September 10, 2025 • 46 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ricky B. Sharpe can’t get enough of our Karaoke booth - today he renders “Talk English To Me”.. - Marci dishes her latest serving of celebrity justice with another Tatertainment News.. - Our own Poet Laureate, Col. Hamilton Brewster has a poem about an incident in Thurmon County.. - Archie and Edith are in for an edition of the Playhouse entitled, “Archie’s TV Dinner”.. - Our agent Murray has been knee deep in research.. - Bender Banquets joins our sponsors roster.. - We’ll fill a request for Rev. Oral Rogers.. - and Cadbury goes to the White House…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, okay, talking about Denny Hamlin driving that number eleven
Toyota outside of Saint Louis for the victory on Sunday,
living this dating history Toyota, and they issued a second
recall on over seven hundred thousand vehicles. The previously recalled
on a year before. It was a Lexus too fitted.
(00:49):
But don't worry about that, man, that was over twenty
years ago. Denny says, everything all right, and then the
passing of Ozzy some great neils at this dealership.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
How do y'all this is Ozzie Osborne.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know me as as the principal darkness when I'm
also at the Prince of lower prices.
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Speaker 4 (01:15):
Your Ozzy Osborne Toyota with them is in Ostar this weekend.
We're biting a head or four prices during the os
Festive savings. Every corner lot is price lower than my
daughter Kelly's chance of doing a second album. Man, oh,
two thousand and three toyotas a price to movement, unbelievable
(01:37):
prices rebates up to twenty five hundred dollars on full runners, cameras,
avalons and uh what's that truck of service?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Manager drives a fat guards Toto Toronto?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
What the what the heck is it meant to crime
to coma?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, thanks mate, take a test drive, Get a freak
coloring book just like the one at my kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Plus dip into.
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My hump kit Jack's backpacket, grab a free handful of
whatever it is he's on this week.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The boss is.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Full of XX.
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They've all got to go.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's the Grand Out, the Blizzard of values all week
longing the old new Aussie houseboord toyo that down there on.
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The uh down on the.
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Wh is it?
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Uh you know over there that big more fuck you roll.
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Speaker 1 (03:00):
We were talking earlier.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It was on this day nineteen fifty three Swanson had
some leftover Turkey genius invented TV dinners.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
For some reason, we thought about this classic playhouse action.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Archie's
TV Dinner. As our story opens, Archie and Edith Bunker
are about to sit down for dinner with a very
special HouseGuest, their six year old grandson, Joey.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Okay, Archie, the pop roast is almost ready.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Where's Joey?
Speaker 10 (03:38):
The last time I seen him he was out in
the living room.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Okay, you's go and get him to the table and
I'll bring it right out.
Speaker 11 (03:45):
I'm onning.
Speaker 10 (03:46):
Hey, Joey, your grandmother to ding Bet says, dinner is
almost ready. Hold on, What the hell are you doing
with the TV over there?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I'm trying to turn it around.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
What for so we can watch TV?
Speaker 12 (03:58):
Why we eat?
Speaker 13 (04:00):
So?
Speaker 10 (04:00):
Let me get this straight. Your father, the left wing
pollock meathead, Let you watch TV during dinner?
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (04:09):
Well that figures. So how old are you?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm this many six years old?
Speaker 11 (04:14):
Six?
Speaker 14 (04:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Six years old?
Speaker 10 (04:15):
Okay, you know when I was your age, I'd never
even seen a TV.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You'd never seen a TV.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Your great grandpa bought our foice TV when I was
about fourteen years old. It had a screen eighteen inches
across and it was in beautiful black and white.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Black and white.
Speaker 10 (04:35):
Oh yeah, this was way before color came along. We
had three channels. It had these big rabbit ears on
the top of it. You had to move them around
to get a good picture. No way wall and your
great grandpa had two rules. Number one, we got to
watch one hour of TV a day and b no
TV at dinner time.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
See what did you do while you ate dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What do we do?
Speaker 10 (05:00):
We tour talk.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
We went around the table, one at a time, face,
We talked about what we'd done that day, Then we
talked about what we was gonna do the next day.
Then we talked about what you call the hopes and
perspirations for the future. But there's one thing we did
not do, watch TV during dinner because we tour.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow, that's different.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
You better believe it was different. And you know what
what it sucked. Hand me the remote.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Let's get the ball game. We hope you've enjoyed.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Tune in again.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old left wing meathead
on the PBS fundraisers say.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Yeah we
not fuck.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Why y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Let's play Beat the Blonde for the big Old Happy
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(06:30):
Wednesday morning. It's a big Show on the radio. Our
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the White House key words white House, when you hit
the bed box at the Bigshow dot com And right
now let's play Meet the Blond. Here we go, let's
meet our contestant. We got Derek out of Kingsport, Tennessee.
(06:53):
Good morning, Derek.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
John Boy, he you today?
Speaker 11 (06:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Wait all awesome, mad Derek, welcome in here.
Speaker 12 (07:03):
Mon might have to if you're on hands free or speakerphone,
might have to take that off.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
There are.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Awesome?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right, good dad goes. We got to hear you
agree and to disagreeing with Tater. Get two bells before
to buzzers and you will win.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh god it do it in Marcia? Oh yeah, did
you go back?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
On speakerphone.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, sir, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You all right now, now we got you?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
All right, listen right there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
According to the US Census Bureau.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Background noise, No, it's us, it's US.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well wait, let me let me see. Let me turn
this down and then maybe Derek can just listen in
So okay, according to the US Census Bureau, in what
month or more babies conceived in?
Speaker 14 (08:02):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Okay, for that way, let me think.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Let me think.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
March, March, Tata says, March, Derek. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 15 (08:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Tater, I love you, but I won't have to disagree.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, Well that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, December, December, Yeah, I think of the cold months,
you know, Christmas spirit.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
I'm not gonna tell you because there's a lot of
September babies.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's part of your birthday too. You know, there's a
bell for Derek.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
I was thinking St. Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
All right, all right, there we go.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The Peanuts comic strips appeared in daily newspapers from nineteen
fifty until the year two thousand. Over those fifty years,
how many adults have appeared in it?
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Y nuts? Yes, very popular. I'm going to say none. Zero, nada.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No adults in the fifty year run of Peanuts, is
what Tator says.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Derek agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, like I said, ill over, and I'm allad to
agree with her this.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Time and still over and agree in and there on
the wind.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No adults ever appeared that even on the TV specials,
you know, the head the teachers going wah wah wah.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
You never saw.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, good heydar, Congratulations Buncher, big old price back heading
over the king Sport for you. Well, I'm very appreciative,
and I hope you guys do will and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We'll see you Jackie.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yeah, you can see her, but you love me.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Hey, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Bottom of the hour, TABI News put us about twenty
that's away, Queen visit when missus.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Rubarb all right? He res.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Mm hmmm, good morn. It's a big show on the radios.
(10:44):
We're talking about nothing. Democratic debate had no seven in Spanish.
Got a man remind me to call our agent, so
let's do it right now. Say you was on the
desk of Red Hot.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean where I kind of criplated as mister pasto. No,
this is yeah John boy Miller here.
Speaker 14 (11:04):
Wow, how can this day, get anything.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Anything you'd care to talk.
Speaker 14 (11:10):
About, anything you care to hear about.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Not really there, see.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
How much time we say this work.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey coming out to Murray.
Speaker 14 (11:18):
I can definitely make that happen, because if you're talking
to him, it means you're not talking to.
Speaker 15 (11:23):
The Murray Jim boy, Bobby. I'm two, Come on, pig
it up. I'm in the middle of.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
A hot game of candy Crush.
Speaker 14 (11:35):
Thank you, and I M yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Morning, Murray just jagging in to say he wasn't new
with our career. Let me gets nothing.
