December 31, 2025 • 35 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On what may be the Final Edition of The John Boy & Billy Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll look at some opportunities the Elvis Pressley Estate missed out on.. - Oliver is back in - this time to talk about dealing with an aging woman.. - John Boy discovers some Biblical Bloopers from kids.. - Randy authorizes a listener to nickname their newborn “Doodles”.. - We’ll bust tater’s brain with some Chocolate Math.. - John Boy shares some one-liners to rollout during your next colonoscopy.. - Do women actually get prettier at closing time? - We’ll find out!.. - and since this may be our last podcast show - we’ll roll out with the first collaborated bit created by John Boy & Billy - “Burger Biggie”…
..and with that - we want to thank all of you for tuning in over the past 45-years and for taking us all on the ride of our lives… - God Bless - and LYMI
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, love starved mortals Cupid here, you don't have
to make two million people fall in love at the
same time. Tune him into the Big Show with John
Boy and Billy. Trust me, there's enough of them to
go around. Sympathies to whoever gets stuck with Hanson. And
by the bye, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Shout out dog Anglers and the captains and the meats.
They'll be careful off him out of banks and uh,
you know what they're biting most of the pole position there.
Remember last tournament we did get a trophy for life
saving a boat was sinking. Boy, Captain Jean Kenedem went back,
pulled Big Girl through the tuna door, saved some lives.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You did what pulled Big Girl?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Pay attention, No, that's not a youphs.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Always excited that the fishing tournaments no matter where you
look there, so y'all got.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Don't take anything, even if it's a good citizenship or.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We don't like good luck by fishing.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, donkey, there a damn. Let's play something you can understand.
It's called altburst. We'll give you three dates in history.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You try getting squeezed through a tun of door.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And we'll give you legs and played as an outburst
game in minutes. Hang on, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's a big show on the radio, John Bob, That
pill is Randy, Jaggie, Micey, my stater touch.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Everybody looks all bite tailed brushy. Yeah, same to you.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Ah damn, let's play alpburs. We'll give you three dates
in history. This is where three categories are coming from.
Nineteen seventy six, The Jackson's premiered on CBS TV with
music and comedy sketches.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You know, that's how the announcer said it at the
beginning of the show too, those wacky Jackson's.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
The jackson starred Michael Jackie, Tito, Marlon, Randy, LaToya, Reebe,
and Janet. After four shows in seventy six, the cast
returned for three months in early nineteen seventy seven. Anybody
remember anything about that show at all?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I don't think it was very successful. I don't think
it was like laughing where you know, it's like the
door opens up and Tito sticks his head out and
tell the knocking.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Here and yeah, it should have been takes his head
that lighted up.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I bet you Jen did not have any war drub
malfunctions on that show.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So seventy six. How old was Michael when he died?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Fifty fifty, so seventy six, so twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It had have been about sixteen or eighteen. Yeah, all right,
well there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well let's move up to nineteen seventy eight. Tato Corporation, and.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I think it's Taito Taito.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know, I don't speak good Japanese.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, they were in Tokyo, of the and they first
demonstrated the electronic game Space Invaders.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
On the premiere of tai Eto News.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So now I remember the first game out had to
be Video Pong, right right, Yeah, that was Space Invaders.
That was one of the first one that was It
was pretty early on. That was probably about two or
three years later. Okay, and one time I can't remember
the Space Invaders or Packed Man. At one point, it
was so popular in the United States there was a
national shortage of orders. There's so many people playing those games. Yeah,
that's the other thing about pac Man. Centipede was running
(04:06):
around there. Yep, all right, that's what Finally in nineteen
eighty seven, A bird species became extinct when the last
dusky Seaside sparrow died in Florida.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, the twelve year old bird.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Spent his last days in a cage at Walt disney World.
The bird's heart and lungs have been frozen, just in
case some type of future clowning.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That's cloning.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
There's some heart lungs, y'all clowning around with these more while,
so anytime that makes more sense and the type of
future cloning, right, may be able to choose the same
thing they did to Walt, basically cregat the species.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, it's Walt and the bird. We gotta barn a
bunch of wings on the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
All right, Well, there you go. That's our three categories.
Who wants to vie for the prize package? You'll be
playing against the clock one eight hundred. Big show, you
told free Line. We'll play out birds next good Wednesday morning,
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everybody had a big show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Taylor found one of those obnoxious horns that they blowed
during the World Cup game. So let's see along. It
takes me to snap on Earth, all right, cold, yell, go,
it's not rights play up. It's the game that anyone can.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
From the Let's go contesting number one.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This should really be a lot of folks, have them.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Up against time shouts.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Let's say, hey the Kurt, I don't know my touch
your jobs?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Okay, Hey maya, Hey Kurt, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You're doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Alright, okay, hey it ring all right, Kurt, lets jumping here.
See if you win this prize bag at you ready? Yes, sir,
that's got five seconds Winny.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Three musical groups.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Ridio, Jackson's, Osmonds and Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Alright, wow, and I didn't even say three bad musical alright, Kurt.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Now we need three video games?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Ready go, Space Invaders, Dunk kne and Mario and for
to win.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Three birds ready to go?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
He a Hawk and a Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Tyler. How'd you like to make that sound when you walk?
Have you heard her walk?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
All right, Kurt, there you go, buddy. Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Oh, Joe's wid I'll have to give a shout out
to my wife Becky and uh nahunah, Georgia's want to
tell her I love her?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
My kids don't sound like you're holding the gun together.
