February 26, 2025 • 42 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has a new edition of Tatertainment News - along with What to Watch.. - We’ve got a couple of failed attempts to resurrect The Odd Couple.. - and we attempt to salute Johnny Cash - by mocking him.. - Marvin Webster has the details on a homemade hallucinogenic made with fermented human waste.. - Somebody requested a list of things that tick Jeff Pillars off.. - and Gary Busey leaves Yelp reviews for clowns…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers mart Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on that.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
There big Shoe Woe. There's funny I Guary on Pete.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Talk a Doodle Doo. I'm anna.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
It is Wednesday, February twenty six, twenty eight days, the
short month of February. It ends on Friday, Yesday.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
In the month of March. Say hey, everybody excited about springtime?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
How are you good?
Speaker 7 (01:29):
To have you?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Thank you, thank you, amazement.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
Nice to be here.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
What is it?
Speaker 8 (01:36):
It's the twenty sixth, the February. Did you just listen
to yourself?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
I was thinking down the line, man, because it's Tony
Randall's birthday today, one of the odd cover remember Felix
on Girl. Oh yeah, so uh so he was he was?
Who was a sportscaster?
Speaker 8 (01:54):
Walter Matho Walter No, the guy you played the.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Lord. Oh god, it's just too much. I got the
ravern in general already. I've been in the bit box
to honor the odd couple from Felix Unger and Walter
and Matthouse. Jack Lugman, Jack grumpy old man man. I
know Jack, Jack Clugman, show up, Brandy, Jack Klugman.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Thank you. What was his name on the on the
shows Oscarcar and Felix?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Felix?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
Do you remember Jack.
Speaker 9 (02:34):
Being the the Emmy for some show?
Speaker 8 (02:38):
What was that he was? You know it was a
medical examiner he was, you know they brought all the dead. Okay,
I'll be over here.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Why'd you and Jackie get back to watching them old
crime shows?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know they're not real?
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Oh, thank you.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I appreciate Quincy. That was the name of the show,
Quincy Emmy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I ain't never wanting to watch any medical shows.
Speaker 8 (03:03):
True crime or any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
On my crime medical well, you know, the crime stuff,
you know sometimes when I get sucked in, but medical now. Yeah,
but anyway, what was it was something fun? Oh yeah,
we're gonna have something fun with it with our odd
couple later today, say it should have just Walter, We
(03:25):
got enough.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Grumpy old medicator. Swing a dead cat without here.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
On that too, and we'll get our first prize pack
out and get that winning beginning. That's always fun for
a single in the morning, Big shows on the radio,
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Oh look at
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Listen up three days in history.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You can win it. It was nineteen thirty three.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
February twenty sixty, API reported that NFL owners had voted
to move the goal post ten yards forward to the
goal line. This was to encourage more field goals and
reduce the number of ties. This was in spite of
arguments that this would result in more injuries to players.
(04:39):
Running into the goal post of all. Yeah, they got
it at the back of the end zone and they
have it the padded though. Okay, don't you look curious.
Move up to nineteen ninety eight and Amarillo, Texas jury
rejected an eleven million dollar lawsuit Texas cattleman who blamed
(05:02):
Oprah Winfrey's talk show for a price fall after a
segment on mad cow disease.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
Make an impact, That's for sure.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Takes a lot, Oprah.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I don't think they won.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I don't think they won. Textually they won. Team
did Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:22):
Nice?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
All right, so uh, Oprah? And then with that that
eleven million cattlemen.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Had something very interesting there.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
But it's a superpower.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
You can forget what you're doing while you're doing it. Yes,
Oh you'll have to do is just put your voice.
All right.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well, let's let's see if we make it through twenty
twenty one, toymaker has Bro announced that the Mister Potata
Head brand name.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Will be changed to be junder Natural Help Me Out
Randy with gender neutral.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
In this announcement, Hasbro said that it would be dropping
the mistered title from the brand's name to better reflect
the full line of potatoes. He said that an upcoming
play set will not feature mister and missus designations, allowing
kids to create their own potato families with two moms
(06:23):
or two dads, a celebration of the many faces of
potato families with represented by potatoes. On twenty twenty one, Yeah,
that was a Biden deal. Can Trump resaid that too. Well,
you put it back to mister potato head like it was.
We know he's a guy, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Put a little with a couple of spuds. Have they
seen them littletatos that I brought?
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Y'all?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Remember my guard data.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
I've got a great idea to show. Oh he's a
mister potato head.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
All right, good, good work.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Okay, well, right now, let's turn our attention back to
our Birtee County Peanuts prize back and who will win it?
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Line, come
on play out Birst. We gotta hurry. We'll do it next.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, how was I thinking, Randy, the show's on the radio.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Got our feature track from the Big Show bed box,
it said, Dirah, Gary Busey and clowns and yelp review alright,
search for keywords guilt.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
It hit the Big box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Upburst.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
Prize being Let's go he contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun playing Upburst.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Have a hurry up and guest, time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Let's say, hey the Sherry from Union West Margin.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
We have a shots.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Alright, Hey Serry, oh berverc David. You know the song
franking about the new the high part of share. Sh
sh keep going, I'm coming up.
Speaker 12 (09:07):
Wow, don't you come up?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Wow?
Speaker 8 (09:12):
We should rehearse.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hey, Shay, thanks for sparking it this morning. Baby. How
you doing so far? I'm just absolutely wonderful. Baby.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Well, let's get you through these three categories. Get your
bird tea count of peeing us up to.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Union for you you ready, I'm ready? Give us three
ways to score in football? Ready go.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
I touch down?
