July 23, 2025 • 48 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has an update on the entertainment news, with this week’s edition of “Tatertainment News”.. - Rev. Billy Ray Collins checks in about this year’s Summer Bible Camp.. - We’ll look at the Florida crime scene for an update on Florida Man’s latest crime spree.. - In honor of Monica Lewinsky’s birthday - we’ll dust off our musical tribute, “The Monica Song”.. - We fill a request for an ancient visit with Mr. Rhubarb.. - and Hoyt will take our last slot with Delbert’s theory on how your car can tell people what your profession is…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yeah, morning, Big Show is on the radio. I can't
believe it's already Episode four of Dumb Crook News featuring
Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
And Cleony Moore. To come, I go get it in
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(00:37):
Crook News. Doumb Crook story is sending by you the
Big Show listeners from all over the world. The address
will follow today's report.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Florida Man, Chapter four.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
A Florida man drew the attention of a Pasco County
deputy outside of a department store in Hudson, Florida. The
deputy followed him inside, where things went downhill fast. The
deputy watched as a man attempted to hand off a
shady looking baggie to a customer. Inside the store. The customer,
having seen the deputy, was clearly refusing the baggy, letting
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it fall to the floor as he walked away. Well,
the man bent down to pick it up, but spotted
the deputy and pretended to adjust his shoe. As he
stood up, the deputy cuffed him. Turns out the drop
baggie was just the beginning. The man had four more
stuffed in his pockets and a bonus stash of crystal meth.
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The deputy said what drew his attention to the man
in the parking lot was his T shirt, which read
who needs drugs?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, seriously, I have.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Drugs with all the advertising.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Two Monroe County deputies pulled over a sixty seven year
old Florida man for speeding and swerving on Highway One
in the Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the
rear of the man's car, the other approached the driver's
side window just in time to see the driver appear
to finish off a open can of beer. Well after
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fundling briefly with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke
billowed out as the window lowered. Seeing the debuty waving
away the smoke, the driver panicked and tried to roll
the window back up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk,
exposing the second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Cob said the.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Man failed a short but entertaining sobriety test and was arrested.
When asked why I had so much weed, he said
he had stolen the car in Orlando and had no
idea what was in there. Story well, detectives figured out
the car was originally stolen, and Georgie then driven to
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an Orlando motel where it was stolen again. So unless
somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car and three
bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck with a
dui various felony drug charges and the bonus grand theft.
Auto deputies in Newport Ritchie, Florida pulled over her car
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and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger, namely a
mysterious white powder all over his nose. The deputy snapped
a picture of the Florida man and swabbed his nose.
A field test kit confirmed the substance was cocaine. When
confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine on
his nose was not his and he had no idea
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how it got there. He gave the same explanation with
a bag of coke in his shirt pocket and the
backpack stuffed with over a half a pound of marijuana,
no idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Floorida man
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on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip search that revealed three heroin filled syringes hitting
inside his rectums Night Honors. Still, the man told the
cops those aren't mine and I had no idea how
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they got there.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Has that ever worked anyone well?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The authorities were unconvinced by his explanation and charged and
with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug Preyer
Fernel you Fellony charged for smuggling contraman into a correctional facility.
And finally, during a traffic stop, the Marion County Sheriff's
Office arrested a six year old Florida man after finding
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he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a large
amount of cash. While detention deputies were conducting a routine
cavity search during his jail house check in well, they
noticed something quite unusual. Whenever the man was told to
bend over, spread his cheeks and cough, deputies observed twenty
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dollars bills were falling from his rectus in the process,
cops referred to as necessary but very undesirable for everyone involved.
The human ATM dispensed a total of one thousand and
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ninety dollars in US currency. If you got dumb crum news,
don't worry the top Allen nail him to dumb crux,
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or you can't email anybody.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
But me at the Big Show dot Com. We'd appreciate it.
We are ready for beat the Blind.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Let's do it, y'all, one eight hundred Big Show you
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Speaker 5 (06:50):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's a big show on the radio for you, Wednesday morning,
July twenty third. Our future track for the Big Show.
Box Hoy. He says, your car tells your profession keyword
profession see yeah the Big Bogs app the Big Show
dot comy right now, good time all beat the blood
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doesn't meet our contestant. We got Scott out of Acworth, Georgia.
Good morning Scott. Hey buddy, Scott, it too hotty and
Tata says welcome. So Scott, we're gonna ask Tatter some
questions and now you agree or disagree. But our last
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contenants have just been taking Tator's word for everything and
been losing. See she she could be bluffing and she
just might not know some of the answers to these questions.
Sure she sounds like a regular rocket scientists.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Or pulling back to the magic curtain and everything.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Just trying to the Scott. So you know you understay
of the game.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Here's now he's just going to disagree with everything.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Of hurt and still the help. You can get two
mails before two buzzers and then you got the prize.
But that's what we do, all right, tum Where would
you expect to find a version of a small emblem
known as the Spirit of Ecstasy?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Blow Randy's belt lot, Hey, thanks belt buckle, small emblem,
I was right there, the Spirit of ex.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, he thought it was a compliment.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, I appreciate it. I still think it's a compliment.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Ectasy. Yeah, well yours.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Maybe that's all I'm worried about.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, Scott a career disagree?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I think was kidding.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, with the spirit of ecstasy, Tater. A small
emblem is known as that.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, I believe I've seen this on the bro Ham.
I believe it's on the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
My brother, it's on the Cadillact Okay, Scott, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I have to disagreement.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
And are you going to do?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Actually, the hood or grille of a Rolls Royce.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Car, you were close look at you.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Have you seen how they've made them theft proof? Now
if you go to if you touch it, it sucks
it into the hood.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, so so I got just like he goes, it's
inside the car.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
You can't get to it.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I like, I'm better.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hello, Yeah, thank you, Scott. There's a bell on you
in that's good work. Let's say when you get another one, Tayler.
The number one best.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Selling color for new cars is white, but Carmack says
used car buyers have a different color preference.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I bought a lot of cars at Carmacks use cars.
The color preference there is red because you don't have
to pay for that up charge of the paint. Anybody knew.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
So the red car is the best selling color for
used cars on CarMax Red. Scott agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (10:35):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It is black. Number one is black, Number two is white,
and number three it's great. How about that? All right?
Set them right in on that one there.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
This a ould count gonna win it or loot it all.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Loot it right here, belt buckle, bet Ball. Look of
the Population of Egypt book. Egypt live within twelve miles
of something known as one of the seven natural Wonders
of Africa.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Egypti in Africa? Yes, Egyptians live near the Nile.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Live near the Nile. That is the Nile River, all right,
Scott agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
River with the Nile River.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
It's very big, is all right?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Tanter done one three in a row, and Scott, we
do have a nice consolation prize for you.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Randy's built bowlders Africa. Oh God, hang on, my boys,
thank you, thank you. Why the money our top of
your news Hey man, We're gonna celebrate Monica Lewhiskey's birthday.
(12:17):
I'm serious. I know, good morning. That's a big show
(12:58):
the radio.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is Monica Lewinsky's birth day, fifty two years old.
