June 25, 2025 • 42 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Rev. Billy Ray has a few words for the Graduating Class of 2025.. - Tater has a new edition of Tatertainment News.. - Our Poet Laurette, Col. Hamilton Brewster has a new work of prose to share.. - Raif and the General are back with “Old Gold - Volume 2”.. - The Crocodile Stalker is on the hunt for Randy’s talking catfish.. - Ike Turner has advice for a married man.. - and Mad Max looks into the possibility of no more air conditioning…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Wisdom Mornings to make show on the radio. Where as
you're in the twenty fifth already meet your drive when
it makes your big box mad. MIC's no more air conditioning,
fight the zumming you crazy. He words more air that
the bit box had to make sure dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning here, baby, We've got the tools, we got
the talent trying to beat the blonde he me talking
to everybody as they hated Richard out of Aberdeen, Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Good morning Richard, Good morning, yn boy. How'd you pay
a man? I'm glad you're back.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
My face is just pretty as ever. You wouldn't believe it. Wow,
it's killing me. I got those supermodels sunk in jaws
since I had my couple of teeth pulled up.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
So yeah, man, look that's rastimental picture.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah alright, so let's concentrate on Tatter. We'll ask her
some questions. You get two bells for two buzzers, and
you get the bird tea County Peanuts prize back and
pulling for you. All right, all right, Tater, seeing I
dogs are trained to watch something so they know when
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it's safe to cross the street. What is it? Squirrel? Squirrel?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You know they actually they trained them to watch the
traffic signals, watch the traffic signals, that's what she said.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, well, you know, don't walk those things. Okay, yeah, Well, Richard,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, I know at some point they're trained to watch
for traffic, but in urban areas, I would have to
say that they that they are trained.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So I agree.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, well, no, they're they're trained to watch the traffic.
That's what I was questioning. You said, the traffic signals. Yeah, traffic.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Actually, actually I started out with trained to watch her traffic, yeah, yeah,
but then I agreed with watching for traffic signals. So
are you I think this might be for Randy Rand.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You want to file your protest right now?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right? Mark that all right? The traffic in traffic signals.
We'll get a ruling on that. Well, let's let's go
on here to this next question. I'm we're having a
lot of fun. Tighter. What what are thirty percent of
all the shotgun shells sold in the United States fired
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that weddings?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Weddings? See, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's too fast for you. You might save your squirrel.
Answer stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Man.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
You ain't hurt at ducks.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Ducks, Okay, ducks is what Tayler says. Yeah, do you
agree or disagree with ducks?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Richard, I'd have to disagree. I think eskeep all right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Well, you know it doesn't really matter what you think.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, boy, he doesn't really matter what you think.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You I mean, you agree or disagree? Is the way
to play the game. Yes, I got that, and that
was the thing to do. Yes, welcome to my world.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Why you're getting the taste of it?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yea, look, yeah I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm telling you, rabbits, rabbits, you know the way he's
making you feel right now, that's how he makes me
feel all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Every morning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I get it. All right, Here we go, we got
a full count? Yeah, here, here we go. Hey, do
horses get fleas? No?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
No, I'm not try.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, no, I agree, and that you know cowels do,
by the way, coals do we right? Well, we're buddy
(05:15):
in Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Bertie County. Peanuts coming down bunch. You
haven't saying, Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Heck, yes, that sounds awesome. Man can give no.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Man, take your price and snow.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No, listen, I won't give her a shot. I want
to give a shout out, all right, just to Hoyt,
to Hoyt and Delbert, the boys the body shop from
anhouse and bus Saint Louis. They do sell thirty packs.
They show them in thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh, dear twelve man, you get thirty in a box.
I want it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I want to carry on it will It doesn't matter
what you think.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
You're so sweet. Jump alright, what we're gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
National Catfish Days. That's gonna celebrate that.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I really don't care what you want to sell.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Good morning, it's a big shawl the radio. Yeah, Samby
with a crocodile's tauger. National Catfish Day cellar and the
Value of Farm raised Catfish aniverse group of ray finned fish.
Catfish name for their prominent bibles, which resembles cats, whiskers,
and thems good Eating jess ah Loo.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Now Here, Steve, thank you, loving gooday Steve here, and
today we've paddled ourselves right deeply into the middle of
this episode's exotic location, Lake Wilie, South Carolina, absolutely gorgeous.
I know it doesn't sound like a usual far away adventure,
but believe me, this location is a unique destination for
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one very special reason. It's purported to be the home
of the amazing talking catfish. There goes a LUNKA. Now,
I'm not sure if they actually talk. Catfish have a
series of bladders behind their gills that make a throaty
mumbling sound when they're taken out of the water. Now,
locals swear they really talk, but I think they'd just
pull it Old Steve's leg. You know, the American South
(08:11):
is full of tales of unusual beasties. There's the lizard Man,
the skun Cape, and of course the giant catfish said
to be as big as a bus and to inhabit
the deep deep waters at the base of area dams.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
If there really was.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
A catfish that big, I'm sure Oprah would have eaten
it by now. But thankfully we're not looking for that
much trouble today. Just an average sized catfish with a
lot to say. And let's hope our chatty little friend
doesn't pull a no show. They were nearly driven to
extinction by another beast, the snakehead fish. Both mysteriously disappeared
around the same time. No one knows why. I've set
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several traps around the lake. Let's check him out and
see what we come up with. Nothing here except a
young musky alligator snapping turtle. They've got jaws of steel,
even at this day. They get their name because of
this alligator like ridge on their shell, the alligator like tail,
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and the musky odor they give off when they feel thrilled.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'll show you.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I'll just give him a good shape, a few hard
wraps on his shell. Now, let's give a sniff. Nothing,
I'll get a little closer.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
There it is that distinctive musky smell that tells pretttors
they've better back off before it's too late. Too late. Well,
at least I can't smell him. Now, let's check another tramp.
You know, catfish I found in some shape a form
all over the clothes around these parts. And there's all
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sorts blad hens, channel cats and blues, all great game
fish and all bobs is on the barbie air either
by me, I'm sure he's losing a lot of blood.
The water is absolutely crimson.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, what do you know?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
The water is positively alive with catfish snapping at.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The bloody water. Whoa, heads up, here's a healthy specimen
just left into the boat. Let's have a look at him.
Hold on, did you hear that? I think we've got
a winner. Sounds like he's saying hello, don't it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I swear he just.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Said, look out, Oh nice, try little fella you behind me?
