October 8, 2025 • 39 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we find out John Boy’s cows are whores.. - Jesse Jackson has a birthday today - so we’ll make fun of him!.. - Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report.. - Hoyt has a story about a prize winning bull owned by Delbert’s grandmother.. - Oliver weighs in on the environment.. - Mark Packer dials in for an update on all things college sports with his Southern Fried Football report.. - We’ll fill a Facebook request for the story about a buzzard and a Volkswagen.. - and Gary Busey takes us out with an entry in his diary…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
This will Big show on a radio for your Wednesday morning,
October eighth major track when the Big Show bit box
and then trench of the diary of Gary Busey when
he was on Dancing with the Stars. That's the keyword,
dancing to the bit box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
I right.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
They now can touch it on in here.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Let's meet CC from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, cecit morning
morning damn, they say, here's tier. So we'll ask her
some questions and you agree or disagree. Get two bells
before two buzzers and you win. Okay, okay, okay, Marcie.
(01:10):
You know those camel hair brushes often used wait, say ceec, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
O shail I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm ready, Okay, here we go, masking tator this question.
Those camel hair brushes often used in art classes are
never actually made from camels.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Wah.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They're most commonly are made with a hair from a smaller,
softer animal. What animal is it?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
They call it camel hair because it sounds better than
mice hair.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Mice hair.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
It's a mouse, baby.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's a mouse that they use the campbel hair brushes. CEC,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hmm? I'm gonna I'm gonna agree. I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Your cord squirrels, squirrel hair, squirrel hair. You're closed because
they're calling the rats of the forest.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, all right, lave at mouse.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
But the answer squirrels. Okay, all right, that's better, very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Alright, alright, well let's say what we can do here.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, before eighteen sixty three, Yes, sir, if you mailed
a letter using the US Post Office, who paid for it?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Back in eighteen sixty three?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
They are all about the cash on delivery, the cood service.
So the recipient paid the taboa.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, back then, mail letter, the recipient paid the tab
there CC, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm going to disagree. I'm well, I don't know just
how the feeling. This wasn't your game. It's around.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I feel the same exact way the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The good news is we're gonna make you extremely happy
before we sending you. So you hang on for Jackie.
All right, they say, ain't no losers here.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
That's no no losers, made.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
You so made?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, hang right there, Why let's jump out and
catch you up on your new Oh look, we got
a good reason to call back over the hoards.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right, I ain't on good morning. It's a big
(04:24):
shawn al radio.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And earlier this morning about that herd of forty five
thirsty elephants in Calcutta came down down the hills, drank
all the beer and went back.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
There looking for a party.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Another good reason to go hood it all, maaze it
we'll get somebody answered the Ponner temptation trailer.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Hell hot all I want to fight about now?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
John mood Billy here, Well, real good ho it? What's
been happening with you lately? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Ever? Just spent three weeks living up on that Melbourne
out here beside the iron.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Were you up there keeping track of the hornets trying
to see how long it take them to win to
in a row?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Two?
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Always up there keeping track of them? Stewardess says, it
just moved in next door. How long they wait till
they finally put up some curtains over the line.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Now that's something. While the well what did uh? What
do you do over the holidays?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Ain't talk to you in a while, No, I darn m.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now I drove Debert and his daddy, you know, race
up to West Jefferson to see. Debert's me, mall, well,
that's nice.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How is me?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Mall?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, she's about half blind, you know.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
In fact, that reminds me of something happens while we
were up there. Good, where's up there?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Men?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Debart was riding running in the truck. I had my
police scanning her on.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And the dispatcher come on, said there was some little
circus in town and one of their elephants, okay, their
only elephant, busted out of his cage and run off.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And they said the last place he was seen was
crossing over this place they called two mile Creek.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So I looked over Deborr and I said, two mile Creek. All,
ain't that right behind Memo's house? Never says yeah it is.
So I w went back to the house, say if
me Moo might have seen this here run away elephant. Yeah.
So as he walked in the door, we said me, mom,
have you seen this here elephant around anywhere? And she
said seen of what?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It turns out Memo ain't never been to the circus.
As a matter of fact, she ain't even never even
seen a picture of elephant, had no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So we said, well, have you seen any unusual animals
or running around the house? And she said, well, now
that you mentioned it, about a half hour ago, I
seen the biggest frightest meal I've ever seen in my
minde He had the biggest, longest, frightightest tail I ever seen. Well,
he figured we was onto something, so he said, well,
(06:51):
well where was it and what was it doing? Me
Mom says, there's the strangest thing I ever seen in
my life. This crew was walking around backwards up there
in the cabbage and he was pulling up cabbages with
his tail. I said, well, well what was he doing
with the cabbages? He pulled up and me Mom says, honey,
(07:13):
you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yes, me, Mo was a little mixed up.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, living with Devid, I can do it for sure.
It definitely runs in the family. Got right here that
much new volume from the West Jefferson Book of the
Month Club just gut here. He wansts me to come
in there, and hep him hunt for a wall, though
he told out that what you mean, y'all? He won't
(07:45):
set up right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio coming
up about twenty minutes all things college football with a
bat man.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right now action.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
nostril flaring edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode Bargain Hunter Bob. As our story opens, a very
frugal man is looking for an anniversary gift for his wife.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Well, hello, sir, welcome to Monte Cristo's. How can I
help you?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
I'm just browsing. Really, I'm trying to find a gift
for our anniversary, my wife. It's our fiftieth anniversary, and
she's kind of insecure about it. So it's you know,
it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Got you, got You?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Got You?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Well, what about some sexy lacy lingerie?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Oh yikes, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
She's not built for it. If you getch my drift, Well.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
We have several of the larger sizes.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to wind up looking at her,
and she's got that whole back boobs.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Thing going on.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Besides, isn't that stuff kind of pricey? I'm on a budget.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Got you, got You, got You? How about some lovely
stationary that's pretty safe.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
No, I don't think so. See she's a doctor, so
her handwriting totally sucks. It's like trying to read the
symbols on the area fifty one spaceships, and after all
the printing, that's got to add up some big bucks.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Got you, got you?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Got YOUA?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
How about a designer handbag? These are all the rage nowadays. Yeah,
isn't that out of your price range? Most likely?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
So how about some perfume?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Well, what's that scent you're wearing? That's very alluring?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Oh, keep your distance, tiger. This is called angel drift.
It's only fifty dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Holy crap for perfume. What's it made out of? Real angels?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Gotcha? Got you?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Okay? How about this one?
