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home days. Wait, see what we got going here this
November the fifth?
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Right here, Nurse of my Heart. A National Stress Awareness Day.
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That makes lots of it, does, don't it Chuck.
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Three days in History, Now where we get our categories?
Fourteen ninety two Columbus sell the ocean blue. You not
know where to as we found out us been telling
us for years. Well he saw corn for the first time.
He was introduced to the maze by to mays. Oh yeah,
corn maze.
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Did you figure that out anyway?
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Natives on the island.
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Of what's now known as Cuba. He found corn on
the island of Cuba.
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Good work, Chris.
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Nineteen ninety five, David Boys from Canada became the World
Scrabble Champion in London, beating finalists from thirty one nations
for the title. The final word lud, a rare spelling
of lord, sealed the win over Us Champ Joel Sherman.
Good work spelling and all finally.
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Was on his date.
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In twenty twenty one, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers
admitted in an interview that he was unvaccinated and had
been in isolation, taken an unapproved treatment after testing positive
for COVID nineteen oh.
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It was a big thing.
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Yeah, and his players weren't allowed to play vacated.
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can you know Biden like auto pinned where it wasn't
really him all those pardons and Fauci was one of them.
And then they went back and said they null and
void all the pardons that Biden signed, and Fauci was
one of them. I was thinking all the ones that
he did. I wonder what's going to happen. I know
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his boy Hunter was one.
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Wow, I had not heard him.
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Fauci. All right, well yeah, keep it out on that, okay,
all right?
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I've been a listener for a long time. You know,
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Guys.
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Can I give a shout out?
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Of course?
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Oh what a many hours on top of your news.
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Hang on, Yes, the big show's on the radio.
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Beat you to it, John boy Robert D.
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Rayford kicking it.
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Off, thinking about what a venue. This is what you
call the John Boyd and Billy sh You know, a venue.
A lot of people would ever notice how some words
come out of nowhere and show up and so many
journalists lingo like this word venue, a word that is
taken from legal lingo, has now crept into every journalist
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who wants to show that he or she is hip.
Yesterday I pointed out how I heard a radio newscaster
refer to a military base as a venue. And here's
one I just noticed about a country singer who's going
around the country singing in places that cater to country music,
sometimes called honky talks, but now have become venues, such
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as this story which came out of the Associated Press
about a country singer planning surprise shows this month at
eight venues in Texas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma. Well Ladi Da
a country music bar and is now called a venue.
Venue arguably the most irritating overuse of an obscure word
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unless it is arguably now popular. When the writer means
there is no argument about something, there's no argument that
I appreciate the letters and facts as I get from you,
dear listeners, from the many venues of the John Boy
and Billy Show. I do read and digest them all,
and since I'm part of all that I have met,
they become part of my mental equipment as I seek
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to provoke thought seven times a day, five days a
week here on this radio program that reaches about one
hundred markets, which the journalistic parrots would call venues. Goodness sake, Yes,
cities and towns have become markets, and venues used to
be the place where they change the jury a change
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of venue. Now any place it's called a venue. Even
the John Boy and Billy Show.
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Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio.
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Well, if you're thinking about a movie this weekend and
can't make up your mind, our man in the isles
is back with another review of a current release. So
let's welcome back to the Big Show. Rabbi Myron Bergstein, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Show, Hobby Hobies, what's heptic? Big Show Gang? What's new
in Gooberville?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Well, the newest thing is I've decided to become an influencer.
Speaker 15 (12:44):
What you know, an influencer on the internet. Okay, I'll bite.
Why do you ask to post a influence?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, let me show you my first video. Well let's
see what I can pull out on my butt this morning.
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How do you like that? It's comedy gold? What the
hell did I.
Speaker 15 (13:15):
Just That's not comedy gold, That's not even comedy brands
that's small, like Comedy Aluminum.
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Well that's hurtful.
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Why are you supposed to be influencing people to stay
off the internet, influence people that like box Car Willie,
influence people to.
