October 8, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we find out John Boy’s cows are whores.. - Jesse Jackson has a birthday today - so we’ll make fun of him!.. - Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report.. - Hoyt has a story about a prize winning bull owned by Delbert’s grandmother.. - Oliver weighs in on the environment.. - Mark Packer dials in for an update on all things college sports with his Southern Fried Football report.. - We’ll fill a Facebook request for the story about a buzzard and a Volkswagen.. - and Gary Busey takes us out with an entry in his diary…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in Summer Stuff. I have one
line I forgocket. Thank god, I can write down all
my bits.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm the dumb boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I can do upping out him. I was kind of mean.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
First thing in the morning, Jack could call my cows
a bunch of horse.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, it takes one to know what half her horn
out as a cooker to book a branch.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And had a new calf that morning, so we were
looking at that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, you came in and told us that you had
a new calf, and then you just said, oh, I
had another calf. I said, again, what are you doing
raising a bunch of horse?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
We were all out there on Tuesday and saw it.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, I was seeing Barry.
I was thinking about cows.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
O God.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, it's all about the bull.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
You know we got that.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, don't worry. Neal is taking care of the bull.
I'm lending him out.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Uh. I love your farm. The got go should have
about well four more.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm thinking here the next month or two depends on
how how Barney, how Barney the bull performed, and so
far he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That was a white face.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
That was a baldy mama, But uh he's a black angus.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So the calves come out just so heardy Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Anyway, if I told Deal Curry that you named all
these animals, he'd be the first one asking could he
work for you? That says right up his alley.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Uh good, well, good, well, we have big time, big time.
I hope everybody's doing well. We're up from the atom
and my cows are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are very honorable, very respectable.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yes, all right, we'll get the winning beginning with some
bull snut cleaning products out. All ties together here we're awake,
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
The first prize back is one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of Bull's Not cleaning products made in the USA.
Truck drivers keep America moving, and bulls not make sure
they look good doing it. You find bullsnout a truck
stops across America. Download that Bulls Not out when you
hit it at the Big Show dot Com. Hang on
We're gonna set you up to win some There we
go three days in history where we got our categories.
(03:25):
It was nineteen eighteen October eighth Sergeant Alvin C. York
almost single handedly killed twenty five German soldiers and captured
one hundred and thirty two in the Argonne Forest in
France during World War One. It was ordered the Congressional
Medal of Honor. A lot of movies made about osars.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
At York there. Yes, wow, all right, I move up
to ninety six.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I heard of forty five thirsty elephants charged out of
the hills near Calcutta, drank up all the beer and
destroyed six elee gold Indian breweries. Dumbfounded local officials said,
apparently elephants really like beer.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, he's good on a hot deal. They're spraying all
over themselves. What a waste.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Al Right, we'll finally ninety eight two people jumped to
their desk from the roof of a building where police
raided an illegal cricket fight in Shanghai. About one hundred
people were gambling on the insect fights. Police confiscated over
at one hundred eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I'll tell you how bad the jails are over here
in Shanghai.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Good all right, Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Just think about some fights and that'll round out the
categories one eight hundred Big shows you told free Line
across America. We play out birds next, Good morning, Let's
(05:15):
make show on the radio, Wednesday, October eighth, our feature
track when to Make Show. Bed Box got an entry
into the diary of Gary Music when he was on
Dancing with the Star. They words dancing in the bed
Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
And right now, let's flight.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize per Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time level big shots. Let's say, hey the James
from Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Wow, myself shot game.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Hey James, good morning, buddy, Good morning, sir, how man,
we are all wide away ready to get you this
prize pack. You're gonna cooperate and get you one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot right now, buddy, yes,
I shall let's do it in five seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Three wars ready go.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Vietnam War, World War two, the Golk War.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Now we need three places you or some elephants can
find beer ready to go, a bar.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
A public house and a refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And for the win. Three cons of fights ready go.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
You got a bar fight in a dark part and
a fight.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That yeah, all right, James, I hain't go for Jackie.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We'll set you up here, buddy ground.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Man.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Well.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I want to get a shout out to my wife
there and my daughter Alley, and all the guys that
have got the part apartment.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Can't go?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
All right, James, awesome man, proud to have you all boys. Listen, Man,
I'm gonna get out of my Augusta badge. It's got
into my truck coming out too.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, James, ain't okay? Why we're jumping out?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Catching you up on your news On the other side,
I remember in Rayford for this Wednesday morning, then Mad
Mike's in twenty.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Big shows on the radio. Here's Old Rafert again. My
desk is overflowing with things I've clipped from various sources
that I need to call some of them. So some
odds and ends and comments are same. This headline biagra
can help some dogs, but read on. It's not for
what you think. It's for dogs with severe pulmonary hypertension
(08:42):
high pressure in the lung vessels. Many affected dogs are
unable to walk across the room without collapsing. Once they
receive the proper dose of viagrant I. Get that proper
dose administered by a vent, these dogs can take short
daily walks with their owners and return to a more
normal life. Here's one about old folks doing stuff or
stuff being done to old folks. If you want to
(09:03):
make out like a bead bandit at Marti Gras, New Orleans,
don't just splash some skin, flash some wrinkly skin. According
to the curator of Costumes and Textiles at the Louisiana
State Museum, ulsters get more beads tossed at them than
women flashing their boobs. As Phillips explains, it's because bead
tossers want to make sure the old folks are having
(09:25):
a good time too. Dateline, New York. Some hip hop
artifacts are going to the Smithsonian. Some of the pioneering
artists today will begin donating their records, turntables, microphones, and
boom boxes for an exhibit at the Nation New Museum
of American History. There's a good idea for these punks
who let their boomboxes and their cars disturb the piece.
(09:48):
They don't care about the music, and let's not call
it music, called it urban noise. Notice, even in the
wintertime they ride around with their windows open, which shows
they're just showing off, showing up out. I say, Robert,
do you wait for a John Boy and Billy show?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning? This is a Big Joe on already. Let's
get this gone on. Make him wait, good morning, Big
Joe com.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
On belly Yo man, Max here, Max?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
How's it going?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
I'm hot, I'm propixulating. In fact, I don't even know
if I can bring myself to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, you don't really want to talk.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Right, If you're gon't drag it out of me?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
How you.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Not so good? I believe it or not. There's actually
a group who wants to wipe me off the face
of the earth. In fact, they want to wipe everybody
off the face of the earth. It's called I get this,
the Voluntary Human extinction movement. What now. These people believe
(11:12):
the biggest threat to the long term survival of our
planet is people. In other words, the world would be
a much better place to live if there was nobody
living on the way now. There's a few highlights on
their official website. Voluntary human extention is the humanitarian alternative
(11:32):
to human disasters. We don't carry on about how the
human race has shown itself to be a greedy parasite
on this once healthy planet. We present an encouraging alternative
to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's ecology.
The hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species
(11:54):
of plants and animals is the voluntary extention of one species,
Homo sapiens us. Each time one of us decides to
not add another one of us to the buillions already
squatting on this ravage planet, another ray of hope shines
through the gloom. Boys. I gotta say that's probably the
(12:18):
nicest way anybody's ever said they wish I was dead,
and believe it or not, I like his idea. They
don't just pick on smokers or fat people, or gas
hogs or Republicans these people hate everybody. You gotta admire
club when their goal is to wipe out in their
own membership, And are they got a valid poet? Think
(12:42):
about it? Couldn't you get along just fine without at
least two thirds of the people you put up with
on a daily basis? If I got no driving idiot
you get stuck behind on the way to work, or
that's not a fat gal at the DMV or the
dumb ass in front of you McDonald's who can't figuring
out what are for menu? It ain't changing nineteen eighty three.
(13:03):
Couldn't life be better if all these nerve rackings disappeared?
RD would? Well? Now there's a group that wants to
do something about it, the Voluntary Human Extation Movement. The
more of us there are, the less of us they'll be.
This is mad matter and by nature, never one of
you to drop dead. The world will thank you for
(13:26):
John Bond Bellis. You'll have a nice.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Duff good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Home, I have no home. Hunted despiesed leaping like an animal.
The jungle is my home. Oh why will show them
all that I am its master.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I will create my own race or people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And here are the first two Tomboy and Billy from
the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Good Morning, It's a big shoon the radio in Minnesas
Taylor Tamon news Oh. Jesson Jackson, civil rights activist Jesson
Jackson is eighty four years old.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Because he still got it?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Did he ever have it?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I want amaze that and love that letter. Right now
turn it over to the birthday boys.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
My fellow Americans.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
The revelation of my fornication has resulted in great consternation.
I come before you to honor my obligation and to
give explanation to the general population. I gave in to temptation.
The anticipation of gratification resulted in a copulation. I accepted
(15:32):
her invitation, which resulted in exactation, stimulation, penetration, and ultimately procreation.
She displayed great fascination with my display of variation. She
cried out for duplication, but I insisted upon termination. I
(15:55):
was eager to avoid infestation. This situation has caused me
great aggravation. The media agitation and provocation has resulted in denigration, degradation.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
And total humiliation.
Speaker 12 (16:11):
My wife is threatening castration, which would result in extended hospitalization.
I pray this matter will find culmination in my sactification
and rehabilitation, so that my plans for nomination to my
ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and determination. I
(16:33):
hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will
lead to the elimination of further provocation. Thank you very much,
keep hope alive.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Uh say, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
To be.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Good Morning Bikes shows on the radio coming up. We
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Speaker 1 (17:20):
Right now, it's time for Tater Taman news. Here's our girl.
Mar said, Tater Moram.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
You know, I think I'm going to talk about Taylor
just because well, you haven't had enough.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Of her, right, I know the Life of a Sugar.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Life of a Sugar. That happened on Friday. It came
out the release party, right, came out to theater. She
made thirty three million. Well, the movie made thirty three million.
She made fifty two percent off of the ticket sales
for that. So what I'm thinking like eighteen million? Maybe
I don't know, just just sitting there, I can't. Yeah,
it shows.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Okay, most people can't.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
And genius genius business woman. Target is like her for
the albums and her CDs is kind of like her
anchor store. You go into Target and it's playing over
the speakers. It's down several aisles. You can't miss the
albums and all the different CDs and stuff. Spotify huge.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Maybe I'm just old, but I can't understand her lyrics
when I listen to her songs.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm trying to, you know, to figure it out, but
I really can't. If they don't have teleproblems, some picture
in front of the stereo.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
U's a lot of big words, But I don't know. Yeah,
she said, she's probably not you're not her demo?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
No, definitely.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Now the swifties will like you go over the scrutinize
over the lyrics, trying to find out what they're yes.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Trying to say.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I heard something said she's got some lyrics about Travis
Kelsey's X in there.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Have you heard anything about that?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I haven't. I haven't heard about the X, but I've
heard about I've heard about. Yeah, I've heard. There's some
parents that are upset about the explicit language and topics.
She is a thirty five year old woman, and there
is a clean version so for parents that want their
ten year olds to be listening to Swiftiest. But but
(19:13):
if you're you know, of adult age, yeah, this is
it's kind of it's.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Kind of I'm of the adult age.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I want.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
To understand.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
And forty artists released albums of the Week before Taylor
Swift decided to just dominate, and so they, you know, yeah,
so they you know, got their little rating up there,
the top ten in the Billboard before she just came
in and just squashed everybody. So yeah, and she was
on the Graham Norton Show. It's a very popular show
over in England. He's funny dude, and of course they
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they gushed about her ring and hardware and talked about
her and all of that engagement stuff. And she's been
making her rounds about the album, but it's really about her,
her engagement, so she told she told Graham that yeah,
they haven't started planning it yet, but but they're going
to get through the promotion of the show Girls first
and then uh and then get to the word.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
To have a score a touchdown.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
So he's back finally, so he'll be will taken care
of Lady Gaga tease her next project. When talking last
week Stephen Colbert, she said, quote, what I really want
is to be a mom. That's my next starring role,
I hope. According to Entertainment Weekly, Justin Timberlake returned to
social media for the first time. She's looking for a bull.
(20:41):
So Justin Timberlake was diagnosed with lime disease and they
found out what that was because he just couldn't perform,
like he was so tired that he just couldn't do it.
So so they found out that it was lime disease.
So this is the first time he's hit social media
since that and hasn't performed in a while. But yeah,
he and Jessica Bill have been married thirteen years, So
that's good news. Nicole Kidman and Urban broken up?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Ye?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Broken up? Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
We together for a while?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, like twenty years or so, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Because I remember when Tom Cruise walked in with her
at the Sandwich Construction Company, you know, when we were
when I found a sweater for him.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
So nice of you.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
I can't help it.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And what about them walking in? What she was super
tall and she had to wear flats.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
And about two feet taller than he was. Everybody in
the bar was.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Well.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Keith took to the stage after Nicole filed for divorce,
and fans noticed that Keith's wedding band was missing. Well,
of course it would be, and he he was his
touring guitar. Touring guitarist, a twenty five year old named
Maggie Bas seemed to be the apple of his eye.
