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April 9, 2025 43 mins

Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt puts Delbert in charge of their tax returns - any guesses on how that went?.. - Marci has her latest edition of Tatertainment news and a new list of What to Watch.. - JD's kicks off their big Easter Sale.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform “Driving to Darlington”.. - more continuing education classes with the Big Show language lab, today we go to the convenience store.. - We fill a request for Paul Thorn's “It's a Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass”.. - and we’ll close out today's show with a trip to Louisiana for a Playhouse, entitled Boudreaux and the Taxman…

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I'll wait here up my list, don't hunt. We heard
hide it's hot. I love so hand I was no good.
Everyone knows that's laud.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
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fix it's lay out listen it's left list.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
P honey is no noah God.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I'm coming up every you all I know? Oh what.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Mhm?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Loving on hell, it's the middle of the week. It's Wednesday,
April nine.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Oy I got here, Hey, oh hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Dater was here? Turn around? He gone quick? Nap shall
be she was fanning the front of her face. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Was that you that you'll have to have one him?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Hot flashes? I hear about them. Hi, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Let's say it is abra to ninth National Former Prisoner
War Recognition Day. If you lucky enough to know a
former prison wars their day today, that's wow. Man, Look
National Winston Churchill Day. The leader of England Britain, one

(01:57):
of the same in the country.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
He said some famous stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I've said it before. Don't get your history from Hollywood.
Don't get it from here either.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, Hold, look is National Name Yourself Day. You are
allowed to give yourself a new name for one day.
You know, I've come to realize these a lot of
these over like stupid disc jockeys, you.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Know, so you'll be hearing them. Listen to somebody else.
If you can't have a different day for a day,
what would it be there? So what would your name be?
I want you to think about it. No, who cares?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
See in all my good lines, I can't do on
the radio. Well, blank heads already taken.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
It was already a fine. Let's wake up your own way.
Then we'll get the winning beginning. I got it right here.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Big shows on the radio, blank Heads, are they taking several? Okay,
hey yeah, we're still waking up here. Wednesday morning, April
the ninth, we do three Dates in History. Thats where
we get our three categories for you to win.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh I didn't tell you the prize pack. Holy boys.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
This Umbrellas tractor prize pack includes a hat, stainless steel insulated.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Tumbler, and keech and you're timing.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Go to lstractor USA dot com, find your local dealer
and learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Oh
there you are, Blankheads. Three dates in History where we
got our categories. Good morning, nineteen forty five, the National
Football League made it mandatory for players to wear socks

(03:52):
during football games.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Wow, all right, they were tough back then.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Nineteen seventy one, do you this made his first official
contact with China in almost twenty years when an American
ping pong team visited China. The Americans lost that one.
I mean it was depicted in Forrest Gump, remember that,
all right. In nineteen ninety two, the heaviest chocolate Easter

(04:19):
egg was unveiled the Catberry Red Tulip Factory. It weighed
ten thousand, four hundred and eighty two pounds.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Yes, please, I'll take one.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
They only had the one.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
That was twenty three feet and three inches high.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
I wonder what they did with it.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I say, turned a bunch of Alsi's loose on it.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
It was Australia, you know, it was probably something imaginative egg.
All right, Well there you go. Three things made of chocolate.
How to do for the category one?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Eight hundred?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Big Show you told free line, we play out birds.

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Next You're wins the more name.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's a Big Show on the radio.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Feature track from the Big Show boot Box, A playhouse
entitled Boodrow and the tax Man you were a tax
man and his boot box at the Big Show dot
com check out.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
On their contest.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
But you can't get them, We'll call you.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
Uppers.

Speaker 10 (05:45):
Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Jon Boy and Billy gave the prizes from the Big Prize.
Be let's go contested number one issue.

Speaker 7 (06:00):
Really be a lot of fun.

Speaker 11 (06:03):
Playing us. Have them marry up against time. You love
the best time? You love a big shots.

Speaker 12 (06:13):
That's Head and Jim Gloucester bird.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Shots.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Good morning, Jim.

Speaker 13 (06:27):
Good morning, Big Show. It's Gloucester, Virginia.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I was gonna ask you how bad I messed up
the name there, Gloucesters, No h in it, no grout Gloucester.
Is that the same way you pronounced the main one
up there?

