May 7, 2025 • 40 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy has another “brand new” batch of Church Bulletin Bloopers (sigh).. - Tater has our latest entertainment news with another edition of Tatertainment News and a recap of What to Watch.. - John Boy’s neighbor/farming buddy, Nervel T. Wheeler stops by for a solid tip on how to avoid mowing.. - We’ll explore some of those things your mom told you that might have actually been true.. - and in honor of Mother's Day, we have The Top 10 Things Your Mom Taught You.. - Our Public Relations Officer, Andy Taylor takes on another listener complaint.. - and finally, will wrap things up with “The Mom Of Constant Sorrow”…
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
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Speaker 3 (01:56):
This week on a Current Affair Extra a Mother's Day Special,
your mom told you a lot of goofy sounding things
when you were growing up. Now scientists say they're all true.
We'll meet a girl who leaned backwards in a chair
and actually broke her neck. A toddler who ran with
a stick in his mouth and actually put someone's eye out.
A boy who was hit in the back of the
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head while making a funny face, and it was frozen
like that forever. A young boy whose friend jumped off
the Empire State Building and then he did it too.
A teenager who went out for a drive wearing dirty
underwear survived a horrifying car crash, then died at the
hospital of embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And a boy who.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Will have to go through his entire life with a
knot jerked in his tail.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Mother knows best. This week, on a Current Affair Extra.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Saturday night at seven thirty, right after the All Day
sixteen episode Golden Girls Marathon on Channel three.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No Old. It's here in the bit box there we've
always had mothers. All right, Well, let's play Beating the
Blonde shallow one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning, there's a big.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Show on Alreadio.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We'll roll into your Wednesday May seventh feature track from
the Big Show bit Box. How about I'm for you, mama.
We've got the mom of constant sorrow. There's the keyword
constant at the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Right now, let's play beat the blondet my blood wide away,
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did oxygen to her brains for the help. Then we
got Brian out of McDonald Tennessee. Good morning, Brian, good morning, Hey,
hey man, we're good.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree,
whether you think she's right or wrong? Two bells for
two buzzers and you went big. Oh, well, let's tractor
prize pack. All right, bruh, all right, he don't know
the movie Jaws familiar the robotic shark used in that
movie was given a nickname by the film's director, Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
That was pecker from Graham.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
He wasn't very original, That's where you got it was
very honored. His nickname is stuck in. Y'all's heads were coming,
you know. No, it's not per It was not. It
was not.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
It was not.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Stephen came up with chompers.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Chompers the shark's name chompers. Brian, agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
To disagree with that one?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That was the thing to do. Yes, the answer is Bruce.
It was Bilburgh's lawyer.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, Bruce Shark got it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, all right, Well there's a male for brown.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I like mine.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
All right, well let's go.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Nineteen oh oney, New York became the first state to
require all automobiles have something what was it.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
A foreign driver because it's New York.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And there's you talk about cabs.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I am, I am very good drivers. No, but though
in nineteen oh one they were looking for a horn.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
A horn, the first state to require all automobiles have
a horn.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Brin by that one.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
By god, he's gonna agree with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Thank you for Oh yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It was not it was license plates. License plates there,
figure out a way to tax them?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Boys got the money?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Here we go full count. That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm gonna win the loser right here. And according to
an old wives tale Marsine, you can lighten the color
of a bruise by securing the peel or skin of
a certain fruit over the bruise for ten to thirty minutes.
What fruit isn't?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Would that be clay aikins?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Where do you get the skin of clay aching clay
ac on your bruise?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Usually to guess there's Richard Simmons. He gave.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
You in the beauty line. That is grapefruits.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
If you rub a grapefruit peel over your bruise, it
will help. Brian, do you agree or disagree with a grapefruit?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Check around going to disagree?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
And that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
When banana peel a banana peel, Try that on your bruis.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
What's funny about that is I looked everywhere all over
the web. I could find references to it. Nobody disqualified
it is the only people saying.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hey, it worked, all right?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, well let's let's remember the banana peel when we
get bruised. Okay, and Brian, you got a big old
prize back head over to McDonald before congratulations us. All right,
ver much.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
The hardest the bottom of the howare here? Come on
top of your news? On the other side, how about
a Mama Top ten? Unless we had George, Mother's Day
gonna be good?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
They got.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
I beg John a radio with.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No it's just his purse, saving it for Mother's Day.
Speaking to Mama.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Day stop ten Liz, what top ten things my mother
taught me?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Number ten to appreciate a job well done.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
If you're gonna kilate you other, do it outside. I
just finished cleaning.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Number nine religion. You better pray that this will come
out of the carpet. Number eight time travel. If you
don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you in the middle
of next week. Number seven logic because I said so.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's why.
Speaker 12 (09:30):
Number six foresight. Make sure you wear clean underwear in
case you're in an accident. Number five irony.
Speaker 13 (09:37):
You keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Number four's tam enough.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
You'll sit there until all that spinish is finished.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Number three the circle of life. I brought you into
this world and I can take you out. Number two, envy.
