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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming up. John
Boy Boe Big Show goes Picky. I'm Matthew.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new intro. You Boobe, No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs to get
down listen. I gotta go make coffee for the boys
so they can go on making that audio magic known
as the John boy By Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Carry on, straight people up and out on them. It
(01:06):
is Wednesday. We got a good good Yeah, we're on
top of the hump here on his home day. We're
gonna slide down toward the weekend all things college football
and started this Thursdays. We learned yesterday from pac Man, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
(01:29):
Sunday and Monday, five straight days gigging off college football.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We got we got, we got.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hey yesterday was talking about it was dog Day among
the Women's Day and all that stuff. You know, two
things we can't live without in our lives, right, and
I talked about Caesar the dog whisper. Yeah, I can't
remember what was talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
We were talking about trading pearl.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, it was clear out the sheltersday or something that
seize her Milan. He is fifty six years old today,
So happy birthday to the dog whispered. He really helped
a lot, you know. Yeah, I remember. That's why I
was saying anything. He said, you got to train the humans, right,
and then the humans are trained the dog. And then
that's when Yo gone on me about training lack of training. Well,
(02:19):
best dog ever.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
We could definitely tell Pearl was trained by you. She
was almost.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Exactly the dog version of I don't think I was.
I'm that arrogant. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Sometimes how many times have you eaten the beef jerkey
out of my go bag?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't say how you did that. One time she
unzipped your bag, ate it and took it out of
a zip bok bag and it left the bag.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
And yeah, I mean she would eat stuff that was
in tinfoil. Oh yeah, I mean she had.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Still Yeah, she ate a whole bowl of rollos. Yeah,
yeah for the gold.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm from the streets.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm tough, all right. So well, well, happy birthday to
Caesar and the hunky dog. You don't have to be
a dog. Day for the love you dolls. All right,
then we got three days sinister saved up. We'll get
that winning beginning. We are wake Big shows on the radio.
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Speaker 5 (03:54):
By the way, Thank you, Yah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
So did I finish? Yeah? Okay, good, all right, So
let's get you ridic nineteen sixty four. Mary Poppin' starring
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke, was first release nineteen
sixty four. Think about some Mary's kick Van Dyke.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I mean he was in a lot of those movies
that we got to see as kids.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Sure was he did it.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, he was a good actor.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All right. Let's move up to twenty twelve. The first
interplanetary human voice recording was broadcast from the Mars Rover Curiosity. Okay,
I don't know if we got anything back yet.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well what happened is they sent it from there to US.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ah, because so it made it all right, So think
about some planets, I guess, yeah, getting you ridy. Here
we go, all right. Twenty seventeen, former five weight world
boxing champion Floyd Mayweather Junior defeated MMA fighter first time
boxer Connor McGregor in the tenth round in Las Vegas,
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number five weight. Taylor's not here to ask her what
she's talking about. I don't know. Just think about Las Vegas,
all right for that kind of goory? All right, when
we're ready one eight hundred big shows. You told free line,
come on play out birds.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Next there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You ready, you can play four games morning here on
the Big Show. Take on their contest button. When you're
checking out the Big Show dot com. Why there, look
at the big box. Our feature track dumb severed, we
we news yes really third riggey words sever and we
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weed it was very popular back in the day. Segment.
All right, right now uppers, let's play uppers. It's the
game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go he contested number one. This
should really be a lot of fun when you're playing uppers.
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let's say here a Brian from Whitefield from Jimia, we
have shots. Good morning Brian, Good morning Don Boy.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
With Whitfield, not Whitevill.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Is Withville, Virginia. Okay, Whitehill, is you population you mayl
White will right, obro Let's get you through these three
categories and get you that one hundred and twenty dollars
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to your correct address up in Virginia. You ready, Uh yes, sir,
I need three famous Mary's ready go.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Mary poppin the virgin Mary and Mary Tyler Moore.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
M maam ma'am. There you go, and our boys job
mother Mary are going to be opening for zz Top
and Leonard Skinner to month of October. Just found that out.
Proud of our boys. Hang on, I want to tell
you about that later. Now back to you Brian, give
us in five seconds. Three planets ready, go, Let's.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Go Mercury, Venus and her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Did they uh declassified Pluto? Didn't know? Didn't that happen?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, there's a debate still, they're still.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Talking about Yeah, goes back and forth. That's right, all right,
Brian stayed away from Pluto. It's very good, Brian. I
know you got the victory right here goes. All we
need is three things you see in Las Vegas ready
to go.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Strippers, flot machines, boxing or sporting of them.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Stripper, right, Brian, good work, buddy, you got a big
old ball. Thank you God man.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Okay, give a shout out to my beautiful wife, Justa
and everyone here in Whistle and everyone here working at
a summi. Thank you, tom Boy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bud By, appreciate you and yours. Listen to the big show.
Oh about the planet Pluto around here? Let me over
for a second. Okay, that's helpful. Worries all right.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Here.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Let me give that a swift pick, just to make
sure it's in goodn't tight.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I know how that got up there, remembering Rayford first,
save this morning right on the other side, Good morning,
(09:54):
make shows on the radio, Rayford wonders, do they make
some machines noisi so the user will think it's more powerful.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Why isn't people equate noise with power. Take on a
mobile racing it's loud. Cars are not muffled and are
made as noisy as they can be. And the monkey
sea monkey doers out on the public roads, they try
to make theirs as noisy as they can be. Now
you've heard me rave against loud motorcycles. How they don't
come from the factory making that ear splitting, window rattling
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infernal noise. No, not even Harley Davidson's they get a
bad rap for loudness. All of them made for street
use come from the factory with properly muffled pipes. Sure
there's a distinctive Harley sound, but it is not the
damnable racket made by bikes that have been tampered with
after they leave the factory by macho types to attract
attention to themselves and their machines, make people think they
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are real men and their machines real powerful. John Gabriel
Navarro says in the preface to his book Our Noisy
World that we have the distinction of living in the
noisiest age and the history of mankind. Those noises are
so prevalent that we seem to be almost immune to
their presence. We tune them out, or at least some
people can and do. The mounting racket may be momentarily
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excluded from our conscious thought, but it makes an impact
nevertheless on our mental, emotional, and physical well being. Usually
no one minds the noises he makes himself seems oblivious
to it. But what about those who have to hear
its incessant invasion of their environment? Even noise that's supposed
to be agreeable and soothing to some as a constant
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irritant to others. If the gustamus nannas disputandum and it is,
then offend no one by turning the dead blame stuff off.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Who says that? I say that? Robert E.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
Rayfern on the Noisiest Show round, the John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
there's always something exciting happening and beautiful dismal seep in
South Carolina. And here to tell us all about it
is the Mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin coup Fiddleswoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor, Good morning, John boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Well it's that time.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
Of year again when summer gives way the cooler days,
but dismal seepage just heats things up. It's time once
again for the thirteenth annual Dismal Seepage Hodio Days, when
the world's oldest profession meets frontier fun. Wait a second,
are you telling me what if you'd shut up, John Boyn.
That's right, it's a full fledged rodeo for the ladies
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of the evening as they step into the light of
day to show the world they're more than just purveyors
of morally questionable services. They're also experienced cow gowns that
know how to work hard and play hard, so to speak.
