April 30, 2025 • 41 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll listen in on the town gossip, Debbie Dunbar.. - Tater updates our entertainment news with out another edition of Tatertainment News.. - Carl Childers tells us about his recent colonoscopy.. - Anybody remember the big story about a “runaway bride” - well we sure do and will fill you in and dispatch the Crocodile Stalker to bring her in.. - Willie P. makes a call about an overly hairy baby.. - and we’ll finish up with Ricky B. Sharpe singing, “Talk English To Me”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. The Big show's on the radio, and more
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that their big show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny ha haa, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The rooster says.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
The rook cuckoo hey, when you was over moving around
Italy and France. There you can make the sound of
the rooster and they wouldn't know what they did.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
They did They didn't look at me weird at all.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Good All right, well, helly y'all. The next to the well,
this is the last day April. Thirty days, that's September, April, June,
in November.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
All right, welcome to.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Last day April. Ooh, squeezing a lot of national days
and let me just go through them. This is munch
National bubble Tea Day. Some of these I don't even
want to know. I fuck that out.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It's new trend, is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Tricks Today's National Hairstylist Appreciation Day, National Adopt a Shelter
Pet Day. Just keeping that dogs. They got all kind
of pets and shelters these days.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
We've got some and they're always full.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
As soon as they get the kennels cleared, they fill
it right back up.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
About birds, you have sheltered birds.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I've been seeing it.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It was normally go to rescues, but I haven't seen
any birds of the shelter cats, rabbits, horse, pig se
We got a.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Bunch of rabbits on the farm this year, y'all. Anybody
in the South, you notice in a whole lot of rabbits.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
This year, yeather eating the heck out of all of
the flowers that I've planted.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Yeah, all right, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So shelter pet, get a rabbit. National Oatmeal Cookie Day,
National Sarcodessus Day. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Sarcadosis is inflammation in your in your tissue, toilet tissue.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Sure you got the big squeeze.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Saves a whole lot of time.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
One of the pronunciation of these scarkcond National Raising Day,
understand those National Military Brats Day, Hey, our military brats
thanky for moving around with your parents National Bugs Bunny Day.
About that the famous money first appeared Unless Day in
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nineteen thirty eight, and the short film in the movies.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
See It's about a rabbit, and there's.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
A duck clack Duck season, Webbit Season. Yeah, National Honesty Day.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Hot's out the windows, come on, let's.
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Dry it all right. We got a great show all
planned out.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Never mind, see.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
First prize back. We're gonna get out and get the
winning beginning. You know the way we roll. Big Joe's
on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
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That sucker is nice too fast, all right, chake it out,
I was. I'm a build a Facebook page, and hang on,
we're gonna get the one in beginning with you. Let's
get the three days in history right now, to my hell.
It was April thirtyeth oh one. Seventy seven year old
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Chicago man admitted holding up three banks to pay for
dates with his eighty year old girlfriend. He was sentenced
to three years in the pen. Man said he was
afraid he'd lose his girlfriend if he couldn't afford to
keep up with her lifestyle. Dog gone high.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
We're not gonna talked about that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
In the three robberies, he got eighty seven hundred and
two dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
That's one day, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Alright, let's move up to five. Jennifer Wilbanks, missing from Georgia,
turned up in halbu Cercuine. That is the famed runaway bride.
She had claimed she was abducted, but then admitted she
was the runaway bride. I think we had the crocstalker, yes,
looking out looking out for.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Her, and you pointed out her eyeballs and I couldn't
stop looking at them.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, just crazy, all right. We will celebrate that a
little bit later with the Crocstalker. And finally twenty ten,
the first oil water rushes ashore at Phenice, Louisiana on
the Louisiana Coast from deep water horizon drilling disaster. That's
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Winning.
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Let's play Uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy Bully to give.
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The prizes from the Big Prize being.
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Sh Tom Mike from Henderson.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And Tucket Shots.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Let's fight.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Good morning, Mike, Hey are you doing that? Hey man?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
We all good?
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Ready go fit third chase Bank of America, ma'am ride Mike.
Now we need three things on a bride. Ready go
driss ring and a bell and groom. Got a bell?
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Oh a beil Okay, I got all right, Mike for
the wind, three oils, ready go.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Baby, all motor all vegetaball and.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Look at you right Mike, you jack, you hook you up?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
All right, thank you God.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Make bottom of.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The hour, top of your news. Right on the other side.
Over the back fence with Devin Dunball.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Gotta hang on, tug it out.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Good more Dan, bet Joe's on the radio, and here
we go.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip. It's time for over the back fence with
Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Oh, hey, Carleen, you're up early.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Me.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I ain't been depend yet. My cousin del Mar moved
in with me two weeks ago. After you broke up
with that's kanky Berdi Higgins that works part time at
Dinky Donuts. Word to the wires until that boil goes away.
Don't eat the long Johns. I don't blame him for
dumping her. She always smelled like a cross between a
dirty hamster cage and transmission fluid. And now he won't
move out of my place until he finds someone else
to move in with. He's awful picky for a guy
with a you of brow, sevent teeth and belly button
that sticks out like a Shwin handlebar. Not to mention,
(10:16):
his poots last about thirty five minutes on average, Debbie Dunbar,
don't walk away from a challenge. I even sat through
snow White on a Dare mirror mirror on the wall.
Who's the fairest of the mall? Spoiler alert, It ain't
snow White. I thought I was watching Shrik first. I
tried fixing him up with Gladys Peck with you know her,
she has to kiss the booth outside the Pigley wiggly
between you and me.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I think her only.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Customers are her cousins Bobo Hobo and Bernice. Well, you know,
del mar Is a footman, and Gladys wears open toad
shoes and has nails like a veloss raptor. She tried
to get a pedicure once and the belt Center set
the drinks of fire. But I think it was really
that roe of cold sores across her top loop that
turned him off. Looked like a puss mustache. He had
one date with Phyllis Periwinkle.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
You know her.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
She works at super Happy fun place at the mallpikee
but come off the rides. She got bright red hair,
lazy eye, buck teeth. He said it was like kissing
Penny Wise.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I don't know why he's so picky.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
He said he don't want to be tied down to
just one girl, So I set him up with Becky Dankworth.
Not one body part matches the other on that girl.
She's got a d cup on one side, a cup
on the other. One ear like Dumbo on the other ear.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Like a little bat.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
One big guy, like an octopus. At one tiny beat,
he had like a shrew, left chickup a dunk ank
right chee, no ass at all. I told him if
he just focused on one body part at a time,
it'd be like dating ten or twelve goals, but he
can't count that high, so it was kind of lost
on him.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Even with this celebrity route.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
My cousin's best friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed
on my mother's side as best friends with a friend
of a girl that knows a guy who's the tow
boy for that girl basketball player that thinks a good
bit of herself Angel Reese. Yeah, she's got everything, celebrity
stamina for you know what, and a steady job that
pays three bucks more an hour the minimum wage. Well,
I was shocked. He turned her down flat. Seems out
little will Smith mustache of hers was a deal breaker.
