May 21, 2025 • 41 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci has her latest edition of TaterTainment News.. - The Crocodile Stalker goes Snipe Hunting with Carl Childers.. - Pinkard and Bowden perform “Friends in Crawl Spaces”.. - We’ll fill a request for the longest Playhouse in Big Show history - “The Challenge of the Fruits”.. - and Mr. Haney has details on his “Holy Cow! - Here Comes the Pope” sale”…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's a Big Show on the radio on Wednesday, May
twenty eight. First twenty twenty five feature Dragon, The Big Show,
bid Box, Mister Haynie, visit Holy Cow. Here comes the
Pope sail keywords Holy Pope at the bid Box, at
the Big Show dot com here right now, it's time
to play Beat the Blonde. We got our blonde and
(00:49):
I'm said Tetomyo.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Jennigan.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Joe's Philip is out a Sopperton, Georgia. Good morning, Philip,
Good morning, John Moore, Hey buddy, welcome, alright, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We know what we're gonna do, last tighter. Some questions.
You agree or disagree? Your two bells for two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Sounds good.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Let's jump in here, alright, Tayy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
When Girls Scout Cookies debuted back in nineteen thirty six,
the price was twenty five cents per box.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
How much will a box set you back today?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
I know this much.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
Those little hussies won't negotiate with you.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're trying to bunk by.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
It had no bundle deals, nothing. Sorry I didn't even
tell you. I just like your cookies. That was about
eight bucks a box. Now bud eight dollars of box
fill up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm going to agree with that, John Bo.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Agree with no? Miss it about two bucks? Just six
dollars a box that your girl scouts or gouging.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
For all flavors except for the two specialty cookies, which
is s'mores and toffee Tastic.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They are now seven dollars a bucks Toffee Tastic. Yeah,
I had that. Yeah, there's actually a description sheet of everything.
Are they out this time of the year?
Speaker 6 (02:22):
They ready, We were out around January, but that.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Some of the some of the slacker troops might still
be selling them.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
They technically are out of Seaton.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You're the tagg tagle longs in my viavor peanut butter.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
If you search online you can still find them. Okay,
we'll good.
Speaker 7 (02:40):
Now we all want girls.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Got good? All right, let's say we get philipp A
bell here for the next question.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
The Belgium government tried training certain animals to deliver mail,
but they were found to be unreliable and would often
just wonder.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Off, Yeah, what were they they were democrats.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Around rub it off?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, those are your your cats?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
The cats they telled to use cats to deliver the
mail didn't work, Philip, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Jesus, if you're not sure, what the heck you know,
look at it?
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I wish.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm on disagree, I know, man, Those stupid Belgians. Yes,
they dried using cats.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
They were trained to carry small waterproof bags filled with
the letters to various destinations.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Didn't They must not have met a cat before.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You can't tell them what to do. Well, fellow, we
gonna make it happy before we hang up on you, buddies.
I want you to hang right there.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
All right, John, boy, That first time call at my
job keeps me traveling and I listen to y'all every morning. Man,
I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All right, man, thank you for that, man, Philip, you
got it boy in the place hanging with jacket?
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Why am I the guy wear top of you?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
On you?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It's about twenty minutes away from a zoom called My
Girl Mary Jane, make you laugh.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Wednesday, May twenty first, having a birthday today, Happy birthday
to you.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You're sharing one.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
With the one of the monsters of our time, mass
murder and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer. Would have been sixty five
years old today. Yeah it was one of the Yeah,
well we found the best to cover and gruesome stories
like this as it played out with music, and luckily
Pinern Bowden just the guys.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Who that way, we can blame it on them. Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
I made quite a splash. I hacked down, I slash
my way to the top of page one. The cops
even checked, but they didn't suspect I was carving up
fellers for fun because I never taught i'd finally get caught.
(06:10):
I opened they y'all resting teaces. I've gone away, And
what more good I say except what I told the police.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
I got friend and crawl spaces.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
I got arms and legs, fell a few faces, dashed
all around.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
In different parts. And Jim.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Well, I met him in bars on a friendly basis.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
Now I got him and Jorge and Wower vases all
I got friends.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
In brawls spaces. Is I know I was wrong. I
just don't be along. I guess you heard that one before.
The guys really dick me. I'm like eleanor Rickby. There's
(07:18):
a facing and jar bottle the door. I must be insane,
gott an abnormal brains.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What else could I do to get load.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
Love?
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Guys said, I date man a terrible faith. They ended
up light list sautee.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Got res and.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Cross spaces, every shape and size and all races, all
blood and guns.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Man, I must be.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Well.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
I got one battle really kill you.
Speaker 11 (08:07):
I'm the poster child for black crow Feli.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
I got friends.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
In balls spaces, Well, got friends and crawl spaces.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
I'm not queer that name mail long name I saw.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
I got friends.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
In balls space, dude, Wednesday morning me the twenty first
(09:12):
Big Show is on the radio, and here we.
