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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. Mine
you onna kicking weekend off on us Saturday Morning. This
Saturday all about Tator, Yes.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It is.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Many of Tator's impersonations will be featured. I think it
last count about one hundred and twenty. Yeah, we look
at that and getting it together. Man's hope. God's on
a Saturday. We're gonna give you a little taste right
now with us. Top ten Liz Millet.
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Well, she's shot to the top of the big show
batting order just like a bottle rocketre you go, and
she's here to help us out with This Morning with Tater.
Moran's Top ten Celebrity impressions. Number ten The Funniest Man
in America James Gregory Ollo.
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I'll think all right too, Buch.
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Number nine, Comedian Phyllis Dillar. Number eight, The Godfather.
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Oh my my housba b I Love Me.
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Number seven John Travolta, Is this right?
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Is this right? Oma Go?
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Number six, drum Sling Blade, Carl Childers, You'll get your boy.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I ain't got no guy, yesh.
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Number five, Diva Whitney Houston.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
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My Number number four Cartman from South Park.
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Is a kid.
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I'm bet a big boat to get a big nick.
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Path Number three actor al Pacino, o't care, big bat.
Some of these are more fully formed than others. Who yeah.
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Number two Casey caseum.
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And now a long distanced the case and that pet No, that's.
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How Patina keep a feat on the ground and keep
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Stick ippently, don't start helping.
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Now oom again.
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And Tater Branz Number one celebrity impression Jump Madden. We're
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In this National weather Person's Day just also known as
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National weather Man's Day, here to celebrate. We're thinking it's
called Mad Max on Mad Max Morning Max.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
How's it going, I'm mattering frog hair split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I all boys listening up today? I want to have
a word of prior with the weather people on the
TV news. They've started doing something that really bugs me.
In a time, somebody called him out on it. I'll
be a huggle bird. When you watch the TV weather,
they're always he showing off some hot new gadget or gizmo.
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They can show you how heavy the rain is, you
can see where the lightning strikes are happening. Why they
could even show you what the radar is gonna look
like thirty minutes from now. All right, First of all,
I'm calling bulldooty on this radar.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
From the future just ain't no rocket sign. How does
the radar know where the clouds are gonna be in
thirty minutes? If there ain't no clouds for the radar
to bounce off of you, now, stupid? Do they think
we all everybody's all hot and bothered about fake news?
Nobody says boo about fake radar. But that's a minor
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nitpick compared to what really fries my bacon. How they
present this high tech weather report to us on TV?
All right, here's how it goes. The Bakerman throws it
too cloudy maconwk face in the person Alert Storm Team
Weather Center, which is a guy standing in front of
a great, big, flat screen TV. He points at stuff
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on his TV and tells you about it on yours. Now,
help me out here. Why am I sitting in front
of my TV watching a guy that's on TV pointing
stuff on another TV? I mean, if the good stuff
is on the TV, he's pointing that. Why don't y'all
just put what's on his TV det on my TV set?
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In fact, I don't need to see cloudy my talk
face on the screen at all. The mediorologist is always
a goofy, is looking goober on the whole Action News
First teams. Why he went to weather schools some of
modeling schools? Now he ain't paid to be pretty. He's
paid to know if it's gonna rain or not. Why
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I want to watch some goofball stand in front of
a TV and point I'll invite my brother in law
over to watch the Bristol race.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
In other words, my big old bunk.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
One more thing, could y'all nerve rackers leave the extended
forecast on the screen long enough for a normal human
being to read it? Cause five seconds was plenty when
the forecast only went three days out, but now it
goes ten days out. Some of us need more than
five seconds to sort through a week and a half
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of highs and loads and range ants. If you're gonna
gather all this info, how about giving us a chance
to look at it. My wife says, I'm starting to
sound like some grumpy old fart down at the waffle house. Well,
I'm grumpy, I'm old, and I fared after I ate
it the waffle house. But if the first alert storm
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team would just cheer down a little bit, we'd get
along just fine. Of course, as my daddy used to say,
if ifs and butch we're candy and nuts, we'd all
have a merry Christmas. I ain't asking for much, just
knock off the future, radar our crap. Show me what's
happening right now? Put what's on your screen on my screen.
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Don't stand in front of three days of the ten
days and leave it up there, Plora, then put us
can you do that? Good? Let's set out, shut up,
quitn't run in my life. You all have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Not the biggest celebration we had in mind there, but
it's good work here, buddy. Well, let's play the current
events quiz Bentley, what are we dealing with?
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The Guinness Book recognizes a new world record in a
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Had Yeah, God didn't take it real well, room temperature pudding.
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come time.
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Quiz And we got Brandy from Altus, Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Good morning, Brady, Good morning.
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Hey man. Welcome Ay Brady. Listen to Billy and win
this prize. Pick well.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Sixty three year old Kumari Nayak of Odisha, India is
about to be inducted into the Guinness Book of World
Records for the having the most digits in the world.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
She was born with a remarkable nineteen toes and twelve fingers.