Speaker 14 (11:44):
Oh contray my high cholesterol. Gimme cap wearing the fuzzball.
That high Talent's market research team has just completed some
highly detailed focus groups about your little radio pageant over there.
Want to hear some bullet points.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You know, we're not too crazy about focus grooves. You know,
it's hard to trust a bunch of people that couldn't
say no to a guy with a clipboard at the mall.
Speaker 14 (12:06):
I totally agree, which is why our guy with the
clipboard works outside the DMV. The DMV not everybody goes
to the mall, but we all need a driver's license.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That means you told you a lot of you know,
Spanish speaking people see.
Speaker 14 (12:23):
And thanks to Google Translate, we were able to compile
their insights even though no one on the team can
actually speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So what'd you get?
Speaker 14 (12:32):
A bumper crop of insightful comments here, babe? Like this
one alhambri del sombrero s muihablador in English. That means
the guy in the hat is quite talkative.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Is that one about me?
Speaker 14 (12:46):
Yes? It is up next s dot tn on techo
mui grande, which means this one has a very large
bosom a nope, smarty march. Then there's four k h
no hobblo di sul grand tasero or why does that
(13:07):
one talk about his large butt? Mad Max Gos said
that one's also about smarting, and finally creole k el
tero sl moss intelligente, which means I think the dog
is the smart one. So your four girlfriend is a
big head at the dmvry.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm not sure any of those really news.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
You know?
Speaker 14 (13:31):
Wow, That's why I did a section where listeners shared
their specific likes and dislikes about the show, and this
part was conducted entirely in England.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, what you got?
Speaker 14 (13:42):
All right? Let's see here. Things the audience likes Marvin Webster,
Mad Max Junior, Nation racing song, Ice Turner's Letters from Losers,
losing patience with an unproductive contestant on wordy word and
going it's a what's what? And Tater's girlish little giggle.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
All right, so what about their dislikes?
Speaker 14 (14:07):
Okay, here's the stuff they're not too crazy about. Allowing
astro Nerd to talk during more than one segment, allowing
astro Nerd to talk for more than fifteen seconds in
any segment. Today you examining the world, a forty year
old church bulletin, and Red Fred's girlish little giggle. So
(14:27):
in summary, wa, Tater less Nerd and smarty Marty has
a disturbingly high recognition factor not related to his actual job.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, well the truth. I think we already knew all that.
Speaker 14 (14:39):
Ah, yes, but now you'll have pie shots to back
you up. Yeah, we also asked some questions about pillars.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, he does love pie.
Speaker 14 (14:46):
Hey, look, I'll go over the full report with you later.
Have your machine call my machine and give my love
to Bobby, Joe and Jimbo. What call me.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Good morning? It's a big show.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
On the radio for your Wednesdays September the tenth and.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Now, mister Rhubarb, thank you gim me the beat high kids.
This is your vaguely creepy old pal, mister Rubarb. And
this is mister Rubarb's Mailbag, where we answer letters from you,
the members of mister Rubarb's Learning Is Fun Club. Today's
letter is from Tad Bentley of Dauphan, Alabama. Dear mister Rubarb,
(15:45):
my dad's a really smart guy. Last week he got
two job offers for a lot of money. One of
the jobs is in Los Angeles, California, and the other
one is in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Our family will have to
move to one of those places. Mom says Dad should
take the job in California because they have great weather
(16:06):
all the time and a bunch of movie stars live there.
Mom says Wyoming is boring. Dad says California sucks. Not
only do they have earthquakes and forest fires and mud slides,
but their flat broke. Dad says he wouldn't live there
on a bet. Does California really suck? Are they really broke?
(16:30):
If so, why your path Tad?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Tad, the only famous person I could find from Wyoming
is Larry Wilcox, who was on a TV show called Chips.
He was the guy that people remember as not paunch
the other one. So your mom's got a point. Wyoming
is boring, but your dad's got a point too. Wyoming
(16:55):
has plenty of money, while California's economy is doing something
great call sucking wind. Why are they so different? Allow
me to explain, with a little help from two wild coyotes.
The governor of California is on a nature trail walking
his dog when a wild coyote comes out of the woods.
(17:18):
The governor is about to run the coyote off when
he thinks of the movie Bambi and realizes that the
coyote is only doing what comes naturally. The coyote kills
the governor's dog, then he bites the governor on the leg.
The governor runs over to a tree and climbs up
so the coyote can't get him. He pulls out his
(17:39):
cellphone and calls animal Control. Do they come and kill
the coyote? No, silly, They catch the coyote. They build
a state two hundred dollars to test it for diseases,
and five hundred dollars to relocate it to another part
of the state. They also charge two hundred dollars for
picking up the governor's dog. The governor goes to the hospital,
(18:04):
they send the state a bill for three thousand dollars
to fix the bite on his leg and test him
for coyote diseases. When he gets out of the hospital,
the governor shuts down the park for six months while
the state Department of Wildlife Affairs spends one hundred thousand
dollars to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
(18:25):
The governor spends fifty thousand dollars on a statewide coyote
awareness campaign and starts a two million dollar program to
find a cure for rabies. The governor's bodyguard gets fired
for not stopping the coyote attack. The state spends one
hundred and fifty thousand to find and train a new bodyguard,
(18:45):
and a group called PETA sues the state for five
million dollars for disturbing the ecosystem by taking the coyote
out of his natural habitat total costs to the State
of California seven point three million dollars. As I'm sure
you know that's a lot of money. Now, let's see
how things would go if the same thing happened in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
The Governor of Wyoming is on a.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Nature trail walking his dog when a.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Wild coyote comes out of the woods. The dog starts
to bark at the coyote, which gives the governor just
enough time to pull out his personal glock nine millimeters
pistol and pump a bullet through the coyotes forehead. A
flock of buzzard swoop down and clean up the dead
coyote in about a day and a half. Total cost
(19:34):
of this coyote attack zero dollars. And that tab is
why California is broke in Wyoming, isn't I hope you'll
be very happy and shying. And that's it for mister
Rubarb's mail bag until next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying.
This is mister rubob Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
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Speaker 2 (21:05):
Good morning? That's a big showing a radio. We have
been celebrating Swanson TV dinners all morning long. What a
great idea, old man Swanson head back on this date
nineteen fifty three, Warm footing didn take long for to
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Speaker 2 (22:25):
And in minutes where right now. From the desk of
Taylor Taman News What to watch, here's our girl, Marsley
Tator Moran.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, Hello, hey.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
We're looking to see what everyone was watching at the
box office this past weekend, and it looks like a
lot of people went and saw The Conjuring Last Rites.
It roared into theaters this weekend with an eighty three
million dollars stateside weekend.
Speaker 14 (22:50):
May.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
She's on the commercial lit some old girl in the doorway.
Her elbow's been the wrong way.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
It's about a house. It's like it's pozzaess. Yeah, the house.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
It's got some issues coming in a distance. Second place
was Disney's filmed version of Hamilton. Hamilton is in theaters.
I can't believe it only made ten million. Oh it
was a re release, and I guess everybody already knows it.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
I don't know. I thought that'd be a huge.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Weapons came in third place. That's the one where the
kids disappear and everybody gets scared.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Off time freak. Your Friday was in fourth place and
routing out the top five was caught stealing.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
That's what the guy that played Elvis. All right, So
what is out in theaters this weekend? I don't know, No,
I do know.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
It's just on my other piece of paper. Spinal Tap
to the End continues.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
That is in theaters this Friday, and it's a sequel
to the legendary mockumentary.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
This is this is spinal Tap. So yeah, I'm looking
forward to that one. That should be a good.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
One.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Toy Story, the thirtieth anniversary is being released into theaters,
so on the new generation can see Toy Stoyer on
the big screen, the first Toy Story. Downton Abbey, the
Grand Finale.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Yeah, that's in theaters, Downton Abbey. Sorry, that's that out.