I'm get her out out impersonate you and yours card
listening to the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What go now? Okay, good morning, there's Dan Higgins here.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pop in
on John boyn Billy here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I come here for eye Candy, Babs, Jackie and theater
because daddy's got a sweet dude.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I was that too blue.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Good morning, John Bond, Billy and Taylors and Tarring, Taytor
and jagget old Big Show gang here.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Whit you first thing this morning? It's gonna being on
the other side of your radio.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
They had Elvis News, the Elvis estate he was on
putting stuff out.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Elvis's likeness is gonna be released in a Mister potato
Head doll. All right, I'm mister deep fried potato Head,
the Elvis version of Mister potato Head to be released
for Elvis Tribute Week in August. According to a Grace
Lamb spokesman, got a picture of it here, got a little, uh,
(09:41):
Elvis hair on it. I guess is everything removable on
the on the I would think so, yeah, just like
on the real Elvis. You've got the sunglasses, a microphone, guitar,
got a little Elvis sud on.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What is that electric banana? What is that something?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Oh, that's his arm, that's his arm up in the air.
The family is no longer running this business. They sold, sold,
sold it. And now what you're seeing here is crash commercialism.
I mean Elvis and miss Potato head. I don't think
Priscilla and the family would have wanted.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
To do it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh, colonel, Colonel Parker had been all over. Oh yeah,
you won't see. Maybe someday I don't want to make
a mister Potato I think.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
The one to me that still is the funniest was
that Johnny Cash's estate and family had to step in
because somebody had sold ring of fire to preparation.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
H for a TV commercial. That's right, remember that one?
All so.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Kevin kern Is, a spokesman for Presley's Graceland Estate, told
the commercial appeal the new toys one of fifteen thousand
Elvis licensed products, fifteen thousand and is one the company
is really excited about.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
So can you hear your blue? All right?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
He Elvis, take a head. I'm sure I want to
pop up around here, and good wins the morning, and
(11:29):
a big show is on your radio. All right, boys,
Mike Way, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well well, well, there's an old saying that says time
waits for no man. Well, it appears that goes double
for women. Sometimes we men try to be nice and
tell our wives you're not getting old, you're getting better.
(12:02):
We all know that's a big fat lie. That's only
true for wine and cheese, and even then both of
those eventually spoil. I've always struggled with how to deal
with this situation as my own spouse is beginning to
slow down. Thank goodness, I have a good friend that
sent the benchmark on the situation. Let me preach on it.
(12:27):
My old friend Stanley was very tolerant and supportive of
his wife's aging. He retired a few years ago after
all those years of hard work and was looking forward
to spending all his time playing golf. But bills have
to be paid, so it was necessary for his wife
to get a part time job to go with her
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full time job.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
After all, country club.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Does and Greens fees aren't cheap, So when she'd come
home after an extra long work day, Stanley was patient
while he waited for her to get dinner ready. The
years had taken their toll, and she didn't move quite
as fast anymore. But when it took a little longer
than usual, Stanley would interrupt his nap to point out
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the time the old gal bless a heart. It was
the least he could do, and sometimes, when she had
money left over, Stan let her take him to dinner.
What a guy. After dinner, while Stan was watching the
golf channel, his wife was supposed to clean up the kitchen.
(13:34):
Supposed to clean up the kitchen. Many times he'd come
into the kitchen to get another beer and find the
kitchen still in a mess and her sitting down.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
After all, she wasn't getting any younger and her memory
was starting to go. So before he went back to
his recliner, Stan would gently clear his throat and make
a little joke, like, boy, those dishes aren't going to
clean themselves. She tried to pretend she didn't hear him.
He'd just bump into her and say it again. She'd
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get the idea, and eventually the kitchen was spick and span.
As Stan's wife got older, she became very conscious about
her appearance Stan. Ever, the gentleman encouraged her constantly. He
never put her on the spot by taking her out
to dinner or to functions at the country club. He
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knew that people seeing how old and worn out she'd
gotten would make her uncomfortable, good old Stan. Whenever she'd
be naked in his presence, Stan would loudly sigh, hand
her a robe, and turn his back while she put
it on. It wasn't a pleasant task, reminding her to
cover up all those wrinkles and SAgs, which caused her
(14:53):
so much sadness. But Stan never thought about himself, only
his wife. Stan was always thoughtful about his wife's wants
and needs as she grew on in years. On their anniversary,
he decided to spoil her. He surprised her with a
brand new moa one that was so much easier to
(15:19):
push and change the oil. After all, the grass needed
to be nice and neat so Stan could practice his pudding.
He didn't want his wife to be embarrassed to be
married to a duffer. Run tell dat, but poor old
Stan's gone now. His poor wife left a widow and
(15:41):
no one to take care of her. In her golden years,
Stan had a horrible accident. He apparently fell backwards on
to his golf clubs, impaling him in the well, let's
just say his final hole. Oh as if she hadn't
suffered enough, became a suspect in his passing. But after
(16:03):
that old woman Jerry heard what a loving husband's stand
had been, they found her not guilty. Poor old gal.
She's moved to Florida now del Boca Vista, so traumatized
that she now needs round the clock care from her
thirty year old physical therapist Leroy.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's how he told me.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He liked him to say it. Just remember, guys, getting
old isn't for sissies or women. It's just like I
tell my wife, whatever you say, dear.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
The Final Holes, Big Show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Ah hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldloom you know me from
uh thor I guess maybe maybe?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Ah, but.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
You're listening to none other than John Boy and uh
who's Billy? Yes, John Boy and Billy not a longer?
