July 9, 2025 • 37 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll recap some of the celebrity zingers from the old Hollywood Squares gameshow.. - A listener writes in to tell how John Boy’s Ooo-Wah soothes his 9-month old.. - Hoyt gets a fan letter that compares him to William Shakespeare.. - John Boy calls bull doodey on the Powerball Lottery.. - Little Sam the Jokester gets life advice from Tim Wilson.. - James Gregory weighs in as Pro-Lottery - but says the people that win are idiots.. - and we’ll wrap up with some advice from a financial planner on what to do if you do win the big jackpot…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hey, this is Adam Channing.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
You're listening to the Big Show with John Boyne. Beauty,
(00:49):
good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
The Big Show is on the radio. All right, this
powerball loddery wasn't drawing tonight?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Yep, there is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I tell you what if y'all just work, have as
hard as you will, fantasizing about getting rich quick, I
think everything can be a little bit better.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
Yeah, let's roll the click back to nineteen eighty four,
and here you talked like that.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
That's back when you was driving to Georgia to buy
a lot of it. Now you just got to go
four miles to.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The state line.
Speaker 9 (01:14):
How I'm trying to be in in this kick state?
How come we don't have a.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Lot of Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, and that's that's the days. He'd give me a
dollar to go buy him his lottery ticket.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's our education.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, everybody always talks about the big news out about
you know, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
They asked you, slubs standing in line, what'd they do
if they? Oh, I'd buy a car, probably a sports car.
I'd buy a Hummer, and then I'd buy a car.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Here Philly one person says, I'd come here and hand
out six million dollars.
Speaker 9 (01:56):
Yeah, everybody at the store.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Set, Why don't we all get together and do that.
Let's just all make a deal. Whoever wins, let's just
split it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Bull crap.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
If I win, y'all ain't ever gonna see me again
except through a court Order'd.
Speaker 9 (02:14):
Be like Jimmy Hoffe whatever happened to him.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
I'd spend all my money annoying you, John gooint, That's
what I do. I'd hire people to knock on your
door at three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Let me see. So you neither picky numbers or just
let the computer.
Speaker 9 (02:30):
Yeah, the computer pick them.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah. Well, listen, y'all before you all go out spending
this money buying you hummers and cars and stuff. Uh,
the probability of winning the grand prize tonight is one
and one hundred and twenty million, five hundred and twenty
six thousand, seven hundred and seventy No.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I'll see now, when you hear that, you think, well,
that's not so bad.
Speaker 10 (02:51):
So you're telling me there's a China stupid.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
One of the more popular places around here is right
at the state line's little place called the Red rocket.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I believe red r.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
It's fireworks place.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
So yeah, statisticians.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Lottery tickets and fireworks tell me they don't get a crap.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I was there on the July I'm telling you, well,
in real terms, the odds that will be a line
of single ticket buyers that stretched out the door the
South Carolina state line one mile to Interstate seventy seven,
then five hundred and thirty miles north to Cleveland, Ohio,
then back.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Okay, well, still the back.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And forth eighty five times.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh, you should just do it on the internet rather
than standing in that line.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm just gonna keep working for my morning. How about that.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
You're gonna send me to stand in that line?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You want me to put your pillow up where you
was laying on the caps.
Speaker 10 (03:46):
While I can't finish with you, I think when I
lay that. Yeah, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
The big shows on the radio, John Boy Belle Tim
with Dennis Sean Berth drummer.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's throwing now. Thank you for the.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Hal maider Man against the wall. Here's my maider Man. Boys,
it's one been taking care of the plans in a
Maine job outds maider Man. All right, gonna bring little
Sam the jokester first appearance on the Big show, Music
for your comedian.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait a minute before we start.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
That's good, Tim, Would you like to give a fledging fledgling,
pre media and fledgling.
Speaker 11 (04:51):
Do you want me to try to be here mercier,
tell the young lad the.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
Truth if possible.
Speaker 11 (04:55):
Okay, here's the truth, the truth. Let's put it this way, Sam,
what you're about to do is as good as it's
gonna get. Your entire reason for living being a comedian
is to get to the John, Boy and Billy show. You, sir,
have never done a show. You've never been a road animal.
You never slept in a rest airya okay, you've never
(05:17):
stayed at a dollar in some well, well, you've never
been divorced. You never hung women yelling at you over
the phone. Okay, you're five years old. Sam, This is
as good as it's gonna get. Don't even think about
telling another joke after you do this.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Timmy actually has stayed at a dollar in before he
has years.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Now.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Sam, here here's what I want you to look at.
Look at me. Okay, I'm only twelve, you see, Sam?
Do you see how I don't have any hair on
the top of my head.
Speaker 12 (05:52):
Up here.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
See how my sideburns are gray. They're even grayer than
your daddy, and he's older than me. Don't be a comedian,
that's what I'm telling you. Don't do it. Women don't
like comedian. Here's what you do. See that long haired
man over there, the one that looks like a girl
that he plays the drums. He plays the drums. Girls
(06:16):
love men who play the drums. Don't tell these jokes.
Sit over there and beat on the table. Now that's
what I'm That's seriously what I'm trying to tell the
young lad. Okay, Now, if now you still want to
be a comedian, here's what you do. Don't ever go
(06:36):
to New York, go to LA because if you're gonna
stand around and suck, you might as well have a
shot at getting on TV.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I ain't getting sun ta right right.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Be always make up jokes that will make women laugh.
If you can make women laugh, their date will laugh
with them. If you do like I do and you
only aim at men, half the crowd will think that
you suck. So don't do what I do. And that's
(07:07):
basically what I'm telling.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Now, get up there and give us a tight five, give.
Speaker 11 (07:10):
Us a tight five and try to keep it clean.
And don't do anything about George Bush, because I've got
five minutes of stuff I'm doing about. If you sing
a song called first Baptist Born and Grilla Key.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
How many comedians does it take to change the light bulb? Five?
Speaker 11 (07:27):
One to do it, four to go? How long has
he been up there? Don't do it, Sam, don't do it.
Be a drummer, be a musician, be an actor, be
a model.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
You're gonna guarantee.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
Kid, okay, shave your back and be a model.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You listen to Uncle John Boy.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
All right, Yeah, that's the first time you'll ever hear that.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
All right, little Sam the jokester, tell us some jokes, Sam, Okay.
Speaker 12 (07:53):
Here was the first one. There was this man on
the highway and the couple of them said, you're driving
nine miles an hour. I haven't been out an out.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
If you put a hat on the kid, he'd looked
like Rodney Caring.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Got okay. There was this performer performing a show at
old Folks Home and one of the lades was looking
down at the floor of the whole time. And then
after the show themician went to the lanes that you
didn't seem to enjoy the show. You know who I am? Nobody.
