December 3, 2025 • 42 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll hear from the Christmas Chipmunks - now that they’ve reached legal drinking age.. - Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report.. - J.D.’s 24-Hour Stores is having their annual Christmas Blowout Sale.. - Redneck Joan Jet sings Billy’s all-time favorite Christmas song, “I Love Santa Claus”.. - Larry the Cable Guy shares his favorite Christmas Carols.. - Randy’s wife, Doodles is celebrating her birthday - so we throw her hair salon a freebie.. - Mark Packer covers the Southern Fried Football scenes.. - Lipless’ cousin stops by and we’ll wrap up with “How the Grump Stole Christmas”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they won?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That got to loving Adam Lindsey hat a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Day?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Just one Wednesday, Wednesday, December the third, flying by it.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
As there's something about that were written down reminding me
of something.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh no, it's my wife's birthday. I mean, oh boy,
it's my wife's birthday. Yeah, you got time to order something.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, today is National Package Protection Day, so I
got an idea you should have been delivered.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Somebody probably scold it.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I knew I should have ensured that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I you know that National Package Protection Day. Now, with
everybody getting so much delivered on their front board thieves,
all I gotta do is just right around different neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
If you think you feed backed the code.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, but of course a lot of people have ring
cameras and our doorbell cams.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now too, so you gotta yeah crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, we even have a box that you could that
the the guys who delivered to the house have a
code for so that it gets locked up next to
the door.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm not surprised because they're there every day, three times
a day.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I like the I like the videos that are on
YouTube of people like getting them, like, you know, trapping
stuff and having everything ready for these porch pirates.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That come up there. It's a good way to go
to jail.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I don't care you're a trespassing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
All right, So all right, we all be careful out
there and be a wire of packages on your porch.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
If you're not.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
You don't have a lock box. How big a box
you got? It's big, but it sits beside the porch.
You know, you're like a dumpster size. No no, no,
I know it's Look it's a missbox three feet Yeah
about that?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Why are you worried about it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I get Christmas?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Oh my?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Why am I gonna let me put no box? Now?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
They know just to pick up the bar.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Right anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So yeah, however, you can combat porch piracy. I say,
let's all do it, all right, all right, good, let's
see if we can get this prize pack delivered to you. Oh,
we'll get the first one out. It's gonna be a
good and y off your wake, hang on you got
a chance to win it. We play next Big Shoe's
on a radio. Good morning, Big shows on a radio.
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First package, Awe, some porch pirate love to steal this
off you front steps. It's an assortment of small batch,
hand cooked peanuts from bird Te County Peanuts. That's a
Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Y'all. They got so money nuts. Yeah, I'm not gonna
name them.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Enter Coach JBB at check out you get twenty five
percent off. Just look for the link at the Big
Show dot com. Hang on, you can win you some right.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Here, cause we're gonna give you three dates in history
where we'll get our three categories.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Twenty thirteen, the law that banned plastic guns that were
undetectable than metal detectors was set to expire by the
end of the year unless the US Congress passed it again.
The US House passed it on November third, and the
US Endit passed it on December tenth. The law requires
all plastic guns to have at least one metal part
that can't be removed and the firing mechanism. Gun control
(04:23):
advocates were hoping to expand the law. Don't think they've
succeeded you. Twenty nineteen, Kamala Harris ended her campaign to
be the Democratic candidate for president.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
What back in? Yeah, she was one of the ones that.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Then before she was vice president.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Correct, yes, because I had to find out and then
she she was vice president for four years.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right. You know she wrote a book I heard
wrote or read.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I wrote, Well, why is everybody's fault all except mine?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That I didn't win the president? I must have missed that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Twenty twenty, finally, AT and T Incs Warner Brothers Studio
announced all its twenty twenty one movies will stream online
the same day they appear in theaters because of the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
That's big news.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh that's right back then, Yeah, I loved it. There
you go.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
There's our categories one day, hundred, Big Show. You told
free line. We play out Burst next, Good Wednesday morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. I have featured
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Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys and Billy to give.
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The prizes from the big prize be Let's go he
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Win your playing Upburst, have a ry up and guest
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Let's say hey.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
To Katrina from Severe ten.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I say, good morning, Katrina, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
All right, Ben you.
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Wow, okay, wow, I believe.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I like any girls, I've got the same day of
a hurricane.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
You know I still get it Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I guess you had it first though.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right, well, Trina, let's get you through these three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Maybe you ready to go? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
In five seconds? Give us three things made of plastic, ready, go, bottle.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Plastic plates, plastic.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Cup, pam. Now we need three past Democratic candidates for
president ready, go? Okay, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore and Corma Harris.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like you said, that's a correct response.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You know I got I got buzz got y'all get
on me, because you know I'm up if I got
buzz at a Democrat. You know, frids go through life without,
you know, having friends like that. Absolutely, yeah, all right,
But it's like I tell him, you've grown.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
What team are you on?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
You?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You want to see if you're on the right to team,
look around and see your teammates. What what do your
teammates look like?
Speaker 13 (08:31):
What they look about?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
As crazy as I am.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I'm Coatraina. I told you as well. All right, Katrina,
here we go, baby before the wind.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The three things you can stream online ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Television shows, movies, sports, Bam.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's Katraina from Severeville, Tennessee, getting you from out of Banks,
North Carolina, ham Cook Birtea County, Peanuts headed your way.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Christmas nice if you hang off, but you got it man,
you hang on now.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Wat A went the hour on top of your news.
I remember in Rayford's segments on the other side, and
then twenty minutes Reverend Billy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ray Christmas Time.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Morning a bit shows on the radio raved down the studio.
Have you ever had a person give you a jar
homemade corn liquor and not tell you it's good. I
know who made it. Here's rape to tell what he
might mean by that. Yes, their never fails.
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Fella.
Speaker 15 (10:17):
I wanted to give you a bottle of corn liquor.
And he'll hold it up there and shake it up
a little and say.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Now that's good.
Speaker 15 (10:23):
I know that's good because I know the man who
made it never hurt. Anybody offer you a jar of
it that didn't say it's real good. And they'll have
some variations on the standard pipe liquor. Some call it
peach brandy, and to prove it, they'll put some raggedy
old peaches in the jar. They debris floating in the liquid. Oh,
(10:44):
this one I have here, somebody recently left for me.
Take it out of the old paper polke it's in.
Hold it up to the microphone so you can see it.