A old Steve isn't gonna fall for that one. Talk
about a defense mechanism. He's trying to distract me. But
I sent my attention to some imaginary thread behind me. Well,
(10:54):
now that's not my imagination. It appears to be one
of the mythical giant catfish I said didn't exist. Maybe
it's a it's just a hallucination from all this blood loss.
If I'm blake, I bet he'll be gone wrong again.
(11:20):
Well maybe if I just stand still, he'll go away.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Still at least allows well the giant catfish.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Out for me.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, I look out of here. Maybe I get this
at getting east and now I know where all this
sinking fishmen.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
crocodile stalker.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Maybe good morning Big Shows already. I'm glad to have
(12:51):
you here with get this call. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Well, good morning now, John Boy and Billain. Good morning
all her beloved, Free and Mother Radio Land. This is
the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent,
Full of Gospel, Pennycoast I Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the front is road. Well, friends, this
dog on election has been over since November, but to
(13:17):
hear Facebook tell it, we're still right in the middle
of it. Do you think mister Obama had this country
split right down the middle? Or say hello to the
orange roughy histel, Mister Donald Trump, I tell you I
had a boy and his wife in my office marriage
counseling session the other day. Them two has been horning
(13:39):
at one another for months over politics. Can you believe
that the husband's one of them people that's in love
with the new fella in the White House, and his
wife thinks old Trumpty Dumpty is headed for a great fall,
as she put it. Of course, there's a lot of
that going around lately. The unchurched big government liberals say,
mister Trump, all He's the worst thing it's ever happened
(14:01):
to this country. He's like Hitler, which I think most
people would agree is plumb ridiculous. I mean, the Russians
didn't help Hitler get elected. Meanwhile, it seems like most
of the church people has joined up with that loud
crowd to think mister Trump's only one that can keep
the Heathens from ruining America. Well, beloved, can't nobody keep
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that from happening. This whole falling world is gonna circle
down the commode at some point, no matter who's up here.
Oh preacher, they go again. Why you gotta be so hopeless? Huh, money,
I ain't hopeless. It's just that I put my hope
in something besides what colored jersey the man in the
White House has got on. The Bible says, except the
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Lord keep the city. The watchman waketh but in vain.
In other words, the Lord in Heaven still got the
final say. Or, as my daddy used to say, the
organ grinder makes some music. The monkey is just one
that gets hold of attention. If all we had to
do to say this whole country was put the right
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man in as president, I'd quit being a preacher and
go to work for the leg of women voters. Remember
that couple it was arguing about politics. Well, here's what
I've done before they come in for their session. The
other day, I went to the Sam's Club and bought
them a brand new high dollar gas grill. I says, y'all,
(15:31):
this is a present. It's just for the two of you.
But now if you want to take it home, the
twoians has got to put it together before you leave. Ever,
put a gas grill together with somebody, it'll show enough
let you know what you think of one. I mean,
at first you argue about every dad gum boat washer.
(15:52):
But if you're smart, you figure out you need some
cooperation to get the dang thing built. And the quicker
you realize you're working on the same project, the quicker
than cheeseburgers is gonna get on the table. And that's
kind of where we're at in America today. We're all
putting together the world's biggest gas drill. Everybody thinks their
(16:15):
piece is the one we need next, and as usual,
we end up with a loose screw at the top.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
When speaking of relationships, I like to invite the unattached
young people in the radio audience to come on out
Saturday night for our big Sworda Joshua Spring Katillion and
Bible Conference, an abstinence focused shindig featuring the biblically accurate
and plumb undanceable sound of the Peckerwood Brothers Quartet with
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Sister Willem Meaner. The only thing you're young and to
be shaking is their finger in the face of the
backslider after a nurse and energy snack of Graham Crackers
and pineapples. Using a special sermon on love from our
guests speaker Doctor Ainold Hirschweizer from the Snakes and Sparkler's
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Pennycosta Temple in Chlamydia, Alabama, he'll deliver the zach message
today's young people needs to hear. Sex can be the
most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world,
and you should always save it for somebody you really
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love it. The more information, call the Sorda Joshua Spring
Continion Hotline at one eight hundred. Yes, amen, computer people
can go to Sworda Joshua Junior Senior.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Forward Slash.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
You know what if I ask you, I just call
it on your ball. Always an open door and a
double dose of the God's honest truth awaiting you at
the Sword of Joshua, Independent full Gospel, Pennycostal Assembly, just
off State Road twenty three, all the running road. This
is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins minding us. It's time
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to turn, so.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
You don't burn.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
John boyn Billy is out.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You all keep them straight up, fire.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio. Hang on
all right, listen to you, mog It's time to button
your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
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It's your normous.
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Hey, he's adorable. Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio, celebrating in June and twenty fifth grilling season.
They gets all John Boy and Billy products and Carl
and Shell steak shake Middle at Front Street Grocery, Swansboro,
North Carolina. I'm wanna call hanging out here. We're gonna
get back to farm soon. We got going on. What
(19:19):
about swan corna North Carolina cover The Swan's here in
the eastern part of our home state. Christmas groceries. Got
all of our flavors, including the vinegar based Eastern Carolina
barbecues song very popular. The Harris Teeter at Ricevillbees, North
Carolina got it man and I lead it was too left.
(19:39):
Now let them sit there, stupid me. So nice of you,
of course, at the south isle of your local food
line stores. I got you, johnbo Billy grilling. So okay.
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This now all right? Look for the Law Tigers link
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You can go right there, all right, hang on play
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tatur Taman News. What to watch here? She is Marci
Tator Morian hang her, much's gonna baby?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
What was everybody doing this weekend? Well, if they were
out in the heat, they're probably in water somewhere, and
the rest were at the movies How to Train Your
Dragon number one for a second Street weekend, they did
pretty well, thirty seven million.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Second place went to the horror Flick. Twenty eight years later,
it opened up in second place with thirty million. Pixar's
new release Ilio. Critics are saying it open to a
disastrous box office. It earned just twenty one million over
its debut weekend, making the worst start in modern history
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for Pixar.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Go ahead, you gonna tell us about it? What is it?
