October 15, 2025 • 40 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we have a major announcement regarding the future of the Big Show.. - Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report..Carl Childers Goes to the Renaissance Festival.. - We unearth a recording of Lindsay Buckingham performing live in our studio.. - A bonus Top 10 List reveals the worst Halloween costumes.. - and a new drug is out that you may want to ask your Doctor about…
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That more than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
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Hey, hey listener, my name is man only.
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I ain't a motivational speaker.
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I am thirty five years old.
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I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
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When I wake up.
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In a ven man the river, go on.
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And laugh and leave the radio work. Good morning. There's
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a big yawn the radio. We got a Halloween section
or the Big Bucks at the Big Show dot com.
This morning the decorade got this call from the mad One.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
John Boyd Miller, Yo.
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Mad Max Max?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
How you doing? How you think if you wake up
a little grumpy this morning?
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Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I let her sleep in?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
What makes me mad? Right at this very moment? Of course,
we do Halloween?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This idiot living next door to me has got his
house decorated for Halloween. Oh got little plastic pumpkin candles
in all the windows of his house. Excuse me, it
ain't Christmas, it's Halloween. Powder down the Street's got a
fifteen foot scrub oak in his front yard, got eighty
little plastic jack o landers hanging off of it. When's
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the last time you.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Ever seen a damn jacko ad our tree.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This this is the same people and make him egg
trees in their front yard at Easter.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But who started that?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's you, the people trees who kind of go along
with Christmas.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Is kind of a mule tide phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Here.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They got some and they get them big old blow
up easter bunnies and hang them from limbs down in
the front I'm a littlenificent Uncle Max. Why is that
fella hanging the Easter bunny in his front yard? Is
his son? Because he's an idiot. My big old budd, Hey,
it's Halloween. When you get off HEAs Halley's pumpkin trees.
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I can't wait till February second. They'll probably be hanging
a ground hog out there on my big old budd.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I say, now, that tree decorated.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
With things hanging off of it, let's just.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Leave that to Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I never thought i'd see anybody red neck up Halloween.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
But it's happened, I said some Texico station the other day.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I saw a flyer in the window talking about Halloween
is too commercial. We need to get back to the
true spirit of the season. Excuse me, it's Halloween, a
true spirit of this season. Some wild druid feller cutting
open a fifteen year old virgin and eating her splee.
That sounded like a great party down at the VFW
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Hall my buds Sunday night. Come on down for a
Halloween record hopping demon raising the big singing the rock
song backwards karaoke contast hold makes me some mad? These
have I seen people that took Christ out of Christmas home,
but don't take the great Pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Out of Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Let's go hang some stuff from the trees, bunch of
rednecks people?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Are you just stupid?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Do I have to do all you're thinking for you?
Get the punkin out of the trees. Quit hanging the
easter bunny. Shut up about Halloween being too commercially Quit
rearing in my life, John Boyn Bill, Yeah, Happy Halloween, y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Right back So man, man, I never thought i'd hear that,
what Mad Max wishing us a happy halloeid.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
Know him calling somebody else a bunch of rednecks.
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Good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up. We
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had an anniversary, very very big. I woke up this
morning going by bound By on back bound by By
on back boun You can tell by the way you're
looking at me, tatter is why was you doing that?
That was Lindsey Buckingham singing live in the Big Show
studio a few years ago. Yes, yeah, so it was
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uh when our studios uptown Charlotte. So this was over
twenty four two. Yeah, over over twenty years. When Lindsey
Buckingham had UH came in the studio, was supposed to
do a couple of songs. He wound up staying for
a few hours. As record Rip said, he didn't want
to leave me. He was having some fun. So you're
a cool cower two can't have it. I'm fun to
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be with. So Lindsey Buckingham live in the Big Show
of studio.
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In mL term go over if you know the words,
I'm no, there's nothing say the one.
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Half after or we're gonna hold out.
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One thing thinking.
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hold I've been tossed around and up ho what.
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You just let me go down to do Master?
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I am well.
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Someone going to be with somebody.
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Times go back, when Times go over, up wante you
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I say, just second in.
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I've got second in.
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Oh no, Lucy hasn't got second in?
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Has your second.
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Wall?
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The second handles.
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All right now one more time with feeling we're energy
out of you the second hand news as you're going
to live want a big Show October nineteenth, two thousand
and four. Think of a book about that. All right,
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You told free line. We'll get a contestant. Play next.
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Bye bye by this all.
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Oh no, make god one already when I featured track
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tie to play Pete the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
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We got Rodney out of rout Ledge, Tennessee. Good morning, ride.
Speaker 10 (09:02):
Lorne.
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Anybody welcome? All right, we'll ask date of some questions.
You agree or disagree? You're two right, four two wrong?
You get the one hundred twenty dollars package of bull snunt.
Speaker 9 (09:13):
All right?
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Found?
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Good?
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Right?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Then data. If you want to call a beverage a
fruit drink, what percentage of fruit juice does the federal
government require you.
Speaker 14 (09:27):
To have in it?
Speaker 15 (09:28):
Did you say fruit drink? Fruit drink fruit juice?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
So I'm gonna give you choices?
