December 17, 2025 • 52 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has an update on the celebrity news with this week’s Tatertainment News.. - Carl Childers has the Story of The Grinch - sort of.. - Oliver contemplates a how different Santa Claus would be if he were a liberal.. - we've got our annual airing of Cheech and Chong's Santa Claus.. - Bamburgers is back with their latest Holiday advertisement.. - We fill a request for Myrtle Butthead.. - and wrap things up with “A Married Man Christmas”…
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Ready to come over to my house and hook it
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this song to make.
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Can win it alright.
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Seventeenth of December nineteen thirty three, the very first NFL
football championship playoff game was held at Wrigley Field in Chicago.
The Bears beat the New York Giants twenty three twenty one.
Sowarnson's grandfather picked an.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Sorry, I'm sorry, let you know you're going there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So it's top.
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Was it his lock?
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Then move up to nineteen thirty six, ventriloquist Edgar Bergen
appeared for the first time on radio with his Wooden
friend Charlie McCarthy in the game one of radio's hottest acts.
So the first Ventriloq was was on the radio. You
just like our buddy Jeff Dunham. When Jeff was just
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in the yard that he would come and hang out
with us. That's when we were doing remotes like it.
I think we're over it to Bruton Smith Dealership is
Ford Dealership on Independence Boulevard and Charlotte. He just came
out and hung out with us for the whole two
hours with with one of his dummies there.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I think the comedy club was down there as well.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
The comedy condo was just a couple of blocks away.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, that's awesome. So anyway, so so.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
About that vent Trilli was on the radio, So Jeff
was sitting there with with one of his domies, the
one that looked like Hanson.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Had Walter.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
So anyway, so he was talking and I was told Jackie,
jack you go over there and get the microphones.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Go.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
She would go and have to move the microphone and
some we're talking off of so she put the microphone
in front of the Domi's face.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Jackie, I tell everybody you did that on purpose.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Thank you.
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Johnny my Son is still embarrassed when he hears.
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this date in nineteen fifty five as such as severy
case of insomnia, and he got up and wrote a
song on a paper bag. He changed a few lines
and the song became the first song ever in the
R and B country in top forty charts, the song
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None of the first Football Championship playoff game in the NFL.
Give us three NFL cities ready, go ea.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Carolina, Chicago and Kansas City.
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You know Carolina's not actually a city, So I'm sorry,
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You. Mark.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Good deal, Yeah Carolina. I wish they would move away.
They played Sunday.
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Can't you beat the Suns?
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Are idiots? Then you kick a field goal? Please to
kick a field goal?
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Ain't gonna want?
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Yeah?
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They us They swept us it is though, okay, so
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How to get it out?
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Yeah, okay, give us three three ventriloquists.
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We talked about a cover. Let's see you starting the
clock now.
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Kept denim, Terry tater Berk, good.
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Work, Normal's ready now for the win. Three causes of insomnia,
ready to go.
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Strength campaign and my wife thing TV on.
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You said just your wife you cause nobody you finished
that moment.
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It could have been well, you got.
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One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull's nod, headed
up to covering for your body gratulations. Ohright, baby, first
time caller, I don't want to wish you guys and
merry Christmas, a happy retire.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
May thank you so much. And I went, all right,
get out, Elsie. Here you go budding.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
And by the way, that is my wonderful thing. The
last wonderful thing is Elsie.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Our first time caller.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Cow can be one of you lucky big show listeners,
no matter how much she protests, Good morning, the big
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shows all the radio Robert days in the studio, he
declares the month of December national goof off month.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That says he's glad.
Speaker 13 (09:59):
He I didn't have to ride in a Christmas parade anymore.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
All right, just think about it. It's national goof off month.
Look around you, well, whole month of December, Santa Claus
takes over. Can't get anything of substance done. When anything
that matters comes up, they say, see me after the
first of the year. That's why I celebrate the second
of January, because it's the day people will have to
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stop saying see me after the first of the year.
I know. I said that over and over every year
about this time on this show, and this time of year,
the news spaces are filled with oddities of the season.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Here's what I said.
Speaker 14 (10:37):
Out of Anderson, South Carolina. Several years ago, the Christmas
Parade in Anderson took a dangerous detour when a man
drove one of the floats while heavily intoxicated. The drunk
driver took twelve kids and six adults on a high
speed three mile ride on a Christmas parade float before
a parent on the float dialed nine to one one.
The driver was arrested and charged with eighteen counts of
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as and aggravated nature, along with eighteen counts of kidnapping
for each member that was on the float at the
time of his jaw ride. Reminds me of the days
when I was a TV news anchorman. They thought people
wanted to see us in person and might tune in
to us after that. Always thought that was stupid logic,
but had to go along with it. Every year we'd
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go to all the towns in our viewing area and
get in the Christmas parade, get up on a float,
stand there, wave and smile at folks lined up along
the street.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
And it was cold too.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
On some of those days, I always packed a half
pint of whiskey in my coat pocket, though when the
chill hit my bones, I'd stoop down behind something on
the float and take a pull off. That bottle worked
well till the day I had to go to the
dentist the day of the parade, and my mouth was
still numb, so when I put the bottle to my lips,
I couldn't feel them, and the whiskey drooled down my chin.
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But it was a good antidote for the parade. Yes, Sir,
don't ride in parades anymore. Robert d Ray for John
Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good morning, and that's a big sean already rode in
through your Wednesday Morning and our Christmas adventure with Cadberry. Wow,
our very own Nativity scene I've always wanted one. Really
fits nice in the city park.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
Yes, very impressive, sir.
Speaker 13 (12:46):
The only problem is you should watch where you're going. Yes,
so should the camels. That reminds me it's time to
muck out the manger there, Cadbury.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Me, why don't you do it? S Hey, I'm playing Joseph.
I can't be shoveling duty. I'm gonna be handling the baby.
Nice tries. It's only a doll. Wrong again, old boy,
We're doing this first class. The dolls out. Oh dear
tell me I'm not going to use a real baby. No,
but I got the next best thing. Hey, there, Holliday
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Pot Liquors.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hey, Ricky, right on time. You look great.
Speaker 12 (13:22):
I tell you. These huggies fit like a glove, but
they don't hold the heat worth the crap. He is
a bit chatty for the baby, Jesus, don't you think so. Well,
let's just say the price was right. Besides, he's supplying
the wise men.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No relation, I take it.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Hey, I don't remember the Bible saying nothing about a
fat penguinin the major scene. He was right there next
to the midget.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So where are all those wise men, ricky be?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
They're on the job. It don't be along directly? Uh
hate you forgetting something.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I didn't forget?
Speaker 13 (13:51):
Here you go a gallon thermos of hot toddies, just
like I promise.
Speaker 15 (13:56):
That's what I'm talking about. Whoa is it strong enough?
My head went numb? How can you tell? Hey, didn't
I see you in happy feet? I'll see how you
half kite? Ha seed all are you too?
Speaker 13 (14:16):
That's enough trying to remember what this season is all about.
It's about commemorating the birth of our Lord and Savior.
It's about a time for all people to praise his
name and to treat each other with the kindness, love
and respect that we should all year round. Don't you
remember anything from a Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (14:36):
Snoopy here could dance? Oh suhs right, that's no point
towld this my apologies. Merry Christmas, mister shop truce ah
cease fire suits me fine, Merry Christmas. There, mister French
here take a pull off his toddy. Oh no, no, no,
not tonight. Alcohol tends to bring out my doc side.
I promised, sir, I would be on my best behavior.
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Me too, but I had a fanatic about it. Ricky,
what about those wise men? The cars are starting to
back up, A speak of the devil. Here they come, now,
fireman on a fire truck. Wait a minute, of these
are your wise men? Bible says three strangers came from
a fire and they just did get it. I hate
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to say it, sir, but it is mildly amusing. Well,
that was a long way to go for a punchline
worth the tow an instant classic. Well, now that we
finished with the comedy portion of the program, and shall
we begin, sir? All right, place is everybody? This is
gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Whoa, whoa wo hold on just a second. Excuse me?
Who's in charge here?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is that you?
Speaker 13 (15:39):
Uh? Yes, sir, I'm Joseph. I mean John Boy, you
know from the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Uh sorry, I'm more of an NPR kind of guy.
Speaker 16 (15:46):
Oh I've been a liberal. Nope, I'm standing in camel duty.
Devin Circi is my name. I'm from the ACLU. You're
gonna have to take your little prehistoric nursery down.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
What you heard me? I've got a court order right here.
