September 3, 2025 • 45 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy wakes up with hiss mind on the latest billion-dollar Powerball Lottery.. - Mad Max wonders if some of NASCAR drivers would make good school bus drivers.. - Marci has her latest issue of Tatertainment News.. - Gary Busey re-opens his acting school for a new semester.. - On the second half of the Podcast, we’ll overload our Playhouse fans with a couple of them in a row - first is “Bring on the Mormons” - and then our latest performance, “ It’s the Thought That Counts”.. - Mark Packer has a look at College Sports with his Southern Fried Football report.. - and Ike Turner will close out the show with a letter from a listener who is getting too much lovin’ at home…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning to make show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news, weather, sports.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This was Royal.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
That is the King Veto, slayer of the Visicals, destroyer
of the Mongol, and aggravator of the Ottoman Empact.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
All listening to my two royal.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Jests, those gap toothed barbarians John Boy and Billy are
old big show.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
A rise, a loyd of beef, A.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Rise Duke of Ellington, a rise, water of ten, essence
of marp, milk of Vectisiaga doodle doo of another.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Say hey to Wednesday, Wednesday fly It is September the third,
and you got the big show on the radio. Oh right,
well tonight another join to see who can win the
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power ball.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Monday night.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
If you forgotten to buy Powerball tickets for that drawing,
it was one point three billion. You're luck because there
was no winner unless you were holding the winning So
I don't see how you can be a look because
you gotta believe you do have a chance to win it.
That's thank you rule, as you can't win it if
you're not in it. Well, they were ten tickets that
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won one million dollar prize.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'd be happy with that. I'd do that that's find us.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So jackpot for tonight's drawing is up to afty one
point three billion. The lump some payout will have animate
cash payout of five hundred eighty nine million in the
odds of winning the jackpot are one and two hundred
ninety two point two million. So you're saying there at
(02:42):
all right, one point three billion dollars. Yeah, by the
time the drawing actually gets nigh, it'll be much more
than Well, if you're listening right now and you win
the jackpot tonight, you remember brought you luck, You remember
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the little people, and that way you'll have enough money
to buy this organization and shut us down. I said,
all right, good, well, good, look everybody, all right, where's
close the place we can get a dig it?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Right at the corner right, good morning, I got.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The big show on the radio. Well, we ain't up
to one point three billion in our prize pack, but
we are at one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bullsnot cleaning products is made in a USA where truck
drivers keep America moving and bulls not make sure they
look good doing it. And I found fame a truck
stops across America and now on the Big Show. Just
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click on the link at the Big Show dot Com. Okay,
three dates in history where we're got our three categories
for you to win. Say you say dumb luck, you
gotta be gonna win it, gonna play.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay, that's my big pep talk. Yes, I'm I'm all
pepped up now.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Nineteen eighteen, slacker Rage began in the US.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That's when they were thinning out my entourage.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Now this was way back where uniform soldiers stopped draft
age men at Bayonet Point and demanded to see their
draft cards.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Slacker I moved.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
To nineteen seventy eight, fifty six year old Arnold Henvy
raised thirteen hundred dollars for Jerry's kids by riding a
tricycle in one hundred and seven degree heat seventy nine
miles across Death Valley. He lost ten pounds, so we
had that going for him ten what. Finally, nineteen eighty nine,
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Karen and Stan Sutton sailed back into San Francisco Harbor
eight and a half years after leaving on their trip
around the world. Despite Karen's chronic sea sickness, they made
the trip forty and a forty three foot ship they
built themselves along the way. The couple had two children.
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No wonder she was chronics. She say, oh, right, there
you go. Where's our three categories? One eight hundred big
shows you told free line, Come on play out birds next,
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Good morning.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Our future track from the Big Show, bit box ax
too much loving keywords, too much hit.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
The bed box at the Big Show dot com Outburst.
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
John Boyd Bully, he gave you puzzes from the big
Prize being.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Let's say he a Kathy from Anderson, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
We'll have a shot.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Good more than Kathy.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Good morning, Hello baby, I did glad you in here.
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
the prize back.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You ready to go?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Alrighty, name three cards in your wallet or pocket book
or wherever you keep your cards.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Ready go my b card, a credit card and a
key card. Ma'am all right now. Name three charities Ready go, yes,
Jerry's Kids, n I Way, Wonder Warriors, Bam Bam, and
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for the wind.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
And I heard a woman having two babies on the
wide open ocean.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Three ways to travel, Ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Train ting.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Then a good work, Keavy, you got your bulls? Not
one hundred and twenty dollars worth had down to Anderson for.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
You cool, you gotta cow. You're welcome, glad you want
hang on with a.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jacket all right, bottom of the hour, top of your
news Wednesday morning, remembering raper happens.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Right on the other side of there in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Reporter, Good morning, to make shows on the radio, go
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down the hall at the Rape studio.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Robert d says he's got some why is that? Whatever?
A why is that his?
Speaker 9 (09:04):
When people imitate the late Andy Rooney the end by
saying why is that? Rooney said he never said why
is that? I suppose it was just the droll questioning
of just another human foible. So here are some why
is that?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
For me?
Speaker 9 (09:21):
See if you can visualize them? Ever, notice women have
body language and hand and facial expressions that no men
except some few Faye types have one. I see a
lot now women clasp their hands, both hands over their
mouths when there's a big surprise, like when they want
a prize. Notice how beauty queens will when they are
announced as winners, will suddenly clasp both hands over their
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mouths and then start to cry.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Why is that?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
See a picture of a woman who has just heard
she's won the lottery. There go those hands, both of
them clamped to their mouths, pray lude to the tears.
And basketball coaches, why they the only men on the floor,
on the stands are in the whole arena with suits
and ties on expensive suits and shirts and shoes and ties.
They tell me to get those clothes free, to show
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them off and apparently get free advice on how to
wear and coordinate them. But why why is it the
only basketball coaches dressed to the nines like lawyers and
bankers and senators on the court among sweaty young men
in shorts and tank tops. Why is that It looks
to me like these basketball coaches are selected more for
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their histrionics than their coaching. Robert d Raper, John Boyn
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Good morning, there's a big showing the radio. You win
sing out one point three billion tonight spend some of it.
Speaker 8 (11:07):
JD's how any friends, Well, there ain't but a few
weeks left the summer, but there's still plenty of time
to have lots of outdoor fund and at JD's twenty
four air drive through, pont and gun, auto parts, pharmaceutical
adul't gift bait and tackle discount cigarette out let, we
can make a second half of summer more fun than
a six pack of beer and a truckload of AMMO.
We got fireworks, jungle juice, spinner baits, hog jowls, potted meat,
fake winners, and the greatest new production of the summer.