Speaker 8 (09:38):
I still go safety.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Bam, I had a girl at you all right? Now
give us three things on a cow ready.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
Go and honor.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
And a tail.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
And for the wind.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Whay, don't you give us three things made out of potatoes?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Ready to go to Tato candy potato bread.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Goatcha bam bam, don't knock it to your try sure
stop chairwoll.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
If you hang on, we're gonna give you a bunch
of bird Tea County peanuts for you to enjoy.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Oh that's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Thank you so much. You got baby. All right, let's
jump out, catch you up on your news dogs.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Tony Randall's birthday, Johnny cashis birthday as well. Good morning,
(11:22):
that's a big shawl the radio. You having the birthday today,
On this February at twenty six, you are sharing one
with Johnny Cash that it would have been ninety three
years old today heating the Junior Nation Band remake and
one of his famous tunes.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Well, I left Kentucky back in forty nine, went to
Detroit to working on the assembly line. First year they
had the Clinton wheels on Cavalantas. Every day I'd watch
them beauties roll by, and sometimes I'd hang my head
and try because I always wanted to be one that
was long and black. One day I'd devised myself a plan.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That should be the enemy of most.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Anyway, I'd sneak it out of there in a lunch
box in my hands now, getting calm, getting far. But
I figured i'd have it all by the time I retired,
and have me a car worth at least one hundred grand.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
And I'd get it one pix of the time.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Here it wouldn't cost me to die.
Speaker 7 (12:34):
You'll know it's me when I come through your child.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I'm gonna ride around its time. I'm gonna drive everybody
a while, because I'll have the only one there is around.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
So the very next day, when I punched in with
a big lunch box and with help from my friends,
I left that day with a.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Lunch box full of years. I've never considered my self
a flea, but that GM.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Wouldn't miss just one little piece, especially if I strung
it out over several years. The first day I got
me a fuel puff, and the next day I got
me an engine in a truck. Then I got me
a transmission into all the crowns, the little things I
could get in my big lunch box, like that boats
all four shocks fixed up and stuck.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Out in my buddy's mobile home. Well ve up to now.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
My plan went all right till we tried to put
it all together one night.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.
Speaker 10 (13:36):
The little transmission was a fifty three and the motor
turned out.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
To me a seventy three.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the.
Speaker 11 (13:43):
Holes were gone, so we drilled around so that it
would fit.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
With a little bit of help from an eight after kit.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
We had that engine running just like a song.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Now.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
The headlights was another site. We had two of them
left on the ride. When we pulled out and switch,
all three of.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Them come off.
Speaker 10 (14:05):
The back end look kind of funny too, but we
put it together and when we got through, well, that's
when we noticed that we only had one tail of men.
About that time, my wife walked out and I couldn't
see in her eyes. She had her down because she
opened the door and said, turn and take me for
a swim. So we drove uptown just to get your tags,
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and I headed her ride on down man drag. I
could hear everybody laughing blocks around out of their courthouse.
They didn't laugh because to type it up took the
whole darn staff. And when they got done, the title
weighed sixty pounds and I got it a one pit
to die and it didn't cost me any die youven though,
(14:48):
it's me.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
When I come through your child, I'm.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Gonna ride around inside, gonna drive everybody a while because
I have the only wall there.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
There is a right.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Uh you red Rider, This is a cotton mouth and
the Psychobilly Cadillact. Come on, Uh, this is a cotton
mouth and the negatory On the cost of this here
machine there, read rider, You might say I went right
up to the factory and picked it up cheaper that way.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What model is it?
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Well, it's over the nine fifty fifty one and the duke,
and then in the cold fifty five fifty six and
seven eight fifty nine automobile. It's sixty sixty one sixty
two sixty three SI con Pole, sixty five six and
six sixty seven sixty eight sixty ninety seventy automobile.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Time's up, boys, that's a rup. We made times up.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
We just got in here.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Boy, we had to tune everything one say y'all keep
them straight up, fire.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Let's big showing the radio for you Wednesday morning. Well,
I think I saw Stan Higgins chatting up these Steno pools,
so you gotta get credit.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He never stops struck. Oh let me say.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I'll say my calculations are correct. The redhead from sales
just shut him down. Yeah, okay, any second now he
ordered pap in.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
Don't mind afraid do John Boy, Randy Jackie, Peter sauce
Bury behind the glass, bless.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You are full of beans this morning?
Speaker 12 (16:55):
Oh sorry about that, I a lad him at. No, No,
those kinda be You're just kind of upbeating perky, upbeating perky.
I think I dated them.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Well, you don't have to ask.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
How was Valentine's splendid, dazzling grand a great, big, bountiful
booty buffet if you want to get all p diddy
about it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
A sense of stories, So let's hear it now, John.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Boy, you know I never kiss and tell.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
Come on, But since we never kissed because we were
too busy knocking boots, I guess the details are upper grands.
So first off, I think this may be the one.
Where did you meet her at the women's prison? What
were you doing at the women's prison volunteering for kanjigle visits,
(17:41):
canjugal visits?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
What was she in for grand larceny?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Was she guilty?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yes, I'm stealing my heart.
Speaker 12 (17:47):
You are dog guilty as charged, culpable beyond question, a
romantic male feasance what malfeasans? And when my love was
sprung by the state, I wanted to give her something
big and expensive, so I bought her a dozen roses eggs.
And since the weather was unseasonably warm that day, I
(18:08):
took her up to Lookout Point. That's the place where
lovers go to canoodle. It was pretty crowded. She said, listen,
you can hear the crickets. I said, those aren't crickets,
those are zippers. A popular place tan for senior. We
went to a nice restaurant for a late dinner. She
was telling me what she expected from our relationship. She said,
I want a man who is a shining light among company.
(18:31):
He's got to be able to sing, dance, tell a joke,
entertain and most importantly stay at home at night.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
The waitress overheard that and said, if that's all you want,
get a TV.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
A good point. So what does she say?
Speaker 12 (18:43):
Well, let's just say she dump me for another guy.
His name is Sam Sung. You're a pretty good mood
for God. That got dumb. Well, her sister is not
that demanding, so win win is she good looking. Not really,
but you know what they say. The difference between the
facts and a walrus is a up seven cocktails and
it's always five o'clock somewhere, which reminds.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Me I need to stock up at the liquor store.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well, good look, the next time you're in the area.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
Be sure it's hopping. I always do later theaters.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Good morning, you.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Got the Big show on the radio. More chances for
you to win coming up after your news weathers parts.
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, baking.
Speaker 13 (19:36):
The cookies of discontent by the heat of the launder
man vent leaving this soul. And then like in petrygo
dot dot dot, you know, kind of host set up,
leaving this soul hating the waters of the Medulla. Oblong
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with John boy and Billy on the Big Show. You
like that one, John Boye, good morning, it will be
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showing the radio.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
And Tony Randall part of the Odd Couple would have
been one hundred and five years old.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Today we have our own odd couple. Over the years.
