April 30, 2025 • 43 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll listen in on the town gossip, Debbie Dunbar.. - Tater updates our entertainment news with out another edition of Tatertainment News.. - Carl Childers tells us about his recent colonoscopy.. - Anybody remember the big story about a “runaway bride” - well we sure do and will fill you in and dispatch the Crocodile Stalker to bring her in.. - Willie P. makes a call about an overly hairy baby.. - and we’ll finish up with Ricky B. Sharpe singing, “Talk English To Me”…
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's a big show on the radioing the top morning
radio shows in the great state of Georgia. We were
all over the Georgia Runaway Bride. It just so happens.
It was on this date in oh five, twenty years
ago Jennifer Willbanks, missing from Georgia, turned up and Albuquerque
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claimed she was abducted, but then admitted she was indeed
the Runaway Bride, I said, one of the top morning shows,
and in Georgia we were all over.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I remember, like.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio,
John Bobilly Pillars, Tater Jackie by doing.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well the Runaway Bride.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We, like many other news outlets or entertainment outlets in America,
covered the story with.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I remember y'all member.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
First some songs said let him crazy man, got crazy
eye owners the choppers on her too. I'm telling you
what this girl in casey run away faked her kidnapping,
cut her hair and all this deal, got on a bus.
Didn't want to get married. Don't want to get married. Please,
you know that's fine. I don't put us all that
money we spent looking for and then it was out
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and then her.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Stupid fiance went back to her hotel. Yeah, I love her.
I'm gonna take her back because I love her.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Man and me, I got a pretty good damn idea
of what's going on. To tell you what, well.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You thought, maybe, you know, just for his own good.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The wedding didn't didn't come off after all, after he
waited and went on open and looked like a jerk in.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, she now is suing her ex fiance for five
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
She's suing him.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yes, of course. Her name was Jennifer will Banks. Took
off just days before her lavish wedding that was in
five ended up in Las Vegas and New Mexico and
made the international headlines. That's no one just America. This
was international, Yeah, because hundreds of people were searching for
in her back of her home in suburban Atlanta. Well,
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will Banks and John Mason broke up for good in May,
and now she's asking for two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars as her share of a home Mason purchased with
money they got for selling their story to an agent. Okay,
so let's figure this out there. He got money for
selling their story to an agent and she wants half
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of it.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So he sold his story, bought a house, and now
she wants half of it. She didn't even marry him
and she wants half his stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What's that? All this could be a dangerous precedent. I'm
telling you dangerous. I tell you.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
If I didn't take off, you went ahead story, I
get hear down.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Good work. Yeah, you're thinking like a runaway brud Well,
look at those eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So say the two hundred and fifty thousand she wants
is her share of the home that he bought.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
When all this he went through, sold the story, he
got some oga, bought homes. She wants to fifty. She
don't think too much of her, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Telling you, and now he only sold his side of
the story for goodness sakes, so nothing to keep her
from selling her sides?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
This okay?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well, she wants two hundred and fifty grand Havoit house.
She also wants two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in
punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she
granted for him to handle their financial aff So a
total of five hundred thousand dollars. Old crazy eyes wants
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from old loser boy. Well that's just half.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
An I got bills to pay all the money.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
She also wants to return of personal property. She claims
that he can't.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Oh, all those bobbleheads of her they made for that
double a baseball team that time.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I remember it was runaway Bride night. It was Runaway
Bride bobblehead night. We talked that god.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh now, runaway Bride initially claimed to have been abducted
and sexually assaulted, but later we can is saying she
ran due to personal issues. Huh, it's still like a missile.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This party's boring.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He hates you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I hope that this guy is just feeling a little
bit better about that marriage never.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Happened, no joke.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Well, why he's gonna lose half stuff anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't know. We'll to Tayler keep on this story.
We'll see if she actually gets any money. If this
board dude loses half of his stuff and his wife
ran away it never got married.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, this could be a dangerous president. I'm look
like a jackass. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh man, all right, keep a couple eyes open for
old crazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Let's see what happened.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
She's got enough from both of them.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
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All right, well, we brought you up on what was
the Runaway Bride a few minutes ago. Then we put
our man on it.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving gooday Steve.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Here today we're in the waldlands of Georgia in the
southeastern United States, and we're hot on the trail of
a creature that many folks once considered a mythical beast.
What used to be categorized right up there with Bigfoot,
the luckless monster in the Unicorn has recently proven to
be the real thing. I'm sure by now you know
I'm talking about the nuptialis escapist, rapidious or the North
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American runaway Bride. This little sheili is a rarity, indeed
good thing too. With the national media ruckus this critic creates,
America couldn't handle a.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
Whole pack of them.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
The runaway Bride is easily identified by her gaunt features,
made even more prominent by her out of date hairstyle,
enormous square teeth, in bulging wild eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's a real startler.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
No worries though it's opposer even to get a glimpse
of her when she's not on the run, hiding from
her significant other in the subject of a nationwide manhunt.
She disguises herself with one of Mother Nature's most unusual
camouflage techniques, a colorful caf tad.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's a little beauty and she sounds close for it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's a odd you know.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
A lot of Nature's beast is mate for life, and
not the runaway Bride. The ring hasn't been forged that
can stay on her fingers.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We've got to do.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Something to flush her out of that prickly undergrowth. And
I've got just the thing. I've brought one of those
little boom boxes with me and a special CD. They're
not gonna bring her out into the open. Here we go.
It's working, crickey. She's in quite a stir. I still
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can't get a good look at her.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Good thing.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
I brought my secret weapon, Rice, A few handfuls of these.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
She'll bolt for sure, and she's off.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Point.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
She's winking fast.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
We gotta get tell her the foot she makes it
to the bus station, then she can wind up anywhere.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Almost got her owl.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
She threw a bouquet s nice shied princess dock Ya
whoa wow, blimey, she's a real handful.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
I better watch out for those BLUs sized choppers.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Easy there, girl, I gotta get a clip on any
underbrush shredded to close up a fright.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's coming off by the.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Anfuls old still, darling, I lost my backup in the
mad pursuit. I hope they get here soon. I can't
hold on to her by myself for long. Why she's
practically naked, make that completely naked. Well, I can see
why her names so ain't gonna get her back.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
She's a little vixer. Hey, hey, croky.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Bad luck.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
It's the naive tal gullibus suckerer or the common North
American jolted groove.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Get your hands off my naked fielce.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
The luary extreme protective nature and their violent temper. Lucky
for me this, when he's tall and willowy, doesn't appear
to be a real threat. Easy there, slim, I know
what I'm doing here. I'm a professional. I don't want
any trouble. You better run along before someone gets hut.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well it's a little bit late for that. Yeah right, how.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Right, Well he won't get away with that again, my mistake.
