June 4, 2025 • 55 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Coming up, we play Beating the Blonde, get a hat,
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click on, y'all is The Champ, a new stand up
comedy special by our personal good friend. On that and
(00:27):
then's streaming free on YouTube. He is Greg Warren. Good morning, Greg.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hey guys, how's it going? Hey, buddy? Better than it sounds.
It really is good, buddy. How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Man? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Congratulations? I know how you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The Champ Man? Okay, we're honest. Hasn'tybody watched it yet?
I didn't get a chance. I dog gone it all right, Greg,
So don't spoil. Don't spoil it for us. But what
are we gonna see for free on YouTube when we
tune into.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
The Champ Well, I mean I need to warn you.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I mean I think it's on YouTube, okay, and there's
about two hundred thousand people so far that have watched it,
you know. But my dad called me last night and said, Uh,
it's not on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh, it's not on there.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I said, Dad, I'm pretty sure it is not.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I looked, not on there.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You need to call somebody.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I go, Dad, it's it's on Jill said the same thing.
She said, it's not on there. So it's not on there.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You need to you need to call somebody because they got.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It all screwed up.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So I think it's on there.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
I don't want you know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And how many views you got? Like three hundred thousand views?
But pretty good?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, it could have.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
It could have two.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hundred thousand and two. If my dad is whe.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Knew how to navigate YouTube.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
There's a lot of stuff on there, though, Greg it is.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
John Boys is tricky.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
If I mentioned his job for several years was a
computer programmer.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, now now he can't type, right.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean I assume he can.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I assume he can, but I don't you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Have you ever seen him type?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I have said him type?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, I do all these things, but you know I
could I could be wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You call somebody. Yeah, he may have found it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You're up to two hundred and six thousand views.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now, well, hey, man, if you're calling my dad a liar.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, sorry, I'll take you back.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Greg. This is a while.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I was taking about your dad the other day when
I was listening to a Braves game on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know, I was wont the score?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, what's the score?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah? Hey?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I I uh, I talk a little bit about barbecue
in this uh in this specially.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm a kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
A barbecue enthusiast.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I mean I don't I don't make my own, but
I eat it every every town I go to. And
I had a lot of a lot of good barbecue
and uh in the markets that.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You guys serve.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But I am I stopped asking where to go. I
stopped asking the locals because it just they don't want
you to go anywhere close, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Like, Hey, I want to go to this place right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Across from my hotel.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
You don't want to go there. That's not a real barbecue.
There's Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna get on
the freeway. You're gonna go about forty five miles. Now,
you keep your eyes open. You're gonna see a rustled
down mailbox on your right.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
You right there.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You stay on that gravel.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Road to the end.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now at the end there's a man. He lives in
the hole.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Now he comes out of that whole every Thursday morning
with a brisket.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
That's some barbecue rope. I'll tell you what. Listen. Listen, man,
he don't take money. You got to give him baseball cards.
But that's that's what that's what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Uh. The other thing that I.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't think these barbecue places it's not fair, Like it's
the one business where it just seems like it's fine
for them to not have the product that they say
they're gonna have.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Like it's it's like your fault.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I mean, I go on, Hey, you know, I'd like
I'd like to get some ribs.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You you won't ribs? You want?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
You want ribs at two thirty of the afternoon. So
we had ReBs since eleven o five.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Line they line up for these ribs. Make a line.
You want some reds.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
You want to lie, Billy, we got a ball out here.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It says it.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I don't I don't know who's don't bring it to me,
Maybe Shanny call the Eastern I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
He's like, I'm a customer, man.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I see your sign back there says you've been in
business since round nineteen eighty five. I would think during
that time, spin you would have gotten a little better
handle on the demand.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
For your product.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Just dial it in a little bit, just try. You
might run out every now and then, but you're trying
to run out now, and.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You don't care.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're that voice you do sounds a whole lot like
our cook, carl.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
My barbecue sauce guy. Oh oh, I don't get me talking.
I'm fighting about sauces.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh yeah, so so man Graham. But that that is neat.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You know that you're able to travel around and to
do these different Marcus, And I'm sure you run into
some great barbecue if you get somebody to level with
you and you're you're a likable god, I'm sure that
can happen.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah. I mean, I I love it, and I love
it all.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, I love it all.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I mean I sort of judge.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Your place by the brisket actually, as if they if
they got good brisket, that's yeah, I like I like
the brisket.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Because that's really a lesser meat, you know, So that
takes a lot more to to get that. Yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Hey did you guys, did you know they have high
school fishing.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Now like fishing teams?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I'm telling you yeah, well I knew.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, No College, North Carolina State, Dakota, Dakota, Craig, my boy,
and I think park would out in Union County, Tator
they might have had fishing team.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, they have it in several states. And uh,
which means John Way that that means there's gotta be
a fishing coach, right, Yeah, that's right. I was in athletics.
I only know a certain type of coach. I'm gonna
guess these guys are similar. But he boys embarrassed yourselves
(07:37):
out there on that lake today. Hey, he's got his
hook caught in a tree, dancing, pulled a shoe out
of the lake. And Martin, you couldn't catch a fish
in the seafood department of the food line if I
was a fish out field state for on every one
of you. If there's a if there's a high school
(07:59):
fishing coach somewhere out there, there is an assistant high
school fishing And I never wanted to meet somebody so
bad at my god, we are going to have a
tackle box inspection at nine am, and you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Better have all your hooks?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Can you better have all.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Your lords or you're not gonna get on that shoe bus.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I can tell you that right now, Baba Henderson, I
found a half of a ham sandwich in your tackle box.
That's not how a fisherman treach his equipment.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Son.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
You think Mabe Winkelman has.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
A half of a ham sandwich in his tackle box,
he does not.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
That's all I got, coach back to you.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then and you know, you know.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
The parents are involved because it's athletic coach.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Coach, my boy deserves starting on this fishing team.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
You got him sitting there on the shore.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Put him in the boat, Coach, put him in the boat.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
He read every back issue, afield and stream. You don't
even read the field parts, just stream.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
That's how we look. And you know there's got it.
You think there's fishing cheerleaders.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Be patient, be be be patient.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Just shut up, Charwen. You're scaring the fish.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Catfish, crappy, small mouth bass.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
You're outboard motors, out of.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Gas, bang bang cuot you train, Come on, anglers, do
that sang reel it, weigh it now.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Throw it back, bang bangut you train, come on, angler's
do that bang.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We can almost hear the pomp pom swish.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I'm gonna tell you guys what I did that bit
in the special And oh man, I went to a
cheerleading coach and she helped me with my moves.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sounds like you got you got the audio down, So
we can't wait to see the video part. Greg Warren
new stand up comedy special The Champ streaming for free
on YouTube right now.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Y'all check it out. Greg. We want to see you
in person as soon as possible. Buddy, Absolutely absolutely great.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Great talk you guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Love you man, Greg Warrencomedy dot com, Facebook at Greg
Warren Comedy, Twitter at Greg Warren. Once again, his dad
says it's not on there, but we're pretty sure YouTube.
I found it in free The Champ. All right, Well,
last play Beat the Blonde for our big Old log
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It was our contested this morning. David from Stanton, Virginia.
Good morning, David, Good morning, Good morning, drab Money.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
David.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Will ask you some questions. You agree or disagree and
get too right for too wrong, and you went like cool,
all right, right on, alright, demn well, Danny. We've all
heard the phrase it's the bees knees to describe something
that is awesome. Of course it was back in the thirties.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Take my word for it. I'm looking at Dator's expressions.
Oh it's the.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Bees knees man, the jazz clubs. Can't you see the
girls with the friends, your dresses dancing?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Now there you go.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
That's the bestnees, y'all. It's the besnsneys.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, how many knees do bees have?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I like the way you make that drive, John boy,
that's just great. I love that bes knees. They have
four four knees, fournees.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
What you say, David Green play, I have to agree,
you have to agree.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
With four And now no, why why did you go
with you that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
They have six they have six knees, they have six legs?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
All right, one on?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
I got stone sixty times. That's try. I would not
think about bees Man world. Yeah, stept in a nest
and bumblebees tore me apart, the biggest, the bigger.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We're like you allergic? Did you swell up?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I was twelve, twelve million and head of the hot
about you fuss about? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
I didn't. I wasn't that bad off, but they did
it just in case?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, how are that the business? That's something goes. We
were on a Sunday school picnic. I said, maybe what
nine or ten? And then somebody got into the waspman
thing was it was in front going through the woods
and everybody started running back in Obama, they're right around.