Speaker 17 (16:01):
Apparently we've got a few families complaining it infringes upon
their rights.
Speaker 13 (16:04):
A few families. What about the other families, like the
ones who are waiting in line to see it.
Speaker 17 (16:10):
That is not my problem, sir. The law is the law. Now,
are you gonna take it down? Or am I going to.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Unbelievable what seems to be the dilemma, sir?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This puckered butt from the ACLU says we're offending people
with a nativity scene.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Really, how on earth can anyone be offended by the
birth of our Lord, by the spirit of the season
of Giving, by Christmas?
Speaker 17 (16:31):
Sorry, Sport, Not everybody buys into that stuff and their
rights have to be protected.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
That stuff, oh, that stuff, as you call it, is
a very foundation for this country, sir. The founding fathers
declared this a Christian nation on its inception, and who
are you to state otherwise? You tell them can't bear
This country is in a moral and spiritual decline thanks
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to people like you. People like you who, in the
disguise of good deeds and social justice, seek to make
the lives of the many a misery to satisfy the
persnicketive whims of an intolerant few people like you drain
the joy from everyday life in this country. Sir, that
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was beautiful. You're like a fatter or some wald.
Speaker 17 (17:21):
Okay, easy their teabout your I don't want any trouble.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Let's just shut it down. Let's all go home, Okay, sir.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
I beseech you. Haven't you ever wondered what it would
be like to try to make people happy? Wouldn't you
just once in yourself aggrandizing, self important existence, like to
make everyone smile just once a year?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Well, I don't know. Maybe what would I have to do?
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Just old steal. I can't believe I did that. I
can't believe you did it's sober. I can't believe it's
not butter. Huh you use steak butter in these toddies.
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I let it slide. Oh year, what do we do
with him?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Put a robe on him and stick him on a camel.
Good idea.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
This is why they call it the most wonderful time
of the year. Merry Christmas, guys, God bless us everyone. Sir,
we got another problem.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
What now?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
I got a little excited during the fight, and well,
someone's gonna have to change my hugging fellas. Somebody's gotta
do it.
Speaker 18 (18:31):
Hey, hey, blitz something, have you been drinking?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, but i'd like to.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I love Christmas mutic Ain't that so cool? Maybe you
don't have to know the words? Don't look at me
like that. Find where y'all hit my trauma? Is it
on the premises?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I ever made it through the move?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I ain't seen it since then.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I just wander.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
We threw it in the sink hole at the old
building that was built on the Indian graveyard.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yes, exactly, Okay, Well, how about a Christmas tune from
Ike Turner?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, he thought it couldn't get any worse.
Speaker 19 (19:45):
A Rusty the crack Here was the jokie on my
stream withish yellow white, then one green tooth.
Speaker 12 (20:01):
Danny smelled like rock bean.
Speaker 19 (20:04):
Rusty the Crackhead was a stone cold free gainst true,
drinking Aandy freeze and stern on shot.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
Sandy's pea was midnight food.
Speaker 19 (20:16):
Must have been some wind junkin or Rusty's bunk it doors.
He could eat box up condon balls and poop buck
coil of row.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Rusty the Crackhead.
Speaker 19 (20:31):
You couldn't keep him down all the kids wouldn't laugh
when he humped duck.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Cal Been the manger set down.
Speaker 20 (20:40):
Barbey bark bark barpaty bark bark. Look at Old Rusty
blows far far parparty, far from eating that yellow snow.
Speaker 19 (20:52):
Rusty the crack head knew the fans were on Old Way,
So I feel my junk, then packed my trunk and
make my get away down through again. Oh when his
crack off back to sell, he made his deals till
the stool less quill dan.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
He had the run like hill.
Speaker 19 (21:15):
He spread it down the streets up town, ran right
into the cop. They shot him with the taser and
made his flat up popper fall to the whose gap.
They dragged Old Rusty his hide. Now he's in nothing
jail where he wears a veil because he is his
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self made bride.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Somebody thumb thumb thumbing this thumb. It's Christmas in the horse.
Speaker 12 (21:45):
Somebody thumb thump somebody that thumb.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Twenty five yees, he'll parroll. Isn't there anywhere?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Who knows what Christmas is all about? Good morning shows
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We've been pulling in the bears in this season.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Man, I wanted to drink. It smelled so good. I
can see what is Don't do that?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Wake up with the bear, George, hang on, we'll play
more then minutes. Right now, it's time for Tater Tam
of news. Here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
So what about that Rob Reiner story?
Speaker 21 (22:51):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Wow, I mean it's changing every day. It's changing every
day last I heard that? Well, okay, So police were
called to the house by Rob's daughter rather and they
said they responded around three forty pm, discovered that two
deceased victims, described by the fire department as a seventy
year old man and a sixty eight year old woman,
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matching Rob's description and his wife's age. Their ages, Detective
detectives from the Robbery Homicide Division were conducting the investigation.
It was later reported to TMZ that the couple's daughter
found her parents that afternoon and that she said they
were killed by a family member after a heated argument.
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So the police went and started looking for Nick, their son.
They did find him, They did question him and his
thirty two year old son. Rob's thirty two year old son,
Nick has been arrested and was being held on a
four million dollar bail, according to TMZ. So yeah, that
is very tough. Some other said news. If you were
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a general hospital fan of the past, you may remember
Anthony Geary who played Luke Spencer from Luke and Law.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, that was a ninetime this jogging I watched
soap Bober's.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
And after you go there, you go.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Well, he has passed away at the age of seventy eight.
It was from complications from an operation that he had
had three days before. So yeah, seventy eight. So sympathy
to both families, we send it today. Let's see moving on,
let's look at my paper got moved. Taylor Swift, Oh,
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Taylor Swift y'all s.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
She was breaking up with Travis Kelsey because the chiefs
are out of the playoffs. No, no, no, it was
her fault. You say he dropped It was all right.
He played decent those just last weekend. So I'm letting
her off the hook, right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, yeah, back to you.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Well now he's great. Lock was Sideline reporting by John Barr.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
So swifties were locked into Disney Plus this weekend because
she dropped her first two of six episodes of the
End of an Era. Oh Good, very smart. It was
also on ABC over the weekend as well on Saturday night,
so she will drop two episodes every Friday for the
rest of this month.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
So it was also on her birthday.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
It's my birthday and at thirteenth and she shared she
turned thirty six, and she shared her birthday with Dick
Van Dyke, who turned one hundred. So the docu series
about Taylor follows Taylor on the second leg of last
year's Eras tour. They went behind the scenes of her
romance with Kansas City Chiefs tight end what's his neck face.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
They're also.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Moments with other artists that were there with Taylor, invited
by Taylor join her on stage. Sabrina Carpenter. You don't
know her, but she's very popular. Edd with the Young
with the Young Pop Gracie Abrams, who I think sounds
very similar to Taylor and Ed Sheeran. Okay, So it
is now streaming on Disney Plus. The concert filmed Vancouver
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the Eras Tour the final show now that that is
also on there and it features songs from the Tortured
Poets Department. I can't speak today that she released during
the first leg of her tour.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I think I'm just nervous because maybe I'll become a swiftie.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
You know. I watched that and there was a lot
of behind the scenes thing to see how her stage
moved and all of the concepts that she put to.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Life is creative.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
She is, she really.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Look and she also was in the news.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
She gave all of her dancers a huge bonus.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Thank you, John.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It doesn't have to be millions.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
So Artemis Pile from Uh, the former drummer for Lynyrd Skynyrd, Uh,
is recovering his from a surgery. His daughter posted on Facebook,
please say a little prayer for my dad. He's fine,
but he did have cancer last year and he got
it removed. Shortly afterwards, he had a massive heart attack
which he survived just like everything else in his life.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Wow, he survived at all.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
So Artemis is seventy seventy left skinnered back in nineteen
ninety one. Also, she sent out prayers to thirty eight
special singer Donnie van zandt, the younger brother of the
late skinnered singer Ronnie van zand and older brother and
current singer Johnny van Zant. He's been undergoing treatment for cancer,
so I wanted to bring that to your attention. And
my last story was the follow up to our drunk Raccoon. Okay,
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that innocent little raccoon that made headlines last month when
he broke into a liquor store in Virginia and smashed
the bottles and then passed out drunk of the bathroom.
You know, it's not just some little incident for this animal. No,
he's a repeat offender.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Really, yes.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
The Hanover County Official podcast reported that he has actually
had three break ins. He's been spotted rating a karate
studio and even sneaking into the DMV to munch on
snacks there, and following the liquor store incident, he was
sent to a shelter to sober up and was released
back into the wild.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yes, near the alcohol store. In the liquor store.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I thought you many kept breaking into the liquor store.