Speaker 13 (06:44):
Yeahthing, I got you, all right.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Jim, Well, you don't sound like you know some of
my boys with the oat and the boats.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You know, got that Hermit Saddler Ward Burton deal going on?
Oh I say it, I got the OUs in.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
The got you a Jim, Well, let's get you through
these categories.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
And I love that accident. By the way.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, so in five seconds, three things a football player
wears ready to go.

Speaker 14 (07:14):
Uh, helmet jersey and fuck.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
All right now, three things played on a table ready go.

Speaker 15 (07:25):
Uh ping pong pul and beer pong beer pong.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
All right. Three things made out of chocolate ready, go.

Speaker 13 (07:36):
Uh candy bars, Hershey kisses and Easter bunnies. And there is.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Winning Jim, good job man, you got a big o
LS tractor price back headed up your way?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Proud have you listening? Glad you won?

Speaker 13 (07:56):
I appreciate it, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
All right, buddy, hang on, all right, gee, I'm from Gloucester, Virginia.
Up and now let's see about hoarding dover over the trailer.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Get them up? Sure they're ready for tax time? Can

(08:49):
good morning? This will make Shaw on the radio. Did
ready to Let's go ahead? Sure they were up?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
This is this is a workday. Who are borth we
cold temptation trailer man?

Speaker 13 (09:04):
Hello, his het all my life on a fid of bad.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Ah man, John boy and Billy here?

Speaker 13 (09:10):
Why there they all her nose dragging, knuckle picking, mouth scratching,
butt breathing.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
He hall looking, mouth scratching, butt breathing.

Speaker 13 (09:23):
I just want to see if he was paying attention.

Speaker 12 (09:25):
Oh always pantation when we talk to you buddy, how's
it going.

Speaker 13 (09:28):
No, Dear, God's right. I come down with a bad
case of that stomach fluid's been going around make me
flat out for four solid days. I'm just now getting over.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I'm sorry to hear that. That's pretty rough.

Speaker 14 (09:39):
Huh.

Speaker 13 (09:40):
Yeah, I was a crispy critter for a while. The
worst part of it was the timing. It come at
me right on tax deadline day, and so since I
was laid up, I guess he was in charge of
getting the tax returned out to the post office.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Not del Yeah, oh man, what happened?

Speaker 13 (09:57):
Well, believe it or not, he actually got the returning
the mail. It's that twenty eight hundred dollars payment I'm
kindly worried about.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Did he forget to put it into hovelop?

Speaker 13 (10:07):
Well not exactly. See, he got up that morning to
go to work, and I told him for he left.
I said, now, don't forget to go by the post
office after working mail him income taxes. Well, sir, he
come home at night and said, I had me a
very interesting afternoon. Stopped off at Hoots after work running
this soul boy that works for one of them big
time government contractors. You wouldn't believe how much money them

(10:28):
fools in Washington is wasting every day. This fella had
stories of the curl you have. He told me the
government pays one hundred and seventy dollars apiece for a hammer,
a plane old hammer, like you buy the hardware store
for five bucks. And you know how much the inter
Force gifts for a toilet seat six hundred dollars? Can

(10:49):
you believe that? I said, Yeah, it's throwing around like
Marty Gralby speaking of the government and money. Did you
remember the mail in them taxes? He says, Yeah. I
went to write a check for the twenty eight hundred
dollars and didn't have that much in the bank. So
I got me out a big old box. I sent
them six hammers and three toilets leads and told them
to keep the chain.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You know, Hoyd, you go ahead and start taking better
care of yourself.

Speaker 13 (11:15):
Yeah, you ain't got that phone number for the audit
defancy people hand today?

Speaker 14 (11:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (11:19):
What eight hundred away?

Speaker 13 (11:21):
I r d al I reckon, I'll call them back
lunchtime lest I got right here to me a h
and R buckhead and to.

Speaker 14 (11:28):
Go to work.

Speaker 13 (11:29):
You gone later on?

Speaker 14 (11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (11:30):
Well, well, you tell them. I said, huh, can't know
what you mean. Y'all came straight up A.

Speaker 16 (11:36):
Right good morning, listen make Shaw on the radio, and.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey.

Speaker 17 (12:15):
Dear Diary, This is Gary beaucy well Diary.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Spring is here.

Speaker 17 (12:26):
It's time to break out my pastel knee pants an
Easter themed glass eye.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
At Constant Debussy. We do it upright.