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Check it out next week at the Burger King Municipal Area.
It's Major General Toom Saddler and Robert d Raper in
Neil Simon's all new stage comedy The Old Couple It
Benching Roe living in.
Speaker 11 (21:10):
At the park Many, Philip, how's it going, Oscar?
Speaker 7 (21:16):
What in Herron's name is it? What this green thing
I found in refrigerator?
Speaker 14 (21:20):
Not say it's either very new cheese or very old
neat America's Oddest couple in America's newest comedy Smash, Oscar.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Why are you underwear on a bacon sheet in the raven?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
The drawer in the laundry room was broke. I was
a improvised woy.
Speaker 7 (21:35):
From now on, could you let me know when you're
gonna do something that idiotic?
Speaker 10 (21:39):
I just preheated the oven to cook my soux fl
Now the whole kitchen smells like a like a fluc for.
Speaker 7 (21:44):
I think you know what it smells like. It's making
my allergies act up. I can holler, hag.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Hag old.
Speaker 12 (21:55):
Gas.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
They're really old day re couple.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
But day go there, nid go there.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Nicky best Raven the General in the Old Couple Ben getting.
Speaker 10 (22:09):
There.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Really they're really good, Good morning, got the Big Show
on the radio coming up. We played John Boyds every day.
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dot coment or coach jabbe your Timerson off a checkout,
hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. Right now,
it's time for Tater Taman News. And there's that girl,
Marcy tater Morin.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
It's a war time.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Which baby.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Yes, Sir Conan O'Brien will be hosting the Oscars.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Sure Movies, Movie Stuff Movies.
Speaker 9 (22:58):
It's happening this Sunday. It'll air live on ABC and
stream on Hulu. They're gonna be broadcasting from the Dolby
Theater and how they would. The Oscars have announced a
batch of presenters this year. They've added to their already
existing lens list. It looks like Oprah Winfrey is going
to be there. Selena Gomez, Ben Stiller, William Dafoe, Goldie
(23:19):
Hawn Sterling, k Brown.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Joe Alwyn, Lily Rose, Depp and Anna de Armas, to
name a few. So everybody, what you're going to do Sunday?
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Ain't got no.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
Football to walk?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Speaking of talking about.
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Movies, yeah, actors, movies, directors, costumes, music.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
How great they all?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
ANTIDR great, y'all are great.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Hope you can you know make it?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Does anybody gonna slap anybody that you know of it?
I don't know who's Will Smith.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
I don't know if he's going that their whole close
to the chest. I don't see anything about.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Said the same thing about his wife.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Don't you get her name out of her?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Speaking of football, the NFL has reportedly contacted Taylor Swift
about being next year's Super Bowl halftime performer.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, that's why she's dating it.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Oh, I don't think she needs the Super Bowl.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
John Boyd, a source inside the NFL, said that Taylor
is at the top of their list for the Super
Bowl sixty in Santa Clara, California. The insider also said, quote,
Taylor is the goal. It would be historical, we would
make the best numbers.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Ever and she don't need money since they don't pay
anybody to do it.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Yeah, so you know that's the that's the thought is
that she would probably say yes if she had some
new music to promote.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Why don't you have Travis go ahead and break up
with her?
Speaker 8 (25:01):
Speed things up?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
How connected do you think, Tator is?
Speaker 5 (25:07):
I'm just going out wonderful for somebody to grab well,
this worldwide broadcast or podcast.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Okay, here, don't you want anyone to be happy sailor alone?
Speaker 8 (25:21):
President Donald Trump is announced on social media that Dan Bongino.
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Are you familiar with Dan?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
A connect service guy?
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Yes, a conservative talk show host as well.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Uh.
Speaker 8 (25:34):
He will be the Deputy director of the FBI.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
All right, Uh huh.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
The position does not require the sentence confirmation, so they
can appoint whoever they want. He, like you said, was
a former New York City Police officer, a U S
Secret Service member, and he will step down from the
popular podcast The Dan Bongino Showino to take the new rule.
Speaker 8 (25:56):
So I thought you would like to know what my
last story I have is about old Sean Diddy Combs.
Speaker 7 (26:03):
What so p P dooty?
Speaker 9 (26:06):
He is his trials in two months and uh, well
you got to go to trial? Not until then, yeah,
not until then, flight risk. But one of his attorneys,
Anthony Rico petitioned the judge to be formally removed from
his defense. He wrote, under no circumstances can I continue
to effectively serve as council consistent with the American Bar
(26:28):
Association's standards for criminal justice. You think, oh yeah, lawyers
drop out all the time, But Anthony Rico has a
history of defending impossible cases. Twice in the nineties he
defended terrorists in the United States court, and this included
the September eleventh mastermind Osama bin Laden. So another lawyer
with inside knowledge revealed of P Diddy's defense team, quote,
(26:50):
it's become our real biop show.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
They're desperate not to go to trial. So this guy bailed.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
How bad it was? You defend mine to nine eleven?
But Peene, he said, oh.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Good luck, all right, Well, thank you for that report,
marsy and a wonderful word.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's refuse yesterday's question. We found out before opening their
own restaurants, this fast food favorite was available exclusively at
waffle House.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
What is Chick fil agg.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Your numb good old chicken sandwiches? To today's John Boy
Jeopardy One. Breeding pair of these furry critters and their
offspring can create nearly four million descendants in just four years.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Who are the Kardashians.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
It seems like no Oka, Joe god One.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Ain't a hundred big show you told free Line, I
know what's close to ta Entertainment news.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Is not not your fuck an hundred big show. We
go to, we get a winner.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
We play Hey, John Boy, jepity next, Good morning, it's
(28:27):
a big show on the radio, Humping to your home Day,
February twenty six, I feature track for The Big Show.
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Here right now, let's please yes live across America. It's
John Boy, Japany and now your host.
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The only kind of YELP review he's ever seen is
the one he gets from from his dog Pearl when
he steps on her tail.
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It's a John Boy, and that's.
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A Heyed David out a Stanton, Virginia, Good morning, David.
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Good morning, John Boy.
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What'd you do?
