July 16, 2025 • 45 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has - what she claims will be - a quick “nugget-style” update on entertainment news, with this week’s edition of “Tatertainment News”.. - Hoyt and Delbert went to a birthday party for Delbert's mom - we'll see how that went.. - Today is the anniversary of the last time the Ringling Brothers & Barnum Bailey Circus was held under a canvas tent, so we figured it would be a good time to replay the time Carl Childers and Cadbury went to the circus.. - Sticking with that theme, Ricky B. Sharp sings, “Circus Freaks”.. - Oliver goes to the beach.. - and Ike Turner delves into the subject of “how old is too old to breast-feed”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That morny y'all Big show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping, the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Ooh ooh uh.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
See what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Is cock a doodle doo? Wake up face the day.
I'll go with the flow of this pump day.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Okay, it is Wednesday, July the sixteen.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You've got the big show on the radio. We're going
to do here. Okay, National Hot Dog Day and the
word did y'all watch the Big Nathan Hot Dog Eating
Day all over fourth of July. Joey Chestnut.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh it turns my stomach. No offense, Joey, but just watch.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
We've had Joey on the show several times. Never asked
him really to eat anything in front of us. You
don't sing nothinging not of us.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
It's his job.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The hot dogs are good, you know when you sunk
them in water and you just try to probably not.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Dogs are good with you know, in a bun, with
some mustard, make some chili, some slow they're eating them
just wet on aut.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Old Joey won it again. Okay, I'll get you.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Last year he couldn't compete because he had a sponsor,
you know, for like fake meat hot dogs.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh, that's right, and they kicked him out for that.
Said the last got his title buck all right? Corn
Feathers Day, Yeah, Corn fetters at work? National Personal Chef Day,
that'd be nice. And uh, what I want to get
to is National AI Day, because Randy, you're looking into
that a lot music it did you say? Somebody was
(02:38):
acting like somebody I don't know what, like Ted Cruz
or doing fake a How did they do that?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Just?
Speaker 8 (02:44):
I think it was one of the higher ups in Washington,
one of the.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I just can't remember who.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
I can't but yeah, they.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Were acting as him, communicating via a voicemail.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So can you explain it quick?
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Clean?
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I can try.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
How you get okay, say you get? You got Elvis's
voice singing that song? I like, big butts Elvis never
sing that song in real life. Really, yeah, So that's
our that's our AI that we got going on.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So how to do that?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Somebody just made Elvis's voice in the way.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
And where's the same way? You just give enough of
speech or in Elvis's case, enough of his lyrical efforts impression. Yeah,
you give him, You give that to AI and it
models a voice of similar sound.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, so go to It used to be you'd.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Have to do hours and hours of speech. Now it's
like if I got maybe six minutes of you speaking,
I don't need you anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So what is the deal that that you hear? What
is the deal you got about? Uh?
Speaker 11 (03:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We're trying to beat China to AI? I mean, what
is what is there to beat? It seems like it's
already there.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
Well, because AI can be weaponized. That's the big deal
in the you know, the bigger picture, so that you
you have artificial intelligence that you know, these are fighter
pilots so to speak, who don't make mistakes, who are
very good at warfare or bombs that know not only
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where to strike, but specifically.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Who to kill.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Wow, and I did to see that. It takes a
lot of energy or what do you call patricity.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
But that's where China whipped us is that they created
AI on a much smaller power scale, and that's what
got everybody hopping.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
So we'll keep your eyes on that for so in
meeting time, we'll play Elvis. I like big butts. That's
what we're getting out of it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Well, we'll get our first prize package out and get
our three days in history and get that winning begin
That's what we do big shows on the radio. Good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio, Marcy, what is
our first prize pack of the morning?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Well, John Boy, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull Snot cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Y'all.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
It's made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Moving, and bullsnot make sure they look good doing it.
Look for Bullsnot at truck stops across America. Or you
can even download the bull Snot app. Just go to
the Big Show dot com, click on the Bull's nott
better and you'll get more information.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Back to you, Thank you, and now hit it our
three dates in the history.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, we'll get our categories for.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
You to win.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Evin, It's to Murgatory July sixteen. It was nineteen seventy six.
The Almond brothers split up nineteen ninety five when a
marker grabbed jog Corps naw here in the park in the.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Old Halm, England.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
She bit off his finger. Tom gave it to police.
The monger got three years at Prince. I don't think
she carried around in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, thank you, Lie said it was the best fingerprint
evidence they ever had. Finally, on this day, No.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Three, a drink sold the Rich Hotel in Paris was
recognized as the most expensive commercially available cocktail in the world.
Jenner's World Records said the side car cost four hundred
and forty dollars and eighty eight cents of glass. It
contains Champagne cognac that survived the eighteen seventy Siege of
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Paris in two World Wars and had been inside the
hotel for over one hundred years. In the nineteen twenties,
the sidecar sold for a dollar seventy three.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I thought I paid a lot for the Steph Curry
in Italy.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Oh God, have you seen how much he's charging for
his bourbon? Want about a little something for the half here?
And Jackie wants her subway.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred. Big show is
your toe free line? Come on play out birds next.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Wednesday, July sixteenth, Today's feature track for the Big Show,
big Box, ax I Turner, how old.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Is too old? A breastfeed, playable information, key words.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Bressfeeds, don out of here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boys and Billy.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
We give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
Guest time you love the best time.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Let's say, hey, Edwin from Clark till ten, I say
we have a big shots.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Good morning, Edwin, Good morning, how are you, sir man?
We are all good in here, welcome in here. Amongst us, Edwin,
we're pulling for you to get the winning beginning on
this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You had to go all right here we were talking
about there.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Let's start off with three bands that have broken up.
Speaker 14 (09:04):
Ready go, Almon Brothers, the Beatles and Fleetwood.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Matt maam.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Now we need three ways to identify yourself.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
Ready to go, a passport, driver's license and your fingerprints, Sam.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
For the win.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Three cocktails ready to go.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Screwdriver, Martini or Dacker.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And that's everyone from clocksmill.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
With one hundred dollars worth of the bulls not heading
your way in when congratulations buddy.
Speaker 14 (09:41):
All right, all right, thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
All right, boy, wind them at the hour and top
of your news. On the other side, we'll continue honoring
Rayford's legacy every day.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
One of his inspiring is it a fun.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Good morning, Big Joe's on the radio. Another chance to
join the winners is coming up first. Who was your
most influential school teacher? We didn't think about it, as
old man Rayford tells you, Bobby Is.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
People are often asked by interviewers if you have a
school teacher who was an inspiration to you. When I
went to Clara Harris Elementary School, I always got on
the honor roll it was expected on. But when I
went to Concord High something happened. I broke bad, as
they say, a rebel with no cause other than I
felt I was a prisoner in an authoritarian labyrinth of offspring.
(11:12):
I should have gone to a private school, I guess,
but we had none of them in our town.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Then I hated school but liked to read.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
I didn't write much because I had a very illegible
hand until I got to Miss Saraboga's school. She was
my eighth grade to English teacher. She was fresh out
of college.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
She introduced us.
Speaker 15 (11:30):
To writing themes any theme, choose your own. I scribbled
in pencil the thoughts that swirled in the windmills of
my mind and handed them in. Must have been a
labor of love for her work, because she managed to
decipher my chicken scratching or did she? Maybe that's why
she got me to read mine in class. Of course,
I thought she thought mine was so special that it
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was selected to be read by the writer. The end
result was I started to write, and that was my inspiration.
I look forward to putting my thoughts down on paper,
however illegible, and she encouraged me to let those metal
exercises flow unfettered, no assigned subject, no outline before writing,
just a spontaneous overflow of expression. And I'm forever grateful
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to her for that. Robert d Rafer, John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 16 (12:55):
Mister Bill Cox and me. We'd watched television the other night.
