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September 17, 2025 47 mins

Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her latest rundown of Hollywood happenings with Tatertainment News.. - Phil McCracken gets into collecting Hollywood memorabilia.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band have a musical tribute to the Occupy Wall Street movement.. - We’ll fill a request for Cadbury at the Race Track.. - and Mr. Rhubarb takes the final slot with a story about a baby bird and her mama…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh I love all those fine big Crown radio man
water Winch Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack John Boy and
Belly All John Boy Billy had only two white men.

(00:24):
Never made me more. Whoa, I feel so vonnable. Smile
your lift back. We walk over for your lift back.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Wow, cogoos moving out the Adam.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
You know he was everybody man just looking at our
hump day. I can see a hump from here right.
We'll get you going downhill and you work week before
fass Born. They hear National Professional House Cleaner's Day. Throws

(01:46):
out there showing off National Apple Dumpling Day. The apple
dumpling game was very popular movie tater tainments. She cann't
cover that. About an hour from right now? I do
you know the answered tuger. Do don't look around like

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they're sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Do that to me.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
First thing in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Was a National Monte Crystal Day.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
A good sandwich.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I can tell you that sandwich fried ham and cheese,
dusted with powdered sugar and serve usually with raspberry jam.
I didn't know about the raspberry jam.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
You got to dip it in that it's awesome to dip.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Remember when Ernest t Bast was coming down the stairs
when Andy was trying to teach him some manners to
go to Missus Wiley's party. He come down, Barney said
he's coming right along. For a moment, they I thought
it was a Count of Monte Crystal. Was there really
a count of Monty Crystal?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
And then ODIs said.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
He where the white women at.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
All?

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So okay, we await first break and I worked my
Mayberry reference in, so let's move on with our lives.
We'll get our first prize, back out three dates in
history and get the winning beginning. All ride beg Joe's
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get our categories all right. September seventeenth, nineteen eighty eight,
the research results were release indicating that Americans did not
want talking cars, cameras, or appliances that told them what
to do right out do it, won't They're changing their
mind on that, Alexi whatever you.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Oh man, you're you're, you're you're tripping them off at
everybody's house.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Knock.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm sorry, hey, Alexa, Right, that was hater right there.
Huh okay, let's move up to six. An E cola
outbreak occurred in the US. The outbreak is blamed on spinach,
and therefore all spinich was recalled from stores. Or total
of three deaths were attributed to the outbreak.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Every kid everywhere was like, oh, dorn.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Well, I was watching Papaye, I wanted to eat spinach
makes you strong?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
It was, you know what.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Nationwide there was a big surge of demand for spinach
because of Popeye cartoons in his day.

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Sure, yeah, oh right there.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, let's move up to twenty twenty four. Handheld pagers
belonging to members of the armed group Hezbollah explode across Lebanon,
killing nine and Injuring twenty eight hundred as well. I
holds Israel responsible because they did it. Hey, boy's a
smart man and they get in that happen. Boy, tell

(05:12):
them all all right here, let's bring anything those Monty
Crystal sldies so okay, let's see what let's review here
is those okay, gadgets and tall green vegetables. Three numbers
that you need to help memory. I think about that. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I'm healthy here, thank you, all right, one eight hundred

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Big shows you told free line. Come on we play
out Birds next. Good morning, this big show on the

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radio for you. Wednesday, September seventeenth. Our future track from
the Big Show bt Box Mister Rubarb, the Mama and
baby Bird. He words baby Bird uplifting tail from mister
Rubarb when he hit the bedbox. Had to make show
dot com a right Upperst. Let's play Upburst. It's the

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game that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy give
the prizes from the big Prize be Let's go, he
contested number one. This should really be a lot of
fun when you're playing Upperst. Have a hurry up and
guest time, you have the best time. You have a

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big shot David from Pine Mountain, Georgia. Well, good morning, David.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
Hey, good morning y'all.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Hey body, welcome, Hi David. Through these three categories, my
man gets you the big old happy herd down the
Pine Mountain for you. You ready to go?