Speaker 17 (12:36):
I was out in the garage the other day and
I couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know
that it is in there. I'm used to riding Crazy
Frankie's motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of the state.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
At the moment Raybar Hotel.

Speaker 17 (12:52):
And I had to run errands and I dug the
buick out of that mess. I had an epiphany, a great,
big epiphany. And after I got that hosed off the driveway,
I had me an idea. It's time for the fourth
annual Bucy Hollywood Garage Sail.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Come and get it.

Speaker 17 (13:10):
Look at these sales from nose hair tremors, the wooden pails.
Every item belonged to a star like Francis Farmer's lobotomy
scars Ahoskernoo. I got a poop pop up a at one.
I had to separate the wheat from the chaff. I
throwed out a lot of junk I didn't reckon. No

(13:32):
one would ever want like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in men condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape. I don't need a bunch
of goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George
Reeves Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark

(13:56):
in the sea.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Who the hell was that?

Speaker 18 (13:59):
Oops?

Speaker 17 (14:00):
Come to think of it, I think that poop's name
was mine. Come on, come all and have the ball.
These deals will be here come the fall. Think of
the stories you'll have to share when you leave with
the jar. Carl Moulden's nose air honk honk, care what smells?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Won't care? This Superman smoot smells like, but don'key, don't care.

Speaker 17 (14:16):
Faster than a speed and duty, more powerful than a
Dutch oven able to delete tall porta John's in a
single bound.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
That's pooper. My head up, up and art.

Speaker 17 (14:28):
I wish it hadn't been so tight that it won't
come out with that kryptonite.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (14:37):
Once I got the stuff separated out, what I'm gonna
do is I'm gonna put everything on a half dozen
tables in the driveway. I got Brigitte Nielsen's very first
breast implants. There might have toy, but they make a
dandy footstool.

Speaker 16 (14:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 17 (14:56):
I got one of Flavor Flames clock necklaces. Unfortun Lea's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
He looks small on Heill.

Speaker 17 (15:09):
Courtesy of Greg Almand. I got Sherif's faces number three
and seven, perfect for scaring the bo Diddley out of them.
Pass Iraq, Who's I got a pair of Rosie o'donald spanks,
perfect kiddy trampoline or speed bump. I got a big
jug of lip old fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been

(15:29):
using it to loop up my truck and fry my chicken.
Can you say multipurpose goodness? I got a collection of
George Clooney's winkie stuffers. Sorry, ladies, he can't make you
squeal because that thing ain't the real deal.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Oopsie, poopsie.

Speaker 17 (15:49):
I'm gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little
Black Book, and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will
be Andy Dick. I guess living in my storage shit
all this time, I wondered what that smell was. I
got Kathy Griffin's freckles and Jay Leno's chin, mc Hammer's

(16:09):
giant drawers and Beyonce's next to ken Ron Jeremy's viagra
and Vanilla Asi's hair. You'll find your heart's desire at
Gary's bargain layer chunkle Look.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Eat a bug, take a duty on the rug woman
he do? Gary loves you.

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Ell well, Dorry.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I gotta ski out of it.

Speaker 17 (16:29):
I'm having a lunch with Lindsey Lohan, Emma Stone and
Dakota Fanning trying to talk about of some celebrity pentties
for the sale. Lots of weirdos on my block.

Speaker 19 (16:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Until next time, Diary and Gary.

Speaker 14 (16:57):
Ut.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Good morning, this is Big Show.

Speaker 9 (17:08):
Plastic surgeon, doctor Holland p Win, I fixed Jackie Twins,
Randy Butt and Smarty Marty's.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Massive Man Hooters.

Speaker 9 (17:21):
Next up on the John Boy and Billy Big Show
Life Oh for John Boy shin extensions for Billy and Tata.
Sorry but a brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a whak at it.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean, what could it?

Speaker 14 (17:37):
He?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Good morning this week showing the radio. We're on it
through your Wednesday for the ninth right.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Actor Dennis Quaid is seventy one years old today and
we got Taylor Tainment News coming up in minutes. And
I don't want to ruin anything, but of course I'm
sure you have the famous actor that passed away, Richard Chamberlain.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
No, no, Richard Chamberlain does yeah, are you.

Speaker 20 (18:37):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Are you serious?

Speaker 6 (18:38):
No?

