October 22, 2025 • 39 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this week's Tatertainment report.. - The Grumpy Old Man really, really Hates Halloween.. - We’ll get an update on the big doings going on over at Whitey Ford’s dealership.. - Terry Hanson goes to a Karaoke Bar for his Halloween date night.. - Mark Packer recaps yet another ridiculous week in College Football.. - and Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band takes us out with “Trailer Park Halloween”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Got a doodle doo of the.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hey to your Wednesday morning. I was more. There we
are October twenty second, twenty twenty five, already here the
forty third weave, two hundred and ninety fifth day of
twenty five. There are seventy days left until the brand
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new year of twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's just a blink.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That's nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It was way so fast. The true oh do you
get quicker? It goes? Baby? You know we're looking at
that saying, you know, so, oh do you get done?
Time seem like it passes more quickly, and it really
it really does. Somebody like said like they looked at
it like it's kind of a mathematical deal. The more
years that you have on earth, the more trunquated, truncated
(01:52):
time is. I'm making sense.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
So you're saying, the older you are, you know, the
less time you have, so time goes by fast, know, okay.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think what he's saying is the older you are,
the more you tend to ramble and never get to
a point. Oh no, I might approve both of those
without wanting to. But yeah, there is a neurological study
that shows neurological it is why things seem that way
like that. Well, okay, think about your first twelve years
(02:22):
of school, because that was my only twelve years in
high school. But that seemed like it took forever. It
was like twelve year the first grade to the twelfth grade.
That was that was only twelve years.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, well, think about when you'd sit in class and
look at the clock please please.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I'll say that when I've been a waiting room waiting
on a doctor or something, I'm like, oh god, I'm
on kid time right now, where it's like, you know,
every minute, I feel every minute. But yeah, kid time.
You'd be told to, you know, wait five minutes, and
it was just like you're torturing a child.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Remember you had to wait thirty minutes before you got
into swimming. You after you eight, it was a long
thirty minutes as well, just go home. Well good, So
I think we learned something. I'm not quite sure what,
but it did kind of wake me the rest of
the way up. All right, o's see a Wednesday, October
(03:15):
thirty second, don't you do? Have the Big Show on
the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Get
that first prize pack out. It's one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of wonderful bulls not cleaning products. They're made
right here in the USA where truck drivers keep America
moving and bulls not make sure they look good doing it.
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If you go to Big Show dot Com, click on
that bull Snot banner, get all info. You need to
listen up. When you sung right then, I have three
dates in history where we're gonna category. October twenty second,
nineteen thirty nine, the first football game shown on TV
was aired on NBC in New York between Brooklyn Dodgers
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and the Philadelphia Eagles OK one twenty three fourteen. Only
five hundred TV sets picked up the game, but they
were tickled to death with it. Up to nineteen seventy six,
the FDA bands the use of red dye number four,
red EM and MS disappeared for period of time, not
because they used the band die, but because they figured
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people would be afraid they did.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Finally was on ninety two, nineteen ninety two, thieves in
South Yorkshire, England stole the truck loaded with forty three
thousand cans of beer. Bad news, guys. All of the
brewers were past their expiration date. The truck had been
scheduled for the dump. I think they let that stop them. No, no,
(04:44):
always hadn't let it stop me. That was five years old.
There you go. Alright, there's our categories one eight hundred
big shows you told free line, come on play out
Birds next, Good Morning, that's a big show on the
(05:25):
radio for you Wednesday morning. And our feature track from
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Speaker 9 (05:42):
Outs. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Pa. Let's go contested number one. This should be
a lot of fun when you're playing out boost. Have
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the up been guest time, you have the best time.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You have a big shots let's say, hey, Aaron from Anderson,
South Carolina. We shot, good morning, w a run, good
(06:27):
morning dumble, heyllo, buddy, welcome. Alright, let's get you through
these three categories and get that bull snot on the
way to you. You ready to go?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Oh yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
In five seconds. Three places you can watch football ready
got home at the bar or live at the studium.
Had a boy. Now, give us three candies that are red,
ready to go, and then skittle hot tomorrow's hot, guys,
(07:01):
I'm okay, and for the win. Three brands of canned
beer ready to go, Budweiser, Coors, and Miller. And there
is there just like that, buddy, to'll get you a
prize packed down to Henderson for you. Awesome. Can I
give a shout out? Of course you can.
Speaker 11 (07:23):
I'd just like to give a shout out and told
my friends and family in there and just tell them.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
All I love them.
Speaker 11 (07:27):
And I'd like to give a shout out to y'all
down there at the big show and just thank y'all
for as many years entertainment.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
All right, and thank you buddy, Proud to have you
in yours listening to us right here on the radio.
I know, Mom, I tall hold on bog ho all right,
the next twenty minutes, here we go. Now it's your
news on the other side, I remember in raper And
(07:53):
then it's a pop.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
In from stamp.
Speaker 12 (08:25):
Roberty Rayford kicking off a John Boy and Billy show
with some incidental information like for instance, ever wondered why
you can't tickle yourself, same sort of thing when scratching
your head unless it kind of itches, doesn't feel nearly
as good as somebody else scratching your head or tickling
your back or whatever. You can tickle other people, and
(08:47):
other people can tickle you no matter how hard you try.
You can't tickle yourself. So why really, very simple, obvious reason.
You can't tickle yourself because you anticipate your own touch.
That reduces the impact. Who says this? Oh, Some researchers
at Cambridge University spend some time doing this. One explanation
(09:08):
is that, since all the sensations are completely predictable, we
do what's called sensory attenuation, which reduces our touch perception.