Speaker 9 (07:21):
I was born ready, all right?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I did in five seconds. Three gadgets that can talk
to you, ready to go.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
My car, my watch, and bathroom scales.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
You got talking scales. May you have to.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
To get off?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Johnny's used to say, one at a time, let's.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Move all you're hurtful, I said you used to. So yes,
I'm on my lean die pills.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
There I'm.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Lego. Wait jokes for me, Dave, give us three green
vegetables ready to go, spinach.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
Green beans and lima beans.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, Dave, now here we are for the win.
Three numbers you have memorized ready to go, so.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
Security number, phone number, and passwords.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Oh right, that's good for the wind. But we're gonna
need you to prove it. All right, what's your social
Security number? That was just a joke. You know, we
gotta gotta be sharp these days.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
I'm a first time callar too.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh right, you made the most of it, Dave. Get
out of David Bye Mountain Georgia.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Thank you all.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Why next twenty minutes. Here is what we're doing now,
it's your news. It's only on the side remembering Rayford
win a rave and the nerve on to you Wheeler.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
It's the same, okay, Robert d Raper kicking off. The

(09:50):
big show boys will be here to yuck it up
after a while. You know, when I swim my lap
so at least three times a week, back and forth
there in the pool for at least thirty minutes, and
it's just a natural thing to do. If somebody's in
the next lane, you have to sort of see. As
you're swimming with your head down, you look over there
in the next lane, you see somebody there. It's a

(10:11):
good way to check out. The young girls might be
in the next lane. Of course, they can't see what
you're doing anyhow, And every once in a while I
just check him out. A big old fat lady the
other day, and I looked over and under the water
and in the next lane, just check out, make sure
it wasn't no walrus over there. I remember the story
about the college professor who was banned from the campus

(10:32):
swimming pool after a co ed accused him of looking
at her as he swam alongside in the next lane.
Just looking, he said, leering, she said, And she, protected
by anonymity, took her charge to the college's Sexual Harasshment board.
That's right, college actually has a board that reviews such charges.

(10:53):
Why don't we men have a sexual enticement board that
would review the way women deliberately entice men to look
at them, to smell them, even perish the thought to
touch them. What's a man to do when he goes
to the pool or to the beach, and the only
thing a woman wears is a little string to cover
the place where the sun don't shine, and little more

(11:15):
than a pasty up top, wiggling naturally while they walk,
looking just as provocative as they please. But no, males
must not look, must not sniff, certainly not touch, not
even be aroused to hooting as his natural passion is
aroused by the deliberate teas a mystery wrapped in an enigma,

(11:38):
or should that be a mystery wrapped in a g string?
Robert d Rafer, John Boyn Billy Show.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good Morning, That's a big show on the radio. John
boy Jemeny heah you can play about thirty minutes from
right now, right.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Now, HI bring him in.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Well, our oldest listeners stopped by the studio today. He's
got his free coffee and he's ready to chad less.
Welcome back, Nerve, Ot Wheeler, Thank you, John Boy.

Speaker 11 (12:29):
Before we get too deep in the weeds here, I
want to congratulate Jackie on that new grand baby. Yeah,
I don't know why I'm congratulating her. Really, I know
she'd have a hell of a lot to do with
word of the Daddy, you know, kind of guns. Anyway, Nerve,
what brings you out and about?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Today?

Speaker 11 (12:47):
I got a I got me a meeting up town
to sell one of my inventions.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
WHOA all this time I've known you? I never knew that.

Speaker 11 (12:54):
Yeah, I got a lot of cards I ain't showing now.
This little deal today is the brand new Ladies as
the Air. It's called the sheep Dog. Well that's an
odd name for Ladies Lingerie. Why did you call it that?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Because he rounds them up and points him in the
right direction. Well, how'd you come up with that?

