October 22, 2025 • 41 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater updates us on the celebrity news with this weeks Tatertainment report.. - The Grumpy Old Man really, really Hates Halloween.. - We’ll get an update on the big doings going on over at Whitey Ford’s dealership.. - Terry Hanson goes to a Karaoke Bar for his Halloween date night.. - Mark Packer recaps yet another ridiculous week in College Football.. - and Hoyt & the JuniorNation Band takes us out with “Trailer Park Halloween”…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. We
rolled into your Wednesday morning. Then our featured track from
the Big Show bit Bark point of Junior Nation band
Trainer Park Halloween. That's what keywords training Park. Get that
for your Halloween album. John Moremiller Style at the Big
Show dot com. And right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's play beat the Blood.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Let's meet our contestant. It's Mark out of West Goldsboro,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good morning, Mark, Good morning's Big Show game all we're.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
All some man? How you so far today?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Good good?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
All right, Well, let's ask Tatter some questions. Mark, you
agree or disagree? If you get too right before too wrong,
you get the prize by all right?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Sound good?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Then Marcy, who steals more stuff from retail stores?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Shoplifters or employees?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh that is a very good question.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
And I would say, with all the smash and grab
going on, shoplifters.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're saying shoplifters steal more stuff than employees, yes,
in the retail stores. Mark, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh? Man, there's a horror of it. I disagree on
that one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, So you're thinking this employees stealing from their employer,
and you are absolutely right on that man. According to
the National Retail Federation, forty three percent of stolen items
are taken by employees. Shoplifters take thirty seven percent.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Out Wow, losing the gap.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All right, you'll try to hire some honest people. Oh yeah,
into your bag still from here, no dot, Patsy, that's
so anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh yeah, let's go back to Mark there, and that's
one bail for you. Market one more and you got
the prize pack, fair and square.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So, Marcy, which has more caffeine? A cup of coffee
or a can of Coca cola?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I mean you've met this crew, right, I mean you
see me. I drink it every day and I have
it every day and I love it and it tastes
so good and I like it hot. It's a cup
of coffee. More has more caffe yippipip gip coffee, coffee, coppy,
cup of cup.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Co Cotater says coffee has more caffeine. It seems like
she's proving it right now, Mark, But you agree or disagree?
You know, she is a wonderful actress.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I know, yeah, I know that. Disagree again on.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That disagree on the coffee deal hus No, he was right. Yes,
there's a cup of coffee one hundred and fifteen to
one hundred and seventy five milligrams a can of Coca
cola only forty five.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not drinking coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Get on the coffee there, all right, we got a
full count. Heading into the final question, Tay, isn't a
good idea the store condoms in the refrigerator?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Ah, like, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Do you take him out?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Let him fall out before you?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
I'm asking, No, I got you, got you, got you.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
No, not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's not a good idea. It's the material, the freeze.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
This time you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Do what I agreed? I reckon, I agree this time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I agree that it is not a good idea. And
that was.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
If you want to know, tell us.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The condoms are designed to be stored at room temperature,
so temperatures too cold or too warm will make them
less resilient, more likely to break.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You don't want that breaks bad?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, good word walk prize back head to go, Pan
West Goldsboro, North Carolina, gratulations.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Thank you, Johnny. I just want to forget that you
from your retirement and I've been listening sight six. One
of my first memories was when somebody wanted to first
about playing another one back to dusk and I surely do.
Miss Marplety based the Stoney Afternoon plays there.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wow you guys, a ma, will you hang on with
Jackie and get that buncket off your head?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know you. Yeah, that's good something, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I was gonna say, courtesy flush.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Now David was talking to the hand with the courtesy
flush not in here?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know this in the bathroom. I thought it was yeah, okay,
felt like I got.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A bad idea. Were in here, good morning. It's a
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big showing the radio. We're talking about white they Ford
Baseball Hall of Famer White ay Ford will have been
nine to seven years old. They passed away five years
ago while they was hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, yeah, I know what you think it one
more time. Let's hear from Whitey Ford.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Hi, folks, this is fast Freddy along with Chuck Whitey
from whitey Ford, Lincoln Mercury Asuzo, Chuck.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
I hear you kicking off the new year with a bang.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
That's right, Freddy. We just got a special allocation from
the factory.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
But that mays, let me guess, you don't have enough
space on the lot, so you got to blow out
the current inventory at whitey Ford to make room for
the cars and trucks that run the way.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's right, Freddy. All weekend long, we're heavy.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
An emergency Clarence sale.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, we are slash.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Slashing prices to the bone, right, No reasonable offer will
be refused during this special event. Yeah, and you're offering
rebates and special savings that could save you up to
ten thousand dollars on some models.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Wait a minute, how amuch.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Ten thousand dollars instant cash in your pocket?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Not exactly, but we are offered.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Big push pull drag sales starts Saturday morning at six am.
You pay five thousand bucks for any trade in regardless
of model or condition.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, wait, won't Where are you getting this?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Star and the first fifty customers on Saturday get a
free seven day vacation in Aruba. They do not credit
credit problems, no problem, not only with you finance them.
You'll co sign for any thirty six month loan personally.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
No, no, no, Freddy, are you out of your cotton
picking oh, could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Hello at old steer sales manager A Power eighty eight
point seven. You know that fast Freddy that comes over
to tape the commercials every week. We found out he's
got some kind of problem. He's got to fire him
this morning. So if he comes by there, whatever you do,
don't let him in.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That is gonna be a little tough ed.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Is that backstabbing ad the giant liar?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh no, no, this is ed from the service apart.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Are you sure?
Speaker 12 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
He was just telling me to mention.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
A great service here in whitey Ford. Well, listen, I
know you probably need to get back to the station.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
No, no, no, I got nothing but time.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Sit down.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I really need to get going here. We're doing a
lot of avatary.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
I said, sit down, nobody's going anywhere. We're gonna be
here till the last customer is dead.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Don't you mean till the last customer is serving?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I know what I said.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, folks, come on down, and if you're not.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Here in thirty minutes, I'm gonna start throwing bodies out
the door.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Don't miss. The boss is fine. The announcer's gone crazy.
Emergency clearance sale going on right now at the Mighty
Whitey Whitey Ford Lincoln Mercurio Suzu on State Road twenty three,
near the front of the road.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
All sales final, No cops please, Good.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Morning, it's a big show on the radio. It was
a wild college football weekend now men, Mark Piker is
gonna join us in about twenty minutes to lay everything out,
and how wild it was looking forward to this weekend.
Alright there, but right now, let's see whats going on
(09:40):
at JD's.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
How many friends are you tired of running all over
Hell and half of Georgia trying to find all the
stuff you need for Halloween? And bring a little ghost
and goblins on down to j D's twenty four hour
drive through Pontaglado Ports Pharmaceutical adun't give Bait and Tackle
discount cigarette outlet. J D's Costume Corner is you one
stop shop for Halasius Halloween values. Whether you're looking for
a our tooon favorite for the young'ins or something tight
and slutty for daddy's new girlfriend, we got you fright
(10:04):
nine favorites. We got Frankenstein, Wolfman, spider Man, SpongeBob Paar, Rangers,
Doctor Phil Mister Peanut, Miss America, Paris Hill, Knight Turner
Chewback in a special family three pack with Britney Spears
or gooberr Husband and her Pine trash Baby.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
A Sweet Thing, move Back Kid out the way, Let
Daddy have some of that.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
And JD's got great trick or treat goodins for all ages.