I said, why, I wanted to say, that's quick?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Back then?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Is that when you gave up at Ranger School?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
M fuzz m easy, not that that name?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
So yeah, all right, so what happened?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh David got a bush? Yeah he got attacked by
bees when he was twelve. All right, let's go here, Tanner.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Researchers have discovered when laboratory rats are fed a daily
serving of beer. Something very interesting happens.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Yeah, well, the ugly rats get laid to.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The ugly riots get laid too. They live longer, They
live longer. Alright, yes, yes, it says.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Isn't that nearly six times longer as they matter.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Laid.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Longer, sly little rat children? All right, here we go
full count. You know, one to lose it right here
on a true or false question? True or false? The
cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's the easy one, John boy, it's the beast knees.
I tell you that's true, John boy, it's true.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Woo, it's true. You agree or disagree David.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
For that, I can't agree. You gotta have a match
before you can have a lighter.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, not necessarily. Well, I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, the cigarette lighter was invented before the match. That
is a statement. So Tatler says, that is true. I mean,
kind of weird, but it might be one.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Of those true of false things. That that's why it's
so what do you say?
Speaker 11 (15:49):
True?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
True? And Taylor said true, And that was.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Said that a good word been on long Tiger's prize
pack heads up standing for you what you say?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
All right, right on, i'ma wake now, I'm not stupid
no more.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Remember the all right, put you and Tayler together and
we can get a not stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Congratulate you that.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Hey, hang on, David, thank you, Zack. Take care of now.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Bottom of the hour.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's the top of your news. And then get a
hold of my wonderful thing. I'm one forty five.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
This John Boys Wonderful Thing give Away number one hundred
and forty five Big Show souvenir photo.
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Claire B.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Lang Gress was a cheerleader, originally created ninety sections of
fund raiser for the Speedweed Children's Charities, autographed by John
Boy and Billy Little background on that. It was their
second season of the Carolina Panthers playing the Dallas Cowboys
and the nineteen ninety six NFC Divisional playoff game. We
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beat the Cowboys. I was there Man twenty six seventeen.
You got to think of the guy we shut down, Man,
the receiver. He's been all He's in the Hall of
Fame anyway. This was the Panthers' first ever player victory
game took place January fifth, nineteen ninety seven at Ericson
Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina. So a bit more detailed.
(18:10):
The Panthers w an expansion team. Of course, Cowboys were
the defending Super Bowl champions. The game was a nail bier,
with the Panthers pulling away in the fourth quarter. Game
almost included the safety by the Panthers forty nine yard
interception returned by Chad Coda, strong defensive play by Panthers,
including a late interception by Sam Mills, who came up
(18:32):
with a beat with a keep pounding mantraver.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Sam got a stout to outside of.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
The stadium with Sam Man. He was something, and the
Panthers win marked a significant moment in the franchise's history.
We made a bunch of money. Oh Old Claire was
a Cowboys plan. I've been on the Panthers addressed was
a cheerleader. Bags of mail came in when he sent
them back out there. You go, all right, you'll help.
(19:31):
Good morning, Big Shows on radio.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's time for Domb Crook news.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Domb Crook story is sending by you the Big Show
listeners from all over the world. The address will follow
today's report Florida Man, Chapter four. A Florida man drew
the attention of a Pasco County deputy outside of a
department store in Hudson, Florida. The deputy followed him inside,
(20:01):
where things went downhill fast. The deputy watched as a
man attempted to hand off a shady looking baggie to
a customer inside the store. The customer, having seen the deputy,
was clearly refusing the baggy, letting it fall to the
floor as he walked away. Well, the man bent down
to pick it up, but spotted the deputy and pretended
(20:23):
to adjust his shoe as he stood up. The deputy
cuffed him. Turns out the drop baggie was just the beginning.
The man had four more stuffed in his pockets and
a bonus stash of crystal meth. The deputy said what
drew his attention to the man in the parking lot
was his T shirt, which read who needs drugs? No, seriously,
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I have drugs on the advertising. Two Monroe County deputies
pulled over a sixty seven year old floor in the
man for speeding and swerving on Highway one in the
Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the rear of
the man's car. The other approached the driver's side window,
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just in time to see the driver appear to finish
off a open can of beer. Well after fundling briefly
with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke billowed out
as the window lowered. Seeing the debuty waving away the smoke,
the driver paniced and tried to roll the window back
up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk, exposing the
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second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside. Cob
said the man failed a short but entertaining sobriety test
and was arrested. When asked why I had so much weed,
he said he had stolen the car in Orlando and
had no idea what was in there.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Good story, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Detectives figured out the car was originally stolen in Georgia,
then driven to an Orlando motel where it was stolen again.
So unless somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car
and three bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck
with a DUI, various felony drug charges and the bonus
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grand theft. Auto deputies in Newport Ritchie, Florida, pulled over
her car and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger,
namely a mysterious white powder all over his nose. The
deputy snapped the picture of the Florida man and swabbed
his nose. A field test kit confirmed the substance was cocaine.
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When confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine
on his nose was.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Not his and he had no idea how it got there.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He gave the same explanation for the bag of coke
in his shirt pocket and the backpack stuffed with over
half a pound of marijuana.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
No idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Florida man
on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip surge that revealed three heroin filled syringes hitting
inside his rectum.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Night Honors.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Still, the man told the cops those aren't mine.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And I had no idea how they got there.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Has that ever worked for anyone?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
The authorities were unconvinced by his explanation and charged him
with possession of a controlled substance possession of drug payer
fernel you fell in a charged for smuggling contraman into
a correctional facility. And finally, during a traffic stop, the
Marion County Sheriff's Office arrested a twenty six year old
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Florida man after finding he was carrying an assortment of
drugs and a large amount of cash. While detention deputies
were conducting a routine cavity search during his jail house
check in well, they noticed something quite unusual. Whenever the
man was told to bend over, spread his cheeks and cough,
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deputies observed twenty dollars bills were falling from his rectums
in the process, cops referred to as necessary but very
undesirable for everyone involved. The human ATM dispensed a total
(24:46):
of one thousand and ninety dollars in US currency.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
If you got.
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allan smail him to dumb crunts John Boy and Billy
of Pillbot's one nine one one one, Charlotte didn't see
two eight two one nine, or you can't email anybody
with me at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We'd appreciated. Good morning, and you got the big show
on the radio.
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More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weathers parts.
Speaker 11 (25:23):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the laundromat, fan leaving this soul and then
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like in Portragal dot dot dot, you know, kind of
host set.
Speaker 12 (25:51):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong God, John boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
You like that one, John boye.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Aoy morning. It's a big Shawn radio.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Alright y'all.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Guys, and covering my wonderful thing. I wouldn't do that.
I want to invite y'all to go to the John
Womilly and Facebook page and see my salt water catching business.
Two weekends and a road fishing, a little brown a
little black girl hot putting the pictures of he'll enjoy
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me in the.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Outlaw Joe C. Butler, there's just a.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Little surf fishing. Uh just got my boat fixed again.
The Cob parrot of the river boat is about ready
to hit the water away.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I'll let you know about that, all right. I know
you're looking forward to that.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Okay, someone else manamaca Greg Warren on YouTube by I
talked to Greg earlier.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Got I need to do that, all right? Stuff? Hold on,
I got it.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
What can your voice get any higher?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
So that's why I said I want to talking about
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Let's play tayl Tam I mean, let's talk to Marcy.
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It feels like a game for my life every time
I do this, so perfect. Look over to the box
office real quick, since I missed it after the Memorial
Day the Memorial weekend box Office coming in number one
was Leelo and Stitch. Yes, yeah, it beat out Mission
Impossible to Final Reckoning that came in second place.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
An you think what was Neck and Neck You may.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Think now Leelo and Stitch brought in one hundred and
eighty three million dollars. Tom Cruise brought in seventy seven million,
and it is number eight in the franchise.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
We were kind of stuck.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
On there were three from what we thought about. Yeah,
so there was eight. Final Destination Bloodlines came in third place,
Thunderbolts came in fourth, and Sinners stayed in the top five.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
So the last Mission Impossible movie was Dead Reckoning in
twenty three. There you go in this mission post the
Final Reckoning in twenty five, so they'll come up with
another reckoning.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Yeah, so either he's done or the Reckonings are done.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Now Reckoning, we will kill lee Low and Stitch.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You reckon. We have to pay respects to some celebrities
that we've lost. George went I failed to mention him. Ye,
this norm passed away, and also Duck Dynasty's patriarch, Phil.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Robertson passed away. According to TMZ.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
His family posted on their Facebook page saying that phil
was a man of God who always tries to remind
people that death only meant returning to God's kingdom. His
family revealed that he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease back
in December, so it is what he passed from.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Jordan Hudson Another day, other story. Who's Jordan Hudson. Do
you remember Bill Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
No, she sounds like a guy, spelt like a girl.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Well, she's trying to worm her way in somewhere again.
