July 16, 2025 • 48 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has - what she claims will be - a quick “nugget-style” update on entertainment news, with this week’s edition of “Tatertainment News”.. - Hoyt and Delbert went to a birthday party for Delbert's mom - we'll see how that went.. - Today is the anniversary of the last time the Ringling Brothers & Barnum Bailey Circus was held under a canvas tent, so we figured it would be a good time to replay the time Carl Childers and Cadbury went to the circus.. - Sticking with that theme, Ricky B. Sharp sings, “Circus Freaks”.. - Oliver goes to the beach.. - and Ike Turner delves into the subject of “how old is too old to breast-feed”…
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is a big show on the radio, Humming, New
York Home Day, Wednesday, July sixteenth.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Feeds your track Find the Big Show, big Box acts,
I Turner. How old is too old to breast me?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
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Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Make sure you right there and look over your shoulders.
Say what it happens right now? Say click on the
on their contest money can't get there, We'll call you.
Oh yeah, thank you, Well, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I contested his carry from living to North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Good morning, carry, good morning, good morning, hey.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Body, welcome, bye man, go ask tell you some questions.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong?
Not to deal? Two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Nice Marcy, We're way familiar with sound? Is this business
that we're in?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yes, fast once?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Does sound travels faster through the air underwater or in
outer space?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Should I use my engineering degree? I'm gonna say it
travels faster through the air.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Through the air, our air. All right, Carrie, Do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Wow, that was Yeah, it's underwater. Underwater?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sound travels a mile and five seconds through the air. Underwater,
it travels a mile in one second, and sound will
not travel in outer space, right vacuum you probably oh.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Wait that Pard, I just remember trying to talk to
a friend underwater and it didn't work.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
So that was our I gotn't work.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Carry as a bill to see one more for the world.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
On Prize Fact, Tayter, you, which night of the week
do more people watch prime time television?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I watch television with more people Thursdays.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Thursday Night Lader has us ride out about carry agree
or disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I'm gonna have to disagree with that, and actually got
that right Thursday Nights.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Price.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
She's the entertainment reporter. Just listen to her last one.
That's why.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So we got a full count here care. Let's say,
when you get a bail to win, oh Tatler. According
to scientific studies, after a three week vacation, should you
expect your IQ to increase or decrease?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
I wish I'd been paid for that study. What was
the question?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
It was only like a week vacation increase increase?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is your IQ carry? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (03:50):
I'm gonna agree to sound.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Did you say agree?
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Agree? Yes, sir, that's what I was afraid of.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
He says, you should have just listened to her.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Garry, we got a good consolation prize for you buddies.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Are you hang right there? All right?
Speaker 8 (04:12):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
Thanks for letting me play.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
All right, brother man like right there?
Speaker 5 (04:24):
All right?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
We don't jump out, catch you up on your knees.
And then Carl and cad Burry goes to the circus.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
What could happen?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
We'll find out.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, we've been having fun at the circus this morning.
It was on this day in nineteen fifty six the
Wringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus performs this last
show under canvas.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah thou remember that man was terrible? Now just get
it a.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Remember when Carl and Cadbury went to the circus?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, well we blocked it out of our mind. Check
it out.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Ah, here you go, Kyle more more large French fried potatoes.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You remember the mustard?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Oh, I was warned about your love of mustard, so
I brought the big pump jug off the counter. Mister
boy told me to make sure you had a wonderful time.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
You're here putting on the dog right.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I appreciate you told me all the way out of here.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
Well, Carl, is the circus everything you thought it would be?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yes, sir, my louder than I figured.
Speaker 11 (06:09):
You know, it's been years since I visited the Big Top.
I didn't know Miss Marshy was a come in.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
No, no, Carl. The Big Top is another name for
the circus.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
You see, when I was a boy, the circus was
held under a big tint they called the Big Top.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Howcome you bunder the circus in a spell?
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Well, I had a rather unfortunate experience.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Luck it vitty, Oh, I said, where that fella accidentally
got his head stuck in that elephant? But well, not
quite that colorful, but nonetheless traumatic for a young boy.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
You see, my father and I had wonderful seats down front,
just like these. All at once out came the clowns.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
Oh, Daddy looked the clowns.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Quite funny?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And I drew quite funny indeed, Well alone, Ellen Nipper
butter ballone.
Speaker 10 (06:58):
I oh, thank you, sir, Yeah, Now don't cry, let
me wash away those tears.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
Father, the clown's blank water on me, Nigel, he's just
playing the clowns on.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Oh yeah here, now let me make it up to you, Laddy.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Look, I bite you a cake, A cake for me,
that's right, or for you, well, let me have it.
You're the boss. And there I sat soaking wet, covered
in cake.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
My day was ruined on account of the named you, Naniel,
no Carl, because I made such a fuss over what
the clowns?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Did?
Speaker 10 (07:44):
You see? My father never took me to the circus again.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
Maybe your daddy would write, you should have just had
a good laugh. I had a spoiled that main old
clown shenanigans for sure. Oh well, I suppose slave made
the world be a whole lot better off.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Folks had learned a laugh of themselves as easy as
they laugh for each the other.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Well, what a profound thought, Carl, you're right wise words.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Indeed, I do all right? I reckon.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Well, I can assure you I won't soon forget it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, not mister Cadbury, But you undercome him clowns.
Speaker 13 (08:18):
Oh dear, howly there kids? Oh lookie who's hitting down front?
This must be what they mean by children of all ages.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Ai it's very amusing.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
A nice tuxedo.
Speaker 13 (08:33):
Are you going to the opera?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
I wish I'm a Gentleman's gentleman.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, don't worry.
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Clowns don't judge up even if.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You are a fruitcake. Now see here, this must be
your boyfriend. Hi, sport, I'm Kookie the clown.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Pleased to meet you, mister kokie named carl As here's Nadel.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
He don't kindly like clowns.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
Carl please don't like clowns. Eh, well, let's see if
we can change his mind.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What are you think.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
That's not necessary? Just just move along?
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Yeah, how about a nice flower? Have a sniff, it's fresh.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
Oh well, all right, you obnoxious locked mister Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Remember what we talked about.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Oh yeah, you're right, quite right there, very funny, mister Cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Shucks, that's nothing. How about a cute little puppy? Watch this.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Ain't pretty good, any mitter Cadbury?
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Oh yes, yes, very enter Here you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Go, little fellow. You want to hear him?
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Park? I was no, not really listen Cookie, My patience
is nearly at an end.
Speaker 13 (09:49):
Well, here's something to turn that frown upside down. I
just put this hanky over my empty hand like this?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And whoa sweets? Father? Sweet? How do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
He knew you like pie, mister Cadbury, lucky, I guess.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
I hope you like banana cream, and I hope you
like a punch in the big red news.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You couldn't just walk away, could you.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
That's why I hate clowns.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
All right, you heard him. He's a clown hat clowns.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
Let's give him the three ring treatment. Bring it on, Bozo.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hello, mister Cadbury's telephone.
Speaker 15 (10:53):
Oh ain't yon way, Yes, you're why I'm in a
big time all right, hold on, singer, I met your
Catbury Yon boy wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
I'm a little busy.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
He can't come to fool right now, No, Sir, ain't
out there fooling around with every clown or what not. Well, sir,
and I'm glad to carrying him over. Say say that
elephant up close? They're showing him to backside first, How close?
