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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
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By This is Spanjordy arts in.
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All today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
The rooster says, Coga doodle doo in America. In France,
say to our reaching out and touching an intern, When
didn't we learn?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
The rooster says, it was just.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A little sexier when when she.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's how I heard it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We heard it that way.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh well, let's enjoy our home day morning here on
July the thirtieth National Climb, a Mountain Day, National Father
in Law Day, appreciate your father laws please, National Cheesecake Day,
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National Whistleblower Day. Oh right, none of your favorite referees.
How many of y'all remember the name of a referee
from your high school basketball days? I didn't play, Jackie,
you would be the only other one in here that
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played organized basketball.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
But he meant you I cannot remember.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Dear, did you have a favorite ref man.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I cannot remember the I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Me, and but yeah, this is wild that we do. Wally.
We remember one Wally. We we loved Wally.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We would pick on him and we would make signs
when he would come. And he said, yo, God, you
can't have signs welcoming a referee to your basketball, your
gram high school basketball game.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
People get the wrong idea, so it doesn't realize we're
picking on you said, no, I don't do that anyway.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
You know that must be it must be a guy thing,
because everywhere we go, David'll point out a referee and say,
he used to call when I was playing ball.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
How do you know? Because he's blind?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, so good, all right, So I don't remember Hell.
I don't know Wally. Hey, Wally, shout out the coach,
tal job, thanks and coaches, you know, very special parts
in your life.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
If you look back, did you remember any coaches? It
had a very special.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
I remember several. I remember miss Bhan and if you're listening,
she was a female lady. I think she was the
first female coach that I had. She was real cool.
I really liked her. And there was our first black
female coach was Pat I can't remember her last name,
but I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody liked her. And
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my sister and I, Brenda and I were on the
basketball team.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She was mean.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
She made you run suicides and things of that. Native workout,
we walk. We were hot because we were good. We
didn't need that much practice. We come home and our
father has invited this woman to our house for dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We were hot.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
He heard us complaining at home, and Daddy was just
that kind of yeah. He brought her in and after
that we were like, Okay, well she ain't so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well here she is today. About Jackie's daddy. Jack He
ran that neighborhood. People would come to him.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Our father had he had a key to our elementary
school so that on the Weekendsdale could go over there
and shoot ball.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No kid.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
He was a great guy. He would be in here
on a chair and I'd have to say, Dad, I'm working,
You're gonna have to go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I want to those shout out coach tal job. He
was a coach when I was playing middle school ball,
and I wouldn't have made it till the ninth grade
because my grades were so bad. When I was in
the eighth grade. I know you say some of my
whole report card. So yeah, so he said, look, you
can't hold him back.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
He can do it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just he said, Johnny try, I said, okay, coach, and
I made good grades my ninth grade year in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So yeah, so he knew no different, Joe, that's.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Neat writing a note.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Just tell him to try excellent advice.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All right, So well good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I hope maybe you remember some of your coaches may
even reach out to him today. All right, we're all
away now for sure, big shows on a radio. Good morning,
I got the big show on the radio. First prize
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can county change back from a dollar.
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Up to his day, see not accurately.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
But.
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So one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
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our three dates in history where we got our categories.
It was July thirtieth, nineteen seventy four. America's top advocate
of natural food, sixty three year old Yule Gibbons the.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Clothes he had an ulcer.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The author of Stalking the Wild Asparagus said he had
taken too many aspirins for arth riders. Remember back in
our day, we're talk about high school in nineteen seventy four, Yeah,
I graduated. Yule Givens had a commercial on TV. Have
you ever eaten a tree? Yep, you'll find many of
the parts of the was.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It the pine tree?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Pine tree in edible? It was a commercial for grape
nuts cereal. Really, I'll never figured out out if you've
ever had grape nuts it tastes like a pine tree.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You will have me going down tasting trees, isn't it. Yeah?
About that? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, let's move up to twenty twenty one. It was
recorded that one of one hundred and sixty nine Americans
was employed by Amazon. Walmart was still the largest, employing
one in one hundred.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
How about that, right, subur Amazon has a whole lot
of robots working for them now, ah right, Yeah, they
are on track to let robots outnumber humans in their warehousing.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Y're okay with that?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man? Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, finally, on this date in twenty twenty four, one
year ago today, a mob of up to three hundred
people rioted in Southport, England, injuring fifty police officers. All
calls by misinformation on social media in the wake of
a knife attack of a children's dance event.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wow, y'all remember.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That it's just a year ago. I don't remember if
youthing about that habit. Social said it was and it wasn't,
and they went and fought.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, odd mentality, everybody riled up.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They all don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, let's let's talk about social media. We won't have
to figure the rest of that out. So one eight
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And I tried win Uppers. Let's play Uppers. It's the
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The prizes from the.
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Big prize being Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun.
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you love the best time, you love a big shots.
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we have shots.
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What morning, Dreyson. How's a boy?
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I'm pretty good about you?
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We okay?
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Man?
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All right, boy, Well let's get you through these three categories.
And your bull's not on the way down to Huntsville.
Here we go five seconds, Drayson. We need three medicines
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A friend, Ibuprofriend and oxy coating.
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Now give us three big US companies ready to.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Go, Amazon, Walbar and Apple.
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And now for the win. Three things you see on
social media ready.
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To go fake news, dancing and cat videos.
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And there, guys, you gotta handle on it.
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And your boss not headed down to Huntsville, dre congratulations
by boy.
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All right, thanks sir, good morning, say you might.
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It's the bottom of the hour.
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Here come the top of your news on the other side,
where remembering Rayfort with a raise, good morning. To make
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sure it's on the radio. Somebody says you're playing possum.
How do you react to that? Well, here's Robert D.
Rayford to tell.
Speaker 14 (11:44):
Yeah, I'm sure you've heard that before. You're just playing
possum means you're just acting like you're asleep. Bossom feels threatening.
He just sort of rolls over there and acts like
he's dead or asleep.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Whether you call it.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
A possum or oh possum, we have plenty of them
around here, still them as road kill. One got onto
the subway in Manhattan recently, crouching under a seat. Passengers
thought it was a really big rat. You know, I
like all animals, but a possum is not one of
my favorites. Many people find possum's repellent. Possum fobes shudder
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at the scaly tail and elongated snout, which is full
of teeth. The fifty teeth more than any other North
American mammal has are kind of horrifying, says Constant Casey,
who writes the species column in Landscape Architecture magazine. Possums
are worthy of our attention though. Not only do they
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rarely get raybes, but possums are virtually immune the snake venom.
