June 18, 2025 • 37 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates the Hollywood beat with another chapter of Tatertainment News.. - The first day of summer is this Friday - so JD’s springs into action with their Pre-Summer Super Sale - Mad Max has his first encounter with PETA - Tater hands out our What to Watch assignments.. - We’ll see what the school system has put on their summer answering machine.. - and we’ll wrap up with a history lesson on beer with Mr. Rhubarb…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Now as you'll
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Speaker 2 (00:53):
Want to spend some real quality time with someone you
care about.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Take them fishing, Take me fishing, because y'all be all
growing up sooner than any.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Think, Take me fishing, because everything's more fun when we
do it together.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Take May fishing.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
You know they save by day on the water beach,
a good day at work.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Take me fishing cause my wife won't let me smoke
in the house anymore.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Take May fishing. Man does that body, I'm out of
the miles. Just set me a jar that plumb wine.
We had it the infield the rest of last year.
Remember that whoo tag May Fishing.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Ain't got a hot new baby dog works down on
the boat round makes she's smoking twenty one years.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
I don't care about it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Might be a little wild dude, I don't brather it.
I think she kind of likes me.
Speaker 7 (01:36):
Take me fishing, cause you know I'm not about to
let you go out there by yourself.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
No mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
I heard about the little skank of the month down
at the boat ranch. And you know how you get
when you're around some trash little tramp like that.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So don't even try it.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Take someone fishing. You might share an unforgettable moment I
won ber on yesterday. Or it might be the only
way you get to leave the house to find out more.
Visit it's someone fishing dot Com.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
And if you come home smelling like that homemade racetrack
hoots on your breath, you're out of here.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Taylors, what was huh? Yeah? All right, all right, you
don't worry about baby. Clear your head. It's time for
Beating the Blonde. One eight hundred big show you told
free line. Come on, we'll get a contestant and play next.
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Come on, that's a big show on al radio. Over
your Wednesday, June eighteen. Alright, feature track wing to make
sure bit box mister Rhubarb's history minute the invention of beer.
There's her keyword beer over ten Those attracts jews from
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box at the Big show dot com there right now,
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it's time to play me de Blonde. Unless we'd a contestant.
John out of Castle Hayne, North Carolina, Good morning, John, morning,
Hey Marny. All right, we get eastern North Carolina. I
got a line in here, maddio last hour and here
we are in Castle Hayes. Hey, John, you know what
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we're gonna do. Buddy asked her some questions. You agree
and disagree with two bells, four, two buzzers and you went,
all right, huh, here we go, Marcie. In the US,
which day of the week has the highest number of
fatal car crashing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
The one that ends in why Why?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
That is statistically found to be Monday.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Monday is what Taytor says the most fatal car crashes. John,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
I think I'll agree.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
It is Saturday. Saturday. Yeah, if there's ever like you know,
you have like seven choices, you know, I would go
with the odds. That's for future of contestants here will
beat the blonde because you kind of wanted seven chances
of getting it. Okay, all right.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
It's really really bared in and leaned in on this game.
He's reading books I didn't even know they put.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I'm glad I ain't got money riding. I wouldn't be nervous.
All right, Well, there's a buzzer right there, So let's
try to get this one. Taylor. Your best your best
shot at winning in vance, what go ahead? Your best
shot at winning in Vegas is a black jack. What's
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the worst the buffet?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
You go all in, you never win, never do. That's
the slot machine, drawn boy, the slotch.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
The slot machine. This is what Tator says, is the
worst worst chance for you to win. John agree?
Speaker 8 (05:25):
Uh so I just said, yeah you agree with her?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
No, okay, yeah, that was the thing to do. You
kino Keino is the worst odds?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Where did they even have that?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's in every casino. We're in the back room number board.
It looks like a bingo parlor. Ah right, well we
got a full count right here. Or lose it hopefully, Tator.
If you fall victim to cyber criminals and have to
pay a ransom to decrypt your company's data, is the
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ransom you pay tax deductible?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
No, no, she.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Says emphatically, John, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Tater?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Tax tips? Tater, I'll agree the taxi I tried to do.
You can't dog that from your taxes, your business expense,
tried to Hell? Well, John, maybe, Well no, we're not
playing textee anymore. Now, may you hold on? Jackie will
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give you a nice consolation prize. We have learned to
do that those since here, so that work. I think
we're good deal, all right, buddy, hang on with Jackie
sip stocks. All right, we celebrating National take Me Fishing Day.
(07:08):
You know we have to how we're gonna do that
on the other side, how to be mad?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Mike, Good morning, that's a big show a radio.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
All right, we ready help national take me fishing day.