As always, the weekend kicks off for the big parade
down Main Street sponsored by Fredericks of Gastonia. Leading the
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way is the marching band from the Kim Kardashian Institute
of STD Research in NBA Dating Services. Our grand marshall
this year will be Famed Hollywood Madam Heidi Flices sponsored
by Flice and Floss Dental Services for the whitest teeth
you'll ever come across trust your smile to flights and floss.
There's actually a rodeo right right on. Cue John Boy.
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There's no starting slow at the whole deo. As they say,
we'll kick off with bull riding.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Now. Can these ladies stay on for eight seconds? And how?
Speaker 11 (13:55):
And that's what makes it exciting, John Boy? Thanks to
their line of work, they're used to staying on the bull.
The truth is the bulls tend to give out before
the girls. It's really something to see. Are you starting
to sweat? The roping competition is always a fan favorite.
Do they rope calf, steers, horses?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
None of the above? John Boy.
Speaker 11 (14:16):
The livestock gets to take the night off as the
ladies take turns chasing down John's so like they're customers,
former customers provided by the dismal Seepach court system. Will
you be taking a turn? Folks will get to see
the gals run them down, rope them and hogtie. Competition
is fierce with a ten thousand dollars prize to the winner,
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sponsored by Mitch Hitchins, Carolina Cannabis and Crematorium. The best
part is the winner always screams, Mitch better have my money.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, it is different. I'll give you that.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
We'll have a steer wrestling exhibition as five hundred pound
call Girl Magic Wanda takes on the massive eighteen hundred
pounds Sir Moose A lot.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Doesn't sound like a fair you're telling.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Me I have to frisk her to make sure she's
not carrying any foreign objects. And there's a lot of
nooks and crannies. Did you volunteer for that? The whole
family will love the bullwhip competition. The turning Champion Dominate
Trixie will be taking all comers. Sponsored by Hanson's Whistling Weenies.
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The only hot dog you play like a flute.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I assume they have a natural casing at Tatter's.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Chugzow Plenty Dairy Barn is sponsoring the Lingerie milking competition or.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
The cows wear lingerie.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
Oh genius. The cows are the ones getting milks. That
was my next question. And even event goers will have
the opportunity to get their hodio on. We'll see what
lucky person can stay on the world's meanest donkey Samuel L.
Jackass sponsored by the Bucy Traumatic Knock and Injury Clinic
and Boob Inspection Service.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I might have to show up for that one.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Sorry, we're full of up on jackasses. And the weekend
wraps up with a big concert by the mangles Woo.
They're a Bengals tribute band with drag queens.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Doesn't really fit the thing.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Hey, we had the Latin country music star Ariba McIntyre,
but she dropped out to do the Chiggers and Cheriso
festival down at South.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Of the Border. Oh, I've never heard of her.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
She's something else. Boy, full figured Latin got us with
red hair. Wows my kind of gal ah. I see
she dropped out cause you were hitting older.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
So come on down.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
This weekend to the big thirteenth annual Dismal seepach Hodio Days.
It's the happy ending your weekend deserves. Maybe your wife
can talk some sins and tours should go to help.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
wedter and sports.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
Hello, it's me Spanky. You know mis your personality from
the Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
It's not like they're paying me or anything. I can't
even get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids. That's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good Morning is a big Show on the radio, talking
about it boys earlier Jive Mother Mary keeping the Southern
rock band Traditional Live Old Sherman Pratt, Big Show, Brad
on Base here and they're hitting the road. There's no
ticket for the boys. There's a port of zz Tops
Elevation Tour this October. Gonna be in Barco, North Carolina,
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October second, Athens, Georgia, October fifth, Knoxville, Tennessee, October seventh.
And you can also catch him with Leonard Skinnard and
Rowing Oak Rapids, North Carolina, Friday, October third. Follom on
social media Jive Mother Mary and check out Jivemothermary dot
com for tickets and tour dates. You't get their single
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Yol Boys, Well God here, Tater Taman News coming up
in minutes. Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows
on the radio. Coming up, we played John Boy Doe
everty go, do we get a winner? And somebody went
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on play for ten minutes. Right now, it's time for
Tater Tayman News. Here's our girl, Marcy Tator Morian.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Thank you very much. Rustley Legend Hulk Hogan may have
died due to complications from medical malpractice. According to TMZ,
an occupational therapist was present at his home in Florida
when he stopped breathing. Allegedly, she told responding officers that
his frenick nerve, which controls breathing, had been severed during
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a recent surgery, and Hogan's widow, Sky confirmed that that
the nerve was compromised during surgery, but declined to release
autopsy results. So the Clearwater Police Department is investigating the incident,
interviewing family members and reviewing medical records. He passed July
twenty fourth, and his body has not yet been cremated,
so investigation stay tuned for that. Moving on, Hates. Tickets
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starting at two hundred dollars for the Dawson's Creek cast
reunion sold out in twelve minutes. They were the highest
price seats, I mean, the highest price seats went for
twenty five hundred. It's all for charity. The charity event
will take place in New York City on September twenty second,
and it's to benefit f Cancer and lend support to
James Vanderbeek, who played Dawson, because he was diagnosed with
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stage three colon cancers.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Man I said, now gone, because I was maybe they
do it in Wilmington, North Carolina. Yeah, where they filmed,
you know. Yeah, I wish I had to save that.
I gave that autograph picture from the cast away. Yeah,
one of my wonderful things you did. You did.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
But they all got to get they're all getting together
for it to do it a table reading. It's gonna
be like a table reading.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Don't worry. I put a picture of it on the internet.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Show. You can go get it and get your Katie
Holmes got away from that old Tom cruise. I just
say her again. Hey.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Look, the singing version of K pop Demon Hunters with
closed caption song lyrics is now streaming on Netflix. Now. Yeah,
now it is. If you want to sne it, you
get to get over to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
You're yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Three songs from the Demon Hunter's soundtrack are on the
Billboard Top ten. Told y'all. Titles are Golden Your Idol
and Soda Pop.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Knows.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I know you perused the Billboard Top ten. Harrison Ford
hired j Leno, Yes Jay Lennard to three D print
a toilet seat. Harrison Ford told NPR that he needed
to replace it because the toilet seat is discolored in
a discolored Collie in a way that's really unattractive, and
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this style of seed has been out of production for years.
According to Harrison Ford and Jay Leno's embraced the project.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Sole knows how to do three D printing. I guess, huh.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'm telling you I could teach you.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
We've got three of them now in our works, all right.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
President Trump maygan delay the ban on TikTok, which is
scheduled to go into effect on September seventeenth. He said,
quote until the complexity of things work out, we just
extend a little bit longer, but we have buyers end quote.
According to The New York Times, remember Hall and Oates,
Oh yeah, wherever.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Earlier this month, it was announced that the lawsuit that
Dare Hall filed in twenty twenty three against his former
partner is over. And it was over the fact that
Oates was wanting to sell his share of the rights
to their music. So that now has been settled. Papers
were filed bringing it to an end, and they are
still broken up. It led to them breaking up and
(23:19):
they're both saying hell will freeze over before they ever
get back together.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Well, but I will tell you there's a YouTube channel.