Was just setting it up for uh suspense. H.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Got
some biblical bloopers mistakes by Sunday school students of both
the Christian and Jewish faith faiths. See that's a whooper
already In the first book of the Bible, guinnesses God
got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath.
(18:15):
All you know that Adam and Eve were created from
an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of arc.
Let you to know that Lot's wife was a pillar
of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
He kind of runned a couple together there. The Jews
(18:35):
were a proud people, and throughout history they had trouble
with unsympathetic genitals. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea,
where they made unleaven bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients. Are you sure these aren't from your essays?
The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Huh, didn't
(18:57):
know that. Afterward, Moses won up Cyanide to get the
Ten Amendments. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam
to eat the apple. The fifth commandment is humor thy
mother and father. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not
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admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached the UK.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Jarital.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who
(19:40):
lived in biblical times.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Finks.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Solomon, one of David's sons, has three hundred wives and
seven hundred porcupines. When Mary heard that she was the
mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna carta. When the
three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found
Jesus and the manager the three wives guys from Jesus
(20:10):
was born because Mary had an immaculate contraptionulate contraption, Jesus
enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you. He also explained
man does not live by sweat alone. The people who
followed the Lord were called the twelve Decibels. The epistles
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were the wives of the apostles. Saint Paul co afforded
to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name
for marriage. Oh and finally, a Christian should have only
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one wife. This is called monotony. Good morning, everybody got
the Big show on the radio? Hey man, this is
something Randy here's an email. Jackie Game has dressed you.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I guess you saw it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Remember, first of all, while back, we got the email
from a guy who named this little girl Miranda when
he heard us talking about your little girl.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yep, all right, listen to this, Randy.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Several weeks ago, the Big Show crew was talking about nicknames.
You mentioned your wife's nickname my wife and I thought
that was a really cute nickname. With the upcoming birth
of our second daughter, with your approval, would like to
use that for her name. One big problem, we cannot
remember what the name was. Can you please help us out.
(21:44):
We have four weeks left. Could you reply back does email?
Sorry to put you through this in kindness, but your
help will be greatly appreciated. We love you and the
crew of the Big Show. But tell John Wore to
grow up and not be such a bad loser on
wordy word, Mike Wes, Lubbock, Texas. Now, now in the
nickname from your wife, deal that that was one of
the words, and I try to use that as a clue.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Doodles.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
That's right, doodles, Yeah, because she constantly she's one of
those that you know, shakes her leg a lot when
she's sitting at the table or has her legs crossed
her some something. Owners always kind of jiggling around.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
A doodle.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, why isn't her nickname jimmy leg?
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Thought it could be her hand, It could be I
thought I thought to call her Doodles because she doodled
like on paper, you know, and nervous energy.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I thought it called her twitch. But already had a
buddy named Man.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
So here's a guy's gonna name his daughter after Doodles
and then already Miranda.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
When me and Billy get stuff named after us, it's
like goats and mismatch birds. Remember the john On and
Billy the parrots and the snake got in and ate Billy.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
And John Boy the parrot was sitting up at the
top of the cage.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Door and leave me alone. He's take something from his side.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Of the cage.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I don't see aybody writing and wanting to use you know,
your pet name for your wife boogers. I don't see
that happening.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And Billy, you're not plural? Yeah, your sounds bad.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Your pet name for your wife is yes, dear, I believe.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Oh no, The unofficial nickname is Pooky but we don't
use that very often, just on speciallyccage.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Feelers. Have you got Gayla nickname? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Where's my coffee?
Speaker 9 (23:39):
But yeah, these guys I rode back and they certainly
have a my why?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Okay, Well, let's play this John Bo Jeffory thing told
you about the prize package. Need to review yesterday's question.
It was sixty eight percent of professional hockey players have
lost at least one of these during their careers.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It was a tooth.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
There'll be more teeth maybe I the way it was going,
but yeah, a tooth. All right, now, this is what
we're looking for today.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
With more than five hundred thousand spectators attending every year,
this is the largest single day sporting event in the world.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
The Dolly Parton Wet t Shirt Relay for Life.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's not it, but I will give you a hint.
This happened not too long ago. So what do y'all
think one ain't hundred bide show? You told every line
across America? We go to wee get a Winter. We
play John Boy Jeopardy in next Good morning, this big
(25:07):
showl already on moving to your home.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Day, right, then I'm moving up to the time.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah all lie across somewhere iaea.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
A man who once managed to draw half a million spectators.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
It was a project for seventh Great Art class.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
He's John Lord, as they hate a Rick Got of Greenville,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Good morning, Rick, Good morning there.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
How are you hey doing?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good man? Welcome, I'm glad to be here. All right,
my boy. Well, with more than five hundred thousand spectators
attending every year, this is the largest single day sporting
event in the world.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
What you thinking, Rick, I'm taking the World Cup soccer championship.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Hey to tell about world out show us world cut.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
No, No, it's more than a single day, not the
single day. Yeah, I guess how they say it's the
largest sporting man in the world. Right they just add
up all the people and the most popular I mean everybody. Yeah, yeah, alright,
it's old snugger get in there, wreck on the World Cup.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
But go flare a grave?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Can I get a shout out? Can the first time? Calling?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
All right, go ahead, shout out.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I know you.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
In a minute, I'm gonna give you a shout out
of the plug and give a shout out to my
little boy, Ryan, and my lovely wife's twanna you will
shout out all my customers here, dogs on pillam and
grit with South Carolina, the home of the best to
the cheese burger in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I hey, man, all right, caiss you why plug you
you people and dug you in.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Appreciate you reckless. Let's go to Darryl. He's in corbon
because you got a mooning. You got a moving Oh yeah, hey, Rick,
thank you got the move? Hey Daryl, what's up with you? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Hey? Is this John Boy?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yes it is it.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Don't look a thing like you.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He tiles him with a room full of mate or man.