Oh yeah, must get here.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
Good morning, Big Joe, John Boyn Billy Yo, mad Ma?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
How you doing you think?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Mad?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Good? Call Nostroduma?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What's you mad at?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Man?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Pete?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
They all time on TV are crying about testing cosmetics
and drugs as such.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well, they're at it again.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I was curled up on the couch with a Wall
Street Journal last night.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Really, you know, not really? Where was I?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah? According to the Journal.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
These goons has moved beyond trying to get people to
quit wearing fur and eating meating, running around springing rabbits
out of the lab rat Revlin. Now they say the
great animal rights crisis of the moment is fishing.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
That's right. Fish are people too.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But they started out running them commercials talking about how
tuna fishermen or hooking dolphins up in their nets, talking
about these are innocent bystanders, like the rest of them
are hanging out on a corner smoking cigarettes, breaking in
people's houses asking.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
For you know, how can you eat that flipper might
be in there? Well, I don't reckon Charlie. The tuna
is real tickle neither.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I tell you he's got a lot more personality than Flipper.
Reba though about having yeah him new agers, boy, that
love a dolphin, don't they?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, hear him tell it.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Dolphins is a large smarter than humans on them TV
shows even started with Flipper. Now he got SeaQuest him
dolphins all day smarter than anybody on that submarine. Well
if they so damn smart, what they doing stuck up
in the net with a bunch of tunas? Don't ever
see that one on TV? Now he's peta ito is
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on a Cruis Sade, the outlaw fishing all together. Fish
feel pain, live spring from the ocean. It's like we're
eating our own brothers. Well, hey, brother, how about taking
a bite out.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Of my bigg old bus. We didn't come crawling out
of no ocean.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I got a brother and lost by the stupidest thing
God ever stretched a patch of skin over.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And even he ain't.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Never been called in a tune today. And I tell
you about the best fisherman I ever seen. A gum
is a stump, but he can flat put you on
some fish A whole bunch of these peed aheads. You see,
they're trying to bust up a fish and turn thement
down in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
That's what they did.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
They pulled up to the pier, started waving banners and
said fishing cold blooded sport, and had one get hooked
on compassion not fish, not exactly.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Hell no, we won't go is.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
See, that's a problem with your anti fishing movement. Just
ain't no good slow he's idiots booing the fishermen and hollering,
get a live, get a lie. They run a boat
out in the middle of water. They're started beating the
water with bamboo poles to scare away the fish. I
swear you got scuba divers out under the boats, caring fish,
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cutting lines all.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
But we need to get a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
I gotta figure a lot of this protest stuff is
lost on your average fishermen. I picture too good old
boys out there. One of them turns to the other
and says, Earl, my crazy are is there a bunch
of them sickly looking vegetarians out there beating the water
with bamboo pools. Earl says, well, now, I ain't never
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gonna catch nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
They fowlers.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
You need to get some line on him. Pull go
borrow a bucket of the knife crawlers. We got a
bunch of them stupids.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
They had a.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Quote from my man, one of my heroes, Virgil Ward,
in that store. Now Virgil is a member of three
different fishing halls of fame, former producer and fishermen of
the number one fishing show in America. Now here's a man.
His job for the last fifty years is to go fishing.
Now he retires, so he'll have more time to fit. Now,
(12:00):
which side of is here to bait?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And you reckon? He come down on?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yeah, boy, Virgil says he's anti fishing. People been sending
him letters for years asking him to join up with them.
Says it makes him so mad he just throws them away.
Then the calm down goes out and does.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
A little fishing.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
They show Virgil some tape impellers out there beating the
water with the poles.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
You know what he said, what I ain't never gonna
catch nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
I count you.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
We just don't get it.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
This store also quotes some zouologists, doctor Austin Williams. He says,
fish or send them at organism, so of course they
feel pain. No sardine ever died a happy death. Well, now,
I hate to bring this up, you being a doctor
in all, but you're a fish.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
How happy can you be?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
They?
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Like one fish turns to his wife and says, well, honey,
we've got our health.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
We got eighteen hundred beautiful children.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
But you know I can't enjoy it knowing we could
be snatched out of the water at any moment by
a cruel, heartless Hey, they're fish. They swim, they eat,
they poop, they swim some more. They wind up on
the end of a hook. It ain't like they feel cheated,
you activist and type fishing movie. Ain't there nothing else
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going on in the world you can turn your attention to.
What about that hole up their nose on? Why don't
you go protect the rain forest? Save some monkeys at
least help play with you. Some of them you can
teach to smoke a cigar and ride a bicycle. Now
write something more saving. Just leave the fish along their fish.