Needless to say, she's taken a lot of teasing and
abuse over the years. In fact, some of her more
superstitious neighbors call her a witch. The government officials in
India recently heard about the woman's story and have offered
her housing assistance and a small pension, and they also
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hope to educate the neighbors that she's not a witch.
She's just a perfectly nice lady.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Kamari says.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
One of the many daily challenges she faces is a
constant steers and whispers b finding shoes that fit or C.
When she plays with her grandchildren, one of her piggies
has to go we we we we we we we
we we we we we we we.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Brady, what you got? I'm gonna go with a with a.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
God it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh Brady, you did not pass the quiz. It is
always C. But you will be our first on the
Wall of Shame for twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
So we'll be thinking about you thereon Alto Oklahoma for
a while. All right, thank.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You, bless your heart, Jack, you said, Brady said, He's
not usually up at this time of the day. Yeah, today,
all right, we made it to February fifth before our
first loose on the current.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, all right, let's get back on that windness Street tomorrow.
I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Be good Wednesday morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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Were Gold Bonus Top ten Liz, Good morning, everybody got
the big should the radio. Hey y'all remember like it
was last week or so. Got those pictures in and
a letter about the guy who got married at the
Redneck wedding. If like coon dogs are part of your ceremony.
He had live chickens out in the yard.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Chainsaw was in.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, he did a cool ice sculpture for his bride there,
but everything's like that well one on that vein. I
just got this in. Hey, guys, love listening to you all.
The morning's own way to work, y'all.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Real hoot.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Anyway, I just had to respond to your redneck weddings
talking about I once performed a real life redneck wedding,
and during the whole ceremony, I kept waiting for Jeff
Foxworthy to jump out and tell me I's a redneck
on candid camera. I would like to share a few
of the highlights with you. He said, he performed the wedding,
so I guess. I guess he was doing to marry him.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
If the bride's bouquet is held together with a hair scrunchy.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Eli we are.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
If the wedding cake is.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Served on a piece of cardboard covered by aluminum foil.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Freshness.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
If all the women come dressed in their best moo moos.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
If the bride only has in her top teeth.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
If the groom is complaining that his socks and underwear
are still damp from the dryer, If during the whole
ceremony they do not turn off NASCAR, but only mute
the sounds.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
She might be, but I'm guessing they did turn on
the closed capture.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
You know, my mother owns a wedding business and we've
been to many. She's hosted many. A red Randy has
some story some of the stuff. We had a groom
whose father in law I guess it'd be the bride's
father's father. Give it a broad away, I guess came
to the ceremony wearing an Earnhardt T shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Who's why it is good and would not change.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
This is the same wedding that we noticed that. You know,
the bride who's wearing white. You could see there's orange
undergarments bright shining through. We asked if she might consider,
you know, changing, She wasn't wearing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Under so what was the orange? Yeah, redhead.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
We've had them show up without shoes.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
You need to get the time out.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
We've had fist fights breakout during a ceremony.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, so that doesn't happen that all.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
We've had fights break out between the bride and the groom,
physical fights during the cake present.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know where they give me that little bit, please,
what you're trying, it's all he's with.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
The groom thinks Oh, this would be funny. I'm gonna
smear it on her face and no, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Good morning wedding.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, well, hey, have you got something?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
This be a good project for y'all. Y'all share some
with us. Teeter's just thinkful. Randy did mention her family's name.
I got married at the county jail. I got married
at the county jail. I did not know that. No, no, no,
it was our decision. Yeah, we wanted to catch it
when she came out to drunk time on the rebound
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that he called.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Wait, were you the husband or the.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm looking forard to meeting first one? Alright? Then all right?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Nobody touched nobody. See this is how fights started at
the wedding like that.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
Good morning and Billy and Bella, Tyler and Jacket ran
Dad Glass.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We go, all right.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And we have.
Speaker 10 (17:31):
It's time for life with Carl, brought to you by
the makers of hard graves, potted meat, chock full of
peckers and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Hey, Carl, how's your day?
Speaker 6 (17:53):
I know when you say that that things didn't go
your way?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
What's wrong? Carl? You can tell me M.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Kindly had a brush with the law today.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You didn't kill anyone again, did you? If you did,
I forgive you as long as it's no one.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
I know.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
I don't reckon I need to kill nobody.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Well that's good. So what happened?
