August 13, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): Today’s Show is an Encore Edition from February 5, 2020
℗®© 2025 John Boy & Billy, Inc.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello again my late rising friends. Randy here with another show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Notes. Go ahead and get your pencil and papers out.
There will be a quiz later in the week.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show that originally aired on Wednesday, February the fifth,
twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Enjoy the show. Dognatad Madam.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It is Wednesday, February fifth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
May arise.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was gone of national days. We gods National Shower
with a Friend Day.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh had it work? Hey Joe, you don't Doug show
I like you. I just don't like you like you?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh right, good logo. Now one today is World Natella Day.
I don't want to see your natal It is often seven.
Necessity is the mother of invention and adding hazel nuts
when coco is hard to come by may have been
an Italian trick during hard times.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
An Italian trick that's racist.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It was the northern Italian city of Piedmont. They made
a paste of chocolate and hazel nuts at the time
when the nuts were abundant, but coco was not.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hazel not tailla. That's steel sold. Yeah, it is very popular. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
In fact, we eat nutala on vanilla wafers.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, I just go.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
With peanut butter on vanilla wafers. You gotta try the
little slice of banana on that too.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Wow, we go to your house. We just never had
any tailor growing up. You know, it was too expensive.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
He's just trying to get you to shower with.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Trying to think if I've actually done that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, broad Park, move on. Today is National weather
Person's Day, which is also known as National weather Man's Day.
Sexist got them a job, only be right half the
time and not get fired, said John Boys. Okay, well
(02:21):
let's see weather birds alight, hug a weather person, shore
with a friend, eat some nutella. It's story.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You have so much fun and imagination.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I got three days in history saved up right here.
That'll be important. We'll get you ready for alpber. It's
got our first prize back out in minutes. Yeah, big
shows on a radio. Good morning, Big shows on a radio,
John Oldmit than a gang with your first prize back
for you to win fifty dollars for you to spend
on an American Express gift card, Courtisyel Bowl Jangles, It's
(02:56):
bow time. Three days in history where we get a categories.
It would go with your legs up. February fifth, twenty twenty.
It was on this date in nineteen eighty eight, during
the first prime time wrestling match in thirty years, Andrea
the Giant beats Ulk Cogan.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Woo Andrea hey y s e rec Flair's Super Bowl commercial.
He was in.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
He was in with a bunch of like a cameo
and a bunch of the celebrities.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Right. He did a great job. Though, he did great.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I texted him right after that, and he texted me back, whoo.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That means the chow heard it was fine. I can't
remember how old he is, Jackie.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Do you remember seventy seventy seventy one?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
This year thirty five for a seventy one? All right,
let's move up to this date. In nineteen ninety eight,
residents of Brazil, Indiana loured a hundred pound wayward bear
into a cage on their front porch with lucky charms.
His captor said, the bear loved these, eat cereal. I
(04:01):
preferred his lucky charms with Coca cola instead of milk.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, woo woo the bear call.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
And finally was on this date in nineteen ninety nine,
former heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson was sinnised in Maryland
to a year in jail for assaulting two motorists following
a traffic accident, and Tyson served three and a half months.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It's a travesty.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred big shows, she
told free Line. Come on, we'll play out birds next.
(05:02):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Looking a
hum day beg you were it fifth.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Ah, yeah, looking unusually focused this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Thank you very much, feeling focus, went thor. Hey, look
at our video today.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's brought to you by GreenWorks Commercial. When you make
a living with your tools, you demand power, performance and reliability.
Well GreenWorks Commercials, battery technology and brushless motors deliver reliable,
commercial grade power without the hassle of gas. Visit Greenworkscommercial
dot Com or all your power tool needs of dealers
near You's the video the pudding potty break there girl,
(05:41):
All right, it's funny. That's right there at the big
show dot Com there right now, good eye, hum day,
winning man uppers, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun. You're playing uppers, have them hurry up
and guest time you love the best time you have
a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Let's say, hey Harry from Unicord, can I say.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We have shot?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good morning, Harry, Hey man, Well go a Let's get
through the categories.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Are you ready ally alright?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
In five seconds, we need three pro wrestlers.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Ready go, I'll go get player.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I've from the giant, but.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I Harry now when he need three breakfast cereals.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Curio, lucky charton and reading right alright?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Half four to win three things you see in jail.
Ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Prisoners and bow bow half un apart getting the winning
beginner fifty bucks on an American Express gift card for
you for my budget boats angles coming your way.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Harry, yay Monica. Right now, let's catch you up on
what went on around you overnight your local news. It
was about twenty minutes away the top ten list going
to Venas.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Good mon Let's make show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah man, we talk about that nature boy Rick Clair,
who'll be seventy one toward the end of this month.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
This is.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Birthday month is February twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Right, I'm about that man birthday. Let's go out with him.
But there done that.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I know Former NASCAR driver Daryl Waltrip having a birthday today.
He's seventy three years old. By old d w Birthday Daryl.
Country Singer Sarah Evans is forty nine. Actress Barbara Hershey
is seven twenty two. Was she like the Big Valley?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
No, that's Barbara Stanley. Okay, she is a brunette. She's
one of those I could show you a picture of
you go, oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Did you see Beaches with Bette Midler? Yea, that seems
like one that would be in his video.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
He's always quoting from that.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
She was the one that was not Bette Middler.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I always thought there should be a single, a sequel
to that called Son of the Beaches.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Roger Skaalbach quarterback but Dallas Cowboys seventy eight years old today.
Actress Jennifer Jason Lee fifty eight. Is she one of
the full house girls?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, she was in Fast Time as Rigemond High.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
She was Phoebe Kates's buddy.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
Nope, okay, oh, yeah, yeah, a single female.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, yeah, no, I remember fast times the Ridgemont High.
She was another one.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
The other words, said the crowd.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, Hammering Hank Aaron, Hank Aaron eighty six years old today,
little hands, it has a bunch of doors about Hammer
and Hank.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, let's call it home, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Actor for Christopher Guest is seventy two years old today?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Is it? Em and Jamie Lee Curter still married? Yes
they are? How about today? They've been together for long
And he's an actor.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yes, he's an actor.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He's an actor, war fur.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh now it makes it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Right, so it does.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
About Bobby Brown, he's a rappafer, ok yeah, with the
Houston's ex husband.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, all right, all right, no answer about it? Okay,
Well let me.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Know when this nature Boy's word day we'll get al right.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I got a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Good wines in the morning.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's a big shan the radio hummaduhm day twenty minutes
away from tay or Taman news right now.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Top ten Liz billy Well.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
For the first time in years, the Las Vegas Visitors
in Convention Bureau has changed their world famous tourism slogan,
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Actually it's more
an update. The new version is what happens here, only
happens here. That's a tad less zingy than the original slogan,
(11:56):
but it's way better than some of the ideas for
an update that didn't make the cut Today's Big Show
Top ten list, Top ten rejected new Las Vegas slogans.
