September 24, 2025 • 37 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her latest rundown of Hollywood happenings with Tatertainment News.. - We’ll circle our chairs around Carl Childers for his Storytime version of The Wizard of Oz.. - Speaking of Carl, we have the trailer from his off Broadway hit, “The Odd Couple”.. - part time receptionist Phil McCracken consoles Babs after she scores a speeding ticket on the way to work.. - and will wrap things up with Oliver on "what to expect when you're expecting"…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I want to know who, who in the hell is
John Boy?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Why? Why wat something?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Radio stations?
Speaker 4 (00:09):
John Boy and Son?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Somebody please keep playing my mess please?
Speaker 5 (00:15):
Hey John Boy?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's up?
Speaker 6 (00:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Why why watch my mind?
Speaker 7 (00:24):
Hard?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hard? They're digging the place to be.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Dog a doodle doo up an Adam. It is Wednesday,
September twenty fourth. You got a big show on the radio.
Lay big shoe book wood girls moving around.
Speaker 8 (01:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh uh, let's see what we got. Here's National Cherry
Jubilee Day. Coach the cherries in a simple syrup and
pour warm brandy over them. Then, just before serving, dramatically
set the alcohol of flame. It's dramatically flames leaping feet
(01:41):
into the air, steam escaping. Later recipes added ice cream.
Cool it off. Man, I thought put the ice cream
in the fire. You're supposed to warm the brandy. Okay,
what do you think?
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Do you think when you get that a restaurant? That's
about what a twenty five dollars dessert? I wonder brandy
little prize on there.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
I'm so excited.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
There you go, that's the drama. Dramatically setting the alcohol
of flame a national punctuation day try to use some
when you're texting or emailing or writing a letter. And
a National Women's Health and Fitness Day.
Speaker 9 (02:27):
All right, that's cat.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
All right, Yeah, we got three days and this are
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winning beginning. Here with our first prize pack, alright is Wednesday,
we're awake, Big shows on a radio. Good morning, I
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can win. It's good categories out Here's twenty twenty three,
(03:15):
Taylor Swift attended the Kansas City Chiefs game at Arrowhead
Stadium in Kansas City, Missouri. I heard that, yes, it
was on this twenty twenty three. It was amid rumors
that she was dating player Travis Kelsey. Oh that'll never work,
Travis uh, bless, it is hard. He is not having
(03:37):
a good seasons, so he dropping passes, causing games.
Speaker 9 (03:41):
And he's handling it so well. On the sidelines, he's.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
A him and coach Andy Reider Hollered bumping chests at
each other. And it looked like me and you at
the airport.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Oh no, yeah, you said we would never speak of that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
In case he picture me, I look like Andy Reid.
I don't know if he's got the Trappist Tennessee thing
going on.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I was more likeation.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Oh there's a Taylor there. And move up to twenty
twenty four. A bronze statue of Johnny Cash was unfilled
in the US Capitol's Emancipation Hall, representing his native Arkansas,
making them the first musician honored with a statue in
the National Statuary Hall Collection ninety six Johnny And finally
(04:32):
it was also on this date. In twenty twenty four,
former retail giant Kmart confirmed it was closing his last
full scale store, located in Bridgehampton, New York. So there's
still some k Marts around, though I haven't read them. Okay, yeah,
all right, then, well there you go. There's a Categories
(04:52):
one eight hundred big shows you told free line across America.
We play out bursts. Next, good morning, let's make showing
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the radio for your Wednesday, September twenty four our feature
track from the Big Show bed Box. Ask doctor Oliver,
what do you expect when you're expecting? Hey, words, expecting
when you hit the mid box at the Big Show,
Doc holl I ride Upburst.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Let's play upburst.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boyd and
Billy gave the prizes from the Big.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Prize being Let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
He contested number one.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
This should be a lot of fun in your playing ups.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Have the verry up and this time you love the
best time.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
You love a big shirt, say head and Dennis had
a blood fan ten we.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Shot good morning Dennis, Hey buddy, hey.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Man, welcome.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
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this and get you about one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull's not headed your way? How about that?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
All right? Sounds great?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay? In five seconds, give us three things in a stadium,
ready to.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Go people seeks concession stand, had the boy now three
famous stat choose ready to go Statue of delivery, Lincoln
Memorial and.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Statue of David, my boy. And then for the wind
three discount department stores. Ready go.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Kmart, Walmart, Target.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
There there's Dennis in the dome.
Speaker 7 (07:27):
Forore.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You walk out of the house this morning. You got it, Dennis. Congratulations, buddy,
hang on jacket, hook you up, bye boy by a
many hour on top.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Of your news.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Wednesday morning, remembering Ray for the first day to the
until rave on the other side.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Okay, here we go with the big show on the radio,
Roberty Raper kicking it off with a sensitive thought. I
think funeral processions should be banned. Of course, this time
of day, not usually going to run into a funeral procession,
But what about any time during the day, in the
middle of the day whatever. Say that in the South,
(08:41):
of course, and I want to burn you at the stakes. Okay,
get your sticks and stones in hand, because I'll say
it again. Funeral processions should be banned. There's too much
traffic on the roads these days without clogging them up
with the slow moving funeral procession. It's an old fashioned
custom that is as out of place on today's road
odes as a horse and buggy. Funeral processions date back
(09:03):
to the horse and buggy days. The talk these days
is about whether police should escort funeral processions. They say
it takes time and manpower from more urgent needs, and
they say there's the liability factor. I say, the best
way to deal with the problem of funeral processions is
to pan them. You say, well, what about respect for
the dead? I say maybe if I knew the dead
(09:24):
and the funeral procession, I wouldn't respect them anyway. So
you say, what what should we do? Well, you don't
have a procession to the church, do you? So why
not have the service at the church and let the
mourners get to the cemetery one by one instead of
in a line of cars poking along and twenty five
miles an hour to get there with the lights on.
