May 14, 2025 • 48 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci musically asks the Wizard for a much needed body part - and demonstrates why she needs it with her latest edition of TaterTainment News.. - Mr. Rhubarb teaches the complex subject of economics with today’s Carpool University.. - Mark Packer fills us in on the world of sports.. - Gary Busey has a yard Sale.. - and we’ll wrap up today with the Crocodile Stalker in search of the Colorado Nudists…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. There's a big shower radio. Helly you lindsay
premise here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will? I thought it was Buddy, y'all can.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The no good morning? Everybody's say good morning?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I know y'all right away, not telling y'all who you're
talking to. My first plan is is anybody and Jack
getting in here?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Was a perfect time to somebody pop that cork. See
we'll pull out of my butt talks this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That while she wasn't here. Usually I get hit when
you it was the name of that song and real
bartender song.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Because she does.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Stores son Eric in the car and I couldn't think
of this song he was trying to name, so she
called Tator.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And I didn't answer, and that went to boys man.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I did call her back and let her know the title.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I never get any props for that, and then we
put it away just to bring it out when we need.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It safe keeping.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
All right, Well, we got three days in history. We'll
get to get the first prize. Back out and get
that winning beginning. All right, Jackie should be back in
here to take your call. One eight hundred Big show
we play well, we'll set you up to play next.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well on the radio.
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Come out, good morning, Big Shows on the radio. First
prize package today l 's Tractor prize pack includes cool hat,
stainless steel insulated tumbler, also and cool key chain from
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the link at the Big Show dot comler while customers start.
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Blue and stay blue. Color that wonderful Lls tractor.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
There's our three dates in history where we will clean
our categories from so you can win aforementioned prize pack.
May to fourteen. There was eighteen fifty six the first
camels were imported commercially in the US. Arriving in Texas,
Secretary of Ward Jefferson Davis wanted to test him as
pack animals.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How did that not too well?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
He abandoned the idea because that they're bad tempers and smell.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, if you got doing mescal cause a state.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Over run a war, Yeah, that's tough man, they're very
popular over there.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Carry stuff all right.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Nineteen ninety one, world's largest burrito was created, one thy,
twenty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Talk about smelling.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
About in ninety eight NBCTV air the final episode of
Seinfel ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right, and it doesn't seem that long ago, does it?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well?
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There you got.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh, there's categories one eight hundred Big shows. You told
free line. Come on, there's Jackie held Baby Jack the
Halfbur's next. Good morning, This will make show on the radio.
(04:33):
Humming to your hume day, May the fourteen, It's Wednesday.
We've got our future track from the Big Show bit Box,
a Crocodile Stalker episode the Colorado Nudist Colony. Search for
key word nudist at the Big Box at the Bigshow Dot.
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Coming out.
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This winning Uptors. Let's play Uptors. It's the game that
anyone can win.
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John Boy Billy, give the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing outs.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Guess time you love the best time.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Let's say hid of Kenny from Mounds, West, Virginia.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
We have the.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Shots Good morning, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Good morning, John Boy, the moody. Welcome in here. Let's
get you through this street. Categories. I'm ready to go,
You ready to go. I'm kind of love. We got
rights go. I mean in five seconds. Three types of
pack or transport animals. Ready go. Let's go with the camel,
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a donkey, and a mule. Oh my goodness. Now three
ingredients in a burrito. Ready to go? How about ground peppers,
green peppers and.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Uk ah I sawsa demas all right?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And for the wind. Three characters from Seinfel Ready to go.
Let's go with George Elaine and Crazy Kramer.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Old Ramer.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
He would practice his entries into the room all the
time to have several and backups.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You watch the Blue person and he just gets so
upset when they don't crack.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know, he just like I got a look, Kenny,
you did anybody but alas tractor prize pig will get
it to you up mounds.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, buddy, Oh, we got happy coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We're gonna catch up on your news and that Taylor
make us happy. It'll happen the morning.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Make shows on the radio for you. Wednesday made of
fourteenth She was on this day. In nineteen seventy, Billy
Burke passed away at age eighty four. Remember that name.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She was the good Witch in the Wizard of Oz,
Glinda the good Witch Dorothy I was maybe you want
to say the original because what about this green movie
to South that's about a bad witch Arley.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
She's now Ariana. Do there's no Dorothy in this one.
It's wicked. It's before Dorothy less.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Do they have a good witch? It makes the scene now.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
It's kind of the making of the Witches. It's kind
of the prequel.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
How just hoping? Is it a music?
Speaker 7 (08:37):
It is?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
There's a lot like dancing.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Wait when you told me about this, well, they just
go to my house because that's only like every fifteen.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh my, yes, I'm just to say you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I think my wife is doing it to just make
me crazy, way worried about wigging Right now, it's how
about the tat is our conduit to the Land of
Oz this morning?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Here's where we get happy hit it.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I'm oh, are you I am?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Tat?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
The blonde and scatter brain?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Why do you see the great powerful ows? Well, I
could tell you or I could do this song? What
am I gonna do. Make it quick. I've got a
one thirty with a lion, no problem, hit it?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
What said?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Believe me wizard?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
When you can't spell words like gizzard and they laughed
at your hairdoo?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
But I could be much greater? Would it be a
plain of tator?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
If I only had a clue, I could do my job,
but sweller.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
If I was a better speller, and.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I wouldn't be so blue, I'd be more than just
a giggle and the brawl.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Full of jinggle and oh, I just can't to die.
I should have stayed in school. I'd be really smart
and not a disie fool.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I wouldn't drools, and I'd be good. I'd be tough
in my demeanor, wouldn't laugh the words like we are?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What's the girl?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Even though I try my best to stay just stare
at my breast just because I just don't have a fool.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Understands your dilemma.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Alas I am un bold to come to your rescue.
What does that mean? It means I care.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
I'd just not to do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm so far and gone through so much.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
You damn question the wisdom of the greenhouse, Big gone
the boy, I lose my patients.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Maybe this will change your mind?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
What well.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
How can I refuse?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
It works every time?
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Is it getting hot in here? Or am I sweating?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Good Morning Bikes shows on all radio? And here we go.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's time for over the back Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Oh hey, Carlene, look at you, dressed to the nine
and it ain't even ate yet. Still wearing them yoga pants.
Hunh most els your size wouldn't there, but you look good, girl.
They're like a push up braw for your booty. Just
be careful you don't pass wind wearing those. It'll make
your knees look sooll Lord, at least you got some
fashion sense. My family never inherited that particular trait. My
daddy used to wear two pair of pants to play
(12:47):
golf in case he got a hole in one. My
sister used to wear those jeans with guests written on
the back pocket. She stopped doing that when some guy said,
I don't know three hundred pounds and forget my ex husband.
I bought him a real nice turtle neck one Christmas
and he wouldn't wear it because he said it felt
like he was being strangled by a really weak guy.
Lord hers. The only one with any lick of fashion
(13:08):
sense is my gay cousin Jesse. He ought a dressed
and ice considering how much time he spent in the closet.
He never had that problem with old Debbie Dunbar. Give
me my crocs, my skinny jeans, and my T shirt
that says sorry for having great boobs and correct opinions.
Dam Ken, you has everything, not the humble brag. But
I'm getting ready to go down to that sound studio
by the airport. Shut up, mom, I'm recording. You know,
(13:28):
my third cousin, leroy Larroyal, the one with the skinny arms,
flat button spells like fair food. Well, he's recording his
new country album, French Kissing a German Girl at an
Italian wedding? Have you ever heard him play at the VFW?