We see this commercial for a TV show called Grim.
I didn't rightly know what it is about, mister bill
Cox said. Then the old days, there these two brothers
named a Grim. They wrote a pastless stories to scare
the pants off and youngins. I tell you one even
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you owe.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Me too, all right, yeah, well, all right, then don't
get too excited. You ain't hurt it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (13:25):
Once upon a time, Mari, there the two young'uns named
a Hanseling Girdle. These tiny little things no bigger than
par of squirrels, I think, mister bill Cox said. They
was Dutch, like that chubby boy on a paint can. Well, sir,
they growed up for like most kids back in that
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daddy was a woodcutter by trade.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
He didn't make much of a wage, I reckon.
Speaker 16 (13:51):
On account of there was trees everywhere, and all the
folks had an axe. Yes, their times wasn't quite tough.
On top of that, Hanseling Gerdle stepped mama with no count.
She was kind of cruel to him, putting termites in
their wooden shoes and whatnot. See the way she figured it,
a little bit of food they did have and go
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a whole lot further with less mouths to feed so
one day, behind the daddy's back, she took hansling Girdle
on a one way trip out into the woods and
left them to fend for themselves.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
But in them days, folks did a lot of thinking
out loud, and Hanseling Girdle over here in their scheme.
Speaker 16 (14:31):
So on the way out the door handsel he stuck
a slice of bread in his folk and they wandered
out into the woods. He left a trail of crumbs
so they could find their way back. That must have
been a pretty big slice of bread, because they walked
for a good bit. Sure enough, they got out in
the middle of nowheres and that stepped Mama, are you
(14:53):
n nft?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Left the Marina woods. They went to.
Speaker 16 (14:59):
Follow that trailer crumbs. All they found was a flock
of well fed birds. I guess it weren't much of
a plan, really, but they with your kids, I didn't
think it through. Now they's lost for sure, Penciling Girdle.
They wandered off summers trying to find a way home.
They come up over this little ridge are down in
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the clearing was a right party little house. But it
weren't like any house they'd seen afore. It was made
out of cakes, candy and gingerbread and biscuits and mustard.
I don't rightly know why them little birds bothered to
eat Hansling Girdles on steel bread crumbs. With a big
old cookie house just down the block, mister Bill Cox
(15:42):
told me I needed to do something called suspending my disbelief.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Well, share them two little Dutch kids. They had a
field day. They commenced to gnawing.
Speaker 16 (15:53):
On that little cottage like pearl on a peanut buttered jar.
At that time, old woman come out the door, hollered
about them meet in her house. Hanseling Girdle told her
their story about getting left in the wood by the
step mama. That old woman, she felt rightly sorry for
him in fighting them in for some potted meat and
soada crackers in the soft bed. Well, what them little
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Dutch kids didn't know? She wasn't really a nice old woman.
She was a mean old witch. Some folk calls her
a sorceress. I called her a witch. She throwed Hansling
Girdle in a cage. Her plan was to fatten them
up and eat them. I reckon, with all them sweets around,
she's kind of hankering for a brisket or such.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Well, sir.
Speaker 16 (16:37):
After a couple of days the twinkies and crispy cream donuts,
Hanseling Girdle was about to pop like a dig and
that wedge figured there was a good time for dinner.
She fired up, had a big old oven, got them
kids out of that cage. When the witch opened that
oven door, Hanseling Girdle, they bum rushed her, not for
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any oven, slammed the door and locked it.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Killed her.
Speaker 16 (17:07):
The witch had one of them fairy tale wise cracking cats.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
He saw his meal ticket going up in flames.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
He jumped up and hollered, what do you kill a
witch firm? What did you kill a witch firm? Throw
anceling girdle? Are they promised that cat? They take care
of him?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
He said?
Speaker 16 (17:27):
All right then, and they all sat down and ate
the witch with some French fried potatoes on the end.
Moral of the story, meat potatoes is good for you.
Ain't nothing like a bunch of sugar retreats to give
you that quick energy to kill a witch an eater.
Speaker 12 (17:47):
Story time is brought to you by Hargreaves Potted Meat product,
now in original flavor and new extra peckery hargraves chalk
full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven, you.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Guys got any of that extra petory?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Good morning, the big shows on a radio and more
Big show Right around the corner.
Speaker 17 (18:11):
This is Buzz Nutley with a bulletin Big Show Knows reporter,
live on the scene of a major disacter. I've never
seen such carnage, and may I remind you that I
was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 18 (18:24):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 19 (18:25):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit in the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Good morning, it's a big sea on the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
We're talking about the England Brothers, Barham and Bathing Circus.
They performed its last show under canvas, you know the
old circus tents on this date in nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Man I did well.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
That was the premier circus of our lifetime. Then the
News Circus made the scene. Mad Max didn't take to it.
We got this call John.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Boy Bell mad Max.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Here a's it going by it?
Speaker 10 (19:44):
You fancy called my madding frog hair split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine? I anyway, boys and girls, there's big
news in the world of family entertainment. Remember thirty years
ago when I wrights nuts that pete Us started going
after the Wringland Brothers about all the animals in the circuits.
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And remember about five years ago when the circus people said,
all right, we give up. Well they've changed their mind.
The Ringland Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus, the greatest show
on Earth, is making a comeback. They'll announce it soon
and hit the road next year. Now you may notice
one important difference. The new Ringland Brothers show will not
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include something that's typically been part of the circus, animals.
If you miss that, let me hit it in the
doing a circus with no animals in it, said one
veteran PTO watcher, My big off fust. At this point,
I like to answer some of the frequently asked questions
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about the new and improved Ringland Brothers Circus. All number one.
So the new circus has no elephants. No elephants number two,
No horses, No horses. Number three, lines and tigers and bears.
Oh no. Number four? What kind of circus don't have animals? Well,
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describe it as a pretty sorry one. Number five. What
kind of circus stuff will they have? Well, they'll still
have acrobats and clowns and crappy flashlights with a spinny
thing at quits working before you get back to the
car after the show. Number six. Wow, what idiot came
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up with this idea? Well, idiot that bought the rights
from the Ringlands.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And Barnums and Baileys.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
Number seven. This doesn't sound like the greatest show on
earth to me. Well, depending on how tight the girl
that the concession stands top is, it might not even
be the greatest Joe in the building. Number eight. Can
I write a complaint letter? Yep, but you're wasting your time?
Number nine? What if I post about it on Facebook? Well,
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now you're really wasting your time. Number ten, So there's
nothing I can do? Well, nothing is exactly what you
should do, especially when somebody says want to buy some circus.
Trust me, if we all do that for about six months,
I'll have a monkey on a mini bike smoking a
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cigar again before you can say chapter eleven. And that's
our guide to the new and not at all improved
Rngland Brothers. Sirch t that Timus is mad Max saying,
shut down, shut up and quit running my grandkid's child. Y'all, boy,
y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Good morning. Got the big show on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyds every day for an assortment of
a small batch hand cook peanuts from bird Tee County Peanuts,
a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Hang on, we played more than minutes.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Right now, it's time for taman news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tater moan.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I appreciate that we're gonna try to go quickly through
all these nugs.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Michael Madson he passed away July, third actor Michael Madson
from Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
They have come up with his cause of death and it.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Was heart failure, heart failure, per you. It was only
sixty three years old. No wait, sixty good going quick,
I'm going quick, don't worry. Sixty seven so sorry sixty seven.
P Diddy, they have they have their I don't know.
Verdict federal prosecutors. I'm being quick, I'm paraphrasing and doing
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the cliff notes. So the maximum time that did he
could serve his twenty years because the jury found him
guilty of two prostitution counts, and the government's expected to
request that did he spend at least five years behind bars.
