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October 4, 2023 41 mins

(pt 1 of 2) On today's Big Show, Oliver describes eating out with the big girls.. - Tater gives us an update on Tinseltown news with Tater-tainment News.. - Randy asks Google’s A.I. about John Boy & Billy.. - and Hoyt will let us know how things went at Delbert’s family reunion..

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. Let's
get in your news. Wad us boys.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Brings.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is your good friend Oral Rogers bringing you the
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Got a doodle doos, Get up and get at it.
It is Wednesday morning. It's the Big show is here too.
Guide you through this home day. October to fourth. And
look it's Billy.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Hey Tater, Wait hello, say bar Bar got.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
No high Randy pleasure can meet you, sir, Jack looked up. Jackie,
don't skate.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
She will be back. Yeah, one day, she'll just disappeared.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Like the runaway bride.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
She ain't got them crazy eyes all right, like Marcie.
Let's see here October four, A bunch of national days here, uh,
National Cinnamon Bun Day, National Taco Day, National Golf Lover's Day,
National Vodka Day.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Then we just have a National vodka Day. We decided,
so assue me. National Fruit at Work Day.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I think yes, yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Well I came to be like two fruits at work.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Love, National Walk to School Day, National pumpkin seed Days?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Do all these need.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
A full day or could you solve it over a
lunch hout right?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, that don't work.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh let's see now I know we got the most
important things, the three dates in history. Where we'll get
our three categories to get that winning beginning. Then we'll
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up to us here free dates in history and win
that thing. October fourth, It was eighteen ninety three the
first professional football contract was signed between Grant Dibbert and
Pittsburgh Ace. Right Old Grant Dibbert had that play. They

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reversed Dibbert.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
There's no puki.

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Nineteen fifty two, the first pacemaker to control the body's heartbeat,
developed by doctor Paul Zol of Harvard, was fitted externally
to David Schwartz, Doctor Paul Zohl, Paul sal Hava, weird
good word not finally was on his day. In nineteen

(03:58):
eighty six, CB this news anchor Dan Rather was assaulted
by two men in New York City. One of the
men asked Rather watch the frequency Kenneth. The bizarre question
was the inspiration behind the R. E. M song of
the same.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Name, And we never did find that name.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
No, that was wow.

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All right, but there you go. There's a categories one
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Good Wednesday morning.

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You get a chance, make a day to visit there
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Upburst, let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy give the prizes from the big
prize being Let's go he contested number one.

Speaker 7 (05:24):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upberst.

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Have a hurry up and guest time you have the
best time. You have a big shot.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Let's say hi again.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
From Jonesville, Forginia. We'll have a shot.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Good morning, heard boy, there you all. Good morning, Barnie,
welcome in here. All right, girl, let's get you set
up and win this prize back you ready to go?

Speaker 8 (06:00):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
In five seconds. Three professions that have a contract.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
Ready, go, football, baseball and basketball.

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Third right now, give us three medical devices ready go uh.

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Monk hat maker into one pump that's COVID.

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And for the win.

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Three male news anchors pastor present, Ready, go.

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Kat Hanley, David Brinkley, and Walter Kleinkis.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Old school.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Yeah, I wish we had politicians and news anchors from
back then everywhere.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
Now I thank you old or something. Mar Gary with you?

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Fine, man, will you hang on?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Jackie, gonna hook you up with that Red Max prize pack.
Let's make you happy for a little bit.

Speaker 8 (06:54):
I want to give you a shout out, John Boy.
All right, man, I'd like to give a shout out
to John Boy, Billy Tayter, Jackie, Randy Andy behind the glass,
and a shout out to all your listeners that Samaritan's
first collection date is November thirteenth. Let's get spreading the

(07:14):
word of God. Boys. Girls.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
That's it, man, we were just talking about that this morning.
Was sure are on it again?

Speaker 5 (07:20):
For only how many years this in the road that
we've been able to bunch do this?