I'm walking, Sashy goes. Well, at least that'll spare me
a beating.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Would you turn and loose for now? I'm never gonna
find her in this All your.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Fault, Oh boy, Hold on the face, the face. Why
don't I always go for the face right in.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
The meat too? All right?
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Go back in the face.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Next week for another episode of the Crocodile Stocker.
Speaker 9 (10:43):
The stay out of the Wolves were.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Just the one for all of them?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Work out wonderful?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Aye?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
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That's a big show on the radio. Rolling to your
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Fat that Air from London, Kentucky. Good more than fat
that ad? Hey, good morning, welcome man, All rise the
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fat Daddy. Know we're gonna do We'll lastate some questions.
You agree disagree with her answer? You get two bells
before two buzzers and you the winner.
Speaker 11 (12:06):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'm excited, all right, tay.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
According to archaeologists, those are smart people are archaeologist. Archaeologists archaeologist,
those guys. That was tough. Okay, So according to those
guys who dig up bones, where on a Native American
totem pole would you find the tribe's most important man?
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Is it under it under like in the.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Ground that it would be the middle of the totem pole?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Johnson, The most important man of the tribe is the
middle of the totemle. Fat Daddy, Do you agree or disagree? Man?
Speaker 12 (12:57):
I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
With that one. I was like, yeah, at the very bottom,
at the base, the base of the old totem pole
holding up all of the others, sees yeah, if.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
You were closer under.
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Agatha Agatha.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Christie, Well she spells it weird.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Was the She's credited with writing hundreds of mystery novels,
short stories, and Broadway plays.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Of course is he?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And how many of her mysteries did the Butler do it?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Define? Do it?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Don't mean, don't don't think about Joe Butler. Go ahead,
knock that one out there.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I will say zero times did the butler do it?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Wow? And all of all Agatha Christie's mystery the Butler
never did it.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Never did it?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
All right, Fat Daddy agree or disagree.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
I'm gonna have to disagree again.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And no, the butler never did it right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Never? Okay, Well, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
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Who was more likely to run a stoplight?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Men or women?
Speaker 12 (14:28):
There?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
You know that depends on who's in the crosswalk, So
it depends. But no, statistically women running women yep, more
likely to run a stop.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Women are more likely to run to stop lot. What's that,
fat daddy? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (14:45):
Well, I'm I'm guilty of it, so I'm gonna I'm
gonna say men are more likely to.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Run, so disagreeing with that, and men are more likely.
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Love you guy, I love.
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You, Boddy, I go. I know who's that sexy voice
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just rehearsed like once or twice all the irritator. But
you got an intro that that you like for a
news segment. Go ahead and okay, go ahead and.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Try it out.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Now it's time to find out what's up John Boy's butt.
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You gotta you don't mean to do it? No, no,
you gotta you gotta pop it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Remember double R.
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B W R.
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All right, good rehearsal, good rehearsal. Well, will keep it going. Uh,
don't ask. Big Show rolls on good morning on the
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Big Show is on the radio. And here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
It is time for the grumpy old man flammity fluid.
I'm old and I hate prom. Back in my day,
we didn't have no fancy course pinnin.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Rented limousine riding stupid DJ jabberin slowed dancing but grabbing
high school foolishness.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
When I was a boy, prom was a thing.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Of myth and legend, meant for folks who had all
their teeth and only two eyes, and whose parents weren't
first cousins. The only time we had something to dance
about was when your pet badger Willie didn't give you rabies,
or by some miracle, nobody Peede and your rain barrel,
or that it was okay to butcher the hogs because
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they aren't blood relatives. Like last season when Uncle Elma
got licked up and got frisky with the sow.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
It's prom time. It's prom time. It's mooch off Dan
and mob time.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Oh shut your pukes about your piply face social leech home.
Everyone knows that proming nothing but a bunch of puberty poppin'
hormone hotfooting two point five grade point average horn dogs,
all gussied up in rented clothes from the strip mall
and fancy eating on mommy and.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Daddy's nickel at the red labster.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Well, Ladie freakin' da, don't forget your glass slipper, Cinderella.
Then after the feedbag's been licked clean, it's off to
the main event. The warehouse behind the hardware store, all
decorated up to look like a grand ballroom, if that
ballroom had been in some half assed carpenter's wet dream.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
And the band plays.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Songs no one can recognize because they ain't had time
to practice on account of they all been in county
lock up for being perverts.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
And in between.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Songs, you don't recognize your feast on unimaginable delicacies.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Like stale store brand bagel bites.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
And expired vegan meatballs, and you keep from hurland just
long enough to drink some raisin wine the chemistry whiz
made in the beck of his toilet, and before you
know it, in the Granddaddy of all ironies, your date
gets pregnant on a pallet.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
Of Saltpeter, who did ding dang do? Look at me?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
I'm a spoiled brat from yuppies fawn, eating out of
the trash and dancing the cover tunes from Peeping Tom
of the butt sniffers. I can't wait to name my
kids snap on tools.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And we like it.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
We loved it.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
In my day, there went no such a thing as
a prom, but we did have a big shin dig
for all the gradiots, and it was called that you
better enjoy tonight because tomorrow you're gonna wake up and
find out the real world sucks.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Dance.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Someone's pappy would let us have it in the barn,
and we were too lazy and stupid to clean it first,
so all night long we were ankle deep and ransom
animal waste, which wasn't the worst thing in the world
because it kept you from smelling the food, which was
usually poorly clean chitlins and spoiled cheese that was left
over from the county fair the year before. We didn't
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have no high Waian punch to drink, just a spittoon
from the slaughterhouse with a bunch of straws in it.
We couldn't afford a fancy suit, so we wore the
one our grand pappy was buried in. But the funeral
parlor was cheap, so it wasn't the whole suit, just
the front pot.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
So we spent the whole.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Night with our pimply butts hanging out and yelling to
close the door because I feel a breeze. The band
was just your uncle tooty tooton on a moonshine jug
while his fat wife kept times slapping a belly.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Like a big toothless walrus.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
And we danced all night like h'll Billy Luna tics
until our bare feet bled and they got infected from
all the rap on the floor, and the smell drove
the hogs crazy, and they chased us down and ate
our legs off, and you had to crawl home on
your belly like a craw daddy.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
All the time talking about how much. You loved the band.
Wappity Wahoo, Willie wee. Look at me.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
I'm a shoeless, genetic freak, wearing half a dead man's suit,
slapping my first cousin on the court hole and sipping
stranger stock through a used straw, dancing the poop foot
shuffle to the belly Bongo. I kicked my own stupid ass,
but the hogs ate my legs.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Oh happy day, and we liked it. We loved it.
