April 9, 2025 • 40 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt puts Delbert in charge of their tax returns - any guesses on how that went?.. - Marci has her latest edition of Tatertainment news and a new list of What to Watch.. - JD's kicks off their big Easter Sale.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform “Driving to Darlington”.. - more continuing education classes with the Big Show language lab, today we go to the convenience store.. - We fill a request for Paul Thorn's “It's a Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass”.. - and we’ll close out today's show with a trip to Louisiana for a Playhouse, entitled Boudreaux and the Taxman…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good Wednesday morning. It is a big Shaw on the radio.
Roll into your April the ninth, our feature tracking It
makes your big box a playhouse entitled boot roll and
the Taxman.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
There's a key word taxman.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Over ten thousand tracks hues from nine to nine cents each.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Fifteen tracks says.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Nine, nine and nine.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
John Bom to them click you on their contest. But
when you're there, you can't get there? Am I call you?
And now we do they meet the blind.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Let's go down to Salt Tillo, Mississippi, and say hey
the Marty, Come on to Marty.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Is I'm doing good? My boy? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Frout?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Man? Well, we gonna ask Tatter some questions. See if
you can get on her wavelength that we had trouble
with blondes before Marty.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We'll take that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, she's in the room. Isn't she.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Get two bills before two buzzers and you get the
big old prize packed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's what we're going for.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Ecited bounds like I'm in drovel.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So, Marci, you have an uncontrollable urge to kill a walrus.
I do, but the authorities will not let you unless
you can prove that you are a.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What a billionaire? Okay, well, I think I need to
prove that I am an Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Prove that you are an Eskimo.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know, I thought about that myself and all, but
I didn't know it might have been a man if
you was from North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Man, So you're talking about killing the walls.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm gonna agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You agree with that whole and that was your thing
to do? Yes, if you're an Eskimo, it is illegal.
That's only Native Alaskans were allowed to kill the walls,
So that wouldn't happen, Martin.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And is it like once a year for a whale
or something like that?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But the whole village that most main saying, Sarah Palin
can kill one.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't know if she's an Eskimo, but she's up
in Alaska.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
More bail here for the winds Tater. There is only
one thing that the average polar bear is afraid of.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
That would be a very lonely Eskima.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Fire.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
We're scared of fire wire.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Polar bears afraid of fire. Marty, you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I think I won't agree with that one too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That one and that one nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, it's a walrus, polar bears afraid of wars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's why you need Eskimo to come along kill it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You got your friends all over like, not lonely anymore.
So you're going on, We're going all different things and
lonely eskimos and all right, here we go. Let's come
back to Marty. Let's all right about Bill or buzzer
for the wind or lost. Before athletic competition, Ancient Greek
(04:10):
athletes often cover their bodies with something.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That loomy stuff? He gets it, he knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Dirt, fish oil.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm saying fish oil.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The old ancient Greeks, you know, we know that they
would performed, you know, athletics naked.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And when once when you see the loomy add that
you're gonna last, you're gonna la.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But right now you said, what kind of fish oil? Marty?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Agree or disagree with fish oil?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
When that was she was closed, it's olive oil. Olive boys,
ain't you all of Ball's girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Remember that?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay? Oh Marty, you did it, Barty, you got your
swag from world lawn Moors, head down South Tello you
hang on, Jack can get it to you.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
John Bard had fun Body one too Painful?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You too, you say you brother?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Big old throw Back Weekend at Darlington.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Denny hamblin win, that's doing a row parting double got
a song about it like the head on the other side.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
More than there's a.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Big show on the radio. Huh, We're gonna throw back
weekend and fun Darlington last weekend. Denny Hammond wins again
instead of the next race. When I bought dog Rice
tomorrow and in Joey one more time hoard endevor the
Darlington song.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, all right, hold on, we're recording no right now, okay.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Mine hold on a second, Ladies and gentlemen. Following is
based on a true story. The names have been changed
because quite frankly, I couldn't remember most of them anyway.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Driving down the Darlington Speedway, Me and Delbert Brown Mother's Day,
driving down the Darlington Speedway with a truck full of
Hicks and the Devil the Faith Delbert God a call
from his mama. She said she missed this cute little face.
(07:34):
And if we drive to Darlington County She made us
there and we'd go to the race.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Went ninety six miles.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Never seen a cop that Delberton Gooch hanging at.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The tea times, drunk and singing.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Shining nine nine nine, shining none.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, no no.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
It sounded about like the shine out, shining on on
hego old Galles the handy.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Pantry today as you're lucky day for sure.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
All right, me and my buddies, we're from a bench, Charlotte.
We got two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We want a rock all night.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
If girl, you're looking at four expanders, it ain't no telling.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
What this bunch might do.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
We' been known to go on the vander rickiss and smile.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You can go on one to.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Parky Boody right here on the fender.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's raised weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Tell me what else were you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Let's go again, boys, shining on no no, no, shining
on no, no, no, it ain't getting no better, shining
no no, shone one on no on. Helven's flinching. No
(09:23):
rooms left in Darlingson County. We drove to Florence to
the Red Rufe Fend. Delbert's mom drove up from Conway.
It was mighty nice to see her again.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
She might be old, but.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
She loves tequila.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
That stuff I hit you like.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
An atom bomb.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
But when it comes to Mother's Day weekend, Delbert says,
you got to mind your mom.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We never made it.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
The Darlington Speedway come to on Sunday. All the action
that stopped driving now out of Darlington County. There were
Smallma got arrested.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
For flashing a car.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
It was a sight.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
She's a man.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Think she.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Got a ton of personality.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Though.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
We're the same size as Brad as my pants starting
for long, shining down, shining done, shine up, shining down on.
Y'all are the sorryest bunch of backup said, I mean,
(10:45):
I know I'm along over, but shot and.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I just saved my dame shot down. Good morning, Big
(11:19):
shows on the radio. Here we go.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh yo, yo, yo yo.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Dudey dudes?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Oh yeah, I've got some allergies. I don't know what
I could be allergic to. What's crack o?