It's called Darrell's Place, and Daryl has all of these
musicians come in and do jam sessions to.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
It, like his farm studio.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
It's like amazing, Oh awesome, it should be a TV show.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, he had.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
He had the ojs on there and they were so
thrilled by how he can sing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You know, he sounds like he's black.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
They say, man, you need an afro with a pick
in the back.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Of Dale Hall.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
So I think it's I thought it was like I
thought it was Darryl's Jam Sessions or something like that.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Alternate channel event. But Daryl's Places.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
One Jam the Jam Sessions. Olive Garden brings back It's
never ending possible, all right. Starbucks is bringing back its
fall menu, including Pumpkin spice lot.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, okayo.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Lee Corso makes his final appearance on ESPN's College Game
Day this Saturday, ahead of the Ohio State Texas game.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
He's ninety years old.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Gave it a good run, didn't he. And a Wizard
of Oz immersive experience kicks off at the Sphere in
Las Vegas. Oh, it would be cool to see.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, I don't need no flying.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Fly monkey's over your head. Come on, let's all go
show trip.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Thank you very much for that report. Let's get us
a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question,
we found out pack Kids meets for the most shoplift
of the items from Walmart stores. Right now we're looking
for number two.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
What is baby formula?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yes, baby formula, And it wasn't baby diapers to contain
number two would have been great, all right, today is
John Boy Jeopardy. Rem Brand created sixty two paintings featuring
this famous subject more than any other world famous artists.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
What are jackiees Twins?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
What y'all got a let? What we think? One eight
hundred making show you told, free line, We play John
boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, It's a big Shawn the
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Radio gonna do your Home Day Wednesday, August twenty seventh
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we we news. There's your keywords severed, we we the
bit bogs at the bigshow dot Com here right now,
let's lie yes live across America. It's John Boy gently
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and now your host. He's got a great idea for
a new product for aging baby boomers.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
It's like a candy necklace, but it has roll ads
and I'd be profen.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He is John Boy.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I did.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
They?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Hey to Mark out of Princeton, West Virginia. Good morning Mark.
Speaker 13 (26:50):
Good morning to you there, mister John Boy.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
How you doing?
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Avi's anybody i' be twins? Okay? I? Oh lord?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
I no?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Right? So in famous twins in side Show, I mean
the side twins there. They were from Graham, North Carolina,
where I'm from.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
The other around there, conjoined twins toured with the circus.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, absolutely live all right, Mark, Well you got first
shot at John Boorjeopardy this morning, so let's jump right
in here. Rem Brandt created sixty two paintings featuring this
famous subject, more than any other world famous artists. So
(27:35):
you know anything about rem Brandt?
Speaker 13 (27:38):
No, really, no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's unfortunately don't.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, this may not be the game for you.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
But hey man, you made it in here, Mark, So
you gotta take a guess. Maybe you can do it.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
We do?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You say, sixty two paintings.
Speaker 13 (27:56):
Of how about president? How about a president? How about
a president?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
President? Did rem Brandt sixty two painties featuring a president?
Let's see. I don't know if they had. I'm not
sure where he was from.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Well, the Netherlands, I believe, but he was born in
sixteen hundreds early sixteen hundred cent.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Not a lot of presidents. Oh that explains it, Mark
nog gone it. Well, buddy, you you can get through again, man,
I know you can. So you hanging there. We appreciate
you so much up in beautiful Princeton, West Virginia.
Speaker 13 (28:40):
All right, brother man, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'm all right, Mark. Well, let's go to Bud. He
is over in Fulton, Missouri. Another wonderful spot to be.
Good morning, Bud.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Good morning, Hello Fulton, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh Jackie you dog? Alright, man, I spent a lot
of time in Mississippi. Ain't not much in Missouri, so
let's just keep in Musa, Mississippi. All right, we got you, Bud.
So what do you think rem Brand painted sixty two
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paintings of Well, I won't say himself, you say himself.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Himself beside in the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well it was just him. Did they have a woman
or dog some freenright? I guess he would look like one.
Good work, Buddie. Now he's gonna try to get you
the right house in Fault, Mississippi with your big home.
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First time color had him. Boy, Hey, y'all didn't know,
but Randy was an artist also, is that right?
Speaker 14 (30:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
He draws flies? All right, here's playing for the next
twenty minutes on the Big Show. Now it's your news.
It's on the other side of time capsule, and it
end my TV audition. Don't ruin it.
Speaker 15 (30:55):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big
Show the self's number one exports.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
I traveled through Flauda to get down to where I
took this ship, and was musing about some people I
know who are getting up there in age, which really
doesn't include any of us on this call right now,
because you know, we're still pretty sprying stuff. But here's
some of the things instead of find and here's some
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of the things that are good about getting older in
those special order. One you get to dress as lame
as you want to dress. Black socks and sand dulls,
stripes and checks mix, you know, and you don't really
have to buy shirts because your pants come all the
way up to your own good. So that's in the
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plus column. Another one, you get to just make up
history because none of the know what's gone. Oh you
should remember the Battle of the Little Big Horn, Like
what was that? Well, that was when food trucks are
having a competition. It was Indian food. It was to
die for it, and I won't even know what that means.
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When you get older, it's easy to fake injuries. You
can be on the golf course. You can miss a
putt on the golf course, like dang, I'd have made that,
but my aority arc is giving me FID. Nobody calls
you on it. Another plus to be old is cannibus
no longer bus you as prime cutting. Well I should
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have said that for last crap. When you get old,
turn signals are no longer a part of your life,
and if you do use it, you have a past
to leave it on for three hundred and eighteen months.
And when you get older, pudding is suddenly awesome again.
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And you save money when you're old because you and
the dog can eat the same food. You're welcome. Something
else to look forward to, the senior discount at the buffet.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Ah.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
Yeah, with this added extra you get to wear your
white belt in your white shoes. Another plus to being
elderly hot chicks at the bingo parlor parlor parlor bingo.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That's bingo parlor bingo.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Yeah, hot chicks playing bingo with big old markers. You
get to smiff them and it wakes up like ninety second,
the markers not the bright.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Jun boyam billy.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I said, hold up, wait a minute, something wait, and
then I start to smell them, so it's like a
SI that take like so I knew something was wrong.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
I knew something special about it. You know, good.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Good morning, it's a big Sean radio.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Let's see how when John Boy's big TV audition.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Parentcy. Here up next, there's a John Boy reading for
the BC Powder TV spot. Okay, Johnny, no pressure, feeling out,
just relax and kind of have fun with it. There
we go.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Take one, BC Powder this padder for him. Real bad cut.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Sorry, Johnny, that came out a little bit garbled. Let's
try it again.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Take two, they say, powders, try them your own success
story now, sam cut Johnny.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Feel free to kind of put it in your own
words if you need to.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
They say, take player of pain and customers.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
Okay, but we really need to make sure that they're
actual words. Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
Take four helping.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Plain relief, pain through doubt and on the side.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Cut cut. You know what, let's come back to that one.
Let's see says here you're also reading for the bow
Jangles TV spot. Is that right? Yeah? Okay, let's take
a walk at that one. Blow Jangle's ready to take one.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And now you can have breakfast in bread cut.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
You kind of bobble that one too. Let's let's go
again and take two.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Pick up a bow, Jangle's Ace, Peak, Tailgate, pebble cut.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
I'll tell you what, just jump out. Let's just try
the tagline.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
God, it won't need to get you. Have you someun
up bubbit cut?
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Got Johnny? Are you okay?
