August 27, 2025 • 38 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has a new Tatertainment report.. - We find an audition tape for a television commercial featuring John Boy - spoiler - he didn’t get the gig.. - Clyde the Camel is featured in yet another episode of Unknown History.. - We’ll bring back our Public Relations Officer, Andy Taylor to address the 1997 Loomis Fargo heist.. - and we’ll wrap things up (so to speak) with our first - and last - episode of “Dumb Severed Penis News”…
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Why are y'all right now it's your news.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
On the other side, say about Robert o' kin and friends.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Applause for the Cause happens tomorrow. I may I'll got
the r K. Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well have you been following the Winner's here ever since
July Aford the horrific floods out of Central Texas and
setting up Robert Key was gonna play and then showed
up that was already washed away.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Man, it was, of course we know all about it.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
But tomorrow is the applause for the cause fundraiser Central
Texas is that the Whitewater have a theater, but it
has been sold out for.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
A long time, sold out fast.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
The way you can help is one of the streaming services.
You can watch it streaming live and Tayler how to
do that baby?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Well, you can watch it on Amazon, you can watch
it on Robert Earl Kean's YouTube channel direct tv. All
everybody is joined in on this and it's it's for free.
It's free to watch the show and a QR code
will pop up or a phone number or a website
during the streaming for ways for you to donate. So
It's kind of like, here's the show, but you know,
if you have anything that you could give, it'd be
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a good time to do it. It's also on our
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Speaker 2 (01:54):
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Facebook paste right there with us.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Let's do it like that.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
In the meantime, how about one of our favorites from
Robert Earl as recorded live in a Big Show studio?
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Anymore?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
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Speaker 7 (02:26):
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we I'm fan man and let posle and I rolling
nut rolling that end. I ain't got no blood, Basil.
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my head busts up both the golden spread under.
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a little so I'll ever get to heaven, that's by
getting speed up. Old Lady seventh.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Warn a bread.
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Speaker 1 (05:24):
Good morning makes shows on a radio.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
There we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Children's.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
M I'll be ill, don't mind.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
I brung Melinda with me, and you're gonna sit on
that stool over here yonder on account of her fate.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Hurting Heylenda gonna say, yeah, my fate he.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Told you.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
I remember John Boy talking about how he always wanted
a monkey that could hold onto this and that and whatnot.
It got me to thinking about another fella he would
plumb eat up with loving monkeys.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
His name was Tarzan. I can tell you about it.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
If yawed me too, Yeah, I'm going to anyway if
he polite, Well, what's upon a time over in the
jungle arm This little fella was raised up by monkeys.
I don't recollect how he wound up what happened to
his mom and daddy, But them monkeys they took over
the job.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
They'd done pretty good by him. They tried out a
passle of names on him.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Named like Ape Troe, Nerd Pokey from the Jungle, and
Wills van Pelt.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
They finally settled on Tarzan, who can't be talking.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
There weren't no teachers in the jungle over there, so
they homeschooled him Little Tarzan or two books mart but
he got all a's when he comes to vine swinging
and tree climbing and river swimming. He even made himself
a little outfit out of animal skin. It was just
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his little piece of hide in the back to cover
his bottom man a little piece in the front hide
his front. He never wore no wonder drawers with it.
Mister bill Cox said he was on a kind of
old in bananas. He gave him the skeets. Some folk
calls the diarrhea, and mister bill Cox CAUs it. So
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Tarzan there he growed up. He'd pretty much boss of
the jungle. He even figured out a way to stay
in touch with all the credits. This is back and
four folks had phone in their pocket all the time.
So when Tarzan wanted the critters to come running, he
just get up in the tree there and let go
of this hauler. Uh something like yet I can't do it.
(07:58):
But Belinda got her pretty well.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
My fate her.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
That's pretty much.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Right out of money, except about the feet part. So
Tarzan got on with most of the Jungle credits. You
just go back to reading your romance novel arm. He
got on with all the cretits there. Once in a
while he had to kill one of them, sometimes so
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as he could eat. Other times on account they got
out of line some ways or another and he needed
to send a message to the rest of them. He
weren't putting up with any shenanigans. That's how it is
in the Jungle air. He had a party, durn good life.
He'd go hunt with the lions in the morning, he'd
wander off summers with the elephants in the afternoon, and
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he'd stay out all night playing cards with the monkeys.
I reckon, it's pretty much paradise. That's when Jane showed up.
She and her daddy there come along on one of
them so far as no Tarzan, well, he fell plumb
in love with her. This is the first real woman
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he ever did see. Up till then, most of the
women in his world had tails and pooped in her hand.
But Jane was a pretty little thing, no bigger than
a squirrel monkey. She was still a woman, but afore
too long she started to complain about this, and that
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she didn't like sleeping on a tree limb. Some Tarzan
had to build her a treehouse. She didn't like to
eat so much meat. Some Tarzan had to wander off
summers picking greens and what not for her. She didn't
like him spending so much time with a credit, so
he stopped hunting with the lines and hiking with the elephants.
And without Tarzan hard night with the monkeys was never
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the same. Tarzan even had a hard time running the jungle.