All right, okay, Daryl, we'll good. They're bunny. Glad you're here.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hey, yeah, I'm glad I'm here too.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
John Boy's time caller.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and move you so
I don't forget it here you go.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
All right? All right, what largest single day sporting event
in the world are we looking for?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
There's only one. I'll tell you.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
I'm gonna can I change my answer.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I have not heard your answer yet, Darrel.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
So okay, let's go with the World Cup soccer.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Genius, brilliant let's try it again. Oh dog, got it.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
He thought he might get a trying to technicality.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Apparently you need to start listening more closely to the
big show. Okay, all right, Darryl, try again, keep working
on that day material.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We appreciate. Okay, bless us Hart.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Where are we're going to? Leona in Sharpsburg, Maryland?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Good morning, Leona, Good morning Garland. How are you doing today?
I'm wonderful. Now, okay, well.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
You guess World Cup.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I'm go ahead to tell you World Cup has been
guessed twice for the largest.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Single day's morning event in the world. Now, what are
you thinking?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The Indianapolis, The Indianapolis five hundred, let's say, well, all right,
I was afraid you just don't think about it and
change your answer to World Cup. Yeah, the Indianapolis five
And I didn't realized there were half a million spectators
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fitting that place. Hey, leone up, congratulations baby, you got
the big old prize package.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hang on, Jackie, get your information. All right, Thank you
so much. And I think you guys are great and
your show is wonderful. Well, thank you so much. Appreciate
you listening, fair Maryland.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I listened every time I can all right, baby, I'm
turning you over to Jackets. You'll get your infoon and
it's coming your way. Thank you, boy a baby.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Philipidos?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
This Charles two hundred pounds of twisted steel and sex apel.
The American dreams don't get us in North Cakilaki, North Cakilakia.
(30:09):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Tayter
is gonna be our guinea pig. See if this chocolate
math works?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
All right, I mean I'm gonna need a calculator, but
this goes. I'm not too good at math. I got
it right here. I things go work, okay. Well, I
don't know, I've never tried to before. All right, Tayter,
don't tell me your age.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
She's with you so far.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
This is your age by chocolate Math. I don't know
if you can follow it home or in your car.
Don't don't try to write it down. But uh, somebody
around here, email anybody but me at the Big Show
dot com if you'd like to get a copy of this.
All right, here we go, they say this this really works?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Who is they?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
First of all?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have chocolate, and they say, yeah,
you like between one and ten. There's been more than
once but less than ten.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, so what so what are you say? Okay? Now, okay,
you said five? All right, five?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Now you multiply that number by two, just to be bold.
Here where is my little multiplation?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Oh it's ten.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Sometimes two ten?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Okay, lot compligated multiple?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Could you do get some more batteries for the calculator?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
By fifty times five?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Alright? Now if you have already had your birthday this year?
Have you already had your birthday this year? Tata?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yes, okay, So then you add seventeen fifty nine all right,
plus one seven five nine. Okay if you hadn't, by
the way, and you're doing this, you add one seven
five eight.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
All right, Taylor, what was it?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
What do I need to give you the year?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
Though?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, I don't guess you're supposed to give it to me,
because then would know what year you were born? Okay,
all right, well don't tell me. I'm stuck at twenty
and fifty nine years. He goes, Just just subtract that
for me, on my calculator.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I won't look. I'm gonna message subtract the four digit years.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Majority hit that you were born.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Uh no, just go in here again.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Did I hit it? Now? What hit it?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Equal?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Equal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, you should have a three digit number. Yes, there's
a three digit number. The first digital this was your
original number. How many times you want to have chocolate
each week?
Speaker 10 (33:06):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
No, two, no, no things?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
I mean yes, I did want.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
The next two numbers are supposed to be your age
eighty eight. I got one.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I'm twelve, man, you know I hate to point this out.
I predicted twice this was.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay, we're going the number of times that you would
like to have chocolate, right, Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You said fine, you said five. All right, let me
do to my age because I know my age.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Okay, And I won't chocolate seven times a week because
I like chocolate every day of the week, like.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Turtles seven month, vice number boy two times two? Okay?
More add five?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Did I forget to add five the first time? Let's
say plus five? Okay, nineteen.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Now multiply by fifty times fifteen fifteen. Okay, that's nine
to fifty nineteen. Uh well, I've already had my birthday
this year. Okay, So plus one seven five nine, okay,
Now subtract the four digit year that I was born
minus nineteen fifty six equals seven fifty three.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
The first digit of this was your original number. Seven.
It was the next two numbers. Fifty three is my age?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
It worked?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh do you do it, Tater? Why didn't yours work
because you didn't do the AD five thing originally?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Oh well, too late. Next the whole thing I want
to find that help? Really, tat Old was yeah, tat.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Really astro Nerd had to go. He left me a
note that says I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I don't have time for this. Oh right, so for
copies of this if you would like.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
To take her email anybody love me, all right, and
if this ministry has been a blessing to you.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
He thought that would give him the inside track.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Fairly U
Good morning, love starved mortals Cupid here, you don't have
to make two million people fall in love at the
same time. Tune him into the Big Show with John
Boy and Billy. Trust me, there's enough of them to
go around. Sympathies to whoever gets stuck with Hanson. And
by the bye, you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Shout out dog Anglers and the captains and the meats.