If you got the nice nurse up front, she'll tell
(08:38):
you who you are.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Are you writing any of these days?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
The kid's got good delivery. Guy's actually got a better
vocabulary than.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You do well.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Most five year olds too.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Well, he said, old folks home. John would have went
with nursing home.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
All right, Sam, here's a big finish.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Okay, My dad went to Day's restaurant. The food was terrible.
We gave the way of the bill, he said, like
coumpliments to the photographer.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Tell him it's a way home.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
My comliments to the photographer too. He made the food
look good.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Menu, Yeah, took the pictures on the menu.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Don't get no better than this.
Speaker 13 (09:42):
And that.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
And by the way, that's another tip, Sam, don't go
over your audience's head and the top.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
That's that's funny.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Uh ah hello, hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldbloom.
Speaker 14 (10:09):
Uh you know me from uh uh thor I guess
maybe maybe ah, but you're listening to none other than
John Boy and uh who's Billy Yes, John Boy and
Billy and all along.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Ago was just setting it up.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
For uh suspense.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
H h, good morning, A big shollow is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Hey, bros, that's a good idea you right now? Stuff?
I say, Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Buddy, I've got we could have a book.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
See what if something. I'm not gonna let this stuff
make me mad. I'm gonna let it amuse me. I'm
just gonna work for my money. How about that?
Speaker 9 (11:24):
You don't need to know everything that's going on inside
of my head.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I ain't got time to think about what I'm saying.
I'm talking on a radio show.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I got the Blue File too, which we can't live
for that one? You can.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Why don't y'all just eat me first?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What if I ever act like that? Please shoot me? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:49):
That is it?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Just from the day that's just.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
On that last one? Hey, where did all those guns
come from?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
And then is that loaded?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh me? Day? Boys? Here we go. He's he's reflecting
everybody out of the room.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
The lottery's got him hot because he knows somebody out
there is gonna win.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I mean, look at it this way. If I said
to you, would you like to.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Make a little investment huh, give me twenty dollars and
there's a potential for a two hundred and fifty million
dollar return inside of.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Twenty four hours. Are you in?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Cool? If I win, I'll give you back your twenty dollars.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Oh man, I know chief got done that played. I
think it was Vegas or Atlantic City or something.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah, how to turn.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
One one about nine thousand dollars? Gave it twenty back.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
How about you work for your money?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I gave you may I ain't no think chicker, cheer picker.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Well it turned out a lot better than the other
one where the guy just said you got laid.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Anyway, I tell you what, y'all be a whole lot
happier if you get out there and work for you money.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
That's right now.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
You wouldn't trust me, No, you ought to do some
research on some lottery winners.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
I bet it is a majority of lottery winners. It
ruins their life, you.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Billy, Thank you very much. Hellou, it'll ruin your life.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
You get these investment scam people, and everybody that you've
ever met or passed on the street starts hitting you up.
I got a great business opportunity.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's right. That reminds me.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I wish y'all quit talking about how much money I
got because you ain't got no idea how many losers.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But it's mine hitting me up.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I've seen statistics before.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
A large percentage of lottery winners end up bankrupt within
five years.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Probably not the worst five years.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
It's a great right, but ruin your life, Eddie, Eddie.
Me and Eddie been together since third grade. Now my
business manager. If I didn't have Eddie, I wouldn't know
what I have. You've got Eddie and you don't know
what you've got. And he's also on.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I told you the bacon sucked, and he's gotten by
another six inches of I tell you what.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Eddy has more people coming at him with stuff. Yeah,
I mean did not do because I just want that's
my nicknamed ed No ed Lo.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, ed No, I think about it.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I mean I'm thinking like, because you know him and
they knew you, that you owe him something.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, that kills me.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
I mean, no, ma, man, this is not directed at
you personally.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Please, he's starting to tear up here.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We got you, babe.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I ain't heard from him twenty years. You know, call
up and well them. You know how I know, y'all,
I gotta go on on there. How long I've been
getting up in the mornings, man, I see, I'm telling
y'all it ain't no easy ride. How many buddies you know?
How many people you know who's always looking for that
one big, easy quick score. See, there's a lot of
(15:01):
people doing that, and I'm telling you it ain't one.
I mean, every once in a while, maybe some dot
com companies, but then they went bankrupt.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
A lot of people lost in the stock mark. Everybody
telling you he's easy.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
People lost their jobs, homes, wives, girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
So it's not all bad the bat with good.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
So what you're saying is, see your future be your future,
may make make it. You forgot to put how bad.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
A damn?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Let's go and play the stupid quiz game shallow and
right now we're steaming shrimp on the holly grill. Yeah,
plug out the valve, pour PBR down there at the
bottom of it. Throw the shrimp on there. Hit a
little tarioky sauce after they stark. Just turn the thing
a little bit. Who needs to play the lottery?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Come on, by the way, y'all can't come, maider Man
says Mater's.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Billy says, when I only tell you, guys a hammer,
you tend to see every problem is a nail.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Maider Man is like the guy from Texas. You never
have to ask him if he's from Texas, because you know,
within the first thirty seconds of the conversation it'll kind
of come up.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
You know.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
It's one of those do well, Let's take this contestant
caller nine one, eight hundred, Big Show, Play me in
stupid quiz and I'm hot in today.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We'll play next, Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Man, you've seen Junior's great and welcome. Taylor sitting next,
Vader said.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
Oh, y'all want to be nice to me. When I
win the.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Lottery, it'll ruin your life. Keep working for your money, Marcy.
Speaker 9 (17:28):
You know there are some people say that you might
have already hit it big. Marcy. First, that's the genetic lottery.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That's a whole nother story.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
And you're right, it's a pain.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
You've already got a nice thing I would buy.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
We got John out of works Virginia. Hello, John, what
are you doing? Man?
Speaker 16 (17:52):
You're all excited?
Speaker 11 (17:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Good?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
That's a number on your phone, John, that's the way
you chime in right there, of course, use a belle.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
First.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Three correct dancers will win this thing we called the
stupid quis I.
Speaker 16 (18:06):
I guess I'm gonna take a whooping today, ain't.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You think so?
Speaker 16 (18:09):
I know so good? I hope so if everybody is
excited that I am when I get hold of you.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
So.
Speaker 16 (18:17):
She feels good anyway.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Wow, here's the guy I hope wins the lot.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Of ladies and gentlemen. It's Captain action guy.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
All right, Joe, Well, let's play. Listen to Mars go take.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
We're gonna go with arts and leisure, all right on
happy days. What was missus Cunningham's first name?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh? Oh, there's not a multiple choice.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh Missus Cunningham.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Answered to it. She's dying to cheat.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, go ahead, John?