Didn't know that they eat rattlesnakes, something in their blood
detoxified pit y per venom. The life is short, usually
two years for the individual possum. The Greater possum family
has survived for many millions of years. Possums crossed into
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North America three million years ago when the Panama Closed
came together. They're still on the move, and they farther
north they travel, the closer they stick to human environments.
At the northern end of their range. Possums are more
likely to be found in towns and cities than in
the woods. Could be the food in the garbage, could
be the human generated heat. We're going to be seeing
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them up close more often, though, that's for sure. Possum
or oh possum not a very lovable creature to look
at anyway. Whoever had a pet possum?
Speaker 13 (13:31):
Not me?
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July thirty.
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Tentertainment News in minutes. But first we learned I was
on this date. In twenty twenty one, it was a
record or that one out of one hundred and sixty
nine Americans was employed by Amazon. One of the largest
still Walmart employing one in one hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And you see roll lot song about Walmart.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Like the headhead goes, peopull are strange when you're at Walmart.
Speaker 18 (18:22):
When you're at Walmart, the weirdos come out. I just
went in to get me a six pack. A chick
with a beard had her junk hanging out. Ain't that strange?
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Wall lighting?
Speaker 13 (18:37):
Probably insane, so damn strange. Look like she's hit by train,
plumb deranged, fright her brain.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Now she's strange.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Doo.
Speaker 18 (18:54):
I got people are strange when you go to Walmart.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Where in a thought turn back ways around. Two fat
girls fighting over a cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
A man ballerina just dancing around.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Then, when I was a kid, I used to have
to pay to see this at the County Fair. Guy
with a lizard on his head, three year old.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Girl in a Madonna outfit.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
A big girl scratching her butt, cracking the produce section.
H against that, no bad, but it's strange. Cuban and
a gone down the drain cause You're strange, ain't you all?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
God?
Speaker 13 (19:36):
Any shame? You're too strange? You got made. That's real strange.
It's like Twilight Zold for trailer park folks in here.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh my, what have we here?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
A seven foot share impersonator with fake boobs on her
back jack button? Oh man, when the strange peeing right
in the floor range, Then you're strange. You keep screaming,
Rick Flair slave, whoa cut?
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You're strange. You're so strange, man, you're strange.
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I'm glad, I'm normal.
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tay Taylor News. Here's our girl, Marcy Taytor Mora.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
Why thank you for saving some words for me. So
there was a lot of celebrity passings in the last week,
and they were happening so quickly, and then we were
able to touch base on them just briefly. But let's
just go through the list real quick. So Ozzy Osbourne
and then and the tributes are still rolling in for
Ozzie was seventy six years old. His death comes about
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two weeks after his farewell show in the United Kingdom.
So yeah, so he it is. It's hit the rock
world pretty pretty, pretty hard, pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
So well, the kind of saw it coming.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Yeah, I guess they was a parking.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Related to that applications due to mar.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
You know, he was fired from Black Sabbath in nineteen
seventy nine. That's when he went solo, and his nineteen
eighty solo debut, Blizzard of Oz, sold over four million copies.
Back he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame in two thousand and five as a member
of Black Sabbath, and he was inducted as a solo
artist in twenty twenty four. And yes, he was diagnosed
with Parkinson's disease in early twenty twenty and just some
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health issues at one after another.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
His wife Sharon said that the last five years he
was in excruciating pain every day.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
And he'd had a lot of surgeries too. He had
had a bad like ATV wreck or something along the lines.
And ah So anyway, also wrestling Great Hull Cogan. You've
all seen the news on hul Cogan. TMC reported that
he died at his home in Florida of cardiac arrest.
So there were rumors floating around that he was in
failing health, but his wife Sky had debunked those and
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other close friends of his said that no, he wasn't
in a coma.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, that guy started by a DJ Bubba the Love
Sponge Shoo who said he had knowledge of but he didn't.
But then when when Hawk died a few days after that,
it made him look like he was on the inside,
but he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The family says, no, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
And the Hulk was seventy one and he has a
birthday coming up.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like in this week, Jackie was in touch with the
nature boy.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Rick Flair, and oh yeah they were Flair. Yeah, he's
he's having art taking that hard.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Yeah, always when your buddies. Yeah, we're getting to that age.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I remember I told you I got the mate hook.
Nate introduced me to him when when back when Rick
owned golds Gym, Charlotte was up for the parents in
the office. He was just a real nice I mean in.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Person, a gentle, giant gentle.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, really was he s can be said for Rick
Flair both.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I mean they were just teddy bears of people.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
He was a twelve time world heavyweight champion and Hulkamania.
I mean you can ask that even the young kids,
they know Comania.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
He really took the wrestling deal to worldwide thing really did.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Tragically, Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played THEO on The Cosby Show,
was was killed. He drowned off the coast of Costa Rica.
The undercurrents or the strong riptide rip currents.
Speaker 15 (24:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
We were wondering if that was do you know, was
it around her Mosa Beach? Was it on the Pacific side?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
He was Uh, they said It occurred at Playa Grande.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
It's an area known for its riptides, and they were
there were several people that got rescued at the same
time that he drowned.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
In fact, one of his children.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
His eight year old daughter, a surfer, actually was able
to get to her and paddle her back to shore.
They did also were able to pull Malcolm out, but
and and worked for forty five minutes and couldn't. They
said that there's no official lifeguards on duty, and the
local volunteers cited a lack of funding and government support
for consistent beach patrols. I guess to put off the signs.