Speaker 15 (13:36):
Go on a diet. You know it's just for fun,
oh you, Because as a member of the audience, all
you're doing is pishing me off. Okay, so what.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Movie did you see?
Speaker 15 (13:50):
And somebody doesn't want to talk about it? Suit yourself,
You're well, it's been a slow time at the old
Picture show. I don't really look ahead at what's coming out,
mostly because I don't care. I got a life. I look,
I see what's playing and pick something based on the title.
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And that's why I saw Roof, Guy Rufman Man, guy
Dude schmuck.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Who the hell cares?
Speaker 15 (14:19):
I just saw the title and thought, wow, these superhero
flicks have run out of ideas. But it wasn't about that.
It was about the story of a guy who robs
McDonald's joints and finds up living in the attic of
a toy store. And you know why that happened right
here in this very town. I remember that. Please stop
trying to make it all about you. It stars the
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Magic Mike and the little Big bean teeth girl from
the Spider Fellow picture.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (14:50):
You know a lot of people like this movie. I
was not one of them. I didn't hate it. But
when you walk into a movie expected to see a
crime fighting roof, it's.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Kind of how's the rest of the cat ah?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
You know?
Speaker 15 (15:03):
They okay? But the guy who plays the store manager Mitch,
he is great. He's a little patient who was in
that game of Dragon show, the great.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Peter Sellers Peter Dinkleige. Who the guy you're thinking of
is Peter Dinklige.
Speaker 15 (15:22):
I thought that was the guy who wasn't an actor,
he was a movie star, damit.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
That's Peter o'tool.
Speaker 15 (15:28):
I thought that was the guy who would have been
even a better detective if he had two eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
That's Peter Faulk.
Speaker 15 (15:36):
I thought that was the putting on the reds guy.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's Peter O'Boyle.
Speaker 15 (15:41):
I thought that was the sissy boy who had a
little winged fairy acting as his beard.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's Peter pan.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
I thought that was the guy who had a wife
but couldn't keep her. That's Peter Peter pumpkin eater. I
thought that was the girl with the baby doll voice
and the shiant bazoombas.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
That's Bernadette Peters. Who the hell am I thinking of
Peter Dnklice. Oh he was great in them Pink Lion movies.
Is that your minky bow? Now that's comedy. Go so
what did you think?
Speaker 15 (16:16):
I think you should just wrap off some of his
bits instead of this original comedy coming out of your
bungher The movie? Ah, well, you know, I give it
to Yamaka's and that's generous. It's so slow and stupid
you could have directed it. There's a few funny moments,
but you know, what the hell do I know? I'm
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sure there's people out there who are gonna love it,
and maybe that's a better use of their time than
flooding the streets crying about a king who doesn't exist.
I mean, is everybody stupid these days? I'm sure there's
lots of moms out there thankful that their basements are
empty for a few hours. You know, instead of teaching
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kiddies about Peep and Wee Wieze, they should spend a
couple of semesters teaching history. Then you could spend a
couple bucks supporting the Hollywood you claim to adore so much,
instead of making a fool yourself stopping around the city
with misspelled signs telling the world you're nothing but a
dumb bastard. But you know I'm willing to listen to
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your side, your bastard, and don't forget see them at
nay it's cheaper.
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The Life of a Show Girl tops the Billboard album
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Named Taylor Swift.
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Y'all?
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Do you know hear about that?
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I saw her on a football player's podcast.
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Did you I think she got a real popular that way,
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was on that punch On Thanksgiving Day? You know, the
Dallas Cowboys will host the Kansas City Chiefs, and tickets
on the resale market are going for twice the price
from tweet previous from previous Thanksgiving matchups, because it seems
that the potential of seeing Taylor Swift at the game
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has inflated the ticket graces.
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I heard they will inflate stuff they want.
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To inflate for a chance to see her. The average
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and fifty dollars already, comparing that two years past when
seats for the Thanksgiving game in Dallas went for two
hundred and sixty dollars.
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All right, so the game is in Dallas.
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It's in Dallas, accorded to Dallas News, Ariana Grande. You're
familiar with that young singer, aren't you. Well she is
now one hundred percent free to promote Wicked for Good.
