May 28, 2025 • 39 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has her latest edition of TaterTainment News.. - We’ve give Hayseed Dixie’s BBQ Song a spin.. - Astronerd has more of his relationship jokes.. - Mark Packard checks in with a pretty major announcement - and an update on college sports.. - Lipless says he needs work - at least we think that’s what he said.. - and Gary Busey floats an idea for a musical base on the movie, Jaws…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Spiggy, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We were sitting in the Yello Roads one afternoon and
somebody came up with the idea, Well, if you had
to be gay and you could only date someone of
the same section as you were, who would you pick?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fantasy? The name of your place already sounds like a
gay bar.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And so far you've been the only gay guy.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Really, what about your son?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But my wife Betty picks Michelle Piffer, and I thought
that's real nice, a good visual.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Off the wall.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Johnny comes with Raleo and I've seen rale and ever show.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've watched the three which come.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's story, Dan, I've learned something today I did not know.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Take it later.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
No, no, no, no, don't play long, okay, Randy, who
would you pick?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:04):
I know, see that's something if another man asked you,
you think about it for a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You don't come right out with raind.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
You don't make it look like you've already put some
thought in.
Speaker 9 (01:16):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's the thing you gotta right now, right now.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Name somebody, No, come ones, he names somebody Bradshaw, No,
not b Harrison Forrison for Randy and Harrison Ford all right, Billy, sure,
Harrison Ford.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, tell them what about you?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Well, for the sake of humor, after this morning, everybody
will think I'm gonna say like Jackie Chan, but wouldn't
been my first pick. We we have to be gay,
and we got to spend like forever in a prison.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Sound no no, I.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Mean, just don't don't make it any scarier than it
already is.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Just don't think about it.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Just I have to hang out with somebody who I
think is extremely cool. Uh. You know, if you're going
to turn gay, you know, at least me with somebody cool.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Don't go with link from the mod spot.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
If I had to do it, I'd say Sam Elliott.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, Sam Elliott, we gotta have some some dialogue.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, you know, the presence out for life with a gag.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
He's checking you out there.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Don't want to hold me, amigo.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
There me go.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
For Sam Elliott.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Oh man, all right, Danny on the coast of somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm taking. I'm going with Gilligan.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
No hot, I.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Don't know where one of Randa's favorite. I don't do
what it is. Alright, Well, let's play beat the Blonde.
We got girls and everything here. What a hundred bigs show?
You told free line. We'll get a good dozen and
play next Good Wednesday morning, there's a big show on
(04:04):
the radio. In our feature track from the Big Show
Bedbox the Diary of Gary Busey, an entry entitled Jaws
the Musical What be you see up to now? There's
her keywords, Jaws. When you hit the Big Box over
ten thousand tracks to choose from nine to nine, siss,
(04:25):
you get fifteen tractions nine, nine and nine is there
at the Big Show dot com? And that flame flows
it up big da blah. We got Ethan from Knoxville, Tennessee.
What's up, Old Rocky Top? Ethan?
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Up?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man? How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (04:47):
Good?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Body? Welcome?
Speaker 9 (04:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You know we'll do Ethan. We'll ask Tatter some questions.
She will answer you agree or disagree, Get two bells
for two buzzers, and you win the gold bull snot bag.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
All right?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Ah, you do that date, sir?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Which animal can survive longer without water? Rats or camels?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Sad thing is one of them had to die trying
to find out. This is going to sound weird to you,
but rats.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That sounds weird to me too. Rats Ethan, agree or disagree? Disagree,
and that was the thing to do. You camels, of
course camels. You see their humps, they're right out there
and where everybody can say, and you ought to be
familiar with that.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I don't have water, okay, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Thanks to how they store water in their fat, they
can go one or two weeks without drinking. Most rats
will die within four days.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Why don't we just like.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
All of them? Yeah, that's over, fine, let it go.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Then there's a mail for Ethan all right, one morning,
gonna win it? Taylor? Which is taller the the Eiffel
Tower or the Statue of Liberty?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Well, I do know lady Liberty has a bigger bra,
so that's that's what she's got going for. No, you know,
the French is going to make their Eiffel Tower bigger
than the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
So the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That Liberty envy they have over there came from the French. Hey,
it sure did. Now we're all confused.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
So I'm saying the Eiffel Tower is taller.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, even do you agree or disagree with the Eiffel Tower?
And that was all right one dollars where the bullsnot
even headed the Knoxville for your body gratulations.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Hell yeah, thank you, good time.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Man. All right, man, don't go nowhere for the next
twenty minutes. Go ahead, says where are you are? Because
we got as there was some wife jokes.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
It might be a beaten coming up on the other side.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Alright,
he's back with some new material. Please stay tuned anyway
and we'll all suffer along together. Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your headliner joke nerd with with.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
What's the HAPs my nestiles and I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Gonna try the urban comic thing? Are you no seet?
Speaker 8 (08:22):
John Boy?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word, damn play
a well done? AnyWho, Hey, folks, it's great to be here.
I gotta go somewhere. Yeah, my marriage is on the
(08:46):
rocks again. My wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
That timing was spot on. A friend asked me why
my wife and I fight all the time. I said,
I don't know. She never tells me a little late.
You know, I thought I married miss right. I just
didn't know.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
Her first name was always Fast.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Is all the money? Keep with that?
Speaker 12 (09:16):
I guess it's not all her fault, you know. She
asked me, will you still love me when my hair
is gray? I said, why not? I've made it through
the other forty three colors.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Friends say you should take her out more. No thanks.
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden. Shut up, I know what
I said.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
That's where comedy comes from, John, when there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist now? She's all always trying to
change me. She says, you need to get in touch
(10:02):
with your feminine side. So I wrecked the car, Hio.
I've always managed to keep my trim figure over the years.
I wish I could say the same for my wife.
When she said she believed in love at first sight,
I didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu
and we go. You know, I took my wife to
(10:23):
the Super Bowl once she brought a spoon.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
My wife's got some Thank you. My wife's got.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
So many double chins it looks like she's looking at
you over a stack of pancakes.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Shut up, Peter, I thought you're on my side. I'm
not saying my wife is fat.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
But when we go to the opera, no one will
leave until she's saying, because it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Over until uh so is this year?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Wife said, No, this just my warm up. I got
like twenty minutes of the church bulletin bloopers, this great stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm sure it might have been mailed the drums. I
had to try it. How about just give us your
best joke as a closer.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
That's tough, John boy, got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
Okay, there's these two non binary al bino aborigines that
are ordering a Chipotle. No, oh, wouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and pea's
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive?