A new report says that she is gunning for a
spot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Apparently she was
seen hobnobbing last week at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swimsuit
Swimsuit party at the hard Rock Hotel in New York,
trying to get close.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
To the magazine of sex.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
And Also, it's also been rumored that the coach for
Carolina has reportedly gotten another commitment engaged Yes He. Reports
are saying that Jordan has told at least one person
that they're getting hitched. So the news comes a few
weeks after The New York Post reported that she's been
wearing a huge diamond Yes on that finger less than
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two weeks since Bill attended the Miss Maine USA pageant,
where she came in third. Everyone at usc IS insisted
that Jordan is not a distraction for Bill, but if
this engagement is for real, we'll see how the planning
of the wedding goes for She's a.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Big distraction for me.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Well, you know, as you may or may not know,
Bill got a lot of people buzzing when he gave
his boat a makeover. He renamed his boat one plus
eight rings and he didn't roam anural numerals.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
So, as you know, he has eight Super Bowl rings.
What in the world the next ring bait?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
People are speculating that he means an engagement ring nose. Well,
we were all worried about Taylor Swift and Lake Lively. Well,
it looks like Taylor is done getting dragged into the
Justin Baldoni Baldanni legal drama. They have dropped their subpoena
for her to be part of the proceedings.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Good, They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
So over the weekend, the American Music Awards hit the
hit the airwaves. It's the largest fan voted awards show
did you did You note that?
Speaker 6 (32:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
It was you know?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Created by Dick Clark.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
The first American Music Awards were given out in nineteen
seventy four, So I can go over the list. Do
you care Okay? Artist of the Year went to Billie Eilish.
Fan voted Billie Eilish. A New Artist of the Year
went to Gracie Abrams and if you know her, she
sounds like Taylor Swift. Song of the Year went to
Billy Eilish Spurds of a Feather, Papers are Stuck Together.
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Favorite touring Artists Billy Eilish, Favorite male pop artist Bruno Mars,
Favorite female pop Artists Billy Eilish, Favorite pop album Billy Eilish,
Favorite pop song Billy As. Favorite male country artists went
to Post Malone, Post who went from Pop to Country,
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and favorite female country.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Artist Beyond Yes a Business.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Favorite Country album. Favorite country song went to Post Below
and I'll stop you there you don't have about They
also want to let you know if you had tickets
to go see Billy Joel, he has scrapped the rest
of his shows.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
He's canceled it due to a medical issue.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Really he was recently diagnosed with normal pressure normal pressure.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Hydrocephalus n p H.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It's a it's a condition where it involves problems with
his hearing, vision and balance.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Brain disorder. They're not quite sure how it forms.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And he was so sorry to disappoint his audiences, but
he has to take care of his health. Got stage,
falling off stage and stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
We had tickets to the Charlotte Show and they've already refunded.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So he's done this year, done this year. All right, Well,
thank you very much for that report. Very popular. We
got it. Well that's get us a winter. That's my
worthy word.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Then we'll go maybe one ain't hundred big show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants. Play next.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Good Wednesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Run it through your June fourth feature track from the
Big Show bit Box acts like finding a good divorce lawyer.
So shrinky word divorce. He no here the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 13 (34:51):
Right now, everybody's head about the bed o.
Speaker 11 (34:54):
Get my birdy word and no worthy word.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Let's be the contestant we got from cob Town, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Come morning, Toddy Todd.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
You know what a man.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Well, let me see if I'm hung up with Ray.
He supposed to be in Cornell, Georgia. Ray, is that you?
Speaker 7 (35:14):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
There's Ray in Cornell.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Hey, Todd is here from Todd's here from South Carolina.
Oh wait a minute, old jacket, it might be you, baby,
You all right?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So Tom Tom's there from South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Say he's from Mayo, Mayo, South Carolina's that's you.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Todd, Yes, sir, all right, good.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Deal, buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well we know where you are now. Jackie got a
going on in that corner.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So we got it.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
The other Todd.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Gonna be Tater and Ray all right on one side.
Then it'll be me and Todd. I'm taking South Carolina. Boy,
all right, boys, Uh, our words are dealing with farm
or farming. All right, farm for me, that's the words,
all right. So Ray and Tator are relaxing.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Me and Todd.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Try to put up a score on thirty second if
I get my voice to it. Though, ready, Todd, I'm ready,
all right, farming start the clock.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Now, you gotta cut the grass with your loan. Uh huh.
You gotta put your cows out to uh huh.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Another name for a donkey is stubborn as as no
another one. Yeah, uh huh, he's out in the blank.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's not a forest. It's uh what you yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
They are gonna get you blank Hey, billy blank goes
bye bye. Yeah, you had worked there, Todd.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Everyone I put out that five ray? Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (37:12):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
All right?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Starting the clock now, you keep the hay in a
red blank bar. Uh huh uh.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
These go uh cluck.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Cluck, clock.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Yeah, horses eat this. I just said it earlier. They
eat yep. You this is a bunch of fruit trees.
You call it a what? This is the guy who
works the field. He is the what.
Speaker 14 (37:41):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (37:42):
You have to check this. You have to have very
good nutrients in your blank in your dirt.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Coil in a coil.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
All right, Let.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Ray the eggs on the bar. Six to five? After lord.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
You what chickens said?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yo? Tug the lead by one? All right, Todd, this
is where we need a bunch. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
All right, start the clock now. John Deere makes my
yeah a move, move, says the cow. Uh huh, you
got the back forty forty what?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Uh huh? A little cow just born is a cat.
Uh huh. This is what you squeeze to get milk.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
On the cow. On the cow. Yeah, but it's a
name for yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Other chickens are in the chicken not house, not him.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah wait wait well no, no, five five five that's
what my chickens was saying.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Five.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
All right, a ten for Todd. So Tater and Ray
four will tie, five will win?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Ready? Ray, all right, go all right.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
With the chickens house.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
And this is when you you you you farm it
and you dig it all up.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
It's the what it's your it's it's your harbor.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yes, ebe you may fish from this. It's not a lake,
it's smaller yep. And you do this to the field.
You could use a horse, you could use a tractor.
And you make rose tied up.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
And this is what you do with the seeds. You
put it in the.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Ground plant for the wind. Eleven and ten.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Ray and Cord was a good game, dog gone a
Todd Mayo. We came up a little short, buddy. But
we want you to try again.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay, Can I give a shout out? You sure can
to more Gun and Tyler, Well there you go, an buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
We appreciating Ray Dan Cordell, you are one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bulls. Not for your prize headed to you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I think Gray spent some time on.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
A farm that was not me that I grew up
on a farm.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
You had every one of them, the boy.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We appreciate you, Ray.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
We appreciate all y'all do for the people, our service.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Members and.
Speaker 7 (40:33):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Listen to you every day.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Thank you, buddy, Thank you, Ray. Hang on.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, and something you'd
like to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up on the John Woe by the Facebook page,
Bay look at the me and Joe Joe's fishing pictures.
Pete Chrismin out a, Torrington, Wyoming is his request this morning.
Pete says love hearing the pearls, oh the perils of
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married men his good friend college buddy, unless I hear
a few of his perils, Pete coming up next.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's a big shown a radio, all right, It requests
Pete chrismn, Torrington, Yoming.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Hego met.
Speaker 15 (41:51):
My remind my ried man, drive surrounding up many man, God,
my wife and some kids, His whole life's the skids.
Speaker 16 (42:00):
Here there goes the married man.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
How's he feel?
Speaker 15 (42:06):
Listen, dude, this part guys.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread, cord of milk,
loaf of bread.
Speaker 15 (42:14):
Hay.
Speaker 16 (42:15):
There there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hangingough for this grid married man, my reed man, friendly
neighborhood married man life for him, has no single life
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or let him do what the she says. It's about
time he grew up. Wherever there's a screw up, you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 13 (42:46):
As our story opens, married man arrives at the office
for another day of slaving away in the cubicle farm.
Good morning, everybody, Not so loud man? Oh sorry, college buddy?
Was I talking in my head? It sure sounded like
I feel like dookie dooky Geeius. Seemed like you were
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feeling pretty good last night.
Speaker 7 (43:08):
I was.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh, I can't believe we stayed out so late when
we had to work today.
Speaker 13 (43:16):
Well, hey, it's not every day. Old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right Fred?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
And shut up?
Speaker 13 (43:20):
Married man, you're feeling rough too.
Speaker 15 (43:23):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
He couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Really, I wish I felt that good. I can't believe
you're so chipper this morning, married man. Last night, you
look like you were pounding him down.
Speaker 14 (43:37):
Man.