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It's called the food chain. You're on the top, deal
with it. Why don't y'all get out in the boat
and beat each other over the head of them bamboo poles.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Who knows you might knock some sents in one another
and be quiet?
Speaker 11 (13:48):
You scar enough fish, John boy, Billy, y'all, good morning,
(14:20):
it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Roll into your Wednesday morning and all, let's bring in Oliver.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Well, well, well, here we go again. Does this sound familiar?
You wake up, disappointed that the grim reaper passed you
by again. You try to keep your eyes open long
enough not to go to the bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Again.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you exist, and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
(15:42):
bosom of your family who hates you. And guess what,
tomorrow you get to do it all over again. What
to do?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Cheer up your life doesn't have to be so boring.
There are lots of ways to keep things interesting and
keep those around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten
how much fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate
other people. Here are a few ideas you might try
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that'll help you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year.
At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself
over the intercom. Don't bother disguising your voice every time
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someone asks you to do something, Say do you want fries?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
With that?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write for
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sexual favors.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I've done that.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
Nobody believed it, Randy, Randy, finish all your sentences with
in accordance with the prophecy.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
As often as possible, skip instead of walk. Ask people
what sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify
over and over again that your drive through order is
who go when the money comes out of the atm
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scream I won I won over dinner. Tell your children,
due to the economy, we're going to have to let
one of you go run screaming from the pet store.
The lobsters are loose, find a busy spot at the
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mall and verbally rate passing women from one to ten.
Insist on doing your wedding vows in pig latter. Tell
your grandparents that they're out of your will. I hope
this inspires you be creative, have fun, and don't let
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the sobs get you down. But most importantly, live every
day as if it were your last, because someday you'll
be right.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Good more than everybody if My Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening, your listen news, what sport's coming up?
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:21):
Listen Ricky bag sharp bro Oh you pot lickers are
listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John boyd
Philly on The Big Show. You know I just a
guest star on the Playhouse, and the official mascot from
mister Populists, the pizza Runt.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
That's just the.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
But this note from John Boy keep it short, sup.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
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We got the swan population covered here with our grilla sauce.
Is Harris Teeter and Rightsville Beach, North Carolina. Guy, he's
got the Eastern Carolina barbecue sauce. On the shows Domobilly Grillas.
Saw some food line stores faddled in the saucizet. You
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man minutes where right now. From the desk, tator Taman
new what to watch. Here's our girl, Marcia tater Mo.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I'd see what everybody was watching. At the box office
this weekend, the live action remake of How to Train
Your Dragon debuted in first place, made about eighty three
point seven million, not too shabby, beat out the twenty
nineteen animated version of the same movie. So got that
going for him, which is nice. After three weeks at
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number one, Lelo and Stitch dropped to second place because
the Dragon beat them out. Third place went to a
romantic dramedy starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal, and Chris Evans
titled Materialists. Materialists sounds like sounds like ste Let's thank
you sorry all right. Fourth place went to Mission Impossible,
(22:51):
The Final Reckoning It dropped from third to fourth and
riding out the Top five. From the World of John Wick.
Vallerina came in fifth place. Movies come out this weekend
in the theater. Elo It's an animated flick with Zoe
Solanda bred Garrett. That's the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Eleo is a space fanatic with an active imagination finds
himself on a cosmic ad misadventure, so check that out
(23:14):
with the kidd Hose Misadventures, Well and Mayhem and soun
Bride Hard is a comedy when a mercenary group takes
a lavish wedding hostage. They have no idea what they
are in for, as the Maidi of Honor is actually
a secret agent ready to rain Hill Fire that stars
Rebel Wilson. A twenty eight years later, it's a horror thriller.
(23:34):
Horror has Ralph Finn in The's Fiends finds Ralph fines
sure that a group of survivors of the rage virus
lives on a small island and when one group of
when one of the group leaves the island on a
mission into the mainland. He discovers secrets, wonders and horrors.
And it's the fiftieth anniversary re release of Jaws this weekend.
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Fifty young kid to only seen it on your little TV,
go see it on the big screen. Right well, at
eighty incher is still tinier than at the later movie
streaming this week. Snow White is on Disney Plus. That
was the live action snow White. Deep Cover is on
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Prime Video. It stars Orlando Bloom, Bryce Dallas Howard, and
Nick Muhammad. It's an action comedy of these improv comics.
We get hired to go under cover. Okay, it's all right,
I saw it this weekend. Plane is on Netflix. It
has Gerard Butler in it. It's in Netflix's Top ten
Movies to Watch. It's about a commercial airline pilot who's
hoping to wrap up one last flight.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
A m and zeus.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
And if you're into documentaries, Netflix has the latest Titan,
the Ocean Gate disaster. It delves into the Titans submersive
implosion that happened around this time in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
Very interesting.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I've seen it and how.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The folks didn't make it. So That is on Netflix.