I miles, look out the other one with the big ears.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
But I can tell you the money they they you
would ask me. I know, I don't know what it was?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
A disastrous movie.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Is a Pixar flick They've normally for three decades have
just wreck.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Don't go see it.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Wait till you're in your own ac I guess no,
go seep out, Pixar, go see the flick. But yeah,
so that it reportedly cost one hundred and fifty million
to make, and it only made their seven this weekend,
so you Leelo and Stitch came in third place.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
It's a little long.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's the alien that looks like a dog. Yeah, and
Mission Impossible, the final Reckoning hanging in there in the
fifth place. Oh Tommy opening up this weekend or a Friday,
rather to only two movies. F One's a PG thirteen,
A Formula one driver comes out of retirement to compete
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alongside a rookie driver and the Titans of the sport.
It stars Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That looks like that would be good. Uh huh, yeah,
a good.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Here we go now we're picking up. And also opening
is a horror flick Megan two point zero two years
after Megan, she's AI robot y Yeah okay, a marvel
of artificial intelligence. She went rogue and embarked on a
murderous rampage in her last appearance, and well she was destroyed,
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but now her creator up with something else. So good,
too realistic for me?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
In the streaming world, I was asking you off air,
did you stream anything.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I've been watching Tulsa King. It's our Sylvester Stallone about
a mobster and they tell him to go to Tulsa
when he gets out of prison, Like witness, he just
putting his little mob deal to go in Oklahoma.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Fillers told us about mob Land and it's also on
Prime and that's another mobster thing.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
But in what English over in England? All right, well
they talk with an accent.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, because they don't do that in Oklahoma. Hey, accountant too.
We watched that. That's on Prime video as well.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I you know, I had a couple of questions like
how did they learn their skills and stuff? And I
guess that was probably an accountant one.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That was the first movie there. Dad, you know, since
he was made him go out.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Understood how they were neurotypically different. But I just didn't
understand how they picked up all their kicking skills. Bad guys.
They good guys. And then also try to watch the Bondsman.
I try. I was on Prime. It's Kevin Bacon. It's
about Kevin Bacon who was a Bondsman and then he
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got killed, but the devil brought him back so he
would hunt demons and send them back to Hell. And
he's also in a band.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I just couldn't.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I just couldn't. The accents and just the just it
was just.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Kind of I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
It could have been Clarkson's Farm for season four. Very
good sit down and binge that yes makes me nervous
like herby your enthusiasm used to.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Make me nervous.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, but he's he's hilarious. And they've signed on for
season five.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh yeah, alright, thank you very much. Well let's get
us a winner. Let's play wordy words? Oh right, one
eight hundred, big show. You told free line, use it.
We'll get a couple of contestants play next.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
H m hm.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Remember the.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Wordy words?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That ain't.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That was just gonna norm.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I just.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Get in.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't want to mess up your group. That's go,
come on in here in I went everybody's head about
the bad. Okay, a wordy word and a worthy word.
Let's meet the contestants. We got Jammed from Maiden or Carolina.
Good morning, Jeff. Yeah, if I got them all, I
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think a new have you there? What about Jeffrey from Pensacola, Florida?
Jefferre you go.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
You got jeff from Pensacola.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Ah, Jeffer, got you there? What about Jeffer Maiden? It
looks like I'm missing Jeff Jackie, Baby.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I'm here. Oh there he is there. He is
all right, good good.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So let's see if we can pull this off. It's
gonna be John Boy and Jeff Tater and Jeffrey. Okay,
it's the Jeffs.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
What must die?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, God, Jeffrey, you and Teddy relax, me and Jeff
for the first thirty seconds. All right, Jeff, Let's see
what we can do. Buddy, Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, Oh well, women, let's look at the words dealing
with motor vehicles. Words to do with motor vehicles, y'all boys, Okay,
there we go, John Boy and ye f start the clock.
Now another name for your engine, it's your motor uh
huh uh. You got to blank up with gas? Another
(27:12):
word filled with what? What kind of blank do you use?
Diesel regular? No? Another word the blank tank? The blank tank. Yes, okay,
you check this with a dipstick. Check your uh huh uh.
You have four of these rubber things tire on what eh,
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my bad, Jim I stinging it up for some reason.
Put a three on the board. So Jeffrey and Tator
with their round one. Jeffrey, are you ready? God don't
want looks Jeffrey ready, go that song? Jesus take the what.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Okay, take the wheel?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I did.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh and you just said it. It's a it's a
blank wheel. What kind of wheel is it? It's the
blank wheel, steering wheel. Uh huh. And you you have
a blank belt, a blank belt seat belt. And if
you're getting a crash, this will deploy in your face
and you look out this. You can roll it down windshield, No,
you can do yep.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And you check under the hood and you have a
oh all right man, look at y'all putting us six
on the board. The date the lead six to three.
Wow ah, jem we need some boys. Bart Are you ready? Yes, sir,
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all right, start the clock. Now you get blank to
blank warranty, yes, uh huh. You have four of these
or two open the open the jenny and what do
you help?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, you started. You gotta have the kee uh huh uh. Though,
don't let the car blank go off.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
The car water?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
What the horn? Yeah? And this is the music comes
out of your radio. Oh athletic Randy over there, drop
the word we got Wow. We took the lead by one, jeff.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
So he didn't knock himself.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Fast up Tanner and Jeffrey won the tie to the wind.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
All right, ready go the sound from your radio comes
out of.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
The what speakers got uh?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
And this is your car is half gas half electric.
It's a what and.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Jaff a maiden dog on a came up a little
bit short man, but we'll get you another shot down
the road, sure will, buddy. We appreciate you man, all right,
all right, alright buddy, Jeffrey and Pensacola. You get the
big old prize. BI congratulations. Good morning, I got the
big show on the radio. Request time, Tom ol'illy from
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Facebook Land. Hey, y'all like to request the ax sich
when he was talking about being married. A bunch.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
A few to choose from.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Tady running down for you, Tom, coming up next. Good morning,
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about this time Monday through Friday. Hit us up with
the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. Jaggie, when you
can man fix up the.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Phone?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Had a lot better rapp than this. When Mary steam Bergson,
Oh yeah, he's a player.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
I had smooth talker you.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, let's get back to the real world here. Oh okay,
good it's Tom. O'Reilly from our Facebook request you go, Tom,
that's Axe, Yeao, what act funky?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
You smell funky? Thanks for warming up that couch for
me in the green room. You're never gonna get smell
out of that.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You might well burn it.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Welcome to Ax for all the five while while you
need for all your uh what you called astronerdinal redemption slim.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Before I read this letter, Patrick, you better leave the
room on the off the chance you might uh fault
in your idol worship towards the your daddy, Ike, go
get out of here, and I'm gonna go help Machie.
