July 23, 2025 • 45 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has an update on the entertainment news, with this week’s edition of “Tatertainment News”.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins checks in about this year’s Summer Bible Camp.. - We’ll look at the Florida crime scene for an update on Florida Man’s latest crime spree.. - In honor of Monica Lewinsky’s birthday - we’ll dust off our musical tribute, “The Monica Song”.. - We fill a request for an ancient visit with Mr. Rhubarb.. - and Hoyt will take our last slot with Delbert’s theory on how your car can tell people what your profession is…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers mart.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on that there.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Big Shoe Woe. There's funny I guary on Pete.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Doka Doolano ming out them. It is Wednesdays, you lie
twenty third.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Up?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What hump day are you? Hump Dan?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I was trying to Yeah, I don't have any Mike.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, there's nobody here named Mike, so so.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
That just seemed weird.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, dud okay, but uh let's see, I'm awake enough
to know that there's no mic here. There are microphones.
Maybe you're testing your mic. That's what you should say.
Thank you. He said that, just like Claude. All right,
So National Vanilla ice Cream Day's National lemon Day. Go
(01:50):
suck one. Yeah, you're another today is gorgeous. Grandma Day
recognizes all the women who embrace the age of my grandma,
whether they're grandmother's or not. Don't be sensitive about the name.
I had to run a few by my wife there
well there when she found ma was Mama was my mama,
(02:12):
Mama our kids. So it was like.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Me me me MEI, Yeah, my mom is a MEMI, Mama.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Me me so yeah. Somebody asked me, said, uh, when
I was saying hey to uh a little high my grandboy,
I said, Popeye. So you say my last name, you know,
charts with an I pop. It was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And my my son's wife, her father passed away and
he was her last name was Lamb Back and he
was Lamb Pop So I said so so I, So
I took Popeye in honor to him. So little high?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, man, can you call him high because those are
his initials? H? Or you just say hi? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Hi? Hi? Remember the movie Racing Arizona. Yes, there, it is,
has nothing to do with that his initials. Yes, you
were right the first time. All right, we're good. Well,
we're away. We're learning stuff about memi's and Popeye's and
grand boys. And we got ta ertainment in one hour,
(03:31):
so you will be busy, yes, preparing. So we got
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Speaker 5 (04:12):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We have three dates in history where we got our categories.
It was nineteen eighty two. Diet coke was introduced in
eighty two. Wow, all right, move up to twenty nineteen nikes.
Jordan Brand signed twenty nineteen NBA number one drive pick
Zion Williamson to the richest multi year sponsorship deal for
(04:34):
a rookie in history, estimated seven years for seventy five
million dollars.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Probably not the same guy that turned down Stephen Curry
in his rookie year.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Some think he's still looking for a job, all right,
and finally on his date. In twenty twenty four, the
United States Secret Service Director Kimberly Chattil or is that
cheetle whatever, step down after the agency failed to prevent
an assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Oh this was They
(05:09):
were trying to chase her down to get in questions
like she in that public like right after that? Oops,
who don't want to talk to me about? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I think she was at a Coldplay concert.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
There you go. There's a categories one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line we play out birds next? No
(05:59):
is you gone? Boy and Billy and dreading around in
playing up don't mothery man, I'm working Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
It's the game that anyone can be John, Boy, Billy.
(06:20):
I'll give the prizes from the big prize being. Let's
go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst, have a hurry.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Up and guest time, you have the best time. You
have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Let's say head of.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
James out of Savannah, Hannah, friend, we have a shot.
Good morning James.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Good morning, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
My brother buddy, doing good man, welcome. I was in
a questioning in that, but surely Jackie knows enough about Savannah, Georgia.
We've been there. If it wouldn't be there. You're in Savannah, Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Huh yeah, the first Savannah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The first Savannah. Hey, man, we're good. Jane's good. I
didn't know me. Let me mark it down in my geography.
Fact you and Biley was here.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
I'm actually where y'all where I met you at Pickwick Lake, y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Man, Pickwick, Yeah, yeah, yeah, boat racing. It was really exciting. Absolutely, man, absolutely,
I got got on the boat out there with the
with I think it was a Mississippi governor because that's
where like Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, a all convenes right there,
the big old Pickwick.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Heird at Alabama also in Alabama.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Two.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's right, man, yeah, James, good times, man, we got
Somebody was just asking if I still had the duh huh.
That was a boat from Peer fifty that's on Pickwick.
I was loan that boat for a season and uh.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Yeah, mister Wood you got that off.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Mister Woods did he sure did? Sure? This guy is
an awful lot, I know, man, and we're just talking
about the captain Eddie Hanneman selfish tournament is going on
this weekend out of the Bridge Tender Marina and Rights
Will Beach, North Carolina. So of course, yeah, took that
duh and won with when Trent was captain with the
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boat for so many he already knows all that. That's all.
So man, Awes, we're good, James, glad you made it
in here, buddy. Let's see if we can get you
through these three categories. You ready to go? Yes, sir? Okay, Well,
give us three diet drinks ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
That Pepsi bag coke, that sprat, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Now give us three shoe brands ready Nike, they's a
sun Cloud, bam. And for the win. Three government protection
services ready to go, TBI, FBI, CIS. And you already
would letters and have a thing.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Now, just out of curiosity, which one of those do
you work for?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
James? And I won't tell y'all something too. I was
thinking about this Zion Williamson, who was signed on this
date twenty nineteen to the richest shoe contractor was Jordan
Brand Nike. I was asking Jaggie about that you know
he played at Duke. Yeah, he was a big boy.
He was good. But man, his shoe blew out and
he hurt himself. Remember that. I don't know whether that
(09:49):
was in college or when. That was when he was
a pro and after this Riches contract he moved his
shoe blew out.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Man, that wouldn't be too good for the brand, would it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, I'm gonna give you about five million back now,
James Will. It worked out for you, buddy, got a
big old world long prize pack headed to the first
Savanna over in Tennessee for you.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
I appreciate it, and I love all y'all, I really do.
I've been a long, long time listener. I ain't got
talked to you since two thousand and seven. I won
back in two thousand and seven, and I was really excited, y'all.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
All right, good James Will Good. When you hang on, Jackie,
make sure this prize pack arrives at your place as well, Yes, sir,
thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Bottom of the hour, tip of your news. It's time?
But I remembering rape for this Wednesday morning. Right on
the other side, ain't on four rays.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Good morning, a big shows. All the radio rave's in
the studio. Ever, notice how people patronize little children these days,
Oh Man Rayford does and has some support from listeners.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Yeah, when I talk about children and restaurants, always get
people with their personal experiences. Looking at letter from a
fellow in South Carolina told about he was in the
company of a couple with their child, and at the
table in the restaurant. The father made a farting sound
with his mouth, and his child shouted. Daddy peded, much
to the amusement of all within hearing distance of the
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clowning around, and the stunt was repeated several times, which
made the embarrassed observer just to get up and leave
the table.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Good example.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
I think of how we encourage our spoiled children in
this permissive age. People around them laughed at the disturbance,
as though to acknowledge that it was acute exchange of
raillery between father and child. Herein is I think the
problem with children in public these days, when they do
so dominate the surroundings, those around them turn to them
(12:34):
and smile and act as if they are so cute.
