May 14, 2025 • 44 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci musically asks the Wizard for a much needed body part - and demonstrates why she needs it with her latest edition of TaterTainment News.. - Mr. Rhubarb teaches the complex subject of economics with today’s Carpool University.. - Mark Packer fills us in on the world of sports.. - Gary Busey has a yard Sale.. - and we’ll wrap up today with the Crocodile Stalker in search of the Colorado Nudists…
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh yeah, it's Big Shows on the radio, Wednesday, May fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Alright, mature tracking, the big.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Show, bit box, a crocodile stalker on the.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Colorado Nudist Colony.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
There's where word nudists for your John Boynbelly album or
your cropstalker album or you just won't see somebody niggain.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, it's radio and the kind of people who would
go to another's counting. Yes, very well, come on, let's play.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Blah.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We got our pivot.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Of blah mozi in here. Let's meet our contestant. He
is at a Christian burg, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They call him Mike.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Good morning, Mike, Hey, goodness, good morning John. Going to
talk to you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right, buddy, we're glad you're in here.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
So you know what we're gonna do, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Last dator. Some questions, you agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You can get two bells before two buzzers, and you
got big old prize pack.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
All right, sounds like a great deal, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well let's see what we can do tighter.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Many of the restaurants in France you were just there, No,
you weren't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You were in Italy. I'll get to Italy tomorrow raady.
Let me know of that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Many of the restaurants in France allow these inside. Some
even offer special menus for them. What are they tourists?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, it's kiddos, kids, kids.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
They allow kids inside in the restaurants.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Of France, kid menus. Mike, do you agree or disagree
that that is the answer?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh, Johnny, I I think I'm going have to disagree
with that one.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, that's the way the thing out.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Dogs, you know, kids can pretty much go into any restaurants.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm pretty sure they run leashes. I wasn't sure that
would be nice.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, there's a bell for Mike. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, when it comes to the most hated creatures in
the United States, they're almost always ranked number one. What
are they Number one would be lawyers?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, mosquitos.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Mosquitoes are ranked number one. Is the most hated creatures
in US? Mike, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I'm gonna have to disagree again.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Ja, Well that was the thing to do.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You just don't want to get along with you.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Thanks for all I've been waiting on the contestants actually
do that. Congratulations Mike.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You did know it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Was like cockroaches? Is the answer?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Followed by mosquitoes mosquitoes number two, then rats, wasps and rattlesnakes.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh okay, none of them many good well.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Good work, Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You gotta make old prize pack. Heads up to Christiansburg
for you.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Hey, thank you, Johnny. Always great talking to you guys.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We appreciate you, Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hang on, all right, we're jumping out, catching you up
on your new It's all man. I enter into the
diary of Gary Busey after his big yard sail.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, want to miss this right on the other.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Side, m.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Good morning, there's a big jo on the radio for
your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
And now an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Be use.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well Diary. Spring is here.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
It's time to break out by pastel knee pants an
Easter themed glass eye at Constant Debussy. We do it upright.
I was out in the garage the other day and
I couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know
that it is in there. I'm used to riding in
Crazy Frankie's motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of
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the state at the moment.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Gray Bar Hotel and I had to run errands.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
As I dug the buick out of that mess, I
had an epiphany, a great big epiphany. And after I
got that hosed off the driveway, I had me an idea.
It's time for the fourth annual Bucy Hollywood Garage Sail.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Come and get it.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Look at these sails, from those hair tremors, the wooden pails.
Every item belonged to a star, like Francis Farmer's lobotomy,
scars of a huskernoo. I got a poop pop up one.
I had to separate the wheat from the chaff. I
throwed out a lot of junk I didn't reckon. No
(06:11):
one would ever want, like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in men condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't need a bunch of.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George Reeves
Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark in
the seat. Who the hell was that.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Oops?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Come to think of it, I think that poops name
was mine. Come on, come on and have a ball.
These deals will be here come the fall. Think of
the stories you'll have to share when you leave with
the jar. Carl Malden's nose air honk honk air.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What smells? Wont care?
Speaker 8 (06:52):
This superman smoot smells like my donkey, don't care. Faster
than a speeding duty, more powerful than a Dutch oven,
able to delete tall porta John's and I sin'ing gonn.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's poop on my head, Up up and art.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
I wish it hadn't been so tight that won't come
out with that kryptonite. Yeah, once I got the stuff
separated out, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put
everything on a half dozen tables in the driveway. I
got Brigitte Nielsen's very first breast implants. They're might hefty,
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but they make a dandy footstool.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
I got one of Flavor Flames clock necklaces. Unfortunately it's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.
He looks small on hill. Courtesy of Greg Alband. I
got Sheriff's faces number three and seven, perfect for scaring
the boat Diddley out of them. Pasky raccoons. I got
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a pair of Rosie O'donald's spank Perfect Kiddy trampoline or
speed Bump. I got a big jug of lip old
fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been using it to loop
up my truck and fry my chicken. Can you say
multipurpose goodness? I got a collection to George Clooney's Winkie Stuffers. Sorry, ladies,
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he can't make you squeal because that thing ain't the
real deal.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I'm gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little
Black Book, and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will
be Andy Dick. I guess he's been living in my
storage shit all this time. I wonder what that smell was.
I got Kathy Griffin's freckles and jay Leno's chin, mc
(08:48):
Hammer's giant drawers and Beyonce's Next to ken Ron, Jeremy's
viagra and Vanillasi's hair. You'll find your heart's desire at
Gary's bargain Layer Juggle, Look.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Eat a bug, take a duty on a rug? Whomany do?
Gary loves you? El Well, Dorry.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
I gotta ski out up. I'm having a lunch with
Lindsay Lohan, Emmastone and Dakota Fanning trying to talk about
of some celebrity pentties for the sale. Lots of weirdos
on my block.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah yea, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Until next time, Dory Exs and Arry beaut Good morning bags.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Joe's on the radio, about twenty minutes away from what
to watch from the desk of tedlor Tainment News and
a couple of rounds a wordy words right now's good desk,
Good morning makes Joe.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Well, Good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends. How they're in radio land?
Let says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordie
Joshua Independent Photos. That's for the Pennycoaster assembly just off
Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
it's a lazy, crazy, unsavy days of summer again. You
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know what time was there was a certain group of
youngins that got left home all alone without no adult supervision.
Today we call that group just about all young All
saw there Billy, Bob and Dan. Mama ain't stay home
and care for you like their Bible teachers. She's got
(11:04):
a career now, Gotta put on that manish looking pantsuit,
push your bosoms together and get out there in the
business world. And daddy gotta pay for them two cars
and that full liquor cabinet and that high defamation fat
screen TV with those hundred channels on it, or as
(11:25):
they call it, providing for the basic necessities now. But
don't worry, kids, she's doing it all for you. See,
Mama's got to work outside the home because she wants
to be able to provide all the waltz and needs
and positive role modeling that are growing young in needs. See,
(11:45):
that's why she's leaving y'all to fend for yourself for
eight or ten hours a day. Don't but you won't
really be alone. Fire up that fat screen TV and
let the electronic babysitter fill your young skull full of
life less and get the real deal from the media
professionals like the horse faces of the Apocalypse on the
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view Reacher in Jamaican communist Whoopy Goldstein, another big girl
thinks she knows everything, gun thing and that little blond
you know, the one that's almost prety in a Bonnie
Horrace kind of world. Yeah, Boyd. They're liberal man hating
secular humanism is just what you need to start. You
(12:29):
laugh off rat and then flip on your eyepog and
get some solid career advice from the demon Beta. Today's
secular seducers in the music business, you know, brainiacs like
Lady Jorgalls, Queen Lerecher and fifteen cent Kanye West, Tater Swift,
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Toby Creep, Lady antre Venom and all their other hellish powers.