Speaker 14 (09:33):
Good?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
All right? The federal government requires you to have any
kind of fruit one percent, ten percent, or twenty five percent.
Speaker 14 (09:43):
Well being at the governments and everything. I think they
said one percent makes it a fruit drink.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
One percent data, says Rodney. Do you agree or disagree?
I disagree, And that was saying to do you as
ten percent? Ten percent the real fruits in there? All right?
Right at one mobile you got the prize pack. Take
take what was Dorothy's last name and the Wizard.
Speaker 11 (10:10):
Of Oz.
Speaker 15 (10:12):
Dorothy from Kansas, Dorothy from I don't think it ever
gave Dorothy.
Speaker 14 (10:22):
I want to say that.
Speaker 15 (10:23):
I heard her say it, and she said Dorothy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Dorothy Morgan roded me. She is reacting. I don't think
he agrees with Morgan.
Speaker 13 (10:35):
No, that is that is that.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I totally disagree, totally totally. He disagrees smart all right,
But she did have one. She did have one, Gail
Dorothy Gale. There was like a gale wind get it.
Tornado was a gale warning. There was the house following that, which.
Speaker 15 (11:12):
Truly really did.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
We has some fun that were wild. Yeah, a lot
of drunken parties. Hey we're Ridney. Good work, buddy, you
heard you were one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
Bull's nod headed over to Rutlers to you right.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Found wonderful. I appreciate guess.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
All right, before we hit the news in case you
missed it earlier this morning, we did make the announcement.
Some of you intent Big Show listeners kind of figured
out you guys gonna be wrapping it up at the
end of the year. Called it a broadcast career. Yeah,
it looks like it in the form that we are
right now, the Big Show. We will be retiring at
the end of the year. And I want to thank
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all the stations that are still carrying us. And and
I want to speaking to the clients of the station.
You get your people, We're gonna we're gonna take care
of you. All right, it's gonna happen. And I want
you to follow us as a John Boy and Billy
Facebook page. So that's a good way to keep up
with us. Go ahead and start now, because you know
we're gonna do something. You know, I'm gonna you know,
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like Rayford used to say, you know, hi, buy retire.
I want to spend more time with the family. Well
I'm returning. I want to spend more time with other
people's family, some trips and you know who would be
good Jackie's family, absolutely.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Major.
Speaker 14 (12:34):
Thank you to all of your listeners. There's kids that
have been listening since junior high school and adults that
have had their kids and grandkids listen and could not
have done it all these years without the listeners.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, you know that's it, man, And that's when we
started saying we're doing it to family friendly. It's like
Randy put it real good when we start. It's like
telling a dirty joke with your mama in the car. Okay,
that's right. So so anyway, yeah, we will be wrapping
it up on the radio, but still keep in touch
with us. Just check out the John won't go to
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Facebook page periodically. But man, it's only October fifteenth. We
got all the way.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Through Christmas to celebrate, all right, Romst Borrow, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
It will make showing the radio. Yeah, we're talking about
lolly pipe hens and little people on the Wednesdard. Why
we got some special guys and moving around the studio guys,
you ever, just take it easy. I remember when they
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did get that blood light commercial back in the day,
Remember that just taking a bud? Oh oh right, So
I know we got to check it out for later,
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all right, Yeah, let me know, we got we gotta
move on. We got a lot of stuff to do here.
Make show rolls on good morning, I make Joll's on
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a radio. I don't know something of you might want
to pull over. I never heard this. So many dagon
tem ohel like three pairs of underwear because of list
because so uh, let's find out why.
Speaker 14 (15:37):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey's cousin.
Speaker 14 (15:45):
Mary Dear Diary, this is Mary Beucy cousin Gary weren't
able to make the entry this week. He's taking a
little break courtesy of the state, not the Charlie Sheen's
Sweet at the Charlie Napier Directional Facility. I don't know
all the details, but it seems like I heard he
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got into a pissing contest with wee man from Jacks.
They should have called him wee wee man. Do you
get it, Diary, I mean a literal pissing contest. They
had little Filler hit the road as soon as he
seed the blue lights. But cousin Gary, well, he's too
pro to stop midstream.
Speaker 15 (16:28):
Put a talk on the t pee type two pepe.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
My drawers are wet.
Speaker 12 (16:31):
I feeling the sea feat swimming up streams of luck
on oter. I guess cousin Gary's making water splitch splinched host.
Speaker 15 (16:36):
Take you the bleak just until the poo showed up.
Heads rop don't boot.
Speaker 14 (16:52):
So diary, I'm in charge of cossa debuty for a spell.
Came all the way out from Tosa, Oklahoma. Yeah, ain't
never been to before. I wanted my fat brother Moosey
Abusey to tag along, but he's in a pie eating contest,
so I'm on my own here. Los Angeles is a
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different sortie place, now, Calm. You have to look pretty
hard to find a weirdo. I mean, we got plenty
of rednecks, Jehovah witnesses and doorder or tumbleware salesman, but.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Not many weirdos.