Sensory attenuation is the study of how we filter out
unneeded information from the world around us. Face it, we're
bombarded with sensory information all the time, so we're forced
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to distinguish between actions that are caused by our own
movements and those that are caused by others. If we
try to deal with all the sensory information directed at
us at any given time, it's overwhelming. So try as
you might, you can't tickle yourself because you'll always be
able to anticipate it. How about that always wondered why
(09:49):
you couldn't tickle yourself? Now you know because you heard
it here on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Well, our
boys saying Higgins is in the house. He's been chatting
up the stenopool, smoothing the sales room, and cozying up
the snack lady. So I'm sure as soon as he's
finished his rounds he'll pop in.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Oh don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Miss
Potato Cakes, Jackie Baby Berry on the monitors.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Dana's been a minute. What you've been up to?
Speaker 10 (10:45):
Fair query, understandable inquiry, acceptable probity, or as the kids
put it, you're just playing nosy.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Bro, just curious. Well, if you must know, I must,
I must.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
I have been in a.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Cruise ans on Naha sis, well, waist lucky lady, did
you take well?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I'm happy to say that I went.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Stag come again, stag alone, unaccompanied, independent of companionship. To
use big words you may or may not know, I
was going to say single handed. But I've already heard
all those.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Jokes, right, So this was one of those singles cruise negatory.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
I have been on the aforementioned singles cruises. I was
prepared for a week long bump and grind, fist devilish debauchery,
a boot knock and body rock and g string and
jock and throwdown. But the entire adventure was, how they say, problematic, Yeah,
how so Well, my eagerness for the opportunity at a
plethora of Heise's booty called hijinks clouded my critical thinking.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Please explain you see jan boy?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Have you got an you see jan Boy?
Speaker 10 (11:48):
When one signs up on a singles cruise, you are
isolated with four nine and ninety nine other poor love
starve steps SAPs who couldn't find the hook up on
dry land with normal people. I mean, if we wanted
to date other love lorna losers, we could do it.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Ashore well, have you tried other cruises?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I have tried them all.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
On the Star Trek cruise, I met a sexy, voluptuous,
romulent woman.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well there you go.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
She thought me for a clean and a clean And.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Then I went on a golf cruise. How'd that go?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Well?
Speaker 10 (12:17):
The idea was to have a little four play alas
I found out too late that most of the female
golfers were well, let's just say the female golfers were
only interested in the other female golfers.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Last year I went on a furry cruise. Wait in
the furry somebody who likes to dress up in animal costumes? Man,
that's kind of weird.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Ten for senior information. That would have been useful earlier.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
What did you think of furry cruise?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Was?
Speaker 10 (12:46):
I just thought it was for people with extra body?
Here that came that turns me in?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
What was this cruise you just went on? It was
a bruise cluse, a bruise cruise? What is that? Some
sort of weirdness?
Speaker 10 (12:59):
And mdal Tory the Bruise Clues is a cruise for
Japanese blues musicians.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
How'd that go? Rowsy?
Speaker 10 (13:08):
But every time I hear led luster played on a
Japanese guitar. I get allowed and now I'm craving shacking.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Well, put those hormones to work and get out there
and work at still old pool. It's worth a shot.
And the way I go, well, next time you're back
its way, be sure to hap in.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
I always know later theaters.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Helly you climdsay premise hre.
Speaker 13 (13:37):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily deuce of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John boy and Billy right here
on the big ship. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 14 (13:53):
Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
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you can get your hands on John Boyd's wonderful thing,
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gonna get around to wearing that? But I really didn't
need a shirt with a collar on it for the
last twenty five years.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
What's up at.
Speaker 15 (15:03):
All?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Right then, what's your name in the hat? And make
me sure us in there at the Big Show dot Com.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up. We
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Hang all and play for it in minutes. Right now,
it's time for Taylor Taman news. Here's our girl, Marcy
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Tator Moran.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
I know you're worried about Taylor Swift, but I want
to let you know that the Life of a show
Girl remains number one on the Billboard Album chart. Despite
suffering a nine drop in sales, AH still number one.
She sold another three hundred and thirty eight thousand units
uh and only two weeks. The Life of a show
Girl is the biggest album of twenty twenty five, surpassing
(16:13):
country music singer Morgan Wallins Armed the Problem that he
released in the spring, So I think she's gonna be okay. Also,
there's rumors that even though she has a new album out, yeah,
she's not gonna get on the road right away. And
I think everybody saw the writing on the wall for that.
So moving on Sean Diddy, Colembs went ballistic learning that
(16:36):
President Donald Trump granted clemency to former Congressman George Santos.
The Republican had been sentenced to seven years you remember,
for wire fraud and identity theft, and Trump said that
he was reluctant to pardon Diddy because, quote, eh, I
get along with him, great, This seems like a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I gotta get it all right, you've been working Trump, Yeah,
go ahead, my cartman mag.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
But he says, I got along with him great, seemed
like a nice gay. But when I ran for office,
he was very hostile and he made some terrible statements.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
End quote.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
No, Trump still Trump.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna part him because, yeah,
it's a very bad things to say about me.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
When I was running well, Trump got a memory, so
now you need me do bad.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
That was me saying it not. The Daytime Emmy Awards
honored Drew Barrymore as Outstanding Host. I don't know if
you've ever seen her shows, what do you think? Okay?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And Live I didn't even know you were doing.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Her Live with Kelly and Mark got the nod for
Outstanding Daytime Talk Series. That's the husband and wife duo.