On the I tues he ain't no wonder. Half the
youngins in his country is on some kind of medication.
It's supposed to fix them. Appeal for this, appeal for that.
I'll tell you what they're need. The gosp pill exactly
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what they're gonna get. This year's extra narrow minded edition
of the Sword of Joshua Vageiian Bible School. Our special
guest headmaster this year is doctor Babbie Joel Montaigne from
the Signs and Wonder's Pennecostal Temple and Country Day School
in Wetnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montaigne will be laying the scriptural
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SmackDown on today's wayward youth in his patented corporal Punishing
King James only style instruction and exhortation in the classic
pennecostal laying on a Han's tradition. Got a problem, child,
Babbie Joe knows how to kick it old school. And
when I say it, I mean they're rear in heads up,
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working moms. Just cause you're going to hell, don't mean
your heads have to line up.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
There with you.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Five four days of Bible thumping but whooping action Yours
for just twenty nine ninety five runs Monday through Friday
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on the Friday Road. This is Reverend Burray Collins or
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mining years. Is time to turn so you don't burn
John Boyn Billy that you'll keep them straight uphig.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
All more chances for you to win coming up after
your news weathers Barts died.
Speaker 12 (14:49):
This is stand Jordi Arts in all the Vitra Hammy Langers.
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Yord Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 12 (14:59):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairing smoothie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And listening to.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
The Big Show with John Boy and Biley. There's a
bond in.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
This one.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Good morning that will make Shaw on the radio for you. Wednesday,
May fourteenth, It was on this date that Hugh Beaumont
passed away at age seventy three. Back in eighty two.
He was leaving to Beaver's dad, Dad On leave it
to Beaver and then Elvis Presley, according to the Weekly
(16:05):
World News, really died on this date in nineteen ninety three,
not in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
As what really happened? Yeah, well, they stood to make
a profit off of his all the sightings.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, they read all those stories about him
being still out at Burger King.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I remember, Oh, it's sold a lot of papers.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, but they said, all right, we've milked out enough.
So he really wasn't Well what about this? Did this
really happen? This fall?
Speaker 13 (16:42):
ABC presents the King of Rock and Roll in his
own weekly TV series. Tune in for the hilarious premiere.
I leave it to Elvis, Wally, Elvis, could you boys
come down here for a second. She had dad, your
mother has a question. She'd like to ask you boys.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Do either of you know what happened to the Three Pies?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I left cooling on the wind to sail this morning.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
She know, Mom, I was out at the park all day.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
How about you, Elvis? Oh no, I didn't take those
three peanut butter pies.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Honest, I do gee Elvis, If you didn't take them,
how did you know they were peanut butter pie?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Ah?
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Well, okay, maybe I did take them, but uh, me
and Larry Mondelo were hungry.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
You know, a kid gets really hungry when.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
He's out playing in John It's Elvis, the King of
rock and roll in the New Comedy Hit of the Year,
toy he Now you've really done it. When Tad finds
out you shot the TV, he's gonna be really steam.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I'm sorry, Wally, but I just couldn't take that rubber
gul a special on TV.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
Toy Eddie, I told you you shouldn't. Kevin, Elvis saw
that Perkadan.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Hey, squirt can't handle his high? Is that my problem?
Speaker 13 (17:44):
Hugh Boma, Barbara Billingsley, Tony daw and Elvis Presley in
Leave It to Elvis Coming this fall on ABC, Good.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
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We played Worthy Word for a a soorm and of
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I didn't run over some duty on the far You'll
have heavy duty fabricated jacks. When I'm saying starting at
just twenty nine nine nine, world on tough on grass,
easy on your wallet. I resent y'all making comments about
my pictures there on the Booker brands from my moleograss.
I told lot, I just went and sat on it
and I waited in the shad to Randy Finish. Yeah, well,
(18:40):
truth hurts me, guy, No, you better tell them the truth.
That's one thing I love to do. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah,
I'd ruther the mow grass. Ain't does something I've told
you all about that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Ain't Daddy made me do that when I was a
kid in the summer. Yeah, that's the road.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Turn moward back Ingraham North, Tell I've been something in
the neighborhood. Well, yeah, all right, World lawn Moors, y'all
check it out. Look for their link at the Big
Show dot com. Well now, from the desk of Taylor
Tama News it's one to watch.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Here's our girl, thank you about it.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
I'm sure we're gonna look and see what everybody was
watching at the box office this past weekend. Thunderbolts was
the number one movie at the box office for a
second straight weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
The Marvel comic.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Movie headlined by some baby doll out front, uh.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Pew, what's her name? Florence Florence Pugh.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
She placed the Russian in the movie. Yes, kind of
like all the Misfits super villains. After all the other
Avengers were killed off, they brought these guys in.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I will kill Moose and Squirrel.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, you're great, the big wonderful you most die. Coming
in second place. It stayed there from last weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Sinners, Sinners, Black, the movies where they're trying to kill
them when they go somewhere.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I don't think that should be a good question for
our entertainment reporter.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We should look, we should get them in here.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
A Minecraft movie stayed in third place, The Accountant to
fourth place, and Clown in a Cornfield came in fifth place.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Is that where the clowns go?
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Well, you know the It was a very popular clown
in the city there and did the kids went to
find out why their friends were disappearing, and then the clown.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You understand the word rhetorical.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Huh. Movies out this Friday, Final Destination Bloodlines.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It's a hard.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Flick.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
It's the news chapter and a bloody successful franchise. Let's
see where is the beginning of death Twisted sense of Justice?
Final Destination blood Lines Plagued by violent recurring nightmare, college
students head to home to track down the one person
who might be able to break the cycle and save
her family from the grizzly demid.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
So now and what number of movies is this for?
The Final Destination?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
The newest chapter?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So so the chapter like mis getting killed in a racking,
then it catches up or now it's they got to
worry about parents or grandparents? It is and passed down
to Look.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
They totally are speaking to you in this.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Have you watched?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
They're not bad? Is that especially the first few?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
After the third one, I'm you know, I lost entry,
But the first three were okay, kind.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Of catching on to the stick there this is the stick.
They cheated death and then they watched Watch.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
Out for that train?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
All right?
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Hurry Up Tomorrow is also out on Friday, and it's
a thriller. The thriller has Jenna Ortega Wednesday, she played
Wednesday on Netflix and Barry Keyogan, the Irish actor. A
musician plagued by insomnia is pulled into an odyssey with
a stranger who begins to unravel the very core of
his existence. Tomorrow to do that.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Streaming, streaming, if you have you streamed anything anybody, anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The other life and.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Getting out and doing things well, I binge watched Adolescence
on Netflix. It's only four episodes and it's about a
thirteen year old accused of murder's was made in Great Britain,
so I had.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
To have subtitles. I can't understand that from my language.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
So it follows the whole story and investigating this murder
and they go to the school and social media plays
a big part, so there's a message and it's all
one continuous shot.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
That was the other thing.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
So like you, if you watch it, they rehearsed and
then you watched the whole episode.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It was one take all the way through it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
He loves that sort of stuff.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
That watch came adolescents, I mean, and then haven't watched
about making of because it's amazing how they passed the
camera off and then and then hook it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Up to a drone. It's just alway.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Yeah, adolescence, now the story makes you very nervous, may
be very nervous, but amazing acting and it's dark and
it's great footage.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Adolescents on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Ah oh.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Also, if you're interested in the Twilight movies are on Netflix,
so you can get caught up with.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Vampires.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Yeah, they love they just dress playing boy, you're vampires.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well now you're very much but that reboard data. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Come on
one eight hundred, big show you told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next Good Morning.