His defense team wants the sentence to be as short
as two years minus the time that he's already spent
(24:05):
in the clinkers in September, meaning that would eke out
to about a year behind bars. So we will find
out October third, or you will fly out October.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Everybody talking about thinking he was going away for life
and all that.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Man, Yeah, it was according to the USA today.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I think it's kind of I don't know it just
do didn't feel right. They got to make him wait
till October for the sentence, sing, I mean, you've got
the verdict.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Let's go. Randy's on diddy side now.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Actually, I hear you, No, I hear you. It's weird
how that all works. Pop, Paul McCartney, I'll do it.
He announced his first North American tour in three years. Yep,
he's going to be coming back to the City long Man.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I gotta say I saw him on some show recently
and he was singing one of those songs that has
the high notes in it, and he was not hitting
him at all.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
That was probably Saturday Night Live's fiftieth Can Special.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
I just felt bad for him.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
So you're not saying he's waiting three years before he
does it.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
It's the first time in three years. Yes, last time
was three years ago.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
It's titled They Got Back Tour, and you can go
to his website and get your tickets. So Larry David
and the Obamas have teamed up for a new HBO series.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Okay, I'll just stop there.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
No, it's it's a it's a series. It's a new
sketch comedy show on HBO built around the premise of
using the nation's two hundred and fifty year history as
comedic fodder.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
So you know, Michelle Obama is the most miserable person
you ever see any of her podcast. I think she
got something to keep her brother working. Oh my god, complain, Hey,
you were you were first lady, the first African American
first lady.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
So little Oh I.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Mean, okay, I haven't seen Oh no, no, that's what
we're moving on.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
It's so.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Nope, I'm not going to tell you about that one
past one.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Okay, Hey, look at Travis Kelcey and were spotted or
reported that they were in Lake Tahoe for a big
weekend event.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
We saw it on tv DC Travis and his brother
Jason Kelsey playing.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Well that was the yeah, but but apparently the couple there,
Taylor was there. Wow, didn't know, and there was a
big party going on and everybody speculating it was an
engagement party or maybe a wedding.
Speaker 14 (26:52):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
But that's all the gossip, all right. Hey, the Royal
Family has back blacklisted. Listen, listen, listen, Linda, the Royal.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Family has blacklisted you.
Speaker 15 (27:06):
Grant.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Queen Camilla had extended the sixty four year old actor
in exclusive invitation to join her in the Royal Box
to watch Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
And he's not ever, ever, ever going to be invited
back because he went viral on ESPN when the cameras
caught him dozing during the tennis match right behind her.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
I can't blame him, though, Man, did you see any
of that?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It was impossible for him not to be in the
shot because he was right behind the queen, and they
kept showing her and she got annoyed that he was snoring.
According to the tabloids, all right, and.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
The finals of the Groom, Georgia made into the finals.
I can't pronounce her last night.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Almost there you go.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
My last nug is if you're a Big Bang Theory fan,
there's a spinoff heading her way. This one focuses on
Stuart Bloom and it will run on HBO Max according
to Variety magazine. And he was the comic book store
that I thought looked like lane.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Is this one of the celebrity stores that you've skipped over?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Because? Is make me mad? Because you know how I
feel about Will Ferrell. He's so on my nerves. This
his birthday today. Will Ferrell is fifty eight years old.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Wow, hey, happy birthday, Will. Yep, you're done, you're done.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Well, let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. All right, that always
makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
You can take me anywhere.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Oh, let's read you yesterday's question. We found out this
land bound animal only has a six inch stride, but
be warned they can easily run as fast as an
average human.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Planguins.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
No picture them, don't look like to be that fast.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I've seen him run on TV.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's more of a wattle. Who are this walk?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
What human are they running against?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Okay, all right, well we're moving on today's John Boy Jeopardy.
According to the manufacturer, sales of this toy increased by
nearly fifty percent following the September eleventh terrorist attacks.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Oh what are tanks? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Let's say one eight Big Show you told free Line,
we played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, it's a
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big show on the radio. Hummer do your home Day, Wednesday,
July sixteen. Feature track for The Big Show BT Bye
dogs acts like how.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Old is too old?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
A breastfeed hears bress fed at the Big Box The
Big Show dot com here right now, let's play.
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Yess live across America.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
It's John Boy, Jevity and now.
Speaker 20 (30:15):
A man who can't figure out why we're so worried
about artificial intelligence taking over, especially when you consider the
genuine ignorance we have now peas John boyd thatd ight up?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Huh as they head Tim out of gay LIKEX Virginia,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Tim, Hey, good morning, Hey Boddy?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Why Tim you got first shot at John boyjevity. Hopefully
you can score the bird tea count of peanuts. According
to the manufacturer, sales of this toy increase by nearly
fifty percent following the September eleventh terrorist attacks.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Who's he got? Tim?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (30:56):
I believe I'm gonna go with Gi Joe.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
See that sounds like it makes his Is it? G
I Joe?
Speaker 13 (31:05):
You really know?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I said, man, I thought I found my space capsule
from when I.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Was a kid. Yeah, but I was wrong.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
You want to borrow mine?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I tem gay likes Wait to go Bardy birnteen County
Peanuts Prize pack headed your way.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
I think.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Isn't playing for the next twenty minutes right now? It's
your news. It's on the other side of time capsule.
It is July sixteenth.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Other than that, Oh ho?
Speaker 18 (31:47):
What?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So here we are, Daytona Beach for the Rays. I'm hungry.
I call room service.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Why do they get the people who most cannot you
understand them?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's the phone for room service. You mean you're working
for room service.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
It sounds like this is what really happened when I
tried to order bractice.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, Billy, here's a scrip. I wrote it all down.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
You be me.
Speaker 12 (32:50):
You're not gonna be you.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, I'm gonna be me being the room service.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
You be me?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, you're me? Well, you're right.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
They are hard to understand.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Started yet, Okay, all right? I started out, good morning,
Rune Sorbees. Oh sorry, I thought that now, room service, right,
run Sorbees morning?
Speaker 9 (33:11):
You wish to order suntine?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (33:14):
Yeah, I'd like some macon an eggs our July?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Then what ages our July? Then pride boy poots old eggs?
Speaker 12 (33:24):
How do I like them?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Sorry, scramble please our July? The bakeom Chris? Uh, Chris
would be fine, okay?
Speaker 21 (33:33):
And Santos what Santos July? Santos?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't know, but I don't think so.
Speaker 18 (33:41):
No Judo one toes.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Look, I feel really bad about this. I don't know
what judo one toes means. I'm sorry toes toes.
Speaker 21 (33:52):
Why'ch you don juan toes owbow s English mopping?
Speaker 9 (33:57):
We bother?
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Oh English muffin, I got toast English muffin.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, English muffin and be fine.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
We bother, No, just.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Put the bother on the side.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
What butter?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
I mean butter butter.
Speaker 21 (34:12):
On the side.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Copy.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I hate to say this.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
But copy copy tea mill.
Speaker 17 (34:21):
Oh coffee, Yeah, coffee, dcare please, that's all.
Speaker 21 (34:26):
One mini ass rune, torino feed, strangle, eggs, crease, bacon, tossies,
english mopping, we bother, honey.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Sight and copy rye.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Whatever you say, okay, tenj youberry.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Mud you welcome.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (34:47):
And after that it came cold oatmeal, half a grapefruit
toast and hot tea purfy.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
John boy and dilly?
Speaker 21 (34:58):
What's your language in front of a lady funk?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Good morning radio tumb right.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Good morning. It's a big shoe on the radio. Then
we'll get through the temptation trailer.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Hello, Hey, this hot all my life on a findal out.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Of everybody, John boyn Billy here.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
I ain't say that you bag ah hah nold driving
knuckle dragon heehol looking.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Pervert not much man, what's happening over at the.