H giggle spit. I hate brom.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Good morning. There's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Hell ay you Lindsay premouth here.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily news of culture and edification every morning. Run
these two delightful. That's John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who will I thought it was buddy you?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio. Yeah, man,
The winning street continues. I can tell about Jackie's expression
when she brings the envelope Ben that I terman, I
kind of forgot all about when I picked the Florida
Gators swimming nowation Little Men's Basketball Championship.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Whoa that they did? And I came in second place
out of hundred.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
I think it's a good time to uncork your button.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Y Gord down there?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Your good?
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Okay, she's way up there. What to watch in minutes?
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Hang on when you saw men?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Minutes where? Right now from the desk and Taylor Tayman.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
News is what to watch. Here's our girl, mar Taylor.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Let's see what people were watching at the box office.
The top five movies from this weekend. Sinners dominated the
box office for its second weekend in a row. You
might be thinking what is Sinners? Well, Sinners is the
horror movie that has stars Michael B. Jordan and Hailey
Steinfeld and she's from she was in the True Grit
movie the remake.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
She was the girl girl.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yes, well she's all grown up now, she's engaged to
Josh Allen.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
And the movie was about quarterback bills. Yeah, you're they're
a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Well, Sinners is about brothers who returned to their hometown
in Mississippi to start over and run into a bunch
of vampires.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So I was wonder about that used a Michael Jordan movie.
They're trying to kill him somewhere or.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
The other, right, so this is yeah, I mean, I'm
sure he has his shirt off at some point.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Too lucky, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Meanwhile, Disney's re release of Star Wars Episode three, Revenge
of the Sith the twentieth Anniversary, came in second place, barely,
I mean only by a couple hundred thousand feet out
The Accountant two, which debuted number three. A Minecraft movie
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What's supposed to be a pause there? A Minecraft movie
came in fourth place, and rounding out the top five
was The Movie Until Dawn, which was about you know, Clover,
that girl and her friends who go to the remote
area where her sister disappeared and they ran into a
mass killer and he starts picking them off one by one. Yeah,
that movie came in fifth. All right, what's coming out
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this Friday?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Thunderbolts.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
This stars Florence Pugh, Julia, Louis Dreyfus, Wyatt Russell, and
David Harbor. It's a world without the Avengers, don't you know?
And we have a new group of superheroes. Maybe it's
a group of super villains, super villains from the I know,
I'm talking too fast, a group of super villains from
the Marvel Cinematic universe. And they are recruited to go
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on missions for the government and mayhem ensues. It's it's
kind of a comedy action movie.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, she plays the agent in charge. But yeah, David Ferber,
he's very funny. He's from Stranger Things. He played the sheriff, Yeah,
and Stranger Things that he's very funny.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's bad Santam all right. Also out this weekend, The Surfer.
It's a psychological thriller. It stars Nicholas Cage and he's
a man who returns to his childhood beach with his
son to go surfing and they run into locals that
don't want their.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Kind on their turf.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
It escalates and he snaps and mayhem and follows.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
All right, I want to make one suggestion for you, Johnny.
You've got Hulu, so go to Hulu. My name is Earl.
All seasons you can sit and binge watch it really well?
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Funny for you. And that his hot girlfriend from went
to East Carolina University early years she's much hogh Yeah, t.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Me five years ago, wasn't it like?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yes? Streaming, I mean I've been covered up, you know,
just kind of getting over jet lag from bringing the
floods to Italy. And uh, Lioness Special Ops. Lioness is
two seasons are streaming on Paramount Plus. It's a Taylor
Sheridan series. So I wanted to let you know about that.
It has always selled Donna in it, Nicole Kidman, Morgan Freeman,
they're fighting the war on terror.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
It's pretty good.
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Got him some stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Out then busy, y'all go watch something well, thank.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
You very much. Jam Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play worthy word. Here we go one eight hundred
big show. We'll get a couple of contestants and play
for the bulls not we'll do it next good morning.
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That's a big show. The radio will Hummer on your
Homeday Wednesday, last day April. Here on the thirtieth, twenty
twenty five, reggabe Sharpers singing talk English to me. We're
continue around countdown the sinko, the ma old coming up Monday.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Monday, right now, let's way at everybody's head, about the bed,
the worry word.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Tanny from Muskrat Flats, Michigan.
Good morning, Tanny, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Tanny?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Tiny?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Tanny?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Am I right? Yeah, I know Jackie spelled it, but
that don't mean much sometimes. We got Kevin over here
in Washington, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Kevin. Good morning. How you
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got doing man?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We're good, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
There's Tiny Muskrat Flats Tiny, ask Kevin, all right, Michigan
whiny tiny? What it's tiny?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh say, I was going by Jackie spelling, so I
can't do that. So it's tiny Jackie tiny. I bet
he's a big boy.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
I'm just guessing, all right, the boy, All right, John
moo and tiny I like it, and it'll be Tater
and Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
We got words dealing with sports, professional or backyard. So
we're thinking about sports all right, okay, okay, Kevin, you relax.
Let's see if I can get some words out of
tiny here. All right, here we go, dynysh are the clock.
Now we just had the big NFL draft.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Sport?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
A blank in the bucket, just a blank in the bucket.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
One drop?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, that's it, all right? Another word for tennis shoes.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You be real quiet?
Speaker 13 (31:20):
Nigh?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, all right? This is what you do. You kick
the ball and the goal no, no, is it the
host sport?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
The White and.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Black barber had a boy. Oh, Robert, Yes, you got
a tiny That is a four on the board. So
Kevin and Tatter for their first thirty Kevin, are you ready?
I'm ready? All right, and go all right.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
This is there. It's a two wheeled machine and they
race them and it's called something two words.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
The first part of the word is the first.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Part of motoco.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, thank you. You have a board and you ride
the waves.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
You are a This is in the game of baseball.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
The guy on the mound throws a what.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
You have to have this. There's no eye in this.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
You have to work well, you have to be yeah,
all right.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
That was me trying not to say word o.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, well that was a three on the board. Tiny
leads Kevin four to three. Here we're going around to
you ready tiny record dodd. Yeah, let's say we're picking
up on that last one. Body, all right, so starting
the clock now, all right, we got yeah, we gotta
do this together. Uh blank yes your team wat yes,
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all right, all right. This is a quick quick run
you blank to the finish line. Yeah, uh huh. This
is what you This is what you put on your
things when you get down on them, so you don't
you don't rub your blanks.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What's what? What's in the middle of your legs?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh man man ty I awesomebody.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
If we lose, it ain't on you.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Four A seven score and now Kevin and Taylor four
will tie this game, five will win.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Okay, ready, go you score this in soccer a what? Yes?
Speaker 12 (33:37):
You?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
This is a you're on a boat and you race
them just with the wind. What kind of boat is it?
These are the spikes on your shoes? What kind of
shoes are they? You have a puck in this game?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
A puck?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
A puck?