(24:18):
Let's make showing the radio on it to you Wednesday
morning feature track. When to make show boot box episode
of the Crocodile, start of the Colorado Nudist Colony. We'll
take it there on the radio in about thirty minutes.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Right now, let's play I went Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, no wordy word, no wordy word.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Let's meet our contestions. We got Brian from Lennox Georgia.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Good morning, Brian, Good morning, Mordy.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Welcome, and we got Steve out of Cleveland, tennesseee goome morning, Steve.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
What going down one of y'all boys?
Speaker 12 (24:57):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I see it?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Who held me?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Tayter and Steve or.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
John boy and Brian?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
All right?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Donator?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Did oh? Rade?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
What kind of words we got?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
It?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Were going random? We got us a category the words
dealing with.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Hobbies, guys, hobbies. All right, Steve, you got thirty seconds
to think about it. Me and Brian will go for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, Brian, are you ready? Body ready? All right?
Starting the clock. Now. Women do this they do they
make a blanket with needles. Yes, uh huh. This is
where you plant stuff out back and it grows you're
into Yeah, yes, all right. This is what they fly
(25:45):
over with cameras.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
They fly over over with cameras these days. What are
they little ones, little planes? What are they what they're called?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, uh huh cluck cluck. Can they lay eggs? They are?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
No?
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
This is what what you stretch It just like a exercise.
You stretch with these pants, tight pants that women wear.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
They ain't hide nothing. What's the what's the stretching thing? Okay, yeah,
that was all right? What did we end up with?
I'm lost.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You had the overtime I had from yesterday, so that
was fifteen seconds. It went off right in the middle
of it. Yeah, well all right, Well that's a four
on the board. Okay, all right, hang on, Brian, let's
see what Tainder and Steve can do. You ready, Steve?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm ready to do all right and go all right.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
You collect these from the ground. You may polish them
up or break them open, you know you might. You'd
throw one of these, you pick one up rock. Yes,
you you collect these off the beach. They're they're all
washed up. You have this machine that you use on
(27:04):
the beach or in the ground, and you can find
keys or you can find yeah, if you work this.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
In like the newspaper, you have to know.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Wow, that's the buzz.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
By the three on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
It's four to three. Still anybody's game, all right, probably
wanting to see what.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
We can do.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Digging up on that last one, go a blank puzzle? Yes, uh,
this is what you play in an arcade, a bunch.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Of video games.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh, get in the kitchen and practice, yes, uh huh.
You go to the store, you go buy stuff, yes,
uh huh. You drive not trucks, but.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
The other one your vehicle not yes, uh huh. Blank
your house. It needs a good blank job. Okay, what
do we do the good work? Brian? Put a five
on the flour?
Speaker 7 (28:10):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Five on the four of nine for Brian? Alright, Tater
and Steve, here we go. You need six to tie.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Alrighty, alright? Still on the hobbies. Are you gonna be
changing Steve?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
It looks like we're changing categories? A run out of
hobby words. So things found in a horse house?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh house? All right, Steve? You ready, but things found
in the house and go.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
You need to plug something in but it doesn't reach,
so you have to get one of these. You you
need your remote control?
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Is dad?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
You need to put some more with these? Y you
watch this?
Speaker 9 (29:00):
It's the boob tube me you uh you? You talk
to this she's Amazon's girl.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
You talk to her lessa. This is where you sit
down and eat breakfast.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
The break table there what rooms it in the What
the hell is it?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Oh man?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Kitchen table and Brian, Yeah it's nine to seven.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
But may Steve, what.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
A what a turnback, buddy, boring man, We raised each other.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Blood pressure.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Hey can I give a shout out the Cafe Roma
in downtown Cleveland, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Those are my great co workers in the kitchen there
so Cafe Roma. Oh right, yeah, kitchen that word you
can think of. Might have a mental block talking to
girls about that. Stay. We appreciate you, buddy. Well, I'll
make sure you play again soon. All right? Man, ye
sick rocket, Wait a bit, Joe, I got you. Hey, Brian,
(30:04):
look at you down Lennox, Georgia. You are the winner.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You got the cool swag pack. Congratulations, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
I'd like to shout out to James Cowboy. Hilton has
been working with me for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Awesome Joe, that cowboy. Y'all keep it up.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Big showing the radio, Ryan, you hang on, my boy,
good morning. I got the big showing the radio. Big
request for John Boy. George Murray out of Millwood, Georgia
says would love to hear the Clinton Old Joe. When
you all get a chance love y'all mean a thirty
(30:44):
plus you listening to all those four hours every day?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Awesome?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
George, appreciate you, buddy. You coming up next. Good morning,
(31:16):
it's a Big show on the radio. You got something
you'd like to hear on the Big Show? We never
heard it before. Tayter's real good, dragging him down. It's
hit himself on the John Boy and Billy Facebook page,
Travis a line the mail bag at the Big Show
dot com. George Murrah out of Malwood, Georgia. It's his
request right now.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Ballad of Old Joe. As our story opens, the year
is eighteen forty nine, a long rider strolls into a
saloon in a small outpost in northeastern Arizona, Auty.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
There, stranger, welcome to Cooters pass it row? What I said?
How do there? Stranger? Welcome to Cooders just passing through.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, I'm on my way to Kansas City.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
You got quite a ways to go yet, Can I
get you something?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Bar keep, I've been on the road for almost two months.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
He's just gonna take long.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
So I'm gonna tell you right about now what I want.
I want three things. I want a big bottle of whiskey,
a nice juicy steak, and a hot blood and warmer.
Oh lord, I'll give back to health me with him
dishes later.
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Well, sir, whiskey, we got plenty of and folks around
here say I fry up the best steak west of
the Mississippi and ask for the woman.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
And that might be a problem. Babbling Brook moved away
a couple of weeks.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
You call.
Speaker 12 (32:49):
Crouchy Merry went with her and a backwater like this
women is I might scarce be if its action and
you're looking firm, you are to go see old Joe.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
That's grubby looking cooed over at the stables.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Get her. He can provide you with some companionship.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Ah, you mean he knows where to'll find a woman.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
No, sir, I mean he can.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
Provide you with some companionship.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Whaw hold on there, buddy boo boo, I ain't into
that weird stuff.
Speaker 12 (33:23):
And I ain't into being called buddy booboo. Well, then, stranger,
you got nothing to look forward to, but six more weeks.
Cow scolls and rattlesnakes do you get to Kansas City,
of course, the old Joel's right across the street there.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Ew h John's hold you eyin't into that weird stuff.