(11:42):
Don't understand that.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
He used to go out with that Italian girl, Dominique
passed the naire core air and Lord she was born
with the five o'clock shadow. She goes to the vet
to get them flee callers for Saint Pinart's. They take
her out to the sheep farm. He gets sheered three
times a year. I ain't even got a sweater made
out of her hair, but I don't wear it. It
smells like Marlboro reds and shame. That's my last draws
Felicia Kurdweller. Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxidermy stores,
you know, where they can make a deer's butt look
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like Bigfoot. She got a bit of the Turettes. But
del Mar likes a girl of the salty mouth and
the only hiccup. And I don't know this to be true,
but I hear tell through the bol of rama and
sudds and does great find that Miss Felicia is also
mister Felicia. You might be one of them hermraphidities. But
I always thought del Mar might be a switch hitter.
So let's just see what happens, all right.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I gotta go, Carleen.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I got to meet up with that gorgeous slab of
man Jerkie Barley Clinger. I asked him to take me
shopping at the Naughty Underwear store, and I'm just hoping
he'll take the hint by shook double d I out the.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Hay said, gotta be more's was saving around here?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oh yeah, y'all, you.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Got the Big show on the radio. Alright, He's back
with some new material. Please stay tuned anyway, and we'll
all suffer along together. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to
your headliner. Joke nerd with with what's the HAPs my nestles?
And I'm gonna try the urban comic thing? Are you no?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Seet John Boy?
Speaker 11 (13:28):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word damn play
a well done?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
AnyWho?
Speaker 11 (13:45):
Hey, folks, it's great to be here. I gotta go somewhere. Yeah,
my marriage is on the rocks again. My wife just
broke up with her boyfriend. That timing was spot on.
My friend asked me why my wife and I fight
all the time. I said, I don't know. She never
tells me a little late.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
You know, I thought I married miss right.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
I just didn't know her first name was always That
is all the money keep with that. I guess it's
not all her fault, you know. She asked me, will
you still love me when my hair is gray? I said,
why not? I've made it through the other forty three colors. Yeah,
friends say.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
You should take her out more. No thanks.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Shut up, I know what I said.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
That's where comedy comes from, John Boy, there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist now? She's always trying to change me.
(15:05):
She says, you need to get in touch with your
feminine side. So I wrecked the car.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Hio.
Speaker 11 (15:13):
I've always managed to keep my trim figure over the years.
I wish I could say the same for my wife.
When she said she believed in love at first sight,
I didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And we go.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
You know, I took my wife to the Super Bowl
once she brought a spoon. My wife's got someone, thank you.
My wife's got so many double chins. It looks like
she's looking at you over a stack of pancakes. Shut up, Peter,
(15:49):
I thought you're on my side.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
I'm not saying my wife is fat.
Speaker 11 (15:53):
But when we go to the opera, no one will
leave until she's saying, because it's.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Not over until uh so is this your wife said?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
No?
Speaker 8 (16:06):
This is my warm up. I got like twenty minutes
of the church bulletin bloopers. This great stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm sure it might have been mailed and drums. I
had to try it. How about just give us your
best joke as a closer.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That's tough, John boy, got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 11 (16:24):
Okay, there's these two non binary albino aborigines that are
ordering a Chipotle. No, oh, wouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and peas
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Fine?
Speaker 8 (16:44):
All right.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians and he said I don't,
but they're so.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Adorable when they're little.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Something that offensive?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Are you Italian?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Now, what's your beat? I put a monkey in it
for you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Damn it, damn play out? Well done, day, good.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Morning, the big shows on the radio, hangout, all right,
listen to you, mogs.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
It's time to button your yap.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Say.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your normous say he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Good morning, This week show on the radio, running through
you Winsabral thirtyth this week John Boy, Jeopardy by the way,
coming up less than twenty minutes, the next chance for
Jordan winners here talking about Ronald McDonald, I don't know
I've ever went through all the rules. Somebody's asked that, Well,
let's do it right quick here, So Ronald McDonald, let
me see how many they got right now? It looks
(18:31):
like they had their own Jeopardy dog gone at Romar
go around fifty two hundred and fifty different Ronald McDonald's
across America, if you would like to add that to
your resume. They are not employed by McDonald's corporate. They
are hired and paid by the franchise owners. So most
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of part time earning around forty grand a year, wow,
with a few earning up to one hundred thousand dollars
a year. While the Ronald used in national television commercials,
of course, he is estimated to earn three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a year or more? Does he do
that much TV? They haven't used him in a long Okay.
(19:18):
So regardless, every performer that don's that trademark face paint,
red wig and yellow jumpsuit is required to sign a
contract agreeing to some very strict rules. Here are a
few able to confirm because you've been working on this.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
A lot just.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Fell into a rabbit hot So they're not allowed to
hug kids. Of course you can see why. You know,
a lot of pervs are here.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
You don't want to look like a birth.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
So they cannot promote any food products, likely due to
the FTC's rules against marketing to children. Instead, they can
only promote fun.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
They cannot reveal their true identity. Ever, they cannot say
that hamburgers are made from cows, or that any of
McDonald's food products come from animals, traumatize the little kiddies
when they're nuggots. They must stick to the script. Only
answer the kinds of questions that are quote in character
(20:18):
for Ronald. If questions fall outside of the examples given
their instructure, to say, ask someone wearing normal.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Shoes that's not creepy.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
They cannot eat on the job. Say rule number two.
They must keep a healthy, trim and fit body image.
You don't want ramadel a big old gut. If you
google images of Ronald, there are a few little portly
ones and it just looks weird Wiley. No more than
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one Ronald can appear at the same location at the
same time. I think the kids would freak out knowing
Hamburgers come from cows and a couple of Ronalds would
It would be all over.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Every other year they have a convention of Ronald McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Now, I just want to go to one of those convention.
I imagine that's pretty secretive it is. Oh, we all
be careful out there. Let me know if you get
the gig. Oh, but never mind, you can't tell you
Good morning. Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
(21:30):
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when you mess coming up in minutes. Right now, it's
time for Tater Taman news and here's our girl, Marcy
Tater Moran.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I appreciate you. So Sean Ditty Combs.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
His trial is scheduled to begin Monday, May fifth, Sinko
de Maya, and is expected to.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Last several weeks.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
You know, they got to get through that jury selection first,
So however many days it takes to get through that.