Speaker 6 (24:58):
Yep.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Now one we watched kind of binged it. It was
six episodes. It's a like a series, but it really
feels like a movie. Zero Day with Robert de Niro.
He plays the ex president who the current president appoints
to a board to take over the investigation into a
hack on the American system, all the power grids, everything.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Does he use bad language about the president before him? No?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
No, Actually it's very apolitical. I mean, so you can
kind of play it. I mean, when we were watching it,
you could pretend you you could easily see that the
person who currently was a president could have been common
or someone else.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, zero zero day zero.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
It's a computer term that means the you know, the
infection is deployed right away.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Does he make this face?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yes he does, but it's very good. It's very compelled.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
All Right, you guys get a lot of watch like
very much.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Let's get up. That's a winner. Let's play wordy word
right here we go one eight hundred Big Show you
told free Line'll get a couple of contestants from play
next good Wednesday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(26:37):
In the feature track for the Big Show, bid Box
it's mister Rubarb's history minute, the invention of beer. Keyword beer.
You know how they hit it at the mid box
there right.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Now, let's play. I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, word anywhere, don't word a word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Ron from Union Grove, Texas. Good morning, Ron,
Hey what do you are? And we got John from Pensacola, Florida.
Good morning, John, Good morning, Good morning Ron.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
John.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
It is like the serf shop, all right, man, to
be where was that serve? I was there? Like in Florida?
Was that close to Kennedy Space Center? What's that beach? Clear?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right, thanks for the memories. Okay, So John and
Tater on one team. Okay, man, it'll be John boy
and Ron on the other. And look we are dealing
with words to do with the beach the beach, all right, boys, okay, okay, alright,
all right, John, Well John, you relax and let's see
what me and Ron can do. All right, Ron, are
(27:49):
you ready, buddy?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Let's row all right, starting to clock. Now you gotta
have one of these you want to sail on the water? Hey, yeah,
uh huh? This is a two word thing that goes
real fast on the water. It's like an airplane blank
and no airplane?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
What j oh?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Airplane?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
What?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
And you blank?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You blank down a mountain two words air fast? Airplane
is a what? Yeah? And then you watch down a mountain?
All right? Well a one one on the board, all right, yeah, okay.
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I don't think Union Grove is close to a beach.
Maybe that's the John and Taylor all right here, y'all
go for your around one You ready, John?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Then go It's like a two person thing. It's almost
like a motorcycle. You you listen to tunes on this transistor. Blank,
it's a radio. You stay not in You stay in
this place. They have several rooms.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Hodu ye.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Most families are there on blank vacation. This is a reef.
This is what the reef is made out of. You
can't pick it. You can't you you this is what's
in the sky. It's hot, it's the.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What Wow John from Florida? Wow, he knows all about
the beach. Six to one? All right, Ron, let's see
if we can make a game out of it.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
You readybody, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, starting the clock now, what's the opposite of pepper?
So yeah, okay, this is what you the ships look
at so they don't crash into a shore on Yeah,
all right, okay, these hatch and crawl out into the ocean.
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They're too words another name for an ocean. What's another
name for an ocean?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah? And the okay, oh you fish off this? Yeah,
you go ahead and give us EPSOD just for the
heck of it. Four or five? John and Tater win
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Yead dog got it run.
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All right.
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Good.
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Just the first time I've been beating five tries.
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beat Hello Americans, welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host,
mister Reebarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions
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that change the history of mankind. Today we're going to
talk about the number one most important invention of all time.
It's called beer. No one knows who brewed the first beer,
but it happened thousands of years ago. It was a
pretty big hit right away. In fact, throughout history, beer
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is the reason that almost everything else in the world
got invented. For example, in the early days of beer,
there were no cans or bottles to put it in.
Humans realized that to have a steady supply of beer
they needed to stay fairly close to a brewery brewery.
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
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modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the whell. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
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and hairstyling. Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the Liberals. Liberals weren't nearly
as clever as real men, but they too came up
with many important ideas, like the domestication of cats, group therapy,
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group hugs, and the first government. Liberals invented government so
they could be in charge of dividing up all the
food and beer that the real men went out and
produced are as Liberals call it spreading the wealth around. Today,
real men have jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers,
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pretty much anyone who actually works for a living. They're
political symbol is the elephant, because it's the biggest and
most powerful land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work
as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and
basically anyone who makes a living sponging off what real
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men do for a living. Their political symbol is the jackass,
because that's who most of them vote for. But despite
their differences, even today, real men and liberals still enjoy beer.
Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores. Liberals get their
beer the same place they get most of their bad
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ideas from Europe and that's our salute to beer, the
invention that invented the rest of the world. This has
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You know they save by day on the water beach,
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Take me fishing cause my wife won't let me smoke
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Take May fishing. Man does that body, I'm out of
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We had it the infield the rest of last year.
Remember that whoo tag May Fishing.
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Ain't got a hot new baby dog works down on
the boat round makes she's smoking twenty one years.
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I don't care about it.
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Might be a little wild dude, I don't brather it.
I think she kind of likes me.
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Take me fishing, cause you know I'm not about to
let you go out there by yourself.
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No mouth.
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That's right.
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I heard about the little skank of the month down
at the boat ranch. And you know how you get
when you're around some trash little tramp like that.
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So don't even try it.
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And if you come home smelling like that homemade racetrack
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John out of Castle Hayne, North Carolina, Good morning, John, morning,
Hey Marny. All right, we get eastern North Carolina. I
got a line in here, maddio last hour and here
we are in Castle Hayes. Hey, John, you know what
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we're gonna do. Buddy asked her some questions. You agree
and disagree with two bells, four, two buzzers and you went,
all right, huh, here we go, Marcie. In the US,
which day of the week has the highest number of
fatal car crashing.
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The one that ends in why Why?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
No?
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That is statistically found to be Monday.
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Monday is what Taytor says the most fatal car crashes. John,
agree or disagree?
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I think I'll agree.
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It is Saturday. Saturday. Yeah, if there's ever like you know,
you have like seven choices, you know, I would go
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It's really really bared in and leaned in on this game.
He's reading books I didn't even know they put.
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I'm glad I ain't got money riding. I wouldn't be nervous.
All right, Well, there's a buzzer right there, So let's
try to get this one. Taylor. Your best your best
shot at winning in vance, what go ahead? Your best
shot at winning in Vegas is a black jack. What's
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the worst the buffet?
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You go all in, you never win, never do. That's
the slot machine, drawn boy, the slotch.
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The slot machine. This is what Tator says, is the
worst worst chance for you to win. John agree?
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Uh so I just said, yeah you agree with her?
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No, okay, yeah, that was the thing to do. You
kino Keino is the worst odds?
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Where did they even have that?
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It's in every casino. We're in the back room number board.
It looks like a bingo parlor. Ah right, well we
got a full count right here. Or lose it hopefully, Tator.
If you fall victim to cyber criminals and have to
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ransom you pay tax deductible?
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No, no, she.
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Says emphatically, John, agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Tater?
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Tax tips? Tater, I'll agree the taxi I tried to do.
You can't dog that from your taxes, your business expense,
tried to Hell? Well, John, maybe, Well no, we're not
playing textee anymore. Now, may you hold on? Jackie will
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give you a nice consolation prize. We have learned to
do that those since here, so that work. I think
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You know we have to how we're gonna do that
on the other side, how to be mad?
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Mike, Good morning, that's a big show a radio.
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All right, we ready help national take me fishing day.
Oh yeah, must get here.
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Good morning, Big Joe, John Boyn Billy Yo, mad Ma?
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How you doing you think?
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Mad?
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Good? Call Nostroduma?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What's you mad at?
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Man?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Pete?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
They all time on TV are crying about testing cosmetics
and drugs as such.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Well, they're at it again.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I was curled up on the couch with a Wall
Street Journal last night.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Really, you know, not really? Where was I?
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah? According to the Journal.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
These goons has moved beyond trying to get people to
quit wearing fur and eating meating, running around springing rabbits
out of the lab rat Revlin. Now they say the
great animal rights crisis of the moment is fishing.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
That's right. Fish are people too.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But they started out running them commercials talking about how
tuna fishermen or hooking dolphins up in their nets, talking
about these are innocent bystanders, like the rest of them
are hanging out on a corner smoking cigarettes, breaking in
people's houses asking.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
For you know, how can you eat that flipper might
be in there? Well, I don't reckon Charlie. The tuna
is real tickle neither.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
I tell you he's got a lot more personality than Flipper.
Reba though about having yeah him new agers, boy, that
love a dolphin, don't they?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, hear him tell it.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Dolphins is a large smarter than humans on them TV
shows even started with Flipper. Now he got SeaQuest him
dolphins all day smarter than anybody on that submarine. Well
if they so damn smart, what they doing stuck up
in the net with a bunch of tunas? Don't ever
see that one on TV? Now he's peta ito is
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on a Cruis Sade, the outlaw fishing all together. Fish
feel pain, live spring from the ocean. It's like we're
eating our own brothers. Well, hey, brother, how about taking
a bite out.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Of my bigg old bus. We didn't come crawling out
of no ocean.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
I got a brother and lost by the stupidest thing
God ever stretched a patch of skin over.