For the youngs a Snickers, Milkie Way, Nastley's Crunch, Sugar
Babies and pop Rocks and more, And for the adults
a skull Bandit Stacker two and fun sized Jack Daniels,
Jim Beeman, Jaegermeister and if you first like tricks better
than trace, j D's Isy Halloween have it Headquarters from
silly straining to paintball guns. We got everything in his
need to shake up the whole blessed neighborhood. Make you
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mark on you ex girlfriend's front yard with a twenty
four rolled jumbo pack of JD's Bride Bathroom tissue and
JD's brown paper fun Sacks is perfect for leaving a
flaming dog turt on the porch of the irritating neighbor.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Of your choice.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Geez, not again, and don't forget.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
To visit her hunted house where you can see Howard
to town trunk dressed up like a mummy. I'm on
out nightly through Halloween at or Abingdon, Virginia location and
make a buck clinch and walk through JD's forced the
fire out behind the store that don't come by yourself
because you're liable to run into America's scariest celebrity lunatics
like Jason Freddy Krueger, Haill Raiser, Rosie O'donald, Tom.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Cruise and thickical Democrats. Rest up like Dracula.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm like, drank you buy?
Speaker 7 (11:16):
So what do you think You're ready to scare the
living hell out of people? Can come on down to
JD's twenty four hour drive through pint of gun, auto parts,
pharmaceutical adn't gift, bait and Tackle, temporary costume, discount, cigarette outlet,
price a solo. It's scarier than Hillary Clinton in.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
A two piece bathing suit.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Ah, Come visit our new location in Hooker's Nights, Tennessee
on State Road fifteen, next to the Baby Doll Men's
Club and Sex Offender Registry Office and all the stars
that were clothes for Bucks brand or now Redopen see
US Today ads j DA's Wall of the Southern boy names.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Really good morning, the big shows on a radio and
more Big show right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (11:51):
This says buzz Nut laid with a bulletin Big Show
Knows report live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 13 (11:58):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Rate and Donna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen
ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
The tattered caucasses of other morning shows lit in the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Good morning, this big show on the radio. And if
you haven't a burn down as October the twenty second,
you're sharing one with actor comedian Bob oden Kirk, better
call Saul. He is sixty to three years old. Let's
go back and relive the very popular series through Hoit
(13:17):
and the Junior Nation Band. It was called Breaking Bad,
Hey perverts. The Junior Nation Band ran into a fan
over at Hoots the other night he said, I like
a lot of y'all's music. It seems like all you
do is get drunk and watch racing, which ain't true.
Sometimes we get drunk and watch other stuff on TV.
(13:38):
Wrote a song.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
About it like the hit head goes duh huh hoit, Well,
here you.
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Go, jick chick, Tess, tess. That's good Enough's quit tune
in and start picking ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation
Band is proud to present a musical tribute to our
favorite show on television right now. Sorry swamp people, but
y'all are still number two with the bullet I promise.
(14:04):
The reason we love this show is the people on
it has actually got more day to day problems than
we do. It's on AMC and it's called Breaking Bad.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I to go something like.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
This high school teacher down and now by Kirki.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
Was just about to lose his mind. He went to
see the doctor and he found out he had cancer.
He put him in a financial band, ran into a
boy cooking metha m fed of means, saw the kind
of cash he had. They cooked him up some crystal
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that was hotter than a pistol. And now they're outbreaking bad.
Walter White sprayking bad. Walter White spraying bad. He's cooking
met with Jessie and their life is kind of messy.
Walter Light's breaking bad. You know, I felt a little
(15:05):
funny at first about watching the show where a dope pusher.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Was the main character.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
And then I seen the episode of Here Comes Honey,
Boo Boo, and I thought, well, they're pushing all kind
of dopes on her trees.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And list there.
Speaker 12 (15:21):
He made a lot of money, Sean a lot of Mexicans. Brother,
his life's a mess, and his brother in law is
a dea agent. It wants to make Walter confess. The
future's looking hazy. The plans are kind of crazy. He
screwed up when ahead. Him and that wife of hisn't
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going to both end up in prison unless they both
end up dead because him and hers breaking bad, Him
and hers breaking bad. They made a million dollars, but
their life is turned to squalor.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Han and hers brave in bad.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Every one's breaking bad, every one's breaking bad.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
They made a.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Million dollars, but their life is turned to squalor.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Every one's brave and bad.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
All right, let's see what else is on.
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Armish swamp wrestlers, purses, pregnant teenage house flippers. This is
why I like to show about the dope questions.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
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Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's time with.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Sports with a pack and the purveyor of Southern Fried
Football on a special Wednesday morning visit. Good morning, mister
Mark Packer.
Speaker 14 (17:07):
In the morning, John Boy, before we get to little
Southern Fried Football, is it true that you have decided
to come join me on the dark side. I mean,
after all these years where idiots paid us to talk
for a living, as if we thought we were working,
You've now decided to retire along with me, and I'm
gonna find out. Now what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
What are we gonna do now?
Speaker 14 (17:30):
John? Well, congratulations, let's come up.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
With something late in the day. Okay, that's not playing.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
I get it, I get it. I understand that entirely,
my friends, I really do. Congratulations on that listen, thank you.
You still got a little work to do and all
that stuff. But man, you and the whole staff, the
whole gang, it's been an honor and a joy and
want a remarkable, awesome run. So congratulations, Well, thank you
so much, budd. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Get watching you retired in and man Doug rise and
Tom Sorensen said, all right, Tom Rose will step in there.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Come on, man, So thank you listeners.
Speaker 14 (18:08):
There's plenty of bourbon, John Boy, you know, one ice
cube and you put your feet out and got all
the answers. My friend, I ain't bad. I got the
news for you, all right. The reason you got me
on here though, is to talk of little southern private football.
And every single week I keep telling you, man, you
can't come up with more crazy stories than what we
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got in college football. And we only had nine teams
nine last week losing the top twenty five, including five
in the top eleven, which included number two Miami, who
lost to Louisville. And to put things in perspective, John Boy,
Louisville was oh and eighteen all time against top ten
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teams on the road, and then they knocked off Miami,
who at the time looked like they were the best
team in the ACC and they still may be. But man,
there is no telling who's going to make it to Charlotte.
But man, crazy stuff continues to happen. Penn State preseason
number two. They fire their coach, James Franklin. Then they
go out and they lose. They're now zero to four
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in the Big Ten. They're off this week and then
they go to number one Ohio State. Good luck with that.
Penn State, by the way, four game losing streak. That's
the longest by a preseason top two team since nineteen
sixty one when Iowa did it. Now, if you think
they got issues, how about my beloved Alamato The Clemson Tigers.
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They lost at home to SMU. They were a preseason
number four. They've now lost five consecutive home games in
Death Valley against Power four opponents. They have not done that,
Johnny since nineteen seventy. Whoa nineteen seventy Then you got
Florida State right two years ago, they're undefeated, then they
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got screwed by the committee, and then the wheels have
fallen off. They've beat Alabama to start the season. They
think they got it going on. They go out to
Stanford eighteen point favorite and lose. They are now zero
and four in the ACC. After starting off three to
othery're now three and four. They've now lost nine straight
ACC games, and things are so crazy. Stanford, freaking Stanford,
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where you think the smartest.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
People in the world.
Speaker 14 (20:22):
They haven't beaten anybody. They beat Florida State. The Knoles
haven't beaten anybody in two years. What they do? They
stormed the field and got fined fifty thousand dollars by
the ACC. Who in the world storms the field against
Florida State? The Knoles the last two years at one
and eleven in the ACC, and Stanford's out there the
storm in the field beaten Florida State, the smart people
the next president of the United State. Going from there.