As you know, Diddy is pleaded not guilty to federal
charges including sex trafficking and racketeering. Now people magazines reporting
that part of Ditty's defense involves his mental capacity to
commit the crimes while he was essentially wasted. They even
(22:35):
have a doctor lined up to testify, But the Offeds
think it's a total, totally irrelevant point. So prosecutors filed
their opposition to this line of testimony, and in the
documents they say that Diddy wants to have the doctor
who's Columbia professor, testify that he had a quote mental
condition bearing on the issue of guilt.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
End quote bearing on the emphasis of guilt.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
The issue of guilt I guess they're saying, you know,
he was wasted, he didn't know what he was doing.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
He's not guilty because he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
In the right role. Fail the guilt exactly.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
What he can't.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, he can't admit to.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
The guiltuilty, So I'm going to grow this girl.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Can't bear issue on the guilt because he was wasted off.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Ah, he didn't know that he should feel guilty about
what he was.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
So guilt as in like he pled not guilty to
the charges.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Up?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hey did man?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What I would to stay far away from that?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
So the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation has
announced its class of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We got so the rock and rollers.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Well.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
To be eligible for induction, artists are required to have
released their first record twenty five years prior to the induction. Okay,
So those elected for induction in the fun categories are
performer category, where they've created music whose originality impacted, influences
changed the course of rock and roll. Bad Company, Chubby Checker,
Joe Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, sound Garden, and the White Stripes.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
White Stripes, Yeah, we've heard of.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Three of them.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Outcast They're all like it, shake it, shake it, rate
Jackie like a polar right picture. I'm gonna shake it,
shake it.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
I'm not doing anything. Justice Years, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Musical Influence Award goes to artists whose music and performance
style has directly influence, inspired, and involved rock and roll
and music impacting the culture went to Saltan Peppa and
Warren Zyvonne.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So the.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Induction ceremony will be held on Saturday, November eighth. Got
a ways to wait and it'll be happening in l A.
You'll be able to stream that on Disney Plus and
it'll be available the next day on Hulu for those
of you who dig watching that. Folks that didn't who
were nominated but no didn't get enough votes. Fish Billy
I title The Black Crows, Mariah Carey and Oasis.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Oh right, Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Rock and roll is always wanted to do.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Just wanted to see your faces, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
A year ago today, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck officially separated.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
I know you were just watching that on the edge
of your seat.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Well, since then, they have finalized their divorce, but they're
still connected to some real estate. They have a thirty
eight thousand square foot mega mansion that they purchased for
sixty one million dollars. TMZ reports that Ben is, oh,
he's eager to drop that price, so they think he
could move on. J Lo disagrees. Of course, she doesn't
want to lose a penny on the place. So they've
(25:45):
tried for more than a year to sell this property
in Beverly Hills. So first off, there's not a huge
buyer poll in the in the mood for a sixty
one million dollar home. The market dwindls when you consider
mortgage interest rates and rising insurance costs after the La
Wildflop fires.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I wonder who would have to get a mortgage? Jonah
sixty one night should just be able to just go ahead.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
And you know, so I think they paid they paid
for it in cash, but they's oh, one thousand dollars
a day in Los Angeles County property taxes plus a
half million for a home insurance policy, according to TMZ,
So Ben's like.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
And I hear taxes are kind of high in California.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's where they gotta pay a thousand a day, a
thousand a day a day on that property.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, to say, what would.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
They drop it to fifty million. I mean, like, you're
not happy with that. But that's j Low hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Somebody is tired of her.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You could be with the Kardashians.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
We're developing a series for Hulu called Calabasas Behind the Gates,
and it's a reality show where cameras will focus on
the friends and neighbors in their gated community.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Ah, what are you doing in the drain? What do
you doing? It's not about us, it's about our neighbors.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Can't wait for that wild h o a meeting? Ah right, well,
thank you about that report.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
All right with you?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yesterday's question, we found out, with an average lifespan of
up to fifty years, this modern household device holds the
title as the longest lasting part of your home.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Oh, what's the toilet?
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Art?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It is a toilet, not an iron skillet like I
guess we have. At least it was an honest us
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Seventy four percent of Americans say
they do this household chore every day, while five percent
admit they never do it.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
What is removing the hair that gets all round around
the stopper in your sink.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, no, no, what's y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
show You're told free line across America. We play John
Board Jeopardy next Good Wednesday Morning. It's a big show
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on the radio. Hummed, do your hum day when our
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comy Right now, let's play live across America. It's John
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Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Sure he's already mastered English Pig Laddin and Alfalfa, but
these days he's focusing more on sarcasm and profanity. Child's
that hey David out of Rocky Face Georgia? Or is
that Rocky Face out of David Georgia?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Hey David? Hey, how are we doing?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hi good? I'll just work shopping some material on you now, buddy,
welcome in here?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
All right? Hey, there we go, Rocky Face?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
So, uh is there a like a cliff or something
like a Rocky Face? I gotta know, I love the
name of your town.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Hey, I wish I could tell you I've only been
down here a year.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
I'm from Chattanooga.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Okay, well was it a real chew chew? All right,
well we'll give you time to work on rocky fa there, David,
glad you listening to us, buddy, and you made it
in here. Let's see what you got. Seventy four percent
of Americans say they do this household chore every day,
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while five percent ad meant they never do it. Taylor,
that was every day. He was talking about getting the
hair out of you think you might want to look
into this, Yeah, see it doctor?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So David, what you got there?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Buddy?
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I might have to say it's make your bed because
I'm definitely that five percent.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
My wife holds up that other seventy four. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So you're saying make their beds? Let's say yes, you
never I see your wife. David, you got the big
old having heard prize back head down the rocky face
for you, buddy. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Hey, I love to hear it.
Speaker 10 (30:48):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All right, my boy, hang on with jacket. Why we're
gonna jump out catch you up on you right up
in this sport. I'm canceled over that Wednesday morning light.
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Tell me.
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This is the.
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Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
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Speaker 10 (31:50):
Yo, what's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Man?
Speaker 9 (31:52):
I would hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for
about what has it been like the last sixteen months
in a row?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
So I finally down.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
I watched my first NASCAR race on TV over the weekend.
Now tell me something I know like big money sponsorship.
This is like a part of all professional sports now.
But does NASCAR sell advertising on everything at the race?
Is it just me? I mean, it's like time for
an update on that wreck sponsored by Maco Auto Body Shop.
(32:20):
Let's say we can get a word with the driver
down in the zagnut Infield Communications Center and then the
guy's talking about, well the Kellogg popped talk band of
solet Pontiac running real good all afternoon. We just got
a little loose up there, and number four runningto some
of that Quaker State motor or one tough motor all
is up there on the track left me with etc headache.