Every time he was out there cussing out some ruhin
over putting the native up a tree. Old Jane had screamed,
and Tarzan had the turntail and run and save her
from a snake or a big old spider or something.
Tarzan was plumb tucker out day and night. One day
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Jane told Tarzan, and she was getting homesick. They figured
this is gonna be his chance to get shit over
for a spell. But she wanted Tarzan to go with her,
so she told it him back to the big city.
Tarzan during there lost his mind. He didn't like wearing clothes.
Best learner wire them. Skeets became a problem when you
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drifted a suite. The only credits were dogs and cats.
They didn't count out to him like lions and a
monkey did. And the only thing had come running when
he did that yell was the police.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
And hip.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
For the life of him, he couldn't get to hang.
He used a fork and there weren't nothing to hunting either.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Oh Jane, she know things for going downhill. When she
come home one.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Day found Tarzan field dressing the taxi cab he killed
out from the building. That old camp driver, and he
running around yelling, what's you kill my camp fur? What's
you kill my camp fur?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Well, sir, that was enough for Tarzan.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
He stowed away on a boat went back to the jungle,
where he lived happily ever after.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Moral of the story.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Women at a party to look at sometimes, but there's
days when a fella just needs to spend time with
the monkeys. The end.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
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product Chalk full of peckers and lips. Since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
You ever had a girlfriend with a tailor pooped in all?
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Not that I remember enough.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Good Morning the big shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
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It's a big Shawl radio having a Birdday. On this
August twenty seven, he would be sharing one with pee Weee.
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He was shared Waller actor.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Paul Rubens would have been seventy three years old today.
I've forgotten that Peeway passed.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Yeah, a couple of years ago. There's a documentary you
ought to see.
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It's something that Peewe put together in the final days
of his life and he really wanted to show what
he really was like. And his final recording, which you'll
see in the documentary, was made the day before he
died Wow, where he was expressing so much regret about
having been called a pedophile.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
It hurt him so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, great setup to this bit. You got to play there,
wellster buzz kill. Well those charges were different, all right,
so well oh hell.
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Laugh you bush.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Gorning.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
You're just a kind of god. It's a house of
sin and just don't let down your floor. And see
we got in song and that's why he wasn't void.
It's been the weekend at pee Wee's jail house. Here's
a crazy real coming from pee Wee's head before in
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some hill can refermand he's got a couple of friends
for years. His sound makes JOm.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
A look you your.
Speaker 11 (14:32):
Cook, coul and baby jail house.
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Everything was filling Herry saw a movie.
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There was full of six and please.
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Started getting ready cano handy till the vice squad times
a freeze.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
You said you weren't TV.
Speaker 11 (14:46):
And your name was Winna Peewe, But mod is what
you mean.
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The Bourns came upon became a start run and.
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All the police went to a hugle scene.
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Che good morning. I got the big show on the
radio coming up. Great, watch a fewy dog man get
the family together.
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Friend of me.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I don't think when the MIC's going off he quit,
but no, it's been going on for the whole ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Come on, don't watch Pee Wee Die? Right, that'll be
funing what it's about.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Happy.
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Oh, let's put that.
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Out of our mind so we can make a room
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it ten minutes where right now of from the desk
and Taylor Tayman News says what to watch.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Take a peek at the box office and see what
people were watching in the theaters. Netflix has claimed its
first number one box office movie in its eighteen year
history with the animated musical K Pop Demon Hunters. Wow,
So there Netflix, Netflix, So they have the k Pop
Demon Hunters episodes on Netflix what they did was special
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sing along screenings and approximately seventeen little over seventeen hundred
theaters over the weekend.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
That doesn't sound painful, and that.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
That earned them the number one spot with eighteen million
pushing out weapons, which dropped to second place.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is this like a kid thing?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, it's not like a rocky horror picture show thing
where adults get good.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Up that kind of thing. No, this just takes me
back to when the Hannah Montana movie came out and
I took my nieces to that.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
And just did yeah, there was.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
So what is this?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
What is this about?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's it's you know, the k pop is the Korean
pop music. It's very popular, very popular, and so these
are animated girl band k pop and they hunt demons
and so they also so the music is very popular.
And actually I heard through another tabloid that it's actually
there's some songs getting some airplay.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I hear if you kill a man you can opt
to go to this movie instead of prison.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Oh yeah, so that's what went on over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Progression from Buffy the Vampire s.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's music fantasy, you know
that kind of thing, all right. Third place went to
Freak You, Friday Freak or Friday Freakier. Fourth place went
to The Fantastic four First Step still hanging in there
at the top five and the Bad Guys too, the
other animated flick about the you know the criminals have
come out of out of retirement that came in number five.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
What about the new dog that he had like a
day before he got that was on Fixed.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
That's on your streaming service Netflix, Netflix.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yeah, and parents, you know I would let your older
children see it, not necessarily for you. It's more the
adult swim type of genre.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
I wouldn't let a kid watch the trailer for it.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
They blurred things out streaming. Hey, y'all, Lucky Luck with
Love Meghan is in season two on Netflix? Is that?