They patronize them, and they really want to throttle the bread.
Now this country is considered un American to not be
so amused by children. They rule and yes dominate their parents.
I see examples every day in stores, restrooms, and where
it is obvious that the child is in control. Parents
(12:57):
should know that they're raising people unpleasant to be around.
There's nothing cute about an ill mattered child. Good observation.
You give support to my contention. Robert d Rayford, John
Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well
you think it's hot outside? Hear? You should see the theaters.
They're burning up with blockbusters. And here to give us
his two cents is our own reviewer, Rabbi myron Berg.
Steam show me, Hobie, what's happening? And yes, I do
(13:56):
think it's hot outside? Can you tell? Are you wearing cargo?
George damn Skippy, your redneck hippie. Check out these legs.
Not bad. I don't get any ideas. I'm not looking
to be one of the swingers out at mucuslim pharms
booger branim, I'm out of uniform for the summer. They
(14:19):
Joe's are supposed to suffer in silence. FA stick that
in your fecal foot locker. I got the shorts. I
got the Hawaiian shite. Check out my feet Now, those
nails could use a trail. No, I'm talking about the footwell, yo, sandals.
I never had a pair before. I gotta tell you,
(14:41):
it's refreshing to have the breeze hitting your tootsies. I'm
out there, John Boy, and I'm loving every minute of it.
So did you wear this new unjumble to the movies? Nope?
I wore George's. I never had the pair of George before.
George Jean Shorts, Gee short Yard, dumb Cracker. So what
(15:05):
movie did you see? Well? I wanted to go see
that new Dinosaur Park movie, the one with Scarlet O'Hara.
Oh what a rack on that day. But all the
kids wanted to go see the super Guy movie, supposed
to be a pretty big deal. Why there's been a
dozen Super Guy movies. Kids. Parents stick him in a
(15:25):
rocket headed for eight. His home planet explodes, He's raised
by farmers, gets a job at the newspaper Lois Lane,
Jimmy Olsen lets luther YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, finish sequel.
So how was it? Well, it was okay, I guess.
I mean there's some other heroes in it. Uh, there's
a green flashlight with the blonde Mohoward Hecker. There's a
(15:50):
bright girl with a hammer and a terrific guy. Whoever
the hell that's supposed to be. So how about Superman's
dog Crypto? Ah, it's not even a real dog. It's
a computer dog. Come on, Hollywood, you can't train a
real dog. The fly y'all lazy. And I'm gonna tell
you something else. This dog is a pain in the tookers.
(16:14):
Normally I see a movie. If there's a dog, nothing
better happen to it. I'm telling you right now, the
dog lives in this movie. I was hoping for the
old yellow treatment. So how Superman. He's fine, he sends
his regard. How is he in the movies? I don't know.
I'm not sold. And I don't mean the nitpick, but
(16:36):
he's he's got kind of a lazy eye. I mean
it's like Jack Elom playing Captain USA. I just can't
take him seriously. He's got a head like a cinder block.
Lois Lane, Nah, come on, you're Superman. This is the
best you can do. Give Burke Girl a try. But
if I had to pick someone as a favorite, it's
(16:59):
the guy play in Lex Luger. He's a little young,
but he's a great actor. Nick Jonas Nicholas Halt, who
Nicholas Halt played Lex Luthor. I thought that was the
guy that gets a royalty every time somebody makes a
bad movie. That's Nicholas Cage. I thought that was the
(17:19):
fat cowboy actor who got popular just as they stopped
making Western. That's Nick Searcy. I thought that was the
guy with the great mustache who married that hot broad
from the Gay Show. That's Nick Offerman. I thought that
was Gary Bucy's twin brother. That's Nick Nolty. I thought
(17:42):
that was their football coach everyone hates. That's Nick Saban.
I thought that was when you get something done at
the last minute. That's the Nick of Time. I thought
that was all that junk in my wife's carryo cabinet.
That's Nick Knats. So who the hell am I thinking
of Nicholas Holt. He's in ten movies a year. When
(18:04):
does he find time to take it up? So what
do you think I think he should have played Superman?
You know, two normal lives the movie? Ah, well, you know,
I give it three other five yarmickers. Hey, it's summer.
You're just happy to be out of the heat. It's
not the vice movie I ever saw, not the best
(18:25):
of course. You know, what the hell do I know?
I don't live in my mommy's basement and spend my
days reading comical books like It's the Holy Trah. I
don't go online and cry about Superman suit look like
a car hot? What the hell do you know about
car hot? Your lazy best and you never had a job.
(18:46):
You live your life in a fantasy world arguing with
other idiots about bird girl. Would never do that? Or
this movie is inconsistent with the mythology? How do I
know what you say? Because I'm sitting behind you during
a whole n movie. You want to hold dump that
slushy down your back and was me and I'm glad
(19:07):
I didn't. I'm sure you ran home to mommy's basement
crying all the way. Yes, those little basting and for
that I apologize. God bless and remember see him at name.
It's cheap.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent,
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by the heat of the Loungerman famp, leaving this sword,
and then like in Portragot Dot, no kind of hosteat up.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Leaving the soul hurting the waters of the Medulla Oblonga
with John Boy and Billy on the big show, like
that with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. George.
We've still got Texas and our thoughts and prayers and
Robert or keene and friends are putting on applause for
the cause. Where you can join Robert o' keene alongside
very special guest Tyler Childers, the trio of Miranda Lambert,
John Randall and Jack Ingram, plus Cross, Canadian Ragweig and
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more on August twenty eighth at the Whitewater Amphitheater in
New Bronfulls Texas and proceeds support the Community Foundation of
the Texas Hill Country. We'll just read this for you.
Robert Earl been dubbed a lot of things in the
six to nine years, but he's most proud of the
Moniker Texan, more specifically a Texan from Kerrville, and now
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more than ever, in response to the July fourth flooding
in Kirk County, Keen's Hill Country community needs a helping hand.
So Keen's gonna hit the stage with special guests. I
told you about the special guest plus got even Randy Rogers,
Ryan Bingham, Ray Wiley Hubbard and many many more is
going to be there now. Roberts web page will link
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you to the ticket site. If you like to help
those effected in Texas, you can make a donation on
Rik's website as well, Robert Earl Keene dot com. You'll
see the vander top of the page for the concert
and then it cycles to the donation page. So of course, man,
we were telling y'all about the show that he was
(22:22):
planned to do right there on the river there in Curveville.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
And they had yeah, and they canceled it before it
got really bad. But when the storms were just coming
down hard.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Remember when we found out out we were had you
own the phone getting in touch with him and his people.