Speaker 7 (09:59):
It's old mesmerize, sure to put men in a romantic trance.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Okay, what the hell? How much this bottle.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Is thirty Dollarsikes anything else?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
A little farther down the trough, well, we've got this
little bottle of boop sweat for only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Eh.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
The temperture gets about seventy degrees and she makes her.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Own got YOUA? Got You, got youa? So what are
you really looking for.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Sir, Well, honestly, I'm just looking for something really cheap.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
I think I have just the thing. Here you go.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
What's this a mirror?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Son of we hope you enjoy? John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Stop staring at my cleavage. You sure can't afford that.
Got you got you got you do in.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Next time when we'll hear the crusty old boob sweat
moppers say.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
a big shows on the radio. Hang out all right,
listen to you margs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio coming up.
The prefayor of Southern Fried Football. That'd be mister Mark Packer.
Let me tell you about my wonderful thing that you
can win. Speaking of Southern Fried football. This in twenty
twenty five Crimson and White Fine Art calendar. These are
Nick Saban, Alabama's legendary coach for seventeen seasons and six
(12:15):
national championships. Was a little worried about Alabama. His best weekend.
We're day late, but we're not a dollar short. All
may Tyler's football to pac Man coming up next.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
There's a big show Rose.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
I guess I got to the hell go.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Let's
get him in here. Mark Packer joins us on a
special Wednesday this week, October the eighth.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Good morning, John Boy. Hook. Life's treating you well. And man,
we have stuff to talk about every week, something crazy
and the course on a Wednesday, you know, I still
got to look backwards a little bit before we look
forwards and again, there's just so much happening right now.
How about the Miami Hurricanes. Everybody used to say for
years and years and years. They joined the ACC way
(13:05):
back in two thousand and four. You know, wins Miami
gonna be a factor, right. They've never won the ACC Championship,
John Boy, since joining the league in two thousand and four,
only made one ACC Championship appearance. But the Kanes look
like the real deal. They went to Tallahassee. They take
care of Florida state. Of course, they've already beaten the Gators.
They've already beaten under Dame and they look the part
(13:26):
they really do. So Mario chris Ball has got to
going on terrific win for them. And by the way,
just for the record, is one of the things I
used to used to call bar bets. Florida State. It's
Florida State since two thousand and sixteen. This is now
ten seasons. The knowles are thirty six and thirty nine
in ACC games. Cool, Now that that is a bar bet.
(13:49):
You want to impress your buddies, you throw that one on.
Nobody's going to get There are three games under five
hundred in ACC games in the last ten years. That
is Florida State eight I'm talking about. But John boy,
that's an ACC thing. How about from a national perspective,
how about the Texas Longhorns. They lose to unranked Florida
again for week two weeks. I've been telling you, man
(14:11):
the hot seat. I don't I'm not a hot seat guy,
but man, Billy Napier has been on it, the head
coach of the Florida Gators. They knock off Texas. And
how about Penn State. I mean, James Franklin, I told
you the week before. Never wins the big games, but
they always beat the people that are supposed to. They
lost to Ucla. You mean to how bad Ucla? Ucla
was zero to four, all right, they were the one,
(14:33):
like only three teams in college football that hadn't even
had a lead. I forget what were in the game.
So what's Penn State do. They're a twenty five point favorite.
They go across country, lay an egg and lose to Ucla,
and so you've got Texas loser, Penn State a loser. Now,
keep in mind, it's the first time we've had a
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pair of top ten teams in the last forty years
lose to an unbeaten Tina had not won again. I'm
talking about Penn State now and Ucla because the first
time a top ten team in forty years lost to
a team that was zero and four or worse. But
Texas was the preseason number one team, Penn State was
the preseason number two team. Clemson was the preseason number
(15:17):
four team. Those three teams number one, number two, number
four in the preseason. John boy unranked this week top
twenty five unranked.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I remember if we started we were talking about this
winning when the fird went like, like you do every year,
I mean, look who's gonna fall out?
Speaker 10 (15:34):
And look, man, I asked that question when the eight
peopole comes out in August. I've been doing this now
for damn here thirty years. I say, I'm gonna give
you the top ten. It tells you how stupid and
dumb that the preseason r we have no idea. And
I'm self included. Now I'm not pointing to finger. Nobody
knows right, So I always list the top ten teams.
(15:56):
I'm like, hey, twenty two in the last twenty three years,
one of these really good teams in the top ten
is gonna finish on the rank. You're like, there's no way. Well,
how about we get to the first week of October
and number one, number two, at number four, you can't
find them, cannot find them in the top twenty five.
It's really crazy. That's where we are in college football.
So John Boyd closer to home, Bill Belichick in Carolina,
(16:19):
I mean, I know you got I know you've got
a lot of dorth Carolina fans. Yeah, man, I'm telling
you what. You turn that game on against Clemson on Saturday.
If you turn it on at halftime. You could have
named every you could have named, You would have known
everybody in the stands on a first name basis.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
How few people were left then you were done. They're like,
we had Ludacris, was gonna perform at ten of m.
Forget Ludacris? Can we get to the Carolina basketball game?
We had the blue white game winner. It is a
disaster in chapel.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It is just your what is gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Belichick is the oldest college coach right now, you know,
and they're paying him a bunch of money. What do
you think are you looking at this all these years?
What what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Man?
Speaker 10 (17:02):
He's gonna take that ten million dollars, He's gonna put
it right in the bank. He's gonna go home, He's
gonna see his twenty four year old girlfriend and go
Can you believe all these people are mad at me
and they're paying me ten million to suck and I'm
on a twenty four year old girlfriend. I mean, you
know he's the latter that it's worried about any of this.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Another dream comes true? Like you always say, so, doesn't
getting paid.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Nothing to work?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
The goal of every American workers to be suspended would pay.
I've been telling people after thirty years, and you think
I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
The game.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
That's it. I mean, so listen, if it doesn't work out,
he's gonna say thank you very much, your man million bucks.
Be my twenty four year old girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Go wow.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
I hope she did three years old, but I do worry.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I hope she doesn't leave him.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
Oh well, listen, I promise you she's not leaving them.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I promise you.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
By the way, there was a divorce though at Carolina
this week there was a divorce Hulu. Hulu again was
going to do a documentary behind the scenes in North
Carolina football, and they punted that idea after five games. Hulu, Shit,
I think this.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Is a bad idea.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
Just let's just pretend we didn't even come up.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
With this idea.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
So Hulu and the tar Hills have divorced. You're not
going to see that documentary. And by the way, this
is North Carolina that was promoting this might be the
worst marketing slogan ever in the history of sports. Keeping mind,
North Caroline was promoting We're going to be the NFL's
thirty thirteen. That was That was the Bucking were promoting,
(18:39):
and I'm thinking, boy, that might go down is the
worst idea since New Coke.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
A good snuff, Pack. So what are we looking for
this weekend? What's the highlights?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Got We got a couple real quick. Bama's going to Missouri.