Think back in the course, see if Massie Brocks flowed
for you, d I Uh do you think a man
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who has been married nineteen times can ever find true
last in love with a woman?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I have been through the ringer and back again when
it comes to meeting the right woman parenthesy Uh. The
stories I could tell that would have helped this been
a whole.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Lot if you.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
When I tell people I've been married nineteen time, they
think I must be some kind of nut. My response
is it is a surprise. My response is that nineteen
women love me enough to marry me, so I must
have something parentheses Again, it ain't money. I sense a
story also where they all be waiting when I meet
my maker. Sincerely, John did John, there's a name for
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people like you.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Crackhead.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Nineteen time, Dean, ain't no sense in you married everybody? Now,
I ain't only been mad fourteen time. I got ready
to bust your latter spread just thinking about round fifteen
course course course. See, I has to do it for
strictly business and publicicity purposes. You want to stand it's
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what the which you call FLOPPERAZZI expects from your higher
profly celebrity. But unless ikesman's talking and we all know that, yeah,
highly unlikely.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
It sounds like you doing it for love.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
That being the case, I am forced to recall the
words of my drama the night before I let Tina drag.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Me down that eye?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
What is you boy?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Just dumping.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Live a creature?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Now? Now?
Speaker 5 (34:08):
No, no, no, no, now look at him, my brother?
Did you buy a cow every time you want a
glass of milk? Does you move to Detroit when you
looking for a car. Does you go to the hollow
tree and strong arm yourself and l when you get
the craving a cookie?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Couse?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Not jackass?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Oh now, why you got to get hitched every to
every man crazy at Woti, you trip over at singles
night at the freak clinic. If you that desperate for companionship, man,
buy you a dog, don't marry one holler if you
hear me, don't get me wrong, player, I appreciate the
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fact that you got what you.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Called strong uh horr Mronald drive. But brother, you you're
what you call a flipido is officially off the hook. Now.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
I don't know what you're doing to a track these hoes,
but whatever it is, it's a body as power full
as whatever you're doing to drive them off. Yeah, nineteen
women love you enough to marry you, but they also
wind up hating you enough to kick your sorry buck
to the current.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well what you do, man?
Speaker 5 (35:15):
You bedwin her nose pepper? Well you give it the
old dunge oving or is you one of them what
you call acid deuces? That would be a tragedy. See,
women's don't mind cat fighting in each other over a man.
But no ho wants to have the repudiation to have
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and feed up her old band's boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's just nandy.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Will they be waiting for you when you meet your maker?
Listen player, I don't think that's gonna happen. Sounds like
they already been your hell once time. Just take it
from old Ix. Stop the madness, hit it, quit it,
and make sure the only ring she gets is the
one to scrub out of the battu.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And the next time you find yourself at the off
the Trotty's two words off of size, I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Then go and find that chubbling little trouble maker cupid
and bury the toe yo renned tucksho about arch deep in.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
The crack and hit little diaperd boute this peace out.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
You got problems, smell the ask like Jobo Milly Bilbox
seventy six sixty three Charlotte n C two A.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Two four one ninety.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
This will make you on the radio. Here a few
more minutes. If you're tracking the big show, Ben Bot,
I'm on Max he words more air, John boy Bella.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
You're mad, Max? Max?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
How do you think it's going?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
You mad?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
If you knew that, Why did you ask?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
You're making conversation, tom Boy?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
In case it ain't dawned on you over the past
twenty five years. When I call in, you don't have
to make commentation.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
You're welcome, folks.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Just when you thought the viral Nazis couldn't make their
arguments any dummer, a guy in the Washington Post thinks
we need to do away with air conditioning. All we
got here is a hump in piece by a guy
named stan Cox. The headline says it all the case
against air conditioning. In case some of y'all ain't been
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outside in the last month, I got news for you.
There is no question, Chan says an air conditioner is
an energy hall. He says it's obvious public health benefits
during the mere heat waves, not justifies lavish news in
everyday life for months on end. So what a stand
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thing would happen if we shut down all of AC
in America? Check this out. In a world without air conditioning,
a warmer, more flexible, more relaxed workplace helps make summer
a time to slow down again. Yeah, I'm sure that's
what happens now. That's more relaxing and working in a
(38:35):
ninety degree room with no airflow. The three digit temperatures
prompt siestas, shorter summer business hours, and month long closings
common in pre air conditioning America. Return. That's just what
the economy needs right now, less business and more hot,
sweaty afternoon. Now, hey, any idiot knows arian is one
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of the greatest envisions in the history of the world.
Look it up. The top five invintions of all time.
The printing press, the light bulb, the car, the television,
and the air conditioner. And I think number six is
the car with an air conditioner. So ruin the world?
Is Stan Cox? Well, it turns out he's a research scientist.
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Is something called the Land Institute, a group in the
Midwest that researches agricultural concerns. Uh huh, I can smell
gullum of grant money all over. This guy says he
hates air conditions so much that's probably the best smelling
thing about it. To wait, there is also the offer
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of a book called Losing Our Coup Uncomfortable Truth about
our air conditioned World. Well, I'm sure that's a real
bestseller here in the middle that you are chances saying
goodbye to ac means saying hell to the world. With
more people spending more time outdoors, neighborhoods see a boom
(40:05):
and spontaneous summer socializing in other words, or front yard
arguments and drive back. So what about all the old people,
the ones that can't take the summertime heat. We'll see
what stands says. Deaths from heat decline. Elderly people no
longer die on inside sweltering apartments, too afraid to venture
(40:29):
outside for health and too isolated to be noticed. Instead,
people look out for one another during heat waves, checking
in on their most vulnerable neighbors. As a liberal for you,
always trying to get in the middle of everybody's fists
and miss cram Tree hard enough for you rented my
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bill old sweating bus. I'd almost take a good air
condister over a good woman. I was living with Angelina Jolie.
As she said a maxis, you're an amer conditioner. I say, honey,
you know I love you. I'll miss you. But how
about bumping that prmoustash an with the look you tree
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humpers can pack? Muddling all the way boutstyle from cups
and transpats. Where's Marrow Haggard to say, if you mess
with my ac you're walking on a fight in the
side of me. In other words, I'll give up my conditioner.