(11:34):
I don't reckon you can get any closer that elephant.
Don't seem to happy about it neither, well, sir. As
soon as mister Cadbury's done with all his foolishness, we'll
be home.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, then.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Some reason, I sure can go for a peanut or two.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're getting in the short rows here we got a
Ricky May singing circus, freaking minutes, Tayter Tayman news, what
to watch, the rousing rounds and wordy words, and right
now it's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Beaucy well Diary. Instead of taking some sort of laborous
Hollywood vacation, some exotic locale, I decided to get back
to my roots and visit some kin for got in Oklahoma.
Stayed with my uncle, who used to be a state executioner,
Old Noosey Baucy retired a couple of years ago. Bought
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him a cattle rash. Seemed like the right guy to
hang with. No pun intended. Sorry, dope, there ain't no hope, Noocy.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Busey's coming and he's got the rope.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
It's a dangler.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Oklahoma in the summertime is a straight up endurance test.
He had gotta get up early in the morning and
get them chores done to beat the heat. Thankfully, I
haven't let my superstar status corrupt my country ways. I'm
up at the crack of dawn, drinking coffee and peeling
off the porch. And I do the same thing in Oklahoma,
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watching my cousin mother Goosey Baucy round up the geese
for feeding. Oh, she does a bang up job, probably
because she's kind of built like one of them, the
butt long neck. She walks around with that bucket going hawk.
They trailed right along. After a big breakfast of beef,
steak and bourbon, it's off to the milking bard. I
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don't know what it is, but cows love me, whether
it's two legs or four. Heifer's got a sweet spot
for that solid gold beausy charm. Time's havn't changed since
I was a kid. Milk's been all been done by
machine these days. But I got a chance to break
out my manual skills. Old number of forty three. Wasn't
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given the goods like she used to. Uncle Nucy was
talking about putting her out to breed, and I said, unc,
give me a shot at her. So I grabbed that
little stool and I sidled up to her. I closed
my eyes and grabbed a hold of that udder, and
I thought back to the days of doing dinner theater
with the likes of Barbara Eden, Elkie Summer and Sylvia
(15:00):
Miles yea yea yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yah yeah, yeh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I was sitting there whispering sweet nothing's to her, and
then glorious, magical Beaucy hands go to squeezing and a
rubbing and a tugging, and before you know it, she's
giving me buckets left.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Hand, right hand, left hand, right hand.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I think I overdid it a bit because by the
end she was putting out whipped cream.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And licking my ear.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Loverboybucy smooth of silk, talking dirty, and getting milk lactose intolerant.
Being a veteran of navigating the Hollywood Melliu, I'm an
old hand dealing with manure, bull, horse, pig, agent, manager, publicist.
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It all smells the same, brother. The only difference, Diary,
is that critter crap doesn't cost you fifteen percent of
your paycheck. In fact, I'm a by god of already
on all things fertilizer, great Granny dub me deucey Beaucy. See,
all crap is different in texture. Horse is nice. It's
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like shoveling tennis balls. Happy little compact turns. Only downside
is that they tend to roll. You get a good roller,
and all of a sudden you're in a silent movie
chasing a low meadow, muffing around the barnyard like Harold Lloyd.
Cow pies are pretty much how they sound, like someone
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dumped a chocolate pie upside down in the pasture. Most
times a hayfork will get it up in one chunk,
but pig dump. Forget the hayfork. It's like eating soup
with chopsticks. Get the snowshovel. This en f why I
have fifty pound hog produces three hundred pounds of stewle
(16:53):
an ay. Now I know how Gerald McCraney feels hell burk.
Please don't say it's too much work the sheddamn extra
pounds at you put on? And what would Gerald say
when he sees how much you weigh?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
He looked down at that scale.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
And he'll be gone, boy, howdy Diary. There ain't nothing
like country cooking. Farmed of plates, vegetables, make grown mango vegetarian.
I had me a hankering for some fresh corn on
the cob and okra, but unfortunately I overdid it just
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a little teeny tiny event that Oprah went right through
me and I didn't quite make it to the outhouse.
The corn was of my undercooked and when I cut loose,
it was like a Dick Tracy machine gun knocked the
hat off my hermit granddad reclusive music, killed two chickens,
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broke ten jars of preserves, and dented the hell out
of the fender on the old John Deere tractor. On
the upside, my colon is cleaner than a kitten's ear.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Be I out.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm taking Katie Segall,
Judith Light and yaz Met and Bleath up to Knotsberry
Farm for country fair days. We're entered in the milking competition.
Old habits are hard to break a cock Until next time, Diary,
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xas and over Gary.
Speaker 16 (18:42):
But you see, good morning, you got a big show
on the radio, more chance for you to win coming
up after your news.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
Ah, you can have all them good at two shoes
on the radio talking about that damn Peaton having baby.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
There's nothing sexy.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
As than a hot young man talking trash on the radio.
I like all them opinionated tip men, Rush Limball John
Handy neil board.
Speaker 17 (19:17):
They're snow on the roof. There's a fire in the farner.
It's getting hot in here. I take off all my clothes.
I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
we go, Ricky tell me.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
A scary how to read story?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, I don't.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Rightly know any But did I ever tell you about
the gal I dated right before you?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I don't want to hear about your conquest too late.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
I already wrote the song.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
I needed lots of different girls.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Somewhere better than the others. Next one half Or she
was really something special, like nothing else I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh Lord, she.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Had claws instead of hands, and a tale just like
the devil.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
She worked for Ringling Brothers, barn and Bailey, and all
three eyes were green.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
That girl was heard wild now.
Speaker 9 (21:01):
Or was a circus freak.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Her feet were kindly hoofy.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
Her nose was just a meat.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
She had her like a badger, and always a row meat.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
I had to train wilize her meat.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
She ain't right, she ain't right.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
And that's all right with me. Hey, she's a circus freak.
Circus freak, she's signs you freaking now, Hey, everybody's saying
circus freaking, circus freaking. Her dad was lobster boy and
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her mama was monkey woman.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
She got freaky with banana's and drawn butter, get wheeled
down right of sea, right here the next street, and
sell it. Spent some time alone, she says, I'll leave
the door to my cage open. I find her, biden
heads off us a chickens, I pee my pants and scream.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
That girl was crazy, kiky like go circus freak. She
gave the kind of hickey.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's what always pleased. That girl was barely human.
Speaker 18 (22:18):
That was kind of me.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
I always wore protection.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
They didn't please.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
She ain't right, she ain't right, and that's all right
with me. Hey, Jesus circus freak, circus freak.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
She signs your freaking now, Jackie c Circus freak of.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The circus free.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
The girl's a circus freak. Jesus Circus creek circus freak.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
She shots your freaking.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
She's a freaky girl.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
It's been forever since I've seen her. I hear she
got a job that really suits her, as.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
A Walmart greater.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
She hurts like.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
She ain't right.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
She ain't right, and that's all right?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Did she have tentacles?
Speaker 10 (23:38):
No, stupid, give me the girl.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
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for it ten minutes. We're right now from the desk
of Taytlor Tayman News.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's what to watch. Here's Marzie Taylor moraen.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Well, we're gonna see what everybody was watching out at
the movie theater. Why, I don't know, it's a habit.