There are millions of less fortunate children this world who
don't have wonderful parents like you do. And the number
one thing I'll learn from mom behavior modification. Stop acting
like your father.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Can Good morning? Make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Going on about twenty minutes from the desk of Taylertainment
News is what to watch?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
See who's on the desk over at red hot Talent?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I mean where I kind of criplate.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Is this, mister Pestow? Yeah, John Boynmiller here?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Wow? How can the stake at anything?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Anything you'd care to talk about?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Anything you care to hear about?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Not really see how much.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Time we stay here work?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hey, come dout to Murray.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
I can definitely make that happen, because if you're talking
to him, it means you're not talking to me, Murray,
jim by By, I'm too come on taking up.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
I'm in the middle of a hot game of candy Crush.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Thank you and I jump Yeah morning, Murray just jagging
in to say he wasn't new with our career. Let
me guess nothing, Oh Contray.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
My high cholesterol, gimme cap wearing fuzzball That High Talent's
market research team has just completed some highly detailed focus
groups about your little radio pageant over there. Want to
hear some bullet points.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You know, we're not too crazy about focus grooves. You know,
it's hard to trust a bunch of people that couldn't
say no to a guy with a clipboard at the mall.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
I totally agree, which is why our guy with the
clip works outside the DMV. The DMV not everybody goes
to them all, but we all need a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That means you told you a lot of you know,
Spanish speaking people see and.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Thanks to Google Translate, we were able to compile their
insights even though no one on the team can actually
speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So what'd you get?
Speaker 8 (12:22):
A bumper crop of insightful comments? Here beab like this
one alhambre del sombrero s muihablador in English. That means
the guy in the hat is quite talkative.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That one about me?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Yes, it is up. Next s dottn on techo mui grande,
which means this one has a very large bosom nope,
smarty march. Then there's four k oh no hobblo d
sul grand tazero or Why does that one talk about
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his large butt? I said that one's also about spotty
And finally, Creole k el tero sl Moss intelligente, which
means I think the dog is the smart one. So
your four lay a girlfriend is a big head at
the DFV.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm not sure any of those really news.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Wow, that's why I did a section where listeners shared
their specific likes and dislikes about the show. And this
part was conducted entirely in England.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, what you got?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
All right, let's see here things the audience likes, Marvin Webster,
Mad Max Junior, Nation racing song, Ike Turner's Letters from Losers,
losing patience with an unproductive contestant on wordy word and
going it's a what, it's a what? And Tater's girlish
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little giggle.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
All right, So what about their dislikes?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Okay, here's the stuff they're not too crazy about. Allowing
astro Nerd to talk during more than one segment, allowing
astro Nerd to talk for more than fifteen seconds in
any segment. Today you examining the world of forty year
old church bulletins and Red Fred's girlish little bit so
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in summary, wa Tata less nerd and smarty Marty has
a disturbingly high recognition factor not related to his actual job.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, well the tayor truth. I think we already knew
all that.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Ah yes, but now you'll have pie shots to back
you up. Pis Yeah, we also asked some questions about pillows.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Nah, he does love pie.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Hey, look, I'll go over the full report with you later.
Have your machine call my machine and give my love
to Bobby, m Joe and Jimbo. What call me.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And you got the big Joe on the radio, more
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Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
You stand la Black.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey
and I played the right fine gumbo off my best
friend Woodrow boot Row and that sassy sack of wife
and he is on live bed. I'm listening to those
two wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that they're.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Big show woe. There is funny.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I caarroltee, good morning. It's a big showing the radio
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all right? Then shut out Wisconsin, baby dam Bridgie.
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now from the desk of Taylor Tayman News is what
to watch. Here's our girl, Marcy Tayter Moran.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Yes, let's look and see what everybody was watching at
the box office this weekend. Marble's Studio's Thunderbolts was the
top movie came in number one making about seventy six
million domestically, and they did pretty well since they took
one hundred and eighty million dollars to make it. So
they're on their way. They're marking a solid start to
the summer movie season. After two weeks at number one,
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Sinners dropped to second place. A Minecraft Movie was third place,
followed by The Accountant Two came in third place, hasn't
quite made its way up to number one and UNDERTI.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm sorry, was that the first weekend of The Accountant?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
No, no, it's their second weekend.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh, they actually dropped to number four. Uh and until
Dawn rounds out the top five movies in theaters this Friday.
Clown in a Cornfield it's a hard local legend of freendo.
The clown becomes all too real as teenagers start to
go missing one by one before meeting spectacularly sticky ends.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
All right, add cornfields to the place's figgy bear?
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Will not.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
You know if you can't start disappearing, I would, you know,
check with the clown in the cornfield first.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It'll be a top suspect on that.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I would sell the kids to stay out of the cornfield.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
But that's just a Woman's Perspective. Also out, Juliet and Romeo.
It's a drama romance musical.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Oh you know how the.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Story of.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
So you all know the Shakespeare story of Romeo and Juliet.
It's going to be like that, but they're going to
add today's music, so it's kind of like night So
it's kind of like nights Tale. If you remember nights
Tale from the late nineties with Heath Ledger.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
It just keeps getting worse. I mean, only way you
could make me not want to go to that movie
more is if they did a halfway break for a
math quiz.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
How about I tell you that Rebel Wilson's in it?
That doesn't help you.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Their tagline the Greatest Love Story of All Time set
to the Greatest Music of Our Time. Also released this weekend,
Shadow Force, and it's an action movie. Once leaders of
a multinational special forces group called Shadow Force, they broke
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the rules by falling in love, and in order to
protect their son, they have to go underground and mayhem ensues.
Kerrie Washington Sterling K Brown in this All Right streaming?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What's new?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
What's coming out this week? NASCAR Full Speed is on Netflix.
They have a new season coming out Octopus Amazon. That's Octopus.
It's the life cycle of a giant Pacific octopus.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
So you can watch that.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Poker Face comes out on Peacock. It's a crime comedy
drama series.