Just find out. Man, We're just praying that they were
all right, cause the water was coming up quick as
we all know. So once again, Robert Earl Keene dot
com applause for the cause and you see how you
can help. Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
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we played John Boyd Jebardary for a hat, t shirt,
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And this will get your name in a hat for
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I look for the Law Tigers link to the Big
Show dot com and it'll take you right there. Hang on,
play for it in minutes. Right now, it's time for
tat Taman News. Here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
First, want to let you know about a celebrity passing
last week. Fannie Francis passed away at the age of
eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, she was just making a comeback.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
I mean there was this big sensation on YouTube where
people are lip syncing one of her great songs. I
Feed the Baby was the song. But yeah, it was
sad to see that because she was doing riding pretty
high there.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
At the ends, she had more than fifty charts hits
excuse me chart hits, including twenty three twenties, and between
nineteen fifty seven and nineteen sixty two, she had sixteen
songs in the top ten. Laura Estefan and Dolly Parton
both wanted to make biopics of her life, though it
neither got made. With them doing that, I thought that
(24:14):
was interesting trivia. Stephen Colbert announced on his show that
CBS has canceled the programs.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Crowgin again. I told y'all, gup fell is gonna be
number one Night Died and those other shows suck, and
they just showed how much they did. CEUs Steve, you know,
he made it when he was like doing the oh sorry, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
He did what when he used to act like he
was doing the takeof like on Bill O'Reilly, when he
would act like the characters, yeah, Republican like that, and
the show was just very very popular. Then when they
put him on CBS and I told to be himself,
he's stunk.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
The I thing is that all late night shows are
in peril because they're doing well in the ratings, they're
just not making any money.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That day't doing well in a race. He only had
two hundred thousand people watching him. I'm just going by.
You know where you're going buy that old crap? Well,
you believe all them lies?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Okay, Well, the Hollywood Reporter says that the finale will
be May of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
It will be in May.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
CBS is shuddering the Late Show franchise and laying off
at staff of over two hundred folks. The Late Show
holds a substantial lead in the number of nightly viewers
opposite Jimmy Kimmel, at about twice as many as Jimmy Fallon.
CBS execs released a statement saying this is purely a
financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night. It's
not related in any way to the show's performance, content,
(25:47):
or other matters happening at Paramount. I know Stephen Colbert
has been critical of the President, and more.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Recent has people like Elizabeth Warren who gets Pocahontas on.
But he doesn't make fun over all.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Right, Okay, Hey, did you see this story about Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm telling you about Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Snoop Dogg has bought a soccer team, a Welsh soccer team.
He's backing a Welsh soccer team. It's called the Swansea
City AFC. They're a one time Premier League club currently
in the English Second Division. The Swansea's pretty delighted. They
said that they're happy to have a global rap superstar
and multi platinum selling artists to become their latest high
(26:29):
profile co owner and investor. Snoop Dogg said quote, For
many years, I've been associated with soccer. Yeah, I've worn
a lot of kits in my life, but now I'm
at the part of my life where I'm trying to
find a kit that fits the kit with the hit.
You know what I'm talking about. No, I have no
idea what he's talking about. One team, the under dogs,
a team that feels like me, the reels like me.
(26:50):
I'm talking about Swansea City. Yeah, Bee, I'm not a player.
I'm an owner Swansea City. We come into a hood
near you, Big Snoop Dogg, Swansea City, let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, it would have been better if I could do
it in his voice.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Shark Week happening over on Discovery Channel this week. Starting
this week, the subscription subscription rate to stream Peacock without
ads will rise seventeen bucks a month or one hundred
and seventy dollars annually. Naturally, it's a slightly less expensive
to choose the subscription plan subscripture.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Have another drag place t TV lineup?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
What else is happening?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
An episode of train wreck drops on Netflix. Balloon Boy
train wrecks the title and then balloon Boy examined the
two thousand and nine national media frenzy following a Colorado
father's hoax. Y'all remember this way back? The dad claimed
in a nine to one to one call that his
six year old son got carried away at a homemade blimp.
The National Guard all scrambled to make the rescue, only
(27:52):
to discover that the helium filled UFO shaped balloon was empty.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
And I have some memory.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I didn't research it like he was drowned in the house.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yes, what I was.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
And during a follow up interview the next morning on
one of the morning TV shows that they asked, you know,
why didn't you come down from the attic space where
he was hiding when your parents were calling for you?
And the kids said, well, they told me it was
part of the show, and that kind of tilted everything,
even if it wasn't really true.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It was you know a three or four or five
year old six, Yeah, six, he knew what.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I've actually seen the show she's talking about. It's called
train Wreck. They have a whole series of these.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Kinds of history that balloon Boys boys of that one. Yeah,
very good, All right, well cool, I'll stop there. I
feel like that was a good That was a good
way to go out.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, unless you make me mad about Steven was round
and that all sheets horse. I was quoting Nielsen, But
that's we're let they go. Well, let's get us a winner.
I'll let it go when I'm wrong. Ah right, let's
(29:04):
review yesterday's question. We found out, according to the Guinness
Book of Film Facts, this classic tale has been adapted
for the screen more times than any other.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
What is Cinderella?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Cinderella more than five hundred times? All right, today's John
Boy jeopardy. Well, no wonder you're sleeping through your alarm.
Researchers say the sound made by one of these is
more likely to joke you awake than anything else.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
What is the dog looking himself?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You got your loud liquor. Don't you get off those paws.
What y'all got one eight hundred big show you told,
free line, We go to we get the Winter. We
play John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, it's a big
(30:14):
show on the radio. Real into your Wednesday Hoday with
our feature track. When to make show. Bit box call
the hoyt in your card tells your profession. He words profession.
Check it out, bit box at the big show dot
com there right now, let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
It's John Boyd deemite and now your host. We know
his car doesn't match his profession. I mean, who wants
to drive to work every day in one of the
circus cars with fifteen other clowns.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hee's John Boyd?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
As I hate a belly out of golf Breeze, Florida.
Good morning, mona belly. How you doing, Ryan? How you doing?
Real good? Feel good?
Speaker 11 (31:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Alright, bell, you got first shot at it here, buddy, Well,
always say no wonder your sleeping through your alarm. Researchers
say the sound made by one of these is more
likely to joke you awake than anything else. What you got?
I think it's I think it's a gunshot. You think
it's a gun shot. Well, let's see show us gunshots.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, but that was one of the things that was
tested that was close. But no, I'll give you those
in a second. Well, better appreciate you playing, buddy. You
try again anytime. All right, all right, thanks a lot.
All right, Boddy, Let's go to Barbara in Greenville, Tennessee.
Good morning, bah blah blah, good morning, Good morning, all right, Barbara, gunshot, Ben, Yes,
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that ain't it? What's you thinking? The sound that'll jolt
you awake quicker than anything else made by one of
these I'm gonna have to say, babies crying? You say
a baby crying? Let's say you have got it. So
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I wrap beside gunshots that were adjested, blaring fire alarms,
police sirens, truck horns, and screaming women. Wow, how hard
you're sleeping? Baby crying? Will do it? There's any new
parents at table? Bah bah, good work. You got a
big old lord tiger's price. Back head over to Greenville
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for you. Thank you, sir, got a better hold on it.
Is your news right now. The Southern is reported is
our time Capsules July twenty third good July afternoon.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Hey America, thank Hogarth, you
got a minute. I've had a lot of stuff noodling
(33:56):
in my nogging lately. The windmills of my mind have
been it's been in like a damp pinky and a
dry nostril. I've gotta download some of this info and
my skull's gonna pop like a full tick your job.