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Let you know that what the water is doing.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Down there, it's always big waves.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
They had the World Surfing Tournament. Yeah, well that's what
draws people live.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Yeah. And the last one I want to let you
know about is Chuck MANGIONI.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
It was eighty four years old, the jazz trumpeter uh
and uh yeah. He co led the Jazz Brothers with
his brother Gap and he had a solo career in
nineteen seventy he was a two time Grammy winner.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
And he had a resurgence and popularity in a late
late nineties and in two thousand and three playing a
cartoon version of himself on King.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Of the Hill.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Right, So for those of you who didn't know he
did jazz trumpet in the seventies, you know him from
King of the Hill.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
This has been another episode of bummer.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yeah, and also have to let you know that your
friend of the show, Sandy Pinkard.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Sandy of Pinkered and Bowden, passed away and he was seventy.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Seventy eight years old. Has to wait home. That's all
the details I know about that.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But yeah, you've got a high note.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Han, Hey, Ellen DeGeneres moved to the UK because of
Trump and it's not coming back.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
That is a good high.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Though, because her ears are so big, she could probably
fly back.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh wow, all right, you know it's an observation.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm sorry that picture is burnt in my head, but
justin't never come back.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, they're else like her ole pixy haircut. You're right,
it is a I guess.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
The butch dude haircut kind of makes them look like
that is she the husband.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I don't know how to by the haircut.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
You I don't know, I haven't I haven't asked her,
but Porscha definitely her wife dresses up more, if that's
what you're asking. Porsche does more of the gowns and
the makeup and the long hair. And if that's what
you're asking, and Ellen's more.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I guess you have to be in those roles correct
these days and time.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh, he's afraid HR is gonna call him in for
another meeting.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Look at him, scaredy cat. I did not answer my
phone for another week.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
This has been another learning subject.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Ellen's big ears all of a sudden, I'm the bad guy.
All right, Well, thank you very much for that report. Here,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
We found out those little things all over America have
different names. In organ they're called turtles, Texans call them buttons.
They are officially named bots dots. And this is what
they were used.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
For for Ellen to hear.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Highway lane markers and what they are.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It turns out that their supposed calls around a buck each,
but you gotta glue them down individually, it comes out
to twelve dollars each. Instead of lasting ten years, they
last two years.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, so good work, This has been another episode of.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Hi, y'all, Let's play Today's John Boy Jeopardy. With over
four hundred movies and TV shows based on his writings,
The Guinness Book of World Records lists this famous author
as the world's most filmed author ever.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Ooh, who is alfredy Newman.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
All the Mad Magazine Now for no like the way
you think what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line We've laid John Boy jepardin next.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeh more than.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday
ham Day, July thirtieth at our future track from the
Big Show, Big Box. Colonel Hansen's turd polish It really works.
Keywords polished when you hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot COmON Now let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It's Conboy and now your host.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
His guest for the world's most filmed author ever is
whoever keeps writing those damn Fast and Furious movies?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Peace as I hate a Norm out of Coburn, Virginia.
Good morning, Norm, Good morning hell nobody, Norm. You got
the first shot at it this morning. So it's over
four hundred movies and TV shows that are based on
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his writings. Give us Book of World Records list of
this famous author as the world's most filmed author ever.
Speaker 12 (30:28):
What you say, Norm, Albert Hitchcock.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Alford Hitchcock, I don't know that Arthur, I mean, was
the name write any books?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
He probably did some writing, but he was more famous
for being a director.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, Alfred who suspense?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Well, Norm, we appreciate you playing buddy, Try again down
the line?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All right?
Speaker 12 (30:54):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You sure can give.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
A shout out to my beautiful wife forty six years,
my two children, my twelve grandchildren, and my cousin who's
running a doger stripping that coal and mark as goofy
French terterm hollering that cold may keeping the lights on.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
We love you, oh, normoppreciate you and yours man. Proud
to have y' all listen. You have a great rest
of your day.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
My boy. Well, let's go to Matt. He's in wife
Phil Virginia.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Good morning, Matt, Good morning, how are you man?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We're all good Matten.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
If the fellow Virginia Norm was guessing out Forred Hitchcock
and that ain't right?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Who you think is the world of filmed author.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I'd say, William Shakespeare.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Wow, Well that is a famous author, is it, Oh,
Willie say yeah, way to go man.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I hope some of your teachers are listening being impressed
with your knowledge.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
William Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, absolutely, glad you hang on, buddy, Jackie, hook you
up with your big old Berntee County Peanuts Price Pact.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Days.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
I playing brother.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
I appreciate you, got Ton.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's the way I like it.
Speaker 19 (32:31):
I like On the other side, this is the award
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winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export.
Speaker 16 (33:23):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Arrangement.
As our story opens, Frank Feasley and his daughter Elizabeth
are having lunch in the private dining hall at Bendick
Bendix International Industry.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
This is the loudest cafeteria. Oh, honey, the nicest cafeteria
I've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
It's not a cafeteria, Dad, it's a dining hall.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Look at all the wood panley. Your boss is a
regular Donald Trump.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
Dad.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I need to talk about something important, very important.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
By away, my little snogoguls.
Speaker 15 (34:04):
Dad.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
You've never been one to, you know, being around the bush.
So if something's on your mind. You always get straight
to the point, So that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, what's up, sweetness, Dad.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I'm pregnant. Pregnant doctor says I'm about ten or twelve weeks.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Ooh, okay, who was it?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'll bet it's a sneaky little trip called Well. He
always was a little bit too chatty for my taste. Hey,
mister c how's it going? What a snake?
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Dad?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
No, no trip, and I broke up way before Christmas.
I haven't seen him in months, so it's not trip.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
A good afternoon.
Speaker 13 (34:39):
May I join you, folks?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Dad? This is my boss, mister Bendix.
Speaker 13 (34:43):
William J. Bendix. A pleasure to bait you, sir, you too,
this is this is quite a place.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
You've got here.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
Well, as they say, if you got it, flown it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Mister Bendix.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I don't mean to be rude, but my daughter and
I were just having a a private con.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
Yes, I am, shall we say, intimately involved in the details, Lissie,
you told your.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Boss, well, well he already knew.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Mister Feesley, I am the father of the child in question.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
You are why all you need to hear what he
has to say?
Speaker 13 (35:18):
Louis stealing my whyye on it, mister Feesley, Your daughter
has been my personal assistant for six months now. She's
an amazing young woman, not only lovely, but poised and intelligent,
far behind beyond her years. I'm sorry those were her ankles.
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She has become is this thing off. She has become
an essential part of this company in a very short time.
On May fifteenth, with her help, I closed the deal
to buy out my primary competitor, a move which will
ensure the success of this company for years to come.