The Long Walk.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
It's a horror suspense thriller. It's a Stephen King book
or novel rather, and it looks scary. The Long Walks
an intense, chilling and emotional thriller that challenges audience to
confront a haunting question, how far could you go?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
So there's a deal. They just they're walking.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I know it was something weird with Stephen King, but
I was just trying to get my head around what's
the whole deals at the Hikers Legal Immigrants exactly.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Well, it's an annual competition known as the Long Walk,
where one hundred teen boys must maintain a walking speed
above four miles per hour. If they receive three warnings
an hour, they are shot. Wow, shot dead Shock gave
it says.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It's kind of like the Squid Games that a little while,
but believe.
Speaker 17 (25:06):
It or not, before the excluding the shooting, you apart,
that was a sport. People went to stadiums and watched
people walk until they dropped.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, yeah, so that's the Long Walk.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
You're right.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
And Code three it's a comedy. It stars Rain Wilson
and Rob Riggle and it's about a twenty four hour shift,
burned out paramedic tasked with training, is eager but inexperienced
replacement and mayhem ensued. If you are into streaming, you
can see AKA Charlie Sheen on Netflix. It's a documentary
with him talking about his seven hard fought years of sobriety,
(25:42):
winning only murders in the building.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Season five is on Hulu. Wednesday is back.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
The Little Creepy Kid, Adam's Kid Season two, Part two
is on Netflix and Pee Wee. Herman's document documentary won
a Primetime Emmy. Yeah, Emmy's the other night and they
was post posthumorous.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
He won the Emmy. So he has two.
Speaker 12 (26:06):
He has two Daytime Emmys and now he has one
price Wow.
Speaker 17 (26:11):
Did you know Cheach and Chong has a new movie out? No, yeah,
it's on streaming. It's Cheach and Chong's last movie right now.
It's only available for rental, so it's like six bucks.
But it's on Apple, TV, Fandango, Amazon, you know, all
the big ones and.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Got one more, one more.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think you would enjoy watching.
Speaker 17 (26:33):
Do you remember the magician, the Amazing Randy Right, Yeah,
a little short guy that you know went around debunking
all the psychics and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (26:41):
His documentary is called an Honest Liar and there's a
lot of stuff in that that is really interesting.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, right, Honest Liar.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
It's pretty sorry.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
No, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
A good deal.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well there you go go to tag team. All right, Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word. Here
we go one eight hundred Big Show We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The word that the bird anywhere. Let's beat our contestants.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
A husband and a wife that's married to each other.
Tammy and Michael out of chill, Howie Virginia. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning, John Boy morning, and good morning Michael.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, y'all welcome.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
How about Marcy and Michaeljombo and Tammy sweet Let's do
it all right, y'all. Uh we got three letter words
this morning on the word tablet.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Three letter words.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
All right, Michael, you relaxlesslye what me and your wife
can do in thirty seconds? All right, here we go, Tammy,
start the clock. Now, women wear these and the man
is a two pay. A woman wears a yeah, uh
(28:54):
huh a name for the fancy clothes that you dress
up guys dress up in.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
This is the three letter uh.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yes, okay, a hot blank, get in the hot blank
and soak yeah, uh huh blank way a sandwich blank wave.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yes, uh huh. This is a day blank women go
in h five on the board.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
All right, Tammy, And now Marcy and Michael. All right, Michael,
are you ready my man?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yes, sir, okay, and go.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
If he's a double agent, he's a what he's a blank? Yes,
you go into This is another name for a bar
in England, they're called yep.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
You.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
This is where you get your pork from. You get
it from this animal big yep? Oh you you don't.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Have it paid off yet? You still blank money?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:01):
This is the female Catholic clergy George yep. You do
this with your head, yes, or you do no?
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Not?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, look it nodding. Put a six on the board
to take the lead by one, six to five. Okay, Tammy.
Let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you alrighty start the clock?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Now, clean the floor.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Get a blank in a bucket, yeah, uh huh, a
sewing blank you carry around, or a first aid blank yes.
Uh huh, you use this to unlock the door. Uh huh,
this is a slow run to exercise. Uh huh, you're sick,
(30:49):
you are filling. Yes, don't blank all the pudding another
name for a pig.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yes, it was all five on the board, and that's
a total of ten. Michael and Tatter sitting in a tree.
Four will tie? Five will win? Ready, Michael, yes, sir,
(31:23):
and go all right.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
This is a clear alcohol that it tastes like pine trees.
A blanket tonic j Yes, you do this to your.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Egg in a pan?
Speaker 14 (31:37):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (31:39):
Can you I broke this? Can you blanket? Can you
prepare it? It's a bit Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
This is like every ten years it's called well like
the eighties was one, the nineties was one.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
It's a what Yes, that is tied up ten to ten.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
We do overtime.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
See who's gonna win the household of Tammy and Michael.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Then chill, Howie, Virginia.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
I bet this happens all the time at their house.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
AI, y'all.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What we got is a fifteen second overtime. All right,
get an extra fifteen seconds, Tammy.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's gonna go by quick. Let's see how many we can.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Get alright if you're ready. Okay, still on the three
letter words. Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Now, this is a tree.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
It's also a road, a common road, blank lane, no tree,
a three letter word for a tree, no idea, I'm
swer no, yeah, so I don't know. Yeah, alright, okay
Marsy and Michael for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Ready go all right?
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Yeah it's a tree.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
It's not an oak tree. It's a blank tree tree,
not a gum tree. Nope, nope, nope, it's a blank thud.
Is his name blank elm.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Elm I.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Yeah, I was fifteen.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Thought he was to be like you were shot.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I was like, yeah, waiting dig Dan Tayler, the brainer.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Beat you with a warner brother.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
No, gone, Tammy, I hold myself responsible. We're going to
give you another shot at it down the road. Baby,
Thanks for playing.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
All that's great my goal.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, you deserve that hard fault victory. There you sharing
the prize fact to be ashamed.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
No, she wouldn't like that.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You ain't on jack your hook you up? Good morning
baby shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, baby class from Mango, Richard and Joanne stan
Let a Monks Corner, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Oh is it? Richard?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I can tested on outbursts. First thing this morning. Uh
talking about his beautiful wife.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Beauty good deal?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Say so, Richard says, requests any playhouse with Oral Rogers.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
All right, say see here. Let me say the Richard
eighty Joanna eighty two. He won l bird. Thank you
all right.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
I love to love birds.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I'm very popular with the singers.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Come on, we got it for you.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Richard and Joanna up next. Come on, Anna's a big
(35:11):
j on the radio. Here we go, Baby Quail for
Richard and Joanna Stanley out of Monks Corner, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Oral
Rogers makes a house call. As our story opens, It's
two am on an icy winter night, as a visitor
comes to the door of a small patio home in
the Brushywood Acres retirement village.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Come on, come on up and up, I'm freezing up.
Philippians off out here, open up?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Hello, hello, back. You must be Reverend Rogers.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Yes, let me in. For goodness sakes, I'm freezing. That's
doctor Rogers in the way, sir, you.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Are doctor Claude Pepper. I'm the un called overnight physician.
I listen before you get all wound up. See, that's
what those three dots are for. I'm just extemporizing into him.
Speaker 15 (36:13):
You thought you were going to be doing some concentrating there.
There ain't got no time for no small hello.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I'm letting the guy who knows his lines in.