Land Oh, Monica, thank you. Feels over that girl got
bustled on the kiss cam at the at the cold
Play calls her. Monica's not okay for herself. I've seen
a couple of follow ups on her. She's got a
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good gig and yes, she's all comfortable with everything.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Now well, I have to say, social media did a
Clinton Monica rendition of being busted on the Coldplay?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yes, it's out there so like like they just put
their hate has them and then I don't know if
he used it and how they did it, but they
had him like, you know, cuddling like that and then
he pushes her like push her.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Way.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
We're gonna celebrate the way we did back in the day.
We write songs about stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
And here it is the Monica's all.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
We said could meet on Monica about Capitol here and
she's an in turn like no other. Just ask for
residence bill. She ain't had cosmetic surgery she's not your
old girl. They says she comed it perjury, rocked up
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a residence world, Monica.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I love to see you on my TV.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Good on Monica, Monica lou Winski, Monica Luvin Ski, Lynda
Tripp was her best buddy, but she was wearing a wire.
When we hear what she recorded, we'll find out who
(15:05):
is the liar, begin and start the VERSA Cutter says
he ain't making no deals now he's putting on the
pressure to see if somebody squills. Monica, is my beauty
or on you me? Why join Monica Monica new winds Ski,
(15:35):
Monica new Winski back, I want.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
To say one thing to your future. I want you
to listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. I
did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss Lewinsky.
I never told anybody to life, not a single time.
I never These allegations are falls and I need to
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go back to work for the American Chief. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Old Bell says he did not strip her, but he
won't say anymore if he don't control his zipper. Will
meet President Gord.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Monica.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
She's cheap, but she sure, Let's go to me.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Monica.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
Monica Liu mansteam Monica, the man, steam Monica, the mask.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Good morning, it's a big shan on a radio.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Here we go, Here we are Cadbury. Welcome to Spain. Oh, oh,
grand the lovely village of Pampflona. I must say it's
a refreshing change from your usual weekends.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I doubt you love going to the beach. Oh, yes,
the beach I love, sir, but we never see it.
We get about as far as sharing a jug of
pickled shrimp with beach Billy and Captain Kit.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
Yeah, a good time. Well, this ain't no pleasure cruise,
old boy. We're here on business. I know it's not
my place, sir, but what sort of business? Not the
monkey kind?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
I hope my.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Life is always wanted one of these stallions that you
can only find in Spain.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Oh, but has always bemoaned Madame's equestrian investments. The trip here,
the cost of shipping enough to mention the price of
the beast itself. The mind boggles at the price.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Yeah, I know, but on the upside, it does keep
her out of my hair. And who can put a
price on that?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I can.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
It's nearly fifty thousand dollars fifty grand. You sure I
got a gold star in Methsa.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
Man, that's a lot of dog food on the hoof.
Oh well, I guess she's worth it. She puts up
a quite a bit. If I can't be a pill,
you know, do tills her? Well enough, Joe and Canberry.
Let's get that tax right off on a truck and
then hit the town. Ah, and indulge in a bit
of the native gospacho ish.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 11 (18:47):
I don't want to play some goofy forarn sport on
empty stomach.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I think we better have dinner first. Ah, and even
better idea, sir, Let's.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
See, I think it's right down this street. It's hard
to tell. It's like everything here's in a different language.
Really seems odd to find such a thing in Spain's Huh.
I hesitate to ask, but the son know exactly. Well,
we're going, not exactly, but we gotta be getting close.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Check it out.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Good heavens bulls, dozens of them, to vegetable boovine bonanzas.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Uh, we've struck livestock Cadbury and where there's Kyle's horses.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Can't be far off.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Let's go no, perhaps find another ways These bulls by
becoming agitated.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Yeah, that's some ornery potrose, all right, But see, you
just gotta know how.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
To handle them.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I feel a story coming on.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
You seem to forget, Cadbury. I'm a farm boy from
way back.
Speaker 11 (19:45):
If a bull gets too close, you just punch him
in the nose and they'll back off. Just gotta let
him know who's bass. Oh, thank goodness with that fencer.
He's testing you, big boy. Better pop him one, poor animal. Yeah, bossy,
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
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But if you don't start, if you don't stop doing that,
I'll be forced to make an example of you.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
That's telling him.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Are you gonna let him talk to you about? Oh well, Ferdinand,
I fear this is going to hurt me more than
it does you. Good heavens, it actually worked. I'm so surprised, Cadbury,
I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Come on, let's go.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
That's an ingenious bit of business.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
That.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Pardon me for doubting you, sir, seems odd though, having
a corral of bulls in the center of town.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Hold it a second, Pamplona.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
This must be the ones that using a running of
the bulls during the Fiesta of San Furman.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But that isn't until July.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
What's a This is a yearly festival Cadbury where people
come from all over the world. Break life boy running
through the streets ahead of a stampede of angry bulls,
hoping to make it to the end of the course
without getting trampled or gourd Well, what do the winners get?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Not trampled or gord Absolutely, Bob Betty, thank goodness for
that soundly built burier.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Must have been made by foreigners. What are you going
to do yourself?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Maybe run.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Cut making sound.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We've only run ten feet. You've been cow. We get
to stamping. Go on without saving yourself A good idea?
Where are you going, sir? I'm climbing this fans I
ain't crazy.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Hope he's out. I cut climbing on my eyes.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I know I was supposed to going without.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
You ain't before they get too close?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
That do close?
Speaker 11 (21:55):
Time for your secret weapon. Give him a five bone
reminder upside his grill. You watch bunch and stupid and
hurry his friends are coming.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Here goes you do?
Speaker 11 (22:08):
Maybe this one don't speak English? You are in his country.
You know, now what, Get this step and I'll spot
for you. Don't worry, I can see grape from up here.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Trust him to the lab, to the lab.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Lab.
Speaker 11 (22:27):
Hump the wall and let him pass you on the inside,
the inside. Hey man, if you're not gonna listen, Oh baby,
smells like lunch, I'll.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Catch you on the second lap. I'll take two of
those smiles over here.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Sing you.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
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Speaker 1 (24:02):
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It's another quick reminder for y'all. Robert Earl, Keene and friends.
Applause for the calls is happening. The support of the
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desk of Taytor Taman news us what to watch, here's
our girl, Marcy tator Morever.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I appreciate you very much. Let's look and see what
everybody was watching at the movie theater. This past weekend,
Souperman remained in the top box office spot with a
second weekend haul of fifty seven point three million dollars.
That brings a domestic total to two hundred and thirty
five million dollars. I believe it might have made back
(25:59):
what they spent.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, I hope so, I hope they'll be all right.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Two weekends and number one. Second place went to Jurassic
World Rebirth, another movie about the dinosaur more don't They.
Third place went to I Know what You Did last
Summer again?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Uh huh, it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
It's a sequel to the ninety seven flick. I think
it was nice.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Well, there were like six sequels already.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It was like a reboot again.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I Know what You're gonna do next summer?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, I think the big takeaway is what are you
waiting for me? Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Suspend cells.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Well, the Smurfs debuted in the fourth place, fourth fourth, okay,
and fifth place went to F one the movie again.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Well that that didn't do that?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well huh no, that's I mean, that's after five weeks out.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh, I always been I've been out a little bit.