Speaker 14 (17:28):
I tell you out here, you can't fart without crop
dust and some ding dong with green hair, a ballerina
dress and a daddy's girl two shirt or fake boobs
and face pierced to the Bejesus belt.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
And the women are even.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Worse than Rene.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I mean, what in the world is that a girl?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Either dad or a rabbit's quarrel?
Speaker 15 (17:46):
Things a lot, but no damn thankye. I think I'll
pass on this ganggay hang gay.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Diary, trying to get a bike to eat out here,
no frosty creams, no golden corrals, and the dennis alsomew
like ransid.
Speaker 15 (18:08):
Julapenos and expired pasels.
Speaker 14 (18:12):
I mean, the Indians own all the Mexican restaurants, and
the Greeks own the Indian restaurants, and the Mexicans own
the Chinese joints, and the Vietnamese on the donut shops.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
By I got gagamigaba gam.
Speaker 14 (18:24):
I just gave up on all that, decided to look
for a good wainer back home. We got der winterer Snitzels,
Weiener world Chef's Wally's wiener Wigwam and of course the
famous handsome whistling waners.
Speaker 15 (18:37):
Eat one of those and they gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Oh
gorgeous out here. They told me they call them glizzlies. Glizzies.
I mean that sounded to me like it was being
set up for a joke or something.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Just my luck.
Speaker 14 (18:54):
I asked some bird where I can get a Glizzie,
And the next thing you know, I'm in a bathtub
lit of ice in the Motel five and missing a kidney.
Speaker 15 (19:00):
Oh, not interested now.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
So I was driving my rental car around the city
looking for a wonderful wiener. As I do, Hey, we're
get a girl from out of town. Find a tasty wiener.
I finally asked that guy who's standing on the corner,
and before the cops toted him off, he gave me.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
His phone number.
Speaker 14 (19:20):
Oh, I hope he gets out for I hope he
gets out for I gotta leave because I still ain't
got that waner.
Speaker 15 (19:25):
No, sir Waier, listen.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
Old La, what awaitness about their day? Eight hours later
and no tubes steak? Somebody get a girl a break, y'all?
Y'all wait, okay, I'll take up a redle.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
What I heard from cousin Gary that celebrities was everywhere.
The only place I saw any was out in front
of that big old Chinese theater. I'll be damned to
find out why more people wasn't there. I mean, I
met Batman, Superman, Captain Jack Sparrow, hell, even Spongeby was there,
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taller than I thought he'd be, and he was a
smoke or too. I tried to shake Superman's hand, but
he wouldn't put down that bottle of Thunderbird I think
krypt tonight ain't his only weakness.
Speaker 15 (20:12):
I even met pac Man.
Speaker 14 (20:15):
I might be from Tulsa, but I'm no dummy. They
weren't the real pac Man. No, it weren't, at least
I don't think so. I mean them video game guys
ain't real, are they?
Speaker 15 (20:25):
Huh? Teenage mutant Ninja.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
Turtles, Madonna and a jowk of a girdle, A five
foot two Freakin's tiny egg got two fresh and grabbed Behindeununky's.
Speaker 15 (20:33):
Monkey Turtle's the junkie in my trunky.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm not that kind of girl.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Not to Dirk.
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Well diary, I got a ski dad all them.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
Some guy named Crazy Frankie's coming over says that the
scher is talking smack about me.
Speaker 15 (20:55):
Let's see if she believes in life after a blipper as.
Speaker 14 (21:01):
Until next times and Mary.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sell o. Let somebody better damn.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
It than me, tell you than me all right time
by to be the big show that still picking me
up at you?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's you, Marcel?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boying trying to cure beds of her
terminal blondness. I'm listening to my tooth papered the straight
White Southern Points, John Boyant Billie on The Big Show.
Oh Marcel, just stop.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
No, I won't tell Randy you said hello, good morning.
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It's a Big Show on the radio for your Wednesday,
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box ahead right now is head toward Halloween. Top ten bidlet.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
From the Spirit Halloween Store over where Kmart used to be.
Here's Today's Big Show. Top ten list. Top ten worst
Halloween cush ideas of the year. Number ten Mexican Guy
with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Number nine Pine Needle.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Guy with a truckload of Mexicans.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Number eight ozempic face Barbie, I didn't know what that
looks like. Number seven Slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid
Rock with a bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light.
Number five Gary Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with
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a two year old box of Thin Mints Number four,
Drunken eight year old with a Mike's Hard Lemonade stamp,
number three, SpongeBob Dylan he lives in a pineapple Number two,
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Doctor Oz Medicine Woman, and the worst costume idea of
the year, Afro Nerd.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I like set of those. Good Morning, got the Big
Show on the radio? Coming up? We play Wordy Word
Winter is a Blue Emu prize package. We got the
Blue Emu. We got the PbCO tc Itchery leaf cream.
You can get yours in store and online at Walmart, Amazon,
and other fine retailers. Click on the link when you
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hit the Big Show dot com. Hang on playboard in minutes.
We're right now off the desk of Taylor Tayman.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
News is what to watch.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Here's that girl, Marcy Taytor boy boy, thank you, You're
welcome by it.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the box office
this weekend.
Speaker 14 (24:46):
They weren't watching Taylor Swift because that only was there
for one weekends. Your lows, She's not that greedy, Okay.
