September 3, 2025 • 42 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy wakes up with hiss mind on the latest billion-dollar Powerball Lottery.. - Mad Max wonders if some of NASCAR drivers would make good school bus drivers.. - Marci has her latest issue of Tatertainment News.. - Gary Busey re-opens his acting school for a new semester.. - On the second half of the Podcast, we’ll overload our Playhouse fans with a couple of them in a row - first is “Bring on the Mormons” - and then our latest performance, “ It’s the Thought That Counts”.. - Mark Packer has a look at College Sports with his Southern Fried Football report.. - and Ike Turner will close out the show with a letter from a listener who is getting too much lovin’ at home…
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
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from Sistersville, West Virginia. Good morning, Wesley, Good morning, Hey
body welcome. Why where's gonna ask dagr some questions? You
agree or disagree with her answer based on whether you
think she's right or wrong? Two bells for two buzzers
(01:08):
and you win big old bull snot prized by God.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Alright, Wes, whats up?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Talk about Sup? How about a snack before SUP? Maybe
you've noticed? Are the tops and bottoms of Oreo cookies identical?
Or is there a distinguishing difference?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You mean maybe I noticed me? But yes, I have noticed,
and no, there's They're the same.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
There's no difference.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They are the same on both sides of that white
feeling filling. I got it ore Wesley. Time to think, Wes?
Do you agree or disagree with identical on both sides,
agree and absolutely right. Yeah, and I'm sure you've noticed
(02:04):
on both sides or twelve flowers, twelve dots and twelve dashes,
ninety ridges along the outer edges, and one oval shaped
oreo logo. Yo, just teak the damn cookie. No, I
didn't notice that. Let's study next oreo and then move
(02:26):
wons He will get you another mail, Wesley, right quick
for the win mercy. Technically speaking, how many musicians does
your band need to have to be classified as a
big band.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
A big band like back in the day, big band,
big band? A big band band of ten makes a
big band, all right?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
At least ten?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He said ten? You need ten to be classified as
a big band. Wesley agreer disagreed, disagree and no, Dan,
it was on it ten or more? Huh okay, full count.
Heading into the final question, Taylor was wild West legend
(03:12):
John Henry Doc Holliday actually a doctor.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh history, history, and I am not too sure about history,
but having a doc in the gang that would be
a genius idea. Yes, Doc Holliday was a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Doc Holliday, he was actually a doctor, Wesley, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I believe he was a dentist.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh, you are correct that when with an explanation, we
would have taken Doc as a doctor is as a dentist.
You don't respect your dentist, do you, sir? Oh? Yes, Uh,
he was a dentist.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, I want to be a dentist.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Wesley worked out for you, knew all about it, buddy,
You've got a big old prize pack. Head up the
Sistersville for you.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Awesome first time caller, longtime listener.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Hey, you wanna follow up on the Doc Holiday question. Yes,
he was a dentist. In his dental career was cut
short by tuberkey loosis. That's what he had.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And he left his dental practice, moved to Tombstone, Arizona
for its dry climate. There he became a gambler and
close friend of Wyatt Earth. That was Doc Holliday. Vound
Kilmer played the best Doc Holiday. I agree on the
Remember the wider movies came out at the same time.
I'll Be Your Huckleberry and it was a quaid that
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played Doc Holliday on was his name? Tombstone Russell Kurt
Russell's No, No, I'm sorry. Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner was
wide up on that. Yeah, Kurt Russell, No, he was wid.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Doc Harday wasn't doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'll let you get back to your desk and entertainments
and shunning up a little bit like color married and
she's trying to finish your sentences. Usually totally wrong. Exactly
over here. I was going to do a split for
you guys.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now, I'm not gonna We.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Don't appreciate anything.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's get you news.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Let's her regroup. We gotta playhouse on the other side.
(06:07):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. He
has a name, bring him young. Later, the Mormons had
a birthday a couple of weeks ago. It was like
the Book of Mormon as the play that's going around
was written by like a producers of South Park like that,
say that it was a Charlotte where he goes there
all ride. We have our own Mormon. The playhouse hadn't
(06:33):
won any awards yet, so unless they win't giving it
another shot action.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Bring
on the Mormons. As our story opens, Archie Bunker and
his wife Edith are relaxing at home after dinner. Oh jeez,
help me, Lord right in the middle of a wheel
of fortune too. Whoa wah wah wah wah, hold on
(07:03):
their ding bad where you think you're going?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Whant they see who's at the door?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Edith?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Nobody Nobody rings the bell at seven point thirty on
a Tuesday evening because they want to give you something. Okay,
anybody shows up this time night is either a crackhead
selling magazine prescriptions or some kind of religious nut. Use
the people, will you what?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
They don't look like crackheads. It's too nice looking young.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Boys with toys on.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Okay, so their religious nuts. Let me ask you this.
Are they white?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
How white are they? Are they Ryan Seacrest white? Or
is it more like Kardashian white?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
It might be a Puerto Rican in the wood park Somewhays.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh ah, their Seacrest water.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
H Are they in short sleeved dress shakes with real
skinny toys? Let me say how many bicycles you got
out there? There are two? They'll leaned up again and
the Port Jesus. The Mormons, you mean, like Donny and Marie. Yeah,
ate it. One's a little bit country, one's a little
(08:11):
bit rock and roll. I love that soul, and then
you always show up at night so they can catch
us at home. That what you call nocturnal emissionaries. Should
I let him in?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What for?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
How this Mormon stuff wis? They just got out of college.
They're working a two year sales contract to share their
faith with the Heathens, by which they mean us.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Well, you like Glenn Back and he's a Mormon.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
And Muhammad Ali's a hell of a guy too. That
don't mean I want to spend my even with a
bunch of Muslim fundamentalists.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know, watchie.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
It's hard for young people when they're just starting now,
ye yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Would you be nice to let him practice their self?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
What the hell do I care if they got a
good sales pitch. I hate a Mormon. I'm a Presbyterian. What, Archie,
you ain't gonna let this go? Are you okay? Fine?
Open the door? Bring on the Mormons?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get this over with, Archie,
pe nice ate it. I am gonna be the milk
of human kindness here. The hell's to deal with this door?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But the door fellas?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
How you guys doing out there?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Good evening, folks.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm David.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
This is Terry Worthy from the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter day Saints. Oh the Mormons.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
What don't just stand there on the porch.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You all come on in?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Really yeah, yeah, yeah, sit down and take a load
off ate it. Get these boys a nice big glass
or something non alcoholic, will you?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's not necessary.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
We don't want to take up a lot of your time.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We're just here to share some exciting news about God's
plan for.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Your life, and we can't wait to hear about it.
Break out the pie jots and tell us all about it.
Don't leave nothing out. We want to hit a whole
nine yard. You know, the Angel Macaroni and the Norman Table,
knuckle Kui, the Utah Jazz. We're all he is ready?
