June 11, 2025 • 44 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy is on the mend from dental surgery- and we have confirmed he does need his mouth to do a radio show.. - but have no fear, we’ve got you covered! - Today’s podcast is an Encore Edition of the show, that originally aired on June 29th, 2022… - Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you do Big Show podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Fans, Citizen Randy at your service, if you haven't heard,
John Boy had a bit of a mishap this week
and ended up having to have oral surgery. Yeah, he's
doing fine, but obviously it's kind of hard to do
a radio show without your mouth. So we are cutting
him some slack and we are giving you this uncore
edition of The John Boy and Billy Big Show for
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today's podcast. This originally aired on June twenty ninth, twenty
twenty two.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I hope you enjoy.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
PGA do love being at him. It is Wednesday, June
twenty ninth. You're gonna run out of June come tomorrow.
Part of that is a John Boy Bill and the Gang.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Hey Gang, a.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Tad to jagging around. Dog set here when you won't
do Lis say here nixt Searcy. In a couple of hours,
he's going to join us as next he is. He'm
in Hollywood, California. That Nick seriously heart from Justified. Yeah,
that's that's a man. I was watching the y'all watch
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the Old Man New Show.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm started watching that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's cool man. That bank's got some goodings And I
was thinking about Justified. That's who had Justified on. Of
course Nick played the art and Timothy Oldipont.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
And you know they're gonna do another handful of Justified
episode sometime the next couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Tell me about that, looking forward to that. Yeah, we'll
be right on that.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I want the old man's dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm yeah, he's got some dogs. And you notice he
talks to him in German.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, they're like ninja dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
They're amazing closed caps. You know, one old man trying
to watch another. I'm about to have that German to
them dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Honey.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's there on the screen.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Because the idea was catch up and Nick here a
couple hours see today National Days, National Camera Day.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, if you got a phone, you got a
camera there? Yeah? Boyd did that knock the camera deal?
They got a yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do they lose money to stock market and all that?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Just the company is going away, that's right, got to diversify.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you can't give a good SLR even digital camera away.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Anymore, is that right?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (02:23):
I mean the value of them have gone so far down.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
If you think about all the products the iPhone did
away with, you know, those little pocket voice recorders, nobody's
got those anymore. You got your camera, you got flashlight. Daytimers, Yeah, daytimers, and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh they will will still have to carry a pocket knife.
Goes in little fruitcakes. Ain't gonna put no knife on
the I phone.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Trutcakes.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You can hit somebody in the head with it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Be a bond object, always looking on the bright side.
All right, let's say what the National Waffle Iron Day
in this National Almond butter Crunch Day. Okay, good well,
we got a three days in history saved up. It'll
be worth it. Get our first prize pack out and
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Good morning, and got a big show on the radio.
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Speaker 1 (03:49):
Aye y'all.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Three dates in history where we get our categories. Nineteen
ninety one, the world's largest burrito was made in Newton, Kansas.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Well, technically, says the world's longest burrito.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Well it does.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, one thousand, five hundred and ninety eight feet long.
We says foot long burrito.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
How do you know it was the world's longest barrito?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well look at it, man, all right, yeah, very lot
of ingredients that you went into that, and I think
you'll know what's in the burritos.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
See, he thinks of the simplest things.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
First, we're gonna be saving so much time we are
category number two. Nineteen ninety two, doctors in Pittsburgh reported
the first transplant of a baboons liver into a human patient.
The thirty five year old recipients are fived three months
the brand new baboon liver.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Then he fell out of a tree.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Not finally.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
On this date, No.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Seven, the first Apple iPhones went on sale. Well' was
just talking about the iPhones and all that did away
with let's say.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You were calling them fruitcase. Now some of the people involved.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Never mind, Uh, let's let the first time people lined
up waiting outside shops for days.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Let me tell you that happened several times.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yes it is, and we were there.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So so here's what the first one was like a
touchscreen with no keyboard.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That was revolutionary.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wi Fi access, a camera, and the ability to browse
the web all revolutionary.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
How about that they didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Have and before that you bought all your ring tones
and stuff from the phone company.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yep, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And you couldn't browse the web, you could text. The
best uh that was going around them was the blackberries.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about the blackberries. Yeah, they
had a built in keyboard. By the way, the BlackBerry
bushes are in you want at the far I was
thinking about something to eat.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
So anyway, they hoped this new iPhone would take a
hold and have a significant portion of the both phone market.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Mission accomplished shadow they did that.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
All right, Well, there you go. There's our three categories.
One eight hundred big show, as you told free Line,
we play out birds. Next, Good Morning, got the big
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show on the radio going through you. Wednesday Morning, Man,
we got a brand new video the day Jake loves
embarrassing his dad.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I think, damn, I give o Jake a little butt
woman when I get home.
Speaker 11 (06:52):
Joke.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
He searcher looks like at first, like he's about to
hit us up that bad.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Booze that grabbed that guy last week.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Check it out the Big Show dot com and right
now it's.
Speaker 12 (07:06):
A love day winning man, Uppers.
Speaker 11 (07:10):
Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy, oh Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize being. Let's go, he contested number one. This
should really be a lot of fun to win. You're
playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guest, time you
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love the best time you love.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
A big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Let's say hey to Rich from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
We have a shot.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Good morning, Rich, Good morning sir, Good morning. All right man,
you're talking about a very popular destination, Myrtle Beach. Yeah,
I'm gonna get crowded heading in this July fourth weekend.
Many Yeah, good times, all original. Let's see if you
can win this prize back, Buddy, get us going. We
got the three categories, ready to go. Okay, got it
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right here in five seconds we need three burrito ingredients.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Ready, go yeah, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Ye all rich, Now we need in honor of like
not a wolletzer and stuff like that. Three organs. Ready, go.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Art lung liver, ma'am. I was track.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Can you name three other organs? Wulletzer, Hammon, moove, Baldwin, bob. Okay,
all right, look at you move?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
How about that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Sayin I'll just stupid stuff in my head, I blurred out.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Mood was actually a synthesizer.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Rich for the wind. Three things your phone can do? Ready?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Go?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Cut email photos, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, and Johnny didn't tell me we set it up
about having a flashlight?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Did I cut you all of other things that the
phone now has put out of business, cameras and companies.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Now you stopped me right before you went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Flash light? Oh no, but because they didn't have a
they don't have a knife on it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, Rich, Well, thank you man.
Let's put a bone this deal and get you this
big old lord Tiger's prize pack headed down to myrtle beach.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Thank you, all right, man.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
Go with it.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Show quot the mony hour top of your news.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Put us about twenty minutes away, calling our agent.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Murray, it has been a minute.
Speaker 12 (09:54):
We're gonna catch up.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Good Wednesday morning, and it's a big show on the radio. Hey,
we got his bonus stop ten list for you.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Well, big news for superhero movie fans. At the recent
San Diego Comic Con, Marvel Studio showed up to reveal
the titles of their so called Phase four films. That's
the new set of Marvel movies that'll be coming out
over the next two or three years. No big surprise.