Speaker 8 (07:24):
My wife's been working every about thirty years.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Wow, your anniversary?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
So this ago? What's Greg? Gary? Well, thank you buddy,
appreciate you and yours man.

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You hang on, let's jump out and cut you up
on you and was about twenty minutes away a zoom
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It's John Boy and brother here on the radio.

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They're making fun of him because I said, because the
cool technology.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
And this, and you mentioned zoom, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
My mama had zoom. Now she held it up to
her ear so.

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And she had to say, Sarah, get me, mama.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Is that your ear right, no goods, Everything's all right.
He's coming in handy right now, let's do it.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the wee guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane were here.

Speaker 8 (10:03):
It's so cool?

Speaker 10 (10:05):
What's crack of? Like? Okay, okay, I guess it's kind
of early for guys. I've been sitting around the house
thinking about stuff.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
You want to hear something.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
That's so cool.

Speaker 10 (10:29):
Well it's October, y'all, which means all the cobwebs in
my house just turned into Halloween decorations. Oh shoot, man,
I forgot to go to the gym yesterday for the
eighth year in a row. I used to be a crastinator,

(10:51):
then I turned pro. If you ask me what my
personal sense of style is, I'd say I didn't know
I was going to have to get out of the car.
Look ever, drestling a lot.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
This is so good.

Speaker 10 (11:12):
Shit right there, y'all. Took my nephew to the store
with me the other day. I gave him five bucks
and said, go get whatever you want. He came back
with a fully.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Cooked rotisserie chicken.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
Man, that kid is going places. I sure wish that
taco truck drove through my neighborhood playing music like the
ice cream truck. When I'm typing and the autocorrect thing

(11:47):
pops up, I end up correcting it more than it
corrects me.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
It what's up?

Speaker 10 (11:58):
I've been thinking about getting oat talks. Really Yeah, I
don't care about my wrinkles. I just want my face
to not react to stuff till my brain has time
to think it over. You like, what's the deal with

(12:18):
people that go camping? They say stuff like camping is
so much fun, and their fun story is the time
they had to fight out whacked out raccoon at two
o'clock in the morning. And families that have a bunch
of kids are like waterbed stores. Yeah, they used to

(12:41):
be everywhere, but when you see one now you go, wow,
that's weird. Going you like that going to a party
change is depending on how old you are. Okay, watch
When you're a teenager, you're like, I hope I can
act normal long enough for them to like me. And

(13:04):
in your twenties you're like, I kind of don't care
if they like me or not. And then in your
thirties you're like, maybe if I act real weird when
I get there, they'll ask me to leave and I
could go home, just me. Okay, okay, one more and

(13:25):
then I gotta split. You know who probably has a
lot of self control, people that work at the bubble
wrap factory.

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So cool.

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All right, that's it for now, y'all keep on rocking
and I'll keep thinking later.

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Yeah in the word yeah. I mean not just know
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something to do with Coca Cola in the world.

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Hang on, we'll play more than minutes. Right now, it's
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tator Morean.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Hello, Hello, I have.

Speaker 9 (16:56):
Some sad news to report. First, Sir Michael Gambon, the
veteran iraih actor who is best known for playing Professor
Albus Dumbledore in the Barry Potter film series, Right ye,
passed away at the age of eighty two.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Johnny, you will know him. Remember the bad guy in
Open Range Kevin Coston?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, that's that's Michael.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
How about that great actor? Well, is he really Irish?
Is that more?

Speaker 10 (17:19):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Yeah, way to bring brevity to the death role there.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
Well.

Speaker 9 (17:28):
His family announced that he died peacefully in the hospital
following about of pneumonia. He his lengthy career spanned six decades,
and he was knighted by Queen Elizabeth I in nineteen
ninety nine in recognition of his contribution to drama.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
How about that he played a good bad guy with
Gus Yeah, what was what's.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
His real name? Phillips?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Played with Kevin Coster?

Speaker 10 (17:56):
What are you?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
I love?