They'll be careful off him out of banks and uh,
you know what they're biting most of the pole position there.
Remember last tournament we did get a trophy for life
saving a boat was sinking. Boy, Captain Jean Kenedem went back,
pulled Big Girl through the tuna door, saved some lives.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You did what pulled Big Girl?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Pay attention, No, that's not a youphs.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Always excited that the fishing tournaments no matter where you
look there, so y'all got.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Don't take anything, even if it's a good citizenship or.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We don't like good luck by fishing.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, donkey, there a damn. Let's play something you can understand.
It's called altburst. We'll give you three dates in history.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You try getting squeezed through a tun of door.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
And we'll give you legs and played as an outburst
game in minutes. Hang on, good morning.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's a big show on the radio, John Bob, That
pill is Randy, Jaggie, Micey, my stater touch.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Everybody looks all bite tailed brushy. Yeah, same to you.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Ah damn, let's play alpburs. We'll give you three dates
in history. This is where three categories are coming from.
Nineteen seventy six, The Jackson's premiered on CBS TV with
music and comedy sketches.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
You know, that's how the announcer said it at the
beginning of the show too, those wacky Jackson's.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
The jackson starred Michael Jackie, Tito, Marlon, Randy, LaToya, Reebe,
and Janet. After four shows in seventy six, the cast
returned for three months in early nineteen seventy seven. Anybody
remember anything about that show at all?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I don't think it was very successful. I don't think
it was like laughing where you know, it's like the
door opens up and Tito sticks his head out and
tell the knocking.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Here and yeah, it should have been takes his head
that lighted up.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
I bet you Jen did not have any war drub
malfunctions on that show.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So seventy six. How old was Michael when he died?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Fifty fifty, so seventy six, so twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It had have been about sixteen or eighteen. Yeah, all right,
well there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Well let's move up to nineteen seventy eight. Tato Corporation, and.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I think it's Taito Taito.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
You know, I don't speak good Japanese.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Well, they were in Tokyo, of the and they first
demonstrated the electronic game Space Invaders.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
On the premiere of tai Eto News.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So now I remember the first game out had to
be Video Pong, right right, Yeah, that was Space Invaders.
That was one of the first one that was It
was pretty early on. That was probably about two or
three years later. Okay, and one time I can't remember
the Space Invaders or Packed Man. At one point, it
was so popular in the United States there was a
national shortage of orders. There's so many people playing those games. Yeah,
that's the other thing about pac Man. Centipede was running
(04:06):
around there. Yep, all right, that's what Finally in nineteen
eighty seven, A bird species became extinct when the last
dusky Seaside sparrow died in Florida.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, the twelve year old bird.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Spent his last days in a cage at Walt disney World.
The bird's heart and lungs have been frozen, just in
case some type of future clowning.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That's cloning.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
There's some heart lungs, y'all clowning around with these more while,
so anytime that makes more sense and the type of
future cloning, right, may be able to choose the same
thing they did to Walt, basically cregat the species.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, it's Walt and the bird. We gotta barn a
bunch of wings on the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
All right, Well, there you go. That's our three categories.
Who wants to vie for the prize package? You'll be
playing against the clock one eight hundred. Big show, you
told free Line. We'll play out birds next good Wednesday morning,
(05:30):
everybody had a big show is on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Taylor found one of those obnoxious horns that they blowed
during the World Cup game. So let's see along. It
takes me to snap on Earth, all right, cold, yell, go,
it's not rights play up. It's the game that anyone can.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
From the Let's go contesting number one.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
This should really be a lot of folks, have them.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Up against time shouts.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Let's say, hey the Kurt, I don't know my touch
your jobs?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Okay, Hey maya, Hey Kurt, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You're doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Alright, okay, hey it ring all right, Kurt, lets jumping here.
See if you win this prize bag at you ready? Yes, sir,
that's got five seconds Winny.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Three musical groups.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Ridio, Jackson's, Osmonds and Jonas Brothers.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Alright, wow, and I didn't even say three bad musical alright, Kurt.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Now we need three video games?
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Ready go, Space Invaders, Dunk kne and Mario and for
to win.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Three birds ready to go?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
He a Hawk and a Blue Jays.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Tyler. How'd you like to make that sound when you walk?
Have you heard her walk?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
All right, Kurt, there you go, buddy. Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Oh, Joe's wid I'll have to give a shout out
to my wife Becky and uh nahunah, Georgia's want to
tell her I love her?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
My kids don't sound like you're holding the gun together.
I'm get her out out impersonate you and yours card
listening to the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What go now? Okay, good morning, there's Dan Higgins here.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pop in
on John boyn Billy here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
But I don't come here just to see them. I'm
not a gay.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I come here for eye Candy, Babs, Jackie and theater
because daddy's got a sweet dude.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I was that too blue.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Good morning, John Bond, Billy and Taylors and Tarring, Taytor
and jagget old Big Show gang here.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Whit you first thing this morning? It's gonna being on
the other side of your radio.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
They had Elvis News, the Elvis estate he was on
putting stuff out.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Elvis's likeness is gonna be released in a Mister potato
Head doll. All right, I'm mister deep fried potato Head,
the Elvis version of Mister potato Head to be released
for Elvis Tribute Week in August. According to a Grace
Lamb spokesman, got a picture of it here, got a little, uh,
(09:41):
Elvis hair on it. I guess is everything removable on
the on the I would think so, yeah, just like
on the real Elvis. You've got the sunglasses, a microphone, guitar,
got a little Elvis sud on.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What is that electric banana? What is that something?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Oh, that's his arm, that's his arm up in the air.