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Well, I just had working on that old tractor at
the Martin ranch arm. This feller pulls up in a sedan,
dressed in suit clothes, sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Kind of like the men in Black.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
Yes, i'm He comes over Iron. He tells me he's
with the government. He needs to inspect the property to
see if they're growing illegal drugs. I said, well, suit yourself,
but whatever you do, don't go in that field over yonder.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
He got all hot under the collar. He pulled a
badge out of his pocket.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Diron stuck it in my face. He says, see that's here,
it's badge. Here means I'm allowed to go wherever I want,
whenever I want. No questions asked, Do you understand.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
He sounds like a government man. What did you say?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Nothing? I just nodded and let him go on about
his business.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
I finally got that old tractor started there, but it
didn't sound quite right. There's a high pitch squealing I
turned it off, but I kept hearing that squealing. That's
when I saw government man running for his life out
in that field.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
He must have been doing the squealing, yes, And.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I don't blame him one bit. Rancher Martin's Prize long
horn bull brutus. He was hot on his heels, bearing
down on him with every step, and I figured I
better help him out.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
What did you do, Carl? He didn't kill it, did you?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
No, ma'am? I went over the fence. Show him your badge,
Show him your badge.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Ain't it work?
Speaker 11 (20:08):
Nope?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Kield him.
Speaker 10 (20:13):
Life with Carl is filmed before a live studio audience.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
Why did you show the bill your badge?
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Fur?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Why don't you show the bullier band furn? This makes
you on the radio? Jump up, Ben and.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Tyler, Penners, Ran and Jackiet and you listening?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (20:31):
How you are listening to throw of the funniest guys
on the radio. And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh? Hello, good morning?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
This Big Show on the radio continue to flow about
thirty minutes ago. I want to stop ten listen about
a redneck wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
First come was that what sending in a tree can marriage?
And then comes no trees?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
First red Neck Wednesday, we get the Redneck babies a
fall along here with the Stop.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Ten list, Good Morning, Big Show, it's on the radio. Here.
Forgot to make fun of the way Randy was dressed yesterday.
I know we used to.
Speaker 12 (22:04):
Don't forget that had a white pants and like a
white golf shirt. He looked like one of those insane
asylum orderlies. That's who I kept thinking of. For some reason,
I kept thinking, remember Terminator too. Yeah, I remember the
part where they had Sarah Connor. She was in in
the asylum and they had her strap to the bed.
I remember the guy that came in looked her over
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and licked her on the face, and then she whipped
him and got away.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's the guy I kept thinking of.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Shut up your logo on it. Well, that didn't help
the guy that licked Linda Hamilton.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
See there's a silver lining in this story.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It's like she went to grab you with her legs
and show you all right, Hey, we got a faxt
ind Top ten list. This is not a John Boy
Billy original, but just close enough.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
It's our buddy Jim Clark at Go one of four
in Wilmington, North Carolina. It's an interesting list, and we
kind of added a couple to it. The top ten
two syllable words first spoken by redneck babies.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Now there's an interesting one. Why I thought about us?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
All right? Here they are number ten, eye all all right,
number nine, transam number eight, go braves number seven, Hey, y'all,
number six, earn Hart number five, football number four, save
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up number three, free birds number two, some beach, and
the number one two syllable word first spoken by redneck babies.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
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Speaker 8 (24:35):
I don't even know how you come up with something
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Speaker 2 (24:38):
Boy, John that Nashville is a genius.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
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that first, y'all. Inventor Nolan Bushnell is seventy seven years old.
He invented you know what he invented.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
He was the founder of Atari.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
He also was the Chuck E Cheese guy.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, see, I was shocked about that. He invented the
computer game Pong. Of course, that's first game we ever played,
and then did that with a tar sold that in
nineteen seventy six for twenty eight million.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Sorry, he said, you don't really need robot animals playing musically.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
The following year he opened the first Chucky Cheese restaurant,
and he later sold that enterprise as well. So I
guess he going no electronics with the electronic band. Of course,
Maddie my Son is his favorite band. And by the way,
Maddy's birthday is coming up on the thirteenth, and we're
having this Chucky Cheese party the Monday after that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
All right, we'll all invited. I wouldn't go to Chuck
E Cheese when my daughter was going out. I won't
hold a place for you.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'm so worry for Maddie to get married because I
wanted to have his bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm definitely there for.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
That now now, okay, yes, usually you know you getting
to grow out of Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That may man, he's thirty, still having his party.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Chee you go boy, he loves it.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And with that in mind, how about one of our
favorite all time tunes from Tim Wilson.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I got combat training from overseas.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Now I'm the boucher at the Chunky Cheese.
Speaker 13 (26:21):
I think I'd rather do a year in jail than
another afternoon in Junkie Cheese Hell. Chunky Cheese Hell.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I'm in Chunkie Cheese. Hell. We tater do a snot.
Speaker 13 (26:34):
Nose climb tail in Junkie Cheese Hell. Mama drives chippers
at the Chunky Mall. Watch he's in waller and some
plastic bowls. The band sucks and the papas is cold
and you eat it with a slubber in four year
old in Chokie Cheese's Hell, pupe with pepper on east
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heel smells the same. You waste a pay check on
a video game lined up about the door like the
stones are in town. Ain't enough junky ash whippings to
go around to. Chunky cheese Hell, I'm in chunky cheese hell,
squalling young AND's a ski ball bell in chokye cheese Hell.