Speaker 11 (13:12):
Had this old milk cow with udders that dragged in
the mud. It made for extra work. Come a milky time,
you know. So I made one for her and figured,
well it was good enough for this half, or maybe
be good enough for another. That weren't my first invention
for ladies undergarments. I invented another brassy air that kept

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things from bouncing around and hid the high beams.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
In cold weather. Well what happened with that one?

Speaker 10 (13:37):
I gave it up?

Speaker 11 (13:38):
I got too damn many death threats for man.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Well have you invented anything else we might have heard of? Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (13:46):
Maybe a couple of years ago there I got into
the upscale baby market. Yeah, I was a hand carving
diaper changing tables and it was all the rage for
a while.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
There made a pretty penny at it too. What did
you call it? The shirt tutory board? So why don't
you make him anymore splinters? Not on me on the babies.
Oh yeah, I had high hopes for this one. Invention,
A family lie detector, you know. I thought he'd be
good for families in this day and age to be

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honest with one another.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
See everybody had the family. Do you get him up there?
You sit him around table? Oh, come up to the
lie detector and just have him talk. And if someone
told the porky you'd hear a beep. I tried it
on my great grandson Grady's family, him, his wife and son.
Grady said to his son, he said, what do you
do all the afternoon? And blocked in your bedroom? The
boy said homework. Beeph boy said all right, I was

(14:43):
watching that pornography.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Grady said, how dare you?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
When I was your age, I never ever thought of
watching porn Beep. His wife just laughed. She said, well, Grady,
he really is your son. Beep looks.

Speaker 10 (14:59):
And amy. So what are you working on?

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Now? Am I working on?

Speaker 7 (15:04):
Now?

Speaker 11 (15:04):
I'm working on that snack gal angling for a pocket
full of candy and another cup of.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Coff What if she says no, she won't.

Speaker 11 (15:15):
Kee if you said, lord and your gun, Greaston holler
if you need me.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
Wait he want no hot well her heart, I hold,
I was hod gouny.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Everyone know that's laud List's loud list, it's leud Listen.

Speaker 10 (15:33):
I go horradio fast, it's loud list.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
There's leut list. Oh honey gone, I'm coming.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Over you I know.

Speaker 10 (15:43):
Oh what.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
M good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Hello,

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nerve wracking Granta Thunbird. She's over updates.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
Of intor here raisingly kind of a big deal back then.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
It was twenty nineteen or six years ago. Swedish climate
activist Credit Thunbird told the United States Congress, I know
you're trying, but just not hard enough.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Sorry, I think she said sorry?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh boy? What was she still over her?

Speaker 11 (16:58):
This is all wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I shouldn't be up here. Yeah, just keep it right there,
the worst nerve racking. All right, damn, that's all right.
We got our girl, Marsey on Taylor Tament news were

(17:21):
turning to loose. Just don't mention Greta. Okay, I should
be in school, should be talking to you. Oh hey,
we can't have some fun with Day and Taman. Next
Big Show rolls on Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play John boyd Jeopardy winner gets a hat,

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and here's our girl, Tater Moray.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Well, yes, stank you, Kamala Harrison the News. She has
written about her brief presidential campaign in her upcoming new
memoir One hundred and seven Days, which comes out on
September twenty third, and in an excerpt published last week,
the former vice president says it was reckless to allow
President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden decide on

(18:31):
their own to run for reelection.

Speaker 12 (18:34):
Oh now, she says that reckless is what it was,
in a shift from the loyal vice president that most
people saw her as back in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
She writes, quote, it's Joe and Jill's decision. We all
said that like a mantra, as if we'd all been hypnotized.
The stakes were simply too high. This wasn't a choice
that should have been left to an individual's ego, an
individual's ambition. It should have been more than a personal decision.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
End quote.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
So well, they did step aside, and she did run,
and she did lose, right, I think.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
But she's trying to say, she's trying to say that, yeah,
you know, Biden should have never been I should have
had more than one hundred and seven days is what
I took from.