Sit there, shut your yapper and listen while I hobbler
and try to compreende. Trust me, I'm a whole lot
more interesting than you are. And even if I'm not,
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what the hell are you gonna do about it? I
was sitting at the drive through over at the choke
and puke, and what pulls up behind me but one
of those little smart cars, you know the ones. They
look like your kid's lunch box with a worst paint job,
slightly smaller than the biggest thing that ever fell out
of your butt, and looky there behind the wheel A loser.
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I don't know. Maybe I'm a little on the dim side,
maybe I'm intellectually slow. Maybe just maybe I'm right below
Mississippi on the IQ scale, but this much, I do know.
Just how smart is it driving a car that would
lose in a on collision with a june bug? Who
the hell cares what kind of gas milegit gets when
the last trip you take is going to be to
the hospital when your car is blown off the road
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by a gentle breeze. And how are you saving money
when you got to go to the store twelve times
to buy a dozen eggs? What the hell has happened
to our cars America? American cars used to be iconic.
They were made of more one hundred percent USDA Detroit
steel than Betty White's hips. They guzzled down the high
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test like Joe Namath at the Hotel Minibar, and you
could swipe a phone pole at eighty five miles an
hour and buffet out with a damn claw. Now they're
made a plastic run on fermented corn, and if your fart,
the doors fly off. American cars used to be chick
magnets with badass names like Cougar Thunderbird. Now you've got
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to get that cougar drunk on Thunderbird to get her
in that Artsy Fartsy Saved the planet. Gamobile you're driving. Nowadays,
the parking lot of curves is Chaka block, with sissy
little gems.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Like Prius, Cube, Solstice, Yaris and Mini Cooper. I don't know.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
Maybe I'm old fashioned, Maybe I'm behind the times. Maybe
just maybe this tinfoil hat I'm wearing it's keeping all
the new ideas out of my cabasa. But let me
hip you, hay Seeds to the cold hard truth. Just
like our kids, our movies, our food, our whole damn
way of life, the auto world has been deluded to
a pansy fied, politically correct four cylinder puke fest and
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the final indignation, the ultimate kick in the cajones, the
pitiful steak in the heart of the last bastion of
top gear testosterone.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
The electric car. God help us.
Speaker 12 (36:59):
Any of the real American mail. There's no substitute for
going to the pump, taking that long, hard, shiny nozzle
and burying it deep in your baby's tank, giving her
a steady stream of high octane love that'll keep her purring.
Like Kim Kardashian at the be eth Awards.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Now, America's new crop a half men sip their latte
pinky extended while they plugged their Tesla into charge so
they can reach a top speed of forty five heart
pounding miles an hour for ten whole miles. Good for you, princess.
I'll remember to leave the seat down for you.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
All.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
You formerly manly car companies need to take those peppermint
panties off your candy ass and start making real cars again.
Stop marketing cars the guys who use the women's room.
Make American cars great again. Make cars with names like oh,
I don't know, test Toasterrosa, the all new Ultra Viking
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in Furnace Maximus, and my personal favorite, Gorilla Balls. Cars
we can drive proudly and feel confident when we pull
up to that girl in the corner, you know, the
one that bleachs blonde with a tear in her fishnets,
a bad case of mattress head and a pierced front tooth,
smoking a cigar and humming freebird and don't worry should get.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
In the car.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Oh dear, look at the time, seems like I've gone
on along again.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Puff crap and you're welcome until next time.
Speaker 12 (38:38):
This is tank Hogarth stops sucking America.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Jean Boy and Dilly Gota Flow that card out you credit.
There's a neighborhood. There's ain't no residential district. Good morning radio,
don't right, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Here's that call. Good morning, big show.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Well, good morning John Boy and Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends. After in radio land, it
says the Reverend Billy Ray Collins, come and tell you
from the Sword of Joshua, Independent full gospel pennecostal assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well,
summertimes here again. The kiddies is out of school and
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most of them is home by the cellf all day.
That's right, miss modern mommy. We know you's awful busy
running around in your little pants suit trying to make
it in the business world. That don't hardly leave no
time for frivolous mess like looking after your younguns, does it. Oh,
that's all right, don't worry. They'll be fine. They got
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their own electronic babysitter. The modern, secular, moral, relativistic, borderline
homosexual American media standing by to fill up that empty
space in their heads. Gone to your little working woman job.
Bobby and Susie'll be finding their home soaking up eight
hours of educational television programs like Old SpongeBob, Queer Pants,
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Monkey of the Vampire, Slanger, and Celebrity Drunkards playing pokers.
Maybe they'll get real lucky and run up on one
of them all day Beavis and butt Hoole. Or maybe
they'll hook up one of them him three players up
to their head and pump their brain full of inspiring
spiritual music from great moral teachers like Madonner and Christine
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Alligator and the Blank Eyed Peas and Queen Levitra and
Osey Osman and at Bunch. If MTV has to raise
your youngins for you, ell I reckon, that's a small
price to pay. So you and you husband there can
afford to have two cars and three four TV sets
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and a cabinet full of Alkey Hall in Europe the
room like everybody else in the subdivision. Ah, you say,
hold on their preacher, That ain't what I want it all.
Ain't there nothing I can do to keep the devil
away from a youngins this summer? Yes there is, friends,
Sign them up now for the two thousand and five
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Boyn Billy y'all keep them straight up.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Good morning, You got the big show on already, more
chances for you to win.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (43:25):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Mama, Good morning, it's a week showing the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Wednesday morning, July twenty third. Tell you about Robert Earl
Keene and friends applause for the cause, doing some concert
to raise some funds for the Texas floods. That was
telling you about Robert Earl supposed to play right there
in Kerrville on July fourth, and then it happened, luods Kine,
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so he is back that he has gathered his friends,
talented compodraised, secured a venue for a date for a
one night only fundraising event. It's gonna be August twenty
eighth at the Whitewater Amphitheater that's outside of you. Brownfrows
the Brownfels, Texas. You'll figure out how I'm mispronouncing that. Okay,
(45:06):
uh So, Robert Earl gonna be there with Tyler Childers, Lone,
Miranda Lambert, John Randall, Jack Ingram Cross, Canadian Ragweed Bamman,
The Good Randy Rogers, Ryan Bingham, Ray Wiley Hubbard, and
many many more. So Robert's webpot page will link you
to the ticket side Robert Earl Keene dot com and
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they'll see the banner at the top of the page
and then the cycle to donate page. If you're not
gonna be able to make the show, but you would
like to donate and help our friends in Texas. Robert
Earl Keene dot com. We want to put it up
on our side as well too, so you can get
get animate down there to do that for us at
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Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers mart.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
You stand La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on that there.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Big Shoe Woe. There's funny I guary on Pete.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Doka Doolano ming out them. It is Wednesdays, you lie
twenty third.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Up?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
What hump day are you? Hump Dan?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I was trying to Yeah, I don't have any Mike.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Yeah, there's nobody here named Mike, so so.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
That just seemed weird.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, dud okay, but uh let's see, I'm awake enough
to know that there's no mic here. There are microphones.
Maybe you're testing your mic. That's what you should say.
Thank you. He said that, just like Claude. All right,
So National Vanilla ice Cream Day's National lemon Day. Go
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suck one. Yeah, you're another today is gorgeous. Grandma Day
recognizes all the women who embrace the age of my grandma,
whether they're grandmother's or not. Don't be sensitive about the name.