Speaker 16 (18:53):
Was it Marion?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
He was like over here over that?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
That feels good to John? It did?
Speaker 16 (19:02):
I gots too?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Alright? One and nothing?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
All right?
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Math, math, It takes five men five minutes to dig
five holes? How long will it take ten men to
dig ten holes?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Ten men, ten holes, five men five minutes for five holes?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Two and a half minutes. No, man, I ain't out. Yeah,
we'll worry, John, Have we got a clue there, buddy?
Speaker 16 (19:34):
I think we don't have no choices? All No, can
you repeat it?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Sure?
Speaker 15 (19:40):
If it takes five men five minutes to dig five holes,
how long will it take ten men to dig ten holes?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Man, it's a forehead slapper.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I just got it. No, no, I know.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh it's five minutes. That's right, it's still five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, still a right? Okay, all right, still nothing a week?
Lowered the barr in time soon?
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Sure, lower it?
Speaker 15 (20:07):
Okay? Arts and leisure on the original Star Trek. Who
was the ship's helmsman? Was it mister Chekhoff, mister Spock,
mister Sulu.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Helmsman is mister Chekhov? It is not?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Go ahead, John, Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
To do nothing, okay? Us?
Speaker 17 (20:39):
And world history is in world history?
Speaker 15 (20:47):
Who was the commander in chief of the American Army
during the Revolution.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
War Revolutionary War? Joyes? No, praight, not commander in chief?
Speaker 11 (21:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, George Washing, Yeah, you gotta be lying about it,
all right.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Two to one. I'm on the board.
Speaker 15 (21:20):
Math, class math, How much is thirty percent of one fifty?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Thirty percent of one fifty?
Speaker 11 (21:26):
Al Right?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I got that use fish.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
Alright, you don't have to draw each individual fish how much?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Again, thirty percent of one fifty percent of one fifty,
you better hurry for Eddie comes in here with that
two by four.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh, he's on.
Speaker 16 (21:45):
I'm gonna give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Nor let me, let me, let let me work this
out outside my head.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
There's more room out here.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Thirty percent of one fifty, ten percent of one fiftes
fifteen twenty percent is thirty yeah, so then ten more
it'll be another fifteen, So thirty plus fifteen it's forty five.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
But he still can't do a tip. He over tips.
If John Boy comes to your restaurant, y'all fight over it.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's right, y'all work for your money.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
I'm happy because he can't calculate percentage with a trap.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
He just kind of throws a number out.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
In fact, everybody here the show works on tips.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's not literally.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I've seen his American Express statement.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's awful. What are you looking at it?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I've seen forty dollars tips on forty dollars.
Speaker 15 (22:36):
Tabs, and I waited table for ten years.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
And then I met with you.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
All right, what it says all toller leball science.
Speaker 15 (22:52):
Name the second planet from the sun.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ah, sure'd be hot.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
No that, by the way, for the record, is the
furthest class?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
John? Please?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Anything?
Speaker 16 (23:15):
I have no idea?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Okay, what what's our next door neighbor Earth?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's why I was trying to think of where the
third rock on the right should be the closest one
to us.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
You look out the window, which planet do you see? John?
You know their car is always parking from your house
when they have a.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Party of song?
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Name a planet, any planet?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
There's no song.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Anyanus mean? Oh, man, listen, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
Hey, that's great my attentions fan. Jackie told me to
be sure to tell you on first time calling because
I want to get moved.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Hold on, man, you can talk to her.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Lord a matter were putting out here, playing out, sir,
Good morning, everybody got a big show right here on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hang out Classic bed in the morning. What do we
say we're gonna do something funny? Lottery? Oh yeah, yeah,
James Gregory on the lottery.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Al right, down the power ball and then I'm going
through the rules of the lottery show. Y'all might want
listen if you're playing lowing. Oh it's coming up next.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Good morning to.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Make shows on the radio, because my buzz but around here,
well hang out for a secon.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Hey, all right, let's go back.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
We're talking to James Gregory was in the studio about
the lottery, all right.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I remember it was.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We talking about the lottery winners. They don't pay taxes
on that much money.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, oh you know, I won't do that much on
the lottery, talking about it ever time. But you'll these
recent people that won the big one, the world record
amount in like Wisconsin or somewhere, one hundred and ninety
something medium they got the cash option, they got one
hundred and four. They knew that was sixty two many
all right up front? Now they got it now? Wow,
Now you know he was sixty seven years old, she
was sixty two. They were retired and they had this
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yard service business. That's how they supple many of their
retirement income the golf courses. Right, and then she cut
grays for the neighbors and everything. They're not gonna give
that up. I'm not making it up.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I saw it previously. Say she had the big riding mold.
He would use the push work. They gonna buy two
riding mobiles, and I wish this is true, not making
it up. I'm not making it out. I wish we
weren't on the right so I could tell you what
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I think ought to be done with the people. I mean,
I need to win the money. I need to win
the money, you know. I mean, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You got you got sick?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Now, people gotta understand this. This is sixty million after taxes.
You got it?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Okay, the alarm goes off in the morning, the alarm
goes off, You're like, oh, hell, I gotta get going.
We got tremmor tremmor on those azalias to that. I mean,
how do you do it? How do I sell along?
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How do you do it?
Speaker 11 (26:47):
You know?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know what, Here's what I said. People ask me that.
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I know you joke around, James, but seriously, well, the
counter job you got. If you were to win like
fifteen million, you wouldn't quit doing How many would you
I go on a heartbeat the way they go, Then
what what would you do? What would you do? I said,
I set on my front porch naked and wait at cars.
You could if you got fifteen million, you could do that.
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A family of four could drive by in the station.
The kid of port said, look, Mama, that means naked,
and Mama, John, I know, honey, but he's got fifteen.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Dalli and them dolls they just called.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
That is centric. I want to get right now, what
I would do this, This might not be funny to me.
Here's what I would do. See I got I told
you I got four acres. And the reason I have
four acres is because I got a mobile home. That's
a lost. Really I would put I would put me
a wall of fence round my four acres with the gate.
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And I got nine other neighbors. I saw this little
community lively, and I want those. Here's the kind of
guy I want to be. Once I wanted the logger.
I'm gonna get me a golf cart, get my camouflaged underwire,
and and really I got that, and I got all
the weapons, worre some weapons. I want to be the
guy where all the neighbors tell their children, yeah, you
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can go out and play, but stay away from the
man on the hill. That's who I want to be.
You know, I saw him out there this morning. He's
got on his camouflage and his gun belt.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Stay away from.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's who I want to be. I don't understand these
lottery people. And here's times. Whether I keep telling these
comedian friends of mine, I keep saying, whether they have
this drawing. I said, I hope and pray that when
we read the story about these people they won't be nuts.
