December 25, 2024 • 47 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning, and it's Big Show on the radio the
twenty third of December, and our video today brought you
by Mount Olive. Munchie's a portable pickling of pounds. When
you own to go, he'll be grocery stores now. Oh,
several different flavors. Good old pickles from a Mount Island
pickle company.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
There's nineteen twenty six the video John Boy got run
over by reindeer.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
All the Big Show crew represented our Christmas video. Check
it out sometime today over the holidays at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Right now pets Okay, come yo, wis.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Event quiz?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Then I say hey to Chris from Floren, South Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, Good morning, hey man. Welcome Chris hard
Part's over relaxing. Listen to Midland win Well.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Disneyland is raising ticket prices again. The California Amusement Park
has bumped the price of a regular one day adult
ticket by twelve dollars. It now costs one hundred and
twenty nine bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
And the price of what they call a peak demand
day ticket is now one hundred and forty nine dollars.
Bud Wait, there's more Disney visitors over the age of
ten have to pay the full freshly raised, grown up
ticket price. That's right at Disney. Ten year old's are
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considered adults. Among the reactions to that, a family travel
magazine called it the worst move of the year. Be
a Disney fan website called it a very un Disney thing.
Or see England's Prince Andrew swapped his crown for a
pair of Mickey Mouse ears.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What you got, Chris?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, see there's the sound of victory. Chris, you got
a big old man out of Big O Briar's back.
We'll get it to you down Florence.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Man Christmas, Buddy Man, Christmas bottom money our time at
the top of your news and a very special Christmas
callend bitter eight College about a minute. Good morning, this
(03:37):
Big Shaw on the radio, gonna have you said one
Merry Christmas. We have a Christmas fun this morning. We
go back to our second Christmas album. As you're looking
forward to this, John Boyn Billy is nerve racking Christmas
Part two.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Here's the second cut.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Get ready for Christmas like you've never heard it before.
It's John boys chronic Lyrico says, Christmas Special. Hark the
Hairy angels sing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You better wash up, You better not ripe, better not pile.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I'm telling your wife, Santa Claus is going to town.
It's bacon and lips, chicken and rice. Come to find
out he's nuty all right, Santa Claus is going to town.
(04:29):
It's these two when your sleep feed and those when
you're away.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He knows if you're in bed for good, So be
good for good, Miss Blake.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, everybody, second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you a
buttload of holiday cheer. Police knuck me down, your favorite
holiday classics.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Police snuck me.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Down as only John Boy would do.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
The police knuck me down.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
So get up.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Leave, sweethearts. I'm gonna left to a merry Christmas. I'm
gonna left to a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left to a.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Merry Christmas, to Nevada on my pard.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
got the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
A rah.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Mule tie never sounded like this.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
There dolls with.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Balls and Harley falling on a log, and under Dog.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Ten season, too big.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Trolley falling on a log and Underdog Don Renaldo scar
Barrow loading all lighting a.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Roll the ancient low side barrel.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Fall along a long line, No.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
No monies, Wales, don't miss John Boys chronically Ricosa's Christmas Special.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
We went through a Merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Chris Musk. We went through a merry Christmas, and
I had me two beers. We went through a merry Christmas.
We went through a merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
And I had made two beers. Good tiny, sweet dreams
to you and your kids. Get tidy for Christmas if
you having two beers.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Park the Hairy Angels sing Christmas Eve at eight on
the only networked this desperate for programming, Fox Family Channel.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio for you, Monday morning,
December to twenty third.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Colin coming in from off the Frontage Road. Good morning,
Big Show.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning all be love it friends other in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full of Gospel, pennicolcial Assembly, just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
it's Christmas again, the time of year everybody runs around
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spending money they ain't got to buy people they don't
like a bunch of presents they don't want. The season
where church folks start pitching a hissory about how the
Starbucks cup ain't got enough Jesus on it. The season
when a tiny little baby was born in a manger
so all the world could join hands and celebrate happy
(08:11):
Honda Days. I know some of y'all are saying, now, Preacher,
we know you ain't the biggest fan of Christmas time,
but you ain't gonna come in here and trying to
reuin it for everybody, are you? Friends? I got news
for you. Christmas ain't supposed to be for everybody. It's
supposed to celebrate the birthday of the Lord. But outside
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of thirty seconds in the Peanuts cartoon, the only time
the average Mordern American says the name of Jesus Christ
is if the car in front of them don't put
off when the light turns green. Some of the folks
here at the church they are to take up for
Christmas a little bit more, because if I don't, why
I'll be giving it up to the unbelievers. Well who
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you think come up with all this holiday hollygum. In
the first place, the Hittites and the Amalekites was having
midwinter soldist parties two thousand years before the Lord was
even born. The paganistic Germans come up with the idea
of propping a fresh cut tree up in the living
room and putting lights on it. And crusty the snowman
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and his magical hat was probably cooked up by some
old wild druid felleries. I tell you some of my
paganistic holiday fact checking has still got a holder do it. Oh,
but don't get me wrong. I'll take any opportunity I
can get to get in a plug for the Lord Jesus.
And that's why I'm here to invite whosover will to
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come on out for our annual Sword of Joshua Live
Nativity pageant. Unto you is born this day in the
church parking lot. Actually it's just until you was born,
to say. The parking lot is where it takes place,
manger critters provided by pets and things and the brushy
woe shopping pleasant. Then come on in the family Activity
(10:03):
Center and enjoy our holiday program slash object lesson walking
in a worldly Wonderland. The Sword of Joshua Youth quarrel
perform a rib tickling round up a sanctified satire. The
all inclusive Christmas shingle Hong feature in broad minded holiday
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favorites like Frosty the gender Fluid snow Person angels we
have heard only in our imagination. Grandma got runned over
by intolerant Bible thumming white boy on the way to
a gun show. Do you hear what I hear? And
it's okay if you don't, because nobody's got a monopoly
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on the truth and it's beginning to look a lot
like coincidence. What's your funny bonesmen? Tacko Stick around for
a soul stirring gospel message on the true reason for
the season from our guest speaker, Doctor kraflow Ostein from
the Snakes and Sparkler's Pennycoastal Temple in Chlamydia, Oklahomer Death
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the Halls with Bows of Holiness Now through December the
thirty first at the Sword of Joshua, Independent pol Gospel
Penny Coostal Assembly just off State Road twenty three, all
Friday rud This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding
you it's time to turn, so you don't barn John
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Boyn Billy a Yo, keep them straight up the.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Good Morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports died.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
This is Spanjordy arts in all diviation.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Hammy Langers your Morwe after around to kick the wolverine.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bay.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Good morning, This makes show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
An hour ago on a Christmas show, the Pillars has
always wanted to write a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Christmas story, and he's got one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The premiere Pillars Christmas Story coming up in minutes. The
first o Boy Robert Earl Keen Very Christmas from the family,
recorded live in the Big Show studio.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We're gonna play this song.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at a Christmas party.
We were drinking champagne, punching homemade agg Now hug. Little
sister brought her new boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
He was a mex Again.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
We know what to think of him of this sign
Police Nobby Dog Police Nobby brought the kid brought his
kids at him, the three from his first wife Lynn
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and the two dad coats wains probably second wife Mary.
Now of course he brought his new wife Kay. The
talks all about Shane smoking. Wow, the stereo place, no way,
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no how, the first no.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
God.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
The turkey turned the ball game on mixed margarite, swearing
the Hagnocks gone. Since somebody to the quick backstore. We
need some ic and that extension corn, a can of beany,
had some din rides, a box of tampons, some mall
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burrel lites. Everybody says cheese, Marry Christmas from the fan mole.
There's that note I couldn't find in that other side.