This one's kind of reddish in color. It has some
kind of fruit or fruits floating inside. Mountain boys who
brought it in say there's strawberry, the four of them
floating around in there. For authenticity, I ain't just think
(11:04):
about this liquid called moonshine. No matter the flavor, you
must drink it directly from the jar. Get your nose
down in there and your lips on the rim to
get both the taste in the bouquet or nose of it,
as the connoisseurs call it. Now, if you want to
fool somebody that you're really continental, this looks like Comparwi.
It's an Italian, a pair of teeth favored by such
(11:26):
continentals as Henry Kissinger. To drink when I'm on the Riviera,
that is, at the French Riviera, I ordered to show
how continental I am, and I'll say a compari soda
cevu play. Or if you're at a backyard church barbecue,
you can put it in a tall glass with some
ice in it, and folks think you're drinking cheer wine
and pass it around. The boys, y'all take the first
(11:49):
drink so I can really tell if it's good. Roberty Rafer,
John Boyd Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Good Wednesday morning, December the third eye here it is, Hello,
Big Show.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Well, good morning there, John Boyn Billy, and good morning
all our beloved friends out there in radio land. Well
that's myrry Christmas time again. Oops, I reckon nowadays you
gotta say happy holidays. Yeah, I wouldn't want to offend
nobody at Christmas by mentioning the Lord just because it's
(12:46):
his birthday and all. I don't mean you can bring
up his name in polite conversation nowadays. You know it's
a sad deal, folks. Not so long ago, I remember
when everybody in town I go down to the live
Nativity out there in front of the courthouse, all join
hands and sing, Oh Holy night. All boy, we can't
have at no more in America. Some Muslim or circular
(13:08):
evolutionist warlock might get their feelings her. Hey, let me
ask all y'all liberals paganites a question. What is it
about Christmas that y'all find sodad gum offensive? Is it
the peace on earth? Or the goodwill towards men? And
I thing? If Christmas bothers y'all so much, how come
(13:30):
you want to get in on it? Sabbath? Gee, Despite
what you might have heard, Christmas is supposed to be
about Jesus. Of course, only Jesus' most modern folks know
is that Mexican feller on the landscaping crew. All nowadays
Christmas is all about that modern icon of secular saintliness
and consumerism. That's right, Old Satan clau Oh, preacher. Now
(13:55):
you coming down kind of hard on old Sandy, ain't you? Yeah,
I am. He's trying to muscle in on the Lord's territory.
Now you might not like to hear that today, friends,
but it's a truth. Think about it. He sees you
when you're a sleeping Why, he knows if you're awake.
He even knows when you've been bad or good. Well,
(14:16):
now he don't think too much of hisself. I mean,
I ain't trying to be no Jibini Scrooge here. But
you can't spell Satan without sa nta. You do the man,
All unsaved, friends, don't get caught up in this orgiastic
frenzy of seasonal secularism. Come join us as we rip
(14:37):
the lid off in this modern corruption of Christmas. During
our special month long holiday revival series Walking in a
Worldly Wonderland, the Sword of Joshua Youth Choir is going
to perform their rib tickling round up, a sanctified satire,
the politically correct Christmas sing Along. Come here, all you
(14:58):
broad minded favor It's like I'll be home for the Solstice.
It's the most wonderful time of the year, but only
for estimated forty five percent of Americans and Angels we
have heard only in our imagination, and oh come, let
us acknowledge him as one of the world's many great
moral teachers. Of course, that'll be followed up by soul
(15:21):
stirring gospel SmackDown by our guest speaker, Doctor George Beverly
DiAngelo of the Tongues of Fire, Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal
Bible College in Horse Bucket, Alabama. So bring the youngins
for fun in the parking lot as our youth Pastor
Ricky Bob Gilmour takes a turn in the Sorda Joshua
Portable Baptismal and dunking Tame three balls for a buck.
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All proceeds benefit our church programs that try to keep
people from going to to beat the holiday rush to
tradition all this month at the Sorda Joshua Independent Full
of Gospel Pennycostal Assembly just off State Road twenty three
on the frontage Road, here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins fromoninions.
(16:07):
It's time to turn, so you don't burn beyond burn. Billy,
y'all keep come straight up.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 16 (16:24):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh, sir, I feel so human.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. All rise.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That time of the year for the office Christmas parties.
You know we used to tell you every April Fool's Days.
I'm idiot, this jockey was gonna get fired. No, we
don't want that to happen to you at the office
in these parties.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Mm hmm. How are we gonna drive that home?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I love There's only something week we do.
Speaker 17 (17:47):
Cue the chipmunks, all right, you chipmunks, ready to sing
your new song? Okay, squeaky, okay, thank you or okay
Melbourne Melbourne.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Three raps. I love this.
Speaker 18 (18:11):
It's sweet fall your is driven mad.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Wise excuse me.
Speaker 17 (18:47):
As guys, all right now, you know that's not how
it goes boys, But no words.
Speaker 16 (18:58):
Now it's cooling with the air and living and get
him one more try for.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
You know, you guys can all be used in shampoo testing.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I'm telling them now, But I got a friend of
the research lab that would pay top dollar for a
dribble like you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Ear rolling out of your back.
Speaker 18 (19:20):
Pie.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You want me to let the cannon here? You may
want to do it, wore Jerry's mother.
Speaker 18 (19:32):
All of you.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
All right, Dad said, I'm gonna fire up the horn.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
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Speaker 1 (20:06):
Hang on play more than a minute.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well right now, it's Tater take the news with our girl,
Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
I appreciate that very much.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You know we haven't seen Jennifer Lopez in the news
in a while since her divorce from Ben other than
they were struggling to sell their sixty million dollar mansion.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
She's still on the market. Well, you know she's out there.
She's struggling, she's working.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
She's got some side hustle, like a big farm of
billionaire from India paid Jennifer two million dollars to befom
at his daughter's wedding reception. Here you going chut ching
for a weekend. She sang her biggest hits and like
had a full on concert. She brought back up dancers,
several costume changes. She even did a toast for the
new luw Weds. Quote made these families the United on
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this gorgeous day and God bless you all. Jennifer out, No,
that's not she didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Two million and a short one and I'll give you eight.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Words now, And I really the billionaire got her j
Loo at a discount because a year ago, the wealthiest
man in India paid Rihanna six million for a private
performance at a pre wedding party for his son, and
then that same guy spent another ten million for Justin
Bieber to seeing a half dozen hits.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
During that wedding reception. According to The New York Post,
Jo said, I do it for two.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
So she using the John Boy voice.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I don't know it works, you know it did?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Was this the billionaire in India?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, you know those weddings in India they last three
to five days. Yeah, a big deal. She might have
spread it.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
I think she could have done. She could have done
the pre wedding too. But don't worry.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
She signed a ten million endorsement deal with the jewelry
company Zen Diamond that specializes in engagement rings. You know
something she knows a little bit about. Men have proposed
to her six times?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Did you know that?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Six times she's been engaged and she hasn't returned one
of the rings.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
That's according to the New York how.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Many times was she married off?