Number ten gopher broke odds are you'll get there? Number
nine now with legal weed. Number eight the only place
(12:20):
you can run into Celine Dion at Whole Foods. Number seven,
Am I missing you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Tooth? Number six?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
You've seen what we did for carrat top imagine what
we can do for you. Number five, What do you
mean she's not breathing. Number four okay, okay, everybody shut
up for a second.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I need to think.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Wait, you don't have to do this. You'll get your money.
I swear.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Number two in the phase in the firse and the
number one rejected Las Vegas slogan. Come for the shrimp,
leave with the crabs.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's a big sell.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh, let somebody better damn it, than me, tell you
than me all right?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Time by to the Big Show? That stuff picking him
up at you? It's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?
Speaker 11 (13:34):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat Boy and
trying to cure Babs.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Of her terminal blondness?
Speaker 11 (13:39):
I'm listening to my two favorite straight white Southern points,
John Boyant Billie and the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh Marcel, just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hello, good morning, and that's Big Show on the radio Wednesday.
(14:28):
Fet you wear a fifth twenty twenty man ain't.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Coming up about twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's John boyjevity fifty bucks for you to spend on
an American Express good.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Card up for grabs went down about a USh we
had earlier.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Therefore, Yeah, while back John Boyjefty research scientist Randy, in
one of his many duties.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
We did a question about after President Roosevelt inspired the
Teddy Bear. Oh yeah, that's right, and his term was
ending and he was getting ready to run or his
I guess the electoral anyway. William Taft in nineteen oh
nine was gonna run, so his geniuses decided, Hey, that
teddy Bear thing caught on really, well, we got to
(15:12):
come up with an animal, and you need votes in
the South, so let's go with possums. Oh and everybody went, okay, yeah,
that makes sense, let's do that. So so Billy Possum
was created. Toy stores ordered tons of them because they're
thinking these are gonna sell like godcakes. They're gonna come
right off of the Teddy Bear straight into so Taft
(15:33):
appears at dinners all over the South. There were possums
and taters served, and he would eat the entire possum
and so he was like really working the possum angle.
And they even made Billy Possum comic books and postcards
and campaign buttons and posters, and a few of the
toy stores they even installed cages with live possums in
(15:56):
them for the kid they were going for it. One
little major problem with the whole campaign. Kids had new
interest in cuddling up with a giant rat with mingy
hair and needle sharp teeth and a bald tail.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Not so the problem with it was it looked just
like a possum, right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Because in the stores that had the cage, I mean,
it's so less than three months after Billy possum came out.
He was off the shelves and out of all the kids' nightmares.
And if you've ever studied into it, why didn't it work?
You know?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Why couldn't they?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, the big thing is that Teddy's Bear came out
with a great story about a very powerful man who
basically decided he couldn't kill the trapped bear because what
had happened is he was on a hunting trip and
a professional scout went out found a bear and basically
tied it to a tree and hold the president there
(16:57):
you go shoot the and he wouldn't do it. But
the bear was suffering because it had been caught in
a trap, so he ordered one of the other men
in his party to put it out of its misery.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
And you'm guessing the possum didn't have nearly that good
a story.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
No, because here's here's Teddy, you know, saving the bear
the bear, and and and here's Taft eating the possum.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
So I'm tired of him turning my garbage cans over.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
But the real ironic thing is that not a lot
of of Americans know the true Teddy Bear story as
to what happened. And while it is true that Roosevelt
refused to kill the bear himself. He did see it
was suffering, and he did order someone else to kill
it and put it out of its misery. But the
other thing is that the buddy that killed it basically
(17:45):
field dressed it, took it back to the cabin, and
they ate it. Oh yeah, every bit of it. In fact,
the last night, this is the true irony of the story.
The last night they dined on bear pause and possum sentators.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Well is that right? Yep, that's the thing about possum editors.
They just as good.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
The second.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Good Morning, Big Shows on a radio coming up, we'll
play John Boy Jefdy. You can win a Brittle Brothers
dot Com Valentines sampler pac most peanut Brittle eighty percent
twenty percent nuts. Brittlebrothers dot Com is eighty percent nuts
and twenty percent brittle and half the sugar. It is
the most delicious peanut brittle made on Earth. Say I
(18:34):
Love you with a Brittle Brothers dot Com Valentines for
Arioty sampler. Go to The Big Show dot Com to
theyck on the Brittle Brother's loco intercode JBB check out
for twenty percent off your order and I'm supposed to
logo the Brittle Brother's loco.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, the super Bowl threw you off, right.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
John is a big fan of the Big Show, Made
in Nashville, Tennessee. Best prenut brittle bone nuts.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's their new slogan is about.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I was who wins that? In just a second, but
right now it's time but tato taman news, here's our
girl morea.
Speaker 9 (19:12):
Well, you know, most of the tabloids are just full
with the super Bowl stuff. Still BAFTA Awards, the British
Acting Awards over there, so right, so it's you know,
I've been looking. But I needed to clarify something that
I said to you earlier in the week. We were
talking about the halftime show and you were wanting to
know who the guy and the ten were in the
silver outfit. Well, and I said that it was the
(19:34):
same guy for each thing. He had a wardrobe change.
I was wrong. The guy dancing was rapping with Shakira,
the one that's not j Lo, the one he thought
was Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
He's a rapper named bad Bunny Bunny. That was Bad Bunny.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I still don't care.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
We don't know bunnies are known for I don't know
that part.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
And then Jay Balvin was the one that rapped with
oh with Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Alright, I still want to get called out on them.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Also at the Super Bowl, spotted was jay Z Beyonce
and their daughter Blue Ivy, right, and they were noticed
that during the national anthem, Demi Levado saying the national anthem,
they did not stand for it. They sat down during
the anthem and and the tables kind of made a
big thing. I think they were all racting, did not
(20:30):
stand like their bodyguards stood. The people all around them stood,
but and their daughter, and it was it was in
solidarity with Capernick.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Crank.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
So uh, that is according to TMC. So Laurie Laughlin
in the news. You know she's in trouble for the
whole bribery college.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Yeah, not yet, but her and her husband Massimo.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, it's also what the halftime shows.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
They, according to TMZ, have racked up some of course
attorney fees and so they're now selling their their mansion
for twenty eight million dollars. And she gets she prepares
for almost two years in jail. They think she's going
to get two years.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Oh, Wow, so she still taking prison lessons?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Yes, I don't know if it's online now or she's
actually still meeting. They actually used that twelve thousand square
foot mansion as collateral to post a two million dollar bail.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Two million dollar bail for bribing. I mean, that's but
kill somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But it's a terrible thing that they did. But I
don't think anybody will go to prison over it.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Well, but her problem is she's being made an example
of That's what It's really true. So Felicity Huffman came
out and said, look, you know, I screwed up. I
did it. It's you know, it's my fault, and you know,
and she got a fairly short sentence.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Barely two weeks.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah. Really yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
And this the couple, Laura Laughlin and her husband basically
have kind of, you know, played hardball, So court decided
to play hardball with them to make a public example
of them.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Am I getting two years?