We're in for sequels to hits like Guardians of the
Galaxy in Thor and Doctor Strange and the Black Widow
(11:00):
is finally getting her own solo movie. But Marvel's about
to bring some of their lesser known characters to the
big screen two including Shang Chi, the Master of kung Fu,
and the team of godlike beings called the Eternals. Marvel
guys also dropped a few hints about their Phase five movies,
which won't start hitting the screen till at least twenty
(11:21):
twenty two, and it sounds like they're really digging deep
for some of these, as anyone who's read a lot
of Marvel comics knows their superhero lineup is not all
Spider Man in Captain America.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Even Marvel has a few scrubs.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Today's Big Show Top ten list the top ten significantly
less popular superheroes that could get their own movie in
Marvel Phase five. Number ten Captain Obvious.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm surprised you need some money. He's got that TV Chrera.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Number nine, grab Ass.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
I don't know what his power is.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Number eight Punchy Puncherson. Number seven, Dadpool. I think he
just tells a lot of corny jokes. Number six, Mister Salty.
Number five, Doctor Shole, number four, Miss Thang.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Number three Major a Hole, He's a mean one.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Number two the Atomic Wedgie and the least known Marvel
movie superhero, skid Mark.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You want to ask makes you on the radio? Time
to get dog in our age. It's been a while,
so goodness, do this.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Murray has very plush offices ever since he moved in
the back room of that Vietnamese nail salon. He's really
right stepped it up there, man, Let's see it seals.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
At her desk oh In Corporated.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Is this mister Pestow, No, this is John Boynbelly.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Here will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You're not really the happy talk kind of secretary, are.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
You See how much time that saves us?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So you know we talking to Murray?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
You know I would love that because if you're talking
to him, you're not talking to me. Hold on, hey, Mary,
your boy body on two too late.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Already told me you're in right with you?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 13 (13:59):
Hello, jump out love you mean it? Hey, babe. Just
cleaning out the archives aka the storage shed behind the building,
and I made a very interesting discovery. Remember those Jimbo
and Bobby custom golf clubs we produced.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
A while back?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Wow, backman, that was years ago. You actually found some
of the clubs.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
None of the clubs, just a big box full of
the custom club head covers, you know, the one with
the weird looking Jimbo and Bobby voodoo doll heads over.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Did we order more head covers than clubs?
Speaker 7 (14:31):
No?
Speaker 13 (14:32):
As I recall, people kept returning the two headed covers
because they thought they were I believe they put it
defective or is one buy a put it? The people
at my driving range find this cover off putting and
borderline disturbing. I get where they're coming from. To you,
and Bobby go like some kind of third string muppets.
They got pulled from the lineup because they were freaking
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out all the kids on Sesame Street.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
All right, it's not our best looking.
Speaker 13 (14:57):
Souvenir ever, No indeed, but I think I've got an
idea that could actually get them to sell. Picture this.
We repackage them as Jimbo and Bobby's Mutant Beanie Baby
from the Island of Mythfic.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Toy Mutant Beanie Babies.
Speaker 13 (15:13):
Sure they might not fly off the shelves in the
middle of summer, but it could be a hot item
in October in the Spirit Halloween store. So I'm telling
all those scary yacht decorations.
Speaker 14 (15:22):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They're weird looking.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
Well, then let's move on to surprise number two. I
also found a factory seal case of Jimbo and Bobby
pocket rockets.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
The little pocket sized sausages and the plastic bows like
a bigel.
Speaker 13 (15:37):
The box says perfect for a quick snack on the go.
You know, I think I can move these too.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Murder's no way those things are still edible.
Speaker 13 (15:46):
I'm not talking about edible. I say we rebrand them.
Is Jimbo and Bobby potato cannon stink loads, the ultimate
weapon for your drunken summertime.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Lake putty sells gross.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
Now you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
We can they'll be able. Twenty year old expired food,
well why not?
Speaker 13 (16:04):
The hot dog heater at seven eleven's been doing it for.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Years you have, but those only taste twenty years old.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
Son, Do you want to liquidate some illyfli back inventory?
Because you do not, I guess you're not interested in
a headden stash of Jimbo and Bobby's butt rub Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
The seasoning mix from Big Show Foods.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
No, this is the cardon of Ben Gay from the
summer you decided you were gonna get in shape and
pull the glute about three days.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
YEA, well, I think we're gonna take a pass on
that one too.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
Do you want to throw any of this stuff in
on Jimbo's weekly Why in the world would he save
this giveaway?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I think all the stuff you're talking about probably needs
to go from the storage shed straight to the dumpster.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Shoot yourself. It's gonna take me most of the day
to move all this crap, though, So if you change
your mind.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Out loud doubt, we're gonna change our minds.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Fine, fine, we could be missing some unique profit opportunities.
But whatever, let's who's the lunch thing?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Later?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
Have you a machine called by Machine and give my
love a Bobby that's Billy him too, and Jim.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Good morning. You got a big show on already, more
chances you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
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Home.
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I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
Speaker 7 (17:28):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
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Tator and Moran as force this morning.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Hi guys, apparently not much.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Covering forward with enthusiast.
Speaker 16 (20:16):
You're gonna love this report.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Did y'all know that next year, James Corden will be
saying goodbye to the Late Late Show?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yok'd I said goodbye to him about four years.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Yep, He's gonna leave his role as the host of
CBS's late night program for new opportunities. I got new
singing things I need to do and my week Watcher's commercial.
According to Cordon, he said the decision to end his
eight and a half year term WOW.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Was made with a lot of thought. That's all he said.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I thought I was going to get ten.
Speaker 16 (20:55):
He's got quite the reputation for being completely unpleasant, Is
that right?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (21:01):
He is just I guess he's like the male Ellen.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Well, I didn't know. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The male Ellen.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Mostly So, all right, you all have kids.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Did your kid ever jump in your car and uh
when it was either idling in park and and try
to drive it and end up like you know, back
in the car back down the driveway.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Later his dog did that out the.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Well, this happened to Ben Affleck, and he did it
on the Ben Affleck level. So he's saying he allowed
his ten year old son behind the wheel of a Lamborghini,
that's what I say, and that his son had an
accident when he backed it into a BMW that was
parked right behind him. Now I say, it's an accident
(21:56):
if you know how to drive, otherwise you drove that thing.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
You just just kind of got in and crashed it.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
Otherwise, Time for social services.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
So here's the scenes.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
It was Ben j Low and Sam and they're at
this leasing car leasing company on the end, high end,
high end had Lamborghini and then right up next to
it at BMW and they were they were shopping, browsing,
looking around, and Sam jumped in the driver's seat of
the Lamborghini with the engine running and shifted the Lamborghini
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into reverse. That's not where you get in it. It
just starts and it fell backwards, which was kind of
what one of the leasing agents said, kind of covering
it up for him. And paparazzi caught it all on video,
so you can go online and see this and it's
a quarter million dollar vehicle and.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Photos from the machines.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Shows from the scenes show the back bumper right up
against the driver's side panel of a BMW and the
dealer told TMZ that the cars were close together their
fault and it was but it wasn't a fender bender
and no one was hurt and no damage.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No damage. Oh god, did.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
You read that there was damage because you think this story?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
No, I think it's pretty hard to hit another car
with a car and some damage.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yeah, and that's what you know.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
That's the video doesn't early lie And there's no way
there's not any damage.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, I mean it like it like lunged.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
Back and there's no remaining damage, no permanent death.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
There you go. Or he just took it out of
his allowance, he broke the window. Did you get the item.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
About Better Call Saul the special guest star.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
That was just announced earlier this week for the final
episodes of this season, Right, Carol Burnett is going to
be joining them? You give me all day to guess
celebrity names. No kid is going to be on Better Cass.