Go Well, what's wrong? How come you ain't saying anything.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
To tell you the truth?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
We've never actually gotten this far with anybody, See what
I mean? They needed to practice. We hope you've enjoyed
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Tune in again next time we will hear the crusty
old crackhead selling magazine prescriptions.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
And why is there a bell on the front door?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Good morning? There's a big show on the radio, all right,
the award winning not ready for drive time players Action. Hello, friends,
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Speaker 8 (11:23):
Burt Fern here with another breast drooping edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode it's the thought that counts.
As our story opens and old couple are getting ready
to celebrate their golden anniversary.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Honey, dinner's ready.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Oh my, mister, fancy lobster tails and ribbi steak, asparagus
and garlic butter caesar salad.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And Cherry's Jubilee for dessert.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh, Herbert, my favorite.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well, fifty years deserves something special.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Well, I'll just say this wasn't necessary.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
But I love it, and the start us off a
bottle of nineteen fifty seven dom Perignon Beautiful. Did you
think we'd make it this far? Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I mean all couples have rough patches, but we both
hung in there.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Honey. Now, I don't want to ruin the mood or anything.
What's wrong? Well, I just want to know if you
were ever, you know, unfaithful to me?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Well, since you asked yes three times? Oh remember when
you needed money to start your business and no one
would help? Well, I slept with the bank manager. Just
care alone.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You made that sacrifice for me. What a wife.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
And remember that operation you needed that no one would
perform because it was too dangerous. Well, I slept with
the surgeon so he'd do it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh my god, honey, you saved my life. What was
the third time?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Oh? Why bring up all those old memories? Have dinner's
getting cold?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, I would just like to know.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, all right, remember when you wanted to be president
to the golf club and you were fifty two vote shorts.
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time when we'll hear the lucky ball washer at the
golf club say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Speaker 6 (15:41):
Week one is officially in the plucks. We'll look forward
to week two, but Man, already some awesome storylines. I
just heard you a second ago talk about fourteen to
the top ten going on. You knew three were gonna
lose because he had three top ten matchup, right, But
the fourth one was the one that was the most surprising.
That was at Florida State beat the Daylight to Alabama,
tied rolls into Tallahassee two touchdown favorite, and of course,
(16:05):
all kinds of pressure on the board, all kinds of
pressure on Mike Novel Florida State after going two and
ten last year. But the Knoles just put it on them,
John Boy, just physically dismantled Alabama. That was the one
game in Week one. I think it surprised me the most.
But for Bama been their first opening season loss and
what two thousand and one. Boy, they are not happy
(16:28):
campers down there in Tuscaloosa. They are not used to losing.
And the bors and by the way, he's now had
four losses to unranked teams. Uh and he's only been
there for fourteen games. Nick Saban again were talking about
the greatest of all time. Nick Saban also had four
losses to unranked teams, but he was there for seventeen
stinking years. John, So the locals are not happy with
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roll Todd row. They'll get that thing straighten out. This
weekend with a laugher, but man a lot that was
the big surprise with a great win for Florida State.
Now I'll keep it in the Sunshine State. Miami knocks
off Notre Dame. Maybe the best game of the weekend
as far as entertainment goes. A great win from Ario
Christoball and throwback to the nineteen nineties, Miami in Florida
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State looking the part. Great win for Miami. Of course
Notre Dame loses the game, but I think the Irish
stok going to be pretty good, still gonna be pretty good.
So great wind up for the ACC. John Boy, two
top ten wins against non conference opponents. It's only happened
two times in the last forty five years, so a
pretty good start for the ACC.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Man. And uh yeah, Clemson was what you read out?
What'd you read on Clemson back?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Well, you know a lot of hype with the target
that would have been the perfect caveat for the ACC
of Crnscada Holt surf in home down their death Valley.
But you got to give LSU credit. Third defense was terrific.
Brian Kelly has spent a ton of money, brought in
a ton of talent on the defensive side, they got
after Kate Klubnick. There is no doubt they had him
rattle to Clinton and offensively couldn't run the football. And
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when you become one dimensional against a really good football team,
guess what the stuff happens? That stuff happens. The LSU
wins the game seventeen to ten, and the Tigers, the
LSU fighting Tiger. The Bayou Bengals kind of state their client.
They might just be the very best team in the SEC.
Again one week. You don't want to overreact, right, but
for Brian Kelly, they probably win that first season opener,
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and for Dabbo Company, they got to get back and
figure out what's going on. On the offensive side. They
get Troy this week. They'll beat those guys. But then
they got to go to Atlanta to Georgia Tech and
that will be a real test. But disappointment for the
Clemson Tigers. If you're an LSU fan, you loved everything
you saw, and of course Texas loses at Ohio State.
(18:45):
Arch Manning tons of hype on that front two. A
lot of folks thought arch Manning and Kate Klubnick could
be your two front runners. If you will for the Heisman.
Both those guys disappointing performances, two losses. Texas needs to
get back to the drawing board. I think they'll be okay.
But for Ohio State defending national champs, they take care
of business at home. Their defense was outstanding. So those
(19:06):
were the four games John Boyd as far as top
ten kind of intriguing storylines. And then maybe the other
thing that's kind of crazy was on Monday night that
I figured you wanted to go there?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
My wife. I gotta tell you, I promise that my
wife is a tar Hill hater. You you know, I
like them, you know, like that her family or state
fans North Carolina State, but anyway, she calls them the
tar holes. So the so the first drive, it looks like, wow,
Belichick is here, just plugged it in. They look like
(19:42):
world leaders. And then we'll downhill from there.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
What you read on that, Buddy, Well, I told somebody,
I said, you know, if you just watched the first
drive of the game, I watched the coin toss. I
saw Herbstreet and his dog, I saw Stateman Maca, everybody
out there, all of them and were there, Jorgan, Roy Williams, Lawrence.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Taylor, Me and Ham.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I mean everybody who's anybody's guitar heels there. And if
you just watched the first drive Johnny, and then you
turn the television off and went to bed. You woke
up on Tuesday morning and you said, when was the
final school at Carolina? Get forty eight fourteenth? What edd
of heels are gonna be really good? Don't know that
they lost forty eight to You said, what are you
(20:24):
talking about? But DCU just punked. I mean that was
just men versus boys. And again I always say this.
I've done this for a thousand years. People are always
gonna overreact good or bad based on one week. I
say it all the time, all this preseason hype and nonsense.
Nobody knows anything until about two or three weeks into
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the season. Didn't even get some trends. But for Bill Belichick, listen,
you bringing seventy new players, you know, forty to the
transfer portal, thirty in the recruiting. It won't take some time.
But if you don't have good quarterback play, I don't
care if pee week, football, high school, college, the pros,
and Bill Belichick and tell you you know, with Tom Brady,
he's winning multiple Super Bowls, the all time great without
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Tom Brady won forty five percent of his game, So
you gotta have a great quarterback to get to that level,
and it's gonna take some time. But it was certainly disappointing.