I love him like Joe Biden loves sniffing kids.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Truth.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
He told he got him a bunch of poopies. That's
like croopies, but they're so old they gotta wear diapers.
He's got a lot of popular songs like I Can't
feel my legs when I take a dump. My daughter's
got a muffin top, Alexis spell Chlamydia Oak, and my favorite,
A penny for your thoughts seems.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
To my price.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
It wasn't always a country singer back in the day.
He was a hard rocker, love Deaf Leopard, played Deaf
Leopard at his wedding, went to see Deaf Leopard on
his honeymoon. Named his kid's gunter Glebing, Glotting and Globing.
He even had a Deaf Leopard tribute band called Heart
of Here and Tiger. They were pretty good. I went
to a concert in their tour bus one time. Not
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a fancy one neither. The bathroom was just a hole
in the floor. I was doing my business. We hit
a pothole and I bounced down and I forty like
a dad gum acorn. At least they stopped and picked
me up on the way back. Hell's bells and shotgun shells.
Carl ain't look at the time. I got more to
tell you, but you never let me get a word
in edgewise. Aunt June, Me and me We're going to
the dollar dumpster to load up on off brand spam
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and Mexican Detergent Double D and her Triple D's helped.
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Here's our girl, Marca tater Moran.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Well, well, well, oh Billy Belichick, Oh Bell, Bill Belichick.
His twenty four ar old girlfriend competed over the weekend for
Miss Maine USA.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What'd she do?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
And her boyfriend was there in attendance for that Sunday
night pageant?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, of course, so proud.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm just proud being everybody's like, look at her grandpa
Jordan a second runner up.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Why she ain't that party in the face.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well, I mean that's kind of hard. You got a
room full of pretty women. But the previous year she
was the runner up. Ah, so I think she of
course to enter again, thought she was. She had high
hopes this year of winning the Tierra.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well Bill says, she's getting old.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Now she's twenty four. She's creston twenty five. But the
crown went to Shelby Howell, and she'll represent Maine and
the Miss USA pageant. Shelby go Shelby and Jordan seemed
to address the online trolls and her final remarks quote,
I hope that was watching this, find the strength, pushed
through whatever it is, and embody that hate never wins
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end quote thanks to people magazines.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You see. That's the kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
That's why she's on the sidelines in North Carolina. I
mean here with that likely that man, what you know,
maybe so that on something, put it on the entrance.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Oh like like maybe like she could pick spray painted
on a rock and they could all rub it or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
You know, like Tom Lazo had believe you know, you'd
hit it like Belichick.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You don't have heard how did he ever coach without her?
That's what I got, a pretty good Daniel idea. What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
And take you what defensive coordinator for?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
She does not let him out of her sight. Accordingly
if you follow her her social media and now that
she's got the paps following her, Yeah, very much in
the know of their business.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
So yeah, and you know, I don't know looking at it,
I guess guys, you know, we see we see old Bill,
you know, and he's just like you know, Storry, I
like Davy, Joey got.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
We're happy for you before you just over.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I mean, it just takes me to the Bad Daddy movie,
you know, when his girlfriend left him for a Adam
Sandler's character for an older guy. He was like, what's
your five year plan? You know to this guy?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Not die? You know that's a it's final me. Let
me say that. You know, Bill, I mean, God, what
makes you happy? I with that? But but you know,
bringer and center at the table when you're.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
People want to enjoy Bill and his and his greatness
as a coach and embrace the unc tar heels and
see what he can do for that organization and it's overshadowed.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
Do you want your panties bank?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Because he's dating somebody in a different generation who lives
through social media and puts life out there and he
doesn't even know it. He's in staface. No, if not,
that's not what it is. And so so he has
no idea. I don't look at that stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'm seventy two.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Well, you because your life is out there, because your
woman is of that generation.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Another thing that was on everybody's mind in here was
the whole Taylor Swift Blake Lively thing. What is going on? Well,
just to give you a little back history of Blake,
Lively was in a movie called It Ends with Us,
and she is suing her co star and the producer
of the movie. She alleges that Justin Baldini made inappropriate
comments about her appearance, demanded nudity in scenes not scripted
(21:10):
to have nudity, and unexpectedly bit her during filming what Well,
it was a movie about abuse, but that was, you know,
uncalled for in her eyes. She also claims that Baldini
and his team launched a smear campaign to damage her reputation.
Because she reported this behavior. Oh well, He counterclaims denies
(21:31):
the allegations of sexual harassment and retaliation, and he claims
that Lively was trying to take control of the film
and that he even had to hire a crisis pr
manager to address her threats to derail the project. He
issuing Blake, her husband, Ryan Reynolds, and their publicists for defamation, extortion,
and other claims. So this is ongoing. You're like, oh,
(21:52):
it's Taylor Swift involved. Well, apparently there was a text
Blake had texted bald Dony I'm saying his name wrong,
and it included references to Taylor where Lively allegedly referred
to Swift as one of her dragons, as well as mentoring,
mentioning other individuals. So I guess she was trying to
use Taylor as a muscle. Taylor got upset because she
(22:14):
felt used. She's like, why are you throwing me into this?
That I can do something about it? Right? I'm not
sure Heavy Her only connection to the film was licensing
her song My Tears Ricochet for using the trailer and
a scene. All right, but there So, witnesses say that
Swift's team has denied any meaningful involvement beyond licensing her song.
She had nothing to do with making comments about the
(22:38):
script or how the script needed to change, And they
argue that the subpoena is an attempt to use her
celebrity status to draw attention to the case and generate
media coverage, because that's never happened anything she's been involved.
So that's what's kind of going on between them now.
Taylor is the godmother to Blake and Ryan's three kids,
(22:58):
so they do go. They go way back, like the
twenty fifteen And it's also reported that Blake has sent
out an apology text to Taylor trying to, you know,
say that I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
How is this going to affect her?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Saving the luxury box at the Kansas City game actually
might be out. We got women running college football now,
NFL keep you out on the UFL, and the Canadian
Football League's coming up in the in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
You probably think yours is unique, But if you put
twenty three people in a room with Blake Lively, I'm
just kidding. Twenty three people in a room. There's a
fifty percent chance to will have this in common.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
What is their birthday?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Really?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Is today's John Boy Jeopardy? Well, this celebrity holds a
I could for appearing the most times on the cover
of People Magazine.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Who is Stephen Curry?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What y'all got? One? Eight hundred? Big show? You told?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Rolling to you Wednesday,
hum Day made a fourteen of ficture track with the
Make Show, Big Box, Crocodile Stalker, the Colorado Nudist Colony.
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You were nudist when you hit the Big Box.
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At the Bigshow dot comy Right now, let's play yeahs
Live across America.
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It's John Boydemity and now your host.
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He's never been on the cover of People magazine, but
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Have a few buddies that have made the cover of
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As I head a wild man out of Parkersburg, West Virginia.
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Good morning, wild Man, Good morning, John Boy.
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Hey buddy, A well, look at you, wow Man. First
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for appearing the most times on the cover of People magazine.
Who is Princess Diana?
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You say Princess Diana?
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Well, let's say you are correction.
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Yes, she's very popular, but oh he knows. It's fifty
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Wow? Wow?
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So far?
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Yeah, and wild Man's got every copy.