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Like?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
No? And actually there was a there was a trailer
ever talking to Mindy calling from from the office.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Uh huh, and she was calling her.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Well, Meghan Markle, blah blah blah. She goes, it's funny
that you're still called to be Megan Mirkle because you know,
my last name is Sussex. Now, yeah, you'll see that.
You'll see so She's like, oh, yes, you know, I
need to have the same last name as my children
and it's just our nice little family.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, so that's what's going on.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
So you can watch that sharing her tips about cooking.
Host The Terminal List Dark Wolf is on Prime Video.
Is that Chris Pratt series about the Terminal List, like
the Iraqi soldiers who were sick and he's trying to
solve the mystery about it.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Did I lose you on that? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (19:53):
This is the prequel and you learn a little bit
more about some of the players. So Terminal List, Dark
Wolf and uh Katrina come Hell in high Water. It's
a documentary on Netflix of course twenty years twenty years, wow,
twenty years and so they catch up with the survivors
and reflect on everything that went down during that in
Theaters the Roses with Benedict Cumberbatch, Olivia Coleman, Alison Jenny
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Kip McKinnon, Andy Samberg.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
And it is the remake of War of the Roses.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Oh, I actually went to Hollywood for the premiere of that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Do you do an interview?
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Yeah, a really good one. Now you're missing a really
big one. He will watch Mission Impossible debuted on streaming
for paramounts.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh I did miss that one?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, oh right, yeah, and it's good. We watched it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's very good. I watch Tom Coz jump off out
of aircraft.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Care what more death defined things can he do? I
think you should hang it up out this one.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Later he's like a twenty eight year old.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Well, that could do it. That could do it. I mean,
once you've jumped from an airplane with a parachute on fire.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You pretty well.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I can imagine the insurance on that dude jump into
a volcano. Next, let's see what else is coming out.
Caught Stealing crime thriller.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ing, Yes, what is that about that?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
It's about a former baseball player who finds himself immersed
in the criminal underworld of New York.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, caught stealing?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, and uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
And then this one looks funny. The Toxic Avenger has
Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood in it, and
it's about a janitor who is the lead Peter a
little yes, oh yeah, and in Elf he was in
Elf as well, and uh yeah. So the janitor gets
doused with some chemical and he now he becomes the
Toxic Avenger. Beats people up with this mob nice.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Toxic is his name?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
All right, yeah, thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play wordy word. All right, there
we go one eight hundred, big show you told free
Lone'll get a couple of contestants saying play next.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Run
into your Wednesday, August twenty seven. Feature track Gonna make
show good box.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Dom severed we we news serch for keyword severed we
weed e jim it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Make sure you know where you are when you're searching.
And right now, that's play.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Any word, that'll word, any word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Nicked from Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Good morning, Nick, Good morning John Boy. He no body
and let's welcome West out of Lynchburg, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Good morning West, Oh, good morning to you guy. Hey man.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, Nick is west from Virginia. Wes, there's Nick
down Alabama. We're gonna play two rounds worthy word. It'll
be John Boy and Nick Tater and Wes. All right,
all right, boys, well Wes, you and Marcy relax here.
Let's see me and Nick, give you something to shoot
for here, boys the word tablet this morning?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Three letter words more three letter words? All right, so
you get that in your head. Hopefully it'll help. Nick.
Are you ready, my boy? Yes, sir, okay, then all right,
Rain you ready over there? All right?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Starting to clock now? Another word for a taxi cap
uh huh of the hoover blank it holds back water?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, where's my big blank? A brown paper what.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Bag?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
You take blank and fire? You blank your gun before
you fire at the target. You blunt you what at
the target?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You hear out of one of your ear at a boy.
So that was a five on the board. All right,
tater and West for your round one?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You ready West? I think so okay, let's see ready go.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
The space in between two front teeth is called a
what Yeah this You put this in your drink to
make it cold.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Ice. You stay at this hotel.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
The holiday blank, and you have a ceiling blank and
it puts wind on you a ceiling and yam, you
put this into your car unleady, unleaded.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yah dad, you instead of jelly, you eat this.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Jam jam all.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Right, jam jam to take the lead by one okay,
that's six to five of the round one.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
All right, Nick, here's where we pyle on, buddy. Are
you ready? Yes, sir, John Boy, Okay, start the clock now.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
A stripper will give you a blank dance yeah, okay,
I'm gonna lay down and take a short now.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay. It was like two blanks in a pod.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Peace.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yes, okay, oh you own the blank? I mean you
gotta give me a w piece of cloth to check
my oil. It's what drop the frock yesh you touch me?
We're playing a game of uh huh? What kind of
beer do you have on.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Top?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Bam one that way to jump in there?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Put a six on that five and eleven score? Okay,
Tator and West.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
We got a game here.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Five will tie and force over time. Six will win
you ready, West? Yeah, hope you were the first round.