Speaker 9 (33:56):
Yeah, tied up?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
You have a you're on a hockey blank? The whole
group of you. You are all hockey.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Team for the winds at the buzzard.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Look at y'all, Hevin.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Oh, go on it and tiny we came up a
little short, buddy. Is that that ain't on you? We're
gonna get you down the road, man, give you another
shot at it? All right? Coming up, Short Story of
my life. You know it might just look that way
because of your size. What you don't know, y'all. We
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appreciate y'all boys playing man that big time, Kevin, you
hang on for the prize pack. Good Morning, Big Shows
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Doctor Bailey's office.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Yes, ma'am, y'all want to do that hair removal?
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Yes, we did.
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I had been seeing the ad in the paper about it,
and I've got something kind of unusual. I wonder if
you min could help me with kay. Uh, my wife
and I had a baby about it's about six months
old now mm. And when it was born, I don't
know what you call this here in condition, but it
was completely covered with hair and uh after it got
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about uh three months old, I mean, it got so
much on it that that I I I got me
some of these uh barber shars, you know, and just
uh did it took all the hair off of it
in barber shars. But now it's completely covered. I mean
it's face and everything m and uh look like it
l you know, it looked like some kind of animal
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or something like a dog or maybe a little gorilla
or something. And I was wondering, could y'all help me
with that?
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Can you hold the second?
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Yes? Uh? But while I got you on the phone,
I wanted aks you one other thing. Uh huh uh y'all,
I know that y'all do women's legs too.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
Yes, we're there.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Well, and it's nine hundred dollars and what if the
person ain't a full sized person. My wife is like
she's a dwarf. She ain't but about three feet on
her legs ain't as long as a normal person.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
I don't see any problem with it. It's it's it's
a standard price. It does go up for people that
have more dense hair, or people that are that have
with legs sides. I guess it goes up.
Speaker 12 (37:27):
So it wouldn't be no cheap. Wouldn't be no cheaper
with shorter legs, you know, I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (37:30):
I could be wrong that. I really don't think so.
Speaker 12 (37:34):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
What was your name again, Jennifer?
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Yes, ma'am, well Jennifer. I don't know what we're gonna do.
I ain't never seen no child it looked like this here.
Speaker 13 (37:43):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (37:43):
I was thinking the other day, if we can't get
all this hair taken off of it, I might see
if I can maybe carry it around in a carnival
or a circus or something like that. You know, it
charged people to look at it, ma'am. Was you laughing
at me?
Speaker 13 (37:55):
No, sir, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
Well look here, do you think that maybe y'all could
you know make it's some kind of good price on
taking all the hair off this baby. You know, maybe
we could take uh, you know, one thing before and
after pictures like they do with them fat peoples, and
then advertising and maybe y'all could you know, use them
pictures in y'all newspaper ads and get you some more business,
or you know, maybe make some posters of it and
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put it all around town and store when y'all name
on it. Everything.
Speaker 13 (38:20):
I'm not sure about that. I'll have to talk to
the doctor about it.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
Yes, ma'am, Well, I could send y'all quite a bit
of customers. I got an auntie that's got this kind
of a mustache, and one of my sisters got hair
growing all out of nose real bad. And my huncle
got this long hair growing out of a mole on
his face and hair all up in his old ears.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
Oh yes, sir, could.
Speaker 12 (38:40):
I just bring them all over there all at once
and let.
Speaker 13 (38:42):
Y'all look at certain you'd really need to make an
appointment for each person's so.
Speaker 12 (38:47):
There ain't no way we could just all come in
and once, you know, y'all could probably do my baby
and my wife and all my kinfolks there and one.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
Day in that no sure, I don't think we could
do that.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
Well, the main thing is it him baby. You know
this really is a problem. Well, we was in I mean,
it gets embarrassing. I hate to talk about my own child,
but we was in the grocery store the other day
and this this lady walked over and pitted him. Said
that was a pretty good. My old lady started crying.
It's a boy. Let go ahead and make up on
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me ins for the baby. And if it's okay, I'm
gonna bring it over there. And one of them, a
little cagy like you care a little dog or cady
ran in because I'm tired of people mistaking it for
a pett And you know, since you looked like one, yes, sir, ma'am,
are you laughing at me?
Speaker 13 (39:30):
Really, no, sir, I'm not. It's just it's just very unusual.
Could you be here at eleven next Tuesday?
Speaker 12 (39:39):
I sure could. We'll see you then, all.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
Right, Thank you for calling, and we'll be looking for
you next year.
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We ain't gonna be too hard to recognize.
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It's a big show on the radioing the top morning
radio shows in the great state of Georgia. We were
all over the Georgia Runaway Bride. It just so happens.
It was on this date in oh five, twenty years
ago Jennifer Willbanks, missing from Georgia, turned up and Albuquerque
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claimed she was abducted, but then admitted she was indeed
the Runaway Bride, I said, one of the top morning shows,
and in Georgia we were all over.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I remember, like.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio,
John Bobilly Pillars, Tater Jackie by doing.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well the Runaway Bride.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
We, like many other news outlets or entertainment outlets in America,
covered the story with.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I remember y'all member.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
First some songs said let him crazy man, got crazy
eye owners the choppers on her too. I'm telling you
what this girl in casey run away faked her kidnapping,
cut her hair and all this deal, got on a bus.
Didn't want to get married. Don't want to get married. Please,
you know that's fine. I don't put us all that
money we spent looking for and then it was out
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and then her.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Stupid fiance went back to her hotel. Yeah, I love her.
I'm gonna take her back because I love her.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Man and me, I got a pretty good damn idea
of what's going on. To tell you what, well.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You thought, maybe, you know, just for his own good.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
The wedding didn't didn't come off after all, after he
waited and went on open and looked like a jerk in.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Front of everybody.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Well, she now is suing her ex fiance for five
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
She's suing him.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yes, of course. Her name was Jennifer will Banks. Took
off just days before her lavish wedding that was in
five ended up in Las Vegas and New Mexico and
made the international headlines. That's no one just America. This
was international, Yeah, because hundreds of people were searching for
in her back of her home in suburban Atlanta. Well,
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will Banks and John Mason broke up for good in May,
and now she's asking for two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars as her share of a home Mason purchased with
money they got for selling their story to an agent. Okay,
so let's figure this out there. He got money for
selling their story to an agent and she wants half
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of it.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
So he sold his story, bought a house, and now
she wants half of it. She didn't even marry him
and she wants half his stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What's that? All this could be a dangerous precedent. I'm
telling you dangerous. I tell you.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
If I didn't take off, you went ahead story, I
get hear down.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Good work. Yeah, you're thinking like a runaway brud Well,
look at those eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
So say the two hundred and fifty thousand she wants
is her share of the home that he bought.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
When all this he went through, sold the story, he
got some oga, bought homes. She wants to fifty. She
don't think too much of her, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Telling you, and now he only sold his side of
the story for goodness sakes, so nothing to keep her
from selling her sides?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
This okay?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Well, she wants two hundred and fifty grand Havoit house.