Number one was James Gunn's Superman. Yes, another Man of Steel,
this one by David kornsweat it scored the third biggest
opening weekend of the year.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So they got that real big deal about that movie
is not really so much Superman. Who's getting all the attention.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Uh, that would be Lewis Lane.
Speaker 19 (24:53):
Now the dog, and you know what, the dog doesn't
even actually exist.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's cgi. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Well, they made one hundred and twenty two million near
Stateside and they haven't even found they haven't even added
in yet what they made internationally. So they have pretty
much made back their two hundred and twenty five million
dollar budget, but they still have one hundred million to
recoup in their marketing budgets.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I don't think it's going to be problem.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
I did have to pay that.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Oh that's terrible. Jurassic World Rebirth. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
This is like number ninety two of the Jurassic parts.
It came in second place. Third place went to Brad
Pitt's movie The F One. Excuse me, it's called F
one the movie. Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of
trailers for that. I don't believe it anyway. Fourth place
went to The Family Friendly Fair, the live action remake
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of How to Train Your Dragon, and fifth place went
to Ilio Elio, you know, the Pixar sci fi adventure
which falls an eleven year old boy named Eleo Solios
who is mistaken for the intergalactical Ambassador of Earth after
being beamed up to the Commu Verse by aliens for
making contact with them.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
Yeah, she's over delivering, because the last time we talked
about it, she was like, uh.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I remember that one hit in theaters Friday.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Smurfs.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Yes, another animated flick. It's the reboot of the Smurfs
film series.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Duh.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Stars Rihanna as the voice of Smurf Fat, which I
find odd because they have.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Natasha Leone in.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
This movie as one of the Smurfs, and she's got
that perfect voice for smurffat from the way that I
remember in the cartoons. Okay, well anyway, you know what,
So I'm having a day deal. But Rihanna's in this,
John Goodman, James Cordon, like I said, Natasha Leone, Sandra O,
Jimmy Kimmel, Octavia Spencer, Nick Kroll, Everybody's in this.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Kurt Russell.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
And it's about when Papa Smurf is taken by evil
wizard Rosen Mel and Gargamel, and Smurfett leads the Murph's
on a mission to the real world to save them.
Speaker 10 (27:14):
Not even with a court order.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'll blame you.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
You believe, all right? Also in theaters if you're not
in for the Little Blue Guys.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I Know what you did Last Summer, which is a
sequel to the American Slasher.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I still know what you did last summer?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
And I Know what you did last Summer franchise Okay Eddington.
It's an American Neo Western satirical black comedy film starring
Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, and Luke Rimes. The story is
set in twenty twenty, and the film follows the rivalry
between Sheriff Joe Cross and Mayor Ted Garcia as they
worked to go through the social turmoil caused by said
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rivalry and COVID nineteen Did I make you want to
see it?
Speaker 19 (27:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Hey, what are you even streaming?
Speaker 10 (27:59):
I'll you know.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I streamed Old Guard Too, which is a flick on Netflix.
It was pretty good, has Charlie's staring in it.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Old Guard Old Guard.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Too, because there's an Old Guard and Old Guard Too.
They were mortal and may you know, try to keep
evil at bay. Fountain of Youth is on Apple TV.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
It's got John Brazinski Jim from the Office, and it's
kind of like an Indiana jones Field.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, a modern.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Day I actually saw that. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
All right.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Saturday, the w NBA All Star w NBA All Star
Game will air live on ABC Prove it and Friday,
Part one of the Billy Joel documentary and So it
goes airs on HBO.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, well that's a good job right now, thank you
very much. Man. Well let's get us a winner. Let's
play worthy word. All right, here we go one eight
hundred big show you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. We'll
humming to your hump dad. July the sixteenth, feature tracking
the Big Show bit Box ex.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Like how old is too old to breastfeed?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I don't know if he's the one to answer this,
but let's find out keyword breastfeed.
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Make sure you're at the bit box rope.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Clicking on their context button. You can't get through, We'll
call you somebody you want to play.
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Make that happen to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay, don't wear you don't where you're wearing it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Then let's meet our contestants right now, some brothers out
of Huntsville, Alabama, with the brothers Rick and Larry.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good morning, Rick, good morning, how are you there? You
are we awsome? And good morning Larry, Larry, Hey, good morning,
John boy.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
All right boys, good let's have a little brotherly love
here on worthy word. That'll be Tater and Larry, John
Boy and Rick And all right, look boys, we're dealing
with three letter words. Rand new category here.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Three letter words.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
All right, so Larry you relax, Me and Rick will
go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Alright, marsh you ready this second?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Now, all right, here we go, three letter words. Start
the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Now you wear this around your neck a neck.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Light?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, uh huh uh. You may say, I'll pay this.
That is your what at an auction?
Speaker 10 (31:02):
What is no?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
What is your blank? I blink, I blank? Twenty dollars
on that? That is my final what? Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Now, oh, this is just a word that's hand sold blank,
gretel jack blank jill jill.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I just sent you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
So these three letter words ain't working too hard? Kill, oh,
he said, kill jacket jill.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, what do we end up with?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hard too is what we got on the board, all right,
Tater and Larry Larry, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I'm ready, okay, and go all right.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
It's the word in between Tom blank Jerry and Yep.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
This is okay.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
This is a negative word, like uh uh uh do
blank this it means, it means, I don't know, it's negative.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
It's a negative word.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
It also means to tie your shoelace into one of these.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
No, oh, yeah, that is true letters.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
This is hey.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
I'm telling you, these ladies are tough.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So that was a one on the board for Larry. Oh, Larry,
it is two to one.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
All right.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
We're having a defensive struggle here on lordy word this morning.
So Rick, let's see what we can do. We're picking
up on that last one. I don't think Taylor was
much help.
Speaker 18 (32:40):
No none, okay, all right already so uh yeah, starting
to clock now, So like you say, like if you're
not yeah, all right, okay, uh this is the way.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I blank.
Speaker 19 (33:00):
Back in the back in the past. How blank your trip? Yeah,
I took a trip. I want to know how blanket
how yeah it was? I think now is the month
of what after June July? Yes, all right, this is
like a never mind if we get through these I'm
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gonna burn that.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Do get back over here. I got time to mess
with you. Well, we got a three on the two
of five four for wow. Okay, never mind, it looks
like we're struggling for a while. Boys.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
All right, so Larry and Tator four will tie force
overtime five will win.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
All Right, here we go Larry and Tator and.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Go all right, you need to save some don't blank
it up? Nope, you know I blank uh Macintosh computers.
You may blank PCs.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Uh. I blank to love you, Larry, I use moving
on I blank, I blank.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
You yes you do?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Oh right, Rick, win's this game. I don't even want.
Speaker 19 (34:29):
To know what the score.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Five to one.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Hey, my brothers from Huntsville, Alabama. We appreciate the boys.
Thanks for playing with us this morning.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Hey, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Thanks for having us first time. All right, Rick, there
you go, all right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I got the bike showing a radio. Big request from longo.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Albert Munford says, can y'all play Oliver at the beach?
We you sure can, Albert. We'll do it for you next.
(35:34):
Good morning, it's a big showing a radio. Something you'd
like to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up on the John One Miller Facebook page. Don't
be distracted by my beautiful body. Me and Jimmy Moore. Yes,
we could have been like, oh, what's the Bateman kid?
The brother?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
And yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I heard that when you put that. Let's say where
are we are?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah Albert Monford's request, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, the.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
Kids are finally heading back to school, signaling that another
summer is nearly behind us, and that means another long, painful,
embarrassing beach vacation with my wife's family will scar my
memory for years to come.