That's number eight against number fourteen. You got Ou Texas.
That's an incredible event. Anybody that's been to Dallas, I
think it's absolutely awesome. George's at Auburn. South Carolin's going
down to Tiger Stadium in LSU. Ohio State and Illinois.
Big game in the Big ten. You got Indiana and
Oregon probably the biggest game of the weekend. That's number
(19:17):
seven at number three. Michigan is at USC. I'd be
Southern California and acc wise is kind of a quiet week.
NC State's going to Notre Dame. I don't think that'll
be pretty, but in case you're in the mood, you
can check that out. But another interesting week coming up,
John boy. As we get together next week, there will
always be something to talk.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
About, Yes it will. Well, thank you so much. Pack.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
All right, we'll be good.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Talk to you all right, man. That's a man mag
picker right there. All right, we're right here. Let's play
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coming up next?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Someone who you on Wednesday's home Day October It track
for the Big Show. Bed box of Diary of Gary
Musey an entry Dancing with the Stars, Remember when music
was on that show? Relive the fun moments at the
Big Show. Dot com keywords dancing anything out on their
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contest button while you're there, can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Somebody wanna play? We may that happen to like right now?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
I had everybody's head about that.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Bernie worried, oftt Birdie worried. Let's meet our contestants. We
got some cousins, All right, cousins good for.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Practice as they here got Ashton from Mary and Virginia.
Good morning, Ashton, Good morning, how you doing? Good body?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Welcome Hell got you cous Harold out are rocking Ham, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning, Harold's oh my bad, my bad. Got it
on you there, Harold, y'all here, hey, y'all, buddy, all right,
there were welcome cousins. Let's see here are y'all? First seconds?
Are you lost?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Count?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Was ed?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No more hard questions?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
So uh Taytor and Harold John boy in Ashton will
do two rounds thirty seconds each.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Little boys, Harold, are you and Taylor relaxed?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
We got random words, by the way, guys, random words
on our word tablet?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
All right, Ashton?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You read a sun all right? Then there's a start
the clock. Now this is sweet and you put it
in your coffee. Yes, uh oh, I gotta make a
car blank. You gotta you gotta own it. You gotta
make a blank every month you make a yes.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (22:21):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
This is where Tokyo is located, the country? Uh huh uh?
The spectrum is this? Cut the cord it's blank? TV
Internet no, no, no blank, the long cord.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
No three on the board. Well, let's see what Tater
and Harold can do on round one.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
How do you ready?
Speaker 10 (22:47):
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Time Warner came out.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
This is you need to cross.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
This is how you cross over a body of water,
over a the golden gate. I need a blank of life.
You need to show me that it happened. I need blank. Yes,
you might put this up around your backyard to keep your.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Dog in bam.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
When you make a mistake in baseball, it's called a
what there?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Four leaf clover is called what?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
That was right?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
All right, y'all did a five on the board. So
all right, ash and you cousin, how done? Took the
lead by two? We need some poets right here? You ready, buddy?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
All righty, and we're picking up on that last one.
Ready to go. Four leaf clover is considered what, and
a horseshoe is considered yes, uh huh. Come here and
give me a blank. Put your arms around me, give
me a hug. Yeah, uh huh. Okay, look at that
the movie star. He's blank. Everybody knows him. He's what? Yes,
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uh huh? How much did that wreck cost me? In blank?
My car? What was the blank? Well you got to
take it to a shop. Yes, uh huh. Right in
the middle is the what. Yes, it was a sinner. Well,
we get down four on that three.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's a seven score. All right, Tayter and Harold two
will tie three will win?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Ready go, This is an animal that smells peppy la
pew was one. You might what's the blank of my bill?
Like the total blank? He will blank to nothing, he's
he's a loser. He will a blank to nothing. What
(24:45):
is it you need to blank the number? On the
old days you would know on your phone you would
blank blank him up?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
No, yes, good dial for the wind.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Harold wins a bottle of the cousins eight and seven up.
All right, boys, well.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Lash, I'll give you a noo shot down the road.
Appreciate you playing, good job, Harold. All right, appreciate y'all boys,
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
Next time asking there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Family love, Good morning, baby shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Baby Quest for John Boy and a brown out of Brookhaven, Mississippi,
says baby Quest. Y'all please play buzzard in the car story,
the buzzard in the car store.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
You got that tight buzzard in the Volkswagen.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I shut it all right, good work, handy. I've got
to like to hear that one say. Coming up next,
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good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear around this time. Have us Monday
through Friday after we play wordy word. It is helping
the John Boy Miller Facebook pay like Andy Brown not
of Brookhaven, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Later fan you been Andy, hego it's.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
From Tom Grizzard down in Dublin. Georgia said, no, we
might think this was funny.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Is it a sad story? I'm trying to pick music up? No, No,
it's a story from his youth. Turn aside down.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
We'll just just figured out. I'll started hot, sweaty and
covered with tobacco tar.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We had music. We had cropped all day long.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
My cousin and I had jumped into his sixty two
beetle and run the Boone saloon to do what most
seventeen year old tobacco croppers do in Coffee County. After
a twelve hour day in the field, we were bent
on getting some beer. Well, knowing Homer's reputation. In the fact,
we were kN and knew a lot more about Homer
than he would care for us too, getting beer was
not that.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Much of a problem.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
This was back in nineteen seventy three. We had left
the social club and taken Highway four forty one toward Pridgin,
when my cousin decided the road worthiness of his VW
should be challenged. At that time, we decided to take
one seventeen dirt at that time back home. We'd been
on the dirt for about five minutes when we spotted
a buzzard up ahead in the middle of the road.
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I only had a minute when I knew what my
cousin had already decided. Going back for a second, I'd
like to remind and enlighten you on our vehicle of choice,
a nineteen sixty two VW, beetle good tires, eight ball shifter,
handled black semi leatherette seats, bent steering will and rust
all the way around each window, one lonely headlight, one
running board, bottomless dash, and a wiper that.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Could be sheer do he eat people?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
When I realized that the buzzard was a target for
the v it was too late to do anything except
go along with it. My cousin shifted hard into third gear,
and that little motor went to screaming as we approached
what we estimated to be thirty miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Speedometer didn't work by the time he.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Went to fourth We had made all preparations for impact.