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I did two tours of duty in Vietnam, fighting jungle
rock and breathing hey palm, but they couldn't torture me hat,
as well as a birthday party in chunky cheese Hell.
Chokie cheese Hell, I'm in chunkie cheese hell. Little Neil
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Young in.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It all right, Hi, save you some cold pizza and
warm beer.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Raddy, Come on, you'll love it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Hey hright, Well, let's play worthy word one eight hundred
Big show you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants team up and play next. Good Morning, it's
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You check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Does he ver quest coming off the wall in minutes.
But right now I had to have everybody's head about
the bed.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
The better worry where gonna worry where?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
We got Christy from Middleton, Virginia. Good morning, Christy, oh hello.
And we got Jimmy from Pollock, Texas. Good morning, Jimmy, Hey,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
All right, y'all, welcome Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're on the Tater and Randy team, Christy on the
John Boyn Milla side. We'll do two rounds, lucky y'all.
All right, so Jimmy, you relax, Me and Christy will
go for round one.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
All right, all right, you ready, Christy poor? All right, baby?
Well here we go. Start the clock.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Like when you're addicted to drugs, they send you to.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, alrighty, Hey, I'm gonna tell you how good I am.
I am going to blank on myself. Wo yeah, all right.
I just said, like when you hooked on drugs, they
say you have an.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Uh no, what's see?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yes, all right, there you pop a cork and drink
this sparkly beverage.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yes, all right, not today, but this evening.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh bad, Christy. Well we put a four on the board.
All right, of the four score, and now Jimmy and
Tater for the round one? All right, you ready, Jimmy,
let's go, all right, begging, I'm on that last one go.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Johnny Carson hosted The Blank Show.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Goodnight You.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
When you write a book about yourself, it's called.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
A what biography.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
The dog is just being he is what snarling? He
is just sid blank was this guy's last name. It's
meaner than me. He's just snarling and he's just be
careful bigger, bigger word for it needs the same thing.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Jimmy, put a two on the board. Strategy, we throw
it over to them.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
All right, Christy, you're up with Billy. Are you ready?
Bigging them on that last one go?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
The dog is beyond mean, he's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
He's what there you go.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Clark can't turns into this hero.
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He wears a cape. Yep.
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There we go, John Boyd Milly, Yeah, mad Man, Hey Max,
I've been watching TV for the last two weeks and
I'm just as mad as I can get. Oh the
sexual harassment thing, No, I'm still upseting that Liz didn't
invite me to her wedding. Of course, that's what I'm mad.
I fout she watches Judge Thomas stuff. Yeah, all of
(35:17):
a sudden, everybody's talking about sexual harassment or is it
sexual harassment? No wonder people can't agree on what it is.
They can't even get together on how to pronounce it.
Is it harris or is it harass? For harasses what
they kept talking about before it was over, it was
almost his items. I'll tell you one thing, I ain't
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never seen a man get in so much trouble over eyes.
He didn't give he just see what happened if he
had a score. Old Senator Biden probably took a gun,
just blowed his brains out right. Darryl Ceasepad, my big
gold buck said, and looking at him. What was Ted
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Kennedy doing on the ethics panel anyway? As your nephew,
will it doing? Their uncle feel good? Man can't waiting
for him to call Ted affairs an expert witness. So tellents, Ted,
how do you do it? But all these fat, ugly,
whiny congress women and feminists on TV crying about, oh,
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what's been going on for years? It's about time somebody
brought it out in the open. Hey, take it easy,
our sex pot from the look so you, I'd say,
sexual harassments the last thing.
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You gotta worry about.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Sitting here watching somebody looks like you talking about sex.
I'm the one feeling harassed. All these whiny feminists keep
talking about how the fight against sexual harassment is a
battle for the rights of all Americans men and women.
Yeah right, my butt. Look a man's gonna go to court.
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If a woman that worked peaches him on the hind,
the woman I worked with always winking in me and
rubbing up against me, I wouldn't quit my job. I'd
put in for overtime. Get some mad women say they
want the sex's treated equal at work. Every notice. All
these women that talking about wanting to be one of
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the guys already look like one of the look on
some of these brawls. I just assumed peach one of
the guys on the boat. And now, what's the last
thing women was bitching about wanting to be in combat.
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Remember that.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Now, if they can't hagging in the secretarial pool, how
they gonna cut it on a battle feet. Oh, I'm
just as brave as a man. I don't mind the
machine gun fire and the nerve gas and the scud missiles.
But make them quit hollering talks about my brass sides
looking fun loving knuckleheads and running in my Iraqi prison catch.
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They're noted for their sensitivity to the plight of women.
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Know the nies. My god, you know what it is,
I tell you.
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Sid damn lesbians. I said it before I say it again.