Speaker 9 (19:22):
Me.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
Just summarize it for you.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Particularly, so that's coming out that you can read.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Oh, I'll wait for the movie. Good uh w w
e legend.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Hulk Hogan left nearly five million dollars in assets after
his death, accorded to court documents, and his son Nick
Hogan was named the sole beneficiary and co person and
co personal representative of the estate. So is that and
his daughter was notably looted a changed.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
Kind of on for a while prior to his death.
I don't know, but she's been coming forward a lot
defending his name. No, maybe we see why.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Okay, all right, Prince Harry, Yes, the royal family tensions
are easy.

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Last week King Charles traveled from Scotland to London for
tea with his strange son, Prince Harry. According to the BBC,
uh huh. The readion was brief only fifty minutes. But
that's what a minutes more than his previous visits, so
it's moving up. So this happened shortly after King Charles
revealed his cancer diagnosis. Prince Harry flew from LA to London.

(20:43):
He was back on the plane after an abrupt half
hour meeting. So I guess it's strides or maybe, you know,
maybe the treatment's all going so well.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Ew I don't know.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
It could be the book, could be the way they
like bashed the family on the Netflix.

Speaker 6 (20:59):
But the interview with.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Mark, that's the one that Okay, yeah, the Duke and Duchess.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Of yeah, because the Royals have never been screwed up before.

Speaker 10 (21:21):
Uh So.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson had a little running
with mister Beast. Wasn't supposed to be bad, but the
duo appeared in a pre fight entertainment as Netflix stream
the boxing match between Terence Crawford and Canelo Alvarez. Okay, so,
mister Beast, you've seen him, he's the videos.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He's a gazillionaire.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
I don't know how much he has well he uh he
was standing there with Mike Tyson, and he and mister
Beast teased that the fight was about an hour away
from starting. He then told fifty nine year old Mike
Tyson to throw the punch whenever you're ready. Second later,
mister Beast fell to one knee gas for breath and
his eyes bugged out of his head because Tyson gave

(22:05):
him a gut shot.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Say I did that, d Days, No problem, no problem,
I do ray on TV.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
You did that, mister beast, you did that?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Did Mickey Mouse grabbed a microphone? Apparently that's not Mickey Mouse.
This is mister Bruce too. Whatever. I was gonna do
more for you.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
And David Letterman's Late Night NBC episodes, more than eighteen
hundred of them from nineteen eighty two to nineteen ninety three,
are now part of a Samsung TV Plus's Letterman TV
channel CBS Late Show content to offer over thirty three
years and six thousand plus episodes and one free ad
supported stream.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Early was tough to beat. He was on in the morning.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
I remember when he was on in the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It seems we're going to school. I remember that I
ought to say you good work, to thank you very
much for that report. Alright, let's get us a winner.
Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found

(23:27):
out during World War Two. This product was created for
the sole purpose of helping keep Ammo dry and today
is a two box essential.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
What is duct tape?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's why I found out duc K duct tape. That's
what soldiers called it because of its waterproofing. You see
all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Talk about a missed opportunity.
Before an Act of Congress in nineteen seventy four, women
were rarely given one of these with their own name

(24:00):
on it.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
What are hand me downs? I don't know, no.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
What y'all got one eight hundred big show you told
free Live. We played John Boy Jeopardy next. Good Wednesday

(24:36):
Morning day with a big show on the radio. In
our feature track for the Big Show, bid box, mister rubarb,
no Mama and baby bird, he words baby bird hit
the bed box at the makeshow dot com an right now, less.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
Black yells live across a marry guy, It's John Boy Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Now your host.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
He once rescue the baby burn from the path of
a train. At least that's what he told everybody after
he threw his back out, sneezing peace.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
John Boy, you misremembering Rascal. Let's say, hey, Joel out
of Abbeville, South Carolina. Good morning, Joel, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (25:22):
How's it going down?