Speaker 15 (36:23):
There ain't no time for small talking there, Fuzzy. When
that woman called, she said she was on death door.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Now where is she?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
She's in the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (36:32):
But doctor Rogers, hey, hold on on to just hold
that thought there, my little center friend.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 15 (36:37):
I'll be right back again, Sadie Sadi, Honey, it's doctor Rogers.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
You bet car me know him dying here? Hell no,
do docy right?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (36:53):
Terrible?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
I feel like I could give up the ghost any
shaking now that doctor's been here for thirty minutes of
poking in me. It ain't doing a bit of good.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
Well, honey, you should have called me here first instead
of that old voodoo daddy out there.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
You know one in the parlor.
Speaker 15 (37:08):
You know what I'm talking about, right, Because woman, thou
art fixing.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
To get loose? Tell me, sister, do you believe I do?
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Do you understand that the power I'm a fixing the
lady upon you comes not from me, but from the
Lord himself. Absolutely, then buggle up, Buttercup, here come swungo,
foul spirits of me on the same infirmit here as
well as stomach turning demon of bad breath.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
You know you really could use a tic tack there
a system command. I went to have my top button, says.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I'm back with you now to come.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Excuse me, Doctor Rogers.
Speaker 15 (38:03):
Back off, doctor Krackenstein. We don't need your old snake
all around Harry anymore.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Doctor.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I really need to speak with you out here for
a second.
Speaker 15 (38:12):
Sadie, you relax. Let me go talk with this unsaved
heathen for just a moment.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
How bless you, Doctor Roger?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Now, all right now, old bugs as old bugs Bunny
used to say.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
There, what's up, doc?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Well, you get really wound up?
Speaker 15 (38:30):
You know, my face got really rid top, but everything
it still happens.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's all blown up like that guy on South Park.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
I'm just could you help me?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, oh no, no, no, you need I just thought
that you should know there's nothing wrong with missus Butterworth.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
Well, of course there, ain't you a heathen? The Lord
just used me to land divine healing.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Right down upon her.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
No, no, no, I mean there was never anything wrong
with her.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Now hold the phone. You wait just a second, there
and there new you're fuzzy though, whatever, Just call me
White Devil. You just hold the phone. She said, she
is that right at death's door.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
But according to my examination, she's perfectly fine. Frankly, doctor Rogers,
I believe missus Butterworth is a hyperconrac In other words,
her problems are all in her mind.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Even that dragon breath of hers.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Well, no, that one's in her mind.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Now are you telling me that woman wasn't never dying?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
No, physically speaking, she's fine.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Of course, White Devil's got nothing to do, Sadie.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
It's doctor Rogers again, sweetheart.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
Where are you?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
I'm not here?
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Hello, doctor Rogers, O your sister.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
I'm gonna need to lay my hand upon your head.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Just one more time. You are what for sh I'm
getting kind of a word of knowledge here? Hmmm, Oh
my goodness, sweetheart. Do you have a wheel?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
A wheel? Well?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yes, mister Green keeps in the shaved down.
Speaker 9 (40:08):
It is Laurie in office.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
All right, I'm gonna call mister Green and get him
to bring it over here right away.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Now, let me ask you another question, sister, Do you
have any money? And if you do, where do you
keep it at?
Speaker 8 (40:19):
I keep it to the Brushywood National Bank downtangle.
Speaker 15 (40:22):
All right, then I'm gonna have to call mister Cato
in from the bank and have him come over.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Also, you are dr rogers.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Do you mean I really am gonna die?
Speaker 15 (40:33):
No, sister, they ain't a blessed thing wrong with you.
I just don't want to be me. And Doctor Pepper
has the only two fools dragged out of bed for
nothing on.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
A night like this. I told you I really think
I could do that last line better.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
We'd hope you've enjoyed, John Boy spirits of punchline disaster.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
Come on.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
The one.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Killed it again.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
Next time we'll hear crusty old mister Cato from.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
The bank say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Not as easy as it looks.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
There as it burnt back.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Good morning, and it's.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
A big show on the radio. The feature track from
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the Big show dot com.
Speaker 18 (41:54):
He go knock knock, mister President George.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
He must have stepped out.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Are you sure this is whyse? Huh?
Speaker 7 (42:04):
You kid?
Speaker 18 (42:05):
Did you see the way those executive branchers are falling
all over me? I told you if you're stuck with me,
I'd take it to the oval office.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yes, but you didn't include the part about breaking and enterings.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Huh would I be doing it if it wasn't all right? Cadbury?
Speaker 18 (42:18):
The President himself said, this is the people's house, and
I'm people, ain't I.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Say no, I'm sure he'll be back. Grab a seat.
I sat here at the desk. Wow, huh, he will right.
This is it, Cadbury.
Speaker 18 (42:34):
This is where the president conducts the business of the country.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Our president, the man I helped to elect, the man
whose job it is to wipe.
Speaker 18 (42:42):
This country's conscience clear the blemishes of the previous administration.
The man who bears the burden of monumental decisions on
his mighty shoulders day after day. A man who has
changed his life forever so that our lives can remain
the same.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Oh wow, I've never heard such a touching homage I'm
nearly moved to tears. You like it.
Speaker 18 (43:06):
I wrote it after we elected a new president for
the Three Stooges fan Club, as.
Speaker 16 (43:11):
That makes it even more poignant. Un do not spin
in the president's chair thirteen feet of yours. I'm liable
to knock something over like that limp.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's the ones.
Speaker 18 (43:28):
Huh, Catbury, look ow, thanks for the morning. Don't follow
that way, Catbury, you'll hit the desk in that big globe.
Look out for the coffee table.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh no, here comes a flag. Holy cow, I can't
take you anywhere out into this mess. If you screw
this up for me, I'll kill you.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Do a good stought.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So ahead, and I've knocked some teeth loose.
Speaker 18 (44:07):
I'll see what's in the bathroom, and we gotta get
you bandaged up and get out of here.
Speaker 16 (44:11):
Let's see broken ribs, black eye, sprained ankle. Oh I
love these road trips. Please please lead, gentle sigh. Okay, okay,
let's see. Now, wrap this bandage around your head, and
here I show these cotton balls in a little alcohol.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now put them in your mouth. It'll help stop the bleeding.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
Open up.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
It doesn't taste like alcohol. It's Jim Bemos in Cheney's desk.
Take the rest of him.
Speaker 14 (44:41):
Here.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Let me help you up.
Speaker 18 (44:44):
Great, you're ripped out of the seat of your pants.
Wrap the presidential flight around your waist. Stay here, I'm
gonna see if I can find Billy and ready. I
can't carry you by myself.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Please, Well, well, if it ain't the Turbinator's time, we
got us alive. One here, guys, get their hands up, Hobby, sorry, pal,
no hobbla o Sama here.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I thought you just sneaking here and trash the Oval office.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
Huh what he's doing with that flight?
Speaker 7 (45:31):
You know, boys, it's a shame he's resisting arrest.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
All right, cad Verry, let's go. What the excuse me, sir?
Are you with the Sultan here?
Speaker 14 (45:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I was just wondering if you guys needed any help. Thanks, citizen.
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We can handle it now. Where were we?
Speaker 11 (45:52):
Oh? Yeah, I thought it was a terror? Yeah.
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, okay, talking about Denny Hamlin driving that number eleven
Toyota outside of Saint Louis for the victory on Sunday,
living this dating history Toyota, and they issued a second
recall on over seven hundred thousand vehicles. The previously recalled
on a year before. It was a Lexus too fitted.
(00:49):
But don't worry about that, man, that was over twenty
years ago. Denny says, everything all right, and then the
passing of Ozzy some great neils at this dealership.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
How do y'all this is Ozzie Osborne.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You know me as as the principal darkness when I'm
also at the Prince of lower prices.
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Come on down and see for yourself at the grand open.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Your Ozzy Osborne Toyota with them is in Ostar this weekend.