With all the hype and everybody being there, North Carolina
did not play well. You gotta give TCU all the credit.
They talked about being disrespected. Nobody was talking about us,
You're right, nobody talked about you. Everything was about Bill Belichick.
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But that was a complete thumping. But North Carolina again,
I'll say this for a thousand times. You look at
their schedule and they're gonna avoid Miami, they're gonna avoid
Florida State, they're gonna avoid Louisville, they're gonna avoid Georgia Tech,
they're gonna avoid SMU. I can make the case that
those are five of the six best teams in the ACC.
The one they'll have to play is Clemson. That'll be
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next month. But the schedule is favorable, so again, take
a deep breath. Was it pretty No, it was ugly,
But it's just one game, so you'll figure that thing
out and go. But I'm not selling what the biggest
thing though, was John Boyd. The biggest stink of the week, right,
had to do with somebody that you know real well,
the nature Boy Rick Flack. Nature Boy Rick Flair, going
(22:11):
off on Paul fine Bomb of the SEC Network said
he's the most absurd and incompetent analyst in college football,
and she'd be expelled from ESPN. He says, every time
I see the dude on TV, I turn it off.
So I got you got Nature Boy out off the
top ring rope coming down with an elbow slam on
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fine Bombs. I'm thinking, can we just get into week two?
I mean, County with Alabama ready to run her coach
out of town, Daboat's down on his quarterback and all
that stuff talking. I mean, it's like, man, just take
a deep breath. That's why we love Southern fide football.
Time is always something going on. It's crazy, it really is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
You've got that right. And as far as the twenty
five year old girlfriend, watch only saw her once and
not as much camera time as Taylor Swift is getting
in the NFL. But I'll notice she was side on
Randy Moss the only time I saw her.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
But yeah, I won't tell you this everybody will go
as crazy with the Taylor Swift thing was. I don't care.
I just want to say this to you all time.
I want to watch the game. I don't care about
all this fluff and nonsense of this side. But you
know that times watching some the Texas Ohio State game,
here's Matthew McConaughey, and I listen. I know he's tied
in the University of Texas. I like him as an actor.
(23:28):
I've never met him, never spoke to him, but I'll
be dogging he gets as much airtime as Taylor Swift.
It's just I'm I don't care that he's on the side.
I know he's there. Hook him, go get him, war whatever.
Just just watch the game. I mean, it's just we've
got Dave Portnoy now that God has always given you
the one bite. Everybody knows the rules, and he's now
(23:51):
on Fox doing a terrible w W E impression, and
I'm my goodness, gracious, we have lost horror mind.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
We really are. Alay, We're gonna smooth it out here
a week two coming up. Pack.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah, and lot's the biggest game of the weekend, Nashally,
you're gonna get Michigan and Oklahoma, another big ten sec
showdown at the Big Game in Norman, and maybe locally
Illinois and Duke John Boy keep an eye of fighting
the line nine at the top fifteen and Manny Diaz
and the Blue Devils get off to a good start,
so that would be a good game locally. Take a
look at and don't see what happens here again. I
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promise you there'll be great storylines and we get together
next week. You just never know what's gonna happen. And
God bless Southern Pride.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Looking Hello boy, IHI pack you and joy the rest
of your week, Buddy, catch up with you next week.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Sounds good, John Boy, talk you.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
That's here, Mark Packer, Southern Fried Football. Alright there, let's
see what we got here. Oh we got wordy word.
Let's get a couple of contestants right now at one
eight hundred Big Show and play for that big old
blue EMU prize bag we're doing next. Good morning, there's
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a way showing the radio run into your Wednesdays September.
The third I feature track from The Big Show, Big
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Right now, let's fly with everybody's head about the bed. Okay,
the word the word gonna worthy. Let's meet their contestants.
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We got Ricky the plumber from Florence, South Carolina. Morning,
Ricky as my teammate. Let's meet taters man. It's Roman
out of Abington, Virginia. Was of Roman. Oh, hey, y'all Roman,
(26:02):
everything all right, buddy, good first time color there you go.
All right, we don't where you'll get the hang of it. Okay,
all right, all right boys, Ricky, there's Roman, Virginia. Roman.
There's Ricky now in South Carolina. Let's see what we
can do here. Boys, it's four letter words. Four letter words.
(26:24):
We'll do a couple of rounds. Roman. You relax. Me
and the plumber man, what a coincidence. I've been looking
for a good plumber. Do you come up to Charlotte, Cricket.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I'd be happy to come up to Charlotte for you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Johns awesome, baby, you get his number.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Day.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
We already speak the same language. Let's let's see how
we hit it off with the wordy word here, Ricky,
we'll do the first thirty and this is four.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Make sure make sure, you explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Four letter words. You just shout them out when I
put the word and you hear it. All right, okay,
all right, start the clock now. An owl is a blank,
old bird? Your blank is an owl? Yes, uh huh.
This is what you breathe out of your nostrils. Yes,
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a blank phone. Everybody has a blank phone. Yes, oh,
you don't pay anything. It's absolutely I mean yes, uh huh.
The opposite of under is.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
O uh huh.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Blank. This is what I need. I'm trapped on the desert,
isl and I spell this word out. Yes, I mean yes.
But you were a little late.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Besides, Ricky put a five right up here, Boddy. Let's
see what Tater and Roman can do.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ricky, you sure you want to work with this guy,
I'll say.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Out The work starts at the house.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's a flush, dude, Roman, Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You're sure?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
And go? Be sure to do this to your food
before you swallow it. But you when you hear your
voice in a canyon, Hello, Hello, Hello, that's called.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
You stop at a blank stop when you're traveling, Uh no, blanks,
you pull over into one of these. You're like, I
get to stop for a minute and take a blank.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
It's like.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Bathroom another name for a bathroom, A blank room.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
There, surmise there, don't say whatever you do. Two on
the board. So it's five to two after round one. Al, recky,
here's what we polo and you ready, buddy, Hey, okay,
start the clock. Now pull off the highway into a
what a blank area? Bathrooms?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
All right? This is well another word for steak. Let's
eat blank tonight? Blank is what for dinner?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
What do you say?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No? No? Another word another word for stave, word for
beat me yes, uh huh, okay, you go blank at
the store with your wife at Yes. Another rhymes with
it flip. Yeah, I did work there, Ricky. So four
(29:24):
on the five there is a nine score oh right,
hater enrollment yes, seven, which has been done by you,
thanks several times, Mars. If you and Roman can give
us seven, you will force overtime. Eight will win it
and you will match my world record. Ready, Roman.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
And go A penny is one? Blank?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yuh?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
You? Oh, you might take ibuprofen because you have blank
and pains all over. You go to the county blank
and get a corn dog county You Uh. This these
are the people in the play. They are called this,
not the crew, but the You get a plaster blank
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on your arm when you blank, when you break it
back plaster.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
All right, dog going anywhere, y'all put a five on
that board. Ricky wins nine to five.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
If he was saying where's it, just was bleeping him out.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Roman will give you another shot down the road, Bardie.