And as you know, May fifteenth had a further significance
on your daughter's life. It was her twenty fourth birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, yes, this is going somewhere.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
Indeed, it is a second since those two big events
happened on the same day. I invited your daughter to
have a quick drink after work. To celebrate quick drink huh,
A bottle of vintage wine led to a five star
meal at the city's finest restaurant. I fear my judgment
was clouded by the alcohol. I invited your daughter to
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my private apartment at the company tower. One thing led
to another, and today we find ourselves here. You know
which is better? Than the way we found ourselves there.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I don't want to picture that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
No, I want to break the leg off this table
and beat your brains out with it.
Speaker 13 (36:41):
Yes, a punishment I would richly deserve. But I would
like to propose an alternative scenario if I may, and
the arrangement. You're not gonna weasel your way out of this,
you jerk, I assure you that is not my intention.
Mister Feesley, your daughter has told me she intends to
have the baby and raise it as her own, much
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the way Tarzan was rescued by the names.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
If you've not.
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Seen that movie, I would highly suggest it. She also
tells me she has no interest in marrying me, which
I am.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Quite relieved that he's right.
Speaker 13 (37:15):
But since I bear responsibility for this situation, here is
my proposed arrangement. Upon the birth of the but now
just hear me out. Upon the birth of the baby,
I will open a private bank account in the name
of your daughter and the child. Into that account, I
will make a one time cash deposit of fifteen million dollars,
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enough to care for both mother and child for the rest.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Of their lives. Fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
Yes, and in the event twins are born, I would
deposit fifteen million into each of two separate accounts. I
know this won't undo the damage I've done, but I'm
committed to doing the right thing. Well, there is one
other detail that you seem to be a hard sell.
I want to get out of this without getting my
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ass kicks. Let me throw this on the table. Pregnancy
can be fraud with difficulties. Even in the best of circumstances,
which means there is you, there is always the possibility
of a medical problem that could lead to complications, something
that would cause your daughter to lose the baby. I
am prepared to make an accommodation to your daughter even
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if no child ends up being born. Not quite sure
what that might be. Do you have any ideas well?
You could always ask her out for drinks after work again.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (38:41):
Do you hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 13 (38:44):
If you'd like to double down, you glad to have
a throw with your old lady.
Speaker 16 (38:49):
Tune in again next time, or we'll hear the crusty
old Lamas coach say.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Hush hush, hush, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
And Billy Hell, Yeah, Boy, good morning radio, dumb right,
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good morning baby.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh bothers the realm and go take that mic right there.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
That's it. That's all.
Speaker 20 (39:53):
John Boy, Randy Jackie, what up.
Speaker 15 (39:58):
Told me to talk to the hand. It's that's the
biggest hand.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I am so.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
Y'all wasn't kidding, Listen.
Speaker 20 (40:05):
Said, Now you know we had her death in the
congregation last week.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Miss Minni man Sanders died. She's a lovely woman. She
became a close friend of the sincere family over the
years too.
Speaker 20 (40:15):
So I thought it'd be a nice jesture if my
wife and I had a large floor arrangement from the
two of us delivered for the service. So told the
wife and said, go down and get the biggest.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Arrangement you can find. Make it white lilies. Those are
Miss Minni's favorite.
Speaker 20 (40:28):
Flower, okay, and giving her with a big white ribbon
on it, and all the ribbon put rest in peace
on both sides, and if you can squeeze.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
It in, we shall meet again in heaven. Now you know,
Miss sin seals memory. It ain't quest sharp as.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
He used to be.
Speaker 20 (40:42):
I said, now you write that down so you don't
forget her, honey, she said, don't worry, I got it.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
I got it right. Well, missus Sales went to the
floors in order to arrange.
Speaker 20 (40:49):
The next day, I came into the sanctuary. Dad was
in front of the church, the biggest, most beautiful arrangement
of white lilies you ever seen in your life, and
one of the longest white ribs when you have a
scene in your life.
Speaker 15 (41:01):
Attached to it. Ribbon must have been ten f Laura.
I said, what in the world? And then I got
a little bit closer I could see why it was
so long on the ribbon.
Speaker 20 (41:09):
In big gold letters, it said rest in peace on
both sides, and if you can squeeze in, we shall
meet again.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
And he.
Speaker 15 (41:18):
You know, I gotta quit.
Speaker 21 (41:19):
Send wait, I can told you I went out to
double but speak.
Speaker 20 (41:25):
Of the messages getting mangled in the transmission ladies and German.
Speaker 15 (41:29):
Hell, he's good job.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Bought one dubbin to the other, Yeah, dubbed.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Jacket.
Speaker 21 (41:37):
Shall boys do it? I'll tell you what this is. Oh,
I'm glad you got the rib shot because she cad David.
This is sent in by Big Show. Listen to me
to get over you already, you know, Jeff fox Worthy
our buddy, hoy, you tell for your red dad, by
the way, I made a hundred, but here we got.
You might be a Southern Baptist. If you think God's
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presence is always strongest on the back.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Three pews, you may beach that wasn't.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Much to you as it was John Boyd Ready, Jill.
Speaker 21 (42:13):
If you think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention,
you might be so. If you judge the quality of
a servant by the amount of sweat worked up by
the preacher.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
You smite me.
Speaker 21 (42:28):
If your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
If you.
Speaker 21 (42:35):
Honestly believe the Apostle Paul spoke King James Eaglis, if
you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers,
if you think preachers who wear robes are in cahoots
with the Communists.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
If you judge the quality of.
Speaker 21 (42:52):
A service by the length of the service, and if
you ever wake up in the middle of the night
craved fried chick and interpret that feeling as a call
to preach, you might be a Southern Baptist and said
we're talking about we have we got.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
The Big show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I ain't gotten the gaze
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
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More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports.
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All today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
The rooster says, Coga doodle doo in America. In France,
say to our reaching out and touching an intern, When
didn't we learn?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
The rooster says, it was just.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A little sexier when when she.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's how I heard it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
We heard it that way.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Oh well, let's enjoy our home day morning here on
July the thirtieth National Climb, a Mountain Day, National Father
in Law Day, appreciate your father laws please, National Cheesecake Day,
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National Whistleblower Day. Oh right, none of your favorite referees.
How many of y'all remember the name of a referee
from your high school basketball days? I didn't play, Jackie,
you would be the only other one in here that
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played organized basketball.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
But he meant you I cannot remember.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Dear, did you have a favorite ref man.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I cannot remember the I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Me, and but yeah, this is wild that we do. Wally.