Speaker 13 (25:23):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Going real? Good man? Welcome in here? All right, Well, Joel,
you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
We're saying, talk about a missed opportunity. Before an Act
of Congress in nineteen seventy four, women were rarely given
one of these with their own name on it. Do
you think, Joel, I'm thinking maybe a marriage certificate? Okay, well,

(25:49):
let's see. Is it a marriage certificate to whom it
may concern on?

Speaker 8 (25:59):
There four nineteen seventy four men only marrying themselves.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Leave Joe alone. Joe, We appreciate you, buddy. You have
a great first time caller.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Can I get a shout out?

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yes, you can go ahead, buddy.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
All right, and I want to give a shout out
all my coworkers at KSC Logistics, and a shout out
all the truck drivers out there.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
That a boy, Joe. We appreciate you. Man. Hey, you go,
big cavil out there. Let's go to Roscoe in Twins City, Georgia.
Good morning, Roscoe, Good morning, John boy.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
How y'all doing?

Speaker 10 (26:36):
Man?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
We are awesome? We sure are, Roscoe. And now you
were up so we know it's not a marriage certificate.
Before seventy four, women did not have their name on
one of these What are you thinking.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
Ross, I'm gonna say a credit card.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
A credit cards? Yeah, mess things. That's pretty wild you
say that long women, y'all come a long way, baby,
Thank you, ingratulations, thank you. Jose should have more days
about yourself. Rusco, big work, Bonnie, you got the big

(27:22):
old law tiger's prize. Fact. Not divorce attorneys there, motorcycle
lawyers who ride.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
All right, all.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Right, can I give a Can I give a shout out?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Of course?

Speaker 10 (27:36):
He going ahead?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
All right?

Speaker 9 (27:37):
Like to give a shout out all my buddy's out
here at Candler County Public Works here and Meada. Like
to give a shout out to my parents living over
in still More, and shout out to my beautiful wife
Victoria who is working over in Swainsbay right now. And Angie, y'all.
I love y'all. And I want to give one more
shout out to Mad Max. I know how much he loves.

(27:59):
Shout out.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Some Roscoe, proud to have you and yours. Listen, buddy,
A couple of working boys playing with us this morning. Man,
you hang on, Roscoe will get you set up, buddy.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
That sounds awesome. Thank y'all.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I get your news up very well, I'm keeping eye owner.
This is all wrong. I shouldn't be up here. Are many.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
H h.

Speaker 14 (28:39):
Can this is the award o John Boy and Billy

(29:02):
Big Show, the South's number one export.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey. Dear Diary,
this is Gary Bucy. Well, it's the new year. I
need to get into something.

Speaker 13 (29:30):
I gave up all resolutions years ago, but I always
like to start the new year with a special project.
Last year I decided to go smooth, so I got
a full body wax. It didn't hurt too bad until
they got down around Brazil.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
If you know what I mean. I'm not doing that again.
Gary is staying Harry.

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Yea yah yah, yeah, yea yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Year before, I decided to find my zen and get
back into the martial arts. That lasted until that.

Speaker 13 (30:05):
Six year old Panamanian kid hiyad my McNuggets up into
mc gizzard.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
For two weeks.

Speaker 13 (30:11):
My voice was so high the only thing that could
hear me was my dog. So this year I looked
around and decided that Kasa DEBUSI needed a facelift. Grab
that paint brush, get some drywall, get them workers back
on the ball. Come on hod, ain't don't be lazy,
ain't no time for rest, no siesta.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Crack that whip like a tainter chip.

Speaker 13 (30:33):
Yeah, Crazy Frankie, come over. We took a long look
around my palatial Malibu estate, and we took to noodle
and on themes. Talked about doing a Southwest motif, but
figured if the neighbors found out about the live rattlesnakes
they might have a hissy. Talked about doing a whole

(30:55):
crazy igloo thing, but replaced it in that ice every
four or five hours, a bit more labor intensive than
I had wanted. I haven't thought about doing a strip
club motif, and then I'd spend all my time running
Ellen Barkin and that holy redhead from the office off
of my property.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Who the hell needs that? Then I accidentally dropped my
wallet and my season passed to Disneyland popped out, and
then it hit me, every room is going to be
his old special thieve.