Speaker 12 (11:51):
Hacon?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Y'all cool? I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Thank you so much, y'all.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
I've just been sitting around thinking about stuff. You want
to hear some much. Did you ever think about it that, like,
one minute you're young and fun and the next you're
turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
See it happened to my mom all the time. I've
(12:22):
been feeling a little moody and run down lately, so
I looked up my symptoms and.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yep, I got it. It's adulthood.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
I have adulthood.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Fixing it at the age of sixty five.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
Y'all, my grandma started walking ten miles a day. Not awesome.
She's ninety two now. I have no idea where she's at.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm not a clip.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Anybody suffered from insomnia, so omya's terrible.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I do.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
On the plus side, only three more sleeps until Christmas.
So I asked an elder at our club, even after
sixty years, you still call your wife darling, honey, Bridges,
peedy Pine.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I was like, what is your secret?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Old he said?
Speaker 12 (13:29):
He said he forgot her name ten years ago and
he's scared to ask her now. I don't know about you,
but as an American, like, I'm tired of people saying
America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I
think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Okay, let.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
Oh, I see, maybe we are the dumbest people.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You're Jackie.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
I received a text from Zach saying he was breaking
up with me. Imagine how relieved I was when he
texts later and said, sorry, wrong number, butt cheeks. I
was just wondering, like I was thinking, is butt cheeks
(14:35):
one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I felt we all needed that break.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
Hey, do y'all have any extra disposable masks laying around
from the pandemic?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Here's a tip I learned.
Speaker 12 (14:54):
You can use them to brew espresso because they're coffee filters.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Coffee filter.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
My mom always said I have two major faults, like
a mom to say that. One is I don't listen
and something else.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Okay, what more you do?
Speaker 12 (15:19):
And then I gotta go because there's a lot more
of this. I need a new sixty dollars, maybe the
no excuse me sixty, maybe the new forty. You know,
(15:40):
and you're a but the one dollar bill is the
new twenty.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Okay, so I messed that up.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Who goes?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Look at the time, I think I need to go.
Speaker 12 (15:50):
That's it for now, Okay, y'all keep rocking.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'll keep biking.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And you know, you know the rest of the.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
Deep thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
Meat Products. Because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good morning, and you got a big show on already.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Home.
Speaker 11 (16:14):
I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 14 (16:31):
I will create my own race of people, a ray
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 13 (16:41):
And here are the first two John Boy and Billy
from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
In the morning, make shows on the radio and having
fun learning new ways to talk in our language labs.
We're gonna plot that whole Monday. Let me get back
from spring break live for me. This jockey is gone wild.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
You don't take your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
My Swiepvify old girlfriend fers when every kids seems he's
still working at Hooters.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Hooters has filed for bankrupt Hurry up.
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Stock right now.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Let's visit a language lab that might come in handy Language.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Tape number six the Convenience Store. Follow along and repeat.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Hello, may I be to helping your please?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Repeat?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Hello, maybe to helping you please?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Customer, Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament lights.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
You want to have follow me light?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Repeat?
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Do you want to have furlowment? Late?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Customer?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament lights.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He diesel Parliament light?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Repeat?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Is at this one?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Following customer? No, neither one of those.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here's the Parliament light.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No, no, it's not that one. You want to late?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yes, I want the Parliament lights.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Please? Is it? No?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The Parliament light?
Speaker 12 (19:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, no, can't you see it?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Over there, run at Dirty Magazine head turn this teethe
over for language tape number seven. Good Morning, Big Shows
on the radio. Coming up, we play wordy word winner
gets Happy Heard. We got Happy Herd making top quality
of tractor's minerals and feed for deer Bear and Hoggs.
(19:35):
Actually they were doing it first before they became a
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get Timberson off and check out hang On when you
see him in minutes. We're right now from the desk
(19:55):
and Taylor Tayman new what to watch here is Marcy.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Hey, let's see what they were watching at the movies
this past weekend. Coming into number one a Minecraft at
a Minecraft movie, Minecraft movie, I'm just aft o. Minecraft
is the Jack Black movie and Jason Momoa about the
video game, and wow, they did well for their opening
week one and fifty seven million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
A very popular game as well.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It is is the best debut for a video game
adaptation and the biggest domestic debut of the year.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's one of those games that parents were hiring tutors
for their kids to learn how to play it better.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
Is that.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Last week's top movie, A Workingman, Jason Statham's action flick
dropped to second place because of Minecraft. The Chosen Last
Supper Part two came in third place.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Is that premiere weekend?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No, it premiered live weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay, come up, you were correct.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I'm sorry opened in third you are correct?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Sorry? Yeah, man, I'm glad that The Chosen is doing
good Man.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
And that they're doing it in parts. That's a great idea.
Snow White dropped a fourth place, fell from second and the.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Woman in the she went pale after that weird blood
left her.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I'm just looking at yeah, the horror flick The Woman
in the Yard, it was fifth place. So movies coming
out this weekend Warfare. It is a war movie. It's
about a service. It's a survey. They had that written
there war movie. I was like, Okay, a surveillance submission
goes wrong for a platoon of American Navy seals an
(21:46):
insurgent territory in a rock sounds like, so it's a
it's got, It's got. We'll Poulter in at Kit Connor.
They're all the younger up and coming actors. I know
you wouldn't know them, but you know there's like.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
A plot based on truisms or.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Say honesty my reporting.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You know, if you know, if you like it, you
like it, you know, you know, hey, the amateur or
the amateur depends on what part of the country you're from.
It stars Rommy or Rammy Malik and Laurence Fishburne or Fishborn.
I don't depends on where you're from. Charlie Heller is
a brilliant c I, a decoder whose world comes crashing
(22:35):
down when his wife dies in London in a terrorist attack.