I had to run a few by my wife there
well there when she found ma was Mama was my mama,
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Mama our kids. So it was like.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Me me me MEI, Yeah, my mom is a MEMI, Mama.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Me me so yeah. Somebody asked me, said, uh, when
I was saying hey to uh a little high my grandboy,
I said, Popeye. So you say my last name, you know,
charts with an I pop. It was pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
And my my son's wife, her father passed away and
he was her last name was Lamb Back and he
was Lamb Pop So I said so so I, So
I took Popeye in honor to him. So little high?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, man, can you call him high because those are
his initials? H? Or you just say hi? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Hi? Hi? Remember the movie Racing Arizona. Yes, there, it is,
has nothing to do with that his initials. Yes, you
were right the first time. All right, we're good. Well,
we're away. We're learning stuff about memi's and Popeye's and
grand boys. And we got ta ertainment in one hour,
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so you will be busy, yes, preparing. So we got
there going. We got three days in history saved up,
and we'll get that winning beginning. Get our first prize pike. Guys,
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Speaker 5 (04:12):
Here.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
We have three dates in history where we got our categories.
It was nineteen eighty two. Diet coke was introduced in
eighty two. Wow, all right, move up to twenty nineteen nikes.
Jordan Brand signed twenty nineteen NBA number one drive pick
Zion Williamson to the richest multi year sponsorship deal for
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a rookie in history, estimated seven years for seventy five
million dollars.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Probably not the same guy that turned down Stephen Curry
in his rookie year.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Some think he's still looking for a job, all right,
and finally on his date. In twenty twenty four, the
United States Secret Service Director Kimberly Chattil or is that
cheetle whatever, step down after the agency failed to prevent
an assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Oh this was They
(05:09):
were trying to chase her down to get in questions
like she in that public like right after that? Oops,
who don't want to talk to me about? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (05:18):
I think she was at a Coldplay concert.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
There you go. There's a categories one eight hundred big shows.
You told free line we play out birds next? No
(05:59):
is you gone? Boy and Billy and dreading around in
playing up don't mothery man, I'm working Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
It's the game that anyone can be John, Boy, Billy.
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I'll give the prizes from the big prize being. Let's
go contested number one.
Speaker 8 (06:27):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Upburst, have a hurry.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Up and guest time, you have the best time. You
have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Let's say head of.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
James out of Savannah, Hannah, friend, we have a shot.
Good morning James.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
Good morning, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
My brother buddy, doing good man, welcome. I was in
a questioning in that, but surely Jackie knows enough about Savannah, Georgia.
We've been there. If it wouldn't be there. You're in Savannah, Tennessee.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
Huh yeah, the first Savannah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The first Savannah. Hey, man, we're good. Jane's good. I
didn't know me. Let me mark it down in my geography.
Fact you and Biley was here.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
I'm actually where y'all where I met you at Pickwick Lake, y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Man, Pickwick, Yeah, yeah, yeah, boat racing. It was really exciting. Absolutely, man, absolutely,
I got got on the boat out there with the
with I think it was a Mississippi governor because that's
where like Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia, a all convenes right there,
the big old Pickwick.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Heird at Alabama also in Alabama.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Two.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's right, man, yeah, James, good times, man, we got
Somebody was just asking if I still had the duh huh.
That was a boat from Peer fifty that's on Pickwick.
I was loan that boat for a season and uh.
Speaker 9 (08:04):
Yeah, mister Wood you got that off.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Mister Woods did he sure did? Sure? This guy is
an awful lot, I know, man, and we're just talking
about the captain Eddie Hanneman selfish tournament is going on
this weekend out of the Bridge Tender Marina and Rights
Will Beach, North Carolina. So of course, yeah, took that
duh and won with when Trent was captain with the
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boat for so many he already knows all that. That's all.
So man, Awes, we're good, James, glad you made it
in here, buddy. Let's see if we can get you
through these three categories. You ready to go? Yes, sir? Okay, Well,
give us three diet drinks ready go.
Speaker 9 (08:52):
That Pepsi bag coke, that sprat, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Now give us three shoe brands ready Nike, they's a
sun Cloud, bam. And for the win. Three government protection
services ready to go, TBI, FBI, CIS. And you already
would letters and have a thing.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Now, just out of curiosity, which one of those do
you work for?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
James? And I won't tell y'all something too. I was
thinking about this Zion Williamson, who was signed on this
date twenty nineteen to the richest shoe contractor was Jordan
Brand Nike. I was asking Jaggie about that you know
he played at Duke. Yeah, he was a big boy.
He was good. But man, his shoe blew out and
he hurt himself. Remember that. I don't know whether that
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was in college or when. That was when he was
a pro and after this Riches contract he moved his
shoe blew out.
Speaker 9 (09:58):
Man, that wouldn't be too good for the brand, would it.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, I'm gonna give you about five million back now,
James Will. It worked out for you, buddy, got a
big old world long prize pack headed to the first
Savanna over in Tennessee for you.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
I appreciate it, and I love all y'all, I really do.
I've been a long, long time listener. I ain't got
talked to you since two thousand and seven. I won
back in two thousand and seven, and I was really excited, y'all.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
All right, good James Will Good. When you hang on, Jackie,
make sure this prize pack arrives at your place as well, Yes, sir,
thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Bottom of the hour, tip of your news. It's time?
But I remembering rape for this Wednesday morning. Right on
the other side, ain't on four rays.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Good morning, a big shows. All the radio rave's in
the studio. Ever, notice how people patronize little children these days,
Oh Man Rayford does and has some support from listeners.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Yeah, when I talk about children and restaurants, always get
people with their personal experiences. Looking at letter from a
fellow in South Carolina told about he was in the
company of a couple with their child, and at the
table in the restaurant. The father made a farting sound
with his mouth, and his child shouted. Daddy peded, much
to the amusement of all within hearing distance of the
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clowning around, and the stunt was repeated several times, which
made the embarrassed observer just to get up and leave
the table.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Good example.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
I think of how we encourage our spoiled children in
this permissive age. People around them laughed at the disturbance,
as though to acknowledge that it was acute exchange of
raillery between father and child. Herein is I think the
problem with children in public these days, when they do
so dominate the surroundings, those around them turn to them
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and smile and act as if they are so cute.
They patronize them, and they really want to throttle the bread.
Now this country is considered un American to not be
so amused by children. They rule and yes dominate their parents.
I see examples every day in stores, restrooms, and where
it is obvious that the child is in control. Parents
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should know that they're raising people unpleasant to be around.
There's nothing cute about an ill mattered child. Good observation.
You give support to my contention. Robert d Rayford, John
Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well
you think it's hot outside? Hear? You should see the theaters.
They're burning up with blockbusters. And here to give us
his two cents is our own reviewer, Rabbi myron Berg.
Steam show me, Hobie, what's happening? And yes, I do
(13:56):
think it's hot outside? Can you tell? Are you wearing cargo?
George damn Skippy, your redneck hippie. Check out these legs.