Speaker 12 (22:07):
Those h one?
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Three, three?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
In playing bakers?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
So she got two rings from Ben right, you didn't
give the old one back and got another one.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
From when she did marry him. I'm no stoop, I'm
no stoop.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
NBC reported that did you watch the Macy's Day Thanksgiving
for you got up for that?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Look at you?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's called tvo.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
NBC reported that thirty four million people's or households watched
the nine to ninth Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade across NBC and.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Peacock because you could stream it as well. That's according
to the Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
See what else, Oh, Eminem joined fellow Detroit native Jack
White during the halftime show at the Green Green Bay
package you see that Detroit at Ford Field, and so
you saw they did two songs and then he brought
out Eminem and and you know, all that kind of
all went down. Well, did you know that the collaboration
wasn't too surprising because Eminem signed a deal with the
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Lions to be the executive producer of the halftime performance
for that traditional Thanksgiving Day game and that's through twenty
twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
So he wrote himself in you know, because you know.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You'd asked about super Bowl. You're like, who's back at
these super Bowl things? Rock Nation is one of the
one of the people behind that, and that's Jay Z's
entertainment company. So there.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I'd share that with you And yeah, that's about all.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
God, unless I was going to tell you that Scarlett
Johansson is going to start at a new Exorcist like movie.
It's not going to be a sequel nor a remake,
according to the According to the producer, just just another demon.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
With her heads, you know, throwing up and spinning around scarls.
Should be good. I like her voice.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
R Rah Miley Cyrus now report.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Oh you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well, let's say we can get us a winner. Let's go,
do we get one? Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out you seen them all you live.
We found out their names. That's where you would find
Jake the Jailbird and Officer Edgar Mallory.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
What is the game Monopoly?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Monopoly game? All right? Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Transportation historians will confirm that the first railway system actually
dates back to ancient Greece during the sixth century BC,
and it was powered.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
By this what is constant complaining.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
A lot of complain about back then? What y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big show?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
You told free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy next
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Good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 19 (25:12):
There's a big show on the radio, humming do your
hump Day?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Bid Boy had a grump Stole Christmas keyword grump to
hit the bed box at the Big show dot Com
there right.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Now, let's play.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, let's live across America.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
It's John Boy, Jefflty and now a man who just
loves Christmas time. It's the only time of the year
you can go to the mall, sit on a stranger's
lap and ask for stuff, I mean without being called.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
A whar He's John Boy, like you done.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Get it out of your says before Christmas here unless
I head of Veronica, out of Clinton, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Good morning, Veronica, Good morning. How a y'all doing very good?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
IM glad you made it in here. You got first
shot at John boyd Jeopardy this morning, so.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Veronica.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Transportation historians will confirm the first railway system actually days
back to ancient Greece during the sixth century. It was
powered by this slave labor. Slave laborers, though you say
empowered by peoples. Let's see, Well, you knew what you
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would do, and I like this now, Veronica. You probably
already know this for our less informed listeners. They built
this as a shortcut for ships to avoid having a
sail around a pencil a peninsula.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You know, the pony thing in the wad wah.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Ships were loaded onto huge wheeled carts that slaves would
then push and pull along a paved track with grooves,
sort of like a land ferry. So well over two
thousand years before the first steam powered train was introduced
in eighteen oh four. So it was people power.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I did the ship across the crew on the ship
stayed on board. Over hey with Veronica, good work for you.
Maybe you got the big old prize by congratulations.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
You guys are awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well you hang on, Jack can hook you up all ride.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
It's your news right now on the other side of
time capsule with the December.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
The third, and then we got jay D's Christmas story.
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Hello, heesus hoint all my life on the fider back.
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No man, John Boy, Billy here they.
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Say a big old hey, no driving, nose picking, knucklett,
dragon mouth breathing, scratching, boot lighting.
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He man, you having a couple of new ones in
the lineup, didn't you.
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Yeah? I studied you kind of close at night. We
run into you and is down in daytona lighting. Well
I should out on this debbors, but I hardly ever
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Him on the Yeah, So how things going over there?
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won't know you else. This time it's old Twitch, our
bondo man over at the body shop. He then lost
his drivers. Like, we've been giving him a ride to
work in the mornings, and with a price of gas nowadays,
I've decided I'd rather just move him in here than
drive all that to his place and pick him.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
Up every morning.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Money's making money. So how did he lose his license?
Got him a d u I DUI man?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
That's what he said. Well what happened, Well, on Twitches
dating this old gal Mandy a while back, and she
busted up with him. He never quite got over it,
you know. Well, he walked in at Hoots one night
and seeing her sitting there at the bar, he decided
to go up there and ask her if they could
talk things out, and I had been twitched. The talking
also included quite a bit of drinking, and the two
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of them kind of got pulled over on the way home.
Tom comes up a truck, says, so where have you
been drinking a night? And Twitch says officer, I ain't
even gonna try to lie to you. Me and my
girlfriend here is trying to patch up our relationship, and
we did it by sharing a beer or twelve. Then
we celebrated by doing a couple of shops there at
the bar, and after we left the restaurant, we stopped
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off at the store and picked up a bottle of
peppermint snaps. She just loves that peppermint snap. We might
have had a supproll or two off a bottle tween
here and there. Cop says, well, sir, I'm gonna have
to ask you to step out of the truck and
take a breathalyzer test. Twitch looks up at the cop says, well,
what's the matter. Don't you believe me? He's gonna try
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to get the judge and give him one of them
restricted permit so he could drive to him from work.
You know, but he had an ugly incident when he
went in for his court date.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well what happened?
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Well, we was real backed up at the body shop
a week and Debor told old Twitch he'd go take
care of his business down at the courthouse, but when
he got back he had to stay till he got
all the work caught up. Well, it is a sold
out crowd in the courtroom that day. The face just
full of dope heads and shop lifters in the car
always a regular dumb, crooked news. Well Twitch sat there
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thinking about all them jobs, piling up work, kept getting
madder and madder the longer he sat. Finally he just
stood up and says, excuse me, Judge, are we getting
any words close to my name? I just come down
here to plead guilty. I ain't one of these unemployed idiots.
I got a job to get back to. Can't y'all
move this mess along any faster as you can? Imagine?
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That one over like a fart and a diving helmet.