Speaker 11 (09:15):
Go and now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's
girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Hey, what up duty, dude? When's the gregg of lagging?
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Y'all?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Got you got you?
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Got you, got you?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I'm doing good.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Thank you for asking me.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
I just been, you know, sitting around the house thinking
about stuff. I want to hear something.
Speaker 10 (09:49):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
I'm thinking about taking up meditation, y'all. I figure it's
better than sitting around the house.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Nothing.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You know, a lot of.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
People don't know this on social media. Okay, but you
can work out and not like tell everyone.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Okay, go do you?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Zach and I hired a handyman and gave him a list,
so grown up of us. Right when we got home,
only Adams one, three and five were done. Turns out
he only does odd jobs.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
You piped down over there, do you?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Zach asked me if I had seen the dog ball,
and I was like, nah, dude, I didn't even know
he could. Vegetables are so good, y'all explain to me
why vegans are always trying to make them taste like meat.
(11:10):
Big guy over there like that one take your age
and add five years, and that's your age and five years.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
You know.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Like after I was arguing for an hour with a
man who said I was in his seat, he finally said, okay,
you fly the plane.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Dude was pissed.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Why is there always a shop selling luggage at the airport?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's a good question.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Serious, Okay, they say.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
They say using a smaller play will help you with
your diet, but like, it took three of them to
fit my dinner on them. So I started jogging yesterday.
I didn't want to with the ice cream truck didn't stop.
(12:27):
I can always tell when that he use fake dinosaurs
and movies, can't you? Yes, if the cow laughed, I
wonder if milk.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
Would shoot out her nose.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
You ever noticed that common sense is like the odor
of the people who need it most, never use it.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'll let you know.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oh dude, it's the time. Okay, I'll leave you with
a joke and then like I gotta go take a nap.
Knock knock, who's there interrupting?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Cow Interruptingo? Gig ever now gig?
Speaker 5 (13:38):
All right, all right, y'all keep rugging and I don't
keep thinking.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Later, dude.
Speaker 11 (13:48):
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Speaker 12 (13:57):
Good morning, and you got a big show on a
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Mama.
Speaker 13 (14:06):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have to
listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big show button, Mama.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Coming up is
what to watch From the desk of Tait Entertainment News,
got something for you to watch Greg Warren our Buddy
the Champ, his brand new comedy special on nate Land
YouTube channel on right now, Greg, hope you see that
before we get him on The Big Show Coming up?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
What to watch? In minutes? All right, we roll on
Good Morning bas shows on the radio. Coming up, we.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
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Speaker 1 (15:27):
We're right now from the.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Desk of Tainer Tama News. What to watch, Here's Marcy
Taytor Moran.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Well, let's see what movies everyone was watching this weekend
at the box office. I have the top five for you.
Debuting at number one was Final Destination Bloodlines. They made
fifty one million this weekend and it was the best
debut for the franchise. It's a horror film. After two
weeks at number one, Thunderbolts dropped to second place. Let's
(15:56):
see Sinners fell from second to third place Craft movie
is Hanging in There at number four, followed by The
Accountant two, which rounds out the top five. The account
Never made it up there past the past Second I
Did Too movies out this weekend. Y'all Mission Impossible. The
Final Reckoning has that dude named Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Never heard of it?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, Haley Atwill's in it as well, Bing raims Uh
and Simon pegg Ethan Hunt and the IMF team race
against time to find the Entity, a rogue artificial intelligence
that can destroy mankind. Lots of positive stuff about this
AI Leelo and Stitch is also out this weekend as
(16:40):
Tia Carrera, Zach Galafanakis in it, and Jason Scott Lee
Walt Disney Pictures film. It's a live action animated remake
of Disney's two thousand and two animated film leel Leelo
and Stitch.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
They're very popular.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
You're looking at me like, who the heck are they?
But yeah, very popular. Little girl with a little Ellien
Okay anyway. The Last Rodeo is also coming out. It's
about a fifty year old man who returns to the
sport of full riding after a crisis strikes his family.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Oh you should do that.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I feel that that might speak to you.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
John Boy.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Flight baron nigh Boss pretty much over as far as
just a one and done purpose, it pays fifty grand.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Stuff.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
That's streaming this week Season two of Tucci in Italy.
It's on Hulu and Disney Plus. Academy Award nominee Stanley
Tucci travels across Italy as you can imagine, tasting the
flavors of the land and sea, discovering the history, secrets,
and delights of the region. Okay, Earnhardt is on Amazon
and it's the series premiere. It's the untold story of
(17:44):
Dell Earnhardt seniors ascent as NASCAR's pre eminent figure, his
charm resonated beyond the sport, yielding fame and fortune. This
is an intimate exploration of a working class icon's impact
on his family and the racing world.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So this is news.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
This is news.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
It's on Amazon.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
It's not a documentary.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's a dramatization. Is that correct? Okay, she doesn't know?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Okay, okay, man, that sounds examining his say it might
be awesome, good good When that's saw I hadn't heard
about that. So Earnhart on Amazon and it's coming out.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
It's coming out this week this week.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Awesome, good work, Tyer. Okay, you got something else.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I just wanted to let you know that Clarkson's Farm
is coming out on Amazon. Season four is launching this week.