No different ones, different story. Get some food.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, and the cops have yet to get a picture
of him without that mask.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
But he's a benny, he's a breaking an enterander, he's
got a snoop full.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Bye baby, thank you very much. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here
and review yesterday's question. We found out during an odd
annual celebration in Spain, women place these in the middle
of main street. Guys dresses devils run by and leaf
over them like hurdles.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
What are babies?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, gotta jump over to babies. Don't land on the baby. Okay,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In the late eighteen hundreds, it
was common for people to say the word prunes right
as this was happening, a habit that was meant to
avoid smiling.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
What is kissing the boss's butt?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I guess what y'all got? One eight hundred big show
you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy in
next Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio, humming,
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Right now, let's.
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Play Yells live across America. It's John Boys, gemmen, and
now a man who to this day commonly says the
word prunes right at the moment he does a courtesy flush.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
He's young boy. I knew you'd work there in hell.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Well, let's say hey to a Randi out of Irwin, Tennessee.
Good morning Randi here you buddy, you know it?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
All right, well, let me review the question. Those just
tuning in. In the late eighteen hundreds, now, it was
common for people to say the word prunes right as
this was happening, a habit that was meant to avoid smiling.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
All right, Randy, you think you got it? What you got?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Taking their picture?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You said, taking their picture? You know you had it?
What was the deal? They didn't want to smile. Back
when they first started having cameras, it.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Was consider polite to show your teeth. It's true, and
it's still that way in Japan. They cover their mouth
when they laugh.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's crazy, man. Maybe you want to go to Dennis
every one, Well there was only four. Hey ready, good work, buddy.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You got a big old happy herd package coming over
to Irwin for you cool deals.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Man.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
I'm gonna miss you guys. I've had you guys on
the radio for a long time.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Well, we appreciate it, ry Any, thanks for that, buddy.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
I got to pay. I got something to tell you,
and I'll let you go. First time I ever called in,
I'd got done work and drove all night and it
was a question asked, who's the second person in charge
of the White House? I said, Cat, Cat Stevens.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Cat Stevens.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Yes, I was tired, sleepy, you got that question.
Speaker 21 (31:52):
I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I didn't even know the answer the question.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
I just said, Well, that's an odd thing to remember
all this year, but I guess says it was you.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You know it's hard to forget. Well, look at you, Randy.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I'm glad before we retire you winning a big old
prize bag. You got the right answer and everything, jos Man,
Thank you guys.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Thank you. You're gonna mission a ND.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
We appreciate you too, buddy. Well, hang on with jacket.
Speaker 12 (32:40):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (32:54):
I told you, anytime you come around the New York area,
will you take care of us. I'm gonna have to
because both of you will get killed. Go by yourself.
Speaker 17 (33:00):
Yeah, you normally when somebody says, if you come to
New York, I'll take care of you.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, come on over.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
I got some people El Dorado. Yeah, this is my
friend Tony.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Don't worry about nothing. Getting in the car. We'll see
you later.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
You better tell Randy you're gonna be late for Monday show.
Speaker 17 (33:16):
Though, Okay, Like hanging out with you know, Donnie Brasco
or something.
Speaker 11 (33:20):
Yeah, and you know, did you see that movie?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Yeah, I actually, I mean it was incredible, was like
talking to my family.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Because every other word was we'll forget about it and
it we'll forget about it.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
We'll forget about it.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Because if you looked that up in the dictionary, it
says see by the being by the boom, right, right.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
So so forget about it? What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (33:39):
What do you need to forget about it?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
It means anything you wanted to mean like.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Another little hawk and mean hello, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yes, it could be.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
It could mean, in other words, you could say to
someone you have a good time listening, I forget about it.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
So it's like equivalent of duh huhs.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
It means unbelievable.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
It means don't worry about it. It means it's none
of your business.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Shut up, shut out my face.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Sometimes it actually means forget about it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Right, Sometimes Randy, just get out of this.
Speaker 11 (34:12):
Sometimes it means that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I like Brooklyn being bought the boom.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
That means that means forget about it, forget about it.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
It's like a loop we're calling it.
Speaker 11 (34:25):
I have no I really I tried. And here's another
thing up Brooklyn. People say not for nothing, not for nothing. Hey, hey,
you know not for nothing. But you know that don't
make no sense at all. Do you know how grammatically
incorrect that is. Look, I'm talking to John Baker. Yeah, really, no,
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I don't know what that means, not not for nothing,
forget about it. I don't know what those things mean.
But that's a typical Brooklyn thing. And lately I've been
traveling a lot and people have been coming up to
me and telling me that there is a similarity between
the Boston accent and the Brooklyn accent. And I can't
see the similarity because I have friends from Boston, and
when I'm with them, I have no.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Idea what they're talking about.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
I was with them two months ago.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Steve command, I gotta go to a bath.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I said.
Speaker 10 (35:13):
What he said, Comman, we gotta go to a bath.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I said, it shows a good place where there's a
lot of sheep. I'm not interested.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
Come on, Steve, let's go potty. I don't have to
go partty, even if I did uncle by myself. Really,
that's it's incredible. I don't I have to tell them
to slow down. They say, car right, they pack the
car wada. Well, the Kennedy's are from that area.
Speaker 19 (35:35):
You know.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
Ted Kennedy parked the car in the wada because he
went to a bad and then too much.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Of a patty.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Patty.
Speaker 11 (35:46):
And see, I always say, you know when you're talking
to somebody from Brooklyn, not just New York in Manhattan, Brooklyn.
You know when you're talking to somebody from Brooklyn, because
every time they talk to you, it will always repeat
your name. You Tony Hey, doing, Tony Hey Hey, Bobby Hey,
doing Bobby Okay, unless they're not too bright. Then it's like, hey, Joey,
how are you, Louie? Hey, Freddy, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Frankie? Okay, Kay, you're looking good.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
That's so true, man.
Speaker 10 (36:12):
Game.
Speaker 11 (36:13):
Yeah, that's why. And people say Brooklyn people have attitudes.
I'm really sick of hearing that.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
I mean, we do.
Speaker 10 (36:19):
If I hear one more guy say that.
Speaker 11 (36:21):
If I hear one more guy tell me to have
an attitude, I'm going to stab him in a heart
with a pencher, my father.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Do you do that on purpose?
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You do no purpose.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
It just cont this comes naturally to have an attitude.
It's because of the environment it gives. Everything is so
fast paced. And that's why you ever notice. I know
you people can't see this on the air, but you
know when people from Brooklyn they're always moving around. That's
because they're dodging bullets. They don't trust somebody who might
be in back.
Speaker 10 (36:47):
Hey, hey, I swear it. Okay, Hey Tommy, Hey, don't
do that. I'm don't just give me a hot attach
forget about it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You know, I'm telling you that's the way it is.
Speaker 11 (36:56):
It's a very I was brought up in the neighborhood
where if you went to the neighborhood, McDonald's was cover me,
I'm going for fries. You know, that's how bad it was.
It was like mob, Yeah it was. It was you know, gangs,
and there.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Was a lot of mobs, girl scouts and that was
the Bernies.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
By a cookie or a stab, you low life.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But really, I mean, you're sweet and there's some sweet
people up there. I guess sell. It's just kind of misunderstand.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
That's nothing you should never.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Never, never see.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Never, never go into New York and say, excuse me,
can you give me directions? When they give it, don't
ever go see that was sweet of you, because you'll
wind up with a nice pick in the back of
your head.
Speaker 12 (37:38):
You know, how was this was.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
That sweet for you?
Speaker 8 (37:40):
There?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Power? How does that?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Sweetie hat? I'll give you a sweet forget about it.
I got your sweet.
Speaker 12 (37:49):
That's another thing.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I got your sweet right here. That's not see.
Speaker 11 (37:54):
I have a book because I'm from Brooklyn. I just
wrote a motivational book. It's called Hey, Motivate this, That's.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
What it's called Sea God. I swear it's coming out.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
It's a good book and it's really filled with a
lot of intense stuff and it's very fun motivate dish.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
That's about that.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
Well, it's all about acquiring an attitude, and this whole
philosophy ABU. Having an attitude means is that you need
one today in order to survive. And it doesn't necessarily
mean you have to be you know, rude, but you
need that edge.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Which is why I love cats.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
See because every cat in the world has a Brooklyn attitude.