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Fine, all right.
Speaker 12 (11:41):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians, and he said, I don't,
but they're so adorable when they're little. Said something that was,
are you Italian?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
No?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Now, what's your beat? I put a monkey in it
for you.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Damn it, damn play out? Well done, dayway, good morning.
(12:38):
It's a big Sean the radio, all things college sports
with a pac Man coming up in twenty minutes. Right now, Action.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
anus agitating edition of John Billy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Today's episode cow shopping.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
As our story opens, a father is taking his daughter
to shop for a new cow.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Dad, you just gonna take long? Why, honey, you got
something more important to do? Literally, anything is more important
than cow shopping.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I tell you, well, this is the old part of
life on the farm, honey, and these are valuable lessons
for you to learn. When I'm gone, you'll be taken over.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
What's wrong with the cow we've got? Well, Honey, Matilda's
getting older now and she's not giving milk like she
used to. It's time to put her out to pasture
to enjoy the rest of her life and let someone
else take over. I guess, old gal here, ain't she abute. Seriously, Dad,
a cow is a cow?
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Well, it's not true, not true at all. Let's check
her out here. Yeah, belly sounds good, cold, is regular,
her eyes clear. Let's look under the hood, under the hook,
go on and lift up her tail.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Not even if you ground me all, there ain't nothing
wrong with it here. Look grow, why are we doing
all of you?
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 12 (14:02):
I told jo honey, we have to give her the
once over to be sure that you're getting your money's worth.
And now the most important, let's check the utter. How
we go, nice and full and firm, pull on a
tit a bit. Now, this here is a good old cow, honey.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
What is it when the world is wrong?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Well, I show Mommy and your millman behind the bar
the other day.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
I think he's playing on Fire Hearts Cinema.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
How we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
I guess we'll be looking for another new cow.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
Tune in next time, when we'll hear the cheating wifes,
fly by Night divorce attorney.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
all big shows on your radio.
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to wake you up and get your blood pumping the
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
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Speaker 8 (15:23):
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Speaker 10 (15:28):
See what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
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grilling season a rise. So it as a pull cork
with grilling season. But is that like a pork butt?
But all this like your night. Let's just let's just
see what's what's only here? Dis your mama stopped, your daddy,
(16:25):
praise the Lord.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Let's get happy. Can you change the heat by all?
Tell us goll yess bet it's something to ball.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
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(17:27):
Big Shows on the radio. That pack of swag from
World Lawn mowers up for grabs when we play wordy
word here in minutes. But right now, all things college
sports were the pack man using it them on Tuesdays.
But when is a fluid situation coming out of the
Memorial Day weekend pack? Did you have a good Memorial
Day weekend? My buddy, I did.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
I thought that introduction a pack of swag. I'm like,
well that's a that's a new one, John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But it was a sponsor. Hey, that could be your
new nickname. Exactly run exactly. You know.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
That's you know, if I could walk down the hallway
and say, hey, honey, here comes the pack of swast.
You beat me up like the President of France getting
his face punched by his wife the other day on
the airplane.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh yeah, really beautiful.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
It is really classy there, good stuff, John boy I'm
here to tell you that since the last time we've
done this, little Dog and Pony, I announced my retirement
from ACC network. Yeah, so I beat you to the punch.
I was wondering if it was gonna be me or
you just started to go into the sunset. So I
(18:35):
beat you to the punch, big man. So I announced
this past week that after doing this nonsense for almost
what thirty years, it is time for me and missus
Packard got in the world and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Life a bit.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
So yeah, I about that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, congratulations Mark, Congratulations buddy Dog on another one. Done
beat me to it? So does this mean? Man said,
were you still touch base? Whether it's every once in
a while?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I mean when I listen,
when I savor time listen, you know me, I'm always
gonna be dazzling with like five hundred projects one way
or the other, but just doing the daily, everyday grind
of a daily show, whether it be radio for twenty
some odd years now with the ESPN for the last
six it was time and so again I'm gonna be
sixty sixty three this fall, and I'm like, you know what,
(19:25):
let's just go enjoy life.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
A little bit.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
So I decided that, hey, it's time, and so we
will do the TV show for a couple more weeks
for the conclusion of the College World Series. And when
that ends, and I mean missus, p are gonna go
chill out and going joy you life.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, that is awesome. That is awesome. Mark, congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, another one.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
You're carrying the torch, John Boy, That's all I can
tell you. You're carrying it. You can have the pack
of swag when you finally reach the finish line.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
I give his wife about three weeks before she tags
you in.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What a career.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
As much we've had fun, there's no doubt about it.
But I will tell you a beginning on Friday, you're
going to get the College World Series. At least the
Road to Omaha gets started. Sixty four teams. I got
announced on Monday on Memorial Day, and of course he
got the SEC's hosting eight of the regionals this weekend,
the ACC's hosting three. There's sixteen regionals around the country,
(20:33):
four teams in each one and double elimination every Winnsday
move on to next week to the double regional and
so again, I mean the super Regionals, so it should
be great again, it's always awesome three weeks when you
get into June and it's all about getting to Omaha
and we'll see what happens on that front. But the
number one overall seed is Vanderbilt, Texas is number two.
You're beloved tar Heels fresh off of winning the Houston
(20:54):
ste Championship over the weekend, the number five national seed.
So it should be good Toney again the best in
the country getting after and on the diamond. So it's
that time of the year.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
All right, Well, let's enjoy the weekend, buddy, So you
don't take off nowhere yet.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
We will catch up with you next week.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Bag. All right, man, you got it.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
If you retired, just let me know.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
And I know we're not.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You got it. You'll be second or third on the list.