He even changed lyrics to a song, the Fighter, that
he wrote for Nicole. The original lyrics were something like
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when they're trying to get to your baby, I'll be
the fighter to when they're trying to get you Maggie,
I'll be your guitar player.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Wow, he's like sixty two, I think something like that
and she's twenty five.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
It's gonna work out. Sean Diddy colembs P Diddy Pee
Love Pee Puff. He received fifty months a sentence of
fifty months in federal prison for transporting male sex workers
across state lines.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
So he, I don't understand this whole Diddy deal. You know,
I haven't been paying that much. It did so mail
escort sex to be with his girlfriends, and he so
he just liked to he.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Hired, we hired sex workers and transferred them across state lines.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well you can't do that. There you go, and there
you understand it. Hoste parties.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Well she The judge issued the sentence of fifty months
plus half a million dollar fine and five years of
supervised release, and he'll be credited with time served since
last year's arrest. So he gets got that going for him,
which is nice. Didy's attorney showed eleven minute video highlighting
his charity and community outrich reached his uh, his children,
pleaded with the judge for leniency. Did he spoke on
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his own behalf to quote saying, I beg you, I
beg your honor for mercy to be a father again,
a son again and be a leader in my community
again and get the help I desperately need alone. I
don't know if he said it like that, but.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Take back over for the little Lebowskis.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
And someone else in the Mark Sanchez and a heap
of trouble. Mark former NFL quarterback Sanchez was charged Sunday
with three misdemeanors. He'll be arraigned later this week in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
And what happened, so he.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Helped me out with this Randy.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
There was a fighting lot.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Over a parking and he was intoxicated.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah, and the guy that he got in a fight
with is like sixties later sixties, and he basically beat
the you know, but.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Sixty The sixty nine year old retaliated as much as
he could. He pepper sprayed Sanchez, uh, and then when
that didn't work, he stabbed him times in the torso
according to ESPN, so both of the guys were admitted
to the hospital and the sixty nine year old had
a gash in his left cheek.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Is just the drunk then, is that what they're saying? Yeah, yeah,
what they're saying all allegedly of course, Yeah, he has
to be great, alright, and man, well, keep it down
on that. Let's see what happens there.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
We Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy. This review yesterday's question. Let's see that would
have been among the most consumed beverages in the world.
Water number one, This is number two?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
What is tea?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Tea? Okay?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Today's John Moore Jeopardy. When this was first installed in
the White House in eighteen ninety one, President Benjamin Harrison
was so terrified of it that he and his wife
refused to use it unless a servant activated it for them.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
What is the a nanny cam?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Nanny cab? No Little Early? What y'all got?
Speaker 13 (25:03):
One?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Big Show You told free line? We played John boy Jeopardy. Next,
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Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Humming Do You You? Wednesday? Hum Day featured track from
The Big Show, Big Box, an enter into the diary.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
Of Gary Busey when he was on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
There's your keywords dancing in the Big Box at the
Bigshow dot Com.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
And right now, let's play Jam's Live across America.
Speaker 6 (25:53):
It's John Boyd, Jeffary and now your host his excuse
for missing work on Monday, he accidentally drank invisible ink
and had to sit in the er all day waiting
to be seen.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Peez John Bart.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Because they heard Jason had a Saltvale virgin Ya. Good morning,
Jason morning, Hey Bardy, welcome. You got the first shot
at the old John boorgeopardy this morning, So Jason was.
It was Back in eighteen ninety one when this was
first installed in the White House, President Benjamin Harrison was
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kind of afraid of it. He and his wife refused
to use it unless a servant activated it for him.
What you think, Jason, I'll have to say electric light,
electric lights.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Let's go with electric.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
That will work.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Electriciti. This is pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
During that same time, the electric chair was becoming a
common form of execution. So the President Harrison only knew
two things about electricity. One the White House had just
been wired for it, and two it could kill people.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Their records there are a White House records that says
he and his wife, if a servant didn't come by
to flip the switch on her off, they'd sit in
the dark, or.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Or if they were already on, they'd sleep with the
lights on.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
You touch it.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Because that Jason wud good work, buddy, but gonna blue
em you prize back head up Saltville for you.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Sound good, lady.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
I appreciate it all right, body.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Ali bottom of the hour, Tommy, you knew on the
other side on time cat too for.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
This October the eight twenty minutes, we call ho what.
Speaker 13 (28:09):
H This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(28:37):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Come on, man, yell man mag here, how's it going, mag?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
How you think it's going? Well? What's a boy? The
economy is in sad shape, exemple the car companies, nobody's
taking it harder than the airlines. Seems like every time
you turn around, they're trying to charge you exetra for
something you used to get for free. Person was twenty
(29:12):
five bucks if you bag was too heavy, and they
started making you pay for them scrumptious in flight meals.
Now there's an airline that wants to charge you extrap
to use the toilet. And with the kind of food
they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to use the
toilet for you to get in the Disney World. According
(29:32):
to The New York Times, some budget airline over in
Ireland is talking about putting paid toilets on all their planes. Please,
have you ever been in an airplane toilet like trying
to take a dumping of MRI machine? And now they
want to charge you extra for prety. Soon it'll be
(29:53):
in case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, insert
a dollar and the bill slot and the oxygen mask
will drop down. And speaking of can't even take a
dumping peace anymore, the tree huggers have identified the next
major threat to the global environment toilet paper. All Green
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pieces all the twitter about how Americans love soft, fluffy
bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft toilet
paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's a
threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
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more littery than I do right now, my big old Basically,
green Peace wants us to go back to using that
cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had back in junior high school,
you know, to kind of still got chunks of wood
in it. Here's their incredible clothes. Fluffy toilet paper is
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worse for the environment than driving around in a hummer. First,
they were holier than now. Now they're butt holier than that. Look.
I ain't got nothing against the environment. But if it
comes down to a choice between old growth for us
and cotton now ultrasoft, I say, warm up the chainsaw.
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This is America. We didn't win two World Wars and
invent the big screen TV so we could go back
to wiping our butt with a Sears catalyst. If I'll
gore and all other en viral pusses want to start
using corn cobs again, y'all have that. As for me,
I'll give up my soft, fluffy toilet paper when you
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pride for my cold dead you know, now, praise the Lord,
passa charman and quit wording. John Boy Billy, y'all getting
straight up her Shawn Boyam Billy?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Good morning bikey shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Was moving around the phone a temptation trailer man. Hello,
oh man, it's hot man around mad John Boy Billy here,
Hody man?
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Wait are you beg hey? No driving nose picking knuckle
draggon but scratching hee hale looking for ah, not much?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What's up with you?
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Oh? Got me a new girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Whoay?
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Where do you guys meet?