Judge slams a little hammer down on the bench says, sir,
your name will be called when it's time to hear
your case, and for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find
you one hundred dollars for contempt of court. Saw Twitch
reaches in the pocket of his breeches and pulls out
his wallet. Judge looks down and says, sir, you don't
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have to pay the one hundred dollars right now, Twitch says,
I ain't. I'm just looking see if I got enough
here for two more words. Let me guess he ended
up going for about seven and what none of them
your honor? Listen, I got around here, me in the
i Q Twins and the quic go to work. You're
gonna say later on, yeah, well, well you telling them?
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I said, you know what you mean, y'all keeping straight
up her bye, John.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Boy and Billy, All right, listen up, I hate rednecks.
You people are rednecks.
Speaker 19 (32:33):
Good Morning rad yelled them right, Good morning, Big shows
(33:03):
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Added toward Christmas time, we got in two of our
favorite Christmas tunes coming up old about.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Twenty minutes, a rockin' roll grin song Redneck Jones. Yet
they will play beat the Blood.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
And right now, Daddy, I can't sleep. Would you tell
me a Christmas story? And get on up here in
your little nosepicker, Let me see hi Christmas story. Let
me say, have I tell you one that's true? Let's
see it hounting twas the night before Christmas, and all
through the trailer I heard not a sound set for
Papa's hate Baylor when he used to work late. You know,
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our stockings were thrown over the back of the couch,
and the last two of the day I'd put in
my mouth. The younguns was asleep, and I'd made sure
they stayed because I put some Jack Daniels in their
purple kool aid. Me and my old lady was watching
a skin flick about a bunch of young college girls
in one happy Saint Nick's went out in New York.
I heard such a racket. The dogs started hollering, so
I grabbed my hatchet. It's a said you, mommy, sounds
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like a swat team. I thought, damn it, Tommy swore
them girls was eighteen.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
So I looked out the.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Winder and I seen around the corner. Is that fat
beardy Yankee Feller and a bunch of twelve pointers. He's
trying to break in and says you, mommy, with rage,
go get you pucking balls and load a twelve gage.
I grabbed a shotgun down off of the racket. Fat
beardy Feller must have went around back. I tore out
the door and went around the house. I slipped behind
the snowboard, just as quiet as a mouse, and right
there he stood with his slaying his dear, I could
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smell venison cooking because I hadn't killed one this year.
Freeze yankee dirt bag, don't move, you wont coot. He
threw up his hands and said, lordy mercy, don't shoot.
And I said, what in the hell are you trying
to prove? He said, I'm Sandy Claus. Can't you see
my red suit? I said, looks like some prison outfit.
Then I pulled back your hammer, and I think you
about poot these breeches. I bring toys to youngins every
Christmas Eve, I yelled, is at the story you.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Want me to believe?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Because he really couldn't do it because all the time,
zones and stuff, you know, it just don't cipher out right.
So he upened his bag and he showed me the toys,
pocket knives and red shot off for Southern boys. And
I got altary eyed, what with Christmas and the snow.
So he negotiated a little bit and I let him go.
As he started to leave, I said, now, don't you
be lippy and by the way, shaved ugly chin ref
you ain't no bicker in your hippie And as he
flew out of side. I couldn't resist. I popped off
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a shot, and I believe I just missed. But remember
I told you we haggled a deal. Let's just say
Venison makes a good Christmas mell ain't going to belong
to bed now. I said no smuggling with a window
shut and stay egnog.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Good more than everybody more, Big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 18 (35:30):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
This is ike and for all of five wild one
you need on all things red neck.
Speaker 11 (35:39):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I missed the
something else my own self. But white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in.
Speaker 8 (35:51):
The candle a.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Prick. Never mind, he's out. Good morning, Big Show's on
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the radio. How about to make your rock and roll
Grench tune.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
You're a mean one, mister Grinch. You really are a heel.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You're as cuddly as a.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
Cat, is as charming as any mister. You're a bad
banana with a racy black You're monster, mister Rinch. Your
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hearts an empty bowl.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Your brain is loll spiders. You got garlic in your soul,
Mister Rich, I wouldn't touch you with a third or
nine and a half for.
Speaker 9 (37:43):
You, mister brig.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Between the choice of two of you, I take the cci.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
The three words that dost describe you allnust follow us
and I quote stek stack Stock.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (38:43):
Coming up, we played Beating the Blonde for a a
sorm and a small batch hand cooked peanuts from birte
County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
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variety to choose from. They got something for everybody on
your gift list. If you enter Coach j B be
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I look for the link at the Big Show dot com.
Hang out on play for it ten minutes verse one
of my faves. You love Santa Claus so desire redneck
Jones jet.
Speaker 15 (39:33):
There, I s ship.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
To be about seventy three.
Speaker 14 (39:42):
Three years so strong.
Speaker 9 (39:44):
Then he was moping on. He was into his slay.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
Slave, then he was moving on and he was into
the slave.
Speaker 18 (39:57):
Yeah. S Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Little man.
Speaker 14 (40:04):
Said, sand Claws long time saying your Christmasy's gone.
Speaker 9 (40:14):
He's grabbing all the reins and slipped to dog. You
can see a streak flame.
Speaker 18 (40:24):
Rain My.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
This dog sounds inside. Naszy flew away.
Speaker 20 (40:32):
He heard me say yeah, say winn He flew away.
Herry said yeah, said.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
Sing Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
Little busy said Santa Claus, it's gonna come say your
Christmas ay.
Speaker 18 (40:52):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Nassy knew a way he rever his sake.
Speaker 20 (41:15):
Yes say when he blew away his say yeah, said
says Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (41:24):
A little bats all right, Yes, said Santa Claus.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
He's going to come saying here Christmas. Say love Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (41:35):
A little bathing, I said, I love, sang Claws.
Speaker 9 (41:39):
He's gonna come Sila Christmas.
Speaker 18 (41:43):
Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
A little boy, I.
Speaker 14 (41:46):
Said, I los Santa Claus. He's gonna come Sillia Christmas.
Does Santa Lass A little bat.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Yes, said Santa Claus.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
He's going to come.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Say you Christmas.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I said, was hey that Christmas?
Speaker 8 (42:15):
He love that?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Damn Well, let's play beat the blonde, y'all one eight
hundred big shows you told free line, beat I Blonde
and get you some bird tea kind of peanuts. That's
how they seasoned one eight hundred Big Show You Told.