I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Listen, I'm moving up in the world if I'm in
the top five of the jump Boy list.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
All right, fuck, thank you very much. Well you all
enjoy mark when you can on the A C C. Yeah,
oh good deal. Well let's play wordy word one eight
hundred big show. You told free Line we'll get a
gop of contestants. Play next, Good Morning, It's a Big
(22:09):
Show on the radio, Humming to your Home Day Wednesday,
May twenty eight, feature track for the Big Show, Big Box,
and then try into the diary of Gary Busey Jaws
the musical. There's your keywords, Jael said the bid box
at the Big Show dot comy right now.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
That's why I went to everybody's head, about the bed.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Where it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Let's lead the contestants. We got Travis from Richland's North Carolina.
Good morning, Travis, Hey, Hey morning, what's happening? You are
Travis John Bourne One Team.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
I feel like a mosquito or to do this?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Colly.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I know why I'm here, but I don't know where
to start.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, you ain't going right there, Travis, our guide you
through too. They hate a Steven at a front Royal, Virginia.
Good morning, Stephen, I mustage I'm by you, peeney hey man,
welcome all right, Greedy, all right, I'm gonna say that's
a that's a yoga word I learned you. All right,
(23:22):
all right, Well, peace on to you. There's peace on you, yes, Stephen,
so a Taya and Steven on One Team, John Boy
and Travis on the other. So let's see what happens
after two rounds, thirty second seats. All right, Steven, you relax, Travis,
are you ready? Ready?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
A right?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Words? Dealing with travel? Okay, that is the category travel
this morning, talking about packer getting ready to travel right
on time? Okay, alright, Travis, we're starting the clock now.
Speaker 10 (23:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They made Indians go live on a let's yeah. Uh
you you have this to get on the airplane. It's
two words. You got the ticket and then they give
you a blank blank, Yes it is. It is a pass.
But what is the first word? Two with a when
(24:22):
you yes? Uh huh? All right? What you call stewardesses
these days? Had a boy? Had a boy? All right, Travis?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
We put a three on that board right there? So
all right, Tater and Stephen there one they all right, Steven,
are you ready? Body?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, and go.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
You need to pack one of these and check it.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Yeah, but what is it called? You pack one? It's
a hard one. It's called a what a blank blank?
You pack it? And yes, and you roll it here
you go.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Okay, all right, this is what you call You can
take it with you inside the plane. You can take
it with you inside the plane. It's called a what
carry off? Yes, yes, this is you pack this to
go on the beach.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
You need to wear one.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
There is the buzzer. Okay, now y'all put a two
on the board. So Travis leeds three to two. Still
anybody's game? All right, Travis, me and you far second thirty.
Are you ready? Right, we're picking up on that last
one and go. No, you wear one of these in
the ocean. What two words? No? No, no briches. Okay,
(25:46):
you are the blank of the party. It's your party,
so you are you are the what? Yes? Uh huh
Gilligan's blank. Yes, you are not a local. You are
a another word for to, another word for a tours.
You're just you're just checking it out.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
You're just a.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
In church, all right, good work travels with a visitor
and the buzzer four on the three A seven score.
So Stephen and Tata five will tie thist thing in
force overtime. We need all you need, Steven, Are you ready, buddy,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Cruises will sail from a blank of call. You. You
might have this seat at the window you look out
onto the what yep, you you blank a bag you
put all your stuff in it.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Blank A bag back a bag you you might you have.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
To get some of this. State Farm is a company
that sells this. Yes, you you have this on top
of your car. It carries all your suitcases. It's called
a blank another name for roof rack. It carries your bags.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh, if he would have said luggage racked, you would
a time. That is six Travis Whims seven to six.
Winn name wordy word.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
We had him.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
The game, the game.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Time listener. Right well, Stavin in front roll. You can
try again anytime, buddy, you were close. We appreciate you can.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I give a shout.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Out, yes, sir, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Ninety nine three the Fox Radio Station Winchester, Virginia for
bringing the big show to the valley for the past
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Awesome, Steven, you got it man. We'll catch you down
the road. Steven, beautiful front roll and Travis, look at
you over in Richland's getting ready for your world long
swag a pack, I mean pack of swag, swag swag away.
(27:55):
Let me go. Yeah, longtime caller, longtime caller, first time listener,
I mean for the first time.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Home.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
We know what you mean, don't know where to start.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
See still with that colony over there, let's give a
big let's give a big shout out to my shoot
the club over here down here rich Lands the compound.
Speaker 11 (28:17):
We just uh send her a boy to Nationals and
he won.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Wow, mister Tanner, right, awesome Nationals. All right, good word,
I'm on them.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
Dial in down here.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Man, it's making the dial in. I want you to
keep you on the John Wone mill and Facebook page.
I don't know what the what the deal is, I
can but we did some nighttime coyote hunting. You want
to see a shot there. I want you to check
out out, Travis. I appreciate your boys.
Speaker 14 (28:44):
We'll check that out.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
We got some night shooters over here.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Marsox shows up a lot of jar heads that come
down and play with us.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Awesome, man, you ain't never seen such a thing. We
appreciate you all over there, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
You keep us jumping God, Travis, appreciate you. Hang on
Jackie the hood. Yeah, good morning. Got a big show
on the radio. Time for They requested Bill of the Morning,
John Dixon out of Gary, West Virginia. John says, just
want to say, John boyn bill A big show was
the only morning show that.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
I ensure.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
We'll thank you, John Dixon will do your request of
your boy Lipless coming up next Good morning, and it's
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You're gonna go here. I ain't take too much of time.
Hey y'all, hoy hey, really this is uh lipless hot
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tel you I gonna call? I know, oh hooey a
hoy Litless Now what now? What's your name? Litless? Litless?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Lipless?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh liftless on? Lips don't touch when I talk? I
don't know what's never had you hang out? Lips not touching?
Want to talk?
Speaker 8 (30:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What what'd you say? He said?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Is because his lips don't touch when you talk?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh nice to Mesia Lipless. Actually I ain't distinguishing teacher though,
I don't know what do you notice? Kind of walleye?
Kind of what wall eyed all wall eye Walleye. I
want to call it. I already got a he was
calling that got another OI call roue high because one
eye looks up and one looks down. No, h here's
all working construction. One day we're gonna fly roof. Well,
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don't hear the right now? Actually condor out in cock eye.
We already had a what to call cock eye. We
couldn't call out. I got a halo Hong Kong. What
he got right eye hood out with a cock clot.