We had covered every possible strategy that might occur, all
of them except one. Within striking distance. The great bird turned,
looked us straight in the face, and flapped his huge
wings once, and we were on him. Cublam boy or
bird did not expect what happened next. With one motion
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of his wings, he had managed to place his body
in line with our windshield.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
We hit hard.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
As I looked out, I saw the windshield fold up
around the bird and fly past us into the rear
of the car through a hail of broken glass and
extremely rusty VW parts.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Wooo.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
My cousin brought the heap to a stop on the
side of the dirt road after about two seconds of
solid screaming asking each other. We were asking each other
if we were okay, whoa. We were lucky not to
get hurt, but hey, that poor, unfortunate, innocent bird, we thought,
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as we heard a noise in the backseat that sounded
like the rolling away of a mighty stone and slow motion.
When we turned around, with our mouths open and eyes wide,
I could feel those things tightened that you always hear
older folks talk about. We were now about eight inches
away from the biggest, ugliest and apparently maddest bird I
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had ever seen.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I tried to scream, but all that came out was
ip ip.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Now we realize this bird ain't hurt real bad, and
it's probably tougher than any animal we have ever treed.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It was at this moment in.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Time decisions had to be made quickly. As it became
apparent what our decision was, the great bird leaned forward
into the front as if he were on the attack,
and spewed the most horrid, smelling and feeling white liquid
from his mouth that I had ever witnessed. We were
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covered before we could get the doors open. Suddenly our
screams were audible. Out of the car and now at
a dead, barefooted run, we made way for a large
sycamore tree on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Dry heaves, dry heaves.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
And all yes.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
At this time the situation is looking grim as a
bound happenson or later, we were covered in.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Something that seems to be on the verge of removing
upper levels of skin with no water or anything to
get it off. Results to teenagers on the ground rolling
like dogs in the dirt after a bath didn't help
now we're covered with dirt filled buzzard vomit.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Now a young man whippers, why didn't you stop me?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Stop you? You're crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You knew when you shifted there was no going back.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Well.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
After a little more arguing and a scuffle to the
side who was getting the bird out, the buzzard stumbled
from the VW boy who were shocked as they slowly
made steps toward us. Next situation, panic stricken teenage boys
as we frantically looked for an escape. The bird turned
and slowly flew off with no apparent injury. The trip
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home was slow and quiet, with an occasional gag or
he from the odor in the car. We bathed in
the barn after a good whipping from my uncle, not
because of the beer of the bird, but for going
to Boom Saloon.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Thank you, Tom Byr. Story from your youth.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Mom says they're the black sheep of the family.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio like this
for your John Bone bit the album out of the
bid Box, keyword Dancing.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's time for the Diary of Carrie Beausey.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beaucy sitting here in a
hot some salt bath. Soakuld my weary bones. Enjoying my
anniversary in the entertainment industry forty five years as a
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working star in Hollywood, so I figured I might as
well celebrate in style, befitting an Oscar nominated superstar by
being contestant on Dancing with the Stars. If you're blue
and you don't where to go to dance with the
girls with tiny butts putting on the strawts. Sorry about
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the lyric change diary, but I couldn't think about anything
on the woman that rhymes with rintze. I need to
get a chance to pick my partner, but I think
I got the best one of the dad gum bunch.
Anna Tribumskaya, dirty little redheaded Russian guy with a two
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thy grid and a pretty acceptable rack. This is a
win win win for old Gary. First, I love me redhead.
If Lucy was still alive right now, I'd be sleeping
on her couch.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Oh Lucy, you got some Gary to do.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Second, she's from Russia, and then commonists, black gals, loveless
Hollywood stars love us a long time. And third, I
guess I don't have to discuss the benefits of the
acceptable rack. But I will when it comes to Hooters.
She's got the perfect pair for dancing. Not big enough
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to upend her when she bends over, and not so
droopy that they spill back into her face when I
dip her, and just perky enough to hang my car
keys on. Like I said, win, win, win. Welcome to Hooterville, Russia.
Population too. And these are the times that having a
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glass eye comes in handy. I can accidentally spin around
and grab me a handful. Easier to get forgiveness than
to ask permission. Well, Diary, I gotta say, I think
they ought to change the name of this show to
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Dancing with the Star, because from where I'm a sitting
I'm the only damn one. They got no offense to
the rest of the field. But come on, come the
hell all, come, damn all. After hearing the rest of
the names on the show, I sounded like an owl
who woo pulla deine. I bet she was a goer
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in her day. She really the touchy feely type. Every
time she sees me, it's all hands across Gary. It's
like getting felt up by your granny.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Maybe if the lights was off it wouldn't be too bad.
And I was hammered and desperate. I don't know why
making a meatloaf on TV makes you a celebrity, but
what the hell ever, I'll do?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
You hold up, make it a good get in that
kitchen and make me some nanner pudding. Hello wafers? Well,
can somebody tell.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Me who the hell Tomorrow Braxton is? I thought it
was a character out of the Last Starfighter? And when
does being a washed up singer sister make you a
damn star Lorna luffed aside aquat Nick Carter is supposed
to be some teenage heart throb, one of the original
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Backstreet Boys. Five minutes with him and I believe he's
one of the Backdoor Boys. Alex Scarlatos is one of
the fellas that whipped that terrorist ass on that train
in Belgium. He's all right, I like me a fella.
Don't take crap from a foreigner. Can't take any chances
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these days, and with names any cast like Victor Ipinoza,
Alexta pina Vega, Carlos pina Vega, and Kim Zolciak Beerman
on the show, probably better safe than sorry. Still think
we don't need border security. Bindy Irwin her daddy was
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that crocodile guy. Right, Well, there's star material right there,
not unless she's wrestling and gat her to music. I
don't see star anywhere near her name. A couple of
punk kids named Andy Grammer and Hayes Greer, or as
I call them, nobody and nobody here. Only one of
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the show even comes close to be in my star.
Not my strata got booted out already. Chuck a con,
chuck a con, chock a collin, Chuck a colin, chuck
a coll everybody, everybody, chock a con chuck a con.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
You're the brod. I want to do.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
All that hair and that big old but makes me
all we never do. But now she's gone, and the
bucy curse is going to be to have to watch
all these pot liquors fall before me because in the
end they can't match my patent abusy moves with the
arms of Flateland and the Jimmy legs are going then
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flashing that showbiz beauty grin. You know what they say,
it's the final countdown, Diarry, I got a ski daddle.
I'm gonna work on my album of children's songs. Then
Richard Belzer and me are going to take a stand
up comedy workshop with Paula Poundstove. You're gonna learn, learn
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from the best. Until next time. Diary x'es and o's
Gary Bucy, Gary Busey, Harry by.