(09:46):
That makes sense, But I know when it comes to
sentimentality in the South, don't talk sense, talk tradition. Woe
be under him who suggests such blasphemy. That's what I think.
Robert d Rayford, John Boyne.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always a unique honor when our next guest visits.
He is a true living legend of the silver screen,
The one and only, Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 10 (10:39):
That's right, sidewinder your face to face with the Chesha kid,
the fastest draw on either side of the Atlantic Ocean.
I know you done shot my partner in the back.
You've got three seconds to make your peace with the
author of.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
All things.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Swan.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
It's me, mister Swan. Don't shoot this John Boy.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
John Boy, Yes, never fair.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I was acting.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
That, of course, is from the Crimson Badge of Justice.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I remember that a great movie.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
It was trash but the check clips.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What brings you to town today?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Another celebrity golf turnle. I didn't know you played golf.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh yes, I've been playing for years, one of the
few sports. Whether more I drink, the better I play.
In fact, I don't yell.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Four I yelled more.
Speaker 10 (11:35):
After the last tournament, I was stopped by the police.
The officer said, too drunk to drive. I said, drive, constable,
I can barely pass.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Are you any good in a word?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No?
Speaker 10 (11:47):
I once asked Arnold Palmer how I could improve my game?
He said, Sir Alan Cheat, Well, maybe you just need
the right teacher. Well, I've been taught by the best.
I was once trained by Mashing Niblick. We were at
the driving range, and using his instruction, I hit an
absolutely glorious drive, but it took left towards the interstate,
(12:07):
hit a bus windshield and the bus hurtled off the
road and into a reservoir. The bus disappeared beneath the
seething massive bubbles.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I screamed, dear God, what am I going to do?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Mas?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
She said, loosen your grip and keep your back straight.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That a sign is usually a pretty safe sport.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
I begged toif for my ball cap, young friend. My
fourth wife, Beryl, was also a golfer. It was a
beautiful autumn day.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Have you got a minute?
Speaker 10 (12:33):
It was a beautiful autumn day and we were playing
at the Wonderful Course in New Hampshire. On the third hole,
I hit a dreadful shot that landed in the doorway
of the club's greenhouse. Beryl, over the accommodating wife, held
the greenhouse door open for me to play through. I
misjudged the shot accidentally hit her in the head, killing
(12:53):
her instantly.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's terrible, I know.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
After the police finally left, it put me behind two
hours us. A few years later, I went back to
that same course with my new wife Caprice on the
third whole. As luck would have it, the ball landed
in the doorway.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
To that same greenhouse.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
What are the ars well one hundred percent, as it
turns out, and Caprice have of the faithful wives, said,
let me hold the door for you, love, I said, God.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Now, the last time I tried that, I wound up
with a triple bogie.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
You can't win them all, or.
Speaker 10 (13:28):
Any of them, as it turns out, But it's all
expenses paid.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
And the caddies are topless girl caddies.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Sadly, no but one thinks he is.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must have jewel signor
Booberchelli and I have a breakfast date with some cracker
cracker barrel.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
That's the chat, all right, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
the world's greatest stac Though you.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Know you may have not heard this before, but bye,
my movie stop. This is James best. But maybe you
know me better.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
At rush Gold, big Coltrane eat on the Duke said
he listen. I want you to listen to John Boy
and Billy's on the Big Shore off coffee and stuff.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
You could you do that? I'm not kidd.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
H yeah morning, that's a big Shawn the radio. Well,
(15:01):
there was a stage September twenty fourth. Back in nineteen
eighty eight, James Brown was a resident after a two
state high speed chase through Georgia in South Carolina. Is
sent us of six months in jail. Remember day after
the hearing of the court, stepped outside, Ladies and gentlemen,
(15:23):
mister James Proud.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Yeah, that isn't want to tell you, you know.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Thank god they got to view that easy equa. It's
all what they used, the advanges.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
He lived in the living.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Hi.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
I'm glad these kids were here to hear that.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Not only was that Georgia Gibbers. Oh man, we'll celebrate
with James a little later. Old man, God the you
say so, put down Augusta and saw some of James's
relatives and they were figuring that word of burying man,
and it was pretty awesome. I have to share that
story with you. But right now, oh Tayter, you get ready, babe,
(16:10):
Tater Taman news is next, Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We play John
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Taman news and here's our girl, Marcy Tater Moran, thank.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
You very much.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
News coming out of a Dancing with the Stars. Whoa
Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Bill Belichick's twenty four year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson is
not going to be competing on Dancing with the Stars,
and there are conflicting reports as to why. It's either
her choice or she was too pushy. What you pay,
put money down, We're gonna do this. An anonymous source
confirmed with US Weekly that Jordan had been in negotiations
with dancing producers and quote talks fell apart. Jordan thought
(17:22):
doing the show is going to be a conflict of
interest with her other projects, you know, because Belichick's football
team's season is being filmed for a docuseries on Hulu
as well as.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
HBO's Hard Knock series, and she's got to be involved
in that.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
People at Dancing with the Stars say talks fell apart
because of Jordan's outrageous demands. She would join the competition
only if she got to choose her pro partner, skip
weekend rehearsals, to attend North Carolina football games, and have
editorial control of storylines about her seventy three year old boyfriend.