So and it's gonna start out with Jeremy wanting to
buy a pub. You know, he's always into something. So
Clarkson's Farm is also going out.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Good we bout you very much. Man.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Here we go one eight hundred Big Show.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
We'll get a.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Couple of contestants team up and how about ready my eggs.
(19:23):
Then Joe's on the radio Wednesday, May twenty first feature
tracking the Big Show vent and Bob we On feature
for you here in an honor new Pope.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
What's a miny for you? My boom Gogo dot Pope.
Speaker 14 (19:43):
Right now, let's lay I went everybody's head.
Speaker 8 (19:46):
I buy the bad.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, my bordy a wordy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Donna from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Good morning, Donna, Good morning, John b good.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Morning all right, and we got Joseph out of Venton, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Good morning, Joseph, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
All right, Joseph Air's Donam Knoxville, Donna's Joseph up Vinton
Jell big show lists, don't play some worny words. Okay,
all right, So donah this no, no, that's not our
Donna with the parents. That as Donna and own my team.
(20:29):
All right, it's it gonna be the boys and girls
split up. Here be Taya and Joseph. But y'all relaxed.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Me and Donna, we'll go for the first thirty seconds. Donna,
let's see you got you what we can do all
it's just random words.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Random words is what we got here, Donna. Okay, okay,
so start the clock now. The opposite of opened is
uh huh oh my blank singer was as he was
my blank singer or anything. Well, you love and you
(21:05):
have your daughter number one, he is.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Your blank number one artist, no of all time.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It can be anything. What's your blank food? You like spaghetti?
That is your blank food favor?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Uh huh, Hey, I have a blank Look at that
light bulb on the top of my head. What do
two on the board too?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
There?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Well, well, let's see what Tator and Joseph can do
for their round one. You ready, Joseph, Yes, okay, and go?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
What is John boy thinking? I have no blank idea
in this game? You run around first, second, and third
and you're running what are those called first, second, and third?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Home?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Yes? You let the dog out into the back blank?
Y you do? I this is over there, blank the yard.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
So all right, what did you do? Put a three
on the board. So Donnie, we are I mean, Donna,
we are only.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Down one point.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, so let's see what we can do for round
two picking up on that last one. God has up
in my head in the knocked it right out?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Did you get any over there?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Right?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Stay over there?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Okay, start the clock. Now England is way blank.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The ocean.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
On the other side, on the other side, that's way
this word? Yes, no, no, I can throw this ball
clean blank the yard? Yeah, yes, all right, now this
is the backyard blank. You lean on it so your
dog don't get out.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You gotta watch. Yeah, uh huh. Call the cops. Another
word for the cops.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Call the go get out a man of bam.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, close enough? Ride three on that three. A total
oh I'm sorry. Three on the two a total of five.
All right, now, Tater and Joseph, what do y'all need?
Only two to tie? Three will win?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Ll?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, Joseph, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
And go another another name?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You call the sea.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
The ocean?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
And you this is has an eraser on top of
it and you take tests with it. Wow, this a
green vegetable that really has no flavor or calories. You
usually put u you get it. When you order wings,
you get carrots and blank.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Skinis no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
When you order a buffalo wings, carrots and blank, you
put peanut butter and raisins on it.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Over time, you did not get that last one.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I'm just look at Randy's I just twitch it the best.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So what we got is a fifteen second overtime to
see if we can get a winner. Okay, So Donna,
me and you fifteen seconds gonna go by quick, all right, okay,
and we're picking up.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We're picking up on that last one. If you know it,
you know, just holler it out.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Start the clock now, it's a green vegetable cot yes, okay,
start your gentlemen, your motive, yes, yes, Oh alright, Mary
Anne and who on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Also Marianna, I don't know my bad for the Gilligan Island.
I can't stay away from it. So what's that two
on the board?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Donna, You did a good job us too, So now
Tater and Joseph for fifteen seconds? All right too, we
tie Joseph, are you ready.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
And go a blank bread house at Christmas? Yes, this
is a handle with care. This is very blank.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It's on the box.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yes, this is Joey Green blank.
Speaker 12 (26:01):
Giants the buzzer and over time giant and wins at
three to two.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh Donald, come up a little short, baby, but good
game and you can try again.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We'll make sure that happens. All right.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Good day, Thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
I'm here sweating, I said duty.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We appreciate you so much. In Knoxville, Donnie, you ain't
all right, babe, Joseph upon Ben Virginia. You got your
big old Lord Tiger's prize back for you.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Victory.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Good game, man, Thank you, Good morning, big shows on
the radio. Bit request time Sean Fisher from the John
Boy and Bill of Facebook page. Can we please listen
to challenge on the fruits Messaging from Clarksville Tennessee via
iHeart Radio app. Glad I'm finally able to hear the show.