We sure appreciate you playing with us. Okay, thank you, Okay,
roll Ricky the plumber around a Florence, South Carolina. Good work, Buddie,
you got the big old prize back headed your way.
And uh, if I can get you up here to work.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
On my pipes, he said, it's been an honor.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You want to go ruin there?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, you'll know how hard it find a good plumber.
All right, Ricky, hang on that, buddy. Good morning, got
a big show on the radio, Bery Quest from Ungo
Christopher Freeman from Facebook lands as Reverend Billy Red talking
about the atheist only I've literally only heard it once. Well, Christopher,
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Speaker 7 (32:16):
Well, good morning there, John moy and Billy, and good
morning to all her be love it friends, other and
radio land. This year's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from
the Sword of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel, Pennycoastal Assembly just
off Steed Road, twenty three on the Frontage Road, Friends.
Modern cable television has got a channel for just about everything.
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News channels, sports channels, weather channels, home and garden and channels.
They got one for Homer Sexuals that just runs The
Real Housewives twenty four hours a day. You name it,
it's there. Well, they're fetching and launch of brand new
TV network just for ah ish. The American Atheists Incorporated
(33:02):
are putting on a channel just for unbelievers called Atheist TV.
Their spokesman says, quote, there's a glut of religious TV
programming out there, but there's no atheist channel. We wanted
to fill that void. Yeah, boy, if he's anything that
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ain't nearly enough of on television today, it's ungodliness. If
you want to see the anti religious viewpoint on TV.
While the only channel you can go to is ABC
or NBC, CBS, VBS, CNN, MTVVCH One, USADNT, Comedy Central, Logo, Bravo, HBO, SKINEMAX,
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the Oprah Infrey Network, and the Golf Channel, then TV
needs more atheism. Is like saying, well, I like the
NFL network. I just wish they'd run some more football. Guys.
It's there for We're beloved the atheist channel, Feller says.
Or we'll have shows about philosophy, science and history, a
(34:12):
critical examination of the facts. Yeah, well that's what the
folks that started regular TV said at the beginning too.
We're going to keep it intelligent and educational. Ten years later,
biggest shows on the air was a bunch of millionaire Hillbillies,
A Boy's Mama that come back to life as a car,
and a talking horse.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
There's a lot of time to fill.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
I'd say it won't be long till atheist TV is
padding their prime time lineup with a fair sized gobble,
fast moving cowpucky like all the other channels do, it'd
be going like his Coming up tonight at eight it's
American idol.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Worshipers they doom for. Here comes Honey, Bills of buss
I'm hollered by Highway to coincidence, and a classic episode
of Touched by a woman that seems like an angel
at first.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
But turns out just to be a regular old gas covern.
Next month, the heartwarming family classic a Charlie Brown Solstice. Now,
stay tuned for wacky late night fun on climate change
tonight with Al Gore. I mean, honey, if you really
want to watch a bunch of angry, skeptical unbelievers fussing
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at everything normal people believe twenty four hours a day,
just turn on the MSNBC by my Friends the School
Years happing up Markey Calender's Now for the second week
in June. This year's extreme narrow minded edition of the
Sword of Joshua Vacation Bible School. Get more info on
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If I was you, I just called the Church.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Office seven O four firefire.
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Boor details coming up in our next exciting visiit. Our
mind's made up, but our door's wide open. Here at
the Sword of Joshua Independent Food of Gosper pennycos Soil Assembly,
just off State Road twenty three. On the road this
year is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's
time to turn so you don't burn Yon boyd, Billy's
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that you old keep them straight up.
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Fire, good morning. It's a big show on the radio,
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Where we got that ike's like key words too much?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yo?
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What's up?
Speaker 8 (37:14):
This is iche with all the fall wine wine you
need for oh y'all what you called into a special relationship?
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Got a letter here?
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yeah, ache hmmm.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
My woman wants to make little twenty four seven around
the clock. She wants to cook for me, wash me,
dress me, feed me, call my hair, brush my teeth,
eye my clothes, buy me CDs, cut my toe and fingernails,
and rub me down with hot oils, et cetera. That's
(37:53):
et cetera. Where you get interested. How can I tell
my woman that she does not need to do this
for me. Huh, it's a bit too much at times.
It's starting to get on my nerves. My guy friends
are making fun of me, and my other lady on
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the side says it's making me die. Should a man
put up with this kind of treatment from his woman,
what would I do? Thanks, Cisco Coppindale, Illinois, ain't no accid, Illinois, jackass.
M Dear Cisco, then why are your woman? How your
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woman been giving you the roy yal with cheese treatment?
Then she also smack you upside the.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Head with a brick? Is you crazy? You?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Here's the king, are your castle and your queen lives
to roll out that freaking red compet just for you.
She'd be roasting your Vienians over the royal file And
then then that you don't even have to worry about that,
ye old bird duty on the wrong carriage. Sounds to
(39:15):
me like there's no sense in you doing anything. Let
me preach on it, my brother. You are living every
man's dream. Listen to yourself, sweet little love machine that
you're backing call.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
All you can do is lay all that woe is
me right on the right.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Why why, why why.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Is you even asking for him cause she's smotherfhacating you
with infection. Now you trying to hits a fit because
your man friends is making fun of you. Oh Paul, baby,
wake up my brother.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Can't you see that there is jealous.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Look at THEMN, Look at THEMN.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Look at their lives.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Man, they be dying for to be in your situation.
All the women's act like they don't even know their
men's is alive until pay day. That is, even then
the only kiss they get is the good buy one
from that paycheck.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
And then then then then let me ask you this,
when does you have.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
The time to go stepping out with some other old
hoe on the side she busting on you for being
all tied and junk, tell her to step off. You
just a man, you ain't a machine. Seems to me
you must not have the same what you call stanema
as I do. Well, you need to be taking all
that a gin slang and that Vernon max and all
(40:53):
them muh them new edge fraternity drugs. But I regress,
So the question be what would I do? I would
get on his knees every night and pray she never
get herself a steam back. You better keep your big
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fat yap of clothes. My brother, things could be.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Worser ahh lot worser.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
You lose this busy little be yatching, you might be
stuck with that skaggy old whining woman you've been chasing
down the download. But but but if you is determined
to give up the good life and kick her to
the curb, that what you need to do is dust
off that size ten foot shaped scud missile aim and
(41:46):
fire it directly into her. Askghanistan and send her to
Ike Turner at eight oh one Woodbridge Center Drive shout
it kno cagilett too eight two on seven.
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This is.
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To make sure damn let us man.