And if you have a cat, you know what I'm
talking about. They walk around like the gods give to
the animal kingdom. If cats could talk, they go meow,
meow about a bing me out.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Right, Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Here, John Boy and Billy, he's dumb as dirt, bless
his heart.
Speaker 21 (38:44):
Good morning, we yelled, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Bake shows on the radio. Here we go.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
And now story time with your host Carl Childrens.
Speaker 22 (39:25):
I reckon that everybody's happy Christmas time. I got old
Grinch w lived up to roll a piece from a
little old place called Huvel. He's all grained and furry
with little girl leggs. Kindly looked a good bit like
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old Dole Hard Greaves. I hear tell he had some
sort of heart problem or another. Well, sir, Every year
after Thanksgiving, that grinch fellers started getting right agitated. Some
folks all aggravated, I say agitated. Maybe it's on account
of he's lonesome. He's just him and that little old
dog up her. There weren't no missus Grinch. That big
(40:11):
girl from a dollar store brought him some flowers, but
that's about it. I recognize man because he weren't too popular,
and they weren't too popular on account of he's so mean,
So he had to live inside his own heart. That's
an awful small place for a grinch to live in,
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that old grinch figger, since them who cretits didn't care
a great deal about the meat plumberer in there Christmas,
Them who's is kindly an odd bunch, seems to me
some of them but ten feet tall, some no bigger
than a squirrel. They called hangs by strange names like
(40:55):
crunk lunkers and wahoo's, this's and what not. Fact is,
they got a different word for just about everything. Maybe
that's what made that grinch fellow of my sore. I know,
the kindly made me of my nervous saw on Christmas
Eve a grinch. He made him a sandy suit, tied
(41:15):
a big old horn on his little old dog, so
it looked like a range deer. Some people calling in them. Okay,
I call it a range there. Well, sir, that grinch
had his little old dog pull a big old slid
down the hill smack in the middle of Hohoville. He
sat out of going down all their chimbleys and then
taking their Christmas stuff, presents and trees, even old potted meat.
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Some spooky little old goal name of Cindy Loo. I
believe she come out there. She caught that grinch trying
to put that tree up their chimbling. Well, sir, he
told her there's something rather wrong with that tree, and
he had to take it over to Bill Cox's outfit
and put some gaye in it. Then he give her
(42:01):
a biscuit and some mustard and sent her back to
her room. An old grinch need dog, He told it.
All them prisons and the like back up to that cave.
They waited until morning, just to looking forward to hear
them start a bawling and carrying on about not having
a Christmas. Well, sir them, who's pulled a fasten on him.
It seems they didn't need no prisons or trees or
(42:22):
potted meat. They plummet up with a Christmas spirit. They
all come out there and started singing around a big
tree there. They didn't even need to practice. I guess
all had a singing in. The happiness sort of got
to the Grinch. His old eyes started the water and
his heart swolled up. They figured, if you can't beat him,
(42:45):
you might as well join him. So he and that
little dog with a horn on his head, they told
all them Christmas things back on down the hill and
give them back to them little hoo critters. Little Cindy
little hoo cretit even hugged the Grinch. I reckon that's
the first hugger Grinch had in a good long while.
He and that little girl made friends. He liked the
(43:08):
way she talked. She liked the way he talked. They's
also tackled. Even let the old Grinch open the potted
made it suffered her everything is going good. Let old
beggirl from a dollar store. She got jealous of that
Cindy Luho creditor studied on killing her. She got shut
(43:30):
of that idea on account of this Christmas and she's
a girl and all, so she killed the Grinch instead.
More than the story is. It don't matter if it's
Christmas time. If and you step out on that beggirl
from the dollar store.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
She might kill you.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
Story Time with Carl Childs has been brought to you
by Hard Graves potted meat product chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
You have a girlfriend from a dollar store, Little feller,
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Good morning.
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Am for Oliver.
Speaker 12 (46:03):
Well, well, well, it's Christmas time again, a time for
drawing nearer with our loved ones, exchanging gifts with family
and friends, and celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. It's
also a time for a visit from the jolly fat
Man with a big bag. Not John Doe, of course,
(46:26):
I'm referring to Santa Claus. Guess he is a little
like John Boy. He only works twenty four hours a
year too. This guy knows what I'm talking about, Am
I right, Ladies?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (46:42):
Every December twenty fifth, Saint Nick takes to the skies
to deliver toys to all the good children around the world.
And who doesn't like to see a child's smiling face
on Christmas Morning? All I can say is we can
thank our lucky stars that Santa Claus is a liberal.
Imagine how that would change our holiday. The North Pole
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is a very high security location. The liberal Santa Claus
would be much less cautious about the people he allowed
to hang around. The guest book would reveal a veritable
who's who of scareless characters who'd be paling around with
the liberal Santa the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, Jack Frost and
(47:27):
of course Frosty the Communist.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (47:32):
Saint Nick is a Christian saint, which means he's not
a dirt worshiping heathen. But if Santa Claus was a liberal,
he'd never want to offend anyone by being proud of
his own faith. Saying Merry Christmas would be forbidden. Instead,
he'd laugh and say, Ho, Ho ho, Winter Festival. I
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can't do the voice. If Santa was a liberal, he'd
let all those l's in the Union. Imagine all those
elves in their tiny little seiu shirts, smoking the reefer
and drinking cold. Forty five small boys on their brakes,
and with all the mandatory days off and striking over
(48:16):
imaginary grievances. The toy quotas would never be achieved, and
there'd be many disappointed children on Christmas morning. If Santa
was a liberal, the sleigh and reindeer would be ancient history.
Peter would certainly hold sway over the jolly old Elfin.
Those beloved reindeer would be seen as victims after years
in captivity. They'd be set free to live in the
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wild as nature intended and be eaten by wolves and
polar bears and the Yettie or his North American cousin,
the sasquatch. So how would Chris Kringle get around Well,
a liberal Santa would be in the back pocket of
the EPA. He wouldn't be caught dead in a gas
(48:59):
power slay Dad pollutes the environment. The sleigh would have
to run on green energy, and since any reliable mechanism
is still years away. Christmas would have to be put
on hold till one was found. I suppose he could
use a solar powered sleigh. But Christmas wouldn't be the
same with Santa showing up in the afternoon when you're
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in your underwear trying to watch TV. And whatever you do,
be sure to use a fake tree. The environmental wacko
Santa found out you'd kill the real tree, he'd beat
you with a sock full of coins and not the
chocolate ones. If Santa was a liberal, there wouldn't be
a nice or a naughty list. Oh no, that's not fair.
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Who is Santa the judge who's been good or bad?
It's not important that Tammy set the house on fire
or Timmy took a gun to school. In the eyes
of the liberal sand that they don't deserve a spanking
and a lump of coal. They deserve an box and
a little less of your judgmental attitude.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Man.
Speaker 12 (50:07):
Under a liberal center, the quality of gifts would be
based on politically correct levels of victimization by society, minorities, gays,
drug addicts, criminals, and welfare scammers. You know, basically, anyone
you might step over at and occupy Wall Street rally
would get their pick of the best gifts because their
lives have been so unfair. Taxpayers, two parent families, business owners,
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and anyone making over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
a year also get a gift. They get to pay
for everyone else's presence. This redistribution is intended to make
them feel better about themselves in their greedy, capitalist lifestyle.
And don't even think about asking for that red Rider
Cobbying Action two hundred shot range model air rifle with
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a compassing the stock. Everyone knows that BB guns lead
to violence and you might shoot your eye out now.
The liberal Santa doesn't trust your parents to teach you
how to use it responsibly and doesn't want that on
his conscience. In fact, if you have guns in the
house at all, a liberal Sanna will confiscate them for
your own good Of course, you're welcome. The quality of
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gifts would be determined by the goodies left for Santa.
The liberal Santa takes very good care of those that
take very good care of him. A nice prime rib
sandwich and some homemade onion rings will get you a
fancy new dirt bike or maybe a PlayStation, cookies and milk.
Nice try. You'll be lucky if he wipes a booger
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on the coffee table. Oh, but thank goodness, we don't
have to worry about it. Old Tata laughs at the
booger Joe, But thank goodness, we don't have to worry
about any of that at least for now. So on
Christmas Eve, put your head on the pillow and drift
off knowing that, yes, there is a Santa Claus and Sanna.
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Don't play that Mary Chris, a booger and a coffee tak.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Thank you. All right, y'all, let's play our game.
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The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
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Boy and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and Begora.
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About ten. Cyber and August are a wagging. The elevens
more than.