Where's the nearest town with a woman living in it,
you dirty rat? That'd be Fort Django. It's about two
hundred miles from here. Two hundred miles, great horny toads.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
You ain't a kin to that girl here switching back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Excuse me, guys sitting beside me, I'll take care of this, okay, Hey, buddy,
it'll take me a week to ride that far.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
Yep, that's if you're moving. That a pretty good clip too.
But on the other hand, Old Joe's right across.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The street there, mister Walla, you keep bringing up Old Joe.
I ain't intwo that weird stuff.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
I get.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Well.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
You might think you ain't, but you got a rough
road ahead of you. You know what the engines call
that territory? You're fixing it right into Mecca lecha heiney hole.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
What's that mean?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
The Devil's butthole.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
Killer gets lost out there, Thurst will cut him down
in about a day and a half. He'll be laying
there in the dirt with him buzzard circling over his head.
The last start that'll go through his head is sure
is a lonely way to die. That weird stuff won't
seem half as weird as it.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Does right now.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, no, buddy, boo boo boo. I hate to say this,
but you might have a point.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Let me ask you a question. I'd hate to say this.
I'm kind of getting used to the buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Let's say I was to go over there and, you know,
hook up with us old Joe Feller. How many people
would actually know about.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Well, let's see, I know you'd know, of course, and
it's for sure Old Joe would know. And then there'd
be them two other guys.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh what two other guys, the ones that'll be holding.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Old Joe down. He ain't into that weird stuff neither.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
Well you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when well here one of them two
other guys.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. What do
you have to say about it? Babbling brook Hellos.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Mount Saint Helen Stephen asked thousands until they feed into
the air.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Good morning make shows on the radio. Want this for you?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
John Moore Ber the album, or maybe tell if you
have entire Crocodile Stalker episodes your very own playlist.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Key word newdest.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stokers traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife and annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good day, Stay here today.
We're in the glorious big country of me. I watch
that Colorado beasties we seek are a little different for
us this time.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
They're neither rad nor dangerous.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
They congregate in large groups called colonies, and are known
for their characteristic, casual, laid back personalities. Of course, I'm
referring to the exhibitum bare buttera's flap dangle, or the
great Western common nudist. Nudist is unlike any other species.
A bad looks like a bear, eagle looks like an eagle.
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But nudists come in all shapes and sizes and collars.
There are great colonies of nudists all over the world. Eh, well,
here we are. We'll go on foot from here barefoot,
that is, in fact everything. If we're gonna mix in
with a colony, we'll have to be as inconspicuous as possible,
(38:06):
So time to get on natural.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And there we are.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Whoo, that's a little chili. I'm gonna have to be careful.
This terrain's a little inhospitable. We'll have to watch out
for dangerous wildlife like scorpions and rattlesnakes that are common
to this region.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
And speak of the devil. Easy boy, I'm just passing through.
That was close.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
That's the ruby diamondback. Its venom leaves its victims paralyzed
yet fully awake from up to six hours, and without
a stitch of clothing on. I've got no protection whatsoever.
It's not easy being a nudist.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Still nothing.
Speaker 12 (38:48):
Yeah, let's have a peek at what's over this ridge. Oh, bingo,
We're in luck. I'll be waggled an entire herd of nudists,
all shaped, sizes and ages. Now, let's see if I
can infiltrate the herd. You just need to be casual.
It will not make any sudden movements. Here goes nothing.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 14 (39:12):
I'm standing right in the middle of a lot of them.
Looks like they've separated into two groups, male and female.
They seem to be playing primitive games. The males are
throwing some sort of U shaped metal objects at some
stakes in the ground.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
How great day.
Speaker 14 (39:30):
They're playing horseshoes and the females are hitting a round
object back and forth over a net. Sort of looks
like volleyball, only no uniforms. Man, Sweeten my Tilda. Are
they gorgeous?
Speaker 7 (39:44):
Ibody?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Call my name? Gods?
Speaker 14 (39:47):
Most of them anyway. But I seem to have been
spotted by one of the colony elders, and she's coming
this way. It's best to stay perfectly still.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Ain't that tall?
Speaker 7 (39:59):
Tan and nagad?
Speaker 12 (40:01):
You must be no around here, cranky. I think my
cover has been exposed.
Speaker 7 (40:06):
Something been ex bowled, all right, but it ain't your cover.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
I ain't never seen you ever, bore, and I'll never
forget a face or a beating.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, must stay come Whoo.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
You could buy a quarter off of that backside. I
wonder what we could bounce off the front side.
Speaker 12 (40:29):
Wow, baby, Wow, ain't nothing between us but an opportunity.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
You ain't luck. I'm feeling very vulnerable. Deport the mission,
Abort the mission. Hey, where are you going? We's about
to get jiggy with it. Finally, hope is to lose
myself among the men. But I better watch out for
those horseshoes. I'm gonna be careful, I believe the terming wringer.
(41:05):
Let me go for the extra part. This is not
working out of the way I expected. I gotta try
to get back to the jeep. I'll take this shortcut
and swim across this little mountain lake in we go. Whoo,
that's cold. Uh oh, whoa safe?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
At last that was closer.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
She almost had me.
Speaker 12 (41:32):
Not exactly the results I was hoping for, hardly had
any time to study in them at all. I think
I'll get in the sun and warm up a bit.
They're not gonna move on down the line aways and
look for another colony. Ah, here is just the thing,
a great big rock, warm by the sun. I'll take
the chill out of your bones. Little trick or I
learned from our reptile friends.
Speaker 14 (41:52):
Ah, oh, much better.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
You know.
Speaker 12 (41:56):
In the wild, snaks loved to find a big flat
ruck to lay on it a basket in the sunlight.
Look that one there, for example. Oh, crikey, it's a
ruby diamond beck and right on the caster.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
Oh this is bad.
Speaker 12 (42:14):
This I can point some way to draw out that venom.
I'm gonna be laying on this rock easy pray for
any manneral warbloft guess oh making the devil want to
help me work all my breaststroke?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Well, look you there, Nate bite right on the butt.
We gonna leave do something by that. Oh yeah, venom
starting to take effect. Gotta get back to the jeep.
Speaker 12 (42:44):
Relax, baby, I got my flash aid badging snake bite.
You're gonna be all right. First thing we got to
do is keep you warm. You don't go into shock.
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Good idea, says I don't have a blanket.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
I guess I just have to use my fight love
your body. Oh oh, and if night, you're gonna be
fine baby. In about six an hour time, Joe, we'll
find some wait a path.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Time maybe it. Christy will come by and put me
ahead of one visits Now, Baby, we're about to get
jiggy with it.
Speaker 10 (43:24):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Soccer.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Ooh, you fourteens looked like that Venom had other side
of back. Oh the water was cold.
Speaker 12 (43:36):
The water was cold.
Speaker 15 (43:37):
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Oh yeah, it's Big Shows on the radio, Wednesday, May fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Alright, mature tracking, the big.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Show, bit box, a crocodile stalker on the.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Colorado Nudist Colony.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
There's where word nudists for your John Boynbelly album or
your cropstalker album or you just won't see somebody niggain.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
No, it's radio and the kind of people who would
go to another's counting. Yes, very well, come on, let's play.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Blah.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We got our pivot.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Of blah mozi in here. Let's meet our contestant. He
is at a Christian burg, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
They call him Mike.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Good morning, Mike, Hey, goodness, good morning John. Going to
talk to you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
All right, buddy, we're glad you're in here.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
So you know what we're gonna do, sir.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Last dator. Some questions, you agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
You can get two bells before two buzzers, and you
got big old prize pack.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
All right, sounds like a great deal, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well let's see what we can do tighter.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Many of the restaurants in France you were just there, No,
you weren't.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You were in Italy. I'll get to Italy tomorrow raady.