(32:41):
Number twenty three and like the guy will go, yeah,
it looks like you smacked that sach Creek Concrete certaining wall.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Pretty hard now.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penn and White Sale Punch Championship at the.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
End of the season too.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
I mean, you watch these races, like watching the three
and a half hour commercial, you know, and these guys
always talking about, well, we were just raising real hard
and he come up behind me on the outside and
took the air off my spoiler whatever that's supposed to be.
But da to just like tell it like it is.
You know, if the guy comes up, so Billy, Bob,
what happened out there? And the guy ought to go?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
He run all over my fat ass.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
That's what happened that you see him for Donna's sake,
So it was on TV. Maybe that's from the work here,
like I mentioned, for preparation, h who I added?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You know, and I know I hear this all the time.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
I know what y'all thinking.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Hey, Marvin, you know it would look different if you
actually could see it in person. How come you're gonna
get like some tickets and actually go to the race. Now?
Can you see me going to a NASCAR event? And
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
I would have stuck out like the You know, Calvin
p At a PGA cocktail body.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
He probably would have liked.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
When I walked in there, would have introduce me on
the PA system, ladies and gentlemen. Now in the speedway
man a black guy, because I mean that's like some
white people, and I mean some white people go to
the race, especially down there on that infield. You know,
I actually had somebody invite me to go and watch
the race with him down in the infield.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't think so, you.
Speaker 9 (34:13):
Know, I mean, like you got thirty five thousand rednecks
down there drinking beer all afternoon and going. It's not
my idea of a relaxing afternoon. I don't want to
be no pot of no race related incidents. Yeah, a
NASCAR is like the last great white sport in America anyway,
(34:33):
you know, it makes the NHL look like a melting pot.
Motorsports in general is pretty much like a Caucasian stronghold.
The only black driver in all of motorsport that I
know of is.
Speaker 10 (34:44):
This guy, Willie t Ribbs.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Have you heard about this guy?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
That's his real name, Willy t Ribbs. I think they
just like signed him up because they thought his name
was funny or something. The white people are not ready
for no black NASCAR driver. This is my opinion. I
think y'all are like whole it out. You can get
some guy named Leroy Watermelon and you know, get him
to drive the Afrochene Catillac. I don't know how fast
(35:09):
that car is, but listen to that tape. Deck y'all
funk about it. I'm out the west, John Boy and
Billy's Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
Done right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's a big showing the radio ride about twenty minutons.
That's a little lessen the rax. More of the story
from Georgia the Runaway Bride. But right now.
Speaker 10 (36:08):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I guess I ain't no spring chicken no more. I'm
pretty old and give out. Ain't gotten a gaze. I
reckon it.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You get on in years arm. It's a good idea
to take care of yourself. I went to the doctor
last week, had me one of them deals. Wear the
chick at your hind end. They call him something like
her colon oscar me. I can tell you about ifing
you owed me too.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
If you don't, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I don't care about that, You're like, yes, it's based
on all my experiences. First off, you gotta go in
there and meet the doctor. Some folks call him physician.
I called him a doctor. I reckon they want to
meet you on account it's a good idea to shake
hands with him before he gets started.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I mean, you probably ain't gonna walk to afterward.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I go to that young fella, Doc Stevenson over there
to the hospital. He's a very handsome man, smiles a lot.
I can't figure out what makes a fellow decide he's
gonna make a living looking up folks backsides. Seems kindly
funny to me. Not funny, ha ha. That must be
(37:36):
a pretty good wage in it. Or maybe he just
weren't smart enough to be a dentist. I hear tell
he's pretty good at his job. I know a fella
named Royce from up better than Nervous hospital. He went
to him not for a colonnopscaby.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
He swallowed some.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Car keys, a couple of riding pens, and a tennis
ball on accounts crazy Doc Stevenson. He got them out
quick as a wink. Royce said he never fellt a thing.
I can't ride and figure out how he did that.
You ever see a tennis ball, Maybe it is magic
(38:15):
like him. Fancy boys in Las Vegas do well, sir,
I reckon. I didn't care nothing for the part where
you gotta get ready for the colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
They give you this potion to drink care. He said.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It was something called a laxative. He said, I ort
to be sure to be close by the toilet when
I take it. Well, that ain't exactly right. You can't
be close by, You got to be right there on it.
It took me a second or to figure that one out.
That there laxing and plumb woe guitar out of me
(38:51):
and everything else. I tell you, I don't know where
it all came from. I was up all night flushing
in shifts. The next morning, you go in there to
the hospital. Have that whole shebang done. You wander in
this little room, marm. They got a fifty foot coil
of hose pipe hanging on a wall and a big
(39:12):
old air compressor.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I asked Doc Stevenson what all that was for?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Well, sir, he said, they gonna put a camera on
into that hose pipe, blow some mirror up into my entards.
Didn't take pictures of the inside of behind the end.
I told him I didn't need no pictures of that.
I didn't rightly care what it looked like anyhow Well,
he said they had to look for all kinds of
(39:40):
warts and goblins and all sorts of stuff that might
be off kilter somewhere or another. They heavy stripped down barnacd.
They give you this shirt with no back on it,
so your bottom sticks out. They lay you down on
your side on this table arm tell you to sniff
out of this cup. Well, I started to sniff, and
(40:03):
just as I was going to tell him he didn't
have to use all fifty feet of that hosepipe, I
sort of faded off. While I was out, I had
me a nightmare where I was a glove and this
big old hand was chasing me. I didn't understand that
part of it. I woke up all of a sudden,
(40:23):
I couldn't feel my backside. I said, what do you
kill a feeling in my butt? Fern?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
What's killer feeling in my butt?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Fern?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up,
there's a tennis ball sitting there. I reckon he didn't
find nothing, nothing bad anyhow, I hope I ain't got
to do that again. Moral of the story.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
If a fella's gonna put a hose pipe in your backside,
make sure he been to school for it. And if
you do a good job, they might give you a
tennis balls at the end.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
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Speaker 3 (41:11):
Got suppose pipe out of the truck, Little fuller.
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Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio.
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Who can't be topical
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They're funny ha haa, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
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The rooster says.
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You know.
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The rook cuckoo hey, when you was over moving around
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They did They didn't look at me weird at all.