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Ready to come over to my house and hook it
up like we saw that one on the internet, to
this song to make.
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It bleink along with us soft. There are some much
better ones. Now there's a new thing called projection decorating,
and you use these big, heavy duty projectors to light
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It's like the perfect song.
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We'll bring your check book, Okay, Manny would love it. Uh,
y'all hadn't checked out My youngest son Matt Matt trail
I Veri an orchestra concert in Charlotte, North Carolina where
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the lead of Violinis made us way up and played
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Can win it alright.
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Seventeenth of December nineteen thirty three, the very first NFL
football championship playoff game was held at Wrigley Field in Chicago.
The Bears beat the New York Giants twenty three twenty one.
Sowarnson's grandfather picked an.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Sorry, I'm sorry, let you know you're going there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
So it's top.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Was it his lock?
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Then move up to nineteen thirty six, ventriloquist Edgar Bergen
appeared for the first time on radio with his Wooden
friend Charlie McCarthy in the game one of radio's hottest acts.
So the first Ventriloq was was on the radio. You
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in the yard that he would come and hang out
with us. That's when we were doing remotes like it.
I think we're over it to Bruton Smith Dealership is
Ford Dealership on Independence Boulevard and Charlotte. He just came
out and hung out with us for the whole two
hours with with one of his dummies there.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
I think the comedy club was down there as well.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's right.
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The comedy condo was just a couple of blocks away.
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Yeah, that's awesome. So anyway, so so.
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About that vent Trilli was on the radio, So Jeff
was sitting there with with one of his domies, the
one that looked like Hanson.
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Had Walter.
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So anyway, so he was talking and I was told Jackie,
jack you go over there and get the microphones.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Go.
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She would go and have to move the microphone and
some we're talking off of so she put the microphone
in front of the Domi's face.
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Jackie, I tell everybody you did that on purpose.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Johnny my Son is still embarrassed when he hears.
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May thank you so much. And I went, all right,
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Our first time caller.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Cow can be one of you lucky big show listeners,
no matter how much she protests, Good morning, the big
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shows all the radio Robert days in the studio, he
declares the month of December national goof off month.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That says he's glad.
Speaker 13 (09:59):
He I didn't have to ride in a Christmas parade anymore.
Speaker 14 (10:04):
All right, just think about it. It's national goof off month.
Look around you, well, whole month of December, Santa Claus
takes over. Can't get anything of substance done. When anything
that matters comes up, they say, see me after the
first of the year. That's why I celebrate the second
of January, because it's the day people will have to
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stop saying see me after the first of the year.
I know. I said that over and over every year
about this time on this show, and this time of year,
the news spaces are filled with oddities of the season.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Here's what I said.
Speaker 14 (10:37):
Out of Anderson, South Carolina. Several years ago, the Christmas
Parade in Anderson took a dangerous detour when a man
drove one of the floats while heavily intoxicated. The drunk
driver took twelve kids and six adults on a high
speed three mile ride on a Christmas parade float before
a parent on the float dialed nine to one one.
The driver was arrested and charged with eighteen counts of
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as and aggravated nature, along with eighteen counts of kidnapping
for each member that was on the float at the
time of his jaw ride. Reminds me of the days
when I was a TV news anchorman. They thought people
wanted to see us in person and might tune in
to us after that. Always thought that was stupid logic,
but had to go along with it. Every year we'd
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go to all the towns in our viewing area and
get in the Christmas parade, get up on a float,
stand there, wave and smile at folks lined up along
the street.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
And it was cold too.
Speaker 14 (11:32):
On some of those days, I always packed a half
pint of whiskey in my coat pocket, though when the
chill hit my bones, I'd stoop down behind something on
the float and take a pull off. That bottle worked
well till the day I had to go to the
dentist the day of the parade, and my mouth was
still numb, so when I put the bottle to my lips,
I couldn't feel them, and the whiskey drooled down my chin.
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But it was a good antidote for the parade. Yes, Sir,
don't ride in parades anymore. Robert d Ray for John
Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Good morning, and that's a big sean already rode in
through your Wednesday Morning and our Christmas adventure with Cadberry. Wow,
our very own Nativity scene I've always wanted one. Really
fits nice in the city park.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
Yes, very impressive, sir.
Speaker 13 (12:46):
The only problem is you should watch where you're going. Yes,
so should the camels. That reminds me it's time to
muck out the manger there, Cadbury.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Me, why don't you do it? S Hey, I'm playing Joseph.
I can't be shoveling duty. I'm gonna be handling the baby.
Nice tries. It's only a doll. Wrong again, old boy,
We're doing this first class. The dolls out. Oh dear
tell me I'm not going to use a real baby. No,
but I got the next best thing. Hey, there, Holliday
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Pot Liquors.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Hey, Ricky, right on time. You look great.
Speaker 12 (13:22):
I tell you. These huggies fit like a glove, but
they don't hold the heat worth the crap. He is
a bit chatty for the baby, Jesus, don't you think so. Well,
let's just say the price was right. Besides, he's supplying
the wise men.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
No relation, I take it.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Hey, I don't remember the Bible saying nothing about a
fat penguinin the major scene. He was right there next
to the midget.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
So where are all those wise men, ricky be?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
They're on the job. It don't be along directly? Uh
hate you forgetting something.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I didn't forget?
Speaker 13 (13:51):
Here you go a gallon thermos of hot toddies, just
like I promise.
Speaker 15 (13:56):
That's what I'm talking about. Whoa is it strong enough?
My head went numb? How can you tell? Hey, didn't
I see you in happy feet? I'll see how you
half kite? Ha seed all are you too?
Speaker 13 (14:16):
That's enough trying to remember what this season is all about.
It's about commemorating the birth of our Lord and Savior.
It's about a time for all people to praise his
name and to treat each other with the kindness, love
and respect that we should all year round. Don't you
remember anything from a Charlie Brown Christmas?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (14:36):
Snoopy here could dance? Oh suhs right, that's no point
towld this my apologies. Merry Christmas, mister shop truce ah
cease fire suits me fine, Merry Christmas. There, mister French
here take a pull off his toddy. Oh no, no, no,
not tonight. Alcohol tends to bring out my doc side.
I promised, sir, I would be on my best behavior.
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Me too, but I had a fanatic about it. Ricky,
what about those wise men? The cars are starting to
back up, A speak of the devil. Here they come, now,
fireman on a fire truck. Wait a minute, of these
are your wise men? Bible says three strangers came from
a fire and they just did get it. I hate
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to say it, sir, but it is mildly amusing. Well,
that was a long way to go for a punchline
worth the tow an instant classic. Well, now that we
finished with the comedy portion of the program, and shall
we begin, sir? All right, place is everybody? This is
gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Whoa, whoa wo hold on just a second. Excuse me?
Who's in charge here?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Is that you?
Speaker 13 (15:39):
Uh? Yes, sir, I'm Joseph. I mean John Boy, you
know from the Big Show.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
Uh sorry, I'm more of an NPR kind of guy.
Speaker 16 (15:46):
Oh I've been a liberal. Nope, I'm standing in camel duty.
Devin Circi is my name. I'm from the ACLU. You're
gonna have to take your little prehistoric nursery down.
Speaker 10 (15:57):
What you heard me? I've got a court order right here.
Speaker 17 (16:01):
Apparently we've got a few families complaining it infringes upon
their rights.
Speaker 13 (16:04):
A few families. What about the other families, like the
ones who are waiting in line to see it.
Speaker 17 (16:10):
That is not my problem, sir. The law is the law. Now,
are you gonna take it down? Or am I going to.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Unbelievable what seems to be the dilemma, sir?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
This puckered butt from the ACLU says we're offending people
with a nativity scene.
Speaker 12 (16:24):
Really, how on earth can anyone be offended by the
birth of our Lord, by the spirit of the season
of Giving, by Christmas?
Speaker 17 (16:31):
Sorry, Sport, Not everybody buys into that stuff and their
rights have to be protected.
Speaker 12 (16:37):
That stuff, oh, that stuff, as you call it, is
a very foundation for this country, sir. The founding fathers
declared this a Christian nation on its inception, and who
are you to state otherwise? You tell them can't bear
This country is in a moral and spiritual decline thanks
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to people like you. People like you who, in the
disguise of good deeds and social justice, seek to make
the lives of the many a misery to satisfy the
persnicketive whims of an intolerant few people like you drain
the joy from everyday life in this country. Sir, that
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was beautiful. You're like a fatter or some wald.
Speaker 17 (17:21):
Okay, easy their teabout your I don't want any trouble.