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Robert Dubaull, my favorite cow. Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, no,
that's a no.

Speaker 9 (18:03):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Hey, I don't know if you saw this story.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey are are kind of an
item and he was caught walking out of her New
York apartment.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Before the big game?

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Who is Travis Kelcey? What?

Speaker 10 (18:24):
So?

Speaker 9 (18:24):
But did you know that they?

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (18:27):
So, Sunday Night's game between the Kansas City Chiefs and
the New York Jets drew an average of twenty seven
million viewers.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Ever since Taylors went to the game, ratings.

Speaker 9 (18:36):
Peaked more peaked at more than twenty nine million viewers,
the biggest audience for a Sunday since the Super Bowl.
NBC reported that viewership increased among females by two million.

Speaker 7 (18:52):
They'll do anything, she says, really.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
The women that love her more than the gods.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
As females, because her fans range from like twelve to
the ladies that grew up with her, who are like
twenty eight.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Trans Iberian orchestras.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Just more.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
Oh okay, but don't worry, football guys. A rep for
Travis Kelcey said that he's focused on football like he
always has been so during the NFL season, his priority,
main priority is the Kansas City Chiefs. It's all about
the football team recording the And Taylor Swift has a
movie coming out. Did you hear about that?

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Oh yeah, this is the tour she's on her right,
So she's going on in this hardy movie.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
So Beyonce has now said, hey, I can do the
same thing. So Beyonce is on tour.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I'm going to go to a football game.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
So Beyonce now has a movie, Renaissance movie, that's the
name of her tour. And the film will take you
backstage of her tour and it will feel more like
a documentary than Taylor's movie, which is an edited recording
of her three hour show.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 9 (20:07):
Taylor made a deal with AMC Theaters, so her eras
Tour movie is expected to debut first day with more
than one hundred million dollars, and Taylor takes home fifty
percent of the box office. She's a smart businesswoman, right,
She's got either she's smarter, she's got somebody working really.

Speaker 10 (20:28):
Will for her.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
TMC.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
She's up there going I could own the Chiefs.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
TMC's reporting that Michael Jordan is now so rich he's
considered one of the wealthiest four hundred people in America.
You know, he just Forbes just bestowed the honor on
the NBA legend after the sale of the Charlotte Hornets
earlier this summer pushed his net worth to three billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
All right, and if he was just President of the Ukraine.

Speaker 9 (21:06):
And a judge in Tennessee ended the conservatorship between former
NFL player Michael Orr and the Towey family. Yes, we've
been talking about it for a while, but it's finally
been ended. CBS News reports that, uh that the controversial
conservatorship too many constanants.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
This story is breaking.

Speaker 9 (21:29):
The judge questioned why the conservatorship existed when Or was
fully confident and capable of handling his affairs, and the
two he's agreed with the judge to end the sketchy contract.
So they didn't really conte.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
We were blindsided by the whole thing.

Speaker 9 (21:46):
So let's see what else do I have? Oh and
one last thing, with the writers strike over late night
TV you've probably noticed has resumed. You can catch a
Jimmy fallon Seth Meyers, Steph Colbert and Jimmy.

Speaker 7 (21:59):
You saw extremely underwhelmed about the news, so excited I.

Speaker 9 (22:03):
Start seeing it, I start seeing everybody's eyes starting, and then.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
I got her.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Unless I'm kind of a court ordered. You have captured
the feeling of late nine TV these days.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
And your big wrap up was well, let me see
what else happened.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
It was a good report to a very good report.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Here, very happy to be here.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Get back on.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
The trailer couple, you go to the trailer park. Okay,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out, thanks in part to
a resurgence in sales during the pandemic, this is now
the best selling toy of.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
All time, Rubik's Cube.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
It is well Rubik's Cube in here, says nineteen eighty
uh International. Okay, today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a
recent international survey, after topping the list for many years,
Coca Cola is now the third most recognizable corporate logo
in the world. This is who is number one?