That's an I would never have known. But she is
a huge fan of Breaking Bad and Better Calls has
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been for years.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
She's such a fan.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
And she met Vince Gillian in a couple of places
and he actually showed up at Bob Odenkirk's Hollywood Star
on the Walk of Fame thing.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
So they've they've become tight.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Over the years.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
And he asked me and she said it's her favorite
show ever.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yes, and I mean and she's like, hine.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I looked at that.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Girl.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Last I saw her, was, you know, promoing me TV
in the cab show as the last I saw of Carol.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
And Chelsea Handler. Are you familiar with the comedian?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Chelsea Handler saying it comedian, not voluntarily, but yes, I
want you to get a kick out of this.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
She has a breach of contract lawsuit against a lingerie company. Apparently,
Chelsea says that Third Love has failed to pay her
one million dollars for promotional work. Well what happened was
lawsuit alleges that she signed agreement in January of this year,
promoted them, created a custom fitness program, and took part
in meetings with company execs, and did fittings. But she
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also says that she was set to go for a
photo shoots in late January when the company abruptly canceled the.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Session and said that the contract was never in existence.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yes, they must have met her.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I'd be upset if I like modeled and was fitted
and everything.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Now we don't watch you, we don't want you.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
So she's going for a million dollars for her out
of pocket expenses lost income from the deals that she
turned down while she was signed up.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Showed me a picture somebody lost a bunch of weight.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
No, that was Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
And Rebel Wilson was in the news as well that
she has a girlfriend, had her coming out party for that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, another one off the market, John Joe.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I thought she was looking sweet.
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And that's a rep oftator team.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
All right, thank you, Babby. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found
out wrestler Andre the Giant set the world record for
consuming one hundred and fifty six of these in a
single setting. Beers beers yes, of course, today's John boyjepardy.
When it comes to devices designed to do this, the
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US military is by far the largest consumer in America,
and Walt Disney World is number two.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Uh, what is separate Americans from a lot of money?
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Really fast? They're all pretty good at one.
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Ain't under big show? You told free line? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy Next. Good WEDNESDA Morning, Big Show's on
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the radio.
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Play Yes life across all our Rickyansjack and now a
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He's John Boyd thanking out mod.
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Let's say hey to Ren Day out of Walterboro, South Carolina.
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Good morning, Randy, Morning, Hey Monny, welcome. Hi Randy. You
first up, let's see what you.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Got when it comes to when it comes to devices
designed to do this, the US military is my father
largest consumer in America. Walt Disney World is number two.
What can it be, Randy?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I think it would be animatronics.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Animatronics, let's see military, you like like fake animal, I
mean the ticket send you know, like the Hall of President's.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
House, you know, like determinator George Washington.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, Helliam's a great guest. Very interesting, I guess Randy.
We appreciate you playing there, buddy. You have a great day.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Well, I thank you, John boy I mean I've been
listening to y'all for a couple of years.
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This is actually a.
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First time caller situation.
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Wow.
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I think it's great to be able to talk to y'all.
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Y'all.
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Have good day, Amanda, go get your moved there.
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Bunney, we appreciate you all these years. All right about it?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
So, I don't even know what animatronics are like fake animals.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, it's robot.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
That's your chuck E cheese box.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
So it's not animals. I was thinking animals like animal. Yeah,
that's why I said the Hall of.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
President presidents and the Hall of Presidents are like robots.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I wasn't playing attention. I said visit thinking.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
See that's see, that's where we get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
So the younger right, all right, well listen, let's see
who's next year. We got Chef Chris from Brandon, Mississippi.
Good morning, Chef Chris. That hey, buddy, So, uh, why
are you a chef? You just like basic chef? Any
one job?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All over? What you got going on?
Speaker 13 (29:44):
All of it?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I am.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I am definitely at the head putt of washer. I've
done everything from military maybe cooking to fire dining to
barbecue cooking.
Speaker 17 (29:52):
Is what I'm doing now, They're like a dog on shop.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Can I ask a question?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You and I both have been trying to figure their
How do you make uh salted spinish crispy?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
How do you make saltate spinish crispy?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (30:07):
Uh, listened to John.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Boyn't say for.
Speaker 16 (30:14):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I can't find it and forget it? Literally?
Speaker 7 (30:20):
What there?
Speaker 13 (30:20):
You what?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Maybe I've I could get him to join my entourage.
I need somebody was like pork shop.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Boy to work right here?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Man, man a well, Chris, let's.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
See if you can win this John Boy jeopardy thing,
because we can't have any idiots, you know, and so
uh military devices designed to do this. US military the
largest consumer Walt Disney World number two. You've cooked in
several branches for our military. What you got cheap.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Elode?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You say, stuff exploding stuff?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Then all right, let's see what it is on the firewords.
Wh yeah every day?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah right right?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Fried Rice? No, he said, break.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Jeff Grass, We appreciate you, buddy. You hang on big
old happy Jack prize pack.
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We're gonna get thank yo.
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A man, I don't know why you're keeping that spinach
thing so secret.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Maybe you can't make saltee, spinach, crispy crandy.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
You can't have eaten it?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh you have eaten it? Yeah at the restaurant, I
guess yeah, up at the Grove Park. Okay, they wouldn't
tell you. Maybe saltee and then just like flash fright,
really a skillet us?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
You know that might be right. I'll have to call
Chef Danny and asks.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Him, Oh, that were good, and I'm hungry for spinach.
I haven't had my breakfast yet.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Ah, y'all's man, here's your news right on the other
side of our time capsule.
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But it's June or twenty nine. Then Oliver Lessen twenty minutes.
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To This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
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Come on, yell man, mag dear.
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How's it going, mag?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
How you think it's going? Well? I'm a little peeve.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Boy? The economy is in sad shape. An example of
car companies. Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines. Seems
like every time you turn around, they're trying to charge
you extra for something you used to get for free.
Person was twenty five bucks if you bag was too heavy,
and they started making you pay for them scrumptious in
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flight meals. Now there's an airline that wants to charge
you extra to use the toilet. And when the kind
of food they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to
use the toilet for you to get in the Disney World.
According to The New York Times, some budget airline over
in Ireland is talking about putting pay toilets on all
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their planes. Please, have you ever been in an airplane
toilet like trying to take a dumping a m machine?
And now they want to charge you extra for off verty.