So those are just a couple of the highlights. The
only way to have watched the ceremony last week was
to stream it on the Emmys app. Didn't even get
any airtime. You have to watch it on the app.
Cording to Entertainment, Prince Andrew, did you hear about the trouble?
(17:59):
Prince Andrew got it too, So Prince Andrew will stop
using the titles, including Duke of York. The Royal family
has been increasingly exasperated. Exasperated, I say, at the scandals
that kept swirling around Andrew regarding Jeffrey Epstein, so he
released the statement. Andrew did after being summoned by King
(18:21):
Charles and said, in part, we have concluded that continued
accusations about me destruct from the work of his Majesty
and the royal family. According to BBC, there's talk that
when Prince William becomes the king, he plans to ban
his creepy uncle from the coronation. You are not invited.
So what happened was there was a young lady named
Virginia Geoffrey. I'm saying her name correctly, and she claimed
(18:43):
that is it Gislin or Gislaine Gislin Maxwell? Anyway, jeff
Jeffrey Epstein's side, I don't know, right hand, woman, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I don't know how to, I don't know how anything.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
All right.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
So this young woman that was traf traffickated at sixteen,
all right. Anyway, she's written a book, memoir, and in
it she has said that she was with Andrew, Prince
Andrew several times, and he actually paid Virginia twelve million
British pounds in an out of court settlement, yet continues
(19:21):
to deny her accusations. So her memoir comes out this week.
If you would like to read that, all right, let
me move along.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Box office?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Who did at the box office? Black Phone two came
in number one. It's the Horror Sweek sequel to Black Phone.
Anyone memories talking about that. Y tron Aries came in
number two, Good Fortune number three. Fourth place went to
one battle after another, the Leo DiCaprio movie and Roofman
(19:52):
rounded out the title five.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
All right there, all.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right, well, thank you very much for that report. Well
let's get us Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question.
We found out to this day it is a common
practice for farmers and northern parts of China to shave
one of these and take it to bed with them
for warm. What's a pig their wife?
Speaker 14 (20:19):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
For some reason, clean shaven pigs are more comfortable to
sleep with I mean, I mean not the wives take
a dog? Today? Is John Boy Jeopardy. Before nineteen oh four,
this beverage was always served lukewarm or hot, But thanks
to a light bulb moment at the World's Fair in
(20:42):
Saint Louis, the first chilled version was introduced.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Beer beer Your.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Answer for everything? Yes, but no? What if? Yoga one
eight hundred Big show you told free line across America.
We played Boy Jeopardy In next.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Show listen six.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Good Wednesday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Houmazue your Homeday October twenty a second feature track, Win
a Big Show, Big Box, Hot A Junior Nation Band,
Trailer Park, Halloween, key Words, Trader Park, hit a Big
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let's play Jails live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Now a man who wonders when amish people have one
of those light bulb moments, does a lit candle appear
over their heads?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
He's John Bond. A's that head of Alex out of Piedmont,
South Carolina. Good morning, Alex, Good morning. How are you, buddy?
Just awesome man. Welcome in here with us, So Alex.
First shot at John Boy Jeopardy, Look at it nineteen
oh four, will be four nineteen oh four. This beverage
(22:24):
was always served lukewarm or hot, but thanks to a
light bulb moment that the World's Fair in Saint Louis,
the first chilled version was introduced. What you're thinking, Keevan,
I mean, Alex, there you are. I'm gonna have to
go with Coca cola, Coca cola, lessie, Oh god, Gola,
(22:51):
no dog going at Alex. Well, appreciate you playing, buddy.
Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Never a problem.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
You have a wonderful day.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
John Boyd, all.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Right, my man, all right, so yeah, next up, Keevan.
All right, I've heard about him. He's up in Johnson
City at Tennessee. Good morning, Keevan, Good morning, John molehel God,
can't believe what good? All right, get it out with
the good. Thank Alex missed it, so you got a
(23:20):
shout at it then, Keevan, So what do you say?
What beverage are we looking for?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Uh uh almost like a T T e A.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Let's see. See, my god, I want good little ice tea.
Don't know what we're doing to save it out there,
ball Bova, good work, buddy, big old prize pact. Head
(23:57):
up to Johnson City for you. Oh man, I can't
believe it.
Speaker 6 (24:01):
I've been trying for years to get through this show.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
You're like my hate road man. No, give me, give
me something. I love to Jackie. Hang on, She'll hook
you up. Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 12 (24:14):
Don't love your jack game?
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Why the when the gout wear time of your news?
Dig up a time capsule on the other side. Here
that one marked October.
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Twenty seven works out thirty Hang on one line.
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Yeah, that doesn't want to tell the bee us, you know.
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Thank god they got to be that easy, because that's
all what did that there?
Speaker 10 (26:28):
Used the badge and lived in the living room.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
There's a big show on the radio. Man, here we go,
and that's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Ah flibbity flu. I'm old and I hate holly weed.
In my day, we didn't have any punkin carbon costume
wearing devil worshiping monster mashing trick or treating candy, begging bsery.
There was only one thing we begged for and early
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death to escape on miserable lives trigger treat, smell my feet.
Here's some buckshot in your seat. Every year, the peace
and quiet fall in God's country is destroyed by a
never ended passel of rotten little snot gobblers dressed as
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superheroes and serial killers, spice girls, parents parading their life's
regrets door to door, asking other folks to foot the
bill for their spoiled little turn sweet what next?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Where does it end?