Speaker 9 (33:02):
I run into her at the food.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
King Ah fell Love and the frozen food Isle.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Huh. No. When I say I run into her, I
mean in the parking lot. I told her me and
my partner on the body shop and offered to fix
her friender for free, and we just kind of hit
it off after that.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Well, congratulations, heart hasn't been going.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Oh her daddy has been sick. She just moved back
home to take care of him. He's one of them
hardcore independent Baptist type. Oh yeah, yeah, this part of
don't like me with the hoop. Every time I come
to pick Gitty up, he's always asking me all kinds
of questions about the Bible, trying to trip me up.
The other day, he says, son, and have you spent
any time studying the Bible? I said, well, probably not
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as much as I should. Sir, he says, well, how
about reciting the ten commandments for me? And I'll make
it easy for you. You can name them in any order.
I says, ten commandments, any order. Let's see two, four, five, nine.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Three, eight, and froze up a little bit.
Speaker 9 (34:04):
I tell you this here has got disaster rode.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
All over pus already. Hear them that reminds me what's
Delbert up to?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Well, speaking of looking at your sex relatives, Uh huh.
Dever has been up in West Jefferson for the last
two weeks taking care of me.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Ma.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Oh man was wrong with me?
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
All she fell down, hurt her knees.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh is you serious?
Speaker 9 (34:22):
No, it's just a slight spring. Doc says, she'll be
fine to come all week. But you know she's been
all along up her since Pee Paul died. Des up
happening out around the farm.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, how's that going, Mama?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
I having little trouble with Ferdinand, this so called prize
winning bull that she bought.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
To mate with the cows so called Uh yeah, Dever.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Says, Old Ferdinand wasn't showing no interest in his shall
we say, a work at all. So they went to
see the vat and said, what do you think of
hard to do?
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Dog?
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Give him these pills, said, make sure old Ferdinand takes
one of these every day. Inside of a week, I
believe you see a dramatic change in his behavior. Well,
sure enough, a few days later, I calls back and
asks how it was going. Deb says, it's going great.
That old bull got plumb jinkye with it after a
day show, took care of all the meme off Carols,
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busted through the fence, took care of all the neighbors
Carols too. Whoa, I says, Wow, Hey, what kind of
pills did the dog give him? Debor says, I ain't sure,
but they tasted colonl Like Pepperman, I.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Got to go to farms in such good hands, like,
oh yeah, he's a.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Regular Oliver window Domin run here, you gonna Seeland. Yeah, well,
well you tell him, I said, uh huh, he'll know
what you mean.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Y'all.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Keep it straight up.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Here morning.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
The big show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over to his outfit.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Now.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Like listening to John Boy and Billy and that they're
big show. I like way they talk. They're funny ahah
not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out why John Boy had a hard time getting started
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Ain't gotten the gaze. Good morning, that's a big.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Show on al radiol.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Right, you.
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Don't have to miss any of the Big show these days.
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Speaker 1 (37:15):
If you know there, I'm going Billy Late Risers podcast
because you gotta get that a car.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
You don't miss what Oliver talking about it in minutes,
don't let it happen, Give me time to come make
it through the door. Here comes all right, Big Shoe
rolls on. Good morning, Big Show's on a radio art.
I take a seat and tell you what you can
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we got a big old Happy Herd prize pack. Happy
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Speaker 1 (38:04):
I hang on, win you some in minutes. Where's ere
we go? It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 11 (38:14):
Well, well, well, there's been a lot going on in
the news lately the border impeachment. Cam Newton sprained an
ankle when he fell off his high heel. You think
the world was coming to an end? And according to
wild eye Democrats, liberal news outlets, and a bunch of
government funded scientists, the world is going to end in
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about twelve years. Well, since I've been alive longer than
a minute, pardon me if I'm skeptical, because if you've
been paying attention, you've heard all this bs before. Let
me preach on it. For the last fifty years, doomsayers
have been proclaiming the science is settled. But the problem
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is none of their little ecopocalyptic predictions came to pass ever,
But God love them, they keep trying. I guess it
helps that there's always a new crop of gullible morons
who swallow their bunk, hook line and sinking and speak
of the devil. All of a sudden, they're pinning their
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hopes on a crazy little Swedish kid who apparently was
never given a toothbrush. But let's look at a few
of the losers who missed it by a mile long
before she came along. In nineteen sixty seven, Stanford University
professor Paul Erlick predicted that everyone would disappear in a
cloud of blue steam by nineteen eighty nine. Why famine
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caused by population explosion? Controlling the population is a pretty
big deal for climate knuckleheads. A few years later, this
genius also said, the problem with environmental problems is that
by the time you have enough evidence to convince people
you're dead. The truly wonderful thing is he lived long
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enough to know that he was wrong and that famine
he talked about. Have you seen all these fat kids?
In nineteen seventy, James Large, a scientist at the National
Center for Atmospheric Research, opined that air pollution would block
the sun and cause a new ice age. This sentiment
was echoed by doctor Rasoul at the National Aeronautics and
(40:30):
Space Administration at Columbia University, saying that current pollution levels
sustained over time would drop the temperature so significantly that
it would trigger a new ice age.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Well, we're waiting. In nineteen eighty.
Speaker 11 (40:47):
Eight, they predicted the sea levels would rise to a
point that the Moldive Islands would be completely underwater. In fact,
the seas would obliterate entire nations, including parts of the
United States.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Did someone not tell.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Obama about this before he bought his fifteen million dollar
place on Martha's Vineyard? And doesn't al Gore have oceanfront property?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Huh, that's odd.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
And it goes on and on and on. Al Gore
said the Arctic will be ice free by twenty eighteen. Oops,
it's still there. In two thousand and nine, Prince Charles said,
we only have eight years to save the planet. I
can't do the accent. They went from an ice age
to global warming and then decided to just use a
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catch all climate change. Better safe than sorry. I guess
your dopey liberal friends will say ninety seven percent of
scientists agree that climate change is real. But it doesn't
matter that they left out man made and it's not
important to know the number of scientists queried, or that
all these pointy head brainiacs are dependent on government grants,
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And what does it matter that five hundred scientists and
a letter to the UN calling out man made climate
change as a hoax. And now that intellectual colossus Alexandria
Ocazio Cortez says we only have twelve years to save
the world. You know what's going to happen in twelve years,
they'll push the timeline back again to accommodate all the
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idiots new to the movement. Now, this couldn't possibly be
a thinly veiled attempt at controlling every aspect of our lives?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Could it?
Speaker 11 (42:29):
What we drive, where we live, what we can eat,
who's fit to survive? If you haven't read the Green
New Deal, you should. By the end you'll understand green
doesn't mean renewable, It really means bunny ours. But just
remember the science is settled.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Angel alright there, Tyler, perch on up.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Maybe time to beat the blonde for some happy herd.