Speaker 13 (31:26):
We started in the kitchen dining room area. I dug
all the whole frontier deal, sort of saloonish, like Deadwood
meets Golden Corral. So Crazy frank and I snuck in
the spawn ranch to sniff around for any geegalls and
dud Dad's old Charlie Manson might have left behind it.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Had a hard time finding anything that didn't.

Speaker 13 (31:46):
Have heelter skeelter strolled on it. Charlie weren't much of
a speller. Did find an old bar with a brass
rail and the whole gidea. Everything was going aces until
crazy Frankie started using the spittoons and he wasn't spitting
in them. I said spittoons and he thought, I said,

(32:08):
well not spit hey, catch here, get a miracle here,
now shut your face. No cramp in my maths boot
boot poot boot.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
So then we moved on to the master.

Speaker 13 (32:21):
Being a Hollywood superstar, the bedroom is a highly important area.
It says a lot about the man and has to
stay fun while being sexy and still maintain the highly
touted beauty classy. So I went retro round rotating bed
with coin operated magic fingers.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Feel so good. Makes you want to say.

Speaker 13 (32:49):
That there is your sexy mirrors on the ceiling, but
not regular mirrors one house mirrors. Hey, look I got
a giant head. Now I got a big belly. Now
I got a little bit eating bit of bird legs.
And it looks like little Gary Swallered a grapefruit, like
an acid trip with a cheaper ticket.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's the fun.

Speaker 13 (33:11):
And for the classy, well, let's just say I got
me a date with Penny Marshall tomorrow night, and.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I will let you know how that goes.

Speaker 13 (33:21):
Schlamiel schlamazzl Hassin Feffery Corporated.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
We're gonna do it. The Office of u HQ was
a tough one.

Speaker 13 (33:33):
I pondered a high tech outer spacey motif, but I
figured I'd go full out with a batcave kind of deal. Unfortunately,
I was focused on something else and gave me the
assignment to Crazy Frankie. I showed up topped, the door
opened and the walls were covered with pictures and posters
of Rosie O'Donnell, Cameron Mannheim, Milton Burke, Kirsty Ally, and

(33:56):
Melissa McCarthy. Stupid Jack asked thought. I said, fat cave.
Didn't have enough Jack to change it, so I just
called it the attack of the full figure galleys. Since
Crazy Franky so Dad get undependable, I called longtime bucy
buddy Pee Wee Herman to come over and do my

(34:19):
throat room. This grits and greens died. I've been on
it been giving me a lots of sitting and thinking.
Time Old pee Wee came through like a champ sort of. First,
you can only open the door from the inside to
get into the head. You gotta slide down a fire
pole sometimes when I'm really prairie dog, and that can

(34:40):
be a my sketchy. The toilet paper comes out of
a mannequin's rear end. Wouldn't be so bad if the
mannequin wasn't Betty White. Oh and when you tug at
the roll of the mannequin giggles, that's just damn weird.
But the toilet is cool. It looks like my first wife,

(35:03):
Open white Honey, Old Gary' getting ready to drop off
the alabony. Here's a nice big chunk ker plunk kur
pluck Well, Diary, I gotta ski dote. Lorenzo Lamas and
Me are going down to Great Clips to make fun
of Mike Myer's new haircutting Until next time. X'es and

(35:28):
o's Gary.

Speaker 14 (35:34):
Sean Boy and Billy.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I was on my way in here to cancel your show.

Speaker 13 (35:38):
But the banter you did with that guy, well, as
we say in the radio, business.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
If you put that on the radio, people will listen
to it. Good morning radio, done right.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
It's a big showing the radio. Oh yeah, all sorts
of new movies. Usually it's what covering the theaters as
what to watch from Taylor Tayman News coming up about
a about an hour and a half.