Free line with play next
Good morning, a Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show, aren't they won?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
That got to loving Adam Lindsey hat a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Day?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Just one Wednesday, Wednesday, December the third, flying by it.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
As there's something about that were written down reminding me
of something.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh no, it's my wife's birthday. I mean, oh boy,
it's my wife's birthday. Yeah, you got time to order something.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know, today is National Package Protection Day, so I
got an idea you should have been delivered.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Somebody probably scold it.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I knew I should have ensured that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I you know that National Package Protection Day. Now, with
everybody getting so much delivered on their front board thieves,
all I gotta do is just right around different neighborhoods.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
If you think you feed backed the code.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, but of course a lot of people have ring
cameras and our doorbell cams.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now too, so you gotta yeah crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah, we even have a box that you could that
the the guys who delivered to the house have a
code for so that it gets locked up next to
the door.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I'm not surprised because they're there every day, three times
a day.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I like the I like the videos that are on
YouTube of people like getting them, like, you know, trapping
stuff and having everything ready for these porch pirates.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
That come up there. It's a good way to go
to jail.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
I don't care you're a trespassing.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
All right, So all right, we all be careful out
there and be a wire of packages on your porch.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
If you're not.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
You don't have a lock box. How big a box
you got? It's big, but it sits beside the porch.
You know, you're like a dumpster size. No no, no,
I know it's Look it's a missbox three feet Yeah
about that?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Why are you worried about it?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I get Christmas?
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Oh my?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Why am I gonna let me put no box? Now?
Speaker 6 (02:58):
They know just to pick up the bar.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Right anyway.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So yeah, however, you can combat porch piracy. I say,
let's all do it, all right, all right, good, let's
see if we can get this prize pack delivered to you. Oh,
we'll get the first one out. It's gonna be a
good and y off your wake, hang on you got
a chance to win it. We play next Big Shoe's
on a radio. Good morning, Big shows on a radio.
(03:25):
First package, Awe, some porch pirate love to steal this
off you front steps. It's an assortment of small batch,
hand cooked peanuts from bird Te County Peanuts. That's a
Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Y'all. They got so money nuts. Yeah, I'm not gonna
name them.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Enter Coach JBB at check out you get twenty five
percent off. Just look for the link at the Big
Show dot com. Hang on, you can win you some right.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Here, cause we're gonna give you three dates in history
where we'll get our three categories.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Twenty thirteen, the law that banned plastic guns that were
undetectable than metal detectors was set to expire by the
end of the year unless the US Congress passed it again.
The US House passed it on November third, and the
US Endit passed it on December tenth. The law requires
all plastic guns to have at least one metal part
that can't be removed and the firing mechanism. Gun control
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advocates were hoping to expand the law. Don't think they've
succeeded you. Twenty nineteen, Kamala Harris ended her campaign to
be the Democratic candidate for president.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
What back in? Yeah, she was one of the ones that.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Then before she was vice president.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Correct, yes, because I had to find out and then
she she was vice president for four years.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
All right. You know she wrote a book I heard
wrote or read.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I wrote, Well, why is everybody's fault all except mine?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
That I didn't win the president? I must have missed that.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Twenty twenty, finally, AT and T Incs Warner Brothers Studio
announced all its twenty twenty one movies will stream online
the same day they appear in theaters because of the pandemic.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
That's big news.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh that's right back then, Yeah, I loved it. There
you go.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
There's our categories one day, hundred, Big Show. You told
free line. We play out Burst next, Good Wednesday morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. I have featured
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Right now, let's make.
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Learn without Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
John Boys and Billy to give.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
The prizes from the big prize be Let's go he
contested number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Win your playing Upburst, have a ry up and guest
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Let's say hey.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
To Katrina from Severe ten.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
I say, good morning, Katrina, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
All right, Ben you.
Speaker 11 (07:15):
Wow, okay, wow, I believe.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I like any girls, I've got the same day of
a hurricane.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
You know I still get it Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I guess you had it first though.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
All right, well, Trina, let's get you through these three categories.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Maybe you ready to go? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
In five seconds? Give us three things made of plastic, ready, go, bottle.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Plastic plates, plastic.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Cup, pam. Now we need three past Democratic candidates for
president ready, go? Okay, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore and Corma Harris.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Like you said, that's a correct response.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You know I got I got buzz got y'all get
on me, because you know I'm up if I got
buzz at a Democrat. You know, frids go through life without,
you know, having friends like that. Absolutely, yeah, all right,
But it's like I tell him, you've grown.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
What team are you on?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
You?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
You want to see if you're on the right to team,
look around and see your teammates. What what do your
teammates look like?
Speaker 13 (08:31):
What they look about?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
As crazy as I am.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I'm Coatraina. I told you as well. All right, Katrina,
here we go, baby before the wind.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
The three things you can stream online ready to go.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Television shows, movies, sports, Bam.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
That's Katraina from Severeville, Tennessee, getting you from out of Banks,
North Carolina, ham Cook Birtea County, Peanuts headed your way.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Christmas nice if you hang off, but you got it man,
you hang on now.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Wat A went the hour on top of your news.
I remember in Rayford's segments on the other side, and
then twenty minutes Reverend Billy.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Ray Christmas Time.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Morning a bit shows on the radio raved down the studio.
Have you ever had a person give you a jar
homemade corn liquor and not tell you it's good. I
know who made it. Here's rape to tell what he
might mean by that. Yes, their never fails.
Speaker 14 (10:16):
Fella.
Speaker 15 (10:17):
I wanted to give you a bottle of corn liquor.
And he'll hold it up there and shake it up
a little and say.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Now that's good.
Speaker 15 (10:23):
I know that's good because I know the man who
made it never hurt. Anybody offer you a jar of
it that didn't say it's real good. And they'll have
some variations on the standard pipe liquor. Some call it
peach brandy, and to prove it, they'll put some raggedy
old peaches in the jar. They debris floating in the liquid. Oh,
(10:44):
this one I have here, somebody recently left for me.
Take it out of the old paper polke it's in.
Hold it up to the microphone so you can see it.
This one's kind of reddish in color. It has some
kind of fruit or fruits floating inside. Mountain boys who
brought it in say there's strawberry, the four of them
floating around in there. For authenticity, I ain't just think
(11:04):
about this liquid called moonshine. No matter the flavor, you
must drink it directly from the jar. Get your nose
down in there and your lips on the rim to
get both the taste in the bouquet or nose of it,
as the connoisseurs call it. Now, if you want to
fool somebody that you're really continental, this looks like Comparwi.