Speaker 11 (35:51):
Trailer woll We went over to Delvert's mama's house last night.
It was her birthday party.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Hell is Delbert's mama?
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Not here, says I got Arthur right, I signed you
aside us in Gingivada. And if that ain't bad enough,
every year I get a Mother's Day card from.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Delbart is only child.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh, he's got a brother and a sister. They're both
as a matter of fact, his brother Duncan come in
from Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
What does he do for a living?
Speaker 11 (36:19):
He's uh, what's that? He called it? A mechanical amusement.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Technician and what does that mean?
Speaker 11 (36:26):
He runs a tiltal world at wacky Land and Pigeon Porch.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Well, what about his sister? You mean Punkin Punkin?
Speaker 11 (36:35):
Well, her real name's Bernice, but everybody's been calling her
Punkin since she was a little kid.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Oh is that called she's so key?
Speaker 11 (36:42):
No, it's cause she's got a big old round head
and two of her front teeth is knocked out. I
ain't to say it, but you know, Delbort got all
the looks in the family.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
What does Punkin do for living?
Speaker 11 (36:56):
She's a ticket puncher at Reptile World in Panama City, Florida.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Who actually sounds like Delbert might be the successful one
of the bunch.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Ain't that a kicking the shore?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
So it's Duncan and Punkin and Delbert.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
Sound like a redneck nursery rhyme, don't it, And when
you get all of them together, it currently looks like
one too.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
So how'd the party go?
Speaker 11 (37:19):
Well, we saw Happy Birthday and she blowed up the candles,
and then she sat down and opened up what had
to be the sorriest bunch of birthday presents I ever seen.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Him a lie like what? Well?
Speaker 11 (37:31):
Duncan said he wanted to give her a practical gift,
something she could use every day.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
Yeah, what do you get her a cart and advantage light?
Big spender?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:41):
What did Punkin get.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
Her Irish tray from Reptile.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
World for a birthday present?
Speaker 10 (37:47):
All?
Speaker 11 (37:47):
It was the great old Beckon with Gary the Gator's
picture painted in the bottom of him.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
I'm almost afraid to ask. But what did Delbert buy her?
Speaker 11 (37:56):
The gift of fine dining?
Speaker 9 (37:58):
And what would that be?
Speaker 11 (37:59):
A big old book of them McDonald's guest certificate. Of course,
as I know, he is a successful one.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Of the bumps.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
So what did Mama say all about this?
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Well, she got real quiet there for a minute, and
finally she said, I got something to tell you, youngins.
It's been on my mind for quite a while now.
I found out about six months ago the man that
performed the ceremony at Me and you Daddy's wedding wasn't
really a preacher. He was studying to be one, but
he wasn't actually an ordained minister at the time. So
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it turns out me and you Daddy was never legally married.
Well they I was up there and looked at one
another for a minute, and finally Debord says, well, Mama,
does that mean that all three of us are? She said, yep,
and cheap ones too.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Poor Omama.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
She knew what she was in for when she invited
him to the party in the first play. Hey, let's
not going to hear me in the Hamburg rispects to
go to work. Are you gonna think over later on? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, you know what you mean?
Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 18 (39:07):
I good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers Barts died.
Speaker 22 (39:22):
This is Spanjordy Arts in all today from Hammer Langer
or Norway. After around to kick the Wolverine. There's nothing
like sitting back drinking a great big herring smoothie and
listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
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There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Who's gotten alert?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
We got our call coming in hot from off the
front of the road. That'd be the Reverend Billy Ray Collins.
Let me save you some time, tell you about what
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Morning, got the radio, getting ready to beat the blonde.
Told you about the World Long Prize pide we'll play
for so now we can get this call.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
Good morning, Big Joe, Well, good morning there, John Boy
and Billy, and good morning to all our beloved friends.
How they're in radio land? Says a Reverend Billy Ray
Collins from the sordid Joshua Independent Foods. That's put Pennacoastal
Assembly just Offsteed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
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it's a lazy, crazy, unsavy days of summer again. You
know what time was there was a certain group of
youngins that got left home all alone without no adult supervision.
Today we call that group just about all young all say, there, Billy,
(41:50):
Bob and Dan, Mama can't stay home and care for
you like their Bible teachers. She's got a career now
on that mannish looking pant suit. Push your bosoms together
and get out there in the business world. And daddy
gotta pay for them two cars and that full liquor
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cabinet and that high defamation fat screen TV with those
hundred channels on it, or as they call it, providing
for the basic necessities now. But don't worry, kids, she's
doing it all for you. See, Mama's got to work
outside the home because she wants to be able to
provide all the waltz and needs and positive role modeling
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that are growing young in needs. See, that's why she's
leaving y'all to fend for yourself for eight or ten
hours a day all, but you won't really be alone.
Fire up that fat screen TV and let the electronic
babysitter fill your young skull full of life lessons. Get
the real deal from the media professionals like the horse
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faces of the Pocalypts on the Views Reacher in Jamaican Communists,
Whoopy Goldstein, another big girl that thinks she knows everything
gun Thing, and that little blond you know, the one
that's almost pretty in a Bonnie Horrace kind of world. Yeah, boyd,
they're liberal man Hating secular humanism is just what you
(43:21):
need to start. You laugh, offer out, and then flip
on your eyepog and get some solid career advice from
the demon beta. Today's secular seducers in the music biddiness,
you know, brainy acts like Lady Jeorgills, Queen Lerecha and
fifteen cent Kanye West, Tater Swift, Toby Creep, Lady antre
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Venom and all their mother hellish powers on the eye too.
Ain't no wonder Half the youngins in his countryes on
some kind of medication. It's supposed to fix them. Appeal
for this pill for that. I'll tell you what they need,
the gosp pill. Exactly what they're gonna get at this
(44:07):
year's extra narrow minded edition of the Sword of Joshua
Vagisian Bible School. Our special guest headmaster this year is
doctor Babbie Joel Montaigne from the Signs and Wonder's Pennecostal
Temple and Country Day School in Retnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montana
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will be laying the scriptural SmackDown on today's wayward youth
in his patented corporal punishing King James only style instruction
and exhortation in the classic Pennecostal laying on a Han's tradition,
Got a problem, child, Babbe Joe knows how to kick it.
Old school And when I say it, I mean they're
(44:52):
rear in heads up, working moms. Just cause you're going
to Hell, don't mean your kids have to line up
with you. Five four days of Bible thumping but whooping
action yours for just twenty nine ninety five, runs Monday
through Friday. It's a Sword of Joshua independent full of
us for pennycostter assembly just onf Steed Road twenty three
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on the Friday Road. This is Reverend Burray Collins or
Mining Years. Is time to turn so you don't burn
John Boy and Billy, y'all keep them straight.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Uphi whi y'all, let's play beating the Blonde. We got
the tools, we got the talent. Let's open up the
lines at one eight hundred big show. We'll do it
next
That morny y'all Big show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping, the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Ooh ooh uh.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
See what I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Is cock a doodle doo? Wake up face the day.
I'll go with the flow of this pump day.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
Okay, it is Wednesday, July the sixteen.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
You've got the big show on the radio. We're going
to do here. Okay, National Hot Dog Day and the
word did y'all watch the Big Nathan Hot Dog Eating
Day all over fourth of July. Joey Chestnut.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Oh it turns my stomach. No offense, Joey, but just watch.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
We've had Joey on the show several times. Never asked
him really to eat anything in front of us. You
don't sing nothinging not of us.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
It's his job.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
The hot dogs are good, you know when you sunk
them in water and you just try to probably not.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Dogs are good with you know, in a bun, with
some mustard, make some chili, some slow they're eating them
just wet on aut.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Old Joey won it again. Okay, I'll get you.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
Last year he couldn't compete because he had a sponsor,
you know, for like fake meat hot dogs.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh, that's right, and they kicked him out for that.