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh good, who's out front? Turn the microphone on out there?
Oh my love, my darling.

Speaker 15 (36:41):
I hungered for your lunch. I'm sorry, Babis guide is
killing me. So where's Marty? Marty taking us to dine today?
Olive Garden?

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Fie?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Can we please go someplace else this time? Well?

Speaker 15 (37:01):
You know me and those breadsticks, I just can't stop
and they go straight to my hips. I'm just afraid
that one more trip to Olive Garden and I'll be
going to the American Idol party as Mandisa.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Well enough about me. How to go in court?

Speaker 6 (37:16):
The other day?

Speaker 13 (37:18):
Uh huh?

Speaker 15 (37:19):
The prosecutor got you on the witness stand and asked,
where were you on night of August twenty fourth?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Uh huh oh.

Speaker 15 (37:26):
And then the defense attorney jumped up and objected, what
did you do? You told him you didn't mind answering
the question. I see and then ah, the defense jumped
back up and said I objected, and you stood your
ground and said I'll answer.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh, dear, sound like I was about to get ugly.
Uhuh oh. The judge stepped in.

Speaker 15 (37:47):
Oh, look out, he said, if you wanted to answer
the question, there's no reason for defense to object. So
the prosecutor repeated the question, where were you on the
night of August twenty fourth? And you stood up and said,
I don't know. Kay's closed. No wonder if Perry Mason
went gay, I'm sorry, darling one a big envelope for me. Okay,

(38:13):
I'll check it out while you go and fix that
perfect face and take a little break. I'll watch the phones.
Bye bye, chow audios, get out of here. You're never
gonna get your feet wet in that Jeane pool.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Let's see now, what have we here?

Speaker 11 (38:32):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Who?

Speaker 6 (38:36):
I can't believe it?

Speaker 16 (38:37):
Oh joy, Oh rapture, Tom play, big Joe film?

Speaker 4 (38:42):
What do you what?

Speaker 10 (38:44):
Hi writing?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Fat boy? Can't talk busy? Oh heaven? Oh happy day,
big joke?

Speaker 10 (38:51):
Philm what.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (38:54):
Oh, Marcel, I can't catch my breast. No, not because
of you, You're tramp. No, no, no, it's finally here
my first big piece of Hollywood memorabilia. Oh mercy, I'm lightheaded.
It's from my favorite Western No not Big Jake, No, no, no,

(39:16):
not she wore a yellow ribbon. No not Midnight Cowboy.
It's from Broke Back Mountain.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
What is it?

Speaker 15 (39:24):
It's an official prop from the movie Hello, it says here.
The official weekly grocery list for Jack Twist and enis
Delmar Broke Back Mountain, Summer nineteen sixty three.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
One All right, let's see.

Speaker 15 (39:39):
Week one beans bacon, coffee whiskey. Week two beans ham
coffee whiskey. Week three beans alfresco, thinly sliced bacon, hazelnut coffee,

(40:06):
Sky vodka and tango, a gin, large bottle, All Weather
moisturizing lotion. Week four beans on salad, panchetta, espresso, grind coffee,

(40:26):
six bottles of chardon.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
A.

Speaker 15 (40:29):
Six pack of tab edible Kiwi, mango massage jill. Week
five fresh fava beans, jasmine rice, eight ounces of thinly
sliced preshudo, one pound veal, medallions, porcini mushrooms, half pint

(40:53):
heavy whipping cream, one.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Cub scout uniform size four Bestole My Heart.

Speaker 15 (41:02):
Six bottles of French Bordeaux estate reserve, large can of
WD forty week six, I know week six, Yukon gold potatoes,
heavy whipping cream, asparagus, very thin, organic eggs, Spanish lemons,

(41:24):
well aged groyare cheese, crushed walnuts. Insert joke here. One
bunch of arugula, clarified butter, extra virgin olive oil.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
How poetic.