What eight hundred big shows you told Free Line across
America we'll play next
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio. Hangout,
we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie star.
I did one play in Summer Stuff. I have one
line I forgocket. Thank god, I can write down all
my bits.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'm the dumb boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I can do upping out him. I was kind of mean.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
First thing in the morning, Jack could call my cows
a bunch of horse.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well, it takes one to know what half her horn
out as a cooker to book a branch.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And had a new calf that morning, so we were
looking at that.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, you came in and told us that you had
a new calf, and then you just said, oh, I
had another calf. I said, again, what are you doing
raising a bunch of horse?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
We were all out there on Tuesday and saw it.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, I was seeing Barry.
I was thinking about cows.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
O God.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, it's all about the bull.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
You know we got that.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, don't worry. Neal is taking care of the bull.
I'm lending him out.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Uh. I love your farm. The got go should have
about well four more.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I'm thinking here the next month or two depends on
how how Barney, how Barney the bull performed, and so
far he's doing pretty good.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
That was a white face.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
That was a baldy mama, But uh he's a black angus.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
So the calves come out just so heardy Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Anyway, if I told Deal Curry that you named all
these animals, he'd be the first one asking could he
work for you? That says right up his alley.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Uh good, well, good, well, we have big time, big time.
I hope everybody's doing well. We're up from the atom
and my cows are.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Are very honorable, very respectable.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yes, all right, we'll get the winning beginning with some
bull snut cleaning products out. All ties together here we're awake,
Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
Yeah.
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Truck drivers keep America moving, and bulls not make sure
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hit it at the Big Show dot Com. Hang on
We're gonna set you up to win some There we
go three days in history where we got our categories.
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It was nineteen eighteen October eighth Sergeant Alvin C. York
almost single handedly killed twenty five German soldiers and captured
one hundred and thirty two in the Argonne Forest in
France during World War One. It was ordered the Congressional
Medal of Honor. A lot of movies made about osars.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
At York there. Yes, wow, all right, I move up
to ninety six.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
I heard of forty five thirsty elephants charged out of
the hills near Calcutta, drank up all the beer and
destroyed six elee gold Indian breweries. Dumbfounded local officials said,
apparently elephants really like beer.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, he's good on a hot deal. They're spraying all
over themselves. What a waste.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Al Right, we'll finally ninety eight two people jumped to
their desk from the roof of a building where police
raided an illegal cricket fight in Shanghai. About one hundred
people were gambling on the insect fights. Police confiscated over
at one hundred eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I'll tell you how bad the jails are over here
in Shanghai.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Good all right, Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Just think about some fights and that'll round out the
categories one eight hundred Big shows you told free Line
across America. We play out birds next, Good morning, Let's
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make show on the radio, Wednesday, October eighth, our feature
track when to Make Show. Bed Box got an entry
into the diary of Gary Music when he was on
Dancing with the Star. They words dancing in the bed
Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
And right now, let's flight.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the Big
Prize per Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time level big shots. Let's say, hey the James
from Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Wow, myself shot game.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Hey James, good morning, buddy, Good morning, sir, how man,
we are all wide away ready to get you this
prize pack. You're gonna cooperate and get you one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot right now, buddy, yes,
I shall let's do it in five seconds.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Three wars ready go.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
Vietnam War, World War two, the Golk War.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Now we need three places you or some elephants can
find beer ready to go, a bar.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
A public house and a refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And for the win. Three cons of fights ready go.
Speaker 9 (07:01):
You got a bar fight in a dark part and
a fight.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That yeah, all right, James, I hain't go for Jackie.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
We'll set you up here, buddy ground.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Man.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Well.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I want to get a shout out to my wife
there and my daughter Alley, and all the guys that
have got the part apartment.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Can't go?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
All right, James, awesome man, proud to have you all boys. Listen, Man,
I'm gonna get out of my Augusta badge. It's got
into my truck coming out too.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, James, ain't okay? Why we're jumping out?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Catching you up on your news On the other side,
I remember in Rayford for this Wednesday morning, then Mad
Mike's in twenty.
Speaker 10 (08:20):
Big shows on the radio. Here's Old Rafert again. My
desk is overflowing with things I've clipped from various sources
that I need to call some of them. So some
odds and ends and comments are same. This headline biagra
can help some dogs, but read on. It's not for
what you think. It's for dogs with severe pulmonary hypertension
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high pressure in the lung vessels. Many affected dogs are
unable to walk across the room without collapsing. Once they
receive the proper dose of viagrant I. Get that proper
dose administered by a vent, these dogs can take short
daily walks with their owners and return to a more
normal life. Here's one about old folks doing stuff or
stuff being done to old folks. If you want to
(09:03):
make out like a bead bandit at Marti Gras, New Orleans,
don't just splash some skin, flash some wrinkly skin. According
to the curator of Costumes and Textiles at the Louisiana
State Museum, ulsters get more beads tossed at them than
women flashing their boobs. As Phillips explains, it's because bead
tossers want to make sure the old folks are having
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a good time too. Dateline, New York. Some hip hop
artifacts are going to the Smithsonian. Some of the pioneering
artists today will begin donating their records, turntables, microphones, and
boom boxes for an exhibit at the Nation New Museum
of American History. There's a good idea for these punks
who let their boomboxes and their cars disturb the piece.
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They don't care about the music, and let's not call
it music, called it urban noise. Notice, even in the
wintertime they ride around with their windows open, which shows
they're just showing off, showing up out. I say, Robert,
do you wait for a John Boy and Billy show?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Good morning? This is a Big Joe on already. Let's
get this gone on. Make him wait, good morning, Big
Joe com.
Speaker 7 (10:35):
On belly Yo man, Max here, Max?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
How's it going?
Speaker 7 (10:39):
I'm hot, I'm propixulating. In fact, I don't even know
if I can bring myself to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, you don't really want to talk.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Right, If you're gon't drag it out of me?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
How you.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
Not so good? I believe it or not. There's actually
a group who wants to wipe me off the face
of the earth. In fact, they want to wipe everybody
off the face of the earth. It's called I get this,
the Voluntary Human extinction movement. What now. These people believe
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the biggest threat to the long term survival of our
planet is people. In other words, the world would be
a much better place to live if there was nobody
living on the way now. There's a few highlights on
their official website. Voluntary human extention is the humanitarian alternative
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to human disasters. We don't carry on about how the
human race has shown itself to be a greedy parasite
on this once healthy planet. We present an encouraging alternative
to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's ecology.
The hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species
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of plants and animals is the voluntary extention of one species,
Homo sapiens us. Each time one of us decides to
not add another one of us to the buillions already
squatting on this ravage planet, another ray of hope shines
through the gloom. Boys. I gotta say that's probably the
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nicest way anybody's ever said they wish I was dead,
and believe it or not, I like his idea. They
don't just pick on smokers or fat people, or gas
hogs or Republicans these people hate everybody. You gotta admire
club when their goal is to wipe out in their
own membership, And are they got a valid poet? Think
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about it? Couldn't you get along just fine without at
least two thirds of the people you put up with
on a daily basis? If I got no driving idiot
you get stuck behind on the way to work, or
that's not a fat gal at the DMV or the
dumb ass in front of you McDonald's who can't figuring
out what are for menu? It ain't changing nineteen eighty three.
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Couldn't life be better if all these nerve rackings disappeared?
RD would? Well? Now there's a group that wants to
do something about it, the Voluntary Human Extation Movement. The
more of us there are, the less of us they'll be.
This is mad matter and by nature, never one of
you to drop dead. The world will thank you for
(13:26):
John Bond Bellis. You'll have a nice.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Duff good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Home, I have no home. Hunted despiesed leaping like an animal.
The jungle is my home. Oh why will show them
all that I am its master.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I will create my own race or people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
And here are the first two Tomboy and Billy from
the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Good Morning, It's a big shoon the radio in Minnesas
Taylor Tamon news Oh. Jesson Jackson, civil rights activist Jesson
Jackson is eighty four years old.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Because he still got it?
Speaker 7 (14:58):
Did he ever have it?
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I want amaze that and love that letter. Right now
turn it over to the birthday boys.
Speaker 11 (15:05):
My fellow Americans.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
The revelation of my fornication has resulted in great consternation.
I come before you to honor my obligation and to
give explanation to the general population. I gave in to temptation.
The anticipation of gratification resulted in a copulation. I accepted
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her invitation, which resulted in exactation, stimulation, penetration, and ultimately procreation.
She displayed great fascination with my display of variation. She
cried out for duplication, but I insisted upon termination. I
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was eager to avoid infestation. This situation has caused me
great aggravation. The media agitation and provocation has resulted in denigration, degradation.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
And total humiliation.
Speaker 12 (16:11):
My wife is threatening castration, which would result in extended hospitalization.
I pray this matter will find culmination in my sactification
and rehabilitation, so that my plans for nomination to my
ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and determination. I
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hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will
lead to the elimination of further provocation. Thank you very much,
keep hope alive.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Uh say, I wouldn't want.
Speaker 7 (16:49):
To be.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Good Morning Bikes shows on the radio coming up. We
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Speaker 1 (17:20):
Right now, it's time for Tater Taman news. Here's our girl.
Mar said, Tater Moram.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
You know, I think I'm going to talk about Taylor
just because well, you haven't had enough.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Of her, right, I know the Life of a Sugar.
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Life of a Sugar. That happened on Friday. It came
out the release party, right, came out to theater. She
made thirty three million. Well, the movie made thirty three million.
She made fifty two percent off of the ticket sales
for that. So what I'm thinking like eighteen million? Maybe
I don't know, just just sitting there, I can't. Yeah,
it shows.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
Okay, most people can't.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
And genius genius business woman. Target is like her for
the albums and her CDs is kind of like her
anchor store. You go into Target and it's playing over
the speakers. It's down several aisles. You can't miss the
albums and all the different CDs and stuff. Spotify huge.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Maybe I'm just old, but I can't understand her lyrics
when I listen to her songs.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm trying to, you know, to figure it out, but
I really can't. If they don't have teleproblems, some picture
in front of the stereo.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
U's a lot of big words, But I don't know. Yeah,
she said, she's probably not you're not her demo?
Speaker 6 (18:39):
No, definitely.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Now the swifties will like you go over the scrutinize
over the lyrics, trying to find out what they're yes.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Trying to say.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I heard something said she's got some lyrics about Travis
Kelsey's X in there.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Have you heard anything about that?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I haven't. I haven't heard about the X, but I've
heard about I've heard about. Yeah, I've heard. There's some
parents that are upset about the explicit language and topics.
She is a thirty five year old woman, and there
is a clean version so for parents that want their
ten year olds to be listening to Swiftiest. But but
(19:13):
if you're you know, of adult age, yeah, this is
it's kind of it's.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Kind of I'm of the adult age.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I want.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
To understand.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
And forty artists released albums of the Week before Taylor
Swift decided to just dominate, and so they, you know, yeah,
so they you know, got their little rating up there,
the top ten in the Billboard before she just came
in and just squashed everybody. So yeah, and she was
on the Graham Norton Show. It's a very popular show
over in England. He's funny dude, and of course they
(19:47):
they gushed about her ring and hardware and talked about
her and all of that engagement stuff. And she's been
making her rounds about the album, but it's really about her,
her engagement, so she told she told Graham that yeah,
they haven't started planning it yet, but but they're going
to get through the promotion of the show Girls first
and then uh and then get to the word.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
To have a score a touchdown.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
So he's back finally, so he'll be will taken care
of Lady Gaga tease her next project. When talking last
week Stephen Colbert, she said, quote, what I really want
is to be a mom. That's my next starring role,
I hope. According to Entertainment Weekly, Justin Timberlake returned to
social media for the first time. She's looking for a bull.
(20:41):
So Justin Timberlake was diagnosed with lime disease and they
found out what that was because he just couldn't perform,
like he was so tired that he just couldn't do it.
So so they found out that it was lime disease.
So this is the first time he's hit social media
since that and hasn't performed in a while. But yeah,
he and Jessica Bill have been married thirteen years, So
that's good news. Nicole Kidman and Urban broken up?
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Ye?
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Broken up? Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (21:03):
We together for a while?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, like twenty years or so, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Because I remember when Tom Cruise walked in with her
at the Sandwich Construction Company, you know, when we were
when I found a sweater for him.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
So nice of you.
Speaker 9 (21:15):
I can't help it.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And what about them walking in? What she was super
tall and she had to wear flats.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
And about two feet taller than he was. Everybody in
the bar was.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
Well.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Keith took to the stage after Nicole filed for divorce,
and fans noticed that Keith's wedding band was missing. Well,
of course it would be, and he he was his
touring guitar. Touring guitarist, a twenty five year old named
Maggie Bas seemed to be the apple of his eye.
He even changed lyrics to a song, the Fighter, that
he wrote for Nicole. The original lyrics were something like
(21:51):
when they're trying to get to your baby, I'll be
the fighter to when they're trying to get you Maggie,
I'll be your guitar player.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Wow, he's like sixty two, I think something like that
and she's twenty five.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
It's gonna work out. Sean Diddy colembs P Diddy Pee
Love Pee Puff. He received fifty months a sentence of
fifty months in federal prison for transporting male sex workers
across state lines.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
So he, I don't understand this whole Diddy deal. You know,
I haven't been paying that much. It did so mail
escort sex to be with his girlfriends, and he so
he just liked to he.