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And even he ain't.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Never been called in a tune today. And I tell
you about the best fisherman I ever seen. A gum
is a stump, but he can flat put you on
some fish A whole bunch of these peed aheads. You see,
they're trying to bust up a fish and turn thement
down in Fort Lauderdale.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
That's what they did.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
They pulled up to the pier, started waving banners and
said fishing cold blooded sport, and had one get hooked
on compassion not fish, not exactly.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Hell no, we won't go is.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
See, that's a problem with your anti fishing movement. Just
ain't no good slow he's idiots booing the fishermen and hollering,
get a live, get a lie. They run a boat
out in the middle of water. They're started beating the
water with bamboo poles to scare away the fish. I
swear you got scuba divers out under the boats, caring fish,
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cutting lines all.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
But we need to get a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
I gotta figure a lot of this protest stuff is
lost on your average fishermen. I picture too good old
boys out there. One of them turns to the other
and says, Earl, my crazy are is there a bunch
of them sickly looking vegetarians out there beating the water
with bamboo pools. Earl says, well, now, I ain't never
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gonna catch nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
They fowlers.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
You need to get some line on him. Pull go
borrow a bucket of the knife crawlers. We got a
bunch of them stupids.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
They had a.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Quote from my man, one of my heroes, Virgil Ward,
in that store. Now Virgil is a member of three
different fishing halls of fame, former producer and fishermen of
the number one fishing show in America. Now here's a man.
His job for the last fifty years is to go fishing.
Now he retires, so he'll have more time to fit. Now,
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which side of is here to bait?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
And you reckon? He come down on?
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yeah, boy, Virgil says he's anti fishing. People been sending
him letters for years asking him to join up with them.
Says it makes him so mad he just throws them away.
Then the calm down goes out and does.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
A little fishing.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
They show Virgil some tape impellers out there beating the
water with the poles.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
You know what he said, what I ain't never gonna
catch nothing like that.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
I count you.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
We just don't get it.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
This store also quotes some zouologists, doctor Austin Williams. He says,
fish or send them at organism, so of course they
feel pain. No sardine ever died a happy death. Well, now,
I hate to bring this up, you being a doctor
in all, but you're a fish.
Speaker 11 (12:45):
How happy can you be?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
They?
Speaker 6 (12:48):
Like one fish turns to his wife and says, well, honey,
we've got our health.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
We got eighteen hundred beautiful children.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
But you know I can't enjoy it knowing we could
be snatched out of the water at any moment by
a cruel, heartless Hey, they're fish. They swim, they eat,
they poop, they swim some more. They wind up on
the end of a hook. It ain't like they feel cheated,
you activist and type fishing movie. Ain't there nothing else
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going on in the world you can turn your attention to.
What about that hole up their nose on? Why don't
you go protect the rain forest? Save some monkeys at
least help play with you. Some of them you can
teach to smoke a cigar and ride a bicycle. Now
write something more saving. Just leave the fish along their fish.
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It's called the food chain. You're on the top, deal
with it. Why don't y'all get out in the boat
and beat each other over the head of them bamboo poles.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Who knows you might knock some sents in one another
and be quiet?
Speaker 11 (13:48):
You scar enough fish, John boy, Billy, y'all, good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio.
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Roll into your Wednesday morning and all, let's bring in Oliver.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Well, well, well, here we go again. Does this sound familiar?
You wake up, disappointed that the grim reaper passed you
by again. You try to keep your eyes open long
enough not to go to the bathroom on the floor.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Again.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You try to keep your eyes open as you rinse
off in the shower that never really gets hot. You
realize too late that you forgot to do laundry, so
you paw through an overflowing hamper, searching for a happy
balance between not too wrinkled and not too smelly. Then
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into the family sedan, trying to keep your eyes open
long enough to get to work, where you slave the
best years of your life away for people who don't
know you exist, and the ones who do know you
exist hate you. Then it's back home to the sagging
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bosom of your family who hates you. And guess what,
tomorrow you get to do it all over again. What
to do?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Cheer up your life doesn't have to be so boring.
There are lots of ways to keep things interesting and
keep those around you guessing. I just bet you've forgotten
how much fun it is to irritate, aggravate, and agitate
other people. Here are a few ideas you might try
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that'll help you maintain a healthy level of insanity this year.
At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on
and point a hair dryer at passing vehicles. Page yourself
over the intercom. Don't bother disguising your voice every time
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someone asks you to do something, Say do you want fries?