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funny day in history.
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Yo.
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What's up how y'all doing? Then they're reading up on
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So far I like it. In fact, I'd like to
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So I wrote a racing song from the perspective of
my people, the so called untapped urban demographic. Huh, don't worry.
I picked an R and B song from the sixties
to make it less threatening to the Caucasian community. Let
me know how much y'all think I might be able
to pull out of the diversity stack, y'all think about it.
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He the king of them all?
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all one is done.
Speaker 11 (30:17):
There, use the advagine and lived in the living room.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Good morning radio, done right, good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. And here you mister Rubar.
Speaker 13 (30:56):
Thank you, give me the bag. Hello Americans. This is
your creepy old pal, mister Rubarb, hey who wrote my intro.
I'll tell you this is carpooled University. Everything you need
to know about an important subject in less time than
it takes for mom or Dad to drop you off
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in the carpool lane at school.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's the plan.
Speaker 13 (31:21):
Today's subject is economics. Economics is a study of how
people make money to buy the things they need. It's
a very complicated subject, but lucky for you, there's a
simple way to explain it all using two cows as
an example. In America, our system of economics is called capitalism.
(31:44):
Here's how it works. You live on a farm. You
have two cows, You milk the cows, sell the milk,
and use the money to buy food for your cows. Simple, right, Well,
economics is different in other parts of the world. Some
countries use socialism to run the farm, and socialist don't
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get ahead of it. In socialism, you have two cows.
The government takes one of your cows away from you
and gives it to your neighbor so he can have
milk too. There's a special kind of socialism called communism.
That's where you have two cows. The government takes both
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of them and gives you and your neighbor just enough
milk to keep you alive.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Now, there's a really weird.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
Kind of communism in a place called North Korea. Here's
how it works. You have two cows. One of them
starves to death. The government takes the other one and
keeps all the milk. If you complain, a kid with
a weird haircut poisons you to death at the airport.
There are different kinds of capitalism too, like capitalism in Italy.
(32:56):
That's where you have two cows. The government shoots one,
milks the other one and throws all the milk away.
Here's how capitalism works in France. You have two cows,
You go out and block the highway because you think
you should have three cows. All of a sudden, a
goat runs into the barn and explodes. Everybody puts a
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picture of a sad cow at the top of their
Facebook page. We all feel better, although nobody really does
anything about all the goats hanging around the bar. Now
there's a fairly new one called Chinese capitalism. You have
two cows, you have a bunch of six year old
kids milking them. You can sell your milk for half
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as much as everybody else charges, so everybody stops milking
their own cows and starts buying cheap milk from you.
If anybody starts asking questions about all the six year
old kids, you have him shot. And the very latest
kind of capitalism is Cania capitalism. You come up with
(34:02):
a new iPhone app that milks cows. You borrow money
from a rich guy and buy two cows. One of
them turns out to be a horse, but the horse
says he identifies as a cow. So you make all
the cows and horses use the same stalls. You really
don't get a whole lot of milking done. But everybody
(34:23):
seems really happy that horses can be cows too.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Well.
Speaker 13 (34:28):
Thankfully, Mom or Dad just pulled up to the carpool lag.
So that's it for this edition of Carpool University, till
next time.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rhubarb. See,
you wouldn't want to be Good morning. The big shows
on a radio more big show. Right around the corner.
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This is buzz Nut lead with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster.
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I've never seen such carnage.
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And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Darna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
This is much much worse. It's a massacre of mammoth proportions.
The tattered caucasses of other morning shows live in the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio made
of fourteenth You han't a bird day today? You sharing
one with Mark her Berg, the founder of Facebook. If
you'd like to carry one with Markus Zuckerberg, a little rascal.
He's forty one years old. Believe he'll be all right.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I think he's gonna make it. Yes, you should just.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Really apply himself a bit.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
But what about this Facebook.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Let's turn to our tech guru or one of them
on the list, Marvin Webster.
Speaker 14 (36:22):
Is Facebook spying on you? Yes, but it's probably not
what you think. On this edition of tech Talk. It
happens all the time. You're at the coffee maker at work.
A friend of yours tells you about his new car.
You mentioned you just saw the new Hyundai Sonata and
you think it looks surprisingly good. When you get home
(36:45):
and check your Facebook feed later that day, you see
an online ad for the new Hyundai Sonata. You didn't
mention it to anybody except the guy at work, and
he hasn't mentioned it to anybody else, So obviously Facebook
must have been listening in on your conversation at the
coffee maker.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
At work, right. Well, not exactly.
Speaker 14 (37:07):
And here's why Facebook has almost three billion active users.
That is a lot of conversations to eavesdrop on. Do
the people at Facebook have time to listen to all
of them?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Every day. No, they do not. So you think, aha,
maybe Siri was listening.
Speaker 14 (37:27):
Maybe Alexa told them, Well, computers are very good at eavesdropping.
They don't need to eat, or sleep or take a
bathroom break, so they can have their ears on twenty
four to seven, three sixty five. But there are not
enough computers in the whole world to listen to every
boring ass conversation that three billion people have during the day.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
And you know what, they don't need to listen in.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Here's why Facebook puts something called cookies on your computer.
What it is is a little piece of computer code
that keeps track of everything you do online, even when
you're not on Facebook. They know every name on your
friend's list, every website you go to, every ad you
click on, every show you watch on TV, every call
(38:18):
you make on your smartphone. Multiply that by three billion.
That is a whole lot of info about what people like.
So Facebook basically has a full report on what you
do all day, every day. How they get it, Well,
that's the funny part. You gave it to her. You
not only uploaded pictures of all your family and friends.
(38:41):
You said, oh, and here, let me tag the names
on those for you. And here's a picture of what
I ate at last night's restaurant too. So to answer
your question, the good news is Facebook is not actually
listening in on your conversations. The bad news is they
don't don't need to. They have so much intel on you.
(39:03):
They knew you were gonna mention the Hyundai Sonata at
work before you did. And the really bad news is
there's a good chance the salesman at the Hundai place
knows it now too, So you know, good luck with that.
And that's a wrap for this edition of tech Talk.
So next time, this is Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
We played Don't Tell Me because we moved back around
beating the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's right, beating the Blonde. All right. I told you
we'd get him today.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
And here he is, Mark Packer from the ACC Network
and the Big as Man.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Good morning, Mark, Good morning, john boy.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
And you're right.
Speaker 12 (39:45):
It's a Wednesday morning, and for the most part I'm
down here to the Million Island, Florida, where the AEC
Spring meetings have been going on since Monday. But Johnny,
it's kind of a laxed day to day. Everybody's trying
to get out of town. But I've gone down to
the beach because I bought a metal detector and I'm
looking for coins to pay for the next wedding because
of my daughter Gigi. We walked the aisle this past
(40:07):
weekend and I'm officially broke. So I'm the only ACC
network personality with a metal detector walking down a millionallen
right here on the coastline. And I'm proud to announce
that today I have found three dollars and ninety three
cents going to the next wedding, which I think is
sometime in twenty twenty six or twenty seven. So I
(40:29):
don't need to go fund me page. I've invested in
this metal detector, and what better way to tie in
both business with the ACC and work. And obviously my
now real job is to pay for the next wedding.
So that's an update from the ACC Spring meetings.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You get back, man Lemons, He'll make lemonade every time.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
There's a three dollars in ninety three cents found months
almost fours thinking dollars.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
I just need to make sure you have the black
socks on with the sandals fit.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
Let me tell you something down here in northern Florida.
