May 21, 2025 • 46 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has her latest edition of TaterTainment News.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes Snipe Hunting with Carl Childers.. - Pinkard and Bowden perform “Friends in Crawl Spaces”.. - We’ll fill a request for the longest Playhouse in Big Show history - “The Challenge of the Fruits”.. - and Mr. Haney has details on his “Holy Cow! - Here Comes the Pope” sale”…
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on the radio.
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So all kind is going. A couple of wedding receptions
came in the same day. Wedding invitations, Yeah.
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Wedding invitations hit thank you, uh shanoah and chip at Greenwoods,
South Carolina. And then I'm telling me about Autumn and
Gracie and uh down there in Georgia. And I was
thinking to myself, Autumn, that's that's an odd name for
a guy.
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Oh no.
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And then I started looking at the pictures noticing there's, yeah,
all those pictures, it's it's it's not really a guy
in them.
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So what do you think is going on there?
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Joe?
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Wait a minute, I think he's artist.
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Do you think she just has, you know, a lot
of girl type friends?
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And look those there's a little picture over there in
there braziers.
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Now you're interested.
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So it sounds like this is what he's most likely
to show up for, that.
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All of a sudden interest.
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Yeah, it's really all we've gone for forty years.
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Yeah, and this is the one you have the worst show.
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I hope you were.
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I hope they were serious about inviting you.
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But anyway we tell them, we said love you meet it.
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He might show up. Don't probably put their tops back
on for the ceremony.
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Yeah yeah, oh oh thanks y'all listen, they don't.
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in the name of democracy. I'm talking deportations. Now, only
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an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against throwing
illegal alien ne're do wells back to their homeland. I mean,
breaking a law is reason enough. But and like Kim Kardashian,
this is a big butt. Have we gone far enough?
I mean, look around. There are people walking among us
that do more than enough to deserve to be banished
from the civilized population. And I'm not just talking about
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the heifers from the view, there are plenty of other
people who can ride along with the Democrats as they
wing their way down Salvador on your dime to French
kiss and slow dance with gangsters.
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Don't worry. I have a list, so here.
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It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock drawer.
Under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me comes
Today's top ten list. The top ten other people who
need to be deported. Number ten people who fart when
doing only one push up. Number nine people who need
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to be on a tractor to do their best thinking.
Number eight people who insist their coworkers learn their dog's barks.
Speaker 13 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Number seven people who can't find their big bags. Are
we seting a pattern? Number six people who can't refill
their water bottles themselves. Number five people who can't travel
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without an entourage. Number four people who think cousins are
good for practicing. Number three people who claim that they've
been in trauma when they clearly have it. Number two
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people who work fewer days a year than Congress. And
the number one type of person who needs to be
deported people who made a four decade career out of
the catchphrase.
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Oo wah u wah uh wah.
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Will somebody explained it to him?
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Speaker 13 (17:25):
Now, you've probably seen it on a lot of your
conservative talk shows or have heard it on your talk
radio that the Conservative has been going after Joe Biden's
people about the fact that they knew that he had
some dementia going on and was not fit mainly for
like the last three years of his presidency.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, bugs are coming out, books are wow.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Well, it was announced on last on this Sunday, excuse me,
that former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with aggressive
prostate cancer. Diagnosis came out on Friday, revealed grade group
five prostate cancer and it had metastasized to his bones.
And despite the severity, doctors noted that the cancer is
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hormone sensitive, which may allow for effective treatments. According to
People magazine, Biden and his family are reviewing treatment options
with his physicians, and the announcement follows a previous health
update on May thirteenth, after a routine physical exam identified
a small prostate nodule.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
So so what are they saying, Like it's kind of
convenient because now that it's oh, you can't talk about
what's happening right now when the book is coming out
at the exact same time that they announced that he's
had got cancer. But then they're looking back and saying
that he would have to have it for a long
time before now because of the stage. I've heard some
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doctors say.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That, you know, there's things a lot of look over here.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Now are we going to start believing?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
I mean, looking at past records, they haven't been one
truthful with us in the past, you know, so now sudden,
but this is starting right now.
Speaker 13 (19:02):
I say we just leave him out of the news altogether,
and he does right.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
I mean if his dementia was that bad, you know,
that's mainly what everyone was saying, was like, my goodness,
take care of them.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Don't be putting them through all of this.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
We knew it two years ago, sitting on the couch
and Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah, it's like they lied to
us just taking the media was complacent too.
Speaker 20 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
So these are the things to look forward now, to
look for because it's out there in the news, and
see what the media does with it, see what happens
on the more important things. Joe Exotic's husband has been deported.
Who is Jot Tiger Tiger King?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Is he still in prison?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
He is still in prison.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
He is serving out his twenty one year year sentence
for his involvement in the murder for higher plot targeting
Carol Baskin. That's how we all, you know, mainly got
to know Joe.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, yes, all right.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
Well he got married Joe Exotic behind bars in April.