But what truly move up the deal, according to an insider,
(17:56):
was that Jordan Hudson literally wanted to promise that she'd
made the finals. This insider says no one in the
show's history has ever asked for that. Those top three
demands were the deal breakers.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, then she would have probably bet on herself and
got kept out of the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
And then there's that I wouldn't get the disco ball.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Hey, super Bowl, let's already talk about that. Even though
that's not until like February of next year. It's looking
like the NFL wants to hire Adele for the Super
Bowl halftime show. The New York Post reports that she's
been approached about playing the halftime show and has not
said yes or no to it, because there's also rumors
that Taylor Swift is going to be asked and a
(18:40):
lot of people are bailing on it. Of course, according
to rumors, you know, this is all rumors that if
she does it, nobody else wants to really put their
name in the hat. But Adele said, nah, no, I'm not.
In twenty seventeen, they asked her, and back then she said.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
First of all, I'm not down the Super Bowl. I mean,
that show's not about music. I've got aunt saw anything
lock that.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
They were very calm to ask me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Ooh, I did say, no, Wow, that's Whydale sounds. She
doesn't mean.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
She's very elegant in her singing. And then when they talked,
when she talks, she's like, I.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Maybe not that bad, but you she found out you
have to pay for everything yourself.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Oh that might be too.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Yeah, She's like, I'm not gonna try to figure out
the dance. This is a super Bowl sixty will take place.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
In Santa Clair, California, on February eighth. Let me see
what else.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
This story an animal handler in Oklahoma who was linked
to the Tiger King star Joe Exotic Uh huh was.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Mauled to death by a target tiger.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
He was a former associate of Joe Exotic and was
performing a demonstration at the Growler Pines Tiger Preserve with
a tiger that he'd raised since it was a cub
when the animal suddenly turned on him and mauled.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Production on Spider Man brand New Day?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Is it a standstill? Tom Holland, the kid that plays
Spider Man, suffered an on set concussion and must pause
filming for several days.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
He hit really hard.
Speaker 9 (20:05):
Again hang On and Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
James Vanderbeek, he is a little sick to be able
to attend the reunion in New York. It's not because
of his cancer, although he is suffering from stage three
colon cancer. He just got hit twice with pneumonia and
the flute.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
So yeah, he had he had to not do it.
So and that's all I have for you guys. Well
wishes to.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
James absolutely well, thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play. John boyd Jepardy review yesterday's question.
We found out professional chariot racer Glorious Gaius became the
earliest known professional athlete to have one of these sponsor
was a sponsor, was still looking into that, all right?
Not a lot of you know, places to do patches
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because that little skirt that they would wear.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I wish I was a Diocles descendant,
Dia last name.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
All right, Yeah, well, let's move on here. Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Looking to increase attendance at your next funeral?
Who wasn't have it done Taiwan style? About one third
of the funerals done their feature and appearance by one
of these.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
What's a food truck?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Taiwan?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
What's all?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
God?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Good idea? The one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday
home today. Geminy of twenty four feature from the Big
Show Box. Ask doctor Oliver what to expect when you're expecting.
Here's for keywords expecting when you hit the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Lie Yes Live across America is topl Jeffany and now
your host when his wife was expecting gender revealed parties.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Were pretty new things.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Unfortunately, nobody told Sloopy to keep his pants on.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
He's shopping that back your gender. They had James out
of Augusta, Georgia. What we was just talking about? James Brown?
Another famous James out of a go say, good morning, Boddy,
how are you?
Speaker 7 (22:42):
I'm doing very well, so how are you, sir? Man?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Awesome? So James, you got the first shot at John
Boydgeoforty this morning. So let's see what you got saying.
Looking to increase attendance at your next funeral, have it
done Taiwan style. About one third of the funerals done
there feature in appearance by one of these. I was
thinking an impersonator, an impersonator down Taiwan. Let's see. I
(23:12):
don't know if that'd be a great idea impersonator. Alright,
keep going for your headline, like, yeah, right, James, we
apprecient you buddy, you have a great day. Thank you, sir.
All right, man, Let's go to Aaron in Elkton, Maryland.
Good morning, Aaron, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
All right, good morning you man. We're good all right?
So not an impersonator, elvis or any anybody we're looking for. Well,
I have one A wat of the old Taiwan funeral
Aaron Hpper a stripper, Well, Taiwan pretty wild. Let's see, Yes,
(24:02):
I knew alright, Aaron, good work, money be gonna blue
EMU prize pack, headed your ways.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
All right to the stage.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Why the minute I wear Choppe knew right on the
other side our time Castle and then Carl childre's a
special comment. This is the award winning John Boy in
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Billy Big Show, the South's number one ex sports. I'm
going through the mail, got a letter from Maxine. Hey,
handsome feller, can you say this?