I looked the part I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Tell you so back, how was your dance with your daughter?
Speaker 12 (41:10):
The dance was excellent. And again I've got no skill,
I got no rhythm. But when the band is good
and there's bourbon, there's a chance, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
So I pulled it off.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
I got down the aisle without crying my eyes out,
so I was proud of that. I did give a
really nice speech. There were a couple of shots and
some members in the audience that didn't expect it, but
that's what you get when you hire me and come
to my wedding.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
So it was great and for happy for Gigi and Toms.
Speaker 12 (41:38):
And they're down in Atlanta doing their thing.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
But it was an awesome, awesome weekly all right.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
So did you have time to do any work on
around the ASAC Back?
Speaker 12 (41:48):
I did three dollars and ninety three cents. I told
you four times, no, I wait, listen. We did twenty
seven interviews on Monday and Tuesday. It was really NonStop
talking to movers and shakers. The Commission of the ACC,
the president of the NCAA was here. We've talked to
a number of football and basketball coaches, and of course
(42:10):
there's so many issues Johnny, as you well know in
college sports with the name, image and likeness and the
transfer portal and the schedule. I mean, so while all
that was going on, I will say I've been doing
this for a long long time. And the last couple
of years, at least for the ACC Spring meetings, you've
had the lawsuits from Florida State and Clemson against the
league and vice versa. You had all the rumors about
certain schools when going to the SEC or the Big
(42:32):
Ten and being poached. And really the last two or
three days have been kind of calm, I mean, actually
really calm compared to what we've seen the last couple
of years. So that was kind of relaxing that people
didn't have to worry about all that strife and friction
walking down the hallways and stuff. So you know, listen,
they got a thousand issues to address. Everybody's in the
same boat, and we'll see if the NCAA and the
(42:54):
ACC and all the other major conferences can kind of
figure out what to do moving forward. And again, it's
a different time, it's a different era. It's a different
world of college sports and the stuff you and I
grew up.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Okay, so let us and our listeners in on the
smoke filled room. What was the talk about Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 12 (43:15):
I think you know everybody gave him distance. I be honest,
I didn't mean I saw my thousand times, but I
wasn't gonna bother me. And I told you before, I
think a couple of weeks ago. I don't care what
he does with his twenty four. I mean, that's his business.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I mean, if that's what Rock's world.
Speaker 12 (43:30):
Man, he's not breaking the law, go for it.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Man, I don't care.
Speaker 12 (43:33):
Just nobody should care about whether or want to know
what I'm doing behind the close. So yeah, you know,
the most important thing from my perspective, he needs to
win games, uh, you know, giving all the pr craziness
surrounding his hire and all the stuff that's in the
last couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So so do you think I mean people are asking
is she gonna be on the sidelines? I mean she's
there during practice, Will she be on sidelines during the game?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Does that matter to you?
Speaker 12 (43:59):
I don't care where she is as long as she's
not standing in front of me. But I'll tell you
one thing, John, I'll tell you one thing this. I
can promise you. If she drops a quarter on the seats,
that quarter is mine. I'm grabbing that quarter. If there's
a dollar that floats out of somebody's person in the
stadium this fall, there is no way anybody will be
(44:22):
faster than me and my metal detectors. I reason enough
money to take here this next wedding. So you know,
Belichick's making ten million a year, he can do whatever
he wants. I'm not making ten million a year, but
I'm gonna need to make ten millionist next wedding.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
I got a deal for you.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
My brother Hall told me this. Take your metal detector
right around, drive through windows. Lots of change gets dropped
right there.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
You know.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
I mean, you're king recognizable, so you're gonna have to
go disguise yourself.
Speaker 12 (44:50):
I got I got news for you. The way my
career path is going, I'm gonna be working.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Bagging the mess, buddy. And I'll tell you what I
will say this.
Speaker 12 (45:04):
No matter what goes with me, good, bad and different,
I know one thing for sure in life, Jump, I'm
going to be better than the Charlotte Hornets who got screwed.
They I know, man, how can you suck for so
long to never get the first? I mean, I want
to see this ping pong ball that everybody gets except
(45:25):
Charlotte and nobody who's been as lousy as.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Rigged.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Those two teams that jumped ahead in the floor, like
are the biggest you know markets, and they get the
biggest stars to the biggest markets.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I don't know, conspiracy.
Speaker 12 (45:41):
Maybe, Hey listen, they've had the Hornets have had the
number one pick one time. And I was back in
nineteen ninety one, nineteen ninety one. I mean, and they've
been so bad, so consistently awful, that you would think
it just at some point time the folks in New
York City where the NBA is it just go she
(46:01):
you know what, I know, put every ping pong ball
in there for the Hornets and see if it pomps up.
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I just out of curiosity.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Cooper Flag, North Carolina.
Speaker 15 (46:17):
Oh no, yeah, like you know, like the one one
we got rid of Kobe for Vlatti Divos, right.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Like that kind of trade. Yeah, and that worked out great.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (46:26):
I saw John I saw John Shire on Monday before
the lottery and I said, hey, coach, I said, my
Hornet's gonna get your man, Cooper Flag, and he kind
of rolled his eyes.
Speaker 15 (46:36):
I was like, well, that's probably not a good story.
So you know, I don't Shires a great dude, But.
Speaker 12 (46:43):
Listen, he's gonna be I think Cooper Flag is gonna
be a great player in the next one.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
He's only eighteen. He's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
But some Hornets and in the fans, I.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Mean, good god, something I mean, I don't even understand.
Speaker 12 (46:54):
But here's you know, and here's the other thing. I
saw it this week too, that Michael Jordan's is gonna
be part of the end be a broadcast on NBC.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (47:02):
Right?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Heard something about that? Okay, well he can get in
the broadcast around and he sold the Hornets soon.
Speaker 12 (47:07):
I guess, well, you know what the good news for
Michael is he'll never have to do a Hornets game
because you know, they're not gonna be on that.
Speaker 9 (47:16):
Gig.
Speaker 12 (47:18):
There's a chance I find one hundred dollars bill with
my metal detective before Michael George.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Ah, well, let us know how we you have there, y'all.
Speaker 12 (47:26):
Well might have to pull We got to start at
gofund me for the pac Man wedding number two. We
get that bad boy cranked up show.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
You got plenty of time, buddy, We're right there with you.
I got you.
Speaker 15 (47:38):
I'll talk to you boys and Joy Cuil Holly for
all those folks in Charlette.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Should be quite an event to PJ. Awesome.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
That's right, that's right. Thank you so much, buddy, you'll
be good a pack man. Appreciate you so much. That
right in the PJ Championship around the neighborhood there they
moved in your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
My neighborhood's the same. They went to a different golf course.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I'm not like going to come
try to track you down. No worry about it.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Let's say here beat the blonde time. All right, well,
let's do it one eight hundred, big show. You told
free Line. We'll go to contestant play next
Good morning. There's a big shower radio. Helly you lindsay
premise here.