Speaker 10 (36:34):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Oh I could have gotten out of it. All I
had to do was say something like, oh, I don't know,
let's see. No, but not me, not good old go
along to get along, Oliver. Let this be a lesson
for all the children out there. Choices have constant quinces.
(37:01):
You only have to look as far back as our
most recent presidential election to see that one little mistake
can lead to rack, ruin and resentment. Where to begin,
Since we were only going to the beach, we drove
now for a normal sized bunch of standard suv would
(37:22):
have been plenty big enough, but when I'm the smallest
person in the vehicle, that's the first of many problems
to come. The missus, her sister, and their mother.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
Took up most of the room.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
Me I was stuffed in the back with the luggage.
Here's something to remember. Big people have big clothes. Big
clothes mean big suitcases. And on top of that add
the many bags of groceries. That's right, because God forbid,
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they don't have checks mix and Little Debbie snack cakes
at Myrtle Beach. So there I was crammed between the
luggage and the lunch, listening to the Unholy Trinity talk
about dieting and men something none of them know anything about.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
Myrtle Beach has some of.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
The finest restaurants in the world, and we visited every
single one of them twice and nothing sends the full
figured gals into agasmic friends frenzy.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Like the phrase all you can eat.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
I should mention that you have to be prepared for
some horrific sights when traveling with the axis of eat
all it's like watching garbage disposals with breasts, and Heaven
help you if it's family night I've seen young children
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trampled beneath heaving cankles when it was hinted that more
crab legs were coming out. Then came the activities. Now,
some large people have common sense when it comes to
outdoor fun. Just go outdoors. But not my wife and
(39:29):
her family. No, no, no no no. Neither shame nor conscience,
nor full length mirrors in the hotel kept the ladies
from going to the beach in.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Bathing suits. I think I just.
Speaker 10 (39:46):
Threw up in my buffley.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
It looked like a Chick fil aad. The only bright
spot was that none of them wore a two piece.
It was more like an eight piece, extra crispy. They
hinted they were going to try to bury each other
in the sand, but there's only so much sand even
(40:13):
at the beach. Thank goodness, they wore sunscreen, because all
three of them trying to get a tan would have
been a lot to ask of the sun.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
And the sweat, oh, dear God, the sweat.
Speaker 11 (40:31):
If I'd have had a bag of flour, I could
have made enough gravy to feed the cavalry. I'll pick
the hairs out of it, and don't forget the shopping now,
shopping requires a lot of walking, unless you're my wife's family.
(40:52):
Then you co opt every single electric cart to lug
your corn fed butt from sail to sail, tires bulging
under the strain, a double helping of ass spilling on
both sides of the seats. You could almost hear the
extra large shuttle shocks groaning in pain and the electric
batteries crying for mercies. The tractor that moves the shuttle
(41:14):
to the launch pad has easier days than these four
industrial strength rascal and off they went, barreling through the aisles,
knocking over pedestrians like a pack of rabbit dom dulowiese impersonators,
pulling items off the rack, and then heading to the
fitting rooms. The fitting room, how ironic, since nothing fit.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Here's a tip.
Speaker 11 (41:44):
If you can't fit into the fitting rooms, chances are
you're not going to fit into the clothes either.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
And then at last, mercifully, it was over home again,
Home again, jiggy jig.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
The whole big canned clan and their bags of cheap
Koatchki's and store bought shells wadded into the suv. And
of course more talk if their bodies got as much
exercise as their jaws. They've have been able to wear
that two piece bathing suit fit into the fitting rooms.
Speaker 10 (42:20):
And I would have had a place to sit on the.
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Way back instead of clinging for dear life to the
luggage rack. And for me that was the highlight of
the trip. Next year they want to go to the
Grand Canyon. I only hope they don't all want to
go in at once.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Good time, good morning.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
It's a big Shaw on the radio feature track from
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If you like this for your John boynmilly album.
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Keywords breast feed, It's time the axeke Patrick.
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Keep the bro hand running, buddy Daddy, gonna be quickness?
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Why can't they just right beah trying.
Speaker 10 (43:52):
To try to suck up to a brother.
Speaker 11 (43:55):
While I was shopping at Tomorrow, I saw something that
stopped me cold. This baby dog was breastfeeding her kid.
Now this is nothing new. The thing that blew my
mind was the kid looked like he was about five
years old. What should have been a beautiful expression of
a mother's love for her son turned into some sort
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of freak show the road Company of deliverance out there.
I thought this was outrageous, but my wife said it
was no big deal.
Speaker 10 (44:27):
Sett list once.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
And for all.
Speaker 11 (44:29):
How old is too old to be breastfeeding? Signed turned
off in Biloxi? Did turn You think Mom would pull
the plug on the breastical feeding about the time those
teeth started showing up.
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Baby is like a puppy that got them little razor teeth.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
I can't imagine mom looking forward a little count sucular
sinking his fangs into a what you called a jugular vein.
Get it, let me preach on it. That that that
that truth is. It's hard for I to interpolate who
got the biggest problem?
Speaker 10 (45:14):
Here, this hearty little boy, or here skanky old lady.
Speaker 11 (45:19):
Now it would be nice to give her the beneficence
of the doubt and say she just over protective. But
my guess is she a freak one of them what's
you called a sexually frustrated types like on that TV
show Disproportionate Housewife. There's also the possibility that this little
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boy is just a little devia, that juvenile relinquent and old.
Oh Mama ain't got the heart to tell him to
snack by his clothes. You know how persuasible kill can be.
And she's the adult here, so she gots to take charge.
That means she got to be aware of some of
the warning signs that little Sir so a lot might.
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Be getting a little bit too old to be hitting
the trough.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
Among the telltale signs are he can open your blouse
by his own cell.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
He winks at you.
Speaker 11 (46:15):
While feeding, He starts picking out all your lingerie, keeps
slipping dollar bills into your garden. He comes to you
whenever he needs craving in coffee, your birth control pills,
start interfering with his acne medicine. Gives you a Got
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Milk t shirt for your birthday. He smokes a cigarette
after lunch, keeps inviting his friends over for dinner, considers
dueling Banjo's Dinni music. And the biggest sign that he
is too old is he still breastfeeding. Two words beard burn.
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So if any of these ring a bell, you'd probably
be smart to start little boob Zilla on stuff solid
food in in their future. Next time he comes around
looking for a free meal, be prepared to stick the
toe of your boot in a crack of his big
old diaper. Once you kicked him to the curb, you
might find yourself suffering from what you call a post
pabulum depression. So if you're feeling lonely, just give I
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could call and uh, I'll have what the kids having.
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I contested his carry from living to North Carolina.
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Good morning, carry, good morning, good morning, hey.
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Body, welcome, bye man, go ask tell you some questions.
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You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or wrong?
Not to deal? Two bells before two buzzers and you win.
Nice Marcy, We're way familiar with sound? Is this business
that we're in?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yes, fast once?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
So?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Does sound travels faster through the air underwater or in
outer space?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Should I use my engineering degree? I'm gonna say it
travels faster through the air.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Through the air, our air. All right, Carrie, Do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Wow, that was Yeah, it's underwater. Underwater?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sound travels a mile and five seconds through the air. Underwater,
it travels a mile in one second, and sound will
not travel in outer space, right vacuum you probably oh.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Wait that Pard, I just remember trying to talk to
a friend underwater and it didn't work.