Speaker 7 (18:38):
I'm serious?

Speaker 6 (18:39):
Yeah, it was like that, well Kilmer, yeah, well yeah,
that was.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
All right. Say I didn't want to spoil it.

Speaker 21 (18:50):
You're good.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Yeah, So what I was.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Wondering about, like Dennis Quaid, because which one of the
Quaid brothers.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I can't keep them straight.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Randy Quaid was in vac the vacation Christmas vacation.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Randy Quaid was cousin Eddie.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Yes, and then Dennis Quaid.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Was was was he Doc Holliday in the other Wyat
Art movie? Because Valcilmer was the best Doc Holiday ever,
probably better than the real Doc Holiday.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
I believe he was.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
It was Dennis Quaid that seventy one. Today he was
a Doc Holliday.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
He's the more popular brother, the better looking brother.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Okay, I know how it feels, Oh my brother and
lizening around there, Hey Jewel.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Okay, look how I gotta find out?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, well, the save op because t Entertainment News. Next up,
Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we played John Boy Jeverity we go do
we get a Winter? And that means the winner will
get one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning
products made in the USA. You can find bulls out

(19:58):
of truck stops across America. Downloadabull's not that easy to do.
They called the banner when he hit the Big Show
dot com. Hang on play for it in minutes. Right now,
it's time for tater Tainment News and here's our girl,
Marcy tater morea.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Well, hello, I have some sad news to report Val,
but it is Val Malkilmer passed away at the age
of sixty five. It was on April first, and that's
the reason why I was thrown off a little bit
by that. But and and some thought it was an
April fool's joke, you know, because it was on April first,

(20:36):
and don't do they do those death hooks all the time.
But no, he he passed away due to pneumonia. But
he had put up a decade long battle with throat cancer.
So but it was pneumonia that yeah. Yeah, the movie Maverick.
That was his last appearance appearance, and they did a

(20:59):
lot of voice I guess it was maybe ai voice
altering thing, yeah, looping to with his past performances to
make it work. I thought that was cool. All right,
Kelly Clarkson. Do you know that Kelly Clarkson has a
talk show? Did you know that? Like a variety show?
And she does Kelly Kerry oke. He thought in the afternoons,
I don't know if you're taking a nap.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I saw, I've never watched it.

Speaker 6 (21:19):
Oh well, she took a two week hiatus and no
one knew.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Why, and nobody knew what.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
No, no, no no. According to New York Post, Kelly
actually wants to quit and move down south. She's living
in New York right now. Her contract ends next year
and she may walk away, but NBC is going to
do everything they can to keep her at any costs.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
So she's at.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
It's very popular pop.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
She'sotiating.

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah, they're saying that she's second only to Kelly Rippa
in daytime ratings, so they're kind of like Kelly could
demand ten million annually from NBC, according to New York Post.
So they're also saying, quote, Kelly's number one priority is
her children, ages ten and eight. The show is grueling,
and Kelly could would like to spend more time down south.

(22:10):
She's from Texas, you know, yeah, right, But there's.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Also for more money and more vacation time.

Speaker 6 (22:17):
There's also been rumors there. I feel like there's a
blueprint for that. There's also been rumors that she's in
talks with filling in hot to Cotpee shoes over on
the Today.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Yeah, all right, you one hundred and seventy million Americans
who are on TikTok. You may have noticed that your
app still works.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
President Trump extended the band another seventy five days. So
now June nineteenth is the new deadline, We're not gonna
be able to use TikTok. So he's still trying to
get Byte Dance to sell their company. It's they're a
Chinese company, and that company says it's not for sale.
So the President Trump said the deal requires more work
to ensure all necessary approvals are signed. So I don't

(23:06):
know if the tariffs are going to but.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
The effect payter could be all Fox business. Would you
watch me? She just makes it up? Have you turned?
I don't know, I.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Just have some hot takes. Tariffs may become a bargaining chip.
Several groups have made an offer for TikTok, like Amazon
and Oracle, so it's in my nose man, all right,
billionaires class.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Something called tariffs. You might want to know. I'm very
aware of it. Ahead, heep me out of the politics billionaires.