So his supervisors at the CIA won't let him join,
you know, all the tough guys to go after these terrorists.
So he kind of goes rogue and uses his intelligence
and hunts down these terrorists.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He's supposed to be the smart.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
One, He's the tiny guy. He's tinier than like, you know,
your big CIA.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
This sounds like a Charles Bronson movie.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
And Rommy or Rammy is the one that played Freddie
Mercury and the But yes, these are all theaters and
the last one in the theater is The King of Kings.
It's an animated movie, but the voices of Kenneth Brown,
Brannaw or bran Off Again, Uma Thurman, Mark Hamill, and
(23:20):
Pierce Brosman. The renowned writer Charles Dickens shares the story
of Jesus Christ and his son Walter. As his father
narrates the stirring tale, Walter becomes captivated with the events
of Jesus's life, perfect timing great weekend for it to debut,
going into Yes, there you go and streaming wise over.
(23:40):
In my household, we watch The Bondsman, the Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon series. For me, it's a slow go. I
watched two episodes, so I didn't want to sit and
binge it till bedtime. But it's about Bondsman who is killed,
goes to Hell and becomes a Bondsman for the devil
hunting Dean.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I can't imagine why you don't want to watch it
right before you go to baby.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, I know a guy lost his face and after
that I was like, I'm back. So that's a wrapp up.
Have a wonderful shiny.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Day, Black catch bayt. Let's get out the winner. That's
my wordy word. Here we go one eight hundred, big show.
We're gonna come a contestants team up and play next
(24:49):
Good morning, let's a big sean Al Radio Hoda do your.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Home Day hold me here in the coast coming up
for the spring time Easter holiday, they had a Preston's
Corner Bar and Grill, Swansboro, North Carolina, where our boy
Carla Cook hangs out.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Of course, they use John.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Boy and Billy grilling sauce on him chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Here's one of the best. He's in North Carolina. Find
out there.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Presidents cornerbar, grill corner cook, John Boy, Billy Grillings off
her teacher.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
We're acurativities.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Sorry seen, I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I buy the bed, I've led wordy, we're worthy word.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Let's be to contestants. We got Michael from Salem, Alabama.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, heybody. And we got Vicky
from Warm Springs, Georgia. Good morning, VICKI, good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
All Right, y'all all, let's play a couple of rounds.
A worthy word. Good to have y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hear Vicky, You're on Tator's team, and it'll be Michael
and John Boy. Okay, let's see kid words dealing with hobbyes.
Ooh the theme of hobbies, y'all. So put that in
your head and see if it helps. Vicky, you relax,
me and Michael to go for the first thirty seconds.
(26:11):
All right, Michael, you ready, all right, start the clock.
Now you go to the theater to watch these movies.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Uh huh. You study this things that happened in the past.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
The class is history.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Uh huh uh. That is a nice picture. What do
you do?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You are you made a nice what like little kids
do that with a pencil? You you make the picture
of it?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Put these on envelopes to mail letters.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Stamp uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
This is what you work on an Apple or a
Macintosh as a passer.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And that was computers. So go ahead and get rid
of down and now before on the board. Good work, Michael,
So Tayta and VICKI for your round one. Ready, Vicky.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
And go.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
If you like to create novels and stories, you like
to do you like to do this?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Right?
Speaker 13 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
But what's the action of it?
Speaker 12 (27:13):
Can you.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What what you're Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
You sat down and look at she's doing?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
She is doing that.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
She's doing what she's blink blink on the wall.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You had you had the oh yeah, no, blank on
the wall.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, don't don't blank.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
On the wall.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
You said it already. I just needed the action part
of it.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
I can't get you to say it.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
All right, I'm thinking, okay to not get one on
the board. So Michael, let's pile on. That's what that's
what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Worthy word? Okay you there, Michael, ready, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
And go no blank on the wall Barney rule of
the jail in Maybury.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What is the whole word?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
No?
Speaker 13 (28:05):
Right on the wedding.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yes, all right. This is where you go and take
ballroom lessons you learn to.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah. Uh, this is where you get on this thing
with two wheels. You're doing you're taking up what not motorcycling?
Speaker 12 (28:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, it's two words. There are two words of this.
For some reason, I do not like this. Categories not
so much. No, okay, two on that four all right.
If Tater and VICKI can get six, monkeys will fly
out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Tie the game.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh come on, we gotta do that just to see that.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
All right, give me some work for me, alr.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Vicky?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Ready go You got on a cycle and wating we
went blank, blink we went yes. All right. This is
a jeez. This is a very famous right now, very popular.
People will talk and you can listen to it later.
We have one the late risers.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Blank.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
You might collect these. It's like a quarter, a nickel,
a dollar. Yes, you go you blank up a mountain.
You like to go on a blank with no? No,
you have a stick. You have a stick.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Wow? Oh yeah, hi, let me say when you get
full six to four.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
No, Sis, Vicky and I did that on purpose because
we didn't want to.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
See all that.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
You play the baby you're tragging time. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right, look at you, Michael Man say them Alabama
winning the big Old Prize pie. Congratulations, Thank you, sir boy.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's fun. I got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Then tainer's moving on.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, let it go, man, let it go.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like a category.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Let's get our requested bit for the morning. Here is
requested bit of a John Moore. I. Stan Levy out
of Statesville, North Carolina says, not really requesting a bit,
but a song by Paul Thorne. Great day of whoop
eyes all we've got you. Nay, we can do that
right here, coming up next. Yes, here we are the
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John Moore and a radio network leads first and continue
as long as radio network in America. Thank you very much.