Lesbians act like they're the most miserable human beings on
the place of the earth. I ain't gonna be satisfied.
They get hold them in together and ship a mat
on some moon rock. My kissing man, lesbianst just another
case of a woman trying to do a man's job.
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Quit trying to be a man. Quit trying to make
a man like a woman. Get off the news, back
on Oprah where he.
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Belong to, Quit burning my life. Gon Mard Betley, y'all have.
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A nice duff.
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Speaker 7 (04:32):
How's it going, I'm mattering frog hair split three ways? Wait,
that's how fine?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I all boys listening up today? I want to have
a word of prior with the weather people on the
TV news. They've started doing something that really bugs me.
In a time, somebody called him out on it. I'll
be a huggle bird. When you watch the TV weather,
they're always he showing off some hot new gadget or gizmo.
(05:03):
They can show you how heavy the rain is, you
can see where the lightning strikes are happening. Why they
could even show you what the radar is gonna look
like thirty minutes from now. All right, First of all,
I'm calling bulldooty on this radar.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
From the future just ain't no rocket sign. How does
the radar know where the clouds are gonna be in
thirty minutes? If there ain't no clouds for the radar
to bounce off of you, now, stupid? Do they think
we all everybody's all hot and bothered about fake news?
Nobody says boo about fake radar. But that's a minor
(05:41):
nitpick compared to what really fries my bacon. How they
present this high tech weather report to us on TV?
All right, here's how it goes. The Bakerman throws it
too cloudy maconwk face in the person Alert Storm Team
Weather Center, which is a guy standing in front of
a great, big, flat screen TV. He points at stuff
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on his TV and tells you about it on yours. Now,
help me out here. Why am I sitting in front
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stuff on another TV? I mean, if the good stuff
is on the TV, he's pointing that. Why don't y'all
just put what's on his TV det on my TV set?
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In fact, I don't need to see cloudy my talk
face on the screen at all. The mediorologist is always
a goofy, is looking goober on the whole Action News
First teams. Why he went to weather schools some of
modeling schools? Now he ain't paid to be pretty. He's
paid to know if it's gonna rain or not. Why
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I want to watch some goofball stand in front of
a TV and point I'll invite my brother in law
over to watch the Bristol race.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
In other words, my big old bunk.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
One more thing, could y'all nerve rackers leave the extended
forecast on the screen long enough for a normal human
being to read it? Cause five seconds was plenty when
the forecast only went three days out, but now it
goes ten days out. Some of us need more than
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of highs and loads and range ants. If you're gonna
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to look at it. My wife says, I'm starting to
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I'm grumpy, I'm old, and I fared after I ate
it the waffle house. But if the first alert storm
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team would just cheer down a little bit, we'd get
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happening right now? Put what's on your screen on my screen.
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Don't stand in front of three days of the ten
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Quiz And we got Brandy from Altus, Oklahoma.
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Good morning, Brady, Good morning.
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Hey man. Welcome Ay Brady. Listen to Billy and win
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Sixty three year old Kumari Nayak of Odisha, India is
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Huh.
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She was born with a remarkable nineteen toes and twelve fingers.
Needless to say, she's taken a lot of teasing and
abuse over the years. In fact, some of her more
superstitious neighbors call her a witch. The government officials in
India recently heard about the woman's story and have offered
her housing assistance and a small pension, and they also
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hope to educate the neighbors that she's not a witch.
She's just a perfectly nice lady.
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Kamari says.
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So we'll be thinking about you thereon Alto Oklahoma for
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I don't worry about it.
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Were Gold Bonus Top ten Liz, Good morning, everybody got
the big should the radio. Hey y'all remember like it
was last week or so. Got those pictures in and
a letter about the guy who got married at the
Redneck wedding. If like coon dogs are part of your ceremony.
He had live chickens out in the yard.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Chainsaw was in.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Well, he did a cool ice sculpture for his bride there,
but everything's like that well one on that vein. I
just got this in. Hey, guys, love listening to you all.
The morning's own way to work, y'all.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Real hoot.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Anyway, I just had to respond to your redneck weddings
talking about I once performed a real life redneck wedding,
and during the whole ceremony, I kept waiting for Jeff
Foxworthy to jump out and tell me I's a redneck
on candid camera. I would like to share a few
of the highlights with you. He said, he performed the wedding,
so I guess. I guess he was doing to marry him.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
If the bride's bouquet is held together with a hair scrunchy.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
Eli we are.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
If the wedding cake is.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Served on a piece of cardboard covered by aluminum foil.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Freshness.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
If all the women come dressed in their best moo moos.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
If the bride only has in her top teeth.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
If the groom is complaining that his socks and underwear
are still damp from the dryer, If during the whole
ceremony they do not turn off NASCAR, but only mute
the sounds.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
She might be, but I'm guessing they did turn on
the closed capture.