Said the last got his title buck all right? Corn
Feathers Day, Yeah, Corn fetters at work? National Personal Chef Day,
that'd be nice. And uh, what I want to get
to is National AI Day, because Randy, you're looking into
that a lot music it did you say? Somebody was
(02:38):
acting like somebody I don't know what, like Ted Cruz
or doing fake a How did they do that?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Just?
Speaker 8 (02:44):
I think it was one of the higher ups in Washington,
one of the.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I just can't remember who.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
I can't but yeah, they.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Were acting as him, communicating via a voicemail.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So can you explain it quick?
Speaker 10 (03:00):
Clean?
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I can try.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
How you get okay, say you get? You got Elvis's
voice singing that song? I like, big butts Elvis never
sing that song in real life. Really, yeah, So that's
our that's our AI that we got going on.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
So how to do that?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Somebody just made Elvis's voice in the way.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
And where's the same way? You just give enough of
speech or in Elvis's case, enough of his lyrical efforts impression. Yeah,
you give him, You give that to AI and it
models a voice of similar sound.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, so go to It used to be you'd.
Speaker 8 (03:38):
Have to do hours and hours of speech. Now it's
like if I got maybe six minutes of you speaking,
I don't need you anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
So what is the deal that that you hear? What
is the deal you got about? Uh?
Speaker 11 (03:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We're trying to beat China to AI? I mean, what
is what is there to beat? It seems like it's
already there.
Speaker 8 (04:03):
Well, because AI can be weaponized. That's the big deal
in the you know, the bigger picture, so that you
you have artificial intelligence that you know, these are fighter
pilots so to speak, who don't make mistakes, who are
very good at warfare or bombs that know not only
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where to strike, but specifically.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Who to kill.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Wow, and I did to see that. It takes a
lot of energy or what do you call patricity.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
But that's where China whipped us is that they created
AI on a much smaller power scale, and that's what
got everybody hopping.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
So we'll keep your eyes on that for so in
meeting time, we'll play Elvis. I like big butts. That's
what we're getting out of it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Right.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Well, we'll get our first prize package out and get
our three days in history and get that winning begin
That's what we do big shows on the radio. Good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio, Marcy, what is
our first prize pack of the morning?
Speaker 7 (05:12):
Well, John Boy, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull Snot cleaning products.
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Y'all.
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Look for Bullsnot at truck stops across America. Or you
can even download the bull Snot app. Just go to
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Speaker 1 (05:35):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Back to you, Thank you, and now hit it our
three dates in the history.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, we'll get our categories for.
Speaker 10 (05:43):
You to win.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Evin, It's to Murgatory July sixteen. It was nineteen seventy six.
The Almond brothers split up nineteen ninety five when a
marker grabbed jog Corps naw here in the park in the.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Old Halm, England.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
She bit off his finger. Tom gave it to police.
The monger got three years at Prince. I don't think
she carried around in her mouth.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, thank you, Lie said it was the best fingerprint
evidence they ever had. Finally, on this day, No.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Three, a drink sold the Rich Hotel in Paris was
recognized as the most expensive commercially available cocktail in the world.
Jenner's World Records said the side car cost four hundred
and forty dollars and eighty eight cents of glass. It
contains Champagne cognac that survived the eighteen seventy Siege of
(06:41):
Paris in two World Wars and had been inside the
hotel for over one hundred years. In the nineteen twenties,
the sidecar sold for a dollar seventy three.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
I thought I paid a lot for the Steph Curry
in Italy.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Oh God, have you seen how much he's charging for
his bourbon? Want about a little something for the half here?
And Jackie wants her subway.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred. Big show is
your toe free line? Come on play out birds next.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Wednesday, July sixteenth, Today's feature track for the Big Show,
big Box, ax I Turner, how old.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Is too old? A breastfeed, playable information, key words.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
Bressfeeds, don out of here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boys and Billy.
Speaker 12 (08:11):
We give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 12 (08:17):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 13 (08:24):
Guest time you love the best time.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Let's say, hey, Edwin from Clark till ten, I say
we have a big shots.
Speaker 14 (08:43):
Good morning, Edwin, Good morning, how are you, sir man?
We are all good in here, welcome in here. Amongst us, Edwin,
we're pulling for you to get the winning beginning on
this Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You had to go all right here we were talking
about there.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Let's start off with three bands that have broken up.
Speaker 14 (09:04):
Ready go, Almon Brothers, the Beatles and Fleetwood.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Matt maam.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Now we need three ways to identify yourself.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
Ready to go, a passport, driver's license and your fingerprints, Sam.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
For the win.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Three cocktails ready to go.
Speaker 13 (09:28):
Screwdriver, Martini or Dacker.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
And that's everyone from clocksmill.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
With one hundred dollars worth of the bulls not heading
your way in when congratulations buddy.
Speaker 14 (09:41):
All right, all right, thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
All right, boy, wind them at the hour and top
of your news. On the other side, we'll continue honoring
Rayford's legacy every day.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
One of his inspiring is it a fun.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Good morning, Big Joe's on the radio. Another chance to
join the winners is coming up first. Who was your
most influential school teacher? We didn't think about it, as
old man Rayford tells you, Bobby Is.
Speaker 15 (10:48):
People are often asked by interviewers if you have a
school teacher who was an inspiration to you. When I
went to Clara Harris Elementary School, I always got on
the honor roll it was expected on. But when I
went to Concord High something happened. I broke bad, as
they say, a rebel with no cause other than I
felt I was a prisoner in an authoritarian labyrinth of offspring.
(11:12):
I should have gone to a private school, I guess,
but we had none of them in our town.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Then I hated school but liked to read.
Speaker 15 (11:18):
I didn't write much because I had a very illegible
hand until I got to Miss Saraboga's school. She was
my eighth grade to English teacher. She was fresh out
of college.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
She introduced us.
Speaker 15 (11:30):
To writing themes any theme, choose your own. I scribbled
in pencil the thoughts that swirled in the windmills of
my mind and handed them in. Must have been a
labor of love for her work, because she managed to
decipher my chicken scratching or did she? Maybe that's why
she got me to read mine in class. Of course,
I thought she thought mine was so special that it
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was selected to be read by the writer. The end
result was I started to write, and that was my inspiration.
I look forward to putting my thoughts down on paper,
however illegible, and she encouraged me to let those metal
exercises flow unfettered, no assigned subject, no outline before writing,
just a spontaneous overflow of expression. And I'm forever grateful
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to her for that. Robert d Rafer, John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
And now it's story time with your host Carl Childers.
Speaker 16 (12:55):
Mister Bill Cox and me. We'd watched television the other night.
We see this commercial for a TV show called Grim.
I didn't rightly know what it is about, mister bill
Cox said. Then the old days, there these two brothers
named a Grim. They wrote a pastless stories to scare
the pants off and youngins. I tell you one even
(13:17):
you owe.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Me too, all right, yeah, well, all right, then don't
get too excited. You ain't hurt it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (13:25):
Once upon a time, Mari, there the two young'uns named
a Hanseling Girdle. These tiny little things no bigger than
par of squirrels, I think, mister bill Cox said. They
was Dutch, like that chubby boy on a paint can. Well, sir,
they growed up for like most kids back in that
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daddy was a woodcutter by trade.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
He didn't make much of a wage, I reckon.
Speaker 16 (13:51):
On account of there was trees everywhere, and all the
folks had an axe. Yes, their times wasn't quite tough.
On top of that, Hanseling Gerdle stepped mama with no count.