Soon it'll be in case of a sudden loss of
cabin pressure, insert a dollar and the bill slot and
the oxygen mask will drop down. And speaking of can't
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even take a jump in peace anymore, The tree huggers
have identified the next major threat to the global environment
toilet paper. All green pieces all the Twitter about how
Americans love soft, fluffy bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planted.
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Extra soft toilet paper uses more trees than budget brands,
and that's a threat to all the old growth forest
around the world. Well, let me just say, and I
have never met this more littery than I do right now,
my big old Basically, green Peace wants us to go
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back to using that cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had
back in junior high school, you know, the kinda still
got chunks of wood in it. Here's their incredible clothes.
Fluffy toilet paper is worse for the environment than driving
around in a hummer. Peace worse. They were holier than
now now they're butt holier than that.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Look.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I ain't got nothing against the environment, but if it
comes down to a choice between old growth for us
and cotton now ultrasoft, I say warm up the changeaf
This is America. We didn't win two World Wars and
invent the big screen TV so we could go back
to wiping our butt with a seius. Kindly, if i'll
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goren all other viral pusses want to start using corn
cobs again, y'all have that. As for me, I'll give
up my soft, fluffy toilet paper when you pride for
my cold dead you know, now, praise the Lord, passa
charman and quit wording the tomboy. Billy, y'all getting straight
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up her Shawn Boy.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
And Billy, Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Good morning, It's big show on the radio, We're runing
to you Wednesday, about twenty minutes, we catch up with
our favorite movie star, television star all and he's so humble.
Next searc he's got a new fail out. We'll talk
all about that, all right, but right now.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
Well.
Speaker 17 (36:53):
Well, well, I've had quite a busy schedule as of
late graduations, weddings, a class reunion, and the one constant
among all of them, other than pigs in a blanket
and little meatballs, was dancing. Now, I'm no Fred Astare,
but I know what I can do and what I
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shouldn't do. But not everyone is blessed with that same
common sense. Yes, anyone can dance, but not everyone should.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 17 (37:26):
Do you remember that episode of Seinfeld, the one where
George described Elane's dancing as a full body, dry heath
set to music. Everyone has a friend like that, and
unfortunately too many people tell those friends you.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
Are such a good dancer, tater. That's called being an enabler.
Speaker 17 (37:51):
Shame on you, And because of positive reinforcement of negative abilities,
they spend a lifetime as a human party favor. There's
lots of different types of bad dancers. There's the root,
the one who stands with both feet planted and just
moves the upper body. The chicken who doesn't move the
body but just the head in sort of a pecking ocean.
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One of my favorites is the enthusiastic big girl. Now,
to be fair, many in this category can actually dance,
and dance really well. The problem arises when a mask
that size goes into motion. It takes a lot to
slow it down, and if it gets out of control. Hell,
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I've seen entire tables of devilled eggs and pate de
fois guire annihilated by out of control spandex clad fleshy
orbs caught up in the intoxicating beat of its raining men.
In the aftermath, they usually prevented from leaving the premises
until every fold has been inspected for you know, missing customers.
Speaker 16 (39:00):
The horror, the horror that's from Apocalypse down. Next up
is the chorus boy.
Speaker 17 (39:11):
Now, this is almost always a frustrated musical theater performer
since they can't seem to get a job in a
theatrical production.
Speaker 16 (39:18):
The only place they can get their fixes on the
dance floor.
Speaker 17 (39:22):
Now, if there's not an alternative lifestyle establishment, in their
neck of the woods, they'll settle.
Speaker 16 (39:27):
For the local dive bar. He isn't hard to spot.
Speaker 17 (39:31):
He's the rail thin one in sequent elephant bell bottoms
a neon scarf and doing fossy pivots and jazz hands
to club Band's version of Achy Breaky Heart.
Speaker 16 (39:44):
Perhaps the most sad is the shy shuffler.
Speaker 17 (39:47):
Now here's a Porsche schlub that had no desire whatsoever
to go out to a dance club with his friends.
He'd rather be home with his stamp collection, or cleaning
the litter box, or looking through his telescope. But no,
his idiot friends drag him out there. Now he knows
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if he lets loose, lets the music move him, he'll
look like the other idiots.
Speaker 16 (40:16):
So he does the only thing he can.
Speaker 17 (40:18):
He stares at the floor and shuffles back and forth
from foot to foot like he's waiting to use the
urinal and there's ten people ahead of him. Or he
doesn't want the hooker to know it's his first time,
or he's hoping you don't find the body in his trunk.
I'm just saying, you know what's happening. One of the
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most feared dancers is the cruise director. Why is he
or she so terrifying? Because this is the person who
won't rest until everyone is on the dance floor.
Speaker 16 (40:55):
A wedding reception, a funeral, a biker reunion, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 17 (41:00):
Like a steroid addled Richard Simmons, his mission is to
get you to step in.
Speaker 16 (41:07):
Now, why would someone do that?
Speaker 17 (41:09):
Well, if you pay close attention, you'll discover the answer
is to distract from the fact that he's a horrible
dancer himself. It's like a disco version of Where's Waldo?
From the Charleston to the Jitterbug, to the Holly Gully
and the Mashed Potato to the running Man in the
Cabbage Patch, every dance has a name, unless, of course,
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you're the spaz Like they're smuggling a triggered stun gun
in their corn hole. No mover's ever repeated twice, jerky twisting,
flailing all over the place, all the time, grinning like
an idiot, a grin that says I'm getting lucky tonight.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
But they're not.
Speaker 17 (41:55):
Do yourself a favor, Fellas, leave the dance floor now.
The stud is here, full head of hair, shirt unbuttoned
to the nabel pants, so tight, you can see every
hair on his magnificently chiseled buttocks. He never takes off
his sunglasses, and even though they went out of style
forty years ago, he's rocking platform shoes. And when that
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bass starts pumping, he shows the wannabes off the dance
floor and makes a complete ass of himself, but he
does it with confidence. When a group of girls hits
the dance floor together, you're witnessing the flock. A quick
glance will tell you why they're alone. The shirts that
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don't quite cover their tummy, the long frizzy hair pulled
up in a top knot, the permanent sweatstains in their
pits and under their sweater yummies, the cankles, the mustaches.
But that doesn't matter. They know that the men, folks
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that moves and have had plenty to drink, that all
will be forgiven. And before the night is over, brother,
they'll all be going home with mister Right now, go
ahead and laugh. My wife is still a great dancer.
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I wish you'd do something about that damn mustache.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
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I'm working with mister Bill cops over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk.
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They're funny haha, not funny queers, that's what they say.
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Anyhow, I'm figured out why John Boy has a hard
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One.
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Then Don Sall
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Fans, Citizen Randy at your service, if you haven't heard,
John Boy had a bit of a mishap this week
and ended up having to have oral surgery. Yeah, he's
doing fine, but obviously it's kind of hard to do
a radio show without your mouth. So we are cutting
him some slack and we are giving you this uncore
edition of The John Boy and Billy Big Show for
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today's podcast. This originally aired on June twenty ninth, twenty
twenty two.
