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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you. Wednesday,
July thirtieth. It was on this day in nineteen seventy
six Bruce Jenner wins the Catalan gold medal at the
Montreal Olympics. We will celebrate with reactions. I wish we
(00:45):
could go back in time and put this picture up
right now after wet cap. Just confuse everybody, raise.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Your hand if you're picturing him running in the here.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Over there.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Here's something, Uh, we can't controls my wonderful thing.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is number one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Can we the three excel polo shirt from the Catmeddi
Hannaman Selfish tournament that just happened past weekend Rochsville Beach,
North Carolina, freshly cleaned and destained by Randy's wife. We
need to find what Doodle's use is to get all
these stains out, get out away somethings.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
She learned from the internet. I think it might be
a spell. Good work. Just now.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It is like brand new get your name in the
hat at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Good morning, Big Shows on the Radio.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Hang on for the Bruce Jenner song in honor of
his nineteen seventy six d Kathlon gold Medal one. Let
me tell you what you can win if you can
beat the Blonde. It's an assortment of swag from World Lawnmoweres.
It's the best value zero turn Moweres on a market
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Show dot com. Alright, Bruce see hi fields these days.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Born in nineteen forty nine at a town in New
York State, became a high school football star. Things were
going great, but his gridiron dreams are ended by a
bad knee full of stitches. So he went out for
track and field, the first of many switches. They say
(02:47):
that he was faster than a bullet from a gun,
dreaming of Olympic gold and Doug Dcathlon in seventy sixty one.
On it all, the champion of the world, But deep
inside this manly man was a frightened little girl. Yipiy
(03:12):
Bruce Jenner, yippii yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man,
but as a woman, a beginner yippii.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He came back to the USA, the king of all
the jocks, even got his victory picture on the wheeties,
box made TV shows and movies. They all went down
the tubes. In secret. He took hormone pills and grew
a set of booth three times. He got married three times.
(03:56):
It failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of
being a chick. And I swear this is a true story.
Yep bi y Bruce Jenner. Yep biyy Bruce Jenner. A
champion as a man, as a woman, A beginner.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Ibi A.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
could have his say. He said, just cause I'm a
woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
(04:43):
Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. Yep biyy Bruce Jenner.
Yepii yay bus Jinner. A champion as a man, but
as a woman of the beginner Bruce Jenner. I'll tell
(05:07):
you them three wives that he has never had a chance.
It's mighty hard to beat the other woman when your
husband is the other woman. There he goes riding off
in the sunset side saddle. What he left behind? A
silver bullet, a cors light. Oh Saint Paul, girl, what
was I thinking?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
You go the SP's with the ESPN awards. Was just
owned a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I gained him. I thank every time they gave him the.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Courage Award for of course bitters that I guess the
biggest deal in sports back then.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It was so you got to give him some kind
of war, don't you get her?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Pretty amazing? You're determined to have that h army.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Just let me know when he goes all the way.
I really want to be a woman. Brus coos, and
not after log right, then i'd wear a wig.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're keeping up? They might make.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You what they gonna do fireman?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
All right?
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Then?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Hey, let's play Beating the Blonde while we still got
a job.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
What ain't under the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
You told free Line, We'll get a contestant and play next.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Humna do your Wednesday morning hump Day July thirty feature
tracked for The Big Show, bat Box, Colonel Lanson's Turn
Polish search for g words polish.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The U is this way long ago. It last hour
for flathers.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
If you want to figure it out, The Big Box
had to make show dot como guys. Okay, that's how
I'm to blame Beat the Blonde. We got the Blonde,
we got the tools, we got the talent, we got
bearing from Martinsville, Virginia on the line, come on to marry.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Hey, this is barely bury and I want to thank
you very much for this opportunity.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So this could be a red later day.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
In my life. It could be the most important thing
is I've been trying to tell them all.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
They just won't listen.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
If I play Beat the Blonde and lose, I can
prove to them how stupid I really am. All right,
and don't you see and don't you see that goes
in all things Jesus walk up there, Hey, man, what
are you stupid?
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I said, yep, And I can prove it too, all right, Barry,
here's the gate.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It freezes me, man, It frees me, no responsibility, no obligations.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Nobody call on you.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
To do nothing if they think you're stupid.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
While man, if I win the lottery, I'm hiring this
guy to drive John Boy around.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Let's get a show, brother, Well, let's do it. I'm
sure you know what we're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Two bells before two buzzers and get you that prize, Pug?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
All right now, who's this Martinsville? All right? Here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Why are saying in nineteen hundred, the average American drank
twelve carbonated sodas a year. How many is it today?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
We are so lucky today because it is everywhere. We
can drink it all the time. I say, I say.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
Twelve, Just carry my one.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
I say three hundred a year.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Now, wow, three hundred carbonated sodas a year for the
average American?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Very agree or disagree? Three hundred gonna disagree? And that
wasn't they to do six hundred? It was su six hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's good, Barry, you did good. Do you understand what
you're trying to do here?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
He told you that was one ball.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's good? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Tager, according to basketball superstition, is the last person to
make a basket during the warm up, gonna have a
good game or a bad game.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Well, according to Stephen Curry, which is what I base
all my superstitions on, they're gonna have a good game.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Gonna have a good game. Last person to make basket
during warm up will barely Barry agree or do agree?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And yeah, dog, you can't wear the stupid title anymore.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You just wave the blonde on the bed show. Dog
gone it. Maybe I'll try again to lose again. Shoot
you know, dog gone it?
Speaker 9 (10:26):
Oh, don't beat yourself up.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Bonney gives nobody else anywhere to go.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Why you hang on. I'm giving you back to Jackie.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
You've done a good job with us this morning, Buddy,
good game, wonderful.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's not honor you. Thank you, guys, buy them money
hour top of your news.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
About twenty minutes away from Tillers of one of the
top ten list.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm gonna go ahead, make sure you pulled over. Good morning.