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This will Big show on a radio for your Wednesday morning,
October eighth major track when the Big Show bit box
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Speaker 3 (00:42):
I right.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
They now can touch it on in here.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Let's meet CC from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, cecit morning
morning damn, they say, here's tier. So we'll ask her
some questions and you agree or disagree. Get two bells
before two buzzers and you win. Okay, okay, okay, Marcie.
(01:10):
You know those camel hair brushes often used wait, say ceec, okay.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
O shail I got you.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'm ready, Okay, here we go, masking tator this question.
Those camel hair brushes often used in art classes are
never actually made from camels.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Wah.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
They're most commonly are made with a hair from a smaller,
softer animal. What animal is it?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
They call it camel hair because it sounds better than
mice hair.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Mice hair.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
It's a mouse, baby.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's a mouse that they use the campbel hair brushes. CEC,
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hmm? I'm gonna I'm gonna agree. I mean.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Your cord squirrels, squirrel hair, squirrel hair. You're closed because
they're calling the rats of the forest.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, all right, lave at mouse.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
But the answer squirrels. Okay, all right, that's better, very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Alright, alright, well let's say what we can do here.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, before eighteen sixty three, Yes, sir, if you mailed
a letter using the US Post Office, who paid for it?
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Back in eighteen sixty three?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
They are all about the cash on delivery, the cood service.
So the recipient paid the taboa.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, back then, mail letter, the recipient paid the tab
there CC, do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm going to disagree. I'm well, I don't know just
how the feeling. This wasn't your game. It's around.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I feel the same exact way the phone.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
The good news is we're gonna make you extremely happy
before we sending you. So you hang on for Jackie.
All right, they say, ain't no losers here.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
That's no no losers, made.
Speaker 8 (03:29):
You so made?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
All right, hang right there, Why let's jump out and
catch you up on your new Oh look, we got
a good reason to call back over the hoards.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
All right, I ain't on good morning. It's a big
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shawn al radio.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And earlier this morning about that herd of forty five
thirsty elephants in Calcutta came down down the hills, drank
all the beer and went back.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
There looking for a party.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Another good reason to go hood it all, maaze it
we'll get somebody answered the Ponner temptation trailer.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Hell hot all I want to fight about now?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
John mood Billy here, Well, real good ho it? What's
been happening with you lately? Man?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Ever? Just spent three weeks living up on that Melbourne
out here beside the iron.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Were you up there keeping track of the hornets trying
to see how long it take them to win to
in a row?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Two?
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Always up there keeping track of them? Stewardess says, it
just moved in next door. How long they wait till
they finally put up some curtains over the line.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Now that's something. While the well what did uh? What
do you do over the holidays?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Ain't talk to you in a while, No, I darn m.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Now I drove Debert and his daddy, you know, race
up to West Jefferson to see. Debert's me, mall, well,
that's nice.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
How is me?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Mall?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Well, she's about half blind, you know.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
In fact, that reminds me of something happens while we
were up there. Good, where's up there?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Men?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Debart was riding running in the truck. I had my
police scanning her on.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And the dispatcher come on, said there was some little
circus in town and one of their elephants, okay, their
only elephant, busted out of his cage and run off.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Uh oh.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And they said the last place he was seen was
crossing over this place they called two mile Creek.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So I looked over Deborr and I said, two mile Creek. All,
ain't that right behind Memo's house? Never says yeah it is.
So I w went back to the house, say if
me Moo might have seen this here run away elephant. Yeah.
So as he walked in the door, we said me, mom,
have you seen this here elephant around anywhere? And she
said seen of what?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It turns out Memo ain't never been to the circus.
As a matter of fact, she ain't even never even
seen a picture of elephant, had no idea.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
So we said, well, have you seen any unusual animals
or running around the house? And she said, well, now
that you mentioned it, about a half hour ago, I
seen the biggest frightest meal I've ever seen in my
minde He had the biggest, longest, frightightest tail I ever seen. Well,
he figured we was onto something, so he said, well,
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well where was it and what was it doing? Me
Mom says, there's the strangest thing I ever seen in
my life. This crew was walking around backwards up there
in the cabbage and he was pulling up cabbages with
his tail. I said, well, well what was he doing
with the cabbages? He pulled up and me Mom says, honey,
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you wouldn't believe it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yes, me, Mo was a little mixed up.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, living with Devid, I can do it for sure.
It definitely runs in the family. Got right here that
much new volume from the West Jefferson Book of the
Month Club just gut here. He wansts me to come
in there, and hep him hunt for a wall, though
he told out that what you mean, y'all? He won't
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set up right.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio coming
up about twenty minutes all things college football with a
bat man.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Right now action.
Speaker 9 (08:27):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
nostril flaring edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode Bargain Hunter Bob. As our story opens, a very
frugal man is looking for an anniversary gift for his wife.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Well, hello, sir, welcome to Monte Cristo's. How can I
help you?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hey, how are you?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
I'm just browsing. Really, I'm trying to find a gift
for our anniversary, my wife. It's our fiftieth anniversary, and
she's kind of insecure about it. So it's you know,
it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Got you, got You?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Got You?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
Well, what about some sexy lacy lingerie?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Oh yikes, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
She's not built for it. If you getch my drift, Well.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
We have several of the larger sizes.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to wind up looking at her,
and she's got that whole back boobs.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
Thing going on.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Besides, isn't that stuff kind of pricey? I'm on a budget.
Speaker 7 (09:18):
Got you, got You, got You? How about some lovely
stationary that's pretty safe.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
No, I don't think so. See she's a doctor, so
her handwriting totally sucks. It's like trying to read the
symbols on the area fifty one spaceships, and after all
the printing, that's got to add up some big bucks.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Got you, got you?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Got YOUA?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
How about a designer handbag? These are all the rage nowadays. Yeah,
isn't that out of your price range? Most likely?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
So how about some perfume?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Well, what's that scent you're wearing? That's very alluring?
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Oh, keep your distance, tiger. This is called angel drift.
It's only fifty dollars a bottle.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Holy crap for perfume. What's it made out of? Real angels?
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Gotcha? Got you?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Okay? How about this one?
Speaker 7 (09:59):
It's old mesmerize, sure to put men in a romantic trance.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Okay, what the hell? How much this bottle.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Is thirty Dollarsikes anything else?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
A little farther down the trough, well, we've got this
little bottle of boop sweat for only fifteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Eh.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
The temperture gets about seventy degrees and she makes her.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
Own got YOUA? Got You, got youa? So what are
you really looking for.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Sir, Well, honestly, I'm just looking for something really cheap.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
I think I have just the thing. Here you go.
Speaker 5 (10:30):
What's this a mirror?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Son of we hope you enjoy? John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
Stop staring at my cleavage. You sure can't afford that.