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With that?
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Put a big garbage can on your desk and label
it in. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks.
Once everyone is over their caffeine addiction, switch over to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write for
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sexual favors.
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I've done that.
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Nobody believed it, Randy, Randy, finish all your sentences with
in accordance with the prophecy.
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As often as possible, skip instead of walk. Ask people
what sex they are, laugh hysterically after they answer. Specify
over and over again that your drive through order is
who go when the money comes out of the atm
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scream I won I won over dinner. Tell your children,
due to the economy, we're going to have to let
one of you go run screaming from the pet store.
The lobsters are loose, find a busy spot at the
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mall and verbally rate passing women from one to ten.
Insist on doing your wedding vows in pig latter. Tell
your grandparents that they're out of your will. I hope
this inspires you be creative, have fun, and don't let
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the sobs get you down. But most importantly, live every
day as if it were your last, because someday you'll
be right.
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I'd see what everybody was watching. At the box office
this weekend, the live action remake of How to Train
Your Dragon debuted in first place, made about eighty three
point seven million, not too shabby, beat out the twenty
nineteen animated version of the same movie. So got that
going for him, which is nice. After three weeks at
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number one, Lelo and Stitch dropped to second place because
the Dragon beat them out. Third place went to a
romantic dramedy starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro Pascal, and Chris Evans
titled Materialists. Materialists sounds like sounds like ste Let's thank
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The Final Reckoning It dropped from third to fourth and
riding out the Top five. From the World of John Wick.
Vallerina came in fifth place. Movies come out this weekend
in the theater. Elo It's an animated flick with Zoe
Solanda bred Garrett. That's the guy from Everybody Loves Raymond.
Eleo is a space fanatic with an active imagination finds
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with the kidd Hose Misadventures, Well and Mayhem and soun
Bride Hard is a comedy when a mercenary group takes
a lavish wedding hostage. They have no idea what they
are in for, as the Maidi of Honor is actually
a secret agent ready to rain Hill Fire that stars
Rebel Wilson. A twenty eight years later, it's a horror thriller.
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Horror has Ralph Finn in The's Fiends finds Ralph fines
sure that a group of survivors of the rage virus
lives on a small island and when one group of
when one of the group leaves the island on a
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And it's the fiftieth anniversary re release of Jaws this weekend.
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Fifty young kid to only seen it on your little TV,
go see it on the big screen. Right well, at
eighty incher is still tinier than at the later movie
streaming this week. Snow White is on Disney Plus. That
was the live action snow White. Deep Cover is on
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Prime Video. It stars Orlando Bloom, Bryce Dallas Howard, and
Nick Muhammad. It's an action comedy of these improv comics.
We get hired to go under cover. Okay, it's all right,
I saw it this weekend. Plane is on Netflix. It
has Gerard Butler in it. It's in Netflix's Top ten
Movies to Watch. It's about a commercial airline pilot who's
hoping to wrap up one last flight.
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A m and zeus.
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And if you're into documentaries, Netflix has the latest Titan,
the Ocean Gate disaster. It delves into the Titans submersive
implosion that happened around this time in twenty twenty three.
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Very interesting.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
I've seen it and how.
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The folks didn't make it. So That is on Netflix.
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Yep.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Now one we watched kind of binged it. It was
six episodes. It's a like a series, but it really
feels like a movie. Zero Day with Robert de Niro.
He plays the ex president who the current president appoints
to a board to take over the investigation into a
hack on the American system, all the power grids, everything.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Does he use bad language about the president before him? No?
Speaker 8 (25:24):
No, Actually it's very apolitical. I mean, so you can
kind of play it. I mean, when we were watching it,
you could pretend you you could easily see that the
person who currently was a president could have been common
or someone else.
Speaker 7 (25:37):
You know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, zero zero day zero.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
It's a computer term that means the you know, the
infection is deployed right away.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Does he make this face?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Yes he does, but it's very good. It's very compelled.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
All Right, you guys get a lot of watch like
very much.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Let's get up. That's a winner. Let's play wordy word
right here we go one eight hundred Big Show you
told free Line'll get a couple of contestants from play
next good Wednesday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
(26:37):
In the feature track for the Big Show, bid Box
it's mister Rubarb's history minute, the invention of beer. Keyword beer.
You know how they hit it at the mid box
there right.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
Now, let's play. I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Okay, word anywhere, don't word a word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Ron from Union Grove, Texas. Good morning, Ron,
Hey what do you are? And we got John from Pensacola, Florida.
Good morning, John, Good morning, Good morning Ron.