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Good All right, well, helly y'all. The next to the well,
this is the last day April. Thirty days, that's September, April, June,
in November.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
All right, welcome to.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Last day April. Ooh, squeezing a lot of national days
and let me just go through them. This is munch
National bubble Tea Day. Some of these I don't even
want to know. I fuck that out.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
It's new trend, is that right?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Tricks Today's National Hairstylist Appreciation Day, National Adopt a Shelter
Pet Day. Just keeping that dogs. They got all kind
of pets and shelters these days.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
We've got some and they're always full.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
As soon as they get the kennels cleared, they fill
it right back up.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
About birds, you have sheltered birds.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I've been seeing it.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It was normally go to rescues, but I haven't seen
any birds of the shelter cats, rabbits, horse, pig se
We got a.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Bunch of rabbits on the farm this year, y'all. Anybody
in the South, you notice in a whole lot of rabbits.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
This year, yeather eating the heck out of all of
the flowers that I've planted.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
Yeah, all right, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So shelter pet, get a rabbit. National Oatmeal Cookie Day,
National Sarcodessus Day. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Sarcadosis is inflammation in your in your tissue, toilet tissue.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Sure you got the big squeeze.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Saves a whole lot of time.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
One of the pronunciation of these scarkcond National Raising Day,
understand those National Military Brats Day, Hey, our military brats
thanky for moving around with your parents National Bugs Bunny Day.
About that the famous money first appeared Unless Day in
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nineteen thirty eight, and the short film in the movies.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
See It's about a rabbit, and there's.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
A duck clack Duck season, Webbit Season. Yeah, National Honesty Day.
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Hot's out the windows, come on, let's.
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Dry it all right. We got a great show all
planned out.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Never mind, see.
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First prize back. We're gonna get out and get the
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That sucker is nice too fast, all right, chake it out,
I was. I'm a build a Facebook page, and hang on,
we're gonna get the one in beginning with you. Let's
get the three days in history right now, to my hell.
It was April thirtyeth oh one. Seventy seven year old
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Chicago man admitted holding up three banks to pay for
dates with his eighty year old girlfriend. He was sentenced
to three years in the pen. Man said he was
afraid he'd lose his girlfriend if he couldn't afford to
keep up with her lifestyle. Dog gone high.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
We're not gonna talked about that.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
In the three robberies, he got eighty seven hundred and
two dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
That's one day, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Alright, let's move up to five. Jennifer Wilbanks, missing from Georgia,
turned up in halbu Cercuine. That is the famed runaway bride.
She had claimed she was abducted, but then admitted she
was the runaway bride. I think we had the crocstalker, yes,
looking out looking out for.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Her, and you pointed out her eyeballs and I couldn't
stop looking at them.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, just crazy, all right. We will celebrate that a
little bit later with the Crocstalker. And finally twenty ten,
the first oil water rushes ashore at Phenice, Louisiana on
the Louisiana Coast from deep water horizon drilling disaster. That's
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John Boy Bully to give.
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The prizes from the Big Prize being.
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Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
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Sh Tom Mike from Henderson.
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And Tucket Shots.
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Let's fight.
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Good morning, Mike, Hey are you doing that? Hey man?
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We all good?
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How's everythang up? In the Bluegrass state. Wonderful man, wonderful,
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Now we need three things on a bride. Ready go
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Oh a beil Okay, I got all right, Mike for
the wind, three oils, ready go.
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Baby, all motor all vegetaball and.
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Look at you right Mike, you jack, you hook you up?
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Buddy?
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All right, thank you God.
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Make bottom of.
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The hour, top of your news. Right on the other side.
Over the back fence with Devin Dunball.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Gotta hang on, tug it out.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Good more Dan, bet Joe's on the radio, and here
we go.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip. It's time for over the back fence with
Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Oh, hey, Carleen, you're up early.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Me.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
I ain't been depend yet. My cousin del Mar moved
in with me two weeks ago. After you broke up
with that's kanky Berdi Higgins that works part time at
Dinky Donuts. Word to the wires until that boil goes away.
Don't eat the long Johns. I don't blame him for
dumping her. She always smelled like a cross between a
dirty hamster cage and transmission fluid. And now he won't
move out of my place until he finds someone else
to move in with. He's awful picky for a guy
with a you of brow, sevent teeth and belly button
that sticks out like a Shwin handlebar. Not to mention,
(10:16):
his poots last about thirty five minutes on average, Debbie Dunbar,
don't walk away from a challenge. I even sat through
snow White on a Dare mirror mirror on the wall.
Who's the fairest of the mall? Spoiler alert, It ain't
snow White. I thought I was watching Shrik first. I
tried fixing him up with Gladys Peck with you know her,
she has to kiss the booth outside the Pigley wiggly
between you and me.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I think her only.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Customers are her cousins Bobo Hobo and Bernice. Well, you know,
del mar Is a footman, and Gladys wears open toad
shoes and has nails like a veloss raptor. She tried
to get a pedicure once and the belt Center set
the drinks of fire. But I think it was really
that roe of cold sores across her top loop that
turned him off. Looked like a puss mustache. He had
one date with Phyllis Periwinkle.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
You know her.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
She works at super Happy fun place at the mallpikee
but come off the rides. She got bright red hair,
lazy eye, buck teeth. He said it was like kissing
Penny Wise.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I don't know why he's so picky.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
He said he don't want to be tied down to
just one girl, So I set him up with Becky Dankworth.
Not one body part matches the other on that girl.
She's got a d cup on one side, a cup
on the other. One ear like Dumbo on the other ear.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Like a little bat.
Speaker 6 (11:08):
One big guy, like an octopus. At one tiny beat,
he had like a shrew, left chickup a dunk ank
right chee, no ass at all. I told him if
he just focused on one body part at a time,
it'd be like dating ten or twelve goals, but he
can't count that high, so it was kind of lost
on him.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Even with this celebrity route.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
My cousin's best friend's fourth cousins uncle's niece twice removed
on my mother's side as best friends with a friend
of a girl that knows a guy who's the tow
boy for that girl basketball player that thinks a good
bit of herself Angel Reese. Yeah, she's got everything, celebrity
stamina for you know what, and a steady job that
pays three bucks more an hour the minimum wage. Well,
I was shocked. He turned her down flat. Seems out
little will Smith mustache of hers was a deal breaker.
(11:42):
Don't understand that.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
I don't.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
He used to go out with that Italian girl, Dominique
passed the naire core air and Lord she was born
with the five o'clock shadow. She goes to the vet
to get them flee callers for Saint Pinart's. They take
her out to the sheep farm. He gets sheered three
times a year. I ain't even got a sweater made
out of her hair, but I don't wear it. It
smells like Marlboro reds and shame. That's my last draws
Felicia Kurdweller. Her daddy owns that chain of funny taxidermy stores,
you know, where they can make a deer's butt look
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like Bigfoot. She got a bit of the Turettes. But
del Mar likes a girl of the salty mouth and
the only hiccup. And I don't know this to be true,
but I hear tell through the bol of rama and
sudds and does great find that Miss Felicia is also
mister Felicia. You might be one of them hermraphidities. But
I always thought del Mar might be a switch hitter.