Let me know of that.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Many of the restaurants in France allow these inside. Some
even offer special menus for them. What are they tourists?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, it's kiddos, kids, kids.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
They allow kids inside in the restaurants.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Of France, kid menus. Mike, do you agree or disagree
that that is the answer?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh, Johnny, I I think I'm going have to disagree
with that one.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, that's the way the thing out.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Dogs, you know, kids can pretty much go into any restaurants.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
I'm pretty sure they run leashes. I wasn't sure that
would be nice.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, there's a bell for Mike. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, when it comes to the most hated creatures in
the United States, they're almost always ranked number one. What
are they Number one would be lawyers?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
No, mosquitos.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Mosquitoes are ranked number one. Is the most hated creatures
in US? Mike, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I'm gonna have to disagree again.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Ja, Well that was the thing to do.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
You just don't want to get along with you.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Thanks for all I've been waiting on the contestants actually
do that. Congratulations Mike.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
You did know it.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Was like cockroaches? Is the answer?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Followed by mosquitoes mosquitoes number two, then rats, wasps and rattlesnakes.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Oh okay, none of them many good well.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Good work, Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You gotta make old prize pack. Heads up to Christiansburg
for you.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Hey, thank you, Johnny. Always great talking to you guys.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
We appreciate you, Mike.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Hang on, all right, we're jumping out, catching you up
on your new It's all man. I enter into the
diary of Gary Busey after his big yard sail.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You know, want to miss this right on the other.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Side, m.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Good morning, there's a big jo on the radio for
your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
And now an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 9 (04:59):
Be use.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well Diary. Spring is here.
Speaker 8 (05:04):
It's time to break out by pastel knee pants an
Easter themed glass eye at Constant Debussy. We do it upright.
I was out in the garage the other day and
I couldn't seem to find my car. Now I know
that it is in there. I'm used to riding in
Crazy Frankie's motorcycle side car, but he's a guest of
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the state at the moment.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Gray Bar Hotel and I had to run errands.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
As I dug the buick out of that mess, I
had an epiphany, a great big epiphany. And after I
got that hosed off the driveway, I had me an idea.
It's time for the fourth annual Bucy Hollywood Garage Sail.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Come and get it.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
Look at these sails, from those hair tremors, the wooden pails.
Every item belonged to a star, like Francis Farmer's lobotomy,
scars of a huskernoo. I got a poop pop up one.
I had to separate the wheat from the chaff. I
throwed out a lot of junk I didn't reckon. No
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one would ever want, like a bunch of damn vintage
comic books in men condition. I don't want a bunch
of damn nerds going through my stuff tossed in the
dumpster Bella Legos's first Cape.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I don't need a bunch of.
Speaker 8 (06:22):
Goth mouth breathers hanging around killing the vibe. George Reeves
Superman suit dumpster had a big old skid mark in
the seat. Who the hell was that.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
Oops?
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Come to think of it, I think that poops name
was mine. Come on, come on and have a ball.
These deals will be here come the fall. Think of
the stories you'll have to share when you leave with
the jar. Carl Malden's nose air honk honk air.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What smells? Wont care?
Speaker 8 (06:52):
This superman smoot smells like my donkey, don't care. Faster
than a speeding duty, more powerful than a Dutch oven,
able to delete tall porta John's and I sin'ing gonn.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
That's poop on my head, Up up and art.
Speaker 8 (07:06):
I wish it hadn't been so tight that won't come
out with that kryptonite. Yeah, once I got the stuff
separated out, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put
everything on a half dozen tables in the driveway. I
got Brigitte Nielsen's very first breast implants. They're might hefty,
(07:27):
but they make a dandy footstool.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
I got one of Flavor Flames clock necklaces. Unfortunately it's
the Grandfather clock. I'm gonna try to sell it to Shack.
He looks small on hill. Courtesy of Greg Alband. I
got Sheriff's faces number three and seven, perfect for scaring
the boat Diddley out of them. Pasky raccoons. I got
(07:58):
a pair of Rosie O'donald's spank Perfect Kiddy trampoline or
speed Bump. I got a big jug of lip old
fat from Rebel Wilson. I've been using it to loop
up my truck and fry my chicken. Can you say
multipurpose goodness? I got a collection to George Clooney's Winkie Stuffers. Sorry, ladies,
(08:22):
he can't make you squeal because that thing ain't the
real deal.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Oopsie, poopsie.
Speaker 8 (08:27):
I'm gonna be selling p Diddy's non gender specific Little
Black Book, and maybe the weirdest thing on sale will
be Andy Dick. I guess he's been living in my
storage shit all this time. I wonder what that smell was.
I got Kathy Griffin's freckles and jay Leno's chin, mc
(08:48):
Hammer's giant drawers and Beyonce's Next to ken Ron, Jeremy's
viagra and Vanillasi's hair. You'll find your heart's desire at
Gary's bargain Layer Juggle, Look.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Eat a bug, take a duty on a rug? Whomany do?
Gary loves you? El Well, Dorry.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
I gotta ski out up. I'm having a lunch with
Lindsay Lohan, Emmastone and Dakota Fanning trying to talk about
of some celebrity pentties for the sale. Lots of weirdos
on my block.
Speaker 12 (09:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah yea, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Until next time, Dory Exs and Arry beaut Good morning bags.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Joe's on the radio, about twenty minutes away from what
to watch from the desk of tedlor Tainment News and
a couple of rounds a wordy words right now's good desk,
Good morning makes Joe.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Well, Good morning there, John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to all our beloved friends. How they're in radio land?
Let says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sordie
Joshua Independent Photos. That's for the Pennycoaster assembly just off
Steed Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
it's a lazy, crazy, unsavy days of summer again. You
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know what time was there was a certain group of
youngins that got left home all alone without no adult supervision.
Today we call that group just about all young All
saw there Billy, Bob and Dan. Mama ain't stay home
and care for you like their Bible teachers. She's got
(11:04):
a career now, Gotta put on that manish looking pantsuit,
push your bosoms together and get out there in the
business world. And daddy gotta pay for them two cars
and that full liquor cabinet and that high defamation fat
screen TV with those hundred channels on it, or as
(11:25):
they call it, providing for the basic necessities now. But
don't worry, kids, she's doing it all for you. See,
Mama's got to work outside the home because she wants
to be able to provide all the waltz and needs
and positive role modeling that are growing young in needs. See,
(11:45):
that's why she's leaving y'all to fend for yourself for
eight or ten hours a day. Don't but you won't
really be alone. Fire up that fat screen TV and
let the electronic babysitter fill your young skull full of
life less and get the real deal from the media
professionals like the horse faces of the Apocalypse on the
(12:08):
view Reacher in Jamaican communist Whoopy Goldstein, another big girl
thinks she knows everything, gun thing and that little blond
you know, the one that's almost prety in a Bonnie
Horrace kind of world. Yeah, Boyd. They're liberal man hating
secular humanism is just what you need to start. You
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laugh off rat and then flip on your eyepog and
get some solid career advice from the demon Beta. Today's
secular seducers in the music business, you know, brainiacs like
Lady Jorgalls, Queen Lerecher and fifteen cent Kanye West, Tater Swift,
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Toby Creep, Lady antre Venom and all their other hellish powers.