Speaker 18 (28:39):
But it's yet to happen. They're all idiots. You don't
goes off, the alarm goes.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Off, you know what I know.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
But I tell you, I gotta be fair about this.
I got people in my own business, comedians, grown people
who say, if they won twenty million dollars, they would
stay in this business, you know. And I said, that's
because you don't have the twenty minute.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
If it's something headediness to you, you mean to tell me,
you go get in your car, drive the Huntsville check
check check into Bob's Motel, you know where you got
to pay a quarter for a bugget of eyes, and
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you do your little jokes. If I had, if I
had twenty million dollars and the urge hit me to
tell jokes, I called my mama. I say, I said, Mama,
I hate to bother you. I know you're watching your
sofar from all that home theater I just bought. But
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I've got a joke for you. Tell me.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Powerball Jack Budd visions of millions dancing in yeall's heads.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, Americans spend more than twenty five billion dollars a
year on lottery tickets.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Somebody's got a win big. What if it's you?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Would you be ready for the instant life change that
comes with a winning experience.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
This is an author named Rob Sandford. He's a certified
financial planner.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
All right, a million dollar jackpot is not a million
dollar prize. You're a thousand are not a millionaire man?
To beebl are surprise to learn it. Lottery jack box
paid over twenty to twenty five years in the IRS
withholds twenty eight percent federal income tax on each check.
For example, you win one million, most states pay you
fifty a year fifty fifty thousand a year for twenty years,
less twenty eight percent federal withholding, leaving you with thirty
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six thousand dollars a year. You may also have to
pay additional income taxes when you file your return, depending
on your overall financial situation. The problem is that the
thirty six thousand you receive today will only buy eleven
than two hundred and twenty five lifestyle twenty years from
now when the check stop. There are no cost of
living increase provisions for lottery payouts. But if you could
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save part of that that would help.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah. Yeah, that I'm blowing it all every year.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
A better option for many is to take one lump
sum payment if you can get it. How much do
they pay out forty to fifty percent of the jackpot amount?
Still over half the eligible winners opt for the lump
sum as well.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
They should.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
If you average a ten percent return on investment, you
can double your money over seven point two years and
consecutive sets of seven years, one dollar becomes two dollars,
two becomes four, to four becomes eight. Investing eyes land
instead up taking the one million jack bonton twenty payments
fifty thousand dollars a year, all right, as a budget
your lottery play. Though there's no guaranteed way to beat
the lottery, there are play strategies. As a guy that
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spend only point five percent of your gross income on
lottery tickets, that is, for every thousand dollars a month
you earn, spend only five dollars a month on the lottery.
Real three six Personal growth before financial growth. Remember, prosperity
is a state of mind, not an amount of money,
and there are no self made wealthy pessimists. If you
view the significant self development literature, you discover these five
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recurry steps of prosperity. Get into positive mindset, develop guiding principles,
recite affirmations, set goals, and produce daily outcomes.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
See your future. Need your future may.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Make it money. Cannot take any of these steps for
you winness. These seven point five million dollars Ohio lottery
winner who bought a house and then burned it down
in nineteen ninety two, Well, he testified in court and
winning made his life a living. He was convicted of
aggravated arson and still has eleven more years of lottery
payments to endure.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Poor guy.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Unprepared winners make.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
The mistake of crediting their jackpot for their future fortune
before they win, and then blaming their jackpot for their
eventual misfortune after they win. They fail to realize soon
enough that money is merely a tool of wealth, not
wealth itself. Lesson is that you have to take care
of the money. The money will not take care of you.
If you have problems before you win, these will be
magnified and intensified after you win. The lottery not solved,
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but the stay on the path to prosperity. Invest at
least two dollars plus your time into personal growth for
every one dollar you chance own the lottery.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I Rule forward.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Don't play in groups without a written agreement and a
federal employer's identification number for tax purposes. Remember, if your
understanding is not in writing, your dream come true could
be your worst nightmare.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
The Yep, it's happened many Let's all go in together.
Speaker 15 (33:54):
No, no, no.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Rule number five.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Secure your winning ticket, temper your enthusiasm, and claim your
prize within one hundred and eighty calendar days.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Yeah. I'll be there in one seconds.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Remember that guy, the boss wouldn't let him off at
the lawnmow shop.
Speaker 9 (34:13):
Yes, I would have been here Tuesday, but the boss
would off work.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Real six. Have two plans, one based on winning and
one based on not winning.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Plan on going with number two Really Real.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Seven for ninety days after winning, do and say and
promise absolutely nothing. Take a leave of absence from your
job and get out of town to plan. Remember you
will be fashioning a life for the next twenty years
and after when the check stop. Ule eight, get an
unlisted phone number, yes, post office, box, security system and advisory.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Team, and start a new friends list.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Real nine.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
If you move, don't file your change of address notice
with a post office. Directly notify the people who need
to know, and run your life on cash as much
as possible.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Rule ten splurreds spend up to ten percent.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Off the top of your first check and first check
only give me the above lessons from lottery winners.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Is it worth winning what you bet? It is if
you're prepared.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Is the main, true and unadvertised benefit of winning lottery
jack bought is not the money. Most Americans already earn
over one million in their lifetimes. The greatest benefit of
winning is the money plus your time when it gives
you back the time part of your lifetime, so that
you don't have to spend your lifetime just to make
the money. When you win, you can spend your time
spending your money pursuing something worthwhile, so you can't quit
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if you win. If you want to bet, stop me,
it'll cost you a whole lot more than I win
to get me back and.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That you want.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Oh God, where I would I'd spend it all making
your life. I'd hire people to ring your doorbell in
the middle of the night, call your phone. I'd put
you on every call me list I could find.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
All Right, we get ready to get out here. First,
you guys say happy birthday to Emily. Emily is five
years old today. As Doug Carlyles news director errock on
a four point five, I went to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Em erhubs it when I go. So this is for you, Emily.
Oh wow, Wow. Why don't get no better than that?
They work before you make.
Speaker 15 (36:19):
He didn't do it right, daddy.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Why can't he turned that energy into something useful? Fuck
that boy with no legs who ran across Canada. Good
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hey, this is Adam Channing.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
You're listening to the Big Show with John Boyne. Beauty,
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good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
The Big Show is on the radio. All right, this
powerball loddery wasn't drawing tonight?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Yep, there is.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I tell you what if y'all just work, have as
hard as you will, fantasizing about getting rich quick, I
think everything can be a little bit better.