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JD's Chinese fortune livers now catfishing is twice the fun
went inside every chicken liveries you lucky lottery numbers and
a dirty joke we got in since founs, stems, air filters,
offensive t shirts, prill guard, sparkpeels, fetish wearing for a
limited time only, JD's two hundred proof corn bread mix
ever before has a bubble of suit beans knocked you
flat of the ass, And don't forget to come by
this Tuesday night in air condition backroom and giggle like
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a school girl when we tie up three peena freaks
and make them watch us eat barbecue. And the fun
never stops cause on Thursday night we turn loose a
busload of unarmed anti gunnack of us in the mountains
of eastern Kentucky next to well hidden pot patches.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Oh, run for your lives.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
We got spray paint saddle.
Speaker 8 (12:05):
So if under our icey hot truck hitches, bucks, bray
pro pain, body condoms and a selection at you in
the backer covering six acres at ever store, Hey, try
some of our own flavors a backer like slobbering fits, throat,
choke chew and cheek writing plugs.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So come on down, what are you waiting for?
Speaker 8 (12:19):
Don't make this August This born is one of them
wood chopping competitions on ESPN two.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Hurry on down the.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
JD's twenty four hour drive through planting Gano parts pharmaceutical
don't get bait and tackle discal cigarette outlets. Stop by
our new location in Deep Gap, North Carolina, next to
One Eyed Charlie's Bald Peanuts and paving service.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Y D.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Why Southern boy me, Good morning, every buydy.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
You got the big show on the radio, right big
shoon radio?
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Right ay let's take any news writter sports.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose Niston, the greatest
morning show and recorded history of broadcast radio. Gutt Boy
and Billy Big Show. How big is it? Bigger than
my head?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And that's big.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
There?
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Yees o?
Speaker 11 (13:08):
B I read it and I pay that tabby a
seat dead beat.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Had I big old back to school show yesterday? I
was spilling over to this Wednesday September the third's good
this call good morning, Big.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Show, god board Yo, mad mix here Mags, Buddy, Bud
but buddy, but but buddy, but Bud bye but.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Up. It comes from the Latin phrase shut meaning closed,
and up meaning you're.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
A mouth, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I've been coming on here five years. Ain't you got it?
You're man? Aren't you let me put this in the
politically correct way. I'm differently happy.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Really, that's weird because it sounds like that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You'll get to do your little blissfully ignorant redneck.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Thing again in a minute here and.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Ask for two minutes every two or three weeks. John boy,
shut up all right now? Or was I? Oh? Yeah?
You know what makes me mad? It seems like about
everything doing it again. I'm no what that's better?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Okay, school buses, cool busses.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
School bushes scare me today. Every time I look up
school buses coming round the corner on two wheels. What
is the deal? What is the damn her lick? It's
canoe raised with a bomb water to blue. If she
dips below fifty, they got a governor on him and
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it'll keep them at fifty. You don't have to drive
that speed all the time. Running around through my neighborhood's flying.
The more kids they let off, the faster they go.
That weight thing work my butt. And I hesitate to
even bring this up, but you'll note about ninety five
percent of your school bus drivers some three hundred pound
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African American woman.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
You know what to say now, I.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Don't want to sound like Robert d Racis here, but
on a list of your great all time drivers, you'd
be hard pressed to find a three hundred pound But
they just not. You don't see them winning the Indy
five hundred. They're qualifying it daytta and I can't figure
out why they keep going into this line of work.
It ain't for their excellent driving skills. They ain't never
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demonstrated no aptitude. From the looks on most of their faces,
they sure ain't enjoyed it. That's what it is. They're
so miserable. They just in a hurry to get it
over with you. I mean, I guess I see some
of the hoodlums going to school nowadays. I want to
get them off the bus. Cool weather's full or empty,
fly to my neighborhood. I mean, now, I know it's
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hard being black, it's hard being a woman, and it's
even hard being three hundred piles. How is it when
you put them all together, it suddenly comes up school
bus driver short. They'll say, nasscar Whiston, come champion. I mean,
that's it. They're all frustrated race car drivers. That's why
anytime they get behind the wheel of a brightly colored
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vehicle with a number painting on the side of it,
think it's a white flag lapp of the Daytona five hundred.
But let me ask you, are you going down? You
look up in your rearview mirror, you got an eight
toned vehicle bearing down on your rear at full speed.
Now who would you rather see behind the wheel, Rusty
Wallace or oprah, wik you know what I'm saying here.
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You look up there, who would you Jimmy Spencer or
Shirley from what's happening? I rest my cas No before
anybody gets mad and starts calling the radio station to complain.
I ain't throwing off on black women. Race ain't got
nothing to do with it, because everybody noses really women
in general cannot drive. You're gonna get your pies in
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the wall. Keep in mind, this ain't a load of
pete moss they're hauling. It's our kids. You know, your
future teaching. Well, let them lead the way. If you
won't think of them, think of me, because y'all about
to scare me today. Let's driver, slow down, be careful,
smile every once in a while if you can't quit ding.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Yeah, y'all, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
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you hear the Bigshow dot com, we'll play for it
in minutes. Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news.
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Here's our girl, mar said Taylor more.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
I appreciate you. Taylor and Travis in the news.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Still.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Yeah, So they got engaged last weekend and if anyone
out there didn't hear that or know about it, or
see it or read it, but they did. And uh,
speculations continued to swell over the weekend and into this week,
and a group of Swifties believe that Taylor and Travis
is their engagement. Innouncement photo was sponsored by Ralph Lauren.
(19:03):
Why do you think that, well, they say, because Travis
was wearing a Ralph Lauren cable knit polo shirt and
Taylor was wearing a black and white striped sun dress
with spaghetti straps by Ralph Lauren, and her dress sold
out the same day as their announcement. According to New
York Times, I guess that's a big deal.
Speaker 12 (19:19):
You see it, you go buy it.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
He's got to make some money where she can.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Well, you know, that's that's what people were saying. You're like,
you know, it's silly for Taylor and Travis to seek
a sponsor for their engagement because it's not like they
need the cash. But if it's there just laying there,
go ahead.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
And pick it up.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Makes some money together, so Taylor won't. You know, I'm
not going to just cut Travis a check when they retire,
because you know, they're brother.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Gonna have pre nuts.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
I mean he's making I mean he's making. He and
his brother made like one hundred million that podcast, so
he's not Yeah, he's not too shabby.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
They say his net worth is like three quarters of
a billion.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
And she's like over yeah, I think she makes probably
a couple hundred grand. Every breath she takes is probably
the way it is. She also will have a signature
cocktail on the menu when Travis and Patrick Mahomes open
up their steakhouse. The Kansas City Chiefs teammates recently taste
tested the Alchemy, which is the name of the cocktail.
(20:18):
The name comes from Taylor's song on the Touted Tortured
Poets Department. That's an album.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
God, I've been tested it too. It is a little
more cherry.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
So yeah, so they're going to open up this fifteen
eighty seven steakhouse. Is the name get it fifteen eighty
seven numbers. There you go, and they're opening it up.
September seventeenth, According to US Weekly, TMZ is reporting that
Kim kardashian A waits the results of her California Bar exam.
She sat in late July for the two day test
that included two hundred multiple choice questions, a little more
(20:57):
than fifty percent past the California Bar annually, So Kim
will learn if she passed or failed in November.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
According to TMZ, Kamala Harris can do it?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
How hard can it be enough?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Jimmy Fallon this fall Jimmy Fallon will work Sunday nights.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
What Yeah?