We remember one Wally. We we loved Wally.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We would pick on him and we would make signs
when he would come. And he said, yo, God, you
can't have signs welcoming a referee to your basketball, your
gram high school basketball game.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
People get the wrong idea, so it doesn't realize we're
picking on you said, no, I don't do that anyway.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
You know that must be it must be a guy thing,
because everywhere we go, David'll point out a referee and say,
he used to call when I was playing ball.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
How do you know? Because he's blind?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well, so good, all right, So I don't remember Hell.
I don't know Wally. Hey, Wally, shout out the coach,
tal job, thanks and coaches, you know, very special parts
in your life.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
If you look back, did you remember any coaches? It
had a very special.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
I remember several. I remember miss Bhan and if you're listening,
she was a female lady. I think she was the
first female coach that I had. She was real cool.
I really liked her. And there was our first black
female coach was Pat I can't remember her last name,
but I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody liked her. And
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my sister and I, Brenda and I were on the
basketball team.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She was mean.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
She made you run suicides and things of that. Native workout,
we walk. We were hot because we were good. We
didn't need that much practice. We come home and our
father has invited this woman to our house for dinner.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
We were hot.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
He heard us complaining at home, and Daddy was just
that kind of yeah. He brought her in and after
that we were like, Okay, well she ain't so bad.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Well here she is today. About Jackie's daddy. Jack He
ran that neighborhood. People would come to him.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Our father had he had a key to our elementary
school so that on the Weekendsdale could go over there
and shoot ball.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
No kid.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
He was a great guy. He would be in here
on a chair and I'd have to say, Dad, I'm working,
You're gonna have to go.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I want to those shout out coach tal job. He
was a coach when I was playing middle school ball,
and I wouldn't have made it till the ninth grade
because my grades were so bad. When I was in
the eighth grade. I know you say some of my
whole report card. So yeah, so he said, look, you
can't hold him back.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
He can do it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Just he said, Johnny try, I said, okay, coach, and
I made good grades my ninth grade year in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
So yeah, so he knew no different, Joe, that's.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Neat writing a note.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Just tell him to try excellent advice.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All right, So well good.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I hope maybe you remember some of your coaches may
even reach out to him today. All right, we're all
away now for sure, big shows on a radio. Good morning,
I got the big show on the radio. First prize
pack is one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot
cleaning products made in the USA. I tried in math
class my ninth grade year. I took consumer math. I
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can county change back from a dollar.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Up to his day, see not accurately.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
But.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
ready to be won. Let's get you ready. We do
our three dates in history where we got our categories.
It was July thirtieth, nineteen seventy four. America's top advocate
of natural food, sixty three year old Yule Gibbons the.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Clothes he had an ulcer.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
The author of Stalking the Wild Asparagus said he had
taken too many aspirins for arth riders. Remember back in
our day, we're talk about high school in nineteen seventy four, Yeah,
I graduated. Yule Givens had a commercial on TV. Have
you ever eaten a tree? Yep, you'll find many of
the parts of the was.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
It the pine tree?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Pine tree in edible? It was a commercial for grape
nuts cereal. Really, I'll never figured out out if you've
ever had grape nuts it tastes like a pine tree.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
You will have me going down tasting trees, isn't it. Yeah?
About that? All right?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, let's move up to twenty twenty one. It was
recorded that one of one hundred and sixty nine Americans
was employed by Amazon. Walmart was still the largest, employing
one in one hundred.
Speaker 10 (07:08):
How about that, right, subur Amazon has a whole lot
of robots working for them now, ah right, Yeah, they
are on track to let robots outnumber humans in their warehousing.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Y're okay with that?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man? Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Well, finally, on this date in twenty twenty four, one
year ago today, a mob of up to three hundred
people rioted in Southport, England, injuring fifty police officers. All
calls by misinformation on social media in the wake of
a knife attack of a children's dance event.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Wow, y'all remember.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That it's just a year ago. I don't remember if
youthing about that habit. Social said it was and it wasn't,
and they went and fought.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Yeah, odd mentality, everybody riled up.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
They all don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well, let's let's talk about social media. We won't have
to figure the rest of that out. So one eight
hundred Big shows you told free line we play outbursts next.
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Good Morning, it's a big show on the radio. We'll
humming to your hump day. Our future track from the
Big Show, Big Box, Colonel Hanson's turn.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Polish for keywords.
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Polish at the Big Box, at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
And I tried win Uppers. Let's play Uppers. It's the
game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy to give.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
The prizes from the.
Speaker 9 (09:05):
Big prize being Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 9 (09:14):
When you're playing uppers, having urry up and guess time
you love the best time, you love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Let's say, hey, the Drason from Huntsville, I love Bamma,
we have shots.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
What morning, Dreyson. How's a boy?
Speaker 11 (09:42):
I'm pretty good about you?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
We okay?
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Man?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
All right, boy, Well let's get you through these three categories.
And your bull's not on the way down to Huntsville.
Here we go five seconds, Drayson. We need three medicines
you take for pain, Ready to go.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
A friend, Ibuprofriend and oxy coating.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Now give us three big US companies ready to.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Go, Amazon, Walbar and Apple.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
And now for the win. Three things you see on
social media ready.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
To go fake news, dancing and cat videos.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And there, guys, you gotta handle on it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And your boss not headed down to Huntsville, dre congratulations
by boy.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
All right, thanks sir, good morning, say you might.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Here come the top of your news on the other side,
where remembering Rayfort with a raise, good morning. To make
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sure it's on the radio. Somebody says you're playing possum.
How do you react to that? Well, here's Robert D.
Rayford to tell.
Speaker 14 (11:44):
Yeah, I'm sure you've heard that before. You're just playing
possum means you're just acting like you're asleep. Bossom feels threatening.
He just sort of rolls over there and acts like
he's dead or asleep.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Whether you call it.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
A possum or oh possum, we have plenty of them
around here, still them as road kill. One got onto
the subway in Manhattan recently, crouching under a seat. Passengers
thought it was a really big rat. You know, I
like all animals, but a possum is not one of
my favorites. Many people find possum's repellent. Possum fobes shudder
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at the scaly tail and elongated snout, which is full
of teeth. The fifty teeth more than any other North
American mammal has are kind of horrifying, says Constant Casey,
who writes the species column in Landscape Architecture magazine. Possums
are worthy of our attention though. Not only do they
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rarely get raybes, but possums are virtually immune the snake venom.