Speaker 10 (28:16):
You want a couple of bucks for their college tuition,
pitch in for their new celliphone? How about a few
green bags so they can get some new fangled video
game to rock their brain and be an electronic babysitter
so you can drink expensive liquor and bat your video
girlfriend while your wife plays bouncy bouncy with.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
The pool boy. Gimme, gimme, gimme, Who the hell do
I look like?
Speaker 10 (28:45):
Bernie Sanders, clippery yippany ding dong do look at me?
I'm a rich yuppie butthole pipping my youngins out for
a handful of walnettos in Reese's cups, taking out a
second mortgage for the get up so I can win
a pissing contest with all the other loser parents in
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the neighborhood. Because this is really all about me and
not these financial burdens taking up space in my cargo.
It's a glorious age of enlightenment. All hail MasterCard.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
And they like it. They love it.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
In the old days, we didn't have rich kinfolk with
deep pockets to finance our hijinks. We spend every nickel
we had just to survive. So when Hallyween come around
and we had to put to use our god given imagination,
Missy fungal Thumb put a cork on a nose and
rolled in manure and win as a prize breeding hog.
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Lloyd Featherswatch wrapped his body in an old mattress stuffing,
put a length of rope hanging on his butt, and
win as a feminine hygiene product.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
But me, I went all out that year.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
I glued ripe per simmons all over my body and went.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
As the herpies.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Too soon.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I'm still waiting for them.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
And when we went out, we didn't get snick of
bars or skinners or zaggony nuts.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
When we went trick or treating, we got.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Stuff we needed, rudebaggers, half eaten chicken legs, moonshine. Sometimes
we yelled trick or treated the brothel. They didn't have
no candy, but they showed us a booby. One year,
when we were done in our neck of the woods,
we went to the fancy neighborhood electrical lighting indoor toilets.
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They even had all their own teeth lotty freaking. It
was like by God Xanadu, but it wasn't all peppermints
and popcorn balls. One creepy guma invited us in his house.
He had a huge doll collection. Everywhere you look there
was dolls staring at us with those dead eyes, and
(31:22):
they looked so real and gave us the willies. They
all had their little arms up, tied behind their backs
and gags in their mouths. But we were in red morons,
too stupid to see the warning signs, so we didn't hesitate.
When he offered us some punch out of a real
glass bowl. We woke up a couple days later, bound
(31:43):
and gagged and dressed in little doll clothes and.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
We stayed there for fifty years.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
And because he never changed those doll clothes, our bodies
didn't grow right, except our heads. They blowed up like
Macy's parade Balloones Trap for Eternity dressed us little Lord
faunt Leroy with a giant noggin, and when we died,
we went straight to hell. And the weight of our
giant heads caused us to roll downhill into a big
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lake of fire. But at least it burnt the doll
clothes off. Buck naked with little torsos and long arms
and legs, with giant heads, like the alien at the
end of Close Encounters, Hi Dood, the late dude, Tito Burrito.
Look at me, I'm a human bubblehead in a psycho's
doll collection. I should have just stayed in the brothel,
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but I'm an uneducated mouth breather living my best life
in a size one panalon.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Behold the Age of Enlightenment, yippie, and we liked it.
We loved it. Oh flinky Dink, I hate Hollyee good Marty.
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Ooh whah ovah, oh.
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See what I mean?
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Baseball
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Speaker 5 (36:13):
Next up and Halloween karaoke?
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Is uh this guy with the little cowboy heading chas,
what are you supposed to be a little fellow Woody
from toy Story on hopol on Cassidy Wisenheimer.
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A bet you can really do some hopping with those
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for you?
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You might have a problem with them small hands.
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Give me. I want to dedicate this song to my wife, Patty.
Happy Halloween, doll.
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Hit my music shakes.
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Fella on you because you're my.
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Calaban.
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and I have nailing this. Speaking of nailing something, Martender,
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you send another picture of Martiniz to my table over there.
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Okay, I would like to apologize to the folks in
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I wasn't warned that we should have handed out a ponchos.
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Let's take a little break while.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
We mop up the stage.
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Well, you gotta love him no matter what. Oh, let's
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Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Got a doodle doo of the.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Hey to your Wednesday morning. I was more. There we
are October twenty second, twenty twenty five, already here the
forty third weave, two hundred and ninety fifth day of
twenty five. There are seventy days left until the brand
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new year of twenty twenty sixth.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's just a blink.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
That's nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It was way so fast. The true oh do you
get quicker? It goes? Baby? You know we're looking at
that saying, you know, so, oh do you get done?
Time seem like it passes more quickly, and it really
it really does. Somebody like said like they looked at
it like it's kind of a mathematical deal. The more
years that you have on earth, the more trunquated, truncated
(01:52):
time is. I'm making sense.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
So you're saying, the older you are, you know, the
less time you have, so time goes by fast, know, okay.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
And I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I think what he's saying is the older you are,
the more you tend to ramble and never get to
a point. Oh no, I might approve both of those
without wanting to. But yeah, there is a neurological study
that shows neurological it is why things seem that way
like that. Well, okay, think about your first twelve years
(02:22):
of school, because that was my only twelve years in
high school. But that seemed like it took forever. It
was like twelve year the first grade to the twelfth grade.
That was that was only twelve years.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, well, think about when you'd sit in class and
look at the clock please please.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
I'll say that when I've been a waiting room waiting
on a doctor or something, I'm like, oh god, I'm
on kid time right now, where it's like, you know,
every minute, I feel every minute. But yeah, kid time.