Speaker 11 (25:15):
You're opening somebody else's mail again.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
A skunk set on a stump stump funk, the skunk stunk,
and the skunk thunk the stump stunk.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Hey, I did that? Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Do that again.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Let's kunk set on a stump stump thunk, skunk stunk,
the skunk funk stump skunk. You didn't know A skunk
set on a stump stump thunk, the skunk stunk, and
the skunk funk the stump stunk.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Ah h.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
There was a young fellow named Tate who dined with
his girl at eight eight. I'd hate to relate what
that fellow named Tate and his t do tita Ate
at eight eight?
Speaker 11 (25:56):
What go back to the stump and skunk set on
dump stump.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Funk skunk stuck skunk funk stunk stumped?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
How old are you? Forty one?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
I was going through my mail too, and it looks
like I'm gonna have to call American Express. There's some
charges on my card that don't belong to me.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Have stuff shopping on your credit card that didn't belong
to you?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, I check into that. Probably. You know, there's a
lot of credit card theft going around here.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
This is apparently pretty there's somebody's using my card for travel.
You know, American Express, is your real detailed account of
what's going on here? Actually where it was charged from?
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
That's amazing? Well, anyway, we got wait.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Now you can help me figure this out. You're good
at deducing things like that. It's it's a flight to Wilmington,
North Carolina, departing from Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
I don't know anybody, Oh the date?
Speaker 11 (26:52):
You're gonna place that around Wilmington, don't you?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Joy?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Maybe it's still undercover, and see if you can figure
out who.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Well, maybe maybe next time I'm down there, you know,
sneak around.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
Date of departure June twenty seven. And wait a minute,
that's the same time that we went on vacation. So
I guess they thought I wouldn't notice. And oh, and
there's the return July eleventh, that's the same day that
we came back.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Weird Johnny whoever this is, he's traveling in your same circles.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
And it even has passenger name. Oh, john Man, we
got to talk to Chrissy our travel agents. Most must
have been some sort of mix up. She accidentally put
that on your car.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, sounds like.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Somebody's already been talking to her about that accident. So
if tom Boy ever does one of the American Express
TV commercials, so you'll have him on there. I never
leave home without it. And then the picture come up
with a card where it types the name and it'll
type my name.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, exactly was your fault? You introduced me to your
travel agent. That was the worst stake I ever made.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Hey, Chrissy, here's some more bendes for you. Yes, that's amazing.
My card's having more fun.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Than a sunk and.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Okay, does it bother anybody else that the mine is
talking freaky?
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Uh huh,
fun with Carl this morning.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Tell a special Carl and the odd couple up in
about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 11 (29:04):
And now it's story time with your host her old children's.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I used to play this movie up the nervous hospital
every year, by name a wizard of Oz. I recogn
I tell you about it living you ought me too.
I heard this little girl there named Dorothy. She lived
out there in this place called Kansas, where it was
all brown looking all the time. She stayed out in
that little house with her aunt and m and uncle
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Henry and these three funny fellas.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well, sir as.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Dorothy got her little dog named TOTOE took the digging
up his main woman's flyer bed all the time. And
flyers must have been pretty special, because that main woman
gets it in her head and that little Toto want
to be put down. I'm a dog lover by Dorothy
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grabbed up that little dog.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
She runned off.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Summers they met this old fella of cooking hot dogs.
He looked at this big glass ball he had there
and told Dorothy that her aunt.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Him was a dying.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
But then this whole big tornyder blowed up. Some folks
call it a twister. I called it a tornyder. The
tornader blowed up. She run home with that little dog.
Just didn't time for that farmhouse there to get sucked
up into that tornader. I can't figure out why folks
are so scared of tornders. Dorothy looked out the window there,
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and folkses are riding bikes and rocking in chires and
rowing boats and having all sorts of big time whales
are that house there finally landed someplace where things was
in color, and it is plumb run over with these
little printers called munchkins. Dorothy there she weren't no better
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than a squirrel leading munchkins. He's even sma she was
during near mouths size. I reckon. I like the way
they talk, especially when them little sucker fellas did that dance? Please,
munching cretiss all get into Dorothy's house, squorshed some old
witch AND's been causing trouble in the area there. They
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so happy they even made up a song about it
that seemed kind of cruel to me. Them munchkins was
having a ball. Right in the middle all the singing
and dancing, this green witch showed up a yelling, what'd
you kill my sister?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Firm?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
What you kill my firm, saying that her sister was
the one that got squorched by that house ar. All
she wanted was her sister's red shoes and alone.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Come.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
It's pretty woman in a wedding dress floating up in
this big old soap bubble. She gave him rid shoes
to Dorothy, saying that they's magic. That green witch, yes, sir,
she's so hot. She disappeared to make all the fire.
Then munchkins started singing and dancing again.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
They did that a lot.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
They send Dorothy down some yellow street there to meet
up with this wizard fella over in Oz so they
could get her home. Along the way, she met up
with this straw feller and a metal feller, some old
sissy catfella. Seems like he's all pretty much a sorry bunch,
couldn't do nothing for themselves. He's all headed to Oz.