Start the clock now.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
The Carolina blank heels you uh you put cremated remains
into one of these and a mini blank. It's a
big car a mini kids. Yep, you didn't lose you what.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
One you you?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
You ride in this plane? A blank plane? It is
a big gorilla another name for a big gorilla.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
For the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Followed that six six to do eleven.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We's over and Nick, good game, boys, Nick will give
you another shot down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Buddy. All right, John Boy, thank you. Fucking give a
shout out? Yeah, man, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I just want to say, uh, good morning to my
wife Tanya and my daughter. Bellow, all right, I just
want to say good morning for this radio shown all right, Nick,
appreciate you and you're just moving around Mobile with a
big show. You Hang on, buddy, Jackie, Well I won't no,
never mind, hang up, boy. I was trying to give
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him Wester's prize pack. Alight, Nick, I'll give you another
shot down the road, Buddy, wes up in Lynchburg. You
get the big old prize pack for your victory.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
May a good game. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Please do?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I don't have a wife anymore, so I'm just gonna
shout out to all my friends in Lynchburg.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Everybody I worked with and everybody i'll play with. We
is bragging, good morning. I got the big show on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Big request time love this time of the day right
around here, Monday through Friday. Something you'd like to hear.
Hit us up on the John Boy Miller Facebook page.
We got Josh Taylor out of Cottonwood, Alabama. Joshays, guys,
love it when you have you a pr man, Andy
Taylor own, I requested that you got it. Josh coming
up next.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Biby Quinz, John Thy Im from Josh Taylor out of Cottonwood, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Appreciate you, Josh.
Speaker 12 (29:00):
Well, good morning there fellers. Hey Jackie, how are you.
How y'all doing this fine morning? Oh and speaking of
fine mornings, I come down the stairs this past Saturday morning.
My wife hands me the newspaper. She says, you, boy
has got some front page coverage here. I don't mind
telling you when she says that, I get a mite nervous,
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especially when I seen the headline A wistful but witty
thief looks back.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Now Friday being payday.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
All I could think was well, long, John Boy has
finally decided to retire, and I read the first part
of the story says here, on the morning of his
final day working for Luma's Fargo in company, David Scott
Gant kissed his sleeping wife, hopped in his pickup truck,
and turned his radio to the John Boy and Billy show.
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The song he recalls a hearing take the money and run,
and I reckon he did.
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There.
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It is right there in black and white, prove positive
at this Loomis Fargo bunch was fans of the big ship,
as if their skills at managing money wasn't enough of it. Tim,
But you know what, the way this feller from the
newspaper is a telling it, it almost sounds like he's
trying to blame y'all for it, or something like you
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some kind of pied pipers for the white trash underworld set.
I don't want to say what this idea is full of,
but well, if you dump a load of it in
your garden, it'll bring up some pretty good sized demeters
in a couple of works. After all, y'all just doing
what y'all do, trying to get folks ready to meet
the days. Of course, most folks who listen to y'all
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shows on the way to work at the mall, or
it's the car lot, or maybe a nice office somewhere.
This fella's planned for the day just happen to be
running off with seventeen million dollars that didn't exactly belong
to him. We can't nobody hold y'all lible for folks
do with all that nervous energy you're feeling full of.
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And it ain't cause of that loud rackety music you
play neither. It's here acting out the song things. See,
this is something that ain't never happened before. I mean
except for maybe that one Friday. Remember that fella that
decided he didn't want to work and stayed home and
banged on the drum all day. I hear you, boys,
is also getting mentioned on one of them America's Stupidest
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Wounded Criminals program.
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Well, now your mama's must be just busting with pride
on that.
Speaker 12 (31:36):
And that big chunky fella that helps y'all with the
playhouse on Fridays, Why he's a playing the leader of
the gang right there on TV, Yes, sir, he is,
and he's a wearing one of y'all's T shirts. You
boys are going to be the center of attention at
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In case y'all missed it. That was what we call ironics.
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Because I'll be honest with you, sometimes I worry about
y'all hooking you wagging up to every jackass it comes
to walking back. You know, see it's here illumins Fargo game.
I bless their hearts. I don't know them personally. They
might have some real fine qualities, but they're about the
dumbest bunch of criminals I ever hear tell Us and
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love the Big Show. Like that little wormy fella on
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but considering the circumstances, y'all was kind of asking for
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Anymore?
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Am I stained plane? You signed bed night?
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Lou had a breastick in the deal? Is something coming high?
Some coming, Lou, haven't. I'm old and when I have
we I'm fan man and let posle and I rolling
nut rolling that end. I ain't got no blood, Basil.
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I just got them four lanes hard and reload way.
I don't wait else stands man me lett defense so
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See that trucks full of shiner bocking, long star, I
fan man man lit four.
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Rold and dust boiling.
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my head busts up both the golden spread under.
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My het bites and parate glide and gets some Southern
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a little so I'll ever get to heaven, that's by
getting speed up. Old Lady seventh.
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Warn a bread.
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Good morning makes shows on a radio.
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There we go, and now it's story time with your
host Carl Children's.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
M I'll be ill, don't mind.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
I brung Melinda with me, and you're gonna sit on
that stool over here yonder on account of her fate.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Hurting Heylenda gonna say, yeah, my fate he.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Told you.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
I remember John Boy talking about how he always wanted
a monkey that could hold onto this and that and whatnot.
It got me to thinking about another fella he would
plumb eat up with loving monkeys.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
His name was Tarzan. I can tell you about it.