Speaker 13 (43:38):
Huh oh yeah. You know that old Duels is pretty
good for a non alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Beer, not an alcoholic, so that explains that. Oh man,
I should have called him sick that I mentioned I
feel like dukie.
Speaker 13 (43:49):
Yeah, I think I could, so I.
Speaker 14 (43:51):
Would have called him sick, but I wanted to get
away from my wife before she started in on me
again this morning.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Excuse me a second.
Speaker 14 (44:00):
Well, oh hi, honey, listen, I'm real sorry about staying
out so late.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
But it was Fred's fiftieth birthday. How could I say no?
Speaker 6 (44:08):
Well, yeah, I just go what a work.
Speaker 14 (44:11):
Then I'm kind of busy. I'll call you later, okay.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
About huh oh?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (44:18):
And you know, I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed real slow, east into bed and pretended I
was asleep.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Didn't take No. She woke up to let me have it.
Speaker 13 (44:38):
Let you have what it means?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
She got mad at it. Oh, I think that's you, Cliff, Yeah, boy,
here we go.
Speaker 13 (44:47):
Hello, Hi, sweet hut Yeah, listen name sorry about last night?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (44:53):
I know. Sorry doesn't make it all better. I just
thought i'd say it anyway. Hey, how about a take
you out to dinner tonight to make up for it?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Picked the place?
Speaker 13 (45:01):
Where's that Morelli's? Dude, that's a little on the pricey side,
didn't it?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Well?
Speaker 13 (45:08):
Okay, okay, how does the seven o'clock sound great? Listen, sweetie,
I got to run here right by Morelli's. Huh boy,
she must have really been.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Steaming you know it? Hey?
Speaker 13 (45:18):
And I thought my plan was even better than Frank's.
I came in through the back door, changed into my
pajamas in the laundry room. Then I went upstairs, slipped
into bed and pretended I was asleep. She still woke
up and let me have it have what?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (45:33):
She got really mad at him?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Your turn birthday boy?
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Oh boy? Hello? O I sugar? What don't don't sugar you?
I thought by now would be over our little snit.
I guess I thought wrong.
Speaker 12 (45:49):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (45:50):
Well, I don't guess it would do any good to
say I'm sorry. Huh Now, well, look, sugar, the guys
are just trying to do something nice for me. It
was something for my birthday. Listen, I'll tell you what.
How about I stopped by on the way home. I'll
rent us a movie.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
We'll watch it together tonight.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Your choice.
Speaker 17 (46:08):
What okay, hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, married man,
what's your wife's favorite movie?
Speaker 13 (46:15):
The Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 17 (46:18):
Thanks a lot, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County. Okay,
I'll bring it home with me.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
Okay, all right, fine, man, your wife really get it
in for you.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
We have no idea.
Speaker 17 (46:31):
And hey, listen, I thought I thought of everything, really everything.
I cut off the car at the top of the hill,
let it coast to a stop right out front. I
changed into my pajamas in the laundry room. I made
a sandwich in the kitchen, took it to the den.
I sat down, took just a few bites off of it,
and laid it on the coffee table. Okay, so that
way it would look like I'd gotten up for a
little midnight snack. Sat down on the couch, turned on
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the TV, and then I pretended I'd fallen asleep watching
the Letterman.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good. So what happened?
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Well, was watching me from the top of the stairs the.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Whole time, Oh boy.
Speaker 17 (47:04):
And she let me have it with both barrels.
Speaker 13 (47:06):
She shot at you, now, you idiot, she yelled at it.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Dude, the way you're killing me.
Speaker 13 (47:12):
Gee, no wonder you know, I imagine that kind of latant
Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse. Excuse
me just a second. Guys. Hello, Hi, honey, Bonnie. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on tack here. How
are you feeling today?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Ray?
Speaker 13 (47:28):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (47:30):
I think everybody did have a good time last night.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (47:32):
We were just sitting here talking about uh huh. Listen, honey, Bunny,
you better let me run. Hey, want to come down
have lunch with me later, pory, Okay, I'll see you
around noon, Okay, bye, bye?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Hey, married man, what was that all about?
Speaker 13 (47:45):
You know, you fellows really need to examine your relationships
with your wives.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
She's not mad at you, now, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You're the ultimate short, least guy, and you were out
just as late as the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
What gives? How come she's I'm mad at you?
Speaker 13 (48:01):
Well, I guess I just know how to handle situations
like this better than you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, well, what did you do when you got home
last night?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (48:09):
Nothing special?
Speaker 4 (48:10):
You know.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
I came in, got out the blender, made myself a
protein shake. Then I watched a little bit of Twister
on the home theater system and strolled on up the
stairs to open the door, plopped down on the bed.
Then I gave honey Bunny a little pat on the
butt and said, hey, how about a little loving.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
You're kidding? What does she say?
Speaker 13 (48:29):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All a read I
saw a Fartcha married? Mine actually comes out on top
for a change. But doll, get used to it. Things.
I bound to be back to normal when you join
us for our next sphinter tightening adventure. When will have
college buddy?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Say, Hey, guys, will all do me a favor if
I ever mentioned marriage? Kill me? Oh you got it?
Speaker 13 (48:52):
Yeah, prob yeah, I five I FI don't let me
hanging well, say you have same married time married channel.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
There's a screw.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Look you'll find the married man good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio. He you're driving the big
show bed box lighting to have this. It's keywords divorce, ego.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
It's time to acts like.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Patrick, what are you?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
What you got?
Speaker 6 (49:51):
Boy? I ain't gonna stand the.
Speaker 10 (49:54):
Cup made a man trick you in the cans water
can again?
Speaker 6 (50:01):
Son of am Yoo? What's up? Welcome to x I.
And let me preface this by saying, I got nothing
the place to.
Speaker 10 (50:15):
Golf, all the four one one you need for all
your uh what you call.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
Afro legalational relations shrimps.
Speaker 10 (50:23):
Dig this, yo Ike, that's a white man's.
Speaker 13 (50:33):
Not so far.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
V En.
Speaker 10 (50:39):
Told yo Ike, Well, it's finally happened. My marriage is
officially on the skids. In fact, the fecal matter has
collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Agitator, say what, I go to my color man.
Speaker 13 (50:59):
Billy white guy that spend the college apparently.
Speaker 10 (51:02):
Yeah, like having Randy Bank, But I regress.
Speaker 6 (51:09):
She has got a real shock.
Speaker 10 (51:11):
For a lawyer, I've never been through anything like this,
and I want to make sure I adequately shield my
gloodiest maximum he getting on my nerves.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
I'm not ready to put a plug on this leave hanging.
Speaker 16 (51:25):
Now.
Speaker 10 (51:25):
I know you've been through a divorce the divorce mill
a time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal Oak, Dear rookie. One time, I
will admit the first divorce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
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and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like her.
I can't Katrina go through your bank account and the
quote unquote victims spend it about the same way too,
Casey yeagermeister, and tickets to see Usher.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Not that that that that Now.
Speaker 10 (52:07):
Being the man, you automatically the bad guy and you
are gonna get taken to the cleaning. I don't care
if you got videotape or her playing slapping takele with
the whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you might
as well play dirty. And that means having the right
law dog to drop the hammer on that no good
skank Banada yours what showed you the dog?
Speaker 6 (52:28):
But you better do your homework.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
The wrong lawyer can make your situation even worse than
it already is.
Speaker 6 (52:35):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 10 (52:39):
So here's Ike's top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fires.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
The other guy.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
Number nine, your lawyer keeps actually in the court reporter
if she wants to see his briefs. Number eight. During
your initial consultation, he tries to sell you crack. Number seven.
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Every couple of minutes, he yells, I called Jack Daniels
to the witness stand.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
Number six.
Speaker 10 (53:25):
During the trial, you catch him playing his game boy.
Number five asked every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 9 (53:39):
Number four.
Speaker 10 (53:42):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs himself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason, y'all name him. Number three
He picks the jerry by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Number two.
Speaker 10 (54:08):
He frequently flips juror number four of the fingers, and
the number one way you can tell you need a
new lawyer he is. Halfway through the trial. He puts
a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with one of these balloon heads,
and you old lady gonna clean you out. Like brother
stripping down a caddy and an alley. You'll be fought
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to give up the highlight, and that means no more vienias.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 10 (54:38):
If I was you, you best be breaking off all
contact with every one of them. Mattock wanna bees along
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then's streaming free on YouTube. He is Greg Warren. Good morning, Greg.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Hey guys, how's it going? Hey, buddy? Better than it sounds.
It really is good, buddy. How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Man? Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Congratulations? I know how you doing?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
The Champ Man? Okay, we're honest. Hasn'tybody watched it yet?