She also wants two hundred and fifty thousand dollars in
punitive damages for allegedly abusing the power of attorney she
granted for him to handle their financial aff So a
total of five hundred thousand dollars. Old crazy eyes wants
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from old loser boy. Well that's just half.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
An I got bills to pay all the money.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
She also wants to return of personal property. She claims
that he can't.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Oh, all those bobbleheads of her they made for that
double a baseball team that time.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I remember it was runaway Bride night. It was Runaway
Bride bobblehead night. We talked that god.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh now, runaway Bride initially claimed to have been abducted
and sexually assaulted, but later we can is saying she
ran due to personal issues. Huh, it's still like a missile.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
This party's boring.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
He hates you.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I hope that this guy is just feeling a little
bit better about that marriage never.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Happened, no joke.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Well, why he's gonna lose half stuff anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't know. We'll to Tayler keep on this story.
We'll see if she actually gets any money. If this
board dude loses half of his stuff and his wife
ran away it never got married.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, this could be a dangerous president. I'm look
like a jackass. Look at that.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh man, all right, keep a couple eyes open for
old crazy eyes.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Let's see what happened.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
She's got enough from both of them.
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All right, well, we brought you up on what was
the Runaway Bride a few minutes ago. Then we put
our man on it.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stoker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of it.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving gooday Steve.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Here today we're in the waldlands of Georgia in the
southeastern United States, and we're hot on the trail of
a creature that many folks once considered a mythical beast.
What used to be categorized right up there with Bigfoot,
the luckless monster in the Unicorn has recently proven to
be the real thing. I'm sure by now you know
I'm talking about the nuptialis escapist, rapidious or the North
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American runaway Bride. This little sheili is a rarity, indeed
good thing too. With the national media ruckus this critic creates,
America couldn't handle a.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
Whole pack of them.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
The runaway Bride is easily identified by her gaunt features,
made even more prominent by her out of date hairstyle,
enormous square teeth, in bulging wild eyes.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
It's a real startler.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
No worries though it's opposer even to get a glimpse
of her when she's not on the run, hiding from
her significant other in the subject of a nationwide manhunt.
She disguises herself with one of Mother Nature's most unusual
camouflage techniques, a colorful caf tad.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's a little beauty and she sounds close for it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's a odd you know.
Speaker 8 (07:45):
A lot of Nature's beast is mate for life, and
not the runaway Bride. The ring hasn't been forged that
can stay on her fingers.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
We've got to do.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Something to flush her out of that prickly undergrowth. And
I've got just the thing. I've brought one of those
little boom boxes with me and a special CD. They're
not gonna bring her out into the open. Here we go.
It's working, crickey. She's in quite a stir. I still
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can't get a good look at her.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Good thing.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
I brought my secret weapon, Rice, A few handfuls of these.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
She'll bolt for sure, and she's off.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Point.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
She's winking fast.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
We gotta get tell her the foot she makes it
to the bus station, then she can wind up anywhere.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
Almost got her owl.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
She threw a bouquet s nice shied princess dock Ya
whoa wow, blimey, she's a real handful.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
I better watch out for those BLUs sized choppers.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Easy there, girl, I gotta get a clip on any
underbrush shredded to close up a fright.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It's coming off by the.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
Anfuls old still, darling, I lost my backup in the
mad pursuit. I hope they get here soon. I can't
hold on to her by myself for long. Why she's
practically naked, make that completely naked. Well, I can see
why her names so ain't gonna get her back.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
She's a little vixer. Hey, hey, croky.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Bad luck.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
It's the naive tal gullibus suckerer or the common North
American jolted groove.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Get your hands off my naked fielce.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
The luary extreme protective nature and their violent temper. Lucky
for me this, when he's tall and willowy, doesn't appear
to be a real threat. Easy there, slim, I know
what I'm doing here. I'm a professional. I don't want
any trouble. You better run along before someone gets hut.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well it's a little bit late for that. Yeah right, how.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Right, Well he won't get away with that again, my mistake.
I'm walking, Sashy goes. Well, at least that'll spare me
a beating.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Would you turn and loose for now? I'm never gonna
find her in this All your.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Fault, Oh boy, Hold on the face, the face. Why
don't I always go for the face right in.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
The meat too? All right?
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Go back in the face.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Next week for another episode of the Crocodile Stocker.
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The stay out of the Wolves were.
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Just the one for all of them?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Work out wonderful?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Aye?
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Wednesday eight with the thirty n us your moon in. Yeah,
time to play beat the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
Fat that Air from London, Kentucky. Good more than fat
that ad? Hey, good morning, welcome man, All rise the
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fat Daddy. Know we're gonna do We'll lastate some questions.
You agree disagree with her answer? You get two bells
before two buzzers and you the winner.
Speaker 11 (12:06):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I'm excited, all right, tay.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
According to archaeologists, those are smart people are archaeologist. Archaeologists archaeologist,
those guys. That was tough. Okay, So according to those
guys who dig up bones, where on a Native American
totem pole would you find the tribe's most important man?
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Is it under it under like in the.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Ground that it would be the middle of the totem pole?
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Johnson, The most important man of the tribe is the
middle of the totemle. Fat Daddy, Do you agree or disagree? Man?
Speaker 12 (12:57):
I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
With that one. I was like, yeah, at the very bottom,
at the base, the base of the old totem pole
holding up all of the others, sees yeah, if.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
You were closer under.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Alright, damn one mobile, Fat Daddy will author Agatha Christie,
Agatha Agatha.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Christie, Well she spells it weird.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Was the She's credited with writing hundreds of mystery novels,
short stories, and Broadway plays.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Of course is he?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And how many of her mysteries did the Butler do it?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Define? Do it?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Don't mean, don't don't think about Joe Butler. Go ahead,
knock that one out there.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I will say zero times did the butler do it?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Wow? And all of all Agatha Christie's mystery the Butler
never did it.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Never did it?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
All right, Fat Daddy agree or disagree.
Speaker 11 (14:07):
I'm gonna have to disagree again.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And no, the butler never did it right.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Never? Okay, Well, here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm gonna win it or lose it right here, Tayter,
Who was more likely to run a stoplight?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Men or women?
Speaker 12 (14:28):
There?
Speaker 5 (14:28):
You know that depends on who's in the crosswalk, So
it depends. But no, statistically women running women yep, more
likely to run a stop.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Women are more likely to run to stop lot. What's that,
fat daddy? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 11 (14:45):
Well, I'm I'm guilty of it, so I'm gonna I'm
gonna say men are more likely to.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Run, so disagreeing with that, and men are more likely.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Naughty, fat daddy.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
If you're ridden with tator, you will know why she
said women. Yeah, fat daddy, we go long Tiger's christ
pack naming the hat. But motorcycle man, you gotta going
on up in London. We appreciate you, Hey man, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (15:19):
Can I give a chout out?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Please, sir?