Speaker 9 (22:13):
TMZ's reporting that another fifteen parents are similarly similarly charged February.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
They're similarly charged.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
There are there are fifteen others that they did the
same dude.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Drinking game with us. Yeah, there's fifteen other parents.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yeah, they weren't the only parents in this bus.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah, they were the famous.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
One of the idiot kids that couldn't get into college.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
You sorry, Britney Spears.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
More about Brittany Britney Uh coming this weekend in LA
will have a place called The Zone, which is a
Britney Spears museum.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Britney who visit La?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
You might want to.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
You saw her in Vegas, why not go see her
stuff in LA.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
So there are ten rooms, according to the Hollywood Reporter,
recreating her most iconic music videos with user controlled activations.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
So you can go in there and have the Toxic
room or the school room. Yeah, the oops, I did it?
Yeah And okay, so that was a guest.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Vegas had a big Super Bowl party.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
The hard Rock the hard Rock Casino and hotel had
a huge party and then they closed their doors. So
the hard Rock Cafe, i mean the hard Rock Hotel
and Casino is closed. It's going to be stripped clean, renovated,
and reopened in the fall as Virgin Hotels Las Vegas.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
You've been a fan of hard rock, you can now
have a souvenir. They're having a clearance sale. It's all
gotta go so you can purchase slightly used bedroom and
living room sets straight out of the hotel. Yes, recording
to Fox News in Vegas, the hard Rocks head quote
All items are used sold as is.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Refunds and exchanges will not be accepted.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Well, hotel have some of those neat hotel TVs?
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yes, you did, quick, not one Eddie.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Bucks.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
You can get a hotel room package which you get
a king or Queen bed frame.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
The mattresses are not included.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I know you're worried.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Good a sofa though, dresser desk, two nightstands, two lamps
plus a forty two inch l a ed TV.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Well, I'm sure has ever happened on the sofa and
a hard rock?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Our sense of story?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Oh if they get tall.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Furniture slightly used the us from the hard rock? Thank
you very much.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Well next time you not?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Okay, lay look up.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Let's say we get us a winner. Let's play John
BOYD Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out when these
devices were first introduced in England, British government had to
create a pr campaign assuring citizens that the devices could
not be used to spy on them. The television as
a television All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Well, I say wow.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Over the last fifty years, the number of these per
person in American homes.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Has more than doubled. What are freeloaders? What y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big show?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You told free line? We play John boyd Jeopardy next.
(25:56):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Check
out a video today, Brown You by Bunch from green
Works Commercial. When you make a living with your tools,
you demand power, performance and reliability. Well green Works Commercials,
battery technology and brushless motors deliver reliable, commercial grade power
without the hassle of gas. Visit GreenWorks Commercial dot com
(26:19):
all your power tool needs and with dealers near you.
The video the pudding potty break.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
If you get a little little girl, well, man like
that got a liger?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Super Bowl with the turn off right now, let's blame
yes life across o.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Eric Hayats.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
And now a man who just tried the putting potty
break himself. But everybody on this end of the building
has already seen the video, John Board.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
A's a hey to Roger from elizabethon Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Good morning, Roger, Hey, Hey man, we're doing good. Welcome
in here. Well Rogers, see what you got.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'm saying, Wow, over the last fifty years, the number
of these per person in American homes has more than doubled.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
What is it, Roger?
Speaker 12 (27:19):
I'm going to say phones?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Phones? Way more than that now, probably triple to quadru hundreds.
All right, man, Roger was on there, just not what
we're looking for.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We appreciate you, buddy, boy. All right, man, let's go
to Clint. He's in Lexington, Tennessee. Good morning, Clint, Good morning,
Hey buddy, Clint. Is not phones? What do you think
in American homes? A number of these and more than doubled.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
TV?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Is it TV's that might even be more than double? Yeah,
all right, we zeroing in Clain. Appreciate you playing, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, all right, man, all right, we're going to Melissa
in Bassett, Virginia. Good morning, Melissa, Good morning, all right, Melissa.
Well we've been through phones, we've been through TVs. Think
of this more than doubled, doubled, but here doubled, John,
(28:31):
what do you what's your guest, Melissa?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
My guess is the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You say, bathrooms more than doubled.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
That is.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, Well, all right, gonna have somewhere to go
so you can talk on the phone in piece. How
many bathrooms in your house? John, uh? One, two, four,
don't forget the I believe there.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I believe your house has fine. Yeah, yeah, five, okay, yeah,
that's not come in. I gotta I got a landline
phone in one of them.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's how old the house is. Show off.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I remember my mama came to visit after we moved
in the house. She said, Wow, a telephone in your bathroom.
I guess that's so if you get lost, I can hear. Hey, Melissa,
that worked out good for you. You are getting the
(29:43):
best peanut brittle on earth from Brittle Brothers dot Com.
And they're Valentine Sampler Pack.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Gonna get that to you. You enjoy, baby, can, Yes,
you can. I want to give out a shout out
to my husband Marcus.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
Wasn't that I love his? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
How in.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right? Leslie loves Marcus is sorry hiding in for
twenty years. Keep you I've been married for forty for nothing. Bobby,
hang on, Jackie, hook you up? All right, thank you,
(30:28):
bottom of the guy. We're talking about the top of
your news.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Right on the other side, get our time capsule for
the speed, wear fed, hang on for life. This is
(31:07):
the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the
South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
Good morning John Boy and Billy, and good morning beloved
friends in radio land. Reverend Billy Ray Collins here invitings
to the Big Spring Revival meeting at the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Penny Costal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Meetings will be
(31:45):
this Friday and Saturday at seven pm and Sunday at
noon and six Our topic cartoon Homosexuals Exposed. That's write
Beavis and Lincoln, only twisted infidels in the world of
the animated comedy. You done heard about Old Tanky Winky,
(32:08):
the little purple Sissy, what runs around with a pocket book?
But that's just the beginning of a covert gay pyres
spokespeople in Toontown come on down and watch us rip
the lid off in the hidden homosexual messages in you
kid his favorite cartoons. On Friday night, out of the
(32:30):
closet comes Old Fred Flintstone his buddies on the bowling team,
call him Twinkles those flint Stone. He spends more time
with his little buddy Barney than he does with his wife,
and the two of them is always running around all
over town looking for a gay old time Yabba dabba,
(32:52):
don't miss his. Also Friday, we'll give you the untold
story of pepper Mint Addie, Charlie Brown's lesbian ready from
the Peanut. She's the only girl Peanut what wears pants
instead of a dress. She's better at football than some
of the boy Peanut. She wears them sensible shoes, and
(33:16):
she hangs out with this plain looking little girl Peanut.
It's always a calling her, sir. Let's move on in
and talk about on Saturday night when Way blow the
lid off and Popeye the sailor man ain't been in
the navy in thirty years, still walks around dressed up
in little sailor outfit. What's that all about? He's always
(33:41):
eating salad. His girlfriend is one of them flat chested
transvertites named Olive har and his best friend is Wimpy.