Speaker 7 (01:04):
Yeah, let's roll the click back to nineteen eighty four,
and here you talked like that.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
That's back when you was driving to Georgia to buy
a lot of it. Now you just got to go
four miles to.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
The state line.
Speaker 9 (01:14):
How I'm trying to be in in this kick state?
How come we don't have a.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Lot of Yeah?
Speaker 7 (01:18):
Yeah, and that's that's the days. He'd give me a
dollar to go buy him his lottery ticket.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's our education.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, everybody always talks about the big news out about
you know, what would you do?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
They asked you, slubs standing in line, what'd they do
if they? Oh, I'd buy a car, probably a sports car.
I'd buy a Hummer, and then I'd buy a car.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Here Philly one person says, I'd come here and hand
out six million dollars.
Speaker 9 (01:56):
Yeah, everybody at the store.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Set, Why don't we all get together and do that.
Let's just all make a deal. Whoever wins, let's just
split it.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Bull crap.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
If I win, y'all ain't ever gonna see me again
except through a court Order'd.
Speaker 9 (02:14):
Be like Jimmy Hoffe whatever happened to him.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
I'd spend all my money annoying you, John gooint, That's
what I do. I'd hire people to knock on your
door at three in the morning.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Let me see. So you neither picky numbers or just
let the computer.
Speaker 9 (02:30):
Yeah, the computer pick them.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah. Well, listen, y'all before you all go out spending
this money buying you hummers and cars and stuff. Uh,
the probability of winning the grand prize tonight is one
and one hundred and twenty million, five hundred and twenty
six thousand, seven hundred and seventy No.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
I'll see now, when you hear that, you think, well,
that's not so bad.
Speaker 10 (02:51):
So you're telling me there's a China stupid.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
One of the more popular places around here is right
at the state line's little place called the Red rocket.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I believe red r.
Speaker 9 (03:01):
It's fireworks place.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
So yeah, statisticians.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
Lottery tickets and fireworks tell me they don't get a crap.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I was there on the July I'm telling you, well,
in real terms, the odds that will be a line
of single ticket buyers that stretched out the door the
South Carolina state line one mile to Interstate seventy seven,
then five hundred and thirty miles north to Cleveland, Ohio,
then back.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Okay, well, still the back.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And forth eighty five times.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh, you should just do it on the internet rather
than standing in that line.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I'm just gonna keep working for my morning. How about that.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
You're gonna send me to stand in that line?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You want me to put your pillow up where you
was laying on the caps.
Speaker 10 (03:46):
While I can't finish with you, I think when I
lay that. Yeah, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
The big shows on the radio, John Boy Belle Tim
with Dennis Sean Berth drummer.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It's throwing now. Thank you for the.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Hal maider Man against the wall. Here's my maider Man. Boys,
it's one been taking care of the plans in a
Maine job outds maider Man. All right, gonna bring little
Sam the jokester first appearance on the Big show, Music
for your comedian.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Wait a minute before we start.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
That's good, Tim, Would you like to give a fledging fledgling,
pre media and fledgling.
Speaker 11 (04:51):
Do you want me to try to be here mercier,
tell the young lad the.
Speaker 9 (04:54):
Truth if possible.
Speaker 11 (04:55):
Okay, here's the truth, the truth. Let's put it this way, Sam,
what you're about to do is as good as it's
gonna get. Your entire reason for living being a comedian
is to get to the John, Boy and Billy show. You, sir,
have never done a show. You've never been a road animal.
You never slept in a rest airya okay, you've never
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stayed at a dollar in some well, well, you've never
been divorced. You never hung women yelling at you over
the phone. Okay, you're five years old. Sam, This is
as good as it's gonna get. Don't even think about
telling another joke after you do this.
Speaker 9 (05:33):
Timmy actually has stayed at a dollar in before he
has years.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Now.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Sam, here here's what I want you to look at.
Look at me. Okay, I'm only twelve, you see, Sam?
Do you see how I don't have any hair on
the top of my head.
Speaker 12 (05:52):
Up here.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
See how my sideburns are gray. They're even grayer than
your daddy, and he's older than me. Don't be a comedian,
that's what I'm telling you. Don't do it. Women don't
like comedian. Here's what you do. See that long haired
man over there, the one that looks like a girl
that he plays the drums. He plays the drums. Girls
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love men who play the drums. Don't tell these jokes.
Sit over there and beat on the table. Now that's
what I'm That's seriously what I'm trying to tell the
young lad. Okay, Now, if now you still want to
be a comedian, here's what you do. Don't ever go
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to New York, go to LA because if you're gonna
stand around and suck, you might as well have a
shot at getting on TV.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I ain't getting sun ta right right.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Be always make up jokes that will make women laugh.
If you can make women laugh, their date will laugh
with them. If you do like I do and you
only aim at men, half the crowd will think that
you suck. So don't do what I do. And that's
(07:07):
basically what I'm telling.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Now, get up there and give us a tight five, give.
Speaker 11 (07:10):
Us a tight five and try to keep it clean.
And don't do anything about George Bush, because I've got
five minutes of stuff I'm doing about. If you sing
a song called first Baptist Born and Grilla Key.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
How many comedians does it take to change the light bulb? Five?
Speaker 11 (07:27):
One to do it, four to go? How long has
he been up there? Don't do it, Sam, don't do it.
Be a drummer, be a musician, be an actor, be
a model.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
You're gonna guarantee.
Speaker 11 (07:40):
Kid, okay, shave your back and be a model.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You listen to Uncle John Boy.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
All right, Yeah, that's the first time you'll ever hear that.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
All right, little Sam the jokester, tell us some jokes, Sam, Okay.
Speaker 12 (07:53):
Here was the first one. There was this man on
the highway and the couple of them said, you're driving
nine miles an hour. I haven't been out an out.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
If you put a hat on the kid, he'd looked
like Rodney Caring.
Speaker 12 (08:16):
Got okay. There was this performer performing a show at
old Folks Home and one of the lades was looking
down at the floor of the whole time. And then
after the show themician went to the lanes that you
didn't seem to enjoy the show. You know who I am? Nobody.
If you got the nice nurse up front, she'll tell
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you who you are.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Are you writing any of these days?
Speaker 11 (08:48):
The kid's got good delivery. Guy's actually got a better
vocabulary than.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You do well.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Most five year olds too.
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Well, he said, old folks home. John would have went
with nursing home.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
All right, Sam, here's a big finish.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Okay, My dad went to Day's restaurant. The food was terrible.
We gave the way of the bill, he said, like
coumpliments to the photographer.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Tell him it's a way home.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
My comliments to the photographer too. He made the food
look good.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
Menu, Yeah, took the pictures on the menu.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Don't get no better than this.