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I like to give a.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
Shout out to my wonderful wife Becky, and my son Trent,
and then my homies Wiener, Jinny, Pooh, Swan Dog and
Billy sound like your friends, John.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Lad Dad, appreciate you and yours listening to the.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Bad shou give me?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
I go.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Love you guy, I love.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
You, Boddy, I go. I know who's that sexy voice
coming on? I mean, good morning, John, h good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. I know it
just rehearsed like once or twice all the irritator. But
you got an intro that that you like for a
news segment. Go ahead and okay, go ahead and.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Try it out.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
Now it's time to find out what's up John Boy's butt.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
You gotta you don't mean to do it? No, no,
you gotta you gotta pop it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Remember double R.
Speaker 13 (17:04):
B W R.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
All right, good rehearsal, good rehearsal. Well, will keep it going. Uh,
don't ask. Big Show rolls on good morning on the
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Big Show is on the radio. And here we go.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
It is time for the grumpy old man flammity fluid.
I'm old and I hate prom. Back in my day,
we didn't have no fancy course pinnin.
Speaker 8 (18:01):
Rented limousine riding stupid DJ jabberin slowed dancing but grabbing
high school foolishness.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
When I was a boy, prom was a thing.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Of myth and legend, meant for folks who had all
their teeth and only two eyes, and whose parents weren't
first cousins. The only time we had something to dance
about was when your pet badger Willie didn't give you rabies,
or by some miracle, nobody Peede and your rain barrel,
or that it was okay to butcher the hogs because
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they aren't blood relatives. Like last season when Uncle Elma
got licked up and got frisky with the sow.
Speaker 9 (18:39):
It's prom time. It's prom time. It's mooch off Dan
and mob time.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
Oh shut your pukes about your piply face social leech home.
Everyone knows that proming nothing but a bunch of puberty poppin'
hormone hotfooting two point five grade point average horn dogs,
all gussied up in rented clothes from the strip mall
and fancy eating on mommy and.
Speaker 9 (19:07):
Daddy's nickel at the red labster.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
Well, Ladie freakin' da, don't forget your glass slipper, Cinderella.
Then after the feedbag's been licked clean, it's off to
the main event. The warehouse behind the hardware store, all
decorated up to look like a grand ballroom, if that
ballroom had been in some half assed carpenter's wet dream.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
And the band plays.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Songs no one can recognize because they ain't had time
to practice on account of they all been in county
lock up for being perverts.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
And in between.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
Songs, you don't recognize your feast on unimaginable delicacies.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Like stale store brand bagel bites.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
And expired vegan meatballs, and you keep from hurland just
long enough to drink some raisin wine the chemistry whiz
made in the beck of his toilet, and before you
know it, in the Granddaddy of all ironies, your date
gets pregnant on a pallet.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
Of Saltpeter, who did ding dang do? Look at me?
Speaker 8 (20:17):
I'm a spoiled brat from yuppies fawn, eating out of
the trash and dancing the cover tunes from Peeping Tom
of the butt sniffers. I can't wait to name my
kids snap on tools.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And we like it.
Speaker 9 (20:31):
We loved it.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
In my day, there went no such a thing as
a prom, but we did have a big shin dig
for all the gradiots, and it was called that you
better enjoy tonight because tomorrow you're gonna wake up and
find out the real world sucks.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Dance.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Someone's pappy would let us have it in the barn,
and we were too lazy and stupid to clean it first,
so all night long we were ankle deep and ransom
animal waste, which wasn't the worst thing in the world
because it kept you from smelling the food, which was
usually poorly clean chitlins and spoiled cheese that was left
over from the county fair the year before. We didn't
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have no high Waian punch to drink, just a spittoon
from the slaughterhouse with a bunch of straws in it.
We couldn't afford a fancy suit, so we wore the
one our grand pappy was buried in. But the funeral
parlor was cheap, so it wasn't the whole suit, just
the front pot.
Speaker 9 (21:34):
So we spent the whole.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Night with our pimply butts hanging out and yelling to
close the door because I feel a breeze. The band
was just your uncle tooty tooton on a moonshine jug
while his fat wife kept times slapping a belly.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Like a big toothless walrus.
Speaker 8 (21:53):
And we danced all night like h'll Billy Luna tics
until our bare feet bled and they got infected from
all the rap on the floor, and the smell drove
the hogs crazy, and they chased us down and ate
our legs off, and you had to crawl home on
your belly like a craw daddy.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
All the time talking about how much. You loved the band.
Wappity Wahoo, Willie wee. Look at me.
Speaker 8 (22:16):
I'm a shoeless, genetic freak, wearing half a dead man's suit,
slapping my first cousin on the court hole and sipping
stranger stock through a used straw, dancing the poop foot
shuffle to the belly Bongo. I kicked my own stupid ass,
but the hogs ate my legs.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Oh happy day, and we liked it. We loved it.
H giggle spit. I hate brom.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Good morning. There's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Hell ay you Lindsay premouth here.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily news of culture and edification every morning. Run
these two delightful. That's John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees. Who will I thought it was buddy you?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio. Yeah, man,
The winning street continues. I can tell about Jackie's expression
when she brings the envelope Ben that I terman, I
kind of forgot all about when I picked the Florida
Gators swimming nowation Little Men's Basketball Championship.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Whoa that they did? And I came in second place
out of hundred.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
I think it's a good time to uncork your button.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Y Gord down there?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Your good?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Okay, she's way up there. What to watch in minutes?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Big Show rolls on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up, we play wordy word winner gets one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products. Of course,
it's made in the USA, and truck drivers keep America moving.
It's why they look good doing it. You find Bullsnouty
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Hang on when you saw men?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Minutes where? Right now from the desk and Taylor Tayman.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
News is what to watch. Here's our girl, mar Taylor.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Let's see what people were watching at the box office.
The top five movies from this weekend. Sinners dominated the
box office for its second weekend in a row. You
might be thinking what is Sinners? Well, Sinners is the
horror movie that has stars Michael B. Jordan and Hailey
Steinfeld and she's from she was in the True Grit
movie the remake.
Speaker 6 (25:29):
She was the girl girl.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yes, well she's all grown up now, she's engaged to
Josh Allen.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
And the movie was about quarterback bills. Yeah, you're they're
a thing.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Well, Sinners is about brothers who returned to their hometown
in Mississippi to start over and run into a bunch
of vampires.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So I was wonder about that used a Michael Jordan movie.