I'm waiting for to come on the TV in my house.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
To his theater, waiting to get that money back.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Hey, did you see the story about the crypto? The
dog in Superman sparked a lot of adoptions. A lot
of people went online and were searching Schnauzers and terrier
mixes and it went up like three hundred percent. So
hopefully it moved some dogs out of some shelters and
out of.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Rescue, so it doesn't turn out like the one hundred
and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, where they bring them all the Yeah. Friday, coming
into theaters The Fantastic Four First Steps. It stars Vanessa
Kirby as the Invisible Woman, Adro Pascal is Mister Fantastic,
Joseph Quinn as the Human Thorch, and Ebon Moss Backarack
as Ben Grimm.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
If you ever watch one of those Marvel or Superhero
DC movies whatever, and you get lost, you're like, wait,
wait where that guy?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Just call my daughter.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
She has every detail and right in place, you know,
as far as how they hand off and everything.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
What hey, my bad, magl.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You go. The First Steps is about the four that
face off their most daunting challenge yet as they defend
Earth from Galactus and Silver silver surfer, Silver surfer, silver Surfer.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I got it there you go, maybe pronounce your words
like a Yankee.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Like you were doing silver Surfer.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
See yeah, see silver, that's just too many.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
You can't use your regular boards. You have to use
somebody else's. Yeah, that's crazy. Look you want to do
the report or why it literally is crazy.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And streaming. I'll just tell you about one. The Sandman
Season two, Volume two is dropping this week on Netflix.
It's from the Graphic Novels. Volume one came out around
July third, not around. It did come out on July third,
and like you want to see this thing about Sandman,
(28:58):
like he's the you know they got death Man come
around out another. I mean he could kill he said.
It's it's got some harbor in it.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, you like it?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Watch it?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's dark.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah a lot of time man, Thank you Jackie.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
All right, good work there.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I don't care what you'll watch.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I like the im just approach.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner that's way
worthy words all right, better take you brand. Here we
go one ain't on a big show. Get a couple
of contestants playing next Good morning, this big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
We'll humming to you.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Wednesday, humph Day, July twenty third, good By feature.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Trapp had the big cho box about thirty minutes. Hope
you hang for them right.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Now, let's win at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, no birdy word, out of wordy word.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Joe from Bristol, Tennessee.
Goome on it, j O, Joe.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Hey, good morning, Billy and John boy for the complayer.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Hey, welcome here, Joe Jo.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Alright, then let's say hey to Joseph from Venton, Virginia.
Good morning, Joseph, Good morning, good mon, I'm calling all right,
you don there so Joe and Joseph, all right, the
regular Joseph's let him up, Tayler, you take Joseph out
of Virginia. Yeah, I grabbed Joe out of Bristol, home
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of my world record shattering two story shopping cart.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I heard about that, Thank you?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Then the waves right, all right, boys, Joe, Joseph words
dealing with breakfast items. Breakfast items, breakfast This is what
we're gonna deal with you, all right, So Joseph, you relaxing,
Me and Joe will see what we can put on
the board.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
All right, you ready, Joe, I'm ready to shoot.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, Okay, ran to get Randy to turn that
around there, breakfast items, We got it, all right, Okay,
now stop that me clean up here, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
All right, here we go, Here we go, Joe, start
the clock now.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
A monkey eats those these yeah, uh huh, aln't you
drink this in the morning? A cup of Joey yeah, peanut.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Butter and blank sandwich, Kelly, Yeah, this is this is
what you get in a Jewish donut. It is called
sounds like a small hunting rabbit dog. No no, no, no,
uh come on man, the cream cheese. You put cream
cheese on this and hate it? Yes, all right, a
(32:17):
good deal. Always go with the bag of the small
hunting dog, and it never works.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
So I'm going to quit abel. Yeah, yeah, good work.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
My fair was croissant for a Jewish donut.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh, right, then Joseph and Tague got it all right? Yeah,
So Joe put a four on the board. Joseph, are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yes, okay, and go.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
It's not a pancake. It's square and it's got dimples
in it. Yep, this is a country blank. You might
have it as a side dish with your eggs, green
eggs and blank.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
You drink this.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's white and you put it in your cereal.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Milk.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Oh, this is Jelly's older brother. I don't know. It's
lumpier than Jelly. What is it? You put it on
your toast? No, but it's it's wow.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
That was good, y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Put a three on the board. So Joe leads Joseph
four to three and we're going in around two. Joe,
are you ready, buddy? Yes, all right, we are picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Start the clock.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Now.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Hey, a blank band, let's just get together and blank
man is a word for Jelly.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Hey it must be Jenny because blank don't shake. What
about a band that you get together and just play
your instruments with each other?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Did you say it?
Speaker 4 (33:54):
You know?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
A blank manka.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
When Sunday doesn't fit? Just blanket in there as hard
as you can. What dog, no, yeah, dog can't help.
That's all right. Well, let's say that is a foe
leading by one, so Tator and Joseph one will tie,
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two will win.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
You're picking up on that last one still and go uh.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, so we can go back to the jelly. Or
this is a door blank. It's that little space in
your doorframe the door blank? Yes, no, water blank, cattalope.
They're all classified as a what.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You have a big head?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
They say that, yeah, but it's a what kind of fruit? Blank? Balls?
Or water blanks? Finished? What that fruit is?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Water?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Blank? What is the fruit?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Water?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's red and green outside water.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Water.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
We go to overtime, Ma, whoa. Some words just ain't
making it into the brains. This morning happened. I don't
put jam by er whatever you do, door jam, door jam,
don't don't know about jelly, don't jack jam. That's what
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you say when Goodland girl walks away running stupids. All right, hey, boys,
weak on a fifteen second overtime here, Joe, let's see
what we can do. Fifteen seconds gonna go by real quick. Okay,
all right, okay, we're picking up on that last one.
(35:42):
Start the clock now, buckwheat, lovely felling mally, that's it.
This is a red fruit. You put it on a
lettuce and baby, yes, all right, this is where you
do your egg for three minutes you blanket, don't know another.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yes, okay, got a good work? Two, good work, all right?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You hit toach to make it a three in fifteen seconds.
All right, now let's say what Tata and Joseph can do?
Three will tie?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Four will win you? Ready, Joseph, it's fifteen seconds, very quick.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
And go a breakfast blank where it's all laid out.
You can go pick what you want. Yes, this is
this is bees make this, bees make it. Yep, this
is uh oh these are raw, these are these are
uh these are.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well you started to say roll and you started to
say cinnamon, and it was cinnamon roll.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
But Joe wins four, don't what isn't that three to two?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Ju I'm froze, Joseph, uff and been, buddy, Jack can
give you another shout out.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Down the road man, good game, bud.
Speaker 11 (37:02):
All right, thank you, all right.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Man Joe up in Bristol. Now you get your bird
tea counting peanuts for you. Victory, buddy.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We'll get them to you.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
All right?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
What man appreciates you?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hang on?