Speaker 5 (23:00):
What is the girl with the big boobs?

Speaker 7 (23:02):
That's all the truck, my.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Flaps, you see it everywhere, Got behind the truck going
to work again. What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show?
You told free line across America. We played John Board
Jepindy Next, Good morning, and it's a big show on

(23:42):
the radio. We'll humming do your home Day, Wednesday, October
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Why you might want to skip the church hotlock. We're
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comed right. Now, let's play Yes who Live?

Speaker 5 (24:10):
I'll cross on my rickats And now a man.

Speaker 7 (24:17):
Who skips the church pop luck because the Nutri system
woman keeps calling him a backsladder.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Pease, John Lord, thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Let's say Hey the Robert out of Prattville, Alabama.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Good morning, Robert, Good morning, John Boy.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
How are you, sir?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Hey buddy, I am waale, glad you made it in here.

Speaker 5 (24:40):
My man.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
All right, I have to thank miss Jackie for that.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Oh Jesus GM, you can't have it all right? Hang that, brother, Robert.
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
According to the recent international survey, after topping the list
for many years, Coca Cola is now the third most
recognizable corporate logo in the world. We are looking for
who is number one, to picture them in your head?

Speaker 5 (25:07):
What you got Robert.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
The first thought that came to mind, and that's what
I told Jackie was Donald's.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
You got them McDonald's elm bars Let's says.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Have you heard of the cold arches?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I don't know what an m bar even.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
That's a good guess. Robert McDonald's is number two, number.

Speaker 6 (25:41):
Two, John boy, I missed my moo on the first
time I called, uh, get could I get a replace?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Well, let's take care of that boy. Robert first time
called him Patville, Alabama.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Jackiey a shout out?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
You going ahead?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (26:02):
Actually I wanted two real quick ones. My wife Barbara,
who's sitting right here on the scaphone, just celebrated her
seventieth birthday the other day.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Awesome.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
And our son, they said, hey T and our son Eddie,
who is serving his country O season kwait, all right,
it's hard.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Will you tell Eddie you got big show members. I
praying the listeners praying for him now.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Robert much of Blige, thank you all very much.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
All right, buddy, thank you man.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
That birthday Barbara, don't go why now let's go to
Ronnie who is over in with Tomka Alabama. Good morning, Ronnie, Hey,
good morning, John Bore Hey, buddy, all right, well your
fellow Alabama and Robert guest McDonald's for the list for
the many the most recognisable logos. That's the way we

(27:02):
put it. All right, that's not there. That's number two.
What's number one?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Ronnie?

Speaker 6 (27:07):
Let's try Apple.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Let's try the Apple. I want to bite out of it.
That's hurt, Ronnie. You did it, buddy, the Liquid Performance
automotive cleaning and detailing kitting that John won't Billy bucket
headed for you down with Tomko.

Speaker 8 (27:30):
All right, brokay, I get a shot out for you.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Sure can.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I want to shout out to all Obama fans and
boat Tim Bodenheimer roll tied.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
All right, Buddy, I go hey before we getting the
news there.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh, we're talking about the most recognizable brand logos. Apple
number one, McDonald's number two, Coca Cola number three, just
tell you what the other deal? Number four, the Nike
swosh Uh's that's a Starbucks logo is number five. Wow,
Google's number six. Then round out the top ten, Facebook, Adidas, Amazon, YouTube,

(28:08):
and number eleven is Pepsi.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
So PEPSI didn't even crack the top ten.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Well, of course their new logo is awful.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, crails it p p as PEPSI and you still
that's wild. Mercedes Disney Toyota Ford is the top fifteen.
And you noticed that all of the shapes of the
logos now are shifting to they do spell out the
name of the brand, you know.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
With recognizable shapes like Nike. There's not very many of
those anymore.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Now Here for number twenty one, there's a rabbit wearing
a collar.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
What does that?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
There's a playboy done? I don't know, I ain't seen
one as long. Number twenty one?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Why out a ways'll get you up. I'm Captain one
on the side. This is the award winning John Boy

(29:36):
and Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to honor beloved friends, other and radio land. This
here's Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua,
Independent Full of Gospel, Pennacoatial Assembly, Just State Road twenty
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(30:12):
Seems like it's one for just about everybody, and one
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Church people go on there to put up a picture
in a biography to try to find them some romance.