On the I tues he ain't no wonder. Half the
youngins in his country is on some kind of medication.
It's supposed to fix them. Appeal for this, appeal for that.
I'll tell you what they're need. The gosp pill exactly
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what they're gonna get. This year's extra narrow minded edition
of the Sword of Joshua Vageiian Bible School. Our special
guest headmaster this year is doctor Babbie Joel Montaigne from
the Signs and Wonder's Pennecostal Temple and Country Day School
in Wetnard, Nebraska. Doctor Montaigne will be laying the scriptural
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SmackDown on today's wayward youth in his patented corporal Punishing
King James only style instruction and exhortation in the classic
pennecostal laying on a Han's tradition. Got a problem, child,
Babbie Joe knows how to kick it old school. And
when I say it, I mean they're rear in heads up,
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working moms. Just cause you're going to hell, don't mean
your heads have to line up.
Speaker 9 (14:07):
There with you.
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mining years. Is time to turn so you don't burn
John Boyn Billy that you'll keep them straight uphig.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
All more chances for you to win coming up after
your news weathers Barts died.
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This is stand Jordi Arts in all the Vitra Hammy Langers.
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Yord Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 12 (14:59):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairing smoothie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
And listening to.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
The Big Show with John Boy and Biley. There's a
bond in.
Speaker 9 (15:11):
This one.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Good morning that will make Shaw on the radio for you. Wednesday,
May fourteenth, It was on this date that Hugh Beaumont
passed away at age seventy three. Back in eighty two.
He was leaving to Beaver's dad, Dad On leave it
to Beaver and then Elvis Presley, according to the Weekly
(16:05):
World News, really died on this date in nineteen ninety three,
not in nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
As what really happened? Yeah, well, they stood to make
a profit off of his all the sightings.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, oh yeah, they read all those stories about him
being still out at Burger King.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
I remember, Oh, it's sold a lot of papers.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, but they said, all right, we've milked out enough.
So he really wasn't Well what about this? Did this
really happen? This fall?
Speaker 13 (16:42):
ABC presents the King of Rock and Roll in his
own weekly TV series. Tune in for the hilarious premiere.
I leave it to Elvis, Wally, Elvis, could you boys
come down here for a second. She had dad, your
mother has a question. She'd like to ask you boys.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Do either of you know what happened to the Three Pies?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I left cooling on the wind to sail this morning.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
She know, Mom, I was out at the park all day.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
How about you, Elvis? Oh no, I didn't take those
three peanut butter pies.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
Honest, I do gee Elvis, If you didn't take them,
how did you know they were peanut butter pie?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Ah?
Speaker 13 (17:13):
Well, okay, maybe I did take them, but uh, me
and Larry Mondelo were hungry.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
You know, a kid gets really hungry when.
Speaker 13 (17:19):
He's out playing in John It's Elvis, the King of
rock and roll in the New Comedy Hit of the Year,
toy he Now you've really done it. When Tad finds
out you shot the TV, he's gonna be really steam.
Speaker 7 (17:31):
I'm sorry, Wally, but I just couldn't take that rubber
gul a special on TV.
Speaker 13 (17:35):
Toy Eddie, I told you you shouldn't. Kevin, Elvis saw
that Perkadan.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Hey, squirt can't handle his high? Is that my problem?
Speaker 13 (17:44):
Hugh Boma, Barbara Billingsley, Tony daw and Elvis Presley in
Leave It to Elvis Coming this fall on ABC, Good.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
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I told lot, I just went and sat on it
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truth hurts me, guy, No, you better tell them the truth.
That's one thing I love to do. Yeah, you gotta. Yeah,
I'd ruther the mow grass. Ain't does something I've told
you all about that.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Ain't Daddy made me do that when I was a
kid in the summer. Yeah, that's the road.
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Turn moward back Ingraham North, Tell I've been something in
the neighborhood. Well, yeah, all right, World lawn Moors, y'all
check it out. Look for their link at the Big
Show dot com. Well now, from the desk of Taylor
Tama News it's one to watch.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Here's our girl, thank you about it.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
I'm sure we're gonna look and see what everybody was
watching at the box office this past weekend. Thunderbolts was
the number one movie at the box office for a
second straight weekend.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
The Marvel comic.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Movie headlined by some baby doll out front, uh.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Pew, what's her name? Florence Florence Pugh.
Speaker 9 (19:36):
She placed the Russian in the movie. Yes, kind of
like all the Misfits super villains. After all the other
Avengers were killed off, they brought these guys in.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I will kill Moose and Squirrel.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Yeah, you're great, the big wonderful you most die. Coming
in second place. It stayed there from last weekend.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Sinners, Sinners, Black, the movies where they're trying to kill
them when they go somewhere.
Speaker 7 (20:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (20:07):
I don't think that should be a good question for
our entertainment reporter.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
We should look, we should get them in here.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
A Minecraft movie stayed in third place, The Accountant to
fourth place, and Clown in a Cornfield came in fifth place.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Is that where the clowns go?
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Well, you know the It was a very popular clown
in the city there and did the kids went to
find out why their friends were disappearing, and then the clown.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
You understand the word rhetorical.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
Huh. Movies out this Friday, Final Destination Bloodlines.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It's a hard.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Flick.
Speaker 9 (20:51):
It's the news chapter and a bloody successful franchise. Let's
see where is the beginning of death Twisted sense of Justice?
Final Destination blood Lines Plagued by violent recurring nightmare, college
students head to home to track down the one person
who might be able to break the cycle and save
her family from the grizzly demid.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
So now and what number of movies is this for?
The Final Destination?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
The newest chapter?
Speaker 3 (21:16):
So so the chapter like mis getting killed in a racking,
then it catches up or now it's they got to
worry about parents or grandparents? It is and passed down
to Look.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
They totally are speaking to you in this.
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Have you watched?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
They're not bad? Is that especially the first few?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
After the third one, I'm you know, I lost entry,
But the first three were okay, kind.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Of catching on to the stick there this is the stick.
They cheated death and then they watched Watch.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
Out for that train?
Speaker 4 (21:49):
All right?
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Hurry Up Tomorrow is also out on Friday, and it's
a thriller. The thriller has Jenna Ortega Wednesday, she played
Wednesday on Netflix and Barry Keyogan, the Irish actor. A
musician plagued by insomnia is pulled into an odyssey with
a stranger who begins to unravel the very core of
his existence. Tomorrow to do that.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Streaming, streaming, if you have you streamed anything anybody, anybody.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
The other life and.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Getting out and doing things well, I binge watched Adolescence
on Netflix. It's only four episodes and it's about a
thirteen year old accused of murder's was made in Great Britain,
so I had.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
To have subtitles. I can't understand that from my language.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
So it follows the whole story and investigating this murder
and they go to the school and social media plays
a big part, so there's a message and it's all
one continuous shot.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
That was the other thing.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
So like you, if you watch it, they rehearsed and
then you watched the whole episode.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
It was one take all the way through it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
He loves that sort of stuff.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
That watch came adolescents, I mean, and then haven't watched
about making of because it's amazing how they passed the
camera off and then and then hook it.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Up to a drone. It's just alway.