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Then they got South Carolina and the other boys down
into pal Meadow State. They got smacked around. They're now
three and four. They were a preseason number thirteen in
the country and oboba way their next three games Alabama
at Ole, Miss, at Texas A and m Yikes. That
is a nightmare. But just put in perspective, Penn State
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and Clemson are now the only the fourth and the
fifteams ever, and then she'll take that back. In the
last forty years that started the season ranked in the
top five, that have lost four of their first seven games,
it's absolutely nuts. And then I've been telling you, Billy Napier,
keep an eye on them on the hot seat. They
actually won over the weekend and then got fired. How
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about that they've won, won the game and then they
got fired. And again the Gators preseason number fifty in
the country. They're three and four. And again, the funny
thing about it is, I keep telling you the ultimate
goal of every American working to be suspended with pay.
Billy naper gets fired. And what's he gonna do. He's
gonna come join me, you and everybody else drinking burbon
when nothing else to do. But he's gonna have twenty
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one million dollars coming his way, twenty one million not
to go to work. How about that jump one crazy?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Right? Hey, well that's.
Speaker 14 (22:03):
Fine, yeah, exactly right, exactly right. But I mean, great
games come up through this weekend. Missouri Vanderbilt. By the way,
I gotta get Vandy a shout out me. I may
years if I've been making fun of Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, back and then I was thinking about that too,
because I think the first of the year when when
the coach came out and said we're going to contend
for the national championship, we're making fun of them and
look at.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Them, right.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Yeah, Now, guess what they beat LSU over the weekend,
first time they've ever done that since nineteen ninety. There's
six in one this season. That's the best rate they've
gotten off to since nineteen fifty. And this week they're
in the AP top ten at number Ten's the first
time they've been in the EIGHTP top ten. Johnny, it's
nineteen forty seven. I mean, the world is up. The
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nerds are listen, the world's crazy. Stanford, They've got the
smartest people in the world. They're storm in the field
after knocking off terrible Florida State, Vanderbilt and the and
listen the nerds down there Georgia Tech. Hey, there's seven
to zero. First time since nineteen sixty six when they
were and they were rank seventh in the country. Districson.
I mean, it's kind of crazy what's going on in
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college football. And if you said to me today, and
I've been doing this a long time, I cannot tell
you today who the best team is in the SEC.
You know, normally I always tell you, hey, give me
three weeks or so you kind of weeded out and
got to get a feel for it. And we're coming
up now, and listen almost towards Halloween, and if you said, Pat,
who was the best team in the SEC? I'd go,
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you know, I don't know. I mean, you know, he
came in Alabama, the team got smacked by Florida State.
I don't know they're playing well that A and M.
They haven't won anything in forever. I still don't believe
in Texas. They got by Kentucky in overtime. Maybe it's Georgia.
They they survived crazy Lane kivin. Oh, by the way,
how about that. I speak just to show how the
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world is Lane Kippen, who I love to death. I mean,
he trolls Everybody's a great offensive coach. During the week,
they said, hey, you know who burns off more calories
during the game. You are Kirby Smart at Georgia and
Lane Kiffen. And the press coming this during the week said, well,
that's a really great question because I just looked up
on the screen and saw Kirby Smart's press conference. Then
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look like he's been burning off many calories. I'm like, oh,
there's a shot before you go between the hedges. And
then Lane puts out on social media he's doing hot
yoga with a pair of hot babes, and he goes
yet a little hot yoga before the big game today,
And so what happens. He blows a big lead in
the fourth court of the Kirby Smart, the Dogs win,
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and then Kirby Smart goes to the press conference after
the game, starts asking all the questions and at the
end he goes and oh, by the way, one more thing,
I'd like to thank Lane Kiffin for giving me some
certificates for some hot yoga, and then walks right, offic
I mean, this is the greatest unbelievable reality show of
all time Southern Pride football. But great games this week,
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Missouri Vanderbilt, you got old miss Oklahoma A and m LSU.
I mean, I tell you what I tell you this
every week we'll get together next week and there is
no telling what we're gonna be talking about. Tell it's unbelievable,
impossible to figure out.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Keeps topping itself every week to pack.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Gonna be telling you something. And when you get to
that final day and you finally say I'm done with
this radio gig, and you put your feet up and
you got that great Woodford reserve and one ice cube,
you're gonna look back at this football thing go. You know,
Pac has been talking about this nonsense for thirty some
odd years. He's right. There is no telling what the
world's gonna have. This gonna be great. But congratulations, my man.
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I'm really proud of you and Billy and Jackie, the
whole crew that men. You guys are been awesome, awesome,
awesome and just an amazing, amazing run. It's been cool
to be a small part on the side watching guys
rock and roll. Man, it's been unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, we appreciate you, appreciate you, pack, appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Man, you gotta will talking get you Next week there's
a man, mister Mark Piker. All right, damn well, let's
play our wordy word game one eight hundred Big show
you told free Line, get a couple of contestants and
plain next good Wednesday morning, and it's a big show
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on the radio. When I feature track from the Make Show,
Big Box Partner, Junior Nation Band, Trailer Park, Halloween, Keywords,
Trainer Park, Hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com. Right now, let's fly what everybody's head about
the bad Okadhere, let's meet the contestants. We got Stores
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from Baxley, Georgia. Good morning, Stewart, good morning, welcome buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
We got Amy from Corman, Kentucky. Good morning, Amy, Good morning,
John Boys, good morning. All right, Well, Amy, there's Stewart
down in Georgia. Steward, there's Amy. I'm in Kentucky.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Hey, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Right, so let's I go to Boys against the girls.
It'll be John Boy and Stewart, Tater and Amy, all right, right,
all right, yor for me, it looks like random words
on the old word tablet. Random words. Okay, so Amy,
you and Taylor relaxed to see what me and Stewart
can do for the first thirty seconds. All right you ready, Stewart, Yes, sir, okay,
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start the clock now. It's fourteen to twelve. That's the
blank of the ball game. I don't know nothing about
just the what this points?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
What's the blank?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Who won?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
What's the final blank?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Score?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
She marries the groom. She's the yeah, uh huh, your
nose is on your uh huh, you grow this hair
on your chin?
Speaker 14 (28:21):
Your teeth?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
What go tea? No? No, yeah, wrong word?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
All right, Stuard, thanks for the nice conversation about you
not knowing any boys while we're the game.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's all right. Put a three. I don't leslie.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
What happens with Tater and Amy? All right? Amy?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You ready, yes, sir and go.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Santa Claus has this on his face, Beard, you and baseball?
This one he throws the ball to the batter. It's
called a What.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
We take that?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Well, what does the pitcher do?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (29:04):
The pitcher?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
No, they're being they're being picky. It was a fast blank.
It was a fast blank, a curve blank.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, hey, I uh.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
You need to eat three blanks a day, Neil.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
All right, what it was?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
The word was pitcher and I was saying, well, the
word is is? I mean, the word was pitch right, pitch?
And she said picture, you just pick that out of that.
So I read land and said go ahead and give
it to her. But it was a little late because
that was still kind of mad. So but but enough
about what's going on. Inside my head.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, okay, follow us three to three? All right, good
as anybody's game.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, put pitch back up there, all right, Come on, Steward,
let's have fun with thirty seconds. Yeah, you game here? Okay,
all right, start the clock now. Birds are in? Yeah,
uh huh. A deer I'm going. I'm out in the
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woods trying to get a deer. I am a hunter. Yes,
uh huh. Your your bones are covered with this, your
flesh is your yeah, uh huh. Salute the American.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Bank, Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Tell me a blank at bedtime, tell me a bedtime
blank story. Yeah, James blank, secret agent fun.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, that a boy, Steward, We put a six on that.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Three.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'm happy as I can be, right.