(26:57):
Love you mean it back at you, Sean, you at
your request, coming up next.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Good Morning, It will make show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Big Show listener Sean Fisher via the iHeart Radio app
requests right here.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Challenge of the Fruits. As our story opens, John Boy
and Billy, Cobby Bunny, and Jeff Pillars are standing at
the edge of the thick tropical jungle of a small
uncharted island in the South Pacific.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
Bellers, you're sturbing, Hey, Johnbo, I'm going to South Pacific
the scout locations for the John Boy and Billy movie.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
You and Cobby aant to come with me? To be
great dangerous?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Nah?
Speaker 7 (28:09):
What could happen? Why am I sounding like Hillary? A
plane crash could happen?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Sturbing?
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Shut up idiots, This is unbelievable, Yankee. I don't want
to hear from you either. You know it's sound like
I planned this. You're the one that said I wanna
do it jungle move movie in the jungle.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Feelings, I want monkeys and bear.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Check ass Wow, we got caught in a typhoon. It's
called an accident.
Speaker 14 (28:40):
Yeah, well, Rayford says, there's no such thing as accidents.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Yeah, this is what I call a roll. Screw up.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Shut up, Junior Samples. You stick a quarter in your bunty. Quiet.
Takes one to know one.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
Hey, guys, let's not turn your say to the lord
of the flies.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Here we're alive.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I think the first thing we gotta do is find
some food.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You really think there's anything to eat around here?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Well, sure, there's probably all kinds of tropical fruits and
stuff growing wild.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
You mean out in the jungle. No, keep an eye
for a quick mark with a deli counter. Of course,
not in the jungle.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You eat it.
Speaker 14 (29:16):
It's probably crawling with all kind of bugs and stuff
and bees, probably more African.
Speaker 15 (29:23):
Well, let's see, Billy, you must be the professor. I'm
a skipper, Cobby's gilligan because John Boy is merrying.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's a jungle.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Of course there's bugs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You moron, Are you all gonna photo around here all day?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Or we're gonna go get some neat?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I hate to say it, but he's right.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Let's do it. Let's say we ought to split up.
We can cover more ground that way split up?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
What if we run into something dangerous like.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What wulla bully who bull like that.
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Them find themselves surrounded by a group of angry looking
tribesmen with razor sharp spears.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
I boldovanya, this is not good. Oo doos in baid
our sacred islands?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Hey, you speak English?
Speaker 9 (30:17):
Of course, many years ago one of our tribesmen went
to school in America. He brought back much knowledge of
your line.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
That accent you got sounds like you went to Pensacola barbera.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
L slence waters face. You have polluted our sacred island
with your presence.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Off with their heads?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Wait, wait, wait, we didn't mean to come here.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
It was an accident.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Chief, There are no accidents, fruit head, there are only
screw ups.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
See, I told you shut up?
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Copy you want to get us killed, cheef, I listen,
we mean your people look disrespect.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Can't you you know what's the word for that? Give
us a right?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
That is one possibility. I will let you live if
you pass the challenge of the fruits.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Boy boy, challenge of the fruits.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
What's that Biller's.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Sounds like a prison island? The challenge of the fruits.
I don't know. I wish Randy was here. Sounds like
something he'd be pretty good at.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Well, you know, we don't seem to have a whole
lot of other choices here, guys, Okay, chief, what's the
challenge of the fruits?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Each of you must go into the jungle, pick some
of the native fruit, bring it back here. Then, I
don't explain the challenge.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Aren't you los?
Speaker 11 (31:47):
His last moment, the foursome each head off in a
different direction. Five minutes later, Billy is the first to return.
Are you hitting on me?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
You have chosen one of our navid bandana?
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
So, uh?
Speaker 11 (32:09):
What's the challenge of the fruit?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
You must take the fruit that you have chosen, uh
huh and stick it where the song does not shine. No, boy,
if you do it, we will let you live. But
I must warn you if you cry out in pain,
we will chop off your head.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Go ahead and chop off my head. Because when I
think about all the crap I'd have to take from
the other guys when we get back to civilization, I
think I'd rather just get it over with quick.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
As you wish.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
Puff with his head the heavy stone blade severs Billy's
head from his body. At that moment, Jeff Pillars returns
from the jungle.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Oh, there goes the sequel, Louise, That was quick. Did
he fail the challenge? You might say that, I think
I just did say that fruit?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
What fruit did you bring?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I don't know, some kind of big pomegranate looking things.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Very well, then here's the challenge from the chief, the
challenge of the fruits. You must take the fruit you
have chosen and stick it where the sun does not shine.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
If you do it, let you live. But if you
cry out in pain, we will chop off your head.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
You pull on my legs. Get that spirit.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
I'd slept it all right, and knew we should have
hung out with a castle more when I was doing
dinner theater back in the seventies.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Okay, Chuck will stand by. Here goes nothing.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
Pillars takes the big pomegranate looking thing and tries to well,
you know.