Didn't know that they eat rattlesnakes, something in their blood
detoxified pit y per venom. The life is short, usually
two years for the individual possum. The Greater possum family
has survived for many millions of years. Possums crossed into
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North America three million years ago when the Panama Closed
came together. They're still on the move, and they farther
north they travel, the closer they stick to human environments.
At the northern end of their range. Possums are more
likely to be found in towns and cities than in
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or oh possum not a very lovable creature to look
at anyway. Whoever had a pet possum?
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Not me?
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July thirty.
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Tentertainment News in minutes. But first we learned I was
on this date. In twenty twenty one, it was a
record or that one out of one hundred and sixty
nine Americans was employed by Amazon. One of the largest
still Walmart employing one in one hundred.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And you see roll lot song about Walmart.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Like the headhead goes, peopull are strange when you're at Walmart.
Speaker 18 (18:22):
When you're at Walmart, the weirdos come out. I just
went in to get me a six pack. A chick
with a beard had her junk hanging out. Ain't that strange?
Speaker 8 (18:37):
Wall lighting?
Speaker 13 (18:37):
Probably insane, so damn strange. Look like she's hit by train,
plumb deranged, fright her brain.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Now she's strange.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Doo.
Speaker 18 (18:54):
I got people are strange when you go to Walmart.
Speaker 13 (18:58):
Where in a thought turn back ways around. Two fat
girls fighting over a cheesecake.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
A man ballerina just dancing around.
Speaker 13 (19:11):
Then, when I was a kid, I used to have
to pay to see this at the County Fair. Guy
with a lizard on his head, three year old.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Girl in a Madonna outfit.
Speaker 13 (19:19):
A big girl scratching her butt, cracking the produce section.
H against that, no bad, but it's strange. Cuban and
a gone down the drain cause You're strange, ain't you all?
Speaker 6 (19:35):
God?
Speaker 13 (19:36):
Any shame? You're too strange? You got made. That's real strange.
It's like Twilight Zold for trailer park folks in here.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh my, what have we here?
Speaker 13 (19:53):
A seven foot share impersonator with fake boobs on her
back jack button? Oh man, when the strange peeing right
in the floor range, Then you're strange. You keep screaming,
Rick Flair slave, whoa cut?
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You're strange. You're so strange, man, you're strange.
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I'm glad, I'm normal.
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Speaker 6 (21:18):
Why thank you for saving some words for me. So
there was a lot of celebrity passings in the last week,
and they were happening so quickly, and then we were
able to touch base on them just briefly. But let's
just go through the list real quick. So Ozzy Osbourne
and then and the tributes are still rolling in for
Ozzie was seventy six years old. His death comes about
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two weeks after his farewell show in the United Kingdom.
So yeah, so he it is. It's hit the rock
world pretty pretty, pretty hard, pretty hard.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
So well, the kind of saw it coming.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Yeah, I guess they was a parking.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Related to that applications due to mar.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
You know, he was fired from Black Sabbath in nineteen
seventy nine. That's when he went solo, and his nineteen
eighty solo debut, Blizzard of Oz, sold over four million copies.
Back he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame in two thousand and five as a member
of Black Sabbath, and he was inducted as a solo
artist in twenty twenty four. And yes, he was diagnosed
with Parkinson's disease in early twenty twenty and just some
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health issues at one after another.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
His wife Sharon said that the last five years he
was in excruciating pain every day.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
And he'd had a lot of surgeries too. He had
had a bad like ATV wreck or something along the lines.
And ah So anyway, also wrestling Great Hull Cogan. You've
all seen the news on hul Cogan. TMC reported that
he died at his home in Florida of cardiac arrest.
So there were rumors floating around that he was in
failing health, but his wife Sky had debunked those and
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other close friends of his said that no, he wasn't
in a coma.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, that guy started by a DJ Bubba the Love
Sponge Shoo who said he had knowledge of but he didn't.
But then when when Hawk died a few days after that,
it made him look like he was on the inside,
but he wasn't.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
The family says, no, we don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
And the Hulk was seventy one and he has a
birthday coming up.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like in this week, Jackie was in touch with the
nature boy.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Rick Flair, and oh yeah they were Flair. Yeah, he's
he's having art taking that hard.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Yeah, always when your buddies. Yeah, we're getting to that age.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
I remember I told you I got the mate hook.
Nate introduced me to him when when back when Rick
owned golds Gym, Charlotte was up for the parents in
the office. He was just a real nice I mean in.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Person, a gentle, giant gentle.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Yeah, really was he s can be said for Rick
Flair both.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I mean they were just teddy bears of people.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
He was a twelve time world heavyweight champion and Hulkamania.
I mean you can ask that even the young kids,
they know Comania.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
He really took the wrestling deal to worldwide thing really did.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Tragically, Malcolm Jamal Warner, who played THEO on The Cosby Show,
was was killed. He drowned off the coast of Costa Rica.
The undercurrents or the strong riptide rip currents.
Speaker 15 (24:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
We were wondering if that was do you know, was
it around her Mosa Beach? Was it on the Pacific side?
Speaker 6 (24:33):
He was Uh, they said It occurred at Playa Grande.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
It's an area known for its riptides, and they were
there were several people that got rescued at the same
time that he drowned.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
In fact, one of his children.
Speaker 6 (24:50):
His eight year old daughter, a surfer, actually was able
to get to her and paddle her back to shore.
They did also were able to pull Malcolm out, but
and and worked for forty five minutes and couldn't. They
said that there's no official lifeguards on duty, and the
local volunteers cited a lack of funding and government support
for consistent beach patrols. I guess to put off the signs.