After getting engaged. In October of twenty twenty four, his husband,
Jorge Marquez Flores, was released from prison from a Texas
prison and but then was immediately picked up for his
legal status as a citizen. They were pursuing asylum for
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Missus Exotic. I don't really know how to say it
Joe's husband, but Joe posted to his social media which
I didn't know they could do.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Get some computer time, he said.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
They have officially taken him to an IC detention center
for his hearing. To either stay in America or go
back to Mexico. And my plans are upon my release.
He is willing to leave the United States to go
be with his husband wherever he is.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Is Joe gonna have to serve out the whole twenty
years so far he's been working.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
He's been working on the President, trying to get you know,
get out of pardon. And no, no, no movement on
that yet. For Joe Exotic, that's who I think you
for let out is Joe Exotic?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yes, sir, I like her.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Joe job.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
We'll see how you feel when he moves next door.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
Another story out about Megan Markel and her diva behavior.
According to a new report, while she was planning her
wedding to the Prince, she became so belligerent with a
caterer that.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Queen Elizabeth had a step in.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
There's a new book out by biographer Katie Nickel titled
The New Royals and says it happened during a tasting.
Those a very tasting her very important when you're hiring catering.
So she cites a source that said Megan was at
the castle to taste some of the dishes and told
one of the caters she could taste egg, and she
got quite upset, saying that the dish was meant to
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be vegan and macrobiotic.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
And that's when the late Queen.
Speaker 13 (22:04):
Interviewed, interviewed and said girl, no, and so here hold
my crown, where the Queen said apparently walked in and said, Megan,
in this family, we don't speak to people like that.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Dude, We'll get out.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I'm not gonna be a duchess.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
And my last story is about Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
According to TMZ, Pam Anderson has no plans to rekindle
things with her ex hubby Tommy Lee if his current
marriage ends. Apparently, sources close to Pamela and her family
say that absolutely there's no way she would ever get
back together with the Motley Crue drummer, even if he
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and his wife, Britney Furlan were to officially divorce amid
their ongoing separation. Here is the couple thirty years later.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I gave that just a John boy so that he kid.
Speaker 19 (23:01):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
With Tommy Lee?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Anderson has gone on natural.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Wow, that's how she appears to look like. Looks like
a younger mea pharaoh.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah to me, that's the haircut doing it.
Speaker 13 (23:16):
TMC was told that Pamela's focused on herself, enjoying being
single and has zero interests in revisiting the past.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Looking looking natural.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
I remember, you know, when I was up on her
at the racetrack, I says he looked like you needed
to be ironed.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
My life. Thank you so much baby for that report.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out collectors would know
the original reason for putting reeds on the size of
these sides of these was a de ter people from
cutting off of what we found out was coins. Right,
coins back in the day is why collectors would know that,
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and they did today is John Boy Jeopardy per capita?
The people in this US state consume twice as much
ice cream as the rest of the nation.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
What is the state of depression?
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I have gone through a gallon er two? Oh yeah
with me?
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What's y'all got one? Ain't big show? You told? Free line?
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We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a
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Otherwise known as John and Boy, lending your title.
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Thank you.
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As they hated Kenny out of Stony Creek, Tennessee. Good morning, Kenny,
Good morning, your boy, old buddy.
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How you doing so far?
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First time call?
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All right?
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You're not for Kenny had a boy, Kenny, you got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy on this May
twenty First, per capita, the people in this US state
consumed twice as much ice cream as the rest of
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What you're thinking, Kenny, I.
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Think it's a state where it's cold. I like ice
cream better.
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In the cold weather.
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I believe it's Alaska.
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You say Alaska, Well that is not in a little
stage you know.
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Frozen longer. Who knows? Well, Kenny got it going on.
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You got your big old assortment of swag from World
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Ken, It that sounds great, John Boy.
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Can I give a shout out?
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Yeah?
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Go ahead.
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I have five grandchildren and my last grandchild was born
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Well, that is awesome, Kenny. Congratulations and love to your family.
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Buddy.
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Thank you so much, John Boy. I appreciate your supporting
of our veterans and first responders and keep it going
many years.
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Listeners like you, Kenny makes it all worthwhile. Man, these
many years, buddy, we appreciate you.
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Thank you so much.
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Today's top ten list Top ten things You'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say. Number ten. You know, I just
wouldn't feel safe out there without that restrictor plate.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Number nine.
Speaker 16 (28:43):
Gee, the race doesn't start for another couple of minutes.
I think I'll climb out of the car and sign
a few autographs.
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Number eight.
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into this immediately. Number seven. You know, I'm sure good
to see Gordon get a win after that long dry spell.
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Number five.
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Number four.
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Number three.
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Boy, those new T shirt designs are a tad gaudy.
Can we tone them down a little bit? Number two?
I'd like to thank the Prince of Darkness for my
victory today. And the number one thing you'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say for Chevy Heck, what difference does
it make?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Really, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 22 (29:52):
I'm gonna give you an engine low to the ground,
extra big old panel, cut the winds underneath you. I'll
give you thirty forty more horse power. I'm gonna give
you a shoe line and will hold an extra guy
on the gas. I'm gonna shave half an inch off
you and shape.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
You like a bullet.