Not bad. I don't get any ideas. I'm not looking
to be one of the swingers out at mucuslim pharms
booger branim, I'm out of uniform for the summer. They
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Joe's are supposed to suffer in silence. FA stick that
in your fecal foot locker. I got the shorts. I
got the Hawaiian shite. Check out my feet Now, those
nails could use a trail. No, I'm talking about the footwell, yo, sandals.
I never had a pair before. I gotta tell you,
(14:41):
it's refreshing to have the breeze hitting your tootsies. I'm
out there, John Boy, and I'm loving every minute of it.
So did you wear this new unjumble to the movies? Nope?
I wore George's. I never had the pair of George before.
George Jean Shorts, Gee short Yard, dumb Cracker. So what
(15:05):
movie did you see? Well? I wanted to go see
that new Dinosaur Park movie, the one with Scarlet O'Hara.
Oh what a rack on that day. But all the
kids wanted to go see the super Guy movie, supposed
to be a pretty big deal. Why there's been a
dozen Super Guy movies. Kids. Parents stick him in a
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rocket headed for eight. His home planet explodes, He's raised
by farmers, gets a job at the newspaper Lois Lane,
Jimmy Olsen lets luther YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, finish sequel.
So how was it? Well, it was okay, I guess.
I mean there's some other heroes in it. Uh, there's
a green flashlight with the blonde Mohoward Hecker. There's a
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bright girl with a hammer and a terrific guy. Whoever
the hell that's supposed to be. So how about Superman's
dog Crypto? Ah, it's not even a real dog. It's
a computer dog. Come on, Hollywood, you can't train a
real dog. The fly y'all lazy. And I'm gonna tell
you something else. This dog is a pain in the tookers.
(16:14):
Normally I see a movie. If there's a dog, nothing
better happen to it. I'm telling you right now, the
dog lives in this movie. I was hoping for the
old yellow treatment. So how Superman. He's fine, he sends
his regard. How is he in the movies? I don't know.
I'm not sold. And I don't mean the nitpick, but
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he's he's got kind of a lazy eye. I mean
it's like Jack Elom playing Captain USA. I just can't
take him seriously. He's got a head like a cinder block.
Lois Lane, Nah, come on, you're Superman. This is the
best you can do. Give Burke Girl a try. But
if I had to pick someone as a favorite, it's
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the guy play in Lex Luger. He's a little young,
but he's a great actor. Nick Jonas Nicholas Halt, who
Nicholas Halt played Lex Luthor. I thought that was the
guy that gets a royalty every time somebody makes a
bad movie. That's Nicholas Cage. I thought that was the
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fat cowboy actor who got popular just as they stopped
making Western. That's Nick Searcy. I thought that was the
guy with the great mustache who married that hot broad
from the Gay Show. That's Nick Offerman. I thought that
was Gary Bucy's twin brother. That's Nick Nolty. I thought
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that was their football coach everyone hates. That's Nick Saban.
I thought that was when you get something done at
the last minute. That's the Nick of Time. I thought
that was all that junk in my wife's carryo cabinet.
That's Nick Knats. So who the hell am I thinking
of Nicholas Holt. He's in ten movies a year. When
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does he find time to take it up? So what
do you think I think he should have played Superman?
You know, two normal lives the movie? Ah, well, you know,
I give it three other five yarmickers. Hey, it's summer.
You're just happy to be out of the heat. It's
not the vice movie I ever saw, not the best
(18:25):
of course. You know, what the hell do I know?
I don't live in my mommy's basement and spend my
days reading comical books like It's the Holy Trah. I
don't go online and cry about Superman suit look like
a car hot? What the hell do you know about
car hot? Your lazy best and you never had a job.
(18:46):
You live your life in a fantasy world arguing with
other idiots about bird girl. Would never do that? Or
this movie is inconsistent with the mythology? How do I
know what you say? Because I'm sitting behind you during
a whole n movie. You want to hold dump that
slushy down your back and was me and I'm glad
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I didn't. I'm sure you ran home to mommy's basement
crying all the way. Yes, those little basting and for
that I apologize. God bless and remember see him at name.
It's cheap.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports. I stand on the hill, but not
for a thrill, for the breath of a fresh keel.
And never mind the man who contemplates doing away with
license plates. He stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent,
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by the heat of the Loungerman famp, leaving this sword,
and then like in Portragot Dot, no kind of hosteat up.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
Leaving the soul hurting the waters of the Medulla Oblonga
with John Boy and Billy on the big show, like
that with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. George.
We've still got Texas and our thoughts and prayers and
Robert or keene and friends are putting on applause for
the cause. Where you can join Robert o' keene alongside
very special guest Tyler Childers, the trio of Miranda Lambert,
John Randall and Jack Ingram, plus Cross, Canadian Ragweig and
(21:16):
more on August twenty eighth at the Whitewater Amphitheater in
New Bronfulls Texas and proceeds support the Community Foundation of
the Texas Hill Country. We'll just read this for you.
Robert Earl been dubbed a lot of things in the
six to nine years, but he's most proud of the
Moniker Texan, more specifically a Texan from Kerrville, and now
(21:40):
more than ever, in response to the July fourth flooding
in Kirk County, Keen's Hill Country community needs a helping hand.
So Keen's gonna hit the stage with special guests. I
told you about the special guest plus got even Randy Rogers,
Ryan Bingham, Ray Wiley Hubbard and many many more is
going to be there now. Roberts web page will link
(22:02):
you to the ticket site. If you like to help
those effected in Texas, you can make a donation on
Rik's website as well, Robert Earl Keene dot com. You'll
see the vander top of the page for the concert
and then it cycles to the donation page. So of course, man,
we were telling y'all about the show that he was
(22:22):
planned to do right there on the river there in Curveville.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
And they had yeah, and they canceled it before it
got really bad. But when the storms were just coming
down hard.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Remember when we found out out we were had you
own the phone getting in touch with him and his people.
Just find out. Man, We're just praying that they were
all right, cause the water was coming up quick as
we all know. So once again, Robert Earl Keene dot
com applause for the cause and you see how you
can help. Good Morning Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
(22:56):
we played John Boyd Jebardary for a hat, t shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers.
And this will get your name in a hat for
the ultimate styling and Sturgis trip of a lifetime with
over eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. You make sure
your name is registered for the drawing Stylinginsturgis dot com.
(23:19):
I look for the Law Tigers link to the Big
Show dot com and it'll take you right there. Hang on,
play for it in minutes. Right now, it's time for
tat Taman News. Here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
First, want to let you know about a celebrity passing
last week. Fannie Francis passed away at the age of
eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, she was just making a comeback.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
I mean there was this big sensation on YouTube where
people are lip syncing one of her great songs. I
Feed the Baby was the song. But yeah, it was
sad to see that because she was doing riding pretty
high there.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
At the ends, she had more than fifty charts hits
excuse me chart hits, including twenty three twenties, and between
nineteen fifty seven and nineteen sixty two, she had sixteen
songs in the top ten. Laura Estefan and Dolly Parton
both wanted to make biopics of her life, though it
neither got made. With them doing that, I thought that
(24:14):
was interesting trivia. Stephen Colbert announced on his show that
CBS has canceled the programs.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Crowgin again. I told y'all, gup fell is gonna be
number one Night Died and those other shows suck, and
they just showed how much they did. CEUs Steve, you know,
he made it when he was like doing the oh sorry, Tyler.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
He did what when he used to act like he
was doing the takeof like on Bill O'Reilly, when he
would act like the characters, yeah, Republican like that, and
the show was just very very popular. Then when they
put him on CBS and I told to be himself,
he's stunk.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
The I thing is that all late night shows are
in peril because they're doing well in the ratings, they're
just not making any money.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That day't doing well in a race. He only had
two hundred thousand people watching him. I'm just going by.