Frown and ready draw from harlow Chin. I can't remember
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how I'm ken to them when they tried to plug
their motor home in the blue Eye Christmas lives cousin
daven It just.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What went wrong.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
So we all waded out on our front law eat
the breaker, and the lots came up.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
And we sang silent, not a silent.
Speaker 15 (16:16):
Called.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
The turkey turned the ball game on.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Make bloody Mary's call.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
He said, somebody tea to stop and gone, we need
some celianna.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Can of fake snow, a bag.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Of lemons, and somebodys sprides a box of tambos and
save love lots and everybody say cheese.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
Merry Christmas from the fan mon.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning makes shows on the radio. Coming up Hanson's
last rounds of wordy Word. He was up in her entirement.
I don't know whether he's looking forward to retire or
not having to play wordy word anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Why can't it be both?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
All right, well, I go, we'll do that. He who's
a last contestant on Team Terry and Tater. Ah, right first,
you know, talking about pillars. Uh, send this up? What
you got for us, buddy?
Speaker 13 (17:46):
You know, for years, I've always wanted to do a
poem at Christmas or a short story. I've started writing
short stories again. Uh, And I thought about this. Actually,
I thought about it last night, and I started writing
it this morning, and so it literally hot off the press.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right here, Eh, It's called Old Dodge.
Speaker 13 (18:07):
Christmas was drawing near, and the old man hadn't been
in a church in a while, not since his wife died.
He parked his old truck and he walked to the door.
He still wasn't sure if this was the right thing
to do, but he shakily grasped the knob and turned it.
He took off his old hat and held it in
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both hands. He walked nervously down the long aisle and
took a seat in a pew. He bowed his head, Lord.
His voice trembled. I don't reckon you owe me anything. Lord,
I ain't exactly been the holiest fellow, but I was
sort of hoping that you had a minute for me.
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His grip tightened on his hat. Lord, you called my
wife home fifteen years ago. I was all alone. We'd
been married for forty years, didn't know a day without her.
An then she was gone. I didn't rightly care for
beIN alone, Lord, An. Then one day out at the
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dump there, right before Christmas, I found a little hound
dog shivering from the cold and scrounging for a meal,
eating trash like it was fine dinin'. Well. It broke
my heart. I don't know if it was on account
of the holiday or what, but I picked him up,
an I brung him home. He walked right in, laid
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down on the big rug in front of the fireplace.
I sat in my chair and turned on the radio.
An old bing Crosbie was singing.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Oh Holy Night.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
That pup wagged and wagged his little tail. From then on,
he loved that song. The old man became more animated
as he recalled the memories. That Christmas. He watched me
decorate the tree for the first time since Mamma died.
We had a big dinner and even watched the parade
on the TV. He was the best thing that ever
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happened to me. I named him Dodge on account he
loved riding in the truck. The old man stopped for
a minute and a tear rolled down his weathered cheek.
Then two years ago, just before Thanksgiving, Old Dodge took sick.
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He passed right there on his favorite rug. I couldn't
even cook the turkey that year, knowing Old Dodge wouldn't
be there to help eat. It didn't have the heart
to put up the tree without Dodge there to help. Lord,
it's funny how a dog can fill up a house
and a heart, because they both sure feel empty now.
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I seen this movie on the TV talking about Christmas miracles. Lord,
I know it's kindly bold to me to ask for
something from a complete stranger, but I'd sure like you
to pass a message on to Old Dodge. Tell him
I miss him terrible, and if I knew he was
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watching over me, I wouldn't feel so dad gum alone.
So if he could figure out a way to let
me know he was still there with his old dad,
I know that I'd see him again some day, and
that'd make the weight tolerable. No man stood up, and
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he looked up at the sunlight streaming through the stained glass.
Thanks for your time, Lord, and Merry Christmas. Several days passed,
an Old Dodge sent no signs to the old man.
He was careful to look everywhere, hoping to spot something
that could tell him Old Dodge was lingering near by. Lord,
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I reckon, you're a mite busy this time of year,
but thank you all the same. That night, the wind
blew cold. The old man sat by the fireplace, listening
to the radio while the memories of old Dodge replayed
in his head. He smiled, He even laughed, remembering when
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Dodge got into the chicken coop but couldn't get out, Eh,
crazy old dog. Before he could move on to the
next memory, he heard a sound on the front porch,
probably that old possum looking for a handout. He got
some leftovers on of the fridge, and he opened the door.
Come and get it, you old rascal. But there was
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no possum, just a scrawny little pup. The old man
squinted before he could speak. The little stray ran into
the house and from room to room the old man
called to him, but the pup had disappeared. When the
old man finally found him, he was laying on the
rug right in front of the fireplace, in Old Dodge's spot.
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The old man sat in his chair. He looked at
the dog, and he knew, he knew that this was
his message from Old Dodge to pass on the love
and good fortune that Dodge knew to another lost soul.
As the pup slept, the old man went up to
the attic and brought down a big box. He put
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up a little plastic tree and put a string of
lights on it. He put up some tinsel and hung
two stockings on the mantel. One was his and the
other red, simply Dodge, Oh, I reckon, he wouldn't mind,
would he, Little Dodge. He put down a bowl of
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water and some chicken left over from dinner. But the
pup the pop just slept. The old man sad and
watched him his heart full. I'll do my best to
do right by him, Dodge. I'm counting on you to
school him along from your side of the fence. The
old man turned on the radio bing Crosbie sang, Oh
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Holy night, and the little sleeping dog wagged his tail.
And that Sunday, the old man and little Dodge went
to church the end as somebody. Then the dog farted.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And that's a whole other story that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's make me appreciate pearl more this holiday season. Ah well,
let's play our wordy word game. Here we go, the
last wordy word that won't play what has and and
unless he visits you know, next time, and we make
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him play again our whole time second and I won't visit.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, never mind, We're not gonna make it. This work
your last wordy word day.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So let's get a couple contestants one eight hundred big
show your toe free line across America.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We team up and play next.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Good morning, there's a big showing the radio time video
today brought you by Mount Olive Munches, portable pickle in
a pouch.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
It'll have been grocery stores. Now, John Boy got run
over by a rein deer Lee.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
We can pick out the entire Big Show crew video
today when you go to the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Alrighty, well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No better wordy word that the worthy word. We wearinghigh's
his last word.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We word man lust win their contestants. We got James
from Calhoun, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Good morning, James, good morning, good morning. And we got
Robbie from Athens, Alabama. Good morning, Robbie, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
All right, boys, welcome Robbie. You are own team Tater
and Terry, James on the John Boy and Bill a side.
We will do two rounds thirty seconds each.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Good luck boys.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh Robbie, you relax Me and James for the first
thirty seconds. James you ready, I'm ready. Here we go,
starting the clock now at thirty two degrees water will yes,
all right, Campbell's makes this Campbell's out.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Uh huh. You go to school. You are in a
what you sat in a blank room? Yeah? All right?
The old show the twilight blank twilight and rhymes with it.
Give the dog a yeah, rhymes with it, Call on
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him who what happened?
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Oh she turned up the buzzer on.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I know I heard that.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's not you.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
That's so all right as our James put a five
on the board.
Speaker 16 (27:44):
All anyway, who knows what's all about?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
A lot of attention in this last game? Perhaps?
Speaker 13 (27:50):
And wow?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
All right, there we go, Robbie. You are up with Tater?
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (27:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay go?
Speaker 17 (28:01):
Most everybody has a mobile blank A second rhymes with it.
This is a pilotless plane rhymes with it. Might take
aerial pictures with this little thing that flies. It flies, Yes,
rhymes with it. The blank ranger and the rolling blanks.
(28:30):
I don't like the blank of your voice.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
All right?