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So that was our I gotn't work.
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Carry as a bill to see one more for the world.
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On Prize Fact, Tayter, you, which night of the week
do more people watch prime time television?
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I watch television with more people Thursdays.
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Thursday Night Lader has us ride out about carry agree
or disagree?
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I'm gonna have to disagree with that, and actually got
that right Thursday Nights.
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Price.
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She's the entertainment reporter. Just listen to her last one.
That's why.
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So we got a full count here care. Let's say,
when you get a bail to win, oh Tatler. According
to scientific studies, after a three week vacation, should you
expect your IQ to increase or decrease?
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I wish I'd been paid for that study. What was
the question?
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It was only like a week vacation increase increase?
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Is your IQ carry? Agree or disagree?
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I'm gonna agree to sound.
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Did you say agree?
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Agree? Yes, sir, that's what I was afraid of.
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He says, you should have just listened to her.
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Garry, we got a good consolation prize for you buddies.
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Are you hang right there? All right?
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I appreciate it.
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I appreciate you guys.
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Thanks for letting me play.
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All right, brother man like right there?
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All right?
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We don't jump out, catch you up on your knees.
And then Carl and cad Burry goes to the circus.
Speaker 10 (04:32):
What could happen?
Speaker 8 (04:33):
We'll find out.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, we've been having fun at the circus this morning.
It was on this day in nineteen fifty six the
Wringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus performs this last
show under canvas.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah thou remember that man was terrible? Now just get
it a.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Well.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Remember when Carl and Cadbury went to the circus?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
No, well we blocked it out of our mind. Check
it out.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Ah, here you go, Kyle more more large French fried potatoes.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
You remember the mustard?
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Oh, I was warned about your love of mustard, so
I brought the big pump jug off the counter. Mister
boy told me to make sure you had a wonderful time.
Speaker 10 (05:58):
You're here putting on the dog right.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I appreciate you told me all the way out of here.
Speaker 10 (06:04):
Well, Carl, is the circus everything you thought it would be?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Yes, sir, my louder than I figured.
Speaker 11 (06:09):
You know, it's been years since I visited the Big Top.
I didn't know Miss Marshy was a come in.
Speaker 10 (06:14):
No, no, Carl. The Big Top is another name for
the circus.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
You see, when I was a boy, the circus was
held under a big tint they called the Big Top.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Howcome you bunder the circus in a spell?
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Well, I had a rather unfortunate experience.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Luck it vitty, Oh, I said, where that fella accidentally
got his head stuck in that elephant? But well, not
quite that colorful, but nonetheless traumatic for a young boy.
Speaker 11 (06:40):
You see, my father and I had wonderful seats down front,
just like these. All at once out came the clowns.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
Oh, Daddy looked the clowns.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Quite funny?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And I drew quite funny indeed, Well alone, Ellen Nipper
butter ballone.
Speaker 10 (06:58):
I oh, thank you, sir, Yeah, Now don't cry, let
me wash away those tears.
Speaker 11 (07:09):
Father, the clown's blank water on me, Nigel, he's just
playing the clowns on.
Speaker 12 (07:16):
Oh yeah here, now let me make it up to you, Laddy.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
Look, I bite you a cake, A cake for me,
that's right, or for you, well, let me have it.
You're the boss. And there I sat soaking wet, covered
in cake.
Speaker 11 (07:35):
My day was ruined on account of the named you, Naniel,
no Carl, because I made such a fuss over what
the clowns?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Did?
Speaker 10 (07:44):
You see? My father never took me to the circus again.
Speaker 11 (07:47):
Maybe your daddy would write, you should have just had
a good laugh. I had a spoiled that main old
clown shenanigans for sure. Oh well, I suppose slave made
the world be a whole lot better off.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Folks had learned a laugh of themselves as easy as
they laugh for each the other.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Well, what a profound thought, Carl, you're right wise words.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Indeed, I do all right? I reckon.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Well, I can assure you I won't soon forget it.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, not mister Cadbury, But you undercome him clowns.
Speaker 13 (08:18):
Oh dear, howly there kids? Oh lookie who's hitting down front?
This must be what they mean by children of all ages.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Ai it's very amusing.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
A nice tuxedo.
Speaker 13 (08:33):
Are you going to the opera?
Speaker 10 (08:35):
I wish I'm a Gentleman's gentleman.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, don't worry.
Speaker 13 (08:39):
Clowns don't judge up even if.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
You are a fruitcake. Now see here, this must be
your boyfriend. Hi, sport, I'm Kookie the clown.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Pleased to meet you, mister kokie named carl As here's Nadel.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
He don't kindly like clowns.
Speaker 13 (08:56):
Carl please don't like clowns. Eh, well, let's see if
we can change his mind.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
What are you think.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
That's not necessary? Just just move along?
Speaker 13 (09:07):
Yeah, how about a nice flower? Have a sniff, it's fresh.
Speaker 11 (09:12):
Oh well, all right, you obnoxious locked mister Cadbury.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Remember what we talked about.
Speaker 11 (09:22):
Oh yeah, you're right, quite right there, very funny, mister Cookie.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Shucks, that's nothing. How about a cute little puppy? Watch this.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Ain't pretty good, any mitter Cadbury?
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Oh yes, yes, very enter Here you.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Go, little fellow. You want to hear him?
Speaker 10 (09:41):
Park? I was no, not really listen Cookie, My patience
is nearly at an end.
Speaker 13 (09:49):
Well, here's something to turn that frown upside down. I
just put this hanky over my empty hand like this?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
And whoa sweets? Father? Sweet? How do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
He knew you like pie, mister Cadbury, lucky, I guess.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
I hope you like banana cream, and I hope you
like a punch in the big red news.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
You couldn't just walk away, could you.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
That's why I hate clowns.
Speaker 12 (10:22):
All right, you heard him. He's a clown hat clowns.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
Let's give him the three ring treatment. Bring it on, Bozo.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hello, mister Cadbury's telephone.
Speaker 15 (10:53):
Oh ain't yon way, Yes, you're why I'm in a
big time all right, hold on, singer, I met your
Catbury Yon boy wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (11:05):
I'm a little busy.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
He can't come to fool right now, No, Sir, ain't
out there fooling around with every clown or what not. Well, sir,
and I'm glad to carrying him over. Say say that
elephant up close? They're showing him to backside first, How close?
(11:34):
I don't reckon you can get any closer that elephant.
Don't seem to happy about it neither, well, sir. As
soon as mister Cadbury's done with all his foolishness, we'll
be home.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
All right, then.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Some reason, I sure can go for a peanut or two.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're getting in the short rows here we got a
Ricky May singing circus, freaking minutes, Tayter Tayman news, what
to watch, the rousing rounds and wordy words, and right
now it's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Beaucy well Diary. Instead of taking some sort of laborous
Hollywood vacation, some exotic locale, I decided to get back
to my roots and visit some kin for got in Oklahoma.
Stayed with my uncle, who used to be a state executioner,
Old Noosey Baucy retired a couple of years ago. Bought
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him a cattle rash. Seemed like the right guy to
hang with. No pun intended. Sorry, dope, there ain't no hope, Noocy.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Busey's coming and he's got the rope.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
It's a dangler.