Speaker 15 (41:38):
Six yards white silk organdy, one French made outfit, three
cases don perignon, large tarp, twelve gallons of Wesson. Sounded
like they were expecting the last round up.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
This is awesome.

Speaker 15 (41:56):
Well listen, we'll read it again when I get home.
Here comes Bat's gotta go, miss.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Me h ry for Holly?

Speaker 4 (42:05):
What all right?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Angel?

Speaker 15 (42:07):
Let's go one? You want me to drive? Well, where's
the bab's mobile? What it was stolen? A criminal stolen
right in front of you?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
How horrible? Well, what do you mean? Don't worry?

Speaker 15 (42:24):
Oh you got his license plate number? Villains beware, Oh
Jeff getting a Mini Cooper? You debts carry out?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio and more
big show right around the corner.

Speaker 10 (42:43):
A good morning, This is big show.

Speaker 16 (42:45):
Plastic surgeon doctor Holland p Win I fixed Jackie Twins,
Randy Butt and Smarty Marty's Massive man.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Hoo do.

Speaker 16 (42:58):
Next up on the John Boy Billy Big Show Life
Oh for John Boy Shit extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry,
but I brain transplanted a little lot of my league.
But I'll take a work at it.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
I mean, what could it hurt? Good morning?

Speaker 1 (43:48):
This makes you on the radio for you onesday, September seventeenth,
we're talking about on this date in twenty eleven, roadtesters
started their occupation of walls. You're eating New York City
or Movement for Reform, an acknowledgement of the social problems
that have able to cause the economic downturn in the country.

(44:09):
As usual, Mad Max is a call away.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
John boyn Bill. Oh, Mad Max?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Here?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Max? How's it going?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Yes, Mad, I'm mad in a sack for of door knobs. Wait,
that's how lumpy I am. Anyway, I see in the
paper that the hip is at the Occupy Wall Street
deal up in New York are having some problems. Apparently
some unsavory types are coming into the hole bo Jungle
and stealing the hippie shuff No. One of the volunteer

(44:41):
kitchen people says somebody snuck in the other night and
stole her computer. She says it's gonna cost her five
thousand dollars to replace it. Huh So, let me get
this straight. You're saying a bunch of slime balls are
stealing from you while you're trying to do your job.
And they took something that didn't along to them just

(45:01):
because they wanted it. Congratulations, sweetheart, And they ain't know
how the rest of us feel about you, big old buck.
By the way, what kind of headiot needs a five
thousand dollars computer to volunteering a suit kitches? If he's
beating neck meatheads and so much smarter than the rest

(45:22):
of us, how come half of them ain't got a
clue by what they protested? Have you seen them on
the news? TV guy says, why are you here? And
they're stunt for an answer. Well, I'm here for the people.
The fat cats are taking advantage of the people. Oh
so you're working for the people.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Big corporations only care about themselves. They're greedy and evil.
This is coming from the gullet updates his Twitter feed
with his iPhone by moving off the Wi Fi and
net working. Starbucks lucky toom Ross Street play any of
you if he's ever tried occupying a job, because when

(46:04):
you need to pay off some debts, nothing beats money,
and if you want money, nothing beats a job. There's
none of your student loans went to pay for a
degree in basic economics. But we need to speak out
against big rich companies like Bank of America. Oh yeah,
you're in New York City, genius. Bank of America headquarters

(46:25):
is in Charlotte. So not only did you flunk economics,
you flunk geology. Maybe you should have skipped all them
egghead college textbooks and bought a copy of Dress for Success, because,
to tell you the truth, kind of hard to take
life lessons from a turd stained wheatthead who leaves out

(46:47):
Norris sleeps under a tree and they ain't had a
bath since labor Day. You say you want to make
America work for the people, how about becoming one of
the people in America that pashire Bob goes back in
your little Subaru hatch back, go home, take a bath,
change clothes, get a job, shut it out, shut out,

(47:09):
and quick weard in my life. Ay, John Boydvillie is
gonna have a night Today,
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