Speaker 12 (30:36):
Now, may.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Not?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Boy Otainer and Amy, y'all get six in?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That will tie?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Seven will win? Ready? Amy?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Sure and go a banana blank? It's a dessert, a
banana blank pudding. No, I'm sorry, it's ice cream and
bananas and fudge. A banana blank slip? Yes, the blank
beneath my wings, the blank bins, Yes, I blank you
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three dollars? You blank me? No, you blank me?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Three dollars?
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Give it back oh yep.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
And apples and bananas are all what fruits?
Speaker 12 (31:22):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
How we beat you?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
We beat you four on the board. Stewart wins nine
to seven.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Sorry, that's okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Ain't you sweet? We appreciate you playing with us. Amy,
you have a great dealth and corbone will get you
down the road. All right, baby, alrightdy, thank you, John Boy,
all right, thank you so much. And Stoard look at
you down back. So the Georgia late bloomer coming through
in win of that prize by gradulations.
Speaker 14 (31:54):
I'm a lost, Margaret, my friend said I was.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
The morning I got the big showing the radio be
request for John Boy Donovan Godwin Senior out of Mobile, Alabama.
See what Donovan says, Love all your bits will miss
the whole studio.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Even Robert D.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Rayford diaryl Gary music is one of my faves. Let's
hear one of his. You got it Donovan coming up next.
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Good morning, let's a big showing the radio. Something you
would like to hear about this time after worthy word
Monday through Friday. Put us up on the John Boy
and Bill of Facebook page. My boy Donovan out of Mobile, Alabama.
His requests right here It's time for the Diary of
Gary Bausey.
Speaker 13 (33:04):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beaucy well Diary. I've been
cogitating for a while now about merchandising the Bucy Superstar name.
I've tried Bubbling, Beaucy Cola, Bucy Burgers, even had my
name on a Nissan dealership. But it was time to
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look into stepping up my game. I tried my own
brand of coffee with Stained Choppers, Dark Roast fireworks with
Kabluo stead Bottle Rockets, personal hygiene with Uncle Gary's Blonde
Eye antal bleaching kit. They all went bust.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
But this time I think I.
Speaker 13 (33:45):
Got my finger on the pulse of America's appetite introducing
Scary Gary's Baboon Shine. Pop the cork and take a pull.
Guzz will till that belly's full. Saw your pants and
swing from a bone. You're liquored up on Baboon Shine. Oooh,
it's schimply delicious. Crazy Frankie and I traveled back to
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my hometown at Tulsa for the American Moonshine, Brewers and
Marketers Convention at a choice location right by the crappers.
That way we catch them coming and going. Now, I
thought we really had something special for the moonshine market.
Seems like everybody was doing these fruity drinks his strawberry
and mango and a watermelon. But the crowd I run
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with doesn't buy their easy tuck panties at Target and
drink bud light. Babboonshine is made with one hundred percent
fermented monkey spam. Has got a real funky kick to it. Now,
I was gonna call it monkey shines, but I wanted
to stick with the whole oon thing. Plus, if you
drink enough of it, your hind end gets red and
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swoll up like a baboon. The smell is wild, the
taste uncanny. Just wait till you see what it does
to your fanny.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Baboon Shine, baboon shine shawl.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
I thought I was thinking outside of the box here,
but a lot of other dudes had the same idea
regarding the whole oon thing. A bunch of retired hockey
players were hawking goon shine. There was one with gold
flakes called it tycoon Shine. There was one brood right
in the middle of freshwater lakes called pontoon Shine. They
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had a bottle of rot gut made with government rejected
corn and Joe Biden on the label called buffoon Shine.
There was one made by a bunch of hairdressers called
Vidal Sassoon Shine. There were shine served in an adorable
stuffed trash pandy called.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
A raccoon Shine.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
There was a creepy, murky looking mess called Creature from
the Black Lagoon Shine. One made a whale blubber called
harpoon Shine. They had a Chinese white lightning called crab
right moon Shine. Well, once you drank it, you get
thirsty for it again an hour later. And they had
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one booth hosted by two girls in string bikinis. It
was sponsored by Massingill called Poonshine. I believe if I
saw the girls had cold sores, I never had to
try it. There was booze to make you sad and
booze to make you chirpy, but don't drink the booze
that give you the harpie. Yeah, we made some sales.
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Diary folks are intrigued by our Novelty offered, we'd probably
done better if we had no overdent. It as the
sampling trying a good bit of everything. I was pretty
fond of that. Coconut and macaroon Shine, Crazy Frankie like
the hint of banana and sweat in the Gorilla Monsoon Shine.
But we met our dooe when we got into the
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spittoon Shine couldn't stop drinking it because it was all
in once ran gold gold golpe something screw it never
had moonshine. That was Chewy.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Well Diary. I gotta ski Dad. Joey Bahar has taking
me to see her herpes doctor.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
Until next time.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
X'es and oose Gary.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Good morning. It's a big showing the Rady go. If
you like this for your Halloween. John Boyd bit the album,
it'd have been Bob's. The keywords trailer park bring up
as two A and boys, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (38:10):
The Junior Nation Band would like to share a special sound.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Of the season.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
And when I say the season, I mean the go
to Hell's season known as Halloween. And nowhere does it
go to Hell faster or harder than Cassidy Double Wide World, Headquarters.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Of the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
This is another one based on all our experiences and it.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Goes exactly like.
Speaker 12 (38:38):
These nerve brecking younguns live and then the Trailer Park
are about to make me lose my mind. Halloween night
they dress up and back for candy. But Trumble's bullet
they got in mind.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
They used to be cuter in their little.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
Costumes back before they turn fIF team. Now there's underage
drinking and you can't tell what they're thinking. It's a
trailer park Ploween, trailer park Owloween, trailer Park pwl Away
went all this mendalism, they just mind end up in
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prison Traylor Park ple Away.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Now the irony of.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
The Junior Nation man complaining about somebody running around wild
and drunk is not lost on us.
Speaker 11 (39:34):
However, that does.
Speaker 12 (39:35):
Not mean these kids ain't wild or drunk, which they are.
They make a lot of noise, raise a lot of ruckuses.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Kevin folks quiet there.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
When they kicked the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
He runs up the door to chase them and kicks.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Them in the dairy.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Are they like to.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Pull a keeper with the roll toilet paper they can.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Feed down right?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Mean, they're cruising for some trouble and we're about the
buster bubble on the trailer park hal Aways trailer Park
owl Aways, trailer Park Holloways two on for trigger treating.
Some of them could use a beating trailer.
Speaker 14 (40:25):
Park howl Aways.
Speaker 12 (40:27):
It's a trailer park Holloways, trailer park Halloways. When all
this vandalism, they just might end up in prison trailer
park hole Aways. And there you have it, our cautionary
tail of the season for all the pumpkin heads in
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the audience.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Y'all act like you got some smarts.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Have a safe and happy.