Speaker 6 (13:24):
Oklahoma in the summertime is a straight up endurance test.
He had gotta get up early in the morning and
get them chores done to beat the heat. Thankfully, I
haven't let my superstar status corrupt my country ways. I'm
up at the crack of dawn, drinking coffee and peeling
off the porch. And I do the same thing in Oklahoma,
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watching my cousin mother Goosey Baucy round up the geese
for feeding. Oh, she does a bang up job, probably
because she's kind of built like one of them, the
butt long neck. She walks around with that bucket going hawk.
They trailed right along. After a big breakfast of beef,
steak and bourbon, it's off to the milking bard. I
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don't know what it is, but cows love me, whether
it's two legs or four. Heifer's got a sweet spot
for that solid gold beausy charm. Time's havn't changed since
I was a kid. Milk's been all been done by
machine these days. But I got a chance to break
out my manual skills. Old number of forty three. Wasn't
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given the goods like she used to. Uncle Nucy was
talking about putting her out to breed, and I said, unc,
give me a shot at her. So I grabbed that
little stool and I sidled up to her. I closed
my eyes and grabbed a hold of that udder, and
I thought back to the days of doing dinner theater
with the likes of Barbara Eden, Elkie Summer and Sylvia
(15:00):
Miles yea yea yeah.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yah yeah, yeh yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I was sitting there whispering sweet nothing's to her, and
then glorious, magical Beaucy hands go to squeezing and a
rubbing and a tugging, and before you know it, she's
giving me buckets left.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Hand, right hand, left hand, right hand.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
I think I overdid it a bit because by the
end she was putting out whipped cream.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
And licking my ear.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Loverboybucy smooth of silk, talking dirty, and getting milk lactose intolerant.
Being a veteran of navigating the Hollywood Melliu, I'm an
old hand dealing with manure, bull, horse, pig, agent, manager, publicist.
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It all smells the same, brother. The only difference, Diary,
is that critter crap doesn't cost you fifteen percent of
your paycheck. In fact, I'm a by god of already
on all things fertilizer, great Granny dub me deucey Beaucy. See,
all crap is different in texture. Horse is nice. It's
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like shoveling tennis balls. Happy little compact turns. Only downside
is that they tend to roll. You get a good roller,
and all of a sudden you're in a silent movie
chasing a low meadow, muffing around the barnyard like Harold Lloyd.
Cow pies are pretty much how they sound, like someone
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dumped a chocolate pie upside down in the pasture. Most
times a hayfork will get it up in one chunk,
but pig dump. Forget the hayfork. It's like eating soup
with chopsticks. Get the snowshovel. This en f why I
have fifty pound hog produces three hundred pounds of stewle
(16:53):
an ay. Now I know how Gerald McCraney feels hell burk.
Please don't say it's too much work the sheddamn extra
pounds at you put on? And what would Gerald say
when he sees how much you weigh?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
He looked down at that scale.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
And he'll be gone, boy, howdy Diary. There ain't nothing
like country cooking. Farmed of plates, vegetables, make grown mango vegetarian.
I had me a hankering for some fresh corn on
the cob and okra, but unfortunately I overdid it just
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a little teeny tiny event that Oprah went right through
me and I didn't quite make it to the outhouse.
The corn was of my undercooked and when I cut loose,
it was like a Dick Tracy machine gun knocked the
hat off my hermit granddad reclusive music, killed two chickens,
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broke ten jars of preserves, and dented the hell out
of the fender on the old John Deere tractor. On
the upside, my colon is cleaner than a kitten's ear.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Be I out.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle. I'm taking Katie Segall,
Judith Light and yaz Met and Bleath up to Knotsberry
Farm for country fair days. We're entered in the milking competition.
Old habits are hard to break a cock Until next time, Diary,
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xas and over Gary.
Speaker 16 (18:42):
But you see, good morning, you got a big show
on the radio, more chance for you to win coming
up after your news.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (18:53):
Ah, you can have all them good at two shoes
on the radio talking about that damn Peaton having baby.
Speaker 10 (19:02):
There's nothing sexy.
Speaker 11 (19:03):
As than a hot young man talking trash on the radio.
I like all them opinionated tip men, Rush Limball John
Handy neil board.
Speaker 17 (19:17):
They're snow on the roof. There's a fire in the farner.
It's getting hot in here. I take off all my clothes.
I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Here
we go, Ricky tell me.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
A scary how to read story?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, I don't.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Rightly know any But did I ever tell you about
the gal I dated right before you?
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I don't want to hear about your conquest too late.
Speaker 10 (20:25):
I already wrote the song.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
I needed lots of different girls.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
Somewhere better than the others. Next one half Or she
was really something special, like nothing else I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Oh Lord, she.
Speaker 8 (20:44):
Had claws instead of hands, and a tale just like
the devil.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
She worked for Ringling Brothers, barn and Bailey, and all
three eyes were green.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Look at that.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
That girl was heard wild now.
Speaker 9 (21:01):
Or was a circus freak.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Her feet were kindly hoofy.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
Her nose was just a meat.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
She had her like a badger, and always a row meat.
Speaker 8 (21:10):
I had to train wilize her meat.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
She ain't right, she ain't right.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
And that's all right with me. Hey, she's a circus freak.
Circus freak, she's signs you freaking now, Hey, everybody's saying
circus freaking, circus freaking. Her dad was lobster boy and
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her mama was monkey woman.
Speaker 9 (21:47):
She got freaky with banana's and drawn butter, get wheeled
down right of sea, right here the next street, and
sell it. Spent some time alone, she says, I'll leave
the door to my cage open. I find her, biden
heads off us a chickens, I pee my pants and scream.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
That girl was crazy, kiky like go circus freak. She
gave the kind of hickey.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
That's what always pleased. That girl was barely human.
Speaker 18 (22:18):
That was kind of me.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
I always wore protection.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
They didn't please.
Speaker 8 (22:24):
She ain't right, she ain't right, and that's all right
with me. Hey, Jesus circus freak, circus freak.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
She signs your freaking now, Jackie c Circus freak of.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
The circus free.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
The girl's a circus freak. Jesus Circus creek circus freak.
Speaker 11 (23:00):
She shots your freaking.
Speaker 8 (23:05):
She's a freaky girl.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
It's been forever since I've seen her. I hear she
got a job that really suits her, as.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
A Walmart greater.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
She hurts like.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
She ain't right.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
She ain't right, and that's all right?
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Did she have tentacles?
Speaker 10 (23:38):
No, stupid, give me the girl.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Coming up, we play worthy Word for a big Old
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Got a cool hat, a T shirt, a tumbler, even
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for it ten minutes. We're right now from the desk
of Taytlor Tayman News.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's what to watch. Here's Marzie Taylor moraen.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Well, we're gonna see what everybody was watching out at
the movie theater. Why, I don't know, it's a habit.
Number one was James Gunn's Superman. Yes, another Man of Steel,
this one by David kornsweat it scored the third biggest
opening weekend of the year.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
So they got that real big deal about that movie
is not really so much Superman. Who's getting all the attention.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
Uh, that would be Lewis Lane.
Speaker 19 (24:53):
Now the dog, and you know what, the dog doesn't
even actually exist.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
It's cgi. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Well, they made one hundred and twenty two million near
Stateside and they haven't even found they haven't even added
in yet what they made internationally. So they have pretty
much made back their two hundred and twenty five million
dollar budget, but they still have one hundred million to
recoup in their marketing budgets.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I don't think it's going to be problem.