Speaker 10 (30:28):
You know.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
The website says Christian Mingle is the largest and fastest
growing online community for single Christians. It says, we know
that shared beliefs are the best foundation for a lasting
and fulfilling relationship. Unlike other dating websites, faith and values

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down a lawsuit that said the Christian Mingo ain't being

(31:13):
inclusive enough because they don't accommodate homer sexuals that might
want a date. So instead of saying, well, why in
the world would want to do that, the judge said,
faith and values, we can't have that no more. In America,
The Big verdict says Christianmingo dot com must now allow

(31:36):
gay and lesbianese users to search for same sex matches.
They're making them change there Men seeking women and women
seeking men buttons on the front page too. I think
now it's just one big button that says I don't know. Surprise,
the judge says, Christian Mingo needs to pay half a

(31:59):
million to settle this up. I'm surprised you didn't make
them make a wedding cake with Elton John's that you're
on a too. So the lawyer that won the case said, quote,
I am gratified that we were able to help ensure
that people can fully participate in all the diverse marketplaces

(32:20):
that make our country so special, regardless of their sexual orientation. Now,
if you'll excuse me, I gotta go sue the Westminster
Dog Show for not letting cats in the starting lineup.
And by the way, if you're wondering where that half
a million dollars went to, it says here the two

(32:40):
plane TIFFs got nine thousand dollars apiece, that's eighteen hundred bucks,
and the rest of the money went to Brace yourself
attorney fees. In other words, the two fellas that sued
is gay for one another and the lawyer isa for
Benjamin Franklin causing pictures on one hundred dollars bill you

(33:05):
uns steal don't seem all that complicated to me. I mean,
if you walk into Mexican joint in order to play
the chop suey, don't be surprised if they say, well,
we ain't got that. But instead of taking them to court,
you might try going next door to the Chinese place.
I mean, for goodness sakes, you're already on the computer.

(33:27):
I dadd it'd be too hard to find something on
the internet. That's a tad game. I understand that love
is a mighty hard thing to find, folks, and that's
why we'd like to invite any and all to come
on out to the Family Activity Center on Saturday night
for our monthly Sword of Joshua Singles Mixer, pot luck

(33:47):
supper and all night Gospel thing meet Unattached Washting the Blood.
Believers looking to honor the Lord in their romantic life,
soak up the biblically accurate and plumb undancing sounds of
the Peckerwood Brothers Quartet with Sister Wilhelminer, and enjoy some
of the finest food this side of a pennycostal funeral.

(34:10):
Admission is free, a love offering to be collected all
proceeds go towards church programs that try to keep people
from going to hell. At this Saturday night, starting at
six o'clock PM, at the Sword of Joshua Independent Full Gospel,
Penny Coastal Assembly, just off State Road twenty three. On
the front of the road. This here's the Reverend Billy

(34:32):
Ray Collins reminding you it's time to turn so you
don't burn John Boynbilly the old keep them straight up
our sewn Bolliam.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
Billy, Thanks man, You guys are the best.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Good morning radio done right. But you don't know this

(35:16):
Big Shawl Radio.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Wednesday morning, October the fourth video of the day brought
you by the Bank of America Rovo four hundred happens
this Sunday set him on the speedway.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Why you might want to skip the church pot luck?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I don't know. We don't don't be sure that this
dish is going to a church park. Look, we got
to take it a God's word for it, but still
pretty gross. So y'all's see what you think at the
Big Show dot Com. Make your daily visits, and right
now here we go it is time for Oliver.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Well.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Well, well, I've been corralling the Big gal for many
years now. At this point there aren't many surprises. They
like to eat at buffets. Again, didn't need a phiser
warrant to discover that. But that doesn't mean it's always
a normal trough slopping. Let me preach on it. I'm