Speaker 9 (06:08):
If yawed me too, Yeah, I'm going to anyway if
he polite, Well, what's upon a time over in the
jungle arm This little fella was raised up by monkeys.
I don't recollect how he wound up what happened to
his mom and daddy, But them monkeys they took over
the job.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
They'd done pretty good by him. They tried out a
passle of names on him.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Named like Ape Troe, Nerd Pokey from the Jungle, and
Wills van Pelt.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
They finally settled on Tarzan, who can't be talking.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
There weren't no teachers in the jungle over there, so
they homeschooled him Little Tarzan or two books mart but
he got all a's when he comes to vine swinging
and tree climbing and river swimming. He even made himself
a little outfit out of animal skin. It was just
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his little piece of hide in the back to cover
his bottom man a little piece in the front hide
his front. He never wore no wonder drawers with it.
Mister bill Cox said he was on a kind of
old in bananas. He gave him the skeets. Some folk
calls the diarrhea, and mister bill Cox CAUs it. So
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Tarzan there he growed up. He'd pretty much boss of
the jungle. He even figured out a way to stay
in touch with all the credits. This is back and
four folks had phone in their pocket all the time.
So when Tarzan wanted the critters to come running, he
just get up in the tree there and let go
of this hauler. Uh something like yet I can't do it.
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But Belinda got her pretty well.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
My fate her.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
That's pretty much.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Right out of money, except about the feet part. So
Tarzan got on with most of the Jungle credits. You
just go back to reading your romance novel arm. He
got on with all the cretits there. Once in a
while he had to kill one of them, sometimes so
(08:28):
as he could eat. Other times on account they got
out of line some ways or another and he needed
to send a message to the rest of them. He
weren't putting up with any shenanigans. That's how it is
in the Jungle air. He had a party, durn good life.
He'd go hunt with the lions in the morning, he'd
wander off summers with the elephants in the afternoon, and
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he'd stay out all night playing cards with the monkeys.
I reckon, it's pretty much paradise. That's when Jane showed up.
She and her daddy there come along on one of
them so far as no Tarzan, well, he fell plumb
in love with her. This is the first real woman
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he ever did see. Up till then, most of the
women in his world had tails and pooped in her hand.
But Jane was a pretty little thing, no bigger than
a squirrel monkey. She was still a woman, but afore
too long she started to complain about this, and that
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she didn't like sleeping on a tree limb. Some Tarzan
had to build her a treehouse. She didn't like to
eat so much meat. Some Tarzan had to wander off
summers picking greens and what not for her. She didn't
like him spending so much time with a credit, so
he stopped hunting with the lines and hiking with the elephants.
And without Tarzan hard night with the monkeys was never
(09:57):
the same. Tarzan even had a hard time running the jungle.
Every time he was out there cussing out some ruhin
over putting the native up a tree. Old Jane had screamed,
and Tarzan had the turntail and run and save her
from a snake or a big old spider or something.
Tarzan was plumb tucker out day and night. One day
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Jane told Tarzan, and she was getting homesick. They figured
this is gonna be his chance to get shit over
for a spell. But she wanted Tarzan to go with her,
so she told it him back to the big city.
Tarzan during there lost his mind. He didn't like wearing clothes.
Best learner wire them. Skeets became a problem when you
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drifted a suite. The only credits were dogs and cats.
They didn't count out to him like lions and a
monkey did. And the only thing had come running when
he did that yell was the police.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
And hip.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
For the life of him, he couldn't get to hang.
He used a fork and there weren't nothing to hunting either.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Oh Jane, she know things for going downhill. When she
come home one.
Speaker 9 (11:11):
Day found Tarzan field dressing the taxi cab he killed
out from the building. That old camp driver, and he
running around yelling, what's you kill my camp fur? What's
you kill my camp fur?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Well, sir, that was enough for Tarzan.
Speaker 9 (11:26):
He stowed away on a boat went back to the jungle,
where he lived happily ever after.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Moral of the story.
Speaker 9 (11:33):
Women at a party to look at sometimes, but there's
days when a fella just needs to spend time with
the monkeys. The end.
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Good Morning the big shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well, you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
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Good Morning.
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It's a big Shawl radio having a Birdday. On this
August twenty seven, he would be sharing one with pee Weee.
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He was shared Waller actor.
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Paul Rubens would have been seventy three years old today.
I've forgotten that Peeway passed.
Speaker 8 (13:09):
Yeah, a couple of years ago. There's a documentary you
ought to see.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
It's something that Peewe put together in the final days
of his life and he really wanted to show what
he really was like. And his final recording, which you'll
see in the documentary, was made the day before he
died Wow, where he was expressing so much regret about
having been called a pedophile.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
It hurt him so bad.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Well, great setup to this bit. You got to play there,
wellster buzz kill. Well those charges were different, all right,
so well oh hell.
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Laugh you bush.
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Gorning.
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You're just a kind of god. It's a house of
sin and just don't let down your floor. And see
we got in song and that's why he wasn't void.
It's been the weekend at pee Wee's jail house. Here's
a crazy real coming from pee Wee's head before in
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some hill can refermand he's got a couple of friends
for years. His sound makes JOm.
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A look you your.
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Cook, coul and baby jail house.