I didn't get a chance. I dog gone it all right, Greg,
So don't spoil. Don't spoil it for us. But what
are we gonna see for free on YouTube when we
tune into.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
The Champ Well, I mean I need to warn you.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I mean I think it's on YouTube, okay, and there's
about two hundred thousand people so far that have watched it,
you know. But my dad called me last night and said, Uh,
it's not on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh, it's not on there.
Speaker 5 (01:19):
I said, Dad, I'm pretty sure it is not.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I looked, not on there.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You need to call somebody.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I go, Dad, it's it's on Jill said the same thing.
She said, it's not on there. So it's not on there.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
You need to you need to call somebody because they got.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It all screwed up.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So I think it's on there.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
I don't want you know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And how many views you got? Like three hundred thousand views?
But pretty good?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, it could have.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
It could have two.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Hundred thousand and two. If my dad is whe.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Knew how to navigate YouTube.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
There's a lot of stuff on there, though, Greg it is.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
John Boys is tricky.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
I mean I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
If I mentioned his job for several years was a
computer programmer.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah, now now he can't type, right.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
I mean I assume he can.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I assume he can, but I don't you know,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Have you ever seen him type?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I have said him type?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Yeah, I do all these things, but you know I
could I could be wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You call somebody. Yeah, he may have found it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You're up to two hundred and six thousand views.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now, well, hey, man, if you're calling my dad a liar.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, sorry, I'll take you back.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Greg. This is a while.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I was taking about your dad the other day when
I was listening to a Braves game on the radio.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know, I was wont the score?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, what's the score?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah? Hey?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I I uh, I talk a little bit about barbecue
in this uh in this specially.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I'm a kind of.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
A barbecue enthusiast.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I mean I don't I don't make my own, but
I eat it every every town I go to. And
I had a lot of a lot of good barbecue
and uh in the markets that.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
You guys serve.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But I am I stopped asking where to go. I
stopped asking the locals because it just they don't want
you to go anywhere close, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
What I mean?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Like, Hey, I want to go to this place right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Across from my hotel.
Speaker 8 (03:44):
You don't want to go there. That's not a real barbecue.
There's Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna get on
the freeway. You're gonna go about forty five miles. Now,
you keep your eyes open. You're gonna see a rustled
down mailbox on your right.
Speaker 7 (03:59):
You right there.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
You stay on that gravel.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Road to the end.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Now at the end there's a man. He lives in
the hole.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Now he comes out of that whole every Thursday morning
with a brisket.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
That's some barbecue rope. I'll tell you what. Listen. Listen, man,
he don't take money. You got to give him baseball cards.
But that's that's what that's what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Uh. The other thing that I.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Don't think these barbecue places it's not fair, Like it's
the one business where it just seems like it's fine
for them to not have the product that they say
they're gonna have.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Like it's it's like your fault.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I mean, I go on, Hey, you know, I'd like
I'd like to get some ribs.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
You you won't ribs? You want?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
You want ribs at two thirty of the afternoon. So
we had ReBs since eleven o five.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Line they line up for these ribs. Make a line.
You want some reds.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
You want to lie, Billy, we got a ball out here.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It says it.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I don't I don't know who's don't bring it to me,
Maybe Shanny call the Eastern I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
He's like, I'm a customer, man.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I see your sign back there says you've been in
business since round nineteen eighty five. I would think during
that time, spin you would have gotten a little better
handle on the demand.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
For your product.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Just dial it in a little bit, just try. You
might run out every now and then, but you're trying
to run out now, and.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
You don't care.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You're that voice you do sounds a whole lot like
our cook, carl.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
My barbecue sauce guy. Oh oh, I don't get me talking.
I'm fighting about sauces.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh yeah, so so man Graham. But that that is neat.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
You know that you're able to travel around and to
do these different Marcus, And I'm sure you run into
some great barbecue if you get somebody to level with
you and you're you're a likable god, I'm sure that
can happen.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah. I mean, I I love it, and I love
it all.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, I love it all.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I mean I sort of judge.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Your place by the brisket actually, as if they if
they got good brisket, that's yeah, I like I like
the brisket.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Because that's really a lesser meat, you know, So that
takes a lot more to to get that. Yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Hey did you guys, did you know they have high
school fishing.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Now like fishing teams?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, I'm telling you yeah, well I knew.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, No College, North Carolina State, Dakota, Dakota, Craig, my boy,
and I think park would out in Union County, Tator
they might have had fishing team.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Oh yeah, yeah, they have it in several states. And uh,
which means John Way that that means there's gotta be
a fishing coach, right, Yeah, that's right. I was in athletics.
I only know a certain type of coach. I'm gonna
guess these guys are similar. But he boys embarrassed yourselves
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out there on that lake today. Hey, he's got his
hook caught in a tree, dancing, pulled a shoe out
of the lake. And Martin, you couldn't catch a fish
in the seafood department of the food line if I
was a fish out field state for on every one
of you. If there's a if there's a high school
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fishing coach somewhere out there, there is an assistant high
school fishing And I never wanted to meet somebody so
bad at my god, we are going to have a
tackle box inspection at nine am, and you.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Better have all your hooks?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Can you better have all.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Your lords or you're not gonna get on that shoe bus.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
I can tell you that right now, Baba Henderson, I
found a half of a ham sandwich in your tackle box.
That's not how a fisherman treach his equipment.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Son.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
You think Mabe Winkelman has.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
A half of a ham sandwich in his tackle box,
he does not.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
That's all I got, coach back to you.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
And then and you know, you know.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
The parents are involved because it's athletic coach.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Coach, my boy deserves starting on this fishing team.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
You got him sitting there on the shore.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Put him in the boat, Coach, put him in the boat.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
He read every back issue, afield and stream. You don't
even read the field parts, just stream.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
That's how we look. And you know there's got it.
You think there's fishing cheerleaders.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Be patient, be be be patient.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Just shut up, Charwen. You're scaring the fish.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Catfish, crappy, small mouth bass.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
You're outboard motors, out of.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Gas, bang bang cuot you train, Come on, anglers, do
that sang reel it, weigh it now.
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Throw it back, bang bangut you train, come on, angler's
do that bang.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We can almost hear the pomp pom swish.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I'm gonna tell you guys what I did that bit
in the special And oh man, I went to a
cheerleading coach and she helped me with my moves.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Sounds like you got you got the audio down, So
we can't wait to see the video part. Greg Warren
new stand up comedy special The Champ streaming for free
on YouTube right now.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Y'all check it out. Greg. We want to see you
in person as soon as possible. Buddy, Absolutely absolutely great.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Great talk you guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Love you man, Greg Warrencomedy dot com, Facebook at Greg
Warren Comedy, Twitter at Greg Warren. Once again, his dad
says it's not on there, but we're pretty sure YouTube.
I found it in free The Champ. All right, Well,
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It was our contested this morning. David from Stanton, Virginia.
Good morning, David, Good morning, Good morning, drab Money.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Welcome.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
David.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Will ask you some questions. You agree or disagree and
get too right for too wrong, and you went like cool,
all right, right on, alright, demn well, Danny. We've all
heard the phrase it's the bees knees to describe something
that is awesome. Of course it was back in the thirties.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
Take my word for it. I'm looking at Dator's expressions.
Oh it's the.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Bees knees man, the jazz clubs. Can't you see the
girls with the friends, your dresses dancing?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Now there you go.
Speaker 9 (12:28):
That's the bestnees, y'all. It's the besnsneys.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, how many knees do bees have?
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I like the way you make that drive, John boy,
that's just great. I love that bes knees. They have
four four knees, fournees.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
What you say, David Green play, I have to agree,
you have to agree.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
With four And now no, why why did you go
with you that.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
They have six they have six knees, they have six legs?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
All right, one on?
Speaker 7 (13:02):
I got stone sixty times. That's try. I would not
think about bees Man world. Yeah, stept in a nest
and bumblebees tore me apart, the biggest, the bigger.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
We're like you allergic? Did you swell up?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I was twelve, twelve million and head of the hot
about you fuss about? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
I didn't. I wasn't that bad off, but they did
it just in case?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, how are that the business? That's something goes. We
were on a Sunday school picnic. I said, maybe what
nine or ten? And then somebody got into the waspman
thing was it was in front going through the woods
and everybody started running back in Obama, they're right around.
I said, why, I wanted to say, that's quick?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Back then?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Is that when you gave up at Ranger School?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
M fuzz m easy, not that that name?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
So yeah, all right, so what happened?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh David got a bush? Yeah he got attacked by
bees when he was twelve. All right, let's go here, Tanner.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Researchers have discovered when laboratory rats are fed a daily
serving of beer. Something very interesting happens.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
What is it?