Speaker 12 (40:56):
Halloween, and quit running my life.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
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The Big Show, ninety nine since each fifteen for nine
ninety nine.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
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Speaker 1 (41:18):
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio. We
rolled into your Wednesday morning. Then our featured track from
the Big Show bit Bark point of Junior Nation band
Trainer Park Halloween. That's what keywords training Park. Get that
for your Halloween album. John Moremiller Style at the Big
Show dot com. And right now.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Let's play beat the Blood.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Let's meet our contestant. It's Mark out of West Goldsboro,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good morning, Mark, Good morning's Big Show game all we're.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
All some man? How you so far today?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I'm doing well?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Good good?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
All right, Well, let's ask Tatter some questions. Mark, you
agree or disagree? If you get too right before too wrong,
you get the prize by all right?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Sound good?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Then Marcy, who steals more stuff from retail stores?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Shoplifters or employees?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh that is a very good question.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
And I would say, with all the smash and grab
going on, shoplifters.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're saying shoplifters steal more stuff than employees, yes,
in the retail stores. Mark, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh? Man, there's a horror of it. I disagree on
that one.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, So you're thinking this employees stealing from their employer,
and you are absolutely right on that man. According to
the National Retail Federation, forty three percent of stolen items
are taken by employees. Shoplifters take thirty seven percent.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Out Wow, losing the gap.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
All right, you'll try to hire some honest people. Oh yeah,
into your bag still from here, no dot, Patsy, that's
so anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh yeah, let's go back to Mark there, and that's
one bail for you. Market one more and you got
the prize pack, fair and square.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So, Marcy, which has more caffeine? A cup of coffee
or a can of Coca cola?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I mean you've met this crew, right, I mean you
see me. I drink it every day and I have
it every day and I love it and it tastes
so good and I like it hot. It's a cup
of coffee. More has more caffe yippipip gip coffee, coffee, coppy,
cup of cup.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Co Cotater says coffee has more caffeine. It seems like
she's proving it right now, Mark, But you agree or disagree?
You know, she is a wonderful actress.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I know, yeah, I know that. Disagree again on.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
That disagree on the coffee deal hus No, he was right. Yes,
there's a cup of coffee one hundred and fifteen to
one hundred and seventy five milligrams a can of Coca
cola only forty five.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Not drinking coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Get on the coffee there, all right, we got a
full count. Heading into the final question, Tay, isn't a
good idea the store condoms in the refrigerator?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Ah, like, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Do you take him out?
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Let him fall out before you?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
I'm asking, No, I got you, got you, got you.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
No, not a good idea.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It's not a good idea. It's the material, the freeze.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
This time you're gonna.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Do what I agreed? I reckon, I agree this time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I agree that it is not a good idea. And
that was.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
If you want to know, tell us.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The condoms are designed to be stored at room temperature,
so temperatures too cold or too warm will make them
less resilient, more likely to break.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You don't want that breaks bad?
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, good word walk prize back head to go, Pan
West Goldsboro, North Carolina, gratulations.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Thank you, Johnny. I just want to forget that you
from your retirement and I've been listening sight six. One
of my first memories was when somebody wanted to first
about playing another one back to dusk and I surely do.
Miss Marplety based the Stoney Afternoon plays there.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wow you guys, a ma, will you hang on with
Jackie and get that buncket off your head?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know you. Yeah, that's good something, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I was gonna say, courtesy flush.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Now David was talking to the hand with the courtesy
flush not in here?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You know this in the bathroom. I thought it was yeah, okay,
felt like I got.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
A bad idea. Were in here, good morning. It's a
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big showing the radio. We're talking about white they Ford
Baseball Hall of Famer White ay Ford will have been
nine to seven years old. They passed away five years
ago while they was hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
All right, yeah, I know what you think it one
more time. Let's hear from Whitey Ford.
Speaker 8 (06:39):
Hi, folks, this is fast Freddy along with Chuck Whitey
from whitey Ford, Lincoln Mercury Asuzo, Chuck.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
I hear you kicking off the new year with a bang.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
That's right, Freddy. We just got a special allocation from
the factory.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
But that mays, let me guess, you don't have enough
space on the lot, so you got to blow out
the current inventory at whitey Ford to make room for
the cars and trucks that run the way.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
That's right, Freddy. All weekend long, we're heavy.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
An emergency Clarence sale.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, we are slash.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
Slashing prices to the bone, right, No reasonable offer will
be refused during this special event. Yeah, and you're offering
rebates and special savings that could save you up to
ten thousand dollars on some models.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Wait a minute, how amuch.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
Ten thousand dollars instant cash in your pocket?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Not exactly, but we are offered.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
Big push pull drag sales starts Saturday morning at six am.
You pay five thousand bucks for any trade in regardless
of model or condition.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, wait, won't Where are you getting this?
Speaker 8 (07:32):
Star and the first fifty customers on Saturday get a
free seven day vacation in Aruba. They do not credit
credit problems, no problem, not only with you finance them.
You'll co sign for any thirty six month loan personally.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
No, no, no, Freddy, are you out of your cotton
picking oh, could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 11 (07:50):
Hello at old steer sales manager A Power eighty eight
point seven. You know that fast Freddy that comes over
to tape the commercials every week. We found out he's
got some kind of problem. He's got to fire him
this morning. So if he comes by there, whatever you do,
don't let him in.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That is gonna be a little tough ed.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Is that backstabbing ad the giant liar?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh no, no, this is ed from the service apart.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Are you sure?
Speaker 12 (08:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
He was just telling me to mention.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
A great service here in whitey Ford. Well, listen, I
know you probably need to get back to the station.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
No, no, no, I got nothing but time.
Speaker 6 (08:22):
Sit down.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I really need to get going here. We're doing a
lot of avatary.
Speaker 9 (08:25):
I said, sit down, nobody's going anywhere. We're gonna be
here till the last customer is dead.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Don't you mean till the last customer is serving?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I know what I said.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Okay, folks, come on down, and if you're not.
Speaker 9 (08:36):
Here in thirty minutes, I'm gonna start throwing bodies out
the door.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Don't miss. The boss is fine. The announcer's gone crazy.
Emergency clearance sale going on right now at the Mighty
Whitey Whitey Ford Lincoln Mercurio Suzu on State Road twenty three,
near the front of the road.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
All sales final, No cops please, Good.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Morning, it's a big show on the radio. It was
a wild college football weekend now men, Mark Piker is
gonna join us in about twenty minutes to lay everything out,
and how wild it was looking forward to this weekend.
Alright there, but right now, let's see whats going on
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at JD's.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
How many friends are you tired of running all over
Hell and half of Georgia trying to find all the
stuff you need for Halloween? And bring a little ghost
and goblins on down to j D's twenty four hour
drive through Pontaglado Ports Pharmaceutical adun't give Bait and Tackle
discount cigarette outlet. J D's Costume Corner is you one
stop shop for Halasius Halloween values. Whether you're looking for
a our tooon favorite for the young'ins or something tight
and slutty for daddy's new girlfriend, we got you fright
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nine favorites. We got Frankenstein, Wolfman, spider Man, SpongeBob Paar, Rangers,
Doctor Phil Mister Peanut, Miss America, Paris Hill, Knight Turner
Chewback in a special family three pack with Britney Spears
or gooberr Husband and her Pine trash Baby.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
A Sweet Thing, move Back Kid out the way, Let
Daddy have some of that.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
And JD's got great trick or treat goodins for all ages.