Speaker 15 (21:10):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
It stars Natasha Leone. You remember who Natasha Leon.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
The commercial redheaded girl.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
That's right about a casino worker with unique ability to
detect lies and she solves various murder mysteries while on
the run a po poker Face on.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Peacock and her ugly sister Butterface.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Another that's a spin off and Conan O'Brien Must Go
is on Max. It's a it's a travel show starring
Conan O'Brien. So it's a spin off of his podcast
Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Uh So he used to
apparently do this part of his TBS show Conan.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
He would do travel fas. So it's a show all
about that on Max.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, welcome, all right, Well let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Let's play wordy word. Come on, y'all, one eight hundred
big show you told free Line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and plain next.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yes, we are the big show on the radio. Wednesday,
May seventh, our feature track for the Big Show bit Box.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
All about Mama's this week a Little Special Mama album.
She is a big show listener, and she ought to
be if she ain't. It's the mom of constant sorrow.
You word constants hit the Big Box at the makeshow
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dot Com clock on their contest.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Buddy, can't get too We'll call you. Listen. Everybody's head
about the bed. I think the wirty word, perny word.
Let's meet a contestants man. It's Scott at a long
South Carolina. Good morning, Scott, good morning show. But welcome buddy. Hey,
we got Janet out our Rocket Top, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Good morning, Janet, good morning, good hold rocket Top.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You know the words?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh man, Janets, You and Taylor, he Me and Scott.
Let's do the boys against the girls this morning.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, doke thirty seconds each.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Let's see what we can do, Scott, me and you
for the first thirty second Scott and Janet.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
The theme this morning is spring.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Okay, y'all spring words to do with the season. So Scott,
are you ready, buddy? I'll try my bit all right, I'll.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Put him right there. You just shout it out.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Don't be afraid to shout out the wrong word. Just
keep going until you get a right word. Okay, all right,
ready put it back up there. You need the exercise.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Okay, I'm looking at that. All right, start start the clock. Now.
This is a baby bird. It's also a little name
for a girl. Hey, good looking. Yeah, quack quack goes
the duck.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh, I just said it. The dunk, says quack. Uh huh.
It is right under hot. It is really nice and
not cold, not not not hot, below hot. It's cold, no,
no almost hot. Man oh.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Three on the board. Couldn't get that in the head.
And Tater and Janet, just y'all up. Janet you ready,
I'm trying to keep you can't think about it?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Ready, ready, go all right?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
The temperature is luke. This is what an egg will do.
The chick will blank out of the egg. Yes.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
This is a compost that you put around your bushes.
It's also called yep, you a blank of roses. It's
a it's a bunch a blank of ropes. You you
take this, you go on holiday, you take a summer.
But what you call yes, there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh, Dan you all.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Girls put a five on the board to take the
lead by two. All right, is five to three?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right, Scott. Hopefully we got the hard words like warm,
I ain't gonna turn on you lost?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yes, yeah, all right, Changing categories, Scott, listen up, buddy,
changing categories now words.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Dealing with hobbies. Hobbies? All right, all right, buddy, let's
see what we can do.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Okay, start, I'm trying to see it, Louis hand, I'm sorry, Okay,
starting to clock.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Now. This is what you'll be doing if you join
the choir. You'll be yeah, uh huh. This is what
you do to a book. You will be.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
This is what you do in a play, you will
be active.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
This is when you collect these little ends. I said
it never one. Okay. This is where you do in
a rink, and you you do these on your feet?
Wheels on your feet? What kind of skating? What kind
of yes skating?
Speaker 9 (26:53):
Do not run?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
You must?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
All right, let me say what not dude? I said collect?
And the word was what was the words we're doing?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Bug collecting? I said collect. I was all on the insect.
I won't go say bud, I mean bug. Oh shut up,
manners man, I know how you'll four to three seven
on the board. Seven Janet and Ty. Yeah, wait as
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long as you won't there because you got it, unless
it's just like totally blow it up.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
One will tie, two will win. Ready to go.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
You do this for exercise. You do this around the mall.
All right, you go shopping these old things. What are
the old things that you shop for? Oh, people have
ooned them before, have owned them before. They're furniture and like, no,
(27:55):
it's old stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Anti Yeah, wow, alright, your girls did it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Eight to seven, Jannety, congratulations on your prize pack. Scott
came up a little short, but you can try again,
ain't time, buddy?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Man appreciating Janet, Rocky top right up.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, you did you did any It was no warm
We appreciated.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Good morning, got the big show on the radios. Get
to our big request, Jeff Gainey Clinton, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Jeff says, a great bid one with their lawyer.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Mister Taylor. Thanks God, Oh yeah, Jeff, we'll get you.
Mister Taylor coming up next. Good morning. That's a big
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But you don't worry about it. We'll be sure to
check out. I'm proud of my masse oh rap over
a new drug. I want to think, Yeah, Scott mccorgyll,
Scott from Liberty GMC.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
If you against Charlotte, North.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Carolina and my bud Keith Hawthorne or hunting buddy, hut
me up there. And then of course with the masse
graunt we thinks Patton and then our boy from Precision
Wraps pressing you got it on?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, if y'all like to dress up you drunk a
car man, it's it's pretty neat. Rabbis are very popular.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Right he does hinting for like home windows and commercial things.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I know that to man. Yeah, good little oh young
boy moved down Kentucky here to make his way in
the big city.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
We're all for that a now well.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh yeah, back to our requested bit of the morning.
Jeff Gainey, here you go, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Ladder, get your ladder, that's what you say, boy?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
All righty? Well, this letter, I know, will they listen
or not?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Not?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Really, they're more like a business. They're familiar with some
of our work. Let's put it that way.