Speaker 9 (14:15):
Yeah, well, the ugly rats get laid to.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The ugly riots get laid too. They live longer, They
live longer. Alright, yes, yes, it says.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Isn't that nearly six times longer as they matter.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Laid.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Longer, sly little rat children? All right, here we go
full count. You know, one to lose it right here
on a true or false question? True or false? The
cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's the easy one, John boy, it's the beast knees.
I tell you that's true, John boy, it's true.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Woo, it's true. You agree or disagree David.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
For that, I can't agree. You gotta have a match
before you can have a lighter.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, not necessarily. Well, I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, the cigarette lighter was invented before the match. That
is a statement. So Tatler says, that is true. I mean,
kind of weird, but it might be one.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Of those true of false things. That that's why it's
so what do you say?
Speaker 11 (15:49):
True?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
True? And Taylor said true, And that was.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Said that a good word been on long Tiger's prize
pack heads up standing for you what you say?
Speaker 7 (16:07):
All right, right on, i'ma wake now, I'm not stupid
no more.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Remember the all right, put you and Tayler together and
we can get a not stupid.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Congratulate you that.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Hey, hang on, David, thank you, Zack. Take care of now.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Bottom of the hour.
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Boy and Billy Little background on that. It was their
second season of the Carolina Panthers playing the Dallas Cowboys
and the nineteen ninety six NFC Divisional playoff game. We
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beat the Cowboys. I was there Man twenty six seventeen.
You got to think of the guy we shut down, Man,
the receiver. He's been all He's in the Hall of
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The Panthers w an expansion team. Of course, Cowboys were
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We made a bunch of money. Oh Old Claire was
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today's report Florida Man, Chapter four. A Florida man drew
the attention of a Pasco County deputy outside of a
department store in Hudson, Florida. The deputy followed him inside,
(20:01):
where things went downhill fast. The deputy watched as a
man attempted to hand off a shady looking baggie to
a customer inside the store. The customer, having seen the deputy,
was clearly refusing the baggy, letting it fall to the
floor as he walked away. Well, the man bent down
to pick it up, but spotted the deputy and pretended
(20:23):
to adjust his shoe as he stood up. The deputy
cuffed him. Turns out the drop baggie was just the beginning.
The man had four more stuffed in his pockets and
a bonus stash of crystal meth. The deputy said what
drew his attention to the man in the parking lot
was his T shirt, which read who needs drugs? No, seriously,
(20:48):
I have drugs on the advertising. Two Monroe County deputies
pulled over a sixty seven year old floor in the
man for speeding and swerving on Highway one in the
Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the rear of
the man's car. The other approached the driver's side window,
(21:12):
just in time to see the driver appear to finish
off a open can of beer. Well after fundling briefly
with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke billowed out
as the window lowered. Seeing the debuty waving away the smoke,
the driver paniced and tried to roll the window back
up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk, exposing the
(21:33):
second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside. Cob
said the man failed a short but entertaining sobriety test
and was arrested. When asked why I had so much weed,
he said he had stolen the car in Orlando and
had no idea what was in there.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Good story, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Detectives figured out the car was originally stolen in Georgia,
then driven to an Orlando motel where it was stolen again.
So unless somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car
and three bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck
with a DUI, various felony drug charges and the bonus
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grand theft. Auto deputies in Newport Ritchie, Florida, pulled over
her car and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger,
namely a mysterious white powder all over his nose. The
deputy snapped the picture of the Florida man and swabbed
his nose. A field test kit confirmed the substance was cocaine.
(22:41):
When confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine
on his nose was.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Not his and he had no idea how it got there.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
He gave the same explanation for the bag of coke
in his shirt pocket and the backpack stuffed with over
half a pound of marijuana.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
No idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Florida man
on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip surge that revealed three heroin filled syringes hitting
inside his rectum.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Night Honors.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Still, the man told the cops those aren't mine.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
And I had no idea how they got there.
Speaker 6 (23:35):
Has that ever worked for anyone?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
The authorities were unconvinced by his explanation and charged him
with possession of a controlled substance possession of drug payer
fernel you fell in a charged for smuggling contraman into
a correctional facility. And finally, during a traffic stop, the
Marion County Sheriff's Office arrested a twenty six year old
(24:00):
Florida man after finding he was carrying an assortment of
drugs and a large amount of cash. While detention deputies
were conducting a routine cavity search during his jail house
check in well, they noticed something quite unusual. Whenever the
man was told to bend over, spread his cheeks and cough,
(24:21):
deputies observed twenty dollars bills were falling from his rectums
in the process, cops referred to as necessary but very
undesirable for everyone involved. The human ATM dispensed a total
(24:46):
of one thousand and ninety dollars in US currency.
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Speaker 1 (28:15):
Hang on playboard in minutes.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Let's play tayl Tam I mean, let's talk to Marcy.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
It feels like a game for my life every time
I do this, so perfect. Look over to the box
office real quick, since I missed it after the Memorial
Day the Memorial weekend box Office coming in number one
was Leelo and Stitch. Yes, yeah, it beat out Mission
Impossible to Final Reckoning that came in second place.
Speaker 9 (28:43):
An you think what was Neck and Neck You may.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Think now Leelo and Stitch brought in one hundred and
eighty three million dollars. Tom Cruise brought in seventy seven million,
and it is number eight in the franchise.
Speaker 9 (28:58):
We were kind of stuck.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
On there were three from what we thought about. Yeah,
so there was eight. Final Destination Bloodlines came in third place,
Thunderbolts came in fourth, and Sinners stayed in the top five.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
So the last Mission Impossible movie was Dead Reckoning in
twenty three. There you go in this mission post the
Final Reckoning in twenty five, so they'll come up with
another reckoning.
Speaker 9 (29:21):
Yeah, so either he's done or the Reckonings are done.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Now Reckoning, we will kill lee Low and Stitch.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
You reckon. We have to pay respects to some celebrities
that we've lost. George went I failed to mention him. Ye,
this norm passed away, and also Duck Dynasty's patriarch, Phil.
Speaker 9 (29:40):
Robertson passed away. According to TMZ.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
His family posted on their Facebook page saying that phil
was a man of God who always tries to remind
people that death only meant returning to God's kingdom. His
family revealed that he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease back
in December, so it is what he passed from.
Speaker 9 (29:58):
Jordan Hudson Another day, other story. Who's Jordan Hudson. Do
you remember Bill Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
No, she sounds like a guy, spelt like a girl.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Well, she's trying to worm her way in somewhere again.
A new report says that she is gunning for a
spot in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Apparently she was
seen hobnobbing last week at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swimsuit
Swimsuit party at the hard Rock Hotel in New York,
trying to get close.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
To the magazine of sex.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
And Also, it's also been rumored that the coach for
Carolina has reportedly gotten another commitment engaged Yes He. Reports
are saying that Jordan has told at least one person
that they're getting hitched. So the news comes a few
weeks after The New York Post reported that she's been
wearing a huge diamond Yes on that finger less than
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two weeks since Bill attended the Miss Maine USA pageant,
where she came in third. Everyone at usc IS insisted
that Jordan is not a distraction for Bill, but if
this engagement is for real, we'll see how the planning
of the wedding goes for She's a.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Big distraction for me.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Well, you know, as you may or may not know,
Bill got a lot of people buzzing when he gave
his boat a makeover. He renamed his boat one plus
eight rings and he didn't roam anural numerals.
Speaker 9 (31:23):
So, as you know, he has eight Super Bowl rings.
What in the world the next ring bait?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
People are speculating that he means an engagement ring nose. Well,
we were all worried about Taylor Swift and Lake Lively. Well,
it looks like Taylor is done getting dragged into the
Justin Baldoni Baldanni legal drama. They have dropped their subpoena
for her to be part of the proceedings.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Good, They're gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, it's gonna be okay.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
So over the weekend, the American Music Awards hit the
hit the airwaves. It's the largest fan voted awards show
did you did You note that?
Speaker 6 (32:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (32:07):
It was you know?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Created by Dick Clark.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
The first American Music Awards were given out in nineteen
seventy four, So I can go over the list. Do
you care Okay? Artist of the Year went to Billie Eilish.
Fan voted Billie Eilish. A New Artist of the Year
went to Gracie Abrams and if you know her, she
sounds like Taylor Swift. Song of the Year went to
Billy Eilish Spurds of a Feather, Papers are Stuck Together.