(11:35):
That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Wednesday, Julie, the thirty big day in history for the
King of rock and roll ever bought a Helvis preslet.
It was on Unesday nineteen fifty four. Elvis made his
first aid performance, opening for a singer named Slim whitmondf along.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
My Blondye Slim.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
He's old a lot of album in this huh oh,
yeah that was It was an Overton Park in Memphis,
familiar with Memphis. A nineteen year old singer nervously began
gyrating his leg and the legend begins. So Elvis was nervous,
(12:23):
he got to gyrate in his leg and drove the
girls crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
There.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
How about that?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
How would you like to have been Slim Whitman when
that movie Mars Attacks comes out? Yeah, and his music
makes their heads explode?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Well, counter, you know, the kind of a stretch.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
But the slim Whitman actually helped me get a job
in Shark in the Morning show. So uh, that was
my big deal. Remember the guy, Okay, of course you do,
you do, but I'll tell her maybe you don't taken
a guy who fired me twice. He's hired me the
third time. But but I had to get past the
general manager, who's Culley Tarlton, you know.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
So he said, oh, yeah, well, what have you been
doing on your show? You know what you? I said, Well,
some tiny slim Whitman's was attacking Earth and we had
to fight them off. He said, tiny slim, I said,
you kind of have to hear it to grasp. But
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Tiny slim women and who would know that? Later in
Mars attacks and Slim Whitman like save the Earth.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
See if you'd had better attorneys.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, anyway, thanks to Cully, I got the job. Did
I bring you that article? You know, we we've been
going through some old stuff. When when Cullor retired later
from running w b TV Channel three in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Still very active on social media, Well.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So yeah, I thought it was so cool that he
said one of the things that he was most proud
of was hiring me and seeing me turn into a
national radio personality.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
See the little slim Woman's.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
Thank God for that, coach, Just try, just try.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
All he ever needed was a change.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now that's your line when you were holding the big
chicken heads the mascot back then.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I also had to go through Culli Tarz. What was
your big spill to get the job.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Look, I'll try. Look, I'm really good. I've got experience.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I was Scooby Doooby doo at Carowin's that's right. Oh gonut,
you're a higher.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Put on the slim Whitman. Then we got another guy
coming in and you write it all right, So well,
thank you for the memories.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Pull.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Hey, I turned sixty seven this past Sunday. Let me
just say, with all sincerity, whoop, but he do. This
whole getting old thing just sucks from the neck up.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
I'm still in my thirties, torso, late forties maybe fifty
waist down one hundred and seven, teen thousand. I'm gonna
tell you right now, if I'd have known it was
gonna be like this, I'd have checked out twenty years ago.
But no, you gotta think about other people, so many responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is proof, ah man, idiot.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
I've done a couple other top tens on getting older.
Guess what, here's another one, So shut up and take
it from the home office in Casa de Geezer, in
the mismatch sock drawer next to the store brand viagra
that doesn't work. The Top ten new things I hate
(16:21):
about getting older. Number ten, I spend twenty minutes looking
for a meowing kitten and finally realize it's me, wheezing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Dumb ass.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Number nine, I got the old man smell combination of mothballs,
pee and regret. Number eight one drink and drunk. Number
seven my kid has finally had enough of my crap.
(16:55):
You know pickle when I was stage acting in Kalamazoo.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Shut up, old there. Number six skid marks.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Everywhere, car seats, recliner.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
The wall.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
This guy notes what I'm talking about. Number five on
a related note, can't hold it anymore. Ah well, I
gotta drop a duce, but I can wait till I
get home.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
No it can't.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Number four gotta.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Stop making fun of Joe Biden because I don't know
what the hell is going on either. Number three, the
volume knob goes to eleven. The TV sounds like a
damn Walmart speaker. Number two This is maybe the most
difficult one to accept. The slutty waitress, the busty bank teller,
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the cashier that has that open for business tattoo on
the small of her back.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Nope, you don't have a shot.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
And the number one thing I hate about getting older
my friends don't call anymore because they're all dead.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I got a lot of problems when you good morning,
the big shows on the radio hang out all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yeah say.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your NORMO say he's adorable. Good morning. That's a
(19:11):
big show on the radio. We're talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Elvis wild Back got his first paid performance opening for
Slim Whitman on this day in nineteen fifty four. Let's
go later in Elvis's career with this.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You help me up on this stool.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
You're fired.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Let's do one for everything.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
And that tam.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Feed me he quickly free me.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Fire food is what I need.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
May names.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Me gold Bacon fighting and the.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Head of speed. Feed me, quickly, feed me, now, feed me, now,
feed me something big, a dozen jelly donuts. Maybe it's
some orange popping on like this cap.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
High lie by me.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Wait here you go buy me drisdan oh Femi man
feels like some man super and a hist Thank you
very much. Give me a contact and secrets. I'm starting
(20:45):
to get pissed. You guys make me really mammy from
my weight. Hie me Perkadan. Don't you see.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I need my doctor now. Prescription pills work best for me.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I always have.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm starting to come down.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
One more verse. I love women. I love their thighs,
women of all kinds, but if I see them on TV,
I'll shoot them. Tweens, give me that rifle.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Good Morning makes shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Coming up, we play wordy Word for a hat, T shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers.
Want to make sure you register for this year there's
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eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. See details and registration
at Styling and Sturgis dot com. Look for the lod
(22:11):
Tigers link the Big Show dot com. When your prize baggage,
let's set you up for it. We'll play in minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Where right now? Off on the desk, Taylor Taman you
what to watch? Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor. It's hot.
It's hot.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Stand inside streaming this week? How about WWE Unreal on Netflix.
It's a documentary series. It's their first season from Monday
Night Raw to WrestleMania. This series goes backstage with WWE.