Speaker 8 (14:36):
You know, my mother owns a wedding business and we've
been to many. She's hosted many. A red Randy has
some story some of the stuff. We had a groom
whose father in law I guess it'd be the bride's
father's father. Give it a broad away, I guess came
to the ceremony wearing an Earnhardt T shirt.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Who's why it is good and would not change.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
This is the same wedding that we noticed that. You know,
the bride who's wearing white. You could see there's orange
undergarments bright shining through. We asked if she might consider,
you know, changing, She wasn't wearing.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Under so what was the orange? Yeah, redhead.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
We've had them show up without shoes.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
You need to get the time out.
Speaker 8 (15:38):
We've had fist fights breakout during a ceremony.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Well, so that doesn't happen that all.
Speaker 8 (15:43):
We've had fights break out between the bride and the groom,
physical fights during the cake present.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know where they give me that little bit, please,
what you're trying, it's all he's with.
Speaker 8 (16:00):
The groom thinks Oh, this would be funny. I'm gonna
smear it on her face and no, don't do that.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Good morning wedding.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, well, hey, have you got something?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
This be a good project for y'all. Y'all share some
with us. Teeter's just thinkful. Randy did mention her family's name.
I got married at the county jail. I got married
at the county jail. I did not know that. No, no, no,
it was our decision. Yeah, we wanted to catch it
when she came out to drunk time on the rebound
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that he called.
Speaker 8 (16:35):
Wait, were you the husband or the.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I'm looking forard to meeting first one? Alright? Then all right?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Nobody touched nobody. See this is how fights started at
the wedding like that.
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Good morning and Billy and Bella, Tyler and Jacket ran
Dad Glass.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We go, all right.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
And we have.
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Hey, Carl, how's your day?
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I know when you say that that things didn't go
your way?
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What's wrong? Carl? You can tell me M.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Kindly had a brush with the law today.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You didn't kill anyone again, did you? If you did,
I forgive you as long as it's no one.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
I know.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
I don't reckon I need to kill nobody.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Well that's good. So what happened?
Speaker 11 (18:22):
Well, I just had working on that old tractor at
the Martin ranch arm. This feller pulls up in a sedan,
dressed in suit clothes, sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Kind of like the men in Black.
Speaker 11 (18:35):
Yes, i'm He comes over Iron. He tells me he's
with the government. He needs to inspect the property to
see if they're growing illegal drugs. I said, well, suit yourself,
but whatever you do, don't go in that field over yonder.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
He got all hot under the collar. He pulled a
badge out of his pocket.
Speaker 11 (18:55):
Diron stuck it in my face. He says, see that's here,
it's badge. Here means I'm allowed to go wherever I want,
whenever I want. No questions asked, Do you understand.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
He sounds like a government man. What did you say?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Nothing? I just nodded and let him go on about
his business.
Speaker 11 (19:18):
I finally got that old tractor started there, but it
didn't sound quite right. There's a high pitch squealing I
turned it off, but I kept hearing that squealing. That's
when I saw government man running for his life out
in that field.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
He must have been doing the squealing, yes, And.
Speaker 11 (19:37):
I don't blame him one bit. Rancher Martin's Prize long
horn bull brutus. He was hot on his heels, bearing
down on him with every step, and I figured I
better help him out.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
What did you do, Carl? He didn't kill it, did you?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
No, ma'am? I went over the fence. Show him your badge,
Show him your badge.
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Ain't it work?
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Nope?
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Kield him.
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Why did you show the bill your badge?
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Fur?
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This Big Show on the radio continue to flow about
thirty minutes ago. I want to stop ten listen about
a redneck wedding.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
First come was that what sending in a tree can marriage?
And then comes no trees?
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First red Neck Wednesday, we get the Redneck babies a
fall along here with the Stop.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Ten list, Good Morning, Big Show, it's on the radio. Here.
Forgot to make fun of the way Randy was dressed yesterday.
I know we used to.
Speaker 12 (22:04):
Don't forget that had a white pants and like a
white golf shirt. He looked like one of those insane
asylum orderlies. That's who I kept thinking of. For some reason,
I kept thinking, remember Terminator too. Yeah, I remember the
part where they had Sarah Connor. She was in in
the asylum and they had her strap to the bed.
I remember the guy that came in looked her over
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and licked her on the face, and then she whipped
him and got away.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
That's the guy I kept thinking of.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Shut up your logo on it. Well, that didn't help
the guy that licked Linda Hamilton.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
See there's a silver lining in this story.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
It's like she went to grab you with her legs
and show you all right, Hey, we got a faxt
ind Top ten list. This is not a John Boy
Billy original, but just close enough.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
It's our buddy Jim Clark at Go one of four
in Wilmington, North Carolina. It's an interesting list, and we
kind of added a couple to it. The top ten
two syllable words first spoken by redneck babies.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Now there's an interesting one. Why I thought about us?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
All right? Here they are number ten, eye all all right,
number nine, transam number eight, go braves number seven, Hey, y'all,
number six, earn Hart number five, football number four, save
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up number three, free birds number two, some beach, and
the number one two syllable word first spoken by redneck babies.