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Biit request time,
George hogshed out.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Let's see did not make it? What Facebook page? Thank you,
John won't Billy Facebook?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
You get George, he says, Uh, mister rhubarb singing another
one rides a bus just might have been my favorite. Well,
let's see if we can find George looking. You are
still looking all right? Getting on it, George, We get
you something coming up next. Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio. Something you'd like to hear about
this time on the New Friday. That's when you hit
him up on a John Boy mill and Facebook.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Pain, George, heg But I'm mister rue Barb. Here's my
spot on the big show parking light. Of course I
get to move in during mister Robard time.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Yes you do.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
Hello, John Boy, Hello, how are you today? I am excellent? Today.
That's a lovely word. Uh huh, because today is today.
Tomorrow won't be today, yesterday is not today. Today is today?
Can you say that all that? No, no, not the
whole thing, just just today, Oh yeah today?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
And who's your little friend over there?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
You know.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Hello, Hello, mister Oh, it's you, Billy. How are you today?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I'm fine?
Speaker 7 (39:10):
How are you today? Have you ever thought about that work?
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yes, a lot at the last saxe or three minutes?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Yeah, oh, Randy, good morning? And how are you today?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I'm not a part of your line.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
You're just mean? You know that, mister Rubert, You're just mean.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
I'm finished with you now? Can you say that?
Speaker 12 (39:32):
On second thalk? Can you say nothing? Hey, you're right,
John boy, that's fun. Shut up, Randy, Jackie?
Speaker 7 (39:39):
How are they?
Speaker 12 (39:40):
I mean, how are you today? I know how they
are today? They will be the same today yesterday?
Speaker 7 (39:49):
And can I ask a question?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Are you perhaps jet lagged or something?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
And if I hurry up, I'm out the door. How
this works? Did you know that?
Speaker 9 (40:01):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Of course? Okay, okay.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
A guy arrives for his first day on the job
as a school bus driver. The principal gives him the
keys and tells him his bus is the one with
all the cartoon characters painted on it.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Well.
Speaker 12 (40:15):
At his first stop, he gets a pubby Little Churlde.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
He better not let his supervisors find out about.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
That you're saying something I meant to say. A chubby
little girl.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh, okay, got on the bus better than what you had.
Speaker 12 (40:36):
She said, Hi, my name is Patty. She took her
seat and he drove to the next stop. There was
another chubby little girl. She gets on the bus and says, Hi,
my name is Patty. At his next stop, a boy
gets on the bus. He was regular size. He said,
(40:56):
my name is Ross and I'm Special. He then drives
to the next stop, where he picks up another little
boys and this boy gets on the bus and says, Hi,
my name is Lester Chase. So Lester takes his seat
and proceeds to take off his shees. Shees, that's a
funny word. He then starts picking at blisters on the
(41:17):
bottom of his faith eve is a correct response. Disgusted
with all this, the bus driver returns to the school
and lets all the kids off. He then goes into
the principal's office, throw the bus keys on the desk
and shouted, I quit. When the principal said, what's wrong,
the bus driver said, one day on the job and
(41:41):
I end up with two obese Patty Special, Ross Muster
chase picking bunions on a sesame street bus.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
You know, maybe it's me, that's jet lad, that is
your leg.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
Get it, sure, Randy, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Get out?
Speaker 7 (42:00):
I said, I told you how, I'm going to let
me go.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
All right, good guys, get out, stop it, Jackie, it's.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Okay, what just a second.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
See you prove my point.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
You're gonna put me out the door, and then no more.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Mister, well not today. I was playing. I'm tired of
that craft.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Can y'all say that crap? Crap craft? Yes, that's crap. Okay,
So when can I come back? I don't know.
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Saturday, Saturday, yeah, okay, I'll be here Saturday, all right, okay,
all right, what looks like I'll be seeing y'all again
real soon for mister Rhubarb time.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
Okay, high five, high five. Hey, there's a little boy
just walking. I thought he heard him out the doors,
take his shoes off, and just.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's not Luster.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
That's Eric.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Now come on, it's root Ball. We gotta go, man,
we gotta go. We got we've got things to do.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
He's not part of your little world.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
They're going.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't believe there really is a little boy.
Speaker 7 (43:14):
All right, bowie, I'm not leaving until the little boy talks.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
I might just stand here all day like killer Belle.
I see he's talking, and you're talking over.
Speaker 11 (43:25):
It's okay, man Hi Erric.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Write of music, mister ark, yeah out, okay.
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Same old stuff? House weather warmed up over the weekends,
so Inday evening the old man Crockett come out for
his first naked port set of the year, kind of
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you see a good bit more than his shattered. I
see w McGain and his brother got busted for selling
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stick Ludlow ain't real happy with worse than handing out
money to all the crooked banks. Uh huh. His trust
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Calvin peeing on Barney Frank. The weird thing is Barney
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Oh well, how's business at the body shop?
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Both Haying's quick to claim on the insurance as he
used to be. I guess it can't afford to get
the rates jacked up nowadays. There's a lot of door
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we're kindly sucking wind at the moment.
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Speaker 5 (45:56):
Delver dumb as dirt and twice as wormy bought him
a book the other day called how to Be a
Millionaire from the bargain ben at Walmart. So you know
it's reliable, says I think we need to pull ourselves
out of this whole recession by going to extre mile
on customer service. A millionaire ain't nothing but a man
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that knows how to read people. And I believe I
got the touch too. I can tell what a feller
does for a living just by the kind of carry drive.
Like the other day, boy drove a white Corvette in
to get the door thing fixed. And Devor says, how
they doc house tricks at the animal clinic. Feller says, wow,
how'd you know I was a veterinarian? Deb says, well,
(46:37):
cause of your car. I figured you're in a white vet,
so you must be a white vet. It's particular with
himself on that. Yeah, I said, you know that personal
plate that says dog doc on the back might have
been a clue too. Dever says, hey, scoff, if you
want to hoss, I got the eye of the tiger
fires in here this morning. I could tell he worked
(46:59):
for the sign come because he was driving a red
kneon he had work. I said, okay, genius, see the
feller just pulled up in the beat up Ford. What
you reckon he does for a living? Never says, well,
I'd say he's a proctologist. I said, how do you
figure that? Never says because he's got a brown probe.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
I'm the tiger, huh.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
At the end of the day, he smells more like
a whore. Hey, listen, I gotta run here. Men corn
dog millionaires fixing to go to work. You gonna say
good water on? Yeah, you tell him? I said, I
know what you mean. You don't keep him straight up her.
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Florida Man, Chapter four.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
A Florida man drew the attention of a Pasco County
deputy outside of a department store in Hudson, Florida. The
deputy followed him inside, where things went downhill fast. The
deputy watched as a man attempted to hand off a
shady looking baggie to a customer. Inside the store. The customer,
having seen the deputy, was clearly refusing the baggy, letting
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it fall to the floor as he walked away. Well,
the man bent down to pick it up, but spotted
the deputy and pretended to adjust his shoe. As he
stood up, the deputy cuffed him. Turns out the drop
baggie was just the beginning. The man had four more
stuffed in his pockets and a bonus stash of crystal meth.