That's all right, say WWE superstars and staff as they
bring the company's biggest spectacles to life. Lord of Money,
(22:55):
why do I write things so hard for me to lenk.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
So check that out.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Also, Conversations with a Killer, The Son of Sam tapes
that's also on Netflix. If you for our true crime people,
this is a docu series that explores the infamous serial
killer David Burkewitz Postman. He was the one that terrorized
New York City. I think he did send on Newman's Route.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm thinking about a different one. Oh, I think Son
of Sam. Maybe I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
This is Son of Sam conversation. Yeah, yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
No, he traded this postal Sachel for a bet that
Cramer made. You know, I've told you before that wasn't
reality show. Okay, I'll look.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
Into that and tell you where you can see that.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Leanne is a sitcom on Netflix season one. And yes,
that's our buddy, Leanne Morgan.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
She's got a sitcom.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
She's the writer and executive producer along with Chuck Lore,
who also wrote an executive produced. Uh it's they have
an all star cast. Blake Clark is on there in
styles and Kristin Johnson, Celia Watson.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
So several big show buds. All right now, I'm gonna
pay attention. What'd you say?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Netflix? And it's titled Leanne Lee Anne Leanne Morgan.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
I try to do her boys.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
That's how she calls.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Since she was taking her daughter to these cheering camps
and these cheering competitions, then go get dressedup in their
little horrorutfi.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Yeah, she had teenagers that just they didn't talk to
her for years. She can going through the menopause.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Is funny.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
That she's been in the biz for a long time.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Folks who went to the movies last weekend, the top
five movies marvels. The Fantastic Four First Steps opened in
first place, made about one hundred million dollars in domestically.
After two weeks in first place. James Gunn's Superman dropped
a second place for those keeping count, Jurassic World Rebirth
came in third. F one the movie starring Brad Pitt,
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who was in fourth place, and the animated Smurf's Reboot
came in fifth. Movies coming out this Friday, The Naked
Gun got Pam Anderson and it also Oh and they've
been doing a lot of press and seemed very cozy.
Tabloids have been trying to make something out of it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I'll have to say.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
But this serves as a legacy sequel to Naked Gun
thirty three and a third, The Final Insult, And it's
the fourth film in the Naked Gun franchise. And so
it's it's pretty fitting that Liam Neeson, who's a pretty
straight dramatic actor, following the footsteps of Leslie Nielsen who
was also a pretty serious dramatic actor.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
When he did Airport. Yeah, so they got that going on.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So that looks good.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
The trailers look good for that.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
And then an animated flick, The Bad Guys Too, has
the voices of Mark Marrion, Craig Robinson, Sam Rockwell. It's
an animated heist comedy film loosely based on a children's book.
It's been put together by DreamWorks Animation. And the Bad
Guys are struggling to find trust and acceptance in their
newly minted lives as the good guys. They're pulled back
(26:08):
out of retirement and forced to do one last job
by an all female squad of criminals. So be ready,
kids are gonna be dragging their parents to see The
Bad Guys Too.
Speaker 9 (26:17):
All Right, that's a rapper what to watch?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
All Right, thank you very much of that report. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play worthy, were come on
one eight hundred big show you told free line. Well,
get a couple of contestants and play next. Oh morning
(26:58):
air and that's a big genre you humma do your
home day. July thirty and twenty twenty five. My feature
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Make that happen too. I went to everybody's head about
the bad Okay, my birdy word don a worthy where it?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Lets meet our contestants. We got Ronnie from Drummonds, Tennessee.
Good morning, Ronnie, and morning here now boy talk from
me for a good while.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Will that been a while? Ronnie?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
We're glad you're back in here, buddy. Well, come let's
see who were playing against Ronnie. We got the one
and only Tony from chacopin North Carolina, down east North Carolina.
What we're talking about hey one and only.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Tony, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
John boy?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You are man? Welcome?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is it be going by your spot here? Not too long? Okay,
so let's see here. Okay, the team. You got Tator
on your side, the to tease.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Me what he said?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay? And Ronnie, it is me and you, buddy, so old.
Three letter words is what we're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Boys, three letter words, So that makes it even harder
to turn around in your brain. Let's say, how many
letters does that word have?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
John?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Boys trying to get me to say again?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Okay, so uh, Tony and Tater relaxing me and Ronnie
going for the first thirty seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right, you ready, Ronnie, my will all right? Just
shout him out and put it right there. Okay, start
the cock. Oh here we go. Now, Ronnie, start the clock.
Now you look out of your eyes so you can yes,
(29:16):
uh huh yeah, Blank is on first? What's your name? Blank?
Is this three letter word? Blank?
Speaker 8 (29:24):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Rhymes with it? After one? Is due?
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
All right?
Speaker 7 (29:33):
His or a.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
His the opposite of his, A lady.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
A man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No, there's the buzzer, Ronnie, No, no bustle spring. We're
early three on the board for Ronnie. All right, Tony,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, get her down and go all right? Very popular?
Right now?
Speaker 9 (30:02):
Yes? You do you blank your house? Or do you rent?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
No?
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Yes, yeah, but no, it's yours you blanket.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
You.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
The opposite of small is big.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
If you like to paint and draw, you like this
you like to do And the opposite of young.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right, we all put a five on the board
to take the lead by two. So Ronnie, now's a
time where we need to step it up. We're gonna
get you a victory. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yes? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All right, So if I say the other word of this,
where y'all count that against me because it's half a syllable?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, yeah you're roddy.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I was just you don't pay any attention to that.
All right, Here we go, clean slate, brand new word.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Start the clock. Start the clock now, Adam was the
first what yes, all right? Jack in the no it
pops up. It's a restaurant. Jack in the.
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Uh huh.
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The opposite of no is yes. Uh huh uh. You're
fifty that is your Yes, how much will you blank me?
Give me money? How much will you blank me? Yeah?
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What? Yeah?
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All right, Ronny out of boy put a five on
that three a total of eight. So made a little
game out of it. Let's see what Tata and only
can do? Three will tie? Four will win brand new
word Tony and go you blank.
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Forrest blank?