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Everything was filling Herry saw a movie.
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There was full of six and please.
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Started getting ready cano handy till the vice squad times
a freeze.
Speaker 6 (14:45):
You said you weren't TV.
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And your name was Winna Peewe, But mod is what
you mean.
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The Bourns came upon became a start run and.
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All the police went to a hugle scene.
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Che good morning. I got the big show on the
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Friend of me.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
I don't think when the MIC's going off he quit,
but no, it's been going on for the whole ten minutes.
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Come on, don't watch Pee Wee Die? Right, that'll be
funing what it's about.
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Happy.
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it ten minutes where right now of from the desk
and Taylor Tayman News says what to watch.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor Moran.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Take a peek at the box office and see what
people were watching in the theaters. Netflix has claimed its
first number one box office movie in its eighteen year
history with the animated musical K Pop Demon Hunters. Wow,
So there Netflix, Netflix, So they have the k Pop
Demon Hunters episodes on Netflix what they did was special
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sing along screenings and approximately seventeen little over seventeen hundred
theaters over the weekend.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
That doesn't sound painful, and that.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
That earned them the number one spot with eighteen million
pushing out weapons, which dropped to second place.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Is this like a kid thing?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, it's not like a rocky horror picture show thing
where adults get good.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Up that kind of thing. No, this just takes me
back to when the Hannah Montana movie came out and
I took my nieces to that.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
And just did yeah, there was.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
So what is this?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
What is this about?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's it's you know, the k pop is the Korean
pop music. It's very popular, very popular, and so these
are animated girl band k pop and they hunt demons
and so they also so the music is very popular.
And actually I heard through another tabloid that it's actually
there's some songs getting some airplay.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I hear if you kill a man you can opt
to go to this movie instead of prison.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Oh yeah, so that's what went on over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Progression from Buffy the Vampire s.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's music fantasy, you know
that kind of thing, all right. Third place went to
Freak You, Friday Freak or Friday Freakier. Fourth place went
to The Fantastic four First Step still hanging in there
at the top five and the Bad Guys too, the
other animated flick about the you know the criminals have
come out of out of retirement that came in number five.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
What about the new dog that he had like a
day before he got that was on Fixed.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
That's on your streaming service Netflix, Netflix.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Yeah, and parents, you know I would let your older
children see it, not necessarily for you. It's more the
adult swim type of genre.
Speaker 8 (18:52):
I wouldn't let a kid watch the trailer for it.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
They blurred things out streaming. Hey, y'all, Lucky Luck with
Love Meghan is in season two on Netflix? Is that?
Speaker 11 (19:03):
Like?
Speaker 9 (19:05):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:06):
No? And actually there was a there was a trailer
ever talking to Mindy calling from from the office.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Uh huh, and she was calling her.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Well, Meghan Markle, blah blah blah. She goes, it's funny
that you're still called to be Megan Mirkle because you know,
my last name is Sussex. Now, yeah, you'll see that.
You'll see so She's like, oh, yes, you know, I
need to have the same last name as my children
and it's just our nice little family.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah, so that's what's going on.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
So you can watch that sharing her tips about cooking.
Host The Terminal List Dark Wolf is on Prime Video.
Is that Chris Pratt series about the Terminal List, like
the Iraqi soldiers who were sick and he's trying to
solve the mystery about it.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Did I lose you on that? Anyway?
Speaker 5 (19:53):
This is the prequel and you learn a little bit
more about some of the players. So Terminal List, Dark
Wolf and uh Katrina come Hell in high Water. It's
a documentary on Netflix of course twenty years twenty years, wow,
twenty years and so they catch up with the survivors
and reflect on everything that went down during that in
Theaters the Roses with Benedict Cumberbatch, Olivia Coleman, Alison Jenny
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Kip McKinnon, Andy Samberg.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
And it is the remake of War of the Roses.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Oh, I actually went to Hollywood for the premiere of that.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Do you do an interview?
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Yeah, a really good one. Now you're missing a really
big one. He will watch Mission Impossible debuted on streaming
for paramounts.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Oh I did miss that one?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Yeah, oh right, yeah, and it's good. We watched it.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's very good. I watch Tom Coz jump off out
of aircraft.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Care what more death defined things can he do? I
think you should hang it up out this one.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Later he's like a twenty eight year old.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Well, that could do it. That could do it. I mean,
once you've jumped from an airplane with a parachute on fire.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You pretty well.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
I can imagine the insurance on that dude jump into
a volcano. Next, let's see what else is coming out.
Caught Stealing crime thriller.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ing, Yes, what is that about that?
Speaker 5 (21:14):
It's about a former baseball player who finds himself immersed
in the criminal underworld of New York.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, caught stealing?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, and uh yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
And then this one looks funny. The Toxic Avenger has
Peter Dinklage, Kevin Bacon, and Elijah Wood in it, and
it's about a janitor who is the lead Peter a
little yes, oh yeah, and in Elf he was in
Elf as well, and uh yeah. So the janitor gets
doused with some chemical and he now he becomes the
Toxic Avenger. Beats people up with this mob nice.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
Like that.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Toxic is his name?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
All right, yeah, thank you very much. Well, let's get
us a winner. Let's play wordy word. All right, there
we go one eight hundred, big show you told free
Lone'll get a couple of contestants saying play next.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Run
into your Wednesday, August twenty seven. Feature track Gonna make
show good box.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Dom severed we we news serch for keyword severed we
weed e jim it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Make sure you know where you are when you're searching.