(01:39):
The deputy said what drew his attention to the man
in the parking lot was his T shirt, which read
who needs drugs?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No, seriously, I have.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Drugs with all the advertising.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Two Monroe County deputies pulled over a sixty seven year
old Florida man for speeding and swerving on Highway One
in the Florida Keys. While one deputy watched from the
rear of the man's car, the other approached the driver's
side window just in time to see the driver appear
to finish off a open can of beer. Well after
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fundling briefly with the switches, a cloud of marijuana smoke
billowed out as the window lowered. Seeing the debuty waving
away the smoke, the driver panicked and tried to roll
the window back up and accidentally popped open the car's trunk,
exposing the second deputy to the three bales of marijuana inside.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Cob said the.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Man failed a short but entertaining sobriety test and was arrested.
When asked why I had so much weed, he said
he had stolen the car in Orlando and had no
idea what was in there. Story well, detectives figured out
the car was originally stolen, and Georgie then driven to
(03:01):
an Orlando motel where it was stolen again. So unless
somebody wants to report a stolen, stolen car and three
bales of missing weed, Florida man is stuck with a
dui various felony drug charges and the bonus grand theft.
Auto deputies in Newport Ritchie, Florida pulled over her car
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and immediately noticed something suspicious about the passenger, namely a
mysterious white powder all over his nose. The deputy snapped
a picture of the Florida man and swabbed his nose.
A field test kit confirmed the substance was cocaine. When
confronted with the results, the man said the cocaine on
his nose was not his and he had no idea
(03:48):
how it got there. He gave the same explanation with
a bag of coke in his shirt pocket and the
backpack stuffed with over a half a pound of marijuana,
no idea he might in other junk in the trunk.
News cops arrested a forty year old Clearwater, Floorida man
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on an outstanding warrant for drug possession. While being booked
into the Panellas County Jail, the man was subjected to
a strip search that revealed three heroin filled syringes hitting
inside his rectums Night Honors. Still, the man told the
cops those aren't mine and I had no idea how
(04:35):
they got there.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Has that ever worked anyone well?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The authorities were unconvinced by his explanation and charged and
with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug Preyer
Fernel you Fellony charged for smuggling contraman into a correctional facility.
And finally, during a traffic stop, the Marion County Sheriff's
Office arrested a six year old Florida man after finding
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he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a large
amount of cash. While detention deputies were conducting a routine
cavity search during his jail house check in well, they
noticed something quite unusual. Whenever the man was told to
bend over, spread his cheeks and cough, deputies observed twenty
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dollars bills were falling from his rectus in the process,
cops referred to as necessary but very undesirable for everyone involved.
The human ATM dispensed a total of one thousand and
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doesn't meet our contestant. We got Scott out of Acworth, Georgia.
Good morning Scott. Hey buddy, Scott, it too hotty and
Tata says welcome. So Scott, we're gonna ask Tatter some
questions and now you agree or disagree. But our last
(07:38):
contenants have just been taking Tator's word for everything and
been losing. See she she could be bluffing and she
just might not know some of the answers to these questions.
Sure she sounds like a regular rocket scientists.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Or pulling back to the magic curtain and everything.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Just trying to the Scott. So you know you understay
of the game.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Here's now he's just going to disagree with everything.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Of hurt and still the help. You can get two
mails before two buzzers and then you got the prize.
But that's what we do, all right, tum Where would
you expect to find a version of a small emblem
known as the Spirit of Ecstasy?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Blow Randy's belt lot, Hey, thanks belt buckle, small emblem,
I was right there, the Spirit of ex.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, he thought it was a compliment.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, I appreciate it. I still think it's a compliment.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Ectasy. Yeah, well yours.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Maybe that's all I'm worried about.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh, Scott a career disagree?
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I think was kidding.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yeah, yeah, with the spirit of ecstasy, Tater. A small
emblem is known as that.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, I believe I've seen this on the bro Ham.
I believe it's on the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
My brother, it's on the Cadillact Okay, Scott, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I have to disagreement.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
And are you going to do?
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Actually, the hood or grille of a Rolls Royce.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Car, you were close look at you.
Speaker 8 (09:37):
Have you seen how they've made them theft proof? Now
if you go to if you touch it, it sucks
it into the hood.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, so so I got just like he goes, it's
inside the car.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
You can't get to it.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I like, I'm better.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Hello, Yeah, thank you, Scott. There's a bell on you
in that's good work. Let's say when you get another one, Tayler.
The number one best.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Selling color for new cars is white, but Carmack says
used car buyers have a different color preference.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (10:16):
I bought a lot of cars at Carmacks use cars.
The color preference there is red because you don't have
to pay for that up charge of the paint. Anybody knew.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
So the red car is the best selling color for
used cars on CarMax Red. Scott agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (10:35):
I agree?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It is black. Number one is black, Number two is white,
and number three it's great. How about that? All right?
Set them right in on that one there.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That's the way to do it.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
This a ould count gonna win it or loot it all.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Loot it right here, belt buckle, bet Ball. Look of
the Population of Egypt book. Egypt live within twelve miles
of something known as one of the seven natural Wonders
of Africa.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Egypti in Africa? Yes, Egyptians live near the Nile.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Live near the Nile. That is the Nile River, all right,
Scott agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (11:35):
I disagree?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
River with the Nile River.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
It's very big, is all right?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Well?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Tanter done one three in a row, and Scott, we
do have a nice consolation prize for you.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Randy's built bowlders Africa. Oh God, hang on, my boys,
thank you, thank you. Why the money our top of
your news Hey man, We're gonna celebrate Monica Lewhiskey's birthday.
(12:17):
I'm serious. I know, good morning. That's a big show
(12:58):
the radio.
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is Monica Lewinsky's birth day, fifty two years old.
Land Oh, Monica, thank you. Feels over that girl got
bustled on the kiss cam at the at the cold
Play calls her. Monica's not okay for herself. I've seen
a couple of follow ups on her. She's got a
(13:21):
good gig and yes, she's all comfortable with everything.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Now well, I have to say, social media did a
Clinton Monica rendition of being busted on the Coldplay?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yes, it's out there so like like they just put
their hate has them and then I don't know if
he used it and how they did it, but they
had him like, you know, cuddling like that and then
he pushes her like push her.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Way.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
We're gonna celebrate the way we did back in the day.
We write songs about stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
And here it is the Monica's all.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
We said could meet on Monica about Capitol here and
she's an in turn like no other. Just ask for
residence bill. She ain't had cosmetic surgery she's not your
old girl. They says she comed it perjury, rocked up
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a residence world, Monica.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I love to see you on my TV.
Speaker 10 (14:43):
Good on Monica, Monica lou Winski, Monica Luvin Ski, Lynda
Tripp was her best buddy, but she was wearing a wire.
When we hear what she recorded, we'll find out who
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is the liar, begin and start the VERSA Cutter says
he ain't making no deals now he's putting on the
pressure to see if somebody squills. Monica, is my beauty
or on you me? Why join Monica Monica new winds Ski,
(15:35):
Monica new Winski back, I want.
Speaker 9 (15:40):
To say one thing to your future. I want you
to listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. I
did not have sexual relations with that woman, miss Lewinsky.
I never told anybody to life, not a single time.
I never These allegations are falls and I need to
(16:04):
go back to work for the American Chief. Thank you.