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Losing your voice for? What you do losing your voice.
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I like that voice.
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I like the way you talk to David. Uh, you
gonna need some more mustard.
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I got him on my business.
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Now, well you got first shot at John Boy Jepardy
this morning. David.
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See if we can wedge answer in here, see, I'll
score you Happy Herd Prize pack. Let's review the question.
Hang on to his second aboot. So one breeding pair
of these furry critters and their offspring can create nearly
four million descendants inches four years day. David, Can you
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wrap your head around that? Four million descendants four years?
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A lot of child support a child?
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Okay, so you are wrapping your head around it a
little bit of the time, all right. So it's not
Wilt Chamberlain.
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The car.
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That's like rabbits.
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Like rabbits, rabbit, rabbit. I hear rabbits. I'm guessing that's
your answer, David, Am I correct it? Show us rabbits.
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Yeah, like rabbits.
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Look at you now, you're gonna bring all kind of
animals up.
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You have your pick up there in Stanton, but deer,
bearn hogs eat them up there, eat them up, you young.
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And I don't know what hog?
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If you hang on, Jack can take care of you, buddy,
right on, right on, all right, here's playing right now.
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It's your news.
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Right on the other side, our time capsule fire Wednesday
morning and in Marvin Wester I brow home call.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one export.
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It is time for Oliver.
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Well.
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Well Well.
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Life used to be so simple when you were a kid.
You were encouraged to live and let live. Nowadays it's
a much different story. Yes, our country is in decline
and political correctness has run amok. The moral fabric of
our society has become frayed and threadbare. We've given into
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the persnickety demands of the few. And it seems everyone's
skin is thinner than Obama's resume. And you know what
I understood everywhere. I said, I've been here too long.
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And if you want a perfect example of how draft
sticky things have changed, just look at the difference between
high school in the fifties and high school in this
era of modern enlightenment. Let me preach on it, right, Job,
I didn't understand.
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A word about.
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Jackie goes squirrel hunting before school and then pulls into
the parking lot with her shotgun in the truck's gun rack.
Now in the fifties, the principal notices Jackie' shotgun and
gets his shotgun to show her. Today, the school goes
into lockdown. The FBI is called. Jackie has hauled off
to jail and never sees her truck or gun again.
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Counselors help traumatize students and teachers. Jackie falls in love
with a four hundred pounds cell mat Croatian. In the fifties,
Johnny gives his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas cod. Ali
thanks him and they build a snowman. Today, Johnny gives
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his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. A nosy teacher
sees this and takes Johnny to the counselor's office. The
police are called and Johnny is charged with a hate crime.
The school board calls a special meeting and arranges a
special prayer room for the Muslim student. All decorations and
references to Christmas are removed. They now celebrate the Winter Festival.
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The other Muslim students behead the snowman. Ah Billy won't
sit still in class and disrupts other students. In the fifties,
Billy is sent to the principal's office and gets the paddle.
He goes back to class and sits still brother. When
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he gets home, his father tells him he had it
coming today. They put Billy on ridlein and he becomes
a zombie. He's tested for add and the school gets
extra money from the state because of his disability. Billy
later sues the school for an undisclosed six figure sum,
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which he squanders on a trip to occupy Wall Street,
Marsi breaks the neighbor's window when her father gives her
a whipping with the belt. In the fifties, Massie is
more careful next time. She grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful business woman. These days, Marsie's father
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is arrested for child abuse. Marcie is sent to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist determines that
Massie was abused, and her father goes to prison. Her
mom shacks up with the psychologists. Boy Randy falls while
running on the playground and scrapes his knee. He's found
crying by his teacher, Nancy, who gives him a hug.
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Now in the fifties, in a short time Randy feels
better and goes back back to talking down to the
other students. Today, Nancy is accused of being a sexual
predator and loses her job. She faces three years in
state prison. Randy undergoes five years of therapy where.
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He discovers that he's gay.
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Pedro fails high school English. In the fifties, Pedro goes
to summer school, passes English, and goes to college. Today,
Pedro's cause is taken up by the state. The liberal
media says teaching English is a requirement for graduation is racist.
The ACLU file suit against the state and the school system.
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English is banned as the core curriculum. Pedro is given
a diploma anyway, because he cannot speak English. He ends
up mowing lawns for a living. You get the idea.
I think it's time to take our country back. But
to the rest of you who might embrace the way
our society has descended into this ridiculous state, to you,
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I say, Obama Biden twenty twelve.
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That I understood.
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John Boy and Billy shut up.
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Good morning, We're yelled, dumb right.
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Good wis the morning February And on twenty six it
is to make sure on the radio.
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He is Marvin Webster. Yo, what's up, hey yo?
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Doing that?
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Hey man?
Speaker 11 (38:05):
The dope heads in the world has officially run out
of ideas. You know, There's always been a few losers
trying to get high off everything from hairsprayed the mouth
washed anti freeze, But this officially wins the prize for
worst idea in the history of drug abuse.
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Check it out.
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The Sheriff's department down in Naples, Florida, been sending around
a memo. But this homemade drug they call Jenkom. They
claim almost anybody has access to the raw materials you
need to make it. Now, some of y'all probably saying, Gmuven,
maybe you shouldn't be giving out this recipe on the radio. Well,
you ain't heard what's in it yet. The memo says,
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Jenkom is a homemade hallucinogenic made from fecal matter and urine.
That's right, the freaks are huffing turd gas.
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What's up with that?
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Did they quit making pink thinner and airplane glue all
of a sudden, It says here the ingredients are placed
in a bottle or jar and covered with a balloon.
The container is placed in a sunny area for several
hours or days until it ferments. This releases a gas
which is captured inside the balloon. The gas is said
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to have a high similar to cocaine, but with strong
hallucinations of times pass. And when they say times pass,
I think they mean that taco bell you had for
lunch yesterday. The onset of the high takes about ten seconds,
with the most severe hallucinations happening in about twenty minutes.
The high has been described as a feeling of being
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out of it and talking to dead people. It's probably
because anybody gets close to you, says damn who died
in here?
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Hey, how bad do you want to get a buzz?