They're trying to kill him somewhere or.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
The other, right, so this is yeah, I mean, I'm
sure he has his shirt off at some point.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Too lucky, all right.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Meanwhile, Disney's re release of Star Wars Episode three, Revenge
of the Sith the twentieth Anniversary, came in second place, barely,
I mean only by a couple hundred thousand feet out
The Accountant two, which debuted number three. A Minecraft movie
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What's supposed to be a pause there? A Minecraft movie
came in fourth place, and rounding out the top five
was The Movie Until Dawn, which was about you know, Clover,
that girl and her friends who go to the remote
area where her sister disappeared and they ran into a
mass killer and he starts picking them off one by one. Yeah,
that movie came in fifth. All right, what's coming out
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this Friday?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Thunderbolts.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
This stars Florence Pugh, Julia, Louis Dreyfus, Wyatt Russell, and
David Harbor. It's a world without the Avengers, don't you know?
And we have a new group of superheroes. Maybe it's
a group of super villains, super villains from the I know,
I'm talking too fast, a group of super villains from
the Marvel Cinematic universe. And they are recruited to go
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on missions for the government and mayhem ensues. It's it's
kind of a comedy action movie.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
Yeah, she plays the agent in charge. But yeah, David Ferber,
he's very funny. He's from Stranger Things. He played the sheriff, Yeah,
and Stranger Things that he's very funny.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's bad Santam all right. Also out this weekend, The Surfer.
It's a psychological thriller. It stars Nicholas Cage and he's
a man who returns to his childhood beach with his
son to go surfing and they run into locals that
don't want their.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
Kind on their turf.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
It escalates and he snaps and mayhem and follows.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
All right, I want to make one suggestion for you, Johnny.
You've got Hulu, so go to Hulu. My name is Earl.
All seasons you can sit and binge watch it really well?
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Funny for you. And that his hot girlfriend from went
to East Carolina University early years she's much hogh Yeah, t.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Me five years ago, wasn't it like?
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yes? Streaming, I mean I've been covered up, you know,
just kind of getting over jet lag from bringing the
floods to Italy. And uh, Lioness Special Ops. Lioness is
two seasons are streaming on Paramount Plus. It's a Taylor
Sheridan series. So I wanted to let you know about that.
It has always selled Donna in it, Nicole Kidman, Morgan Freeman,
they're fighting the war on terror.
Speaker 6 (28:28):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Got him some stuff.
Speaker 6 (28:32):
Out then busy, y'all go watch something well, thank.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
You very much. Jam Well, let's get us a winner.
Let's play worthy word. Here we go one eight hundred
big show. We'll get a couple of contestants and play
for the bulls not we'll do it next good morning.
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That's a big show. The radio will Hummer on your
Homeday Wednesday, last day April. Here on the thirtieth, twenty
twenty five, reggabe Sharpers singing talk English to me. We're
continue around countdown the sinko, the ma old coming up Monday.
Speaker 8 (29:25):
Monday, right now, let's way at everybody's head, about the bed,
the worry word.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Tanny from Muskrat Flats, Michigan.
Good morning, Tanny, Is that right?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Tanny?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Tiny?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Tanny?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Am I right? Yeah, I know Jackie spelled it, but
that don't mean much sometimes. We got Kevin over here
in Washington, Pennsylvania. Good morning, Kevin. Good morning. How you
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got doing man?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We're good, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
There's Tiny Muskrat Flats Tiny, ask Kevin, all right, Michigan
whiny tiny? What it's tiny?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh say, I was going by Jackie spelling, so I
can't do that. So it's tiny Jackie tiny. I bet
he's a big boy.
Speaker 14 (30:31):
I'm just guessing, all right, the boy, All right, John
moo and tiny I like it, and it'll be Tater
and Kevin.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Boys.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
We got words dealing with sports, professional or backyard. So
we're thinking about sports all right, okay, okay, Kevin, you relax.
Let's see if I can get some words out of
tiny here. All right, here we go, dynysh are the clock.
Now we just had the big NFL draft.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Sport?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah? All right?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
A blank in the bucket, just a blank in the bucket.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
One drop?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, that's it, all right? Another word for tennis shoes.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
You be real quiet?
Speaker 13 (31:20):
Nigh?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, all right? This is what you do. You kick
the ball and the goal no, no, is it the
host sport?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
The White and.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Black barber had a boy. Oh, Robert, Yes, you got
a tiny That is a four on the board. So
Kevin and Tatter for their first thirty Kevin, are you ready?
I'm ready? All right, and go all right.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
This is there. It's a two wheeled machine and they
race them and it's called something two words.
Speaker 11 (31:57):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (31:58):
The first part of the word is the first.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
Part of motoco.
Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, thank you. You have a board and you ride
the waves.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
You are a This is in the game of baseball.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
The guy on the mound throws a what.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (32:15):
You have to have this. There's no eye in this.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
You have to work well, you have to be yeah,
all right.
Speaker 6 (32:24):
That was me trying not to say word o.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, well that was a three on the board. Tiny
leads Kevin four to three. Here we're going around to
you ready tiny record dodd. Yeah, let's say we're picking
up on that last one. Body, all right, so starting
the clock now, all right, we got yeah, we gotta
do this together. Uh blank yes your team wat yes,
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all right, all right. This is a quick quick run
you blank to the finish line. Yeah, uh huh. This
is what you This is what you put on your
things when you get down on them, so you don't
you don't rub your blanks.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
What's what? What's in the middle of your legs?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh man man ty I awesomebody.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
If we lose, it ain't on you.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Four A seven score and now Kevin and Taylor four
will tie this game, five will win.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
Okay, ready, go you score this in soccer a what? Yes?
Speaker 12 (33:37):
You?
Speaker 5 (33:37):
This is a you're on a boat and you race
them just with the wind. What kind of boat is it?
These are the spikes on your shoes? What kind of
shoes are they? You have a puck in this game?
Speaker 6 (33:52):
A puck?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
A puck?
Speaker 9 (33:56):
Yeah, tied up?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
You have a you're on a hockey blank? The whole
group of you. You are all hockey.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Team for the winds at the buzzard.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Look at y'all, Hevin.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Oh, go on it and tiny we came up a
little short, buddy. Is that that ain't on you? We're
gonna get you down the road, man, give you another
shot at it? All right? Coming up, Short Story of
my life. You know it might just look that way
because of your size. What you don't know, y'all. We
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appreciate y'all boys playing man that big time, Kevin, you
hang on for the prize pack. Good Morning, Big Shows
on a radio. Well Ira paced Big Show listener out
of Boon, North Carolina, busy requesting his fades. See here,
Iras says, I like where the Pete Richardson's prank call
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about the Harry Baby the whole family. In fact, it's hilarious.
All right, Ira, We're getting for you coming up next.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Look at Ira up there in Boone, North Carolina, treating
the Big Show like his own. I'm glad man. We've
got all about this golf my Texas phone. Franks for
good work. Are listen to Willie P.