We're biting a head or four prices during the os
Festive savings. Every corner lot is price lower than my
daughter Kelly's chance of doing a second album. Man, oh,
two thousand and three toyotas a price to movement, unbelievable
(01:37):
prices rebates up to twenty five hundred dollars on full runners, cameras,
avalons and uh what's that truck of service?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Manager drives a fat guards Toto Toronto?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
What the what the heck is it meant to crime
to coma?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, thanks mate, take a test drive, Get a freak
coloring book just like the one at my kitchen table.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Plus dip into.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
My hump kit Jack's backpacket, grab a free handful of
whatever it is he's on this week.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
The boss is.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Full of XX.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
They've all got to go.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
It's the Grand Out, the Blizzard of values all week
longing the old new Aussie houseboord toyo that down there on.
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The uh down on the.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Wh is it?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Uh you know over there that big more fuck you roll.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
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out hang on and play for it in minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
We were talking earlier.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It was on this day nineteen fifty three Swanson had
some leftover Turkey genius invented TV dinners.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
For some reason, we thought about this classic playhouse action.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Archie's
TV Dinner. As our story opens, Archie and Edith Bunker
are about to sit down for dinner with a very
special HouseGuest, their six year old grandson, Joey.
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Okay, Archie, the pop roast is almost ready.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
Where's Joey?
Speaker 10 (03:38):
The last time I seen him he was out in
the living room.
Speaker 8 (03:41):
Okay, you's go and get him to the table and
I'll bring it right out.
Speaker 11 (03:45):
I'm onning.
Speaker 10 (03:46):
Hey, Joey, your grandmother to ding Bet says, dinner is
almost ready. Hold on, What the hell are you doing
with the TV over there?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I'm trying to turn it around.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
What for so we can watch TV?
Speaker 12 (03:58):
Why we eat?
Speaker 13 (04:00):
So?
Speaker 10 (04:00):
Let me get this straight. Your father, the left wing
pollock meathead, Let you watch TV during dinner?
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Sure?
Speaker 10 (04:09):
Well that figures. So how old are you?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I'm this many six years old?
Speaker 11 (04:14):
Six?
Speaker 14 (04:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Six years old?
Speaker 10 (04:15):
Okay, you know when I was your age, I'd never
even seen a TV.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
You'd never seen a TV.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Your great grandpa bought our foice TV when I was
about fourteen years old. It had a screen eighteen inches
across and it was in beautiful black and white.
Speaker 9 (04:33):
Black and white.
Speaker 10 (04:35):
Oh yeah, this was way before color came along. We
had three channels. It had these big rabbit ears on
the top of it. You had to move them around
to get a good picture. No way wall and your
great grandpa had two rules. Number one, we got to
watch one hour of TV a day and b no
TV at dinner time.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
See what did you do while you ate dinner?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What do we do?
Speaker 10 (05:00):
We tour talk.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (05:03):
We went around the table, one at a time, face,
We talked about what we'd done that day, Then we
talked about what we was gonna do the next day.
Then we talked about what you call the hopes and
perspirations for the future. But there's one thing we did
not do, watch TV during dinner because we tour.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Wow, that's different.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
You better believe it was different. And you know what
what it sucked. Hand me the remote.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Let's get the ball game. We hope you've enjoyed.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Tune in again.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old left wing meathead
on the PBS fundraisers say.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Yeah we
not fuck.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Why y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Let's play Beat the Blonde for the big Old Happy
Herd prize Pot one eight hundred Big Show you told
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(06:30):
Wednesday morning. It's a big Show on the radio. Our
feature track from the Big Show bed Box Catbury at
the White House key words white House, when you hit
the bed box at the Bigshow dot com And right
now let's play Meet the Blond. Here we go, let's
meet our contestant. We got Derek out of Kingsport, Tennessee.
(06:53):
Good morning, Derek.
Speaker 7 (06:56):
John Boy, he you today?
Speaker 11 (06:58):
Man?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Wait all awesome, mad Derek, welcome in here.
Speaker 12 (07:03):
Mon might have to if you're on hands free or speakerphone,
might have to take that off.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
There are.
Speaker 9 (07:13):
Awesome?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
All right, good dad goes. We got to hear you
agree and to disagreeing with Tater. Get two bells before
to buzzers and you will win.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh god it do it in Marcia? Oh yeah, did
you go back?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
On speakerphone.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, sir, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
You all right now, now we got you?
Speaker 1 (07:36):
All right, listen right there.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
According to the US Census Bureau.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Background noise, No, it's us, it's US.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Well wait, let me let me see. Let me turn
this down and then maybe Derek can just listen in
So okay, according to the US Census Bureau, in what
month or more babies conceived in?
Speaker 14 (08:02):
Wow?
Speaker 9 (08:02):
Okay, for that way, let me think.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Let me think.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
March, March, Tata says, March, Derek. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 15 (08:15):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Tater, I love you, but I won't have to disagree.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Okay, Well that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, December, December, Yeah, I think of the cold months,
you know, Christmas spirit.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
I'm not gonna tell you because there's a lot of
September babies.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
That's part of your birthday too. You know, there's a
bell for Derek.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
I was thinking St. Patrick's Day.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
All right, all right, there we go.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
The Peanuts comic strips appeared in daily newspapers from nineteen
fifty until the year two thousand. Over those fifty years,
how many adults have appeared in it?
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Y nuts? Yes, very popular. I'm going to say none. Zero, nada.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
No adults in the fifty year run of Peanuts, is
what Tator says.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Derek agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, like I said, ill over, and I'm allad to
agree with her this.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Time and still over and agree in and there on
the wind.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
No adults ever appeared that even on the TV specials,
you know, the head the teachers going wah wah wah.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
You never saw.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Okay, good heydar, Congratulations Buncher, big old price back heading
over the king Sport for you. Well, I'm very appreciative,
and I hope you guys do will and.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
We'll see you Jackie.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Yeah, you can see her, but you love me.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Hey, oh boy.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Bottom of the hour, TABI News put us about twenty
that's away, Queen visit when missus.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Rubarb all right? He res.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Mm hmmm, good morn. It's a big show on the radios.
(10:44):
We're talking about nothing. Democratic debate had no seven in Spanish.
Got a man remind me to call our agent, so
let's do it right now. Say you was on the
desk of Red Hot.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I mean where I kind of criplated as mister pasto. No,
this is yeah John boy Miller here.
Speaker 14 (11:04):
Wow, how can this day, get anything.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Anything you'd care to talk.
Speaker 14 (11:10):
About, anything you care to hear about.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Not really there, see.
Speaker 14 (11:14):
How much time we say this work.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey coming out to Murray.
Speaker 14 (11:18):
I can definitely make that happen, because if you're talking
to him, it means you're not talking to.
Speaker 15 (11:23):
The Murray Jim boy, Bobby. I'm two, Come on, pig
it up. I'm in the middle of.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
A hot game of candy Crush.
Speaker 14 (11:35):
Thank you, and I M yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Morning, Murray just jagging in to say he wasn't new
with our career. Let me gets nothing.
Speaker 14 (11:44):
Oh contray my high cholesterol. Gimme cap wearing the fuzzball.
That high Talent's market research team has just completed some
highly detailed focus groups about your little radio pageant over there.
Want to hear some bullet points.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
You know, we're not too crazy about focus grooves. You know,
it's hard to trust a bunch of people that couldn't
say no to a guy with a clipboard at the mall.
Speaker 14 (12:06):
I totally agree, which is why our guy with the
clipboard works outside the DMV. The DMV not everybody goes
to the mall, but we all need a driver's license.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That means you told you a lot of you know,
Spanish speaking people see.
Speaker 14 (12:23):
And thanks to Google Translate, we were able to compile
their insights even though no one on the team can
actually speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
So what'd you get?