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Favorite touring Artists Billy Eilish, Favorite male pop artist Bruno Mars,
Favorite female pop Artists Billy Eilish, Favorite pop album Billy Eilish,
Favorite pop song Billy As. Favorite male country artists went
to Post Malone, Post who went from Pop to Country,
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and favorite female country.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Artist Beyond Yes a Business.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Favorite Country album. Favorite country song went to Post Below
and I'll stop you there you don't have about They
also want to let you know if you had tickets
to go see Billy Joel, he has scrapped the rest
of his shows.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
He's canceled it due to a medical issue.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
Really he was recently diagnosed with normal pressure normal pressure.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
Hydrocephalus n p H.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It's a it's a condition where it involves problems with
his hearing, vision and balance.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Brain disorder. They're not quite sure how it forms.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And he was so sorry to disappoint his audiences, but
he has to take care of his health. Got stage,
falling off stage and stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
We had tickets to the Charlotte Show and they've already refunded.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
So he's done this year, done this year. All right, Well,
thank you very much for that report. Very popular. We
got it. Well that's get us a winter. That's my
worthy word.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Then we'll go maybe one ain't hundred big show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants. Play next.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Good Wednesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Run it through your June fourth feature track from the
Big Show bit Box acts like finding a good divorce lawyer.
So shrinky word divorce. He no here the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 13 (34:51):
Right now, everybody's head about the bed o.
Speaker 11 (34:54):
Get my birdy word and no worthy word.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Let's be the contestant we got from cob Town, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Come morning, Toddy Todd.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
You know what a man.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Well, let me see if I'm hung up with Ray.
He supposed to be in Cornell, Georgia. Ray, is that you?
Speaker 7 (35:14):
I'm here?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
There's Ray in Cornell.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Hey, Todd is here from Todd's here from South Carolina.
Oh wait a minute, old jacket, it might be you, baby,
You all right?
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So Tom Tom's there from South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Say he's from Mayo, Mayo, South Carolina's that's you.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Todd, Yes, sir, all right, good.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Deal, buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well we know where you are now. Jackie got a
going on in that corner.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So we got it.
Speaker 9 (35:44):
The other Todd.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
Gonna be Tater and Ray all right on one side.
Then it'll be me and Todd. I'm taking South Carolina. Boy,
all right, boys, Uh, our words are dealing with farm
or farming. All right, farm for me, that's the words,
all right. So Ray and Tator are relaxing.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Me and Todd.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Try to put up a score on thirty second if
I get my voice to it. Though, ready, Todd, I'm ready,
all right, farming start the clock.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Now, you gotta cut the grass with your loan. Uh huh.
You gotta put your cows out to uh huh.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Another name for a donkey is stubborn as as no
another one. Yeah, uh huh, he's out in the blank.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
It's not a forest. It's uh what you yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
They are gonna get you blank Hey, billy blank goes
bye bye. Yeah, you had worked there, Todd.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Everyone I put out that five ray? Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (37:12):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (37:12):
All right?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Starting the clock now, you keep the hay in a
red blank bar. Uh huh uh.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
These go uh cluck.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Cluck, clock.
Speaker 9 (37:27):
Yeah, horses eat this. I just said it earlier. They
eat yep. You this is a bunch of fruit trees.
You call it a what? This is the guy who
works the field. He is the what.
Speaker 14 (37:41):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (37:42):
You have to check this. You have to have very
good nutrients in your blank in your dirt.
Speaker 13 (37:47):
Coil in a coil.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
All right, Let.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Ray the eggs on the bar. Six to five? After lord.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
You what chickens said?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Yo? Tug the lead by one? All right, Todd, this
is where we need a bunch. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
All right, start the clock now. John Deere makes my
yeah a move, move, says the cow. Uh huh, you
got the back forty forty what?
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Uh huh? A little cow just born is a cat.
Uh huh. This is what you squeeze to get milk.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
On the cow. On the cow. Yeah, but it's a
name for yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Other chickens are in the chicken not house, not him.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Yeah wait wait well no, no, five five five that's
what my chickens was saying.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Five.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
All right, a ten for Todd. So Tater and Ray
four will tie, five will win?
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Ready? Ray, all right, go all right.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
With the chickens house.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
And this is when you you you you farm it
and you dig it all up.
Speaker 9 (39:24):
It's the what it's your it's it's your harbor.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yes, ebe you may fish from this. It's not a lake,
it's smaller yep. And you do this to the field.
You could use a horse, you could use a tractor.
And you make rose tied up.
Speaker 9 (39:41):
And this is what you do with the seeds. You
put it in the.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Ground plant for the wind. Eleven and ten.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Ray and Cord was a good game, dog gone a
Todd Mayo. We came up a little short, buddy. But
we want you to try again.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay, Can I give a shout out? You sure can
to more Gun and Tyler, Well there you go, an buddy.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
We appreciating Ray Dan Cordell, you are one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bulls. Not for your prize headed to you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I think Gray spent some time on.
Speaker 9 (40:18):
A farm that was not me that I grew up
on a farm.
Speaker 4 (40:23):
You had every one of them, the boy.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
We appreciate you, Ray.
Speaker 10 (40:27):
We appreciate all y'all do for the people, our service.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Members and.
Speaker 7 (40:33):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Listen to you every day.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Thank you, buddy, Thank you, Ray. Hang on.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Good morning, make shows on the radio, and something you'd
like to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up on the John Woe by the Facebook page,
Bay look at the me and Joe Joe's fishing pictures.
Pete Chrismin out a, Torrington, Wyoming is his request this morning.
Pete says love hearing the pearls, oh the perils of
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married men his good friend college buddy, unless I hear
a few of his perils, Pete coming up next.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
It's a big shown a radio, all right, It requests
Pete chrismn, Torrington, Yoming.
Speaker 11 (41:42):
Hego met.
Speaker 15 (41:51):
My remind my ried man, drive surrounding up many man, God,
my wife and some kids, His whole life's the skids.
Speaker 16 (42:00):
Here there goes the married man.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
How's he feel?
Speaker 15 (42:06):
Listen, dude, this part guys.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread, cord of milk,
loaf of bread.
Speaker 15 (42:14):
Hay.
Speaker 16 (42:15):
There there goes the married man. Got a big gas grill,
buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about
hangingough for this grid married man, my reed man, friendly
neighborhood married man life for him, has no single life
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or let him do what the she says. It's about
time he grew up. Wherever there's a screw up, you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 13 (42:46):
As our story opens, married man arrives at the office
for another day of slaving away in the cubicle farm.
Good morning, everybody, Not so loud man? Oh sorry, college buddy?
Was I talking in my head? It sure sounded like
I feel like dookie dooky Geeius. Seemed like you were
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feeling pretty good last night.
Speaker 7 (43:08):
I was.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
That's why I'm feeling like dukie this morning.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Oh, I can't believe we stayed out so late when
we had to work today.
Speaker 13 (43:16):
Well, hey, it's not every day. Old Fred here turns
fifty years old, right Fred?
Speaker 1 (43:20):
And shut up?
Speaker 13 (43:20):
Married man, you're feeling rough too.
Speaker 15 (43:23):
Oo.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
He couldn't be feeling as rough as I am.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Oh, Frank, you look like the walking dead.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Really, I wish I felt that good. I can't believe
you're so chipper this morning, married man. Last night, you
look like you were pounding him down.
Speaker 14 (43:37):
Man.
Speaker 13 (43:38):
Huh oh yeah. You know that old Duels is pretty
good for a non alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
Beer, not an alcoholic, so that explains that. Oh man,
I should have called him sick that I mentioned I
feel like dukie.
Speaker 13 (43:49):
Yeah, I think I could, so I.
Speaker 14 (43:51):
Would have called him sick, but I wanted to get
away from my wife before she started in on me
again this morning.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Excuse me a second.
Speaker 14 (44:00):
Well, oh hi, honey, listen, I'm real sorry about staying
out so late.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
But it was Fred's fiftieth birthday. How could I say no?
Speaker 6 (44:08):
Well, yeah, I just go what a work.
Speaker 14 (44:11):
Then I'm kind of busy. I'll call you later, okay.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
About huh oh?
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (44:18):
And you know, I really thought I had things figured out.
I was real quiet coming into the house. I took
my shoes off before I went up the stairs. I
got undressed real slow, east into bed and pretended I
was asleep.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Didn't take No. She woke up to let me have it.
Speaker 13 (44:38):
Let you have what it means?
Speaker 1 (44:39):
She got mad at it. Oh, I think that's you, Cliff, Yeah, boy,
here we go.
Speaker 13 (44:47):
Hello, Hi, sweet hut Yeah, listen name sorry about last night?
Speaker 1 (44:52):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (44:53):
I know. Sorry doesn't make it all better. I just
thought i'd say it anyway. Hey, how about a take
you out to dinner tonight to make up for it?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Picked the place?
Speaker 13 (45:01):
Where's that Morelli's? Dude, that's a little on the pricey side,
didn't it?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Well?