Speaker 13 (36:01):
In there?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I had a bigger, bigger battle record.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Okay, listen to take a deep breath, just just relax
for a second. Are you all right? I'm sorry, it
just makes my go tiba. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Let's let' let's loseen that a little bit. Let's just
pretend you're at your regular studio and you're just kind
of opening up the show.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. It
is Tuesday, Tuesday morning, November the twelve, hopefully welcome to.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Okay, let's say there's a contest coming up.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hang away you coming? Tell John Boy do you have
at the time somebody's going in and.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
You're throwing in a quick sponsor plug or some kind.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
And you qualified. But to VI Virginia you Day TV.
Speaker 6 (36:46):
Sorry I didn't get that last part.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
If that's onn't enough. Okay, he's gonna keep going better
than better bout of spots everywhere we're unheard. Slowdown a
little bit, Bettle auto pot stores of a bah.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Is that your partner in there? What is his name?
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Anna can Scott Walker?
Speaker 6 (37:05):
Is it Billy?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Billy has a boo doo?
Speaker 6 (37:09):
Billie? Could you kind of give him a read on
how that should sound?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
And available at bet auto par stores everywhere I'm doing.
Speaker 6 (37:16):
Do you know that's not quite it either?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Dog wasn't lighting?
Speaker 6 (37:22):
Okay, let's calm down there, guys. Why don't we take
a little break for lunch.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Large plume billows, Mount Saint Helens, steamen ass thousands into
the feet into the air.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
Oh boy, it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Gooday, you're old pal Stevie, no, not the former idiot
into the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two
favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the
Big Show. I'll tell you it's nice to be high
and dry and safe and sound in this neck is studio.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Hey, what's this wife for?
Speaker 14 (38:03):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. He's
gotta visit the Big Show dot com. We hope you
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Dogs and one of John boyn Billy For no apparent
reasons there it is that your name in a hat
for it give it away before Tom Horsen. We hit
the NFL season picks every game all season long, right,
so it's all about college football this weekend. Then we
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got our pac Man coming out for us all right.
Then we got unknown history with our favorite Clyde the
Camels coming up in minutes before we try to beat
the blonde and have fun while we do it. Okay,
you got that baby dog? I fun?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yes, got you? Catch you catch the.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Big show rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Hang on for a fun history lesson who can't work?
Clyde my childhood, He rode from Santa Claus's watching you
into things I would have never dreamed when I was
a little six year old running around the house.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Is Everywhere's everywhere?
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Play forty minutes. All right, let's do it. We all
know history, but there's so much more we don't know.
Speaker 16 (40:32):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. The
place Hollywood, California. The year is nineteen sixty five. Television
is ruled by three major networks, NBC, CBS and ABC.
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Competition for viewers is fierce and risks have to be taken.
Everyone was looking for the next big thing, and although
they didn't know it at the time, ABC held the
Golden Goose. Its name was Batman. Not everyone was excited
about the prospect of a TV show based on a
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comic book. After all, this was the swinging sixties. Hip
cats and cool kiddies would likely not find the series groovy,
but ABC was committed and the search was on to
find the perfect leading man to protect Gotham City and
bolster the network's sagging ratings.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay, bus, we got it down to three choices. Lyle Wagner,
Adam West and this guy. I don't know. There's something
about this guy.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I like.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
He was a fresh face in Tinseltown.
Speaker 16 (41:58):
Adam West and Lyle Wagner had a handful of credits
and a solid reputation. But maybe what this project needed
was a wild cart and they came no wilder than him.
He even went by just one name, Clyde.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Me.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
This guy has got it. Congratulations, Batman. A star was born.
Speaker 16 (42:30):
Even the network executives were in love with their new star. No,
I'm not a fruitcake or anything, but that is one
handsome son of a gun.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (42:40):
Because of Clyde, major stars were drawn to the series.
Everyone wanted to be in his orbit. Caesar Romero, Burgess, Meredith,
Frank Gorsh and Julie Numa. All of them signed on
without even looking at a script. Something about this guy.
The sets were built, costumes made, the scripts written. Everything
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was a goal until the unthinkable happened. Clyde's checkered past
reared its ugly head. Nat Blake, who was to portray
aunt Harriet had an unknown passion. She collected stag films,
and in several of those films was a very familiar face.
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Yeah yeah, the Hollywood rumor mill exploded, Clyde's secret was exposed.
Among other things, the network tried to run interference. They
held a news conference to let Clyde explain his heart
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felt apology fell on deaf ears, and one day before
shooting was to begin, the network lost its batman.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
They quickly put the Cape of.
Speaker 16 (44:17):
Cowl on Adam West and the rest is history. But
in an interesting side note, the network did give Clyde
a job. You never saw him, but you did hear
him in every episode until next time. This is Sir
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David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not the history that's known,
it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
It's worth it all right. Now, let's turn our attention
over there. Marcy. It's you baby, hows to beat the
Blonde one eight hundred big shows you told Free Line.
Let's get a contestant, we'll play next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio. We are rolling through
your Wednesday, August twenty seventh with you our featured track,
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Speaker 3 (45:58):
Up on us.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
So that's up what you got? Old time old gotta
go to make shore dot com. Okay, it's time to
play beat the blog less meat our contestant. Well look
it's Ricky from Gilmour, Texas. Good morning, reggae reggae.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Good morn job, good moring John morning.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Hey what all right reggae? Glad you made it in here.
We'll ask date the some questions. You agree or disagree with?
Her answer? Get too right for too wrong, and you win.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
All right, right, Ricky, let's go to criminal law, tayer,
that's another school you dropped out.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
That wasn't.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
According to criminal law? If how many people are necessary
for a disturbance to be called a riot? Oh, I've
got choices, of course.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
So is it three thirteen for thirty?
Speaker 4 (47:01):
First of all, riot is such an ugly word to
call my get togethers. And secondly, the lucky number thirteen
is a riot thirteen.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
It takes thirteen or a disturbance to be called a riot? Ricky,
do you agree or disagree? I disagree? And wow, that
was everything to do. Yeah, do you know which one?
Speaker 3 (47:26):
It is? Riggy?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
They should be three? Yes, it is, it is three.
Y that's all it takes. I want law and order,
fago work. Hey, did y'all say where the Washington they
have a business. We talked about this before. They will
furnish protesters. Oh like in DC when Trump called a
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national guard to take care of the crime. But they
were up four hundred percent. So all these you know,
you wonder what idiots are like protested again? Stop in crime?
Paid it is?
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I get it?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Okay, all right, so three will be around? Learn something
that bore regular. Let's go get one more bail and
winness saying tay. According to a recent clinical study, remember
you dropped out of the clinic.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
I was are clinical study?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
More like kicked out. According to a recent clinical study,
it is estimated that seventy five percent of all US
dollars are contaminated with what appreciation? Appreciation? You know.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
They have found that there's a lot of sticky stuff
at a lot of food, a lot of food stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Five percent of all US dollars contaminated with some sort
of food food? Ricky, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
I have to disagree.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Disagree, and yes, it was out on line order to know.
What do you think, ma'am?