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Oh we got it in here, Conteston in here. Wesley
from Sistersville, West Virginia. Good morning, Wesley, Good morning, Hey
body welcome. Why where's gonna ask dagr some questions? You
agree or disagree with her answer based on whether you
think she's right or wrong? Two bells for two buzzers
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and you win big old bull snot prized by God.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Alright, Wes, whats up?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Talk about Sup? How about a snack before SUP? Maybe
you've noticed? Are the tops and bottoms of Oreo cookies identical?
Or is there a distinguishing difference?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
You mean maybe I noticed me? But yes, I have noticed,
and no, there's They're the same.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
There's no difference.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
They are the same on both sides of that white
feeling filling. I got it ore Wesley. Time to think, Wes?
Do you agree or disagree with identical on both sides,
agree and absolutely right. Yeah, and I'm sure you've noticed
(02:04):
on both sides or twelve flowers, twelve dots and twelve dashes,
ninety ridges along the outer edges, and one oval shaped
oreo logo. Yo, just teak the damn cookie. No, I
didn't notice that. Let's study next oreo and then move
(02:26):
wons He will get you another mail, Wesley, right quick
for the win mercy. Technically speaking, how many musicians does
your band need to have to be classified as a
big band.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
A big band like back in the day, big band,
big band? A big band band of ten makes a
big band, all right?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
At least ten?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
He said ten? You need ten to be classified as
a big band. Wesley agreer disagreed, disagree and no, Dan,
it was on it ten or more? Huh okay, full count.
Heading into the final question, Taylor was wild West legend
(03:12):
John Henry Doc Holliday actually a doctor.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Oh history, history, and I am not too sure about history,
but having a doc in the gang that would be
a genius idea. Yes, Doc Holliday was a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Doc Holliday, he was actually a doctor, Wesley, agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I believe he was a dentist.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Uh, you are correct that when with an explanation, we
would have taken Doc as a doctor is as a dentist.
You don't respect your dentist, do you, sir? Oh? Yes, Uh,
he was a dentist.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Okay, I want to be a dentist.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Wesley worked out for you, knew all about it, buddy,
You've got a big old prize pack. Head up the
Sistersville for you.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Awesome first time caller, longtime listener.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Hey, you wanna follow up on the Doc Holiday question. Yes,
he was a dentist. In his dental career was cut
short by tuberkey loosis. That's what he had.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And he left his dental practice, moved to Tombstone, Arizona
for its dry climate. There he became a gambler and
close friend of Wyatt Earth. That was Doc Holliday. Vound
Kilmer played the best Doc Holiday. I agree on the
Remember the wider movies came out at the same time.
I'll Be Your Huckleberry and it was a quaid that
(04:46):
played Doc Holliday on was his name? Tombstone Russell Kurt
Russell's No, No, I'm sorry. Kevin Costner. Kevin Costner was
wide up on that. Yeah, Kurt Russell, No, he was wid.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Doc Harday wasn't doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I'll let you get back to your desk and entertainments
and shunning up a little bit like color married and
she's trying to finish your sentences. Usually totally wrong. Exactly
over here. I was going to do a split for
you guys.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now, I'm not gonna We.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Don't appreciate anything.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Let's get you news.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Let's her regroup. We gotta playhouse on the other side.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. He
has a name, bring him young. Later, the Mormons had
a birthday a couple of weeks ago. It was like
the Book of Mormon as the play that's going around
was written by like a producers of South Park like that,
say that it was a Charlotte where he goes there
all ride. We have our own Mormon. The playhouse hadn't
(06:33):
won any awards yet, so unless they win't giving it
another shot action.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Bring
on the Mormons. As our story opens, Archie Bunker and
his wife Edith are relaxing at home after dinner. Oh jeez,
help me, Lord right in the middle of a wheel
of fortune too. Whoa wah wah wah wah, hold on
(07:03):
their ding bad where you think you're going?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Whant they see who's at the door?
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Edith?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Nobody Nobody rings the bell at seven point thirty on
a Tuesday evening because they want to give you something. Okay,
anybody shows up this time night is either a crackhead
selling magazine prescriptions or some kind of religious nut. Use
the people, will you what?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
They don't look like crackheads. It's too nice looking young.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Boys with toys on.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Okay, so their religious nuts. Let me ask you this.
Are they white?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
How white are they? Are they Ryan Seacrest white? Or
is it more like Kardashian white?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
It might be a Puerto Rican in the wood park Somewhays.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Oh ah, their Seacrest water.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
H Are they in short sleeved dress shakes with real
skinny toys? Let me say how many bicycles you got
out there? There are two? They'll leaned up again and
the Port Jesus. The Mormons, you mean, like Donny and Marie. Yeah,
ate it. One's a little bit country, one's a little
(08:11):
bit rock and roll. I love that soul, and then
you always show up at night so they can catch
us at home. That what you call nocturnal emissionaries. Should
I let him in?
Speaker 4 (08:25):
What for?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
How this Mormon stuff wis? They just got out of college.
They're working a two year sales contract to share their
faith with the Heathens, by which they mean us.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Well, you like Glenn Back and he's a Mormon.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
And Muhammad Ali's a hell of a guy too. That
don't mean I want to spend my even with a
bunch of Muslim fundamentalists.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
You know, watchie.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
It's hard for young people when they're just starting now,
ye yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Would you be nice to let him practice their self?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
What the hell do I care if they got a
good sales pitch. I hate a Mormon. I'm a Presbyterian. What, Archie,
you ain't gonna let this go? Are you okay? Fine?
Open the door? Bring on the Mormons?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get this over with, Archie,
pe nice ate it. I am gonna be the milk
of human kindness here. The hell's to deal with this door?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
But the door fellas?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
How you guys doing out there?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Good evening, folks.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm David.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
This is Terry Worthy from the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter day Saints. Oh the Mormons.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
What don't just stand there on the porch.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
You all come on in?
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Really yeah, yeah, yeah, sit down and take a load
off ate it. Get these boys a nice big glass
or something non alcoholic, will you?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
That's not necessary.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
We don't want to take up a lot of your time.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
We're just here to share some exciting news about God's
plan for.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Your life, and we can't wait to hear about it.
Break out the pie jots and tell us all about it.
Don't leave nothing out. We want to hit a whole
nine yard. You know, the Angel Macaroni and the Norman Table,
knuckle Kui, the Utah Jazz. We're all he is ready?
Go Well, what's wrong? How come you ain't saying anything.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
To tell you the truth?
Speaker 9 (10:16):
We've never actually gotten this far with anybody, See what
I mean? They needed to practice. We hope you've enjoyed
John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Tune in again next time we will hear the crusty
old crackhead selling magazine prescriptions.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
And why is there a bell on the front door?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Good morning? There's a big show on the radio, all right,
the award winning not ready for drive time players Action. Hello, friends,
you're all pal.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Burt Fern here with another breast drooping edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode it's the thought that counts.