You'd be told to, you know, wait five minutes, and
it was just like you're torturing a child.
Speaker 7 (02:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Remember you had to wait thirty minutes before you got
into swimming. You after you eight, it was a long
thirty minutes as well, just go home. Well good, So
I think we learned something. I'm not quite sure what,
but it did kind of wake me the rest of
the way up. All right, o's see a Wednesday, October
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thirty second, don't you do? Have the Big Show on
the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Get
that first prize pack out. It's one hundred and twenty
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If you go to Big Show dot Com, click on
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listen up. When you sung right then, I have three
dates in history where we're gonna category. October twenty second,
nineteen thirty nine, the first football game shown on TV
was aired on NBC in New York between Brooklyn Dodgers
(03:57):
and the Philadelphia Eagles OK one twenty three fourteen. Only
five hundred TV sets picked up the game, but they
were tickled to death with it. Up to nineteen seventy six,
the FDA bands the use of red dye number four,
red EM and MS disappeared for period of time, not
because they used the band die, but because they figured
(04:19):
people would be afraid they did.
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Finally was on ninety two, nineteen ninety two, thieves in
South Yorkshire, England stole the truck loaded with forty three
thousand cans of beer. Bad news, guys. All of the
brewers were past their expiration date. The truck had been
scheduled for the dump. I think they let that stop them. No, no,
(04:44):
always hadn't let it stop me. That was five years old.
There you go. Alright, there's our categories one eight hundred
big shows you told free line, come on play out
Birds next, Good Morning, that's a big show on the
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radio for you Wednesday morning. And our feature track from
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Speaker 9 (05:42):
Outs. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Pa. Let's go contested number one. This should be
a lot of fun when you're playing out boost. Have
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the up been guest time, you have the best time.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
You have a big shots let's say, hey, Aaron from Anderson,
South Carolina. We shot, good morning, w a run, good
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morning dumble, heyllo, buddy, welcome. Alright, let's get you through
these three categories and get that bull snot on the
way to you. You ready to go?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
Oh yeah, I'm ready.
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In five seconds. Three places you can watch football ready
got home at the bar or live at the studium.
Had a boy. Now, give us three candies that are red,
ready to go, and then skittle hot tomorrow's hot, guys,
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I'm okay, and for the win. Three brands of canned
beer ready to go, Budweiser, Coors, and Miller. And there
is there just like that, buddy, to'll get you a
prize packed down to Henderson for you. Awesome. Can I
give a shout out? Of course you can.
Speaker 11 (07:23):
I'd just like to give a shout out and told
my friends and family in there and just tell them.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
All I love them.
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And I'd like to give a shout out to y'all
down there at the big show and just thank y'all
for as many years entertainment.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
All right, and thank you buddy, Proud to have you
in yours listening to us right here on the radio.
I know, Mom, I tall hold on bog ho all right,
the next twenty minutes, here we go. Now it's your
news on the other side, I remember in raper And
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then it's a pop.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
In from stamp.
Speaker 12 (08:25):
Roberty Rayford kicking off a John Boy and Billy show
with some incidental information like for instance, ever wondered why
you can't tickle yourself, same sort of thing when scratching
your head unless it kind of itches, doesn't feel nearly
as good as somebody else scratching your head or tickling
your back or whatever. You can tickle other people, and
(08:47):
other people can tickle you no matter how hard you try.
You can't tickle yourself. So why really, very simple, obvious reason.
You can't tickle yourself because you anticipate your own touch.
That reduces the impact. Who says this? Oh, Some researchers
at Cambridge University spend some time doing this. One explanation
(09:08):
is that, since all the sensations are completely predictable, we
do what's called sensory attenuation, which reduces our touch perception.
Sensory attenuation is the study of how we filter out
unneeded information from the world around us. Face it, we're
bombarded with sensory information all the time, so we're forced
(09:29):
to distinguish between actions that are caused by our own
movements and those that are caused by others. If we
try to deal with all the sensory information directed at
us at any given time, it's overwhelming. So try as
you might, you can't tickle yourself because you'll always be
able to anticipate it. How about that always wondered why
(09:49):
you couldn't tickle yourself? Now you know because you heard
it here on the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio. Well, our
boys saying Higgins is in the house. He's been chatting
up the stenopool, smoothing the sales room, and cozying up
the snack lady. So I'm sure as soon as he's
finished his rounds he'll pop in.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Oh don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Miss
Potato Cakes, Jackie Baby Berry on the monitors.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Dana's been a minute. What you've been up to?
Speaker 10 (10:45):
Fair query, understandable inquiry, acceptable probity, or as the kids
put it, you're just playing nosy.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Bro, just curious. Well, if you must know, I must,
I must.
Speaker 10 (10:57):
I have been in a.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Cruise ans on Naha sis, well, waist lucky lady, did
you take well?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I'm happy to say that I went.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
Stag come again, stag alone, unaccompanied, independent of companionship. To
use big words you may or may not know, I
was going to say single handed. But I've already heard
all those.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Jokes, right, So this was one of those singles cruise negatory.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
I have been on the aforementioned singles cruises. I was
prepared for a week long bump and grind, fist devilish debauchery,
a boot knock and body rock and g string and
jock and throwdown. But the entire adventure was, how they say, problematic, Yeah,
how so Well, my eagerness for the opportunity at a
plethora of Heise's booty called hijinks clouded my critical thinking.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Please explain you see jan boy?
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Have you got an you see jan Boy?