Speaker 9 (23:13):
Yeah, adolescence, now the story makes you very nervous, may
be very nervous, but amazing acting and it's dark and
it's great footage.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Adolescents on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Ah oh.
Speaker 9 (23:27):
Also, if you're interested in the Twilight movies are on Netflix,
so you can get caught up with.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
Vampires.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
Yeah, they love they just dress playing boy, you're vampires.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well now you're very much but that reboard data. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. Come on
one eight hundred, big show you told free Line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next Good Morning.
(24:18):
Let's make showing the radio on it to you Wednesday
morning feature track. When to make show boot box episode
of the Crocodile, start of the Colorado Nudist Colony. We'll
take it there on the radio in about thirty minutes.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
Right now, let's play I went Everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Okay, no wordy word, no wordy word.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Let's meet our contestions. We got Brian from Lennox Georgia.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Good morning, Brian, Good morning, Mordy.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Welcome, and we got Steve out of Cleveland, tennesseee goome morning, Steve.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
What going down one of y'all boys?
Speaker 12 (24:57):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I see it?
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Who held me?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Tayter and Steve or.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
John boy and Brian?
Speaker 6 (25:03):
All right?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Donator?
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Did oh? Rade?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
What kind of words we got?
Speaker 9 (25:08):
It?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Were going random? We got us a category the words
dealing with.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Hobbies, guys, hobbies. All right, Steve, you got thirty seconds
to think about it. Me and Brian will go for
the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, Brian, are you ready? Body ready? All right?
Starting the clock. Now. Women do this they do they
make a blanket with needles. Yes, uh huh. This is
where you plant stuff out back and it grows you're
into Yeah, yes, all right. This is what they fly
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over with cameras.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Keep going, keep going.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
They fly over over with cameras these days. What are
they little ones, little planes? What are they what they're called?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yes, uh huh cluck cluck. Can they lay eggs? They are?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
No?
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (26:04):
All right?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
This is what what you stretch It just like a exercise.
You stretch with these pants, tight pants that women wear.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
They ain't hide nothing. What's the what's the stretching thing? Okay, yeah,
that was all right? What did we end up with?
I'm lost.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
You had the overtime I had from yesterday, so that
was fifteen seconds. It went off right in the middle
of it. Yeah, well all right, Well that's a four
on the board. Okay, all right, hang on, Brian, let's
see what Tainder and Steve can do. You ready, Steve?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I'm ready to do all right and go all right.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
You collect these from the ground. You may polish them
up or break them open, you know you might. You'd
throw one of these, you pick one up rock. Yes,
you you collect these off the beach. They're they're all
washed up. You have this machine that you use on
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the beach or in the ground, and you can find
keys or you can find yeah, if you work this.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
In like the newspaper, you have to know.
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Wow, that's the buzz.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
By the three on the board.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
It's four to three. Still anybody's game, all right, probably
wanting to see what.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
We can do.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Are you ready, buddy?
Speaker 12 (27:27):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Digging up on that last one, go a blank puzzle? Yes, uh,
this is what you play in an arcade, a bunch.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Of video games.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Oh, get in the kitchen and practice, yes, uh huh.
You go to the store, you go buy stuff, yes,
uh huh. You drive not trucks, but.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
The other one your vehicle not yes, uh huh. Blank
your house. It needs a good blank job. Okay, what
do we do the good work? Brian? Put a five
on the flour?
Speaker 7 (28:10):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Five on the four of nine for Brian? Alright, Tater
and Steve, here we go. You need six to tie.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Alrighty, alright? Still on the hobbies. Are you gonna be
changing Steve?
Speaker 3 (28:28):
It looks like we're changing categories? A run out of
hobby words. So things found in a horse house?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Oh house? All right, Steve? You ready, but things found
in the house and go.
Speaker 9 (28:49):
You need to plug something in but it doesn't reach,
so you have to get one of these. You you
need your remote control?
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Is dad?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
You need to put some more with these? Y you
watch this?
Speaker 9 (29:00):
It's the boob tube me you uh you? You talk
to this she's Amazon's girl.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
You talk to her lessa. This is where you sit
down and eat breakfast.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
The break table there what rooms it in the What
the hell is it?
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Oh man?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Kitchen table and Brian, Yeah it's nine to seven.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
But may Steve, what.
Speaker 4 (29:31):
A what a turnback, buddy, boring man, We raised each other.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
Blood pressure.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Hey can I give a shout out the Cafe Roma
in downtown Cleveland, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Those are my great co workers in the kitchen there
so Cafe Roma. Oh right, yeah, kitchen that word you
can think of. Might have a mental block talking to
girls about that. Stay. We appreciate you, buddy. Well, I'll
make sure you play again soon. All right? Man, ye
sick rocket, Wait a bit, Joe, I got you. Hey, Brian,
(30:04):
look at you down Lennox, Georgia. You are the winner.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You got the cool swag pack. Congratulations, buddy, thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (30:15):
I'd like to shout out to James Cowboy. Hilton has
been working with me for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Awesome Joe, that cowboy. Y'all keep it up.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Big showing the radio, Ryan, you hang on, my boy,
good morning. I got the big showing the radio. Big
request for John Boy. George Murray out of Millwood, Georgia
says would love to hear the Clinton Old Joe. When
you all get a chance love y'all mean a thirty
(30:44):
plus you listening to all those four hours every day?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Awesome?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
George, appreciate you, buddy. You coming up next. Good morning,
(31:16):
it's a Big show on the radio. You got something
you'd like to hear on the Big Show? We never
heard it before. Tayter's real good, dragging him down. It's
hit himself on the John Boy and Billy Facebook page,
Travis a line the mail bag at the Big Show
dot com. George Murrah out of Malwood, Georgia. It's his
request right now.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Ballad of Old Joe. As our story opens, the year
is eighteen forty nine, a long rider strolls into a
saloon in a small outpost in northeastern Arizona, Auty.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
There, stranger, welcome to Cooters pass it row? What I said?
How do there? Stranger? Welcome to Cooders just passing through.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah, I'm on my way to Kansas City.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
You got quite a ways to go yet, Can I
get you something?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Bar keep, I've been on the road for almost two months.
Speaker 7 (32:17):
He's just gonna take long.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
So I'm gonna tell you right about now what I want.
I want three things. I want a big bottle of whiskey,
a nice juicy steak, and a hot blood and warmer.
Oh lord, I'll give back to health me with him
dishes later.
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Well, sir, whiskey, we got plenty of and folks around
here say I fry up the best steak west of
the Mississippi and ask for the woman.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
And that might be a problem. Babbling Brook moved away
a couple of weeks.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
You call.
Speaker 12 (32:49):
Crouchy Merry went with her and a backwater like this
women is I might scarce be if its action and
you're looking firm, you are to go see old Joe.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
That's grubby looking cooed over at the stables.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Get her. He can provide you with some companionship.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Ah, you mean he knows where to'll find a woman.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
No, sir, I mean he can.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
Provide you with some companionship.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Whaw hold on there, buddy boo boo, I ain't into
that weird stuff.
Speaker 12 (33:23):
And I ain't into being called buddy booboo. Well, then, stranger,
you got nothing to look forward to, but six more weeks.
Cow scolls and rattlesnakes do you get to Kansas City,
of course, the old Joel's right across the street there.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Ew h John's hold you eyin't into that weird stuff.