Speaker 9 (49:09):
It's drugs.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
You're right, all.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Right, Ricky, I'm gonna start watching what channel is that every.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
That is wild seventy five percent got cocaine? The dollar
bills long man, that's all right. We'll tell you your
fire twater. It's beat Ricky. Hey, Recky, hang on, buddy,
We'll get that prize backed down. The beautiful Gilmer texas
for you
Speaker 5 (49:39):
All right, Thank you, sir,
Good morning, A lot more big show coming up. John
Boy Boe Big Show goes Picky. I'm Matthew.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new intro. You Boobe, No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs to get
down listen. I gotta go make coffee for the boys
so they can go on making that audio magic known
as the John boy By Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Carry on, straight people up and out on them. It
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is Wednesday. We got a good good Yeah, we're on
top of the hump here on his home day. We're
gonna slide down toward the weekend all things college football
and started this Thursdays. We learned yesterday from pac Man, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
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Sunday and Monday, five straight days gigging off college football.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
We got we got, we got.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Hey yesterday was talking about it was dog Day among
the Women's Day and all that stuff. You know, two
things we can't live without in our lives, right, and
I talked about Caesar the dog whisper. Yeah, I can't
remember what was talking about.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
We were talking about trading pearl.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, it was clear out the sheltersday or something that
seize her Milan. He is fifty six years old today,
So happy birthday to the dog whispered. He really helped
a lot, you know. Yeah, I remember. That's why I
was saying anything. He said, you got to train the humans, right,
and then the humans are trained the dog. And then
that's when Yo gone on me about training lack of training. Well,
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best dog ever.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
We could definitely tell Pearl was trained by you. She
was almost.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Exactly the dog version of I don't think I was.
I'm that arrogant. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Sometimes how many times have you eaten the beef jerkey
out of my go bag?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I don't say how you did that. One time she
unzipped your bag, ate it and took it out of
a zip bok bag and it left the bag.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
And yeah, I mean she would eat stuff that was
in tinfoil. Oh yeah, I mean she had.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Still Yeah, she ate a whole bowl of rollos. Yeah,
yeah for the gold.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
I'm from the streets.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm tough, all right. So well, well, happy birthday to
Caesar and the hunky dog. You don't have to be
a dog. Day for the love you dolls. All right,
then we got three days sinister saved up. We'll get
that winning beginning. We are wake Big shows on the radio.
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Speaker 5 (03:54):
By the way, Thank you, Yah, you're welcome.
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So did I finish? Yeah? Okay, good, all right, So
let's get you ridic nineteen sixty four. Mary Poppin' starring
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke, was first release nineteen
sixty four. Think about some Mary's kick Van Dyke.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I mean he was in a lot of those movies
that we got to see as kids.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Sure was he did it.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Yeah, he was a good actor.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All right. Let's move up to twenty twelve. The first
interplanetary human voice recording was broadcast from the Mars Rover Curiosity. Okay,
I don't know if we got anything back yet.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Well what happened is they sent it from there to US.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Ah, because so it made it all right, So think
about some planets, I guess, yeah, getting you ridy. Here
we go, all right. Twenty seventeen, former five weight world
boxing champion Floyd Mayweather Junior defeated MMA fighter first time
boxer Connor McGregor in the tenth round in Las Vegas,
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number five weight. Taylor's not here to ask her what
she's talking about. I don't know. Just think about Las Vegas,
all right for that kind of goory? All right, when
we're ready one eight hundred big shows. You told free line,
come on play out birds.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
Next there's a big show on the radio.
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You ready, you can play four games morning here on
the Big Show. Take on their contest button. When you're
checking out the Big Show dot com. Why there, look
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All right, right now uppers, let's play uppers. It's the
game that anyone can win.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go he contested number one. This
should really be a lot of fun when you're playing uppers.
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Let's say here a Brian from Whitefield from Jimia, we
have shots. Good morning Brian, Good morning Don Boy.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
With Whitfield, not Whitevill.
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Is Withville, Virginia. Okay, Whitehill, is you population you mayl
White will right, obro Let's get you through these three
categories and get you that one hundred and twenty dollars
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to your correct address up in Virginia. You ready, Uh yes, sir,
I need three famous Mary's ready go.
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Mary poppin the virgin Mary and Mary Tyler Moore.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
M maam ma'am. There you go, and our boys job
mother Mary are going to be opening for zz Top
and Leonard Skinner to month of October. Just found that out.
Proud of our boys. Hang on, I want to tell
you about that later. Now back to you Brian, give
us in five seconds. Three planets ready, go, Let's.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
Go Mercury, Venus and her.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Did they uh declassified Pluto? Didn't know? Didn't that happen?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah, there's a debate still, they're still.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Talking about Yeah, goes back and forth. That's right, all right,
Brian stayed away from Pluto. It's very good, Brian. I
know you got the victory right here goes. All we
need is three things you see in Las Vegas ready
to go.
Speaker 9 (08:26):
Strippers, flot machines, boxing or sporting of them.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Stripper, right, Brian, good work, buddy, you got a big
old ball. Thank you God man.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Okay, give a shout out to my beautiful wife, Justa
and everyone here in Whistle and everyone here working at
a summi. Thank you, tom Boy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bud By, appreciate you and yours. Listen to the big show.
Oh about the planet Pluto around here? Let me over
for a second. Okay, that's helpful. Worries all right.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Here.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Let me give that a swift pick, just to make
sure it's in goodn't tight.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I know how that got up there, remembering Rayford first,
save this morning right on the other side, Good morning,
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make shows on the radio, Rayford wonders, do they make
some machines noisi so the user will think it's more powerful.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Why isn't people equate noise with power. Take on a
mobile racing it's loud. Cars are not muffled and are
made as noisy as they can be. And the monkey
sea monkey doers out on the public roads, they try
to make theirs as noisy as they can be. Now
you've heard me rave against loud motorcycles. How they don't
come from the factory making that ear splitting, window rattling
(10:26):
infernal noise. No, not even Harley Davidson's they get a
bad rap for loudness. All of them made for street
use come from the factory with properly muffled pipes. Sure
there's a distinctive Harley sound, but it is not the
damnable racket made by bikes that have been tampered with
after they leave the factory by macho types to attract
attention to themselves and their machines, make people think they
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are real men and their machines real powerful. John Gabriel
Navarro says in the preface to his book Our Noisy
World that we have the distinction of living in the
noisiest age and the history of mankind. Those noises are
so prevalent that we seem to be almost immune to
their presence. We tune them out, or at least some
people can and do. The mounting racket may be momentarily
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excluded from our conscious thought, but it makes an impact
nevertheless on our mental, emotional, and physical well being. Usually
no one minds the noises he makes himself seems oblivious
to it. But what about those who have to hear
its incessant invasion of their environment? Even noise that's supposed
to be agreeable and soothing to some as a constant
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irritant to others. If the gustamus nannas disputandum and it is,
then offend no one by turning the dead blame stuff off.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Who says that? I say that? Robert E.
Speaker 10 (11:43):
Rayfern on the Noisiest Show round, the John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
there's always something exciting happening and beautiful dismal seep in
South Carolina. And here to tell us all about it
is the Mayor himself, the Honorable Merwin coup Fiddleswoop. Good morning,
mister Mayor, Good morning, John boy and all your wonderful listeners.
Well it's that time.
Speaker 11 (12:34):
Of year again when summer gives way the cooler days,
but dismal seepage just heats things up. It's time once
again for the thirteenth annual Dismal Seepage Hodio Days, when
the world's oldest profession meets frontier fun. Wait a second,
are you telling me what if you'd shut up, John Boyn.
That's right, it's a full fledged rodeo for the ladies
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of the evening as they step into the light of
day to show the world they're more than just purveyors
of morally questionable services. They're also experienced cow gowns that
know how to work hard and play hard, so to speak.