Speaker 10 (21:18):
The Tonight Show will follow NBC's Sunday Night Football All Right?
Fallon has fallen? Fallon has fallen? Fallon has fallen?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Fallen?
Speaker 10 (21:26):
Has fallen behind in ratings, And this is an opportunity
to introduce the Tonight Show to a wide audience, just
as CBS is ushering Stephen Colbert out the door. According
to The Deadline, Hey, it worked for Taylor and Travis,
why not for the Tonight Show. NBC has a strategically
scheduled the Tonight Show on four times on What Are
likely the most popular Sunday games this NFL season. You'll
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see him after the Kansas City Chiefs and the Giants,
the Steelers and the Packers, the Lions and the Eagles,
and the Houston Tech Texans versus the Kansas City Chiefs.
No week of Taylor Swift's birthday.
Speaker 12 (22:01):
Why do they have to mention that.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
I guess she'll be in the stands and we will
be seeing her a lot streaming news. You know, you
can see we just talked about her last week. We
can see two thousand and nine. Hannah Montana, the movie
starring Miley Cyrus able to stream now on Hulu from Disney.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
And in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Hamilton, an American musical filmed live on Broadway, and it
will feature the original Broadway cast. So all of the
theater junkies out there, you can see this in the
theater and it's very popular.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Ed, well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You're come.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Well, let's get us as a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Let's play john Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out even if they do stop making these, we shouldn't
run out of them for a while. In fact, it's
estimated there are an average of six pounds of them
in every American hole.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Yeah, what are pennies?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Six pounds?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
All right, everybody, we would turn him in. We wouldn't
have a shortage.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Works out about ten dollars and sixty something something like that.
All right, let's go for the day's John Boy Jeopardy.
Besides his legendary series of children's books, this famous author
also created the world's first animated television ad.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Who is Dennis Rodden?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yes, Dennis Rodman has a children's book?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Wow, No, we'll go ahead and take him all todayble okay,
one ain't under picks show, you don't free line?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
We go?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Do we get a winner? We played John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Next, Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Roll into your Wednesday Home Days.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I do it a third I feature track within the
Big Show Big Box acts like too much in.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Loving key words too much when you hear the.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Big Box at the Big Show, dot town and right now,
let's play yams live across America.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says
he's sure is grateful. Life isn't like it is in
the comics.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Can you imagine walking around and people being able to
read your.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Thoughts in those little bubbles that come up over your heads. Come, Ony,
let my out do's that hated Jonathan out of Severeville, Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Good morning, Jonathan, Good morning, good morning. Welcome my man.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning,
so Jonathan put it out there. Besides his legendary series
of children in his books, this famous author also created
the world's first animated television advertisement.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Who could it be?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I would?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
I would have to say, doctor SEUs.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, let's see if that is correct. Show us doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You correct?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
All right?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Why I don't remember this, but I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
The ads were for the Ford Motor Company's Service and
Parts division, and Ran says you can see them on YouTube.
Now go too, all right, but there you go with
Jonathan Lord Tiger's price back heading over to severe bel
just for you.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yes, sir, I appreciate it, all right, body boding Ony
hour Toba you news right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I got a time capsule and crack over and get
a laugh.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Part September third.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
I told you anytime you come around the New York area,
will you take care of us? I'm gonna have to
because both of you will get killed if you go
by yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
So normally when somebody says, if you come to New York,
I'll take care of you.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yeah, yeah, come on over, I got some people Dodo. Yeah,
this is my friend Tony. Don't worry about nothing in
the car. We'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
You better tell Randy you're gonna be late for Monday
show though.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, you're hanging out with you know, Donnie Brasco or something.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, you know, did you see that movie?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yeah? I actually sell it out.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I mean it was incredible, was like talking to my family.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Because every other word was we'll forget about it, and
it'll forget about it.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
We'll forget about it.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Because if you look that up in the dictionary, it
says see by the being boom right.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
So so forget about it? What does that mean?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
What do you need to forget about it? Don't worry
about it? It means anything you wanted to mean like another.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
O hawk and mean hello goodbye.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
It can mean, in other words, you can say to
someone you have a good time listening.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I forget about it.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So it's like equivalent of duh huh.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
It means unbelievable. It means don't worry about it. It
means it's none of your business.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
You shut up, shut out my face.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Sometimes it actually means forget about it right. Sometimes it
means Randy, just get out of this.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Sometimes it means that you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I like Brooklyn boom, that.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Means that means forget about it, forget about it.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's like a loop. We're called it.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
I have no ideally I tried. And here's another thing
of Brooklyn. People say not for nothing, not for nothing. Hey, hey,
you know, not for nothing. But you know that don't
make no sense at all. Do you know how grammatically
incorrect that is. Look I'm talking to John. Yeah, really, no,
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I don't know what that means, not not for nothing,
forget about it.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I don't know what those things mean. But that's a
typical Brooklyn thing.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
And lately I've been traveling a lot and people have
been coming up to me and telling me that there
is a similarity between the Boston accent and the Brooklyn accent.
And I can't see the similarity because I have friends
from Boston, and when I'm with them, I have no
idea what they're talking about. I was with them two
months ago. Steve, come on, I gotta go to a bath.
I said what I said, come on, we gotta go
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to a bath.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I said, it.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Shows a good place where there's a lot of sheep.
I'm not interested. Come on, Steve, let's go, Patty. I
don't have to go potty.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
And if I didn't go by myself, really, that's it's incredible.
I don't I have to tell them to slow down.
They say, car right, they pack the car wada. Well,
the Kennedy's are from that area. You know, Ted Kennedy
parked the car in the water because he went to
a bad and not too much of a patty, Patty,
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and see, I always say, you know when you're talking
to somebody from Brooklyn, not just New York and Manhattan, Brooklyn,
You know when you're talking to somebody from Brooklyn, because
every time they talk to you, it will always repeat
your name.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
You know, Tony Hey, don't Tony Hey, Hey, Bobby Hey,
don't Bobby.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Okay, unless they're not too bright, then it's like, hey, Joey,
how are you, Louie?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Hey, Freddie, how you doing Frankie? Okay, Kay, you're looking good.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
It's so true, man, Yeah, that's why. And people say
Brooklyn people have attitudes. I'm really sick of hearing that.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I mean, we do.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
If I hear one more guy say that, if.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I hear one more guy tell me to have an attitude,
I'm going to stab him in a heart with a pension,
my father.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Do you'll do that on purpose?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (30:17):
You do?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
No purpose?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Is it just this comes naturally to have an attitude.
It's because of the environment it gives. Everything is so
fast paced. And that's why have you ever noticed. I
know you people can't see this on the air, but
you know when people from Brooklyn they're always moving around.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
That's because they're dodging bullets. They don't trust somebody who
might be in back. Hey, hey, I swear it. Okay,
Hey Tommy, hey, don't do that. I mean, give me
a hot attach for get about it. You know, I'm
telling you that's the way it is.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
It's very I was brought up in the neighborhood where
if you went to the neighborhood McDonald's, it was like
cover me, I'm going for fries. You know, that's how
bad it was. It was like mob, Yeah it was.