For the youngs a Snickers, Milkie Way, Nastley's Crunch, Sugar
Babies and pop Rocks and more, And for the adults
a skull Bandit Stacker two and fun sized Jack Daniels,
Jim Beeman, Jaegermeister and if you first like tricks better
than trace, j D's Isy Halloween have it Headquarters from
silly straining to paintball guns. We got everything in his
need to shake up the whole blessed neighborhood. Make you
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mark on you ex girlfriend's front yard with a twenty
four rolled jumbo pack of JD's Bride Bathroom tissue and
JD's brown paper fun Sacks is perfect for leaving a
flaming dog turt on the porch of the irritating neighbor.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Of your choice.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Geez, not again, and don't forget.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
To visit her hunted house where you can see Howard
to town trunk dressed up like a mummy. I'm on
out nightly through Halloween at or Abingdon, Virginia location and
make a buck clinch and walk through JD's forced the
fire out behind the store that don't come by yourself
because you're liable to run into America's scariest celebrity lunatics
like Jason Freddy Krueger, Haill Raiser, Rosie O'donald, Tom.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Cruise and thickical Democrats. Rest up like Dracula.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm like, drank you buy?
Speaker 7 (11:16):
So what do you think You're ready to scare the
living hell out of people? Can come on down to
JD's twenty four hour drive through pint of gun, auto parts,
pharmaceutical adn't gift, bait and Tackle, temporary costume, discount, cigarette outlet,
price a solo. It's scarier than Hillary Clinton in.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
A two piece bathing suit.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
Ah, Come visit our new location in Hooker's Nights, Tennessee
on State Road fifteen, next to the Baby Doll Men's
Club and Sex Offender Registry Office and all the stars
that were clothes for Bucks brand or now Redopen see
US Today ads j DA's Wall of the Southern boy names.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Really good morning, the big shows on a radio and
more Big show right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (11:51):
This says buzz Nut laid with a bulletin Big Show
Knows report live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 13 (11:58):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Rate and Donna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen
ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
This is much, much worse.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
The tattered caucasses of other morning shows lit in the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Good morning, this big show on the radio. And if
you haven't a burn down as October the twenty second,
you're sharing one with actor comedian Bob oden Kirk, better
call Saul. He is sixty to three years old. Let's
go back and relive the very popular series through Hoit
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and the Junior Nation Band. It was called Breaking Bad,
Hey perverts. The Junior Nation Band ran into a fan
over at Hoots the other night he said, I like
a lot of y'all's music. It seems like all you
do is get drunk and watch racing, which ain't true.
Sometimes we get drunk and watch other stuff on TV.
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Wrote a song.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
About it like the hit head goes duh huh hoit, Well,
here you.
Speaker 12 (13:43):
Go, jick chick, Tess, tess. That's good Enough's quit tune
in and start picking ladies and gentlemen. The Junior Nation
Band is proud to present a musical tribute to our
favorite show on television right now. Sorry swamp people, but
y'all are still number two with the bullet I promise.
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The reason we love this show is the people on
it has actually got more day to day problems than
we do. It's on AMC and it's called Breaking Bad.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I to go something like.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
This high school teacher down and now by Kirki.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
Was just about to lose his mind. He went to
see the doctor and he found out he had cancer.
He put him in a financial band, ran into a
boy cooking metha m fed of means, saw the kind
of cash he had. They cooked him up some crystal
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that was hotter than a pistol. And now they're outbreaking bad.
Walter White sprayking bad. Walter White spraying bad. He's cooking
met with Jessie and their life is kind of messy.
Walter Light's breaking bad. You know, I felt a little
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funny at first about watching the show where a dope pusher.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Was the main character.
Speaker 12 (15:10):
And then I seen the episode of Here Comes Honey,
Boo Boo, and I thought, well, they're pushing all kind
of dopes on her trees.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And list there.
Speaker 12 (15:21):
He made a lot of money, Sean a lot of Mexicans. Brother,
his life's a mess, and his brother in law is
a dea agent. It wants to make Walter confess. The
future's looking hazy. The plans are kind of crazy. He
screwed up when ahead. Him and that wife of hisn't
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going to both end up in prison unless they both
end up dead because him and hers breaking bad, Him
and hers breaking bad. They made a million dollars, but
their life is turned to squalor.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Han and hers brave in bad.
Speaker 12 (16:07):
Every one's breaking bad, every one's breaking bad.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
They made a.
Speaker 12 (16:15):
Million dollars, but their life is turned to squalor.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Every one's brave and bad.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
All right, let's see what else is on.
Speaker 12 (16:26):
Armish swamp wrestlers, purses, pregnant teenage house flippers. This is
why I like to show about the dope questions.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Good Morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, We've
played worthy word for an LS Tractor prize pick includes
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Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's time with.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Sports with a pack and the purveyor of Southern Fried
Football on a special Wednesday morning visit. Good morning, mister
Mark Packer.
Speaker 14 (17:07):
In the morning, John Boy, before we get to little
Southern Fried Football, is it true that you have decided
to come join me on the dark side. I mean,
after all these years where idiots paid us to talk
for a living, as if we thought we were working,
You've now decided to retire along with me, and I'm
gonna find out. Now what are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
What are we gonna do now?
Speaker 14 (17:30):
John? Well, congratulations, let's come up.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
With something late in the day. Okay, that's not playing.
Speaker 14 (17:38):
I get it, I get it. I understand that entirely,
my friends, I really do. Congratulations on that listen, thank you.
You still got a little work to do and all
that stuff. But man, you and the whole staff, the
whole gang, it's been an honor and a joy and
want a remarkable, awesome run. So congratulations, Well, thank you
so much, budd. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Get watching you retired in and man Doug rise and
Tom Sorensen said, all right, Tom Rose will step in there.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Come on, man, So thank you listeners.
Speaker 14 (18:08):
There's plenty of bourbon, John Boy, you know, one ice
cube and you put your feet out and got all
the answers. My friend, I ain't bad. I got the
news for you, all right. The reason you got me
on here though, is to talk of little southern private football.
And every single week I keep telling you, man, you
can't come up with more crazy stories than what we
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got in college football. And we only had nine teams
nine last week losing the top twenty five, including five
in the top eleven, which included number two Miami, who
lost to Louisville. And to put things in perspective, John Boy,
Louisville was oh and eighteen all time against top ten
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teams on the road, and then they knocked off Miami,
who at the time looked like they were the best
team in the ACC and they still may be. But man,
there is no telling who's going to make it to Charlotte.
But man, crazy stuff continues to happen. Penn State preseason
number two. They fire their coach, James Franklin. Then they
go out and they lose. They're now zero to four
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in the Big Ten. They're off this week and then
they go to number one Ohio State. Good luck with that.
Penn State, by the way, four game losing streak. That's
the longest by a preseason top two team since nineteen
sixty one when Iowa did it. Now, if you think
they got issues, how about my beloved Alamato The Clemson Tigers.
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They lost at home to SMU. They were a preseason
number four. They've now lost five consecutive home games in
Death Valley against Power four opponents. They have not done that,
Johnny since nineteen seventy. Whoa nineteen seventy Then you got
Florida State right two years ago, they're undefeated, then they
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got screwed by the committee, and then the wheels have
fallen off. They've beat Alabama to start the season. They
think they got it going on. They go out to
Stanford eighteen point favorite and lose. They are now zero
and four in the ACC. After starting off three to
othery're now three and four. They've now lost nine straight
ACC games, and things are so crazy. Stanford, freaking Stanford,
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where you think the smartest.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
People in the world.
Speaker 14 (20:22):
They haven't beaten anybody. They beat Florida State. The Knoles
haven't beaten anybody in two years. What they do? They
stormed the field and got fined fifty thousand dollars by
the ACC. Who in the world storms the field against
Florida State? The Knoles the last two years at one
and eleven in the ACC, and Stanford's out there the
storm in the field beaten Florida State, the smart people
the next president of the United State. Going from there.