Speaker 10 (11:48):
When one signs up on a singles cruise, you are
isolated with four nine and ninety nine other poor love
starve steps SAPs who couldn't find the hook up on
dry land with normal people. I mean, if we wanted
to date other love lorna losers, we could do it.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Ashore well, have you tried other cruises?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
I have tried them all.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
On the Star Trek cruise, I met a sexy, voluptuous,
romulent woman.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well there you go.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
She thought me for a clean and a clean And.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Then I went on a golf cruise. How'd that go?
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Well?
Speaker 10 (12:17):
The idea was to have a little four play alas
I found out too late that most of the female
golfers were well, let's just say the female golfers were
only interested in the other female golfers.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Last year I went on a furry cruise. Wait in
the furry somebody who likes to dress up in animal costumes? Man,
that's kind of weird.
Speaker 10 (12:39):
Ten for senior information. That would have been useful earlier.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
What did you think of furry cruise?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Was?
Speaker 10 (12:46):
I just thought it was for people with extra body?
Here that came that turns me in?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
What was this cruise you just went on? It was
a bruise cluse, a bruise cruise? What is that? Some
sort of weirdness?
Speaker 10 (12:59):
And mdal Tory the Bruise Clues is a cruise for
Japanese blues musicians.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
How'd that go? Rowsy?
Speaker 10 (13:08):
But every time I hear led luster played on a
Japanese guitar. I get allowed and now I'm craving shacking.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Well, put those hormones to work and get out there
and work at still old pool. It's worth a shot.
And the way I go, well, next time you're back
its way, be sure to hap in.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
I always know later theaters.
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Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
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Helly you climdsay premise hre.
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When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily deuce of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lads, John boy and Billy right here
on the big ship. You know, I hate to break
it to you, boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 14 (13:53):
Who will I thought it was funny.
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Speaker 14 (15:00):
What's up at.
Speaker 15 (15:03):
All?
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Right then, what's your name in the hat? And make
me sure us in there at the Big Show dot Com.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up. We
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Hang all and play for it in minutes. Right now,
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Tator Moran.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
I know you're worried about Taylor Swift, but I want
to let you know that the Life of a show
Girl remains number one on the Billboard Album chart. Despite
suffering a nine drop in sales, AH still number one.
She sold another three hundred and thirty eight thousand units
uh and only two weeks. The Life of a show
Girl is the biggest album of twenty twenty five, surpassing
(16:13):
country music singer Morgan Wallins Armed the Problem that he
released in the spring, So I think she's gonna be okay. Also,
there's rumors that even though she has a new album out, yeah,
she's not gonna get on the road right away. And
I think everybody saw the writing on the wall for that.
So moving on Sean Diddy, Colembs went ballistic learning that
(16:36):
President Donald Trump granted clemency to former Congressman George Santos.
The Republican had been sentenced to seven years you remember,
for wire fraud and identity theft, and Trump said that
he was reluctant to pardon Diddy because, quote, eh, I
get along with him, great, This seems like a nice guy.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I gotta get it all right, you've been working Trump, Yeah,
go ahead, my cartman mag.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
But he says, I got along with him great, seemed
like a nice gay. But when I ran for office,
he was very hostile and he made some terrible statements.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
End quote.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
No, Trump still Trump.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna part him because, yeah,
it's a very bad things to say about me.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
When I was running well, Trump got a memory, so
now you need me do bad.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
That was me saying it not. The Daytime Emmy Awards
honored Drew Barrymore as Outstanding Host. I don't know if
you've ever seen her shows, what do you think? Okay?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
And Live I didn't even know you were doing.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
Her Live with Kelly and Mark got the nod for
Outstanding Daytime Talk Series. That's the husband and wife duo.
So those are just a couple of the highlights. The
only way to have watched the ceremony last week was
to stream it on the Emmys app. Didn't even get
any airtime. You have to watch it on the app.
Cording to Entertainment, Prince Andrew, did you hear about the trouble?
(17:59):
Prince Andrew got it too, So Prince Andrew will stop
using the titles, including Duke of York. The Royal family
has been increasingly exasperated. Exasperated, I say, at the scandals
that kept swirling around Andrew regarding Jeffrey Epstein, so he
released the statement. Andrew did after being summoned by King
(18:21):
Charles and said, in part, we have concluded that continued
accusations about me destruct from the work of his Majesty
and the royal family. According to BBC, there's talk that
when Prince William becomes the king, he plans to ban
his creepy uncle from the coronation. You are not invited.
So what happened was there was a young lady named
Virginia Geoffrey. I'm saying her name correctly, and she claimed
(18:43):
that is it Gislin or Gislaine Gislin Maxwell? Anyway, jeff
Jeffrey Epstein's side, I don't know, right hand, woman, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I don't know how to, I don't know how anything.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
All right.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
So this young woman that was traf traffickated at sixteen,
all right. Anyway, she's written a book, memoir, and in
it she has said that she was with Andrew, Prince
Andrew several times, and he actually paid Virginia twelve million
British pounds in an out of court settlement, yet continues
(19:21):
to deny her accusations. So her memoir comes out this week.
If you would like to read that, all right, let
me move along.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Box office?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
Who did at the box office? Black Phone two came
in number one. It's the Horror Sweek sequel to Black Phone.
Anyone memories talking about that. Y tron Aries came in
number two, Good Fortune number three. Fourth place went to
one battle after another, the Leo DiCaprio movie and Roofman
(19:52):
rounded out the title five.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
All right there, all.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Right, well, thank you very much for that report. Well
let's get us Let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Review yesterday's question.