Tron Aries powered to the top of the box office
and it's debut.
Speaker 15 (25:00):
You it came in first place.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Can you find that little bit rando Tron Tron boy.
I remember when the first Tron movie came out. I
think it was in the eighties. Yeah, Tron boy, Tron boy,
A little note of Tron.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
Had known about that.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Yes, Second place went to roof Man, the guy who
would break in through the roofs and stuffing Tatum.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
He was in our home city and that Toys r
Us over on Independence Bullard.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (25:34):
Heard they set up the whole I mean, they set
up a whole building to replicated Toys r Us for
this movie.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Yeah. Now, the reason they call him roof Man is
because that's how he would rob mostly McDonald's stores. He'd
come in through the roof, lock the staff up in
the freezer, and he was kind of nice about it.
You know, if they didn't have a coat, he'd give
him there his.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And that's sort of thing. But yeah, so they graduated
at bigger stores just.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Six months.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Place.
Speaker 15 (26:09):
You're gonna let rubin here. I got Chanting Tatum's.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
In that one name yeah zero. Yeah, he's a lot
now we all are. Maybe would let you interview him again?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Maybe it would.
Speaker 15 (26:23):
I think he's always holding out for third place.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Went to one battle after another. That's the Leo DiCaprio movie.
Mixed reviews, but it came in third place. Gabby's Dollhouse
fourth place about a girl in her doll house, and
Soul on Fire came up at number five.
Speaker 15 (26:42):
Soul on Fire, Yeah, Soul on Fire?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
All right?
Speaker 14 (26:46):
What's coming out this weekend? Black Phone two It's a
supernatural horror horror film. It's a sequel to the twenty
twenty one film film The Black Phone, and that was
about a boy being abducted and locked in a basement
and he starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from
the killer's previous victims.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
So this is two.
Speaker 14 (27:08):
We're now that dude's seventeen and his sister begins receiving
calls in her dreams from a black phone, uh huh
and seeing disturbing visions.
Speaker 15 (27:17):
So you want to get spooped, this is the movie
for you.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I find that hard to believe. It's like Salt the
guy outside the Phone booth, that.
Speaker 15 (27:32):
Lady comes over.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Good Fortune is a supernatural comedy written and directed by
A Ziz I'm sorry, the comedian an actor. Seth Rogan's
in it, Keiki Palmer, Sandra Oh and Keanu Reeves. And
it's about a well meaning but rather inept angel named
Gabriel who meddles in the lives of a struggling worker
and a wealthy venture capitalist. And yes, Keano is Gabriel.
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So and if I had legs, I'd kick you is
a psychological comedy drama with this chick's life crashing down
around her. Linda Tempson navigate her child's mysterious illness and
her absent husband and blah blah mayhem ensues, Roseburn, Conan
O'Brien and asap.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Rocky psychological comedy.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Psychological Yeah, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I don't know. I got you.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Alright, baby.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
We'll think a man much and that bye bye. Well,
let us get us a winner.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
He was talking to me.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Come on down, play worthy word. We read it one
eight hundred big show you told free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio Wednesday morning. I'll cover
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Box told you about doctor the Girl. What said you
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When you're at the Big Show dot com and Game
is News, Mike call you.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I had everybody's head. I bout the bed.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, birdwhere left's meet their contestants. We got James from
Mount Carmel, Illinois.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Good morning, James, Good morning, welcome money. And we got Bill.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Bill's out a period Tennessee. Good morning, Bill, good morning.
Speaker 14 (29:43):
You are all right.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
So we got Tater and Bill on the team, John
Boy and James on the other side of the knowing Tennessee.
So see what we can do boys, Bill, Oh whole
perie of words, another fancy frenchman for random words. Random words?
Speaker 14 (30:03):
All right, and also if anyone's on speakerphone or hands free.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, might want to get off the handicaps you a
little bit on that deal. All right, well, Bill and
Taylor relaxing, James, let's say what me and you can
do for round one?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, all right, here we go. Okay, start the clock now,
I grow corn. That is my what.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
Question?
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No is like?
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Corner is one? Soybeans?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
One?
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Is what a farmer has say? That's yes, uh huh, Okay,
there's the church up on top. You see the pointy thing. Yes,
uh huh, okay the six o'clock blank on TV. We
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the one. Yes, all right, good word, James. When I
got out away, put a four on the board. Okay,
here we go Tater and Bill for round one? Are
you ready? Bill?
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Yes?
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And go?
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How do you blank?
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Guilty or not guilty?
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Please?
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You need to blank the paper in half blank? Nope,
you do it with your fingers. Yes, Hey, I need
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street address?
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Uh huh uh uh?
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You when when you let go of something it blanks
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a cough blank drop? Yep, this is what an elephant's
tusks are made out of. Ivory.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh got ivy at the buzzer to take the lead.
Five to four? Alrighty all him, James. Let's see what
we can do for round two. Are you ready? Yes?
All right? Start the clock.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You have one of these a smart blank? What does
it call me on the watch? No? You're talking on it? Yeah?
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What what?