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But congratulate my partner, Ronnie. You came close to winning
that game.
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Ronnie.
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Good work, Bardie. The game would look ill gret nate Tony.
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He don't one there beat me at that wordy word Well,
I can see why you are own it, dear buddy.
Oh Ronnie, you hang on all right.
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Jackie will get you.
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The fond farewells. We appreciate you over there and drummers
my boy.
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All right, damn well man, y'all got talked to was fun.
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One and only Tony and chickapain prior to Chicka Pan
you got the prize pack, Buddy, good work, all right,
thank you, Johnny and I.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Eight time collar.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Oh no, we don't have time three more. Good morning,
got the Bigges show on the radio. Baby quest from
NGO Tim Heatherly out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Tim says, backyard basketball.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We got you. Tim's up next.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear. Matten it's time money to Friday.
Hit us up on his John Won't mill of Facebook page.
Tim Heatherley out of Knoxville, Tennessee is his request from
old rocket top riding the Oak Street Tarantulas.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Their dynasty has crumbled in the off season.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
The Cedar Street Bullfrogs thirsty for a victory after a
long dry spell. Today the bullfrogs try to steal one
away right in the tarantula's backyard. Literally, this is Backyard
be Ball on NBS.
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Speaker 1 (35:03):
Come Hogg and everybody read Peters along with Scottie's Kreudaminski.
Here in Tommy Jordan's backyard for another afternoon of backyard
be ball. We're in for a short season, but we're
still looking forward to some great action.
Speaker 11 (35:16):
You know, there's no better way to kick it off
than the game we got here today, which is a
rematch of last year's championship series.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Of course, the Tara Angelas are definitely not the same
team as last year. My low Jordan turned thirteen during
the offseason. He's now too cool to play with the
younger kids. Luckily, his brother Pete he's still in the game,
so we still get to use dud Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 11 (35:37):
Yeah, the Bugs are also opening the season without Scotty Griffin,
who got braces over the Christmas break. You know where
around the league is that Scotty still wants to play,
but his mom and dad said they spent too much
money to risk him bust in his mouth open over
in their words, some stupid game.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Well, let's all metal mouth.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, the old Frogs are not without their problems behind
the scenes as well. We'll bring you up today on that.
A little later, we'll be back with ye off after
this brief time out.
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Speaker 2 (36:28):
Already we're backing. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Bull frogs control of the tab, working it inside the
big stew Jabbar who lays it off the glass by
the game's first two points.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
It's not really glass. It's actually k pressed firebirboard with
a coda white faint on it.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I think they ain't know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
Scared up, I tell you, bich Stud could be the
difference in this game today. We all remember his long
nasty holdout over money, and I guess it eventually paid
off because the guy's allowance bumped up to five dollars
a week, seems to have kept himself in pretty good
shape during the off season.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Two tranch to let us bring the ball across the line.
The new guy point guards Scooter rode Man is really
the spark plug of this team.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
He can't find an open Man.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Fires it in for three point lives shot at Tarantulus
lead three to two, and whow, Scooter steals the inbounds
past fires him an out of the three yes six
two Tarantula.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Hot start for Scooter.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
He's causing quite a stir lately, told everybody he likes
to use his sister's easy bakeoven always outrages this guy.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Rodman loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
But the kid can play ball.
Speaker 11 (37:26):
Then, I guess that's all that matters, and the Bullfrogs
want to tie him out. New Man checking in the
game here, call me crazy rid. It looks like Emmanuel Lewis,
the guy from TV's Webster. What's fotch Maaster p Garth Brooks?
What's would the celebrities trying to live out their fantasies
by playing sports. I mean, look at this guy forty
years old, he's still the shortest player.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
On the cool Webster drives start the basket.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh he's hammered by the Tarantula's enforcer, Stinky spree Well
Blayton cheap shot right there.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
You know.
Speaker 11 (37:54):
Spring Well has been another but prophet since he joined
this league. It's his first game coming off that suspension
for giving coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
That looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
But you know, scroute since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm a big believer in second chance and anything you say.
Red by the way, it really was just a ride,
you know, and he really did look like a want.
Let's just concert on the game real, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Webster's crying, he's being helped off the cart. Looks like
he's comeback. Gonna be a short one, no pun intended,
say haa, Alex Carris on the way back down.
Speaker 11 (38:25):
Webb, who is this coming in to shoot the free throws?
Looks like the world's oldest cabbage patch kis whoa, that's
little Mike Brady.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Not the most talented guy on the court, but he's
crappy Guy's a coach's dream, a true little genero.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
Now you do know that his dad has packed up
the grill for the winter, don't you buy You said.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
He's a fat top of gold. Money's still manachus.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
To seeing both free throws and oh Tommy, Jordan's mom
is back from the grocery store. She's yelling for everybody
to help her carry the bags in the house. That
means it's halftime. Tatla is on top six four.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
We'll be back on the second half right after that.
But white er but white arm, Now, how is that
supposed to?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Zell?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Root Beer?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Wonder Mind is broadcast is copyrighted by the Backyard Basketball Association.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And as presentage only for the entertainment of our audience.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And they re broadcast, retransmission, or other use of this
coverage without the express permission of Backyard Ball Incorporated, and
subject to a very severe but whoopen Red Peters along
with Scott's Cronaminsky back for.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
The second half of today's game. Tarantula's had the ball
and the six poor lead.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
One change for the Tarantula's Scooter Rod when mister Outrageus
has left the game, says he's going to make some
cupcakes for his sister's birthday party and for him.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
As Buddy Ray Mutumba who last year was averaging twelve
points a game, but this year he's just not at
the speed.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
What's the story there, Scrudie.
Speaker 11 (39:53):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean, his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gonna be a tough break for room kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister. But you know, the
resin from the kids to school. Let's put this guy
into a real tail spin a taranta. Let's get the
ball to matumball right away. He bounces it off his foot,
bull frogs ball. Mike McGuire over from the foul line.