She was kind of cruel to him, putting termites in
their wooden shoes and whatnot. See the way she figured it,
a little bit of food they did have and go
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a whole lot further with less mouths to feed so
one day, behind the daddy's back, she took hansling Girdle
on a one way trip out into the woods and
left them to fend for themselves.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
But in them days, folks did a lot of thinking
out loud, and Hanseling Girdle over here in their scheme.
Speaker 16 (14:31):
So on the way out the door handsel he stuck
a slice of bread in his folk and they wandered
out into the woods. He left a trail of crumbs
so they could find their way back. That must have
been a pretty big slice of bread, because they walked
for a good bit. Sure enough, they got out in
the middle of nowheres and that stepped Mama, are you
(14:53):
n nft?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Left the Marina woods. They went to.
Speaker 16 (14:59):
Follow that trailer crumbs. All they found was a flock
of well fed birds. I guess it weren't much of
a plan, really, but they with your kids, I didn't
think it through. Now they's lost for sure, Penciling Girdle.
They wandered off summers trying to find a way home.
They come up over this little ridge are down in
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the clearing was a right party little house. But it
weren't like any house they'd seen afore. It was made
out of cakes, candy and gingerbread and biscuits and mustard.
I don't rightly know why them little birds bothered to
eat Hansling Girdles on steel bread crumbs. With a big
old cookie house just down the block, mister Bill Cox
(15:42):
told me I needed to do something called suspending my disbelief.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Well, share them two little Dutch kids. They had a
field day. They commenced to gnawing.
Speaker 16 (15:53):
On that little cottage like pearl on a peanut buttered jar.
At that time, old woman come out the door, hollered
about them meet in her house. Hanseling Girdle told her
their story about getting left in the wood by the
step mama. That old woman, she felt rightly sorry for
him in fighting them in for some potted meat and
soada crackers in the soft bed. Well, what them little
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Dutch kids didn't know? She wasn't really a nice old woman.
She was a mean old witch. Some folk calls her
a sorceress. I called her a witch. She throwed Hansling
Girdle in a cage. Her plan was to fatten them
up and eat them. I reckon, with all them sweets around,
she's kind of hankering for a brisket or such.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Well, sir.
Speaker 16 (16:37):
After a couple of days the twinkies and crispy cream donuts,
Hanseling Girdle was about to pop like a dig and
that wedge figured there was a good time for dinner.
She fired up, had a big old oven, got them
kids out of that cage. When the witch opened that
oven door, Hanseling Girdle, they bum rushed her, not for
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any oven, slammed the door and locked it.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Killed her.
Speaker 16 (17:07):
The witch had one of them fairy tale wise cracking cats.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
He saw his meal ticket going up in flames.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
He jumped up and hollered, what do you kill a
witch firm? What did you kill a witch firm? Throw
anceling girdle? Are they promised that cat? They take care
of him?
Speaker 3 (17:26):
He said?
Speaker 16 (17:27):
All right then, and they all sat down and ate
the witch with some French fried potatoes on the end.
Moral of the story, meat potatoes is good for you.
Ain't nothing like a bunch of sugar retreats to give
you that quick energy to kill a witch an eater.
Speaker 12 (17:47):
Story time is brought to you by Hargreaves Potted Meat product,
now in original flavor and new extra peckery hargraves chalk
full of peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven, you.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Guys got any of that extra petory?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Good morning, the big shows on a radio and more
Big show Right around the corner.
Speaker 17 (18:11):
This is Buzz Nutley with a bulletin Big Show Knows reporter,
live on the scene of a major disacter. I've never
seen such carnage, and may I remind you that I
was at the Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 18 (18:24):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 19 (18:25):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit in the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Good morning, it's a big sea on the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
We're talking about the England Brothers, Barham and Bathing Circus.
They performed its last show under canvas, you know the
old circus tents on this date in nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Man I did well.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
That was the premier circus of our lifetime. Then the
News Circus made the scene. Mad Max didn't take to it.
We got this call John.
Speaker 10 (19:41):
Boy Bell mad Max.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Here a's it going by it?
Speaker 10 (19:44):
You fancy called my madding frog hair split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine? I anyway, boys and girls, there's big
news in the world of family entertainment. Remember thirty years
ago when I wrights nuts that pete Us started going
after the Wringland Brothers about all the animals in the circuits.
(20:06):
And remember about five years ago when the circus people said,
all right, we give up. Well they've changed their mind.
The Ringland Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus, the greatest show
on Earth, is making a comeback. They'll announce it soon
and hit the road next year. Now you may notice
one important difference. The new Ringland Brothers show will not
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include something that's typically been part of the circus, animals.
If you miss that, let me hit it in the
doing a circus with no animals in it, said one
veteran PTO watcher, My big off fust. At this point,
I like to answer some of the frequently asked questions
(20:51):
about the new and improved Ringland Brothers Circus. All number one.
So the new circus has no elephants. No elephants number two,
No horses, No horses. Number three, lines and tigers and bears.
Oh no. Number four? What kind of circus don't have animals? Well,
(21:13):
describe it as a pretty sorry one. Number five. What
kind of circus stuff will they have? Well, they'll still
have acrobats and clowns and crappy flashlights with a spinny
thing at quits working before you get back to the
car after the show. Number six. Wow, what idiot came
(21:34):
up with this idea? Well, idiot that bought the rights
from the Ringlands.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
And Barnums and Baileys.
Speaker 10 (21:41):
Number seven. This doesn't sound like the greatest show on
earth to me. Well, depending on how tight the girl
that the concession stands top is, it might not even
be the greatest Joe in the building. Number eight. Can
I write a complaint letter? Yep, but you're wasting your time?
Number nine? What if I post about it on Facebook? Well,
(22:05):
now you're really wasting your time. Number ten, So there's
nothing I can do? Well, nothing is exactly what you
should do, especially when somebody says want to buy some circus.
Trust me, if we all do that for about six months,
I'll have a monkey on a mini bike smoking a
(22:25):
cigar again before you can say chapter eleven. And that's
our guide to the new and not at all improved
Rngland Brothers. Sirch t that Timus is mad Max saying,
shut down, shut up and quit running my grandkid's child. Y'all, boy,
y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Good morning. Got the big show on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyds every day for an assortment of
a small batch hand cook peanuts from bird Tee County Peanuts,
a Southern tradition for over one hundred years.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Hang on, we played more than minutes.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Right now, it's time for taman news. Here's our girl,
Marcy Tater moan.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I appreciate that we're gonna try to go quickly through
all these nugs.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Michael Madson he passed away July, third actor Michael Madson
from Reservoir Dogs and Kill Bill.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
They have come up with his cause of death and it.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Was heart failure, heart failure, per you. It was only
sixty three years old. No wait, sixty good going quick,
I'm going quick, don't worry. Sixty seven so sorry sixty seven.
P Diddy, they have they have their I don't know.
Verdict federal prosecutors. I'm being quick, I'm paraphrasing and doing
(23:45):
the cliff notes. So the maximum time that did he
could serve his twenty years because the jury found him
guilty of two prostitution counts, and the government's expected to
request that did he spend at least five years behind bars.
His defense team wants the sentence to be as short
as two years minus the time that he's already spent
(24:05):
in the clinkers in September, meaning that would eke out
to about a year behind bars. So we will find
out October third, or you will fly out October.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Everybody talking about thinking he was going away for life
and all that.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
Man, Yeah, it was according to the USA today.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I think it's kind of I don't know it just
do didn't feel right. They got to make him wait
till October for the sentence, sing, I mean, you've got
the verdict.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Let's go. Randy's on diddy side now.
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Actually, I hear you, No, I hear you. It's weird
how that all works. Pop, Paul McCartney, I'll do it.
He announced his first North American tour in three years. Yep,
he's going to be coming back to the City long Man.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I gotta say I saw him on some show recently
and he was singing one of those songs that has
the high notes in it, and he was not hitting
him at all.