Speaker 15 (31:13):
As from Jan Holly Advertising Productions Incorporated. Guys, I'm sure
you are busy signing autographs and such, but when we
pay one hundred sixty dollars in talent, we expect one
hundred and sixty dollars worth of talent. The read that
you put on the king Ford commercial for Rock one
zero three in Columbus, Georgia sucks. We want the commercial
(31:43):
redone free of charge, and this time we want you
to do it with some feelings, some talent, some seal,
some meaning. We want you to sell our sale, not
merely read the quick as you can so that you
can get on to the next one. We expect you
(32:04):
to earn the high bucks you charge. I don't mind
paying top dollar for talent as long as I get
top talent for the dollar. And closed is a cassette
of your commercial after we doctored it up, along with
the original script. Please redo the commercial and send it
back down to Rock one oh three Columbus, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
If you need to discuss it with me, you can
reach me. Since sincerely, Jan W. Holly. So well, when
we got the cassette and we listened to it and
put each other like, we didn't think it sounded that bad.
I mean, you know, talking about.
Speaker 15 (32:45):
Oh, just don't even let me start saying because it's
just not my area of expertise and really one. So
let's bring in mister Taylor from our public relations department.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Good morning there, John boy, morning Billy, and I might
be a wasting my time on this, and but good
morning to you Jan.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Once again this.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Morning, I've seen something I ain't never seen before, A
neat type written business communication on professional letterhead that uses
the word sucks. I mean, I know them too, mean boys,
Beavis and Butdhead run around saying it all the time.
I just ain't never run into it in a business
(33:31):
letter before. Now, Jan, I've heard the commercial, and I
don't get me wrong, I wouldn't start picking out my
formal wear for the advertising the Lords yet, but this
word sucks seemed like a kindly harsh way to put it.
I mean, these fellas has done hundreds of commercials over
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the years, and I personally have heard some that sucked
a whole lot worse than out.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes, sir ahhol.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
You know I got to quit using that word. My
ain't bee would warm up the sea to my breeches
if she heard me talking like that. Anyway, Jan, sounds
to me like they did pretty much what you wrote
down here, got them car doors of slamming and the
bad to the bone song, and we got in all
them little pearls you wrote like, yes, friends and neighbors
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and king means business.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
And a good deal and a good deal more.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
May I say you really dumped a haul bucket of
creativity into this, And yes, ma'am, you did. As far
as the delivery, we'll see this here is the John
Boy and Billie Show. I don't know if you've ever
heard it before, but well, let me just say, if
you ask a jackass to sing, it ain't likely to
(34:52):
come out of sounding like the latest chart topping smashed
from that boy Hootie and his Blowfish. This part where
you say I'm sure you're busy signing autographs and such,
I believe I sense just a tad of resentment life.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Jan.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I want you to know I'm gonna get to the
bottom of this here controverse. And if I find out
that this here commercial really does well, where's that word again, suck,
we'll make it right. Until then, Well like that smart
Aleki Feller on Saturday Night Live says, it's called a
Dale Carnegie course, look into it. And before I leave,
(35:35):
let me say, as Claire as I know how that
we love the folks over there at king Ford plumb
to death.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We do.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
They some of the finest folks in the entire state
of Georgia. In fact, if you're gonna buy you a car,
I can't think of a better place on God's green
Earth where I'd rather.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Go to do it.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
If the manager is here right now, I reckon Jackie'd
probably run over to him and kiss him square were
on the mouth. In fact, I'd be tempted to give
him a little peck on the job. My safe and Jane,
I want you to know if you was here, you
could give me a big old kiss too, only not
on the mouth. If you get my dress. I thank
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you for your time. John Boy and Benny, y'all lack
like you got some smarts.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Good morning baby show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I want this for your Mother's Day album, A little
bit bough sky word constant.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
In constant sorrow.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Through her days, Am mom.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
Of constant sorrow, thirty days.
Speaker 15 (37:25):
Of my day, a.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Bit fair with held to real employment. And now I'm
ever get.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
Or rage certain and now she'll know ever get a rainy.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Six long.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
Years of either been pregnant or havings and like my
bitchiens bence thirsty for man but junior, Oh theast mountains
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now the junior.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
These fountains now.
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Shut up showing to sing.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Fing around your.
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Man s Mandy, don't do laundry, he leaves histy.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Is in mussy.
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My over grands have soggie bottles, and manoso.
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Be disting.
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Those booby died I either sure you stay.
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Stop more morning, Get that peanut butter sandwich out of
the pc R.
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Please, these two.
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Empty things are gonna kill me if I dog.
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A good night.
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Sleep you who can be re me here ride next
Walmart so.
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I can find the rest in fief, so she can
fairest in fee.
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Don't make me stop this.
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Let's celebrate that. Big show rolls on Good Morning, Big
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Speaker 3 (01:56):
This week on a Current Affair Extra a Mother's Day Special,
your mom told you a lot of goofy sounding things
when you were growing up. Now scientists say they're all true.
We'll meet a girl who leaned backwards in a chair
and actually broke her neck. A toddler who ran with
a stick in his mouth and actually put someone's eye out.
A boy who was hit in the back of the
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head while making a funny face, and it was frozen
like that forever. A young boy whose friend jumped off
the Empire State Building and then he did it too.
A teenager who went out for a drive wearing dirty
underwear survived a horrifying car crash, then died at the
hospital of embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
And a boy who.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Will have to go through his entire life with a
knot jerked in his tail.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Mother knows best. This week, on a Current Affair Extra.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Saturday night at seven thirty, right after the All Day
sixteen episode Golden Girls Marathon on Channel three.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
No Old. It's here in the bit box there we've
always had mothers. All right, Well, let's play Beating the
Blonde shallow one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
We'll get a contestant play next. Good morning, there's a big.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Show on Alreadio.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
We'll roll into your Wednesday May seventh feature track from
the Big Show bit Box. How about I'm for you, mama.