Got you got you got you do in.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
Next time when we'll hear the crusty old boob sweat
moppers say.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
a big shows on the radio. Hang out all right,
listen to you margs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio coming up.
The prefayor of Southern Fried Football. That'd be mister Mark Packer.
Let me tell you about my wonderful thing that you
can win. Speaking of Southern Fried football. This in twenty
twenty five Crimson and White Fine Art calendar. These are
Nick Saban, Alabama's legendary coach for seventeen seasons and six
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national championships. Was a little worried about Alabama. His best weekend.
We're day late, but we're not a dollar short. All
may Tyler's football to pac Man coming up next.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
There's a big show Rose.
Speaker 11 (12:29):
I guess I got to the hell go.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Let's
get him in here. Mark Packer joins us on a
special Wednesday this week, October the eighth.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Good morning, pac Man.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Good morning, John Boy. Hook. Life's treating you well. And man,
we have stuff to talk about every week, something crazy
and the course on a Wednesday, you know, I still
got to look backwards a little bit before we look
forwards and again, there's just so much happening right now.
How about the Miami Hurricanes. Everybody used to say for
years and years and years. They joined the ACC way
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back in two thousand and four. You know, wins Miami
gonna be a factor, right. They've never won the ACC Championship,
John Boy, since joining the league in two thousand and four,
only made one ACC Championship appearance. But the Kanes look
like the real deal. They went to Tallahassee. They take
care of Florida state. Of course, they've already beaten the Gators.
They've already beaten under Dame and they look the part
(13:26):
they really do. So Mario chris Ball has got to
going on terrific win for them. And by the way,
just for the record, is one of the things I
used to used to call bar bets. Florida State. It's
Florida State since two thousand and sixteen. This is now
ten seasons. The knowles are thirty six and thirty nine
in ACC games. Cool, Now that that is a bar bet.
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You want to impress your buddies, you throw that one on.
Nobody's going to get There are three games under five
hundred in ACC games in the last ten years. That
is Florida State eight I'm talking about. But John boy,
that's an ACC thing. How about from a national perspective,
how about the Texas Longhorns. They lose to unranked Florida
again for week two weeks. I've been telling you, man
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the hot seat. I don't I'm not a hot seat guy,
but man, Billy Napier has been on it, the head
coach of the Florida Gators. They knock off Texas. And
how about Penn State. I mean, James Franklin, I told
you the week before. Never wins the big games, but
they always beat the people that are supposed to. They
lost to Ucla. You mean to how bad Ucla? Ucla
was zero to four, all right, they were the one,
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like only three teams in college football that hadn't even
had a lead. I forget what were in the game.
So what's Penn State do. They're a twenty five point favorite.
They go across country, lay an egg and lose to Ucla,
and so you've got Texas loser, Penn State a loser. Now,
keep in mind, it's the first time we've had a
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pair of top ten teams in the last forty years
lose to an unbeaten Tina had not won again. I'm
talking about Penn State now and Ucla because the first
time a top ten team in forty years lost to
a team that was zero and four or worse. But
Texas was the preseason number one team, Penn State was
the preseason number two team. Clemson was the preseason number
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four team. Those three teams number one, number two, number
four in the preseason. John boy unranked this week top
twenty five unranked.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
That is crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I remember if we started we were talking about this
winning when the fird went like, like you do every year,
I mean, look who's gonna fall out?
Speaker 10 (15:34):
And look, man, I asked that question when the eight
peopole comes out in August. I've been doing this now
for damn here thirty years. I say, I'm gonna give
you the top ten. It tells you how stupid and
dumb that the preseason r we have no idea. And
I'm self included. Now I'm not pointing to finger. Nobody
knows right, So I always list the top ten teams.
(15:56):
I'm like, hey, twenty two in the last twenty three years,
one of these really good teams in the top ten
is gonna finish on the rank. You're like, there's no way. Well,
how about we get to the first week of October
and number one, number two, at number four, you can't
find them, cannot find them in the top twenty five.
It's really crazy. That's where we are in college football.
So John Boyd closer to home, Bill Belichick in Carolina,
(16:19):
I mean, I know you got I know you've got
a lot of dorth Carolina fans. Yeah, man, I'm telling
you what. You turn that game on against Clemson on Saturday.
If you turn it on at halftime. You could have
named every you could have named, You would have known
everybody in the stands on a first name basis.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
How few people were left then you were done. They're like,
we had Ludacris, was gonna perform at ten of m.
Forget Ludacris? Can we get to the Carolina basketball game?
We had the blue white game winner. It is a
disaster in chapel.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
It is just your what is gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Belichick is the oldest college coach right now, you know,
and they're paying him a bunch of money. What do
you think are you looking at this all these years?
What what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Man?
Speaker 10 (17:02):
He's gonna take that ten million dollars, He's gonna put
it right in the bank. He's gonna go home, He's
gonna see his twenty four year old girlfriend and go
Can you believe all these people are mad at me
and they're paying me ten million to suck and I'm
on a twenty four year old girlfriend. I mean, you
know he's the latter that it's worried about any of this.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Another dream comes true? Like you always say, so, doesn't
getting paid.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Nothing to work?
Speaker 10 (17:25):
The goal of every American workers to be suspended would pay.
I've been telling people after thirty years, and you think
I'm crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
The game.
Speaker 10 (17:34):
That's it. I mean, so listen, if it doesn't work out,
he's gonna say thank you very much, your man million bucks.
Be my twenty four year old girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Go wow.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
I hope she did three years old, but I do worry.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I hope she doesn't leave him.
Speaker 10 (17:47):
Oh well, listen, I promise you she's not leaving them.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I promise you.
Speaker 10 (17:56):
By the way, there was a divorce though at Carolina
this week there was a divorce Hulu. Hulu again was
going to do a documentary behind the scenes in North
Carolina football, and they punted that idea after five games. Hulu, Shit,
I think this.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Is a bad idea.
Speaker 10 (18:15):
Just let's just pretend we didn't even come up.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
With this idea.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
So Hulu and the tar Hills have divorced. You're not
going to see that documentary. And by the way, this
is North Carolina that was promoting this might be the
worst marketing slogan ever in the history of sports. Keeping mind,
North Caroline was promoting We're going to be the NFL's
thirty thirteen. That was That was the Bucking were promoting,
(18:39):
and I'm thinking, boy, that might go down is the
worst idea since New Coke.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
A good snuff, Pack. So what are we looking for
this weekend? What's the highlights?
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Got We got a couple real quick. Bama's going to Missouri.
That's number eight against number fourteen. You got Ou Texas.