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Let's just shut it down. Let's all go home, Okay, sir.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
I beseech you. Haven't you ever wondered what it would
be like to try to make people happy? Wouldn't you
just once in yourself aggrandizing, self important existence, like to
make everyone smile just once a year?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Well, I don't know. Maybe what would I have to do?
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Just old steal. I can't believe I did that. I
can't believe you did it's sober. I can't believe it's
not butter. Huh you use steak butter in these toddies.
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I let it slide. Oh year, what do we do
with him?
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Put a robe on him and stick him on a camel.
Good idea.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
This is why they call it the most wonderful time
of the year. Merry Christmas, guys, God bless us everyone. Sir,
we got another problem.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
What now?
Speaker 13 (18:23):
I got a little excited during the fight, and well,
someone's gonna have to change my hugging fellas. Somebody's gotta
do it.
Speaker 18 (18:31):
Hey, hey, blitz something, have you been drinking?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, but i'd like to.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
I love Christmas mutic Ain't that so cool? Maybe you
don't have to know the words? Don't look at me
like that. Find where y'all hit my trauma? Is it
on the premises?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I ever made it through the move?
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I ain't seen it since then.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
I just wander.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
We threw it in the sink hole at the old
building that was built on the Indian graveyard.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yes, exactly, Okay, Well, how about a Christmas tune from
Ike Turner?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, he thought it couldn't get any worse.
Speaker 19 (19:45):
A Rusty the crack Here was the jokie on my
stream withish yellow white, then one green tooth.
Speaker 12 (20:01):
Danny smelled like rock bean.
Speaker 19 (20:04):
Rusty the Crackhead was a stone cold free gainst true,
drinking Aandy freeze and stern on shot.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
Sandy's pea was midnight food.
Speaker 19 (20:16):
Must have been some wind junkin or Rusty's bunk it doors.
He could eat box up condon balls and poop buck
coil of row.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Rusty the Crackhead.
Speaker 19 (20:31):
You couldn't keep him down all the kids wouldn't laugh
when he humped duck.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
Cal Been the manger set down.
Speaker 20 (20:40):
Barbey bark bark barpaty bark bark. Look at Old Rusty
blows far far parparty, far from eating that yellow snow.
Speaker 19 (20:52):
Rusty the crack head knew the fans were on Old Way,
So I feel my junk, then packed my trunk and
make my get away down through again. Oh when his
crack off back to sell, he made his deals till
the stool less quill dan.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
He had the run like hill.
Speaker 19 (21:15):
He spread it down the streets up town, ran right
into the cop. They shot him with the taser and
made his flat up popper fall to the whose gap.
They dragged Old Rusty his hide. Now he's in nothing
jail where he wears a veil because he is his
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self made bride.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Somebody thumb thumb thumbing this thumb. It's Christmas in the horse.
Speaker 12 (21:45):
Somebody thumb thump somebody that thumb.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Twenty five yees, he'll parroll. Isn't there anywhere?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Who knows what Christmas is all about? Good morning shows
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Man, I wanted to drink. It smelled so good. I
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Speaker 3 (22:31):
Wake up with the bear, George, hang on, we'll play
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of news. Here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 6 (22:48):
So what about that Rob Reiner story?
Speaker 21 (22:51):
Wow?
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Wow, I mean it's changing every day. It's changing every
day last I heard that? Well, okay, So police were
called to the house by Rob's daughter rather and they
said they responded around three forty pm, discovered that two
deceased victims, described by the fire department as a seventy
year old man and a sixty eight year old woman,
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matching Rob's description and his wife's age. Their ages, Detective
detectives from the Robbery Homicide Division were conducting the investigation.
It was later reported to TMZ that the couple's daughter
found her parents that afternoon and that she said they
were killed by a family member after a heated argument.
(23:34):
So the police went and started looking for Nick, their son.
They did find him, They did question him and his
thirty two year old son. Rob's thirty two year old son,
Nick has been arrested and was being held on a
four million dollar bail, according to TMZ. So yeah, that
is very tough. Some other said news. If you were
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a general hospital fan of the past, you may remember
Anthony Geary who played Luke Spencer from Luke and Law.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, yeah, that was a ninetime this jogging I watched
soap Bober's.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
And after you go there, you go.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Well, he has passed away at the age of seventy eight.
It was from complications from an operation that he had
had three days before. So yeah, seventy eight. So sympathy
to both families, we send it today. Let's see moving on,
let's look at my paper got moved. Taylor Swift, Oh,
(24:33):
Taylor Swift y'all s.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
She was breaking up with Travis Kelsey because the chiefs
are out of the playoffs. No, no, no, it was
her fault. You say he dropped It was all right.
He played decent those just last weekend. So I'm letting
her off the hook, right.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah, yeah, back to you.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Well now he's great. Lock was Sideline reporting by John Barr.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
So swifties were locked into Disney Plus this weekend because
she dropped her first two of six episodes of the
End of an Era. Oh Good, very smart. It was
also on ABC over the weekend as well on Saturday night,
so she will drop two episodes every Friday for the
rest of this month.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
So it was also on her birthday.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
It's my birthday and at thirteenth and she shared she
turned thirty six, and she shared her birthday with Dick
Van Dyke, who turned one hundred. So the docu series
about Taylor follows Taylor on the second leg of last
year's Eras tour. They went behind the scenes of her
romance with Kansas City Chiefs tight end what's his neck face.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
They're also.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Moments with other artists that were there with Taylor, invited
by Taylor join her on stage. Sabrina Carpenter. You don't
know her, but she's very popular. Edd with the Young
with the Young Pop Gracie Abrams, who I think sounds
very similar to Taylor and Ed Sheeran. Okay, So it
is now streaming on Disney Plus. The concert filmed Vancouver
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the Eras Tour the final show now that that is
also on there and it features songs from the Tortured
Poets Department. I can't speak today that she released during
the first leg of her tour.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
I think I'm just nervous because maybe I'll become a swiftie.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
You know. I watched that and there was a lot
of behind the scenes thing to see how her stage
moved and all of the concepts that she put to.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Life is creative.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
She is, she really.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Look and she also was in the news.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
She gave all of her dancers a huge bonus.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Thank you, John.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
It doesn't have to be millions.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
So Artemis Pile from Uh, the former drummer for Lynyrd Skynyrd, Uh,
is recovering his from a surgery. His daughter posted on Facebook,
please say a little prayer for my dad. He's fine,
but he did have cancer last year and he got
it removed. Shortly afterwards, he had a massive heart attack
which he survived just like everything else in his life.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
Wow, he survived at all.
Speaker 7 (27:14):
So Artemis is seventy seventy left skinnered back in nineteen
ninety one. Also, she sent out prayers to thirty eight
special singer Donnie van zandt, the younger brother of the
late skinnered singer Ronnie van zand and older brother and
current singer Johnny van Zant. He's been undergoing treatment for cancer,
so I wanted to bring that to your attention. And
my last story was the follow up to our drunk Raccoon. Okay,
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that innocent little raccoon that made headlines last month when
he broke into a liquor store in Virginia and smashed
the bottles and then passed out drunk of the bathroom.
You know, it's not just some little incident for this animal. No,
he's a repeat offender.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Really, yes.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
The Hanover County Official podcast reported that he has actually
had three break ins. He's been spotted rating a karate
studio and even sneaking into the DMV to munch on
snacks there, and following the liquor store incident, he was
sent to a shelter to sober up and was released
back into the wild.
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Yes, near the alcohol store. In the liquor store.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I thought you many kept breaking into the liquor store.
No different ones, different story. Get some food.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, and the cops have yet to get a picture
of him without that mask.
Speaker 7 (28:24):
But he's a benny, he's a breaking an enterander, he's
got a snoop full.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Bye baby, thank you very much. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here
and review yesterday's question. We found out during an odd
annual celebration in Spain, women place these in the middle
of main street. Guys dresses devils run by and leaf
over them like hurdles.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
What are babies?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, gotta jump over to babies. Don't land on the baby. Okay,
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In the late eighteen hundreds, it
was common for people to say the word prunes right
as this was happening, a habit that was meant to
avoid smiling.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
What is kissing the boss's butt?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I guess what y'all got? One eight hundred big show
you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy in
next Good Morning. It's a big show on the radio, humming,
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Speaker 1 (29:58):
Right now, let's.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Play Yells live across America. It's John Boys, gemmen, and
now a man who to this day commonly says the
word prunes right at the moment he does a courtesy flush.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
He's young boy. I knew you'd work there in hell.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Well, let's say hey to a Randi out of Irwin, Tennessee.