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They got wizard for some or other. That wizard weren't
no more than a big oldhead.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I reckon that.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Wizard is studying on doing some house cleaning, because he
said he'd help him out if and they'd bring him
that witch's broom. I reckon brooms is probably hard to
come by an oz there. So Dorothy and them it
took off that right witch. But she seen him coming,
turned loose some monkeys on him. He's there, one of
the regular monkeys. They had Wayne's like birds. They swooped
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down on them. Folks put a herd on them, but
good except for Dorothy and that little dog there, and
monkeys toted them on back to the witch's castle. Some
folks calls in the palace, I called the castle. We
that straw feller and that metal feller and that old
sissy cat feller. They finally pulled themselves together set off
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to rescue Dorothy in Totoe snuck up on the castlere
and whooped the tar out of these three soldier fellers
and stole their clothes. I think them soldiers liked them.
A cook here too, he's always singing about oreos and
what not. Wells for them boys, they found that Dorothy.
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Why they's making their getaway there, Dorothy throwed a bucket
of water on that witch. She plum melted like a
popsigal on a hot day. Dorothy felt bad, I reckon,
but I don't think them soldiers are too upset up
at it, and just laughed and laughed. Gave Dorothy that room,
and the wizard was a hankering for her. She took
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it on back to him. Some fella hiding behind the
shower curtain started handing out prizes. He gave that straw
feller a face of paper, and a clock to that
metal feller, and a big old medallion to that catman.
That fella's gonna take Dorothy back to that brown looking
place she wanted to go to in this big air
balloon where she plumb missed it. She commenced a blubber
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and something terrible, and that soap bubble girl come back
and told her all she had to do to go
home was to knock her feet together. While she's wearing
them red shoes, that dead which was wearing I reckon.
She got pretty hot about here tonight. She'd hear that
back in Munchkin Town there, she wouldn't have had to
walk all that way to Oz getting towed it off
by flying monkey and what not. Though she popped that
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soap bubble punched it pretty girl in the eye, and
she knocked her feet together and went home. She woke
up in that place where everything is brown, with her
hat and uncle and that hot dog Feller and then
three farmhands. Of course you can get back to their senses.
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That main woman, come back, grab that little dog killed
it more than a story. They ain't no place like home.
But at least them munchkins won't kill you dog.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Story time is fuck you. Mall right, Clair Greaves putted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven, and you a munchkin, little folio.
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For you, so are using it a lot?
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Okay, here we go with the big show on the radio,
Roberty Raper kicking it off with a sensitive thought. I
think funeral processions should be banned. Of course, this time
of day, not usually going to run into a funeral procession,
But what about any time during the day, in the
middle of the day whatever. Say that in the South,
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of course, and I want to burn you at the stakes. Okay,
get your sticks and stones in hand, because I'll say
it again. Funeral processions should be banned. There's too much
traffic on the roads these days without clogging them up
with the slow moving funeral procession. It's an old fashioned
custom that is as out of place on today's road
odes as a horse and buggy. Funeral processions date back
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to the horse and buggy days. The talk these days
is about whether police should escort funeral processions. They say
it takes time and manpower from more urgent needs, and
they say there's the liability factor. I say, the best
way to deal with the problem of funeral processions is
to pan them. You say, well, what about respect for
the dead? I say maybe if I knew the dead
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and the funeral procession, I wouldn't respect them anyway. So
you say, what what should we do? Well, you don't
have a procession to the church, do you? So why
not have the service at the church and let the
mourners get to the cemetery one by one instead of
in a line of cars poking along and twenty five
miles an hour to get there with the lights on.
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That makes sense, But I know when it comes to
sentimentality in the South, don't talk sense, talk tradition. Woe
be under him who suggests such blasphemy. That's what I think.
Robert d Rayford, John Boyne.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Well,
it's always a unique honor when our next guest visits.
He is a true living legend of the silver screen,
The one and only, Sir Alan Swan.
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All things.
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Swan.
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John Boy, Yes, never fair.
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I was acting.
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That, of course, is from the Crimson Badge of Justice.
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I remember that a great movie.
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It was trash but the check clips.
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What brings you to town today?
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Oh?
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Another celebrity golf turnle. I didn't know you played golf.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Oh yes, I've been playing for years, one of the
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In fact, I don't yell.
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Four I yelled more.
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After the last tournament, I was stopped by the police.
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I can barely pass.
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Are you any good in a word?
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No?
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I once asked Arnold Palmer how I could improve my game?
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I was once trained by Mashing Niblick. We were at
the driving range, and using his instruction, I hit an
absolutely glorious drive, but it took left towards the interstate,
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hit a bus windshield and the bus hurtled off the
road and into a reservoir. The bus disappeared beneath the
seething massive bubbles.
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I screamed, dear God, what am I going to do?
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Mas?
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She said, loosen your grip and keep your back straight.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
That a sign is usually a pretty safe sport.
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I begged toif for my ball cap, young friend. My
fourth wife, Beryl, was also a golfer. It was a
beautiful autumn day.
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Have you got a minute?
Speaker 10 (12:33):
It was a beautiful autumn day and we were playing
at the Wonderful Course in New Hampshire. On the third hole,
I hit a dreadful shot that landed in the doorway
of the club's greenhouse. Beryl, over the accommodating wife, held
the greenhouse door open for me to play through. I
misjudged the shot accidentally hit her in the head, killing
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her instantly.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's terrible, I know.