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Who will? I thought it was Buddy, y'all can.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
The no good morning? Everybody's say good morning?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I know y'all right away, not telling y'all who you're
talking to. My first plan is is anybody and Jack
getting in here?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yet?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Was a perfect time to somebody pop that cork. See
we'll pull out of my butt talks this morning.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
That while she wasn't here. Usually I get hit when
you it was the name of that song and real
bartender song.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Because she does.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Stores son Eric in the car and I couldn't think
of this song he was trying to name, so she
called Tator.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And I didn't answer, and that went to boys man.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I did call her back and let her know the title.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I never get any props for that, and then we
put it away just to bring it out when we need.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
It safe keeping.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
All right, Well, we got three days in history. We'll
get to get the first prize. Back out and get
that winning beginning. All right, Jackie should be back in
here to take your call. One eight hundred Big show
we play well, we'll set you up to play next.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Come out, good morning, Big Shows on the radio. First
prize package today l 's Tractor prize pack includes cool hat,
stainless steel insulated tumbler, also and cool key chain from
the Less Tractor USA. Find your local dealer click on
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Speaker 1 (02:49):
Blue and stay blue. Color that wonderful Lls tractor.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
There's our three dates in history where we will clean
our categories from so you can win aforementioned prize pack.
May to fourteen. There was eighteen fifty six the first
camels were imported commercially in the US. Arriving in Texas,
Secretary of Ward Jefferson Davis wanted to test him as
pack animals.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How did that not too well?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
He abandoned the idea because that they're bad tempers and smell.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Well, if you got doing mescal cause a state.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Over run a war, Yeah, that's tough man, they're very
popular over there.
Speaker 5 (03:37):
Carry stuff all right.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Nineteen ninety one, world's largest burrito was created, one thy,
twenty six pounds.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Talk about smelling.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
About in ninety eight NBCTV air the final episode of
Seinfel ninety eight.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Right, and it doesn't seem that long ago, does it?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
There you got.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh, there's categories one eight hundred Big shows. You told
free line. Come on, there's Jackie held Baby Jack the
Halfbur's next. Good morning, This will make show on the radio.
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Humming to your hume day, May the fourteen, It's Wednesday.
We've got our future track from the Big Show bit Box,
a Crocodile Stalker episode the Colorado Nudist Colony. Search for
key word nudist at the Big Box at the Bigshow Dot.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Coming out.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
This winning Uptors. Let's play Uptors. It's the game that
anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:00):
John Boy Billy, give the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing outs.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Have a hurry up and.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
Guess time you love the best time.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Let's say hid of Kenny from Mounds, West, Virginia.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
We have the.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Shots Good morning, Kenny.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Good morning, John Boy, the moody. Welcome in here. Let's
get you through this street. Categories. I'm ready to go,
You ready to go. I'm kind of love. We got
rights go. I mean in five seconds. Three types of
pack or transport animals. Ready go. Let's go with the camel,
(05:59):
a donkey, and a mule. Oh my goodness. Now three
ingredients in a burrito. Ready to go? How about ground peppers,
green peppers and.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Uk ah I sawsa demas all right?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And for the wind. Three characters from Seinfel Ready to go.
Let's go with George Elaine and Crazy Kramer.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
Old Ramer.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
He would practice his entries into the room all the
time to have several and backups.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You watch the Blue person and he just gets so
upset when they don't crack.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You know, he just like I got a look, Kenny,
you did anybody but alas tractor prize pig will get
it to you up mounds.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, buddy, Oh, we got happy coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We're gonna catch up on your news and that Taylor
make us happy. It'll happen the morning.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Make shows on the radio for you. Wednesday made of
fourteenth She was on this day. In nineteen seventy, Billy
Burke passed away at age eighty four. Remember that name.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
She was the good Witch in the Wizard of Oz,
Glinda the good Witch Dorothy I was maybe you want
to say the original because what about this green movie
to South that's about a bad witch Arley.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
She's now Ariana. Do there's no Dorothy in this one.
It's wicked. It's before Dorothy less.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Do they have a good witch? It makes the scene now.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
It's kind of the making of the Witches. It's kind
of the prequel.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
How just hoping? Is it a music?
Speaker 7 (08:37):
It is?
Speaker 5 (08:37):
There's a lot like dancing.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Wait when you told me about this, well, they just
go to my house because that's only like every fifteen.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh my, yes, I'm just to say you.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I think my wife is doing it to just make
me crazy, way worried about wigging Right now, it's how
about the tat is our conduit to the Land of
Oz this morning?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Here's where we get happy hit it.
Speaker 8 (09:10):
I'm oh, are you I am?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Tat?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
The blonde and scatter brain?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Why do you see the great powerful ows? Well, I
could tell you or I could do this song? What
am I gonna do. Make it quick. I've got a
one thirty with a lion, no problem, hit it?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
What said?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Believe me wizard?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
When you can't spell words like gizzard and they laughed
at your hairdoo?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
But I could be much greater? Would it be a
plain of tator?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
If I only had a clue, I could do my job,
but sweller.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
If I was a better speller, and.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
I wouldn't be so blue, I'd be more than just
a giggle and the brawl.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Full of jinggle and oh, I just can't to die.
I should have stayed in school. I'd be really smart
and not a disie fool.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I wouldn't drools, and I'd be good. I'd be tough
in my demeanor, wouldn't laugh the words like we are?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What's the girl?
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Even though I try my best to stay just stare
at my breast just because I just don't have a fool.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Understands your dilemma.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Alas I am un bold to come to your rescue.
What does that mean? It means I care.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
I'd just not to do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm so far and gone through so much.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
You damn question the wisdom of the greenhouse, Big gone
the boy, I lose my patients.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Maybe this will change your mind?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
What well.
Speaker 9 (11:29):
Like that?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
How can I refuse?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
It works every time?
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Is it getting hot in here? Or am I sweating?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Good Morning Bikes shows on all radio? And here we go.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Let's go to Brushy Wood, Arkansas to visit with the
town gossip.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's time for over the back Fence with Debbie Dunbar.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Oh hey, Carlene, look at you, dressed to the nine
and it ain't even ate yet. Still wearing them yoga pants.
Hunh most els your size wouldn't there, but you look good, girl.
They're like a push up braw for your booty. Just
be careful you don't pass wind wearing those. It'll make
your knees look sooll Lord, at least you got some
fashion sense. My family never inherited that particular trait. My
daddy used to wear two pair of pants to play
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golf in case he got a hole in one. My
sister used to wear those jeans with guests written on
the back pocket. She stopped doing that when some guy said,
I don't know three hundred pounds and forget my ex husband.
I bought him a real nice turtle neck one Christmas
and he wouldn't wear it because he said it felt
like he was being strangled by a really weak guy.
Lord hers. The only one with any lick of fashion
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sense is my gay cousin Jesse. He ought a dressed
and ice considering how much time he spent in the closet.
He never had that problem with old Debbie Dunbar. Give
me my crocs, my skinny jeans, and my T shirt
that says sorry for having great boobs and correct opinions.
Dam Ken, you has everything, not the humble brag. But
I'm getting ready to go down to that sound studio
by the airport. Shut up, mom, I'm recording. You know,
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my third cousin, leroy Larroyal, the one with the skinny arms,
flat button spells like fair food. Well, he's recording his
new country album, French Kissing a German Girl at an
Italian wedding? Have you ever heard him play at the VFW?
I love him like Joe Biden loves sniffing kids.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Truth.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
He told he got him a bunch of poopies. That's
like croopies, but they're so old they gotta wear diapers.
He's got a lot of popular songs like I Can't
feel my legs when I take a dump. My daughter's
got a muffin top, Alexis spell Chlamydia Oak, and my favorite,
A penny for your thoughts seems.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
To my price.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
It wasn't always a country singer back in the day.