We'll also reveal the secret live of that lesbian role
model from Scooby Doo. Old vill find out for real
(34:02):
reason that guys don't make grasses at girls that wired glasses.
And then come on back on Sunday afternoon when we
give you the untold sight of the dynamic duo the
super Sissies. Blat man in a robin. Their names is
Bruce and Dig. They live together in a big old house.
(34:24):
The begging calls a little in his boy wonders and
they run around at nighttime? Are wearing tie? You do
the Mas? And on Sunday get the naked truth about
that notorious homosexual hossing fuffer brugs Bunny. He stands around
with his hand on his hip less has seen them
(34:46):
Broadway show too, and he's all time dressing up like
a woman and kissing on Elmer his hunting. By warning,
nobody will be admitted during the mind curdling pink panther secrets.
Come get the facts as best we understand them. This Friday,
Saturday and Sunday cartoon home os ex fol admissions, free
(35:11):
love offering will be collective. It's at the Sword of Joshua,
Full Gospel Penny Coostal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. This is Reverend Billy Ray
Collins reminding you. It's time to turn so you don't burn.
John gorn Billy, y'all keep them straight up, John Bollam Billy.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Good morning, we're yelled dumb right good born an.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
That's a big showing the radio for you. Wednesday, February fifth,
twenty and twenty.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Right here, o god yea mad max in.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
About twenty minutes. I ain't on for the maxer bud
right now, It's time for the grumpy.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Old man flibberty flu.
Speaker 11 (36:36):
I'm old and I hate Hollywood award shows. In my day,
we didn't have no red carpet strolling Papa Rozzi snapping,
fake side boob fleshing, casting, couch riding, sleazy agent parading
Poopa smooching.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Night of one thousand has been stars.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
When I was a boy, the only Sagaward we give
out was to that spinster library and who hated wearing
bras great Hobby Novely ain't making twenty zillion smackers a
picture enough? Why you gotta kill twelve hours of TV
time giving out gold stars to a bunch of pansies
(37:15):
who played dress up for a living.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh no, my massive ego needs more stroking.
Speaker 11 (37:23):
And if those seventeen people watching at home seze this,
I'll be even more important to the rest of the
perverts and fruitcakes and brown noses who li a shelted
life here in Hollyweird and don't know jack about.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
The rest of America.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
Love me, worship me.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh crabbit, Look at him?
Speaker 11 (37:47):
Look at him sitting near smiling at people they hate,
clapping like a bunch of dad burned circuit seals. I'm
waiting for him to play how dry I am on
the bulb horn. Here's a Sardine Percy nice job.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Listen.
Speaker 11 (38:06):
If I wanted to see a bunch of high step
in nancies and borrowed clothes, i'd watched sports. Here's a newsflash,
candy pants, America don't care. You know why, because just
like an elephant's butt, all.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Your maker is crap.
Speaker 11 (38:25):
It's all giant robots and gay guys and drugs and
spacemen and talking damn animals, pandering to the lowest common denominator,
chick flicks for the pms and house frows and shoot
'em ups for the cement heads with junks smaller than
a jewel pod. It's all sequels at reboots, reboots at sequels.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Here's the question. Nobody's asking, how many damn Batman's do
we need? POPTI? POOPTI? Did he do? Look at me?
Speaker 11 (39:00):
I'm a morally corrupt dingleberry sniffer with a house bigger
than your hometown and a ding dog smaller than your cats,
getting myself esteemed from how many stalk has I got
and swaping spit with Hobby Weinstein so I could be
the next lassie Saint Swithin's be praised.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
It's a glorious age of hedonism, and we liked it.
We loved it.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Academy Awards, Golden Globes, People's Choice, Screen Actors Guild.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
It never ends. If they just got on with it
and gave out the.
Speaker 11 (39:32):
Awards, the show would be twenty minutes long. But no,
they gotta get up there in lecture you, telling you
how to live your puny, pathetic.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Fly over life.
Speaker 11 (39:42):
How stupid you are for voting like you do, preaching
about the evils of capitalism while fiddling with their rolex
and texting their limo drivers and on their smartyphones, telling
you you're killing the planet by driving your truck and
then flying in your barber on a private.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Jet for a quick before showtime.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
Telling you about the horrors of killing baby owls after
their third trip to planned parenthood in two years. Boobs
ain't the only thing that's fakeing, loopy wood, totally dingy dog.
Look at me, I'm a multi zillionaire telling you to
vote for a socialist with a head so full of botox.
I look like an ugly balloon that hasn't blinked in
(40:25):
twenty years, snorting drugs off a hooker's butt and asking
what would Jesus do? It's a no dawn of humanity
and we like it.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
We loved it.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
We only had one awards ceremony when I was growing up,
just one.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
It was the Tri County Cattle Breeders Awards, judging the
best new bulls and heifers of the season. The competition
was fierce, but old Milt Stirred Waller was the rain
and champ. But this year he'd been in the hospital
and the breeding was overseen by his nephew Cully, who
was a real weed. He got kicked by a horse
when he was three, and the horseshoe was still embedded
(41:04):
in his skull, thirty years old and never had a girlfriend,
well at least not a human one. Milk got out
of the hospital just in time for the show. When
Cully opened the gate, the spectators were witnessed to the
most horrific sight in history. Half human, half bovine monstrosities
come stammering out, making sounds like a cross between a
(41:28):
cry for helping a move. They all look like Cully.
A little girl screamed and the herd went crazy. It
was a freak show stampede. The she cows cornered the
menfolk and all the man bowls made a bee line
for the women, bumping and grinding like it was prom night.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
It was a big sid show orgy.
Speaker 11 (41:47):
Nine months later, the county saw a mass birth of
cow human freaks with a taste for human flesh, and
we were all ripped as shreds and devoured, left in
the pasture as a steaming hot pile by the next
generation of cow people. Smooty pumpy stick of they do
look at me. I'm a cow hump and lunatic raising
a letter of man eating longhoods to take over the world. Oops,
(42:09):
I just stepped in my brother in law, and we
like it. We love it, Ah loop of mcbooper. I
hate Hollywood on one show, you more than everybody. The
big shows on the radio. Still a lot more coming
at you.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Hey, hey listener. My name is Man Folly. I'm a
motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old. I am
right divorced, and every morning I listen to your boy
and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
When I wake up in a vy Man river, go
on and laugh and leave three radio work.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
And then
Speaker 2 (43:03):
F then from Stone
Hello again my late rising friends. Randy here with another show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Notes. Go ahead and get your pencil and papers out.
There will be a quiz later in the week.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show that originally aired on Wednesday, February the fifth,
twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Enjoy the show. Dognatad Madam.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
It is Wednesday, February fifth, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
May arise.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It was gone of national days. We gods National Shower
with a Friend Day.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh had it work? Hey Joe, you don't Doug show
I like you. I just don't like you like you?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
You know?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh right, good logo. Now one today is World Natella Day.
I don't want to see your natal It is often seven.