(40:16):
That's good and we're tired. That's sick, and McGuire still
holds the all time league record seventy points in a game,
although there is an asterisk in the book due to
Mike's usso performance in Hanson.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, it's still on the list
of approved substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
You know that's got a change, Red. I mean, way
too many kids lies being messed up by that caffeine
and citrus kick.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Remember, kids don't do the dude.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Now, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that your uncle drives a UHU truck on it.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Just call the game Jack.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
As Nce let's feed the ball to my tumbo again.
He looks for Emery Clinch on the baseline. Ball sails
over Lynch's head and.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Hill bouncers right off of Missus Jordan's niece. I popfinder.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
Oh boy, looks like the ball's left to in the door.
Up here comes Missus Jordan.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
That is one unhappy woman all she's going for the ball.
Speaker 11 (41:07):
Missus Jordan grabs Son Pete by the arm. She's dragging
him in the house. Uh, up's taking the ball to Yep,
best just gonna do it?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Come on, well, we really don't have any other alternatives here.
Terry Taylor's goal doesn't have an at Mike Martin's father's.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Got an RV parked in his driveway.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
The only other option is for everybody to go over
to Citizen Randy's hi.
Speaker 11 (41:26):
And we know there's not a snowballs chance of that happening,
So well, I guess that's a bawgain.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, here it go again, another season of backyard p
ball inchiped any cause of a lockout unbelievablele of course,
NBS Sports will be standing by to bring you in
any breaking news or any really good butt whooping story,
But for now, That's hit from Jordan's House.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
On Oak Street.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
For Scott's Grunamin's Ki, I'm Red Peters reminding you the
final scar Tarantula six ball Frog six So long?
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for you. Wednesday,
July thirtieth. It was on this day in nineteen seventy
six Bruce Jenner wins the Catalan gold medal at the
Montreal Olympics. We will celebrate with reactions. I wish we
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could go back in time and put this picture up
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bad knee full of stitches. So he went out for
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that he was faster than a bullet from a gun,
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On it all, the champion of the world, But deep
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Bruce Jenner, yippii yay Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man,
but as a woman, a beginner yippii.
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Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
He came back to the USA, the king of all
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box made TV shows and movies. They all went down
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Bruce Jenner. He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he
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woman doesn't mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists
and turns on the road of his career from male
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Olympic sportsman to woman of the Year. Yep biyy Bruce Jenner.
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you them three wives that he has never had a chance.
It's mighty hard to beat the other woman when your
husband is the other woman. There he goes riding off
in the sunset side saddle. What he left behind? A
silver bullet, a cors light. Oh Saint Paul, girl, what
was I thinking?
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You go the SP's with the ESPN awards. Was just
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I gained him. I thank every time they gave him the.
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Courage Award for of course bitters that I guess the
biggest deal in sports back then.
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It was so you got to give him some kind
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Just let me know when he goes all the way.
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You what they gonna do fireman?
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All right?
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Then?
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Hey, this is barely bury and I want to thank
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In my life. It could be the most important thing
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If I play Beat the Blonde and lose, I can
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It freezes me, man, It frees me, no responsibility, no obligations.
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To do nothing if they think you're stupid.
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Two bells before two buzzers and get you that prize, Pug?
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Why are saying in nineteen hundred, the average American drank
twelve carbonated sodas a year. How many is it today?
Speaker 9 (08:41):
We are so lucky today because it is everywhere. We
can drink it all the time. I say, I say.
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Twelve, Just carry my one.
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I say three hundred a year.
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Now, wow, three hundred carbonated sodas a year for the
average American?
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Speaker 7 (09:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
He told you that was one ball.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's good? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Tager, according to basketball superstition, is the last person to
make a basket during the warm up, gonna have a
good game or a bad game.
Speaker 7 (09:45):
Well, according to Stephen Curry, which is what I base
all my superstitions on, they're gonna have a good game.
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Gonna have a good game. Last person to make basket
during warm up will barely Barry agree or do agree?
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I agree?
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And yeah, dog, you can't wear the stupid title anymore.
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Bonney gives nobody else anywhere to go.
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That's a big show on the radio for you.
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Wednesday, Julie, the thirty big day in history for the
King of rock and roll ever bought a Helvis preslet.
It was on Unesday nineteen fifty four. Elvis made his
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My Blondye Slim.
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He's old a lot of album in this huh oh,
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he got to gyrate in his leg and drove the
girls crazy.
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How about that?
Speaker 6 (12:33):
How would you like to have been Slim Whitman when
that movie Mars Attacks comes out? Yeah, and his music
makes their heads explode?
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Well, counter, you know, the kind of a stretch.
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But the slim Whitman actually helped me get a job
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to fight them off. He said, tiny slim, I said,
you kind of have to hear it to grasp. But
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Tiny slim women and who would know that? Later in
Mars attacks and Slim Whitman like save the Earth.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
See if you'd had better attorneys.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well, anyway, thanks to Cully, I got the job. Did
I bring you that article? You know, we we've been
going through some old stuff. When when Cullor retired later
from running w b TV Channel three in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Still very active on social media, Well.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
So yeah, I thought it was so cool that he
said one of the things that he was most proud
of was hiring me and seeing me turn into a
national radio personality.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
See the little slim Woman's.
Speaker 9 (14:09):
Thank God for that, coach, Just try, just try.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
All he ever needed was a change.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Now that's your line when you were holding the big
chicken heads the mascot back then.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I also had to go through Culli Tarz. What was
your big spill to get the job.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Look, I'll try. Look, I'm really good. I've got experience.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I was Scooby Doooby doo at Carowin's that's right. Oh gonut,
you're a higher.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Put on the slim Whitman. Then we got another guy
coming in and you write it all right, So well,
thank you for the memories.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Pull.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Hey, I turned sixty seven this past Sunday. Let me
just say, with all sincerity, whoop, but he do. This
whole getting old thing just sucks from the neck up.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
I'm still in my thirties, torso, late forties maybe fifty
waist down one hundred and seven, teen thousand. I'm gonna
tell you right now, if I'd have known it was
gonna be like this, I'd have checked out twenty years ago.