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If I was that desperate to see some stars, I
just hit myself in the head with a hammer, it
says here Jenkom originated somewhere in the poor nations of
our Yeah, you might know something like this would come
from a third world country. Good on, boe Wait wait,
I got a few more. If you get hooked on it,
you in a crackhead, you're a butt crackhead. Or hey man,
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we're having a party. Put the turds in the punch bowl.
Jenkom hearely killed him. You know, if you're od on Jenkom,
do they list the cause of death as asphyxiation?
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Oh wait?
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One more quick impression of a jinkum dealer on the
street corner.
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Yo, yo, yo, what's up my man? Check this out.
I got some brand new stuff here.
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It's the shizzle, and I mean that literally if you
ASTs me, I don't see this one turning into the
hot new designer drug of the year. One thing Jenkam
ain't to catch his name I ever heard. They need
to come up with something snap you you know, need
to call it Dutch oven or brown nose Clarence Williams
the turd. Hey, since there's already something called crack, they
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could call it butt crack, y'all. I don't mean to
make light of this, Okay, yes I do, cause anybody
got his head that far of his ass his accent.
So normally I would tell all the parents to make
sure your children know about this stuff and how dangerous
it is. But hey, if they don't know no better
than the hof turd gas out of a coke bottle,
it's probably.
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Too late to straighten them out.
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Kids, like mister t says, don't be a fool, stay
in school and say no to butt craft.
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Y'all think about it.
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I'm Marven Webs.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
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weather and sports Mama.
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All I wanted to do was I have a let
us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bedskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big show, but mama.
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Eight seven
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
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More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers mart Yeah, this is your old pals.
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You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his is on Lizbeth. I'm
listening to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly
right there on that.
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There big Shoe Woe. There's funny I Guary on Pete.
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Talk a Doodle Doo. I'm anna.
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It is Wednesday, February twenty six, twenty eight days, the
short month of February. It ends on Friday, Yesday.
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In the month of March. Say hey, everybody excited about springtime?
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How are you good?
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To have you?
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Thank you, thank you, amazement.
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Nice to be here.
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What is it?
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It's the twenty sixth, the February. Did you just listen
to yourself?
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Yeah, I was.
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I was thinking down the line, man, because it's Tony
Randall's birthday today, one of the odd cover remember Felix
on Girl. Oh yeah, so uh so he was he was?
Who was a sportscaster?
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Walter Matho Walter No, the guy you played the.
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Lord. Oh god, it's just too much. I got the
ravern in general already. I've been in the bit box
to honor the odd couple from Felix Unger and Walter
and Matthouse. Jack Lugman, Jack grumpy old man man. I
know Jack, Jack Clugman, show up, Brandy, Jack Klugman.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Thank you. What was his name on the on the
shows Oscarcar and Felix?
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Felix?
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Yeah, thank you.
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Do you remember Jack.
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Being the the Emmy for some show?
Speaker 8 (02:38):
What was that he was? You know it was a
medical examiner he was, you know they brought all the dead. Okay,
I'll be over here.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Why'd you and Jackie get back to watching them old
crime shows?
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You know they're not real?
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Oh, thank you.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
I appreciate Quincy. That was the name of the show,
Quincy Emmy.
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I ain't never wanting to watch any medical shows.
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True crime or any of that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
On my crime medical well, you know, the crime stuff,
you know sometimes when I get sucked in, but medical now. Yeah,
but anyway, what was it was something fun? Oh yeah,
we're gonna have something fun with it with our odd
couple later today, say it should have just Walter, We
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got enough.
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Grumpy old medicator. Swing a dead cat without here.
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Listen up three days in history.
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You can win it. It was nineteen thirty three.
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February twenty sixty, API reported that NFL owners had voted
to move the goal post ten yards forward to the
goal line. This was to encourage more field goals and
reduce the number of ties. This was in spite of
arguments that this would result in more injuries to players.
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Running into the goal post of all. Yeah, they got
it at the back of the end zone and they
have it the padded though. Okay, don't you look curious.
Move up to nineteen ninety eight and Amarillo, Texas jury
rejected an eleven million dollar lawsuit Texas cattleman who blamed
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Oprah Winfrey's talk show for a price fall after a
segment on mad cow disease.
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Make an impact, That's for sure.
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Takes a lot, Oprah.
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I don't think they won.
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Yeah, I don't think they won. Textually they won. Team
did Yeah?
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Nice?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
All right, so uh, Oprah? And then with that that
eleven million cattlemen.
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Had something very interesting there.
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But it's a superpower.
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You can forget what you're doing while you're doing it. Yes,
Oh you'll have to do is just put your voice.
All right.
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Well, let's let's see if we make it through twenty
twenty one, toymaker has Bro announced that the Mister Potata
Head brand name.
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Will be changed to be junder Natural Help Me Out
Randy with gender neutral.
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In this announcement, Hasbro said that it would be dropping
the mistered title from the brand's name to better reflect
the full line of potatoes. He said that an upcoming
play set will not feature mister and missus designations, allowing
kids to create their own potato families with two moms
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or two dads, a celebration of the many faces of
potato families with represented by potatoes. On twenty twenty one, Yeah,
that was a Biden deal. Can Trump resaid that too. Well,
you put it back to mister potato head like it was.
We know he's a guy, all right.
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Put a little with a couple of spuds. Have they
seen them littletatos that I brought?
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Y'all?
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Remember my guard data.
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I've got a great idea to show. Oh he's a
mister potato head.
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All right, good, good work.
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Okay, well, right now, let's turn our attention back to
our Birtee County Peanuts prize back and who will win it?
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Line, come
on play out Birst. We gotta hurry. We'll do it next.
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No, how was I thinking, Randy, the show's on the radio.
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Got our feature track from the Big Show bed box,
it said, Dirah, Gary Busey and clowns and yelp review alright,
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It hit the Big box at the Big Show dot com.
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Upburst.
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Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big
Prize being Let's go he contested number one. This should
really be a lot of fun playing Upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest, time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey the Sherry from Union West Margin.
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We have a shots.
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Alright, Hey Serry, oh berverc David. You know the song
franking about the new the high part of share. Sh
sh keep going, I'm coming up.
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Wow, don't you come up?
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Wow?
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We should rehearse.