Your listeners, y'all are wonderful making that happened. And we
still do requests. You can't even get your local radio
stations lost dogs requests. All right, we'll do lost dogs.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
We're old school already.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
You got a trailer you want to swap yes, never
swap job get out of here, j Stan leave me
out of Statesville, North Carolina. Against his song request O
bud if Paul Thorne at two below, And.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid your wife starts bitching bay whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It was, she was bitching a bad last night. So
you escaping to the bathroom just to sit there on
your throne.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
But after you finish your business, the tarlet paper is gone.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's a great day.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
For me to whoop somebodies ass.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
You might get cold cot if you cross my path,
because it's a great day.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
For me to whoop somebody's asked.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
All right, y'all sat down.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Well, I was running late for work, so I poured
me some coffee to go, and just before I had
a flat tire.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I spilled it all over my clothes.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
When the highway patrolman pulled.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Up, I thought that help was on the way, But
when he saw that tiretoo in my hands, he shot
me with a pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all
can say it. Come on for me to whoop somebody's asked.
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
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my back. You might get cold cock if you cross
my path. Come on, y'all, because it's a great day
for me to whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work. All right, Winter finally made
it to work. That was fifteen minutes late. I told
my boss about the flat tire. Buddy fired me in
(34:15):
any way. So here I am in the parking lot,
just waiting by his COVID.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm gonna give him a good bye present that he
never will fucking. It's a great day.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Come on for me to.
Speaker 16 (34:36):
Whoop somebody's asked. It's a bad day, so you better
get off of my back. You might get cold cock
if you cross my past. Big finish, Come on, cause
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody.
Speaker 14 (35:00):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Good morning, it's Big Sha on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
This playhouse from the Big Box entitled Boodrow and the
Taxman your keyword board Taxman Action.
Speaker 11 (35:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boudrow
and the Taxman. As our story opens, Justin LeBlanc drops
by the home of Woodrow Boudreau in Thibodeau, Louisiana.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
At Boodra where you at well pierce my nipple and
call me freaky?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
How did that? You stop?
Speaker 13 (36:09):
And you got a minute? I need to spoke with you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
We come on in a little bad Guess who's here? Well?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
It being about ten minutes away from supper time, i'd say,
is you stand the blame?
Speaker 13 (36:21):
How did that?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 13 (36:22):
I ain't here to eat. I need some advice on
a problem.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Well, if that don't killed that jumbo sized kids on
appatitie you got? This must be one honking big problem.
Speaker 13 (36:31):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
My friend?
Speaker 13 (36:33):
I need some lawyer and help. Y'all know a good
tax attorney? Does anybody know a good tax attorney? I
can only do the lines in.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
This road for me.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
All tax attorneys?
Speaker 12 (36:50):
Why sure?
Speaker 13 (36:51):
I just take my ends down the street that somebody answers.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's why I can find some here.
Speaker 15 (36:55):
Now listen whoseman look him up in my address book?
He's rapping between in her life, that tax attorney. He
rup between the stock broken man and the ruse.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Ruce McKinney, wait at withering with your sarcasm?
Speaker 13 (37:16):
Good comeback.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yielded you jerking my chain?
Speaker 13 (37:24):
Ain't you cools.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
I'm joking your Jane. What does Sam hell? You take
me and Boujo knee with a tax attorney?
Speaker 13 (37:29):
You got some tax problems? You stand got some coach stars.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Hey, that might be a tax attorney.
Speaker 13 (37:42):
I don't need a tax attorney, man, But my uncle
Joe dou See.
Speaker 14 (37:45):
Last year, Uncle Joe told Uncle Sam about a whole
bunch of money he made, so he ain't paid all
the tax he should have been due.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Man, get himself in big trouble doing that.
Speaker 17 (37:55):
That's what I told him when I drive in the
guts tore one day, do that hot pitched voice on
such a long life, He saying to stand, I look
at it like this.
Speaker 14 (38:07):
I give the government that money, they ain't gonna do
nothing but piss it away. What I need Washington for that.
I can waste my money good as they can. I say, Well,
I ain't no preacher, but you know what the Bible say,
render to Caesar what belonged to Caesar, and render to
God what belonged to him.
Speaker 13 (38:22):
Oh so, now Uncle Joe ain't just steffan Uncle Sam.
He got the Lord hisself calling.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Him on it.
Speaker 14 (38:29):
I'm glad somebody listening to his conscience started working on
him something fierce. Can't sleep one wink for days. Finally
he sit down and wrote out a check to the
in fronne revenue. That's when the problem start.
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Now hold on if he wrote the in front of
revenue or check, seem like the problem is over.
Speaker 13 (38:51):
You jump right in there. I was waiting for that
dramatical promise. Well, see the problem ain't the check, it's
that letter he put in there with it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
So what letter.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I try?
Speaker 14 (39:07):
Not one of them positive for myself, the one that
say the infernal revenue At tax time this year, I
underpaid my incoming tax and ain't been able to sleep
one wink since I ain't never felt so bad in
all my life.
Speaker 13 (39:23):
And closed is a check for two hundred dollars, signed
John J. LeBlanc. PS.
Speaker 14 (39:28):
If I don't sleep much better more tonight, I'm gonna
send you the rest. So what do y'all think?
Speaker 8 (39:34):
I think you ain't gonna have to drive Uncle Joe
to the grocery store again for about the next ten
to twenty years.
Speaker 11 (39:49):
We do you hope you ever enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Too?
Speaker 18 (39:56):
That again next time we hear the crusty old Field
agent for the Infernal revenue.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, Wit and judge, so long
of course you get I've forgotten.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Set up.
Speaker 18 (40:13):
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You can hear it all The John bore Milling Late
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Good Wednesday morning. It is a big Shaw on the radio.
Roll into your April the ninth, our feature tracking It
makes your big box a playhouse entitled boot roll and
the Taxman.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
There's a key word taxman.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Over ten thousand tracks hues from nine to nine cents each.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Fifteen tracks says.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Nine, nine and nine.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
John Bom to them click you on their contest. But
when you're there, you can't get there? Am I call you?