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What kind of phone in front? Just like the syllable,
the syllable in front of phone. Call me on the
water phone phone. No, no, no, a landline. It's just
a regular what yeah? Is a regular? What a man?
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We did not get telephone telephone and that Bill wins
five to four? Right, all right, all right, James will
give you another shot down the line.
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Man.
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That was tough, that syllable. Hanging those up? All right, buddy, Bill,
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This morning the decorade got this call from the mad One.
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John Boyd Miller, Yo.
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Mad Max Max?
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How you doing? How you think if you wake up
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Oh?
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I let her sleep in?
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What makes me mad? Right at this very moment? Of course,
we do Halloween?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Halloween.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
This idiot living next door to me has got his
house decorated for Halloween. Oh got little plastic pumpkin candles
in all the windows of his house. Excuse me, it
ain't Christmas, it's Halloween. Powder down the Street's got a
fifteen foot scrub oak in his front yard, got eighty
little plastic jack o landers hanging off of it. When's
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the last time you.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Ever seen a damn jacko ad our tree.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
This this is the same people and make him egg
trees in their front yard at Easter.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But who started that?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's you, the people trees who kind of go along
with Christmas.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Is kind of a mule tide phenomenon.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Here.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
They got some and they get them big old blow
up easter bunnies and hang them from limbs down in
the front I'm a littlenificent Uncle Max. Why is that
fella hanging the Easter bunny in his front yard? Is
his son? Because he's an idiot. My big old budd, Hey,
it's Halloween. When you get off HEAs Halley's pumpkin trees.
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I can't wait till February second. They'll probably be hanging
a ground hog out there on my big old budd.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I say, now, that tree decorated.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
With things hanging off of it, let's just.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Leave that to Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I never thought i'd see anybody red neck up Halloween.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
But it's happened, I said some Texico station the other day.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I saw a flyer in the window talking about Halloween
is too commercial. We need to get back to the
true spirit of the season. Excuse me, it's Halloween, a
true spirit of this season. Some wild druid feller cutting
open a fifteen year old virgin and eating her splee.
That sounded like a great party down at the VFW
(03:21):
Hall my buds Sunday night. Come on down for a
Halloween record hopping demon raising the big singing the rock
song backwards karaoke contast hold makes me some mad? These
have I seen people that took Christ out of Christmas home,
but don't take the great Pumpkin.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Out of Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Let's go hang some stuff from the trees, bunch of
rednecks people?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Are you just stupid?
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Do I have to do all you're thinking for you?
Get the punkin out of the trees. Quit hanging the
easter bunny. Shut up about Halloween being too commercially Quit
rearing in my life, John Boyn Bill, Yeah, Happy Halloween, y'all.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Right back So man, man, I never thought i'd hear that,
what Mad Max wishing us a happy halloeid.
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Know him calling somebody else a bunch of rednecks.
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That was Lindsey Buckingham singing live in the Big Show
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uh when our studios uptown Charlotte. So this was over
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do a couple of songs. He wound up staying for
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The second handles.
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All right now one more time with feeling we're energy
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We got Rodney out of rout Ledge, Tennessee. Good morning, ride.
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Lorne.
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Anybody welcome? All right, we'll ask date of some questions.
You agree or disagree? You're two right, four two wrong?
You get the one hundred twenty dollars package of bull snunt.
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All right?
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Found?
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Good?
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Right?
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Then data. If you want to call a beverage a
fruit drink, what percentage of fruit juice does the federal
government require you.
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To have in it?
Speaker 15 (09:28):
Did you say fruit drink? Fruit drink fruit juice?
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So I'm gonna give you choices?
Speaker 14 (09:33):
Good?
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All right? The federal government requires you to have any
kind of fruit one percent, ten percent, or twenty five percent.
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Well being at the governments and everything. I think they
said one percent makes it a fruit drink.
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One percent data, says Rodney. Do you agree or disagree?
I disagree, And that was saying to do you as
ten percent? Ten percent the real fruits in there? All right?
Right at one mobile you got the prize pack. Take
take what was Dorothy's last name and the Wizard.
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Of Oz.
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Dorothy from Kansas, Dorothy from I don't think it ever
gave Dorothy.
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I want to say that.
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I heard her say it, and she said Dorothy Morgan.
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Dorothy Morgan roded me. She is reacting. I don't think
he agrees with Morgan.
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No, that is that is that.
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I totally disagree, totally totally. He disagrees smart all right,
But she did have one. She did have one, Gail
Dorothy Gale. There was like a gale wind get it.
Tornado was a gale warning. There was the house following that, which.
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Truly really did.
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We has some fun that were wild. Yeah, a lot
of drunken parties. Hey we're Ridney. Good work, buddy, you
heard you were one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
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Speaker 10 (11:29):
Found wonderful. I appreciate guess.
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All right, before we hit the news in case you
missed it earlier this morning, we did make the announcement.
Some of you intent Big Show listeners kind of figured
out you guys gonna be wrapping it up at the
end of the year. Called it a broadcast career. Yeah,
it looks like it in the form that we are
right now, the Big Show. We will be retiring at
the end of the year. And I want to thank
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all the stations that are still carrying us. And and
I want to speaking to the clients of the station.