It's a movie that's due out November twenty first, now
that she's rapped filming Fokker in Law, Ariana took to
Instagram on Friday and said, I love my Foker's and
I love my burns. I will miss this bunch terribly.
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See you next November. You don't care, all right?
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Well?
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They are the Wicked show is tracking to do better
than the first Wicked.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
This is the same it's been Broadway has been running
to play and then they made that's right, playing another movie.
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Wicked for Good is tracking towards a bigger opening than Wicked,
which debuted with one hundred and twelve million dollars.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
In the whole deal about ari Anna watch she can
make money off other Well.
Speaker 6 (21:31):
She is Glinda the good Witch in it, so.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, I think she's going to make a dollar.
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I mean it might be.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Doing so she now can talk about it. You know,
she was kind of because she was filming another movie.
She wanted to allow to go and promote this movie. So
now that that one's in the bag, now she can
talk about Wicked.
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Well that's why I'm here to thank you.
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You're welcome. So according to.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I'm still not going to watch it.
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Well here look e's into it.
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This week are Ariana Grande and Cynthia Irvo, who is
the Wicked Witch, performed songs from Wicked on an NBC
special and also the night before Wicked for Good arrives
in theaters November twenty first, NBC will broadcast the movie Wicked,
so you can you know, get that so that you
know when you go to the theater.
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The November duck season, So you.
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Better find a way.
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Mister will be dark.
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I guess yeah, you can't hunt at night, go see
it at night. The NFL listened to the loudest voices
that complained about bad Bunny headlining the Super Bowl halftime show.
Over the weekend, the NFL announced that the seventy four
year old rocker known as Sting I love the way
he wrote that known as Sting.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Headline four year old rocker yeh known.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
As sting well headline a San Francisco show on the
Friday before Super Bowl Sunday. Now this article is noting
Entertainment Weekly that you know Sting has not had a
song for more than three decades.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
That's because he made songs that remain hits.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:05):
The NFL will cater to the older and wealthier crowd
that planned to attend the game, So they're so called
super Bowl LX Studio sixty will feature a weekend of
unforgettable music entertainment.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
According to Entertainment Weekly, So.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
Did you fix it? It's not the Super Bowl halftime show.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
So Bunny got.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
People get in control. The got to get back to
the job of rebranding the Cracker Barrel fafter the show.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I forget what agency is handling all of the it's
a it's another well known rapper that's handled all the
talent for this halftime shows last years.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I'll find out.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
Unless you know, you know, And hey, just because you
were worried. P Diddy has been transferred to Fort Dick's
Federal Correction Institute. There have been photos from over the weekend.
I don't know how the heck they got those that
he was, you know, in the yard chatting and laughing
with other inmates during yard time. And he's serving a
fifty month sentence for and reportedly busy with prison job.
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He handles the laundry duties for fellow inmates. He requests
to serve time at Fort Dix because he wanted to
remain close to his family and access his treatment programs.
So he's still still waiting on Trump to get the
appealment dealing get home a lot sooner.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
So good luck to you be Diddy, Daddy, he fellon.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
I thank you.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Ah Well, Let's get us a winner. Let's play John
Boy Jeopardy for that big old blue EMU prize.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Pack.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
So here we go review yesterday's question. We found out,
according to a survey conducted by GQ magazine, doctor and
lawyer still take the number one and number two slots
for sexiest male occupation. He also had to have something
to do with money, not find that. We were looking
for number three.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
And that is what is a carpenter.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Carpenter, Yeah, Kurt Russell and overboard.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
That's what made me want to be a Carbonif.
Speaker 6 (25:01):
Maybe want a date one.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Alright, well, today's John Boy jeopardy. If you are in
the average you will drink about eight thousand gallons of
water in your lifetime, but you will use another sixty
eight thousand gallons doing this?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
What is trying to wash the conditioner out of your hair?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Girls?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Am I right?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Wow, I'll deal with that. Well, I won't see if
we can get the right answer. One eight hundred big shows.