Speaker 14 (12:32):
A bumper crop of insightful comments here, babe? Like this
one alhambri del sombrero s muihablador in English. That means
the guy in the hat is quite talkative.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Is that one about me?
Speaker 14 (12:46):
Yes? It is up next s dot tn on techo
mui grande, which means this one has a very large
bosom a nope, smarty march. Then there's four k h
no hobblo di sul grand tasero or why does that
(13:07):
one talk about his large butt? Mad Max Gos said
that one's also about smarting, and finally creole k el
tero sl moss intelligente, which means I think the dog
is the smart one. So your four girlfriend is a
big head at the dmvry.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
I'm not sure any of those really news.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
You know?
Speaker 14 (13:31):
Wow, That's why I did a section where listeners shared
their specific likes and dislikes about the show, and this
part was conducted entirely in England.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, what you got?
Speaker 14 (13:42):
All right? Let's see here. Things the audience likes Marvin Webster,
Mad Max Junior, Nation racing song, Ice Turner's Letters from Losers,
losing patience with an unproductive contestant on wordy word and
going it's a what's what? And Tater's girlish little giggle.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
All right, so what about their dislikes?
Speaker 14 (14:07):
Okay, here's the stuff they're not too crazy about. Allowing
astro Nerd to talk during more than one segment, allowing
astro Nerd to talk for more than fifteen seconds in
any segment. Today you examining the world, a forty year
old church bulletin, and Red Fred's girlish little giggle. So
(14:27):
in summary, wa, Tater less Nerd and smarty Marty has
a disturbingly high recognition factor not related to his actual job.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah, well the truth. I think we already knew all that.
Speaker 14 (14:39):
Ah, yes, but now you'll have pie shots to back
you up. Yeah, we also asked some questions about pillars.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
No, he does love pie.
Speaker 14 (14:46):
Hey, look, I'll go over the full report with you later.
Have your machine call my machine and give my love
to Bobby, Joe and Jimbo. What call me.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Good morning? It's a big show.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
On the radio for your Wednesdays September the tenth and.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
Now, mister Rhubarb, thank you gim me the beat high kids.
This is your vaguely creepy old pal, mister Rubarb. And
this is mister Rubarb's Mailbag, where we answer letters from you,
the members of mister Rubarb's Learning Is Fun Club. Today's
letter is from Tad Bentley of Dauphan, Alabama. Dear mister Rubarb,
(15:45):
my dad's a really smart guy. Last week he got
two job offers for a lot of money. One of
the jobs is in Los Angeles, California, and the other
one is in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Our family will have to
move to one of those places. Mom says Dad should
take the job in California because they have great weather
(16:06):
all the time and a bunch of movie stars live there.
Mom says Wyoming is boring. Dad says California sucks. Not
only do they have earthquakes and forest fires and mud slides,
but their flat broke. Dad says he wouldn't live there
on a bet. Does California really suck? Are they really broke?
(16:30):
If so, why your path Tad?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Well?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Tad, the only famous person I could find from Wyoming
is Larry Wilcox, who was on a TV show called Chips.
He was the guy that people remember as not paunch
the other one. So your mom's got a point. Wyoming
is boring, but your dad's got a point too. Wyoming
(16:55):
has plenty of money, while California's economy is doing something
great call sucking wind. Why are they so different? Allow
me to explain, with a little help from two wild coyotes.
The governor of California is on a nature trail walking
his dog when a wild coyote comes out of the woods.
(17:18):
The governor is about to run the coyote off when
he thinks of the movie Bambi and realizes that the
coyote is only doing what comes naturally. The coyote kills
the governor's dog, then he bites the governor on the leg.
The governor runs over to a tree and climbs up
so the coyote can't get him. He pulls out his
(17:39):
cellphone and calls animal Control. Do they come and kill
the coyote? No, silly, They catch the coyote. They build
a state two hundred dollars to test it for diseases,
and five hundred dollars to relocate it to another part
of the state. They also charge two hundred dollars for
picking up the governor's dog. The governor goes to the hospital,
(18:04):
they send the state a bill for three thousand dollars
to fix the bite on his leg and test him
for coyote diseases. When he gets out of the hospital,
the governor shuts down the park for six months while
the state Department of Wildlife Affairs spends one hundred thousand
dollars to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
(18:25):
The governor spends fifty thousand dollars on a statewide coyote
awareness campaign and starts a two million dollar program to
find a cure for rabies. The governor's bodyguard gets fired
for not stopping the coyote attack. The state spends one
hundred and fifty thousand to find and train a new bodyguard,
(18:45):
and a group called PETA sues the state for five
million dollars for disturbing the ecosystem by taking the coyote
out of his natural habitat total costs to the State
of California seven point three million dollars. As I'm sure
you know that's a lot of money. Now, let's see
how things would go if the same thing happened in Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
The Governor of Wyoming is on a.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Nature trail walking his dog when a.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Wild coyote comes out of the woods. The dog starts
to bark at the coyote, which gives the governor just
enough time to pull out his personal glock nine millimeters
pistol and pump a bullet through the coyotes forehead. A
flock of buzzard swoop down and clean up the dead
coyote in about a day and a half. Total cost
(19:34):
of this coyote attack zero dollars. And that tab is
why California is broke in Wyoming, isn't I hope you'll
be very happy and shying. And that's it for mister
Rubarb's mail bag until next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying.
This is mister rubob Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
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Speaker 16 (20:08):
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the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
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Speaker 3 (20:23):
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Speaker 2 (21:05):
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Speaker 1 (22:06):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We've
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Speaker 2 (22:25):
And in minutes where right now. From the desk of
Taylor Taman News What to watch, here's our girl, Marsley
Tator Moran.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Well, Hello, hey.
Speaker 12 (22:36):
We're looking to see what everyone was watching at the
box office this past weekend, and it looks like a
lot of people went and saw The Conjuring Last Rites.
It roared into theaters this weekend with an eighty three
million dollars stateside weekend.
Speaker 14 (22:50):
May.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
She's on the commercial lit some old girl in the doorway.
Her elbow's been the wrong way.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
It's about a house. It's like it's pozzaess. Yeah, the house.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
It's got some issues coming in a distance. Second place
was Disney's filmed version of Hamilton. Hamilton is in theaters.
I can't believe it only made ten million. Oh it
was a re release, and I guess everybody already knows it.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
I don't know. I thought that'd be a huge.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Weapons came in third place. That's the one where the
kids disappear and everybody gets scared.
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Off time freak. Your Friday was in fourth place and
routing out the top five was caught stealing.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
That's what the guy that played Elvis. All right, So
what is out in theaters this weekend? I don't know, No,
I do know.
Speaker 9 (23:39):
It's just on my other piece of paper. Spinal Tap
to the End continues.
Speaker 12 (23:46):
That is in theaters this Friday, and it's a sequel
to the legendary mockumentary.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
This is this is spinal Tap. So yeah, I'm looking
forward to that one. That should be a good.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
One.
Speaker 12 (23:58):
Toy Story, the thirtieth anniversary is being released into theaters,
so on the new generation can see Toy Stoyer on
the big screen, the first Toy Story. Downton Abbey, the
Grand Finale.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
Yeah, that's in theaters, Downton Abbey. Sorry, that's that out.
The Long Walk.
Speaker 12 (24:16):
It's a horror suspense thriller. It's a Stephen King book
or novel rather, and it looks scary. The Long Walks
an intense, chilling and emotional thriller that challenges audience to
confront a haunting question, how far could you go?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
So there's a deal. They just they're walking.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
I know it was something weird with Stephen King, but
I was just trying to get my head around what's
the whole deals at the Hikers Legal Immigrants exactly.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Well, it's an annual competition known as the Long Walk,
where one hundred teen boys must maintain a walking speed
above four miles per hour. If they receive three warnings
an hour, they are shot. Wow, shot dead Shock gave
it says.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It's kind of like the Squid Games that a little while,
but believe.