We've got the mom of constant sorrow. There's the keyword
constant at the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Right now, let's play beat the blondet my blood wide away,
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did oxygen to her brains for the help. Then we
got Brian out of McDonald Tennessee. Good morning, Brian, good morning, Hey,
hey man, we're good.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Welcome in here.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree,
whether you think she's right or wrong? Two bells for
two buzzers and you went big. Oh, well, let's tractor
prize pack. All right, bruh, all right, he don't know
the movie Jaws familiar the robotic shark used in that
movie was given a nickname by the film's director, Steven Spielberg.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What was it?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
That was pecker from Graham.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
He wasn't very original, That's where you got it was
very honored. His nickname is stuck in. Y'all's heads were coming,
you know. No, it's not per It was not. It
was not.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
It was not.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Stephen came up with chompers.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Chompers the shark's name chompers. Brian, agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
To disagree with that one?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That was the thing to do. Yes, the answer is Bruce.
It was Bilburgh's lawyer.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yeah, Bruce Shark got it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, all right, Well there's a male for brown.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I like mine.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
All right, well let's go.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Nineteen oh oney, New York became the first state to
require all automobiles have something what was it.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
A foreign driver because it's New York.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And there's you talk about cabs.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
I am, I am very good drivers. No, but though
in nineteen oh one they were looking for a horn.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
A horn, the first state to require all automobiles have
a horn.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Brin by that one.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
By god, he's gonna agree with that one.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Thank you for Oh yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It was not it was license plates. License plates there,
figure out a way to tax them?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Boys got the money?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Here we go full count. That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I'm gonna win the loser right here. And according to
an old wives tale Marsine, you can lighten the color
of a bruise by securing the peel or skin of
a certain fruit over the bruise for ten to thirty minutes.
What fruit isn't?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Would that be clay aikins?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Where do you get the skin of clay aching clay
ac on your bruise?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
You know?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Usually to guess there's Richard Simmons. He gave.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
You in the beauty line. That is grapefruits.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
If you rub a grapefruit peel over your bruise, it
will help. Brian, do you agree or disagree with a grapefruit?
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Check around going to disagree?
Speaker 10 (07:19):
And that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
When banana peel a banana peel, Try that on your bruis.
Speaker 11 (07:32):
What's funny about that is I looked everywhere all over
the web. I could find references to it. Nobody disqualified
it is the only people saying.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hey, it worked, all right?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Okay, well let's let's remember the banana peel when we
get bruised. Okay, and Brian, you got a big old
prize back head over to McDonald before congratulations us. All right,
ver much.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
The hardest the bottom of the howare here? Come on
top of your news? On the other side, how about
a Mama Top ten? Unless we had George, Mother's Day
gonna be good?
Speaker 8 (08:12):
They got.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
I beg John a radio with.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
No it's just his purse, saving it for Mother's Day.
Speaking to Mama.
Speaker 12 (08:59):
Day stop ten Liz, what top ten things my mother
taught me?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Number ten to appreciate a job well done.
Speaker 13 (09:10):
If you're gonna kilate you other, do it outside. I
just finished cleaning.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Number nine religion. You better pray that this will come
out of the carpet. Number eight time travel. If you
don't straighten up, I'm gonna knock you in the middle
of next week. Number seven logic because I said so.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's why.
Speaker 12 (09:30):
Number six foresight. Make sure you wear clean underwear in
case you're in an accident. Number five irony.
Speaker 13 (09:37):
You keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Number four's tam enough.
Speaker 13 (09:43):
You'll sit there until all that spinish is finished.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
Number three the circle of life. I brought you into
this world and I can take you out. Number two, envy.
There are millions of less fortunate children this world who
don't have wonderful parents like you do. And the number
one thing I'll learn from mom behavior modification. Stop acting
like your father.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Can Good morning? Make shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Going on about twenty minutes from the desk of Taylertainment
News is what to watch?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
See who's on the desk over at red hot Talent?
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I mean where I kind of criplate.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Is this, mister Pestow? Yeah, John Boynmiller here?
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Wow? How can the stake at anything?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Anything you'd care to talk about?
Speaker 8 (11:00):
Anything you care to hear about?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Not really see how much.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Time we stay here work?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Hey, come dout to Murray.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
I can definitely make that happen, because if you're talking
to him, it means you're not talking to me, Murray,
jim by By, I'm too come on taking up.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
I'm in the middle of a hot game of candy Crush.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Thank you and I jump Yeah morning, Murray just jagging
in to say he wasn't new with our career. Let
me guess nothing, Oh Contray.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
My high cholesterol, gimme cap wearing fuzzball That High Talent's
market research team has just completed some highly detailed focus
groups about your little radio pageant over there. Want to
hear some bullet points.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
You know, we're not too crazy about focus grooves. You know,
it's hard to trust a bunch of people that couldn't
say no to a guy with a clipboard at the mall.
Speaker 8 (11:56):
I totally agree, which is why our guy with the
clip works outside the DMV. The DMV not everybody goes
to them all, but we all need a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That means you told you a lot of you know,
Spanish speaking people see and.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Thanks to Google Translate, we were able to compile their
insights even though no one on the team can actually
speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So what'd you get?