That's why I called him cock I got his.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Right eye got put out at a cock fire.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, what can we.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Do for you?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Actually, I'm calling to look who work horse? Had arch
on down here? Siggar? You old shirt or anything I
could do. I've done lots of different things. I got
let go of my last gall I'm joll right now.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
What what were you doing.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Working in Burger King? Where Burger king? What did he say?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Burger King?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
But burger to work in a dry food Honda doesn't
work out, he will cutting under stair with our shing
party to D want let go t D afternoon hard
and hard to train ee? He is what hard and
harsh ran I was hiding.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
He was He was hired and fired the same day
and fired.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Assume you tinkle up. But I don't know. I figure
you feeling God know who you're trying to get there?
Hoysh on you crow. I'm willing to do Hanson. You
known't a girl of lock room talking to young Slane.
I do anything do Wow, I'm working throng here. You'll work, y'all.
You don't show of rock some stuff? Are you? I
know a hunch of jokes. You got a hunch of joke.
(32:13):
You got a bunch.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Of jokes, A bunch of jokes?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well you're own? How are you all right?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
No answer? He is hascinate. The answer is half a
lasinate hascinate, fascinate, fascinating. Try okay, answer, Okay, here's the question.
All right? What can John Hoy do? Well, he'll hire
a non things.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
What what can John Boy do with a pair of
nine button jeans?
Speaker 9 (32:38):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I wrote one? Show down. I'll leave it right here?
Will you? You let me know?
Speaker 14 (32:44):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
The hell?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I'll let it.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Let him know if he can help us out.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
How do you do that?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
How do you understand it?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You for fifteen years?
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Anyway?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
I got it?
Speaker 10 (32:54):
Run here?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
You are we going to see Goober later on.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, yeah, well you tell, I said, huh, alright, well
you know what you mean, the held on tongue, Well,
why aren't you trying to hold on? Now? Y'all can
straight off her on her.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Y'all keep them straight.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. This entry until
the Diary of Gary Busey at the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com keywords jaws.
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Dear Diary. This is Gary Baucy Man Diary. This has
been a week through the time. Capsule old crazy Frankie
and I was at the Jack in the Box on
Wilshire Boulevard yesterday now on a Jumbo Jack when some
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homeless guy decided to drop a deuce on the hood
of my Vintage Pacer. I run out there to stop him.
About that time, the manager come out and asked me
why I was causing a stink. I told him I
didn't cause a stink. Old Benny the bum there was
the one that did.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
That.
Speaker 14 (34:29):
Homeless guy apologized and I accepted. Hell, who hadn't been
a fresh biscuit on someone's car before? I was about
to let it slide when the manager looked at my
car and said that God did you a favor, Darry.
I knew it's not like me, but I got a
little loud beauty style. Yeah, lots of teeth and spit
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flying and veins popping out of my head like strings
really popped. A gaskin. Manager had one of the fry
cooks come out and hose that button muffin off my hood,
and I got free food for life.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Jackpot.
Speaker 14 (35:14):
Going back over there tomorrow, see if I could find
that homeless dude and get him to follow me over
to the Sizzler. Well Diary, it's finally happening. Gary Busey
is headed to Broadway. That's right, I just finished the
script for the next big smash hit, the star studded
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musical stage version of Jaws. The Great White Way is
about to be invaded by the Great White Shark. Been
working on this rascal for about six weeks now. I
hated it took that long, but now you're ready to go.
I got to be the dreamcast to true professionals. I'm
gonna play Chief Brody. Randy Quaid is playing Quint and
(36:00):
I lucked out and got Andy Dick to play Matt Hooper.
And here's the best part. I got a ringer for
Old Jaws hisself, Nathan Lane. When he gets out there
and starts a prancing around the nut shark costume singing
about eating everybody. I think the audience is gonna love it.
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It's gonna be a race between the cast and the
audience to see who wants to kill the shark first.
And the songs are fantastic. Hats off to my buddy
weird Al yankovin he hooked me up with his cousin,
Frankie Yankovic.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Brother.
Speaker 14 (36:38):
You ain't lived till you heard the Jaws theme played
on an accordion. It's breathtaking. Well, Diary, things are jamming
on the romantic front. They got a real special lady
in my life. I ain't really met her yet. I
don't know her real name. She makes my heart flop
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around like a hooked micro. I call her BBG Big
Bat Girl. From behind, she looks like a Ken Moore
side by side. Now, I'll be honest and I'll say
from the front she that hot.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
But you know how I roll.
Speaker 14 (37:22):
Diary, I ain't gonna be looking at that side of
her too often anyhow, Man, I dig this helfen I
like a girl. You can take to the rodeo and
either sit in the stands with her or take her
down to the floor, chase her on horseback, lasso and
hog tire, and take on some gold On the downside.
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I reckon she'd probably a little high maintenance in the
feedback department. Maybe I can get that homeless guy to
meet me over in old Country buffet.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Well diary.
Speaker 14 (37:58):
I gotta add on down to the DMV and take
my road tests to get my motorcycle license again. It's
funny thing every time I go down there, the guy
that's supposed to do the ride along with me turns
out to either be on vacation or another relative day.
Poor fella. Hope his luck changes. First, Crazy Frankie and me,
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you headed up the roof. Take a squirt until next time.
X's and O's love Gary Bucy.
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Speaker 9 (39:05):
H
Spiggy, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
We were sitting in the Yello Roads one afternoon and
somebody came up with the idea, Well, if you had
to be gay and you could only date someone of
the same section as you were, who would you pick?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Fantasy? The name of your place already sounds like a
gay bar.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And so far you've been the only gay guy.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Really, what about your son?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
But my wife Betty picks Michelle Piffer, and I thought
that's real nice, a good visual.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Off the wall.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Johnny comes with Raleo and I've seen rale and ever show.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I've watched the three which come.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
That's story, Dan, I've learned something today I did not know.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Take it later.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
No, no, no, no, don't play long, okay, Randy, who
would you pick?
Speaker 6 (01:04):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (01:04):
I know, see that's something if another man asked you,
you think about it for a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You don't come right out with raind.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
You don't make it look like you've already put some
thought in.