He was a hard rocker, love Deaf Leopard, played Deaf
Leopard at his wedding, went to see Deaf Leopard on
his honeymoon. Named his kid's gunter Glebing, Glotting and Globing.
He even had a Deaf Leopard tribute band called Heart
of Here and Tiger. They were pretty good. I went
to a concert in their tour bus one time. Not
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a fancy one neither. The bathroom was just a hole
in the floor. I was doing my business. We hit
a pothole and I bounced down and I forty like
a dad gum acorn. At least they stopped and picked
me up on the way back. Hell's bells and shotgun shells.
Carl ain't look at the time. I got more to
tell you, but you never let me get a word
in edgewise. Aunt June, Me and me We're going to
the dollar dumpster to load up on off brand spam
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and Mexican Detergent Double D and her Triple D's helped.
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Here's our girl, Marca tater Moran.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Well, well, well, oh Billy Belichick, Oh Bell, Bill Belichick.
His twenty four ar old girlfriend competed over the weekend for
Miss Maine USA.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
What'd she do?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
And her boyfriend was there in attendance for that Sunday
night pageant?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, of course, so proud.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
I'm just proud being everybody's like, look at her grandpa
Jordan a second runner up.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Why she ain't that party in the face.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Well, I mean that's kind of hard. You got a
room full of pretty women. But the previous year she
was the runner up. Ah, so I think she of
course to enter again, thought she was. She had high
hopes this year of winning the Tierra.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well Bill says, she's getting old.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Now she's twenty four. She's creston twenty five. But the
crown went to Shelby Howell, and she'll represent Maine and
the Miss USA pageant. Shelby go Shelby and Jordan seemed
to address the online trolls and her final remarks quote,
I hope that was watching this, find the strength, pushed
through whatever it is, and embody that hate never wins
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end quote thanks to people magazines.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You see. That's the kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
That's why she's on the sidelines in North Carolina. I
mean here with that likely that man, what you know,
maybe so that on something, put it on the entrance.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Oh like like maybe like she could pick spray painted
on a rock and they could all rub it or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
You know, like Tom Lazo had believe you know, you'd
hit it like Belichick.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
You don't have heard how did he ever coach without her?
That's what I got, a pretty good Daniel idea. What's
going on?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
And take you what defensive coordinator for?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
She does not let him out of her sight. Accordingly
if you follow her her social media and now that
she's got the paps following her, Yeah, very much in
the know of their business.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
So yeah, and you know, I don't know looking at it,
I guess guys, you know, we see we see old Bill,
you know, and he's just like you know, Storry, I
like Davy, Joey got.
Speaker 8 (19:39):
We're happy for you before you just over.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I mean, it just takes me to the Bad Daddy movie,
you know, when his girlfriend left him for a Adam
Sandler's character for an older guy. He was like, what's
your five year plan? You know to this guy?
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Not die? You know that's a it's final me. Let
me say that. You know, Bill, I mean, God, what
makes you happy? I with that? But but you know,
bringer and center at the table when you're.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
People want to enjoy Bill and his and his greatness
as a coach and embrace the unc tar heels and
see what he can do for that organization and it's overshadowed.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
Do you want your panties bank?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
Because he's dating somebody in a different generation who lives
through social media and puts life out there and he
doesn't even know it. He's in staface. No, if not,
that's not what it is. And so so he has
no idea. I don't look at that stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Look at me.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I'm seventy two.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Well, you because your life is out there, because your
woman is of that generation.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Another thing that was on everybody's mind in here was
the whole Taylor Swift Blake Lively thing. What is going on? Well,
just to give you a little back history of Blake,
Lively was in a movie called It Ends with Us,
and she is suing her co star and the producer
of the movie. She alleges that Justin Baldini made inappropriate
comments about her appearance, demanded nudity in scenes not scripted
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to have nudity, and unexpectedly bit her during filming what Well,
it was a movie about abuse, but that was, you know,
uncalled for in her eyes. She also claims that Baldini
and his team launched a smear campaign to damage her reputation.
Because she reported this behavior. Oh well, He counterclaims denies
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the allegations of sexual harassment and retaliation, and he claims
that Lively was trying to take control of the film
and that he even had to hire a crisis pr
manager to address her threats to derail the project. He
issuing Blake, her husband, Ryan Reynolds, and their publicists for defamation, extortion,
and other claims. So this is ongoing. You're like, oh,
(21:52):
it's Taylor Swift involved. Well, apparently there was a text
Blake had texted bald Dony I'm saying his name wrong,
and it included references to Taylor where Lively allegedly referred
to Swift as one of her dragons, as well as mentoring,
mentioning other individuals. So I guess she was trying to
use Taylor as a muscle. Taylor got upset because she
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felt used. She's like, why are you throwing me into this?
That I can do something about it? Right? I'm not
sure Heavy Her only connection to the film was licensing
her song My Tears Ricochet for using the trailer and
a scene. All right, but there So, witnesses say that
Swift's team has denied any meaningful involvement beyond licensing her song.
She had nothing to do with making comments about the
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script or how the script needed to change, And they
argue that the subpoena is an attempt to use her
celebrity status to draw attention to the case and generate
media coverage, because that's never happened anything she's been involved.
So that's what's kind of going on between them now.
Taylor is the godmother to Blake and Ryan's three kids,
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so they do go. They go way back, like the
twenty fifteen And it's also reported that Blake has sent
out an apology text to Taylor trying to, you know,
say that I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
How is this going to affect her?
Speaker 4 (23:11):
Saving the luxury box at the Kansas City game actually
might be out. We got women running college football now,
NFL keep you out on the UFL, and the Canadian
Football League's coming up in the in the dirt.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy
Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
You probably think yours is unique, But if you put
twenty three people in a room with Blake Lively, I'm
just kidding. Twenty three people in a room. There's a
fifty percent chance to will have this in common.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
What is their birthday?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Really?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Is today's John Boy Jeopardy? Well, this celebrity holds a
I could for appearing the most times on the cover
of People Magazine.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Who is Stephen Curry?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What y'all got? One? Eight hundred? Big show? You told?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Free line? We played John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. Rolling to you Wednesday,
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At the Bigshow dot comy Right now, let's play yeahs
Live across America.
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It's John Boydemity and now your host.
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He's never been on the cover of People magazine, but
he does.
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Have a few buddies that have made the cover of
The Slammer. John boyd.
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As I head a wild man out of Parkersburg, West Virginia.
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Good morning, wild Man, Good morning, John Boy.
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Hey buddy, A well, look at you, wow Man. First
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for appearing the most times on the cover of People magazine.
Who is Princess Diana?
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You say Princess Diana?
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Well, let's say you are correction.
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Yes, she's very popular, but oh he knows. It's fifty
nine times was the count? Wow?
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Wow? Wow?
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So far?
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other side, our time cat Silvers. May fourteen, a very
funny day in history.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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Yo.
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What's up how y'all doing? Then they're reading up on
the big new diversity program NASCAR started up.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So far I like it. In fact, I'd like to
get in on it.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
So I wrote a racing song from the perspective of
my people, the so called untapped urban demographic. Huh, don't worry.
I picked an R and B song from the sixties
to make it less threatening to the Caucasian community. Let
me know how much y'all think I might be able
to pull out of the diversity stack, y'all think about it.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I'm Marvin Webster. All right, Liz, listen, do.