Necessity is the mother of invention and adding hazel nuts
when coco is hard to come by may have been
an Italian trick during hard times.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
An Italian trick that's racist.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It was the northern Italian city of Piedmont. They made
a paste of chocolate and hazel nuts at the time
when the nuts were abundant, but coco was not.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Hazel not tailla. That's steel sold. Yeah, it is very popular. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
In fact, we eat nutala on vanilla wafers.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, I just go.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
With peanut butter on vanilla wafers. You gotta try the
little slice of banana on that too.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Wow, we go to your house. We just never had
any tailor growing up. You know, it was too expensive.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
He's just trying to get you to shower with.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Trying to think if I've actually done that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, broad Park, move on. Today is National weather
Person's Day, which is also known as National weather Man's Day.
Sexist got them a job, only be right half the
time and not get fired, said John Boys. Okay, well
(02:21):
let's see weather birds alight, hug a weather person, shore
with a friend, eat some nutella. It's story.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You have so much fun and imagination.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I got three days in history saved up right here.
That'll be important. We'll get you ready for alpber. It's
got our first prize back out in minutes. Yeah, big
shows on a radio. Good morning, Big shows on a radio,
John Oldmit than a gang with your first prize back
for you to win fifty dollars for you to spend
on an American Express gift card, Courtisyel Bowl Jangles, It's
(02:56):
bow time. Three days in history where we get a categories.
It would go with your legs up. February fifth, twenty twenty.
It was on this date in nineteen eighty eight, during
the first prime time wrestling match in thirty years, Andrea
the Giant beats Ulk Cogan.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Woo Andrea hey y s e rec Flair's Super Bowl commercial.
He was in.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
He was in with a bunch of like a cameo
and a bunch of the celebrities.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Right. He did a great job. Though, he did great.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I texted him right after that, and he texted me back, whoo.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That means the chow heard it was fine. I can't
remember how old he is, Jackie.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Do you remember seventy seventy seventy one?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
This year thirty five for a seventy one? All right,
let's move up to this date. In nineteen ninety eight,
residents of Brazil, Indiana loured a hundred pound wayward bear
into a cage on their front porch with lucky charms.
His captor said, the bear loved these, eat cereal. I
(04:01):
preferred his lucky charms with Coca cola instead of milk.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, woo woo the bear call.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
And finally was on this date in nineteen ninety nine,
former heavyweight boxing champ Mike Tyson was sinnised in Maryland
to a year in jail for assaulting two motorists following
a traffic accident, and Tyson served three and a half months.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
It's a travesty.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Well, there's our categories one eight hundred big shows, she
told free Line. Come on, we'll play out birds next.
(05:02):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Looking a
hum day beg you were it fifth.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Ah, yeah, looking unusually focused this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Thank you very much, feeling focus, went thor. Hey, look
at our video today.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's brought to you by GreenWorks Commercial. When you make
a living with your tools, you demand power, performance and reliability.
Well GreenWorks Commercials, battery technology and brushless motors deliver reliable,
commercial grade power without the hassle of gas. Visit Greenworkscommercial
dot Com or all your power tool needs of dealers
near You's the video the pudding potty break there girl,
(05:41):
All right, it's funny. That's right there at the big
show dot Com there right now, good eye, hum day,
winning man uppers, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's the game that anyone can win. John Boy Billy
to give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun. You're playing uppers, have them hurry up
and guest time you love the best time you have
a big shots.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Let's say, hey Harry from Unicord, can I say.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We have shot?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Good morning, Harry, Hey man, Well go a Let's get
through the categories.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Are you ready ally alright?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
In five seconds, we need three pro wrestlers.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Ready go, I'll go get player.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I've from the giant, but.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I Harry now when he need three breakfast cereals.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Curio, lucky charton and reading right alright?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Half four to win three things you see in jail.
Ready go.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
Prisoners and bow bow half un apart getting the winning
beginner fifty bucks on an American Express gift card for
you for my budget boats angles coming your way.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Harry, yay Monica. Right now, let's catch you up on
what went on around you overnight your local news. It
was about twenty minutes away the top ten list going
to Venas.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Good mon Let's make show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah man, we talk about that nature boy Rick Clair,
who'll be seventy one toward the end of this month.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
This is.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Birthday month is February twenty fifth.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Right, I'm about that man birthday. Let's go out with him.
But there done that.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I know Former NASCAR driver Daryl Waltrip having a birthday today.
He's seventy three years old. By old d w Birthday Daryl.
Country Singer Sarah Evans is forty nine. Actress Barbara Hershey
is seven twenty two. Was she like the Big Valley?
Speaker 5 (09:03):
No, that's Barbara Stanley. Okay, she is a brunette. She's
one of those I could show you a picture of
you go, oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:10):
Did you see Beaches with Bette Midler? Yea, that seems
like one that would be in his video.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
He's always quoting from that.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
She was the one that was not Bette Middler.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
I always thought there should be a single, a sequel
to that called Son of the Beaches.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Roger Skaalbach quarterback but Dallas Cowboys seventy eight years old today.
Actress Jennifer Jason Lee fifty eight. Is she one of
the full house girls?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
No, she was in Fast Time as Rigemond High.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
She was Phoebe Kates's buddy.
Speaker 9 (09:51):
Nope, okay, oh, yeah, yeah, a single female.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, yeah, no, I remember fast times the Ridgemont High.
She was another one.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
The other words, said the crowd.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, Hammering Hank Aaron, Hank Aaron eighty six years old today,
little hands, it has a bunch of doors about Hammer
and Hank.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, let's call it home, all right.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Actor for Christopher Guest is seventy two years old today?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Is it? Em and Jamie Lee Curter still married? Yes
they are? How about today? They've been together for long
And he's an actor.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Yes, he's an actor.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
He's an actor, war fur.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh now it makes it.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Right, so it does.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
About Bobby Brown, he's a rappafer, ok yeah, with the
Houston's ex husband.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, all right, all right, no answer about it? Okay,
Well let me.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Know when this nature Boy's word day we'll get al right.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
I got a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Good wines in the morning.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
That's a big shan the radio hummaduhm day twenty minutes
away from tay or Taman news right now.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Top ten Liz billy Well.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
For the first time in years, the Las Vegas Visitors
in Convention Bureau has changed their world famous tourism slogan,
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Actually it's more
an update. The new version is what happens here, only
happens here. That's a tad less zingy than the original slogan,
(11:56):
but it's way better than some of the ideas for
an update that didn't make the cut Today's Big Show
Top ten list, Top ten rejected new Las Vegas slogans.
Number ten gopher broke odds are you'll get there? Number
nine now with legal weed. Number eight the only place
(12:20):
you can run into Celine Dion at Whole Foods. Number seven,
Am I missing you?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Tooth? Number six?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
You've seen what we did for carrat top imagine what
we can do for you. Number five, What do you
mean she's not breathing. Number four okay, okay, everybody shut
up for a second.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I need to think.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Number three.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Wait, you don't have to do this. You'll get your money.