Good morning Randi here you buddy, you know it?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
All right, well, let me review the question. Those just
tuning in. In the late eighteen hundreds, now, it was
common for people to say the word prunes right as
this was happening, a habit that was meant to avoid smiling.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
All right, Randy, you think you got it? What you got?
Speaker 8 (30:47):
Taking their picture?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
You said, taking their picture? You know you had it?
What was the deal? They didn't want to smile. Back
when they first started having cameras, it.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
Was consider polite to show your teeth. It's true, and
it's still that way in Japan. They cover their mouth
when they laugh.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
That's crazy, man. Maybe you want to go to Dennis
every one, Well there was only four. Hey ready, good work, buddy.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
You got a big old happy herd package coming over
to Irwin for you cool deals.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Man.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
I'm gonna miss you guys. I've had you guys on
the radio for a long time.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Well, we appreciate it, ry Any, thanks for that, buddy.
Speaker 8 (31:32):
I got to pay. I got something to tell you,
and I'll let you go. First time I ever called in,
I'd got done work and drove all night and it
was a question asked, who's the second person in charge
of the White House? I said, Cat, Cat Stevens.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Cat Stevens.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
Yes, I was tired, sleepy, you got that question.
Speaker 21 (31:52):
I did not know that.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
I didn't even know the answer the question.
Speaker 13 (31:56):
I just said, Well, that's an odd thing to remember
all this year, but I guess says it was you.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
You know it's hard to forget. Well, look at you, Randy.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
I'm glad before we retire you winning a big old
prize bag. You got the right answer and everything, jos Man,
Thank you guys.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Thank you. You're gonna mission a ND.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
We appreciate you too, buddy. Well, hang on with jacket.
Speaker 12 (32:40):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (32:54):
I told you, anytime you come around the New York area,
will you take care of us. I'm gonna have to
because both of you will get killed. Go by yourself.
Speaker 17 (33:00):
Yeah, you normally when somebody says, if you come to
New York, I'll take care of you.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, come on over.
Speaker 10 (33:06):
I got some people El Dorado. Yeah, this is my
friend Tony.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Don't worry about nothing. Getting in the car. We'll see
you later.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
You better tell Randy you're gonna be late for Monday show.
Speaker 17 (33:16):
Though, Okay, Like hanging out with you know, Donnie Brasco
or something.
Speaker 11 (33:20):
Yeah, and you know, did you see that movie?
Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Yeah, I actually, I mean it was incredible, was like
talking to my family.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Is that right?
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Because every other word was we'll forget about it and
it we'll forget about it.
Speaker 12 (33:31):
We'll forget about it.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Because if you looked that up in the dictionary, it
says see by the being by the boom, right, right.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
So so forget about it? What does that mean?
Speaker 10 (33:39):
What do you need to forget about it?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Don't worry about it.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
It means anything you wanted to mean like.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Another little hawk and mean hello, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yes, it could be.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
It could mean, in other words, you could say to
someone you have a good time listening, I forget about it.
Speaker 10 (33:53):
So it's like equivalent of duh huhs.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
It means unbelievable.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
It means don't worry about it. It means it's none
of your business.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Shut up, shut out my face.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Sometimes it actually means forget about it.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Right, Sometimes Randy, just get out of this.
Speaker 11 (34:12):
Sometimes it means that, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I like Brooklyn being bought the boom.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
That means that means forget about it, forget about it.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
It's like a loop we're calling it.
Speaker 11 (34:25):
I have no I really I tried. And here's another
thing up Brooklyn. People say not for nothing, not for nothing. Hey, hey,
you know not for nothing. But you know that don't
make no sense at all. Do you know how grammatically
incorrect that is. Look, I'm talking to John Baker. Yeah, really, no,
(34:48):
I don't know what that means, not not for nothing,
forget about it. I don't know what those things mean.
But that's a typical Brooklyn thing. And lately I've been
traveling a lot and people have been coming up to
me and telling me that there is a similarity between
the Boston accent and the Brooklyn accent. And I can't
see the similarity because I have friends from Boston, and
when I'm with them, I have no.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Idea what they're talking about.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
I was with them two months ago.
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Steve command, I gotta go to a bath.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
I said.
Speaker 10 (35:13):
What he said, Comman, we gotta go to a bath.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I said, it shows a good place where there's a
lot of sheep. I'm not interested.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
Come on, Steve, let's go potty. I don't have to
go partty, even if I did uncle by myself. Really,
that's it's incredible. I don't I have to tell them
to slow down. They say, car right, they pack the
car wada. Well, the Kennedy's are from that area.
Speaker 19 (35:35):
You know.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
Ted Kennedy parked the car in the wada because he
went to a bad and then too much.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
Of a patty.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Patty.
Speaker 11 (35:46):
And see, I always say, you know when you're talking
to somebody from Brooklyn, not just New York in Manhattan, Brooklyn.
You know when you're talking to somebody from Brooklyn, because
every time they talk to you, it will always repeat
your name. You Tony Hey, doing, Tony Hey Hey, Bobby Hey,
doing Bobby Okay, unless they're not too bright. Then it's like, hey, Joey,
how are you, Louie? Hey, Freddy, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Frankie? Okay, Kay, you're looking good.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
That's so true, man.
Speaker 10 (36:12):
Game.
Speaker 11 (36:13):
Yeah, that's why. And people say Brooklyn people have attitudes.
I'm really sick of hearing that.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
I mean, we do.
Speaker 10 (36:19):
If I hear one more guy say that.
Speaker 11 (36:21):
If I hear one more guy tell me to have
an attitude, I'm going to stab him in a heart
with a pencher, my father.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Do you do that on purpose?
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You do no purpose.
Speaker 11 (36:30):
It just cont this comes naturally to have an attitude.
It's because of the environment it gives. Everything is so
fast paced. And that's why you ever notice. I know
you people can't see this on the air, but you
know when people from Brooklyn they're always moving around. That's
because they're dodging bullets. They don't trust somebody who might
be in back.
Speaker 10 (36:47):
Hey, hey, I swear it. Okay, Hey Tommy, Hey, don't
do that. I'm don't just give me a hot attach
forget about it.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You know, I'm telling you that's the way it is.
Speaker 11 (36:56):
It's a very I was brought up in the neighborhood
where if you went to the neighborhood, McDonald's was cover me,
I'm going for fries. You know, that's how bad it was.
It was like mob, Yeah it was. It was you know, gangs,
and there.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Was a lot of mobs, girl scouts and that was
the Bernies.
Speaker 11 (37:13):
By a cookie or a stab, you low life.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
But really, I mean, you're sweet and there's some sweet
people up there. I guess sell. It's just kind of misunderstand.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
That's nothing you should never.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Never, never see.
Speaker 11 (37:27):
Never, never go into New York and say, excuse me,
can you give me directions? When they give it, don't
ever go see that was sweet of you, because you'll
wind up with a nice pick in the back of
your head.
Speaker 12 (37:38):
You know, how was this was.
Speaker 10 (37:40):
That sweet for you?
Speaker 8 (37:40):
There?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Power? How does that?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
You?
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Sweetie hat? I'll give you a sweet forget about it.
I got your sweet.
Speaker 12 (37:49):
That's another thing.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
I got your sweet right here. That's not see.
Speaker 11 (37:54):
I have a book because I'm from Brooklyn. I just
wrote a motivational book. It's called Hey, Motivate this, That's.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
What it's called Sea God. I swear it's coming out.
Speaker 11 (38:03):
It's a good book and it's really filled with a
lot of intense stuff and it's very fun motivate dish.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
That's about that.
Speaker 11 (38:10):
Well, it's all about acquiring an attitude, and this whole
philosophy ABU. Having an attitude means is that you need
one today in order to survive. And it doesn't necessarily
mean you have to be you know, rude, but you
need that edge.
Speaker 10 (38:21):
Which is why I love cats.
Speaker 11 (38:22):
See because every cat in the world has a Brooklyn attitude.
And if you have a cat, you know what I'm
talking about. They walk around like the gods give to
the animal kingdom. If cats could talk, they go meow,
meow about a bing me out.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Right, Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Here, John Boy and Billy, he's dumb as dirt, bless
his heart.
Speaker 21 (38:44):
Good morning, we yelled, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Bake shows on the radio. Here we go.
Speaker 10 (39:17):
And now story time with your host Carl Childrens.