Speaker 13 (09:42):
And that.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
And by the way, that's another tip, Sam, don't go
over your audience's head and the top.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
That's that's funny.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Uh ah hello, hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldbloom.
Speaker 14 (10:09):
Uh you know me from uh uh thor I guess
maybe maybe ah, but you're listening to none other than
John Boy and uh who's Billy Yes, John Boy and
Billy and all along.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Ago was just setting it up.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
For uh suspense.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
H h, good morning, A big shollow is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Hey, bros, that's a good idea you right now? Stuff?
I say, Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Buddy, I've got we could have a book.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
See what if something. I'm not gonna let this stuff
make me mad. I'm gonna let it amuse me. I'm
just gonna work for my money. How about that?
Speaker 9 (11:24):
You don't need to know everything that's going on inside
of my head.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
I ain't got time to think about what I'm saying.
I'm talking on a radio show.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I got the Blue File too, which we can't live
for that one? You can.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Why don't y'all just eat me first?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What if I ever act like that? Please shoot me? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (11:49):
That is it?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Just from the day that's just.
Speaker 9 (11:52):
On that last one? Hey, where did all those guns
come from?
Speaker 6 (11:55):
And then is that loaded?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh me? Day? Boys? Here we go. He's he's reflecting
everybody out of the room.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
The lottery's got him hot because he knows somebody out
there is gonna win.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I mean, look at it this way. If I said
to you, would you like to.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
Make a little investment huh, give me twenty dollars and
there's a potential for a two hundred and fifty million
dollar return inside of.
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Twenty four hours. Are you in?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (12:26):
Cool? If I win, I'll give you back your twenty dollars.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
Oh man, I know chief got done that played. I
think it was Vegas or Atlantic City or something.
Speaker 6 (12:36):
Yeah, how to turn.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
One one about nine thousand dollars? Gave it twenty back.
Speaker 9 (12:45):
How about you work for your money?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I gave you may I ain't no think chicker, cheer picker.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Well it turned out a lot better than the other
one where the guy just said you got laid.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
Anyway, I tell you what, y'all be a whole lot
happier if you get out there and work for you money.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
That's right now.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
You wouldn't trust me, No, you ought to do some
research on some lottery winners.
Speaker 9 (13:15):
I bet it is a majority of lottery winners. It
ruins their life, you.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Billy, Thank you very much. Hellou, it'll ruin your life.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
You get these investment scam people, and everybody that you've
ever met or passed on the street starts hitting you up.
I got a great business opportunity.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
That's right. That reminds me.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I wish y'all quit talking about how much money I
got because you ain't got no idea how many losers.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But it's mine hitting me up.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
I've seen statistics before.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
A large percentage of lottery winners end up bankrupt within
five years.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Probably not the worst five years.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
It's a great right, but ruin your life, Eddie, Eddie.
Me and Eddie been together since third grade. Now my
business manager. If I didn't have Eddie, I wouldn't know
what I have. You've got Eddie and you don't know
what you've got. And he's also on.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I told you the bacon sucked, and he's gotten by
another six inches of I tell you what.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Eddy has more people coming at him with stuff. Yeah,
I mean did not do because I just want that's
my nicknamed ed No ed Lo.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, ed No, I think about it.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
I mean I'm thinking like, because you know him and
they knew you, that you owe him something.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah, that kills me.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
I mean, no, ma, man, this is not directed at
you personally.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Please, he's starting to tear up here.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
We got you, babe.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
I ain't heard from him twenty years. You know, call
up and well them. You know how I know, y'all,
I gotta go on on there. How long I've been
getting up in the mornings, man, I see, I'm telling
y'all it ain't no easy ride. How many buddies you know?
How many people you know who's always looking for that
one big, easy quick score. See, there's a lot of
(15:01):
people doing that, and I'm telling you it ain't one.
I mean, every once in a while, maybe some dot
com companies, but then they went bankrupt.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
A lot of people lost in the stock mark. Everybody
telling you he's easy.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
People lost their jobs, homes, wives, girlfriends.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
So it's not all bad the bat with good.
Speaker 9 (15:21):
So what you're saying is, see your future be your future,
may make make it. You forgot to put how bad.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
A damn?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Let's go and play the stupid quiz game shallow and
right now we're steaming shrimp on the holly grill. Yeah,
plug out the valve, pour PBR down there at the
bottom of it. Throw the shrimp on there. Hit a
little tarioky sauce after they stark. Just turn the thing
a little bit. Who needs to play the lottery?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
Come on, by the way, y'all can't come, maider Man
says Mater's.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Billy says, when I only tell you, guys a hammer,
you tend to see every problem is a nail.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Maider Man is like the guy from Texas. You never
have to ask him if he's from Texas, because you know,
within the first thirty seconds of the conversation it'll kind
of come up.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
You know.
Speaker 5 (16:23):
It's one of those do well, Let's take this contestant
caller nine one, eight hundred, Big Show, Play me in
stupid quiz and I'm hot in today.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We'll play next, Good Morning.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
The big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Man, you've seen Junior's great and welcome. Taylor sitting next,
Vader said.
Speaker 15 (17:18):
Oh, y'all want to be nice to me. When I
win the.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Lottery, it'll ruin your life. Keep working for your money, Marcy.
Speaker 9 (17:28):
You know there are some people say that you might
have already hit it big. Marcy. First, that's the genetic lottery.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
That's a whole nother story.
Speaker 15 (17:36):
And you're right, it's a pain.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
You've already got a nice thing I would buy.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
We got John out of works Virginia. Hello, John, what
are you doing? Man?
Speaker 16 (17:52):
You're all excited?
Speaker 11 (17:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Good?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
That's a number on your phone, John, that's the way
you chime in right there, of course, use a belle.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
First.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
Three correct dancers will win this thing we called the
stupid quis I.
Speaker 16 (18:06):
I guess I'm gonna take a whooping today, ain't.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
You think so?
Speaker 16 (18:09):
I know so good? I hope so if everybody is
excited that I am when I get hold of you.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
So.
Speaker 16 (18:17):
She feels good anyway.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Wow, here's the guy I hope wins the lot.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Of ladies and gentlemen. It's Captain action guy.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
All right, Joe, Well, let's play. Listen to Mars go take.
Speaker 15 (18:31):
We're gonna go with arts and leisure, all right on
happy days. What was missus Cunningham's first name?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh? Oh, there's not a multiple choice.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Oh Missus Cunningham.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
Answered to it. She's dying to cheat.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, go ahead, John?
Speaker 16 (18:53):
Was it Marion?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
He was like over here over that?
Speaker 5 (18:59):
That feels good to John? It did?
Speaker 16 (19:02):
I gots too?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Alright? One and nothing?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
All right?