Speaker 9 (01:16):
That.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's the thing you gotta right now, right now.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Name somebody, No, come ones, he names somebody Bradshaw, No,
not b Harrison Forrison for Randy and Harrison Ford all right, Billy, sure,
Harrison Ford.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, tell them what about you?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Well, for the sake of humor, after this morning, everybody
will think I'm gonna say like Jackie Chan, but wouldn't
been my first pick. We we have to be gay,
and we got to spend like forever in a prison.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Sound no no, I.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Mean, just don't don't make it any scarier than it
already is.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Just don't think about it.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Just I have to hang out with somebody who I
think is extremely cool. Uh. You know, if you're going
to turn gay, you know, at least me with somebody cool.
Speaker 8 (02:13):
Don't go with link from the mod spot.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
If I had to do it, I'd say Sam Elliott.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, Sam Elliott, we gotta have some some dialogue.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well, you know, the presence out for life with a gag.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
He's checking you out there.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Don't want to hold me, amigo.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
There me go.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
For Sam Elliott.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Oh man, all right, Danny on the coast of somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm taking. I'm going with Gilligan.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
No hot, I.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Don't know where one of Randa's favorite. I don't do
what it is. Alright, Well, let's play beat the Blonde.
We got girls and everything here. What a hundred bigs show?
You told free line. We'll get a good dozen and
play next Good Wednesday morning, there's a big show on
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the radio. In our feature track from the Big Show
Bedbox the Diary of Gary Busey, an entry entitled Jaws
the Musical What be you see up to now? There's
her keywords, Jaws. When you hit the Big Box over
ten thousand tracks to choose from nine to nine, siss,
(04:25):
you get fifteen tractions nine, nine and nine is there
at the Big Show dot com? And that flame flows
it up big da blah. We got Ethan from Knoxville, Tennessee.
What's up, Old Rocky Top? Ethan?
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Up?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Man? How are you doing?
Speaker 11 (04:47):
Good?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Body? Welcome?
Speaker 9 (04:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
You know we'll do Ethan. We'll ask Tatter some questions.
She will answer you agree or disagree, Get two bells
for two buzzers, and you win the gold bull snot bag.
Speaker 11 (05:02):
All right?
Speaker 8 (05:03):
Ah, you do that date, sir?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Which animal can survive longer without water? Rats or camels?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Sad thing is one of them had to die trying
to find out. This is going to sound weird to you,
but rats.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
That sounds weird to me too. Rats Ethan, agree or disagree? Disagree,
and that was the thing to do. You camels, of
course camels. You see their humps, they're right out there
and where everybody can say, and you ought to be
familiar with that.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
I don't have water, okay, you know.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Thanks to how they store water in their fat, they
can go one or two weeks without drinking. Most rats
will die within four days.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Why don't we just like.
Speaker 8 (06:00):
All of them? Yeah, that's over, fine, let it go.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Then there's a mail for Ethan all right, one morning,
gonna win it? Taylor? Which is taller the the Eiffel
Tower or the Statue of Liberty?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
Well, I do know lady Liberty has a bigger bra,
so that's that's what she's got going for. No, you know,
the French is going to make their Eiffel Tower bigger
than the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
So the Eiffel Tower.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That Liberty envy they have over there came from the French. Hey,
it sure did. Now we're all confused.
Speaker 8 (06:42):
So I'm saying the Eiffel Tower is taller.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay, even do you agree or disagree with the Eiffel Tower?
And that was all right one dollars where the bullsnot
even headed the Knoxville for your body gratulations.
Speaker 12 (07:05):
Hell yeah, thank you, good time.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Man. All right, man, don't go nowhere for the next
twenty minutes. Go ahead, says where are you are? Because
we got as there was some wife jokes.
Speaker 11 (07:21):
It might be a beaten coming up on the other side.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Alright,
he's back with some new material. Please stay tuned anyway
and we'll all suffer along together. Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome your headliner joke nerd with with.
Speaker 8 (08:16):
What's the HAPs my nestiles and I'm.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Gonna try the urban comic thing? Are you no seet?
Speaker 8 (08:22):
John Boy?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
In the comedy business, you have to reach out to
the young people through the language they most easily understand.
I'm merely employing the lingo do shore word, damn play
a well done? AnyWho, Hey, folks, it's great to be here.
I gotta go somewhere. Yeah, my marriage is on the
(08:46):
rocks again. My wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Speaker 8 (08:52):
That timing was spot on. A friend asked me why
my wife and I fight all the time. I said,
I don't know. She never tells me a little late.
You know, I thought I married miss right. I just
didn't know.
Speaker 12 (09:09):
Her first name was always Fast.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Is all the money? Keep with that?
Speaker 12 (09:16):
I guess it's not all her fault, you know. She
asked me, will you still love me when my hair
is gray? I said, why not? I've made it through
the other forty three colors.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
Friends say you should take her out more. No thanks.
Going to a party with your wife is like going
fishing with a game warden. Shut up, I know what
I said.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's kind of true.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
That's where comedy comes from, John, when there's truth in it.
I live like I'm going back to my self. I
live like a medieval night. Every night I go to
sleep with a battle axe by my side. Did you
turn into a feminist now? She's all always trying to
change me. She says, you need to get in touch
(10:02):
with your feminine side. So I wrecked the car, Hio.
I've always managed to keep my trim figure over the years.
I wish I could say the same for my wife.
When she said she believed in love at first sight,
I didn't know she was talking about the dessert menu
and we go. You know, I took my wife to
(10:23):
the Super Bowl once she brought a spoon.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
My wife's got some Thank you. My wife's got.
Speaker 12 (10:38):
So many double chins it looks like she's looking at
you over a stack of pancakes.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Shut up, Peter, I thought you're on my side. I'm
not saying my wife is fat.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
But when we go to the opera, no one will
leave until she's saying, because it's not.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Over until uh so is this year?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Wife said, No, this just my warm up. I got
like twenty minutes of the church bulletin bloopers, this great stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm sure it might have been mailed the drums. I
had to try it. How about just give us your
best joke as a closer.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
That's tough, John boy, got so much rich material to
mine here.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
Okay, there's these two non binary al bino aborigines that
are ordering a Chipotle. No, oh, wouch, let's see here. Okay,
try this one. A communist goes into Starbucks and pea's
in the corner.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, don't you have anything that isn't offensive?
Speaker 8 (11:38):
Fine, all right.