That's an incredible event. Anybody that's been to Dallas, I
think it's absolutely awesome. George's at Auburn. South Carolin's going
down to Tiger Stadium in LSU. Ohio State and Illinois.
Big game in the Big ten. You got Indiana and
Oregon probably the biggest game of the weekend. That's number
(19:17):
seven at number three. Michigan is at USC. I'd be
Southern California and acc wise is kind of a quiet week.
NC State's going to Notre Dame. I don't think that'll
be pretty, but in case you're in the mood, you
can check that out. But another interesting week coming up,
John boy. As we get together next week, there will
always be something to talk.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
About, Yes it will. Well, thank you so much. Pack.
We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 10 (19:38):
All right, we'll be good.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Talk to you all right, man. That's a man mag
picker right there. All right, we're right here. Let's play
our game of wordy. We're in one eight hundred big
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coming up next?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Someone who you on Wednesday's home Day October It track
for the Big Show. Bed box of Diary of Gary
Musey an entry Dancing with the Stars, Remember when music
was on that show? Relive the fun moments at the
Big Show. Dot com keywords dancing anything out on their
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contest button while you're there, can't get through, We'll call you.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Somebody wanna play? We may that happen to like right now?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
I had everybody's head about that.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Bernie worried, oftt Birdie worried. Let's meet our contestants. We
got some cousins, All right, cousins good for.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Practice as they here got Ashton from Mary and Virginia.
Good morning, Ashton, Good morning, how you doing? Good body?
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Welcome Hell got you cous Harold out are rocking Ham, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning, Harold's oh my bad, my bad. Got it
on you there, Harold, y'all here, hey, y'all, buddy, all right,
there were welcome cousins. Let's see here are y'all? First seconds?
Are you lost?
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Count?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Was ed?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
No more hard questions?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
So uh Taytor and Harold John boy in Ashton will
do two rounds thirty seconds each.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Little boys, Harold, are you and Taylor relaxed?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
We got random words, by the way, guys, random words
on our word tablet?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
All right, Ashton?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
You read a sun all right? Then there's a start
the clock. Now this is sweet and you put it
in your coffee. Yes, uh oh, I gotta make a
car blank. You gotta you gotta own it. You gotta
make a blank every month you make a yes.
Speaker 10 (22:21):
Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (22:21):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
This is where Tokyo is located, the country? Uh huh uh?
The spectrum is this? Cut the cord it's blank? TV
Internet no, no, no blank, the long cord.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
No three on the board. Well, let's see what Tater
and Harold can do on round one.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
How do you ready?
Speaker 10 (22:47):
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Time Warner came out.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
This is you need to cross.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
This is how you cross over a body of water,
over a the golden gate. I need a blank of life.
You need to show me that it happened. I need blank. Yes,
you might put this up around your backyard to keep your.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Dog in bam.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
When you make a mistake in baseball, it's called a
what there?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Four leaf clover is called what?
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (23:21):
That was right?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
All right, y'all did a five on the board. So
all right, ash and you cousin, how done? Took the
lead by two? We need some poets right here? You ready, buddy?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
All righty, and we're picking up on that last one.
Ready to go. Four leaf clover is considered what, and
a horseshoe is considered yes, uh huh. Come here and
give me a blank. Put your arms around me, give
me a hug. Yeah, uh huh. Okay, look at that
the movie star. He's blank. Everybody knows him. He's what? Yes,
(23:56):
uh huh? How much did that wreck cost me? In blank?
My car? What was the blank? Well you got to
take it to a shop. Yes, uh huh. Right in
the middle is the what. Yes, it was a sinner. Well,
we get down four on that three.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
It's a seven score. All right, Tayter and Harold two
will tie three will win?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Ready go, This is an animal that smells peppy la
pew was one. You might what's the blank of my bill?
Like the total blank? He will blank to nothing, he's
he's a loser. He will a blank to nothing. What
(24:45):
is it you need to blank the number? On the
old days you would know on your phone you would
blank blank him up?
Speaker 6 (24:53):
No, yes, good dial for the wind.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Harold wins a bottle of the cousins eight and seven up.
All right, boys, well.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Lash, I'll give you a noo shot down the road.
Appreciate you playing, good job, Harold. All right, appreciate y'all boys,
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (25:15):
Next time asking there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Family love, Good morning, baby shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Baby Quest for John Boy and a brown out of Brookhaven, Mississippi,
says baby Quest. Y'all please play buzzard in the car story,
the buzzard in the car store.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
You got that tight buzzard in the Volkswagen.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I shut it all right, good work, handy. I've got
to like to hear that one say. Coming up next,
(26:09):
good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear around this time. Have us Monday
through Friday after we play wordy word. It is helping
the John Boy Miller Facebook pay like Andy Brown not
of Brookhaven, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Later fan you been Andy, hego it's.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
From Tom Grizzard down in Dublin. Georgia said, no, we
might think this was funny.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Is it a sad story? I'm trying to pick music up? No, No,
it's a story from his youth. Turn aside down.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
We'll just just figured out. I'll started hot, sweaty and
covered with tobacco tar.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We had music. We had cropped all day long.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
My cousin and I had jumped into his sixty two
beetle and run the Boone saloon to do what most
seventeen year old tobacco croppers do in Coffee County. After
a twelve hour day in the field, we were bent
on getting some beer. Well, knowing Homer's reputation. In the fact,
we were kN and knew a lot more about Homer
than he would care for us too, getting beer was
not that.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Much of a problem.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
This was back in nineteen seventy three. We had left
the social club and taken Highway four forty one toward Pridgin,
when my cousin decided the road worthiness of his VW
should be challenged. At that time, we decided to take
one seventeen dirt at that time back home. We'd been
on the dirt for about five minutes when we spotted
a buzzard up ahead in the middle of the road.
(27:32):
I only had a minute when I knew what my
cousin had already decided. Going back for a second, I'd
like to remind and enlighten you on our vehicle of choice,
a nineteen sixty two VW, beetle good tires, eight ball shifter,
handled black semi leatherette seats, bent steering will and rust
all the way around each window, one lonely headlight, one
running board, bottomless dash, and a wiper that.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Could be sheer do he eat people?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
When I realized that the buzzard was a target for
the v it was too late to do anything except
go along with it. My cousin shifted hard into third gear,
and that little motor went to screaming as we approached
what we estimated to be thirty miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Speedometer didn't work by the time he.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Went to fourth We had made all preparations for impact.