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Good morning radio, dumb right, A.
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Good morning? What's aboundy for you?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
What's the matter with you?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So the bloat? Yeah, but you know he's from Chicago.
Yeah it's not even but he does speak Italian.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, this makes very good languages. You go, so
like give my Chicago. Yeah, they're calling him dump Hope,
the dump hop there. Oh oh that wing over Here's
that I can enjoy. This episode.
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Now Here Steve, thank you, loving good eight Steve. Here
in the wilds of Arkansas, home of the razorbacks, poor education,
and disgraced American presidents. And today we're looking for that
legendary creature, the snipe. Hold on, I know what you're thinking,
Old Steve has fallen for the oldest joke in a book.
(31:52):
But don't worry. I'm onto them. I just don't want
to spoil their fun. Some of the boys even hooked
me up with a local expert for I'm right here
in Millsburg.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
What a character.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
And here he comes.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Now, how you doing out here, mister crocodile Feller?
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Not too chabby? How are you, Karl?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'm taller'm on, Rickon, I like the way you told right.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Back at you.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Well, your boss, mister Cooks says, besides being a mechanical whiz,
you're just about the best snipe hunter in the state.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I do all right. You just gotta be a little
smarter than a snipe, is all. I guess I'm a
little smarter.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Well, I brought my gear along for the big snipe hunt.
Pull that bag, flashlight and a whistle.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
You know something, mister, For being on TV and all,
you ain't very smart? You go, honey, snipe for that miss.
I've now put a real heart on you. Or you
make them say it's so dangerous? Aren't they just little
flightless birds like our.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Key we back home?
Speaker 11 (32:49):
He's ain't damn little sissy yankee snipe mister Jesus am
Arkansas razor beak snipes?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Well, what's the difference?
Speaker 11 (32:56):
Well, sir, I got a sharp beak and claws that
all plum slash you to ribbons, krikey.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I guess we'll just have to call it off and
come back another time.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
No, no need for that.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
There you go, mister Crockfeller, I recogni's all you being needing.
What's this kaiser blade? Some folks calls it a sling blade?
I called it a kaiser blade.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, what do I do with it?
Speaker 11 (33:20):
Well, sir, when out old mister snipe, here's out of whistle,
See he's out of flashlights.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
He'll come a barreling out of the bush's arm. Your
best bet as the heck.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Off that beat before he can chissy bob ye and
you can chop his leg off so you can't claw
your iners out.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Then you take a sharp edge, cut his head clean off.
We'll hear in the commotion.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
By that time we'll come here. You dress him out
her good with mustard. Well, wish me like I put
my arm r on you before I sit off out
of here. Let's see how the hunt goes first. Okay,
all right, then brother, talk about drama. I better get
rid of this nasty blady here before someone gets hurt.
(34:05):
Here we go now on with the charade, flashlight on
and here.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What fun?
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I better having a real life. What a great bunch
of blokes?
Speaker 18 (34:23):
Yeah, what what's the.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Cricky?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
You are not going to believe these, but I think
these might be real snipes brown and round and that
long beak. What a bunch of little ravers. Hold on
a second, it.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Chick, chick, chick, come on, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, I've got I've got one. Oh he's adorable. And
that beak, it sure does look sharp. I'll just touch
it with the end of my finger. Huh, right straight through.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
I'll just.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
That's smart's take it out and remember to keep that
beak away from my hands and my face. I'm gonna
put this rascal in that secon before he decides to
cut loose with those.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Claws.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Oh, chimney whiskers. Well, I'm not taking any more chances.
I'll just scoop up the whole lot of them we
are and put them in this bag.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
I'ding, mister Kropfeller, what you got in a sad? I
hit you total if I don't give out first.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Well, Carl, it looks like that joke's on you. Look
in this baggie real snots.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Mister, then just young?
Speaker 10 (35:47):
How can you tell?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Because have growed up once looked like that.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Holy crap, she's at least nine feet tall, like a
cross between an ostrich A tarradct Barber streisand horror. I
thought this was some kind of a joke, No, sir,
some kind of.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Burn well, what do I do now?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You want to drop that poke? That mama saying, what
did you catch my young inspur? What did you catch
my young spur?
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
All right.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
There?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Now?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
What I have had her with that kind of blade?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
What you're away?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
What do I do? Close your eyes?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
If I do? Will she leave me alone?
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Knows?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Sir? But at least you won't have to watch yourself
getting toward apart.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Lucky met rascals.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Ain't they nothing that matters now? But could you hold
them away from Boss's face?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
All right?
Speaker 15 (36:59):
Did tune in again next week for another episode of
The Crocodile Stalkers.
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Yeah, oh man, the entry into the diary of Gary Busey. Man,
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Speaker 10 (40:19):
Dear Diary, This is Gary.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 19 (40:27):
I'm just checking in to gloat on another incredible, amazing, fantastical,
inspirational beauty accomplishment. No I didn't get another Oscar nomination.