And now we do they meet the blind.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Let's go down to Salt Tillo, Mississippi, and say hey
the Marty, Come on to Marty.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Is I'm doing good? My boy? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Frout?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Man? Well, we gonna ask Tatter some questions. See if
you can get on her wavelength that we had trouble
with blondes before Marty.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
We'll take that.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yeah, she's in the room. Isn't she.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Get two bills before two buzzers and you get the
big old prize packed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's what we're going for.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Ecited bounds like I'm in drovel.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
So, Marci, you have an uncontrollable urge to kill a walrus.
I do, but the authorities will not let you unless
you can prove that you are a.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
What a billionaire? Okay, well, I think I need to
prove that I am an Eskimo.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Prove that you are an Eskimo.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You know, I thought about that myself and all, but
I didn't know it might have been a man if
you was from North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Man, So you're talking about killing the walls.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm gonna agree with that.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You agree with that whole and that was your thing
to do? Yes, if you're an Eskimo, it is illegal.
That's only Native Alaskans were allowed to kill the walls,
So that wouldn't happen, Martin.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And is it like once a year for a whale
or something like that?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But the whole village that most main saying, Sarah Palin
can kill one.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I don't know if she's an Eskimo, but she's up
in Alaska.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
More bail here for the winds Tater. There is only
one thing that the average polar bear is afraid of.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
That would be a very lonely Eskima.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Fire.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
We're scared of fire wire.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Polar bears afraid of fire. Marty, you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I think I won't agree with that one too.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That one and that one nothing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
No, it's a walrus, polar bears afraid of wars.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's why you need Eskimo to come along kill it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You got your friends all over like, not lonely anymore.
So you're going on, We're going all different things and
lonely eskimos and all right, here we go. Let's come
back to Marty. Let's all right about Bill or buzzer
for the wind or lost. Before athletic competition, Ancient Greek
(04:10):
athletes often cover their bodies with something.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That loomy stuff? He gets it, he knows what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Dirt, fish oil.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I'm saying fish oil.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The old ancient Greeks, you know, we know that they
would performed, you know, athletics naked.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And when once when you see the loomy add that
you're gonna last, you're gonna la.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But right now you said, what kind of fish oil? Marty?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Agree or disagree with fish oil?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
When that was she was closed, it's olive oil. Olive boys,
ain't you all of Ball's girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Remember that?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay? Oh Marty, you did it, Barty, you got your
swag from world lawn Moors, head down South Tello you
hang on, Jack can get it to you.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
John Bard had fun Body one too Painful?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You too, you say you brother?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Big old throw Back Weekend at Darlington.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Denny hamblin win, that's doing a row parting double got
a song about it like the head on the other side.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
More than there's a.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Big show on the radio. Huh, We're gonna throw back
weekend and fun Darlington last weekend. Denny Hammond wins again
instead of the next race. When I bought dog Rice
tomorrow and in Joey one more time hoard endevor the
Darlington song.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, all right, hold on, we're recording no right now, okay.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Mine hold on a second, Ladies and gentlemen. Following is
based on a true story. The names have been changed
because quite frankly, I couldn't remember most of them anyway.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Driving down the Darlington Speedway, Me and Delbert Brown Mother's Day,
driving down the Darlington Speedway with a truck full of
Hicks and the Devil the Faith Delbert God a call
from his mama. She said she missed this cute little face.
(07:34):
And if we drive to Darlington County She made us
there and we'd go to the race.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Went ninety six miles.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Never seen a cop that Delberton Gooch hanging at.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The tea times, drunk and singing.
Speaker 7 (07:54):
Shining nine nine nine, shining none.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, no no.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
It sounded about like the shine out, shining on on
hego old Galles the handy.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Pantry today as you're lucky day for sure.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
All right, me and my buddies, we're from a bench, Charlotte.
We got two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
We want a rock all night.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
If girl, you're looking at four expanders, it ain't no telling.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
What this bunch might do.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
We' been known to go on the vander rickiss and smile.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
You can go on one to.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Parky Boody right here on the fender.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It's raised weekend.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Tell me what else were you gonna do?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Let's go again, boys, shining on no no, no, shining
on no, no, no, it ain't getting no better, shining
no no, shone one on no on. Helven's flinching. No
(09:23):
rooms left in Darlingson County. We drove to Florence to
the Red Rufe Fend. Delbert's mom drove up from Conway.
It was mighty nice to see her again.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
She might be old, but.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
She loves tequila.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
That stuff I hit you like.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
An atom bomb.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
But when it comes to Mother's Day weekend, Delbert says,
you got to mind your mom.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
We never made it.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
The Darlington Speedway come to on Sunday. All the action
that stopped driving now out of Darlington County. There were
Smallma got arrested.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
For flashing a car.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
It was a sight.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
She's a man.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
Think she.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Got a ton of personality.
Speaker 9 (10:19):
Though.
Speaker 10 (10:21):
We're the same size as Brad as my pants starting
for long, shining down, shining done, shine up, shining down on.
Y'all are the sorryest bunch of backup said, I mean,
(10:45):
I know I'm along over, but shot and.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I just saved my dame shot down. Good morning, Big
(11:19):
shows on the radio. Here we go.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the Weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh yo, yo, yo yo.
Speaker 12 (11:32):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Dudey dudes?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Oh yeah, I've got some allergies. I don't know what
I could be allergic to. What's crack o?
Speaker 12 (11:51):
Hacon?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Y'all cool? I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Thank you so much, y'all.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
I've just been sitting around thinking about stuff. You want
to hear some much. Did you ever think about it that, like,
one minute you're young and fun and the next you're
turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
See it happened to my mom all the time. I've
(12:22):
been feeling a little moody and run down lately, so
I looked up my symptoms and.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yep, I got it. It's adulthood.
Speaker 12 (12:33):
I have adulthood.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Fixing it at the age of sixty five.