When you pie my fat sweat it dead thought out
from me, I said, I out shut up quick learning
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my life, John Bone, Billy. Y'all have a nice.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
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it makes your big box mad. MIC's no more air conditioning,
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the bit box had to make sure dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Don't do it.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning here, baby, We've got the tools, we got
the talent trying to beat the blonde he me talking
to everybody as they hated Richard out of Aberdeen, Mississippi.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Good morning Richard, Good morning, yn boy. How'd you pay
a man? I'm glad you're back.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
My face is just pretty as ever. You wouldn't believe it. Wow,
it's killing me. I got those supermodels sunk in jaws
since I had my couple of teeth pulled up.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
So yeah, man, look that's rastimental picture.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah alright, so let's concentrate on Tatter. We'll ask her
some questions. You get two bells for two buzzers, and
you get the bird tea County Peanuts prize back and
pulling for you. All right, all right, Tater, seeing I
dogs are trained to watch something so they know when
(01:40):
it's safe to cross the street. What is it? Squirrel? Squirrel?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
You know they actually they trained them to watch the
traffic signals, watch the traffic signals, that's what she said.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Okay, well, you know, don't walk those things. Okay, yeah, Well, Richard,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Well, I know at some point they're trained to watch
for traffic, but in urban areas, I would have to
say that they that they are trained.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
So I agree.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, well, no, they're they're trained to watch the traffic.
That's what I was questioning. You said, the traffic signals. Yeah, traffic.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Actually, actually I started out with trained to watch her traffic, yeah, yeah,
but then I agreed with watching for traffic signals. So
are you I think this might be for Randy Rand.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
You want to file your protest right now?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right? Mark that all right? The traffic in traffic signals.
We'll get a ruling on that. Well, let's let's go
on here to this next question. I'm we're having a
lot of fun. Tighter. What what are thirty percent of
all the shotgun shells sold in the United States fired
(03:22):
that weddings?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Weddings? See, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's too fast for you. You might save your squirrel.
Answer stupid.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Man.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
You ain't hurt at ducks.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Ducks, Okay, ducks is what Tayler says. Yeah, do you
agree or disagree with ducks?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Richard, I'd have to disagree. I think eskeep all right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Well, you know it doesn't really matter what you think.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Yeah, boy, he doesn't really matter what you think.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You I mean, you agree or disagree? Is the way
to play the game. Yes, I got that, and that
was the thing to do. Yes, welcome to my world.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Why you're getting the taste of it?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yea, look, yeah I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I'm telling you, rabbits, rabbits, you know the way he's
making you feel right now, that's how he makes me
feel all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Every morning.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I get it. All right, Here we go, we got
a full count? Yeah, here, here we go. Hey, do
horses get fleas? No?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
No, I'm not try.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Okay, no, I agree, and that you know cowels do,
by the way, coals do we right? Well, we're buddy
(05:15):
in Aberdeen, Aberdeen, Bertie County. Peanuts coming down bunch. You
haven't saying, Oh.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Heck, yes, that sounds awesome. Man can give no.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Man, take your price and snow.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No, listen, I won't give her a shot. I want
to give a shout out, all right, just to Hoyt,
to Hoyt and Delbert, the boys the body shop from
anhouse and bus Saint Louis. They do sell thirty packs.
They show them in thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh, dear twelve man, you get thirty in a box.
I want it's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I want to carry on it will It doesn't matter
what you think.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
You're so sweet. Jump alright, what we're gonna do?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
National Catfish Days. That's gonna celebrate that.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
I really don't care what you want to sell.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Good morning, it's a big shawl the radio. Yeah, Samby
with a crocodile's tauger. National Catfish Day cellar and the
Value of Farm raised Catfish aniverse group of ray finned fish.
Catfish name for their prominent bibles, which resembles cats, whiskers,
and thems good Eating jess ah Loo.
Speaker 8 (07:17):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker, traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Now Here, Steve, thank you, loving gooday Steve here, and
today we've paddled ourselves right deeply into the middle of
this episode's exotic location, Lake Wilie, South Carolina, absolutely gorgeous.
I know it doesn't sound like a usual far away adventure,
but believe me, this location is a unique destination for
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one very special reason. It's purported to be the home
of the amazing talking catfish. There goes a LUNKA. Now,
I'm not sure if they actually talk. Catfish have a
series of bladders behind their gills that make a throaty
mumbling sound when they're taken out of the water. Now,
locals swear they really talk, but I think they'd just
pull it Old Steve's leg. You know, the American South
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is full of tales of unusual beasties. There's the lizard Man,
the skun Cape, and of course the giant catfish said
to be as big as a bus and to inhabit
the deep deep waters at the base of area dams.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
If there really was.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
A catfish that big, I'm sure Oprah would have eaten
it by now. But thankfully we're not looking for that
much trouble today. Just an average sized catfish with a
lot to say. And let's hope our chatty little friend
doesn't pull a no show. They were nearly driven to
extinction by another beast, the snakehead fish. Both mysteriously disappeared
around the same time. No one knows why. I've set
(08:46):
several traps around the lake. Let's check him out and
see what we come up with. Nothing here except a
young musky alligator snapping turtle. They've got jaws of steel,
even at this day. They get their name because of
this alligator like ridge on their shell, the alligator like tail,
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and the musky odor they give off when they feel thrilled.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'll show you.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
I'll just give him a good shape, a few hard
wraps on his shell. Now, let's give a sniff. Nothing,
I'll get a little closer.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
There it is that distinctive musky smell that tells pretttors
they've better back off before it's too late. Too late. Well,
at least I can't smell him. Now, let's check another tramp.
You know, catfish I found in some shape a form
all over the clothes around these parts. And there's all
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sorts blad hens, channel cats and blues, all great game
fish and all bobs is on the barbie air either
by me, I'm sure he's losing a lot of blood.
The water is absolutely crimson.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, what do you know?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
The water is positively alive with catfish snapping at.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The bloody water. Whoa, heads up, here's a healthy specimen
just left into the boat. Let's have a look at him.
Hold on, did you hear that? I think we've got
a winner. Sounds like he's saying hello, don't it.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I swear he just.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Said, look out, Oh nice, try little fella you behind me?
A old Steve isn't gonna fall for that one. Talk
about a defense mechanism. He's trying to distract me. But
I sent my attention to some imaginary thread behind me. Well,
(10:54):
now that's not my imagination. It appears to be one
of the mythical giant catfish I said didn't exist. Maybe
it's a it's just a hallucination from all this blood loss.
If I'm blake, I bet he'll be gone wrong again.
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Well maybe if I just stand still, he'll go away.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
Still at least allows well the giant catfish.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Out for me.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Well, I look out of here. Maybe I get this
at getting east and now I know where all this
sinking fishmen.