Speaker 9 (28:38):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Put a four on the board, So James leads five
to four. That wasn't personal, Robbie. That I just I
heard that a lot when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I used to get that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I don't like your tone. All right, James, you were
up with Billy. I just gave you one. Maybe James
wasn't paying attention. That wasn't thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Let's wait and see how the handsome last wordy word
game and y'a were screwing it up.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Now I'll do that bone.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, that's his game. All right, here we go, James.
You're with Billy. Are you ready.
Speaker 13 (29:17):
And go?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
You put on this part of a chicken and make
a wish never mind? Okay, see a movie. Macaulay Culkin
was in home blank.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Hello Hello, yep, rhymes with it. He's not a kid anymore.
He's fully what he's a blank up. He's not a kid.
He's he's an adult. He's a blank up.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mess up.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
No, we're still he's an adult.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
An adult. He's all blanked up like the games so far.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Right, Yeah, so there's a buzzer, James, you can quit
trying for right now. So it was all right, tone
if we throw that one out, wishbone, you Billy said
wish So Robbie got one. So with one on James,
that's six for James and Robbie has five. Ah wow,
it's set up here, Robbie. All right, Hanson, y'all need
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one to tie?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay? Is that right, Jackie? I can't read you right?
And five to four is nine? Now it's five? Okay,
mark that out there, you go, thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So one to tie, okay, two to win for Hanson's
last every game of word, he will cut it out, Robbie.
It's all riding on you don in Athens, Alabama. And
oh we're picking up on that last one.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Ready. He's not a kid anymore. He's all blanked up
from there, you go.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's just now.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He's a bow and arrow in this sport. A bow
and arrow in this sport.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
It is what.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
You take it to school.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Take it in school, bow and arrow, you shoot it.
It's called what. It's a game. There you go.
Speaker 14 (31:06):
For the win.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Gay word goes out with.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Questionable actions from Tater, but we won't let it spoil it.
Thank you. I don't think it was kind of banked
up there there, all.
Speaker 18 (31:22):
Right, happiest Christmas and sping Crosby tap dant with Danny K.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
James from Calhoun.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Appreciate you. You can play again anytime, and you have
a merry Christmas.
Speaker 18 (31:36):
Okay, I gotta a shout out, Yeah, go ahead, I
shout out my beautiful life of forty five years.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, I hear you, all right, James, all right, I
appreciate it. All right, Thank you man, y'all have a
good and look at you. Robbie.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Your prize pack headed down to Athens, Alabama, took handsOn
out with the Victory Hanson.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
That wonderful. Give me a shout out, Robbie. It's touch
your damn gain.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
To get a shout out.
Speaker 19 (32:06):
And all our service men over.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Over Sat come home with them all to marry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, good deal, Robbie, hang on, Jack, you hook
you up? Thank you make Christmas?
Speaker 11 (32:18):
You off?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio time of the
Classic Bit Request in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
First, I want to get something else off the Facebook, Walt.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I got a message from Gabriella said her dad is
a huge fan of us. He's a truck driver, wakes
up every morning at four am to get to work.
First thing he does is turn on our station and
listen to us on the Big Show. Says I know
if you could say hey, this Christmas, it means a
lot to him.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Deeply appreciate you guys for it. Gabriella. Well, thank you
Gabriella for letting us know about your dad. Danny Agualar, Danny,
you have a merry Christmas. We appreciate you being a
faithful listener all these years. I feel you pain getting
up at four am in the morning. No, although I
don't quite feel that you're up a little earlier than
I am. So let's get our schedules together.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Spirit Christmas start getting up.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
All right, all right, shout out to Daddy and now
our classic bid requests from Mark Sprague. Mark says, hadn't
heard backyard football in a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Did y'all do that one?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, Yeah, we're about here to playoffs. We are in
bowl season. We'll do backyard ball for you. Mark, coming
up next. Yeah, morning, big shows on the radio, all racks, lass'
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been in the morning from Mark Sprague had a du
Bois Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Mark listening to the big show.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Here you go.
Speaker 19 (34:15):
NBS Sports Presents Backyard Bowl four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats
Bookers and by Bush at his pal Butch life. No
when to say uncles, Good afternoon, everybody.
Speaker 18 (34:37):
Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson, live from the
vacant lot beside Missus Mortisen's house, bringing you the war
between the hedges and the street.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's Backyard Ball four.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
They were about to get under way. There's some haggling
going on down there. It looks like the last two
slots on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 18 (34:56):
Of course, here at backyard football a little different. The
rosters are actually made while standing on the field. So
down to the final two slots.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yes, it's a citizen Randy and Benny's little sister. They
call her the girl.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
Yeah, looking for good things from the girl. She's little,
she is quick. I see they're more haggling going on.
The Blazers are invoking the familiar we had him last
time rule.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Which of course means the girl is going to join
their lineup.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and you know, Dicky. Unless I miss my guess,
Randy's gonna be the one who has to stay in
and blog.
Speaker 18 (35:33):
I remember back at the backyard Bawl three when he
actually convinced him to let him go out for a
pass hitting the face game ended early when he cried,
took his ball and went hall.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Who could forget that.
Speaker 18 (35:42):
Well, you know, a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all, but today
perhaps the most important player on the field gotta be
a first for Randy.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's because, of course it's his foots.
Speaker 18 (35:54):
This ball exactly hardly been used at all. Remember back
during barefoot season, he had a little red splotch on
his foot from kicking the laces, but his mom took
care of that.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yep, she wrote that kick me here on the magic
marker there.
Speaker 18 (36:08):
On the other side, which has really helped Randy out
so far.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss. What's
going okay?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
The crushers went a quick round of rock paper scissors,
and they're going to elect to receive.
Speaker 18 (36:21):
Receive, and they will take the end of the field
where it is limb free, the trees, of course, bushes
on one side and the street on the other end.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
There's got some trouble down there, that's what's happening.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
I can't believe this. Randy making sports history here today, folks.
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Delay on the ball game. Delay at the start of
the ball game.
Speaker 18 (36:42):
So we'll pause for this announcement from Stinky Johnson, Scooter.
Speaker 20 (36:46):
And Leslies drink, get SSI and g first cot then
go's Meg, don't go, Scooter as a baby couch and
Andie Brown eats boogers.
Speaker 18 (37:00):
Right now, the first play of the game about to
get under way for backyard ball four uh, opening with
the classic everybody out for a pass play.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard.
Speaker 18 (37:11):
Day, except, of course, for Randy. Who will who will
stay in and block? Yes, see the duck.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Eddie Waddell lines up wide right. Here's MARYO King lines
up not quite as wide right.
Speaker 18 (37:23):
And there goes Tubby Rise lines up so far right,
he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait, Tubby's just just relieving himself,
getting ready.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, your backyard ball.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
I think they're ready.
Speaker 18 (37:34):
Okay, Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks
at the manhole cover a long pass.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Whoa man, that's hit me the power line. Hit the
power line. That is a do over. A right, we'll
just go ahead and run this up a little bit.
Speaker 18 (37:50):
We probably don't have time for the whole game, so
we'll just just we'll join Hey, what was that guy?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Will join in further action? The guy who didn't know
their name? Football, You don't talk about it, no further
action later in the game. Okay, that's good. Let's wait
day break. And looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Now let's say, actually she did count. He's just going
with the old argument.
Speaker 18 (38:15):
She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi before
she crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Of the girl has been all over him all day.
Speaker 18 (38:23):
Well, she is a year older than him, and twice
his size, and of course about three or four times
the athletic ability.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That let's move an iron, Randy.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Now you know you don't run forward.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
We'll do it. I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 18 (38:35):
All right, let's move to further action in the game. Okay,
here we had the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
If is crunch time, it's going to be first team
to score wins.