Speaker 10 (12:56):
After the police finally left, it put me behind two
hours us. A few years later, I went back to
that same course with my new wife Caprice on the
third whole. As luck would have it, the ball landed
in the doorway.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
To that same greenhouse.
Speaker 10 (13:12):
What are the ars well one hundred percent, as it
turns out, and Caprice have of the faithful wives, said,
let me hold the door for you, love, I said, God.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Now, the last time I tried that, I wound up
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You can't win them all, or.
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Any of them, as it turns out, But it's all
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And the caddies are topless girl caddies.
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Sadly, no but one thinks he is.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I must have jewel signor
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cracker barrel.
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That's the chat, all right, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan,
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Know you may have not heard this before, but bye,
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H yeah morning, that's a big Shawn the radio. Well,
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there was a stage September twenty fourth. Back in nineteen
eighty eight, James Brown was a resident after a two
state high speed chase through Georgia in South Carolina. Is
sent us of six months in jail. Remember day after
the hearing of the court, stepped outside, Ladies and gentlemen,
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mister James Proud.
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Yeah, that isn't want to tell you, you know.
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Thank god they got to view that easy equa. It's
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He lived in the living.
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Hi.
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I'm glad these kids were here to hear that.
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Not only was that Georgia Gibbers. Oh man, we'll celebrate
with James a little later. Old man, God the you
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and it was pretty awesome. I have to share that
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You very much.
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News coming out of a Dancing with the Stars. Whoa
Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Bill Belichick's twenty four year old girlfriend, Jordan Hudson is
not going to be competing on Dancing with the Stars,
and there are conflicting reports as to why. It's either
her choice or she was too pushy. What you pay,
put money down, We're gonna do this. An anonymous source
confirmed with US Weekly that Jordan had been in negotiations
with dancing producers and quote talks fell apart. Jordan thought
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doing the show is going to be a conflict of
interest with her other projects, you know, because Belichick's football
team's season is being filmed for a docuseries on Hulu
as well as.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
HBO's Hard Knock series, and she's got to be involved
in that.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
People at Dancing with the Stars say talks fell apart
because of Jordan's outrageous demands. She would join the competition
only if she got to choose her pro partner, skip
weekend rehearsals, to attend North Carolina football games, and have
editorial control of storylines about her seventy three year old boyfriend.
But what truly move up the deal, according to an insider,
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was that Jordan Hudson literally wanted to promise that she'd
made the finals. This insider says no one in the
show's history has ever asked for that. Those top three
demands were the deal breakers.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Yeah, then she would have probably bet on herself and
got kept out of the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 9 (18:15):
And then there's that I wouldn't get the disco ball.
Speaker 7 (18:18):
Hey, super Bowl, let's already talk about that. Even though
that's not until like February of next year. It's looking
like the NFL wants to hire Adele for the Super
Bowl halftime show. The New York Post reports that she's
been approached about playing the halftime show and has not
said yes or no to it, because there's also rumors
that Taylor Swift is going to be asked and a
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lot of people are bailing on it. Of course, according
to rumors, you know, this is all rumors that if
she does it, nobody else wants to really put their
name in the hat. But Adele said, nah, no, I'm not.
In twenty seventeen, they asked her, and back then she said.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
First of all, I'm not down the Super Bowl. I mean,
that show's not about music. I've got aunt saw anything
lock that.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
They were very calm to ask me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Ooh, I did say, no, Wow, that's Whydale sounds. She
doesn't mean.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
She's very elegant in her singing. And then when they talked,
when she talks, she's like, I.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Maybe not that bad, but you she found out you
have to pay for everything yourself.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Oh that might be too.
Speaker 7 (19:19):
Yeah, She's like, I'm not gonna try to figure out
the dance. This is a super Bowl sixty will take place.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
In Santa Clair, California, on February eighth. Let me see
what else.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
This story an animal handler in Oklahoma who was linked
to the Tiger King star Joe Exotic Uh huh was.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Mauled to death by a target tiger.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
He was a former associate of Joe Exotic and was
performing a demonstration at the Growler Pines Tiger Preserve with
a tiger that he'd raised since it was a cub
when the animal suddenly turned on him and mauled.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Production on Spider Man brand New Day?
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Is it a standstill? Tom Holland, the kid that plays
Spider Man, suffered an on set concussion and must pause
filming for several days.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
He hit really hard.
Speaker 9 (20:05):
Again hang On and Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
James Vanderbeek, he is a little sick to be able
to attend the reunion in New York. It's not because
of his cancer, although he is suffering from stage three
colon cancer. He just got hit twice with pneumonia and
the flute.
Speaker 9 (20:23):
So yeah, he had he had to not do it.
So and that's all I have for you guys. Well
wishes to.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
James absolutely well, thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play. John boyd Jepardy review yesterday's question.
We found out professional chariot racer Glorious Gaius became the
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was a sponsor, was still looking into that, all right?
Not a lot of you know, places to do patches
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because that little skirt that they would wear.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I wish I was a Diocles descendant,
Dia last name.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
All right, Yeah, well, let's move on here. Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Looking to increase attendance at your next funeral?