The family is no longer running this business. They sold, sold,
sold it. And now what you're seeing here is crash commercialism.
I mean Elvis and miss Potato head. I don't think
Priscilla and the family would have wanted.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
To do it.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Oh, colonel, Colonel Parker had been all over. Oh yeah,
you won't see. Maybe someday I don't want to make
a mister Potato I think.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
The one to me that still is the funniest was
that Johnny Cash's estate and family had to step in
because somebody had sold ring of fire to preparation.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
H for a TV commercial. That's right, remember that one?
All so.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Kevin kern Is, a spokesman for Presley's Graceland Estate, told
the commercial appeal the new toys one of fifteen thousand
Elvis licensed products, fifteen thousand and is one the company
is really excited about.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
So can you hear your blue? All right?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
He Elvis, take a head. I'm sure I want to
pop up around here, and good wins the morning, and
(11:29):
a big show is on your radio. All right, boys,
Mike Way, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well well, well, there's an old saying that says time
waits for no man. Well, it appears that goes double
for women. Sometimes we men try to be nice and
tell our wives you're not getting old, you're getting better.
(12:02):
We all know that's a big fat lie. That's only
true for wine and cheese, and even then both of
those eventually spoil. I've always struggled with how to deal
with this situation as my own spouse is beginning to
slow down. Thank goodness, I have a good friend that
sent the benchmark on the situation. Let me preach on it.
(12:27):
My old friend Stanley was very tolerant and supportive of
his wife's aging. He retired a few years ago after
all those years of hard work and was looking forward
to spending all his time playing golf. But bills have
to be paid, so it was necessary for his wife
to get a part time job to go with her
(12:48):
full time job.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
After all, country club.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Does and Greens fees aren't cheap, So when she'd come
home after an extra long work day, Stanley was patient
while he waited for her to get dinner ready. The
years had taken their toll, and she didn't move quite
as fast anymore. But when it took a little longer
than usual, Stanley would interrupt his nap to point out
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the time the old gal bless a heart. It was
the least he could do, and sometimes, when she had
money left over, Stan let her take him to dinner.
What a guy. After dinner, while Stan was watching the
golf channel, his wife was supposed to clean up the kitchen.
(13:34):
Supposed to clean up the kitchen. Many times he'd come
into the kitchen to get another beer and find the
kitchen still in a mess and her sitting down.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
After all, she wasn't getting any younger and her memory
was starting to go. So before he went back to
his recliner, Stan would gently clear his throat and make
a little joke, like, boy, those dishes aren't going to
clean themselves. She tried to pretend she didn't hear him.
He'd just bump into her and say it again. She'd
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get the idea, and eventually the kitchen was spick and span.
As Stan's wife got older, she became very conscious about
her appearance Stan. Ever, the gentleman encouraged her constantly. He
never put her on the spot by taking her out
to dinner or to functions at the country club. He
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knew that people seeing how old and worn out she'd
gotten would make her uncomfortable, good old Stan. Whenever she'd
be naked in his presence, Stan would loudly sigh, hand
her a robe, and turn his back while she put
it on. It wasn't a pleasant task, reminding her to
cover up all those wrinkles and SAgs, which caused her
(14:53):
so much sadness. But Stan never thought about himself, only
his wife. Stan was always thoughtful about his wife's wants
and needs as she grew on in years. On their anniversary,
he decided to spoil her. He surprised her with a
brand new moa one that was so much easier to
(15:19):
push and change the oil. After all, the grass needed
to be nice and neat so Stan could practice his pudding.
He didn't want his wife to be embarrassed to be
married to a duffer. Run tell dat, but poor old
Stan's gone now. His poor wife left a widow and
(15:41):
no one to take care of her. In her golden years,
Stan had a horrible accident. He apparently fell backwards on
to his golf clubs, impaling him in the well, let's
just say his final hole. Oh as if she hadn't
suffered enough, became a suspect in his passing. But after
(16:03):
that old woman Jerry heard what a loving husband's stand
had been, they found her not guilty. Poor old gal.
She's moved to Florida now del Boca Vista, so traumatized
that she now needs round the clock care from her
thirty year old physical therapist Leroy.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
That's how he told me.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He liked him to say it. Just remember, guys, getting
old isn't for sissies or women. It's just like I
tell my wife, whatever you say, dear.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
The Final Holes, Big Show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Ah hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldloom you know me from
uh thor I guess maybe maybe?
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Ah, but.
Speaker 8 (17:09):
You're listening to none other than John Boy and uh
who's Billy? Yes, John Boy and Billy not a longer?
Was just setting it up for uh suspense. H.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Got
some biblical bloopers mistakes by Sunday school students of both
the Christian and Jewish faith faiths. See that's a whooper
already In the first book of the Bible, guinnesses God
got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath.
(18:15):
All you know that Adam and Eve were created from
an apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of arc.
Let you to know that Lot's wife was a pillar
of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
He kind of runned a couple together there. The Jews
(18:35):
were a proud people, and throughout history they had trouble
with unsympathetic genitals. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea,
where they made unleaven bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients. Are you sure these aren't from your essays?