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Let you know that what the water is doing.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Down there, it's always big waves.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
They had the World Surfing Tournament. Yeah, well that's what
draws people live.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
Yeah. And the last one I want to let you
know about is Chuck MANGIONI.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
It was eighty four years old, the jazz trumpeter uh
and uh yeah. He co led the Jazz Brothers with
his brother Gap and he had a solo career in
nineteen seventy he was a two time Grammy winner.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
And he had a resurgence and popularity in a late
late nineties and in two thousand and three playing a
cartoon version of himself on King.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Of the Hill.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
Right, So for those of you who didn't know he
did jazz trumpet in the seventies, you know him from
King of the Hill.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
This has been another episode of bummer.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
Yeah, and also have to let you know that your
friend of the show, Sandy Pinkard.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Sandy of Pinkered and Bowden, passed away and he was seventy.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Seventy eight years old. Has to wait home. That's all
the details I know about that.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But yeah, you've got a high note.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Han, Hey, Ellen DeGeneres moved to the UK because of
Trump and it's not coming back.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
That is a good high.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Though, because her ears are so big, she could probably
fly back.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh wow, all right, you know it's an observation.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm sorry that picture is burnt in my head, but
justin't never come back.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah, they're else like her ole pixy haircut. You're right,
it is a I guess.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
The butch dude haircut kind of makes them look like
that is she the husband.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I don't know how to by the haircut.
Speaker 6 (26:59):
You I don't know, I haven't I haven't asked her,
but Porscha definitely her wife dresses up more, if that's
what you're asking. Porsche does more of the gowns and
the makeup and the long hair. And if that's what
you're asking, and Ellen's more.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
I guess you have to be in those roles correct
these days and time.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh, he's afraid HR is gonna call him in for
another meeting.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Look at him, scaredy cat. I did not answer my
phone for another week.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
This has been another learning subject.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Ellen's big ears all of a sudden, I'm the bad guy.
All right, Well, thank you very much for that report. Here,
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
We found out those little things all over America have
different names. In organ they're called turtles, Texans call them buttons.
They are officially named bots dots. And this is what
they were used.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
For for Ellen to hear.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Highway lane markers and what they are.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
It turns out that their supposed calls around a buck each,
but you gotta glue them down individually, it comes out
to twelve dollars each. Instead of lasting ten years, they
last two years.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Okay, so good work, This has been another episode of.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Hi, y'all, Let's play Today's John Boy Jeopardy. With over
four hundred movies and TV shows based on his writings,
The Guinness Book of World Records lists this famous author
as the world's most filmed author ever.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Ooh, who is alfredy Newman.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
All the Mad Magazine Now for no like the way
you think what y'all got one eight hundred Big Show
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Yeh more than.
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It's Conboy and now your host.
Speaker 10 (29:50):
His guest for the world's most filmed author ever is
whoever keeps writing those damn Fast and Furious movies?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Peace as I hate a Norm out of Coburn, Virginia.
Good morning, Norm, Good morning hell nobody, Norm. You got
the first shot at it this morning. So it's over
four hundred movies and TV shows that are based on
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his writings. Give us Book of World Records list of
this famous author as the world's most filmed author ever.
Speaker 12 (30:28):
What you say, Norm, Albert Hitchcock.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Alford Hitchcock, I don't know that Arthur, I mean, was
the name write any books?
Speaker 4 (30:42):
He probably did some writing, but he was more famous
for being a director.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, Alfred who suspense?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Well, Norm, we appreciate you playing buddy, Try again down
the line?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
All right?
Speaker 12 (30:54):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
You sure can give.
Speaker 12 (30:58):
A shout out to my beautiful wife forty six years,
my two children, my twelve grandchildren, and my cousin who's
running a doger stripping that coal and mark as goofy
French terterm hollering that cold may keeping the lights on.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
We love you, oh, normoppreciate you and yours man. Proud
to have y' all listen. You have a great rest
of your day.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
My boy. Well, let's go to Matt. He's in wife
Phil Virginia.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Good morning, Matt, Good morning, how are you man?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We're all good Matten.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
If the fellow Virginia Norm was guessing out Forred Hitchcock
and that ain't right?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Who you think is the world of filmed author.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I'd say, William Shakespeare.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Wow, Well that is a famous author, is it, Oh,
Willie say yeah, way to go man.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I hope some of your teachers are listening being impressed
with your knowledge.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
William Shakespeare.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, absolutely, glad you hang on, buddy, Jackie, hook you
up with your big old Berntee County Peanuts Price Pact.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Days.
Speaker 11 (32:18):
I playing brother.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
I appreciate you, got Ton.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
That's the way I like it.
Speaker 19 (32:31):
I like On the other side, this is the award
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winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the South's number
one export.
Speaker 16 (33:23):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Arrangement.
As our story opens, Frank Feasley and his daughter Elizabeth
are having lunch in the private dining hall at Bendick
Bendix International Industry.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
This is the loudest cafeteria. Oh, honey, the nicest cafeteria
I've ever seen.
Speaker 6 (33:51):
It's not a cafeteria, Dad, it's a dining hall.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Look at all the wood panley. Your boss is a
regular Donald Trump.
Speaker 15 (33:58):
Dad.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
I need to talk about something important, very important.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
By away, my little snogoguls.
Speaker 15 (34:04):
Dad.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
You've never been one to, you know, being around the bush.
So if something's on your mind. You always get straight
to the point, So that's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, what's up, sweetness, Dad.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I'm pregnant. Pregnant doctor says I'm about ten or twelve weeks.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Ooh, okay, who was it?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'll bet it's a sneaky little trip called Well. He
always was a little bit too chatty for my taste. Hey,
mister c how's it going? What a snake?
Speaker 11 (34:31):
Dad?
Speaker 6 (34:32):
No, no trip, and I broke up way before Christmas.
I haven't seen him in months, so it's not trip.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
A good afternoon.
Speaker 13 (34:39):
May I join you, folks?
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Dad? This is my boss, mister Bendix.
Speaker 13 (34:43):
William J. Bendix. A pleasure to bait you, sir, you too,
this is this is quite a place.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
You've got here.
Speaker 13 (34:49):
Well, as they say, if you got it, flown it.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Mister Bendix.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
I don't mean to be rude, but my daughter and
I were just having a a private con.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
Yes, I am, shall we say, intimately involved in the details, Lissie,
you told your.
Speaker 6 (35:07):
Boss, well, well he already knew.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
Mister Feesley, I am the father of the child in question.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
You are why all you need to hear what he
has to say?
Speaker 13 (35:18):
Louis stealing my whyye on it, mister Feesley, Your daughter
has been my personal assistant for six months now. She's
an amazing young woman, not only lovely, but poised and intelligent,
far behind beyond her years. I'm sorry those were her ankles.