Speaker 6 (24:56):
That was probably Saturday Night Live's fiftieth Can Special.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
I just felt bad for him.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
So you're not saying he's waiting three years before he
does it.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
It's the first time in three years. Yes, last time
was three years ago.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
It's titled They Got Back Tour, and you can go
to his website and get your tickets. So Larry David
and the Obamas have teamed up for a new HBO series.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
Okay, I'll just stop there.
Speaker 7 (25:28):
No, it's it's a it's a series. It's a new
sketch comedy show on HBO built around the premise of
using the nation's two hundred and fifty year history as
comedic fodder.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
So you know, Michelle Obama is the most miserable person
you ever see any of her podcast. I think she
got something to keep her brother working. Oh my god, complain, Hey,
you were you were first lady, the first African American
first lady.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
So little Oh I.
Speaker 6 (26:01):
Mean, okay, I haven't seen Oh no, no, that's what
we're moving on.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
It's so.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
Nope, I'm not going to tell you about that one
past one.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Okay, Hey, look at Travis Kelcey and were spotted or
reported that they were in Lake Tahoe for a big
weekend event.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
We saw it on tv DC Travis and his brother
Jason Kelsey playing.
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Well that was the yeah, but but apparently the couple there,
Taylor was there. Wow, didn't know, and there was a
big party going on and everybody speculating it was an
engagement party or maybe a wedding.
Speaker 14 (26:52):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
But that's all the gossip, all right. Hey, the Royal
Family has back blacklisted. Listen, listen, listen, Linda, the Royal.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Family has blacklisted you.
Speaker 15 (27:06):
Grant.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Queen Camilla had extended the sixty four year old actor
in exclusive invitation to join her in the Royal Box
to watch Wimbledon.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
And he's not ever, ever, ever going to be invited
back because he went viral on ESPN when the cameras
caught him dozing during the tennis match right behind her.
Speaker 8 (27:26):
I can't blame him, though, Man, did you see any
of that?
Speaker 7 (27:30):
It was impossible for him not to be in the
shot because he was right behind the queen, and they
kept showing her and she got annoyed that he was snoring.
According to the tabloids, all right, and.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
The finals of the Groom, Georgia made into the finals.
I can't pronounce her last night.
Speaker 9 (27:49):
Almost there you go.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
My last nug is if you're a Big Bang Theory fan,
there's a spinoff heading her way. This one focuses on
Stuart Bloom and it will run on HBO Max according
to Variety magazine. And he was the comic book store
that I thought looked like lane.
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Is this one of the celebrity stores that you've skipped over?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Because? Is make me mad? Because you know how I
feel about Will Ferrell. He's so on my nerves. This
his birthday today. Will Ferrell is fifty eight years old.
Speaker 6 (28:24):
Wow, hey, happy birthday, Will. Yep, you're done, you're done.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Well, let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. All right, that always
makes me happy.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
You can take me anywhere.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Oh, let's read you yesterday's question. We found out this
land bound animal only has a six inch stride, but
be warned they can easily run as fast as an
average human.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
Planguins.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
No picture them, don't look like to be that fast.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
I've seen him run on TV.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's more of a wattle. Who are this walk?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
What human are they running against?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Okay, all right, well we're moving on today's John Boy Jeopardy.
According to the manufacturer, sales of this toy increased by
nearly fifty percent following the September eleventh terrorist attacks.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Oh what are tanks? I don't know.
Speaker 9 (29:20):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Let's say one eight Big Show you told free Line,
we played John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good morning, it's a
(29:52):
big show on the radio. Hummer do your home Day, Wednesday,
July sixteen. Feature track for The Big Show BT Bye
dogs acts like how.
Speaker 9 (30:01):
Old is too old?
Speaker 5 (30:02):
A breastfeed hears bress fed at the Big Box The
Big Show dot com here right now, let's play.
Speaker 20 (30:10):
Yess live across America.
Speaker 8 (30:12):
It's John Boy, Jevity and now.
Speaker 20 (30:15):
A man who can't figure out why we're so worried
about artificial intelligence taking over, especially when you consider the
genuine ignorance we have now peas John boyd thatd ight up?
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Huh as they head Tim out of gay LIKEX Virginia,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Tim, Hey, good morning, Hey Boddy?
Speaker 5 (30:37):
Why Tim you got first shot at John boyjevity. Hopefully
you can score the bird tea count of peanuts. According
to the manufacturer, sales of this toy increase by nearly
fifty percent following the September eleventh terrorist attacks.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Who's he got? Tim?
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (30:56):
I believe I'm gonna go with Gi Joe.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
See that sounds like it makes his Is it? G
I Joe?
Speaker 13 (31:05):
You really know?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
I said, man, I thought I found my space capsule
from when I.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Was a kid. Yeah, but I was wrong.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
You want to borrow mine?
Speaker 5 (31:24):
I tem gay likes Wait to go Bardy birnteen County
Peanuts Prize pack headed your way.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
I think.
Speaker 10 (31:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Isn't playing for the next twenty minutes right now? It's
your news. It's on the other side of time capsule.
It is July sixteenth.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
Other than that, Oh ho?
Speaker 18 (31:47):
What?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
So here we are, Daytona Beach for the Rays. I'm hungry.
I call room service.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Why do they get the people who most cannot you
understand them?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's the phone for room service. You mean you're working
for room service.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
It sounds like this is what really happened when I
tried to order bractice.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Okay, Billy, here's a scrip. I wrote it all down.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
You be me.
Speaker 12 (32:50):
You're not gonna be you.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, I'm gonna be me being the room service.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
You be me?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Okay, you're me? Well, you're right.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
They are hard to understand.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Started yet, Okay, all right? I started out, good morning,
Rune Sorbees. Oh sorry, I thought that now, room service, right,
run Sorbees morning?
Speaker 9 (33:11):
You wish to order suntine?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (33:14):
Yeah, I'd like some macon an eggs our July?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Then what ages our July? Then pride boy poots old eggs?
Speaker 12 (33:24):
How do I like them?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Sorry, scramble please our July? The bakeom Chris? Uh, Chris
would be fine, okay?
Speaker 21 (33:33):
And Santos what Santos July? Santos?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I don't know, but I don't think so.
Speaker 18 (33:41):
No Judo one toes.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Look, I feel really bad about this. I don't know
what judo one toes means. I'm sorry toes toes.
Speaker 21 (33:52):
Why'ch you don juan toes owbow s English mopping?
Speaker 9 (33:57):
We bother?
Speaker 11 (34:00):
Oh English muffin, I got toast English muffin.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, English muffin and be fine.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
We bother, No, just.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Put the bother on the side.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
What butter?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
I mean butter butter.
Speaker 21 (34:12):
On the side.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Copy.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I hate to say this.
Speaker 9 (34:17):
But copy copy tea mill.
Speaker 17 (34:21):
Oh coffee, Yeah, coffee, dcare please, that's all.
Speaker 21 (34:26):
One mini ass rune, torino feed, strangle, eggs, crease, bacon, tossies,
english mopping, we bother, honey.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Sight and copy rye.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Whatever you say, okay, tenj youberry.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Mud you welcome.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (34:47):
And after that it came cold oatmeal, half a grapefruit
toast and hot tea purfy.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
John boy and dilly?
Speaker 21 (34:58):
What's your language in front of a lady funk?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Good morning radio tumb right.
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Good morning. It's a big shoe on the radio. Then
we'll get through the temptation trailer.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Man.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Hello, Hey, this hot all my life on a findal out.
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Of everybody, John boyn Billy here.
Speaker 11 (35:43):
I ain't say that you bag ah hah nold driving
knuckle dragon heehol looking.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Pervert not much man, what's happening over at the.
Speaker 11 (35:51):
Trailer woll We went over to Delvert's mama's house last night.