The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Huh, didn't
(18:57):
know that. Afterward, Moses won up Cyanide to get the
Ten Amendments. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam
to eat the apple. The fifth commandment is humor thy
mother and father. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not
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admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached the UK.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Jarital.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who
(19:40):
lived in biblical times.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Finks.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Solomon, one of David's sons, has three hundred wives and
seven hundred porcupines. When Mary heard that she was the
mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna carta. When the
three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found
Jesus and the manager the three wives guys from Jesus
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was born because Mary had an immaculate contraptionulate contraption, Jesus
enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you. He also explained
man does not live by sweat alone. The people who
followed the Lord were called the twelve Decibels. The epistles
(20:34):
were the wives of the apostles. Saint Paul co afforded
to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name
for marriage. Oh and finally, a Christian should have only
(20:56):
one wife. This is called monotony. Good morning, everybody got
the Big show on the radio? Hey man, this is
something Randy here's an email. Jackie Game has dressed you.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
I guess you saw it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Remember, first of all, while back, we got the email
from a guy who named this little girl Miranda when
he heard us talking about your little girl.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yep, all right, listen to this, Randy.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Several weeks ago, the Big Show crew was talking about nicknames.
You mentioned your wife's nickname my wife and I thought
that was a really cute nickname. With the upcoming birth
of our second daughter, with your approval, would like to
use that for her name. One big problem, we cannot
remember what the name was. Can you please help us out.
(21:44):
We have four weeks left. Could you reply back does email?
Sorry to put you through this in kindness, but your
help will be greatly appreciated. We love you and the
crew of the Big Show. But tell John Wore to
grow up and not be such a bad loser on
wordy word, Mike Wes, Lubbock, Texas. Now, now in the
nickname from your wife, deal that that was one of
the words, and I try to use that as a clue.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Doodles.
Speaker 9 (22:04):
That's right, doodles, Yeah, because she constantly she's one of
those that you know, shakes her leg a lot when
she's sitting at the table or has her legs crossed
her some something. Owners always kind of jiggling around.
Speaker 8 (22:13):
A doodle.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, why isn't her nickname jimmy leg?
Speaker 9 (22:17):
Thought it could be her hand, It could be I
thought I thought to call her Doodles because she doodled
like on paper, you know, and nervous energy.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
I thought it called her twitch. But already had a
buddy named Man.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
So here's a guy's gonna name his daughter after Doodles
and then already Miranda.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
When me and Billy get stuff named after us, it's
like goats and mismatch birds. Remember the john On and
Billy the parrots and the snake got in and ate Billy.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
And John Boy the parrot was sitting up at the
top of the cage.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Door and leave me alone. He's take something from his side.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Of the cage.
Speaker 9 (23:04):
I don't see aybody writing and wanting to use you know,
your pet name for your wife boogers. I don't see
that happening.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And Billy, you're not plural? Yeah, your sounds bad.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Your pet name for your wife is yes, dear, I believe.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Oh no, The unofficial nickname is Pooky but we don't
use that very often, just on speciallyccage.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Feelers. Have you got Gayla nickname? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Where's my coffee?
Speaker 9 (23:39):
But yeah, these guys I rode back and they certainly
have a my why?
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Okay, Well, let's play this John Bo Jeffory thing told
you about the prize package. Need to review yesterday's question.
It was sixty eight percent of professional hockey players have
lost at least one of these during their careers.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It was a tooth.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
There'll be more teeth maybe I the way it was going,
but yeah, a tooth. All right, now, this is what
we're looking for today.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
With more than five hundred thousand spectators attending every year,
this is the largest single day sporting event in the world.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
The Dolly Parton Wet t Shirt Relay for Life.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
That's not it, but I will give you a hint.
This happened not too long ago. So what do y'all
think one ain't hundred bide show? You told every line
across America? We go to wee get a Winter. We
play John Boy Jeopardy in next Good morning, this big
(25:07):
showl already on moving to your home.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Day, right, then I'm moving up to the time.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Yeah all lie across somewhere iaea.
Speaker 6 (25:21):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
A man who once managed to draw half a million spectators.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
It was a project for seventh Great Art class.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
He's John Lord, as they hate a Rick Got of Greenville,
South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Good morning, Rick, Good morning there.
Speaker 10 (25:39):
How are you hey doing?
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Good man? Welcome, I'm glad to be here. All right,
my boy. Well, with more than five hundred thousand spectators
attending every year, this is the largest single day sporting
event in the world.
Speaker 10 (25:54):
What you thinking, Rick, I'm taking the World Cup soccer championship.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Hey to tell about world out show us world cut.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
No, No, it's more than a single day, not the
single day. Yeah, I guess how they say it's the
largest sporting man in the world. Right they just add
up all the people and the most popular I mean everybody. Yeah, yeah, alright,
it's old snugger get in there, wreck on the World Cup.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
But go flare a grave?
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Can I get a shout out? Can the first time? Calling?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
All right, go ahead, shout out.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
I know you.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
In a minute, I'm gonna give you a shout out
of the plug and give a shout out to my
little boy, Ryan, and my lovely wife's twanna you will
shout out all my customers here, dogs on pillam and
grit with South Carolina, the home of the best to
the cheese burger in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
I hey, man, all right, caiss you why plug you
you people and dug you in.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Appreciate you reckless. Let's go to Darryl. He's in corbon
because you got a mooning. You got a moving Oh yeah, hey, Rick,
thank you got the move? Hey Daryl, what's up with you? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Hey? Is this John Boy?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yes it is it.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Don't look a thing like you.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
He tiles him with a room full of mate or man.