No I didn't get a call to star in another
installment of Big Girls from the planet Hillbilly, there was
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Hollywood Senior Progue. You can rock and you can roll in,
play corn hole at the prom. You can eat little
winners and dance with in betweeners at the don't be
surprised if you catch me making out with your mom.
Put it us a bunk bag.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
The idea come to me because so.
Speaker 19 (41:14):
Many stars and starlits of a certain age missed their
proms due to their work obligations. But when old magnanimous
abuse his senses of need, he does his dad gum
best to rectify. Crazy Frankie and I found the perfect venue. Now,
when you're looking for a place like that, it's important
to have somewhere the most Hollywood knew about and had
(41:36):
been to. And this was an abandoned warehouse in West
Hollywood where they used to make pink pucker peets, butt
beads and booty paraphernalia.
Speaker 17 (41:45):
Yeah yeah, yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah.
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Those a weasel, a thrill that's cheaper than a gallon
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Just to y'all get it?
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Got it good enough?
Speaker 19 (42:10):
As anyone who's ever been to a prom knows, the
theme is a big deal. Crazy frank You suggested a
return to Epstein's Island, but we realized that most of
the gals attending would be over eighteen, so that was
a wash. We throw it around has beans and lesbians,
(42:31):
but it felt like we was leaving some folks out.
Maybe we needed to be edgy. So two girls, one cup,
almost made the cut, but then we prized to go
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dollars and cents.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Get it har hard hardy har harr.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
In the end, we played it safe with Promie Wood
the sequel, Get your tickets, don't be late, come alone,
don't need a date, a passel full of straits and fruits.
When morning comes, he'll be not. I can boot push pull,
push pull, just like riding a Brahma bull men. As
(43:11):
far as food went, we had little meat balls and
pigs in a blanket. And the food weren't bad neither,
but the food weren't nearly as impressive as the amenities.
I got a hold of some of my buddies that
got this classic car club and they set up a
dozen vintage cars around the perimeter of the dance floor. See,
so when these horn dogs had the mood hit them,
(43:33):
they had a back seat they could retire to so
they could do what comes naturally, and boy was at
a hit. Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Fleeve rekindled their romance
in the back seat of a vintage Caddy. New Odd
couple Caitlyn Jenner and Tanya Harding wound up in the
back of a Chevy van and that's all right with me.
(43:55):
Share kidnapped one of the teenage Valet Parkers into an
old Chevy Pala that didn't last long. After about five
minutes he come out of that car. Scoiman like a
band say, oh, it's a shame. Really, that's probably the
(44:15):
first time he ever saw a naked woman. He'll be
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date a girl born in this century?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Robin Gary wentz again, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it.
Speaker 19 (44:43):
Was Any of Wonders and Miracles diary. A record producer
was there and the band we hired, the Whistling Bungholes,
got a contract but no regard. Robert de Niro went
home with a white woman and Sydney Sweeney landed a
big movie. And she doesn't even have to take the
(45:04):
hooters out for a walk. By the time the night
was over, about five hundred folks.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
At the time of their lives, and they owe it
all of me.
Speaker 19 (45:15):
On the way out, of the door. We handed out
fifty percent off coupons to the West Hollywood Frea Clinic.
We even gave one hundred percent off coupons to Andy
Dick and Kathy Griffin on account of they were in
charge of cleaning the back seats. Gary Busey says.
Speaker 10 (45:32):
You're welcome.
Speaker 19 (45:34):
All well, Dowry, I got a ski daddle. Me and
Kathy Bates are going for our monthly Bukini wax and
let me tell you, brother, it's an all day fine
until next time. EXAs and O's Gary.
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So all kind is going. A couple of wedding receptions
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Wedding invitations hit thank you, uh shanoah and chip at Greenwoods,
South Carolina. And then I'm telling me about Autumn and
Gracie and uh down there in Georgia. And I was
thinking to myself, Autumn, that's that's an odd name for
a guy.
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Oh no.
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So what do you think is going on there?
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Joe?
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Wait a minute, I think he's artist.
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Do you think she just has, you know, a lot
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Now you're interested.
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So it sounds like this is what he's most likely
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All of a sudden interest.
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Yeah, it's really all we've gone for forty years.
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Yeah, and this is the one you have the worst show.
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I hope you were.
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I hope they were serious about inviting you.
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But anyway we tell them, we said love you meet it.
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He might show up. Don't probably put their tops back
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Yeah yeah, oh oh thanks y'all listen, they don't.
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Oh no, your morning big shows on the radio.
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And here's our man.
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Greeting seekers of truth and humor. It is I Bill Silvers,
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Rick Flair. I believe the phrase is woo and I
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(11:42):
an idiot, a dunce, a moron would be against throwing
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(12:04):
the heifers from the view, there are plenty of other
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Don't worry. I have a list, so here.
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It is kept hidden in elan Omar's husband brothers sock drawer.