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Hired, we hired sex workers and transferred them across state lines.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well you can't do that. There you go, and there
you understand it. Hoste parties.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
Well she The judge issued the sentence of fifty months
plus half a million dollar fine and five years of
supervised release, and he'll be credited with time served since
last year's arrest. So he gets got that going for him,
which is nice. Didy's attorney showed eleven minute video highlighting
his charity and community outrich reached his uh, his children,
pleaded with the judge for leniency. Did he spoke on
(23:00):
his own behalf to quote saying, I beg you, I
beg your honor for mercy to be a father again,
a son again and be a leader in my community
again and get the help I desperately need alone. I
don't know if he said it like that, but.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Take back over for the little Lebowskis.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
And someone else in the Mark Sanchez and a heap
of trouble. Mark former NFL quarterback Sanchez was charged Sunday
with three misdemeanors. He'll be arraigned later this week in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
And what happened, so he.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Helped me out with this Randy.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
There was a fighting lot.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Over a parking and he was intoxicated.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Yeah, and the guy that he got in a fight
with is like sixties later sixties, and he basically beat
the you know, but.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Sixty The sixty nine year old retaliated as much as
he could. He pepper sprayed Sanchez, uh, and then when
that didn't work, he stabbed him times in the torso
according to ESPN, so both of the guys were admitted
to the hospital and the sixty nine year old had
a gash in his left cheek.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Is just the drunk then, is that what they're saying? Yeah, yeah,
what they're saying all allegedly of course, Yeah, he has
to be great, alright, and man, well, keep it down
on that. Let's see what happens there.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
We Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boyd Jeopardy. This review yesterday's question. Let's see that would
have been among the most consumed beverages in the world.
Water number one, This is number two?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
What is tea?
Speaker 7 (24:38):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Tea? Okay?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Today's John Moore Jeopardy. When this was first installed in
the White House in eighteen ninety one, President Benjamin Harrison
was so terrified of it that he and his wife
refused to use it unless a servant activated it for them.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
What is the a nanny cam?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Nanny cab? No Little Early? What y'all got?
Speaker 13 (25:03):
One?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 4 (25:03):
Big Show You told free line? We played John boy Jeopardy. Next,
(25:33):
Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
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Humming Do You You? Wednesday? Hum Day featured track from
The Big Show, Big Box, an enter into the diary.
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Of Gary Busey when he was on Dancing with the Stars.
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And right now, let's play Jam's Live across America.
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It's John Boyd, Jeffary and now your host his excuse
for missing work on Monday, he accidentally drank invisible ink
and had to sit in the er all day waiting
to be seen.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Peez John Bart.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Because they heard Jason had a Saltvale virgin Ya. Good morning,
Jason morning, Hey Bardy, welcome. You got the first shot
at the old John boorgeopardy this morning, So Jason was.
It was Back in eighteen ninety one when this was
first installed in the White House, President Benjamin Harrison was
(26:35):
kind of afraid of it. He and his wife refused
to use it unless a servant activated it for him.
What you think, Jason, I'll have to say electric light,
electric lights.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Let's go with electric.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
That will work.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Electriciti. This is pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
During that same time, the electric chair was becoming a
common form of execution. So the President Harrison only knew
two things about electricity. One the White House had just
been wired for it, and two it could kill people.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Their records there are a White House records that says
he and his wife, if a servant didn't come by
to flip the switch on her off, they'd sit in
the dark, or.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Or if they were already on, they'd sleep with the
lights on.
Speaker 7 (27:37):
You touch it.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Because that Jason wud good work, buddy, but gonna blue
em you prize back head up Saltville for you.
Speaker 9 (27:47):
Sound good, lady.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
I appreciate it all right, body.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Ali bottom of the hour, Tommy, you knew on the
other side on time cat too for.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
This October the eight twenty minutes, we call ho what.
Speaker 13 (28:09):
H This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(28:37):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Come on, man, yell man mag here, how's it going, mag?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
How you think it's going? Well? What's a boy? The
economy is in sad shape, exemple the car companies, nobody's
taking it harder than the airlines. Seems like every time
you turn around, they're trying to charge you exetra for
something you used to get for free. Person was twenty
(29:12):
five bucks if you bag was too heavy, and they
started making you pay for them scrumptious in flight meals.
Now there's an airline that wants to charge you extrap
to use the toilet. And with the kind of food
they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to use the
toilet for you to get in the Disney World. According
(29:32):
to The New York Times, some budget airline over in
Ireland is talking about putting paid toilets on all their planes. Please,
have you ever been in an airplane toilet like trying
to take a dumping of MRI machine? And now they
want to charge you extra for prety. Soon it'll be
(29:53):
in case of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, insert
a dollar and the bill slot and the oxygen mask
will drop down. And speaking of can't even take a
dumping peace anymore, the tree huggers have identified the next
major threat to the global environment toilet paper. All Green
(30:13):
pieces all the twitter about how Americans love soft, fluffy
bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planet. Extra soft toilet
paper uses more trees than budget brands, and that's a
threat to all the old growth forest around the world. Well,
let me just say, and I have never met this
(30:35):
more littery than I do right now, my big old Basically,
green Peace wants us to go back to using that
cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had back in junior high school,
you know, to kind of still got chunks of wood
in it. Here's their incredible clothes. Fluffy toilet paper is
(30:55):
worse for the environment than driving around in a hummer. First,
they were holier than now. Now they're butt holier than that. Look.
I ain't got nothing against the environment. But if it
comes down to a choice between old growth for us
and cotton now ultrasoft, I say, warm up the chainsaw.
(31:19):
This is America. We didn't win two World Wars and
invent the big screen TV so we could go back
to wiping our butt with a Sears catalyst. If I'll
gore and all other en viral pusses want to start
using corn cobs again, y'all have that. As for me,
I'll give up my soft, fluffy toilet paper when you
(31:41):
pride for my cold dead you know, now, praise the Lord,
passa charman and quit wording. John Boy Billy, y'all getting
straight up her Shawn Boyam Billy?
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Good morning bikey shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Was moving around the phone a temptation trailer man. Hello,
oh man, it's hot man around mad John Boy Billy here,
Hody man?
Speaker 9 (32:46):
Wait are you beg hey? No driving nose picking knuckle
draggon but scratching hee hale looking for ah, not much?
Speaker 1 (32:55):
What's up with you?
Speaker 9 (32:57):
Oh? Got me a new girlfriend?
Speaker 1 (32:59):
Whoay?
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Where do you guys meet?