You get your people, We're gonna we're gonna take care
of you. All right, it's gonna happen. And I want
you to follow us as a John Boy and Billy
Facebook page. So that's a good way to keep up
with us. Go ahead and start now, because you know
we're gonna do something. You know, I'm gonna you know,
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like Rayford used to say, you know, hi, buy retire.
I want to spend more time with the family. Well
I'm returning. I want to spend more time with other
people's family, some trips and you know who would be
good Jackie's family, absolutely.
Speaker 15 (12:34):
Major.
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Thank you to all of your listeners. There's kids that
have been listening since junior high school and adults that
have had their kids and grandkids listen and could not
have done it all these years without the listeners.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Well, you know that's it, man, And that's when we
started saying we're doing it to family friendly. It's like
Randy put it real good when we start. It's like
telling a dirty joke with your mama in the car. Okay,
that's right. So so anyway, yeah, we will be wrapping
it up on the radio, but still keep in touch
with us. Just check out the John won't go to
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Facebook page periodically. But man, it's only October fifteenth. We
got all the way.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Through Christmas to celebrate, all right, Romst Borrow, good morning.
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It will make showing the radio. Yeah, we're talking about
lolly pipe hens and little people on the Wednesdard. Why
we got some special guys and moving around the studio guys,
you ever, just take it easy. I remember when they
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did get that blood light commercial back in the day,
Remember that just taking a bud? Oh oh right, So
I know we got to check it out for later,
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all right, Yeah, let me know, we got we gotta
move on. We got a lot of stuff to do here.
Make show rolls on good morning, I make Joll's on
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a radio. I don't know something of you might want
to pull over. I never heard this. So many dagon
tem ohel like three pairs of underwear because of list
because so uh, let's find out why.
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Here we go.
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And now an entry into the diary of Gary Busey's cousin.
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Mary Dear Diary, this is Mary Beucy cousin Gary weren't
able to make the entry this week. He's taking a
little break courtesy of the state, not the Charlie Sheen's
Sweet at the Charlie Napier Directional Facility. I don't know
all the details, but it seems like I heard he
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got into a pissing contest with wee man from Jacks.
They should have called him wee wee man. Do you
get it, Diary, I mean a literal pissing contest. They
had little Filler hit the road as soon as he
seed the blue lights. But cousin Gary, well, he's too
pro to stop midstream.
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Put a talk on the t pee type two pepe.
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My drawers are wet.
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I feeling the sea feat swimming up streams of luck
on oter. I guess cousin Gary's making water splitch splinched host.
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Take you the bleak just until the poo showed up.
Heads rop don't boot.
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So diary, I'm in charge of cossa debuty for a spell.
Came all the way out from Tosa, Oklahoma. Yeah, ain't
never been to before. I wanted my fat brother Moosey
Abusey to tag along, but he's in a pie eating contest,
so I'm on my own here. Los Angeles is a
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different sortie place, now, Calm. You have to look pretty
hard to find a weirdo. I mean, we got plenty
of rednecks, Jehovah witnesses and doorder or tumbleware salesman, but.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Not many weirdos.
Speaker 14 (17:28):
I tell you out here, you can't fart without crop
dust and some ding dong with green hair, a ballerina
dress and a daddy's girl two shirt or fake boobs
and face pierced to the Bejesus belt.
Speaker 15 (17:39):
And the women are even.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Worse than Rene.
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I mean, what in the world is that a girl?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Either dad or a rabbit's quarrel?
Speaker 15 (17:46):
Things a lot, but no damn thankye. I think I'll
pass on this ganggay hang gay.
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Diary, trying to get a bike to eat out here,
no frosty creams, no golden corrals, and the dennis alsomew
like ransid.
Speaker 15 (18:08):
Julapenos and expired pasels.
Speaker 14 (18:12):
I mean, the Indians own all the Mexican restaurants, and
the Greeks own the Indian restaurants, and the Mexicans own
the Chinese joints, and the Vietnamese on the donut shops.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
By I got gagamigaba gam.
Speaker 14 (18:24):
I just gave up on all that, decided to look
for a good wainer back home. We got der winterer Snitzels,
Weiener world Chef's Wally's wiener Wigwam and of course the
famous handsome whistling waners.
Speaker 15 (18:37):
Eat one of those and they gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Oh
gorgeous out here. They told me they call them glizzlies. Glizzies.
I mean that sounded to me like it was being
set up for a joke or something.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Just my luck.
Speaker 14 (18:54):
I asked some bird where I can get a Glizzie,
And the next thing you know, I'm in a bathtub
lit of ice in the Motel five and missing a kidney.
Speaker 15 (19:00):
Oh, not interested now.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
So I was driving my rental car around the city
looking for a wonderful wiener. As I do, Hey, we're
get a girl from out of town. Find a tasty wiener.
I finally asked that guy who's standing on the corner,
and before the cops toted him off, he gave me.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
His phone number.
Speaker 14 (19:20):
Oh, I hope he gets out for I hope he
gets out for I gotta leave because I still ain't
got that waner.
Speaker 15 (19:25):
No, sir Waier, listen.
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Old La, what awaitness about their day? Eight hours later
and no tubes steak? Somebody get a girl a break, y'all?