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
crocodile stalker.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Maybe good morning Big Shows already. I'm glad to have
(12:51):
you here with get this call. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 7 (12:54):
Well, good morning now, John Boy and Billain. Good morning
all her beloved, Free and Mother Radio Land. This is
the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword of Joshua, Independent,
Full of Gospel, Pennycoast I Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the front is road. Well, friends, this
dog on election has been over since November, but to
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hear Facebook tell it, we're still right in the middle
of it. Do you think mister Obama had this country
split right down the middle? Or say hello to the
orange roughy histel, Mister Donald Trump, I tell you I
had a boy and his wife in my office marriage
counseling session the other day. Them two has been horning
(13:39):
at one another for months over politics. Can you believe
that the husband's one of them people that's in love
with the new fella in the White House, and his
wife thinks old Trumpty Dumpty is headed for a great fall,
as she put it. Of course, there's a lot of
that going around lately. The unchurched big government liberals say,
mister Trump, all He's the worst thing it's ever happened
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to this country. He's like Hitler, which I think most
people would agree is plumb ridiculous. I mean, the Russians
didn't help Hitler get elected. Meanwhile, it seems like most
of the church people has joined up with that loud
crowd to think mister Trump's only one that can keep
the Heathens from ruining America. Well, beloved, can't nobody keep
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that from happening. This whole falling world is gonna circle
down the commode at some point, no matter who's up here.
Oh preacher, they go again. Why you gotta be so hopeless? Huh, money,
I ain't hopeless. It's just that I put my hope
in something besides what colored jersey the man in the
White House has got on. The Bible says, except the
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Lord keep the city. The watchman waketh but in vain.
In other words, the Lord in Heaven still got the
final say. Or, as my daddy used to say, the
organ grinder makes some music. The monkey is just one
that gets hold of attention. If all we had to
do to say this whole country was put the right
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man in as president, I'd quit being a preacher and
go to work for the leg of women voters. Remember
that couple it was arguing about politics. Well, here's what
I've done before they come in for their session. The
other day, I went to the Sam's Club and bought
them a brand new high dollar gas grill. I says, y'all,
(15:31):
this is a present. It's just for the two of you.
But now if you want to take it home, the
twoians has got to put it together before you leave. Ever,
put a gas grill together with somebody, it'll show enough
let you know what you think of one. I mean,
at first you argue about every dad gum boat washer.
(15:52):
But if you're smart, you figure out you need some
cooperation to get the dang thing built. And the quicker
you realize you're working on the same project, the quicker
than cheeseburgers is gonna get on the table. And that's
kind of where we're at in America today. We're all
putting together the world's biggest gas drill. Everybody thinks their
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piece is the one we need next, and as usual,
we end up with a loose screw at the top.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
When speaking of relationships, I like to invite the unattached
young people in the radio audience to come on out
Saturday night for our big Sworda Joshua Spring Katillion and
Bible Conference, an abstinence focused shindig featuring the biblically accurate
and plumb undanceable sound of the Peckerwood Brothers Quartet with
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Sister Willem Meaner. The only thing you're young and to
be shaking is their finger in the face of the
backslider after a nurse and energy snack of Graham Crackers
and pineapples. Using a special sermon on love from our
guests speaker Doctor Ainold Hirschweizer from the Snakes and Sparkler's
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Pennycosta Temple in Chlamydia, Alabama, he'll deliver the zach message
today's young people needs to hear. Sex can be the
most dangerous, diabolical and degrading activity in the whole wide world,
and you should always save it for somebody you really
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love it. The more information, call the Sorda Joshua Spring
Continion Hotline at one eight hundred. Yes, amen, computer people
can go to Sworda Joshua Junior Senior.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Forward Slash.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
You know what if I ask you, I just call
it on your ball. Always an open door and a
double dose of the God's honest truth awaiting you at
the Sword of Joshua, Independent full Gospel, Pennycostal Assembly, just
off State Road twenty three, all the running road. This
is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins minding us. It's time
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to turn, so.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
You don't burn.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
John boyn Billy is out.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You all keep them straight up, fire.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Good morning, a big shows on the radio. Hang on
all right, listen to you, mog It's time to button
your yaps. Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
It's your normous.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Hey, he's adorable. Good morning. It's a big show on
(18:59):
the radio, celebrating in June and twenty fifth grilling season.
They gets all John Boy and Billy products and Carl
and Shell steak shake Middle at Front Street Grocery, Swansboro,
North Carolina. I'm wanna call hanging out here. We're gonna
get back to farm soon. We got going on. What
(19:19):
about swan corna North Carolina cover The Swan's here in
the eastern part of our home state. Christmas groceries. Got
all of our flavors, including the vinegar based Eastern Carolina
barbecues song very popular. The Harris Teeter at Ricevillbees, North
Carolina got it man and I lead it was too left.
(19:39):
Now let them sit there, stupid me. So nice of you,
of course, at the south isle of your local food
line stores. I got you, johnbo Billy grilling. So okay.
What to watch from Tater Taman News in minutes Big
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Tator Morian hang her, much's gonna baby?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
What was everybody doing this weekend? Well, if they were
out in the heat, they're probably in water somewhere, and
the rest were at the movies How to Train Your
Dragon number one for a second Street weekend, they did
pretty well, thirty seven million.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Second place went to the horror Flick. Twenty eight years later,
it opened up in second place with thirty million. Pixar's
new release Ilio. Critics are saying it open to a
disastrous box office. It earned just twenty one million over
its debut weekend, making the worst start in modern history
(21:23):
for Pixar.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Go ahead, you gonna tell us about it? What is it?
I miles, look out the other one with the big ears.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
But I can tell you the money they they you
would ask me. I know, I don't know what it was?
Speaker 1 (21:42):
A disastrous movie.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Is a Pixar flick They've normally for three decades have
just wreck.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Don't go see it.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Wait till you're in your own ac I guess no,
go seep out, Pixar, go see the flick. But yeah,
so that it reportedly cost one hundred and fifty million
to make, and it only made their seven this weekend,
so you Leelo and Stitch came in third place.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
It's a little long.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
That's the alien that looks like a dog. Yeah, and
Mission Impossible, the final Reckoning hanging in there in the
fifth place. Oh Tommy opening up this weekend or a Friday,
rather to only two movies. F One's a PG thirteen,
A Formula one driver comes out of retirement to compete
(22:28):
alongside a rookie driver and the Titans of the sport.