As our story opens and old couple are getting ready
to celebrate their golden anniversary.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Honey, dinner's ready.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Oh my, mister, fancy lobster tails and ribbi steak, asparagus
and garlic butter caesar salad.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
And Cherry's Jubilee for dessert.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
Oh, Herbert, my favorite.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Well, fifty years deserves something special.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Well, I'll just say this wasn't necessary.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
But I love it, and the start us off a
bottle of nineteen fifty seven dom Perignon Beautiful. Did you
think we'd make it this far? Yes?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I mean all couples have rough patches, but we both
hung in there.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Honey. Now, I don't want to ruin the mood or anything.
What's wrong? Well, I just want to know if you
were ever, you know, unfaithful to me?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Well, since you asked yes three times? Oh remember when
you needed money to start your business and no one
would help? Well, I slept with the bank manager. Just
care alone.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
You made that sacrifice for me. What a wife.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
And remember that operation you needed that no one would
perform because it was too dangerous. Well, I slept with
the surgeon so he'd do it.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh my god, honey, you saved my life. What was
the third time?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Oh? Why bring up all those old memories? Have dinner's
getting cold?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, I would just like to know.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Well, all right, remember when you wanted to be president
to the golf club and you were fifty two vote shorts.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Son of.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Edw We hope you enjoy a John Boy and Billy
playhouse buttonos top two buttons you whore. Tune in next
time when we'll hear the lucky ball washer at the
golf club say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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John Boy. Ben had only two white men ever made
me more Whoo, I feel so funable. Wow, you're lift back,
walk over your.
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Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio coming
up in minutes. Mark packards all things college football from
the purveyor of Southern Fried Football. They ever had about
four in the top ten going down. We'll find out
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so I'll tell you about the prize package that we
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Speaker 6 (15:41):
Week one is officially in the plucks. We'll look forward
to week two, but Man, already some awesome storylines. I
just heard you a second ago talk about fourteen to
the top ten going on. You knew three were gonna
lose because he had three top ten matchup, right, But
the fourth one was the one that was the most surprising.
That was at Florida State beat the Daylight to Alabama,
tied rolls into Tallahassee two touchdown favorite, and of course,
(16:05):
all kinds of pressure on the board, all kinds of
pressure on Mike Novel Florida State after going two and
ten last year. But the Knoles just put it on them,
John Boy, just physically dismantled Alabama. That was the one
game in Week one. I think it surprised me the most.
But for Bama been their first opening season loss and
what two thousand and one. Boy, they are not happy
(16:28):
campers down there in Tuscaloosa. They are not used to losing.
And the bors and by the way, he's now had
four losses to unranked teams. Uh and he's only been
there for fourteen games. Nick Saban again were talking about
the greatest of all time. Nick Saban also had four
losses to unranked teams, but he was there for seventeen
stinking years. John, So the locals are not happy with
(16:52):
roll Todd row. They'll get that thing straighten out. This
weekend with a laugher, but man a lot that was
the big surprise with a great win for Florida State.
Now I'll keep it in the Sunshine State. Miami knocks
off Notre Dame. Maybe the best game of the weekend
as far as entertainment goes. A great win from Ario
Christoball and throwback to the nineteen nineties, Miami in Florida
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State looking the part. Great win for Miami. Of course
Notre Dame loses the game, but I think the Irish
stok going to be pretty good, still gonna be pretty good.
So great wind up for the ACC. John Boy, two
top ten wins against non conference opponents. It's only happened
two times in the last forty five years, so a
pretty good start for the ACC.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Man. And uh yeah, Clemson was what you read out?
What'd you read on Clemson back?
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Well, you know a lot of hype with the target
that would have been the perfect caveat for the ACC
of Crnscada Holt surf in home down their death Valley.
But you got to give LSU credit. Third defense was terrific.
Brian Kelly has spent a ton of money, brought in
a ton of talent on the defensive side, they got
after Kate Klubnick. There is no doubt they had him
rattle to Clinton and offensively couldn't run the football. And
(18:02):
when you become one dimensional against a really good football team,
guess what the stuff happens? That stuff happens. The LSU
wins the game seventeen to ten, and the Tigers, the
LSU fighting Tiger. The Bayou Bengals kind of state their client.
They might just be the very best team in the SEC.
Again one week. You don't want to overreact, right, but
for Brian Kelly, they probably win that first season opener,
(18:25):
and for Dabbo Company, they got to get back and
figure out what's going on. On the offensive side. They
get Troy this week. They'll beat those guys. But then
they got to go to Atlanta to Georgia Tech and
that will be a real test. But disappointment for the
Clemson Tigers. If you're an LSU fan, you loved everything
you saw, and of course Texas loses at Ohio State.
(18:45):
Arch Manning tons of hype on that front two. A
lot of folks thought arch Manning and Kate Klubnick could
be your two front runners. If you will for the Heisman.
Both those guys disappointing performances, two losses. Texas needs to
get back to the drawing board. I think they'll be okay.
But for Ohio State defending national champs, they take care
of business at home. Their defense was outstanding. So those
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were the four games John Boyd as far as top
ten kind of intriguing storylines. And then maybe the other
thing that's kind of crazy was on Monday night that
I figured you wanted to go there?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
My wife. I gotta tell you, I promise that my
wife is a tar Hill hater. You you know, I
like them, you know, like that her family or state
fans North Carolina State, but anyway, she calls them the
tar holes. So the so the first drive, it looks like, wow,
Belichick is here, just plugged it in. They look like
(19:42):
world leaders. And then we'll downhill from there.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
What you read on that, Buddy, Well, I told somebody,
I said, you know, if you just watched the first
drive of the game, I watched the coin toss. I
saw Herbstreet and his dog, I saw Stateman Maca, everybody
out there, all of them and were there, Jorgan, Roy Williams, Lawrence.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Taylor, Me and Ham.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
I mean everybody who's anybody's guitar heels there. And if
you just watched the first drive Johnny, and then you
turn the television off and went to bed. You woke
up on Tuesday morning and you said, when was the
final school at Carolina? Get forty eight fourteenth? What edd
of heels are gonna be really good? Don't know that
they lost forty eight to You said, what are you
(20:24):
talking about? But DCU just punked. I mean that was
just men versus boys. And again I always say this.
I've done this for a thousand years. People are always
gonna overreact good or bad based on one week. I
say it all the time, all this preseason hype and nonsense.
Nobody knows anything until about two or three weeks into
(20:45):
the season. Didn't even get some trends. But for Bill Belichick, listen,
you bringing seventy new players, you know, forty to the
transfer portal, thirty in the recruiting. It won't take some time.
But if you don't have good quarterback play, I don't
care if pee week, football, high school, college, the pros,
and Bill Belichick and tell you you know, with Tom Brady,
he's winning multiple Super Bowls, the all time great without
(21:07):
Tom Brady won forty five percent of his game, So
you gotta have a great quarterback to get to that level,
and it's gonna take some time. But it was certainly disappointing.