Speaker 18 (38:49):
Here we go, alrighty, it's everybody go long for a
pass except Randy.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
It will shay in and block, all right. Stinky fades
back to pass O trouble here. Randy Tripps falls down.
He's crying again. And he's crying again. Looks like everybody
else is laughing at him. To his he he said
that was his good pair of breeches. His mom told
him he couldn't mess them up.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
And all this is guy good.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
He's got a hold. Oh look yep, he's mad.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Is he taking it?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
He's taking his ball, ball, going going home.
Speaker 18 (39:20):
Buskins Backyard Ball number four reminiscent of last year's game.
On a similar note, Well, who'll meet Vaca here the
next afternoon? We can that's whoa Okay, sudden death. Everybody's splitting.
Here comes dad with the belt.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
That's not agree.
Speaker 19 (39:36):
Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of NBS Sports
The Nutwork, were the really.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Cool guys hang out. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Here for a few more minutes, right, we'll have the
best of the Big Show for your Christmas Eve listening
pleasure tomorrow. And we will be back on January second
in the Big Show studio. And we'll use this time
to thank Terry Hanson for years of friendship in the
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last twelve years on The Big Show. Terry Man, you've
been one of the best best friends had man for
a long time. As we went through your fifty years
of working, Holler your very first client when you went
out on your own, Yeah, John Boy and Billy Incorporated.
There was and then when you stepped into the Big
Show studio twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Buddy, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Miss you, and Patty, we are gonna make you visit us.
You gotta drop by when you're back in town. You
get settled in going back to your hometown of Saint Louis. Yes, sir,
I know your kids are gonna be your grandkid's gonna
be happy to have you around there, pop popping, and we.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Gonna miss you. Buddy. Thank you for all you've done,
all you're gonna do. It's been a blast. Thanks guys,
appreciate it right, buddy, Thank you for being my partner.
Is always fun. I love you were hands and I'm
thinking for me that it goes.
Speaker 15 (41:36):
Well we do.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
We're ending up the Christmas Show when it comes from
our very first John Boy and Billy Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Album, London, eighteen ninety seven.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
Our drive study fell with grimy smoke felt sweat shops,
sweaty grime field, smoke shops, smokey sweatfield. While you get
the idea, this is not club med. We're talking about.
It's dark, it's depressing, and no place is more dark
and depressing than the meager little shop Off Goob and.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Molly run by Ebenezer Goob.
Speaker 16 (42:16):
As our story opens, Ebenezer is talking with his chief
Lucky Robert Dave Ratchett.
Speaker 21 (42:22):
Mister Goob, you're a cruel, heartless slave driver with no
sense of kindness or understanding. Yes, that's why I've always
looked up to you. Be that as it may, I'm
deeply saddened by the way you have refused to close
the office on Christmas Day.
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Christmas that it's just another excuse to pick a bad's
pocket if you ask me close the office, Oh Christmas,
the hubbug, get back to work here. Ratchet, by the way,
stop hanging all those thou shalt not smoke sides around
the office.
Speaker 16 (42:50):
Goodness say yes, Abenezer Goob isn't exactly a candidate for
the Jefferson Awards, if you know what I mean. Later
that night, Ebenezer is at home getting ready for bed.
He has a strange sound.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Lady man, what.
Speaker 16 (43:07):
A ghostly apparition appears before him.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
He was subman, I'm the ghost of Bob Marley. Hi,
wait a minute, my dad partner was Jacob Barley.
Speaker 15 (43:20):
I know, but the writers thought this would be a
better joke, man, and they figured we could use one
right about now.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Anyway, I'm here to.
Speaker 15 (43:27):
Tell you, before the night is over, you'll be visited
by three spirits. They'll show you how you're squandering your
existence on the earth man. And if we're going to
keep this thing under five minutes, they better show up
pretty soon.
Speaker 12 (43:42):
Mon ghost of Bob Barley, And I thought I had
some stupid material. The hubbug Caberonzer falls back into a
troubled sleep, but it's awakened leg of that same night
by another ghostly figure.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
All my life?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
I want a fight about it. I come to talk
to you ins about how you've handled your life in
the pies.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
How if I did not tell.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Suddenly I second spirit of Peirs.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Hello, Ebanez a Goma.
Speaker 12 (44:23):
That's Ebenezer Goober. You must be the ghost of Christmas present,
right you our babe?
Speaker 16 (44:29):
Hey, I just came back to tell you, if you
don't stop being such a pill, you won't have a
ghost of a chance of getting a Christmas present. Ha ha,
Hold on, baby, bick a butt head on another dimensional plane.
See you tell Cindy Patterson. I'll get right back to her. Yeah, babe,
At that moment, our third ghost of pairs.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 12 (44:49):
I guess you must be the ghost of a Christmas future.
I reckon, Hey, let me tell my paperwork here. Huh yeah,
that's you.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
I'm here to show you how you're gonna be a
butt here for the rest of your life, and then
when you die, nobody gonna come to your funeral and stuff.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
I love to develop the concept a little more, but
this thing is really a little bit long.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Listen up to page seven. When you break down and
start liking Christmas and stuff? Can we do well? Barford
put a little Moore into it, sud for.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
What I'm getting paid, I'm the one ought to be saying,
dull humbug all.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Right, all right, hey Robin type of page sevend.
Speaker 16 (45:21):
Quick the heart wrenching scenes revealed to Ebony's ago on
this Christmas Eve, change has outlook forever. In a single
dramatic night, he goes from full time butt head to
bleeding heart sentimentalist.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And so the next day, Hey, Robert d.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Ratchett, tiny taim Bye Bed, Bye Bed.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
What's happening dudes?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Why mister good you've changed? What's happened to you?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
I'm full of the joy of Christmas. Good buddy, the
joy of Christmas.
Speaker 8 (45:50):
You.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Put up the office supplies, boys, we.
Speaker 12 (45:53):
Gonna have us a Christmas foe down, a get right over.
Speaker 21 (45:57):
Every days ago where yo, mister Google, this is a
pleasant surprise. You the meanest curmudgeon of the nineteenth century,
full of the love and joy of the holiday season.
I'm impressed. Say about that, no smoking lounge in the basement.
Speaker 16 (46:11):
Don't push your luck Ratchet. From that day forward, Ebenezer
Goob was a new mine.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Hey, you know what you get? Would you cross Robert D.
Ratchet with a pig?
Speaker 7 (46:22):
Death it?
Speaker 2 (46:23):
There's some tings even a pig won't do.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
Duh huh.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Now, if we can only get him some new jokes.
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I'm Robin Leach with agnov wishes and candy cane dreams
for you and yours this holiday season.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Or as Tony Tim would say to you, No, no, no,
not that thing. Oh God, bliss us everyone that's better.
Happy holidays.
Speaker 5 (46:59):
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Speaker 1 (47:21):
Y'all for my family to yours. Merry Christmas, A merry Christmas,
Happy New Year. Been caramel out there and we'll see
you back in January. Second love you, mat It,
Good morning, and it's Big Show on the radio the
twenty third of December, and our video today brought you
by Mount Olive. Munchie's a portable pickling of pounds. When
you own to go, he'll be grocery stores now. Oh,
several different flavors. Good old pickles from a Mount Island
pickle company.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
There's nineteen twenty six the video John Boy got run
over by reindeer.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
All the Big Show crew represented our Christmas video. Check
it out sometime today over the holidays at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Right now pets Okay, come yo, wis.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Event quiz?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Then I say hey to Chris from Floren, South Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, Good morning, hey man. Welcome Chris hard
Part's over relaxing. Listen to Midland win Well.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Disneyland is raising ticket prices again. The California Amusement Park
has bumped the price of a regular one day adult
ticket by twelve dollars. It now costs one hundred and
twenty nine bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
And the price of what they call a peak demand
day ticket is now one hundred and forty nine dollars.