Speaker 22 (39:25):
I reckon that everybody's happy Christmas time. I got old
Grinch w lived up to roll a piece from a
little old place called Huvel. He's all grained and furry
with little girl leggs. Kindly looked a good bit like
(39:46):
old Dole Hard Greaves. I hear tell he had some
sort of heart problem or another. Well, sir, Every year
after Thanksgiving, that grinch fellers started getting right agitated. Some
folks all aggravated, I say agitated. Maybe it's on account
of he's lonesome. He's just him and that little old
dog up her. There weren't no missus Grinch. That big
(40:11):
girl from a dollar store brought him some flowers, but
that's about it. I recognize man because he weren't too popular,
and they weren't too popular on account of he's so mean,
So he had to live inside his own heart. That's
an awful small place for a grinch to live in,
(40:32):
that old grinch figger, since them who cretits didn't care
a great deal about the meat plumberer in there Christmas,
Them who's is kindly an odd bunch, seems to me
some of them but ten feet tall, some no bigger
than a squirrel. They called hangs by strange names like
(40:55):
crunk lunkers and wahoo's, this's and what not. Fact is,
they got a different word for just about everything. Maybe
that's what made that grinch fellow of my sore. I know,
the kindly made me of my nervous saw on Christmas
Eve a grinch. He made him a sandy suit, tied
(41:15):
a big old horn on his little old dog, so
it looked like a range deer. Some people calling in them. Okay,
I call it a range there. Well, sir, that grinch
had his little old dog pull a big old slid
down the hill smack in the middle of Hohoville. He
sat out of going down all their chimbleys and then
taking their Christmas stuff, presents and trees, even old potted meat.
(41:39):
Some spooky little old goal name of Cindy Loo. I
believe she come out there. She caught that grinch trying
to put that tree up their chimbling. Well, sir, he
told her there's something rather wrong with that tree, and
he had to take it over to Bill Cox's outfit
and put some gaye in it. Then he give her
(42:01):
a biscuit and some mustard and sent her back to
her room. An old grinch need dog, He told it.
All them prisons and the like back up to that cave.
They waited until morning, just to looking forward to hear
them start a bawling and carrying on about not having
a Christmas. Well, sir them, who's pulled a fasten on him.
It seems they didn't need no prisons or trees or
(42:22):
potted meat. They plummet up with a Christmas spirit. They
all come out there and started singing around a big
tree there. They didn't even need to practice. I guess
all had a singing in. The happiness sort of got
to the Grinch. His old eyes started the water and
his heart swolled up. They figured, if you can't beat him,
(42:45):
you might as well join him. So he and that
little dog with a horn on his head, they told
all them Christmas things back on down the hill and
give them back to them little hoo critters. Little Cindy
little hoo cretit even hugged the Grinch. I reckon that's
the first hugger Grinch had in a good long while.
He and that little girl made friends. He liked the
(43:08):
way she talked. She liked the way he talked. They's
also tackled. Even let the old Grinch open the potted
made it suffered her everything is going good. Let old
beggirl from a dollar store. She got jealous of that
Cindy Luho creditor studied on killing her. She got shut
(43:30):
of that idea on account of this Christmas and she's
a girl and all, so she killed the Grinch instead.
More than the story is. It don't matter if it's
Christmas time. If and you step out on that beggirl
from the dollar store.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
She might kill you.
Speaker 10 (43:51):
Story Time with Carl Childs has been brought to you
by Hard Graves potted meat product chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
You have a girlfriend from a dollar store, Little feller,
(44:27):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
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And I want you to go there too.
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Because she got to see Tator's big show Hangover the
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Speaker 1 (46:00):
Am for Oliver.
Speaker 12 (46:03):
Well, well, well, it's Christmas time again, a time for
drawing nearer with our loved ones, exchanging gifts with family
and friends, and celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. It's
also a time for a visit from the jolly fat
Man with a big bag. Not John Doe, of course,
(46:26):
I'm referring to Santa Claus. Guess he is a little
like John Boy. He only works twenty four hours a
year too. This guy knows what I'm talking about, Am
I right, Ladies?
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (46:42):
Every December twenty fifth, Saint Nick takes to the skies
to deliver toys to all the good children around the world.
And who doesn't like to see a child's smiling face
on Christmas Morning? All I can say is we can
thank our lucky stars that Santa Claus is a liberal.
Imagine how that would change our holiday. The North Pole
(47:07):
is a very high security location. The liberal Santa Claus
would be much less cautious about the people he allowed
to hang around. The guest book would reveal a veritable
who's who of scareless characters who'd be paling around with
the liberal Santa the Grinch, Ebenezer Scrooge, Jack Frost and
(47:27):
of course Frosty the Communist.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
Oh.
Speaker 12 (47:32):
Saint Nick is a Christian saint, which means he's not
a dirt worshiping heathen. But if Santa Claus was a liberal,
he'd never want to offend anyone by being proud of
his own faith. Saying Merry Christmas would be forbidden. Instead,
he'd laugh and say, Ho, Ho ho, Winter Festival. I
(47:54):
can't do the voice. If Santa was a liberal, he'd
let all those l's in the Union. Imagine all those
elves in their tiny little seiu shirts, smoking the reefer
and drinking cold. Forty five small boys on their brakes,
and with all the mandatory days off and striking over
(48:16):
imaginary grievances. The toy quotas would never be achieved, and
there'd be many disappointed children on Christmas morning. If Santa
was a liberal, the sleigh and reindeer would be ancient history.
Peter would certainly hold sway over the jolly old Elfin.
Those beloved reindeer would be seen as victims after years
in captivity. They'd be set free to live in the
(48:38):
wild as nature intended and be eaten by wolves and
polar bears and the Yettie or his North American cousin,
the sasquatch. So how would Chris Kringle get around Well,
a liberal Santa would be in the back pocket of
the EPA. He wouldn't be caught dead in a gas
(48:59):
power slay Dad pollutes the environment. The sleigh would have
to run on green energy, and since any reliable mechanism
is still years away. Christmas would have to be put
on hold till one was found. I suppose he could
use a solar powered sleigh. But Christmas wouldn't be the
same with Santa showing up in the afternoon when you're
(49:20):
in your underwear trying to watch TV. And whatever you do,
be sure to use a fake tree. The environmental wacko
Santa found out you'd kill the real tree, he'd beat
you with a sock full of coins and not the
chocolate ones. If Santa was a liberal, there wouldn't be
a nice or a naughty list. Oh no, that's not fair.
(49:44):
Who is Santa the judge who's been good or bad?
It's not important that Tammy set the house on fire
or Timmy took a gun to school. In the eyes
of the liberal sand that they don't deserve a spanking
and a lump of coal. They deserve an box and
a little less of your judgmental attitude.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Man.
Speaker 12 (50:07):
Under a liberal center, the quality of gifts would be
based on politically correct levels of victimization by society, minorities, gays,
drug addicts, criminals, and welfare scammers. You know, basically, anyone
you might step over at and occupy Wall Street rally
would get their pick of the best gifts because their
lives have been so unfair. Taxpayers, two parent families, business owners,
(50:33):
and anyone making over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars
a year also get a gift. They get to pay
for everyone else's presence. This redistribution is intended to make
them feel better about themselves in their greedy, capitalist lifestyle.
And don't even think about asking for that red Rider
Cobbying Action two hundred shot range model air rifle with
(50:53):
a compassing the stock. Everyone knows that BB guns lead
to violence and you might shoot your eye out now.
The liberal Santa doesn't trust your parents to teach you
how to use it responsibly and doesn't want that on
his conscience. In fact, if you have guns in the
house at all, a liberal Sanna will confiscate them for
your own good Of course, you're welcome. The quality of
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gifts would be determined by the goodies left for Santa.
The liberal Santa takes very good care of those that
take very good care of him. A nice prime rib
sandwich and some homemade onion rings will get you a
fancy new dirt bike or maybe a PlayStation, cookies and milk.
Nice try. You'll be lucky if he wipes a booger
(51:40):
on the coffee table. Oh, but thank goodness, we don't
have to worry about it. Old Tata laughs at the
booger Joe, But thank goodness, we don't have to worry
about any of that at least for now. So on
Christmas Eve, put your head on the pillow and drift
off knowing that, yes, there is a Santa Claus and Sanna.
(52:03):
Don't play that Mary Chris, a booger and a coffee tak.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Thank you. All right, y'all, let's play our game.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Beat the blonde who wants to play for some Bertie
County peanuts with our head nutt tight tight one eight
hundred bigs.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Show you told free line. We're gonna contestant play nex
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