Speaker 10 (23:55):
Jump on.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
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that first, y'all. Inventor Nolan Bushnell is seventy seven years old.
He invented you know what he invented.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
He was the founder of Atari.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
He also was the Chuck E Cheese guy.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Yeah, see, I was shocked about that. He invented the
computer game Pong. Of course, that's first game we ever played,
and then did that with a tar sold that in
nineteen seventy six for twenty eight million.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Sorry, he said, you don't really need robot animals playing musically.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
The following year he opened the first Chucky Cheese restaurant,
and he later sold that enterprise as well. So I
guess he going no electronics with the electronic band. Of course,
Maddie my Son is his favorite band. And by the way,
Maddy's birthday is coming up on the thirteenth, and we're
having this Chucky Cheese party the Monday after that.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
All right, we'll all invited. I wouldn't go to Chuck
E Cheese when my daughter was going out. I won't
hold a place for you.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
I'm so worry for Maddie to get married because I
wanted to have his bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
I'm definitely there for.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
That now now, okay, yes, usually you know you getting
to grow out of Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That may man, he's thirty, still having his party.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Chee you go boy, he loves it.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
And with that in mind, how about one of our
favorite all time tunes from Tim Wilson.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
I got combat training from overseas.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Now I'm the boucher at the Chunky Cheese.
Speaker 13 (26:21):
I think I'd rather do a year in jail than
another afternoon in Junkie Cheese Hell. Chunky Cheese Hell.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I'm in Chunkie Cheese. Hell. We tater do a snot.
Speaker 13 (26:34):
Nose climb tail in Junkie Cheese Hell. Mama drives chippers
at the Chunky Mall. Watch he's in waller and some
plastic bowls. The band sucks and the papas is cold
and you eat it with a slubber in four year
old in Chokie Cheese's Hell, pupe with pepper on east
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heel smells the same. You waste a pay check on
a video game lined up about the door like the
stones are in town. Ain't enough junky ash whippings to
go around to. Chunky cheese Hell, I'm in chunky cheese hell,
squalling young AND's a ski ball bell in chokye cheese Hell.
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I did two tours of duty in Vietnam, fighting jungle
rock and breathing hey palm, but they couldn't torture me hat,
as well as a birthday party in chunky cheese Hell.
Chokie cheese Hell, I'm in chunkie cheese hell. Little Neil
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Young in.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
It all right, Hi, save you some cold pizza and
warm beer.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Raddy, Come on, you'll love it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Hey hright, Well, let's play worthy word one eight hundred
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Speaker 2 (28:59):
Does he ver quest coming off the wall in minutes.
But right now I had to have everybody's head about
the bed.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
The better worry where gonna worry where?
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Lets meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
We got Christy from Middleton, Virginia. Good morning, Christy, oh hello.
And we got Jimmy from Pollock, Texas. Good morning, Jimmy, Hey,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
All right, y'all, welcome Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're on the Tater and Randy team, Christy on the
John Boyn Milla side. We'll do two rounds, lucky y'all.
All right, so Jimmy, you relax, Me and Christy will
go for round one.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
All right, all right, you ready, Christy poor? All right, baby?
Well here we go. Start the clock.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Like when you're addicted to drugs, they send you to.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, alrighty, Hey, I'm gonna tell you how good I am.
I am going to blank on myself. Wo yeah, all right.
I just said, like when you hooked on drugs, they
say you have an.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Uh no, what's see?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yes, all right, there you pop a cork and drink
this sparkly beverage.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yes, all right, not today, but this evening.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Oh bad, Christy. Well we put a four on the board.
All right, of the four score, and now Jimmy and
Tater for the round one? All right, you ready, Jimmy,
let's go, all right, begging, I'm on that last one go.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
Johnny Carson hosted The Blank Show.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Goodnight You.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
When you write a book about yourself, it's called.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
A what biography.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
The dog is just being he is what snarling? He
is just sid blank was this guy's last name. It's
meaner than me. He's just snarling and he's just be
careful bigger, bigger word for it needs the same thing.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Jimmy, put a two on the board. Strategy, we throw
it over to them.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
All right, Christy, you're up with Billy. Are you ready?
Bigging them on that last one go?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
The dog is beyond mean, he's dangerous.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
He's what there you go.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Clark can't turns into this hero.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
He wears a cape. Yep.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
If you're if everybody in the world knows you, you are.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
A world what famous bam, yep.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
This is an airplane that doesn't have an engine.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
There you go, there you go.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Your couch usually has these. This is the part of
the couch you sit on. You can take them off
and put them on.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
Yeah, there you.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Go right away. Roller Christia nine on the boards. This
game is vicious. Alright, Jimmy and Randy seven will talk.