Bud Wait, there's more Disney visitors over the age of
ten have to pay the full freshly raised, grown up
ticket price. That's right at Disney. Ten year old's are
(02:04):
considered adults. Among the reactions to that, a family travel
magazine called it the worst move of the year. Be
a Disney fan website called it a very un Disney thing.
Or see England's Prince Andrew swapped his crown for a
pair of Mickey Mouse ears.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
What you got, Chris?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Okay, see there's the sound of victory. Chris, you got
a big old man out of Big O Briar's back.
We'll get it to you down Florence.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Looking forward to it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Man Christmas, Buddy Man, Christmas bottom money our time at
the top of your news and a very special Christmas
callend bitter eight College about a minute. Good morning, this
(03:37):
Big Shaw on the radio, gonna have you said one
Merry Christmas. We have a Christmas fun this morning. We
go back to our second Christmas album. As you're looking
forward to this, John Boyn Billy is nerve racking Christmas
Part two.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Here's the second cut.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Get ready for Christmas like you've never heard it before.
It's John boys chronic Lyrico says, Christmas Special. Hark the
Hairy angels sing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
You better wash up, You better not ripe, better not pile.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
I'm telling your wife, Santa Claus is going to town.
It's bacon and lips, chicken and rice. Come to find
out he's nuty all right, Santa Claus is going to town.
(04:29):
It's these two when your sleep feed and those when
you're away.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He knows if you're in bed for good, So be
good for good, Miss Blake.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah, everybody, second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you a
buttload of holiday cheer. Police knuck me down, your favorite
holiday classics.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Police snuck me.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Down as only John Boy would do.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
The police knuck me down.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
So get up.
Speaker 7 (04:57):
I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Leave, sweethearts. I'm gonna left to a merry Christmas. I'm
gonna left to a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left to a.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Merry Christmas, to Nevada on my pard.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
He may not quite know the words, but he's definitely
got the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
A rah.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Mule tie never sounded like this.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
There dolls with.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Balls and Harley falling on a log, and under Dog.
Speaker 7 (05:31):
Ten season, too big.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Trolley falling on a log and Underdog Don Renaldo scar
Barrow loading all lighting a.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Roll the ancient low side barrel.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Fall along a long line, No.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
No monies, Wales, don't miss John Boys chronically Ricosa's Christmas Special.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
We went through a Merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Chris Musk. We went through a merry Christmas, and
I had me two beers. We went through a merry Christmas.
We went through a merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (06:31):
And I had made two beers. Good tiny, sweet dreams
to you and your kids. Get tidy for Christmas if
you having two beers.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Park the Hairy Angels sing Christmas Eve at eight on
the only networked this desperate for programming, Fox Family Channel.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio for you, Monday morning,
December to twenty third.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Colin coming in from off the Frontage Road. Good morning,
Big Show.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Well, good morning there, John Boy and Billy and good
morning all be love it friends other in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent full of Gospel, pennicolcial Assembly, just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
it's Christmas again, the time of year everybody runs around
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spending money they ain't got to buy people they don't
like a bunch of presents they don't want. The season
where church folks start pitching a hissory about how the
Starbucks cup ain't got enough Jesus on it. The season
when a tiny little baby was born in a manger
so all the world could join hands and celebrate happy
(08:11):
Honda Days. I know some of y'all are saying, now, Preacher,
we know you ain't the biggest fan of Christmas time,
but you ain't gonna come in here and trying to
reuin it for everybody, are you? Friends? I got news
for you. Christmas ain't supposed to be for everybody. It's
supposed to celebrate the birthday of the Lord. But outside
(08:34):
of thirty seconds in the Peanuts cartoon, the only time
the average Mordern American says the name of Jesus Christ
is if the car in front of them don't put
off when the light turns green. Some of the folks
here at the church they are to take up for
Christmas a little bit more, because if I don't, why
I'll be giving it up to the unbelievers. Well who
(08:57):
you think come up with all this holiday hollygum. In
the first place, the Hittites and the Amalekites was having
midwinter soldist parties two thousand years before the Lord was
even born. The paganistic Germans come up with the idea
of propping a fresh cut tree up in the living
room and putting lights on it. And crusty the snowman
(09:20):
and his magical hat was probably cooked up by some
old wild druid felleries. I tell you some of my
paganistic holiday fact checking has still got a holder do it. Oh,
but don't get me wrong. I'll take any opportunity I
can get to get in a plug for the Lord Jesus.
And that's why I'm here to invite whosover will to
(09:42):
come on out for our annual Sword of Joshua Live
Nativity pageant. Unto you is born this day in the
church parking lot. Actually it's just until you was born,
to say. The parking lot is where it takes place,
manger critters provided by pets and things and the brushy
woe shopping pleasant. Then come on in the family Activity
(10:03):
Center and enjoy our holiday program slash object lesson walking
in a worldly Wonderland. The Sword of Joshua Youth quarrel
perform a rib tickling round up a sanctified satire. The
all inclusive Christmas shingle Hong feature in broad minded holiday
(10:25):
favorites like Frosty the gender Fluid snow Person angels we
have heard only in our imagination. Grandma got runned over
by intolerant Bible thumming white boy on the way to
a gun show. Do you hear what I hear? And
it's okay if you don't, because nobody's got a monopoly
(10:46):
on the truth and it's beginning to look a lot
like coincidence. What's your funny bonesmen? Tacko Stick around for
a soul stirring gospel message on the true reason for
the season from our guest speaker, Doctor kraflow Ostein from
the Snakes and Sparkler's Pennycoastal Temple in Chlamydia, Oklahomer Death
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the Halls with Bows of Holiness Now through December the
thirty first at the Sword of Joshua, Independent pol Gospel
Penny Coostal Assembly just off State Road twenty three, all
Friday rud This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins reminding
you it's time to turn, so you don't barn John
(11:32):
Boyn Billy a Yo, keep them straight up the.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Good Morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather sports died.
Speaker 12 (11:44):
This is Spanjordy arts in all diviation.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Hammy Langers your Morwe after around to kick the wolverine.
Speaker 13 (11:54):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring smoothie.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Bay.
Speaker 13 (12:05):
There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Good morning, This makes show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
An hour ago on a Christmas show, the Pillars has
always wanted to write a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Christmas story, and he's got one.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The premiere Pillars Christmas Story coming up in minutes. The
first o Boy Robert Earl Keen Very Christmas from the family,
recorded live in the Big Show studio.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
We're gonna play this song.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at a Christmas party.
We were drinking champagne, punching homemade agg Now hug. Little
sister brought her new boyfriend.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
He was a mex Again.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
We know what to think of him of this sign
Police Nobby Dog Police Nobby brought the kid brought his
kids at him, the three from his first wife Lynn
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and the two dad coats wains probably second wife Mary.
Now of course he brought his new wife Kay. The
talks all about Shane smoking. Wow, the stereo place, no way,
(14:35):
no how, the first no.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
God.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
The turkey turned the ball game on mixed margarite, swearing
the Hagnocks gone. Since somebody to the quick backstore. We
need some ic and that extension corn, a can of beany,
had some din rides, a box of tampons, some mall
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burrel lites. Everybody says cheese, Marry Christmas from the fan mole.
There's that note I couldn't find in that other side.
Frown and ready draw from harlow Chin. I can't remember
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how I'm ken to them when they tried to plug
their motor home in the blue Eye Christmas lives cousin
daven It just.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
What went wrong.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
So we all waded out on our front law eat
the breaker, and the lots came up.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
And we sang silent, not a silent.