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Hey, Shay, thanks for sparking it this morning. Baby. How
you doing so far? I'm just absolutely wonderful. Baby.
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Well, let's get you through these three categories. Get your
bird tea count of peeing us up to.
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Union for you you ready, I'm ready? Give us three
ways to score in football? Ready go.
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I touch down?
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I still go safety.
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Bam, I had a girl at you all right? Now
give us three things on a cow ready.
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Go and honor.
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And a tail.
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And for the wind.
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Whay, don't you give us three things made out of potatoes?
Speaker 10 (10:02):
Ready to go to Tato candy potato bread.
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Goatcha bam bam, don't knock it to your try sure
stop chairwoll.
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If you hang on, we're gonna give you a bunch
of bird Tea County peanuts for you to enjoy.
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Oh that's wonderful.
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Thank you so much. You got baby. All right, let's
jump out, catch you up on your news dogs.
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Tony Randall's birthday, Johnny cashis birthday as well. Good morning,
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that's a big shawl the radio. You having the birthday today,
On this February at twenty six, you are sharing one
with Johnny Cash that it would have been ninety three
years old today heating the Junior Nation Band remake and
one of his famous tunes.
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Well, I left Kentucky back in forty nine, went to
Detroit to working on the assembly line. First year they
had the Clinton wheels on Cavalantas. Every day I'd watch
them beauties roll by, and sometimes I'd hang my head
and try because I always wanted to be one that
was long and black. One day I'd devised myself a plan.
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That should be the enemy of most.
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Anyway, I'd sneak it out of there in a lunch
box in my hands now, getting calm, getting far. But
I figured i'd have it all by the time I retired,
and have me a car worth at least one hundred grand.
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And I'd get it one pix of the time.
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Here it wouldn't cost me to die.
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You'll know it's me when I come through your child.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I'm gonna ride around its time. I'm gonna drive everybody
a while, because I'll have the only one there is around.
Speaker 10 (12:49):
So the very next day, when I punched in with
a big lunch box and with help from my friends,
I left that day with a.
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Lunch box full of years. I've never considered my self
a flea, but that GM.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Wouldn't miss just one little piece, especially if I strung
it out over several years. The first day I got
me a fuel puff, and the next day I got
me an engine in a truck. Then I got me
a transmission into all the crowns, the little things I
could get in my big lunch box, like that boats
all four shocks fixed up and stuck.
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Out in my buddy's mobile home. Well ve up to now.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
My plan went all right till we tried to put
it all together one night.
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And that's when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.
Speaker 10 (13:36):
The little transmission was a fifty three and the motor
turned out.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
To me a seventy three.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the.
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Holes were gone, so we drilled around so that it
would fit.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
With a little bit of help from an eight after kit.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
We had that engine running just like a song.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Now.
Speaker 10 (13:56):
The headlights was another site. We had two of them
left on the ride. When we pulled out and switch,
all three of.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Them come off.
Speaker 10 (14:05):
The back end look kind of funny too, but we
put it together and when we got through, well, that's
when we noticed that we only had one tail of men.
About that time, my wife walked out and I couldn't
see in her eyes. She had her down because she
opened the door and said, turn and take me for
a swim. So we drove uptown just to get your tags,
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and I headed her ride on down man drag. I
could hear everybody laughing blocks around out of their courthouse.
They didn't laugh because to type it up took the
whole darn staff. And when they got done, the title
weighed sixty pounds and I got it a one pit
to die and it didn't cost me any die youven though,
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it's me.
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When I come through your child, I'm.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Gonna ride around inside, gonna drive everybody a while because
I have the only wall there.
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There is a right.
Speaker 10 (15:03):
Uh you red Rider, This is a cotton mouth and
the Psychobilly Cadillact. Come on, Uh, this is a cotton
mouth and the negatory On the cost of this here
machine there, read rider, You might say I went right
up to the factory and picked it up cheaper that way.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
What model is it?
Speaker 10 (15:25):
Well, it's over the nine fifty fifty one and the duke,
and then in the cold fifty five fifty six and
seven eight fifty nine automobile. It's sixty sixty one sixty
two sixty three SI con Pole, sixty five six and
six sixty seven sixty eight sixty ninety seventy automobile.
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Time's up, boys, that's a rup. We made times up.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
We just got in here.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Boy, we had to tune everything one say y'all keep
them straight up, fire.
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Good morning.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Let's big showing the radio for you Wednesday morning. Well,
I think I saw Stan Higgins chatting up these Steno pools,
so you gotta get credit.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
He never stops struck. Oh let me say.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
I'll say my calculations are correct. The redhead from sales
just shut him down. Yeah, okay, any second now he
ordered pap in.
Speaker 12 (16:45):
Don't mind afraid do John Boy, Randy Jackie, Peter sauce
Bury behind the glass, bless.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
You are full of beans this morning?
Speaker 12 (16:55):
Oh sorry about that, I a lad him at. No, No,
those kinda be You're just kind of upbeating perky, upbeating perky.
I think I dated them.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Well, you don't have to ask.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
How was Valentine's splendid, dazzling grand a great, big, bountiful
booty buffet if you want to get all p diddy
about it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
A sense of stories, So let's hear it now, John.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Boy, you know I never kiss and tell.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
Come on, But since we never kissed because we were
too busy knocking boots, I guess the details are upper grands.
So first off, I think this may be the one.
Where did you meet her at the women's prison? What
were you doing at the women's prison volunteering for kanjigle visits,
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canjugal visits?
Speaker 6 (17:43):
What was she in for grand larceny?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Was she guilty?
Speaker 6 (17:46):
Yes, I'm stealing my heart.
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You are dog guilty as charged, culpable beyond question, a
romantic male feasance what malfeasans? And when my love was
sprung by the state, I wanted to give her something
big and expensive, so I bought her a dozen roses eggs.
And since the weather was unseasonably warm that day, I
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took her up to Lookout Point. That's the place where
lovers go to canoodle. It was pretty crowded. She said, listen,
you can hear the crickets. I said, those aren't crickets,
those are zippers. A popular place tan for senior. We
went to a nice restaurant for a late dinner. She
was telling me what she expected from our relationship. She said,
I want a man who is a shining light among company.
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He's got to be able to sing, dance, tell a joke,
entertain and most importantly stay at home at night.