I swear.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Number two in the phase in the firse and the
number one rejected Las Vegas slogan. Come for the shrimp,
leave with the crabs.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's a big sell.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Oh, let somebody better damn it, than me, tell you
than me all right?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Time by to the Big Show? That stuff picking him
up at you? It's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?
Speaker 11 (13:34):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat Boy and
trying to cure Babs.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Of her terminal blondness?
Speaker 11 (13:39):
I'm listening to my two favorite straight white Southern points,
John Boyant Billie and the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh Marcel, just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hello, good morning, and that's Big Show on the radio Wednesday.
(14:28):
Fet you wear a fifth twenty twenty man ain't.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Coming up about twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
It's John boyjevity fifty bucks for you to spend on
an American Express good.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Card up for grabs went down about a USh we
had earlier.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Therefore, Yeah, while back John Boyjefty research scientist Randy, in
one of his many duties.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
We did a question about after President Roosevelt inspired the
Teddy Bear. Oh yeah, that's right, and his term was
ending and he was getting ready to run or his
I guess the electoral anyway. William Taft in nineteen oh
nine was gonna run, so his geniuses decided, Hey, that
teddy Bear thing caught on really, well, we got to
(15:12):
come up with an animal, and you need votes in
the South, so let's go with possums. Oh and everybody went, okay, yeah,
that makes sense, let's do that. So so Billy Possum
was created. Toy stores ordered tons of them because they're
thinking these are gonna sell like godcakes. They're gonna come
right off of the Teddy Bear straight into so Taft
(15:33):
appears at dinners all over the South. There were possums
and taters served, and he would eat the entire possum
and so he was like really working the possum angle.
And they even made Billy Possum comic books and postcards
and campaign buttons and posters, and a few of the
toy stores they even installed cages with live possums in
(15:56):
them for the kid they were going for it. One
little major problem with the whole campaign. Kids had new
interest in cuddling up with a giant rat with mingy
hair and needle sharp teeth and a bald tail.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Not so the problem with it was it looked just
like a possum, right.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Because in the stores that had the cage, I mean,
it's so less than three months after Billy possum came out.
He was off the shelves and out of all the kids' nightmares.
And if you've ever studied into it, why didn't it work?
You know?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Why couldn't they?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well, the big thing is that Teddy's Bear came out
with a great story about a very powerful man who
basically decided he couldn't kill the trapped bear because what
had happened is he was on a hunting trip and
a professional scout went out found a bear and basically
tied it to a tree and hold the president there
(16:57):
you go shoot the and he wouldn't do it. But
the bear was suffering because it had been caught in
a trap, so he ordered one of the other men
in his party to put it out of its misery.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
And you'm guessing the possum didn't have nearly that good
a story.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
No, because here's here's Teddy, you know, saving the bear
the bear, and and and here's Taft eating the possum.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
So I'm tired of him turning my garbage cans over.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
But the real ironic thing is that not a lot
of of Americans know the true Teddy Bear story as
to what happened. And while it is true that Roosevelt
refused to kill the bear himself. He did see it
was suffering, and he did order someone else to kill
it and put it out of its misery. But the
other thing is that the buddy that killed it basically
(17:45):
field dressed it, took it back to the cabin, and
they ate it. Oh yeah, every bit of it. In fact,
the last night, this is the true irony of the story.
The last night they dined on bear pause and possum sentators.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Well is that right? Yep, that's the thing about possum editors.
They just as good.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
The second.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Good Morning, Big Shows on a radio coming up, we'll
play John Boy Jefdy. You can win a Brittle Brothers
dot Com Valentines sampler pac most peanut Brittle eighty percent
twenty percent nuts. Brittlebrothers dot Com is eighty percent nuts
and twenty percent brittle and half the sugar. It is
the most delicious peanut brittle made on Earth. Say I
(18:34):
Love you with a Brittle Brothers dot Com Valentines for
Arioty sampler. Go to The Big Show dot Com to
theyck on the Brittle Brother's loco intercode JBB check out
for twenty percent off your order and I'm supposed to
logo the Brittle Brother's loco.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well, the super Bowl threw you off, right.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
John is a big fan of the Big Show, Made
in Nashville, Tennessee. Best prenut brittle bone nuts.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's their new slogan is about.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I was who wins that? In just a second, but
right now it's time but tato taman news, here's our
girl morea.
Speaker 9 (19:12):
Well, you know, most of the tabloids are just full
with the super Bowl stuff. Still BAFTA Awards, the British
Acting Awards over there, so right, so it's you know,
I've been looking. But I needed to clarify something that
I said to you earlier in the week. We were
talking about the halftime show and you were wanting to
know who the guy and the ten were in the
silver outfit. Well, and I said that it was the
(19:34):
same guy for each thing. He had a wardrobe change.
I was wrong. The guy dancing was rapping with Shakira,
the one that's not j Lo, the one he thought
was Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
He's a rapper named bad Bunny Bunny. That was Bad Bunny.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I still don't care.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
We don't know bunnies are known for I don't know
that part.
Speaker 9 (19:59):
And then Jay Balvin was the one that rapped with
oh with Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Alright, I still want to get called out on them.
Speaker 9 (20:10):
Also at the Super Bowl, spotted was jay Z Beyonce
and their daughter Blue Ivy, right, and they were noticed
that during the national anthem, Demi Levado saying the national anthem,
they did not stand for it. They sat down during
the anthem and and the tables kind of made a
big thing. I think they were all racting, did not
(20:30):
stand like their bodyguards stood. The people all around them stood,
but and their daughter, and it was it was in
solidarity with Capernick.
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Crank.
Speaker 9 (20:43):
So uh, that is according to TMC. So Laurie Laughlin
in the news. You know she's in trouble for the
whole bribery college.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Yeah, not yet, but her and her husband Massimo.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yeah, it's also what the halftime shows.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
They, according to TMZ, have racked up some of course
attorney fees and so they're now selling their their mansion
for twenty eight million dollars. And she gets she prepares
for almost two years in jail. They think she's going
to get two years.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Oh, Wow, so she still taking prison lessons?
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Yes, I don't know if it's online now or she's
actually still meeting. They actually used that twelve thousand square
foot mansion as collateral to post a two million dollar bail.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Two million dollar bail for bribing. I mean, that's but
kill somebody.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
But it's a terrible thing that they did. But I
don't think anybody will go to prison over it.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Well, but her problem is she's being made an example
of That's what It's really true. So Felicity Huffman came
out and said, look, you know, I screwed up. I
did it. It's you know, it's my fault, and you know,
and she got a fairly short sentence.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Barely two weeks.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah. Really yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
And this the couple, Laura Laughlin and her husband basically
have kind of, you know, played hardball, So court decided
to play hardball with them to make a public example
of them.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Am I getting two years?
Speaker 9 (22:13):
TMZ's reporting that another fifteen parents are similarly similarly charged February.
Speaker 8 (22:19):
They're similarly charged.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
There are there are fifteen others that they did the
same dude.