Under Chris Van hollins unpublished autobiography, Gang Like Me comes
Today's top ten list. The top ten other people who
need to be deported. Number ten people who fart when
doing only one push up. Number nine people who need
(12:44):
to be on a tractor to do their best thinking.
Number eight people who insist their coworkers learn their dog's barks.
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Yeah.
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Number seven people who can't find their big bags. Are
we seting a pattern? Number six people who can't refill
their water bottles themselves. Number five people who can't travel
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without an entourage. Number four people who think cousins are
good for practicing. Number three people who claim that they've
been in trauma when they clearly have it. Number two
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people who work fewer days a year than Congress. And
the number one type of person who needs to be
deported people who made a four decade career out of
the catchphrase.
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Oo wah u wah uh wah.
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Will somebody explained it to him?
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Alrighty Didy, thank you so much.
Speaker 13 (17:25):
Now, you've probably seen it on a lot of your
conservative talk shows or have heard it on your talk
radio that the Conservative has been going after Joe Biden's
people about the fact that they knew that he had
some dementia going on and was not fit mainly for
like the last three years of his presidency.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Yeah, bugs are coming out, books are wow.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Well, it was announced on last on this Sunday, excuse me,
that former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with aggressive
prostate cancer. Diagnosis came out on Friday, revealed grade group
five prostate cancer and it had metastasized to his bones.
And despite the severity, doctors noted that the cancer is
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hormone sensitive, which may allow for effective treatments. According to
People magazine, Biden and his family are reviewing treatment options
with his physicians, and the announcement follows a previous health
update on May thirteenth, after a routine physical exam identified
a small prostate nodule.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
So so what are they saying, Like it's kind of
convenient because now that it's oh, you can't talk about
what's happening right now when the book is coming out
at the exact same time that they announced that he's
had got cancer. But then they're looking back and saying
that he would have to have it for a long
time before now because of the stage. I've heard some
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doctors say.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
That, you know, there's things a lot of look over here.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Now are we going to start believing?
Speaker 9 (18:52):
I mean, looking at past records, they haven't been one
truthful with us in the past, you know, so now sudden,
but this is starting right now.
Speaker 13 (19:02):
I say we just leave him out of the news altogether,
and he does right.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
I mean if his dementia was that bad, you know,
that's mainly what everyone was saying, was like, my goodness,
take care of them.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Don't be putting them through all of this.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
We knew it two years ago, sitting on the couch
and Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah, it's like they lied to
us just taking the media was complacent too.
Speaker 20 (19:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
So these are the things to look forward now, to
look for because it's out there in the news, and
see what the media does with it, see what happens
on the more important things. Joe Exotic's husband has been deported.
Who is Jot Tiger Tiger King?
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Is he still in prison?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
He is still in prison.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
He is serving out his twenty one year year sentence
for his involvement in the murder for higher plot targeting
Carol Baskin. That's how we all, you know, mainly got
to know Joe.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Yeah, yes, all right.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
Well he got married Joe Exotic behind bars in April.
After getting engaged. In October of twenty twenty four, his husband,
Jorge Marquez Flores, was released from prison from a Texas
prison and but then was immediately picked up for his
legal status as a citizen. They were pursuing asylum for
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Missus Exotic. I don't really know how to say it
Joe's husband, but Joe posted to his social media which
I didn't know they could do.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Get some computer time, he said.
Speaker 13 (20:46):
They have officially taken him to an IC detention center
for his hearing. To either stay in America or go
back to Mexico. And my plans are upon my release.
He is willing to leave the United States to go
be with his husband wherever he is.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Is Joe gonna have to serve out the whole twenty
years so far he's been working.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
He's been working on the President, trying to get you know,
get out of pardon. And no, no, no movement on
that yet. For Joe Exotic, that's who I think you
for let out is Joe Exotic?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yes, sir, I like her.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Joe job.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
We'll see how you feel when he moves next door.
Speaker 13 (21:26):
Another story out about Megan Markel and her diva behavior.
According to a new report, while she was planning her
wedding to the Prince, she became so belligerent with a
caterer that.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Queen Elizabeth had a step in.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
There's a new book out by biographer Katie Nickel titled
The New Royals and says it happened during a tasting.
Those a very tasting her very important when you're hiring catering.
So she cites a source that said Megan was at
the castle to taste some of the dishes and told
one of the caters she could taste egg, and she
got quite upset, saying that the dish was meant to
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be vegan and macrobiotic.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
And that's when the late Queen.
Speaker 13 (22:04):
Interviewed, interviewed and said girl, no, and so here hold
my crown, where the Queen said apparently walked in and said, Megan,
in this family, we don't speak to people like that.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Dude, We'll get out.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I'm not gonna be a duchess.
Speaker 13 (22:30):
And my last story is about Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
According to TMZ, Pam Anderson has no plans to rekindle
things with her ex hubby Tommy Lee if his current
marriage ends. Apparently, sources close to Pamela and her family
say that absolutely there's no way she would ever get
back together with the Motley Crue drummer, even if he
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and his wife, Britney Furlan were to officially divorce amid
their ongoing separation. Here is the couple thirty years later.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I gave that just a John boy so that he kid.