You know where you're going buy that old crap? Well,
you believe all them lies?
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Okay, Well, the Hollywood Reporter says that the finale will
be May of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
It will be in May.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
CBS is shuddering the Late Show franchise and laying off
at staff of over two hundred folks. The Late Show
holds a substantial lead in the number of nightly viewers
opposite Jimmy Kimmel, at about twice as many as Jimmy Fallon.
CBS execs released a statement saying this is purely a
financial decision against a challenging backdrop in late night. It's
not related in any way to the show's performance, content,
(25:47):
or other matters happening at Paramount. I know Stephen Colbert
has been critical of the President, and more.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Recent has people like Elizabeth Warren who gets Pocahontas on.
But he doesn't make fun over all.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Right, Okay, Hey, did you see this story about Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm telling you about Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Snoop Dogg has bought a soccer team, a Welsh soccer team.
He's backing a Welsh soccer team. It's called the Swansea
City AFC. They're a one time Premier League club currently
in the English Second Division. The Swansea's pretty delighted. They
said that they're happy to have a global rap superstar
and multi platinum selling artists to become their latest high
(26:29):
profile co owner and investor. Snoop Dogg said quote, For
many years, I've been associated with soccer. Yeah, I've worn
a lot of kits in my life, but now I'm
at the part of my life where I'm trying to
find a kit that fits the kit with the hit.
You know what I'm talking about. No, I have no
idea what he's talking about. One team, the under dogs,
a team that feels like me, the reels like me.
(26:50):
I'm talking about Swansea City. Yeah, Bee, I'm not a player.
I'm an owner Swansea City. We come into a hood
near you, Big Snoop Dogg, Swansea City, let's go.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Okay, it would have been better if I could do
it in his voice.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
Shark Week happening over on Discovery Channel this week. Starting
this week, the subscription subscription rate to stream Peacock without
ads will rise seventeen bucks a month or one hundred
and seventy dollars annually. Naturally, it's a slightly less expensive
to choose the subscription plan subscripture.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Have another drag place t TV lineup?
Speaker 4 (27:27):
What else is happening?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
An episode of train wreck drops on Netflix. Balloon Boy
train wrecks the title and then balloon Boy examined the
two thousand and nine national media frenzy following a Colorado
father's hoax. Y'all remember this way back? The dad claimed
in a nine to one to one call that his
six year old son got carried away at a homemade blimp.
The National Guard all scrambled to make the rescue, only
(27:52):
to discover that the helium filled UFO shaped balloon was empty.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
And I have some memory.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I didn't research it like he was drowned in the house.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Yes, what I was.
Speaker 7 (28:01):
And during a follow up interview the next morning on
one of the morning TV shows that they asked, you know,
why didn't you come down from the attic space where
he was hiding when your parents were calling for you?
And the kids said, well, they told me it was
part of the show, and that kind of tilted everything,
even if it wasn't really true.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
It was you know a three or four or five
year old six, Yeah, six, he knew what.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
I've actually seen the show she's talking about. It's called
train Wreck. They have a whole series of these.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Kinds of history that balloon Boys boys of that one. Yeah,
very good, All right, well cool, I'll stop there. I
feel like that was a good That was a good
way to go out.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, unless you make me mad about Steven was round
and that all sheets horse. I was quoting Nielsen, But
that's we're let they go. Well, let's get us a winner.
I'll let it go when I'm wrong. Ah right, let's
(29:04):
review yesterday's question. We found out, according to the Guinness
Book of Film Facts, this classic tale has been adapted
for the screen more times than any other.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
What is Cinderella?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Cinderella more than five hundred times? All right, today's John
Boy jeopardy. Well, no wonder you're sleeping through your alarm.
Researchers say the sound made by one of these is
more likely to joke you awake than anything else.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
What is the dog looking himself?
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You got your loud liquor. Don't you get off those paws.
What y'all got one eight hundred big show you told,
free line, We go to we get the Winter. We
play John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good morning, it's a big
(30:14):
show on the radio. Real into your Wednesday Hoday with
our feature track. When to make show. Bit box call
the hoyt in your card tells your profession. He words profession.
Check it out, bit box at the big show dot
com there right now, let's play Yes Live across America.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
It's John Boyd deemite and now your host. We know
his car doesn't match his profession. I mean, who wants
to drive to work every day in one of the
circus cars with fifteen other clowns.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Hee's John Boyd?
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
As I hate a belly out of golf Breeze, Florida.
Good morning, mona belly. How you doing, Ryan? How you doing?
Real good? Feel good?
Speaker 11 (31:03):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Alright, bell, you got first shot at it here, buddy, Well,
always say no wonder your sleeping through your alarm. Researchers
say the sound made by one of these is more
likely to joke you awake than anything else. What you got?
I think it's I think it's a gunshot. You think
it's a gun shot. Well, let's see show us gunshots.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Man.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
No, but that was one of the things that was
tested that was close. But no, I'll give you those
in a second. Well, better appreciate you playing, buddy. You
try again anytime. All right, all right, thanks a lot.
All right, Boddy, Let's go to Barbara in Greenville, Tennessee.
Good morning, bah blah blah, good morning, Good morning, all right, Barbara, gunshot, Ben, Yes,
(32:00):
that ain't it? What's you thinking? The sound that'll jolt
you awake quicker than anything else made by one of
these I'm gonna have to say, babies crying? You say
a baby crying? Let's say you have got it. So
(32:26):
I wrap beside gunshots that were adjested, blaring fire alarms,
police sirens, truck horns, and screaming women. Wow, how hard
you're sleeping? Baby crying? Will do it? There's any new
parents at table? Bah bah, good work. You got a
big old lord tiger's price. Back head over to Greenville
(32:47):
for you. Thank you, sir, got a better hold on it.
Is your news right now. The Southern is reported is
our time Capsules July twenty third good July afternoon.
Speaker 12 (33:35):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. Hey America, thank Hogarth, you
got a minute. I've had a lot of stuff noodling
(33:56):
in my nogging lately. The windmills of my mind have
been it's been in like a damp pinky and a
dry nostril. I've gotta download some of this info and
my skull's gonna pop like a full tick your job.
Sit there, shut your yapper and listen while I hobbler
and try to compreende. Trust me, I'm a whole lot
more interesting than you are. And even if I'm not,
(34:18):
what the hell are you gonna do about it? I
was sitting at the drive through over at the choke
and puke, and what pulls up behind me but one
of those little smart cars, you know the ones. They
look like your kid's lunch box with a worst paint job,
slightly smaller than the biggest thing that ever fell out
of your butt, and looky there behind the wheel A loser.