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The waitress overheard that and said, if that's all you want,
get a TV.
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A good point. So what does she say?
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Well, let's just say she dump me for another guy.
His name is Sam Sung. You're a pretty good mood
for God. That got dumb. Well, her sister is not
that demanding, so win win is she good looking. Not really,
but you know what they say. The difference between the
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Yes, Sir Conan O'Brien will be hosting the Oscars.
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Sure Movies, Movie Stuff Movies.
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It's happening this Sunday. It'll air live on ABC and
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Theater and how they would. The Oscars have announced a
batch of presenters this year. They've added to their already
existing lens list. It looks like Oprah Winfrey is going
to be there. Selena Gomez, Ben Stiller, William Dafoe, Goldie
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Hawn Sterling, k Brown.
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Joe Alwyn, Lily Rose, Depp and Anna de Armas, to
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Football to walk?
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Speaking of talking about.
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Movies, yeah, actors, movies, directors, costumes, music.
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How great they all?
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ANTIDR great, y'all are great.
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Hope you can you know make it?
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Does anybody gonna slap anybody that you know of it?
I don't know who's Will Smith.
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I don't know if he's going that their whole close
to the chest. I don't see anything about.
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Said the same thing about his wife.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
Don't you get her name out of her?
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Speaking of football, the NFL has reportedly contacted Taylor Swift
about being next year's Super Bowl halftime performer.
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Okay, that's why she's dating it.
Speaker 8 (24:25):
Oh, I don't think she needs the Super Bowl.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
John Boyd, a source inside the NFL, said that Taylor
is at the top of their list for the Super
Bowl sixty in Santa Clara, California. The insider also said, quote,
Taylor is the goal. It would be historical, we would
make the best numbers.
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Ever and she don't need money since they don't pay
anybody to do it.
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Yeah, so you know that's the that's the thought is
that she would probably say yes if she had some
new music to promote.
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Why don't you have Travis go ahead and break up
with her?
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Speed things up?
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How connected do you think, Tator is?
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I'm just going out wonderful for somebody to grab well,
this worldwide broadcast or podcast.
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Okay, here, don't you want anyone to be happy sailor alone?
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President Donald Trump is announced on social media that Dan Bongino.
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Are you familiar with Dan?
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A connect service guy?
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Yes, a conservative talk show host as well.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Uh.
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He will be the Deputy director of the FBI.
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All right, Uh huh.
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The position does not require the sentence confirmation, so they
can appoint whoever they want. He, like you said, was
a former New York City Police officer, a U S
Secret Service member, and he will step down from the
popular podcast The Dan Bongino Showino to take the new rule.
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So I thought you would like to know what my
last story I have is about old Sean Diddy Combs.
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What so p P dooty?
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He is his trials in two months and uh, well
you got to go to trial? Not until then, yeah,
not until then, flight risk. But one of his attorneys,
Anthony Rico petitioned the judge to be formally removed from
his defense. He wrote, under no circumstances can I continue
to effectively serve as council consistent with the American Bar
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Association's standards for criminal justice. You think, oh yeah, lawyers
drop out all the time, But Anthony Rico has a
history of defending impossible cases. Twice in the nineties he
defended terrorists in the United States court, and this included
the September eleventh mastermind Osama bin Laden. So another lawyer
with inside knowledge revealed of P Diddy's defense team, quote,
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it's become our real biop show.
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They're desperate not to go to trial. So this guy bailed.
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How bad it was? You defend mine to nine eleven?
But Peene, he said, oh.
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Good luck, all right, Well, thank you for that report,
marsy and a wonderful word.
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Mate.
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Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's refuse yesterday's question. We found out before opening their
own restaurants, this fast food favorite was available exclusively at
waffle House.
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What is Chick fil agg.
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Your numb good old chicken sandwiches? To today's John Boy
Jeopardy One. Breeding pair of these furry critters and their
offspring can create nearly four million descendants in just four years.
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Who are the Kardashians.
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It seems like no Oka, Joe god One.
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We play Hey, John Boy, jepity next, Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio, Humping to your home Day,
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The only kind of YELP review he's ever seen is
the one he gets from from his dog Pearl when
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It's a John Boy, and that's.
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A Heyed David out a Stanton, Virginia, Good morning, David.
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Good morning, John Boy.
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What'd you do?
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Losing your voice for? What you do losing your voice.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
I like that voice.
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I like the way you talk to David. Uh, you
gonna need some more mustard.
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I got him on my business.
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Now, well you got first shot at John Boy Jepardy
this morning. David.
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See if we can wedge answer in here, see, I'll
score you Happy Herd Prize pack. Let's review the question.
Hang on to his second aboot. So one breeding pair
of these furry critters and their offspring can create nearly
four million descendants inches four years day. David, Can you
(30:01):
wrap your head around that? Four million descendants four years?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
A lot of child support a child?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Okay, so you are wrapping your head around it a
little bit of the time, all right. So it's not
Wilt Chamberlain.
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The car.
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That's like rabbits.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Like rabbits, rabbit, rabbit. I hear rabbits. I'm guessing that's
your answer, David, Am I correct it? Show us rabbits.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Yeah, like rabbits.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Look at you now, you're gonna bring all kind of
animals up.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
You have your pick up there in Stanton, but deer,
bearn hogs eat them up there, eat them up, you young.
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And I don't know what hog?
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If you hang on, Jack can take care of you, buddy,
right on, right on, all right, here's playing right now.
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It's your news.
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Right on the other side, our time capsule fire Wednesday
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
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Show, the South's number one export.
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It is time for Oliver.
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Well.
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Well Well.
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Life used to be so simple when you were a kid.
You were encouraged to live and let live. Nowadays it's
a much different story. Yes, our country is in decline
and political correctness has run amok. The moral fabric of
our society has become frayed and threadbare. We've given into
(32:37):
the persnickety demands of the few. And it seems everyone's
skin is thinner than Obama's resume. And you know what
I understood everywhere. I said, I've been here too long.
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And if you want a perfect example of how draft
sticky things have changed, just look at the difference between
high school in the fifties and high school in this
era of modern enlightenment. Let me preach on it, right, Job,
I didn't understand.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
A word about.