You're told free line. Come on, we'll play next. Good on,
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Anna's a big on the radio for your Wednesday Homsday.
November the fifth, twenty twenty five, I featured Drag going
to Big Show, Big Box. Reverend Biller Red Collins, the
atheist Ten Commandments. He was ten Commandments sit a bit
box at the Big Show dot Com. Right now, let's play.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yes live across America.
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It's John boyd Jeopardy and now your host.
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He knows a guy who was planning to remarry his.
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Ex wife, but she called it off after she found
out that he was only after his money.
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He's John Boy that I have.
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There's a head of Todd at a lensing, Tennessee. Good morning, Todd,
Warner Puddy, welcome. All right, you got the first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy. If you are in the average Todd,
you will drink about eight thousand gallons of water in
your lifetime, but you will use another sixty eight eight
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thousand gallons doing this.
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Brushing your teeth.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Brushing your teeth like you're sure.
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And you are.
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Yeah, man, y'all turn the water off when you're doing that. Yeah,
it drives me crazy, Neal, it really doesn't. Maw.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Did you good work, Todd? You got the big old
blue em you prize pack. We'll get to you over
lansing body gratulations.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
I appreciate it. First time caller, go man.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Like that mean first time?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, I've been a long time listener.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I'm gonna miss you when you retire.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Man.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
We appreciate you. Todd.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Thanks a lot, buddy. You keep up with us at
the Big Show dot com. We're gonna be looking for
you all right already, all right, buddy, hang on with jacket.
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What here's the plan?
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Were jumping out, catching you up on your news, our
time caps coving over the laugh on the other side,
and the raven in the house.
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It's time to act like pack.
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You gotta not eat my hand bickuit.
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I want it.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You know you can.
Speaker 15 (28:59):
Yet he's in trouble, uh because when I accuse him
of something, he lift up his shirt, shake his belly. Yeah,
all right, that's funny. Go on, get the hell out
of here. Yeo, what's up? Welcome to X the place
to go for all the four one one you need
for all yo?
Speaker 5 (29:16):
U uh uh uh?
Speaker 18 (29:17):
What's called Jerry actinational relationships? Dig this, dear Ike. I
enjoy your segment on The Big Show.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (29:27):
I believe the phrasing word. They're all such interesting people,
especially rayfer Oh.
Speaker 18 (29:33):
What he's really had an interesting life.
Speaker 15 (29:38):
It must be great to have all that experience to
draw from Oh.
Speaker 18 (29:43):
I wore out just reading the damn list. What's it
like to work with someone with that much history?
Speaker 17 (29:49):
Signed J.
Speaker 18 (29:50):
Foster, Richmond, Virginia, did Jay It's hell Rayfer thinks he
know everything. The problem here he can't remember none of it.
Oh yeah, it's a ball working with Rayful. I ain't
had this much fun.
Speaker 15 (30:08):
Said the summer, I did community service, rints it out,
Ben pans at the nervous out and there was a
lot less crack to deal withamen. But you do learn
a lot.
Speaker 18 (30:20):
For example, you learn not to go into the bathroom
for half hour after Rayfor had been in there. I
now know more about leaf blowers, loud pipes, and working
women than I ever thought I would, And I never
knew Mothballs was considered a substitute for old Spie.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
But he is good for one thing material.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 15 (30:44):
Rayford's so old. He drove one of them Flinchstone cars
to the prom and made his date do all the footwork.
Rayford sold his driver's license, just rode in hieroglyphics. Rayford
damn old his memories in black and white. He went
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into an antique store and they sold it. He called
the cops on David and Goliath.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Ah.
Speaker 15 (31:15):
You damn kids, take your rumble to the other side
of Judah. He was the DJ at the Boston d Party.
I'd like to send this one out to Thomas Jefferson.
His birth certificates on a stone tablet rayfand so Old.
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He was the bus boy at the Last Supper. He
list his address as the Smithsonian. Rayfa so Old he
knew mister Clean when he had an afro. Rayfad so Old.