Speaker 14 (34:03):
Come on, baby, come up, baby.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
If I could just relax, I could loosen.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Up a little bit, you might have passed the prostrate.
If you have failed the challenge of the fruits, just
kill me.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
The stone axe falls again and pillars follows Billy into oblivion.
At that moment, John Boy returns from his hunting trip.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Hey man, what the pillars?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Billy? I can't believe it?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Your friends have faith? Are you ready for the challenge
of the fruits?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If they fail? What kind of chance do I have?
Speaker 14 (34:53):
We have this thing called the stupid quiz back home? Well,
never mind, okay, chief, what's the challenge you have?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Fruits?
Speaker 9 (35:00):
You must take the fruit you have chosen and stick
it where the sun does not shine. No, no, really,
all of those birds and animals back there, and they
will be able to see it. If you are here
what you're doing, we will you live. If you cry
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out in pain, we will chop off your to heead.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
But I brought back a bunch of little bitty berries.
How in the world am I gonna.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
One at the time?
Speaker 7 (35:33):
Oh boy, okay, here we go.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
The berries begin to disappear into John Boys Well you know,
oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
This is gross.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
At least they're small berries.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Just okay, I see, just just a few more.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Laugh, you have failed the challenge of the fruits. Off
for his head.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
The stone axe swings down a third time in John
Boy's head first to the ground. A few minutes later
at the entrance to the pearly Gates.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
So did I hurt when the chapter you head off?
Speaker 11 (36:33):
Well, not really, It was even. It was over so quick.
I really didn't feel anything.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Yeah, lucky you. Let me tell you the size of
that pomegranate. I wish i'd taking a quick one in
the neck like you said.
Speaker 11 (36:41):
Hey, Hey, look there comes John Boy.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
Hey stooping over here. Hey guys, what's with you?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Man? What you made?
Speaker 15 (36:50):
I mean, we were watching you from my bere I
had a piece of fruit the size of a baseball.
You had a handful of tiny little berries, So I
could be a freaked out like that.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
Wait, man, I was going good, pretty good there for
a while. You know, got in my rhythm, you know,
kept it just a smooth You know, you gotta.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
Go slow to go fast. I know, I saw right
get on with it. But then I was down, like
to my very last berry. And then it happened. What happened?
I looked up and saw Cobby coming out to jungle
with a pineapple.
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We hope you enjoyed Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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There goes the other sequel.
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This time, Well, we'll hear a crusty Old Saint Peter say, hey,
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Joe's Philip is out a Sopperton, Georgia. Good morning, Philip,
Good morning, John Moore, Hey buddy, welcome, alright, thank you.
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We know what we're gonna do, last tighter. Some questions.
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Sounds good.
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Let's jump in here, alright, Tayy.
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When Girls Scout Cookies debuted back in nineteen thirty six,
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How much will a box set you back today?
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I know this much.
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Those little hussies won't negotiate with you.
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You're trying to bunk by.
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It had no bundle deals, nothing. Sorry I didn't even
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fill up.
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Do you agree or disagree?
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I'm going to agree with that, John Bo.
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Agree with no? Miss it about two bucks? Just six
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For all flavors except for the two specialty cookies, which
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They are now seven dollars a bucks Toffee Tastic. Yeah,
I had that. Yeah, there's actually a description sheet of everything.
Are they out this time of the year?
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They ready, We were out around January, but that.
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Some of the some of the slacker troops might still
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I'm sorry.
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Got good? All right, let's say we get philipp A
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The Belgium government tried training certain animals to deliver mail,
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Off, Yeah, what were they they were democrats.
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Around rub it off?
Speaker 6 (03:06):
No, those are your your cats?
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The cats they telled to use cats to deliver the
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Jesus, if you're not sure, what the heck you know,
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I wish.
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I'm on disagree, I know, man, Those stupid Belgians. Yes,
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They were trained to carry small waterproof bags filled with
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Didn't They must not have met a cat before.
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You can't tell them what to do. Well, fellow, we
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I want you to hang right there.
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Why am I the guy wear top of you?
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I'm doing good.
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Desk of Tainer Tama News. What to watch, Here's Marcy
Taytor Moran.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Well, let's see what movies everyone was watching this weekend
at the box office. I have the top five for you.