But no, you gotta think about other people, so many responsibilities.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
This is proof, ah man, idiot.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
I've done a couple other top tens on getting older.
Guess what, here's another one, So shut up and take
it from the home office in Casa de Geezer, in
the mismatch sock drawer next to the store brand viagra
that doesn't work. The Top ten new things I hate
(16:21):
about getting older. Number ten, I spend twenty minutes looking
for a meowing kitten and finally realize it's me, wheezing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Dumb ass.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Number nine, I got the old man smell combination of mothballs,
pee and regret. Number eight one drink and drunk. Number
seven my kid has finally had enough of my crap.
(16:55):
You know pickle when I was stage acting in Kalamazoo.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Shut up, old there. Number six skid marks.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Everywhere, car seats, recliner.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
The wall.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
This guy notes what I'm talking about. Number five on
a related note, can't hold it anymore. Ah well, I
gotta drop a duce, but I can wait till I
get home.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
No it can't.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Number four gotta.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
Stop making fun of Joe Biden because I don't know
what the hell is going on either. Number three, the
volume knob goes to eleven. The TV sounds like a
damn Walmart speaker. Number two This is maybe the most
difficult one to accept. The slutty waitress, the busty bank teller,
(17:54):
the cashier that has that open for business tattoo on
the small of her back.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Nope, you don't have a shot.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
And the number one thing I hate about getting older
my friends don't call anymore because they're all dead.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
I got a lot of problems when you good morning,
the big shows on the radio hang out all right,
listen to you mogs. It's time to button your yeah say.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
I'm trying to listen to these two clowns John Boy
and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's your NORMO say he's adorable. Good morning. That's a
(19:11):
big show on the radio. We're talking about.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Elvis wild Back got his first paid performance opening for
Slim Whitman on this day in nineteen fifty four. Let's
go later in Elvis's career with this.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
You help me up on this stool.
Speaker 9 (19:29):
You're fired.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Let's do one for everything.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
And that tam.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Feed me he quickly free me.
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Fire food is what I need.
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May names.
Speaker 9 (19:52):
Me gold Bacon fighting and the.
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Head of speed. Feed me, quickly, feed me, now, feed me, now,
feed me something big, a dozen jelly donuts. Maybe it's
some orange popping on like this cap.
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High lie by me.
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Wait here you go buy me drisdan oh Femi man
feels like some man super and a hist Thank you
very much. Give me a contact and secrets. I'm starting
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to get pissed. You guys make me really mammy from
my weight. Hie me Perkadan. Don't you see.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
I need my doctor now. Prescription pills work best for me.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I always have.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm starting to come down.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
One more verse. I love women. I love their thighs,
women of all kinds, but if I see them on TV,
I'll shoot them. Tweens, give me that rifle.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Good Morning makes shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Coming up, we play wordy Word for a hat, T shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers.
Want to make sure you register for this year there's
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Tigers link the Big Show dot com. When your prize baggage,
let's set you up for it. We'll play in minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Where right now? Off on the desk, Taylor Taman you
what to watch? Here's our girl, Marcy Taylor. It's hot.
It's hot.
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Stand inside streaming this week? How about WWE Unreal on Netflix.
It's a documentary series. It's their first season from Monday
Night Raw to WrestleMania. This series goes backstage with WWE.
That's all right, say WWE superstars and staff as they
bring the company's biggest spectacles to life. Lord of Money,
(22:55):
why do I write things so hard for me to lenk.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
So check that out.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Also, Conversations with a Killer, The Son of Sam tapes
that's also on Netflix. If you for our true crime people,
this is a docu series that explores the infamous serial
killer David Burkewitz Postman. He was the one that terrorized
New York City. I think he did send on Newman's Route.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm thinking about a different one. Oh, I think Son
of Sam. Maybe I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
This is Son of Sam conversation. Yeah, yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
No, he traded this postal Sachel for a bet that
Cramer made. You know, I've told you before that wasn't
reality show. Okay, I'll look.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
Into that and tell you where you can see that.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Leanne is a sitcom on Netflix season one. And yes,
that's our buddy, Leanne Morgan.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
She's got a sitcom.
Speaker 7 (23:50):
She's the writer and executive producer along with Chuck Lore,
who also wrote an executive produced. Uh it's they have
an all star cast. Blake Clark is on there in
styles and Kristin Johnson, Celia Watson.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
So several big show buds. All right now, I'm gonna
pay attention. What'd you say?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Netflix? And it's titled Leanne Lee Anne Leanne Morgan.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
I try to do her boys.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
That's how she calls.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Since she was taking her daughter to these cheering camps
and these cheering competitions, then go get dressedup in their
little horrorutfi.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Yeah, she had teenagers that just they didn't talk to
her for years. She can going through the menopause.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Is funny.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
That she's been in the biz for a long time.
Speaker 7 (24:40):
Folks who went to the movies last weekend, the top
five movies marvels. The Fantastic Four First Steps opened in
first place, made about one hundred million dollars in domestically.
After two weeks in first place. James Gunn's Superman dropped
a second place for those keeping count, Jurassic World Rebirth
came in third. F one the movie starring Brad Pitt,
(25:03):
who was in fourth place, and the animated Smurf's Reboot
came in fifth. Movies coming out this Friday, The Naked
Gun got Pam Anderson and it also Oh and they've
been doing a lot of press and seemed very cozy.
Tabloids have been trying to make something out of it.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I'll have to say.
Speaker 7 (25:24):
But this serves as a legacy sequel to Naked Gun
thirty three and a third, The Final Insult, And it's
the fourth film in the Naked Gun franchise. And so
it's it's pretty fitting that Liam Neeson, who's a pretty
straight dramatic actor, following the footsteps of Leslie Nielsen who
was also a pretty serious dramatic actor.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
When he did Airport. Yeah, so they got that going on.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
So that looks good.