We found out to this day it is a common
practice for farmers and northern parts of China to shave
one of these and take it to bed with them
for warm. What's a pig their wife?
Speaker 14 (20:19):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
For some reason, clean shaven pigs are more comfortable to
sleep with I mean, I mean not the wives take
a dog? Today? Is John Boy Jeopardy. Before nineteen oh four,
this beverage was always served lukewarm or hot, But thanks
to a light bulb moment at the World's Fair in
(20:42):
Saint Louis, the first chilled version was introduced.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Beer beer Your.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
Answer for everything? Yes, but no? What if? Yoga one
eight hundred Big show you told free line across America.
We played Boy Jeopardy In next.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
Show listen six.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Good Wednesday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Houmazue your Homeday October twenty a second feature track, Win
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let's play Jails live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and.
Speaker 10 (21:51):
Now a man who wonders when amish people have one
of those light bulb moments, does a lit candle appear
over their heads?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
He's John Bond. A's that head of Alex out of Piedmont,
South Carolina. Good morning, Alex, Good morning. How are you, buddy?
Just awesome man. Welcome in here with us, So Alex.
First shot at John Boy Jeopardy, Look at it nineteen
oh four, will be four nineteen oh four. This beverage
(22:24):
was always served lukewarm or hot, but thanks to a
light bulb moment that the World's Fair in Saint Louis,
the first chilled version was introduced. What you're thinking, Keevan,
I mean, Alex, there you are. I'm gonna have to
go with Coca cola, Coca cola, lessie, Oh god, Gola,
(22:51):
no dog going at Alex. Well, appreciate you playing, buddy.
Hope you have a great day.
Speaker 7 (22:56):
Never a problem.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
You have a wonderful day.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
John Boyd, all.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Right, my man, all right, so yeah, next up, Keevan.
All right, I've heard about him. He's up in Johnson
City at Tennessee. Good morning, Keevan, Good morning, John molehel God,
can't believe what good? All right, get it out with
the good. Thank Alex missed it, so you got a
(23:20):
shout at it then, Keevan, So what do you say?
What beverage are we looking for?
Speaker 11 (23:27):
Uh uh almost like a T T e A.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Let's see. See, my god, I want good little ice tea.
Don't know what we're doing to save it out there,
ball Bova, good work, buddy, big old prize pact. Head
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up to Johnson City for you. Oh man, I can't
believe it.
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I've been trying for years to get through this show.
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You're like my hate road man. No, give me, give
me something. I love to Jackie. Hang on, She'll hook
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Speaker 3 (25:24):
But you're protected.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yes, it's the James Brown Home Security along. The heart
is working alarm in the safety business. Designed by the
godfather of home protection himself. The James Brown alarm protects
you from burglars, vandals, peeping tall and if you act
(25:53):
now will included no extra cost. The pattern of James
Brown hot pants fire along.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
So put the soul patrol on your keyhole.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
With a James Brown home security system, you'll say.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Jad Boy and Billy ladies and gentlemen, mister James Brown.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Yeah, that doesn't want to tell the bee us, you know.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Thank god they got to be that easy, because that's
all what did that there?
Speaker 10 (26:28):
Used the badge and lived in the living room.
Speaker 8 (26:32):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
There's a big show on the radio. Man, here we go,
and that's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Ah flibbity flu. I'm old and I hate holly weed.
In my day, we didn't have any punkin carbon costume
wearing devil worshiping monster mashing trick or treating candy, begging bsery.
There was only one thing we begged for and early
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death to escape on miserable lives trigger treat, smell my feet.
Here's some buckshot in your seat. Every year, the peace
and quiet fall in God's country is destroyed by a
never ended passel of rotten little snot gobblers dressed as
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superheroes and serial killers, spice girls, parents parading their life's
regrets door to door, asking other folks to foot the
bill for their spoiled little turn sweet what next?
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Where does it end?
Speaker 10 (28:16):
You want a couple of bucks for their college tuition,
pitch in for their new celliphone? How about a few
green bags so they can get some new fangled video
game to rock their brain and be an electronic babysitter
so you can drink expensive liquor and bat your video
girlfriend while your wife plays bouncy bouncy with.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
The pool boy. Gimme, gimme, gimme, Who the hell do
I look like?
Speaker 10 (28:45):
Bernie Sanders, clippery yippany ding dong do look at me?
I'm a rich yuppie butthole pipping my youngins out for
a handful of walnettos in Reese's cups, taking out a
second mortgage for the get up so I can win
a pissing contest with all the other loser parents in
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the neighborhood. Because this is really all about me and
not these financial burdens taking up space in my cargo.
It's a glorious age of enlightenment. All hail MasterCard.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
And they like it. They love it.
Speaker 10 (29:27):
In the old days, we didn't have rich kinfolk with
deep pockets to finance our hijinks. We spend every nickel
we had just to survive. So when Hallyween come around
and we had to put to use our god given imagination,
Missy fungal Thumb put a cork on a nose and
rolled in manure and win as a prize breeding hog.
(29:51):
Lloyd Featherswatch wrapped his body in an old mattress stuffing,
put a length of rope hanging on his butt, and
win as a feminine hygiene product.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
But me, I went all out that year.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
I glued ripe per simmons all over my body and went.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
As the herpies.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Too soon.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
I'm still waiting for them.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
And when we went out, we didn't get snick of
bars or skinners or zaggony nuts.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
When we went trick or treating, we got.