Who wasn't have it done Taiwan style? About one third
of the funerals done their feature and appearance by one
of these.
Speaker 9 (21:18):
What's a food truck?
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Taiwan?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
What's all?
Speaker 7 (21:22):
God?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Good idea? The one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's a big show on the radio for your Wednesday
home today. Geminy of twenty four feature from the Big
Show Box. Ask doctor Oliver what to expect when you're expecting.
Here's for keywords expecting when you hit the Big Box
at the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Lie Yes Live across America is topl Jeffany and now
your host when his wife was expecting gender revealed parties.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Were pretty new things.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
Unfortunately, nobody told Sloopy to keep his pants on.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
He's shopping that back your gender. They had James out
of Augusta, Georgia. What we was just talking about? James Brown?
Another famous James out of a go say, good morning, Boddy,
how are you?
Speaker 7 (22:42):
I'm doing very well, so how are you, sir? Man?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Awesome? So James, you got the first shot at John
Boydgeoforty this morning. So let's see what you got saying.
Looking to increase attendance at your next funeral, have it
done Taiwan style. About one third of the funerals done
there feature in appearance by one of these. I was
thinking an impersonator, an impersonator down Taiwan. Let's see. I
(23:12):
don't know if that'd be a great idea impersonator. Alright,
keep going for your headline, like, yeah, right, James, we
apprecient you buddy, you have a great day. Thank you, sir.
All right, man, Let's go to Aaron in Elkton, Maryland.
Good morning, Aaron, how are you, buddy?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
All right, good morning you man. We're good all right?
So not an impersonator, elvis or any anybody we're looking for. Well,
I have one A wat of the old Taiwan funeral
Aaron Hpper a stripper, Well, Taiwan pretty wild. Let's see, Yes,
(24:02):
I knew alright, Aaron, good work, money be gonna blue
EMU prize pack, headed your ways.
Speaker 7 (24:09):
All right to the stage.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Why the minute I wear Choppe knew right on the
other side our time Castle and then Carl childre's a
special comment. This is the award winning John Boy in
(25:00):
Billy Big Show, the South's number one ex sports. I'm
going through the mail, got a letter from Maxine. Hey,
handsome feller, can you say this?
Speaker 11 (25:15):
You're opening somebody else's mail again.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
A skunk set on a stump stump funk, the skunk stunk,
and the skunk thunk the stump stunk.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Hey, I did that? Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Do that again.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Let's kunk set on a stump stump thunk, skunk stunk,
the skunk funk stump skunk. You didn't know A skunk
set on a stump stump thunk, the skunk stunk, and
the skunk funk the stump stunk.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
Ah h.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
There was a young fellow named Tate who dined with
his girl at eight eight. I'd hate to relate what
that fellow named Tate and his t do tita Ate
at eight eight?
Speaker 11 (25:56):
What go back to the stump and skunk set on
dump stump.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Funk skunk stuck skunk funk stunk stumped?
Speaker 4 (26:06):
How old are you? Forty one?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
I was going through my mail too, and it looks
like I'm gonna have to call American Express. There's some
charges on my card that don't belong to me.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Has that ever happened to you?
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Have stuff shopping on your credit card that didn't belong
to you?
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, I check into that. Probably. You know, there's a
lot of credit card theft going around here.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
This is apparently pretty there's somebody's using my card for travel.
You know, American Express, is your real detailed account of
what's going on here? Actually where it was charged from?
Speaker 8 (26:38):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
That's amazing? Well, anyway, we got wait.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
Now you can help me figure this out. You're good
at deducing things like that. It's it's a flight to Wilmington,
North Carolina, departing from Charlotte.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
I don't know anybody, Oh the date?
Speaker 11 (26:52):
You're gonna place that around Wilmington, don't you?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Joy?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Maybe it's still undercover, and see if you can figure
out who.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Well, maybe maybe next time I'm down there, you know,
sneak around.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
Date of departure June twenty seven. And wait a minute,
that's the same time that we went on vacation. So
I guess they thought I wouldn't notice. And oh, and
there's the return July eleventh, that's the same day that
we came back.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
Weird Johnny whoever this is, he's traveling in your same circles.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
And it even has passenger name. Oh, john Man, we
got to talk to Chrissy our travel agents. Most must
have been some sort of mix up. She accidentally put
that on your car.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, sounds like.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Somebody's already been talking to her about that accident. So
if tom Boy ever does one of the American Express
TV commercials, so you'll have him on there. I never
leave home without it. And then the picture come up
with a card where it types the name and it'll
type my name.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Yeah, exactly was your fault? You introduced me to your
travel agent. That was the worst stake I ever made.
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Hey, Chrissy, here's some more bendes for you. Yes, that's amazing.
My card's having more fun.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Than a sunk and.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Okay, does it bother anybody else that the mine is
talking freaky?
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Uh huh,
fun with Carl this morning.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Tell a special Carl and the odd couple up in
about twenty minutes right now.
Speaker 11 (29:04):
And now it's story time with your host her old children's.
Speaker 8 (29:12):
I used to play this movie up the nervous hospital
every year, by name a wizard of Oz. I recogn
I tell you about it living you ought me too.