(31:58):
He dated Eve before add did. He worked on the
pit crew from ben hur Raven sold he got. He
got arrested for holding illegal velociraptor fighting. He still owes
(32:19):
Moses a shekel. The government declared him a historical site.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Finally, it is my favorite, this.
Speaker 15 (32:28):
For the gone boy, Rayfn so Old when he foughts
Maud's fly out of his button. Damn, I can't get
that picture out of my head.
Speaker 18 (32:43):
I still say when they give him that lifetime contract,
they should. They should have one of that what you
call stripulations in it specified how many lifetimes.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
He's already up to ten eleven.
Speaker 17 (32:57):
So I guess we're stuck.
Speaker 15 (32:59):
So we can't do no sticking, no foot in the
crack of Rayven's hands, or, as he calls it, I'm
again we love you, raping the old bastards.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
His piece, am ef you want to Axike, Melda Axike,
John boyd be po Box seventy six sixty three.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Charlotte didn't see you two week two four one.
Speaker 15 (33:19):
It's just then from doctor Parmison. Rayfun's so old when
he started the dead Sea wasn't even sick yet, John
Boy and Billy.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Bye bye.
Speaker 15 (33:35):
Bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 8 (33:40):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
O your morning.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
It's a make show on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Come on, boys round here, good game at mic right there.
Speaker 12 (34:18):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's all right there. That's good morning now, John boyno
morning day.
Speaker 19 (34:22):
Randy Hey Hey Jacket and had all other people I
see whenever I visit here. The broadcast made Ahead and
Taylor Head and Horo nut y'all sure you got some
colorful nicknames. It's like if the Justice League had like
a double a farm club. Reverend earnestly says here, hell
like to invite whoever will to join us Sunday morning
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at the Blessed Hope Baptist Church. I want to thank
assistant Pastor Calvin brought us for filling in for me
last week while I was on the road. I've done
it the Burning Bush Baptist Temple in Lumberton, North Carolina,
and then there A preached the summer midweek revival. See
Reese last week gave me a full v treatment put
me up at the red roof in incidentals included you know,
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it's all I could do not to get all puffed up.
Whether I go out on the road, always send my
wife a pitch a postcard back to put in a
little scrap book that she keeps out traveling. Now Luvington
it is a wonderful place, but it ain't known for
its great selection of souvenir postcards. You can imagine probably
didn't find one with a pitcher old SpongeBob on. I
didn't see no mailbox in the area, so I went
(35:26):
over to cashier at the dairy Queen. I said, excuse me, ma'am,
can you tell me where the post office is at?
So she gave me some directions, and since the ice
was broken, I shifted seamlessly into soul winning mood. I said, Darling,
I left your nice little tip down on the table
but right now I'd like to offer you something even
more precious, that, of course, is the key to eternal life.
(35:47):
If you come on by the Burning Bush Baptist Temple
tonight about seven o'clock, I tell you all about God's
master plan to save your soul through the sacrifice of
our Lord Jesus Christ.
Speaker 15 (35:58):
He wants you to spend to turn the Inn Heaven
with him.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'd love to give you the full story.
Speaker 19 (36:02):
Can I caut on you to be there? She said, no,
I probably won't make it. I said, well, you wal
or why not?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Don't you mean tell you how to get to heaven?
Speaker 6 (36:11):
She said, heaven?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
You don't even know how to get to the post office.
Speaker 15 (36:16):
Listen, gentlemen, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Lung from the road to enlightenment.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Here he is.
Speaker 15 (36:21):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Hi, I'm l Why kay?
Speaker 12 (36:26):
Why there?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Do you may pleasing?
Speaker 19 (36:27):
Though?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I went camp in a couple of weeks ago up
at the mountains. Oh hoot. Never couldn't go but the
buddy bold Head, you know, bold Head.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
The ash Yeah, wild West, sitting around by the cap
fire there it was a dice eve, the dusk.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Was coming old. I said, Baldhead, I can't believe you
don't believe in God.