Speaker 9 (33:02):
I run into her at the food.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
King Ah fell Love and the frozen food Isle.
Speaker 9 (33:07):
Huh. No. When I say I run into her, I
mean in the parking lot. I told her me and
my partner on the body shop and offered to fix
her friender for free, and we just kind of hit
it off after that.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Well, congratulations, heart hasn't been going.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
Oh her daddy has been sick. She just moved back
home to take care of him. He's one of them
hardcore independent Baptist type. Oh yeah, yeah, this part of
don't like me with the hoop. Every time I come
to pick Gitty up, he's always asking me all kinds
of questions about the Bible, trying to trip me up.
The other day, he says, son, and have you spent
any time studying the Bible? I said, well, probably not
(33:43):
as much as I should. Sir, he says, well, how
about reciting the ten commandments for me? And I'll make
it easy for you. You can name them in any order.
I says, ten commandments, any order. Let's see two, four, five, nine.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Three, eight, and froze up a little bit.
Speaker 9 (34:04):
I tell you this here has got disaster rode.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
All over pus already. Hear them that reminds me what's
Delbert up to?
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Well, speaking of looking at your sex relatives, Uh huh.
Dever has been up in West Jefferson for the last
two weeks taking care of me.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Ma.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Oh man was wrong with me?
Speaker 5 (34:19):
Mom?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
All she fell down, hurt her knees.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh is you serious?
Speaker 9 (34:22):
No, it's just a slight spring. Doc says, she'll be
fine to come all week. But you know she's been
all along up her since Pee Paul died. Des up
happening out around the farm.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Well, how's that going, Mama?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
I having little trouble with Ferdinand, this so called prize
winning bull that she bought.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
To mate with the cows so called Uh yeah, Dever.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Says, Old Ferdinand wasn't showing no interest in his shall
we say, a work at all. So they went to
see the vat and said, what do you think of
hard to do?
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Dog?
Speaker 9 (34:53):
Give him these pills, said, make sure old Ferdinand takes
one of these every day. Inside of a week, I
believe you see a dramatic change in his behavior. Well,
sure enough, a few days later, I calls back and
asks how it was going. Deb says, it's going great.
That old bull got plumb jinkye with it after a
day show, took care of all the meme off Carols,
(35:13):
busted through the fence, took care of all the neighbors
Carols too. Whoa, I says, Wow, Hey, what kind of
pills did the dog give him? Debor says, I ain't sure,
but they tasted colonl Like Pepperman, I.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Got to go to farms in such good hands, like,
oh yeah, he's a.
Speaker 9 (35:30):
Regular Oliver window Domin run here, you gonna Seeland. Yeah, well,
well you tell him, I said, uh huh, he'll know
what you mean.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
Y'all.
Speaker 9 (35:40):
Keep it straight up.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Here morning.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
The big show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over to his outfit.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Now.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Like listening to John Boy and Billy and that they're
big show. I like way they talk. They're funny ahah
not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured
out why John Boy had a hard time getting started
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Ain't gotten the gaze. Good morning, that's a big.
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Show on al radiol.
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Speaker 1 (38:04):
I hang on, win you some in minutes. Where's ere
we go? It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 11 (38:14):
Well, well, well, there's been a lot going on in
the news lately the border impeachment. Cam Newton sprained an
ankle when he fell off his high heel. You think
the world was coming to an end? And according to
wild eye Democrats, liberal news outlets, and a bunch of
government funded scientists, the world is going to end in
(38:37):
about twelve years. Well, since I've been alive longer than
a minute, pardon me if I'm skeptical, because if you've
been paying attention, you've heard all this bs before. Let
me preach on it. For the last fifty years, doomsayers
have been proclaiming the science is settled. But the problem
(39:01):
is none of their little ecopocalyptic predictions came to pass ever,
But God love them, they keep trying. I guess it
helps that there's always a new crop of gullible morons
who swallow their bunk, hook line and sinking and speak
of the devil. All of a sudden, they're pinning their
(39:21):
hopes on a crazy little Swedish kid who apparently was
never given a toothbrush. But let's look at a few
of the losers who missed it by a mile long
before she came along. In nineteen sixty seven, Stanford University
professor Paul Erlick predicted that everyone would disappear in a
cloud of blue steam by nineteen eighty nine. Why famine
(39:47):
caused by population explosion? Controlling the population is a pretty
big deal for climate knuckleheads. A few years later, this
genius also said, the problem with environmental problems is that
by the time you have enough evidence to convince people
you're dead. The truly wonderful thing is he lived long
(40:07):
enough to know that he was wrong and that famine
he talked about. Have you seen all these fat kids?
In nineteen seventy, James Large, a scientist at the National
Center for Atmospheric Research, opined that air pollution would block
the sun and cause a new ice age. This sentiment
was echoed by doctor Rasoul at the National Aeronautics and
(40:30):
Space Administration at Columbia University, saying that current pollution levels
sustained over time would drop the temperature so significantly that
it would trigger a new ice age.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Well, we're waiting. In nineteen eighty.
Speaker 11 (40:47):
Eight, they predicted the sea levels would rise to a
point that the Moldive Islands would be completely underwater. In fact,
the seas would obliterate entire nations, including parts of the
United States.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Did someone not tell.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Obama about this before he bought his fifteen million dollar
place on Martha's Vineyard? And doesn't al Gore have oceanfront property?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Huh, that's odd.
Speaker 11 (41:13):
And it goes on and on and on. Al Gore
said the Arctic will be ice free by twenty eighteen. Oops,
it's still there. In two thousand and nine, Prince Charles said,
we only have eight years to save the planet. I
can't do the accent. They went from an ice age
to global warming and then decided to just use a
(41:36):
catch all climate change. Better safe than sorry. I guess
your dopey liberal friends will say ninety seven percent of
scientists agree that climate change is real. But it doesn't
matter that they left out man made and it's not
important to know the number of scientists queried, or that
all these pointy head brainiacs are dependent on government grants,
(41:57):
And what does it matter that five hundred scientists and
a letter to the UN calling out man made climate
change as a hoax. And now that intellectual colossus Alexandria
Ocazio Cortez says we only have twelve years to save
the world. You know what's going to happen in twelve years,
they'll push the timeline back again to accommodate all the
(42:20):
idiots new to the movement. Now, this couldn't possibly be
a thinly veiled attempt at controlling every aspect of our lives?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Could it?
Speaker 11 (42:29):
What we drive, where we live, what we can eat,
who's fit to survive? If you haven't read the Green
New Deal, you should. By the end you'll understand green
doesn't mean renewable, It really means bunny ours. But just
remember the science is settled.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Angel alright there, Tyler, perch on up.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Maybe time to beat the blonde for some happy herd.
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