Speaker 12 (11:41):
I was walking down the street with my friend and
there's an Italian organ grinder with a monkey, and my
friend puts a twenty dollars bill in his cup. I said, hey,
I thought you didn't like Italians, and he said, I don't,
but they're so adorable when they're little. Said something that was,
are you Italian?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
No?
Speaker 8 (12:02):
Now, what's your beat? I put a monkey in it
for you.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Damn it, damn play out? Well done, dayway, good morning.
(12:38):
It's a big Sean the radio, all things college sports
with a pac Man coming up in twenty minutes. Right now, Action.
Speaker 12 (12:49):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
anus agitating edition of John Billy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Today's episode cow shopping.
Speaker 12 (13:00):
As our story opens, a father is taking his daughter
to shop for a new cow.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
Dad, you just gonna take long? Why, honey, you got
something more important to do? Literally, anything is more important
than cow shopping.
Speaker 12 (13:14):
I tell you, well, this is the old part of
life on the farm, honey, and these are valuable lessons
for you to learn. When I'm gone, you'll be taken over.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
What's wrong with the cow we've got? Well, Honey, Matilda's
getting older now and she's not giving milk like she
used to. It's time to put her out to pasture
to enjoy the rest of her life and let someone
else take over. I guess, old gal here, ain't she abute. Seriously, Dad,
a cow is a cow?
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Well, it's not true, not true at all. Let's check
her out here. Yeah, belly sounds good, cold, is regular,
her eyes clear. Let's look under the hood, under the hook,
go on and lift up her tail.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
Not even if you ground me all, there ain't nothing
wrong with it here. Look grow, why are we doing
all of you?
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Well?
Speaker 12 (14:02):
I told jo honey, we have to give her the
once over to be sure that you're getting your money's worth.
And now the most important, let's check the utter. How
we go, nice and full and firm, pull on a
tit a bit. Now, this here is a good old cow, honey.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
What is it when the world is wrong?
Speaker 9 (14:22):
Well, I show Mommy and your millman behind the bar
the other day.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
I think he's playing on Fire Hearts Cinema.
Speaker 12 (14:37):
How we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
I guess we'll be looking for another new cow.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
Tune in next time, when we'll hear the cheating wifes,
fly by Night divorce attorney.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
all big shows on your radio.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
Hello, all you perky early risers. Here's just the thing
to wake you up and get your blood pumping the
John Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
Ooh wah uhvah ooh wah.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
See what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Good morning? This will make seawing the radio in this
grilling season a rise. So it as a pull cork
with grilling season. But is that like a pork butt?
But all this like your night. Let's just let's just
see what's what's only here? Dis your mama stopped, your daddy,
(16:25):
praise the Lord.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Let's get happy. Can you change the heat by all?
Tell us goll yess bet it's something to ball.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Hell y's time to eat? I look happy indeed.
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see it. You're the manager and ax Sport, Good Morning,
(17:27):
Big Shows on the radio. That pack of swag from
World Lawn mowers up for grabs when we play wordy
word here in minutes. But right now, all things college
sports were the pack man using it them on Tuesdays.
But when is a fluid situation coming out of the
Memorial Day weekend pack? Did you have a good Memorial
Day weekend? My buddy, I did.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
I thought that introduction a pack of swag. I'm like,
well that's a that's a new one, John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
But it was a sponsor. Hey, that could be your
new nickname. Exactly run exactly. You know.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
That's you know, if I could walk down the hallway
and say, hey, honey, here comes the pack of swast.
You beat me up like the President of France getting
his face punched by his wife the other day on
the airplane.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh yeah, really beautiful.
Speaker 7 (18:15):
It is really classy there, good stuff, John boy I'm
here to tell you that since the last time we've
done this, little Dog and Pony, I announced my retirement
from ACC network. Yeah, so I beat you to the punch.
I was wondering if it was gonna be me or
you just started to go into the sunset. So I
(18:35):
beat you to the punch, big man. So I announced
this past week that after doing this nonsense for almost
what thirty years, it is time for me and missus
Packard got in the world and enjoy.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Life a bit.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
So yeah, I about that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well, congratulations Mark, Congratulations buddy Dog on another one. Done
beat me to it? So does this mean? Man said,
were you still touch base? Whether it's every once in
a while?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I mean when I listen,
when I savor time listen, you know me, I'm always
gonna be dazzling with like five hundred projects one way
or the other, but just doing the daily, everyday grind
of a daily show, whether it be radio for twenty
some odd years now with the ESPN for the last
six it was time and so again I'm gonna be
sixty sixty three this fall, and I'm like, you know what,
(19:25):
let's just go enjoy life.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
A little bit.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
So I decided that, hey, it's time, and so we
will do the TV show for a couple more weeks
for the conclusion of the College World Series. And when
that ends, and I mean missus, p are gonna go
chill out and going joy you life.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Well, that is awesome. That is awesome. Mark, congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, another one.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
You're carrying the torch, John Boy, That's all I can
tell you. You're carrying it. You can have the pack
of swag when you finally reach the finish line.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
I give his wife about three weeks before she tags
you in.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What a career.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
As much we've had fun, there's no doubt about it.
But I will tell you a beginning on Friday, you're
going to get the College World Series. At least the
Road to Omaha gets started. Sixty four teams. I got
announced on Monday on Memorial Day, and of course he
got the SEC's hosting eight of the regionals this weekend,
the ACC's hosting three. There's sixteen regionals around the country,
(20:33):
four teams in each one and double elimination every Winnsday
move on to next week to the double regional and
so again, I mean the super Regionals, so it should
be great again, it's always awesome three weeks when you
get into June and it's all about getting to Omaha
and we'll see what happens on that front. But the
number one overall seed is Vanderbilt, Texas is number two.
You're beloved tar Heels fresh off of winning the Houston
(20:54):
ste Championship over the weekend, the number five national seed.
So it should be good Toney again the best in
the country getting after and on the diamond. So it's
that time of the year.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
All right, Well, let's enjoy the weekend, buddy, So you
don't take off nowhere yet.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
We will catch up with you next week.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Bag. All right, man, you got it.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
If you retired, just let me know.
Speaker 10 (21:14):
And I know we're not.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
You got it. You'll be second or third on the list.