So let's just see what happens, all right.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
I gotta go, Carleen.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
I got to meet up with that gorgeous slab of
man Jerkie Barley Clinger. I asked him to take me
shopping at the Naughty Underwear store, and I'm just hoping
he'll take the hint by shook double d I out the.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Hay said, gotta be more's was saving around here?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Oh yeah, y'all, you.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Got the Big show on the radio. Alright, He's back
with some new material. Please stay tuned anyway, and we'll
all suffer along together. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to
your headliner. Joke nerd with with what's the HAPs my nestles?
And I'm gonna try the urban comic thing? Are you no?
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Seet John Boy?
Speaker 11 (13:28):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word damn play
a well done?
Speaker 1 (13:44):
AnyWho?
Speaker 11 (13:45):
Hey, folks, it's great to be here. I gotta go somewhere. Yeah,
my marriage is on the rocks again. My wife just
broke up with her boyfriend. That timing was spot on.
My friend asked me why my wife and I fight
all the time. I said, I don't know. She never
tells me a little late.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
You know, I thought I married miss right.
Speaker 11 (14:12):
I just didn't know her first name was always That
is all the money keep with that. I guess it's
not all her fault, you know. She asked me, will
you still love me when my hair is gray? I said,
why not? I've made it through the other forty three colors. Yeah,
friends say.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
You should take her out more. No thanks.
Speaker 11 (14:34):
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
Shut up, I know what I said.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (14:44):
That's where comedy comes from, John Boy, there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist now? She's always trying to change me.
(15:05):
She says, you need to get in touch with your
feminine side. So I wrecked the car.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Hio.
Speaker 11 (15:13):
I've always managed to keep my trim figure over the years.
I wish I could say the same for my wife.
When she said she believed in love at first sight,
I didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And we go.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
You know, I took my wife to the Super Bowl
once she brought a spoon. My wife's got someone, thank you.
My wife's got so many double chins. It looks like
she's looking at you over a stack of pancakes. Shut up, Peter,
(15:49):
I thought you're on my side.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
I'm not saying my wife is fat.
Speaker 11 (15:53):
But when we go to the opera, no one will
leave until she's saying, because it's.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Not over until uh so is this your wife said?
Speaker 6 (16:05):
No?
Speaker 8 (16:06):
This is my warm up. I got like twenty minutes
of the church bulletin bloopers. This great stuff.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I'm sure it might have been mailed and drums. I
had to try it. How about just give us your
best joke as a closer.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That's tough, John boy, got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 11 (16:24):
Okay, there's these two non binary albino aborigines that are
ordering a Chipotle. No, oh, wouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and peas
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive?
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Fine?
Speaker 8 (16:44):
All right.
Speaker 11 (16:46):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians and he said I don't,
but they're so.
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Adorable when they're little.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Something that offensive?
Speaker 8 (17:05):
Are you Italian?
Speaker 7 (17:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (17:06):
Now, what's your beat? I put a monkey in it
for you.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Damn it, damn play out? Well done, day, good.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Morning, the big shows on the radio, hangout, all right,
listen to you, mogs.
Speaker 8 (17:24):
It's time to button your yap.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Say.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your normous say he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Good morning, This week show on the radio, running through
you Winsabral thirtyth this week John Boy, Jeopardy by the way,
coming up less than twenty minutes, the next chance for
Jordan winners here talking about Ronald McDonald, I don't know
I've ever went through all the rules. Somebody's asked that, Well,
let's do it right quick here, So Ronald McDonald, let
me see how many they got right now? It looks
(18:31):
like they had their own Jeopardy dog gone at Romar
go around fifty two hundred and fifty different Ronald McDonald's
across America, if you would like to add that to
your resume. They are not employed by McDonald's corporate. They
are hired and paid by the franchise owners. So most
(18:53):
of part time earning around forty grand a year, wow,
with a few earning up to one hundred thousand dollars
a year. While the Ronald used in national television commercials,
of course, he is estimated to earn three hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a year or more? Does he do
that much TV? They haven't used him in a long Okay.
(19:18):
So regardless, every performer that don's that trademark face paint,
red wig and yellow jumpsuit is required to sign a
contract agreeing to some very strict rules. Here are a
few able to confirm because you've been working on this.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
A lot just.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Fell into a rabbit hot So they're not allowed to
hug kids. Of course you can see why. You know,
a lot of pervs are here.
Speaker 8 (19:43):
You don't want to look like a birth.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
So they cannot promote any food products, likely due to
the FTC's rules against marketing to children. Instead, they can
only promote fun.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
They cannot reveal their true identity. Ever, they cannot say
that hamburgers are made from cows, or that any of
McDonald's food products come from animals, traumatize the little kiddies
when they're nuggots. They must stick to the script. Only
answer the kinds of questions that are quote in character
(20:18):
for Ronald. If questions fall outside of the examples given
their instructure, to say, ask someone wearing normal.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
Shoes that's not creepy.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
They cannot eat on the job. Say rule number two.
They must keep a healthy, trim and fit body image.
You don't want ramadel a big old gut. If you
google images of Ronald, there are a few little portly
ones and it just looks weird Wiley. No more than
(20:53):
one Ronald can appear at the same location at the
same time. I think the kids would freak out knowing
Hamburgers come from cows and a couple of Ronalds would
It would be all over.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Every other year they have a convention of Ronald McDonald's.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Now, I just want to go to one of those convention.
I imagine that's pretty secretive it is. Oh, we all
be careful out there. Let me know if you get
the gig. Oh, but never mind, you can't tell you
Good morning. Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
(21:30):
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when you mess coming up in minutes. Right now, it's
time for Tater Taman news and here's our girl, Marcy
Tater Moran.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I appreciate you. So Sean Ditty Combs.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
His trial is scheduled to begin Monday, May fifth, Sinko
de Maya, and is expected to.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Last several weeks.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
You know, they got to get through that jury selection first,
So however many days it takes to get through that.