And right now, that's play.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Any word, that'll word, any word. Let's meet our contestants.
We got Nicked from Mobile, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Good morning, Nick, Good morning John Boy. He no body
and let's welcome West out of Lynchburg, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Good morning West, Oh, good morning to you guy. Hey man.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, Nick is west from Virginia. Wes, there's Nick
down Alabama. We're gonna play two rounds worthy word. It'll
be John Boy and Nick Tater and Wes. All right,
all right, boys, well Wes, you and Marcy relax here.
Let's see me and Nick, give you something to shoot
for here, boys the word tablet this morning?
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Three letter words more three letter words? All right, so
you get that in your head. Hopefully it'll help. Nick.
Are you ready, my boy? Yes, sir, okay, then all right,
Rain you ready over there? All right?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Starting to clock now? Another word for a taxi cap
uh huh of the hoover blank it holds back water?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
Damn?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, where's my big blank? A brown paper what.
Speaker 9 (24:05):
Bag?
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (24:06):
You take blank and fire? You blank your gun before
you fire at the target. You blunt you what at
the target?
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
You hear out of one of your ear at a boy.
So that was a five on the board. All right,
tater and West for your round one?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
You ready West? I think so okay, let's see ready go.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
The space in between two front teeth is called a
what Yeah this You put this in your drink to
make it cold.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Ice. You stay at this hotel.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
The holiday blank, and you have a ceiling blank and
it puts wind on you a ceiling and yam, you
put this into your car unleady, unleaded.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yah dad, you instead of jelly, you eat this.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Jam jam all.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Right, jam jam to take the lead by one okay,
that's six to five of the round one.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
All right, Nick, here's where we pyle on, buddy. Are
you ready? Yes, sir, John Boy, Okay, start the clock now.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
A stripper will give you a blank dance yeah, okay,
I'm gonna lay down and take a short now.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay. It was like two blanks in a pod.
Speaker 12 (25:37):
Peace.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yes, okay, oh you own the blank? I mean you
gotta give me a w piece of cloth to check
my oil. It's what drop the frock yesh you touch me?
We're playing a game of uh huh? What kind of
beer do you have on.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
Top?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Bam one that way to jump in there?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Put a six on that five and eleven score? Okay,
Tator and West.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
We got a game here.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Five will tie and force over time. Six will win
you ready, West? Yeah, hope you were the first round.
Start the clock now.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
The Carolina blank heels you uh you put cremated remains
into one of these and a mini blank. It's a
big car a mini kids. Yep, you didn't lose you what.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
One you you?
Speaker 5 (26:39):
You ride in this plane? A blank plane? It is
a big gorilla another name for a big gorilla.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
For the wind.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Followed that six six to do eleven.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
We's over and Nick, good game, boys, Nick will give
you another shot down the road.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Buddy. All right, John Boy, thank you. Fucking give a
shout out? Yeah, man, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I just want to say, uh, good morning to my
wife Tanya and my daughter. Bellow, all right, I just
want to say good morning for this radio shown all right, Nick,
appreciate you and you're just moving around Mobile with a
big show. You Hang on, buddy, Jackie, Well I won't no,
never mind, hang up, boy. I was trying to give
(27:33):
him Wester's prize pack. Alight, Nick, I'll give you another
shot down the road, Buddy, wes up in Lynchburg. You
get the big old prize pack for your victory.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
May a good game. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Please do?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
I don't have a wife anymore, so I'm just gonna
shout out to all my friends in Lynchburg.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Everybody I worked with and everybody i'll play with. We
is bragging, good morning. I got the big show on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Big request time love this time of the day right
around here, Monday through Friday. Something you'd like to hear.
Hit us up on the John Boy Miller Facebook page.
We got Josh Taylor out of Cottonwood, Alabama. Joshays, guys,
love it when you have you a pr man, Andy
Taylor own, I requested that you got it. Josh coming
up next.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Biby Quinz, John Thy Im from Josh Taylor out of Cottonwood, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Appreciate you, Josh.
Speaker 12 (29:00):
Well, good morning there fellers. Hey Jackie, how are you.
How y'all doing this fine morning? Oh and speaking of
fine mornings, I come down the stairs this past Saturday morning.
My wife hands me the newspaper. She says, you, boy
has got some front page coverage here. I don't mind
telling you when she says that, I get a mite nervous,
(29:22):
especially when I seen the headline A wistful but witty
thief looks back.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Now Friday being payday.
Speaker 12 (29:31):
All I could think was well, long, John Boy has
finally decided to retire, and I read the first part
of the story says here, on the morning of his
final day working for Luma's Fargo in company, David Scott
Gant kissed his sleeping wife, hopped in his pickup truck,
and turned his radio to the John Boy and Billy show.