I appreciate that.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Listen, I'm moving up in the world if I'm in
the top five of the jump Boy list.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
All right, fuck, thank you very much. Well you all
enjoy mark when you can on the A C C. Yeah,
oh good deal. Well let's play wordy word one eight
hundred big show. You told free Line we'll get a
gop of contestants. Play next, Good Morning, It's a Big
(22:09):
Show on the radio, Humming to your Home Day Wednesday,
May twenty eight, feature track for the Big Show, Big Box,
and then try into the diary of Gary Busey Jaws
the musical. There's your keywords, Jael said the bid box
at the Big Show dot comy right now.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
That's why I went to everybody's head, about the bed.
Speaker 9 (22:31):
Where it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Let's lead the contestants. We got Travis from Richland's North Carolina.
Good morning, Travis, Hey, Hey morning, what's happening? You are
Travis John Bourne One Team.
Speaker 8 (22:52):
I feel like a mosquito or to do this?
Speaker 9 (22:54):
Colly.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I know why I'm here, but I don't know where
to start.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, you ain't going right there, Travis, our guide you
through too. They hate a Steven at a front Royal, Virginia.
Good morning, Stephen, I mustage I'm by you, peeney hey man,
welcome all right, Greedy, all right, I'm gonna say that's
a that's a yoga word I learned you. All right,
(23:22):
all right, Well, peace on to you. There's peace on you, yes, Stephen,
so a Taya and Steven on One Team, John Boy
and Travis on the other. So let's see what happens
after two rounds, thirty second seats. All right, Steven, you relax, Travis,
are you ready? Ready?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
A right?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Words? Dealing with travel? Okay, that is the category travel
this morning, talking about packer getting ready to travel right
on time? Okay, alright, Travis, we're starting the clock now.
Speaker 10 (23:58):
Now.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
They made Indians go live on a let's yeah. Uh
you you have this to get on the airplane. It's
two words. You got the ticket and then they give
you a blank blank, Yes it is. It is a pass.
But what is the first word? Two with a when
(24:22):
you yes? Uh huh? All right? What you call stewardesses
these days? Had a boy? Had a boy? All right, Travis?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
What we do?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
We put a three on that board right there? So
all right, Tater and Stephen there one they all right, Steven,
are you ready? Body?
Speaker 11 (24:43):
I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
All right, and go.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
You need to pack one of these and check it.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
Yeah, but what is it called? You pack one? It's
a hard one. It's called a what a blank blank?
You pack it? And yes, and you roll it here
you go.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
Okay, all right, this is what you call You can
take it with you inside the plane. You can take
it with you inside the plane. It's called a what
carry off? Yes, yes, this is you pack this to
go on the beach.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
You need to wear one.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
There is the buzzer. Okay, now y'all put a two
on the board. So Travis leeds three to two. Still
anybody's game? All right, Travis, me and you far second thirty.
Are you ready? Right, we're picking up on that last
one and go. No, you wear one of these in
the ocean. What two words? No? No, no briches. Okay,
(25:46):
you are the blank of the party. It's your party,
so you are you are the what? Yes? Uh huh
Gilligan's blank. Yes, you are not a local. You are
a another word for to, another word for a tours.
You're just you're just checking it out.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
You're just a.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
In church, all right, good work travels with a visitor
and the buzzer four on the three A seven score.
So Stephen and Tata five will tie thist thing in
force overtime. We need all you need, Steven, Are you ready, buddy,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
Cruises will sail from a blank of call. You. You
might have this seat at the window you look out
onto the what yep, you you blank a bag you
put all your stuff in it.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Blank A bag back a bag you you might you have.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
To get some of this. State Farm is a company
that sells this. Yes, you you have this on top
of your car. It carries all your suitcases. It's called
a blank another name for roof rack. It carries your bags.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Oh, if he would have said luggage racked, you would
a time. That is six Travis Whims seven to six.
Winn name wordy word.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
We had him.
Speaker 8 (27:14):
The game, the game.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Time listener. Right well, Stavin in front roll. You can
try again anytime, buddy, you were close. We appreciate you can.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
I give a shout.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Out, yes, sir, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Ninety nine three the Fox Radio Station Winchester, Virginia for
bringing the big show to the valley for the past
twenty years.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Awesome, Steven, you got it man. We'll catch you down
the road. Steven, beautiful front roll and Travis, look at
you over in Richland's getting ready for your world long
swag a pack, I mean pack of swag, swag swag away.
(27:55):
Let me go. Yeah, longtime caller, longtime caller, first time listener,
I mean for the first time.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Home.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
We know what you mean, don't know where to start.
Speaker 12 (28:07):
See still with that colony over there, let's give a
big let's give a big shout out to my shoot
the club over here down here rich Lands the compound.
Speaker 11 (28:17):
We just uh send her a boy to Nationals and
he won.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Wow, mister Tanner, right, awesome Nationals. All right, good word,
I'm on them.
Speaker 14 (28:28):
Dial in down here.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Man, it's making the dial in. I want you to
keep you on the John Wone mill and Facebook page.
I don't know what the what the deal is, I
can but we did some nighttime coyote hunting. You want
to see a shot there. I want you to check
out out, Travis. I appreciate your boys.
Speaker 14 (28:44):
We'll check that out.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
We got some night shooters over here.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Marsox shows up a lot of jar heads that come
down and play with us.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Awesome, man, you ain't never seen such a thing. We
appreciate you all over there, that's for sure.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
You keep us jumping God, Travis, appreciate you. Hang on
Jackie the hood. Yeah, good morning. Got a big show
on the radio. Time for They requested Bill of the Morning,
John Dixon out of Gary, West Virginia. John says, just
want to say, John boyn bill A big show was
the only morning show that.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
I ensure.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
We'll thank you, John Dixon will do your request of
your boy Lipless coming up next Good morning, and it's
(29:50):
a big show on the radio. Something you'd like to
hear Monday through Friday about this time. Hit us up
at the John Moore Billa Facebook PHASEE drop them no
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You're gonna go here. I ain't take too much of time.
Hey y'all, hoy hey, really this is uh lipless hot
(30:13):
tel you I gonna call? I know, oh hooey a
hoy Litless Now what now? What's your name? Litless? Litless?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Lipless?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Oh liftless on? Lips don't touch when I talk? I
don't know what's never had you hang out? Lips not touching?
Want to talk?