(36:18):
not sure if it's a badge of honor or a
permanent humiliation, but the Titanic Trio are the only people
I know that have a lifetime ban at Golden Corral.
They even put in speed bumps to try to slow
them down.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
It was to no avail.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
They were three large, sweaty piranhas in big hair. One
manager even had the nerve to try that old Seinfeld joke. Hey,
the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp. The girls
couldn't reply, mostly because their mouths were.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Full of shrimp.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Buffets are a lot like strip clubs. You always regret
going to a cheap one. We went to one place
while we were traveling. It was a Seseshwan establishment appropriately
named Soon Fat. I guess we should have been suspicious

(37:18):
that it was between a vet clinic and an exotic
pet store. And instead of after dinner mince, they had
a big bowl of thumbs. The food was sketchy at best,
but the gals didn't notice. They wound up having to
use a fork because they were rubbing their chopsticks together
so fast they were bursting into flames. I was hungry,

(37:40):
so I had to eat something. While I was putting
some noodles on my plate, I saw something move. I
thought I might have been just delirious from the fumes
coming off the sweat and sour chicken. No, I didn't misspeak,
But then I saw it again. I finally called over

(38:01):
the manager and told him what I saw without missing
a Beatie said, oh, that's just the pee king duck.
The duck was peeking out of the noodles. He had
a wonderful personality. Feeding the gals is like a trip
around the world. They've sampled cuisine from all across the globe.

(38:23):
They've even had Viking food. For Pity's sake. It was
a place called from Bad to Norse. After they licked
the bins clean of all the reindeer, monkfish, and sheep's heads.
They even got a yak attack snack pack to go.
We even went to a grand opening of mister T's buffet.

(38:44):
I pity the full and of course, how could we
pass up the Star Wars all you can eat extravaganza
bo buffet. You don't even know why? That's funny, your
fat bastard, you don't even know.

Speaker 9 (39:03):
I know.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
And look how you got to find out from the
dumb one. I mean, last week they found it. Getting
back to it. Last week they found an Indian buffet.
They wanted to try Gandhis when hunger strikes. Kind of
a history joke, See Randy got that your fat basketball?
Can you get? You know, if you watch the History

(39:28):
Channel and a little bit of Star Wars movies, you
might be able to get in on some of these laughs.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
I'm told you now.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I tried to warn the gals that the Indian food
is like a relationship. It starts out hot and spicy
and usually ends up with someone on the toilet screaming
why me, But they wouldn't listen. And when the girls
rolled their rascals through the door, the look on the
oner's face was like that of a girl telling her
Democrat parents she was marrying one of the Trump boys.

(39:57):
Now that what he gets. But by that point it
was too late. The gals pounded down tons of tika
masala crates of curry, bundles of buryani, and a substantial
amount of sumosa, each dish spicier than the next. Why
they sweat so much? The busboy had to mop frequently

(40:18):
and even put out those slippery when wet cones around them.
When the last morsel was gone and the owner in
tears put the clothes sign in the window, he tried
to get us out the door before the girls needed
to use the restroom. But the gals, much to their credit,
didn't belch, didn't poot, didn't even gasp until we got home.

(40:41):
Then the poop damn burst. The crime scene cleanup service
won't even return my calls. I think we're gonna have
to move soon. Oh I forgot to mention there was
only one buffet the gals were banned from before they
even did any damage. It was called in the buff Ah.
It was a Canadian nudist colony. See, even naked people

(41:05):
have standards.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't read
this all right, sir, I'll read it.

Speaker 12 (41:22):
Good morning, This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys, Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
So when he's laid it's my fault.

Speaker 11 (41:43):
Oh Sir, I feel so hu
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