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Math, math, It takes five men five minutes to dig
five holes? How long will it take ten men to
dig ten holes?
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Ten men, ten holes, five men five minutes for five holes?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Two and a half minutes. No, man, I ain't out. Yeah,
we'll worry, John, Have we got a clue there, buddy?
Speaker 16 (19:34):
I think we don't have no choices? All No, can
you repeat it?
Speaker 6 (19:39):
Sure?
Speaker 15 (19:40):
If it takes five men five minutes to dig five holes,
how long will it take ten men to dig ten holes?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Man, it's a forehead slapper.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I just got it. No, no, I know.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh it's five minutes. That's right, it's still five minutes.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, still a right? Okay, all right, still nothing a week?
Lowered the barr in time soon?
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Sure, lower it?
Speaker 15 (20:07):
Okay? Arts and leisure on the original Star Trek. Who
was the ship's helmsman? Was it mister Chekhoff, mister Spock,
mister Sulu.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Helmsman is mister Chekhov? It is not?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Go ahead, John, Yeah, Oh.
Speaker 9 (20:35):
To do nothing, okay? Us?
Speaker 17 (20:39):
And world history is in world history?
Speaker 15 (20:47):
Who was the commander in chief of the American Army
during the Revolution.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
War Revolutionary War? Joyes? No, praight, not commander in chief?
Speaker 11 (21:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Yeah, George Washing, Yeah, you gotta be lying about it,
all right.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Two to one. I'm on the board.
Speaker 15 (21:20):
Math, class math, How much is thirty percent of one fifty?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Thirty percent of one fifty?
Speaker 11 (21:26):
Al Right?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I got that use fish.
Speaker 9 (21:28):
Alright, you don't have to draw each individual fish how much?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Again, thirty percent of one fifty percent of one fifty,
you better hurry for Eddie comes in here with that
two by four.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh, he's on.
Speaker 16 (21:45):
I'm gonna give it a shot.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Nor let me, let me, let let me work this
out outside my head.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
There's more room out here.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Thirty percent of one fifty, ten percent of one fiftes
fifteen twenty percent is thirty yeah, so then ten more
it'll be another fifteen, So thirty plus fifteen it's forty five.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
But he still can't do a tip. He over tips.
If John Boy comes to your restaurant, y'all fight over it.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's right, y'all work for your money.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
I'm happy because he can't calculate percentage with a trap.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
He just kind of throws a number out.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
In fact, everybody here the show works on tips.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
That's not literally.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
I've seen his American Express statement.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
It's awful. What are you looking at it?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
I've seen forty dollars tips on forty dollars.
Speaker 15 (22:36):
Tabs, and I waited table for ten years.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
And then I met with you.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
All right, what it says all toller leball science.
Speaker 15 (22:52):
Name the second planet from the sun.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Ah, sure'd be hot.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
No that, by the way, for the record, is the
furthest class?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
John? Please?
Speaker 6 (23:14):
Anything?
Speaker 16 (23:15):
I have no idea?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Okay, what what's our next door neighbor Earth?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
That's why I was trying to think of where the
third rock on the right should be the closest one
to us.
Speaker 9 (23:23):
You look out the window, which planet do you see? John?
You know their car is always parking from your house
when they have a.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Party of song?
Speaker 9 (23:37):
Name a planet, any planet?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
There's no song.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Anyanus mean? Oh, man, listen, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
Hey, that's great my attentions fan. Jackie told me to
be sure to tell you on first time calling because
I want to get moved.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
Hold on, man, you can talk to her.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Lord a matter were putting out here, playing out, sir,
Good morning, everybody got a big show right here on
the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hang out Classic bed in the morning. What do we
say we're gonna do something funny? Lottery? Oh yeah, yeah,
James Gregory on the lottery.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Al right, down the power ball and then I'm going
through the rules of the lottery show. Y'all might want
listen if you're playing lowing. Oh it's coming up next.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Good morning to.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Make shows on the radio, because my buzz but around here,
well hang out for a secon.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Hey, all right, let's go back.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
We're talking to James Gregory was in the studio about
the lottery, all right.
Speaker 11 (24:58):
I remember it was.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
We talking about the lottery winners. They don't pay taxes
on that much money.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, oh you know, I won't do that much on
the lottery, talking about it ever time. But you'll these
recent people that won the big one, the world record
amount in like Wisconsin or somewhere, one hundred and ninety
something medium they got the cash option, they got one
hundred and four. They knew that was sixty two many
all right up front? Now they got it now? Wow,
Now you know he was sixty seven years old, she
was sixty two. They were retired and they had this
(25:26):
yard service business. That's how they supple many of their
retirement income the golf courses. Right, and then she cut
grays for the neighbors and everything. They're not gonna give
that up. I'm not making it up.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I saw it previously. Say she had the big riding mold.
He would use the push work. They gonna buy two
riding mobiles, and I wish this is true, not making
it up. I'm not making it out. I wish we
weren't on the right so I could tell you what
(26:02):
I think ought to be done with the people. I mean,
I need to win the money. I need to win
the money, you know. I mean, how do you do that?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
You got you got sick?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Now, people gotta understand this. This is sixty million after taxes.
You got it?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Now?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Okay, the alarm goes off in the morning, the alarm
goes off, You're like, oh, hell, I gotta get going.
We got tremmor tremmor on those azalias to that. I mean,
how do you do it? How do I sell along?
(26:45):
How do you do it?
Speaker 11 (26:47):
You know?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You know what, Here's what I said. People ask me that.
Speaker 11 (26:52):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I know you joke around, James, but seriously, well, the
counter job you got. If you were to win like
fifteen million, you wouldn't quit doing How many would you
I go on a heartbeat the way they go, Then
what what would you do? What would you do? I said,
I set on my front porch naked and wait at cars.
You could if you got fifteen million, you could do that.
(27:15):
A family of four could drive by in the station.
The kid of port said, look, Mama, that means naked,
and Mama, John, I know, honey, but he's got fifteen.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Dalli and them dolls they just called.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
That is centric. I want to get right now, what
I would do this, This might not be funny to me.
Here's what I would do. See I got I told
you I got four acres. And the reason I have
four acres is because I got a mobile home. That's
a lost. Really I would put I would put me
a wall of fence round my four acres with the gate.
(27:46):
And I got nine other neighbors. I saw this little
community lively, and I want those. Here's the kind of
guy I want to be. Once I wanted the logger.
I'm gonna get me a golf cart, get my camouflaged underwire,
and and really I got that, and I got all
the weapons, worre some weapons. I want to be the
guy where all the neighbors tell their children, yeah, you
(28:06):
can go out and play, but stay away from the
man on the hill. That's who I want to be.