Speaker 9 (36:45):
Why don't you believe in God? He said, well, I
ain't never heard him, I ain't never said it. I
don't believe it nothing. I'd her to sea, I said,
bold head, look at this beautiful sight. Look at the mountains,
the trees, a beautiful sunset, the rivers.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Who bade all lad?
Speaker 9 (37:00):
He said, well, Mother Nature made Dad, And I said, well,
you ain't never seen to her Mother Nature, He said,
I just don t feed. Last week, she's meeting on
the hood of a car with a baseball bat. I'll
hand you such a boat head. I don't even talk
about no more. But sometime you go need God. I
just don't know who you think you're gonna call old
den Oh, he said, I don't worry about I made.
(37:22):
I said, I I want to. Joe went on bell
next morning. I still a little hot. I went up
down down fishing boat's head and said he gonna take
a little high. Well, he hoiked up the bout and
showing that he slipped off a cliff. He was grabbing
those going down. He grabbed on this little bitty twig
that was hagging off the side of the cliff. He's
down there just daggling over. Oh yeah, so he's hagging
(37:43):
there and his thinking. He looked up into heavens that
he said, is there anybody up there? Because I sure
cult you some help.
Speaker 15 (37:52):
Now.
Speaker 9 (37:52):
All of a sudden his voice come down, a booming voice, said,
bold head, if you have faith, letting go of the
twig boat. Heead hug O there a minute, look back
up into heaven said is there.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Anybody else up? I boss gonna get hold of that.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
We got.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Good morning, You got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports.
Speaker 15 (38:28):
By This is Spanjordi arts in all today from Hammer
Langer your Norway after around to kick the Wolverine. There's
nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big Harring smoothie.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
And listening to.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
The Big Show with John Boy and Bealey.
Speaker 17 (38:50):
There's a bone in this one.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Good Morning is a big John the radio.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
My time flies after forty five years as the Big
Show went off the radio at the end of the year.
It was on this date in nineteen fifty five, on
your four I was born. The first FM stereo radio
broadcast was made. Oh yeah, FM was a vented by
Edward Hogward Armstrong in nineteen thirty three. The first broadcast
(39:46):
was delayed because Armstrong had so many problems with lawsuits.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, yeah, perfect getting the radio.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
You know, at that time, my dad owned an AM
radio station and got the offer to get a free
f free FM license.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
I don't never dation. I could be a wealthy man
right now. No, goll it. Well then it wouldn't have
worked out for us. That's two strikes.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
All right.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Well yeah, good look, radio is changing these days. It's
going to thank love y'all.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Well, we're back when we're in school. Yeah, we learned
about radio from this grade school radio film.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
All right, all right, you ready?
Speaker 15 (40:33):
All right?
Speaker 4 (40:33):
We got this educational film for local eighth grade class
about radio. Somebody sent it to us thought it might
be interested. So I got the projector set up here.
Let's let's watch and learn, maybe learn something about our
business that we're in here, and we turn it down.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Oh yeah, it's like I remember it school, and didn't
sell them the radio station.
Speaker 13 (41:02):
Long before you get up for school, people at the
radio station are already busy.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
Starting their debty.
Speaker 13 (41:13):
Even before the sun comes up, the morning disc jockey
has already done many interesting things.
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Look smoked cigarettes. Peter is the Morning Boots reporter.
Speaker 13 (41:32):
Oh, the reporter does news from a different room because
the disc jockey smells like what he drank the night before.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
Any interesting people who work here. This is the sales staff.
Speaker 13 (41:47):
Sometimes when they're not drinking, remake deals with advertisers. They
trade radio airtime for free things like dinner vacations. Hooker
send free drinks. This is the programmed director. He's silly,
isn't he. Monke, He's acting like he knows what he's doing.
(42:15):
This disc jockey works it in the right. He's talking
through a young girl on the phone. He's folding down
in his pan. Hey, it's awfully lady at night for
the morning disc jockey to be here. Those are called resumeties. Hey,
wait a minute, there's his girlfriend. Hey she's the general
(42:39):
manager's wife.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh, oh my goodness. Film brok, he're back up, Get
a little bit