(34:47):
I don't know. Maybe I'm a little on the dim side,
maybe I'm intellectually slow. Maybe just maybe I'm right below
Mississippi on the IQ scale, but this much, I do know.
Just how smart is it driving a car that would
lose in a on collision with a june bug? Who
the hell cares what kind of gas milegit gets when
the last trip you take is going to be to
the hospital when your car is blown off the road
(35:10):
by a gentle breeze. And how are you saving money
when you got to go to the store twelve times
to buy a dozen eggs? What the hell has happened
to our cars America? American cars used to be iconic.
They were made of more one hundred percent USDA Detroit
steel than Betty White's hips. They guzzled down the high
(35:35):
test like Joe Namath at the Hotel Minibar, and you
could swipe a phone pole at eighty five miles an
hour and buffet out with a damn claw. Now they're
made a plastic run on fermented corn, and if your fart,
the doors fly off. American cars used to be chick
magnets with badass names like Cougar Thunderbird. Now you've got
(35:57):
to get that cougar drunk on Thunderbird to get her
in that Artsy Fartsy Saved the planet. Gamobile you're driving. Nowadays,
the parking lot of curves is Chaka block, with sissy
little gems.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Like Prius, Cube, Solstice, Yaris and Mini Cooper. I don't know.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
Maybe I'm old fashioned, Maybe I'm behind the times. Maybe
just maybe this tinfoil hat I'm wearing it's keeping all
the new ideas out of my cabasa. But let me
hip you, hay Seeds to the cold hard truth. Just
like our kids, our movies, our food, our whole damn
way of life, the auto world has been deluded to
a pansy fied, politically correct four cylinder puke fest and
(36:43):
the final indignation, the ultimate kick in the cajones, the
pitiful steak in the heart of the last bastion of
top gear testosterone.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
The electric car. God help us.
Speaker 12 (36:59):
Any of the real American mail. There's no substitute for
going to the pump, taking that long, hard, shiny nozzle
and burying it deep in your baby's tank, giving her
a steady stream of high octane love that'll keep her purring.
Like Kim Kardashian at the be eth Awards.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Now, America's new crop a half men sip their latte
pinky extended while they plugged their Tesla into charge so
they can reach a top speed of forty five heart
pounding miles an hour for ten whole miles. Good for you, princess.
I'll remember to leave the seat down for you.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
All.
Speaker 12 (37:40):
You formerly manly car companies need to take those peppermint
panties off your candy ass and start making real cars again.
Stop marketing cars the guys who use the women's room.
Make American cars great again. Make cars with names like oh,
I don't know, test Toasterrosa, the all new Ultra Viking
(38:03):
in Furnace Maximus, and my personal favorite, Gorilla Balls. Cars
we can drive proudly and feel confident when we pull
up to that girl in the corner, you know, the
one that bleachs blonde with a tear in her fishnets,
a bad case of mattress head and a pierced front tooth,
smoking a cigar and humming freebird and don't worry should get.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
In the car.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Oh dear, look at the time, seems like I've gone
on along again.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Puff crap and you're welcome until next time.
Speaker 12 (38:38):
This is tank Hogarth stops sucking America.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Jean Boy and Dilly Gota Flow that card out you credit.
There's a neighborhood. There's ain't no residential district. Good morning radio,
don't right, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(39:29):
Here's that call. Good morning, big show.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Well, good morning John Boy and Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends. After in radio land, it
says the Reverend Billy Ray Collins, come and tell you
from the Sword of Joshua, Independent full gospel pennecostal assembly
just off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well,
summertimes here again. The kiddies is out of school and
(39:56):
most of them is home by the cellf all day.
That's right, miss modern mommy. We know you's awful busy
running around in your little pants suit trying to make
it in the business world. That don't hardly leave no
time for frivolous mess like looking after your younguns, does it. Oh,
that's all right, don't worry. They'll be fine. They got
(40:19):
their own electronic babysitter. The modern, secular, moral, relativistic, borderline
homosexual American media standing by to fill up that empty
space in their heads. Gone to your little working woman job.
Bobby and Susie'll be finding their home soaking up eight
hours of educational television programs like Old SpongeBob, Queer Pants,
(40:45):
Monkey of the Vampire, Slanger, and Celebrity Drunkards playing pokers.
Maybe they'll get real lucky and run up on one
of them all day Beavis and butt Hoole. Or maybe
they'll hook up one of them him three players up
to their head and pump their brain full of inspiring
spiritual music from great moral teachers like Madonner and Christine
(41:10):
Alligator and the Blank Eyed Peas and Queen Levitra and
Osey Osman and at Bunch. If MTV has to raise
your youngins for you, ell I reckon, that's a small
price to pay. So you and you husband there can
afford to have two cars and three four TV sets
(41:30):
and a cabinet full of Alkey Hall in Europe the
room like everybody else in the subdivision. Ah, you say,
hold on their preacher, That ain't what I want it all.
Ain't there nothing I can do to keep the devil
away from a youngins this summer? Yes there is, friends,
Sign them up now for the two thousand and five
(41:51):
edition of the Sword of Joshua. Independent Photo Gospel Penecostal
Assembly Vacaitian Bible School. Our guest team this year is
doctor gay Lord McGinley from the Mountain Nebo Independent Full
Gospel Pentecostal Day School and Bible Institute in Gobblers nob Alabama.
(42:11):
Doctor mcginley'll bring a daily message from in the no
nonsense style. It's sure to get their attention. In other words,
he ain't afraid to whoop the dog. Got any boble
to start cutting up as right friends around here this week,
more than the Bible is liable to get thumped, if
you know what. Our five day curriculum includes a nurishing
(42:34):
lunch of Graham crackers and pineapple juice, plus a genuine
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(42:59):
nine three twenty six thirty six. That's one eight hundred
lewis amen. Here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from running
in this time to turn so you don't burn John
Boyn Billy y'all keep them straight up.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Good morning, You got the big show on already, more
chances for you to win.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (43:25):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 8 (43:44):
Mama, Good morning, it's a week showing the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Wednesday morning, July twenty third. Tell you about Robert Earl
Keene and friends applause for the cause, doing some concert
to raise some funds for the Texas floods. That was
telling you about Robert Earl supposed to play right there
in Kerrville on July fourth, and then it happened, luods Kine,
(44:42):
so he is back that he has gathered his friends,
talented compodraised, secured a venue for a date for a
one night only fundraising event. It's gonna be August twenty
eighth at the Whitewater Amphitheater that's outside of you. Brownfrows
the Brownfels, Texas. You'll figure out how I'm mispronouncing that. Okay,
(45:06):
uh So, Robert Earl gonna be there with Tyler Childers, Lone,
Miranda Lambert, John Randall, Jack Ingram Cross, Canadian Ragweed Bamman,
The Good Randy Rogers, Ryan Bingham, Ray Wiley Hubbard, and
many many more. So Robert's webpot page will link you
to the ticket side Robert Earl Keene dot com and
(45:30):
they'll see the banner at the top of the page
and then the cycle to donate page. If you're not
gonna be able to make the show, but you would
like to donate and help our friends in Texas. Robert
Earl Keene dot com. We want to put it up
on our side as well too, so you can get
get animate down there to do that for us at
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