Speaker 17 (25:06):
It or not, before the excluding the shooting, you apart,
that was a sport. People went to stadiums and watched
people walk until they dropped.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, yeah, so that's the Long Walk.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
You're right.
Speaker 12 (25:19):
And Code three it's a comedy. It stars Rain Wilson
and Rob Riggle and it's about a twenty four hour shift,
burned out paramedic tasked with training, is eager but inexperienced
replacement and mayhem ensued. If you are into streaming, you
can see AKA Charlie Sheen on Netflix. It's a documentary
with him talking about his seven hard fought years of sobriety,
(25:42):
winning only murders in the building.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Season five is on Hulu. Wednesday is back.
Speaker 12 (25:48):
The Little Creepy Kid, Adam's Kid Season two, Part two
is on Netflix and Pee Wee. Herman's document documentary won
a Primetime Emmy. Yeah, Emmy's the other night and they
was post posthumorous.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
He won the Emmy. So he has two.
Speaker 12 (26:06):
He has two Daytime Emmys and now he has one
price Wow.
Speaker 17 (26:11):
Did you know Cheach and Chong has a new movie out? No, yeah,
it's on streaming. It's Cheach and Chong's last movie right now.
It's only available for rental, so it's like six bucks.
But it's on Apple, TV, Fandango, Amazon, you know, all
the big ones and.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Got one more, one more.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I think you would enjoy watching.
Speaker 17 (26:33):
Do you remember the magician, the Amazing Randy Right, Yeah,
a little short guy that you know went around debunking
all the psychics and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (26:41):
His documentary is called an Honest Liar and there's a
lot of stuff in that that is really interesting.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Yeah, right, Honest Liar.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
It's pretty sorry.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
No, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
A good deal.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well there you go go to tag team. All right, Well,
let's get us a winner. Let's play worthy word. Here
we go one eight hundred Big Show We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Run in to your Wednesday morning feature track from the
Big Show. Bit Box catbur at the White House, keywords
white House, When to hit the bit box at the
Big Show dot com click out on their contest button.
You can't get through, we'll call you somebody. You'll play
we may that happen to like right now?
Speaker 18 (27:55):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
The word that the bird anywhere. Let's beat our contestants.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
A husband and a wife that's married to each other.
Tammy and Michael out of chill, Howie Virginia. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning, John Boy morning, and good morning Michael.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
All right, y'all welcome.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
How about Marcy and Michaeljombo and Tammy sweet Let's do
it all right, y'all. Uh we got three letter words
this morning on the word tablet.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Three letter words.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
All right, Michael, you relaxlesslye what me and your wife
can do in thirty seconds? All right, here we go, Tammy,
start the clock. Now, women wear these and the man
is a two pay. A woman wears a yeah, uh
(28:54):
huh a name for the fancy clothes that you dress
up guys dress up in.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
This is the three letter uh.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Yes, okay, a hot blank, get in the hot blank
and soak yeah, uh huh blank way a sandwich blank wave.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yes, uh huh. This is a day blank women go
in h five on the board.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
All right, Tammy, And now Marcy and Michael. All right, Michael,
are you ready my man?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Yes, sir, okay, and go.
Speaker 12 (29:39):
If he's a double agent, he's a what he's a blank? Yes,
you go into This is another name for a bar
in England, they're called yep.
Speaker 13 (29:48):
You.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
This is where you get your pork from. You get
it from this animal big yep? Oh you you don't.
Speaker 9 (29:56):
Have it paid off yet? You still blank money?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (30:01):
This is the female Catholic clergy George yep. You do
this with your head, yes, or you do no?
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Not?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, look it nodding. Put a six on the board
to take the lead by one, six to five. Okay, Tammy.
Let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you alrighty start the clock?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Now, clean the floor.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Get a blank in a bucket, yeah, uh huh, a
sewing blank you carry around, or a first aid blank yes.
Uh huh, you use this to unlock the door. Uh huh,
this is a slow run to exercise. Uh huh, you're sick,
(30:49):
you are filling. Yes, don't blank all the pudding another
name for a pig.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yes, it was all five on the board, and that's
a total of ten. Michael and Tatter sitting in a tree.
Four will tie? Five will win? Ready, Michael, yes, sir,
(31:23):
and go all right.
Speaker 12 (31:25):
This is a clear alcohol that it tastes like pine trees.
A blanket tonic j Yes, you do this to your.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
Egg in a pan?
Speaker 14 (31:37):
Yep?
Speaker 9 (31:39):
Can you I broke this? Can you blanket? Can you
prepare it? It's a bit Yeah.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
This is like every ten years it's called well like
the eighties was one, the nineties was one.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
It's a what Yes, that is tied up ten to ten.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
We do overtime.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
See who's gonna win the household of Tammy and Michael.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Then chill, Howie, Virginia.
Speaker 9 (32:09):
I bet this happens all the time at their house.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
AI, y'all.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What we got is a fifteen second overtime. All right,
get an extra fifteen seconds, Tammy.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
It's gonna go by quick. Let's see how many we can.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Get alright if you're ready. Okay, still on the three
letter words. Start the clock.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Now, this is a tree.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
It's also a road, a common road, blank lane, no tree,
a three letter word for a tree, no idea, I'm
swer no, yeah, so I don't know. Yeah, alright, okay
Marsy and Michael for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Ready go all right?
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Yeah it's a tree.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
It's not an oak tree. It's a blank tree tree,
not a gum tree. Nope, nope, nope, it's a blank thud.
Is his name blank elm.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
Elm I.
Speaker 9 (33:16):
Yeah, I was fifteen.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Thought he was to be like you were shot.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I was like, yeah, waiting dig Dan Tayler, the brainer.
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Beat you with a warner brother.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
No, gone, Tammy, I hold myself responsible. We're going to
give you another shot at it down the road. Baby,
Thanks for playing.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
All that's great my goal.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, you deserve that hard fault victory. There you sharing
the prize fact to be ashamed.
Speaker 13 (33:56):
No, she wouldn't like that.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
You ain't on jack your hook you up? Good morning
baby shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, baby class from Mango, Richard and Joanne stan
Let a Monks Corner, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Oh is it? Richard?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
I can tested on outbursts. First thing this morning. Uh
talking about his beautiful wife.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Beauty good deal?
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Say so, Richard says, requests any playhouse with Oral Rogers.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
All right, say see here. Let me say the Richard
eighty Joanna eighty two. He won l bird. Thank you
all right.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
I love to love birds.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I'm very popular with the singers.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Come on, we got it for you.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Richard and Joanna up next. Come on, Anna's a big
(35:11):
j on the radio. Here we go, Baby Quail for
Richard and Joanna Stanley out of Monks Corner, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode, Oral
Rogers makes a house call. As our story opens, It's
two am on an icy winter night, as a visitor
comes to the door of a small patio home in
the Brushywood Acres retirement village.
Speaker 15 (35:42):
Come on, come on up and up, I'm freezing up.
Philippians off out here, open up?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Hello, hello, back. You must be Reverend Rogers.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Yes, let me in. For goodness sakes, I'm freezing. That's
doctor Rogers in the way, sir, you.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Are doctor Claude Pepper. I'm the un called overnight physician.
I listen before you get all wound up. See, that's
what those three dots are for. I'm just extemporizing into him.
Speaker 15 (36:13):
You thought you were going to be doing some concentrating there.
There ain't got no time for no small hello.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I'm letting the guy who knows his lines in.
Speaker 15 (36:23):
There ain't no time for small talking there, Fuzzy. When
that woman called, she said she was on death door.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
Now where is she?