Debuting at number one was Final Destination Bloodlines. They made
fifty one million this weekend and it was the best
debut for the franchise. It's a horror film. After two
weeks at number one, Thunderbolts dropped to second place. Let's
(15:56):
see Sinners fell from second to third place Craft movie
is Hanging in There at number four, followed by The
Accountant two, which rounds out the top five. The account
Never made it up there past the past Second I
Did Too movies out this weekend. Y'all Mission Impossible. The
Final Reckoning has that dude named Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
Never heard of it?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Well, Haley Atwill's in it as well, Bing raims Uh
and Simon pegg Ethan Hunt and the IMF team race
against time to find the Entity, a rogue artificial intelligence
that can destroy mankind. Lots of positive stuff about this
AI Leelo and Stitch is also out this weekend as
(16:40):
Tia Carrera, Zach Galafanakis in it, and Jason Scott Lee
Walt Disney Pictures film. It's a live action animated remake
of Disney's two thousand and two animated film leel Leelo
and Stitch.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
They're very popular.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
You're looking at me like, who the heck are they?
But yeah, very popular. Little girl with a little Ellien
Okay anyway. The Last Rodeo is also coming out. It's
about a fifty year old man who returns to the
sport of full riding after a crisis strikes his family.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Oh you should do that.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I feel that that might speak to you.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
John Boy.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Flight baron nigh Boss pretty much over as far as
just a one and done purpose, it pays fifty grand.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
Stuff.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
That's streaming this week Season two of Tucci in Italy.
It's on Hulu and Disney Plus. Academy Award nominee Stanley
Tucci travels across Italy as you can imagine, tasting the
flavors of the land and sea, discovering the history, secrets,
and delights of the region. Okay, Earnhardt is on Amazon
and it's the series premiere. It's the untold story of
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Dell Earnhardt seniors ascent as NASCAR's pre eminent figure, his
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So this is news.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
This is news.
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It's on Amazon.
Speaker 7 (18:01):
It's not a documentary.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
It's a dramatization. Is that correct? Okay, she doesn't know?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Okay, okay, man, that sounds examining his say it might
be awesome, good good When that's saw I hadn't heard
about that. So Earnhart on Amazon and it's coming out.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
It's coming out this week this week.
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Awesome, good work, Tyer. Okay, you got something else.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I just wanted to let you know that Clarkson's Farm
is coming out on Amazon. Season four is launching this week.
So and it's gonna start out with Jeremy wanting to
buy a pub. You know, he's always into something. So
Clarkson's Farm is also going out.
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Here we go one eight hundred Big Show.
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Couple of contestants team up and how about ready my eggs.
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Good morning, Donna, Good morning, John b good.
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Morning all right, and we got Joseph out of Venton, Virginia.
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all right, So donah this no, no, that's not our
Donna with the parents. That as Donna and own my team.
(20:29):
All right, it's it gonna be the boys and girls
split up. Here be Taya and Joseph. But y'all relaxed.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Me and Donna, we'll go for the first thirty seconds. Donna,
let's see you got you what we can do all
it's just random words.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Random words is what we got here, Donna. Okay, okay,
so start the clock now. The opposite of opened is
uh huh oh my blank singer was as he was
my blank singer or anything. Well, you love and you
(21:05):
have your daughter number one, he is.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Your blank number one artist, no of all time.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It can be anything. What's your blank food? You like spaghetti?
That is your blank food favor?
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Uh huh, Hey, I have a blank Look at that
light bulb on the top of my head. What do
two on the board too?
Speaker 5 (21:31):
There?
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Well, well, let's see what Tator and Joseph can do
for their round one. You ready, Joseph, Yes, okay, and go?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
What is John boy thinking? I have no blank idea
in this game? You run around first, second, and third
and you're running what are those called first, second, and third?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Home?
Speaker 6 (21:57):
Yes? You let the dog out into the back blank?
Y you do? I this is over there, blank the yard.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
A lot.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
So all right, what did you do? Put a three
on the board. So Donnie, we are I mean, Donna,
we are only.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Down one point.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Okay, so let's see what we can do for round
two picking up on that last one. God has up
in my head in the knocked it right out?
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Did you get any over there?
Speaker 6 (22:44):
Right?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Stay over there?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Okay, start the clock. Now England is way blank.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The ocean.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
On the other side, on the other side, that's way
this word? Yes, no, no, I can throw this ball
clean blank the yard? Yeah, yes, all right, now this
is the backyard blank. You lean on it so your
dog don't get out.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You gotta watch. Yeah, uh huh. Call the cops. Another
word for the cops.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Call the go get out a man of bam.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, close enough? Ride three on that three. A total
oh I'm sorry. Three on the two a total of five.
All right, now, Tater and Joseph, what do y'all need?
Only two to tie? Three will win?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
What was that?