It was her birthday party.
Speaker 9 (35:57):
Hell is Delbert's mama?
Speaker 11 (35:58):
Not here, says I got Arthur right, I signed you
aside us in Gingivada. And if that ain't bad enough,
every year I get a Mother's Day card from.
Speaker 9 (36:08):
Delbart is only child.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh, he's got a brother and a sister. They're both
as a matter of fact, his brother Duncan come in
from Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (36:18):
What does he do for a living?
Speaker 11 (36:19):
He's uh, what's that? He called it? A mechanical amusement.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Technician and what does that mean?
Speaker 11 (36:26):
He runs a tiltal world at wacky Land and Pigeon Porch.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
Well, what about his sister? You mean Punkin Punkin?
Speaker 11 (36:35):
Well, her real name's Bernice, but everybody's been calling her
Punkin since she was a little kid.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Oh is that called she's so key?
Speaker 11 (36:42):
No, it's cause she's got a big old round head
and two of her front teeth is knocked out. I
ain't to say it, but you know, Delbort got all
the looks in the family.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
What does Punkin do for living?
Speaker 11 (36:56):
She's a ticket puncher at Reptile World in Panama City, Florida.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Who actually sounds like Delbert might be the successful one
of the bunch.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Ain't that a kicking the shore?
Speaker 9 (37:06):
So it's Duncan and Punkin and Delbert.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
Sound like a redneck nursery rhyme, don't it, And when
you get all of them together, it currently looks like
one too.
Speaker 9 (37:15):
So how'd the party go?
Speaker 11 (37:19):
Well, we saw Happy Birthday and she blowed up the candles,
and then she sat down and opened up what had
to be the sorriest bunch of birthday presents I ever seen.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Him a lie like what? Well?
Speaker 11 (37:31):
Duncan said he wanted to give her a practical gift,
something she could use every day.
Speaker 9 (37:36):
Yeah, what do you get her a cart and advantage light?
Big spender?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:41):
What did Punkin get.
Speaker 11 (37:42):
Her Irish tray from Reptile.
Speaker 9 (37:45):
World for a birthday present?
Speaker 10 (37:47):
All?
Speaker 11 (37:47):
It was the great old Beckon with Gary the Gator's
picture painted in the bottom of him.
Speaker 9 (37:53):
I'm almost afraid to ask. But what did Delbert buy her?
Speaker 11 (37:56):
The gift of fine dining?
Speaker 9 (37:58):
And what would that be?
Speaker 11 (37:59):
A big old book of them McDonald's guest certificate. Of course,
as I know, he is a successful one.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Of the bumps.
Speaker 9 (38:06):
So what did Mama say all about this?
Speaker 11 (38:08):
Well, she got real quiet there for a minute, and
finally she said, I got something to tell you, youngins.
It's been on my mind for quite a while now.
I found out about six months ago the man that
performed the ceremony at Me and you Daddy's wedding wasn't
really a preacher. He was studying to be one, but
he wasn't actually an ordained minister at the time. So
(38:30):
it turns out me and you Daddy was never legally married.
Well they I was up there and looked at one
another for a minute, and finally Debord says, well, Mama,
does that mean that all three of us are? She said, yep,
and cheap ones too.
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Poor Omama.
Speaker 11 (38:53):
She knew what she was in for when she invited
him to the party in the first play. Hey, let's
not going to hear me in the Hamburg rispects to
go to work. Are you gonna think over later on? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, you know what you mean?
Y'all came straight up.
Speaker 18 (39:07):
I good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weathers Barts died.
Speaker 22 (39:22):
This is Spanjordy Arts in all today from Hammer Langer
or Norway. After around to kick the Wolverine. There's nothing
like sitting back drinking a great big herring smoothie and
listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
(39:43):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
Who's gotten alert?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
We got our call coming in hot from off the
front of the road. That'd be the Reverend Billy Ray Collins.
Let me save you some time, tell you about what
you can win if you can beat the Blonde. Next
contest coming up in minutes. It's in a sort of
a swag from World Lawn mower is the best value
zero turn moors on the market, three year, unlimited hours
morning commercial grade Kalashawka Insins heavy duty fabricated deck starting
(40:43):
at just twenty nine nine to nine World long till
on grass, easy.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
On your wallet.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Look for the link at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Hang on, you can win it in minutes. Big Show
rolls on, Good.
Speaker 5 (40:59):
Morning, got the radio, getting ready to beat the blonde.
Told you about the World Long Prize pide we'll play
for so now we can get this call.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
Good morning, Big Joe, Well, good morning there, John Boy
and Billy, and good morning to all our beloved friends.
How they're in radio land? Says a Reverend Billy Ray
Collins from the sordid Joshua Independent Foods. That's put Pennacoastal
Assembly just Offsteed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
(41:27):
it's a lazy, crazy, unsavy days of summer again. You
know what time was there was a certain group of
youngins that got left home all alone without no adult supervision.
Today we call that group just about all young all say, there, Billy,
(41:50):
Bob and Dan, Mama can't stay home and care for
you like their Bible teachers. She's got a career now
on that mannish looking pant suit. Push your bosoms together
and get out there in the business world. And daddy
gotta pay for them two cars and that full liquor
(42:11):
cabinet and that high defamation fat screen TV with those
hundred channels on it, or as they call it, providing
for the basic necessities now. But don't worry, kids, she's
doing it all for you. See, Mama's got to work
outside the home because she wants to be able to
provide all the waltz and needs and positive role modeling
(42:35):
that are growing young in needs. See, that's why she's
leaving y'all to fend for yourself for eight or ten
hours a day all, but you won't really be alone.
Fire up that fat screen TV and let the electronic
babysitter fill your young skull full of life lessons. Get
the real deal from the media professionals like the horse
(42:58):
faces of the Pocalypts on the Views Reacher in Jamaican Communists,
Whoopy Goldstein, another big girl that thinks she knows everything
gun Thing, and that little blond you know, the one
that's almost pretty in a Bonnie Horrace kind of world. Yeah, boyd,
they're liberal man Hating secular humanism is just what you
(43:21):
need to start. You laugh, offer out, and then flip
on your eyepog and get some solid career advice from
the demon beta. Today's secular seducers in the music biddiness,
you know, brainy acts like Lady Jeorgills, Queen Lerecha and
fifteen cent Kanye West, Tater Swift, Toby Creep, Lady antre
(43:47):
Venom and all their mother hellish powers on the eye too.
Ain't no wonder Half the youngins in his countryes on
some kind of medication. It's supposed to fix them. Appeal
for this pill for that. I'll tell you what they need,
the gosp pill. Exactly what they're gonna get at this
(44:07):
year's extra narrow minded edition of the Sword of Joshua
Vagisian Bible School. Our special guest headmaster this year is
doctor Babbie Joel Montaigne from the Signs and Wonder's Pennecostal
Temple and Country Day School in Retnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montana
(44:29):
will be laying the scriptural SmackDown on today's wayward youth
in his patented corporal punishing King James only style instruction
and exhortation in the classic Pennecostal laying on a Han's tradition,
Got a problem, child, Babbe Joe knows how to kick it.
Old school And when I say it, I mean they're
(44:52):
rear in heads up, working moms. Just cause you're going
to Hell, don't mean your kids have to line up
with you. Five four days of Bible thumping but whooping
action yours for just twenty nine ninety five, runs Monday
through Friday. It's a Sword of Joshua independent full of
us for pennycostter assembly just onf Steed Road twenty three
(45:17):
on the Friday Road. This is Reverend Burray Collins or
Mining Years. Is time to turn so you don't burn
John Boy and Billy, y'all keep them straight.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Uphi whi y'all, let's play beating the Blonde. We got
the tools, we got the talent. Let's open up the
lines at one eight hundred big show. We'll do it
next
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