All right, okay, Daryl, we'll good. They're bunny. Glad you're here.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hey, yeah, I'm glad I'm here too.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
John Boy's time caller.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and move you so
I don't forget it here you go.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
All right? All right, what largest single day sporting event
in the world are we looking for?
Speaker 2 (27:40):
There's only one. I'll tell you.
Speaker 9 (27:42):
I'm gonna can I change my answer.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I have not heard your answer yet, Darrel.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
So okay, let's go with the World Cup soccer.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Genius, brilliant let's try it again. Oh dog, got it.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
He thought he might get a trying to technicality.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Apparently you need to start listening more closely to the
big show. Okay, all right, Darryl, try again, keep working
on that day material.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
We appreciate. Okay, bless us Hart.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Where are we're going to? Leona in Sharpsburg, Maryland?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Good morning, Leona, Good morning Garland. How are you doing today?
I'm wonderful. Now, okay, well.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
You guess World Cup.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I'm go ahead to tell you World Cup has been
guessed twice for the largest.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Single day's morning event in the world. Now, what are
you thinking?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The Indianapolis, The Indianapolis five hundred, let's say, well, all right,
I was afraid you just don't think about it and
change your answer to World Cup. Yeah, the Indianapolis five
And I didn't realized there were half a million spectators
(29:02):
fitting that place. Hey, leone up, congratulations baby, you got
the big old prize package.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Hang on, Jackie, get your information. All right, Thank you
so much. And I think you guys are great and
your show is wonderful. Well, thank you so much. Appreciate
you listening, fair Maryland.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
I listened every time I can all right, baby, I'm
turning you over to Jackets. You'll get your infoon and
it's coming your way. Thank you, boy a baby.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Philipidos?
Speaker 3 (29:29):
This Charles two hundred pounds of twisted steel and sex apel.
The American dreams don't get us in North Cakilaki, North Cakilakia.
(30:09):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Tayter
is gonna be our guinea pig. See if this chocolate
math works?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All right?
Speaker 3 (30:18):
All right, I mean I'm gonna need a calculator, but
this goes. I'm not too good at math. I got
it right here. I things go work, okay. Well, I
don't know, I've never tried to before. All right, Tayter,
don't tell me your age.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
She's with you so far.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
This is your age by chocolate Math. I don't know
if you can follow it home or in your car.
Don't don't try to write it down. But uh, somebody
around here, email anybody but me at the Big Show
dot com if you'd like to get a copy of this.
All right, here we go, they say this this really works?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Who is they?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
First of all?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have chocolate, and they say, yeah,
you like between one and ten. There's been more than
once but less than ten.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Okay, so what so what are you say? Okay? Now, okay,
you said five? All right, five?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Now you multiply that number by two, just to be bold.
Here where is my little multiplation?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
Oh it's ten.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Sometimes two ten?
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Okay, lot compligated multiple?
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Could you do get some more batteries for the calculator?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
By fifty times five?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Alright? Now if you have already had your birthday this year?
Have you already had your birthday this year? Tata?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yes, okay, So then you add seventeen fifty nine all right,
plus one seven five nine. Okay if you hadn't, by
the way, and you're doing this, you add one seven
five eight.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Okay. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
All right, Taylor, what was it?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
What do I need to give you the year?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
Though?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, I don't guess you're supposed to give it to me,
because then would know what year you were born? Okay,
all right, well don't tell me. I'm stuck at twenty
and fifty nine years. He goes, Just just subtract that
for me, on my calculator.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
I won't look. I'm gonna message subtract the four digit years.
Speaker 4 (32:39):
Majority hit that you were born.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Uh no, just go in here again.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Did I hit it? Now? What hit it?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Equal?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Equal? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, you should have a three digit number. Yes, there's
a three digit number. The first digital this was your
original number. How many times you want to have chocolate
each week?
Speaker 10 (33:06):
Is it?
Speaker 8 (33:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
No, two, no, no things?
Speaker 4 (33:16):
I mean yes, I did want.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
The next two numbers are supposed to be your age
eighty eight. I got one.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
I'm twelve, man, you know I hate to point this out.
I predicted twice this was.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Okay, we're going the number of times that you would
like to have chocolate, right, Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You said fine, you said five. All right, let me
do to my age because I know my age.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Okay, And I won't chocolate seven times a week because
I like chocolate every day of the week, like.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Turtles seven month, vice number boy two times two? Okay?
More add five?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Did I forget to add five the first time? Let's
say plus five? Okay, nineteen.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Now multiply by fifty times fifteen fifteen. Okay, that's nine
to fifty nineteen. Uh well, I've already had my birthday
this year. Okay, So plus one seven five nine, okay,
Now subtract the four digit year that I was born
minus nineteen fifty six equals seven fifty three.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
The first digit of this was your original number. Seven.
It was the next two numbers. Fifty three is my age?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
It worked?
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh do you do it, Tater? Why didn't yours work
because you didn't do the AD five thing originally?
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Oh well, too late. Next the whole thing I want
to find that help? Really, tat Old was yeah, tat.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Really astro Nerd had to go. He left me a
note that says I'm out of here.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I don't have time for this. Oh right, so for
copies of this if you would like.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
To take her email anybody love me, all right, and
if this ministry has been a blessing to you.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
He thought that would give him the inside track.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
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