Speaker 12 (12:45):
Y'all, my grandma started walking ten miles a day. Not awesome.
She's ninety two now. I have no idea where she's at.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I'm not a clip.
Speaker 12 (12:57):
Anybody suffered from insomnia, so omya's terrible.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
I do.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
On the plus side, only three more sleeps until Christmas.
So I asked an elder at our club, even after
sixty years, you still call your wife darling, honey, Bridges,
peedy Pine.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
I was like, what is your secret?
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Old he said?
Speaker 12 (13:29):
He said he forgot her name ten years ago and
he's scared to ask her now. I don't know about you,
but as an American, like, I'm tired of people saying
America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I
think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Okay, let.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
Oh, I see, maybe we are the dumbest people.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
You're Jackie.
Speaker 12 (14:13):
I received a text from Zach saying he was breaking
up with me. Imagine how relieved I was when he
texts later and said, sorry, wrong number, butt cheeks. I
was just wondering, like I was thinking, is butt cheeks
(14:35):
one word? Or should I spread them apart?
Speaker 4 (14:44):
I felt we all needed that break.
Speaker 12 (14:48):
Hey, do y'all have any extra disposable masks laying around
from the pandemic?
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Here's a tip I learned.
Speaker 12 (14:54):
You can use them to brew espresso because they're coffee filters.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
Coffee filter.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
My mom always said I have two major faults, like
a mom to say that. One is I don't listen
and something else.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Okay, what more you do?
Speaker 12 (15:19):
And then I gotta go because there's a lot more
of this. I need a new sixty dollars, maybe the
no excuse me sixty, maybe the new forty. You know,
(15:40):
and you're a but the one dollar bill is the
new twenty.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Okay, so I messed that up.
Speaker 12 (15:45):
Who goes?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Look at the time, I think I need to go.
Speaker 12 (15:50):
That's it for now, Okay, y'all keep rocking.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'll keep biking.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And you know, you know the rest of the.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
Deep thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
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Speaker 1 (16:06):
Good morning, and you got a big show on already.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Home.
Speaker 11 (16:14):
I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 14 (16:31):
I will create my own race of people, a ray
of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
Speaker 13 (16:41):
And here are the first two John Boy and Billy
from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
In the morning, make shows on the radio and having
fun learning new ways to talk in our language labs.
We're gonna plot that whole Monday. Let me get back
from spring break live for me. This jockey is gone wild.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
You don't take your shirt off.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
My Swiepvify old girlfriend fers when every kids seems he's
still working at Hooters.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Hooters has filed for bankrupt Hurry up.
Speaker 12 (18:02):
Stock right now.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Let's visit a language lab that might come in handy Language.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Tape number six the Convenience Store. Follow along and repeat.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Hello, may I be to helping your please?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Repeat?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Hello, maybe to helping you please?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Customer, Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament lights.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 12 (18:35):
You want to have follow me light?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Repeat?
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Do you want to have furlowment? Late?
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Customer?
Speaker 1 (18:40):
Yes, I would like a pack of Parliament lights.
Speaker 7 (18:45):
Convenience store manager.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
He diesel Parliament light?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Repeat?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Is at this one?
Speaker 7 (18:52):
Following customer? No, neither one of those.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Here's the Parliament light.
Speaker 12 (18:59):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No, no, it's not that one. You want to late?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yes, I want the Parliament lights.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Please? Is it? No?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
The Parliament light?
Speaker 12 (19:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, no, can't you see it?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 12 (19:12):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Over there, run at Dirty Magazine head turn this teethe
over for language tape number seven. Good Morning, Big Shows
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and Taylor Tayman new what to watch here is Marcy.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Hey, let's see what they were watching at the movies
this past weekend. Coming into number one a Minecraft at
a Minecraft movie, Minecraft movie, I'm just aft o. Minecraft
is the Jack Black movie and Jason Momoa about the
video game, and wow, they did well for their opening
week one and fifty seven million dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
A very popular game as well.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It is is the best debut for a video game
adaptation and the biggest domestic debut of the year.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
That's one of those games that parents were hiring tutors
for their kids to learn how to play it better.
Speaker 15 (20:38):
Is that.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Somebody?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Last week's top movie, A Workingman, Jason Statham's action flick
dropped to second place because of Minecraft. The Chosen Last
Supper Part two came in third place.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Is that premiere weekend?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
No, it premiered live weekend.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Okay, come up, you were correct.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
I'm sorry opened in third you are correct?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Sorry? Yeah, man, I'm glad that The Chosen is doing
good Man.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
And that they're doing it in parts. That's a great idea.
Snow White dropped a fourth place, fell from second and the.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Woman in the she went pale after that weird blood
left her.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I'm just looking at yeah, the horror flick The Woman
in the Yard, it was fifth place. So movies coming
out this weekend Warfare. It is a war movie. It's
about a service. It's a survey. They had that written
there war movie. I was like, Okay, a surveillance submission
goes wrong for a platoon of American Navy seals an
(21:46):
insurgent territory in a rock sounds like, so it's a
it's got, It's got. We'll Poulter in at Kit Connor.
They're all the younger up and coming actors. I know
you wouldn't know them, but you know there's like.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
A plot based on truisms or.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Say honesty my reporting.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
You know, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You know, if you know, if you like it, you
like it, you know, you know, hey, the amateur or
the amateur depends on what part of the country you're from.
It stars Rommy or Rammy Malik and Laurence Fishburne or Fishborn.
I don't depends on where you're from. Charlie Heller is
a brilliant c I, a decoder whose world comes crashing
(22:35):
down when his wife dies in London in a terrorist attack.
So his supervisors at the CIA won't let him join,
you know, all the tough guys to go after these terrorists.