We had covered every possible strategy that might occur, all
of them except one. Within striking distance. The great bird turned,
looked us straight in the face, and flapped his huge
wings once, and we were on him. Cublam boy or
bird did not expect what happened next. With one motion
(28:36):
of his wings, he had managed to place his body
in line with our windshield.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
We hit hard.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
As I looked out, I saw the windshield fold up
around the bird and fly past us into the rear
of the car through a hail of broken glass and
extremely rusty VW parts.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Wooo.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
My cousin brought the heap to a stop on the
side of the dirt road after about two seconds of
solid screaming asking each other. We were asking each other
if we were okay, whoa. We were lucky not to
get hurt, but hey, that poor, unfortunate, innocent bird, we thought,
(29:16):
as we heard a noise in the backseat that sounded
like the rolling away of a mighty stone and slow motion.
When we turned around, with our mouths open and eyes wide,
I could feel those things tightened that you always hear
older folks talk about. We were now about eight inches
away from the biggest, ugliest and apparently maddest bird I
(29:37):
had ever seen.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I tried to scream, but all that came out was
ip ip.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Now we realize this bird ain't hurt real bad, and
it's probably tougher than any animal we have ever treed.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It was at this moment in.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Time decisions had to be made quickly. As it became
apparent what our decision was, the great bird leaned forward
into the front as if he were on the attack,
and spewed the most horrid, smelling and feeling white liquid
from his mouth that I had ever witnessed. We were
(30:17):
covered before we could get the doors open. Suddenly our
screams were audible. Out of the car and now at
a dead, barefooted run, we made way for a large
sycamore tree on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Dry heaves, dry heaves.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
And all yes.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
At this time the situation is looking grim as a
bound happenson or later, we were covered in.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Something that seems to be on the verge of removing
upper levels of skin with no water or anything to
get it off. Results to teenagers on the ground rolling
like dogs in the dirt after a bath didn't help
now we're covered with dirt filled buzzard vomit.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Now a young man whippers, why didn't you stop me?
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Stop you? You're crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
You knew when you shifted there was no going back.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Well.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
After a little more arguing and a scuffle to the
side who was getting the bird out, the buzzard stumbled
from the VW boy who were shocked as they slowly
made steps toward us. Next situation, panic stricken teenage boys
as we frantically looked for an escape. The bird turned
and slowly flew off with no apparent injury. The trip
(31:36):
home was slow and quiet, with an occasional gag or
he from the odor in the car. We bathed in
the barn after a good whipping from my uncle, not
because of the beer of the bird, but for going
to Boom Saloon.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Thank you, Tom Byr. Story from your youth.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Mom says they're the black sheep of the family.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio like this
for your John Bone bit the album out of the
bid Box, keyword Dancing.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's time for the Diary of Carrie Beausey.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beaucy sitting here in a
hot some salt bath. Soakuld my weary bones. Enjoying my
anniversary in the entertainment industry forty five years as a
(33:07):
working star in Hollywood, so I figured I might as
well celebrate in style, befitting an Oscar nominated superstar by
being contestant on Dancing with the Stars. If you're blue
and you don't where to go to dance with the
girls with tiny butts putting on the strawts. Sorry about
(33:31):
the lyric change diary, but I couldn't think about anything
on the woman that rhymes with rintze. I need to
get a chance to pick my partner, but I think
I got the best one of the dad gum bunch.
Anna Tribumskaya, dirty little redheaded Russian guy with a two
(33:56):
thy grid and a pretty acceptable rack. This is a
win win win for old Gary. First, I love me redhead.
If Lucy was still alive right now, I'd be sleeping
on her couch.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Oh Lucy, you got some Gary to do.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
Second, she's from Russia, and then commonists, black gals, loveless
Hollywood stars love us a long time. And third, I
guess I don't have to discuss the benefits of the
acceptable rack. But I will when it comes to Hooters.
She's got the perfect pair for dancing. Not big enough
(34:43):
to upend her when she bends over, and not so
droopy that they spill back into her face when I
dip her, and just perky enough to hang my car
keys on. Like I said, win, win, win. Welcome to Hooterville, Russia.
Population too. And these are the times that having a
(35:05):
glass eye comes in handy. I can accidentally spin around
and grab me a handful. Easier to get forgiveness than
to ask permission. Well, Diary, I gotta say, I think
they ought to change the name of this show to
(35:26):
Dancing with the Star, because from where I'm a sitting
I'm the only damn one. They got no offense to
the rest of the field. But come on, come the
hell all, come, damn all. After hearing the rest of
the names on the show, I sounded like an owl
who woo pulla deine. I bet she was a goer
(35:54):
in her day. She really the touchy feely type. Every
time she sees me, it's all hands across Gary. It's
like getting felt up by your granny.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Maybe if the lights was off it wouldn't be too bad.
And I was hammered and desperate. I don't know why
making a meatloaf on TV makes you a celebrity, but
what the hell ever, I'll do?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
You hold up, make it a good get in that
kitchen and make me some nanner pudding. Hello wafers? Well,
can somebody tell.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Me who the hell Tomorrow Braxton is? I thought it
was a character out of the Last Starfighter? And when
does being a washed up singer sister make you a
damn star Lorna luffed aside aquat Nick Carter is supposed
to be some teenage heart throb, one of the original
(36:51):
Backstreet Boys. Five minutes with him and I believe he's
one of the Backdoor Boys. Alex Scarlatos is one of
the fellas that whipped that terrorist ass on that train
in Belgium. He's all right, I like me a fella.
Don't take crap from a foreigner. Can't take any chances
(37:14):
these days, and with names any cast like Victor Ipinoza,
Alexta pina Vega, Carlos pina Vega, and Kim Zolciak Beerman
on the show, probably better safe than sorry. Still think
we don't need border security. Bindy Irwin her daddy was
(37:34):
that crocodile guy. Right, Well, there's star material right there,
not unless she's wrestling and gat her to music. I
don't see star anywhere near her name. A couple of
punk kids named Andy Grammer and Hayes Greer, or as
I call them, nobody and nobody here. Only one of
(37:59):
the show even comes close to be in my star.
Not my strata got booted out already. Chuck a con,
chuck a con, chock a collin, Chuck a colin, chuck
a coll everybody, everybody, chock a con chuck a con.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
You're the brod. I want to do.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
All that hair and that big old but makes me
all we never do. But now she's gone, and the
bucy curse is going to be to have to watch
all these pot liquors fall before me because in the
end they can't match my patent abusy moves with the
arms of Flateland and the Jimmy legs are going then
(38:38):
flashing that showbiz beauty grin. You know what they say,
it's the final countdown, Diarry, I got a ski daddle.
I'm gonna work on my album of children's songs. Then
Richard Belzer and me are going to take a stand
up comedy workshop with Paula Poundstove. You're gonna learn, learn
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from the best. Until next time. Diary x'es and o's
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