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I hope you enjoy.
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PGA do love being at him. It is Wednesday, June
twenty ninth. You're gonna run out of June come tomorrow.
Part of that is a John Boy Bill and the Gang.
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Hey Gang, a.
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Tad to jagging around. Dog set here when you won't
do Lis say here nixt Searcy. In a couple of hours,
he's going to join us as next he is. He'm
in Hollywood, California. That Nick seriously heart from Justified. Yeah,
that's that's a man. I was watching the y'all watch
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the Old Man New Show.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm started watching that.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's cool man. That bank's got some goodings And I
was thinking about Justified. That's who had Justified on. Of
course Nick played the art and Timothy Oldipont.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
And you know they're gonna do another handful of Justified
episode sometime the next couple of years.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Tell me about that, looking forward to that. Yeah, we'll
be right on that.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
I want the old man's dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I'm yeah, he's got some dogs. And you notice he
talks to him in German.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yeah, they're like ninja dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
They're amazing closed caps. You know, one old man trying
to watch another. I'm about to have that German to
them dogs.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Honey.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
It's there on the screen.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Because the idea was catch up and Nick here a
couple hours see today National Days, National Camera Day.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, if you got a phone, you got a
camera there? Yeah? Boyd did that knock the camera deal?
They got a yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Do they lose money to stock market and all that?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Just the company is going away, that's right, got to diversify.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And you can't give a good SLR even digital camera away.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Anymore, is that right?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (02:23):
I mean the value of them have gone so far down.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
If you think about all the products the iPhone did
away with, you know, those little pocket voice recorders, nobody's
got those anymore. You got your camera, you got flashlight. Daytimers, Yeah, daytimers, and.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh they will will still have to carry a pocket knife.
Goes in little fruitcakes. Ain't gonna put no knife on
the I phone.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Trutcakes.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
You can hit somebody in the head with it.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Be a bond object, always looking on the bright side.
All right, let's say what the National Waffle Iron Day
in this National Almond butter Crunch Day. Okay, good well,
we got a three days in history saved up. It'll
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Aye y'all.
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Three dates in history where we get our categories. Nineteen
ninety one, the world's largest burrito was made in Newton, Kansas.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Well, technically, says the world's longest burrito.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Well it does.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, one thousand, five hundred and ninety eight feet long.
We says foot long burrito.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
How do you know it was the world's longest barrito?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Well look at it, man, all right, yeah, very lot
of ingredients that you went into that, and I think
you'll know what's in the burritos.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
See, he thinks of the simplest things.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
First, we're gonna be saving so much time we are
category number two. Nineteen ninety two, doctors in Pittsburgh reported
the first transplant of a baboons liver into a human patient.
The thirty five year old recipients are fived three months
the brand new baboon liver.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
Then he fell out of a tree.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Not finally.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
On this date, No.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Seven, the first Apple iPhones went on sale. Well' was
just talking about the iPhones and all that did away
with let's say.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
You were calling them fruitcase. Now some of the people involved.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Never mind, Uh, let's let the first time people lined
up waiting outside shops for days.
Speaker 9 (05:02):
Let me tell you that happened several times.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yes it is, and we were there.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
So so here's what the first one was like a
touchscreen with no keyboard.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
That was revolutionary.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wi Fi access, a camera, and the ability to browse
the web all revolutionary.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
How about that they didn't.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Have and before that you bought all your ring tones
and stuff from the phone company.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Yep, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And you couldn't browse the web, you could text. The
best uh that was going around them was the blackberries.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about the blackberries. Yeah, they
had a built in keyboard. By the way, the BlackBerry
bushes are in you want at the far I was
thinking about something to eat.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
So anyway, they hoped this new iPhone would take a
hold and have a significant portion of the both phone market.
Speaker 9 (06:01):
Mission accomplished shadow they did that.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
All right, Well, there you go. There's our three categories.
One eight hundred big show, as you told free Line,
we play out birds. Next, Good Morning, got the big
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show on the radio going through you. Wednesday Morning, Man,
we got a brand new video the day Jake loves
embarrassing his dad.
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I think, damn, I give o Jake a little butt
woman when I get home.
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Joke.
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He searcher looks like at first, like he's about to
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Booze that grabbed that guy last week.
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John Boy, oh Billy to give the prizes from the
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A big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Let's say hey to Rich from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
We have a shot.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Good morning, Rich, Good morning sir, Good morning. All right man,
you're talking about a very popular destination, Myrtle Beach. Yeah,
I'm gonna get crowded heading in this July fourth weekend.
Many Yeah, good times, all original. Let's see if you
can win this prize back, Buddy, get us going. We
got the three categories, ready to go. Okay, got it
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right here in five seconds we need three burrito ingredients.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Ready, go yeah, ma'am.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Ye all rich, Now we need in honor of like
not a wolletzer and stuff like that. Three organs. Ready, go.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Art lung liver, ma'am. I was track.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Can you name three other organs? Wulletzer, Hammon, moove, Baldwin, bob. Okay,
all right, look at you move?
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How about that.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Sayin I'll just stupid stuff in my head, I blurred out.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Mood was actually a synthesizer.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Rich for the wind. Three things your phone can do? Ready?
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Go?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Cut email photos, ma'am.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, and Johnny didn't tell me we set it up
about having a flashlight?
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Did I cut you all of other things that the
phone now has put out of business, cameras and companies.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Now you stopped me right before you went to sleep.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Flash light? Oh no, but because they didn't have a
they don't have a knife on it.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, okay, all right, all right, Rich, Well, thank you man.
Let's put a bone this deal and get you this
big old lord Tiger's prize pack headed down to myrtle beach.
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Thank you, all right, man.
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Go with it.
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Show quot the mony hour top of your news.
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Put us about twenty minutes away, calling our agent.
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Murray, it has been a minute.
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We're gonna catch up.
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Good Wednesday morning, and it's a big show on the radio. Hey,
we got his bonus stop ten list for you.
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Well, big news for superhero movie fans. At the recent
San Diego Comic Con, Marvel Studio showed up to reveal
the titles of their so called Phase four films. That's
the new set of Marvel movies that'll be coming out
over the next two or three years. No big surprise.
We're in for sequels to hits like Guardians of the
Galaxy in Thor and Doctor Strange and the Black Widow
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is finally getting her own solo movie. But Marvel's about
to bring some of their lesser known characters to the
big screen two including Shang Chi, the Master of kung Fu,
and the team of godlike beings called the Eternals. Marvel
guys also dropped a few hints about their Phase five movies,
which won't start hitting the screen till at least twenty
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twenty two, and it sounds like they're really digging deep
for some of these, as anyone who's read a lot
of Marvel comics knows their superhero lineup is not all
Spider Man in Captain America.
Speaker 9 (11:31):
Even Marvel has a few scrubs.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Today's Big Show Top ten list the top ten significantly
less popular superheroes that could get their own movie in
Marvel Phase five. Number ten Captain Obvious.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm surprised you need some money. He's got that TV Chrera.