So he kind of goes rogue and uses his intelligence
and hunts down these terrorists.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
He's supposed to be the smart.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
One, He's the tiny guy. He's tinier than like, you know,
your big CIA.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
This sounds like a Charles Bronson movie.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
And Rommy or Rammy is the one that played Freddie
Mercury and the But yes, these are all theaters and
the last one in the theater is The King of Kings.
It's an animated movie, but the voices of Kenneth Brown,
Brannaw or bran Off Again, Uma Thurman, Mark Hamill, and
(23:20):
Pierce Brosman. The renowned writer Charles Dickens shares the story
of Jesus Christ and his son Walter. As his father
narrates the stirring tale, Walter becomes captivated with the events
of Jesus's life, perfect timing great weekend for it to debut,
going into Yes, there you go and streaming wise over.
(23:40):
In my household, we watch The Bondsman, the Kevin Bacon
Kevin Bacon series. For me, it's a slow go. I
watched two episodes, so I didn't want to sit and
binge it till bedtime. But it's about Bondsman who is killed,
goes to Hell and becomes a Bondsman for the devil
hunting Dean.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I can't imagine why you don't want to watch it
right before you go to baby.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Yeah, I know a guy lost his face and after
that I was like, I'm back. So that's a wrapp up.
Have a wonderful shiny.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Day, Black catch bayt. Let's get out the winner. That's
my wordy word. Here we go one eight hundred, big show.
We're gonna come a contestants team up and play next
(24:49):
Good morning, let's a big sean Al Radio Hoda do your.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Home Day hold me here in the coast coming up
for the spring time Easter holiday, they had a Preston's
Corner Bar and Grill, Swansboro, North Carolina, where our boy
Carla Cook hangs out.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Of course, they use John.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Boy and Billy grilling sauce on him chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Here's one of the best. He's in North Carolina. Find
out there.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Presidents cornerbar, grill corner cook, John Boy, Billy Grillings off
her teacher.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
We're acurativities.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Sorry seen, I had everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
I buy the bed, I've led wordy, we're worthy word.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Let's be to contestants. We got Michael from Salem, Alabama.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, heybody. And we got Vicky
from Warm Springs, Georgia. Good morning, VICKI, good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
All Right, y'all all, let's play a couple of rounds.
A worthy word. Good to have y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hear Vicky, You're on Tator's team, and it'll be Michael
and John Boy. Okay, let's see kid words dealing with hobbyes.
Ooh the theme of hobbies, y'all. So put that in
your head and see if it helps. Vicky, you relax,
me and Michael to go for the first thirty seconds.
(26:11):
All right, Michael, you ready, all right, start the clock.
Now you go to the theater to watch these movies.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Uh huh. You study this things that happened in the past.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
The class is history.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Uh huh uh. That is a nice picture. What do
you do?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
You are you made a nice what like little kids
do that with a pencil? You you make the picture
of it?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Put these on envelopes to mail letters.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Stamp uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
This is what you work on an Apple or a
Macintosh as a passer.
Speaker 12 (26:51):
Ye.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And that was computers. So go ahead and get rid
of down and now before on the board. Good work, Michael,
So Tayta and VICKI for your round one. Ready, Vicky.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
And go.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
If you like to create novels and stories, you like
to do you like to do this?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Right?
Speaker 13 (27:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
But what's the action of it?
Speaker 12 (27:13):
Can you.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
What?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
What what you're Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
You sat down and look at she's doing?
Speaker 7 (27:19):
She is doing that.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
She's doing what she's blink blink on the wall.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
You had you had the oh yeah, no, blank on
the wall.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, don't don't blank.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
On the wall.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
You said it already. I just needed the action part
of it.
Speaker 8 (27:37):
I can't get you to say it.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
All right, I'm thinking, okay to not get one on
the board. So Michael, let's pile on. That's what that's
what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Worthy word? Okay you there, Michael, ready, Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
And go no blank on the wall Barney rule of
the jail in Maybury.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What is the whole word?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
No?
Speaker 13 (28:05):
Right on the wedding.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yes, all right. This is where you go and take
ballroom lessons you learn to.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah. Uh, this is where you get on this thing
with two wheels. You're doing you're taking up what not motorcycling?
Speaker 12 (28:23):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, it's two words. There are two words of this.
For some reason, I do not like this. Categories not
so much. No, okay, two on that four all right.
If Tater and VICKI can get six, monkeys will fly
out of my mind.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Tie the game.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh come on, we gotta do that just to see that.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
All right, give me some work for me, alr.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Vicky?
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Ready go You got on a cycle and wating we
went blank, blink we went yes. All right. This is
a jeez. This is a very famous right now, very popular.
People will talk and you can listen to it later.
We have one the late risers.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Blank.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
You might collect these. It's like a quarter, a nickel,
a dollar. Yes, you go you blank up a mountain.
You like to go on a blank with no? No,
you have a stick. You have a stick.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Wow? Oh yeah, hi, let me say when you get
full six to four.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
No, Sis, Vicky and I did that on purpose because
we didn't want to.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
See all that.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
You play the baby you're tragging time. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
All right, look at you, Michael Man say them Alabama
winning the big Old Prize pie. Congratulations, Thank you, sir boy.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
That's fun. I got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Then tainer's moving on.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, let it go, man, let it go.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Like a category.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Let's get our requested bit for the morning. Here is
requested bit of a John Moore. I. Stan Levy out
of Statesville, North Carolina says, not really requesting a bit,
but a song by Paul Thorne. Great day of whoop
eyes all we've got you. Nay, we can do that
right here, coming up next. Yes, here we are the
(30:55):
John Moore and a radio network leads first and continue
as long as radio network in America. Thank you very much.
Your listeners, y'all are wonderful making that happened. And we
still do requests. You can't even get your local radio
stations lost dogs requests. All right, we'll do lost dogs.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
We're old school already.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
You got a trailer you want to swap yes, never
swap job get out of here, j Stan leave me
out of Statesville, North Carolina. Against his song request O
bud if Paul Thorne at two below, And.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Have you ever had one of those days when nothing
goes raid your wife starts bitching bay whatever.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It was, she was bitching a bad last night. So
you escaping to the bathroom just to sit there on
your throne.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
But after you finish your business, the tarlet paper is gone.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It's a great day.