I heard this little girl there named Dorothy. She lived
out there in this place called Kansas, where it was
all brown looking all the time. She stayed out in
that little house with her aunt and m and uncle
(29:35):
Henry and these three funny fellas.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well, sir as.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Dorothy got her little dog named TOTOE took the digging
up his main woman's flyer bed all the time. And
flyers must have been pretty special, because that main woman
gets it in her head and that little Toto want
to be put down. I'm a dog lover by Dorothy
(30:01):
grabbed up that little dog.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
She runned off.
Speaker 8 (30:03):
Summers they met this old fella of cooking hot dogs.
He looked at this big glass ball he had there
and told Dorothy that her aunt.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Him was a dying.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
But then this whole big tornyder blowed up. Some folks
call it a twister. I called it a tornyder. The
tornader blowed up. She run home with that little dog.
Just didn't time for that farmhouse there to get sucked
up into that tornader. I can't figure out why folks
are so scared of tornders. Dorothy looked out the window there,
(30:35):
and folkses are riding bikes and rocking in chires and
rowing boats and having all sorts of big time whales
are that house there finally landed someplace where things was
in color, and it is plumb run over with these
little printers called munchkins. Dorothy there she weren't no better
(30:57):
than a squirrel leading munchkins. He's even sma she was
during near mouths size. I reckon. I like the way
they talk, especially when them little sucker fellas did that dance? Please,
munching cretiss all get into Dorothy's house, squorshed some old
witch AND's been causing trouble in the area there. They
(31:18):
so happy they even made up a song about it
that seemed kind of cruel to me. Them munchkins was
having a ball. Right in the middle all the singing
and dancing, this green witch showed up a yelling, what'd
you kill my sister?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Firm?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
What you kill my firm, saying that her sister was
the one that got squorched by that house ar. All
she wanted was her sister's red shoes and alone.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Come.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
It's pretty woman in a wedding dress floating up in
this big old soap bubble. She gave him rid shoes
to Dorothy, saying that they's magic. That green witch, yes, sir,
she's so hot. She disappeared to make all the fire.
Then munchkins started singing and dancing again.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
They did that a lot.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
They send Dorothy down some yellow street there to meet
up with this wizard fella over in Oz so they
could get her home. Along the way, she met up
with this straw feller and a metal feller, some old
sissy catfella. Seems like he's all pretty much a sorry bunch,
couldn't do nothing for themselves. He's all headed to Oz.
(32:29):
They got wizard for some or other. That wizard weren't
no more than a big oldhead.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I reckon that.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Wizard is studying on doing some house cleaning, because he
said he'd help him out if and they'd bring him
that witch's broom. I reckon brooms is probably hard to
come by an oz there. So Dorothy and them it
took off that right witch. But she seen him coming,
turned loose some monkeys on him. He's there, one of
the regular monkeys. They had Wayne's like birds. They swooped
(33:03):
down on them. Folks put a herd on them, but
good except for Dorothy and that little dog there, and
monkeys toted them on back to the witch's castle. Some
folks calls in the palace, I called the castle. We
that straw feller and that metal feller and that old
sissy cat feller. They finally pulled themselves together set off
(33:25):
to rescue Dorothy in Totoe snuck up on the castlere
and whooped the tar out of these three soldier fellers
and stole their clothes. I think them soldiers liked them.
A cook here too, he's always singing about oreos and
what not. Wells for them boys, they found that Dorothy.
(33:46):
Why they's making their getaway there, Dorothy throwed a bucket
of water on that witch. She plum melted like a
popsigal on a hot day. Dorothy felt bad, I reckon,
but I don't think them soldiers are too upset up
at it, and just laughed and laughed. Gave Dorothy that room,
and the wizard was a hankering for her. She took
(34:06):
it on back to him. Some fella hiding behind the
shower curtain started handing out prizes. He gave that straw
feller a face of paper, and a clock to that
metal feller, and a big old medallion to that catman.
That fella's gonna take Dorothy back to that brown looking
place she wanted to go to in this big air
balloon where she plumb missed it. She commenced a blubber
(34:30):
and something terrible, and that soap bubble girl come back
and told her all she had to do to go
home was to knock her feet together. While she's wearing
them red shoes, that dead which was wearing I reckon.
She got pretty hot about here tonight. She'd hear that
back in Munchkin Town there, she wouldn't have had to
walk all that way to Oz getting towed it off
by flying monkey and what not. Though she popped that
(34:53):
soap bubble punched it pretty girl in the eye, and
she knocked her feet together and went home. She woke
up in that place where everything is brown, with her
hat and uncle and that hot dog Feller and then
three farmhands. Of course you can get back to their senses.
(35:13):
That main woman, come back, grab that little dog killed
it more than a story. They ain't no place like home.
But at least them munchkins won't kill you dog.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
Story time is fuck you. Mall right, Clair Greaves putted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven, and you a munchkin, little folio.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Biggest thing ever happened in Maybury, real.
Speaker 11 (35:48):
Big, big, big, big.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
Well, now, now just simmer down, Barney, what is well?
I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 6 (35:55):
Well, so far, all I know is it's something big.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Oh beg's the word far her It ain't word.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
For you, so are using it a lot?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Now?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
What you well?
Speaker 4 (36:04):
I just got it on the radio back of bruh.
Speaker 13 (36:06):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 6 (36:08):
One word?
Speaker 7 (36:09):
I can think her.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
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