Speaker 9 (25:46):
The trailers look good for that.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
And then an animated flick, The Bad Guys Too, has
the voices of Mark Marrion, Craig Robinson, Sam Rockwell. It's
an animated heist comedy film loosely based on a children's book.
It's been put together by DreamWorks Animation. And the Bad
Guys are struggling to find trust and acceptance in their
newly minted lives as the good guys. They're pulled back
(26:08):
out of retirement and forced to do one last job
by an all female squad of criminals. So be ready,
kids are gonna be dragging their parents to see The
Bad Guys Too.
Speaker 9 (26:17):
All Right, that's a rapper what to watch?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
All Right, thank you very much of that report. Let's
get us a winner. Let's play worthy, were come on
one eight hundred big show you told free line. Well,
get a couple of contestants and play next. Oh morning
(26:58):
air and that's a big genre you humma do your
home day. July thirty and twenty twenty five. My feature
track wanna makes your bet box Colonel Hanson's turn polished.
There's where gee words polish there It comes in handy
around here.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
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nonsense each. I'll get fifteen tracks.
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get thee, We'll call you Ton't me lucky to believe?
Make that happen too. I went to everybody's head about
the bad Okay, my birdy word don a worthy where it?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Lets meet our contestants. We got Ronnie from Drummonds, Tennessee.
Good morning, Ronnie, and morning here now boy talk from
me for a good while.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Will that been a while? Ronnie?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
We're glad you're back in here, buddy. Well, come let's
see who were playing against Ronnie. We got the one
and only Tony from chacopin North Carolina, down east North Carolina.
What we're talking about hey one and only.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Tony, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (28:05):
John boy?
Speaker 2 (28:06):
You are man? Welcome?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
All right?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Is it be going by your spot here? Not too long? Okay,
so let's see here. Okay, the team. You got Tator
on your side, the to tease.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Me what he said?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay? And Ronnie, it is me and you, buddy, so old.
Three letter words is what we're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Boys, three letter words, So that makes it even harder
to turn around in your brain. Let's say, how many
letters does that word have?
Speaker 3 (28:44):
John?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Boys trying to get me to say again?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Okay, so uh, Tony and Tater relaxing me and Ronnie
going for the first thirty seconds?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right, you ready, Ronnie, my will all right? Just
shout him out and put it right there. Okay, start
the cock. Oh here we go. Now, Ronnie, start the clock.
Now you look out of your eyes so you can yes,
(29:16):
uh huh yeah, Blank is on first? What's your name? Blank?
Is this three letter word? Blank?
Speaker 8 (29:24):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Rhymes with it? After one? Is due?
Speaker 7 (29:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
All right?
Speaker 7 (29:33):
His or a.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
His the opposite of his, A lady.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
A man.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
No, there's the buzzer, Ronnie, No, no bustle spring. We're
early three on the board for Ronnie. All right, Tony,
are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, get her down and go all right? Very popular?
Right now?
Speaker 9 (30:02):
Yes? You do you blank your house? Or do you rent?
Speaker 7 (30:10):
No?
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Yes, yeah, but no, it's yours you blanket.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
You.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (30:17):
The opposite of small is big.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:23):
If you like to paint and draw, you like this
you like to do And the opposite of young.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
All right, we all put a five on the board
to take the lead by two. So Ronnie, now's a
time where we need to step it up. We're gonna
get you a victory. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yes? Right?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
All right, So if I say the other word of this,
where y'all count that against me because it's half a syllable?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, yeah you're roddy.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I was just you don't pay any attention to that.
All right, Here we go, clean slate, brand new word.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Start the clock. Start the clock now, Adam was the
first what yes, all right? Jack in the no it
pops up. It's a restaurant. Jack in the.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
The opposite of no is yes. Uh huh uh. You're
fifty that is your Yes, how much will you blank me?
Give me money? How much will you blank me? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (31:49):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
All right, Ronny out of boy put a five on
that three a total of eight. So made a little
game out of it. Let's see what Tata and only
can do? Three will tie? Four will win brand new
word Tony and go you blank.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
A RaSE you blank it? No the other one. It's
the act of it.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
What are you doing? You have to blank?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
Forrest blank?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:21):
Can I blink you a question? I ask the opposite
of good, opposite of good. I love blank you.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You for the win at nine day eight.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
But congratulate my partner, Ronnie. You came close to winning
that game.
Speaker 9 (32:47):
Ronnie.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Good work, Bardie. The game would look ill gret nate Tony.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
He don't one there beat me at that wordy word Well,
I can see why you are own it, dear buddy.
Oh Ronnie, you hang on all right.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Jackie will get you.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
The fond farewells. We appreciate you over there and drummers
my boy.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
All right, damn well man, y'all got talked to was fun.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
One and only Tony and chickapain prior to Chicka Pan
you got the prize pack, Buddy, good work, all right,
thank you, Johnny and I.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Eight time collar.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Oh no, we don't have time three more. Good morning,
got the Bigges show on the radio. Baby quest from
NGO Tim Heatherly out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Tim says, backyard basketball.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
We got you. Tim's up next.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear. Matten it's time money to Friday.
Hit us up on his John Won't mill of Facebook page.
Tim Heatherley out of Knoxville, Tennessee is his request from
old rocket top riding the Oak Street Tarantulas.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Their dynasty has crumbled in the off season.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
The Cedar Street Bullfrogs thirsty for a victory after a
long dry spell. Today the bullfrogs try to steal one
away right in the tarantula's backyard. Literally, this is Backyard
be Ball on NBS.
Speaker 12 (34:47):
NBS Sports Presents Backyard b Ball brought to you by
your dad's MasterCard, your ticket to a world of grown
up stuff as long as your dad doesn't know you've
got And by butt wiper and you say butt wiper,
You've said it all.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Come Hogg and everybody read Peters along with Scottie's Kreudaminski.