With all the hype and everybody being there, North Carolina
did not play well. You gotta give TCU all the credit.
They talked about being disrespected. Nobody was talking about us,
You're right, nobody talked about you. Everything was about Bill Belichick.
(21:28):
But that was a complete thumping. But North Carolina again,
I'll say this for a thousand times. You look at
their schedule and they're gonna avoid Miami, they're gonna avoid
Florida State, they're gonna avoid Louisville, they're gonna avoid Georgia Tech,
they're gonna avoid SMU. I can make the case that
those are five of the six best teams in the ACC.
The one they'll have to play is Clemson. That'll be
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next month. But the schedule is favorable, so again, take
a deep breath. Was it pretty No, it was ugly,
But it's just one game, so you'll figure that thing
out and go. But I'm not selling what the biggest
thing though, was John Boyd. The biggest stink of the week, right,
had to do with somebody that you know real well,
the nature Boy Rick Flack. Nature Boy Rick Flair, going
(22:11):
off on Paul fine Bomb of the SEC Network said
he's the most absurd and incompetent analyst in college football,
and she'd be expelled from ESPN. He says, every time
I see the dude on TV, I turn it off.
So I got you got Nature Boy out off the
top ring rope coming down with an elbow slam on
(22:32):
fine Bombs. I'm thinking, can we just get into week two?
I mean, County with Alabama ready to run her coach
out of town, Daboat's down on his quarterback and all
that stuff talking. I mean, it's like, man, just take
a deep breath. That's why we love Southern fide football.
Time is always something going on. It's crazy, it really is.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
You've got that right. And as far as the twenty
five year old girlfriend, watch only saw her once and
not as much camera time as Taylor Swift is getting
in the NFL. But I'll notice she was side on
Randy Moss the only time I saw her.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
But yeah, I won't tell you this everybody will go
as crazy with the Taylor Swift thing was. I don't care.
I just want to say this to you all time.
I want to watch the game. I don't care about
all this fluff and nonsense of this side. But you
know that times watching some the Texas Ohio State game,
here's Matthew McConaughey, and I listen. I know he's tied
in the University of Texas. I like him as an actor.
(23:28):
I've never met him, never spoke to him, but I'll
be dogging he gets as much airtime as Taylor Swift.
It's just I'm I don't care that he's on the side.
I know he's there. Hook him, go get him, war whatever.
Just just watch the game. I mean, it's just we've
got Dave Portnoy now that God has always given you
the one bite. Everybody knows the rules, and he's now
(23:51):
on Fox doing a terrible w W E impression, and
I'm my goodness, gracious, we have lost horror mind.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
We really are. Alay, We're gonna smooth it out here
a week two coming up. Pack.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Yeah, and lot's the biggest game of the weekend, Nashally,
you're gonna get Michigan and Oklahoma, another big ten sec
showdown at the Big Game in Norman, and maybe locally
Illinois and Duke John Boy keep an eye of fighting
the line nine at the top fifteen and Manny Diaz
and the Blue Devils get off to a good start,
so that would be a good game locally. Take a
look at and don't see what happens here again. I
(24:23):
promise you there'll be great storylines and we get together
next week. You just never know what's gonna happen. And
God bless Southern Pride.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Looking Hello boy, IHI pack you and joy the rest
of your week, Buddy, catch up with you next week.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Sounds good, John Boy, talk you.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
That's here, Mark Packer, Southern Fried Football. Alright there, let's
see what we got here. Oh we got wordy word.
Let's get a couple of contestants right now at one
eight hundred Big Show and play for that big old
blue EMU prize bag we're doing next. Good morning, there's
(25:17):
a way showing the radio run into your Wednesdays September.
The third I feature track from The Big Show, Big
Box Axite too Much, love It, search for keywords too
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Right now, let's fly with everybody's head about the bed. Okay,
the word the word gonna worthy. Let's meet their contestants.
(25:40):
We got Ricky the plumber from Florence, South Carolina. Morning,
Ricky as my teammate. Let's meet taters man. It's Roman
out of Abington, Virginia. Was of Roman. Oh, hey, y'all Roman,
(26:02):
everything all right, buddy, good first time color there you go.
All right, we don't where you'll get the hang of it. Okay,
all right, all right boys, Ricky, there's Roman, Virginia. Roman.
There's Ricky now in South Carolina. Let's see what we
can do here. Boys, it's four letter words. Four letter words.
(26:24):
We'll do a couple of rounds. Roman. You relax. Me
and the plumber man, what a coincidence. I've been looking
for a good plumber. Do you come up to Charlotte, Cricket.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I'd be happy to come up to Charlotte for you.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Johns awesome, baby, you get his number.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Day.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
We already speak the same language. Let's let's see how
we hit it off with the wordy word here, Ricky,
we'll do the first thirty and this is four.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Make sure make sure, you explain it to me.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Four letter words. You just shout them out when I
put the word and you hear it. All right, okay,
all right, start the clock now. An owl is a blank,
old bird? Your blank is an owl? Yes, uh huh.
This is what you breathe out of your nostrils. Yes,
(27:11):
a blank phone. Everybody has a blank phone. Yes, oh,
you don't pay anything. It's absolutely I mean yes, uh huh.
The opposite of under is.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
O uh huh.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Blank. This is what I need. I'm trapped on the desert,
isl and I spell this word out. Yes, I mean yes.
But you were a little late.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Besides, Ricky put a five right up here, Boddy. Let's
see what Tater and Roman can do.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
Ricky, you sure you want to work with this guy,
I'll say.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Out The work starts at the house.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
All right.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's a flush, dude, Roman, Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (27:58):
You're sure?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
And go? Be sure to do this to your food
before you swallow it. But you when you hear your
voice in a canyon, Hello, Hello, Hello, that's called.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
You.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
You stop at a blank stop when you're traveling, Uh no, blanks,
you pull over into one of these. You're like, I
get to stop for a minute and take a blank.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
It's like.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Bathroom another name for a bathroom, A blank room.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
There, surmise there, don't say whatever you do. Two on
the board. So it's five to two after round one. Al, recky,
here's what we polo and you ready, buddy, Hey, okay,
start the clock. Now pull off the highway into a
what a blank area? Bathrooms?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
All right? This is well another word for steak. Let's
eat blank tonight? Blank is what for dinner?
Speaker 6 (29:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
What do you say?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
No? No? Another word another word for stave, word for
beat me yes, uh huh, okay, you go blank at
the store with your wife at Yes. Another rhymes with
it flip. Yeah, I did work there, Ricky. So four
(29:24):
on the five there is a nine score oh right,
hater enrollment yes, seven, which has been done by you,
thanks several times, Mars. If you and Roman can give
us seven, you will force overtime. Eight will win it
and you will match my world record. Ready, Roman.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
And go A penny is one? Blank?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yuh?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
You? Oh, you might take ibuprofen because you have blank
and pains all over. You go to the county blank
and get a corn dog county You Uh. This these
are the people in the play. They are called this,
not the crew, but the You get a plaster blank
(30:15):
on your arm when you blank, when you break it
back plaster.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
All right, dog going anywhere, y'all put a five on
that board. Ricky wins nine to five.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
If he was saying where's it, just was bleeping him out.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Roman will give you another shot down the road, Bardie.