Speaker 13 (32:19):
For me to whoop somebodies ass.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
my back.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
You might get cold cot if you cross my path,
because it's a great day.
Speaker 16 (32:42):
For me to whoop somebody's asked.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
All right, y'all sat down.
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Well, I was running late for work, so I poured
me some coffee to go, and just before I had
a flat tire.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
I spilled it all over my clothes.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
When the highway patrolman pulled.
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Up, I thought that help was on the way, But
when he saw that tiretoo in my hands, he shot
me with a pepper spray. It's a great day, y'all
can say it. Come on for me to whoop somebody's asked.
It's a bad day, so you better get off of
(33:35):
my back. You might get cold cock if you cross
my path. Come on, y'all, because it's a great day
for me to whoop somebody's ass.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
Right now.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
This last verse, he goes out to everybody that don't
like their boss at work. All right, Winter finally made
it to work. That was fifteen minutes late. I told
my boss about the flat tire. Buddy fired me in
(34:15):
any way. So here I am in the parking lot,
just waiting by his COVID.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
I'm gonna give him a good bye present that he
never will fucking. It's a great day.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Come on for me to.
Speaker 16 (34:36):
Whoop somebody's asked. It's a bad day, so you better
get off of my back. You might get cold cock
if you cross my past. Big finish, Come on, cause
it's a great day for me to whoop somebody.
Speaker 14 (35:00):
Is that.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Good morning, it's Big Sha on the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
This playhouse from the Big Box entitled Boodrow and the
Taxman your keyword board Taxman Action.
Speaker 11 (35:45):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boudrow
and the Taxman. As our story opens, Justin LeBlanc drops
by the home of Woodrow Boudreau in Thibodeau, Louisiana.
Speaker 13 (36:01):
At Boodra where you at well pierce my nipple and
call me freaky?
Speaker 2 (36:06):
How did that? You stop?
Speaker 13 (36:09):
And you got a minute? I need to spoke with you.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
We come on in a little bad Guess who's here? Well?
Speaker 8 (36:16):
It being about ten minutes away from supper time, i'd say,
is you stand the blame?
Speaker 13 (36:21):
How did that?
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 13 (36:22):
I ain't here to eat. I need some advice on
a problem.
Speaker 8 (36:26):
Well, if that don't killed that jumbo sized kids on
appatitie you got? This must be one honking big problem.
Speaker 13 (36:31):
What's wrong?
Speaker 1 (36:32):
My friend?
Speaker 13 (36:33):
I need some lawyer and help. Y'all know a good
tax attorney? Does anybody know a good tax attorney? I
can only do the lines in.
Speaker 12 (36:45):
This road for me.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
All tax attorneys?
Speaker 12 (36:50):
Why sure?
Speaker 13 (36:51):
I just take my ends down the street that somebody answers.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's why I can find some here.
Speaker 15 (36:55):
Now listen whoseman look him up in my address book?
He's rapping between in her life, that tax attorney. He
rup between the stock broken man and the ruse.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Ruce McKinney, wait at withering with your sarcasm?
Speaker 13 (37:16):
Good comeback.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yielded you jerking my chain?
Speaker 13 (37:24):
Ain't you cools.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
I'm joking your Jane. What does Sam hell? You take
me and Boujo knee with a tax attorney?
Speaker 13 (37:29):
You got some tax problems? You stand got some coach stars.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Hey, that might be a tax attorney.
Speaker 13 (37:42):
I don't need a tax attorney, man, But my uncle
Joe dou See.
Speaker 14 (37:45):
Last year, Uncle Joe told Uncle Sam about a whole
bunch of money he made, so he ain't paid all
the tax he should have been due.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
Man, get himself in big trouble doing that.
Speaker 17 (37:55):
That's what I told him when I drive in the
guts tore one day, do that hot pitched voice on
such a long life, He saying to stand, I look
at it like this.
Speaker 14 (38:07):
I give the government that money, they ain't gonna do
nothing but piss it away. What I need Washington for that.
I can waste my money good as they can. I say, Well,
I ain't no preacher, but you know what the Bible say,
render to Caesar what belonged to Caesar, and render to
God what belonged to him.
Speaker 13 (38:22):
Oh so, now Uncle Joe ain't just steffan Uncle Sam.
He got the Lord hisself calling.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
Him on it.
Speaker 14 (38:29):
I'm glad somebody listening to his conscience started working on
him something fierce. Can't sleep one wink for days. Finally
he sit down and wrote out a check to the
in fronne revenue. That's when the problem start.
Speaker 8 (38:46):
Now hold on if he wrote the in front of
revenue or check, seem like the problem is over.
Speaker 13 (38:51):
You jump right in there. I was waiting for that
dramatical promise. Well, see the problem ain't the check, it's
that letter he put in there with it.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
So what letter.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
I try?
Speaker 14 (39:07):
Not one of them positive for myself, the one that
say the infernal revenue At tax time this year, I
underpaid my incoming tax and ain't been able to sleep
one wink since I ain't never felt so bad in
all my life.
Speaker 13 (39:23):
And closed is a check for two hundred dollars, signed
John J. LeBlanc. PS.
Speaker 14 (39:28):
If I don't sleep much better more tonight, I'm gonna
send you the rest. So what do y'all think?
Speaker 8 (39:34):
I think you ain't gonna have to drive Uncle Joe
to the grocery store again for about the next ten
to twenty years.
Speaker 11 (39:49):
We do you hope you ever enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Too?
Speaker 18 (39:56):
That again next time we hear the crusty old Field
agent for the Infernal revenue.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, Wit and judge, so long
of course you get I've forgotten.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
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