Speaker 6 (23:44):
The United States is home to nine hundred of the
three thousand billionaires worldwide.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Losers.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Forbes magazine updated they're ranking the top five richest peoples
are Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Oracles fairman Larry Ellison,
and French businessman Bernard Arnold. Joining the billionaires for the
first time this year, are Jerry Seinveld rely with one
point one billion, Arnold schwatzeneg with one point one billion,

(24:16):
and Bruce Springsteen with one point two billion, so they join.
Let's see in the music category, Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and
Jay Z are all in the billions.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Hollywood actors Tyler Perry, Kim Kardashian, Oprah Winfrey, George Lucas,
and Steven Spielberg five point.

Speaker 14 (24:37):
Them.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Oh, there's only four pages.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
You get the yes.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Yeah, I was just looking for our name.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Your name, Jerry Seinfeld the only comedian a billionaire.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I don't let me go to further.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You go through them.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
You found another good work, the Baby. Well that's good,
it's a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question.
We found out President William Howard tabbed was the second
US president to own one of these, but it.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Was too fat to fit in it.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
What's a car?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Yeah, no big deal? All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
If you're looking to sell one of these, the experts
say the white ones sell faster and for more money.

Speaker 6 (25:23):
What's a car?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Oh no, so mark the car off your list. Let's
see what you got in one eight hundred Big show.
You told free line, we go to we get a winner.
We played next.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
It's a big show on the radio, humming to your
home day Averro the nine when I'm feature driving to
make show bit box a playhouse entitled Boudro and the Taxman.
There's a guork taxman here the bit box at the
Big Show dot com. Right now, let's play yes live
across America.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It's John Boy, Jemmany and.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Now a man who noticed something ironic when he was
writing a checkout to the irs. If you delete the
space between the and I r s, it spells fairs.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
He's John Boy than you.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Let's say hey to William out upon a talk Mississippi.
Good morning, William, Good morning, John boy, first time caller.
All right man, welcome in here, mal perfect. All right boy,
you got the first shot at it. Let's see what
you got. If you're looking to sell one of these,
the experts say the white one sell faster and for

(27:02):
more money.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
What you think, William?

Speaker 20 (27:06):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Horse horse horse horse?

Speaker 13 (27:10):
Horse horse?

Speaker 22 (27:12):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
But you might be right? Let's find out. Okay, horses
horses no, no.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
On track there, William, Sorry man, but thank you for
playing and you try again later. Well not today, but
all right, all right body, we appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Bye bye, alright, alright.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Man, there's a James Havelock for no James from Havelock,
North Carolina.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
He owns the town.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
He is now down east where James is and Noisey, Hey,
good morning James. Hey Bardy, all right, you got the
next shot at it? Man, it's not a horse. Uh
so what do you think of h how let's see
it's in the house.

Speaker 14 (28:13):
Yeah, it's a house.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh you think maybe the last guy googled it and
misread it. James, you got the prize back, bard congratulations,
all right, man, appreciate playing by the many hour topp

(28:41):
of your news. Hey, where's that show? But where's the guy?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
The show?

Speaker 13 (28:46):
What you gell shit?

Speaker 22 (29:18):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 15 (29:40):
A beautiful supermodel, a bizarre rock musician, a mysterious disappearance.
What was the twisted secret they shared? And where are
they today? I'm Robert Stuck, Join me and maybe you
can help solve a mystery. Paulina Porizkova was born in

(30:02):
a small village just outside Prague. In nineteen sixty seven.
Her stunning beauty made her the toast of Czechoslovakia, so
much so left her native homeland in the early nineteen
eighties immigrated to America. Paulina soon became the toast of
the United States as well. Her face and figure were
featured in hundreds of magazines, including The Crowning Jewel and

(30:25):
Any Model's Career cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.
At a party in nineteen eighty nine, Paulina met Rick o'cassick,
leader of the Boston based haircut rock band called the Carns.
Eyewitnesses at the party say Paulina and Ocassick were inseparable
that night and from then on. Shortly thereafter, Ocassock's band

(30:50):
split up after a long dry spell.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
On the music charts.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
Meanwhile, Paulina's modeling jobs became less and less frequent, with
the exception of a single high profile campaign for Este Lauder.
She has been virtually invisible since meeting ocassi At a
party in nineteen ninety three, Paulina and acassock serviced again
Pauline o'walla small gold band on.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
The third finger of her left hand.