Speaker 10 (16:10):
Old Bell says he did not strip her, but he
won't say anymore if he don't control his zipper. Will
meet President Gord.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Monica.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
She's cheap, but she sure, Let's go to me.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Monica.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
Monica Liu mansteam Monica, the man, steam Monica, the mask.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Good morning, it's a big shan on a radio.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
Here we go, Here we are Cadbury. Welcome to Spain. Oh, oh,
grand the lovely village of Pampflona. I must say it's
a refreshing change from your usual weekends.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (17:36):
I doubt you love going to the beach. Oh, yes,
the beach I love, sir, but we never see it.
We get about as far as sharing a jug of
pickled shrimp with beach Billy and Captain Kit.
Speaker 11 (17:48):
Yeah, a good time. Well, this ain't no pleasure cruise,
old boy. We're here on business. I know it's not
my place, sir, but what sort of business? Not the
monkey kind?
Speaker 7 (17:58):
I hope my.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Life is always wanted one of these stallions that you
can only find in Spain.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Oh, but has always bemoaned Madame's equestrian investments. The trip here,
the cost of shipping enough to mention the price of
the beast itself. The mind boggles at the price.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Yeah, I know, but on the upside, it does keep
her out of my hair. And who can put a
price on that?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
I can.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
It's nearly fifty thousand dollars fifty grand. You sure I
got a gold star in Methsa.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
Man, that's a lot of dog food on the hoof.
Oh well, I guess she's worth it. She puts up
a quite a bit. If I can't be a pill,
you know, do tills her? Well enough, Joe and Canberry.
Let's get that tax right off on a truck and
then hit the town. Ah, and indulge in a bit
of the native gospacho ish.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Are you crazy?
Speaker 11 (18:47):
I don't want to play some goofy forarn sport on
empty stomach.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I think we better have dinner first. Ah, and even
better idea, sir, Let's.
Speaker 11 (18:56):
See, I think it's right down this street. It's hard
to tell. It's like everything here's in a different language.
Really seems odd to find such a thing in Spain's Huh.
I hesitate to ask, but the son know exactly. Well,
we're going, not exactly, but we gotta be getting close.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Check it out.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
Good heavens bulls, dozens of them, to vegetable boovine bonanzas.
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Uh, we've struck livestock Cadbury and where there's Kyle's horses.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Can't be far off.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Let's go no, perhaps find another ways These bulls by
becoming agitated.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Yeah, that's some ornery potrose, all right, But see, you
just gotta know how.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
To handle them.
Speaker 6 (19:39):
I feel a story coming on.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
You seem to forget, Cadbury. I'm a farm boy from
way back.
Speaker 11 (19:45):
If a bull gets too close, you just punch him
in the nose and they'll back off. Just gotta let
him know who's bass. Oh, thank goodness with that fencer.
He's testing you, big boy. Better pop him one, poor animal. Yeah, bossy,
I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.
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But if you don't start, if you don't stop doing that,
I'll be forced to make an example of you.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
That's telling him.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
Are you gonna let him talk to you about? Oh well, Ferdinand,
I fear this is going to hurt me more than
it does you. Good heavens, it actually worked. I'm so surprised, Cadbury,
I know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Come on, let's go.
Speaker 7 (20:37):
That's an ingenious bit of business.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
That.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
Pardon me for doubting you, sir, seems odd though, having
a corral of bulls in the center of town.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Hold it a second, Pamplona.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
This must be the ones that using a running of
the bulls during the Fiesta of San Furman.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
But that isn't until July.
Speaker 11 (20:54):
What's a This is a yearly festival Cadbury where people
come from all over the world. Break life boy running
through the streets ahead of a stampede of angry bulls,
hoping to make it to the end of the course
without getting trampled or gourd Well, what do the winners get?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Not trampled or gord Absolutely, Bob Betty, thank goodness for
that soundly built burier.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Must have been made by foreigners. What are you going
to do yourself?
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Maybe run.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Cut making sound.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
We've only run ten feet. You've been cow. We get
to stamping. Go on without saving yourself A good idea?
Where are you going, sir? I'm climbing this fans I
ain't crazy.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Hope he's out. I cut climbing on my eyes.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I know I was supposed to going without.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
You ain't before they get too close?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
That do close?
Speaker 11 (21:55):
Time for your secret weapon. Give him a five bone
reminder upside his grill. You watch bunch and stupid and
hurry his friends are coming.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Here goes you do?
Speaker 11 (22:08):
Maybe this one don't speak English? You are in his country.
You know, now what, Get this step and I'll spot
for you. Don't worry, I can see grape from up here.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Trust him to the lab, to the lab.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Lab.
Speaker 11 (22:27):
Hump the wall and let him pass you on the inside,
the inside. Hey man, if you're not gonna listen, Oh baby,
smells like lunch, I'll.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Catch you on the second lap. I'll take two of
those smiles over here.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
Sing you.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
Good more than everybody of my Big Show family yours,
thank you for listening, your listen news, whatport's coming up?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Hello? Listen, Ricky Bates sharp bro out about you pot
lickers are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted
John boyd Billy on the Big Show. You know, I
just a guest star on the Playhouse and the official
mascot from mister Populist, the pizza Runt. That's just a
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tip of the iceberg. But this note from John Boy
keep it short, son of a.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
It's another quick reminder for y'all. Robert Earl, Keene and friends.
Applause for the calls is happening. The support of the
Community Foundation of the Texas Hill Country Robert Earl's gonna
be doing the concert Curveville July fourth, when the horrific
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up on Robert Earl's web page where he can donate
if he can't make it to the concert with Robert Earls.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Some of his.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Is really good singing Buddies and girls got it there,
So I got it.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Right here, Robert Earl Keene dot com. You'll see the
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Speaker 1 (24:47):
You get your tickets if you're gonna be able to
make it down to Texas if you're there around it,
and then the cycles still the donate page where you
can donate as well. All right, Robert Earl Keene dot com.
Good morning, I got a bash on the radio coming up.
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desk of Taytor Taman news us what to watch, here's
our girl, Marcy tator Morever.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I appreciate you very much. Let's look and see what
everybody was watching at the movie theater. This past weekend,
Souperman remained in the top box office spot with a
second weekend haul of fifty seven point three million dollars.
That brings a domestic total to two hundred and thirty
five million dollars. I believe it might have made back
(25:59):
what they spent.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, I hope so, I hope they'll be all right.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Two weekends and number one. Second place went to Jurassic
World Rebirth, another movie about the dinosaur more don't They.
Third place went to I Know what You Did last
Summer again?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Uh huh, it's yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
It's a sequel to the ninety seven flick. I think
it was nice.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Well, there were like six sequels already.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It was like a reboot again.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I Know what You're gonna do next summer?
Speaker 9 (26:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, I think the big takeaway is what are you
waiting for me? Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Suspend cells.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Well, the Smurfs debuted in the fourth place, fourth fourth, okay,
and fifth place went to F one the movie again.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Well that that didn't do that?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Well huh no, that's I mean, that's after five weeks out.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh, I always been I've been out a little bit.