Where's the nearest town with a woman living in it,
you dirty rat? That'd be Fort Django. It's about two
hundred miles from here. Two hundred miles, great horny toads.
Speaker 7 (34:00):
You ain't a kin to that girl here switching back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Excuse me, guys sitting beside me, I'll take care of this, okay, Hey, buddy,
it'll take me a week to ride that far.
Speaker 12 (34:15):
Yep, that's if you're moving. That a pretty good clip too.
But on the other hand, Old Joe's right across.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
The street there, mister Walla, you keep bringing up Old Joe.
I ain't intwo that weird stuff.
Speaker 7 (34:26):
I get.
Speaker 8 (34:30):
Well.
Speaker 12 (34:30):
You might think you ain't, but you got a rough
road ahead of you. You know what the engines call
that territory? You're fixing it right into Mecca lecha heiney hole.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
What's that mean?
Speaker 7 (34:43):
The Devil's butthole.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
Killer gets lost out there, Thurst will cut him down
in about a day and a half. He'll be laying
there in the dirt with him buzzard circling over his head.
The last start that'll go through his head is sure
is a lonely way to die. That weird stuff won't
seem half as weird as it.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
Does right now.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah, no, buddy, boo boo boo. I hate to say this,
but you might have a point.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
Let me ask you a question. I'd hate to say this.
I'm kind of getting used to the buddy.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Let's say I was to go over there and, you know,
hook up with us old Joe Feller. How many people
would actually know about.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
Well, let's see, I know you'd know, of course, and
it's for sure Old Joe would know. And then there'd
be them two other guys.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh what two other guys, the ones that'll be holding.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Old Joe down. He ain't into that weird stuff neither.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
Well you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when well here one of them two
other guys.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. What do
you have to say about it? Babbling brook Hellos.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Mount Saint Helen Stephen asked thousands until they feed into
the air.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Good morning make shows on the radio. Want this for you?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
John Moore Ber the album, or maybe tell if you
have entire Crocodile Stalker episodes your very own playlist.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Key word newdest.
Speaker 10 (36:56):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stokers traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife and annoying a crap out
of them.
Speaker 12 (37:07):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good day, Stay here today.
We're in the glorious big country of me. I watch
that Colorado beasties we seek are a little different for
us this time.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
They're neither rad nor dangerous.
Speaker 12 (37:23):
They congregate in large groups called colonies, and are known
for their characteristic, casual, laid back personalities. Of course, I'm
referring to the exhibitum bare buttera's flap dangle, or the
great Western common nudist. Nudist is unlike any other species.
A bad looks like a bear, eagle looks like an eagle.
(37:44):
But nudists come in all shapes and sizes and collars.
There are great colonies of nudists all over the world. Eh, well,
here we are. We'll go on foot from here barefoot,
that is, in fact everything. If we're gonna mix in
with a colony, we'll have to be as inconspicuous as possible,
(38:06):
So time to get on natural.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And there we are.
Speaker 12 (38:12):
Whoo, that's a little chili. I'm gonna have to be careful.
This terrain's a little inhospitable. We'll have to watch out
for dangerous wildlife like scorpions and rattlesnakes that are common
to this region.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
And speak of the devil. Easy boy, I'm just passing through.
That was close.
Speaker 12 (38:32):
That's the ruby diamondback. Its venom leaves its victims paralyzed
yet fully awake from up to six hours, and without
a stitch of clothing on. I've got no protection whatsoever.
It's not easy being a nudist.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Still nothing.
Speaker 12 (38:48):
Yeah, let's have a peek at what's over this ridge. Oh, bingo,
We're in luck. I'll be waggled an entire herd of nudists,
all shaped, sizes and ages. Now, let's see if I
can infiltrate the herd. You just need to be casual.
It will not make any sudden movements. Here goes nothing.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 14 (39:12):
I'm standing right in the middle of a lot of them.
Looks like they've separated into two groups, male and female.
They seem to be playing primitive games. The males are
throwing some sort of U shaped metal objects at some
stakes in the ground.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
How great day.
Speaker 14 (39:30):
They're playing horseshoes and the females are hitting a round
object back and forth over a net. Sort of looks
like volleyball, only no uniforms. Man, Sweeten my Tilda. Are
they gorgeous?
Speaker 7 (39:44):
Ibody?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
Call my name? Gods?
Speaker 14 (39:47):
Most of them anyway. But I seem to have been
spotted by one of the colony elders, and she's coming
this way. It's best to stay perfectly still.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Ain't that tall?
Speaker 7 (39:59):
Tan and nagad?
Speaker 12 (40:01):
You must be no around here, cranky. I think my
cover has been exposed.
Speaker 7 (40:06):
Something been ex bowled, all right, but it ain't your cover.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
I ain't never seen you ever, bore, and I'll never
forget a face or a beating.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, must stay come Whoo.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
You could buy a quarter off of that backside. I
wonder what we could bounce off the front side.
Speaker 12 (40:29):
Wow, baby, Wow, ain't nothing between us but an opportunity.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
You ain't luck. I'm feeling very vulnerable. Deport the mission,
Abort the mission. Hey, where are you going? We's about
to get jiggy with it. Finally, hope is to lose
myself among the men. But I better watch out for
those horseshoes. I'm gonna be careful, I believe the terming wringer.
(41:05):
Let me go for the extra part. This is not
working out of the way I expected. I gotta try
to get back to the jeep. I'll take this shortcut
and swim across this little mountain lake in we go. Whoo,
that's cold. Uh oh, whoa safe?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
At last that was closer.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
She almost had me.
Speaker 12 (41:32):
Not exactly the results I was hoping for, hardly had
any time to study in them at all. I think
I'll get in the sun and warm up a bit.
They're not gonna move on down the line aways and
look for another colony. Ah, here is just the thing,
a great big rock, warm by the sun. I'll take
the chill out of your bones. Little trick or I
learned from our reptile friends.
Speaker 14 (41:52):
Ah, oh, much better.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
You know.
Speaker 12 (41:56):
In the wild, snaks loved to find a big flat
ruck to lay on it a basket in the sunlight.
Look that one there, for example. Oh, crikey, it's a
ruby diamond beck and right on the caster.
Speaker 7 (42:13):
Oh this is bad.
Speaker 12 (42:14):
This I can point some way to draw out that venom.
I'm gonna be laying on this rock easy pray for
any manneral warbloft guess oh making the devil want to
help me work all my breaststroke?
Speaker 7 (42:27):
Well, look you there, Nate bite right on the butt.
We gonna leave do something by that. Oh yeah, venom
starting to take effect. Gotta get back to the jeep.
Speaker 12 (42:44):
Relax, baby, I got my flash aid badging snake bite.
You're gonna be all right. First thing we got to
do is keep you warm. You don't go into shock.
Speaker 7 (42:54):
Good idea, says I don't have a blanket.
Speaker 11 (42:57):
I guess I just have to use my fight love
your body. Oh oh, and if night, you're gonna be
fine baby. In about six an hour time, Joe, we'll
find some wait a path.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Time maybe it. Christy will come by and put me
ahead of one visits Now, Baby, we're about to get
jiggy with it.
Speaker 10 (43:24):
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Crocodile Soccer.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Ooh, you fourteens looked like that Venom had other side
of back. Oh the water was cold.
Speaker 12 (43:36):
The water was cold.
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