Speaker 7 (28:02):
You like good racing, that NASCAR racing cracker spump Ben,
that's great Ben?
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Or yeah, ooh yeah.
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the five time champion. Oh yeah, ooh yeah. Spot Light
on Kyle Bush y'all woo doopniddle to Bush. Y'all love
SWEEDINGNS fighting or yeah, oh yeah. Spot Light on mister
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He the king of them all?
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Y'all? Oh yeah, oh yeah, do your lot good racing.
That white boy racing, it's alright, amazing man boy.
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Yeah, oh yeah.
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Jimmy Johnson love of racing.
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ladies and gentlemen. Mister James Brown. Yeah, that I don't
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Thank god they got to be that easier, because that's
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Good morning radio, done right, good morning. That's a big
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show on the radio. And here you mister Rubar.
Speaker 13 (30:56):
Thank you, give me the bag. Hello Americans. This is
your creepy old pal, mister Rubarb, hey who wrote my intro.
I'll tell you this is carpooled University. Everything you need
to know about an important subject in less time than
it takes for mom or Dad to drop you off
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in the carpool lane at school.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's the plan.
Speaker 13 (31:21):
Today's subject is economics. Economics is a study of how
people make money to buy the things they need. It's
a very complicated subject, but lucky for you, there's a
simple way to explain it all using two cows as
an example. In America, our system of economics is called capitalism.
(31:44):
Here's how it works. You live on a farm. You
have two cows, You milk the cows, sell the milk,
and use the money to buy food for your cows. Simple, right, Well,
economics is different in other parts of the world. Some
countries use socialism to run the farm, and socialist don't
(32:05):
get ahead of it. In socialism, you have two cows.
The government takes one of your cows away from you
and gives it to your neighbor so he can have
milk too. There's a special kind of socialism called communism.
That's where you have two cows. The government takes both
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of them and gives you and your neighbor just enough
milk to keep you alive.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Now, there's a really weird.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
Kind of communism in a place called North Korea. Here's
how it works. You have two cows. One of them
starves to death. The government takes the other one and
keeps all the milk. If you complain, a kid with
a weird haircut poisons you to death at the airport.
There are different kinds of capitalism too, like capitalism in Italy.
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That's where you have two cows. The government shoots one,
milks the other one and throws all the milk away.
Here's how capitalism works in France. You have two cows,
You go out and block the highway because you think
you should have three cows. All of a sudden, a
goat runs into the barn and explodes. Everybody puts a
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picture of a sad cow at the top of their
Facebook page. We all feel better, although nobody really does
anything about all the goats hanging around the bar. Now
there's a fairly new one called Chinese capitalism. You have
two cows, you have a bunch of six year old
kids milking them. You can sell your milk for half
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as much as everybody else charges, so everybody stops milking
their own cows and starts buying cheap milk from you.
If anybody starts asking questions about all the six year
old kids, you have him shot. And the very latest
kind of capitalism is Cania capitalism. You come up with
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a new iPhone app that milks cows. You borrow money
from a rich guy and buy two cows. One of
them turns out to be a horse, but the horse
says he identifies as a cow. So you make all
the cows and horses use the same stalls. You really
don't get a whole lot of milking done. But everybody
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seems really happy that horses can be cows too.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Well.
Speaker 13 (34:28):
Thankfully, Mom or Dad just pulled up to the carpool lag.
So that's it for this edition of Carpool University, till
next time.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rhubarb. See,
you wouldn't want to be Good morning. The big shows
on a radio more big show. Right around the corner.
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This is buzz Nut lead with a bulletin Big Show
Knows reporter alive on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Darna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
This is much much worse. It's a massacre of mammoth proportions.
The tattered caucasses of other morning shows live in the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio made
of fourteenth You han't a bird day today? You sharing
one with Mark her Berg, the founder of Facebook. If
you'd like to carry one with Markus Zuckerberg, a little rascal.
He's forty one years old. Believe he'll be all right.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
I think he's gonna make it. Yes, you should just.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Really apply himself a bit.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
But what about this Facebook.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Let's turn to our tech guru or one of them
on the list, Marvin Webster.
Speaker 14 (36:22):
Is Facebook spying on you? Yes, but it's probably not
what you think. On this edition of tech Talk. It
happens all the time. You're at the coffee maker at work.
A friend of yours tells you about his new car.
You mentioned you just saw the new Hyundai Sonata and
you think it looks surprisingly good. When you get home
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and check your Facebook feed later that day, you see
an online ad for the new Hyundai Sonata. You didn't
mention it to anybody except the guy at work, and
he hasn't mentioned it to anybody else, So obviously Facebook
must have been listening in on your conversation at the
coffee maker.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
At work, right. Well, not exactly.
Speaker 14 (37:07):
And here's why Facebook has almost three billion active users.
That is a lot of conversations to eavesdrop on. Do
the people at Facebook have time to listen to all
of them?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Every day. No, they do not. So you think, aha,
maybe Siri was listening.
Speaker 14 (37:27):
Maybe Alexa told them, Well, computers are very good at eavesdropping.
They don't need to eat, or sleep or take a
bathroom break, so they can have their ears on twenty
four to seven, three sixty five. But there are not
enough computers in the whole world to listen to every
boring ass conversation that three billion people have during the day.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
And you know what, they don't need to listen in.
Speaker 14 (37:54):
Here's why Facebook puts something called cookies on your computer.
What it is is a little piece of computer code
that keeps track of everything you do online, even when
you're not on Facebook. They know every name on your
friend's list, every website you go to, every ad you
click on, every show you watch on TV, every call
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you make on your smartphone. Multiply that by three billion.
That is a whole lot of info about what people like.
So Facebook basically has a full report on what you
do all day, every day. How they get it, Well,
that's the funny part. You gave it to her. You
not only uploaded pictures of all your family and friends.
(38:41):
You said, oh, and here, let me tag the names
on those for you. And here's a picture of what
I ate at last night's restaurant too. So to answer
your question, the good news is Facebook is not actually
listening in on your conversations. The bad news is they
don't don't need to. They have so much intel on you.
(39:03):
They knew you were gonna mention the Hyundai Sonata at
work before you did. And the really bad news is
there's a good chance the salesman at the Hundai place
knows it now too, So you know, good luck with that.
And that's a wrap for this edition of tech Talk.
So next time, this is Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
We played Don't Tell Me because we moved back around
beating the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's right, beating the Blonde. All right. I told you
we'd get him today.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
And here he is, Mark Packer from the ACC Network
and the Big as Man.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Good morning, Mark, Good morning, john boy.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
And you're right.
Speaker 12 (39:45):
It's a Wednesday morning, and for the most part I'm
down here to the Million Island, Florida, where the AEC
Spring meetings have been going on since Monday. But Johnny,
it's kind of a laxed day to day. Everybody's trying
to get out of town. But I've gone down to
the beach because I bought a metal detector and I'm
looking for coins to pay for the next wedding because
of my daughter Gigi. We walked the aisle this past
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weekend and I'm officially broke. So I'm the only ACC
network personality with a metal detector walking down a millionallen
right here on the coastline. And I'm proud to announce
that today I have found three dollars and ninety three
cents going to the next wedding, which I think is
sometime in twenty twenty six or twenty seven. So I
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don't need to go fund me page. I've invested in
this metal detector, and what better way to tie in
both business with the ACC and work. And obviously my
now real job is to pay for the next wedding.