Here in Tommy Jordan's backyard for another afternoon of backyard
be ball. We're in for a short season, but we're
still looking forward to some great action.
Speaker 11 (35:16):
You know, there's no better way to kick it off
than the game we got here today, which is a
rematch of last year's championship series.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Of course, the Tara Angelas are definitely not the same
team as last year. My low Jordan turned thirteen during
the offseason. He's now too cool to play with the
younger kids. Luckily, his brother Pete he's still in the game,
so we still get to use dud Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 11 (35:37):
Yeah, the Bugs are also opening the season without Scotty Griffin,
who got braces over the Christmas break. You know where
around the league is that Scotty still wants to play,
but his mom and dad said they spent too much
money to risk him bust in his mouth open over
in their words, some stupid game.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Well, let's all metal mouth.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, the old Frogs are not without their problems behind
the scenes as well. We'll bring you up today on that.
A little later, we'll be back with ye off after
this brief time out.
Speaker 13 (36:03):
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slice a Tomato nineteen ninety five, first two volumes in
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Speaker 2 (36:28):
Already we're backing. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Bull frogs control of the tab, working it inside the
big stew Jabbar who lays it off the glass by
the game's first two points.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
It's not really glass. It's actually k pressed firebirboard with
a coda white faint on it.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
I think they ain't know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
Scared up, I tell you, bich Stud could be the
difference in this game today. We all remember his long
nasty holdout over money, and I guess it eventually paid
off because the guy's allowance bumped up to five dollars
a week, seems to have kept himself in pretty good
shape during the off season.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Two tranch to let us bring the ball across the line.
The new guy point guards Scooter rode Man is really
the spark plug of this team.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
He can't find an open Man.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Fires it in for three point lives shot at Tarantulus
lead three to two, and whow, Scooter steals the inbounds
past fires him an out of the three yes six
two Tarantula.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Hot start for Scooter.
Speaker 11 (37:15):
He's causing quite a stir lately, told everybody he likes
to use his sister's easy bakeoven always outrages this guy.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Rodman loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
But the kid can play ball.
Speaker 11 (37:26):
Then, I guess that's all that matters, and the Bullfrogs
want to tie him out. New Man checking in the
game here, call me crazy rid. It looks like Emmanuel Lewis,
the guy from TV's Webster. What's fotch Maaster p Garth Brooks?
What's would the celebrities trying to live out their fantasies
by playing sports. I mean, look at this guy forty
years old, he's still the shortest player.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
On the cool Webster drives start the basket.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh he's hammered by the Tarantula's enforcer, Stinky spree Well
Blayton cheap shot right there.
Speaker 7 (37:54):
You know.
Speaker 11 (37:54):
Spring Well has been another but prophet since he joined
this league. It's his first game coming off that suspension
for giving coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
That looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
But you know, scroute since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm a big believer in second chance and anything you say.
Red by the way, it really was just a ride,
you know, and he really did look like a want.
Let's just concert on the game real, all right.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Webster's crying, he's being helped off the cart. Looks like
he's comeback. Gonna be a short one, no pun intended,
say haa, Alex Carris on the way back down.
Speaker 11 (38:25):
Webb, who is this coming in to shoot the free throws?
Looks like the world's oldest cabbage patch kis whoa, that's
little Mike Brady.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Not the most talented guy on the court, but he's
crappy Guy's a coach's dream, a true little genero.
Speaker 11 (38:38):
Now you do know that his dad has packed up
the grill for the winter, don't you buy You said.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
He's a fat top of gold. Money's still manachus.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
To seeing both free throws and oh Tommy, Jordan's mom
is back from the grocery store. She's yelling for everybody
to help her carry the bags in the house. That
means it's halftime. Tatla is on top six four.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
We'll be back on the second half right after that.
But white er but white arm, Now, how is that
supposed to?
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Zell?
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Root Beer?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Wonder Mind is broadcast is copyrighted by the Backyard Basketball Association.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And as presentage only for the entertainment of our audience.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
And they re broadcast, retransmission, or other use of this
coverage without the express permission of Backyard Ball Incorporated, and
subject to a very severe but whoopen Red Peters along
with Scott's Cronaminsky back for.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
The second half of today's game. Tarantula's had the ball
and the six poor lead.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
One change for the Tarantula's Scooter Rod when mister Outrageus
has left the game, says he's going to make some
cupcakes for his sister's birthday party and for him.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
As Buddy Ray Mutumba who last year was averaging twelve
points a game, but this year he's just not at
the speed.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
What's the story there, Scrudie.
Speaker 11 (39:53):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean, his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gonna be a tough break for room kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister. But you know, the
resin from the kids to school. Let's put this guy
into a real tail spin a taranta. Let's get the
ball to matumball right away. He bounces it off his foot,
bull frogs ball. Mike McGuire over from the foul line.
(40:16):
That's good and we're tired. That's sick, and McGuire still
holds the all time league record seventy points in a game,
although there is an asterisk in the book due to
Mike's usso performance in Hanson.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, it's still on the list
of approved substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
You know that's got a change, Red. I mean, way
too many kids lies being messed up by that caffeine
and citrus kick.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Remember, kids don't do the dude.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Now, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that your uncle drives a UHU truck on it.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Just call the game Jack.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
As Nce let's feed the ball to my tumbo again.
He looks for Emery Clinch on the baseline. Ball sails
over Lynch's head and.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Hill bouncers right off of Missus Jordan's niece. I popfinder.
Speaker 11 (40:57):
Oh boy, looks like the ball's left to in the door.
Up here comes Missus Jordan.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
That is one unhappy woman all she's going for the ball.
Speaker 11 (41:07):
Missus Jordan grabs Son Pete by the arm. She's dragging
him in the house. Uh, up's taking the ball to Yep,
best just gonna do it?
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