We sure appreciate you playing with us. Okay, thank you, Okay,
roll Ricky the plumber around a Florence, South Carolina. Good work, Buddie,
you got the big old prize back headed your way.
And uh, if I can get you up here to work.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
On my pipes, he said, it's been an honor.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
You want to go ruin there?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Yeah, you'll know how hard it find a good plumber.
All right, Ricky, hang on that, buddy. Good morning, got
a big show on the radio, Bery Quest from Ungo
Christopher Freeman from Facebook lands as Reverend Billy Red talking
about the atheist only I've literally only heard it once. Well, Christopher,
(31:20):
let's make it twice for you. Coming up next. Good
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Is very quest times you'd like to hear about this
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Speaker 7 (32:16):
Well, good morning there, John moy and Billy, and good
morning to all her be love it friends, other and
radio land. This year's the Reverend Billy Ray Collins from
the Sword of Joshua, Independent Full Gospel, Pennycoastal Assembly just
off Steed Road, twenty three on the Frontage Road, Friends.
Modern cable television has got a channel for just about everything.
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News channels, sports channels, weather channels, home and garden and channels.
They got one for Homer Sexuals that just runs The
Real Housewives twenty four hours a day. You name it,
it's there. Well, they're fetching and launch of brand new
TV network just for ah ish. The American Atheists Incorporated
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are putting on a channel just for unbelievers called Atheist TV.
Their spokesman says, quote, there's a glut of religious TV
programming out there, but there's no atheist channel. We wanted
to fill that void. Yeah, boy, if he's anything that
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ain't nearly enough of on television today, it's ungodliness. If
you want to see the anti religious viewpoint on TV.
While the only channel you can go to is ABC
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the Oprah Infrey Network, and the Golf Channel, then TV
needs more atheism. Is like saying, well, I like the
NFL network. I just wish they'd run some more football. Guys.
It's there for We're beloved the atheist channel, Feller says.
Or we'll have shows about philosophy, science and history, a
(34:12):
critical examination of the facts. Yeah, well that's what the
folks that started regular TV said at the beginning too.
We're going to keep it intelligent and educational. Ten years later,
biggest shows on the air was a bunch of millionaire Hillbillies,
A Boy's Mama that come back to life as a car,
and a talking horse.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
There's a lot of time to fill.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
I'd say it won't be long till atheist TV is
padding their prime time lineup with a fair sized gobble,
fast moving cowpucky like all the other channels do, it'd
be going like his Coming up tonight at eight it's
American idol.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Worshipers they doom for. Here comes Honey, Bills of buss
I'm hollered by Highway to coincidence, and a classic episode
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Speaker 7 (35:07):
But turns out just to be a regular old gas covern.
Next month, the heartwarming family classic a Charlie Brown Solstice. Now,
stay tuned for wacky late night fun on climate change
tonight with Al Gore. I mean, honey, if you really
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at everything normal people believe twenty four hours a day,
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Years happing up Markey Calender's Now for the second week
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If I was you, I just called the Church.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Office seven O four firefire.
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Boor details coming up in our next exciting visiit. Our
mind's made up, but our door's wide open. Here at
the Sword of Joshua Independent Food of Gosper pennycos Soil Assembly,
just off State Road twenty three. On the road this
year is a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding you it's
time to turn so you don't burn Yon boyd, Billy's
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that you old keep them straight up.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
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Where we got that ike's like key words too much?
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yo?
Speaker 5 (37:11):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (37:14):
This is iche with all the fall wine wine you
need for oh y'all what you called into a special relationship?
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Got a letter here?
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yeah, ache hmmm.
Speaker 8 (37:30):
My woman wants to make little twenty four seven around
the clock. She wants to cook for me, wash me,
dress me, feed me, call my hair, brush my teeth,
eye my clothes, buy me CDs, cut my toe and fingernails,
and rub me down with hot oils, et cetera. That's
(37:53):
et cetera. Where you get interested. How can I tell
my woman that she does not need to do this
for me. Huh, it's a bit too much at times.
It's starting to get on my nerves. My guy friends
are making fun of me, and my other lady on
(38:14):
the side says it's making me die. Should a man
put up with this kind of treatment from his woman,
what would I do? Thanks, Cisco Coppindale, Illinois, ain't no accid, Illinois, jackass.
M Dear Cisco, then why are your woman? How your
(38:42):
woman been giving you the roy yal with cheese treatment?
Then she also smack you upside the.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Head with a brick? Is you crazy? You?
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Here's the king, are your castle and your queen lives
to roll out that freaking red compet just for you.
She'd be roasting your Vienians over the royal file And
then then that you don't even have to worry about that,
ye old bird duty on the wrong carriage. Sounds to
(39:15):
me like there's no sense in you doing anything. Let
me preach on it, my brother. You are living every
man's dream. Listen to yourself, sweet little love machine that
you're backing call.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
All you can do is lay all that woe is
me right on the right.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Why why, why why.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Is you even asking for him cause she's smotherfhacating you
with infection. Now you trying to hits a fit because
your man friends is making fun of you. Oh Paul, baby,
wake up my brother.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Can't you see that there is jealous.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Look at THEMN, Look at THEMN.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Look at their lives.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Man, they be dying for to be in your situation.
All the women's act like they don't even know their
men's is alive until pay day. That is, even then
the only kiss they get is the good buy one
from that paycheck.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
And then then then then let me ask you this,
when does you have.
Speaker 8 (40:29):
The time to go stepping out with some other old
hoe on the side she busting on you for being
all tied and junk, tell her to step off. You
just a man, you ain't a machine. Seems to me
you must not have the same what you call stanema
as I do. Well, you need to be taking all
that a gin slang and that Vernon max and all
(40:53):
them muh them new edge fraternity drugs. But I regress,
So the question be what would I do? I would
get on his knees every night and pray she never
get herself a steam back. You better keep your big
(41:15):
fat yap of clothes. My brother, things could be.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
Worser ahh lot worser.
Speaker 8 (41:24):
You lose this busy little be yatching, you might be
stuck with that skaggy old whining woman you've been chasing
down the download. But but but if you is determined
to give up the good life and kick her to
the curb, that what you need to do is dust
off that size ten foot shaped scud missile aim and
(41:46):
fire it directly into her. Askghanistan and send her to
Ike Turner at eight oh one Woodbridge Center Drive shout
it kno cagilett too eight two on seven.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
This is.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
You can send your letters to ask God here.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
To make sure damn let us man.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Woman shot at door Carolina two eight two one seven.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I'd be waiting for you.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
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