Speaker 13 (35:53):
Doctor Bailey's office.
Speaker 12 (35:55):
Yes, ma'am, y'all want to do that hair removal?
Speaker 13 (35:58):
Yes, we did.
Speaker 12 (36:00):
I had been seeing the ad in the paper about it,
and I've got something kind of unusual. I wonder if
you min could help me with kay. Uh, my wife
and I had a baby about it's about six months
old now mm. And when it was born, I don't
know what you call this here in condition, but it
was completely covered with hair and uh after it got
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about uh three months old, I mean, it got so
much on it that that I I I got me
some of these uh barber shars, you know, and just
uh did it took all the hair off of it
in barber shars. But now it's completely covered. I mean
it's face and everything m and uh look like it
l you know, it looked like some kind of animal
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or something like a dog or maybe a little gorilla
or something. And I was wondering, could y'all help me
with that?
Speaker 13 (36:48):
Can you hold the second?
Speaker 12 (36:49):
Yes? Uh? But while I got you on the phone,
I wanted aks you one other thing. Uh huh uh y'all,
I know that y'all do women's legs too.
Speaker 13 (36:57):
Yes, we're there.
Speaker 12 (36:58):
Well, and it's nine hundred dollars and what if the
person ain't a full sized person. My wife is like
she's a dwarf. She ain't but about three feet on
her legs ain't as long as a normal person.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
I don't see any problem with it. It's it's it's
a standard price. It does go up for people that
have more dense hair, or people that are that have
with legs sides. I guess it goes up.
Speaker 12 (37:27):
So it wouldn't be no cheap. Wouldn't be no cheaper
with shorter legs, you know, I don't think so.
Speaker 13 (37:30):
I could be wrong that. I really don't think so.
Speaker 12 (37:34):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 13 (37:35):
What was your name again, Jennifer?
Speaker 12 (37:37):
Yes, ma'am, well Jennifer. I don't know what we're gonna do.
I ain't never seen no child it looked like this here.
Speaker 13 (37:43):
Uh.
Speaker 12 (37:43):
I was thinking the other day, if we can't get
all this hair taken off of it, I might see
if I can maybe carry it around in a carnival
or a circus or something like that. You know, it
charged people to look at it, ma'am. Was you laughing
at me?
Speaker 13 (37:55):
No, sir, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (37:57):
Well look here, do you think that maybe y'all could
you know make it's some kind of good price on
taking all the hair off this baby. You know, maybe
we could take uh, you know, one thing before and
after pictures like they do with them fat peoples, and
then advertising and maybe y'all could you know, use them
pictures in y'all newspaper ads and get you some more business,
or you know, maybe make some posters of it and
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put it all around town and store when y'all name
on it. Everything.
Speaker 13 (38:20):
I'm not sure about that. I'll have to talk to
the doctor about it.
Speaker 12 (38:24):
Yes, ma'am, Well, I could send y'all quite a bit
of customers. I got an auntie that's got this kind
of a mustache, and one of my sisters got hair
growing all out of nose real bad. And my huncle
got this long hair growing out of a mole on
his face and hair all up in his old ears.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
Oh yes, sir, could.
Speaker 12 (38:40):
I just bring them all over there all at once
and let.
Speaker 13 (38:42):
Y'all look at certain you'd really need to make an
appointment for each person's so.
Speaker 12 (38:47):
There ain't no way we could just all come in
and once, you know, y'all could probably do my baby
and my wife and all my kinfolks there and one.
Speaker 13 (38:53):
Day in that no sure, I don't think we could
do that.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
Well, the main thing is it him baby. You know
this really is a problem. Well, we was in I mean,
it gets embarrassing. I hate to talk about my own child,
but we was in the grocery store the other day
and this this lady walked over and pitted him. Said
that was a pretty good. My old lady started crying.
It's a boy. Let go ahead and make up on
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me ins for the baby. And if it's okay, I'm
gonna bring it over there. And one of them, a
little cagy like you care a little dog or cady
ran in because I'm tired of people mistaking it for
a pett And you know, since you looked like one, yes, sir, ma'am,
are you laughing at me?
Speaker 13 (39:30):
Really, no, sir, I'm not. It's just it's just very unusual.
Could you be here at eleven next Tuesday?
Speaker 12 (39:39):
I sure could. We'll see you then, all.
Speaker 13 (39:41):
Right, Thank you for calling, and we'll be looking for
you next year.
Speaker 12 (39:43):
We ain't gonna be too hard to recognize.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I can't see Good Morning Big Shows on the radio.
(40:17):
You want to make you a album full of songs
from the Big Show that we love to sing I
ned Reggie be key words. Talk English. It's a big
box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Here go morning at the Lovebird depot hiring laborers.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
What the hell are the thing in? I need a translator.
I'll tell you what. I wish that you'd speak English.
My wife learned how to do it, and she's as
dumb as a fish.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
You're in my country.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
Learn the lingo. Take advice from this old gringo. All
I'm really going to mean from you is just to
talk English to me. Or the love of Pete, talk
English to me. That's that come hard. Talk English to me.
(41:22):
Talk English to me, nerve racking. The answer is always
the same, No hobbler English. You say that I'm a racist,
I should learn Spanish.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Pay partner.
Speaker 9 (41:38):
I'll tell you what.
Speaker 8 (41:40):
You can't kiss my butt, and if you ain't got
you a green card, you better keep your mouth shut.
You're in my country and learn the lingo. Take advice
from this old gringo. All I'm really going to need from.
Speaker 9 (41:53):
You is just to talk English to me. They taught
a gorilla how to do it.
Speaker 8 (42:00):
Talk English to me, side language, but still talk English
to me. Hard to believe, Talk English to me.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Who.
Speaker 9 (42:15):
That's a card game, dummy ghost.
Speaker 8 (42:18):
That's medicine, sonny trace, it's what you eat.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Your lunch off quadro.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
That's an Audi cool it with a jibber jabber genius.
Speaker 9 (42:26):
Where the hell do you come from?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Venus?
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Open your mouth and what the heck? It's like a
cling on on star trek. Don't give a crap about
pasinco Domeo, but you better get fluin if you want
your payo. Every day is a living hell. It's like
training day at Taco Bell. Welcome to the USA. Now
take a clue and learn the parlay. Don't give a
flip where you come from, man, but you gotta speak American.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
You're in the country.
Speaker 8 (42:54):
I speak the lingo. Take advice running this old gringo.
All I'm really going to need from you. Just to
talk English to me. Come on, man, talk English to me.
Talk English to me.
Speaker 9 (43:16):
Doctors to.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Nerve racking. Big Boxes.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
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running nine since each fifteen for nine ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Buy them once, play them anywhere.
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the Big Show dot com. Order a Big Show stuff
I phone the number is eight hundred and four to
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