As you know, Diddy is pleaded not guilty to federal
charges including sex trafficking and racketeering. Now people magazines reporting
that part of Ditty's defense involves his mental capacity to
commit the crimes while he was essentially wasted. They even
(22:35):
have a doctor lined up to testify, But the Offeds
think it's a total, totally irrelevant point. So prosecutors filed
their opposition to this line of testimony, and in the
documents they say that Diddy wants to have the doctor
who's Columbia professor, testify that he had a quote mental
condition bearing on the issue of guilt.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
End quote bearing on the emphasis of guilt.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
The issue of guilt I guess they're saying, you know,
he was wasted, he didn't know what he was doing.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
He's not guilty because he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
In the right role. Fail the guilt exactly.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
What he can't.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Yeah, he can't admit to.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
The guiltuilty, So I'm going to grow this girl.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Can't bear issue on the guilt because he was wasted off.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Ah, he didn't know that he should feel guilty about
what he was.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
So guilt as in like he pled not guilty to
the charges.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
Up?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Hey did man?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
What I would to stay far away from that?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
So the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation has
announced its class of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
We got so the rock and rollers.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Well.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
To be eligible for induction, artists are required to have
released their first record twenty five years prior to the induction. Okay,
So those elected for induction in the fun categories are
performer category, where they've created music whose originality impacted, influences
changed the course of rock and roll. Bad Company, Chubby Checker,
Joe Cocker, Cyndi Lauper, Outcast, sound Garden, and the White Stripes.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
White Stripes, Yeah, we've heard of.
Speaker 8 (24:11):
Three of them.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Outcast They're all like it, shake it, shake it, rate
Jackie like a polar right picture. I'm gonna shake it,
shake it.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
I'm not doing anything. Justice Years, all right.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
Musical Influence Award goes to artists whose music and performance
style has directly influence, inspired, and involved rock and roll
and music impacting the culture went to Saltan Peppa and
Warren Zyvonne.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
All right.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
So the.
Speaker 6 (24:41):
Induction ceremony will be held on Saturday, November eighth. Got
a ways to wait and it'll be happening in l A.
You'll be able to stream that on Disney Plus and
it'll be available the next day on Hulu for those
of you who dig watching that. Folks that didn't who
were nominated but no didn't get enough votes. Fish Billy
I title The Black Crows, Mariah Carey and Oasis.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
Oh right, Mariah Carey.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Rock and roll is always wanted to do.
Speaker 5 (25:14):
Just wanted to see your faces, all right.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
A year ago today, Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck officially separated.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
I know you were just watching that on the edge
of your seat.
Speaker 6 (25:23):
Well, since then, they have finalized their divorce, but they're
still connected to some real estate. They have a thirty
eight thousand square foot mega mansion that they purchased for
sixty one million dollars. TMZ reports that Ben is, oh,
he's eager to drop that price, so they think he
could move on. J Lo disagrees. Of course, she doesn't
want to lose a penny on the place. So they've
(25:45):
tried for more than a year to sell this property
in Beverly Hills. So first off, there's not a huge
buyer poll in the in the mood for a sixty
one million dollar home. The market dwindls when you consider
mortgage interest rates and rising insurance costs after the La
Wildflop fires.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I wonder who would have to get a mortgage? Jonah
sixty one night should just be able to just go ahead.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
And you know, so I think they paid they paid
for it in cash, but they's oh, one thousand dollars
a day in Los Angeles County property taxes plus a
half million for a home insurance policy, according to TMZ,
So Ben's like.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
And I hear taxes are kind of high in California.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
That's where they gotta pay a thousand a day, a
thousand a day a day on that property.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, to say, what would.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
They drop it to fifty million. I mean, like, you're
not happy with that. But that's j Low hanging in there.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Somebody is tired of her.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You could be with the Kardashians.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
We're developing a series for Hulu called Calabasas Behind the Gates,
and it's a reality show where cameras will focus on
the friends and neighbors in their gated community.
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Ah, what are you doing in the drain? What do
you doing? It's not about us, it's about our neighbors.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Can't wait for that wild h o a meeting? Ah right, well,
thank you about that report.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 7 (27:25):
All right with you?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yesterday's question, we found out, with an average lifespan of
up to fifty years, this modern household device holds the
title as the longest lasting part of your home.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Oh, what's the toilet?
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Art?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
It is a toilet, not an iron skillet like I
guess we have. At least it was an honest us
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Seventy four percent of Americans say
they do this household chore every day, while five percent
admit they never do it.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
What is removing the hair that gets all round around
the stopper in your sink.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, no, no, what's y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
show You're told free line across America. We play John
Board Jeopardy next Good Wednesday Morning. It's a big show
(28:42):
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comy Right now, let's play live across America. It's John
(29:02):
Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 12 (29:06):
Sure he's already mastered English Pig Laddin and Alfalfa, but
these days he's focusing more on sarcasm and profanity. Child's
that hey David out of Rocky Face Georgia? Or is
that Rocky Face out of David Georgia?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Hey David? Hey, how are we doing?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hi good? I'll just work shopping some material on you now, buddy,
welcome in here?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
All right? Hey, there we go, Rocky Face?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
So, uh is there a like a cliff or something
like a Rocky Face? I gotta know, I love the
name of your town.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Hey, I wish I could tell you I've only been
down here a year.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
I'm from Chattanooga.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Okay, well was it a real chew chew? All right,
well we'll give you time to work on rocky fa there, David,
glad you listening to us, buddy, and you made it
in here. Let's see what you got. Seventy four percent
of Americans say they do this household chore every day,
(30:11):
while five percent ad meant they never do it. Taylor,
that was every day. He was talking about getting the
hair out of you think you might want to look
into this, Yeah, see it doctor?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So David, what you got there?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Buddy?
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I might have to say it's make your bed because
I'm definitely that five percent.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
My wife holds up that other seventy four. Is that right?
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So you're saying make their beds? Let's say yes, you
never I see your wife. David, you got the big
old having heard prize back head down the rocky face
for you, buddy. Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Hey, I love to hear it.
Speaker 10 (30:48):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
All right, my boy, hang on with jacket. Why we're
gonna jump out catch you up on you right up
in this sport. I'm canceled over that Wednesday morning light.
Speaker 6 (31:07):
Tell me.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
This is the.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's
number one export.
Speaker 10 (31:50):
Yo, what's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Man?
Speaker 9 (31:52):
I would hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for
about what has it been like the last sixteen months
in a row?
Speaker 1 (31:59):
So I finally down.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
I watched my first NASCAR race on TV over the weekend.
Now tell me something I know like big money sponsorship.
This is like a part of all professional sports now.
But does NASCAR sell advertising on everything at the race?
Is it just me? I mean, it's like time for
an update on that wreck sponsored by Maco Auto Body Shop.
(32:20):
Let's say we can get a word with the driver
down in the zagnut Infield Communications Center and then the
guy's talking about, well the Kellogg popped talk band of
solet Pontiac running real good all afternoon. We just got
a little loose up there, and number four runningto some
of that Quaker State motor or one tough motor all
is up there on the track left me with etc headache.