As always, the weekend kicks off for the big parade
down Main Street sponsored by Fredericks of Gastonia. Leading the
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way is the marching band from the Kim Kardashian Institute
of STD Research in NBA Dating Services. Our grand marshall
this year will be Famed Hollywood Madam Heidi Flices sponsored
by Flice and Floss Dental Services for the whitest teeth
you'll ever come across trust your smile to flights and floss.
There's actually a rodeo right right on. Cue John Boy.
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There's no starting slow at the whole deo. As they say,
we'll kick off with bull riding.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Now. Can these ladies stay on for eight seconds? And how?
Speaker 11 (13:55):
And that's what makes it exciting, John Boy? Thanks to
their line of work, they're used to staying on the bull.
The truth is the bulls tend to give out before
the girls. It's really something to see. Are you starting
to sweat? The roping competition is always a fan favorite.
Do they rope calf, steers, horses?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
None of the above? John Boy.
Speaker 11 (14:16):
The livestock gets to take the night off as the
ladies take turns chasing down John's so like they're customers,
former customers provided by the dismal Seepach court system. Will
you be taking a turn? Folks will get to see
the gals run them down, rope them and hogtie. Competition
is fierce with a ten thousand dollars prize to the winner,
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sponsored by Mitch Hitchins, Carolina Cannabis and Crematorium. The best
part is the winner always screams, Mitch better have my money.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well, it is different. I'll give you that.
Speaker 11 (14:50):
We'll have a steer wrestling exhibition as five hundred pound
call Girl Magic Wanda takes on the massive eighteen hundred
pounds Sir Moose A lot.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Doesn't sound like a fair you're telling.
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Me I have to frisk her to make sure she's
not carrying any foreign objects. And there's a lot of
nooks and crannies. Did you volunteer for that? The whole
family will love the bullwhip competition. The turning Champion Dominate
Trixie will be taking all comers. Sponsored by Hanson's Whistling Weenies.
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The only hot dog you play like a flute.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I assume they have a natural casing at Tatter's.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
Chugzow Plenty Dairy Barn is sponsoring the Lingerie milking competition or.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
The cows wear lingerie.
Speaker 11 (15:35):
Oh genius. The cows are the ones getting milks. That
was my next question. And even event goers will have
the opportunity to get their hodio on. We'll see what
lucky person can stay on the world's meanest donkey Samuel L.
Jackass sponsored by the Bucy Traumatic Knock and Injury Clinic
and Boob Inspection Service.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I might have to show up for that one.
Speaker 11 (15:58):
Sorry, we're full of up on jackasses. And the weekend
wraps up with a big concert by the mangles Woo.
They're a Bengals tribute band with drag queens.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Doesn't really fit the thing.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Hey, we had the Latin country music star Ariba McIntyre,
but she dropped out to do the Chiggers and Cheriso
festival down at South.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Of the Border. Oh, I've never heard of her.
Speaker 11 (16:20):
She's something else. Boy, full figured Latin got us with
red hair. Wows my kind of gal ah. I see
she dropped out cause you were hitting older.
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So come on down.
Speaker 11 (16:34):
This weekend to the big thirteenth annual Dismal seepach Hodio Days.
It's the happy ending your weekend deserves. Maybe your wife
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Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
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Hello, it's me Spanky. You know mis your personality from
the Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
It's not like they're paying me or anything. I can't
even get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids. That's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good Morning is a big Show on the radio, talking
about it boys earlier Jive Mother Mary keeping the Southern
rock band Traditional Live Old Sherman Pratt, Big Show, Brad
on Base here and they're hitting the road. There's no
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Elevation Tour this October. Gonna be in Barco, North Carolina,
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October second, Athens, Georgia, October fifth, Knoxville, Tennessee, October seventh.
And you can also catch him with Leonard Skinnard and
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Yol Boys, Well God here, Tater Taman News coming up
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Speaker 4 (19:37):
Thank you very much. Rustley Legend Hulk Hogan may have
died due to complications from medical malpractice. According to TMZ,
an occupational therapist was present at his home in Florida
when he stopped breathing. Allegedly, she told responding officers that
his frenick nerve, which controls breathing, had been severed during
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a recent surgery, and Hogan's widow, Sky confirmed that that
the nerve was compromised during surgery, but declined to release
autopsy results. So the Clearwater Police Department is investigating the incident,
interviewing family members and reviewing medical records. He passed July
twenty fourth, and his body has not yet been cremated,
so investigation stay tuned for that. Moving on, Hates. Tickets
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starting at two hundred dollars for the Dawson's Creek cast
reunion sold out in twelve minutes. They were the highest
price seats, I mean, the highest price seats went for
twenty five hundred. It's all for charity. The charity event
will take place in New York City on September twenty second,
and it's to benefit f Cancer and lend support to
James Vanderbeek, who played Dawson, because he was diagnosed with
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stage three colon cancers.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Man I said, now gone, because I was maybe they
do it in Wilmington, North Carolina. Yeah, where they filmed,
you know. Yeah, I wish I had to save that.
I gave that autograph picture from the cast away. Yeah,
one of my wonderful things you did. You did.
Speaker 4 (21:08):
But they all got to get they're all getting together
for it to do it a table reading. It's gonna
be like a table reading.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Don't worry. I put a picture of it on the internet.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Show. You can go get it and get your Katie
Holmes got away from that old Tom cruise. I just
say her again. Hey.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Look, the singing version of K pop Demon Hunters with
closed caption song lyrics is now streaming on Netflix. Now. Yeah,
now it is. If you want to sne it, you
get to get over to Netflix.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
You're yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Three songs from the Demon Hunter's soundtrack are on the
Billboard Top ten. Told y'all. Titles are Golden Your Idol
and Soda Pop.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Knows.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I know you perused the Billboard Top ten. Harrison Ford
hired j Leno, Yes Jay Lennard to three D print
a toilet seat. Harrison Ford told NPR that he needed
to replace it because the toilet seat is discolored in
a discolored Collie in a way that's really unattractive, and
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this style of seed has been out of production for years.
According to Harrison Ford and Jay Leno's embraced the project.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Sole knows how to do three D printing. I guess, huh.
Speaker 5 (22:29):
I'm telling you I could teach you.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
We've got three of them now in our works, all right.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
President Trump maygan delay the ban on TikTok, which is
scheduled to go into effect on September seventeenth. He said,
quote until the complexity of things work out, we just
extend a little bit longer, but we have buyers end quote.
According to The New York Times, remember Hall and Oates,
Oh yeah, wherever.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Well.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Earlier this month, it was announced that the lawsuit that
Dare Hall filed in twenty twenty three against his former
partner is over. And it was over the fact that
Oates was wanting to sell his share of the rights
to their music. So that now has been settled. Papers
were filed bringing it to an end, and they are
still broken up. It led to them breaking up and
(23:19):
they're both saying hell will freeze over before they ever
get back together.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Well, but I will tell you there's a YouTube channel.