Speaker 9 (11:53):
Number nine, grab Ass.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
I don't know what his power is.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Number eight Punchy Puncherson. Number seven, Dadpool. I think he
just tells a lot of corny jokes. Number six, Mister Salty.
Number five, Doctor Shole, number four, Miss Thang.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Number three Major a Hole, He's a mean one.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Number two the Atomic Wedgie and the least known Marvel
movie superhero, skid Mark.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You want to ask makes you on the radio? Time
to get dog in our age. It's been a while,
so goodness, do this.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Murray has very plush offices ever since he moved in
the back room of that Vietnamese nail salon. He's really
right stepped it up there, man, Let's see it seals.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
At her desk oh In Corporated.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Is this mister Pestow, No, this is John Boynbelly.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Here will excuse me while I boogoloo.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
You're not really the happy talk kind of secretary, are.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
You See how much time that saves us?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
So you know we talking to Murray?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
You know I would love that because if you're talking
to him, you're not talking to me. Hold on, hey, Mary,
your boy body on two too late.
Speaker 13 (13:53):
Already told me you're in right with you?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 13 (13:59):
Hello, jump out love you mean it? Hey, babe. Just
cleaning out the archives aka the storage shed behind the building,
and I made a very interesting discovery. Remember those Jimbo
and Bobby custom golf clubs we produced.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
A while back?
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Wow, backman, that was years ago. You actually found some
of the clubs.
Speaker 13 (14:19):
None of the clubs, just a big box full of
the custom club head covers, you know, the one with
the weird looking Jimbo and Bobby voodoo doll heads over.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Did we order more head covers than clubs?
Speaker 7 (14:31):
No?
Speaker 13 (14:32):
As I recall, people kept returning the two headed covers
because they thought they were I believe they put it
defective or is one buy a put it? The people
at my driving range find this cover off putting and
borderline disturbing. I get where they're coming from. To you,
and Bobby go like some kind of third string muppets.
They got pulled from the lineup because they were freaking
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out all the kids on Sesame Street.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
All right, it's not our best looking.
Speaker 13 (14:57):
Souvenir ever, No indeed, but I think I've got an
idea that could actually get them to sell. Picture this.
We repackage them as Jimbo and Bobby's Mutant Beanie Baby
from the Island of Mythfic.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Toy Mutant Beanie Babies.
Speaker 13 (15:13):
Sure they might not fly off the shelves in the
middle of summer, but it could be a hot item
in October in the Spirit Halloween store. So I'm telling
all those scary yacht decorations.
Speaker 14 (15:22):
We get it.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
They're weird looking.
Speaker 13 (15:25):
Well, then let's move on to surprise number two. I
also found a factory seal case of Jimbo and Bobby
pocket rockets.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
The little pocket sized sausages and the plastic bows like
a bigel.
Speaker 13 (15:37):
The box says perfect for a quick snack on the go.
You know, I think I can move these too.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Murder's no way those things are still edible.
Speaker 13 (15:46):
I'm not talking about edible. I say we rebrand them.
Is Jimbo and Bobby potato cannon stink loads, the ultimate
weapon for your drunken summertime.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Lake putty sells gross.
Speaker 13 (15:58):
Now you're getting it.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
We can they'll be able. Twenty year old expired food,
well why not?
Speaker 13 (16:04):
The hot dog heater at seven eleven's been doing it for.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Years you have, but those only taste twenty years old.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
Son, Do you want to liquidate some illyfli back inventory?
Because you do not, I guess you're not interested in
a headden stash of Jimbo and Bobby's butt rub Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
The seasoning mix from Big Show Foods.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
No, this is the cardon of Ben Gay from the
summer you decided you were gonna get in shape and
pull the glute about three days.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
YEA, well, I think we're gonna take a pass on
that one too.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
Do you want to throw any of this stuff in
on Jimbo's weekly Why in the world would he save
this giveaway?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I think all the stuff you're talking about probably needs
to go from the storage shed straight to the dumpster.
Speaker 13 (16:47):
Shoot yourself. It's gonna take me most of the day
to move all this crap, though, So if you change
your mind.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Out loud doubt, we're gonna change our minds.
Speaker 13 (16:55):
Fine, fine, we could be missing some unique profit opportunities.
But whatever, let's who's the lunch thing?
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Later?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
Have you a machine called by Machine and give my
love a Bobby that's Billy him too, and Jim.
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Good morning. You got a big show on already, more
chances you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
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Home.
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I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
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time with Tater Tayman News. Let's see what mar said.
Tator and Moran as force this morning.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Hi guys, apparently not much.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Covering forward with enthusiast.
Speaker 16 (20:16):
You're gonna love this report.
Speaker 10 (20:19):
Did y'all know that next year, James Corden will be
saying goodbye to the Late Late Show?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yok'd I said goodbye to him about four years.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Yep, He's gonna leave his role as the host of
CBS's late night program for new opportunities. I got new
singing things I need to do and my week Watcher's commercial.
According to Cordon, he said the decision to end his
eight and a half year term WOW.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Was made with a lot of thought. That's all he said.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
I thought I was going to get ten.
Speaker 16 (20:55):
He's got quite the reputation for being completely unpleasant, Is
that right?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (21:01):
He is just I guess he's like the male Ellen.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Well, I didn't know. I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The male Ellen.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Mostly So, all right, you all have kids.
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Did your kid ever jump in your car and uh
when it was either idling in park and and try
to drive it and end up like you know, back
in the car back down the driveway.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Later his dog did that out the.
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Well, this happened to Ben Affleck, and he did it
on the Ben Affleck level. So he's saying he allowed
his ten year old son behind the wheel of a Lamborghini,
that's what I say, and that his son had an
accident when he backed it into a BMW that was
parked right behind him. Now I say, it's an accident
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if you know how to drive, otherwise you drove that thing.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
You just just kind of got in and crashed it.
Speaker 9 (22:03):
Otherwise, Time for social services.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
So here's the scenes.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
It was Ben j Low and Sam and they're at
this leasing car leasing company on the end, high end,
high end had Lamborghini and then right up next to
it at BMW and they were they were shopping, browsing,
looking around, and Sam jumped in the driver's seat of
the Lamborghini with the engine running and shifted the Lamborghini
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into reverse. That's not where you get in it. It
just starts and it fell backwards, which was kind of
what one of the leasing agents said, kind of covering
it up for him. And paparazzi caught it all on video,
so you can go online and see this and it's
a quarter million dollar vehicle and.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Photos from the machines.
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Shows from the scenes show the back bumper right up
against the driver's side panel of a BMW and the
dealer told TMZ that the cars were close together their
fault and it was but it wasn't a fender bender
and no one was hurt and no damage.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
No damage. Oh god, did.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
You read that there was damage because you think this story?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
No, I think it's pretty hard to hit another car
with a car and some damage.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
Yeah, and that's what you know.
Speaker 10 (23:18):
That's the video doesn't early lie And there's no way
there's not any damage.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, I mean it like it like lunged.