You know, I saw him out there this morning. He's
got on his camouflage and his gun belt.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Stay away from.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
That's who I want to be. I don't understand these
lottery people. And here's times. Whether I keep telling these
comedian friends of mine, I keep saying, whether they have
this drawing. I said, I hope and pray that when
we read the story about these people they won't be nuts.
Speaker 18 (28:39):
But it's yet to happen. They're all idiots. You don't
goes off, the alarm goes.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Off, you know what I know.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
But I tell you, I gotta be fair about this.
I got people in my own business, comedians, grown people
who say, if they won twenty million dollars, they would
stay in this business, you know. And I said, that's
because you don't have the twenty minute.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Now.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
If it's something headediness to you, you mean to tell me,
you go get in your car, drive the Huntsville check
check check into Bob's Motel, you know where you got
to pay a quarter for a bugget of eyes, and
(29:32):
you do your little jokes. If I had, if I
had twenty million dollars and the urge hit me to
tell jokes, I called my mama. I say, I said, Mama,
I hate to bother you. I know you're watching your
sofar from all that home theater I just bought. But
(30:00):
I've got a joke for you. Tell me.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Powerball Jack Budd visions of millions dancing in yeall's heads.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Well, Americans spend more than twenty five billion dollars a
year on lottery tickets.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Somebody's got a win big. What if it's you?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Would you be ready for the instant life change that
comes with a winning experience.
Speaker 6 (30:49):
This is an author named Rob Sandford. He's a certified
financial planner.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
All right, a million dollar jackpot is not a million
dollar prize. You're a thousand are not a millionaire man?
To beebl are surprise to learn it. Lottery jack box
paid over twenty to twenty five years in the IRS
withholds twenty eight percent federal income tax on each check.
For example, you win one million, most states pay you
fifty a year fifty fifty thousand a year for twenty years,
less twenty eight percent federal withholding, leaving you with thirty
(31:15):
six thousand dollars a year. You may also have to
pay additional income taxes when you file your return, depending
on your overall financial situation. The problem is that the
thirty six thousand you receive today will only buy eleven
than two hundred and twenty five lifestyle twenty years from
now when the check stop. There are no cost of
living increase provisions for lottery payouts. But if you could
(31:35):
save part of that that would help.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah. Yeah, that I'm blowing it all every year.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
A better option for many is to take one lump
sum payment if you can get it. How much do
they pay out forty to fifty percent of the jackpot amount?
Still over half the eligible winners opt for the lump
sum as well.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
They should.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
If you average a ten percent return on investment, you
can double your money over seven point two years and
consecutive sets of seven years, one dollar becomes two dollars,
two becomes four, to four becomes eight. Investing eyes land
instead up taking the one million jack bonton twenty payments
fifty thousand dollars a year, all right, as a budget
your lottery play. Though there's no guaranteed way to beat
the lottery, there are play strategies. As a guy that
(32:12):
spend only point five percent of your gross income on
lottery tickets, that is, for every thousand dollars a month
you earn, spend only five dollars a month on the lottery.
Real three six Personal growth before financial growth. Remember, prosperity
is a state of mind, not an amount of money,
and there are no self made wealthy pessimists. If you
view the significant self development literature, you discover these five
(32:34):
recurry steps of prosperity. Get into positive mindset, develop guiding principles,
recite affirmations, set goals, and produce daily outcomes.
Speaker 9 (32:42):
See your future. Need your future may.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Make it money. Cannot take any of these steps for
you winness. These seven point five million dollars Ohio lottery
winner who bought a house and then burned it down
in nineteen ninety two, Well, he testified in court and
winning made his life a living. He was convicted of
aggravated arson and still has eleven more years of lottery
payments to endure.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Poor guy.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Unprepared winners make.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
The mistake of crediting their jackpot for their future fortune
before they win, and then blaming their jackpot for their
eventual misfortune after they win. They fail to realize soon
enough that money is merely a tool of wealth, not
wealth itself. Lesson is that you have to take care
of the money. The money will not take care of you.
If you have problems before you win, these will be
magnified and intensified after you win. The lottery not solved,
(33:29):
but the stay on the path to prosperity. Invest at
least two dollars plus your time into personal growth for
every one dollar you chance own the lottery.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
I Rule forward.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Don't play in groups without a written agreement and a
federal employer's identification number for tax purposes. Remember, if your
understanding is not in writing, your dream come true could
be your worst nightmare.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
The Yep, it's happened many Let's all go in together.
Speaker 15 (33:54):
No, no, no.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Rule number five.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
Secure your winning ticket, temper your enthusiasm, and claim your
prize within one hundred and eighty calendar days.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Yeah. I'll be there in one seconds.
Speaker 13 (34:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Remember that guy, the boss wouldn't let him off at
the lawnmow shop.
Speaker 9 (34:13):
Yes, I would have been here Tuesday, but the boss
would off work.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (34:19):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Real six. Have two plans, one based on winning and
one based on not winning.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Plan on going with number two Really Real.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Seven for ninety days after winning, do and say and
promise absolutely nothing. Take a leave of absence from your
job and get out of town to plan. Remember you
will be fashioning a life for the next twenty years
and after when the check stop. Ule eight, get an
unlisted phone number, yes, post office, box, security system and advisory.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Team, and start a new friends list.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Real nine.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
If you move, don't file your change of address notice
with a post office. Directly notify the people who need
to know, and run your life on cash as much
as possible.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Rule ten splurreds spend up to ten percent.
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Off the top of your first check and first check
only give me the above lessons from lottery winners.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Is it worth winning what you bet? It is if
you're prepared.
Speaker 5 (35:11):
Is the main, true and unadvertised benefit of winning lottery
jack bought is not the money. Most Americans already earn
over one million in their lifetimes. The greatest benefit of
winning is the money plus your time when it gives
you back the time part of your lifetime, so that
you don't have to spend your lifetime just to make
the money. When you win, you can spend your time
spending your money pursuing something worthwhile, so you can't quit
(35:35):
if you win. If you want to bet, stop me,
it'll cost you a whole lot more than I win
to get me back and.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
That you want.
Speaker 8 (35:47):
Oh God, where I would I'd spend it all making
your life. I'd hire people to ring your doorbell in
the middle of the night, call your phone. I'd put
you on every call me list I could find.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
All Right, we get ready to get out here. First,
you guys say happy birthday to Emily. Emily is five
years old today. As Doug Carlyles news director errock on
a four point five, I went to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Em erhubs it when I go. So this is for you, Emily.
Oh wow, Wow. Why don't get no better than that?
They work before you make.
Speaker 15 (36:19):
He didn't do it right, daddy.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Why can't he turned that energy into something useful? Fuck
that boy with no legs who ran across Canada. Good
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