(29:53):
The song he recalls a hearing take the money and run,
and I reckon he did.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
There.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
It is right there in black and white, prove positive
at this Loomis Fargo bunch was fans of the big ship,
as if their skills at managing money wasn't enough of it. Tim,
But you know what, the way this feller from the
newspaper is a telling it, it almost sounds like he's
trying to blame y'all for it, or something like you
(30:22):
some kind of pied pipers for the white trash underworld set.
I don't want to say what this idea is full of,
but well, if you dump a load of it in
your garden, it'll bring up some pretty good sized demeters
in a couple of works. After all, y'all just doing
what y'all do, trying to get folks ready to meet
the days. Of course, most folks who listen to y'all
(30:44):
shows on the way to work at the mall, or
it's the car lot, or maybe a nice office somewhere.
This fella's planned for the day just happen to be
running off with seventeen million dollars that didn't exactly belong
to him. We can't nobody hold y'all lible for folks
do with all that nervous energy you're feeling full of.
(31:05):
And it ain't cause of that loud rackety music you
play neither. It's here acting out the song things. See,
this is something that ain't never happened before. I mean
except for maybe that one Friday. Remember that fella that
decided he didn't want to work and stayed home and
banged on the drum all day. I hear you, boys,
is also getting mentioned on one of them America's Stupidest
(31:28):
Wounded Criminals program.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Well, now your mama's must be just busting with pride
on that.
Speaker 12 (31:36):
And that big chunky fella that helps y'all with the
playhouse on Fridays, Why he's a playing the leader of
the gang right there on TV, Yes, sir, he is,
and he's a wearing one of y'all's T shirts. You
boys are going to be the center of attention at
the family picnic this year, Yes, sir, you surely are.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
In case y'all missed it. That was what we call ironics.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Because I'll be honest with you, sometimes I worry about
y'all hooking you wagging up to every jackass it comes
to walking back. You know, see it's here illumins Fargo game.
I bless their hearts. I don't know them personally. They
might have some real fine qualities, but they're about the
dumbest bunch of criminals I ever hear tell Us and
(32:21):
here y'all are puffing your chest out about how they
love the Big Show. Like that little wormy fella on
Saturday Night Live used to say, it's called a clue,
look into it now to these fellas from the Armored
Car Robbery. I hated to call y'all a name like that,
but considering the circumstances, y'all was kind of asking for
(32:42):
them and then closing, I'll just say the same thing
to you that I want to say to John Boy
and Billy and the people on the show.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Here y'all lack like he got some smart.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Taylor.
Speaker 13 (32:57):
Yes, I.
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Good morning. There's a Big Show on the radio. It
is our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box
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Speaker 13 (34:00):
It's time for another edition of Severed Penis News, Severed
penis orders cleaned from newspapers of our services across America
and sitting by you, Mabel Johmibilly listener, don't mind springing
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Speaker 1 (34:15):
Go a little bit.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
Alrighty then.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Kula Lumpur, Malaysia, the Malaysian man whose wife severed his
penis while he slept, said she acted accidentally while.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Dreaming of strangling him. It must be a short ball.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Whooh.
Speaker 13 (34:40):
Hassan Abdullah, forty one, recovering in the hospital in Malaysia's
easter in the Klinton State, said he would not take
legal action against his wife because it was an accident.
When I woke up, I called my wife, but she
was quiet, Hassan, a food seller, said of the incident
hot Dog. He said that only after calling her name
(35:04):
several times did she wake up and tell him she
had dreamed of strangling him. Hassan said he didn't realized
his wife had cut him with a knife while she dreamed,
but did not explain why she wanted to strangle him
or how the dream could have led to her severing
his wee wei.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
Uh huh.
Speaker 13 (35:19):
He said he expected to live a healthy and normal
life after doctors took four hours to reattach these severed
and the genies.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
The doctor said, would you settle for a healthy life?
I don't think you're ever going to be normal again?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
How nose to her?
Speaker 13 (35:34):
The wife who came with that excuse, I was dreaming,
I was stranged or just got oh, okay, that's a
logical and the other severed penis News Bangkok, Thailand, Where
else would he be from? Police were looking today for
a woman accused of drugging her husband and cutting off
his we wei and then reportedly sending it aloft attached
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to a bunch.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Of bood no style points impressive.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Oh.
Speaker 13 (36:05):
Pray Yun Ecklang, a forty seven year old taxi driver
in the northeastern city of Mackhorn retch Asthma, was hospitalized
Saturday after trying in vain to catch his wife when.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
She ran with his penis. Oh she ran with it?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Yes, I heard him, got your nose? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 13 (36:22):
Prayune two sleeping pills that his wife told him were
allergy medicine. Later, he awoke to intense pain in his
groin area and saw his wife holding a knife in
one hand and his wee.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Wii in the other.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now, where were the balloons?
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Then?
Speaker 13 (36:38):
Local newspapers reported as she attached his penie to a
bunch of balloons and released them into the sky.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
He said, but you know it took four.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Oh oh right.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
Cases of Thai wives retaliating against philandering husbands by cutting
off their sexual organs are not rare in Thailand. One
result is that Todd doctors have pioneered techniques for reattaching
cigar Man.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
They even have a thing in the emergency room. Okay,
we got a number seven.
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