Speaker 8 (12:22):
A bumper crop of insightful comments? Here beab like this
one alhambre del sombrero s muihablador in English. That means
the guy in the hat is quite talkative.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That one about me?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
Yes, it is up. Next s dottn on techo mui grande,
which means this one has a very large bosom nope,
smarty march. Then there's four k oh no hobblo d
sul grand tazero or Why does that one talk about
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his large butt? I said that one's also about spotty
And finally, Creole k el tero sl Moss intelligente, which
means I think the dog is the smart one. So
your four lay a girlfriend is a big head at
the DFV.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm not sure any of those really news.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
You know.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
Wow, that's why I did a section where listeners shared
their specific likes and dislikes about the show. And this
part was conducted entirely in England.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay, what you got?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
All right, let's see here things the audience likes, Marvin Webster,
Mad Max Junior, Nation racing song, Ike Turner's Letters from Losers,
losing patience with an unproductive contestant on wordy word and
going it's a what, it's a what? And Tater's girlish
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little giggle.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
All right, So what about their dislikes?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
Okay, here's the stuff they're not too crazy about. Allowing
astro Nerd to talk during more than one segment, allowing
astro Nerd to talk for more than fifteen seconds in
any segment. Today you examining the world of forty year
old church bulletins and Red Fred's girlish little bit so
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in summary, wa Tata less nerd and smarty Marty has
a disturbingly high recognition factor not related to his actual job.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, well the tayor truth. I think we already knew
all that.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Ah yes, but now you'll have pie shots to back
you up. Pis Yeah, we also asked some questions about pillows.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Nah, he does love pie.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
Hey, look, I'll go over the full report with you later.
Have your machine call my machine and give my love
to Bobby, m Joe and Jimbo. What call me.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (14:50):
And you got the big Joe on the radio, more
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Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 9 (14:58):
You stand la Black.
Speaker 14 (15:00):
I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey
and I played the right fine gumbo off my best
friend Woodrow boot Row and that sassy sack of wife
and he is on live bed. I'm listening to those
two wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that they're.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Big show woe. There is funny.
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I caarroltee, good morning. It's a big showing the radio
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all right? Then shut out Wisconsin, baby dam Bridgie.
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United Special Sportsman Alliance Child's wish dot org. You check
it out.
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So Bridge just got back like April of twenty eight
from Alabama on an awesome eighteenth annual fishing event of
Lake Gunnersville. And now the next event before this is
kids of course with the life threatening, the sickness, disease disabilities,
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thank you, and of course for our veterans as well,
absolutely free in the family. So I want to tell
you the South Carolina Fishing event is coming up next.
We got twenty family scheduled for May the ninth and
the tenth, so that will be on Friday and Saturday
this weekend and then traveling June the fifth and sixth
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will be up in New York for a fishing event
for twenty families. And the Wisconsin Great Lakes Fishing event
with twenty families is June the thirteenth and fourteenth. This
is all about the United Special Sportsman Alliance and Jackie
gave you that letter from a listener in Illinois that
want to open some of his land for a hunt,
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and you guys and the taxidermis as well, we're gonna
do a shoulder mount for one. I mean, you guys
are just awesome. We don't have to ask for any
money or anything because the trips, the fishing trips and
hunting trips, they're all there from like minded people that
want to get back and serve our veterans and kids
with those life threatening illnesses. Man United Special Sportsman Alliance.
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Just keep up with them if you go to Child'swish
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go to Child's Wish at gmail dot com. Good morning,
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now from the desk of Taylor Tayman News is what
to watch. Here's our girl, Marcy Tayter Moran.
Speaker 7 (18:23):
Yes, let's look and see what everybody was watching at
the box office this weekend. Marble's Studio's Thunderbolts was the
top movie came in number one making about seventy six
million domestically, and they did pretty well since they took
one hundred and eighty million dollars to make it. So
they're on their way. They're marking a solid start to
the summer movie season. After two weeks at number one,
(18:44):
Sinners dropped to second place. A Minecraft Movie was third place,
followed by The Accountant Two came in third place, hasn't
quite made its way up to number one and UNDERTI.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I'm sorry, was that the first weekend of The Accountant?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
No, no, it's their second weekend.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Oh, they actually dropped to number four. Uh and until
Dawn rounds out the top five movies in theaters this Friday.
Clown in a Cornfield it's a hard local legend of freendo.
The clown becomes all too real as teenagers start to
go missing one by one before meeting spectacularly sticky ends.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
All right, add cornfields to the place's figgy bear?
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Will not.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
You know if you can't start disappearing, I would, you know,
check with the clown in the cornfield first.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
It'll be a top suspect on that.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
I would sell the kids to stay out of the cornfield.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
But that's just a Woman's Perspective. Also out, Juliet and Romeo.
It's a drama romance musical.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
Oh you know how the.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Story of.
Speaker 7 (19:54):
So you all know the Shakespeare story of Romeo and Juliet.
It's going to be like that, but they're going to
add today's music, so it's kind of like night So
it's kind of like nights Tale. If you remember nights
Tale from the late nineties with Heath Ledger.
Speaker 11 (20:08):
It just keeps getting worse. I mean, only way you
could make me not want to go to that movie
more is if they did a halfway break for a
math quiz.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
How about I tell you that Rebel Wilson's in it?
That doesn't help you.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Their tagline the Greatest Love Story of All Time set
to the Greatest Music of Our Time. Also released this weekend,
Shadow Force, and it's an action movie. Once leaders of
a multinational special forces group called Shadow Force, they broke
(20:42):
the rules by falling in love, and in order to
protect their son, they have to go underground and mayhem ensues.
Kerrie Washington Sterling K Brown in this All Right streaming?
Speaker 1 (20:52):
What's new?
Speaker 7 (20:52):
What's coming out this week? NASCAR Full Speed is on Netflix.
They have a new season coming out Octopus Amazon. That's Octopus.
It's the life cycle of a giant Pacific octopus.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
So you can watch that.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Poker Face comes out on Peacock. It's a crime comedy
drama series.