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Then they got South Carolina and the other boys down
into pal Meadow State. They got smacked around. They're now
three and four. They were a preseason number thirteen in
the country and oboba way their next three games Alabama
at Ole, Miss, at Texas A and m Yikes. That
is a nightmare. But just put in perspective, Penn State
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and Clemson are now the only the fourth and the
fifteams ever, and then she'll take that back. In the
last forty years that started the season ranked in the
top five, that have lost four of their first seven games,
it's absolutely nuts. And then I've been telling you, Billy Napier,
keep an eye on them on the hot seat. They
actually won over the weekend and then got fired. How
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about that they've won, won the game and then they
got fired. And again the Gators preseason number fifty in
the country. They're three and four. And again, the funny
thing about it is, I keep telling you the ultimate
goal of every American working to be suspended with pay.
Billy naper gets fired. And what's he gonna do. He's
gonna come join me, you and everybody else drinking burbon
when nothing else to do. But he's gonna have twenty
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one million dollars coming his way, twenty one million not
to go to work. How about that jump one crazy?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Right? Hey, well that's.
Speaker 14 (22:03):
Fine, yeah, exactly right, exactly right. But I mean, great
games come up through this weekend. Missouri Vanderbilt. By the way,
I gotta get Vandy a shout out me. I may
years if I've been making fun of Vanderbilt.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, back and then I was thinking about that too,
because I think the first of the year when when
the coach came out and said we're going to contend
for the national championship, we're making fun of them and
look at.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Them, right.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Yeah, Now, guess what they beat LSU over the weekend,
first time they've ever done that since nineteen ninety. There's
six in one this season. That's the best rate they've
gotten off to since nineteen fifty. And this week they're
in the AP top ten at number Ten's the first
time they've been in the EIGHTP top ten. Johnny, it's
nineteen forty seven. I mean, the world is up. The
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nerds are listen, the world's crazy. Stanford, They've got the
smartest people in the world. They're storm in the field
after knocking off terrible Florida State, Vanderbilt and the and
listen the nerds down there Georgia Tech. Hey, there's seven
to zero. First time since nineteen sixty six when they
were and they were rank seventh in the country. Districson.
I mean, it's kind of crazy what's going on in
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college football. And if you said to me today, and
I've been doing this a long time, I cannot tell
you today who the best team is in the SEC.
You know, normally I always tell you, hey, give me
three weeks or so you kind of weeded out and
got to get a feel for it. And we're coming
up now, and listen almost towards Halloween, and if you said, Pat,
who was the best team in the SEC? I'd go,
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you know, I don't know. I mean, you know, he
came in Alabama, the team got smacked by Florida State.
I don't know they're playing well that A and M.
They haven't won anything in forever. I still don't believe
in Texas. They got by Kentucky in overtime. Maybe it's Georgia.
They they survived crazy Lane kivin. Oh, by the way,
how about that. I speak just to show how the
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world is Lane Kippen, who I love to death. I mean,
he trolls Everybody's a great offensive coach. During the week,
they said, hey, you know who burns off more calories
during the game. You are Kirby Smart at Georgia and
Lane Kiffen. And the press coming this during the week said, well,
that's a really great question because I just looked up
on the screen and saw Kirby Smart's press conference. Then
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look like he's been burning off many calories. I'm like, oh,
there's a shot before you go between the hedges. And
then Lane puts out on social media he's doing hot
yoga with a pair of hot babes, and he goes
yet a little hot yoga before the big game today,
And so what happens. He blows a big lead in
the fourth court of the Kirby Smart, the Dogs win,
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and then Kirby Smart goes to the press conference after
the game, starts asking all the questions and at the
end he goes and oh, by the way, one more thing,
I'd like to thank Lane Kiffin for giving me some
certificates for some hot yoga, and then walks right, offic
I mean, this is the greatest unbelievable reality show of
all time Southern Pride football. But great games this week,
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Missouri Vanderbilt, you got old miss Oklahoma A and m LSU.
I mean, I tell you what I tell you this
every week we'll get together next week and there is
no telling what we're gonna be talking about. Tell it's unbelievable,
impossible to figure out.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Keeps topping itself every week to pack.
Speaker 14 (25:20):
Gonna be telling you something. And when you get to
that final day and you finally say I'm done with
this radio gig, and you put your feet up and
you got that great Woodford reserve and one ice cube,
you're gonna look back at this football thing go. You know,
Pac has been talking about this nonsense for thirty some
odd years. He's right. There is no telling what the
world's gonna have. This gonna be great. But congratulations, my man.
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I'm really proud of you and Billy and Jackie, the
whole crew that men. You guys are been awesome, awesome,
awesome and just an amazing, amazing run. It's been cool
to be a small part on the side watching guys
rock and roll. Man, it's been unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Well, we appreciate you, appreciate you, pack, appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Man, you gotta will talking get you Next week there's
a man, mister Mark Piker. All right, damn well, let's
play our wordy word game one eight hundred Big show
you told free Line, get a couple of contestants and
plain next good Wednesday morning, and it's a big show
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on the radio. When I feature track from the Make Show,
Big Box Partner, Junior Nation Band, Trailer Park, Halloween, Keywords,
Trainer Park, Hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot Com. Right now, let's fly what everybody's head about
the bad Okadhere, let's meet the contestants. We got Stores
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from Baxley, Georgia. Good morning, Stewart, good morning, welcome buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
We got Amy from Corman, Kentucky. Good morning, Amy, Good morning,
John Boys, good morning. All right, Well, Amy, there's Stewart
down in Georgia. Steward, there's Amy. I'm in Kentucky.
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Hey, y'all.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Right, so let's I go to Boys against the girls.
It'll be John Boy and Stewart, Tater and Amy, all right, right,
all right, yor for me, it looks like random words
on the old word tablet. Random words. Okay, so Amy,
you and Taylor relaxed to see what me and Stewart
can do for the first thirty seconds. All right you ready, Stewart, Yes, sir, okay,
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start the clock now. It's fourteen to twelve. That's the
blank of the ball game. I don't know nothing about
just the what this points?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
What's the blank?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Who won?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
What's the final blank?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Score?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
She marries the groom. She's the yeah, uh huh, your
nose is on your uh huh, you grow this hair
on your chin?
Speaker 14 (28:21):
Your teeth?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
What go tea? No? No, yeah, wrong word?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
All right, Stuard, thanks for the nice conversation about you
not knowing any boys while we're the game.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That's all right. Put a three. I don't leslie.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
What happens with Tater and Amy? All right? Amy?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
You ready, yes, sir and go.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Santa Claus has this on his face, Beard, you and baseball?
This one he throws the ball to the batter. It's
called a What.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
We take that?
Speaker 5 (29:01):
Well, what does the pitcher do?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (29:04):
The pitcher?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
No, they're being they're being picky. It was a fast blank.
It was a fast blank, a curve blank.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Okay, hey, I uh.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
You need to eat three blanks a day, Neil.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
All right, what it was?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
The word was pitcher and I was saying, well, the
word is is? I mean, the word was pitch right, pitch?
And she said picture, you just pick that out of that.
So I read land and said go ahead and give
it to her. But it was a little late because
that was still kind of mad. So but but enough
about what's going on. Inside my head.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Okay, okay, follow us three to three? All right, good
as anybody's game.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, put pitch back up there, all right, Come on, Steward,
let's have fun with thirty seconds. Yeah, you game here? Okay,
all right, start the clock now. Birds are in? Yeah,
uh huh. A deer I'm going. I'm out in the
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woods trying to get a deer. I am a hunter. Yes,
uh huh. Your your bones are covered with this, your
flesh is your yeah, uh huh. Salute the American.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Bank, Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Tell me a blank at bedtime, tell me a bedtime
blank story. Yeah, James blank, secret agent fun.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, that a boy, Steward, We put a six on that.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Three.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
I'm happy as I can be, right.