Speaker 15 (16:16):
Called.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
The turkey turned the ball game on.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Make bloody Mary's call.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
He said, somebody tea to stop and gone, we need
some celianna.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Can of fake snow, a bag.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Of lemons, and somebodys sprides a box of tambos and
save love lots and everybody say cheese.
Speaker 14 (16:47):
Merry Christmas from the fan mon.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Good morning makes shows on the radio. Coming up Hanson's
last rounds of wordy Word. He was up in her entirement.
I don't know whether he's looking forward to retire or
not having to play wordy word anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Why can't it be both?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
All right, well, I go, we'll do that. He who's
a last contestant on Team Terry and Tater. Ah, right first,
you know, talking about pillars. Uh, send this up? What
you got for us, buddy?
Speaker 13 (17:46):
You know, for years, I've always wanted to do a
poem at Christmas or a short story. I've started writing
short stories again. Uh, And I thought about this. Actually,
I thought about it last night, and I started writing
it this morning, and so it literally hot off the press.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
All right here, Eh, It's called Old Dodge.
Speaker 13 (18:07):
Christmas was drawing near, and the old man hadn't been
in a church in a while, not since his wife died.
He parked his old truck and he walked to the door.
He still wasn't sure if this was the right thing
to do, but he shakily grasped the knob and turned it.
He took off his old hat and held it in
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both hands. He walked nervously down the long aisle and
took a seat in a pew. He bowed his head, Lord.
His voice trembled. I don't reckon you owe me anything. Lord,
I ain't exactly been the holiest fellow, but I was
sort of hoping that you had a minute for me.
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His grip tightened on his hat. Lord, you called my
wife home fifteen years ago. I was all alone. We'd
been married for forty years, didn't know a day without her.
An then she was gone. I didn't rightly care for
beIN alone, Lord, An. Then one day out at the
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dump there, right before Christmas, I found a little hound
dog shivering from the cold and scrounging for a meal,
eating trash like it was fine dinin'. Well. It broke
my heart. I don't know if it was on account
of the holiday or what, but I picked him up,
an I brung him home. He walked right in, laid
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down on the big rug in front of the fireplace.
I sat in my chair and turned on the radio.
An old bing Crosbie was singing.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
Oh Holy Night.
Speaker 13 (19:47):
That pup wagged and wagged his little tail. From then on,
he loved that song. The old man became more animated
as he recalled the memories. That Christmas. He watched me
decorate the tree for the first time since Mamma died.
We had a big dinner and even watched the parade
on the TV. He was the best thing that ever
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happened to me. I named him Dodge on account he
loved riding in the truck. The old man stopped for
a minute and a tear rolled down his weathered cheek.
Then two years ago, just before Thanksgiving, Old Dodge took sick.
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He passed right there on his favorite rug. I couldn't
even cook the turkey that year, knowing Old Dodge wouldn't
be there to help eat. It didn't have the heart
to put up the tree without Dodge there to help. Lord,
it's funny how a dog can fill up a house
and a heart, because they both sure feel empty now.
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I seen this movie on the TV talking about Christmas miracles. Lord,
I know it's kindly bold to me to ask for
something from a complete stranger, but I'd sure like you
to pass a message on to Old Dodge. Tell him
I miss him terrible, and if I knew he was
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watching over me, I wouldn't feel so dad gum alone.
So if he could figure out a way to let
me know he was still there with his old dad,
I know that I'd see him again some day, and
that'd make the weight tolerable. No man stood up, and
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he looked up at the sunlight streaming through the stained glass.
Thanks for your time, Lord, and Merry Christmas. Several days passed,
an Old Dodge sent no signs to the old man.
He was careful to look everywhere, hoping to spot something
that could tell him Old Dodge was lingering near by. Lord,
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I reckon, you're a mite busy this time of year,
but thank you all the same. That night, the wind
blew cold. The old man sat by the fireplace, listening
to the radio while the memories of old Dodge replayed
in his head. He smiled, He even laughed, remembering when
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Dodge got into the chicken coop but couldn't get out, Eh,
crazy old dog. Before he could move on to the
next memory, he heard a sound on the front porch,
probably that old possum looking for a handout. He got
some leftovers on of the fridge, and he opened the door.
Come and get it, you old rascal. But there was
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no possum, just a scrawny little pup. The old man
squinted before he could speak. The little stray ran into
the house and from room to room the old man
called to him, but the pup had disappeared. When the
old man finally found him, he was laying on the
rug right in front of the fireplace, in Old Dodge's spot.
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The old man sat in his chair. He looked at
the dog, and he knew, he knew that this was
his message from Old Dodge to pass on the love
and good fortune that Dodge knew to another lost soul.
As the pup slept, the old man went up to
the attic and brought down a big box. He put
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up a little plastic tree and put a string of
lights on it. He put up some tinsel and hung
two stockings on the mantel. One was his and the
other red, simply Dodge, Oh, I reckon, he wouldn't mind,
would he, Little Dodge. He put down a bowl of
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water and some chicken left over from dinner. But the
pup the pop just slept. The old man sad and
watched him his heart full. I'll do my best to
do right by him, Dodge. I'm counting on you to
school him along from your side of the fence. The
old man turned on the radio bing Crosbie sang, Oh
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Holy night, and the little sleeping dog wagged his tail.
And that Sunday, the old man and little Dodge went
to church the end as somebody. Then the dog farted.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And that's a whole other story that.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's make me appreciate pearl more this holiday season. Ah well,
let's play our wordy word game. Here we go, the
last wordy word that won't play what has and and
unless he visits you know, next time, and we make
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him play again our whole time second and I won't visit.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, never mind, We're not gonna make it. This work
your last wordy word day.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So let's get a couple contestants one eight hundred big
show your toe free line across America.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
We team up and play next.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Good morning, there's a big showing the radio time video
today brought you by Mount Olive Munches, portable pickle in
a pouch.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
It'll have been grocery stores. Now, John Boy got run
over by a rein deer Lee.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
We can pick out the entire Big Show crew video
today when you go to the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Alrighty, well, here we go.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
No better wordy word that the worthy word. We wearinghigh's
his last word.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We word man lust win their contestants. We got James
from Calhoun, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Good morning, James, good morning, good morning. And we got
Robbie from Athens, Alabama. Good morning, Robbie, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
All right, boys, welcome Robbie. You are own team Tater
and Terry, James on the John Boy and Bill a side.
We will do two rounds thirty seconds each.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Good luck boys.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh Robbie, you relax Me and James for the first
thirty seconds. James you ready, I'm ready. Here we go,
starting the clock now at thirty two degrees water will yes,
all right, Campbell's makes this Campbell's out.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Uh huh. You go to school. You are in a
what you sat in a blank room? Yeah? All right?
The old show the twilight blank twilight and rhymes with it.
Give the dog a yeah, rhymes with it, Call on
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him who what happened?
Speaker 13 (27:32):
Oh she turned up the buzzer on.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
I know I heard that.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's not you.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
That's so all right as our James put a five
on the board.
Speaker 16 (27:44):
All anyway, who knows what's all about?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
A lot of attention in this last game? Perhaps?
Speaker 13 (27:50):
And wow?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
All right, there we go, Robbie. You are up with Tater?
Are you ready?
Speaker 11 (27:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Okay go?
Speaker 17 (28:01):
Most everybody has a mobile blank A second rhymes with it.
This is a pilotless plane rhymes with it. Might take
aerial pictures with this little thing that flies. It flies, Yes,
rhymes with it. The blank ranger and the rolling blanks.
(28:30):
I don't like the blank of your voice.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
All right?