Speaker 6 (23:43):
Ll?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Okay, Joseph, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (23:55):
And go another another name?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
You call the sea.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
The ocean?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
And you this is has an eraser on top of
it and you take tests with it. Wow, this a
green vegetable that really has no flavor or calories. You
usually put u you get it. When you order wings,
you get carrots and blank.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Skinis no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
When you order a buffalo wings, carrots and blank, you
put peanut butter and raisins on it.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Over time, you did not get that last one.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I'm just look at Randy's I just twitch it the best.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So what we got is a fifteen second overtime to
see if we can get a winner. Okay, So Donna,
me and you fifteen seconds gonna go by quick, all right, okay,
and we're picking up.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
We're picking up on that last one. If you know it,
you know, just holler it out.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Start the clock now, it's a green vegetable cot yes, okay,
start your gentlemen, your motive, yes, yes, Oh alright, Mary
Anne and who on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Also Marianna, I don't know my bad for the Gilligan Island.
I can't stay away from it. So what's that two
on the board?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Donna, You did a good job us too, So now
Tater and Joseph for fifteen seconds? All right too, we
tie Joseph, are you ready.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
And go a blank bread house at Christmas? Yes, this
is a handle with care. This is very blank.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It's on the box.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yes, this is Joey Green blank.
Speaker 12 (26:01):
Giants the buzzer and over time giant and wins at
three to two.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh Donald, come up a little short, baby, but good
game and you can try again.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
We'll make sure that happens. All right.
Speaker 6 (26:19):
Good day, Thank you.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
I'm here sweating, I said duty.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We appreciate you so much. In Knoxville, Donnie, you ain't
all right, babe, Joseph upon Ben Virginia. You got your
big old Lord Tiger's prize back for you.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Victory.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Good game, man, Thank you, Good morning, big shows on
the radio. Bit request time Sean Fisher from the John
Boy and Bill of Facebook page. Can we please listen
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Speaker 1 (27:27):
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Speaker 2 (27:30):
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Speaker 11 (27:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode The
Challenge of the Fruits. As our story opens, John Boy
and Billy, Cobby Bunny, and Jeff Pillars are standing at
the edge of the thick tropical jungle of a small
uncharted island in the South Pacific.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
Bellers, you're sturbing, Hey, Johnbo, I'm going to South Pacific
the scout locations for the John Boy and Billy movie.
Speaker 7 (28:07):
You and Cobby aant to come with me? To be
great dangerous?
Speaker 6 (28:09):
Nah?
Speaker 7 (28:09):
What could happen? Why am I sounding like Hillary? A
plane crash could happen?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Sturbing?
Speaker 7 (28:19):
Shut up idiots, This is unbelievable, Yankee. I don't want
to hear from you either. You know it's sound like
I planned this. You're the one that said I wanna
do it jungle move movie in the jungle.
Speaker 13 (28:31):
Feelings, I want monkeys and bear.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Check ass Wow, we got caught in a typhoon. It's
called an accident.
Speaker 14 (28:40):
Yeah, well, Rayford says, there's no such thing as accidents.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Yeah, this is what I call a roll. Screw up.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Shut up, Junior Samples. You stick a quarter in your bunty. Quiet.
Takes one to know one.
Speaker 11 (28:55):
Hey, guys, let's not turn your say to the lord
of the flies.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Here we're alive.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
I think the first thing we gotta do is find
some food.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You really think there's anything to eat around here?
Speaker 11 (29:06):
Well, sure, there's probably all kinds of tropical fruits and
stuff growing wild.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
You mean out in the jungle. No, keep an eye
for a quick mark with a deli counter. Of course,
not in the jungle.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You eat it.
Speaker 14 (29:16):
It's probably crawling with all kind of bugs and stuff
and bees, probably more African.
Speaker 15 (29:23):
Well, let's see, Billy, you must be the professor. I'm
a skipper, Cobby's gilligan because John Boy is merrying.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's a jungle.
Speaker 7 (29:32):
Of course there's bugs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
You moron, Are you all gonna photo around here all day?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Or we're gonna go get some neat?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Well?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I hate to say it, but he's right.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Let's do it. Let's say we ought to split up.
We can cover more ground that way split up?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
What if we run into something dangerous like.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
What wulla bully who bull like that.
Speaker 11 (29:57):
Them find themselves surrounded by a group of angry looking
tribesmen with razor sharp spears.
Speaker 9 (30:04):
I boldovanya, this is not good. Oo doos in baid
our sacred islands?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
Hey, you speak English?
Speaker 9 (30:17):
Of course, many years ago one of our tribesmen went
to school in America. He brought back much knowledge of
your line.
Speaker 7 (30:28):
That accent you got sounds like you went to Pensacola barbera.
Speaker 9 (30:31):
L slence waters face. You have polluted our sacred island
with your presence.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Off with their heads?
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Wait, wait, wait, we didn't mean to come here.
Speaker 7 (30:42):
It was an accident.
Speaker 9 (30:43):
Chief, There are no accidents, fruit head, there are only
screw ups.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
See, I told you shut up?
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Copy you want to get us killed, cheef, I listen,
we mean your people look disrespect.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Can't you you know what's the word for that? Give
us a right?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
That is one possibility. I will let you live if
you pass the challenge of the fruits.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
Boy boy, challenge of the fruits.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
What's that Biller's.