Oh yeah, we got this.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
We got this.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, alright, well here we go. Start the clock.
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Now, when you have one of these, you have a
light bulb goes off over your head.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
If you're really sexy, they say that you are.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
This a model is super keep keep keep it going,
keep it going. There working around and here we are.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Shees Elizabeth Taylor.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Was this Elizabeth Taylor? Was this super what?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
This is?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Super Hard magazine is No, Well, I'll tell you it
was trying to get you to say glamorous and not
too well.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Christina wins.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
The very ill.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I am starting to smell it.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Well, Jammy, you can play again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
We appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (33:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Have a great day down Pollock, Texas. Can I give
a shout out? Yes you can.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
I have to give a shot out to my beautiful wife,
my beautiful daughter and my wild little man hunter.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I bet they're all glamorous. Thank you, Jimmy. We appreciate you. Buddy.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
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Speaker 5 (33:38):
I enjoy this good.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Time of the
classic bit request.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
In the morning.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
We got Rodney Wall from Statesville, North Carolina, running guy
on the Wall. You know, with all this impeachment crap
going on, I'm reminded of the Clarence Thomas hearing and
all the BS it came along with that. So as
a remembrance, please play Mad Max on the Clarence Thomas hearing.
Thanks and hey, big man, let me hold a dollar, right, Roddie,
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get back into archives in the big box, Tate. You
found that, all right, rodding Your requests coming up next.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. So that's a
my request.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Longtime listener, Rodney Walls, Statesville, North Carolina, runs back Mad
Max calling in during the Clarence Thomas hearings. Let's go
back a little for this one.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
There we go, John Boyd Milly, Yeah, mad Man, Hey Max,
I've been watching TV for the last two weeks and
I'm just as mad as I can get. Oh the
sexual harassment thing, No, I'm still upseting that Liz didn't
invite me to her wedding. Of course, that's what I'm mad.
I fout she watches Judge Thomas stuff. Yeah, all of
(35:17):
a sudden, everybody's talking about sexual harassment or is it
sexual harassment? No wonder people can't agree on what it is.
They can't even get together on how to pronounce it.
Is it harris or is it harass? For harasses what
they kept talking about before it was over, it was
almost his items. I'll tell you one thing, I ain't
(35:41):
never seen a man get in so much trouble over eyes.
He didn't give he just see what happened if he
had a score. Old Senator Biden probably took a gun,
just blowed his brains out right. Darryl Ceasepad, my big
gold buck said, and looking at him. What was Ted
(36:02):
Kennedy doing on the ethics panel anyway? As your nephew,
will it doing? Their uncle feel good? Man can't waiting
for him to call Ted affairs an expert witness. So tellents, Ted,
how do you do it? But all these fat, ugly,
whiny congress women and feminists on TV crying about, oh,
(36:25):
what's been going on for years? It's about time somebody
brought it out in the open. Hey, take it easy,
our sex pot from the look so you, I'd say,
sexual harassments the last thing.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
You gotta worry about.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Sitting here watching somebody looks like you talking about sex.
I'm the one feeling harassed. All these whiny feminists keep
talking about how the fight against sexual harassment is a
battle for the rights of all Americans men and women.
Yeah right, my butt. Look a man's gonna go to court.
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If a woman that worked peaches him on the hind,
the woman I worked with always winking in me and
rubbing up against me, I wouldn't quit my job. I'd
put in for overtime. Get some mad women say they
want the sex's treated equal at work. Every notice. All
these women that talking about wanting to be one of
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the guys already look like one of the look on
some of these brawls. I just assumed peach one of
the guys on the boat. And now, what's the last
thing women was bitching about wanting to be in combat.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Remember that.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
Now, if they can't hagging in the secretarial pool, how
they gonna cut it on a battle feet. Oh, I'm
just as brave as a man. I don't mind the
machine gun fire and the nerve gas and the scud missiles.
But make them quit hollering talks about my brass sides
looking fun loving knuckleheads and running in my Iraqi prison catch.
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They're noted for their sensitivity to the plight of women.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Know the nies. My god, you know what it is,
I tell you.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Sid damn lesbians. I said it before I say it again.
Lesbians act like they're the most miserable human beings on
the place of the earth. I ain't gonna be satisfied.
They get hold them in together and ship a mat
on some moon rock. My kissing man, lesbianst just another
case of a woman trying to do a man's job.
(38:32):
Quit trying to be a man. Quit trying to make
a man like a woman. Get off the news, back
on Oprah where he.
Speaker 7 (38:38):
Belong to, Quit burning my life. Gon Mard Betley, y'all have.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
A nice duff.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
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Speaker 1 (39:48):
In the top ten countries that listen Germany, Italy, Albania, Indonesia, Australia,
and Brazil in number eleven. France went down four spots.
It was all excited about France being into the top.
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