It was you know, gangs and it was a lot.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Of girl Scouts and everybody.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
And that was the brownies by a cookie or a
stab you low life.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
But really, I mean you're sweet, and there's some sweet
people up there. I guess that sell. It's just kind
of misunderstand. That's you should never sweet.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Never never go into New York and say, excuse me,
can you give me directions?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
And when they give it, don't ever.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Go gee, that was sweet of you, because you'll wind
up with a nice pick in the back of your head.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
You know, Hey, how was this was that sweet for you?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
There?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Power? How does that sweetie hat? I'd give you a sweet?
Forget about it? Can I got your sweet? That's another thing.
I got your sweet right here? That's not see.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
I have a book because I'm from Brooklyn. I just
wrote a motivational book. It's called Hey, motivate this.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
That's what it's called. I swear to God, I swear
that's coming out.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
It's a good book and it's really filled with a
lot of intense stuff and it's very funny motivate this.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
That's about that.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Well, it's all about acquiring and attitude and this whole philosophy.
But having an attitude means is that you need one
today in order to survive. And it doesn't necessarily mean.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
You have to be you know, rude, but you need
that edge. Which is why I love cats.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
See, because every cat in the world has a Brooklyn attitude.
And if you have a cat, you know what I'm
talking about. They walk around like the gods give to
the animal kingdom. If cats could talk, they go meow,
meow about bring me out right, Hey, I'm walking here,
I'm walking here.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
John William Dilly, he's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
Good morning, yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Ah, good morning, got the big show A radio roll
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into your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Greeting seekers of truth and humor.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
It is I Bill Silvers, the Sultan of Sting, the
Wizard of Wisdom, the High Priest of Hijinks and personal
life coach to nature boy Rick Flair.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I believe the phrase is woo.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
And I back today to address grievous wrongs that are
being committed in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations
now only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be
against throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around. There are people
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walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished from the civilized population.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
And I'm not just talking about the heifers.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
From the view, there are plenty of other people who
can ride along with the Democrats as they wing their
way to El Salvador on your dime to French kiss
and slow dance with gangsters.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Don't worry, I have a.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
List so here.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock drawer.
Under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me, comes
Today's top ten list. The top ten other people who
need to be deported Number ten. People who fart when
doing only one push up.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Number nine.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
People who need to be on a tractor to do
their best thinking. Number eight.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
People who insist their coworkers learn their dog's barks. Number
seven people who can't find their big bags.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Are we sting a pattern?
Speaker 12 (34:57):
Number six people who can't rea fill their water bottles themselves.
Number five people who can't travel without an entourage. Number
four people who think cousins are good for practicing. Number
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three people who claim that they've been in trauma when
they clearly have it. Number two people who work fewer
days a year than Congress, And the number one type
of person who needs to be deported.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
People who made a four decade career out of the catchphrase.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oo wah uh wah uh wah.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Somebody explained it to him.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Will I be in first class? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
You got a big show own, No Rady, you have
more chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedter in sports.
Speaker 14 (36:05):
You come to me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse is heading or these two horses?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Ask?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, and
you can win John Boys Wonderful Thing number one hundred
and fifty five.
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Check it out.
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The coaster recon handlers embracing it handmade using cocobolo wooden beads.
Delightful Young Chap wearing sunglasses and smoking a Paul Mall
who looked by twelve years old?
Speaker 5 (37:29):
Is your name and the HATWI give it away?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Friday and final hour to The Big Show that's John
Boys Wonderful Thing at the Big Show dot Com. Good Morning,
got the Big Show on the radio. Hang on for
a visit with Gary Busey. It went talking about our
back to school shows.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
Here the first of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
We've got a different kind of school. Let me tell
you about what you can win if you can beat
the blonde in minutes. It's one hundred and twenty dollars
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bullsnot in minutes. It's time for another entry into the
Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Dear Diary, this is Gary music.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Well things is kind of cool off here in Hollywood Diary.
Not the weather, just the work. Summer is a slow
time for the acting business. I needed something to keep
the reputation growing and the cash are flowing. I've done
just about every dad Gum autograph show there is. I
take Crazy Frankie with you, tell everyone that he's screeched
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from saved by the Bell. That is always funny as
hell until you wind up sitting next to the real
Screech and he gets into a fistfight with the fake one.
Then it's hilarious crazy Frankie knuckling him on top of
the head, hollering mister Belvin, can't save you now, good times.
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There's got to be something more, something that I can
do that is not only financially rewarding, but will also
do something to contribute to the legendary Abusey legacy. So
I decided to help save the next generation of Hollywood
by opening my own acting school. Who read for beause
he would, I'll help you when you're acting. Ein't no good,
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no matter if you're young and pimply. You're fat and dimply,
I'll help destroy your childhood. Don't care if you're a slouch.
Get on the cast and couch. Yeah, all right, for
beause it would action. Maasian told me that I had
a lot of competition out there, lots of folks passing
on their hard won knowledge. But ain't none of them
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been nominated for an oscar like yours?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
A true let.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
I've seen some guy in the internet with an acting
school call himself international film and television star. I reckon
if that was the case, you think I'd have heard
of it. Nope, just some third stringer that kind of
looks like the church lady, only older guy turns out
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to be just another Z lister trying to pass yourself off.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
As a real actor.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Hey, as soon as you get more than five lines
in a movie, get back to me.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Pick no, sir. From where I stood, I was the
only game in town, and I was fixing to clean up.
Who's going to be the next superstar. I know you're
planning on going far, but before you start shining that
dressing room star, take these keys.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
And park my car.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Ballet. Ballet, don't scratch the paint cut print lunch.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
I was going to teach a class out of my house,
but I don't need some potential starstruckt stalkers knowing where
my fortress of gary Tude is. So I went and
rented an old Dell Taco on Recita near the Boobie Bar.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yea yea yea yea yea yea yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Turns out it's owned by John Candy's Indian nephew, Mahatma Candy.
He said I could do whatever I wanted to do
to the place. At least I think that's what literally
you know, I don't know what it means. So I
gutted it, I painted it, and before I knew it,
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I had a room full of wannabes begging for the
abusive magic touch. Rudy Too and Alexx am gonna show
you how to work in La La Land.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Take your top off.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
So we get around the first day of class as
one young fella come up to me and says, gee,
mister Bucy, did I have your autograph? So I gave
it to him and then I said, get out. This
shows the rest of the class of that I mean business.
Plus he paid in cash. I gotta worry about the
check bout. Another kid came up and told me he
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liked DC Cab checked him out too. He said liked
when he should have said loved. Now that they was
quaking in their crocks, it was time produce some improv.
I told him to sit on the floor and act
like a cat. Everyone commenced to purring in me owen.
They didn't get it pitiful except for.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
The red head and the yoga pants.