Speaker 15 (21:10):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
It stars Natasha Leone. You remember who Natasha Leon.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
The commercial redheaded girl.
Speaker 7 (21:16):
That's right about a casino worker with unique ability to
detect lies and she solves various murder mysteries while on
the run a po poker Face on.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Peacock and her ugly sister Butterface.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Another that's a spin off and Conan O'Brien Must Go
is on Max. It's a it's a travel show starring
Conan O'Brien. So it's a spin off of his podcast
Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Uh So he used to
apparently do this part of his TBS show Conan.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
He would do travel fas. So it's a show all
about that on Max.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Ok.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Yeah, welcome, all right, Well let's get us a winner.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Let's play wordy word. Come on, y'all, one eight hundred
big show you told free Line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and plain next.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yes, we are the big show on the radio. Wednesday,
May seventh, our feature track for the Big Show bit Box.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
All about Mama's this week a Little Special Mama album.
She is a big show listener, and she ought to
be if she ain't. It's the mom of constant sorrow.
You word constants hit the Big Box at the makeshow
(23:05):
dot Com clock on their contest.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Buddy, can't get too We'll call you. Listen. Everybody's head
about the bed. I think the wirty word, perny word.
Let's meet a contestants man. It's Scott at a long
South Carolina. Good morning, Scott, good morning show. But welcome buddy. Hey,
we got Janet out our Rocket Top, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Good morning, Janet, good morning, good hold rocket Top.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
You know the words?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Oh man, Janets, You and Taylor, he Me and Scott.
Let's do the boys against the girls this morning.
Speaker 8 (23:44):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Okay, doke thirty seconds each.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Let's see what we can do, Scott, me and you
for the first thirty second Scott and Janet.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
The theme this morning is spring.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Okay, y'all spring words to do with the season. So Scott,
are you ready, buddy? I'll try my bit all right, I'll.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Put him right there. You just shout it out.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Don't be afraid to shout out the wrong word. Just
keep going until you get a right word. Okay, all right,
ready put it back up there. You need the exercise.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Okay, I'm looking at that. All right, start start the clock. Now.
This is a baby bird. It's also a little name
for a girl. Hey, good looking. Yeah, quack quack goes
the duck.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh, I just said it. The dunk, says quack. Uh huh.
It is right under hot. It is really nice and
not cold, not not not hot, below hot. It's cold, no,
no almost hot. Man oh.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Three on the board. Couldn't get that in the head.
And Tater and Janet, just y'all up. Janet you ready,
I'm trying to keep you can't think about it?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Ready, ready, go all right?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
The temperature is luke. This is what an egg will do.
The chick will blank out of the egg. Yes.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (25:27):
This is a compost that you put around your bushes.
It's also called yep, you a blank of roses. It's
a it's a bunch a blank of ropes. You you
take this, you go on holiday, you take a summer.
But what you call yes, there you go.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Oh, Dan you all.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Girls put a five on the board to take the
lead by two. All right, is five to three?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
All right, Scott. Hopefully we got the hard words like warm,
I ain't gonna turn on you lost?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yes, yeah, all right, Changing categories, Scott, listen up, buddy,
changing categories now words.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Dealing with hobbies. Hobbies? All right, all right, buddy, let's
see what we can do.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Okay, start, I'm trying to see it, Louis hand, I'm sorry, Okay,
starting to clock.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Now. This is what you'll be doing if you join
the choir. You'll be yeah, uh huh. This is what
you do to a book. You will be.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
This is what you do in a play, you will
be active.
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
This is when you collect these little ends. I said
it never one. Okay. This is where you do in
a rink, and you you do these on your feet?
Wheels on your feet? What kind of skating? What kind
of yes skating?
Speaker 9 (26:53):
Do not run?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
You must?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
All right, let me say what not dude? I said collect?
And the word was what was the words we're doing?
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Bug collecting? I said collect. I was all on the insect.
I won't go say bud, I mean bug. Oh shut up,
manners man, I know how you'll four to three seven
on the board. Seven Janet and Ty. Yeah, wait as
(27:25):
long as you won't there because you got it, unless
it's just like totally blow it up.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
One will tie, two will win. Ready to go.
Speaker 7 (27:33):
You do this for exercise. You do this around the mall.
All right, you go shopping these old things. What are
the old things that you shop for? Oh, people have
ooned them before, have owned them before. They're furniture and like, no,
(27:55):
it's old stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Anti Yeah, wow, alright, your girls did it.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Eight to seven, Jannety, congratulations on your prize pack. Scott
came up a little short, but you can try again,
ain't time, buddy?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Man appreciating Janet, Rocky top right up.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, you did you did any It was no warm
We appreciated.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Good morning, got the big show on the radios. Get
to our big request, Jeff Gainey Clinton, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Jeff says, a great bid one with their lawyer.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Mister Taylor. Thanks God, Oh yeah, Jeff, we'll get you.
Mister Taylor coming up next. Good morning. That's a big
(29:19):
show on the radio. Something you'd like to hear about
this time only through Friday, hit us up on the
John Boy and Billy Facebook page. Y'all quit making fun
of my legs from me on my world long bar.
I went to your skin doctor and he froze a
bunch half I get away sticks.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Where were they checkers?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
But you don't worry about it. We'll be sure to
check out. I'm proud of my masse oh rap over
a new drug. I want to think, Yeah, Scott mccorgyll,
Scott from Liberty GMC.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
If you against Charlotte, North.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Carolina and my bud Keith Hawthorne or hunting buddy, hut
me up there. And then of course with the masse
graunt we thinks Patton and then our boy from Precision
Wraps pressing you got it on?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, if y'all like to dress up you drunk a
car man, it's it's pretty neat. Rabbis are very popular.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Right he does hinting for like home windows and commercial things.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I know that to man. Yeah, good little oh young
boy moved down Kentucky here to make his way in
the big city.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
We're all for that a now well.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh yeah, back to our requested bit of the morning.