It's called Darrell's Place, and Daryl has all of these
musicians come in and do jam sessions to.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
It, like his farm studio.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
It's like amazing, Oh awesome, it should be a TV show.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, he had.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
He had the ojs on there and they were so
thrilled by how he can sing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You know, he sounds like he's black.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
They say, man, you need an afro with a pick
in the back.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Of Dale Hall.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
So I think it's I thought it was like I
thought it was Darryl's Jam Sessions or something like that.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Alternate channel event. But Daryl's Places.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
One Jam the Jam Sessions. Olive Garden brings back It's
never ending possible, all right. Starbucks is bringing back its
fall menu, including Pumpkin spice lot.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, okayo.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Lee Corso makes his final appearance on ESPN's College Game
Day this Saturday, ahead of the Ohio State Texas game.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
He's ninety years old.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Gave it a good run, didn't he. And a Wizard
of Oz immersive experience kicks off at the Sphere in
Las Vegas. Oh, it would be cool to see.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Yeah, I don't need no flying.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Fly monkey's over your head. Come on, let's all go
show trip.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Thank you very much for that report. Let's get us
a winner. Let's play John boyd Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question,
we found out pack Kids meets for the most shoplift
of the items from Walmart stores. Right now we're looking
for number two.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
What is baby formula?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yes, baby formula, And it wasn't baby diapers to contain
number two would have been great, all right, today is
John Boy Jeopardy. Rem Brand created sixty two paintings featuring
this famous subject more than any other world famous artists.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
What are jackiees Twins?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
What y'all got a let? What we think? One eight
hundred making show you told, free line, We play John
boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, It's a big Shawn the
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and now your host. He's got a great idea for
a new product for aging baby boomers.
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It's like a candy necklace, but it has roll ads
and I'd be profen.
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He is John Boy.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
I did.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
They?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Hey to Mark out of Princeton, West Virginia. Good morning Mark.
Speaker 13 (26:50):
Good morning to you there, mister John Boy.
Speaker 9 (26:53):
How you doing?
Speaker 14 (26:53):
Man?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Avi's anybody i' be twins? Okay? I? Oh lord?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
I no?
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Right? So in famous twins in side Show, I mean
the side twins there. They were from Graham, North Carolina,
where I'm from.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
The other around there, conjoined twins toured with the circus.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, absolutely live all right, Mark, Well you got first
shot at John Boorjeopardy this morning, so let's jump right
in here. Rem Brandt created sixty two paintings featuring this
famous subject, more than any other world famous artists. So
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you know anything about rem Brandt?
Speaker 13 (27:38):
No, really, no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It's unfortunately don't.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Yeah, this may not be the game for you.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
But hey man, you made it in here, Mark, So
you gotta take a guess. Maybe you can do it.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
We do?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You say, sixty two paintings.
Speaker 13 (27:56):
Of how about president? How about a president? How about
a president?
Speaker 1 (28:06):
President? Did rem Brandt sixty two painties featuring a president?
Let's see. I don't know if they had. I'm not
sure where he was from.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Well, the Netherlands, I believe, but he was born in
sixteen hundreds early sixteen hundred cent.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Not a lot of presidents. Oh that explains it, Mark
nog gone it. Well, buddy, you you can get through again, man,
I know you can. So you hanging there. We appreciate
you so much up in beautiful Princeton, West Virginia.
Speaker 13 (28:40):
All right, brother man, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I'm all right, Mark. Well, let's go to Bud. He
is over in Fulton, Missouri. Another wonderful spot to be.
Good morning, Bud.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Good morning, Hello Fulton, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh Jackie you dog? Alright, man, I spent a lot
of time in Mississippi. Ain't not much in Missouri, so
let's just keep in Musa, Mississippi. All right, we got you, Bud.
So what do you think rem Brand painted sixty two
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paintings of Well, I won't say himself, you say himself.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Himself beside in the sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Well it was just him. Did they have a woman
or dog some freenright? I guess he would look like one.
Good work, Buddie. Now he's gonna try to get you
the right house in Fault, Mississippi with your big home.
(29:54):
First time color had him. Boy, Hey, y'all didn't know,
but Randy was an artist also, is that right?
Speaker 14 (30:04):
Right?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
He draws flies? All right, here's playing for the next
twenty minutes on the Big Show. Now it's your news.
It's on the other side of time capsule, and it
end my TV audition. Don't ruin it.
Speaker 15 (30:55):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big
Show the self's number one exports.
Speaker 14 (31:09):
I traveled through Flauda to get down to where I
took this ship, and was musing about some people I
know who are getting up there in age, which really
doesn't include any of us on this call right now,
because you know, we're still pretty sprying stuff. But here's
some of the things instead of find and here's some
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of the things that are good about getting older in
those special order. One you get to dress as lame
as you want to dress. Black socks and sand dulls,
stripes and checks mix, you know, and you don't really
have to buy shirts because your pants come all the
way up to your own good. So that's in the
(31:54):
plus column. Another one, you get to just make up
history because none of the know what's gone. Oh you
should remember the Battle of the Little Big Horn, Like
what was that? Well, that was when food trucks are
having a competition. It was Indian food. It was to
die for it, and I won't even know what that means.
(32:15):
When you get older, it's easy to fake injuries. You
can be on the golf course. You can miss a
putt on the golf course, like dang, I'd have made that,
but my aority arc is giving me FID. Nobody calls
you on it. Another plus to be old is cannibus
no longer bus you as prime cutting. Well I should
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have said that for last crap. When you get old,
turn signals are no longer a part of your life,
and if you do use it, you have a past
to leave it on for three hundred and eighteen months.
And when you get older, pudding is suddenly awesome again.
(33:05):
And you save money when you're old because you and
the dog can eat the same food. You're welcome. Something
else to look forward to, the senior discount at the buffet.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
Ah.
Speaker 14 (33:22):
Yeah, with this added extra you get to wear your
white belt in your white shoes. Another plus to being
elderly hot chicks at the bingo parlor parlor parlor bingo.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
That's bingo parlor bingo.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Yeah, hot chicks playing bingo with big old markers. You
get to smiff them and it wakes up like ninety second,
the markers not the bright.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Jun boyam billy.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I said, hold up, wait a minute, something wait, and
then I start to smell them, so it's like a
SI that take like so I knew something was wrong.
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I knew something special about it. You know, good.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Good morning, it's a big Sean radio.
Speaker 10 (34:38):
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Speaker 1 (34:39):
Let's see how when John Boy's big TV audition.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Parentcy. Here up next, there's a John Boy reading for
the BC Powder TV spot. Okay, Johnny, no pressure, feeling out,
just relax and kind of have fun with it. There
we go.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Take one, BC Powder this padder for him. Real bad cut.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
Sorry, Johnny, that came out a little bit garbled. Let's
try it again.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Take two, they say, powders, try them your own success
story now, sam cut Johnny.
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Feel free to kind of put it in your own
words if you need to.
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They say, take player of pain and customers.
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Okay, but we really need to make sure that they're
actual words. Okay.
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Uh.
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Take four helping.
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Plain relief, pain through doubt and on the side.
Speaker 6 (35:29):
Cut cut. You know what, let's come back to that one.
Let's see says here you're also reading for the bow
Jangles TV spot. Is that right? Yeah? Okay, let's take
a walk at that one. Blow Jangle's ready to take one.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And now you can have breakfast in bread cut.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
You kind of bobble that one too. Let's let's go
again and take two.
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Pick up a bow, Jangle's Ace, Peak, Tailgate, pebble cut.
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I'll tell you what, just jump out. Let's just try
the tagline.
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God, it won't need to get you. Have you someun
up bubbit cut?
Speaker 6 (35:59):
Got Johnny? Are you okay?