Speaker 8 (23:25):
Back and there's no remaining damage, no permanent death.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
There you go. Or he just took it out of
his allowance, he broke the window. Did you get the item.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
About Better Call Saul the special guest star.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
That was just announced earlier this week for the final
episodes of this season, Right, Carol Burnett is going to
be joining them? You give me all day to guess
celebrity names. No kid is going to be on Better Cass.
That's an I would never have known. But she is
a huge fan of Breaking Bad and Better Calls has
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been for years.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
She's such a fan.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
And she met Vince Gillian in a couple of places
and he actually showed up at Bob Odenkirk's Hollywood Star
on the Walk of Fame thing.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
So they've they've become tight.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Over the years.
Speaker 9 (24:18):
And he asked me and she said it's her favorite
show ever.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yes, and I mean and she's like, hine.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I looked at that.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Girl.
Speaker 10 (24:31):
Last I saw her, was, you know, promoing me TV
in the cab show as the last I saw of Carol.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
And Chelsea Handler. Are you familiar with the comedian?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Chelsea Handler saying it comedian, not voluntarily, but yes, I
want you to get a kick out of this.
Speaker 10 (24:48):
She has a breach of contract lawsuit against a lingerie company. Apparently,
Chelsea says that Third Love has failed to pay her
one million dollars for promotional work. Well what happened was
lawsuit alleges that she signed agreement in January of this year,
promoted them, created a custom fitness program, and took part
in meetings with company execs, and did fittings. But she
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also says that she was set to go for a
photo shoots in late January when the company abruptly canceled the.
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Session and said that the contract was never in existence.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yes, they must have met her.
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I'd be upset if I like modeled and was fitted
and everything.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
Now we don't watch you, we don't want you.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
So she's going for a million dollars for her out
of pocket expenses lost income from the deals that she
turned down while she was signed up.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Showed me a picture somebody lost a bunch of weight.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
No, that was Rebel Wilson.
Speaker 10 (25:46):
And Rebel Wilson was in the news as well that
she has a girlfriend, had her coming out party for that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah, another one off the market, John Joe.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I thought she was looking sweet.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
And that's a rep oftator team.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
All right, thank you, Babby. Let's get us a winner.
Let's play John Boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found
out wrestler Andre the Giant set the world record for
consuming one hundred and fifty six of these in a
single setting. Beers beers yes, of course, today's John boyjepardy.
When it comes to devices designed to do this, the
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US military is by far the largest consumer in America,
and Walt Disney World is number two.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Uh, what is separate Americans from a lot of money?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Really fast? They're all pretty good at one.
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Ain't under big show? You told free line? We played
John Boyd Jeopardy Next. Good WEDNESDA Morning, Big Show's on
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the radio.
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Play Yes life across all our Rickyansjack and now a
man who puts the hump in humpday and takes all
the labor out of labor day.
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He's John Boyd thanking out mod.
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Let's say hey to Ren Day out of Walterboro, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good morning, Randy, Morning, Hey Monny, welcome. Hi Randy. You
first up, let's see what you.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Got when it comes to when it comes to devices
designed to do this, the US military is my father
largest consumer in America. Walt Disney World is number two.
What can it be, Randy?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I think it would be animatronics.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Animatronics, let's see military, you like like fake animal, I
mean the ticket send you know, like the Hall of President's.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
House, you know, like determinator George Washington.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah, Helliam's a great guest. Very interesting, I guess Randy.
We appreciate you playing there, buddy. You have a great day.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Well, I thank you, John boy I mean I've been
listening to y'all for a couple of years.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
This is actually a.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
First time caller situation.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I think it's great to be able to talk to y'all.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Y'all.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Have good day, Amanda, go get your moved there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Bunney, we appreciate you all these years. All right about it?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
So, I don't even know what animatronics are like fake animals.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
No, it's robot.
Speaker 6 (29:10):
That's your chuck E cheese box.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
So it's not animals. I was thinking animals like animal. Yeah,
that's why I said the Hall of.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
President presidents and the Hall of Presidents are like robots.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I wasn't playing attention. I said visit thinking.
Speaker 9 (29:22):
See that's see, that's where we get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
So the younger right, all right, well listen, let's see
who's next year. We got Chef Chris from Brandon, Mississippi.
Good morning, Chef Chris. That hey, buddy, So, uh, why
are you a chef? You just like basic chef? Any
one job?
Speaker 1 (29:41):
All over? What you got going on?
Speaker 13 (29:44):
All of it?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
I am.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I am definitely at the head putt of washer. I've
done everything from military maybe cooking to fire dining to
barbecue cooking.
Speaker 17 (29:52):
Is what I'm doing now, They're like a dog on shop.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Can I ask a question?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You and I both have been trying to figure their
How do you make uh salted spinish crispy?
Speaker 4 (30:04):
How do you make saltate spinish crispy?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (30:07):
Uh, listened to John.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Boyn't say for.
Speaker 16 (30:14):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I can't find it and forget it? Literally?
Speaker 7 (30:20):
What there?
Speaker 13 (30:20):
You what?
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Maybe I've I could get him to join my entourage.
I need somebody was like pork shop.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Boy to work right here?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Man, man a well, Chris, let's.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
See if you can win this John Boy jeopardy thing,
because we can't have any idiots, you know, and so
uh military devices designed to do this. US military the
largest consumer Walt Disney World number two. You've cooked in
several branches for our military. What you got cheap.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Elode?
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You say, stuff exploding stuff?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Then all right, let's see what it is on the firewords.
Wh yeah every day?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah right right?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Fried Rice? No, he said, break.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Jeff Grass, We appreciate you, buddy. You hang on big
old happy Jack prize pack.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
We're gonna get thank yo.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
A man, I don't know why you're keeping that spinach
thing so secret.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Maybe you can't make saltee, spinach, crispy crandy.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
You can't have eaten it?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh you have eaten it? Yeah at the restaurant, I
guess yeah, up at the Grove Park. Okay, they wouldn't
tell you. Maybe saltee and then just like flash fright,
really a skillet us?
Speaker 8 (31:43):
You know that might be right. I'll have to call
Chef Danny and asks.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Him, Oh, that were good, and I'm hungry for spinach.
I haven't had my breakfast yet.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Ah, y'all's man, here's your news right on the other
side of our time capsule.
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But it's June or twenty nine. Then Oliver Lessen twenty minutes.
Speaker 18 (32:01):
To This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Come on, yell man, mag dear.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
How's it going, mag?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
How you think it's going? Well? I'm a little peeve.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Boy? The economy is in sad shape. An example of
car companies. Nobody's taking it harder than the airlines. Seems
like every time you turn around, they're trying to charge
you extra for something you used to get for free.
Person was twenty five bucks if you bag was too heavy,
and they started making you pay for them scrumptious in
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flight meals. Now there's an airline that wants to charge
you extra to use the toilet. And when the kind
of food they're serving, trust me, you're gonna need to
use the toilet for you to get in the Disney World.
According to The New York Times, some budget airline over
in Ireland is talking about putting pay toilets on all
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their planes. Please, have you ever been in an airplane
toilet like trying to take a dumping a m machine?