Speaker 19 (23:01):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
With Tommy Lee?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Anderson has gone on natural.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Wow, that's how she appears to look like. Looks like
a younger mea pharaoh.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah to me, that's the haircut doing it.
Speaker 13 (23:16):
TMC was told that Pamela's focused on herself, enjoying being
single and has zero interests in revisiting the past.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Looking looking natural.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
I remember, you know, when I was up on her
at the racetrack, I says he looked like you needed
to be ironed.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
My life. Thank you so much baby for that report.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy.
Let's review yesterday's question. We found out collectors would know
the original reason for putting reeds on the size of
these sides of these was a de ter people from
cutting off of what we found out was coins. Right,
coins back in the day is why collectors would know that,
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and they did today is John Boy Jeopardy per capita?
The people in this US state consume twice as much
ice cream as the rest of the nation.
Speaker 13 (24:15):
What is the state of depression?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
I have gone through a gallon er two? Oh yeah
with me?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
What's y'all got one? Ain't big show? You told? Free line?
Speaker 9 (24:27):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a
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It's John Boy Jeviany.
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Road.
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You are there, who need to know a little bit
more about a little bit less. Here he is next,
You're know it all.
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Otherwise known as John and Boy, lending your title.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
As they hated Kenny out of Stony Creek, Tennessee. Good morning, Kenny,
Good morning, your boy, old buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
How you doing so far?
Speaker 12 (25:46):
First time call?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
All right?
Speaker 9 (25:48):
You're not for Kenny had a boy, Kenny, you got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy on this May
twenty First, per capita, the people in this US state
consumed twice as much ice cream as the rest of
the nation.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
What you're thinking, Kenny, I.
Speaker 12 (26:08):
Think it's a state where it's cold. I like ice
cream better.
Speaker 13 (26:12):
In the cold weather.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
I believe it's Alaska.
Speaker 20 (26:15):
You say Alaska, Well that is not in a little
stage you know.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Frozen longer. Who knows? Well, Kenny got it going on.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
You got your big old assortment of swag from World
Lawnmowers heading over to Stony Creek.
Speaker 10 (26:38):
Ken, It that sounds great, John Boy.
Speaker 12 (26:43):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Go ahead.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
I have five grandchildren and my last grandchild was born
this morning, Rice and James, and I'm so proud of
all of them. Riley Hadley, Will Brady and now Bryceon.
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Well, that is awesome, Kenny. Congratulations and love to your family.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Buddy.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Thank you so much, John Boy. I appreciate your supporting
of our veterans and first responders and keep it going
many years.
Speaker 9 (27:20):
Listeners like you, Kenny makes it all worthwhile. Man, these
many years, buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
All Right, man, I.
Speaker 18 (27:30):
Gona, it's about a mony hours, So what's would out
of time?
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Oh?
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Tell me, mister hany in the poat sales out of
my mother.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Today's top ten list Top ten things You'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say. Number ten. You know, I just
wouldn't feel safe out there without that restrictor plate.
Speaker 10 (28:42):
Number nine.
Speaker 16 (28:43):
Gee, the race doesn't start for another couple of minutes.
I think I'll climb out of the car and sign
a few autographs.
Speaker 10 (28:49):
Number eight.
Speaker 16 (28:50):
This new body style seems to give our cars a
distinct advantage over the competition. I think NASCAR should look
into this immediately. Number seven. You know, I'm sure good
to see Gordon get a win after that long dry spell.
He's been going through. Number six. Look it's John Boy
with the garage pass. Hey, big guy over here.
Speaker 10 (29:11):
Number five.
Speaker 16 (29:12):
I sure wish Ms Winston would stop pinching me on
the butt during driver introduction.
Speaker 19 (29:17):
Number four.
Speaker 16 (29:18):
Gee, guys, some of this stuff into the hood looks
a little fishy to me. Let's get Gary Nelson over
to take a look.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Number three.
Speaker 16 (29:25):
Boy, those new T shirt designs are a tad gaudy.
Can we tone them down a little bit? Number two?
I'd like to thank the Prince of Darkness for my
victory today. And the number one thing you'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say for Chevy Heck, what difference does
it make?
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Really, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 22 (29:52):
I'm gonna give you an engine low to the ground,
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on the gas. I'm gonna shave half an inch off
you and shape.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
You like a bullet.
Speaker 10 (30:09):
Good morning radio, dumb right, A.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Good morning? What's aboundy for you?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
What's the matter with you?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So the bloat? Yeah, but you know he's from Chicago.
Yeah it's not even but he does speak Italian.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I've heard that.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, yeah, this makes very good languages. You go, so
like give my Chicago. Yeah, they're calling him dump Hope,
the dump hop there. Oh oh that wing over Here's
that I can enjoy. This episode.