Speaker 10 (25:28):
I did have to pay that.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Oh that's terrible. Jurassic World Rebirth. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
This is like number ninety two of the Jurassic parts.
It came in second place. Third place went to Brad
Pitt's movie The F One. Excuse me, it's called F
one the movie. Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of
trailers for that. I don't believe it anyway. Fourth place
went to The Family Friendly Fair, the live action remake
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of How to Train Your Dragon, and fifth place went
to Ilio Elio, you know, the Pixar sci fi adventure
which falls an eleven year old boy named Eleo Solios
who is mistaken for the intergalactical Ambassador of Earth after
being beamed up to the Commu Verse by aliens for
making contact with them.
Speaker 16 (26:11):
Yeah, she's over delivering, because the last time we talked
about it, she was like, uh.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I remember that one hit in theaters Friday.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Smurfs.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Yes, another animated flick. It's the reboot of the Smurfs
film series.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Duh.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Stars Rihanna as the voice of Smurf Fat, which I
find odd because they have.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Natasha Leone in.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
This movie as one of the Smurfs, and she's got
that perfect voice for smurffat from the way that I
remember in the cartoons. Okay, well anyway, you know what,
So I'm having a day deal. But Rihanna's in this,
John Goodman, James Cordon, like I said, Natasha Leone, Sandra O,
Jimmy Kimmel, Octavia Spencer, Nick Kroll, Everybody's in this.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Kurt Russell.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
And it's about when Papa Smurf is taken by evil
wizard Rosen Mel and Gargamel, and Smurfett leads the Murph's
on a mission to the real world to save them.
Speaker 10 (27:14):
Not even with a court order.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'll blame you.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
You believe, all right? Also in theaters if you're not
in for the Little Blue Guys.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
I Know what you did Last Summer, which is a
sequel to the American Slasher.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I still know what you did last summer?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
And I Know what you did last Summer franchise Okay Eddington.
It's an American Neo Western satirical black comedy film starring
Joaquin Phoenix, Pedro Pascal, and Luke Rimes. The story is
set in twenty twenty, and the film follows the rivalry
between Sheriff Joe Cross and Mayor Ted Garcia as they
worked to go through the social turmoil caused by said
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rivalry and COVID nineteen Did I make you want to
see it?
Speaker 19 (27:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Hey, what are you even streaming?
Speaker 10 (27:59):
I'll you know.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I streamed Old Guard Too, which is a flick on Netflix.
It was pretty good, has Charlie's staring in it.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Old Guard Old Guard.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
Too, because there's an Old Guard and Old Guard Too.
They were mortal and may you know, try to keep
evil at bay. Fountain of Youth is on Apple TV.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
It's got John Brazinski Jim from the Office, and it's
kind of like an Indiana jones Field.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, a modern.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Day I actually saw that. Yeah, yeah, it's not bad.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
All right.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Saturday, the w NBA All Star w NBA All Star
Game will air live on ABC Prove it and Friday,
Part one of the Billy Joel documentary and So it
goes airs on HBO.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, well that's a good job right now, thank you
very much. Man. Well let's get us a winner. Let's
play worthy word. All right, here we go one eight
hundred big show you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. We'll
humming to your hump dad. July the sixteenth, feature tracking
the Big Show bit Box ex.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Like how old is too old to breastfeed?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I don't know if he's the one to answer this,
but let's find out keyword breastfeed.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Make sure you're at the bit box rope.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Clicking on their context button. You can't get through, We'll
call you somebody you want to play.
Speaker 15 (29:51):
Make that happen to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay, don't wear you don't where you're wearing it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Then let's meet our contestants right now, some brothers out
of Huntsville, Alabama, with the brothers Rick and Larry.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Good morning, Rick, good morning, how are you there? You
are we awsome? And good morning Larry, Larry, Hey, good morning,
John boy.
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
All right boys, good let's have a little brotherly love
here on worthy word. That'll be Tater and Larry, John
Boy and Rick And all right, look boys, we're dealing
with three letter words. Rand new category here.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Three letter words.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
All right, so Larry you relax, Me and Rick will
go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Alright, marsh you ready this second?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Now, all right, here we go, three letter words. Start
the clock.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Now you wear this around your neck a neck.
Speaker 7 (30:55):
Light?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, uh huh uh. You may say, I'll pay this.
That is your what at an auction?
Speaker 10 (31:02):
What is no?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
What is your blank? I blink, I blank? Twenty dollars
on that? That is my final what? Okay?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Now, oh, this is just a word that's hand sold blank,
gretel jack blank jill jill.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I just sent you.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
So these three letter words ain't working too hard? Kill, oh,
he said, kill jacket jill.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
All right, what do we end up with?
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Hard too is what we got on the board, all right,
Tater and Larry Larry, are you ready?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I'm ready, okay, and go all right.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
It's the word in between Tom blank Jerry and Yep.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
This is okay.
Speaker 5 (31:55):
This is a negative word, like uh uh uh do
blank this it means, it means, I don't know, it's negative.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
It's a negative word.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
It also means to tie your shoelace into one of these.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
No, oh, yeah, that is true letters.
Speaker 10 (32:17):
This is hey.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
I'm telling you, these ladies are tough.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
So that was a one on the board for Larry. Oh, Larry,
it is two to one.
Speaker 8 (32:31):
All right.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
We're having a defensive struggle here on lordy word this morning.
So Rick, let's see what we can do. We're picking
up on that last one. I don't think Taylor was
much help.
Speaker 18 (32:40):
No none, okay, all right already so uh yeah, starting
to clock now, So like you say, like if you're
not yeah, all right, okay, uh this is the way.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
I blank.
Speaker 19 (33:00):
Back in the back in the past. How blank your trip? Yeah,
I took a trip. I want to know how blanket
how yeah it was? I think now is the month
of what after June July? Yes, all right, this is
like a never mind if we get through these I'm
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gonna burn that.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Do get back over here. I got time to mess
with you. Well, we got a three on the two
of five four for wow. Okay, never mind, it looks
like we're struggling for a while. Boys.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
All right, so Larry and Tator four will tie force
overtime five will win.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
All Right, here we go Larry and Tator and.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Go all right, you need to save some don't blank
it up? Nope, you know I blank uh Macintosh computers.
You may blank PCs.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Uh. I blank to love you, Larry, I use moving
on I blank, I blank.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
You yes you do?
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Oh right, Rick, win's this game. I don't even want.
Speaker 19 (34:29):
To know what the score.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Five to one.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Hey, my brothers from Huntsville, Alabama. We appreciate the boys.
Thanks for playing with us this morning.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
Hey, it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (34:45):
Thanks for having us first time. All right, Rick, there
you go, all right, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I got the bike showing a radio. Big request from longo.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Albert Munford says, can y'all play Oliver at the beach?
We you sure can, Albert. We'll do it for you next.
(35:34):
Good morning, it's a big showing a radio. Something you'd
like to hear about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up on the John One Miller Facebook page. Don't
be distracted by my beautiful body. Me and Jimmy Moore. Yes,
we could have been like, oh, what's the Bateman kid?
The brother?