It's an Italian, a pair of teeth favored by such
(11:26):
continentals as Henry Kissinger. To drink when I'm on the Riviera,
that is, at the French Riviera, I ordered to show
how continental I am, and I'll say a compari soda
cevu play. Or if you're at a backyard church barbecue,
you can put it in a tall glass with some
ice in it, and folks think you're drinking cheer wine
and pass it around. The boys, y'all take the first
(11:49):
drink so I can really tell if it's good. Roberty Rafer,
John Boyd Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Good Wednesday morning, December the third eye here it is, Hello,
Big Show.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Well, good morning there, John Boyn Billy, and good morning
all our beloved friends out there in radio land. Well
that's myrry Christmas time again. Oops, I reckon nowadays you
gotta say happy holidays. Yeah, I wouldn't want to offend
nobody at Christmas by mentioning the Lord just because it's
(12:46):
his birthday and all. I don't mean you can bring
up his name in polite conversation nowadays. You know it's
a sad deal, folks. Not so long ago, I remember
when everybody in town I go down to the live
Nativity out there in front of the courthouse, all join
hands and sing, Oh Holy night. All boy, we can't
have at no more in America. Some Muslim or circular
(13:08):
evolutionist warlock might get their feelings her. Hey, let me
ask all y'all liberals paganites a question. What is it
about Christmas that y'all find sodad gum offensive? Is it
the peace on earth? Or the goodwill towards men? And
I thing? If Christmas bothers y'all so much, how come
(13:30):
you want to get in on it? Sabbath? Gee, Despite
what you might have heard, Christmas is supposed to be
about Jesus. Of course, only Jesus' most modern folks know
is that Mexican feller on the landscaping crew. All nowadays
Christmas is all about that modern icon of secular saintliness
and consumerism. That's right, Old Satan clau Oh, preacher. Now
(13:55):
you coming down kind of hard on old Sandy, ain't you? Yeah,
I am. He's trying to muscle in on the Lord's territory.
Now you might not like to hear that today, friends,
but it's a truth. Think about it. He sees you
when you're a sleeping Why, he knows if you're awake.
He even knows when you've been bad or good. Well,
(14:16):
now he don't think too much of hisself. I mean,
I ain't trying to be no Jibini Scrooge here. But
you can't spell Satan without sa nta. You do the man,
All unsaved, friends, don't get caught up in this orgiastic
frenzy of seasonal secularism. Come join us as we rip
(14:37):
the lid off in this modern corruption of Christmas. During
our special month long holiday revival series Walking in a
Worldly Wonderland, the Sword of Joshua Youth Choir is going
to perform their rib tickling round up, a sanctified satire,
the politically correct Christmas sing Along. Come here, all you
(14:58):
broad minded favor It's like I'll be home for the Solstice.
It's the most wonderful time of the year, but only
for estimated forty five percent of Americans and Angels we
have heard only in our imagination, and oh come, let
us acknowledge him as one of the world's many great
moral teachers. Of course, that'll be followed up by soul
(15:21):
stirring gospel SmackDown by our guest speaker, Doctor George Beverly
DiAngelo of the Tongues of Fire, Independent Full Gospel Pennecostal
Bible College in Horse Bucket, Alabama. So bring the youngins
for fun in the parking lot as our youth Pastor
Ricky Bob Gilmour takes a turn in the Sorda Joshua
Portable Baptismal and dunking Tame three balls for a buck.
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All proceeds benefit our church programs that try to keep
people from going to to beat the holiday rush to
tradition all this month at the Sorda Joshua Independent Full
of Gospel Pennycostal Assembly just off State Road twenty three
on the frontage Road, here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins fromoninions.
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It's time to turn, so you don't burn beyond burn. Billy,
y'all keep come straight up.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it. Good morning.
Speaker 16 (16:24):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Oh, sir, I feel so human.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. All rise.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
That time of the year for the office Christmas parties.
You know we used to tell you every April Fool's Days.
I'm idiot, this jockey was gonna get fired. No, we
don't want that to happen to you at the office
in these parties.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Mm hmm. How are we gonna drive that home?
Speaker 6 (17:42):
I love There's only something week we do.
Speaker 17 (17:47):
Cue the chipmunks, all right, you chipmunks, ready to sing
your new song? Okay, squeaky, okay, thank you or okay
Melbourne Melbourne.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Three raps. I love this.
Speaker 18 (18:11):
It's sweet fall your is driven mad.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Wise excuse me.
Speaker 17 (18:47):
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it goes boys, But no words.
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him one more try for.
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You know, you guys can all be used in shampoo testing.
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I'm telling them now, But I got a friend of
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Ear rolling out of your back.
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Pie.
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You want me to let the cannon here? You may
want to do it, wore Jerry's mother.
Speaker 18 (19:32):
All of you.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
All right, Dad said, I'm gonna fire up the horn.
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Hang on play more than a minute.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well right now, it's Tater take the news with our girl,
Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
I appreciate that very much.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
You know we haven't seen Jennifer Lopez in the news
in a while since her divorce from Ben other than
they were struggling to sell their sixty million dollar mansion.
Speaker 6 (20:25):
She's still on the market. Well, you know she's out there.
She's struggling, she's working.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
She's got some side hustle, like a big farm of
billionaire from India paid Jennifer two million dollars to befom
at his daughter's wedding reception. Here you going chut ching
for a weekend. She sang her biggest hits and like
had a full on concert. She brought back up dancers,
several costume changes. She even did a toast for the
new luw Weds. Quote made these families the United on
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this gorgeous day and God bless you all. Jennifer out, No,
that's not she didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (20:58):
Two million and a short one and I'll give you eight.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Words now, And I really the billionaire got her j
Loo at a discount because a year ago, the wealthiest
man in India paid Rihanna six million for a private
performance at a pre wedding party for his son, and
then that same guy spent another ten million for Justin
Bieber to seeing a half dozen hits.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
During that wedding reception. According to The New York Post,
Jo said, I do it for two.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
So she using the John Boy voice.
Speaker 6 (21:30):
I don't know it works, you know it did?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Was this the billionaire in India?
Speaker 6 (21:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah, you know those weddings in India they last three
to five days. Yeah, a big deal. She might have
spread it.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
I think she could have done. She could have done
the pre wedding too. But don't worry.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
She signed a ten million endorsement deal with the jewelry
company Zen Diamond that specializes in engagement rings. You know
something she knows a little bit about. Men have proposed
to her six times?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Did you know that?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Six times she's been engaged and she hasn't returned one
of the rings.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
That's according to the New York how.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Many times was she married off?
Speaker 12 (22:07):
Those h one?
Speaker 6 (22:08):
Three, three?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
In playing bakers?