Speaker 6 (42:48):
That stuck that one leg way up in the air
and started licking her leg cats down. Plus it was hot,
and another kid that looked like Billy ray Cyrus went
over and pete on the curtains. I yelled at him
to stop, and he didn't. Just like a cat. Well
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played two gold stars. By the end of the day,
I had a dozen left. This was gonna be like
eighteen and after class is a reward. I took him
next door to the Booby Bar to celebrate. After we
all got hammered, I told redhead yoga Pants to go
up and do some improv. She made three hundred bucks
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and tips and got a job. And the kid who
looked like Billy ray Cyrus was really Billy ray Cyrus.
Man he looks good for his age.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
Don't quit my class, my first acting class.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
I've seen your stick on TV, and if you quit
my class, my first acting class, you'll stink as bad
as on my lead wrecking Ball. After a couple of weeks,
most of them had dropped out. Couldn't hack it. Don't
know if it was that Herpy's outbreak after the love
scene workshop and that nearsighted kid cutting that Filipino kids
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here after in stage combat. But I guess I weren't
cut out for the educational route, but some good did
come out of it. My hout, my Candy and I
are opening up Bucy Burger.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
On that side.
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Most of my ex students already filled out applications. A win,
A win, Well Dowry, I got a ski daddle. Billy
Ray Cyrus and me are going to Happy Hour to
throw dollar bill of paper airplanes at the redheads butt.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Until next time. X's and those by you said, yeah,
maybe a trade school would be at Ahi.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Let's play beat the Blonde for the big old bull
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across America. We'll get a contestant play next
Good morning to make show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news, weather, sports.
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All listening to my two royal.
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Speaker 1 (01:19):
Say hey to Wednesday, Wednesday fly It is September the third,
and you got the big show on the radio. Oh right,
well tonight another join to see who can win the
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power ball.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Monday night.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
If you forgotten to buy Powerball tickets for that drawing,
it was one point three billion. You're luck because there
was no winner unless you were holding the winning So
I don't see how you can be a look because
you gotta believe you do have a chance to win it.
That's thank you rule, as you can't win it if
you're not in it. Well, they were ten tickets that
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won one million dollar prize.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I'd be happy with that. I'd do that that's find us.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So jackpot for tonight's drawing is up to afty one
point three billion. The lump some payout will have animate
cash payout of five hundred eighty nine million in the
odds of winning the jackpot are one and two hundred
ninety two point two million. So you're saying there at
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all right, one point three billion dollars. Yeah, by the
time the drawing actually gets nigh, it'll be much more
than Well, if you're listening right now and you win
the jackpot tonight, you remember brought you luck, You remember
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the little people, and that way you'll have enough money
to buy this organization and shut us down. I said,
all right, good, well, good, look everybody, all right, where's
close the place we can get a dig it?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Right at the corner right, good morning, I got.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The big show on the radio. Well, we ain't up
to one point three billion in our prize pack, but
we are at one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bullsnot cleaning products is made in a USA where truck
drivers keep America moving and bulls not make sure they
look good doing it. And I found fame a truck
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click on the link at the Big Show dot Com. Okay,
three dates in history where we're got our three categories
for you to win. Say you say dumb luck, you
gotta be gonna win it, gonna play.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay, that's my big pep talk. Yes, I'm I'm all
pepped up now.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Nineteen eighteen, slacker Rage began in the US.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That's when they were thinning out my entourage.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Now this was way back where uniform soldiers stopped draft
age men at Bayonet Point and demanded to see their
draft cards.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Slacker I moved.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
To nineteen seventy eight, fifty six year old Arnold Henvy
raised thirteen hundred dollars for Jerry's kids by riding a
tricycle in one hundred and seven degree heat seventy nine
miles across Death Valley. He lost ten pounds, so we
had that going for him ten what. Finally, nineteen eighty nine,
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Karen and Stan Sutton sailed back into San Francisco Harbor
eight and a half years after leaving on their trip
around the world. Despite Karen's chronic sea sickness, they made
the trip forty and a forty three foot ship they
built themselves along the way. The couple had two children.
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No wonder she was chronics. She say, oh, right, there
you go. Where's our three categories? One eight hundred big
shows you told free line, Come on play out birds next,
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Good morning.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Our future track from the Big Show, bit box ax
too much loving keywords, too much hit.
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The bed box at the Big Show dot com Outburst.
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
John Boyd Bully, he gave you puzzes from the big
Prize being.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:18):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Let's say he a Kathy from Anderson, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
We'll have a shot.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Good more than Kathy.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Good morning, Hello baby, I did glad you in here.
Let's get you through these three categories and get you
the prize back.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
You ready to go?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Alrighty, name three cards in your wallet or pocket book
or wherever you keep your cards.
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Ready go my b card, a credit card and a
key card. Ma'am all right now. Name three charities Ready go, yes,
Jerry's Kids, n I Way, Wonder Warriors, Bam Bam, and
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for the wind.
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And I heard a woman having two babies on the
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Three ways to travel, Ready go.
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Train ting.
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Then a good work, Keavy, you got your bulls? Not
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You cool, you gotta cow. You're welcome, glad you want
hang on with a.
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Jacket all right, bottom of the hour, top of your
news Wednesday morning, remembering raper happens.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Right on the other side of there in the morning.
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Reporter, Good morning, to make shows on the radio, go
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down the hall at the Rape studio.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Robert d says he's got some why is that? Whatever?
A why is that his?
Speaker 9 (09:04):
When people imitate the late Andy Rooney the end by
saying why is that? Rooney said he never said why
is that? I suppose it was just the droll questioning
of just another human foible. So here are some why
is that?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
For me?
Speaker 9 (09:21):
See if you can visualize them? Ever, notice women have
body language and hand and facial expressions that no men
except some few Faye types have one. I see a
lot now women clasp their hands, both hands over their
mouths when there's a big surprise, like when they want
a prize. Notice how beauty queens will when they are
announced as winners, will suddenly clasp both hands over their
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mouths and then start to cry.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Why is that?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
See a picture of a woman who has just heard
she's won the lottery. There go those hands, both of
them clamped to their mouths, pray lude to the tears.
And basketball coaches, why they the only men on the floor,
on the stands are in the whole arena with suits
and ties on expensive suits and shirts and shoes and ties.
They tell me to get those clothes free, to show
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them off and apparently get free advice on how to
wear and coordinate them. But why why is it the
only basketball coaches dressed to the nines like lawyers and
bankers and senators on the court among sweaty young men
in shorts and tank tops. Why is that It looks
to me like these basketball coaches are selected more for
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their histrionics than their coaching. Robert d Raper, John Boyn
Billy Show.
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but buddy, but but buddy, but Bud bye but.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Up. It comes from the Latin phrase shut meaning closed,
and up meaning you're.
Speaker 7 (14:15):
A mouth, you idiot.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
I've been coming on here five years. Ain't you got it?
You're man? Aren't you let me put this in the
politically correct way. I'm differently happy.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Really, that's weird because it sounds like that.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
You'll get to do your little blissfully ignorant redneck.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
Thing again in a minute here and.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Ask for two minutes every two or three weeks. John boy,
shut up all right now? Or was I? Oh? Yeah?