Speaker 13 (45:08):
Okay, okay, how does the seven o'clock sound great? Listen, sweetie,
I got to run here right by Morelli's. Huh boy,
she must have really been.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Steaming you know it? Hey?
Speaker 13 (45:18):
And I thought my plan was even better than Frank's.
I came in through the back door, changed into my
pajamas in the laundry room. Then I went upstairs, slipped
into bed and pretended I was asleep. She still woke
up and let me have it have what?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Hello?
Speaker 10 (45:33):
She got really mad at him?
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Your turn birthday boy?
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Oh boy? Hello? O I sugar? What don't don't sugar you?
I thought by now would be over our little snit.
I guess I thought wrong.
Speaker 12 (45:49):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (45:50):
Well, I don't guess it would do any good to
say I'm sorry. Huh Now, well, look, sugar, the guys
are just trying to do something nice for me. It
was something for my birthday. Listen, I'll tell you what.
How about I stopped by on the way home. I'll
rent us a movie.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
We'll watch it together tonight.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
Your choice.
Speaker 17 (46:08):
What okay, hold on, I'll ask him, Hey, married man,
what's your wife's favorite movie?
Speaker 13 (46:15):
The Bridges of Madison County?
Speaker 17 (46:18):
Thanks a lot, Hello, sugar, Bridges of Madison County. Okay,
I'll bring it home with me.
Speaker 13 (46:26):
Okay, all right, fine, man, your wife really get it
in for you.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
We have no idea.
Speaker 17 (46:31):
And hey, listen, I thought I thought of everything, really everything.
I cut off the car at the top of the hill,
let it coast to a stop right out front. I
changed into my pajamas in the laundry room. I made
a sandwich in the kitchen, took it to the den.
I sat down, took just a few bites off of it,
and laid it on the coffee table. Okay, so that
way it would look like I'd gotten up for a
little midnight snack. Sat down on the couch, turned on
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the TV, and then I pretended I'd fallen asleep watching
the Letterman.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Hey man, that sounds pretty good. So what happened?
Speaker 4 (46:59):
Well, was watching me from the top of the stairs the.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Whole time, Oh boy.
Speaker 17 (47:04):
And she let me have it with both barrels.
Speaker 13 (47:06):
She shot at you, now, you idiot, she yelled at it.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Dude, the way you're killing me.
Speaker 13 (47:12):
Gee, no wonder you know, I imagine that kind of latant
Deceit would be kind of upsetting to a spouse. Excuse
me just a second. Guys. Hello, Hi, honey, Bonnie. Yeah,
I was just putting more stuff on tack here. How
are you feeling today?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Ray?
Speaker 13 (47:28):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (47:30):
I think everybody did have a good time last night.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (47:32):
We were just sitting here talking about uh huh. Listen, honey, Bunny,
you better let me run. Hey, want to come down
have lunch with me later, pory, Okay, I'll see you
around noon, Okay, bye, bye?
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Hey, married man, what was that all about?
Speaker 13 (47:45):
You know, you fellows really need to examine your relationships
with your wives.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
She's not mad at you, now, I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
You're the ultimate short, least guy, and you were out
just as late as the rest of us.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
What gives? How come she's I'm mad at you?
Speaker 13 (48:01):
Well, I guess I just know how to handle situations
like this better than you. Guys.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
Okay, well, what did you do when you got home
last night?
Speaker 6 (48:09):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (48:09):
Nothing special?
Speaker 4 (48:10):
You know.
Speaker 13 (48:10):
I came in, got out the blender, made myself a
protein shake. Then I watched a little bit of Twister
on the home theater system and strolled on up the
stairs to open the door, plopped down on the bed.
Then I gave honey Bunny a little pat on the
butt and said, hey, how about a little loving.
Speaker 1 (48:26):
You're kidding? What does she say?
Speaker 13 (48:29):
Nothing? She pretended she was asleep. All a read I
saw a Fartcha married? Mine actually comes out on top
for a change. But doll, get used to it. Things.
I bound to be back to normal when you join
us for our next sphinter tightening adventure. When will have
college buddy?
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Say, Hey, guys, will all do me a favor if
I ever mentioned marriage? Kill me? Oh you got it?
Speaker 13 (48:52):
Yeah, prob yeah, I five I FI don't let me
hanging well, say you have same married time married channel.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
There's a screw.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Look you'll find the married man good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio. He you're driving the big
show bed box lighting to have this. It's keywords divorce, ego.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
It's time to acts like.
Speaker 6 (49:48):
Patrick, what are you?
Speaker 1 (49:51):
What you got?
Speaker 6 (49:51):
Boy? I ain't gonna stand the.
Speaker 10 (49:54):
Cup made a man trick you in the cans water
can again?
Speaker 6 (50:01):
Son of am Yoo? What's up? Welcome to x I.
And let me preface this by saying, I got nothing
the place to.
Speaker 10 (50:15):
Golf, all the four one one you need for all
your uh what you call.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
Afro legalational relations shrimps.
Speaker 10 (50:23):
Dig this, yo Ike, that's a white man's.
Speaker 13 (50:33):
Not so far.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
V En.
Speaker 10 (50:39):
Told yo Ike, Well, it's finally happened. My marriage is
officially on the skids. In fact, the fecal matter has
collided with the oscillating rotary atmosphere.
Speaker 6 (50:55):
Agitator, say what, I go to my color man.
Speaker 13 (50:59):
Billy white guy that spend the college apparently.
Speaker 10 (51:02):
Yeah, like having Randy Bank, But I regress.
Speaker 6 (51:09):
She has got a real shock.
Speaker 10 (51:11):
For a lawyer, I've never been through anything like this,
and I want to make sure I adequately shield my
gloodiest maximum he getting on my nerves.
Speaker 6 (51:20):
I'm not ready to put a plug on this leave hanging.
Speaker 16 (51:25):
Now.
Speaker 10 (51:25):
I know you've been through a divorce the divorce mill
a time or two. I need the benefit of your experience.
What do I look for in a good lawyer? Signed
royally screwed in royal Oak, Dear rookie. One time, I
will admit the first divorce is the worstest. It's devastation, baby,
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and it don't get no easy on my brother. Every
time some old hole sends you packing is like her.
I can't Katrina go through your bank account and the
quote unquote victims spend it about the same way too,
Casey yeagermeister, and tickets to see Usher.
Speaker 6 (52:05):
Not that that that that Now.
Speaker 10 (52:07):
Being the man, you automatically the bad guy and you
are gonna get taken to the cleaning. I don't care
if you got videotape or her playing slapping takele with
the whole damn neighborhood. You going down, so you might
as well play dirty. And that means having the right
law dog to drop the hammer on that no good
skank Banada yours what showed you the dog?
Speaker 6 (52:28):
But you better do your homework.
Speaker 10 (52:31):
The wrong lawyer can make your situation even worse than
it already is.
Speaker 6 (52:35):
Believe that holds killing.
Speaker 10 (52:39):
So here's Ike's top ten ways to tell if you
need to look for a different lawyer. Number ten, your
wife's lawyer sees who your lawyer is and high fires.
Speaker 6 (52:49):
The other guy.
Speaker 10 (52:55):
Number nine, your lawyer keeps actually in the court reporter
if she wants to see his briefs. Number eight. During
your initial consultation, he tries to sell you crack. Number seven.
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Every couple of minutes, he yells, I called Jack Daniels
to the witness stand.
Speaker 6 (53:24):
Number six.
Speaker 10 (53:25):
During the trial, you catch him playing his game boy.
Number five asked every hostile witness to pull his finger.
Speaker 9 (53:39):
Number four.
Speaker 10 (53:42):
Every time the judge calls overruled, he grabs himself and says,
tell let the Perry Mason, y'all name him. Number three
He picks the jerry by playing Dunk Dunk goose.
Speaker 6 (54:06):
Number two.
Speaker 10 (54:08):
He frequently flips juror number four of the fingers, and
the number one way you can tell you need a
new lawyer he is. Halfway through the trial. He puts
a no refund signed on the table. I'm telling you,
my brother, you wind up with one of these balloon heads,
and you old lady gonna clean you out. Like brother
stripping down a caddy and an alley. You'll be fought
(54:31):
to give up the highlight, and that means no more vienias.
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Oh hell no.
Speaker 10 (54:38):
If I was you, you best be breaking off all
contact with every one of them. Mattock wanna bees along
with the toe of your shoe and the crack of
the ass sposer by Jojia Boot.
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I'm gonna get something by this gig.
Speaker 10 (54:57):
Hell my brother, you might be better off defending your
own That way, you wind up paying your own self
and going through a divorce.
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You gonna use it extra money. This is ike peace out.
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Fuck you buy yag your boot.
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