I'm waiting for to come on the TV in my house.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
To his theater, waiting to get that money back.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Hey, did you see the story about the crypto? The
dog in Superman sparked a lot of adoptions. A lot
of people went online and were searching Schnauzers and terrier
mixes and it went up like three hundred percent. So
hopefully it moved some dogs out of some shelters and
out of.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Rescue, so it doesn't turn out like the one hundred
and one Dalmatians.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, where they bring them all the Yeah. Friday, coming
into theaters The Fantastic Four First Steps. It stars Vanessa
Kirby as the Invisible Woman, Adro Pascal is Mister Fantastic,
Joseph Quinn as the Human Thorch, and Ebon Moss Backarack
as Ben Grimm.
Speaker 8 (27:42):
If you ever watch one of those Marvel or Superhero
DC movies whatever, and you get lost, you're like, wait,
wait where that guy?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Just call my daughter.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
She has every detail and right in place, you know,
as far as how they hand off and everything.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
What hey, my bad, magl.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You go. The First Steps is about the four that
face off their most daunting challenge yet as they defend
Earth from Galactus and Silver silver surfer, Silver surfer, silver Surfer.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
I got it there you go, maybe pronounce your words
like a Yankee.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Like you were doing silver Surfer.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
See yeah, see silver, that's just too many.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
You can't use your regular boards. You have to use
somebody else's. Yeah, that's crazy. Look you want to do
the report or why it literally is crazy.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And streaming. I'll just tell you about one. The Sandman
Season two, Volume two is dropping this week on Netflix.
It's from the Graphic Novels. Volume one came out around
July third, not around. It did come out on July third,
and like you want to see this thing about Sandman,
(28:58):
like he's the you know they got death Man come
around out another. I mean he could kill he said.
It's it's got some harbor in it.
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah, you like it?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Watch it?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
It's dark.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah a lot of time man, Thank you Jackie.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
All right, good work there.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I don't care what you'll watch.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
I like the im just approach.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner that's way
worthy words all right, better take you brand. Here we
go one ain't on a big show. Get a couple
of contestants playing next Good morning, this big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
We'll humming to you.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Wednesday, humph Day, July twenty third, good By feature.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Trapp had the big cho box about thirty minutes. Hope
you hang for them right.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
Now, let's win at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Okay, no birdy word, out of wordy word.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Joe from Bristol, Tennessee.
Goome on it, j O, Joe.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
Hey, good morning, Billy and John boy for the complayer.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Hey, welcome here, Joe Jo.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Alright, then let's say hey to Joseph from Venton, Virginia.
Good morning, Joseph, Good morning, good mon, I'm calling all right,
you don there so Joe and Joseph, all right, the
regular Joseph's let him up, Tayler, you take Joseph out
of Virginia. Yeah, I grabbed Joe out of Bristol, home
(30:57):
of my world record shattering two story shopping cart.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I heard about that, Thank you?
Speaker 4 (31:07):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Then the waves right, all right, boys, Joe, Joseph words
dealing with breakfast items. Breakfast items, breakfast This is what
we're gonna deal with you, all right, So Joseph, you relaxing,
Me and Joe will see what we can put on
the board.
Speaker 9 (31:25):
All right, you ready, Joe, I'm ready to shoot.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, Okay, ran to get Randy to turn that
around there, breakfast items, We got it, all right, Okay,
now stop that me clean up here, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
All right, here we go, Here we go, Joe, start
the clock now.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
A monkey eats those these yeah, uh huh, aln't you
drink this in the morning? A cup of Joey yeah, peanut.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Butter and blank sandwich, Kelly, Yeah, this is this is
what you get in a Jewish donut. It is called
sounds like a small hunting rabbit dog. No no, no, no,
uh come on man, the cream cheese. You put cream
cheese on this and hate it? Yes, all right, a
(32:17):
good deal. Always go with the bag of the small
hunting dog, and it never works.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
So I'm going to quit abel. Yeah, yeah, good work.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
My fair was croissant for a Jewish donut.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Oh, right, then Joseph and Tague got it all right? Yeah,
So Joe put a four on the board. Joseph, are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Yes, okay, and go.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
It's not a pancake. It's square and it's got dimples
in it. Yep, this is a country blank. You might
have it as a side dish with your eggs, green
eggs and blank.
Speaker 7 (32:59):
You drink this.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's white and you put it in your cereal.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
Milk.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Oh, this is Jelly's older brother. I don't know. It's
lumpier than Jelly. What is it? You put it on
your toast? No, but it's it's wow.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (33:18):
That was good, y'all.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Put a three on the board. So Joe leads Joseph
four to three and we're going in around two. Joe,
are you ready, buddy? Yes, all right, we are picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Start the clock.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Now.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Hey, a blank band, let's just get together and blank
man is a word for Jelly.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Hey it must be Jenny because blank don't shake. What
about a band that you get together and just play
your instruments with each other?
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Did you say it?
Speaker 4 (33:54):
You know?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
A blank manka.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
When Sunday doesn't fit? Just blanket in there as hard
as you can. What dog, no, yeah, dog can't help.
That's all right. Well, let's say that is a foe
leading by one, so Tator and Joseph one will tie,
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two will win.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
You're picking up on that last one still and go uh.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, so we can go back to the jelly. Or
this is a door blank. It's that little space in
your doorframe the door blank? Yes, no, water blank, cattalope.
They're all classified as a what.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You have a big head?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
They say that, yeah, but it's a what kind of fruit? Blank? Balls?
Or water blanks? Finished? What that fruit is?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Water?
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Blank? What is the fruit?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Water?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
It's red and green outside water.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Water.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
We go to overtime, Ma, whoa. Some words just ain't
making it into the brains. This morning happened. I don't
put jam by er whatever you do, door jam, door jam,
don't don't know about jelly, don't jack jam. That's what
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you say when Goodland girl walks away running stupids. All right, hey, boys,
weak on a fifteen second overtime here, Joe, let's see
what we can do. Fifteen seconds gonna go by real quick. Okay,
all right, okay, we're picking up on that last one.
(35:42):
Start the clock now, buckwheat, lovely felling mally, that's it.
This is a red fruit. You put it on a
lettuce and baby, yes, all right, this is where you
do your egg for three minutes you blanket, don't know another.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yes, okay, got a good work? Two, good work, all right?
Speaker 1 (36:03):
You hit toach to make it a three in fifteen seconds.
All right, now let's say what Tata and Joseph can do?
Three will tie?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Four will win you? Ready, Joseph, it's fifteen seconds, very quick.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
And go a breakfast blank where it's all laid out.
You can go pick what you want. Yes, this is
this is bees make this, bees make it. Yep, this
is uh oh these are raw, these are these are
uh these are.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Well you started to say roll and you started to
say cinnamon, and it was cinnamon roll.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
But Joe wins four, don't what isn't that three to two?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Ju I'm froze, Joseph, uff and been, buddy, Jack can
give you another shout out.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Down the road man, good game, bud.
Speaker 11 (37:02):
All right, thank you, all right.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Man Joe up in Bristol. Now you get your bird
tea counting peanuts for you. Victory, buddy.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
We'll get them to you.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
All right?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
What man appreciates you?
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Hang on?