It stars Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That looks like that would be good. Uh huh, yeah,
a good.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
Here we go now we're picking up. And also opening
is a horror flick Megan two point zero two years
after Megan, she's AI robot y Yeah okay, a marvel
of artificial intelligence. She went rogue and embarked on a
murderous rampage in her last appearance, and well she was destroyed,
(22:59):
but now her creator up with something else. So good,
too realistic for me?
Speaker 7 (23:06):
All right.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
In the streaming world, I was asking you off air,
did you stream anything.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I've been watching Tulsa King. It's our Sylvester Stallone about
a mobster and they tell him to go to Tulsa
when he gets out of prison, Like witness, he just
putting his little mob deal to go in Oklahoma.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Fillers told us about mob Land and it's also on
Prime and that's another mobster thing.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
But in what English over in England? All right, well
they talk with an accent.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Yeah, because they don't do that in Oklahoma. Hey, accountant too.
We watched that. That's on Prime video as well.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Very good, very good.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I you know, I had a couple of questions like
how did they learn their skills and stuff? And I
guess that was probably an accountant one.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That was the first movie there. Dad, you know, since
he was made him go out.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Understood how they were neurotypically different. But I just didn't
understand how they picked up all their kicking skills. Bad guys.
They good guys. And then also try to watch the Bondsman.
I try. I was on Prime. It's Kevin Bacon. It's
about Kevin Bacon who was a Bondsman and then he
(24:19):
got killed, but the devil brought him back so he
would hunt demons and send them back to Hell. And
he's also in a band.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
I just don't.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I just couldn't.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
I just couldn't. The accents and just the just it
was just.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Kind of I don't know.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
It could have been Clarkson's Farm for season four. Very
good sit down and binge that yes makes me nervous
like herby your enthusiasm used to.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Make me nervous.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, but he's he's hilarious. And they've signed on for
season five.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh yeah, alright, thank you very much. Well let's get
us a winner. Let's play wordy words? Oh right, one
eight hundred, big show. You told free line, use it.
We'll get a couple of contestants play next.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
H m hm.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Remember the.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Wordy words?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
That ain't.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
That was just gonna norm.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
I just.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Get in.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't want to mess up your group. That's go,
come on in here in I went everybody's head about
the bad. Okay, a wordy word and a worthy word.
Let's meet the contestants. We got Jammed from Maiden or Carolina.
Good morning, Jeff. Yeah, if I got them all, I
(26:06):
think a new have you there? What about Jeffrey from Pensacola, Florida?
Jefferre you go.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
You got jeff from Pensacola.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Ah, Jeffer, got you there? What about Jeffer Maiden? It
looks like I'm missing Jeff Jackie, Baby.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, I'm here. Oh there he is there. He is
all right, good good.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
So let's see if we can pull this off. It's
gonna be John Boy and Jeff Tater and Jeffrey. Okay,
it's the Jeffs.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
What must die?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
No, God, Jeffrey, you and Teddy relax, me and Jeff
for the first thirty seconds. All right, Jeff, Let's see
what we can do. Buddy, Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Okay, Oh well, women, let's look at the words dealing
with motor vehicles. Words to do with motor vehicles, y'all boys, Okay,
there we go, John Boy and ye f start the clock.
Now another name for your engine, it's your motor uh
huh uh. You got to blank up with gas? Another
(27:12):
word filled with what? What kind of blank do you use?
Diesel regular? No? Another word the blank tank? The blank tank. Yes, okay,
you check this with a dipstick. Check your uh huh uh.
You have four of these rubber things tire on what eh,
(27:37):
my bad, Jim I stinging it up for some reason.
Put a three on the board. So Jeffrey and Tator
with their round one. Jeffrey, are you ready? God don't
want looks Jeffrey ready, go that song? Jesus take the what.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Okay, take the wheel?
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I did.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Oh and you just said it. It's a it's a
blank wheel. What kind of wheel is it? It's the
blank wheel, steering wheel. Uh huh. And you you have
a blank belt, a blank belt seat belt. And if
you're getting a crash, this will deploy in your face
and you look out this. You can roll it down windshield, No,
you can do yep.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
And you check under the hood and you have a
oh all right man, look at y'all putting us six
on the board. The date the lead six to three.
Wow ah, jem we need some boys. Bart Are you ready? Yes, sir,
(28:40):
all right, start the clock. Now you get blank to
blank warranty, yes, uh huh. You have four of these
or two open the open the jenny and what do
you help?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Okay, you started. You gotta have the kee uh huh uh. Though,
don't let the car blank go off.
Speaker 7 (29:05):
The car water?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:07):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
What the horn? Yeah? And this is the music comes
out of your radio. Oh athletic Randy over there, drop
the word we got Wow. We took the lead by one, jeff.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
So he didn't knock himself.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Fast up Tanner and Jeffrey won the tie to the wind.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
All right, ready go the sound from your radio comes
out of.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
The what speakers got uh?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
And this is your car is half gas half electric.
It's a what and.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Jaff a maiden dog on a came up a little
bit short man, but we'll get you another shot down
the road, sure will, buddy. We appreciate you man, all right,
all right, alright buddy, Jeffrey and Pensacola. You get the
big old prize. BI congratulations. Good morning, I got the
big show on the radio. Request time, Tom ol'illy from
(30:22):
Facebook Land. Hey, y'all like to request the ax sich
when he was talking about being married. A bunch.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
A few to choose from.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Tady running down for you, Tom, coming up next. Good morning,
(30:58):
big showings on radio. Something you would like to hear
about this time Monday through Friday. Hit us up with
the John Boy and Billy Facebook page. Jaggie, when you
can man fix up the.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Phone?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Had a lot better rapp than this. When Mary steam Bergson,
Oh yeah, he's a player.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
I had smooth talker you.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Oh, let's get back to the real world here. Oh okay,
good it's Tom. O'Reilly from our Facebook request you go, Tom,
that's Axe, Yeao, what act funky?
Speaker 5 (31:43):
You smell funky? Thanks for warming up that couch for
me in the green room. You're never gonna get smell
out of that.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
You might well burn it.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
Welcome to Ax for all the five while while you
need for all your uh what you called astronerdinal redemption slim.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Before I read this letter, Patrick, you better leave the
room on the off the chance you might uh fault
in your idol worship towards the your daddy, Ike, go
get out of here, and I'm gonna go help Machie.
Think back in the course, see if Massie Brocks flowed
for you, d I Uh do you think a man
(32:30):
who has been married nineteen times can ever find true
last in love with a woman?