(32:41):
Number twenty three and like the guy will go, yeah,
it looks like you smacked that sach Creek Concrete certaining wall.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Pretty hard now.
Speaker 9 (32:50):
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penn and White Sale Punch Championship at the.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
End of the season too.
Speaker 9 (32:56):
I mean, you watch these races, like watching the three
and a half hour commercial, you know, and these guys
always talking about, well, we were just raising real hard
and he come up behind me on the outside and
took the air off my spoiler whatever that's supposed to be.
But da to just like tell it like it is.
You know, if the guy comes up, so Billy, Bob,
what happened out there? And the guy ought to go?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
He run all over my fat ass.
Speaker 9 (33:19):
That's what happened that you see him for Donna's sake,
So it was on TV. Maybe that's from the work here,
like I mentioned, for preparation, h who I added?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
You know, and I know I hear this all the time.
Speaker 7 (33:30):
I know what y'all thinking.
Speaker 9 (33:31):
Hey, Marvin, you know it would look different if you
actually could see it in person. How come you're gonna
get like some tickets and actually go to the race. Now?
Can you see me going to a NASCAR event? And
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
I would have stuck out like the You know, Calvin
p At a PGA cocktail body.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
He probably would have liked.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
When I walked in there, would have introduce me on
the PA system, ladies and gentlemen. Now in the speedway
man a black guy, because I mean that's like some
white people, and I mean some white people go to
the race, especially down there on that infield. You know,
I actually had somebody invite me to go and watch
the race with him down in the infield.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I don't think so, you.
Speaker 9 (34:13):
Know, I mean, like you got thirty five thousand rednecks
down there drinking beer all afternoon and going. It's not
my idea of a relaxing afternoon. I don't want to
be no pot of no race related incidents. Yeah, a
NASCAR is like the last great white sport in America anyway,
(34:33):
you know, it makes the NHL look like a melting pot.
Motorsports in general is pretty much like a Caucasian stronghold.
The only black driver in all of motorsport that I
know of is.
Speaker 10 (34:44):
This guy, Willie t Ribbs.
Speaker 7 (34:46):
Have you heard about this guy?
Speaker 9 (34:47):
That's his real name, Willy t Ribbs. I think they
just like signed him up because they thought his name
was funny or something. The white people are not ready
for no black NASCAR driver. This is my opinion. I
think y'all are like whole it out. You can get
some guy named Leroy Watermelon and you know, get him
to drive the Afrochene Catillac. I don't know how fast
(35:09):
that car is, but listen to that tape. Deck y'all
funk about it. I'm out the west, John Boy and
Billy's Good Morning Radio.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
Done right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
It's a big showing the radio ride about twenty minutons.
That's a little lessen the rax. More of the story
from Georgia the Runaway Bride. But right now.
Speaker 10 (36:08):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Chilters.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
I guess I ain't no spring chicken no more. I'm
pretty old and give out. Ain't gotten a gaze. I
reckon it.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
You get on in years arm. It's a good idea
to take care of yourself. I went to the doctor
last week, had me one of them deals. Wear the
chick at your hind end. They call him something like
her colon oscar me. I can tell you about ifing
you owed me too.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
If you don't, I ain't got nothing.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
I don't care about that, You're like, yes, it's based
on all my experiences. First off, you gotta go in
there and meet the doctor. Some folks call him physician.
I called him a doctor. I reckon they want to
meet you on account it's a good idea to shake
hands with him before he gets started.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
I mean, you probably ain't gonna walk to afterward.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I go to that young fella, Doc Stevenson over there
to the hospital. He's a very handsome man, smiles a lot.
I can't figure out what makes a fellow decide he's
gonna make a living looking up folks backsides. Seems kindly
funny to me. Not funny, ha ha. That must be
(37:36):
a pretty good wage in it. Or maybe he just
weren't smart enough to be a dentist. I hear tell
he's pretty good at his job. I know a fella
named Royce from up better than Nervous hospital. He went
to him not for a colonnopscaby.
Speaker 8 (37:52):
He swallowed some.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Car keys, a couple of riding pens, and a tennis
ball on accounts crazy Doc Stevenson. He got them out
quick as a wink. Royce said he never fellt a thing.
I can't ride and figure out how he did that.
You ever see a tennis ball, Maybe it is magic
(38:15):
like him. Fancy boys in Las Vegas do well, sir,
I reckon. I didn't care nothing for the part where
you gotta get ready for the colonoscopy.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
They give you this potion to drink care. He said.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It was something called a laxative. He said, I ort
to be sure to be close by the toilet when
I take it. Well, that ain't exactly right. You can't
be close by, You got to be right there on it.
It took me a second or to figure that one out.
That there laxing and plumb woe guitar out of me
(38:51):
and everything else. I tell you, I don't know where
it all came from. I was up all night flushing
in shifts. The next morning, you go in there to
the hospital. Have that whole shebang done. You wander in
this little room, marm. They got a fifty foot coil
of hose pipe hanging on a wall and a big
(39:12):
old air compressor.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I asked Doc Stevenson what all that was for?
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Well, sir, he said, they gonna put a camera on
into that hose pipe, blow some mirror up into my entards.
Didn't take pictures of the inside of behind the end.
I told him I didn't need no pictures of that.
I didn't rightly care what it looked like anyhow Well,
he said they had to look for all kinds of
(39:40):
warts and goblins and all sorts of stuff that might
be off kilter somewhere or another. They heavy stripped down barnacd.
They give you this shirt with no back on it,
so your bottom sticks out. They lay you down on
your side on this table arm tell you to sniff
out of this cup. Well, I started to sniff, and
(40:03):
just as I was going to tell him he didn't
have to use all fifty feet of that hosepipe, I
sort of faded off. While I was out, I had
me a nightmare where I was a glove and this
big old hand was chasing me. I didn't understand that
part of it. I woke up all of a sudden,
(40:23):
I couldn't feel my backside. I said, what do you
kill a feeling in my butt? Fern?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
What's killer feeling in my butt?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Fern?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I don't know what happened, but when I woke up,
there's a tennis ball sitting there. I reckon he didn't
find nothing, nothing bad anyhow, I hope I ain't got
to do that again. Moral of the story.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
If a fella's gonna put a hose pipe in your backside,
make sure he been to school for it. And if
you do a good job, they might give you a
tennis balls at the end.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
Story time is brought to you by Hargraves, potted meat
product chock full of peckers and lips. Since nineteen thirty seven, I.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
Got suppose pipe out of the truck, Little fuller.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Hello, this is Robert Goolay and you're listening to the
Pride of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right
here on the Big Show.
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Some enchanted money.
Speaker 7 (41:32):
You may hear the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (41:35):
Where's my big bag?
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Who can't be topical
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