You know what makes me mad? It seems like about
everything doing it again. I'm no what that's better?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Okay, school buses, cool busses.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
School bushes scare me today. Every time I look up
school buses coming round the corner on two wheels. What
is the deal? What is the damn her lick? It's
canoe raised with a bomb water to blue. If she
dips below fifty, they got a governor on him and
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it'll keep them at fifty. You don't have to drive
that speed all the time. Running around through my neighborhood's flying.
The more kids they let off, the faster they go.
That weight thing work my butt. And I hesitate to
even bring this up, but you'll note about ninety five
percent of your school bus drivers some three hundred pound
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African American woman.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
You know what to say now, I.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Don't want to sound like Robert d Racis here, but
on a list of your great all time drivers, you'd
be hard pressed to find a three hundred pound But
they just not. You don't see them winning the Indy
five hundred. They're qualifying it daytta and I can't figure
out why they keep going into this line of work.
It ain't for their excellent driving skills. They ain't never
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demonstrated no aptitude. From the looks on most of their faces,
they sure ain't enjoyed it. That's what it is. They're
so miserable. They just in a hurry to get it
over with you. I mean, I guess I see some
of the hoodlums going to school nowadays. I want to
get them off the bus. Cool weather's full or empty,
fly to my neighborhood. I mean, now, I know it's
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hard being black, it's hard being a woman, and it's
even hard being three hundred piles. How is it when
you put them all together, it suddenly comes up school
bus driver short. They'll say, nasscar Whiston, come champion. I mean,
that's it. They're all frustrated race car drivers. That's why
anytime they get behind the wheel of a brightly colored
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vehicle with a number painting on the side of it,
think it's a white flag lapp of the Daytona five hundred.
But let me ask you, are you going down? You
look up in your rearview mirror, you got an eight
toned vehicle bearing down on your rear at full speed.
Now who would you rather see behind the wheel, Rusty
Wallace or oprah, wik you know what I'm saying here.
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You look up there, who would you Jimmy Spencer or
Shirley from what's happening? I rest my cas No before
anybody gets mad and starts calling the radio station to complain.
I ain't throwing off on black women. Race ain't got
nothing to do with it, because everybody noses really women
in general cannot drive. You're gonna get your pies in
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the wall. Keep in mind, this ain't a load of
pete moss they're hauling. It's our kids. You know, your
future teaching. Well, let them lead the way. If you
won't think of them, think of me, because y'all about
to scare me today. Let's driver, slow down, be careful,
smile every once in a while if you can't quit ding.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
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in minutes. Right now, it's time for Taylor Tayman news.
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Here's our girl, mar said Taylor more.
Speaker 10 (18:34):
I appreciate you. Taylor and Travis in the news.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Still.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Yeah, So they got engaged last weekend and if anyone
out there didn't hear that or know about it, or
see it or read it, but they did. And uh,
speculations continued to swell over the weekend and into this week,
and a group of Swifties believe that Taylor and Travis
is their engagement. Innouncement photo was sponsored by Ralph Lauren.
(19:03):
Why do you think that, well, they say, because Travis
was wearing a Ralph Lauren cable knit polo shirt and
Taylor was wearing a black and white striped sun dress
with spaghetti straps by Ralph Lauren, and her dress sold
out the same day as their announcement. According to New
York Times, I guess that's a big deal.
Speaker 12 (19:19):
You see it, you go buy it.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
He's got to make some money where she can.
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Well, you know, that's that's what people were saying. You're like,
you know, it's silly for Taylor and Travis to seek
a sponsor for their engagement because it's not like they
need the cash. But if it's there just laying there,
go ahead.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
And pick it up.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Makes some money together, so Taylor won't. You know, I'm
not going to just cut Travis a check when they retire,
because you know, they're brother.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Gonna have pre nuts.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
I mean he's making I mean he's making. He and
his brother made like one hundred million that podcast, so
he's not Yeah, he's not too shabby.
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
They say his net worth is like three quarters of
a billion.
Speaker 10 (19:55):
And she's like over yeah, I think she makes probably
a couple hundred grand. Every breath she takes is probably
the way it is. She also will have a signature
cocktail on the menu when Travis and Patrick Mahomes open
up their steakhouse. The Kansas City Chiefs teammates recently taste
tested the Alchemy, which is the name of the cocktail.
(20:18):
The name comes from Taylor's song on the Touted Tortured
Poets Department. That's an album.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
God, I've been tested it too. It is a little
more cherry.
Speaker 10 (20:33):
So yeah, so they're going to open up this fifteen
eighty seven steakhouse. Is the name get it fifteen eighty
seven numbers. There you go, and they're opening it up.
September seventeenth, According to US Weekly, TMZ is reporting that
Kim kardashian A waits the results of her California Bar exam.
She sat in late July for the two day test
that included two hundred multiple choice questions, a little more
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than fifty percent past the California Bar annually, So Kim
will learn if she passed or failed in November.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
According to TMZ, Kamala Harris can do it?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
How hard can it be enough?
Speaker 10 (21:13):
Jimmy Fallon this fall Jimmy Fallon will work Sunday nights.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
What Yeah?
Speaker 10 (21:18):
The Tonight Show will follow NBC's Sunday Night Football All Right?
Fallon has fallen? Fallon has fallen? Fallon has fallen?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Fallen?
Speaker 10 (21:26):
Has fallen behind in ratings, And this is an opportunity
to introduce the Tonight Show to a wide audience, just
as CBS is ushering Stephen Colbert out the door. According
to The Deadline, Hey, it worked for Taylor and Travis,
why not for the Tonight Show. NBC has a strategically
scheduled the Tonight Show on four times on What Are
likely the most popular Sunday games this NFL season. You'll
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see him after the Kansas City Chiefs and the Giants,
the Steelers and the Packers, the Lions and the Eagles,
and the Houston Tech Texans versus the Kansas City Chiefs.
No week of Taylor Swift's birthday.
Speaker 12 (22:01):
Why do they have to mention that.
Speaker 10 (22:04):
I guess she'll be in the stands and we will
be seeing her a lot streaming news. You know, you
can see we just talked about her last week. We
can see two thousand and nine. Hannah Montana, the movie
starring Miley Cyrus able to stream now on Hulu from Disney.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
And in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 10 (22:24):
Hamilton, an American musical filmed live on Broadway, and it
will feature the original Broadway cast. So all of the
theater junkies out there, you can see this in the
theater and it's very popular.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Ed, well, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You're come.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
Well, let's get us as a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Let's play john Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found
out even if they do stop making these, we shouldn't
run out of them for a while. In fact, it's
estimated there are an average of six pounds of them
in every American hole.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
Yeah, what are pennies?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Six pounds?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (23:02):
All right, everybody, we would turn him in. We wouldn't
have a shortage.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Works out about ten dollars and sixty something something like that.
All right, let's go for the day's John Boy Jeopardy.