Speaker 5 (27:11):
John.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
It is like the serf shop, all right, man, to
be where was that serve? I was there? Like in Florida?
Was that close to Kennedy Space Center? What's that beach? Clear?
Speaker 5 (27:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
All right, thanks for the memories. Okay, So John and
Tater on one team. Okay, man, it'll be John boy
and Ron on the other. And look we are dealing
with words to do with the beach the beach, all right, boys, okay, okay, alright,
all right, John, Well John, you relax and let's see
what me and Ron can do. All right, Ron, are
(27:49):
you ready, buddy?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Let's row all right, starting to clock. Now you gotta
have one of these you want to sail on the water? Hey, yeah,
uh huh? This is a two word thing that goes
real fast on the water. It's like an airplane blank
and no airplane?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
What j oh?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Airplane?
Speaker 5 (28:12):
What?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (28:14):
And you blank?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
You blank down a mountain two words air fast? Airplane
is a what? Yeah? And then you watch down a mountain?
All right? Well a one one on the board, all right, yeah, okay.
(28:36):
I don't think Union Grove is close to a beach.
Maybe that's the John and Taylor all right here, y'all
go for your around one You ready, John?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Then go It's like a two person thing. It's almost
like a motorcycle. You you listen to tunes on this transistor. Blank,
it's a radio. You stay not in You stay in
this place. They have several rooms.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Hodu ye.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Most families are there on blank vacation. This is a reef.
This is what the reef is made out of. You
can't pick it. You can't you you this is what's
in the sky. It's hot, it's the.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
What Wow John from Florida? Wow, he knows all about
the beach. Six to one? All right, Ron, let's see
if we can make a game out of it.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
You readybody, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Okay, starting the clock now, what's the opposite of pepper?
So yeah, okay, this is what you the ships look
at so they don't crash into a shore on Yeah,
all right, okay, these hatch and crawl out into the ocean.
(29:59):
They're too words another name for an ocean. What's another
name for an ocean?
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah? And the okay, oh you fish off this? Yeah,
you go ahead and give us EPSOD just for the
heck of it. Four or five? John and Tater win
six to five. Just sitting there after a round one.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Yead dog got it run.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
We came up a little short, buddy. But you can
try again anytime.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
All right.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Hey, that's okay, John, You're done.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Good.
Speaker 10 (30:36):
Just the first time I've been beating five tries.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Wow, all right, boys, alright, you'll hang right there. Boys.
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Big
request time. Mark Binfield from Mount Vernon, Indiana. Hey, George
Washington's home. I think there was space, Is that right?
(31:02):
Mark says, Hey, guys, I love the school answering machine.
Can you please that for me? I think we can
Mark coming up next. Good morning, It's Big Shaw on
(31:34):
the radio. Mark Benfield, Mount Vernon, Indiana. Request coming in here, Mark.
Speaker 10 (31:43):
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rushing Wood Middle School. In order to assist you in
connecting to the right staff member, Listen carefully to all
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Speaker 13 (33:09):
Hang up now and have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Good morning. That's a big Showler Radio. If you like
this for your John bo Billy album. Key words of
the Big Box beer. Thank you. You welcome me to
beat Hello Americans, welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host,
mister Reebarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions
(34:02):
that change the history of mankind. Today we're going to
talk about the number one most important invention of all time.
It's called beer. No one knows who brewed the first beer,
but it happened thousands of years ago. It was a
pretty big hit right away. In fact, throughout history, beer
(34:24):
is the reason that almost everything else in the world
got invented. For example, in the early days of beer,
there were no cans or bottles to put it in.
Humans realized that to have a steady supply of beer
they needed to stay fairly close to a brewery brewery.
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
(34:48):
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer. After hunting food all day, man invented
something called the whell. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
(35:08):
and hairstyling. Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the Liberals. Liberals weren't nearly
as clever as real men, but they too came up
with many important ideas, like the domestication of cats, group therapy,
(35:31):
group hugs, and the first government. Liberals invented government so
they could be in charge of dividing up all the
food and beer that the real men went out and
produced are as Liberals call it spreading the wealth around. Today,
real men have jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers,
(35:55):
pretty much anyone who actually works for a living. They're
political symbol is the elephant, because it's the biggest and
most powerful land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work
as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and
basically anyone who makes a living sponging off what real
(36:18):
men do for a living. Their political symbol is the jackass,
because that's who most of them vote for. But despite
their differences, even today, real men and liberals still enjoy beer.
Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores. Liberals get their
beer the same place they get most of their bad
(36:41):
ideas from Europe and that's our salute to beer, the
invention that invented the rest of the world. This has
been mister Rhubarb's history minute and I am history. Get
it boxes.
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