Speaker 15 (31:16):
She was also carrying a small bundle, which eyewitnesses say
may have contained a small child. As incredible as it
may see, authorities now theorized Paulina may not have only
married o'cassick, she may have actually had sex with it.
Paulina Portskova is twenty nine years old, five feet ten

(31:37):
inches tall, one hundred and fifteen pounds, with straight shoulder
linked brown hair, blue eyes, and she is built like
a brick house. Rick cocassick is forty years old, six
feet three inches tall, ninety seven pounds and is usually
described as that scary looking mother who used to sing.

Speaker 14 (31:58):
For the car.

Speaker 15 (31:59):
If you have any information about the whereabouts of either
of these people, please contact the Los Angeles County Sheriff's
Department or call our toll free.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Number one eight hundred. What's that all of It?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
Next week?

Speaker 15 (32:13):
Number four seen video footage of a UFO that appeared
over Tulsa, Oklahoma, in November of nineteen ninety four. A
glowing object that has the shape and markings of a
double wide mobile home. Could this be the Mothership come
to claim the rest of her lost squadron? Find out
next week on another edition of Unsolvable.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Mystery, John Boy and Billy Morning Radio done right, good morning,

(33:10):
and it's a big shaw on the radio.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
When this portion of the broad guys brought to you
by JD's Howdy Friends, will.

Speaker 12 (33:17):
That big white jack rabbit will be hopping down the
money trail directly. And we got all kinds of easter
fine right here at JD's twenty four hour drive through
Pontagnaudo Parks Pharmaceutical Dont Give Bait and Tackle.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Discount cigarette outlet.

Speaker 12 (33:27):
We got easter buckets, fake grass, had color in twelve gages,
stuff toys, may lotch choke collar, sex chairs, enter tubs
and so many of them, little yellow marshmallow baby.

Speaker 21 (33:34):
Chickens, and then places of fire has it.

Speaker 12 (33:37):
We got pigs feet, crisco, heater course, tool shed's compost,
spout springs, deal pickles, fish fighters, and fourteen years worth
of back issues of Smack Nasty magazine. And that, of course,
bringing youngins and all you buddies is Saturday for the
second annual Rotting and tossin content. They've been sitting in
the rear dash of a Camaro in the bright sunlight
for two weeks. We got seat traps, duct tape, vapo,

(33:57):
rub jackstand soup beans, Love lotion, shaven cream, wheed Killer
spray painting for a limited time only farm raised deep.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Fred Rabbit on a stick, coming that maun.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
What are you waiting for?

Speaker 12 (34:05):
A resurrect jail, pickup truck and run you bet on
Now to JD's twenty four hour drive through Pronagona.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
No parts pharmaceutical, don't give.

Speaker 12 (34:11):
Payton tackle discount cigarette outlets. Not buy our new location
in Logan, West Virginia, across from Apple Echian day Care,
went bar and firing range shot.

Speaker 13 (34:18):
To that way.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Ja DA's wa a Southern boy me. Good morning everybody.
The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
We're gonna show our.

Speaker 19 (34:30):
Acting chops coming up. I'm not an actor, damn you.
I'm a movie stop. I did walk play in summer stuff.
I have one line igocket.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Thank god I can write.

Speaker 11 (34:49):
Don old bike bees.

Speaker 9 (34:51):
I'm the top boy and Billy Big Show.

Speaker 21 (35:00):
H Yeah, morning backs show us on the radio.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Coming up.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
We're gonna play beat the Blonde right now, gonna play.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
A song all my partner made all about me.

Speaker 20 (35:44):
My partner's named Johnny. He's kind of funny. Ways about
two eighty five likes to eat junk food when he's
in a bed, which is most all of the time.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Is it?

Speaker 23 (36:06):
That's just how is he likes crabckers and cheese.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Is uh?

Speaker 11 (36:17):
He's so fat?

Speaker 7 (36:21):
What do you think of that? What's you pid?

Speaker 14 (36:27):
Hat?

Speaker 11 (36:28):
He's so fat?

Speaker 20 (36:34):
One day he was burzen, so he bought a dozen
chrisphy kream donuts to go.

Speaker 7 (36:45):
He ate our twelve of them.

Speaker 20 (36:48):
Or how he shoved him till nothing was left but
the holes. That the job, honey. Even though he's fine,
he's so fat.

Speaker 7 (37:12):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 11 (37:15):
It wants to big hat he's so fat?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Mhm h m hmm.