Speaker 8 (30:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
What what'd you say? He said?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Is because his lips don't touch when you talk?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh nice to Mesia Lipless. Actually I ain't distinguishing teacher though,
I don't know what do you notice? Kind of walleye?
Kind of what wall eyed all wall eye Walleye. I
want to call it. I already got a he was
calling that got another OI call roue high because one
eye looks up and one looks down. No, h here's
all working construction. One day we're gonna fly roof. Well,
(30:57):
don't hear the right now? Actually condor out in cock eye.
We already had a what to call cock eye. We
couldn't call out. I got a halo Hong Kong. What
he got right eye hood out with a cock clot.
That's why I called him cock I got his.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Right eye got put out at a cock fire.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, what can we.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Do for you?
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Actually, I'm calling to look who work horse? Had arch
on down here? Siggar? You old shirt or anything I
could do. I've done lots of different things. I got
let go of my last gall I'm joll right now.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
What what were you doing.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Working in Burger King? Where Burger king? What did he say?
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Burger King?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
But burger to work in a dry food Honda doesn't
work out, he will cutting under stair with our shing
party to D want let go t D afternoon hard
and hard to train ee? He is what hard and
harsh ran I was hiding.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
He was He was hired and fired the same day
and fired.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Assume you tinkle up. But I don't know. I figure
you feeling God know who you're trying to get there?
Hoysh on you crow. I'm willing to do Hanson. You
known't a girl of lock room talking to young Slane.
I do anything do Wow, I'm working throng here. You'll work, y'all.
You don't show of rock some stuff? Are you? I
know a hunch of jokes. You got a hunch of joke.
(32:13):
You got a bunch.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Of jokes, A bunch of jokes?
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well you're own? How are you all right?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:18):
No answer? He is hascinate. The answer is half a
lasinate hascinate, fascinate, fascinating. Try okay, answer, Okay, here's the question.
All right? What can John Hoy do? Well, he'll hire
a non things.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
What what can John Boy do with a pair of
nine button jeans?
Speaker 9 (32:38):
What do you?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I wrote one? Show down. I'll leave it right here?
Will you? You let me know?
Speaker 14 (32:44):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (32:45):
The hell?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, I'll let it.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
Let him know if he can help us out.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
How do you do that?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
How do you understand it?
Speaker 4 (32:50):
You for fifteen years?
Speaker 10 (32:53):
Anyway?
Speaker 9 (32:53):
I got it?
Speaker 10 (32:54):
Run here?
Speaker 4 (32:54):
You are we going to see Goober later on.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, yeah, well you tell, I said, huh, alright, well
you know what you mean, the held on tongue, Well,
why aren't you trying to hold on? Now? Y'all can
straight off her on her.
Speaker 4 (33:11):
Y'all keep them straight.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. This entry until
the Diary of Gary Busey at the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com keywords jaws.
Speaker 14 (33:50):
Dear Diary. This is Gary Baucy Man Diary. This has
been a week through the time. Capsule old crazy Frankie
and I was at the Jack in the Box on
Wilshire Boulevard yesterday now on a Jumbo Jack when some
(34:10):
homeless guy decided to drop a deuce on the hood
of my Vintage Pacer. I run out there to stop him.
About that time, the manager come out and asked me
why I was causing a stink. I told him I
didn't cause a stink. Old Benny the bum there was
the one that did.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
That.
Speaker 14 (34:29):
Homeless guy apologized and I accepted. Hell, who hadn't been
a fresh biscuit on someone's car before? I was about
to let it slide when the manager looked at my
car and said that God did you a favor, Darry.
I knew it's not like me, but I got a
little loud beauty style. Yeah, lots of teeth and spit
(34:57):
flying and veins popping out of my head like strings
really popped. A gaskin. Manager had one of the fry
cooks come out and hose that button muffin off my hood,
and I got free food for life.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Jackpot.
Speaker 14 (35:14):
Going back over there tomorrow, see if I could find
that homeless dude and get him to follow me over
to the Sizzler. Well Diary, it's finally happening. Gary Busey
is headed to Broadway. That's right, I just finished the
script for the next big smash hit, the star studded
(35:36):
musical stage version of Jaws. The Great White Way is
about to be invaded by the Great White Shark. Been
working on this rascal for about six weeks now. I
hated it took that long, but now you're ready to go.
I got to be the dreamcast to true professionals. I'm
gonna play Chief Brody. Randy Quaid is playing Quint and
(36:00):
I lucked out and got Andy Dick to play Matt Hooper.
And here's the best part. I got a ringer for
Old Jaws hisself, Nathan Lane. When he gets out there
and starts a prancing around the nut shark costume singing
about eating everybody. I think the audience is gonna love it.
(36:22):
It's gonna be a race between the cast and the
audience to see who wants to kill the shark first.
And the songs are fantastic. Hats off to my buddy
weird Al yankovin he hooked me up with his cousin,
Frankie Yankovic.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
Brother.
Speaker 14 (36:38):
You ain't lived till you heard the Jaws theme played
on an accordion. It's breathtaking. Well, Diary, things are jamming
on the romantic front. They got a real special lady
in my life. I ain't really met her yet. I
don't know her real name. She makes my heart flop
(37:00):
around like a hooked micro. I call her BBG Big
Bat Girl. From behind, she looks like a Ken Moore
side by side. Now, I'll be honest and I'll say
from the front she that hot.
Speaker 8 (37:21):
But you know how I roll.
Speaker 14 (37:22):
Diary, I ain't gonna be looking at that side of
her too often anyhow, Man, I dig this helfen I
like a girl. You can take to the rodeo and
either sit in the stands with her or take her
down to the floor, chase her on horseback, lasso and
hog tire, and take on some gold On the downside.
(37:47):
I reckon she'd probably a little high maintenance in the
feedback department. Maybe I can get that homeless guy to
meet me over in old Country buffet.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Well diary.
Speaker 14 (37:58):
I gotta add on down to the DMV and take
my road tests to get my motorcycle license again. It's
funny thing every time I go down there, the guy
that's supposed to do the ride along with me turns
out to either be on vacation or another relative day.
Poor fella. Hope his luck changes. First, Crazy Frankie and me,
(38:19):
you headed up the roof. Take a squirt until next time.
X's and O's love Gary Bucy.
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