Y'all wait, okay, I'll take up a redle.
Speaker 14 (19:38):
What I heard from cousin Gary that celebrities was everywhere.
The only place I saw any was out in front
of that big old Chinese theater. I'll be damned to
find out why more people wasn't there. I mean, I
met Batman, Superman, Captain Jack Sparrow, hell, even Spongeby was there,
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taller than I thought he'd be, and he was a
smoke or too. I tried to shake Superman's hand, but
he wouldn't put down that bottle of Thunderbird I think
krypt tonight ain't his only weakness.
Speaker 15 (20:12):
I even met pac Man.
Speaker 14 (20:15):
I might be from Tulsa, but I'm no dummy. They
weren't the real pac Man. No, it weren't, at least
I don't think so. I mean them video game guys
ain't real, are they?
Speaker 15 (20:25):
Huh? Teenage mutant Ninja.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
Turtles, Madonna and a jowk of a girdle, A five
foot two Freakin's tiny egg got two fresh and grabbed Behindeununky's.
Speaker 15 (20:33):
Monkey Turtle's the junkie in my trunky.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I'm not that kind of girl.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Not to Dirk.
Speaker 15 (20:45):
Well diary, I got a ski dad all them.
Speaker 14 (20:49):
Some guy named Crazy Frankie's coming over says that the
scher is talking smack about me.
Speaker 15 (20:55):
Let's see if she believes in life after a blipper as.
Speaker 14 (21:01):
Until next times and Mary.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sell o. Let somebody better damn.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
It than me, tell you than me all right time
by to be the big show that still picking me
up at you?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
It's you, Marcel?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boying trying to cure beds of her
terminal blondness. I'm listening to my tooth papered the straight
White Southern Points, John Boyant Billie on The Big Show.
Oh Marcel, just stop.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
No, I won't tell Randy you said hello, good morning.
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Here's Today's Big Show. Top ten list. Top ten worst
Halloween cush ideas of the year. Number ten Mexican Guy
with a truckload of pine needles.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Number nine Pine Needle.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Guy with a truckload of Mexicans.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Number eight ozempic face Barbie, I didn't know what that
looks like. Number seven Slutty Nancy Grace. Number six Kid
Rock with a bullet riddled twelve pack of bove Light.
Number five Gary Busey in a Girl Scout uniform with
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a two year old box of Thin Mints Number four,
Drunken eight year old with a Mike's Hard Lemonade stamp,
number three, SpongeBob Dylan he lives in a pineapple Number two,
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Doctor Oz Medicine Woman, and the worst costume idea of
the year, Afro Nerd.
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I like set of those. Good Morning, got the Big
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We're right now off the desk of Taylor Tayman.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
News is what to watch.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Here's that girl, Marcy Taytor boy boy, thank you, You're
welcome by it.
Speaker 15 (24:43):
Let's see what everybody was watching at the box office
this weekend.
Speaker 14 (24:46):
They weren't watching Taylor Swift because that only was there
for one weekends. Your lows, She's not that greedy, Okay.
Tron Aries powered to the top of the box office
and it's debut.
Speaker 15 (25:00):
You it came in first place.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Can you find that little bit rando Tron Tron boy.
I remember when the first Tron movie came out. I
think it was in the eighties. Yeah, Tron boy, Tron boy,
A little note of Tron.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
Had known about that.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Yes, Second place went to roof Man, the guy who
would break in through the roofs and stuffing Tatum.
Speaker 10 (25:27):
He was in our home city and that Toys r
Us over on Independence Bullard.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 14 (25:34):
Heard they set up the whole I mean, they set
up a whole building to replicated Toys r Us for
this movie.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
Yeah. Now, the reason they call him roof Man is
because that's how he would rob mostly McDonald's stores. He'd
come in through the roof, lock the staff up in
the freezer, and he was kind of nice about it.
You know, if they didn't have a coat, he'd give
him there his.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
And that's sort of thing. But yeah, so they graduated
at bigger stores just.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Six months.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Place.
Speaker 15 (26:09):
You're gonna let rubin here. I got Chanting Tatum's.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
In that one name yeah zero. Yeah, he's a lot
now we all are. Maybe would let you interview him again?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Maybe it would.
Speaker 15 (26:23):
I think he's always holding out for third place.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Went to one battle after another. That's the Leo DiCaprio movie.
Mixed reviews, but it came in third place. Gabby's Dollhouse
fourth place about a girl in her doll house, and
Soul on Fire came up at number five.
Speaker 15 (26:42):
Soul on Fire, Yeah, Soul on Fire?
Speaker 5 (26:45):
All right?
Speaker 14 (26:46):
What's coming out this weekend? Black Phone two It's a
supernatural horror horror film. It's a sequel to the twenty
twenty one film film The Black Phone, and that was
about a boy being abducted and locked in a basement
and he starts receiving calls on a disconnected phone from
the killer's previous victims.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
So this is two.
Speaker 14 (27:08):
We're now that dude's seventeen and his sister begins receiving
calls in her dreams from a black phone, uh huh
and seeing disturbing visions.