Speaker 9 (28:38):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Put a four on the board, So James leads five
to four. That wasn't personal, Robbie. That I just I
heard that a lot when I was a kid.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I used to get that.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I don't like your tone. All right, James, you were
up with Billy. I just gave you one. Maybe James
wasn't paying attention. That wasn't thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Let's wait and see how the handsome last wordy word
game and y'a were screwing it up.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Now I'll do that bone.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, that's his game. All right, here we go, James.
You're with Billy. Are you ready.
Speaker 13 (29:17):
And go?
Speaker 5 (29:18):
You put on this part of a chicken and make
a wish never mind? Okay, see a movie. Macaulay Culkin
was in home blank.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Hello Hello, yep, rhymes with it. He's not a kid anymore.
He's fully what he's a blank up. He's not a kid.
He's he's an adult. He's a blank up.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I mess up.
Speaker 7 (29:42):
No, we're still he's an adult.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
An adult. He's all blanked up like the games so far.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Right, Yeah, so there's a buzzer, James, you can quit
trying for right now. So it was all right, tone
if we throw that one out, wishbone, you Billy said
wish So Robbie got one. So with one on James,
that's six for James and Robbie has five. Ah wow,
it's set up here, Robbie. All right, Hanson, y'all need
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one to tie?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Okay? Is that right, Jackie? I can't read you right?
And five to four is nine? Now it's five? Okay,
mark that out there, you go, thank you.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
So one to tie, okay, two to win for Hanson's
last every game of word, he will cut it out, Robbie.
It's all riding on you don in Athens, Alabama. And
oh we're picking up on that last one.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Ready. He's not a kid anymore. He's all blanked up
from there, you go.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's just now.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
He's a bow and arrow in this sport. A bow
and arrow in this sport.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
It is what.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
You take it to school.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Take it in school, bow and arrow, you shoot it.
It's called what. It's a game. There you go.
Speaker 14 (31:06):
For the win.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Gay word goes out with.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Questionable actions from Tater, but we won't let it spoil it.
Thank you. I don't think it was kind of banked
up there there, all.
Speaker 18 (31:22):
Right, happiest Christmas and sping Crosby tap dant with Danny K.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
James from Calhoun.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Appreciate you. You can play again anytime, and you have
a merry Christmas.
Speaker 18 (31:36):
Okay, I gotta a shout out, Yeah, go ahead, I
shout out my beautiful life of forty five years.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Well, I hear you, all right, James, all right, I
appreciate it. All right, Thank you man, y'all have a
good and look at you. Robbie.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Your prize pack headed down to Athens, Alabama, took handsOn
out with the Victory Hanson.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
That wonderful. Give me a shout out, Robbie. It's touch
your damn gain.
Speaker 8 (32:06):
To get a shout out.
Speaker 19 (32:06):
And all our service men over.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Over Sat come home with them all to marry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
All right, good deal, Robbie, hang on, Jack, you hook
you up? Thank you make Christmas?
Speaker 11 (32:18):
You off?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio time of the
Classic Bit Request in the morning.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
First, I want to get something else off the Facebook, Walt.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
I got a message from Gabriella said her dad is
a huge fan of us. He's a truck driver, wakes
up every morning at four am to get to work.
First thing he does is turn on our station and
listen to us on the Big Show. Says I know
if you could say hey, this Christmas, it means a
lot to him.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Deeply appreciate you guys for it. Gabriella. Well, thank you
Gabriella for letting us know about your dad. Danny Agualar, Danny,
you have a merry Christmas. We appreciate you being a
faithful listener all these years. I feel you pain getting
up at four am in the morning. No, although I
don't quite feel that you're up a little earlier than
I am. So let's get our schedules together.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Spirit Christmas start getting up.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
All right, all right, shout out to Daddy and now
our classic bid requests from Mark Sprague. Mark says, hadn't
heard backyard football in a long time.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Did y'all do that one?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Well, Yeah, we're about here to playoffs. We are in
bowl season. We'll do backyard ball for you. Mark, coming
up next. Yeah, morning, big shows on the radio, all racks, lass'
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been in the morning from Mark Sprague had a du
Bois Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Mark listening to the big show.
Speaker 8 (34:11):
Here you go.
Speaker 19 (34:15):
NBS Sports Presents Backyard Bowl four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats
Bookers and by Bush at his pal Butch life. No
when to say uncles, Good afternoon, everybody.
Speaker 18 (34:37):
Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson, live from the
vacant lot beside Missus Mortisen's house, bringing you the war
between the hedges and the street.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
It's Backyard Ball four.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
They were about to get under way. There's some haggling
going on down there. It looks like the last two
slots on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 18 (34:56):
Of course, here at backyard football a little different. The
rosters are actually made while standing on the field. So
down to the final two slots.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Yes, it's a citizen Randy and Benny's little sister. They
call her the girl.
Speaker 18 (35:09):
Yeah, looking for good things from the girl. She's little,
she is quick. I see they're more haggling going on.
The Blazers are invoking the familiar we had him last
time rule.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Which of course means the girl is going to join
their lineup.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and you know, Dicky. Unless I miss my guess,
Randy's gonna be the one who has to stay in
and blog.
Speaker 18 (35:33):
I remember back at the backyard Bawl three when he
actually convinced him to let him go out for a
pass hitting the face game ended early when he cried,
took his ball and went hall.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Who could forget that.
Speaker 18 (35:42):
Well, you know, a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all, but today
perhaps the most important player on the field gotta be
a first for Randy.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's because, of course it's his foots.
Speaker 18 (35:54):
This ball exactly hardly been used at all. Remember back
during barefoot season, he had a little red splotch on
his foot from kicking the laces, but his mom took
care of that.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yep, she wrote that kick me here on the magic
marker there.
Speaker 18 (36:08):
On the other side, which has really helped Randy out
so far.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss. What's
going okay?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
The crushers went a quick round of rock paper scissors,
and they're going to elect to receive.
Speaker 18 (36:21):
Receive, and they will take the end of the field
where it is limb free, the trees, of course, bushes
on one side and the street on the other end.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
There's got some trouble down there, that's what's happening.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
I can't believe this. Randy making sports history here today, folks.
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
rock paper scissors.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Delay on the ball game. Delay at the start of
the ball game.
Speaker 18 (36:42):
So we'll pause for this announcement from Stinky Johnson, Scooter.
Speaker 20 (36:46):
And Leslies drink, get SSI and g first cot then
go's Meg, don't go, Scooter as a baby couch and
Andie Brown eats boogers.
Speaker 18 (37:00):
Right now, the first play of the game about to
get under way for backyard ball four uh, opening with
the classic everybody out for a pass play.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard.
Speaker 18 (37:11):
Day, except, of course, for Randy. Who will who will
stay in and block? Yes, see the duck.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Eddie Waddell lines up wide right. Here's MARYO King lines
up not quite as wide right.
Speaker 18 (37:23):
And there goes Tubby Rise lines up so far right,
he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait, Tubby's just just relieving himself,
getting ready.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, your backyard ball.
Speaker 7 (37:33):
I think they're ready.
Speaker 18 (37:34):
Okay, Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks
at the manhole cover a long pass.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Whoa man, that's hit me the power line. Hit the
power line. That is a do over. A right, we'll
just go ahead and run this up a little bit.
Speaker 18 (37:50):
We probably don't have time for the whole game, so
we'll just just we'll join Hey, what was that guy?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Will join in further action? The guy who didn't know
their name? Football, You don't talk about it, no further
action later in the game. Okay, that's good. Let's wait
day break. And looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Now let's say, actually she did count. He's just going
with the old argument.
Speaker 18 (38:15):
She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Mississippi before
she crossed the line.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Of the girl has been all over him all day.