Speaker 8 (22:27):
Drinking game with us. Yeah, there's fifteen other parents.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yeah, they weren't the only parents in this bus.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah, they were the famous.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
One of the idiot kids that couldn't get into college.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
You sorry, Britney Spears.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
More about Brittany Britney Uh coming this weekend in LA
will have a place called The Zone, which is a
Britney Spears museum.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Britney who visit La?
Speaker 9 (22:55):
You might want to.
Speaker 8 (22:56):
You saw her in Vegas, why not go see her
stuff in LA.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
So there are ten rooms, according to the Hollywood Reporter,
recreating her most iconic music videos with user controlled activations.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
So you can go in there and have the Toxic
room or the school room. Yeah, the oops, I did it?
Yeah And okay, so that was a guest.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Hey.
Speaker 8 (23:18):
Vegas had a big Super Bowl party.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
The hard Rock the hard Rock Casino and hotel had
a huge party and then they closed their doors. So
the hard Rock Cafe, i mean the hard Rock Hotel
and Casino is closed. It's going to be stripped clean, renovated,
and reopened in the fall as Virgin Hotels Las Vegas.
Speaker 8 (23:39):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
You've been a fan of hard rock, you can now
have a souvenir. They're having a clearance sale. It's all
gotta go so you can purchase slightly used bedroom and
living room sets straight out of the hotel. Yes, recording
to Fox News in Vegas, the hard Rocks head quote
All items are used sold as is.
Speaker 8 (23:58):
Refunds and exchanges will not be accepted.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Well, hotel have some of those neat hotel TVs?
Speaker 8 (24:07):
Yes, you did, quick, not one Eddie.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Bucks.
Speaker 9 (24:14):
You can get a hotel room package which you get
a king or Queen bed frame.
Speaker 8 (24:18):
The mattresses are not included.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I know you're worried.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
Good a sofa though, dresser desk, two nightstands, two lamps
plus a forty two inch l a ed TV.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Well, I'm sure has ever happened on the sofa and
a hard rock?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Our sense of story?
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Oh if they get tall.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Furniture slightly used the us from the hard rock? Thank
you very much.
Speaker 8 (24:45):
Well next time you not?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Okay, lay look up.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Let's say we get us a winner. Let's play John
BOYD Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out when these
devices were first introduced in England, British government had to
create a pr campaign assuring citizens that the devices could
not be used to spy on them. The television as
a television All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Well, I say wow.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
Over the last fifty years, the number of these per
person in American homes.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Has more than doubled. What are freeloaders? What y'all got one?
Eight hundred? Big show?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
You told free line? We play John boyd Jeopardy next.
(25:56):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Check
out a video today, Brown You by Bunch from green
Works Commercial. When you make a living with your tools,
you demand power, performance and reliability. Well green Works Commercials,
battery technology and brushless motors deliver reliable, commercial grade power
without the hassle of gas. Visit GreenWorks Commercial dot com
(26:19):
all your power tool needs and with dealers near you.
The video the pudding potty break.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
If you get a little little girl, well, man like
that got a liger?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Oh yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Super Bowl with the turn off right now, let's blame
yes life across o.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Eric Hayats.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
And now a man who just tried the putting potty
break himself. But everybody on this end of the building
has already seen the video, John Board.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
A's a hey to Roger from elizabethon Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Good morning, Roger, Hey, Hey man, we're doing good. Welcome
in here. Well Rogers, see what you got.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'm saying, Wow, over the last fifty years, the number
of these per person in American homes has more than doubled.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
What is it, Roger?
Speaker 12 (27:19):
I'm going to say phones?
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Phones? Way more than that now, probably triple to quadru hundreds.
All right, man, Roger was on there, just not what
we're looking for.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
We appreciate you, buddy, boy. All right, man, let's go
to Clint. He's in Lexington, Tennessee. Good morning, Clint, Good morning,
Hey buddy, Clint. Is not phones? What do you think
in American homes? A number of these and more than doubled.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
TV?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Is it TV's that might even be more than double? Yeah,
all right, we zeroing in Clain. Appreciate you playing, buddy.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, all right, man, all right, we're going to Melissa
in Bassett, Virginia. Good morning, Melissa, Good morning, all right, Melissa.
Well we've been through phones, we've been through TVs. Think
of this more than doubled, doubled, but here doubled, John,
(28:31):
what do you what's your guest, Melissa?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
My guess is the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
You say, bathrooms more than doubled.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
That is.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
All right, Well, all right, gonna have somewhere to go
so you can talk on the phone in piece. How
many bathrooms in your house? John, uh? One, two, four,
don't forget the I believe there.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I believe your house has fine. Yeah, yeah, five, okay, yeah,
that's not come in. I gotta I got a landline
phone in one of them.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That's how old the house is. Show off.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I remember my mama came to visit after we moved
in the house. She said, Wow, a telephone in your bathroom.
I guess that's so if you get lost, I can hear. Hey, Melissa,
that worked out good for you. You are getting the
(29:43):
best peanut brittle on earth from Brittle Brothers dot Com.
And they're Valentine Sampler Pack.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Gonna get that to you. You enjoy, baby, can, Yes,
you can. I want to give out a shout out
to my husband Marcus.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
Wasn't that I love his? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
How in.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
All right? Leslie loves Marcus is sorry hiding in for
twenty years. Keep you I've been married for forty for nothing. Bobby,
hang on, Jackie, hook you up? All right, thank you,
(30:28):
bottom of the guy. We're talking about the top of
your news.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Right on the other side, get our time capsule for
the speed, wear fed, hang on for life. This is
(31:07):
the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show, the
South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (31:21):
Good morning John Boy and Billy, and good morning beloved
friends in radio land. Reverend Billy Ray Collins here invitings
to the Big Spring Revival meeting at the Sword of
Joshua Independent Full Gospel Penny Costal Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Meetings will be
(31:45):
this Friday and Saturday at seven pm and Sunday at
noon and six Our topic cartoon Homosexuals Exposed. That's write
Beavis and Lincoln, only twisted infidels in the world of
the animated comedy. You done heard about Old Tanky Winky,
(32:08):
the little purple Sissy, what runs around with a pocket book?
But that's just the beginning of a covert gay pyres
spokespeople in Toontown come on down and watch us rip
the lid off in the hidden homosexual messages in you
kid his favorite cartoons. On Friday night, out of the
(32:30):
closet comes Old Fred Flintstone his buddies on the bowling team,
call him Twinkles those flint Stone. He spends more time
with his little buddy Barney than he does with his wife,
and the two of them is always running around all
over town looking for a gay old time Yabba dabba,
(32:52):
don't miss his. Also Friday, we'll give you the untold
story of pepper Mint Addie, Charlie Brown's lesbian ready from
the Peanut. She's the only girl Peanut what wears pants
instead of a dress. She's better at football than some
of the boy Peanut. She wears them sensible shoes, and
(33:16):
she hangs out with this plain looking little girl Peanut.