Speaker 13 (36:01):
In there?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
I had a bigger, bigger battle record.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Okay, listen to take a deep breath, just just relax
for a second. Are you all right? I'm sorry, it
just makes my go tiba. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Let's let' let's loseen that a little bit. Let's just
pretend you're at your regular studio and you're just kind
of opening up the show.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. It
is Tuesday, Tuesday morning, November the twelve, hopefully welcome to.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Okay, let's say there's a contest coming up.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Hang away you coming? Tell John Boy do you have
at the time somebody's going in and.
Speaker 6 (36:39):
You're throwing in a quick sponsor plug or some kind.
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And you qualified. But to VI Virginia you Day TV.
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Sorry I didn't get that last part.
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If that's onn't enough. Okay, he's gonna keep going better
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Is that your partner in there? What is his name?
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Anna can Scott Walker?
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Is it Billy?
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Billy has a boo doo?
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Billie? Could you kind of give him a read on
how that should sound?
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And available at bet auto par stores everywhere I'm doing.
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Do you know that's not quite it either?
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Dog wasn't lighting?
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Okay, let's calm down there, guys. Why don't we take
a little break for lunch.
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Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Gooday, you're old pal Stevie, no, not the former idiot
into the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two
favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the
Big Show. I'll tell you it's nice to be high
and dry and safe and sound in this neck is studio.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Hey, what's this wife for?
Speaker 14 (38:03):
Ye?
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. He's
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Dogs and one of John boyn Billy For no apparent
reasons there it is that your name in a hat
for it give it away before Tom Horsen. We hit
the NFL season picks every game all season long, right,
so it's all about college football this weekend. Then we
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got our pac Man coming out for us all right.
Then we got unknown history with our favorite Clyde the
Camels coming up in minutes before we try to beat
the blonde and have fun while we do it. Okay,
you got that baby dog? I fun?
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yes, got you? Catch you catch the.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Big show rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Hang on for a fun history lesson who can't work?
Clyde my childhood, He rode from Santa Claus's watching you
into things I would have never dreamed when I was
a little six year old running around the house.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Is Everywhere's everywhere?
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Okay, back to you what we got? Oh the as
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Play forty minutes. All right, let's do it. We all
know history, but there's so much more we don't know.
Speaker 16 (40:32):
I'm Sir David Attenborough and this is unknown history. The
place Hollywood, California. The year is nineteen sixty five. Television
is ruled by three major networks, NBC, CBS and ABC.
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Competition for viewers is fierce and risks have to be taken.
Everyone was looking for the next big thing, and although
they didn't know it at the time, ABC held the
Golden Goose. Its name was Batman. Not everyone was excited
about the prospect of a TV show based on a
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comic book. After all, this was the swinging sixties. Hip
cats and cool kiddies would likely not find the series groovy,
but ABC was committed and the search was on to
find the perfect leading man to protect Gotham City and
bolster the network's sagging ratings.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Okay, bus, we got it down to three choices. Lyle Wagner,
Adam West and this guy. I don't know. There's something
about this guy.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I like.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
He was a fresh face in Tinseltown.
Speaker 16 (41:58):
Adam West and Lyle Wagner had a handful of credits
and a solid reputation. But maybe what this project needed
was a wild cart and they came no wilder than him.
He even went by just one name, Clyde.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Me.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
This guy has got it. Congratulations, Batman. A star was born.
Speaker 16 (42:30):
Even the network executives were in love with their new star. No,
I'm not a fruitcake or anything, but that is one
handsome son of a gun.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (42:40):
Because of Clyde, major stars were drawn to the series.
Everyone wanted to be in his orbit. Caesar Romero, Burgess, Meredith,
Frank Gorsh and Julie Numa. All of them signed on
without even looking at a script. Something about this guy.
The sets were built, costumes made, the scripts written. Everything
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was a goal until the unthinkable happened. Clyde's checkered past
reared its ugly head. Nat Blake, who was to portray
aunt Harriet had an unknown passion. She collected stag films,
and in several of those films was a very familiar face.
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Yeah yeah, the Hollywood rumor mill exploded, Clyde's secret was exposed.
Among other things, the network tried to run interference. They
held a news conference to let Clyde explain his heart
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felt apology fell on deaf ears, and one day before
shooting was to begin, the network lost its batman.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
They quickly put the Cape of.
Speaker 16 (44:17):
Cowl on Adam West and the rest is history. But
in an interesting side note, the network did give Clyde
a job. You never saw him, but you did hear
him in every episode until next time. This is Sir
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David Edinburgh reminding you that it's not the history that's known,
it's the history unknown.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
It's worth it all right. Now, let's turn our attention
over there. Marcy. It's you baby, hows to beat the
Blonde one eight hundred big shows you told Free Line.
Let's get a contestant, we'll play next. Good morning, it's
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Speaker 3 (45:58):
Up on us.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
So that's up what you got? Old time old gotta
go to make shore dot com. Okay, it's time to
play beat the blog less meat our contestant. Well look
it's Ricky from Gilmour, Texas. Good morning, reggae reggae.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
Good morn job, good moring John morning.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Hey what all right reggae? Glad you made it in here.
We'll ask date the some questions. You agree or disagree with?
Her answer? Get too right for too wrong, and you win.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
All right?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
All right, right, Ricky, let's go to criminal law, tayer,
that's another school you dropped out.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
That wasn't.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
According to criminal law? If how many people are necessary
for a disturbance to be called a riot? Oh, I've
got choices, of course.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
All right?
Speaker 1 (46:55):
So is it three thirteen for thirty?
Speaker 4 (47:01):
First of all, riot is such an ugly word to
call my get togethers. And secondly, the lucky number thirteen
is a riot thirteen.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
It takes thirteen or a disturbance to be called a riot? Ricky,
do you agree or disagree? I disagree? And wow, that
was everything to do. Yeah, do you know which one?
Speaker 3 (47:26):
It is? Riggy?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
They should be three? Yes, it is, it is three.
Y that's all it takes. I want law and order,
fago work. Hey, did y'all say where the Washington they
have a business. We talked about this before. They will
furnish protesters. Oh like in DC when Trump called a
(47:50):
national guard to take care of the crime. But they
were up four hundred percent. So all these you know,
you wonder what idiots are like protested again? Stop in crime?
Paid it is?
Speaker 4 (48:03):
I get it?
Speaker 1 (48:04):
Okay, all right, so three will be around? Learn something
that bore regular. Let's go get one more bail and
winness saying tay. According to a recent clinical study, remember
you dropped out of the clinic.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
I was are clinical study?
Speaker 1 (48:22):
More like kicked out. According to a recent clinical study,
it is estimated that seventy five percent of all US
dollars are contaminated with what appreciation? Appreciation? You know.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
They have found that there's a lot of sticky stuff
at a lot of food, a lot of food stuff.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Five percent of all US dollars contaminated with some sort
of food food? Ricky, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
I have to disagree.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Disagree, and yes, it was out on line order to know.
What do you think, ma'am?
Speaker 9 (49:09):
It's drugs.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
You're right, all.
Speaker 4 (49:13):
Right, Ricky, I'm gonna start watching what channel is that every.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
That is wild seventy five percent got cocaine? The dollar
bills long man, that's all right. We'll tell you your
fire twater. It's beat Ricky. Hey, Recky, hang on, buddy,
We'll get that prize backed down. The beautiful Gilmer texas
for you
Speaker 5 (49:39):
All right, Thank you, sir,
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