Besides his legendary series of children's books, this famous author
also created the world's first animated television ad.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Who is Dennis Rodden?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Yes, Dennis Rodman has a children's book?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Wow, No, we'll go ahead and take him all todayble okay,
one ain't under picks show, you don't free line?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
We go?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Do we get a winner? We played John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Next, Good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Roll into your Wednesday Home Days.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I do it a third I feature track within the
Big Show Big Box acts like too much in.
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Loving key words too much when you hear the.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Big Box at the Big Show, dot town and right now,
let's play yams live across America.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who says
he's sure is grateful. Life isn't like it is in
the comics.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Can you imagine walking around and people being able to
read your.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Thoughts in those little bubbles that come up over your heads. Come, Ony,
let my out do's that hated Jonathan out of Severeville, Tennessee.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Good morning, Jonathan, Good morning, good morning. Welcome my man.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You got first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning,
so Jonathan put it out there. Besides his legendary series
of children in his books, this famous author also created
the world's first animated television advertisement.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Who could it be?
Speaker 2 (25:10):
I would?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
I would have to say, doctor SEUs.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, let's see if that is correct. Show us doctor Seuss.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You correct?
Speaker 10 (25:20):
All right?
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Why I don't remember this, but I'm gonna check it out.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
The ads were for the Ford Motor Company's Service and
Parts division, and Ran says you can see them on YouTube.
Now go too, all right, but there you go with
Jonathan Lord Tiger's price back heading over to severe bel
just for you.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yes, sir, I appreciate it, all right, body boding Ony
hour Toba you news right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I got a time capsule and crack over and get
a laugh.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Part September third.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (26:42):
I told you anytime you come around the New York area,
will you take care of us? I'm gonna have to
because both of you will get killed if you go
by yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
So normally when somebody says, if you come to New York,
I'll take care of you.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yeah, yeah, come on over, I got some people Dodo. Yeah,
this is my friend Tony. Don't worry about nothing in
the car. We'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
You better tell Randy you're gonna be late for Monday
show though.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Okay, you're hanging out with you know, Donnie Brasco or something.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, you know, did you see that movie?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Yeah? I actually sell it out.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
I mean it was incredible, was like talking to my family.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Because every other word was we'll forget about it, and
it'll forget about it.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
We'll forget about it.
Speaker 7 (27:21):
Because if you look that up in the dictionary, it
says see by the being boom right.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
So so forget about it? What does that mean?
Speaker 7 (27:27):
What do you need to forget about it? Don't worry
about it? It means anything you wanted to mean like another.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
O hawk and mean hello goodbye.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
It can mean, in other words, you can say to
someone you have a good time listening.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
I forget about it.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So it's like equivalent of duh huh.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
It means unbelievable. It means don't worry about it. It
means it's none of your business.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
You shut up, shut out my face.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Sometimes it actually means forget about it right. Sometimes it
means Randy, just get out of this.
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Sometimes it means that you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (28:03):
I like Brooklyn boom, that.
Speaker 7 (28:06):
Means that means forget about it, forget about it.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
It's like a loop. We're called it.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
I have no ideally I tried. And here's another thing
of Brooklyn. People say not for nothing, not for nothing. Hey, hey,
you know, not for nothing. But you know that don't
make no sense at all. Do you know how grammatically
incorrect that is. Look I'm talking to John. Yeah, really, no,
(28:36):
I don't know what that means, not not for nothing,
forget about it.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
I don't know what those things mean. But that's a
typical Brooklyn thing.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
And lately I've been traveling a lot and people have
been coming up to me and telling me that there
is a similarity between the Boston accent and the Brooklyn accent.
And I can't see the similarity because I have friends
from Boston, and when I'm with them, I have no
idea what they're talking about. I was with them two
months ago. Steve, come on, I gotta go to a bath.
I said what I said, come on, we gotta go
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to a bath.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I said, it.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Shows a good place where there's a lot of sheep.
I'm not interested. Come on, Steve, let's go, Patty. I
don't have to go potty.
Speaker 7 (29:10):
And if I didn't go by myself, really, that's it's incredible.
I don't I have to tell them to slow down.
They say, car right, they pack the car wada. Well,
the Kennedy's are from that area. You know, Ted Kennedy
parked the car in the water because he went to
a bad and not too much of a patty, Patty,
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and see, I always say, you know when you're talking
to somebody from Brooklyn, not just New York and Manhattan, Brooklyn,
You know when you're talking to somebody from Brooklyn, because
every time they talk to you, it will always repeat
your name.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
You know, Tony Hey, don't Tony Hey, Hey, Bobby Hey,
don't Bobby.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
Okay, unless they're not too bright, then it's like, hey, Joey,
how are you, Louie?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Hey, Freddie, how you doing Frankie? Okay, Kay, you're looking good.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
It's so true, man, Yeah, that's why. And people say
Brooklyn people have attitudes. I'm really sick of hearing that.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I mean, we do.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
If I hear one more guy say that, if.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I hear one more guy tell me to have an attitude,
I'm going to stab him in a heart with a pension,
my father.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
Do you'll do that on purpose?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (30:17):
You do?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
No purpose?
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Is it just this comes naturally to have an attitude.
It's because of the environment it gives. Everything is so
fast paced. And that's why have you ever noticed. I
know you people can't see this on the air, but
you know when people from Brooklyn they're always moving around.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
That's because they're dodging bullets. They don't trust somebody who
might be in back. Hey, hey, I swear it. Okay,
Hey Tommy, hey, don't do that. I mean, give me
a hot attach for get about it. You know, I'm
telling you that's the way it is.
Speaker 7 (30:44):
It's very I was brought up in the neighborhood where
if you went to the neighborhood McDonald's, it was like
cover me, I'm going for fries. You know, that's how
bad it was. It was like mob, Yeah it was.
It was you know, gangs and it was a lot.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
Of girl Scouts and everybody.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
And that was the brownies by a cookie or a
stab you low life.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
But really, I mean you're sweet, and there's some sweet
people up there. I guess that sell. It's just kind
of misunderstand. That's you should never sweet.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Never never go into New York and say, excuse me,
can you give me directions?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
And when they give it, don't ever.
Speaker 7 (31:21):
Go gee, that was sweet of you, because you'll wind
up with a nice pick in the back of your head.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
You know, Hey, how was this was that sweet for you?
Speaker 5 (31:28):
There?
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Power? How does that sweetie hat? I'd give you a sweet?
Forget about it? Can I got your sweet? That's another thing.
I got your sweet right here? That's not see.
Speaker 7 (31:42):
I have a book because I'm from Brooklyn. I just
wrote a motivational book. It's called Hey, motivate this.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
That's what it's called. I swear to God, I swear
that's coming out.
Speaker 7 (31:51):
It's a good book and it's really filled with a
lot of intense stuff and it's very funny motivate this.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
That's about that.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Well, it's all about acquiring and attitude and this whole philosophy.
But having an attitude means is that you need one
today in order to survive. And it doesn't necessarily mean.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
You have to be you know, rude, but you need
that edge. Which is why I love cats.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
See, because every cat in the world has a Brooklyn attitude.