Speaker 7 (32:37):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:38):
I have been through the ringer and back again when
it comes to meeting the right woman parenthesy Uh. The
stories I could tell that would have helped this been
a whole.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Lot if you.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
When I tell people I've been married nineteen time, they
think I must be some kind of nut. My response
is it is a surprise. My response is that nineteen
women love me enough to marry me, so I must
have something parentheses Again, it ain't money. I sense a
story also where they all be waiting when I meet
my maker. Sincerely, John did John, there's a name for
(33:14):
people like you.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Crackhead.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Nineteen time, Dean, ain't no sense in you married everybody? Now,
I ain't only been mad fourteen time. I got ready
to bust your latter spread just thinking about round fifteen
course course course. See, I has to do it for
strictly business and publicicity purposes. You want to stand it's
(33:39):
what the which you call FLOPPERAZZI expects from your higher
profly celebrity. But unless ikesman's talking and we all know that, yeah,
highly unlikely.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
It sounds like you doing it for love.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
That being the case, I am forced to recall the
words of my drama the night before I let Tina drag.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Me down that eye?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
What is you boy?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Just dumping.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Live a creature?
Speaker 4 (34:08):
Now? Now?
Speaker 5 (34:08):
No, no, no, no, now look at him, my brother?
Did you buy a cow every time you want a
glass of milk? Does you move to Detroit when you
looking for a car. Does you go to the hollow
tree and strong arm yourself and l when you get
the craving a cookie?
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Couse?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Not jackass?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Oh now, why you got to get hitched every to
every man crazy at Woti, you trip over at singles
night at the freak clinic. If you that desperate for companionship, man,
buy you a dog, don't marry one holler if you
hear me, don't get me wrong, player, I appreciate the
(34:47):
fact that you got what you.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Called strong uh horr Mronald drive. But brother, you you're
what you call a flipido is officially off the hook. Now.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
I don't know what you're doing to a track these hoes,
but whatever it is, it's a body as power full
as whatever you're doing to drive them off. Yeah, nineteen
women love you enough to marry you, but they also
wind up hating you enough to kick your sorry buck
to the current.
Speaker 7 (35:13):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Well what you do, man?
Speaker 5 (35:15):
You bedwin her nose pepper? Well you give it the
old dunge oving or is you one of them what
you call acid deuces? That would be a tragedy. See,
women's don't mind cat fighting in each other over a man.
But no ho wants to have the repudiation to have
(35:35):
and feed up her old band's boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's just nandy.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Will they be waiting for you when you meet your maker?
Listen player, I don't think that's gonna happen. Sounds like
they already been your hell once time. Just take it
from old Ix. Stop the madness, hit it, quit it,
and make sure the only ring she gets is the
one to scrub out of the battu.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
And the next time you find yourself at the off
the Trotty's two words off of size, I don't.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Then go and find that chubbling little trouble maker cupid
and bury the toe yo renned tucksho about arch deep in.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
The crack and hit little diaperd boute this peace out.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
You got problems, smell the ask like Jobo Milly Bilbox
seventy six sixty three Charlotte n C two A.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Two four one ninety.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
This will make you on the radio. Here a few
more minutes. If you're tracking the big show, Ben Bot,
I'm on Max he words more air, John boy Bella.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
You're mad, Max? Max?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
How do you think it's going?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
You mad?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
If you knew that, Why did you ask?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
You're making conversation, tom Boy?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
In case it ain't dawned on you over the past
twenty five years. When I call in, you don't have
to make commentation.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
You're welcome, folks.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Just when you thought the viral Nazis couldn't make their
arguments any dummer, a guy in the Washington Post thinks
we need to do away with air conditioning. All we
got here is a hump in piece by a guy
named stan Cox. The headline says it all the case
against air conditioning. In case some of y'all ain't been
(37:53):
outside in the last month, I got news for you.
There is no question, Chan says an air conditioner is
an energy hall. He says it's obvious public health benefits
during the mere heat waves, not justifies lavish news in
everyday life for months on end. So what a stand
(38:15):
thing would happen if we shut down all of AC
in America? Check this out. In a world without air conditioning,
a warmer, more flexible, more relaxed workplace helps make summer
a time to slow down again. Yeah, I'm sure that's
what happens now. That's more relaxing and working in a
(38:35):
ninety degree room with no airflow. The three digit temperatures
prompt siestas, shorter summer business hours, and month long closings
common in pre air conditioning America. Return. That's just what
the economy needs right now, less business and more hot,
sweaty afternoon. Now, hey, any idiot knows arian is one
(39:00):
of the greatest envisions in the history of the world.
Look it up. The top five invintions of all time.
The printing press, the light bulb, the car, the television,
and the air conditioner. And I think number six is
the car with an air conditioner. So ruin the world?
Is Stan Cox? Well, it turns out he's a research scientist.
(39:24):
Is something called the Land Institute, a group in the
Midwest that researches agricultural concerns. Uh huh, I can smell
gullum of grant money all over. This guy says he
hates air conditions so much that's probably the best smelling
thing about it. To wait, there is also the offer
(39:45):
of a book called Losing Our Coup Uncomfortable Truth about
our air conditioned World. Well, I'm sure that's a real
bestseller here in the middle that you are chances saying
goodbye to ac means saying hell to the world. With
more people spending more time outdoors, neighborhoods see a boom
(40:05):
and spontaneous summer socializing in other words, or front yard
arguments and drive back. So what about all the old people,
the ones that can't take the summertime heat. We'll see
what stands says. Deaths from heat decline. Elderly people no
longer die on inside sweltering apartments, too afraid to venture
(40:29):
outside for health and too isolated to be noticed. Instead,
people look out for one another during heat waves, checking
in on their most vulnerable neighbors. As a liberal for you,
always trying to get in the middle of everybody's fists
and miss cram Tree hard enough for you rented my
(40:49):
bill old sweating bus. I'd almost take a good air
condister over a good woman. I was living with Angelina Jolie.
As she said a maxis, you're an amer conditioner. I say, honey,
you know I love you. I'll miss you. But how
about bumping that prmoustash an with the look you tree
(41:11):
humpers can pack? Muddling all the way boutstyle from cups
and transpats. Where's Marrow Haggard to say, if you mess
with my ac you're walking on a fight in the
side of me. In other words, I'll give up my conditioner.
When you pie my fat sweat it dead thought out
from me, I said, I out shut up quick learning
(41:34):
my life, John Bone, Billy. Y'all have a nice.
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