Speaker 15 (33:17):
Jackie goes squirrel hunting before school and then pulls into
the parking lot with her shotgun in the truck's gun rack.
Now in the fifties, the principal notices Jackie' shotgun and
gets his shotgun to show her. Today, the school goes
into lockdown. The FBI is called. Jackie has hauled off
to jail and never sees her truck or gun again.
(33:40):
Counselors help traumatize students and teachers. Jackie falls in love
with a four hundred pounds cell mat Croatian. In the fifties,
Johnny gives his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas cod. Ali
thanks him and they build a snowman. Today, Johnny gives
(34:05):
his Muslim friend Ali a Christmas card. A nosy teacher
sees this and takes Johnny to the counselor's office. The
police are called and Johnny is charged with a hate crime.
The school board calls a special meeting and arranges a
special prayer room for the Muslim student. All decorations and
references to Christmas are removed. They now celebrate the Winter Festival.
(34:28):
The other Muslim students behead the snowman. Ah Billy won't
sit still in class and disrupts other students. In the fifties,
Billy is sent to the principal's office and gets the paddle.
He goes back to class and sits still brother. When
(34:49):
he gets home, his father tells him he had it
coming today. They put Billy on ridlein and he becomes
a zombie. He's tested for add and the school gets
extra money from the state because of his disability. Billy
later sues the school for an undisclosed six figure sum,
(35:10):
which he squanders on a trip to occupy Wall Street,
Marsi breaks the neighbor's window when her father gives her
a whipping with the belt. In the fifties, Massie is
more careful next time. She grows up normal, goes to college,
and becomes a successful business woman. These days, Marsie's father
(35:33):
is arrested for child abuse. Marcie is sent to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist determines that
Massie was abused, and her father goes to prison. Her
mom shacks up with the psychologists. Boy Randy falls while
running on the playground and scrapes his knee. He's found
crying by his teacher, Nancy, who gives him a hug.
(35:56):
Now in the fifties, in a short time Randy feels
better and goes back back to talking down to the
other students. Today, Nancy is accused of being a sexual
predator and loses her job. She faces three years in
state prison. Randy undergoes five years of therapy where.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
He discovers that he's gay.
Speaker 15 (36:23):
Pedro fails high school English. In the fifties, Pedro goes
to summer school, passes English, and goes to college. Today,
Pedro's cause is taken up by the state. The liberal
media says teaching English is a requirement for graduation is racist.
The ACLU file suit against the state and the school system.
(36:45):
English is banned as the core curriculum. Pedro is given
a diploma anyway, because he cannot speak English. He ends
up mowing lawns for a living. You get the idea.
I think it's time to take our country back. But
to the rest of you who might embrace the way
our society has descended into this ridiculous state, to you,
(37:08):
I say, Obama Biden twenty twelve.
Speaker 6 (37:18):
That I understood.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
John Boy and Billy shut up.
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Good morning, We're yelled, dumb right.
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Good wis the morning February And on twenty six it
is to make sure on the radio.
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He is Marvin Webster. Yo, what's up, hey yo?
Speaker 11 (38:04):
Doing that?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Hey man?
Speaker 11 (38:05):
The dope heads in the world has officially run out
of ideas. You know, There's always been a few losers
trying to get high off everything from hairsprayed the mouth
washed anti freeze, But this officially wins the prize for
worst idea in the history of drug abuse.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
Check it out.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
The Sheriff's department down in Naples, Florida, been sending around
a memo. But this homemade drug they call Jenkom. They
claim almost anybody has access to the raw materials you
need to make it. Now, some of y'all probably saying, Gmuven,
maybe you shouldn't be giving out this recipe on the radio. Well,
you ain't heard what's in it yet. The memo says,
(38:41):
Jenkom is a homemade hallucinogenic made from fecal matter and urine.
That's right, the freaks are huffing turd gas.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
What's up with that?
Speaker 11 (38:55):
Did they quit making pink thinner and airplane glue all
of a sudden, It says here the ingredients are placed
in a bottle or jar and covered with a balloon.
The container is placed in a sunny area for several
hours or days until it ferments. This releases a gas
which is captured inside the balloon. The gas is said
(39:16):
to have a high similar to cocaine, but with strong
hallucinations of times pass. And when they say times pass,
I think they mean that taco bell you had for
lunch yesterday. The onset of the high takes about ten seconds,
with the most severe hallucinations happening in about twenty minutes.
The high has been described as a feeling of being
(39:38):
out of it and talking to dead people. It's probably
because anybody gets close to you, says damn who died
in here?
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Hey, how bad do you want to get a buzz?
Speaker 11 (39:50):
If I was that desperate to see some stars, I
just hit myself in the head with a hammer, it
says here Jenkom originated somewhere in the poor nations of
our Yeah, you might know something like this would come
from a third world country. Good on, boe Wait wait,
I got a few more. If you get hooked on it,
you in a crackhead, you're a butt crackhead. Or hey man,
(40:13):
we're having a party. Put the turds in the punch bowl.
Jenkom hearely killed him. You know, if you're od on Jenkom,
do they list the cause of death as asphyxiation?
Speaker 6 (40:26):
Oh wait?
Speaker 11 (40:26):
One more quick impression of a jinkum dealer on the
street corner.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yo, yo, yo, what's up my man? Check this out.
I got some brand new stuff here.
Speaker 11 (40:33):
It's the shizzle, and I mean that literally if you
ASTs me, I don't see this one turning into the
hot new designer drug of the year. One thing Jenkam
ain't to catch his name I ever heard. They need
to come up with something snap you you know, need
to call it Dutch oven or brown nose Clarence Williams
the turd. Hey, since there's already something called crack, they
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could call it butt crack, y'all. I don't mean to
make light of this, Okay, yes I do, cause anybody
got his head that far of his ass his accent.
So normally I would tell all the parents to make
sure your children know about this stuff and how dangerous
it is. But hey, if they don't know no better
than the hof turd gas out of a coke bottle,
it's probably.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Too late to straighten them out.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
Kids, like mister t says, don't be a fool, stay
in school and say no to butt craft.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Y'all think about it.
Speaker 11 (41:23):
I'm Marven Webs.
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Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
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us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bedskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big show, but mama.
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