Speaker 15 (31:19):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Now Here Steve, thank you, loving good eight Steve. Here
in the wilds of Arkansas, home of the razorbacks, poor education,
and disgraced American presidents. And today we're looking for that
legendary creature, the snipe. Hold on, I know what you're thinking,
Old Steve has fallen for the oldest joke in a book.
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But don't worry. I'm onto them. I just don't want
to spoil their fun. Some of the boys even hooked
me up with a local expert for I'm right here
in Millsburg.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
What a character.
Speaker 18 (32:02):
And here he comes.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Now, how you doing out here, mister crocodile Feller?
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Not too chabby? How are you, Karl?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'm taller'm on, Rickon, I like the way you told right.
Speaker 10 (32:13):
Back at you.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Well, your boss, mister Cooks says, besides being a mechanical whiz,
you're just about the best snipe hunter in the state.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I do all right. You just gotta be a little
smarter than a snipe, is all. I guess I'm a
little smarter.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Well, I brought my gear along for the big snipe hunt.
Pull that bag, flashlight and a whistle.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
You know something, mister, For being on TV and all,
you ain't very smart? You go, honey, snipe for that miss.
I've now put a real heart on you. Or you
make them say it's so dangerous? Aren't they just little
flightless birds like our.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Key we back home?
Speaker 11 (32:49):
He's ain't damn little sissy yankee snipe mister Jesus am
Arkansas razor beak snipes?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Well, what's the difference?
Speaker 11 (32:56):
Well, sir, I got a sharp beak and claws that
all plum slash you to ribbons, krikey.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
I guess we'll just have to call it off and
come back another time.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
No, no need for that.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
There you go, mister Crockfeller, I recogni's all you being needing.
What's this kaiser blade? Some folks calls it a sling blade?
I called it a kaiser blade.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yeah, what do I do with it?
Speaker 11 (33:20):
Well, sir, when out old mister snipe, here's out of whistle,
See he's out of flashlights.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
He'll come a barreling out of the bush's arm. Your
best bet as the heck.
Speaker 11 (33:29):
Off that beat before he can chissy bob ye and
you can chop his leg off so you can't claw
your iners out.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Then you take a sharp edge, cut his head clean off.
We'll hear in the commotion.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
By that time we'll come here. You dress him out
her good with mustard. Well, wish me like I put
my arm r on you before I sit off out
of here. Let's see how the hunt goes first. Okay,
all right, then brother, talk about drama. I better get
rid of this nasty blady here before someone gets hurt.
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Here we go now on with the charade, flashlight on
and here.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe?
Speaker 1 (34:18):
What fun?
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I better having a real life. What a great bunch
of blokes?
Speaker 18 (34:23):
Yeah, what what's the.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Cricky?
Speaker 5 (34:27):
You are not going to believe these, but I think
these might be real snipes brown and round and that
long beak. What a bunch of little ravers. Hold on
a second, it.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Chick, chick, chick, come on, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, I've got I've got one. Oh he's adorable. And
that beak, it sure does look sharp. I'll just touch
it with the end of my finger. Huh, right straight through.
Speaker 10 (34:56):
I'll just.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
That's smart's take it out and remember to keep that
beak away from my hands and my face. I'm gonna
put this rascal in that secon before he decides to
cut loose with those.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Claws.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Oh, chimney whiskers. Well, I'm not taking any more chances.
I'll just scoop up the whole lot of them we
are and put them in this bag.
Speaker 11 (35:30):
I'ding, mister Kropfeller, what you got in a sad? I
hit you total if I don't give out first.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Well, Carl, it looks like that joke's on you. Look
in this baggie real snots.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Mister, then just young?
Speaker 10 (35:47):
How can you tell?
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Because have growed up once looked like that.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Holy crap, she's at least nine feet tall, like a
cross between an ostrich A tarradct Barber streisand horror. I
thought this was some kind of a joke, No, sir,
some kind of.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
Burn well, what do I do now?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
You want to drop that poke? That mama saying, what
did you catch my young inspur? What did you catch
my young spur?
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Like?
Speaker 2 (36:16):
All right.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
There?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
Now?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
What I have had her with that kind of blade?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
What you're away?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
What do I do? Close your eyes?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
If I do? Will she leave me alone?
Speaker 11 (36:27):
Knows?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Sir? But at least you won't have to watch yourself
getting toward apart.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Lucky met rascals.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Ain't they nothing that matters now? But could you hold
them away from Boss's face?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
All right?
Speaker 15 (36:59):
Did tune in again next week for another episode of
The Crocodile Stalkers.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news, wedthernsports.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon.
Speaker 17 (37:34):
The cookies of discontent, by the heat of the launderman
fan leaving this soul and then like in Petrago dot dot,
you know kind of host set up leaving his soul,
parting the waters of the Medulla Oblongata with John Boy
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and Billy on the Big Show like that John Boy.
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Ye morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 9 (38:41):
Let's see lead at John Moore's wonderful Thing number one
hundred and forty three, And they found an autograph photo
John Boy's legendary White and Uncle ryde at Brustol motor
speed away set in the world speed record for a
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Speaker 1 (38:59):
And you zoom in on that.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Love the White Knuncle ride a little south of ninety
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Speaker 1 (39:11):
Went crazy crazy whah who do it like you're Italian?