Speaker 23 (37:38):
Yeah, but that's jams joy. Even though he's find.

Speaker 11 (37:58):
Well, he's so fat.

Speaker 14 (38:02):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 7 (38:06):
It wasn't Steve bid Hat.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
He's so fat, he's so fat?

Speaker 14 (38:20):
What do you think of that?

Speaker 11 (38:23):
It was Steve bid Hat? He's so fat?

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. We
are proud of our girl, Cindy Balcom. She's gonna be
guest announcer the Grand Old Opry this coming Saturday. O
our listeners friends in Nashville and hit the Grand Old
Opera tests and we said, uh huh, proud of her.
From the knee deep in bluegrass and she's branching out
O need even hip hop that we talked about it.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Hang on, I got it for you. First.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let me tell you what you can win if you
can beat the blonde. Here in a minute. We got
an assortment of swag from World Lawn Moors. They make
the best value zero turn moors on the market. They
feature a three year unlimited hours warning, Kawasaki engines, and
heavy duty steel decks. Mowood Landscaping's best kept secret World Lawn.
You can see it when you see the Facebook stuff.

(39:26):
They're on the John one billion different velvet rodeo pages.
You can say, what my fat Butter's McCauley sitting on
it because it's got that good suspension. Sat begging Nony Mike,
how about Mowen Landscaping's best kept secret. We are talking
World Lawn. Look for their link of the Big Show
dot com.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
All right, Butter, right now, She's the queen of bluegrass,
the fairy godmother of the fiddle, the Southern bell of
the banjo.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
And a legend in an icon.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy bar I'm
Cindy Balcom and for thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her
life to keeping bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both
with her nationally syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass
and on stage with her husband.

Speaker 18 (40:13):
Terry Balcom, who's also a legend in an icon But.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
There comes a time when a talent gets too big
for just one genre of music. Well, that legendary iconic
status is about to take yet another part of the
music industry by storm, ladies and gentlemen. Big Show Records
is proud to introduce the new Cindy Balcom and she's
hip deep in hip hop.

Speaker 18 (40:38):
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and
their like it's better than yours. Damn Ryan is better
than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
The first Lady of Bluegrass is getting jiggy with it
and it's spies.

Speaker 18 (40:52):
When the pimps in the crib mall drop it like
it's hot, Drop it like it's hot, drop it like
it's hot.

Speaker 6 (40:58):
And the pigs try to get it.

Speaker 18 (40:59):
You like, guitar mark it like it's talk, hark it
like it's hot.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pull skeezer, run tell that.

Speaker 18 (41:11):
Come on, let's talk about six baby, Let's talk about
you and the Let's talk about all the good things
and the bad things that will be.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Let's talk about She's burying her musical soul in a
whole new way.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Oh all right.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
You'll find out things about Cindy Welcome that you never
knew before. For example, I like big books.

Speaker 18 (41:36):
I can't you.

Speaker 14 (41:37):
Other brothers can't do that.

Speaker 18 (41:39):
When a girl walks in with a anybody ways and
a round thing in your face, you get sprung the hot.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
But Cindy as gold as ice.

Speaker 18 (41:48):
If there's a problem, you know, I'll solve it. Check
out the hook why mom DJ revolves it as ask
baby my middler ass ass baby, the niller ass ass baby,
the niller as als.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Yes, Cindy Balcom isn't just setting the trends, She's setting
the mood for romance.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so horny, Oh me, so.

Speaker 18 (42:19):
Harny me love you long time, so horny, so harny,
oh me so harny me love you long time? Yo.
What up my nizzles, This is Cindy b to the
aucum getting up in mill grill. It's time to get
you'll freak on and start k mocking boots to the
fresh tracks I've laid down, Stop lamping and start ampling. Homie.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Time to make some kill a scrilla you heard and remember.

Speaker 18 (42:46):
Can't touch this, You can't touch this, can't touch this.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Cindy Balkam is Hip deep in Hip Hop, Available now
on Big Show Records.

Speaker 18 (43:04):
Oh Shizzle, I love talking like the squird.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
There you go to go there, have a break into
that the grand old Opera. Let's let's concentrate on our game.
We got that big Old World lawn Mowers prize pack.
Let's open up the lines for a contestant one to
eight hundred.

Speaker 1 (43:27):
Big Show. We'll play next
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