Speaker 4 (22:15):
So she got two rings from Ben right, you didn't
give the old one back and got another one.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
From when she did marry him. I'm no stoop, I'm
no stoop.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
NBC reported that did you watch the Macy's Day Thanksgiving
for you got up for that?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Look at you?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's called tvo.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
NBC reported that thirty four million people's or households watched
the nine to ninth Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade across NBC and.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Peacock because you could stream it as well. That's according
to the Hollywood Reporter.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
See what else, Oh, Eminem joined fellow Detroit native Jack
White during the halftime show at the Green Green Bay
package you see that Detroit at Ford Field, and so
you saw they did two songs and then he brought
out Eminem and and you know, all that kind of
all went down. Well, did you know that the collaboration
wasn't too surprising because Eminem signed a deal with the
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Lions to be the executive producer of the halftime performance
for that traditional Thanksgiving Day game and that's through twenty
twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
So he wrote himself in you know, because you know.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
You'd asked about super Bowl. You're like, who's back at
these super Bowl things? Rock Nation is one of the
one of the people behind that, and that's Jay Z's
entertainment company. So there.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
I'd share that with you And yeah, that's about all.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
God, unless I was going to tell you that Scarlett
Johansson is going to start at a new Exorcist like movie.
It's not going to be a sequel nor a remake,
according to the According to the producer, just just another demon.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
With her heads, you know, throwing up and spinning around scarls.
Should be good. I like her voice.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
R Rah Miley Cyrus now report.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Oh you're welcome.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well, let's say we can get us a winner. Let's go,
do we get one? Let's play John Boy Jeopardy review.
Yesterday's question. We found out you seen them all you live.
We found out their names. That's where you would find
Jake the Jailbird and Officer Edgar Mallory.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
What is the game Monopoly?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Monopoly game? All right? Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Transportation historians will confirm that the first railway system actually
dates back to ancient Greece during the sixth century BC,
and it was powered.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
By this what is constant complaining.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
A lot of complain about back then? What y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big show?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
You told free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy next
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Good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 19 (25:12):
There's a big show on the radio, humming do your
hump Day?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
I feature track from the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Bid Boy had a grump Stole Christmas keyword grump to
hit the bed box at the Big show dot Com
there right.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Now, let's play.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, let's live across America.
Speaker 5 (25:28):
It's John Boy, Jefflty and now a man who just
loves Christmas time. It's the only time of the year
you can go to the mall, sit on a stranger's
lap and ask for stuff, I mean without being called.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
A whar He's John Boy, like you done.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Get it out of your says before Christmas here unless
I head of Veronica, out of Clinton, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Good morning, Veronica, Good morning. How a y'all doing very good?
Speaker 3 (26:01):
IM glad you made it in here. You got first
shot at John boyd Jeopardy this morning, so.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Veronica.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Transportation historians will confirm the first railway system actually days
back to ancient Greece during the sixth century. It was
powered by this slave labor. Slave laborers, though you say
empowered by peoples. Let's see, Well, you knew what you
(26:31):
would do, and I like this now, Veronica. You probably
already know this for our less informed listeners. They built
this as a shortcut for ships to avoid having a
sail around a pencil a peninsula.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
You know, the pony thing in the wad wah.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Ships were loaded onto huge wheeled carts that slaves would
then push and pull along a paved track with grooves,
sort of like a land ferry. So well over two
thousand years before the first steam powered train was introduced
in eighteen oh four. So it was people power.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
I did the ship across the crew on the ship
stayed on board. Over hey with Veronica, good work for you.
Maybe you got the big old prize by congratulations.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
You guys are awesome.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Well you hang on, Jack can hook you up all ride.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
It's your news right now on the other side of
time capsule with the December.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
The third, and then we got jay D's Christmas story.
Speaker 19 (28:13):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Man.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
Hello, heesus hoint all my life on the fider back.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
No man, John Boy, Billy here they.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
Say a big old hey, no driving, nose picking, knucklett,
dragon mouth breathing, scratching, boot lighting.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
He man, you having a couple of new ones in
the lineup, didn't you.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Yeah? I studied you kind of close at night. We
run into you and is down in daytona lighting. Well
I should out on this debbors, but I hardly ever
get to talk to.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Him on the Yeah, So how things going over there?
Cassi d double wide?
Speaker 13 (29:05):
You get another temporary roommate, well run them through here,
won't know you else. This time it's old Twitch, our
bondo man over at the body shop. He then lost
his drivers. Like, we've been giving him a ride to
work in the mornings, and with a price of gas nowadays,
I've decided I'd rather just move him in here than
drive all that to his place and pick him.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
Up every morning.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Money's making money. So how did he lose his license?
Got him a d u I DUI man?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
How stupid was that?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
That's what he said. Well what happened, Well, on Twitches
dating this old gal Mandy a while back, and she
busted up with him. He never quite got over it,
you know. Well, he walked in at Hoots one night
and seeing her sitting there at the bar, he decided
to go up there and ask her if they could
talk things out, and I had been twitched. The talking
also included quite a bit of drinking, and the two
(29:55):
of them kind of got pulled over on the way home.
Tom comes up a truck, says, so where have you
been drinking a night? And Twitch says officer, I ain't
even gonna try to lie to you. Me and my
girlfriend here is trying to patch up our relationship, and
we did it by sharing a beer or twelve. Then
we celebrated by doing a couple of shops there at
the bar, and after we left the restaurant, we stopped
(30:17):
off at the store and picked up a bottle of
peppermint snaps. She just loves that peppermint snap. We might
have had a supproll or two off a bottle tween
here and there. Cop says, well, sir, I'm gonna have
to ask you to step out of the truck and
take a breathalyzer test. Twitch looks up at the cop says, well,
what's the matter. Don't you believe me? He's gonna try
(30:42):
to get the judge and give him one of them
restricted permit so he could drive to him from work.
You know, but he had an ugly incident when he
went in for his court date.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Well what happened?
Speaker 8 (30:51):
Well, we was real backed up at the body shop
a week and Debor told old Twitch he'd go take
care of his business down at the courthouse, but when
he got back he had to stay till he got
all the work caught up. Well, it is a sold
out crowd in the courtroom that day. The face just
full of dope heads and shop lifters in the car
always a regular dumb, crooked news. Well Twitch sat there
(31:13):
thinking about all them jobs, piling up work, kept getting
madder and madder the longer he sat. Finally he just
stood up and says, excuse me, Judge, are we getting
any words close to my name? I just come down
here to plead guilty. I ain't one of these unemployed idiots.
I got a job to get back to. Can't y'all
move this mess along any faster as you can? Imagine?