It's always a calling her, sir. Let's move on in
and talk about on Saturday night when Way blow the
lid off and Popeye the sailor man ain't been in
the navy in thirty years, still walks around dressed up
in little sailor outfit. What's that all about? He's always
(33:41):
eating salad. His girlfriend is one of them flat chested
transvertites named Olive har and his best friend is Wimpy.
We'll also reveal the secret live of that lesbian role
model from Scooby Doo. Old vill find out for real
(34:02):
reason that guys don't make grasses at girls that wired glasses.
And then come on back on Sunday afternoon when we
give you the untold sight of the dynamic duo the
super Sissies. Blat man in a robin. Their names is
Bruce and Dig. They live together in a big old house.
(34:24):
The begging calls a little in his boy wonders and
they run around at nighttime? Are wearing tie? You do
the Mas? And on Sunday get the naked truth about
that notorious homosexual hossing fuffer brugs Bunny. He stands around
with his hand on his hip less has seen them
(34:46):
Broadway show too, and he's all time dressing up like
a woman and kissing on Elmer his hunting. By warning,
nobody will be admitted during the mind curdling pink panther secrets.
Come get the facts as best we understand them. This Friday,
Saturday and Sunday cartoon home os ex fol admissions, free
(35:11):
love offering will be collective. It's at the Sword of Joshua,
Full Gospel Penny Coostal Assembly just off State Road twenty
three on the Frontage Road. This is Reverend Billy Ray
Collins reminding you. It's time to turn so you don't burn.
John gorn Billy, y'all keep them straight up, John Bollam Billy.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, would they send us someplace special?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Good morning, we're yelled dumb right good born an.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
That's a big showing the radio for you. Wednesday, February fifth,
twenty and twenty.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Right here, o god yea mad max in.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
About twenty minutes. I ain't on for the maxer bud
right now, It's time for the grumpy.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Old man flibberty flu.
Speaker 11 (36:36):
I'm old and I hate Hollywood award shows. In my day,
we didn't have no red carpet strolling Papa Rozzi snapping,
fake side boob fleshing, casting, couch riding, sleazy agent parading
Poopa smooching.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Night of one thousand has been stars.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
When I was a boy, the only Sagaward we give
out was to that spinster library and who hated wearing
bras great Hobby Novely ain't making twenty zillion smackers a
picture enough? Why you gotta kill twelve hours of TV
time giving out gold stars to a bunch of pansies
(37:15):
who played dress up for a living.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Oh no, my massive ego needs more stroking.
Speaker 11 (37:23):
And if those seventeen people watching at home seze this,
I'll be even more important to the rest of the
perverts and fruitcakes and brown noses who li a shelted
life here in Hollyweird and don't know jack about.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
The rest of America.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
Love me, worship me.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Oh crabbit, Look at him?
Speaker 11 (37:47):
Look at him sitting near smiling at people they hate,
clapping like a bunch of dad burned circuit seals. I'm
waiting for him to play how dry I am on
the bulb horn. Here's a Sardine Percy nice job.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Listen.
Speaker 11 (38:06):
If I wanted to see a bunch of high step
in nancies and borrowed clothes, i'd watched sports. Here's a newsflash,
candy pants, America don't care. You know why, because just
like an elephant's butt, all.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Your maker is crap.
Speaker 11 (38:25):
It's all giant robots and gay guys and drugs and
spacemen and talking damn animals, pandering to the lowest common denominator,
chick flicks for the pms and house frows and shoot
'em ups for the cement heads with junks smaller than
a jewel pod. It's all sequels at reboots, reboots at sequels.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Here's the question. Nobody's asking, how many damn Batman's do
we need? POPTI? POOPTI? Did he do? Look at me?
Speaker 11 (39:00):
I'm a morally corrupt dingleberry sniffer with a house bigger
than your hometown and a ding dog smaller than your cats,
getting myself esteemed from how many stalk has I got
and swaping spit with Hobby Weinstein so I could be
the next lassie Saint Swithin's be praised.
Speaker 2 (39:16):
It's a glorious age of hedonism, and we liked it.
We loved it.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
Academy Awards, Golden Globes, People's Choice, Screen Actors Guild.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
It never ends. If they just got on with it
and gave out the.
Speaker 11 (39:32):
Awards, the show would be twenty minutes long. But no,
they gotta get up there in lecture you, telling you
how to live your puny, pathetic.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Fly over life.
Speaker 11 (39:42):
How stupid you are for voting like you do, preaching
about the evils of capitalism while fiddling with their rolex
and texting their limo drivers and on their smartyphones, telling
you you're killing the planet by driving your truck and
then flying in your barber on a private.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Jet for a quick before showtime.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
Telling you about the horrors of killing baby owls after
their third trip to planned parenthood in two years. Boobs
ain't the only thing that's fakeing, loopy wood, totally dingy dog.
Look at me, I'm a multi zillionaire telling you to
vote for a socialist with a head so full of botox.
I look like an ugly balloon that hasn't blinked in
(40:25):
twenty years, snorting drugs off a hooker's butt and asking
what would Jesus do? It's a no dawn of humanity
and we like it.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
We loved it.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
We only had one awards ceremony when I was growing up,
just one.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
It was the Tri County Cattle Breeders Awards, judging the
best new bulls and heifers of the season. The competition
was fierce, but old Milt Stirred Waller was the rain
and champ. But this year he'd been in the hospital
and the breeding was overseen by his nephew Cully, who
was a real weed. He got kicked by a horse
when he was three, and the horseshoe was still embedded
(41:04):
in his skull, thirty years old and never had a girlfriend,
well at least not a human one. Milk got out
of the hospital just in time for the show. When
Cully opened the gate, the spectators were witnessed to the
most horrific sight in history. Half human, half bovine monstrosities
come stammering out, making sounds like a cross between a
(41:28):
cry for helping a move. They all look like Cully.
A little girl screamed and the herd went crazy. It
was a freak show stampede. The she cows cornered the
menfolk and all the man bowls made a bee line
for the women, bumping and grinding like it was prom night.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
It was a big sid show orgy.
Speaker 11 (41:47):
Nine months later, the county saw a mass birth of
cow human freaks with a taste for human flesh, and
we were all ripped as shreds and devoured, left in
the pasture as a steaming hot pile by the next
generation of cow people. Smooty pumpy stick of they do
look at me. I'm a cow hump and lunatic raising
a letter of man eating longhoods to take over the world. Oops,
(42:09):
I just stepped in my brother in law, and we
like it. We love it, Ah loop of mcbooper. I
hate Hollywood on one show, you more than everybody. The
big shows on the radio. Still a lot more coming
at you.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Hey, hey listener. My name is Man Folly. I'm a
motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old. I am
right divorced, and every morning I listen to your boy
and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
When I wake up in a vy Man river, go
on and laugh and leave three radio work.
Speaker 9 (43:00):
And then
Speaker 2 (43:03):
F then from Stone
Hosts And Creators
Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
Popular Podcasts
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
24/7 News: The Latest
The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.