Speaker 3 (36:31):
She's in the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (36:32):
But doctor Rogers, hey, hold on on to just hold
that thought there, my little center friend.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 15 (36:37):
I'll be right back again, Sadie Sadi, Honey, it's doctor Rogers.
Speaker 8 (36:45):
You bet car me know him dying here? Hell no,
do docy right?
Speaker 5 (36:51):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (36:53):
Terrible?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
I feel like I could give up the ghost any
shaking now that doctor's been here for thirty minutes of
poking in me. It ain't doing a bit of good.
Speaker 15 (37:02):
Well, honey, you should have called me here first instead
of that old voodoo daddy out there.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
You know one in the parlor.
Speaker 15 (37:08):
You know what I'm talking about, right, Because woman, thou
art fixing.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
To get loose? Tell me, sister, do you believe I do?
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Do you understand that the power I'm a fixing the
lady upon you comes not from me, but from the
Lord himself. Absolutely, then buggle up, Buttercup, here come swungo,
foul spirits of me on the same infirmit here as
well as stomach turning demon of bad breath.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
You know you really could use a tic tack there
a system command. I went to have my top button, says.
Speaker 14 (37:52):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
I'm back with you now to come.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Excuse me, Doctor Rogers.
Speaker 15 (38:03):
Back off, doctor Krackenstein. We don't need your old snake
all around Harry anymore.
Speaker 7 (38:09):
Doctor.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I really need to speak with you out here for
a second.
Speaker 15 (38:12):
Sadie, you relax. Let me go talk with this unsaved
heathen for just a moment.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
How bless you, Doctor Roger?
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 15 (38:21):
Now, all right now, old bugs as old bugs Bunny
used to say.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
There, what's up, doc?
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Well, you get really wound up?
Speaker 15 (38:30):
You know, my face got really rid top, but everything
it still happens.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
It's all blown up like that guy on South Park.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
I'm just could you help me?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, oh no, no, no, you need I just thought
that you should know there's nothing wrong with missus Butterworth.
Speaker 15 (38:47):
Well, of course there, ain't you a heathen? The Lord
just used me to land divine healing.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
Right down upon her.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
No, no, no, I mean there was never anything wrong
with her.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Now hold the phone. You wait just a second, there
and there new you're fuzzy though, whatever, Just call me
White Devil. You just hold the phone. She said, she
is that right at death's door.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
But according to my examination, she's perfectly fine. Frankly, doctor Rogers,
I believe missus Butterworth is a hyperconrac In other words,
her problems are all in her mind.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Even that dragon breath of hers.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Well, no, that one's in her mind.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Now are you telling me that woman wasn't never dying?
Speaker 3 (39:30):
No, physically speaking, she's fine.
Speaker 5 (39:32):
Could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Of course, White Devil's got nothing to do, Sadie.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
It's doctor Rogers again, sweetheart.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
Where are you?
Speaker 5 (39:42):
I'm not here?
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Hello, doctor Rogers, O your sister.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
I'm gonna need to lay my hand upon your head.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Just one more time. You are what for sh I'm
getting kind of a word of knowledge here? Hmmm, Oh
my goodness, sweetheart. Do you have a wheel?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
A wheel? Well?
Speaker 8 (40:05):
Yes, mister Green keeps in the shaved down.
Speaker 9 (40:08):
It is Laurie in office.
Speaker 15 (40:09):
All right, I'm gonna call mister Green and get him
to bring it over here right away.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Now, let me ask you another question, sister, Do you
have any money? And if you do, where do you
keep it at?
Speaker 8 (40:19):
I keep it to the Brushywood National Bank downtangle.
Speaker 15 (40:22):
All right, then I'm gonna have to call mister Cato
in from the bank and have him come over.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
Also, you are dr rogers.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
Do you mean I really am gonna die?
Speaker 15 (40:33):
No, sister, they ain't a blessed thing wrong with you.
I just don't want to be me. And Doctor Pepper
has the only two fools dragged out of bed for
nothing on.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
A night like this. I told you I really think
I could do that last line better.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
We'd hope you've enjoyed, John Boy spirits of punchline disaster.
Speaker 12 (41:00):
Come on.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
The one.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Killed it again.
Speaker 7 (41:05):
Next time we'll hear crusty old mister Cato from.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
The bank say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Not as easy as it looks.
Speaker 3 (41:14):
There as it burnt back.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Good morning, and it's.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
A big show on the radio. The feature track from
the Big Box. You get this keywords white House hit
the Big show dot com.
Speaker 18 (41:54):
He go knock knock, mister President George.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
He must have stepped out.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Are you sure this is whyse? Huh?
Speaker 7 (42:04):
You kid?
Speaker 18 (42:05):
Did you see the way those executive branchers are falling
all over me? I told you if you're stuck with me,
I'd take it to the oval office.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Yes, but you didn't include the part about breaking and enterings.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Huh would I be doing it if it wasn't all right? Cadbury?
Speaker 18 (42:18):
The President himself said, this is the people's house, and
I'm people, ain't I.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
I'll have to get back to you on that one.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
Say no, I'm sure he'll be back. Grab a seat.
I sat here at the desk. Wow, huh, he will right.
This is it, Cadbury.
Speaker 18 (42:34):
This is where the president conducts the business of the country.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Our president, the man I helped to elect, the man
whose job it is to wipe.
Speaker 18 (42:42):
This country's conscience clear the blemishes of the previous administration.
The man who bears the burden of monumental decisions on
his mighty shoulders day after day. A man who has
changed his life forever so that our lives can remain
the same.
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Oh wow, I've never heard such a touching homage I'm
nearly moved to tears. You like it.
Speaker 18 (43:06):
I wrote it after we elected a new president for
the Three Stooges fan Club, as.
Speaker 16 (43:11):
That makes it even more poignant. Un do not spin
in the president's chair thirteen feet of yours. I'm liable
to knock something over like that limp.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's the ones.
Speaker 18 (43:28):
Huh, Catbury, look ow, thanks for the morning. Don't follow
that way, Catbury, you'll hit the desk in that big globe.
Look out for the coffee table.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Oh no, here comes a flag. Holy cow, I can't
take you anywhere out into this mess. If you screw
this up for me, I'll kill you.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Do a good stought.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So ahead, and I've knocked some teeth loose.
Speaker 18 (44:07):
I'll see what's in the bathroom, and we gotta get
you bandaged up and get out of here.
Speaker 16 (44:11):
Let's see broken ribs, black eye, sprained ankle. Oh I
love these road trips. Please please lead, gentle sigh. Okay, okay,
let's see. Now, wrap this bandage around your head, and
here I show these cotton balls in a little alcohol.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now put them in your mouth. It'll help stop the bleeding.
Speaker 11 (44:33):
Open up.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
It doesn't taste like alcohol. It's Jim Bemos in Cheney's desk.
Take the rest of him.
Speaker 14 (44:41):
Here.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Let me help you up.
Speaker 18 (44:44):
Great, you're ripped out of the seat of your pants.
Wrap the presidential flight around your waist. Stay here, I'm
gonna see if I can find Billy and ready. I
can't carry you by myself.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Please, Well, well, if it ain't the Turbinator's time, we
got us alive. One here, guys, get their hands up, Hobby, sorry, pal,
no hobbla o Sama here.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I thought you just sneaking here and trash the Oval office.
Speaker 11 (45:29):
Huh what he's doing with that flight?
Speaker 7 (45:31):
You know, boys, it's a shame he's resisting arrest.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
All right, cad Verry, let's go. What the excuse me, sir?
Are you with the Sultan here?
Speaker 14 (45:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I was just wondering if you guys needed any help. Thanks, citizen.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
We can handle it now. Where were we?
Speaker 11 (45:52):
Oh? Yeah, I thought it was a terror? Yeah.
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