(31:33):
That one over like a fart and a diving helmet.
Judge slams a little hammer down on the bench says, sir,
your name will be called when it's time to hear
your case, and for your rude interruption, I'm gonna find
you one hundred dollars for contempt of court. Saw Twitch
reaches in the pocket of his breeches and pulls out
his wallet. Judge looks down and says, sir, you don't
(31:55):
have to pay the one hundred dollars right now, Twitch says,
I ain't. I'm just looking see if I got enough
here for two more words. Let me guess he ended
up going for about seven and what none of them
your honor? Listen, I got around here, me in the
i Q Twins and the quic go to work. You're
gonna say later on, yeah, well, well you telling them?
(32:18):
I said, you know what you mean, y'all keeping straight
up her bye, John.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Boy and Billy, All right, listen up, I hate rednecks.
You people are rednecks.
Speaker 19 (32:33):
Good Morning rad yelled them right, Good morning, Big shows
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on the radio.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Added toward Christmas time, we got in two of our
favorite Christmas tunes coming up old about.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Twenty minutes, a rockin' roll grin song Redneck Jones. Yet
they will play beat the Blood.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
And right now, Daddy, I can't sleep. Would you tell
me a Christmas story? And get on up here in
your little nosepicker, Let me see hi Christmas story. Let
me say, have I tell you one that's true? Let's
see it hounting twas the night before Christmas, and all
through the trailer I heard not a sound set for
Papa's hate Baylor when he used to work late. You know,
(33:40):
our stockings were thrown over the back of the couch,
and the last two of the day I'd put in
my mouth. The younguns was asleep, and I'd made sure
they stayed because I put some Jack Daniels in their
purple kool aid. Me and my old lady was watching
a skin flick about a bunch of young college girls
in one happy Saint Nick's went out in New York.
I heard such a racket. The dogs started hollering, so
I grabbed my hatchet. It's a said you, mommy, sounds
(34:01):
like a swat team. I thought, damn it, Tommy swore
them girls was eighteen.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
So I looked out the.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
Winder and I seen around the corner. Is that fat
beardy Yankee Feller and a bunch of twelve pointers. He's
trying to break in and says you, mommy, with rage,
go get you pucking balls and load a twelve gage.
I grabbed a shotgun down off of the racket. Fat
beardy Feller must have went around back. I tore out
the door and went around the house. I slipped behind
the snowboard, just as quiet as a mouse, and right
there he stood with his slaying his dear, I could
(34:25):
smell venison cooking because I hadn't killed one this year.
Freeze yankee dirt bag, don't move, you wont coot. He
threw up his hands and said, lordy mercy, don't shoot.
And I said, what in the hell are you trying
to prove? He said, I'm Sandy Claus. Can't you see
my red suit? I said, looks like some prison outfit.
Then I pulled back your hammer, and I think you
about poot these breeches. I bring toys to youngins every
Christmas Eve, I yelled, is at the story you.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Want me to believe?
Speaker 10 (34:46):
Because he really couldn't do it because all the time,
zones and stuff, you know, it just don't cipher out right.
So he upened his bag and he showed me the toys,
pocket knives and red shot off for Southern boys. And
I got altary eyed, what with Christmas and the snow.
So he negotiated a little bit and I let him go.
As he started to leave, I said, now, don't you
be lippy and by the way, shaved ugly chin ref
you ain't no bicker in your hippie And as he
flew out of side. I couldn't resist. I popped off
(35:07):
a shot, and I believe I just missed. But remember
I told you we haggled a deal. Let's just say
Venison makes a good Christmas mell ain't going to belong
to bed now. I said no smuggling with a window
shut and stay egnog.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Good more than everybody more, Big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 18 (35:30):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
This is ike and for all of five wild one
you need on all things red neck.
Speaker 11 (35:39):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I missed the
something else my own self. But white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in.
Speaker 8 (35:51):
The candle a.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Prick. Never mind, he's out. Good morning, Big Show's on
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the radio. How about to make your rock and roll
Grench tune.
Speaker 12 (36:44):
You're a mean one, mister Grinch. You really are a heel.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You're as cuddly as a.
Speaker 12 (36:54):
Cat, is as charming as any mister. You're a bad
banana with a racy black You're monster, mister Rinch. Your
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hearts an empty bowl.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Your brain is loll spiders. You got garlic in your soul,
Mister Rich, I wouldn't touch you with a third or
nine and a half for.
Speaker 9 (37:43):
You, mister brig.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Between the choice of two of you, I take the cci.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
The three words that dost describe you allnust follow us
and I quote stek stack Stock.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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Hang out on play for it ten minutes verse one
of my faves. You love Santa Claus so desire redneck
Jones jet.
Speaker 15 (39:33):
There, I s ship.
Speaker 9 (39:38):
To be about seventy three.
Speaker 14 (39:42):
Three years so strong.
Speaker 9 (39:44):
Then he was moping on. He was into his slay.
Speaker 16 (39:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (39:52):
Slave, then he was moving on and he was into
the slave.
Speaker 18 (39:57):
Yeah. S Santa Claus.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Little man.
Speaker 14 (40:04):
Said, sand Claws long time saying your Christmasy's gone.
Speaker 9 (40:14):
He's grabbing all the reins and slipped to dog. You
can see a streak flame.
Speaker 18 (40:24):
Rain My.
Speaker 9 (40:26):
This dog sounds inside. Naszy flew away.
Speaker 20 (40:32):
He heard me say yeah, say winn He flew away.
Herry said yeah, said.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
Sing Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
Little busy said Santa Claus, it's gonna come say your
Christmas ay.
Speaker 18 (40:52):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 9 (41:11):
Nassy knew a way he rever his sake.
Speaker 20 (41:15):
Yes say when he blew away his say yeah, said
says Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (41:24):
A little bats all right, Yes, said Santa Claus.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
He's going to come saying here Christmas. Say love Santa Claus.
Speaker 14 (41:35):
A little bathing, I said, I love, sang Claws.
Speaker 9 (41:39):
He's gonna come Sila Christmas.
Speaker 18 (41:43):
Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
A little boy, I.
Speaker 14 (41:46):
Said, I los Santa Claus. He's gonna come Sillia Christmas.
Does Santa Lass A little bat.
Speaker 9 (41:56):
Yes, said Santa Claus.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
He's going to come.
Speaker 9 (41:59):
Say you Christmas.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
I said, was hey that Christmas?
Speaker 8 (42:15):
He love that?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Damn Well, let's play beat the blonde, y'all one eight
hundred big shows you told free line, beat I Blonde
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