Speaker 18 (38:23):
Well, she is a year older than him, and twice
his size, and of course about three or four times
the athletic ability.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
That let's move an iron, Randy.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
Now you know you don't run forward.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
We'll do it. I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 18 (38:35):
All right, let's move to further action in the game. Okay,
here we had the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
If is crunch time, it's going to be first team
to score wins.
Speaker 18 (38:49):
Here we go, alrighty, it's everybody go long for a
pass except Randy.
Speaker 5 (38:55):
It will shay in and block, all right. Stinky fades
back to pass O trouble here. Randy Tripps falls down.
He's crying again. And he's crying again. Looks like everybody
else is laughing at him. To his he he said
that was his good pair of breeches. His mom told
him he couldn't mess them up.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
And all this is guy good.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
He's got a hold. Oh look yep, he's mad.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Is he taking it?
Speaker 2 (39:17):
He's taking his ball, ball, going going home.
Speaker 18 (39:20):
Buskins Backyard Ball number four reminiscent of last year's game.
On a similar note, Well, who'll meet Vaca here the
next afternoon? We can that's whoa Okay, sudden death. Everybody's splitting.
Here comes dad with the belt.
Speaker 7 (39:33):
That's not agree.
Speaker 19 (39:36):
Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of NBS Sports
The Nutwork, were the really.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Cool guys hang out. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Here for a few more minutes, right, we'll have the
best of the Big Show for your Christmas Eve listening
pleasure tomorrow. And we will be back on January second
in the Big Show studio. And we'll use this time
to thank Terry Hanson for years of friendship in the
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last twelve years on The Big Show. Terry Man, you've
been one of the best best friends had man for
a long time. As we went through your fifty years
of working, Holler your very first client when you went
out on your own, Yeah, John Boy and Billy Incorporated.
There was and then when you stepped into the Big
Show studio twelve years ago.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Buddy, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
Miss you, and Patty, we are gonna make you visit us.
You gotta drop by when you're back in town. You
get settled in going back to your hometown of Saint Louis. Yes, sir,
I know your kids are gonna be your grandkid's gonna
be happy to have you around there, pop popping, and we.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Gonna miss you. Buddy. Thank you for all you've done,
all you're gonna do. It's been a blast. Thanks guys,
appreciate it right, buddy, Thank you for being my partner.
Is always fun. I love you were hands and I'm
thinking for me that it goes.
Speaker 15 (41:36):
Well we do.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
We're ending up the Christmas Show when it comes from
our very first John Boy and Billy Christmas.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Album, London, eighteen ninety seven.
Speaker 16 (41:57):
Our drive study fell with grimy smoke felt sweat shops,
sweaty grime field, smoke shops, smokey sweatfield. While you get
the idea, this is not club med. We're talking about.
It's dark, it's depressing, and no place is more dark
and depressing than the meager little shop Off Goob and.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Molly run by Ebenezer Goob.
Speaker 16 (42:16):
As our story opens, Ebenezer is talking with his chief
Lucky Robert Dave Ratchett.
Speaker 21 (42:22):
Mister Goob, you're a cruel, heartless slave driver with no
sense of kindness or understanding. Yes, that's why I've always
looked up to you. Be that as it may, I'm
deeply saddened by the way you have refused to close
the office on Christmas Day.
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Christmas that it's just another excuse to pick a bad's
pocket if you ask me close the office, Oh Christmas,
the hubbug, get back to work here. Ratchet, by the way,
stop hanging all those thou shalt not smoke sides around
the office.
Speaker 16 (42:50):
Goodness say yes, Abenezer Goob isn't exactly a candidate for
the Jefferson Awards, if you know what I mean. Later
that night, Ebenezer is at home getting ready for bed.
He has a strange sound.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Lady man, what.
Speaker 16 (43:07):
A ghostly apparition appears before him.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
He was subman, I'm the ghost of Bob Marley. Hi,
wait a minute, my dad partner was Jacob Barley.
Speaker 15 (43:20):
I know, but the writers thought this would be a
better joke, man, and they figured we could use one
right about now.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Anyway, I'm here to.
Speaker 15 (43:27):
Tell you, before the night is over, you'll be visited
by three spirits. They'll show you how you're squandering your
existence on the earth man. And if we're going to
keep this thing under five minutes, they better show up
pretty soon.
Speaker 12 (43:42):
Mon ghost of Bob Barley, And I thought I had
some stupid material. The hubbug Caberonzer falls back into a
troubled sleep, but it's awakened leg of that same night
by another ghostly figure.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Speaker 7 (44:02):
All my life?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
I want a fight about it. I come to talk
to you ins about how you've handled your life in
the pies.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
How if I did not tell.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Suddenly I second spirit of Peirs.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Hello, Ebanez a Goma.
Speaker 12 (44:23):
That's Ebenezer Goober. You must be the ghost of Christmas present,
right you our babe?
Speaker 16 (44:29):
Hey, I just came back to tell you, if you
don't stop being such a pill, you won't have a
ghost of a chance of getting a Christmas present. Ha ha,
Hold on, baby, bick a butt head on another dimensional plane.
See you tell Cindy Patterson. I'll get right back to her. Yeah, babe,
At that moment, our third ghost of pairs.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 12 (44:49):
I guess you must be the ghost of a Christmas future.
I reckon, Hey, let me tell my paperwork here. Huh yeah,
that's you.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:57):
I'm here to show you how you're gonna be a
butt here for the rest of your life, and then
when you die, nobody gonna come to your funeral and stuff.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Listen.
Speaker 5 (45:03):
I love to develop the concept a little more, but
this thing is really a little bit long.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Listen up to page seven. When you break down and
start liking Christmas and stuff? Can we do well? Barford
put a little Moore into it, sud for.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
What I'm getting paid, I'm the one ought to be saying,
dull humbug all.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Right, all right, hey Robin type of page sevend.
Speaker 16 (45:21):
Quick the heart wrenching scenes revealed to Ebony's ago on
this Christmas Eve, change has outlook forever. In a single
dramatic night, he goes from full time butt head to
bleeding heart sentimentalist.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And so the next day, Hey, Robert d.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Ratchett, tiny taim Bye Bed, Bye Bed.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
What's happening dudes?
Speaker 3 (45:42):
Why mister good you've changed? What's happened to you?
Speaker 2 (45:45):
I'm full of the joy of Christmas. Good buddy, the
joy of Christmas.
Speaker 8 (45:50):
You.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Put up the office supplies, boys, we.
Speaker 12 (45:53):
Gonna have us a Christmas foe down, a get right over.
Speaker 21 (45:57):
Every days ago where yo, mister Google, this is a
pleasant surprise. You the meanest curmudgeon of the nineteenth century,
full of the love and joy of the holiday season.
I'm impressed. Say about that, no smoking lounge in the basement.
Speaker 16 (46:11):
Don't push your luck Ratchet. From that day forward, Ebenezer
Goob was a new mine.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
Hey, you know what you get? Would you cross Robert D.
Ratchet with a pig?
Speaker 7 (46:22):
Death it?
Speaker 2 (46:23):
There's some tings even a pig won't do.
Speaker 7 (46:25):
Duh huh.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Now, if we can only get him some new jokes.
Speaker 16 (46:30):
I'm Robin Leach with agnov wishes and candy cane dreams
for you and yours this holiday season.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Or as Tony Tim would say to you, No, no, no,
not that thing. Oh God, bliss us everyone that's better.
Happy holidays.
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ninety nine says each fifteen for nine ninety nine. Buy
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Speaker 1 (47:21):
Y'all for my family to yours. Merry Christmas, A merry Christmas,
Happy New Year. Been caramel out there and we'll see
you back in January. Second love you, mat It,
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Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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