And now they want to charge you extra for off verty.
Soon it'll be in case of a sudden loss of
cabin pressure, insert a dollar and the bill slot and
the oxygen mask will drop down. And speaking of can't
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even take a jump in peace anymore, The tree huggers
have identified the next major threat to the global environment
toilet paper. All green pieces all the Twitter about how
Americans love soft, fluffy bathroom tissue. Apparently it's killing the planted.
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Extra soft toilet paper uses more trees than budget brands,
and that's a threat to all the old growth forest
around the world. Well, let me just say, and I
have never met this more littery than I do right now,
my big old Basically, green Peace wants us to go
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back to using that cheap sandpaper feeling stuff we had
back in junior high school, you know, the kinda still
got chunks of wood in it. Here's their incredible clothes.
Fluffy toilet paper is worse for the environment than driving
around in a hummer. Peace worse. They were holier than
now now they're butt holier than that.
Speaker 7 (35:03):
Look.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I ain't got nothing against the environment, but if it
comes down to a choice between old growth for us
and cotton now ultrasoft, I say warm up the changeaf
This is America. We didn't win two World Wars and
invent the big screen TV so we could go back
to wiping our butt with a seius. Kindly, if i'll
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goren all other viral pusses want to start using corn
cobs again, y'all have that. As for me, I'll give
up my soft, fluffy toilet paper when you pride for
my cold dead you know, now, praise the Lord, passa
charman and quit wording the tomboy. Billy, y'all getting straight
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up her Shawn Boy.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
And Billy, Good morning Radio, done right.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Good morning, It's big show on the radio, We're runing
to you Wednesday, about twenty minutes, we catch up with
our favorite movie star, television star all and he's so humble.
Next searc he's got a new fail out. We'll talk
all about that, all right, but right now.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
Well.
Speaker 17 (36:53):
Well, well, I've had quite a busy schedule as of
late graduations, weddings, a class reunion, and the one constant
among all of them, other than pigs in a blanket
and little meatballs, was dancing. Now, I'm no Fred Astare,
but I know what I can do and what I
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shouldn't do. But not everyone is blessed with that same
common sense. Yes, anyone can dance, but not everyone should.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 17 (37:26):
Do you remember that episode of Seinfeld, the one where
George described Elane's dancing as a full body, dry heath
set to music. Everyone has a friend like that, and
unfortunately too many people tell those friends you.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
Are such a good dancer, tater. That's called being an enabler.
Speaker 17 (37:51):
Shame on you, And because of positive reinforcement of negative abilities,
they spend a lifetime as a human party favor. There's
lots of different types of bad dancers. There's the root,
the one who stands with both feet planted and just
moves the upper body. The chicken who doesn't move the
body but just the head in sort of a pecking ocean.
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One of my favorites is the enthusiastic big girl. Now,
to be fair, many in this category can actually dance,
and dance really well. The problem arises when a mask
that size goes into motion. It takes a lot to
slow it down, and if it gets out of control. Hell,
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I've seen entire tables of devilled eggs and pate de
fois guire annihilated by out of control spandex clad fleshy
orbs caught up in the intoxicating beat of its raining men.
In the aftermath, they usually prevented from leaving the premises
until every fold has been inspected for you know, missing customers.
Speaker 16 (39:00):
The horror, the horror that's from Apocalypse down. Next up
is the chorus boy.
Speaker 17 (39:11):
Now, this is almost always a frustrated musical theater performer
since they can't seem to get a job in a
theatrical production.
Speaker 16 (39:18):
The only place they can get their fixes on the
dance floor.
Speaker 17 (39:22):
Now, if there's not an alternative lifestyle establishment, in their
neck of the woods, they'll settle.
Speaker 16 (39:27):
For the local dive bar. He isn't hard to spot.
Speaker 17 (39:31):
He's the rail thin one in sequent elephant bell bottoms
a neon scarf and doing fossy pivots and jazz hands
to club Band's version of Achy Breaky Heart.
Speaker 16 (39:44):
Perhaps the most sad is the shy shuffler.
Speaker 17 (39:47):
Now here's a Porsche schlub that had no desire whatsoever
to go out to a dance club with his friends.
He'd rather be home with his stamp collection, or cleaning
the litter box, or looking through his telescope. But no,
his idiot friends drag him out there. Now he knows
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if he lets loose, lets the music move him, he'll
look like the other idiots.
Speaker 16 (40:16):
So he does the only thing he can.
Speaker 17 (40:18):
He stares at the floor and shuffles back and forth
from foot to foot like he's waiting to use the
urinal and there's ten people ahead of him. Or he
doesn't want the hooker to know it's his first time,
or he's hoping you don't find the body in his trunk.
I'm just saying, you know what's happening. One of the
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most feared dancers is the cruise director. Why is he
or she so terrifying? Because this is the person who
won't rest until everyone is on the dance floor.
Speaker 16 (40:55):
A wedding reception, a funeral, a biker reunion, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 17 (41:00):
Like a steroid addled Richard Simmons, his mission is to
get you to step in.
Speaker 16 (41:07):
Now, why would someone do that?
Speaker 17 (41:09):
Well, if you pay close attention, you'll discover the answer
is to distract from the fact that he's a horrible
dancer himself. It's like a disco version of Where's Waldo?
From the Charleston to the Jitterbug, to the Holly Gully
and the Mashed Potato to the running Man in the
Cabbage Patch, every dance has a name, unless, of course,
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you're the spaz Like they're smuggling a triggered stun gun
in their corn hole. No mover's ever repeated twice, jerky twisting,
flailing all over the place, all the time, grinning like
an idiot, a grin that says I'm getting lucky tonight.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
But they're not.
Speaker 17 (41:55):
Do yourself a favor, Fellas, leave the dance floor now.
The stud is here, full head of hair, shirt unbuttoned
to the nabel pants, so tight, you can see every
hair on his magnificently chiseled buttocks. He never takes off
his sunglasses, and even though they went out of style
forty years ago, he's rocking platform shoes. And when that
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bass starts pumping, he shows the wannabes off the dance
floor and makes a complete ass of himself, but he
does it with confidence. When a group of girls hits
the dance floor together, you're witnessing the flock. A quick
glance will tell you why they're alone. The shirts that
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don't quite cover their tummy, the long frizzy hair pulled
up in a top knot, the permanent sweatstains in their
pits and under their sweater yummies, the cankles, the mustaches.
But that doesn't matter. They know that the men, folks
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that moves and have had plenty to drink, that all
will be forgiven. And before the night is over, brother,
they'll all be going home with mister Right now, go
ahead and laugh. My wife is still a great dancer.
(43:21):
I wish you'd do something about that damn mustache.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 14 (43:31):
I'm working with mister Bill cops over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
They're funny haha, not funny queers, that's what they say.
Speaker 14 (43:47):
Anyhow, I'm figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started the morning. I ain't gotten the gays.
Speaker 10 (44:01):
One.
Speaker 15 (44:01):
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