Speaker 10 (30:35):
Stuff we needed, rudebaggers, half eaten chicken legs, moonshine. Sometimes
we yelled trick or treated the brothel. They didn't have
no candy, but they showed us a booby. One year,
when we were done in our neck of the woods,
we went to the fancy neighborhood electrical lighting indoor toilets.
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They even had all their own teeth lotty freaking. It
was like by God Xanadu, but it wasn't all peppermints
and popcorn balls. One creepy guma invited us in his house.
He had a huge doll collection. Everywhere you look there
was dolls staring at us with those dead eyes, and
(31:22):
they looked so real and gave us the willies. They
all had their little arms up, tied behind their backs
and gags in their mouths. But we were in red morons,
too stupid to see the warning signs, so we didn't hesitate.
When he offered us some punch out of a real
glass bowl. We woke up a couple days later, bound
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and gagged and dressed in little doll clothes and.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
We stayed there for fifty years.
Speaker 10 (31:49):
And because he never changed those doll clothes, our bodies
didn't grow right, except our heads. They blowed up like
Macy's parade Balloones Trap for Eternity dressed us little Lord
faunt Leroy with a giant noggin, and when we died,
we went straight to hell. And the weight of our
giant heads caused us to roll downhill into a big
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lake of fire. But at least it burnt the doll
clothes off. Buck naked with little torsos and long arms
and legs, with giant heads, like the alien at the
end of Close Encounters, Hi Dood, the late dude, Tito Burrito.
Look at me, I'm a human bubblehead in a psycho's
doll collection. I should have just stayed in the brothel,
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but I'm an uneducated mouth breather living my best life
in a size one panalon.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Behold the Age of Enlightenment, yippie, and we liked it.
We loved it. Oh flinky Dink, I hate Hollyee good Marty.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I'll big shows on your radio.
Speaker 17 (32:57):
Hello you perky early rise. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 14 (33:20):
Ooh whah ovah, oh.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
See what I mean?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Baseball
Hall of Famer Whitey Ford would have been ninety seven
years old. He passed away back in twenty twenty. This
portion of the Big Show brought to you by Whitey Ford.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
What a new Ford car or truck? But thank you
can't afford it. Think again, Big Red Johnson says, come
get the new board of your choice right now at
Whitey Ford. Think it out, drive it home. No money down,
no security deposit, no first payment, in fact, no payments
at all. It's absolutely free. How can Big Red Johnson
give you.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
The new Ford of your choice for free?
Speaker 11 (34:42):
Because I don't own Whitey for Frank Whitey does. And
for the last six months he's been messing around with
my wife, Big Red Johnson has been wrong, you daring skippy.
But that's all over now. I got him both tied
up right here in the show run. He's got a
gun too. What Frank white has done to me ought
to kill him. Instead, I'm gonna hit him right or
(35:03):
it hurt some move.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
In the pocket book. You want a car, come get
it free. Keys are on the big board out front.
I'll be right here till the.
Speaker 11 (35:11):
Last car's gone, or till the swap team shows up
and stuff.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
You're lucky. I don't kill you. You no good son of it?
And three clearance hurrying out, so waiting.
Speaker 11 (35:22):
For it and remember Bigret Johnson says, don't try and
think funny and nobody gets hurt. I'll get on instruct
models only, no dealers please.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hang
on for a Halloween highlight from Hanson. Yes there is
one left. Where's I tell you what you can win
if you can beat the blonde here in a couple
of minutes. Well the sun season. We got a bunch
of Happy Herd for our hunters out there. Of course,
Happy Herd makes top quality of tractors, minerals and feed
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for deer, bear and hogs. If you're not using Happy Herd,
I just hope your neighbors are. Could I going to
Happy heard banner at the Big Show dot coment or
coch JBB You get teen percent off of checkout hang
out playboard in minutes right now. Oh take it handsome
all right?
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Next up and Halloween karaoke?
Speaker 10 (36:15):
Is uh this guy with the little cowboy heading chas,
what are you supposed to be a little fellow Woody
from toy Story on hopol on Cassidy Wisenheimer.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
A bet you can really do some hopping with those
chicken legs. Hey, you want me to hold the mic
for you?
Speaker 15 (36:30):
You might have a problem with them small hands.
Speaker 5 (36:32):
Give me. I want to dedicate this song to my wife, Patty.
Happy Halloween, doll.
Speaker 15 (36:40):
Hit my music shakes.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Fella on you because you're my.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Calaban.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Stop the things that you do.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Watch out, I.
Speaker 18 (37:18):
Lie, I can't stand whoa.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
No running around.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I can't stand don't hutting me down.
Speaker 10 (37:42):
I will spell on you because you're mind. But go ahead, ayeah,
and I have nailing this. Speaking of nailing something, Martender,
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you send another picture of Martiniz to my table over there.
And I'm never a B seven drink up bot.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I'm almost done.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Dad is getting lucky tonight, sap of things that you do.
Speaker 18 (38:24):
Lie, I love you, I love you, ID love you anyhow.
Speaker 5 (38:41):
I don't care if you don't want me. I'm yours right.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Now to spell on you.
Speaker 18 (38:55):
Because you're man.
Speaker 10 (39:10):
Okay, I would like to apologize to the folks in
the front row.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
I wasn't warned that we should have handed out a ponchos.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Let's take a little break while.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
We mop up the stage.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
Well, you gotta love him no matter what. Oh, let's
play Beating the Blonde. We got the Blonde, we got
the questions, we got the big Old Happy Herd prize pack,
got our toll free line across America, one eight hundred,
big show. Use it. We'll play next
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