Speaker 12 (30:36):
Now, may.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
Not?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Boy Otainer and Amy, y'all get six in?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That will tie?
Speaker 1 (30:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Seven will win? Ready? Amy?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Sure and go a banana blank? It's a dessert, a
banana blank pudding. No, I'm sorry, it's ice cream and
bananas and fudge. A banana blank slip? Yes, the blank
beneath my wings, the blank bins, Yes, I blank you
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three dollars? You blank me? No, you blank me?
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Three dollars?
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Give it back oh yep.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
And apples and bananas are all what fruits?
Speaker 12 (31:22):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (31:24):
How we beat you?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
We beat you four on the board. Stewart wins nine
to seven.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Sorry, that's okay, Well.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Ain't you sweet? We appreciate you playing with us. Amy,
you have a great dealth and corbone will get you
down the road. All right, baby, alrightdy, thank you, John Boy,
all right, thank you so much. And Stoard look at
you down back. So the Georgia late bloomer coming through
in win of that prize by gradulations.
Speaker 14 (31:54):
I'm a lost, Margaret, my friend said I was.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
The morning I got the big showing the radio be
request for John Boy Donovan Godwin Senior out of Mobile, Alabama.
See what Donovan says, Love all your bits will miss
the whole studio.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Even Robert D.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Rayford diaryl Gary music is one of my faves. Let's
hear one of his. You got it Donovan coming up next.
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Good morning, let's a big showing the radio. Something you
would like to hear about this time after worthy word
Monday through Friday. Put us up on the John Boy
and Bill of Facebook page. My boy Donovan out of Mobile, Alabama.
His requests right here It's time for the Diary of
Gary Bausey.
Speaker 13 (33:04):
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beaucy well Diary. I've been
cogitating for a while now about merchandising the Bucy Superstar name.
I've tried Bubbling, Beaucy Cola, Bucy Burgers, even had my
name on a Nissan dealership. But it was time to
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look into stepping up my game. I tried my own
brand of coffee with Stained Choppers, Dark Roast fireworks with
Kabluo stead Bottle Rockets, personal hygiene with Uncle Gary's Blonde
Eye antal bleaching kit. They all went bust.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
But this time I think I.
Speaker 13 (33:45):
Got my finger on the pulse of America's appetite introducing
Scary Gary's Baboon Shine. Pop the cork and take a pull.
Guzz will till that belly's full. Saw your pants and
swing from a bone. You're liquored up on Baboon Shine. Oooh,
it's schimply delicious. Crazy Frankie and I traveled back to
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my hometown at Tulsa for the American Moonshine, Brewers and
Marketers Convention at a choice location right by the crappers.
That way we catch them coming and going. Now, I
thought we really had something special for the moonshine market.
Seems like everybody was doing these fruity drinks his strawberry
and mango and a watermelon. But the crowd I run
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with doesn't buy their easy tuck panties at Target and
drink bud light. Babboonshine is made with one hundred percent
fermented monkey spam. Has got a real funky kick to it. Now,
I was gonna call it monkey shines, but I wanted
to stick with the whole oon thing. Plus, if you
drink enough of it, your hind end gets red and
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swoll up like a baboon. The smell is wild, the
taste uncanny. Just wait till you see what it does
to your fanny.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Baboon Shine, baboon shine shawl.
Speaker 13 (35:07):
I thought I was thinking outside of the box here,
but a lot of other dudes had the same idea
regarding the whole oon thing. A bunch of retired hockey
players were hawking goon shine. There was one with gold
flakes called it tycoon Shine. There was one brood right
in the middle of freshwater lakes called pontoon Shine. They
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had a bottle of rot gut made with government rejected
corn and Joe Biden on the label called buffoon Shine.
There was one made by a bunch of hairdressers called
Vidal Sassoon Shine. There were shine served in an adorable
stuffed trash pandy called.
Speaker 4 (35:45):
A raccoon Shine.
Speaker 13 (35:48):
There was a creepy, murky looking mess called Creature from
the Black Lagoon Shine. One made a whale blubber called
harpoon Shine. They had a Chinese white lightning called crab
right moon Shine. Well, once you drank it, you get
thirsty for it again an hour later. And they had
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one booth hosted by two girls in string bikinis. It
was sponsored by Massingill called Poonshine. I believe if I
saw the girls had cold sores, I never had to
try it. There was booze to make you sad and
booze to make you chirpy, but don't drink the booze
that give you the harpie. Yeah, we made some sales.
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Diary folks are intrigued by our Novelty offered, we'd probably
done better if we had no overdent. It as the
sampling trying a good bit of everything. I was pretty
fond of that. Coconut and macaroon Shine, Crazy Frankie like
the hint of banana and sweat in the Gorilla Monsoon Shine.
But we met our dooe when we got into the
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spittoon Shine couldn't stop drinking it because it was all
in once ran gold gold golpe something screw it never
had moonshine. That was Chewy.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
Well Diary. I gotta ski Dad. Joey Bahar has taking
me to see her herpes doctor.
Speaker 13 (37:21):
Until next time.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
X'es and oose Gary.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Good morning. It's a big showing the Rady go. If
you like this for your Halloween. John Boyd bit the album,
it'd have been Bob's. The keywords trailer park bring up
as two A and boys, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (38:10):
The Junior Nation Band would like to share a special sound.
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Of the season.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
And when I say the season, I mean the go
to Hell's season known as Halloween. And nowhere does it
go to Hell faster or harder than Cassidy Double Wide World, Headquarters.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Of the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 12 (38:31):
This is another one based on all our experiences and it.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Goes exactly like.
Speaker 12 (38:38):
These nerve brecking younguns live and then the Trailer Park
are about to make me lose my mind. Halloween night
they dress up and back for candy. But Trumble's bullet
they got in mind.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
They used to be cuter in their little.
Speaker 12 (38:57):
Costumes back before they turn fIF team. Now there's underage
drinking and you can't tell what they're thinking. It's a
trailer park Ploween, trailer park Owloween, trailer Park pwl Away
went all this mendalism, they just mind end up in
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prison Traylor Park ple Away.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Now the irony of.
Speaker 12 (39:27):
The Junior Nation man complaining about somebody running around wild
and drunk is not lost on us.
Speaker 11 (39:34):
However, that does.
Speaker 12 (39:35):
Not mean these kids ain't wild or drunk, which they are.
They make a lot of noise, raise a lot of ruckuses.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Kevin folks quiet there.
Speaker 6 (39:49):
When they kicked the wrong guy.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
He runs up the door to chase them and kicks.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Them in the dairy.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Are they like to.
Speaker 12 (39:58):
Pull a keeper with the roll toilet paper they can.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Feed down right?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Mean, they're cruising for some trouble and we're about the
buster bubble on the trailer park hal Aways trailer Park
owl Aways, trailer Park Holloways two on for trigger treating.
Some of them could use a beating trailer.
Speaker 14 (40:25):
Park howl Aways.
Speaker 12 (40:27):
It's a trailer park Holloways, trailer park Halloways. When all
this vandalism, they just might end up in prison trailer
park hole Aways. And there you have it, our cautionary
tail of the season for all the pumpkin heads in
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the audience.
Speaker 6 (40:51):
Y'all act like you got some smarts.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Have a safe and happy.
Speaker 12 (40:56):
Halloween, and quit running my life.
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