So that's an update from the ACC Spring meetings.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You get back, man Lemons, He'll make lemonade every time.
Speaker 12 (40:48):
There's a three dollars in ninety three cents found months
almost fours thinking dollars.
Speaker 5 (40:56):
I just need to make sure you have the black
socks on with the sandals fit.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
Let me tell you something down here in northern Florida.
I looked the part I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Tell you so back, how was your dance with your daughter?
Speaker 12 (41:10):
The dance was excellent. And again I've got no skill,
I got no rhythm. But when the band is good
and there's bourbon, there's a chance, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
So I pulled it off.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
I got down the aisle without crying my eyes out,
so I was proud of that. I did give a
really nice speech. There were a couple of shots and
some members in the audience that didn't expect it, but
that's what you get when you hire me and come
to my wedding.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
So it was great and for happy for Gigi and Toms.
Speaker 12 (41:38):
And they're down in Atlanta doing their thing.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
But it was an awesome, awesome weekly all right.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
So did you have time to do any work on
around the ASAC Back?
Speaker 12 (41:48):
I did three dollars and ninety three cents. I told
you four times, no, I wait, listen. We did twenty
seven interviews on Monday and Tuesday. It was really NonStop
talking to movers and shakers. The Commission of the ACC,
the president of the NCAA was here. We've talked to
a number of football and basketball coaches, and of course
(42:10):
there's so many issues Johnny, as you well know in
college sports with the name, image and likeness and the
transfer portal and the schedule. I mean, so while all
that was going on, I will say I've been doing
this for a long long time. And the last couple
of years, at least for the ACC Spring meetings, you've
had the lawsuits from Florida State and Clemson against the
league and vice versa. You had all the rumors about
certain schools when going to the SEC or the Big
(42:32):
Ten and being poached. And really the last two or
three days have been kind of calm, I mean, actually
really calm compared to what we've seen the last couple
of years. So that was kind of relaxing that people
didn't have to worry about all that strife and friction
walking down the hallways and stuff. So you know, listen,
they got a thousand issues to address. Everybody's in the
same boat, and we'll see if the NCAA and the
(42:54):
ACC and all the other major conferences can kind of
figure out what to do moving forward. And again, it's
a different time, it's a different era. It's a different
world of college sports and the stuff you and I
grew up.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Okay, so let us and our listeners in on the
smoke filled room. What was the talk about Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
You know, it's funny.
Speaker 12 (43:15):
I think you know everybody gave him distance. I be honest,
I didn't mean I saw my thousand times, but I
wasn't gonna bother me. And I told you before, I
think a couple of weeks ago. I don't care what
he does with his twenty four. I mean, that's his business.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I mean, if that's what Rock's world.
Speaker 12 (43:30):
Man, he's not breaking the law, go for it.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Man, I don't care.
Speaker 12 (43:33):
Just nobody should care about whether or want to know
what I'm doing behind the close. So yeah, you know,
the most important thing from my perspective, he needs to
win games, uh, you know, giving all the pr craziness
surrounding his hire and all the stuff that's in the
last couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So so do you think I mean people are asking
is she gonna be on the sidelines? I mean she's
there during practice, Will she be on sidelines during the game?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Does that matter to you?
Speaker 12 (43:59):
I don't care where she is as long as she's
not standing in front of me. But I'll tell you
one thing, John, I'll tell you one thing this. I
can promise you. If she drops a quarter on the seats,
that quarter is mine. I'm grabbing that quarter. If there's
a dollar that floats out of somebody's person in the
stadium this fall, there is no way anybody will be
(44:22):
faster than me and my metal detectors. I reason enough
money to take here this next wedding. So you know,
Belichick's making ten million a year, he can do whatever
he wants. I'm not making ten million a year, but
I'm gonna need to make ten millionist next wedding.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
I got a deal for you.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
My brother Hall told me this. Take your metal detector
right around, drive through windows. Lots of change gets dropped
right there.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
You know.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
I mean, you're king recognizable, so you're gonna have to
go disguise yourself.
Speaker 12 (44:50):
I got I got news for you. The way my
career path is going, I'm gonna be working.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Bagging the mess, buddy. And I'll tell you what I
will say this.
Speaker 12 (45:04):
No matter what goes with me, good, bad and different,
I know one thing for sure in life, Jump, I'm
going to be better than the Charlotte Hornets who got screwed.
They I know, man, how can you suck for so
long to never get the first? I mean, I want
to see this ping pong ball that everybody gets except
(45:25):
Charlotte and nobody who's been as lousy as.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Rigged.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Those two teams that jumped ahead in the floor, like
are the biggest you know markets, and they get the
biggest stars to the biggest markets.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I don't know, conspiracy.
Speaker 12 (45:41):
Maybe, Hey listen, they've had the Hornets have had the
number one pick one time. And I was back in
nineteen ninety one, nineteen ninety one. I mean, and they've
been so bad, so consistently awful, that you would think
it just at some point time the folks in New
York City where the NBA is it just go she
(46:01):
you know what, I know, put every ping pong ball
in there for the Hornets and see if it pomps up.
Speaker 15 (46:07):
I just out of curiosity.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
Cooper Flag, North Carolina.
Speaker 15 (46:17):
Oh no, yeah, like you know, like the one one
we got rid of Kobe for Vlatti Divos, right.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Like that kind of trade. Yeah, and that worked out great.
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (46:26):
I saw John I saw John Shire on Monday before
the lottery and I said, hey, coach, I said, my
Hornet's gonna get your man, Cooper Flag, and he kind
of rolled his eyes.
Speaker 15 (46:36):
I was like, well, that's probably not a good story.
So you know, I don't Shires a great dude, But.
Speaker 12 (46:43):
Listen, he's gonna be I think Cooper Flag is gonna
be a great player in the next one.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
He's only eighteen. He's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
But some Hornets and in the fans, I.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Mean, good god, something I mean, I don't even understand.
Speaker 12 (46:54):
But here's you know, and here's the other thing. I
saw it this week too, that Michael Jordan's is gonna
be part of the end be a broadcast on NBC.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (47:02):
Right?
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Heard something about that? Okay, well he can get in
the broadcast around and he sold the Hornets soon.
Speaker 12 (47:07):
I guess, well, you know what the good news for
Michael is he'll never have to do a Hornets game
because you know, they're not gonna be on that.
Speaker 9 (47:16):
Gig.
Speaker 12 (47:18):
There's a chance I find one hundred dollars bill with
my metal detective before Michael George.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Ah, well, let us know how we you have there, y'all.
Speaker 12 (47:26):
Well might have to pull We got to start at
gofund me for the pac Man wedding number two. We
get that bad boy cranked up show.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
You got plenty of time, buddy, We're right there with you.
I got you.
Speaker 15 (47:38):
I'll talk to you boys and Joy Cuil Holly for
all those folks in Charlette.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
Should be quite an event to PJ. Awesome.
Speaker 4 (47:44):
That's right, that's right. Thank you so much, buddy, you'll
be good a pack man. Appreciate you so much. That
right in the PJ Championship around the neighborhood there they
moved in your neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
My neighborhood's the same. They went to a different golf course.
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, I'm not like going to come
try to track you down. No worry about it.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
Let's say here beat the blonde time. All right, well,
let's do it one eight hundred, big show. You told
free Line. We'll go to contestant play next
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