Speaker 4 (35:52):
And yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
I heard that when you put that. Let's say where
are we are?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Yeah Albert Monford's request, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
It is time for Oliver. Well, well, well, the.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
Kids are finally heading back to school, signaling that another
summer is nearly behind us, and that means another long, painful,
embarrassing beach vacation with my wife's family will scar my
memory for years to come.
Speaker 10 (36:34):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Oh I could have gotten out of it. All I
had to do was say something like, oh, I don't know,
let's see. No, but not me, not good old go
along to get along, Oliver. Let this be a lesson
for all the children out there. Choices have constant quinces.
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You only have to look as far back as our
most recent presidential election to see that one little mistake
can lead to rack, ruin and resentment. Where to begin,
Since we were only going to the beach, we drove
now for a normal sized bunch of standard suv would
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have been plenty big enough, but when I'm the smallest
person in the vehicle, that's the first of many problems
to come. The missus, her sister, and their mother.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
Took up most of the room.
Speaker 11 (37:37):
Me I was stuffed in the back with the luggage.
Here's something to remember. Big people have big clothes. Big
clothes mean big suitcases. And on top of that add
the many bags of groceries. That's right, because God forbid,
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they don't have checks mix and Little Debbie snack cakes
at Myrtle Beach. So there I was crammed between the
luggage and the lunch, listening to the Unholy Trinity talk
about dieting and men something none of them know anything about.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
Myrtle Beach has some of.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
The finest restaurants in the world, and we visited every
single one of them twice and nothing sends the full
figured gals into agasmic friends frenzy.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Like the phrase all you can eat.
Speaker 11 (38:46):
I should mention that you have to be prepared for
some horrific sights when traveling with the axis of eat
all it's like watching garbage disposals with breasts, and Heaven
help you if it's family night I've seen young children
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trampled beneath heaving cankles when it was hinted that more
crab legs were coming out. Then came the activities. Now,
some large people have common sense when it comes to
outdoor fun. Just go outdoors. But not my wife and
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her family. No, no, no no no. Neither shame nor conscience,
nor full length mirrors in the hotel kept the ladies
from going to the beach in.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Bathing suits. I think I just.
Speaker 10 (39:46):
Threw up in my buffley.
Speaker 11 (39:50):
It looked like a Chick fil aad. The only bright
spot was that none of them wore a two piece.
It was more like an eight piece, extra crispy. They
hinted they were going to try to bury each other
in the sand, but there's only so much sand even
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at the beach. Thank goodness, they wore sunscreen, because all
three of them trying to get a tan would have
been a lot to ask of the sun.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
And the sweat, oh, dear God, the sweat.
Speaker 11 (40:31):
If I'd have had a bag of flour, I could
have made enough gravy to feed the cavalry. I'll pick
the hairs out of it, and don't forget the shopping now,
shopping requires a lot of walking, unless you're my wife's family.
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Then you co opt every single electric cart to lug
your corn fed butt from sail to sail, tires bulging
under the strain, a double helping of ass spilling on
both sides of the seats. You could almost hear the
extra large shuttle shocks groaning in pain and the electric
batteries crying for mercies. The tractor that moves the shuttle
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to the launch pad has easier days than these four
industrial strength rascal and off they went, barreling through the aisles,
knocking over pedestrians like a pack of rabbit dom dulowiese impersonators,
pulling items off the rack, and then heading to the
fitting rooms. The fitting room, how ironic, since nothing fit.
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Here's a tip.
Speaker 11 (41:44):
If you can't fit into the fitting rooms, chances are
you're not going to fit into the clothes either.
Speaker 10 (41:53):
And then at last, mercifully, it was over home again,
Home again, jiggy jig.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
The whole big canned clan and their bags of cheap
Koatchki's and store bought shells wadded into the suv. And
of course more talk if their bodies got as much
exercise as their jaws. They've have been able to wear
that two piece bathing suit fit into the fitting rooms.
Speaker 10 (42:20):
And I would have had a place to sit on the.
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Way back instead of clinging for dear life to the
luggage rack. And for me that was the highlight of
the trip. Next year they want to go to the
Grand Canyon. I only hope they don't all want to
go in at once.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Good time, good morning.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
It's a big Shaw on the radio feature track from
The Big Show bed Box.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
If you like this for your John boynmilly album.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Keywords breast feed, It's time the axeke Patrick.
Speaker 10 (43:28):
Keep the bro hand running, buddy Daddy, gonna be quickness?
Tap Yo, what's up?
Speaker 11 (43:35):
Welcome to Axe Heike, the place to golf all the
four war one you need for all your.
Speaker 10 (43:41):
Uh what's called uh? Into North Polario relationships? Dig this yo, Ike?
Speaker 11 (43:49):
Why can't they just right beah trying.
Speaker 10 (43:52):
To try to suck up to a brother.
Speaker 11 (43:55):
While I was shopping at Tomorrow, I saw something that
stopped me cold. This baby dog was breastfeeding her kid.
Now this is nothing new. The thing that blew my
mind was the kid looked like he was about five
years old. What should have been a beautiful expression of
a mother's love for her son turned into some sort
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of freak show the road Company of deliverance out there.
I thought this was outrageous, but my wife said it
was no big deal.
Speaker 10 (44:27):
Sett list once.
Speaker 7 (44:28):
And for all.
Speaker 11 (44:29):
How old is too old to be breastfeeding? Signed turned
off in Biloxi? Did turn You think Mom would pull
the plug on the breastical feeding about the time those
teeth started showing up.
Speaker 10 (44:47):
Baby is like a puppy that got them little razor teeth.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
I can't imagine mom looking forward a little count sucular
sinking his fangs into a what you called a jugular vein.
Get it, let me preach on it. That that that
that truth is. It's hard for I to interpolate who
got the biggest problem?
Speaker 10 (45:14):
Here, this hearty little boy, or here skanky old lady.
Speaker 11 (45:19):
Now it would be nice to give her the beneficence
of the doubt and say she just over protective. But
my guess is she a freak one of them what's
you called a sexually frustrated types like on that TV
show Disproportionate Housewife. There's also the possibility that this little
(45:40):
boy is just a little devia, that juvenile relinquent and old.
Oh Mama ain't got the heart to tell him to
snack by his clothes. You know how persuasible kill can be.
And she's the adult here, so she gots to take charge.
That means she got to be aware of some of
the warning signs that little Sir so a lot might.
Speaker 10 (46:02):
Be getting a little bit too old to be hitting
the trough.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
Among the telltale signs are he can open your blouse
by his own cell.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
He winks at you.
Speaker 11 (46:15):
While feeding, He starts picking out all your lingerie, keeps
slipping dollar bills into your garden. He comes to you
whenever he needs craving in coffee, your birth control pills,
start interfering with his acne medicine. Gives you a Got
(46:40):
Milk t shirt for your birthday. He smokes a cigarette
after lunch, keeps inviting his friends over for dinner, considers
dueling Banjo's Dinni music. And the biggest sign that he
is too old is he still breastfeeding. Two words beard burn.
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So if any of these ring a bell, you'd probably
be smart to start little boob Zilla on stuff solid
food in in their future. Next time he comes around
looking for a free meal, be prepared to stick the
toe of your boot in a crack of his big
old diaper. Once you kicked him to the curb, you
might find yourself suffering from what you call a post
pabulum depression. So if you're feeling lonely, just give I
(47:29):
could call and uh, I'll have what the kids having.
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Tell you, Mama, I'm coming home from lunch to day.
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