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 1 (39:21):
You think it's a saint? Say like Paul him?
Speaker 9 (39:23):
Yeah, oh man, the entry into the diary of Gary Busey. Man,
everybody's been talking about this. If you hadn't heard the
Hollywood from that they had, this is some hilarious stuff.
Make sure you get what you're doing done, because he's
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can win you some in minutes. And Now an entry
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Speaker 10 (40:19):
Dear Diary, This is Gary.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 19 (40:27):
I'm just checking in to gloat on another incredible, amazing, fantastical,
inspirational beauty accomplishment. No I didn't get another Oscar nomination.
No I didn't get a call to star in another
installment of Big Girls from the planet Hillbilly, there was
something much more Fulfilly the first annual Big Bash Bucy
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Hollywood Senior Progue. You can rock and you can roll in,
play corn hole at the prom. You can eat little
winners and dance with in betweeners at the don't be
surprised if you catch me making out with your mom.
Put it us a bunk bag.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
The idea come to me because so.
Speaker 19 (41:14):
Many stars and starlits of a certain age missed their
proms due to their work obligations. But when old magnanimous
abuse his senses of need, he does his dad gum
best to rectify. Crazy Frankie and I found the perfect venue. Now,
when you're looking for a place like that, it's important
to have somewhere the most Hollywood knew about and had
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been to. And this was an abandoned warehouse in West
Hollywood where they used to make pink pucker peets, butt
beads and booty paraphernalia.
Speaker 17 (41:45):
Yeah yeah, yea yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah yeah.
Speaker 19 (41:49):
Those a weasel, a thrill that's cheaper than a gallon
of diesel. Pull the cord and get a treat. It
can't be beat at pink pucker peats. Your world will
be different.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Come the dog? Is that a farner?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Just to y'all get it?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Got it good enough?
Speaker 19 (42:10):
As anyone who's ever been to a prom knows, the
theme is a big deal. Crazy frank You suggested a
return to Epstein's Island, but we realized that most of
the gals attending would be over eighteen, so that was
a wash. We throw it around has beans and lesbians,
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but it felt like we was leaving some folks out.
Maybe we needed to be edgy. So two girls, one cup,
almost made the cut, but then we prized to go
and rate for barf buckets and it just didn't make
dollars and cents.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Get it har hard hardy har harr.
Speaker 19 (42:50):
In the end, we played it safe with Promie Wood
the sequel, Get your tickets, don't be late, come alone,
don't need a date, a passel full of straits and fruits.
When morning comes, he'll be not. I can boot push pull,
push pull, just like riding a Brahma bull men. As
(43:11):
far as food went, we had little meat balls and
pigs in a blanket. And the food weren't bad neither,
but the food weren't nearly as impressive as the amenities.
I got a hold of some of my buddies that
got this classic car club and they set up a
dozen vintage cars around the perimeter of the dance floor. See,
so when these horn dogs had the mood hit them,
(43:33):
they had a back seat they could retire to so
they could do what comes naturally, and boy was at
a hit. Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Fleeve rekindled their romance
in the back seat of a vintage Caddy. New Odd
couple Caitlyn Jenner and Tanya Harding wound up in the
back of a Chevy van and that's all right with me.
(43:55):
Share kidnapped one of the teenage Valet Parkers into an
old Chevy Pala that didn't last long. After about five
minutes he come out of that car. Scoiman like a
band say, oh, it's a shame. Really, that's probably the
(44:15):
first time he ever saw a naked woman. He'll be
scarred for life. And Dayton Nathan Lane for it's all
set down seeing all that gray and Wrinkley gives a
fellow the shrively shrinklyes them giant teeth Audentery or the
date a girl born in this century?
Speaker 5 (44:34):
Robin Gary wentz again, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it.
Speaker 19 (44:43):
Was Any of Wonders and Miracles diary. A record producer
was there and the band we hired, the Whistling Bungholes,
got a contract but no regard. Robert de Niro went
home with a white woman and Sydney Sweeney landed a
big movie. And she doesn't even have to take the
(45:04):
hooters out for a walk. By the time the night
was over, about five hundred folks.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
At the time of their lives, and they owe it
all of me.
Speaker 19 (45:15):
On the way out, of the door. We handed out
fifty percent off coupons to the West Hollywood Frea Clinic.
We even gave one hundred percent off coupons to Andy
Dick and Kathy Griffin on account of they were in
charge of cleaning the back seats. Gary Busey says.
Speaker 10 (45:32):
You're welcome.
Speaker 19 (45:34):
All well, Dowry, I got a ski daddle. Me and
Kathy Bates are going for our monthly Bukini wax and
let me tell you, brother, it's an all day fine
until next time. EXAs and O's Gary.
Speaker 9 (45:59):
Be let Blake beating the blonde while we can one
eight hundred big show. You told Freeline we'll go to
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