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She has become is this thing off. She has become
an essential part of this company in a very short time.
On May fifteenth, with her help, I closed the deal
to buy out my primary competitor, a move which will
ensure the success of this company for years to come.
And as you know, May fifteenth had a further significance
on your daughter's life. It was her twenty fourth birthday.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, yes, this is going somewhere.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
Indeed, it is a second since those two big events
happened on the same day. I invited your daughter to
have a quick drink after work. To celebrate quick drink huh,
A bottle of vintage wine led to a five star
meal at the city's finest restaurant. I fear my judgment
was clouded by the alcohol. I invited your daughter to
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my private apartment at the company tower. One thing led
to another, and today we find ourselves here. You know
which is better? Than the way we found ourselves there.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I don't want to picture that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
No, I want to break the leg off this table
and beat your brains out with it.
Speaker 13 (36:41):
Yes, a punishment I would richly deserve. But I would
like to propose an alternative scenario if I may, and
the arrangement. You're not gonna weasel your way out of this,
you jerk, I assure you that is not my intention.
Mister Feesley, your daughter has told me she intends to
have the baby and raise it as her own, much
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the way Tarzan was rescued by the names.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
If you've not.
Speaker 13 (37:06):
Seen that movie, I would highly suggest it. She also
tells me she has no interest in marrying me, which
I am.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Quite relieved that he's right.
Speaker 13 (37:15):
But since I bear responsibility for this situation, here is
my proposed arrangement. Upon the birth of the but now
just hear me out. Upon the birth of the baby,
I will open a private bank account in the name
of your daughter and the child. Into that account, I
will make a one time cash deposit of fifteen million dollars,
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enough to care for both mother and child for the rest.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Of their lives. Fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 13 (37:41):
Yes, and in the event twins are born, I would
deposit fifteen million into each of two separate accounts. I
know this won't undo the damage I've done, but I'm
committed to doing the right thing. Well, there is one
other detail that you seem to be a hard sell.
I want to get out of this without getting my
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ass kicks. Let me throw this on the table. Pregnancy
can be fraud with difficulties. Even in the best of circumstances,
which means there is you, there is always the possibility
of a medical problem that could lead to complications, something
that would cause your daughter to lose the baby. I
am prepared to make an accommodation to your daughter even
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if no child ends up being born. Not quite sure
what that might be. Do you have any ideas well?
You could always ask her out for drinks after work again.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (38:41):
Do you hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 13 (38:44):
If you'd like to double down, you glad to have
a throw with your old lady.
Speaker 16 (38:49):
Tune in again next time, or we'll hear the crusty
old Lamas coach say.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Hush hush, hush, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
And Billy Hell, Yeah, Boy, good morning radio, dumb right,
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good morning baby.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh bothers the realm and go take that mic right there.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
That's it. That's all.
Speaker 20 (39:53):
John Boy, Randy Jackie, what up.
Speaker 15 (39:58):
Told me to talk to the hand. It's that's the
biggest hand.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I am so.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
Y'all wasn't kidding, Listen.
Speaker 20 (40:05):
Said, Now you know we had her death in the
congregation last week.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Miss Minni man Sanders died. She's a lovely woman. She
became a close friend of the sincere family over the
years too.
Speaker 20 (40:15):
So I thought it'd be a nice jesture if my
wife and I had a large floor arrangement from the
two of us delivered for the service. So told the
wife and said, go down and get the biggest.
Speaker 15 (40:24):
Arrangement you can find. Make it white lilies. Those are
Miss Minni's favorite.
Speaker 20 (40:28):
Flower, okay, and giving her with a big white ribbon
on it, and all the ribbon put rest in peace
on both sides, and if you can squeeze.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
It in, we shall meet again in heaven. Now you know,
Miss sin seals memory. It ain't quest sharp as.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
He used to be.
Speaker 20 (40:42):
I said, now you write that down so you don't
forget her, honey, she said, don't worry, I got it.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
I got it right. Well, missus Sales went to the
floors in order to arrange.
Speaker 20 (40:49):
The next day, I came into the sanctuary. Dad was
in front of the church, the biggest, most beautiful arrangement
of white lilies you ever seen in your life, and
one of the longest white ribs when you have a
scene in your life.
Speaker 15 (41:01):
Attached to it. Ribbon must have been ten f Laura.
I said, what in the world? And then I got
a little bit closer I could see why it was
so long on the ribbon.
Speaker 20 (41:09):
In big gold letters, it said rest in peace on
both sides, and if you can squeeze in, we shall
meet again.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
And he.
Speaker 15 (41:18):
You know, I gotta quit.
Speaker 21 (41:19):
Send wait, I can told you I went out to
double but speak.
Speaker 20 (41:25):
Of the messages getting mangled in the transmission ladies and German.
Speaker 15 (41:29):
Hell, he's good job.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Bought one dubbin to the other, Yeah, dubbed.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Jacket.
Speaker 21 (41:37):
Shall boys do it? I'll tell you what this is. Oh,
I'm glad you got the rib shot because she cad David.
This is sent in by Big Show. Listen to me
to get over you already, you know, Jeff fox Worthy
our buddy, hoy, you tell for your red dad, by
the way, I made a hundred, but here we got.
You might be a Southern Baptist. If you think God's
(42:04):
presence is always strongest on the back.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Three pews, you may beach that wasn't.
Speaker 6 (42:10):
Much to you as it was John Boyd Ready, Jill.
Speaker 21 (42:13):
If you think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention,
you might be so. If you judge the quality of
a servant by the amount of sweat worked up by
the preacher.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
You smite me.
Speaker 21 (42:28):
If your definition of fellowship has something to do with food.
Speaker 7 (42:33):
If you.
Speaker 21 (42:35):
Honestly believe the Apostle Paul spoke King James Eaglis, if
you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers,
if you think preachers who wear robes are in cahoots
with the Communists.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
If you judge the quality of.
Speaker 21 (42:52):
A service by the length of the service, and if
you ever wake up in the middle of the night
craved fried chick and interpret that feeling as a call
to preach, you might be a Southern Baptist and said
we're talking about we have we got.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
The Big show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 8 (43:19):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I ain't gotten the gaze
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Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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