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Biit request time,
George hogshed out.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
Let's see did not make it? What Facebook page? Thank you,
John won't Billy Facebook?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
You get George, he says, Uh, mister rhubarb singing another
one rides a bus just might have been my favorite. Well,
let's see if we can find George looking. You are
still looking all right? Getting on it, George, We get
you something coming up next. Good morning, there's a big
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show on the radio. Something you'd like to hear about
this time on the New Friday. That's when you hit
him up on a John Boy mill and Facebook.
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Pain, George, heg But I'm mister rue Barb. Here's my
spot on the big show parking light. Of course I
get to move in during mister Robard time.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Yes you do.
Speaker 12 (38:36):
Hello, John Boy, Hello, how are you today? I am excellent? Today.
That's a lovely word. Uh huh, because today is today.
Tomorrow won't be today, yesterday is not today. Today is today?
Can you say that all that? No, no, not the
whole thing, just just today, Oh yeah today?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
And who's your little friend over there?
Speaker 4 (39:00):
You know.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Hello, Hello, mister Oh, it's you, Billy. How are you today?
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I'm fine?
Speaker 7 (39:10):
How are you today? Have you ever thought about that work?
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yes, a lot at the last saxe or three minutes?
Speaker 7 (39:16):
Yeah, oh, Randy, good morning? And how are you today?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I'm not a part of your line.
Speaker 7 (39:22):
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
You're just mean? You know that, mister Rubert, You're just mean.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
I'm finished with you now? Can you say that?
Speaker 12 (39:32):
On second thalk? Can you say nothing? Hey, you're right,
John boy, that's fun. Shut up, Randy, Jackie?
Speaker 7 (39:39):
How are they?
Speaker 12 (39:40):
I mean, how are you today? I know how they
are today? They will be the same today yesterday?
Speaker 7 (39:49):
And can I ask a question?
Speaker 4 (39:51):
Sir?
Speaker 7 (39:51):
Are you perhaps jet lagged or something?
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm just happy to be here.
Speaker 7 (39:56):
And if I hurry up, I'm out the door. How
this works? Did you know that?
Speaker 9 (40:01):
Well?
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Of course? Okay, okay.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
A guy arrives for his first day on the job
as a school bus driver. The principal gives him the
keys and tells him his bus is the one with
all the cartoon characters painted on it.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Well.
Speaker 12 (40:15):
At his first stop, he gets a pubby Little Churlde.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
He better not let his supervisors find out about.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
That you're saying something I meant to say. A chubby
little girl.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh, okay, got on the bus better than what you had.
Speaker 12 (40:36):
She said, Hi, my name is Patty. She took her
seat and he drove to the next stop. There was
another chubby little girl. She gets on the bus and says, Hi,
my name is Patty. At his next stop, a boy
gets on the bus. He was regular size. He said,
(40:56):
my name is Ross and I'm Special. He then drives
to the next stop, where he picks up another little
boys and this boy gets on the bus and says, Hi,
my name is Lester Chase. So Lester takes his seat
and proceeds to take off his shees. Shees, that's a
funny word. He then starts picking at blisters on the
(41:17):
bottom of his faith eve is a correct response. Disgusted
with all this, the bus driver returns to the school
and lets all the kids off. He then goes into
the principal's office, throw the bus keys on the desk
and shouted, I quit. When the principal said, what's wrong,
the bus driver said, one day on the job and
(41:41):
I end up with two obese Patty Special, Ross Muster
chase picking bunions on a sesame street bus.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
You know, maybe it's me, that's jet lad, that is
your leg.
Speaker 7 (41:53):
Get it, sure, Randy, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Get out?
Speaker 7 (42:00):
I said, I told you how, I'm going to let
me go.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
All right, good guys, get out, stop it, Jackie, it's.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Okay, what just a second.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
I know.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
See you prove my point.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
You're gonna put me out the door, and then no more.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
Mister, well not today. I was playing. I'm tired of
that craft.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Can y'all say that crap? Crap craft? Yes, that's crap. Okay,
So when can I come back? I don't know.
Speaker 12 (42:34):
Saturday, Saturday, yeah, okay, I'll be here Saturday, all right, okay,
all right, what looks like I'll be seeing y'all again
real soon for mister Rhubarb time.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
Okay, high five, high five. Hey, there's a little boy
just walking. I thought he heard him out the doors,
take his shoes off, and just.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
It's not Luster.
Speaker 7 (43:02):
That's Eric.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
Now come on, it's root Ball. We gotta go, man,
we gotta go. We got we've got things to do.
Speaker 7 (43:07):
He's not part of your little world.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
They're going.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I don't believe there really is a little boy.
Speaker 7 (43:14):
All right, bowie, I'm not leaving until the little boy talks.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
You know what.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
I might just stand here all day like killer Belle.
I see he's talking, and you're talking over.
Speaker 11 (43:25):
It's okay, man Hi Erric.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Write of music, mister ark, yeah out, okay.
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See that was easy.
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looking fur Oh not much?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Wasn't you over at cassaday double why ah?
Speaker 5 (44:56):
Same old stuff? House weather warmed up over the weekends,
so Inday evening the old man Crockett come out for
his first naked port set of the year, kind of
like when the groundhog comes out of his home but
you see a good bit more than his shattered. I
see w McGain and his brother got busted for selling
bootleg Hanner Montana DVDs at the Plea market again. And
(45:20):
stick Ludlow ain't real happy with worse than handing out
money to all the crooked banks. Uh huh. His trust
got a new sticker on it. That's a picture of
Calvin peeing on Barney Frank. The weird thing is Barney
looks like he's enjoyed.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Oh well, how's business at the body shop?
Speaker 4 (45:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Both Haying's quick to claim on the insurance as he
used to be. I guess it can't afford to get
the rates jacked up nowadays. There's a lot of door
dangs and screwed up fenders driving around town. In other words,
we're kindly sucking wind at the moment.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Well, you hang in there, man. How's our board?
Speaker 5 (45:56):
Delver dumb as dirt and twice as wormy bought him
a book the other day called how to Be a
Millionaire from the bargain ben at Walmart. So you know
it's reliable, says I think we need to pull ourselves
out of this whole recession by going to extre mile
on customer service. A millionaire ain't nothing but a man
(46:17):
that knows how to read people. And I believe I
got the touch too. I can tell what a feller
does for a living just by the kind of carry drive.
Like the other day, boy drove a white Corvette in
to get the door thing fixed. And Devor says, how
they doc house tricks at the animal clinic. Feller says, wow,
how'd you know I was a veterinarian? Deb says, well,
(46:37):
cause of your car. I figured you're in a white vet,
so you must be a white vet. It's particular with
himself on that. Yeah, I said, you know that personal
plate that says dog doc on the back might have
been a clue too. Dever says, hey, scoff, if you
want to hoss, I got the eye of the tiger
fires in here this morning. I could tell he worked
(46:59):
for the sign come because he was driving a red
kneon he had work. I said, okay, genius, see the
feller just pulled up in the beat up Ford. What
you reckon he does for a living? Never says, well,
I'd say he's a proctologist. I said, how do you
figure that? Never says because he's got a brown probe.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
I'm the tiger, huh.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
At the end of the day, he smells more like
a whore. Hey, listen, I gotta run here. Men corn
dog millionaires fixing to go to work. You gonna say
good water on? Yeah, you tell him? I said, I
know what you mean. You don't keep him straight up her.
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