Jeff Gainey, here you go, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Ladder, get your ladder, that's what you say, boy?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
All righty? Well, this letter, I know, will they listen
or not?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Not?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Really, they're more like a business. They're familiar with some
of our work. Let's put it that way.
Speaker 15 (31:13):
As from Jan Holly Advertising Productions Incorporated. Guys, I'm sure
you are busy signing autographs and such, but when we
pay one hundred sixty dollars in talent, we expect one
hundred and sixty dollars worth of talent. The read that
you put on the king Ford commercial for Rock one
zero three in Columbus, Georgia sucks. We want the commercial
(31:43):
redone free of charge, and this time we want you
to do it with some feelings, some talent, some seal,
some meaning. We want you to sell our sale, not
merely read the quick as you can so that you
can get on to the next one. We expect you
(32:04):
to earn the high bucks you charge. I don't mind
paying top dollar for talent as long as I get
top talent for the dollar. And closed is a cassette
of your commercial after we doctored it up, along with
the original script. Please redo the commercial and send it
back down to Rock one oh three Columbus, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
If you need to discuss it with me, you can
reach me. Since sincerely, Jan W. Holly. So well, when
we got the cassette and we listened to it and
put each other like, we didn't think it sounded that bad.
I mean, you know, talking about.
Speaker 15 (32:45):
Oh, just don't even let me start saying because it's
just not my area of expertise and really one. So
let's bring in mister Taylor from our public relations department.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Good morning there, John boy, morning Billy, and I might
be a wasting my time on this, and but good
morning to you Jan.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Once again this.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Morning, I've seen something I ain't never seen before, A
neat type written business communication on professional letterhead that uses
the word sucks. I mean, I know them too, mean boys,
Beavis and Butdhead run around saying it all the time.
I just ain't never run into it in a business
(33:31):
letter before. Now, Jan, I've heard the commercial, and I
don't get me wrong, I wouldn't start picking out my
formal wear for the advertising the Lords yet, but this
word sucks seemed like a kindly harsh way to put it.
I mean, these fellas has done hundreds of commercials over
(33:52):
the years, and I personally have heard some that sucked
a whole lot worse than out.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yes, sir ahhol.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
You know I got to quit using that word. My
ain't bee would warm up the sea to my breeches
if she heard me talking like that. Anyway, Jan, sounds
to me like they did pretty much what you wrote
down here, got them car doors of slamming and the
bad to the bone song, and we got in all
them little pearls you wrote like, yes, friends and neighbors
(34:24):
and king means business.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
And a good deal and a good deal more.
Speaker 4 (34:30):
May I say you really dumped a haul bucket of
creativity into this, And yes, ma'am, you did. As far
as the delivery, we'll see this here is the John
Boy and Billie Show. I don't know if you've ever
heard it before, but well, let me just say, if
you ask a jackass to sing, it ain't likely to
(34:52):
come out of sounding like the latest chart topping smashed
from that boy Hootie and his Blowfish. This part where
you say I'm sure you're busy signing autographs and such,
I believe I sense just a tad of resentment life.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Jan.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
I want you to know I'm gonna get to the
bottom of this here controverse. And if I find out
that this here commercial really does well, where's that word again, suck,
we'll make it right. Until then, Well like that smart
Aleki Feller on Saturday Night Live says, it's called a
Dale Carnegie course, look into it. And before I leave,
(35:35):
let me say, as Claire as I know how that
we love the folks over there at king Ford plumb
to death.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We do.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
They some of the finest folks in the entire state
of Georgia. In fact, if you're gonna buy you a car,
I can't think of a better place on God's green
Earth where I'd rather.
Speaker 8 (35:53):
Go to do it.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
If the manager is here right now, I reckon Jackie'd
probably run over to him and kiss him square were
on the mouth. In fact, I'd be tempted to give
him a little peck on the job. My safe and Jane,
I want you to know if you was here, you
could give me a big old kiss too, only not
on the mouth. If you get my dress. I thank
(36:16):
you for your time. John Boy and Benny, y'all lack
like you got some smarts.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Good morning baby show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I want this for your Mother's Day album, A little
bit bough sky word constant.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
In constant sorrow.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Through her days, Am mom.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
Of constant sorrow, thirty days.
Speaker 15 (37:25):
Of my day, a.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
Bit fair with held to real employment. And now I'm
ever get.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
Or rage certain and now she'll know ever get a rainy.
Speaker 5 (37:50):
Six long.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
Years of either been pregnant or havings and like my
bitchiens bence thirsty for man but junior, Oh theast mountains
(38:14):
now the junior.
Speaker 5 (38:18):
These fountains now.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Shut up showing to sing.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Fing around your.
Speaker 10 (38:36):
Man s Mandy, don't do laundry, he leaves histy.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
Is in mussy.
Speaker 6 (38:50):
My over grands have soggie bottles, and manoso.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Be disting.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Those booby died I either sure you stay.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
Stop more morning, Get that peanut butter sandwich out of
the pc R.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
Please, these two.
Speaker 10 (39:27):
Empty things are gonna kill me if I dog.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
A good night.
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Sleep you who can be re me here ride next
Walmart so.
Speaker 10 (39:46):
I can find the rest in fief, so she can
fairest in fee.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
Don't make me stop this.
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