Speaker 15 (27:17):
So you want to get spooped, this is the movie
for you.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I find that hard to believe. It's like Salt the
guy outside the Phone booth, that.
Speaker 15 (27:32):
Lady comes over.
Speaker 14 (27:35):
Good Fortune is a supernatural comedy written and directed by
A Ziz I'm sorry, the comedian an actor. Seth Rogan's
in it, Keiki Palmer, Sandra Oh and Keanu Reeves. And
it's about a well meaning but rather inept angel named
Gabriel who meddles in the lives of a struggling worker
and a wealthy venture capitalist. And yes, Keano is Gabriel.
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So and if I had legs, I'd kick you is
a psychological comedy drama with this chick's life crashing down
around her. Linda Tempson navigate her child's mysterious illness and
her absent husband and blah blah mayhem ensues, Roseburn, Conan
O'Brien and asap.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Rocky psychological comedy.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
Psychological Yeah, I gotta think about it.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
I don't know. I got you.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
Alright, baby.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
We'll think a man much and that bye bye. Well,
let us get us a winner.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
He was talking to me.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Come on down, play worthy word. We read it one
eight hundred big show you told free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants and play next. Good morning, it's
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a big show on the radio Wednesday morning. I'll cover
the fifteen our feature track when it makes show biz
Box told you about doctor the Girl. What said you
got that show? Good Dad hitting that on air contest button.
When you're at the Big Show dot com and Game
is News, Mike call you.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I had everybody's head. I bout the bed.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Okay, birdwhere left's meet their contestants. We got James from
Mount Carmel, Illinois.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
Good morning, James, Good morning, welcome money. And we got Bill.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Bill's out a period Tennessee. Good morning, Bill, good morning.
Speaker 14 (29:43):
You are all right.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
So we got Tater and Bill on the team, John
Boy and James on the other side of the knowing Tennessee.
So see what we can do boys, Bill, Oh whole
perie of words, another fancy frenchman for random words. Random words?
Speaker 14 (30:03):
All right, and also if anyone's on speakerphone or hands free.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, might want to get off the handicaps you a
little bit on that deal. All right, well, Bill and
Taylor relaxing, James, let's say what me and you can
do for round one?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, all right, here we go. Okay, start the clock now,
I grow corn. That is my what.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
Question?
Speaker 10 (30:33):
No is like?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Corner is one? Soybeans?
Speaker 14 (30:37):
One?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Is what a farmer has say? That's yes, uh huh, Okay,
there's the church up on top. You see the pointy thing. Yes,
uh huh, okay the six o'clock blank on TV. We
go home, watch the sixers. Yes, uh huh. Go to
the blank and buy some stuff, Go up down to
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the one. Yes, all right, good word, James. When I
got out away, put a four on the board. Okay,
here we go Tater and Bill for round one? Are
you ready? Bill?
Speaker 14 (31:10):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
And go?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
How do you blank?
Speaker 15 (31:12):
Guilty or not guilty?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Please?
Speaker 14 (31:16):
You need to blank the paper in half blank? Nope,
you do it with your fingers. Yes, Hey, I need
your street blank so I can mail you something your
street address?
Speaker 15 (31:27):
Uh huh uh uh?
Speaker 14 (31:30):
You when when you let go of something it blanks
to the floor a cough blank, you suck on it,
a cough blank drop? Yep, this is what an elephant's
tusks are made out of. Ivory.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Oh got ivy at the buzzer to take the lead.
Five to four? Alrighty all him, James. Let's see what
we can do for round two. Are you ready? Yes?
All right? Start the clock.
Speaker 14 (32:00):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
You have one of these a smart blank? What does
it call me on the watch? No? You're talking on it? Yeah?
Speaker 14 (32:08):
What what?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
What kind of phone in front? Just like the syllable,
the syllable in front of phone. Call me on the
water phone phone. No, no, no, a landline. It's just
a regular what yeah? Is a regular? What a man?
(32:37):
We did not get telephone telephone and that Bill wins
five to four? Right, all right, all right, James will
give you another shot down the line.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Man.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That was tough, that syllable. Hanging those up? All right, buddy, Bill,
look at you over a pure you Tennessee getting your
prize back. You hang on, Jack, you'll hook you up,
Thank you very much. All right, buddy, good morning, I
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pearl down there. How about Knight of the belch Master.
Oh you going back long Timesgo to the infield, idiot,
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Speaker 15 (36:23):
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Speaker 3 (36:32):
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Speaker 4 (36:33):
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Weekend, I said, put your shoes on, But I.
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You're one of the millions of men across America who
just can't seem to stand up for themselves.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
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Speaker 15 (36:53):
I thought you were supposed to be getting a raise.
Speaker 13 (36:55):
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to make waves.
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Tell me something. How do you manag to keep standing
like that? With no spine?
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Those two jackasses. Just cut in line in front of us.
We're already late for the movie. Aren't you going to
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Speaker 13 (37:24):
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Let it go.
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You're a gutlass worm, do you know that?
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You're suffering from dangerously low testosterone and it's ruining your life.
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at my mother's.
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You know, why doesn't she do it? She certainly needs
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Hey, those guys just cut in line ahead of us.
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