Speaker 7 (31:18):
Sounds like a prison island? The challenge of the fruits.
I don't know. I wish Randy was here. Sounds like
something he'd be pretty good at.
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Well, you know, we don't seem to have a whole
lot of other choices here, guys, Okay, chief, what's the
challenge of the fruits?
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Each of you must go into the jungle, pick some
of the native fruit, bring it back here. Then, I
don't explain the challenge.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Aren't you los?
Speaker 11 (31:47):
His last moment, the foursome each head off in a
different direction. Five minutes later, Billy is the first to return.
Are you hitting on me?
Speaker 3 (32:02):
You have chosen one of our navid bandana?
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:07):
So, uh?
Speaker 11 (32:09):
What's the challenge of the fruit?
Speaker 9 (32:12):
You must take the fruit that you have chosen, uh
huh and stick it where the song does not shine. No, boy,
if you do it, we will let you live. But
I must warn you if you cry out in pain,
we will chop off your head.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
You know what?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Go ahead and chop off my head. Because when I
think about all the crap I'd have to take from
the other guys when we get back to civilization, I
think I'd rather just get it over with quick.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
As you wish.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
Puff with his head the heavy stone blade severs Billy's
head from his body. At that moment, Jeff Pillars returns
from the jungle.
Speaker 7 (32:55):
Oh, there goes the sequel, Louise, That was quick. Did
he fail the challenge? You might say that, I think
I just did say that fruit?
Speaker 3 (33:08):
What fruit did you bring?
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I don't know, some kind of big pomegranate looking things.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Very well, then here's the challenge from the chief, the
challenge of the fruits. You must take the fruit you
have chosen and stick it where the sun does not shine.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
If you do it, let you live. But if you
cry out in pain, we will chop off your head.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
You pull on my legs. Get that spirit.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
I'd slept it all right, and knew we should have
hung out with a castle more when I was doing
dinner theater back in the seventies.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Okay, Chuck will stand by. Here goes nothing.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
Pillars takes the big pomegranate looking thing and tries to well,
you know.
Speaker 14 (34:03):
Come on, baby, come up, baby.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
If I could just relax, I could loosen.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Up a little bit, you might have passed the prostrate.
If you have failed the challenge of the fruits, just
kill me.
Speaker 11 (34:26):
The stone axe falls again and pillars follows Billy into oblivion.
At that moment, John Boy returns from his hunting trip.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
Hey man, what the pillars?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Billy? I can't believe it?
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Your friends have faith? Are you ready for the challenge
of the fruits?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
If they fail? What kind of chance do I have?
Speaker 14 (34:53):
We have this thing called the stupid quiz back home? Well,
never mind, okay, chief, what's the challenge you have?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Fruits?
Speaker 9 (35:00):
You must take the fruit you have chosen and stick
it where the sun does not shine. No, no, really,
all of those birds and animals back there, and they
will be able to see it. If you are here
what you're doing, we will you live. If you cry
(35:21):
out in pain, we will chop off your to heead.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
But I brought back a bunch of little bitty berries.
How in the world am I gonna.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
One at the time?
Speaker 7 (35:33):
Oh boy, okay, here we go.
Speaker 11 (35:36):
The berries begin to disappear into John Boys Well you know,
oh man.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
This is gross.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
At least they're small berries.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Just okay, I see, just just a few more.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Laugh, you have failed the challenge of the fruits. Off
for his head.
Speaker 11 (36:17):
The stone axe swings down a third time in John
Boy's head first to the ground. A few minutes later
at the entrance to the pearly Gates.
Speaker 7 (36:30):
So did I hurt when the chapter you head off?
Speaker 11 (36:33):
Well, not really, It was even. It was over so quick.
I really didn't feel anything.
Speaker 7 (36:36):
Yeah, lucky you. Let me tell you the size of
that pomegranate. I wish i'd taking a quick one in
the neck like you said.
Speaker 11 (36:41):
Hey, Hey, look there comes John Boy.
Speaker 7 (36:43):
Hey stooping over here. Hey guys, what's with you?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Man? What you made?
Speaker 15 (36:50):
I mean, we were watching you from my bere I
had a piece of fruit the size of a baseball.
You had a handful of tiny little berries, So I
could be a freaked out like that.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
Wait, man, I was going good, pretty good there for
a while. You know, got in my rhythm, you know,
kept it just a smooth You know, you gotta.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
Go slow to go fast. I know, I saw right
get on with it. But then I was down, like
to my very last berry. And then it happened. What happened?
I looked up and saw Cobby coming out to jungle
with a pineapple.
Speaker 11 (37:22):
We hope you enjoyed Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
There goes the other sequel.
Speaker 11 (37:29):
This time, Well, we'll hear a crusty Old Saint Peter say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
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