And if you have a cat, you know what I'm
talking about. They walk around like the gods give to
the animal kingdom. If cats could talk, they go meow,
meow about bring me out right, Hey, I'm walking here,
I'm walking here.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
John William Dilly, he's dumb as dirt, bless his heart.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
Good morning, yell dumb right.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Ah, good morning, got the big show A radio roll
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into your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Greeting seekers of truth and humor.
Speaker 12 (33:11):
It is I Bill Silvers, the Sultan of Sting, the
Wizard of Wisdom, the High Priest of Hijinks and personal
life coach to nature boy Rick Flair.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
I believe the phrase is woo.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
And I back today to address grievous wrongs that are
being committed in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations
now only an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be
against throwing illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland.
I mean, breaking a law is reason enough. But and
like Kim Kardashian, this is a big butt. Have we
gone far enough? I mean, look around. There are people
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walking among us that do more than enough to deserve
to be banished from the civilized population.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
And I'm not just talking about the heifers.
Speaker 12 (33:52):
From the view, there are plenty of other people who
can ride along with the Democrats as they wing their
way to El Salvador on your dime to French kiss
and slow dance with gangsters.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Don't worry, I have a.
Speaker 5 (34:05):
List so here.
Speaker 12 (34:07):
It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock drawer.
Under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me, comes
Today's top ten list. The top ten other people who
need to be deported Number ten. People who fart when
doing only one push up.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Number nine.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
People who need to be on a tractor to do
their best thinking. Number eight.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
People who insist their coworkers learn their dog's barks. Number
seven people who can't find their big bags.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Are we sting a pattern?
Speaker 12 (34:57):
Number six people who can't rea fill their water bottles themselves.
Number five people who can't travel without an entourage. Number
four people who think cousins are good for practicing. Number
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three people who claim that they've been in trauma when
they clearly have it. Number two people who work fewer
days a year than Congress, And the number one type
of person who needs to be deported.
Speaker 4 (35:40):
People who made a four decade career out of the catchphrase.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Oo wah uh wah uh wah.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Somebody explained it to him.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
Will I be in first class? Good morning?
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You come to me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse is heading or these two horses?
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Ask?
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Is your name and the HATWI give it away?
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Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Dear Diary, this is Gary music.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Well things is kind of cool off here in Hollywood Diary.
Not the weather, just the work. Summer is a slow
time for the acting business. I needed something to keep
the reputation growing and the cash are flowing. I've done
just about every dad Gum autograph show there is. I
take Crazy Frankie with you, tell everyone that he's screeched
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from saved by the Bell. That is always funny as
hell until you wind up sitting next to the real
Screech and he gets into a fistfight with the fake one.
Then it's hilarious crazy Frankie knuckling him on top of
the head, hollering mister Belvin, can't save you now, good times.
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There's got to be something more, something that I can
do that is not only financially rewarding, but will also
do something to contribute to the legendary Abusey legacy. So
I decided to help save the next generation of Hollywood
by opening my own acting school. Who read for beause
he would, I'll help you when you're acting. Ein't no good,
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no matter if you're young and pimply. You're fat and dimply,
I'll help destroy your childhood. Don't care if you're a slouch.
Get on the cast and couch. Yeah, all right, for
beause it would action. Maasian told me that I had
a lot of competition out there, lots of folks passing
on their hard won knowledge. But ain't none of them
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been nominated for an oscar like yours?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
A true let.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
I've seen some guy in the internet with an acting
school call himself international film and television star. I reckon
if that was the case, you think I'd have heard
of it. Nope, just some third stringer that kind of
looks like the church lady, only older guy turns out
(40:29):
to be just another Z lister trying to pass yourself off.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
As a real actor.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
Hey, as soon as you get more than five lines
in a movie, get back to me.
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Pick no, sir. From where I stood, I was the
only game in town, and I was fixing to clean up.
Who's going to be the next superstar. I know you're
planning on going far, but before you start shining that
dressing room star, take these keys.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
And park my car.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Ballet. Ballet, don't scratch the paint cut print lunch.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
I was going to teach a class out of my house,
but I don't need some potential starstruckt stalkers knowing where
my fortress of gary Tude is. So I went and
rented an old Dell Taco on Recita near the Boobie Bar.
Speaker 4 (41:17):
Yea yea yea yea yea yea yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:21):
Turns out it's owned by John Candy's Indian nephew, Mahatma Candy.
He said I could do whatever I wanted to do
to the place. At least I think that's what literally
you know, I don't know what it means. So I
gutted it, I painted it, and before I knew it,
(41:42):
I had a room full of wannabes begging for the
abusive magic touch. Rudy Too and Alexx am gonna show
you how to work in La La Land.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Take your top off.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
So we get around the first day of class as
one young fella come up to me and says, gee,
mister Bucy, did I have your autograph? So I gave
it to him and then I said, get out. This
shows the rest of the class of that I mean business.
Plus he paid in cash. I gotta worry about the
check bout. Another kid came up and told me he
(42:20):
liked DC Cab checked him out too. He said liked
when he should have said loved. Now that they was
quaking in their crocks, it was time produce some improv.
I told him to sit on the floor and act
like a cat. Everyone commenced to purring in me owen.
They didn't get it pitiful except for.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
The red head and the yoga pants.
Speaker 6 (42:48):
That stuck that one leg way up in the air
and started licking her leg cats down. Plus it was hot,
and another kid that looked like Billy ray Cyrus went
over and pete on the curtains. I yelled at him
to stop, and he didn't. Just like a cat. Well
(43:09):
played two gold stars. By the end of the day,
I had a dozen left. This was gonna be like
eighteen and after class is a reward. I took him
next door to the Booby Bar to celebrate. After we
all got hammered, I told redhead yoga Pants to go
up and do some improv. She made three hundred bucks
(43:31):
and tips and got a job. And the kid who
looked like Billy ray Cyrus was really Billy ray Cyrus.
Man he looks good for his age.
Speaker 5 (43:44):
Don't quit my class, my first acting class.
Speaker 6 (43:46):
I've seen your stick on TV, and if you quit
my class, my first acting class, you'll stink as bad
as on my lead wrecking Ball. After a couple of weeks,
most of them had dropped out. Couldn't hack it. Don't
know if it was that Herpy's outbreak after the love
scene workshop and that nearsighted kid cutting that Filipino kids
(44:07):
here after in stage combat. But I guess I weren't
cut out for the educational route, but some good did
come out of it. My hout, my Candy and I
are opening up Bucy Burger.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
On that side.
Speaker 6 (44:22):
Most of my ex students already filled out applications. A win,
A win, Well Dowry, I got a ski daddle. Billy
Ray Cyrus and me are going to Happy Hour to
throw dollar bill of paper airplanes at the redheads butt.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Until next time. X's and those by you said, yeah,
maybe a trade school would be at Ahi.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Y'all.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Let's play beat the Blonde for the big old bull
snot prize pick one, big show, he told Free Line
across America. We'll get a contestant play next
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