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Uh hello, hello, yes, yes, Jeff Goldloom you know me
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I said by Biden.
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Of course, he was born into it, Billy Packer.
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I mean, you still got to be able to do it,
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Old James total one hundred and twenty miles and won
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Eighteen eighty two.
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Right on the outer side, waiting the kids up, Ben Show, Brad,
don'na lay something on our smaller audiences can good morning.
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It's a big showing the radio. Maybe kids got a
school shortened week with President's Day on Monday, Wake them up,
ears got Sherman Praddy, Big Show, Brad.
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Good day, fellow juveniles. Sherman pract the Big Show. Brat
here with today's topic, new toys and how to get them.
For centuries, kids were forced to play with rocks and sticks,
pretending to be cowboys and Indians. Then some brainiac finally
figured out that we were sick of that using our
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imagination crap and invented toys. Whoever you are, thank you here.
But the fact that the toys exist doesn't necessarily mean
you have them. But getting them a simple Believe it
or not. Your parents are not idiots. They know what
toys are popular and that you want them. Parents love
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to say now and if you beg and wine, they
feel like they need to keep from spoiling you, so
they make you go without. But here's the key. Don't
ask for them ever. Just wander around the yard picking
bark off the trees, carr down low hanging branches, pick
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the flowers off the rosebushes, stick holes in the yard.
Your parents will be horrified and ask you why you're
doing it. Look at them with a blank expression.
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And say.
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I'm bored. They'll tell you to play with your toys.
When they do, just shrug and tear another branch off
your mom's zella wist. Before you can say, oldle idiots,
you'll be on your way to Toys r US with
an open check book for new toys. Did you say
pure genius? Until next time. This is Sriman Bright reminding
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you it's a kid's world ruler.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Good morning, it's a big shoulder radio there. Somebody's up
over a temptation trailer here?
Speaker 10 (10:51):
Man? Hello? Hey? Is all it?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
All my life?
Speaker 10 (10:55):
I want to fight about it now?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Man John Moorebella here wait here you beg Old Henry
no driving, butt scratching, knuckle.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Popping, burger flicking hell looking pervert?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Well not much and wasn't he and Costan dead double wide.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
Couldn't say really m endevorad was done at the courthouse
all day.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh boy, who's in trouble now?
Speaker 10 (11:15):
I don't worry. It ain't nothing. It's Twitch be before
it works down the body shop with it's whole drunk,
got mouthy with him down it hoots a while back,
Twitch whooped up on him pretty good, got charged with assault.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
Woo.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
He asked me endeavor to come down and be his
character witness. How'd that go? God, it wasn't totally off.
I'll brace yourself. This ain't Twitch his first run in
with the criminal justice system. Hey, we've seen another familiar face.
While he is I, Oh yeah, who's that? Ben barn Hard?
Oh boy? Used to live in trailer next door to us,
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moved out by six months ago. Minas a dad burnt snake.
I'm glad to see him go with Eshually he is
going on con for killing his wife and her mom.
I told you is men, we sent Twitch back to
mind the shop so we can stay see what was
gonna have? No Ben there like, deb says, what's kind
of fun when they don't involve friends or family?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Man, what happened?
Speaker 10 (12:13):
Well, Brother Da got up to give us a opening talker,
and man, he was shelling down the corn ladies and gentlemen.
The state intends approved. Mister Barnhart has been unable to
control his explosive temper for many years, and then on
the night of January the fifteenth, during argument with his wife,
he attacked her with his hair carpenter's clawhammer mark People's
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exhibit A. All of a sudden, Debor jumped up out
of his chair and said you sorry, s ob. Judge says, order,
order in the cart. And after things quieted down, the
Da feller kept on going and we raw further prove it.
During the attack, mister Barnhart hit his wife on the
head with said hammer, killing her. Debord jumped up again,
said you sorry, no good. S ob Judge says, sir,
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if you interrupted, and I will ask you to leave,
then the DA says, and the state will further proved.
When mister Barnhart's mother in law tried to intervene during
the argument, mister Barnhart took that very same hammer and
killed her too. Debort jumps up and says, you dirty,
no good lying sob. Fellow Judge had but enough at
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that point, he says, bail, if remove that man boy
he ain't. Debort up by his collar and dragged him outside.
I got out there just in time to hear the
feller saying if I see you here again, I'm gonna
lock you up. Debor says, oh, you won't see nothing
on me. But you tell that judge. I hope that
load down. Sorry line no good. SOB gets everything that's
coming to him, I says, Delbert, what in the world
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is the matter with you? I know you never did
like old Ben, But how come you're getting so upset?
Debor says, cause that sucker lived next door to us
for putting there ten years. Every time I went over
and said can I borrow a hammer? He said, sorry,
I ain't got one.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Out of his best in a courtroom setting.
Speaker 10 (14:01):
He's bad to tell you the truth. We ain't found nowhere.
He does real good. Yeah, hey, that's not going to
run here.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Men.
Speaker 10 (14:07):
The mouth of the South is fixing to go to
work later on. Yeah, well, well you tell him, I said, Uh,
can know what you mean, y'all keep them straight up?
All right, Bye, it's.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
A big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
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This is George W.
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Bush, former President of the United States of America, and
uh to.
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The Republic for which it stands.
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And uh, let me just say this, John Boy and
Billy forgot what their eye or something.
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Listen to him the end.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Proud
of all of our big show kids, especially been in
a spotlight well for the last ten years really and
some before that. We talking about Stephen Curry. He beating
the girl on NBA All Star Weekend. Steph versus Sabrina
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got a cool belt there and it wasn't by many,
was it? But and Steph what his score was? He
did beat everybody else that was in the three point contest.
You know, there was a lot of those and Damian Lillard.
He ain't shoot from three You no know what you watching.
Jackie was talking about that. But Steph just had the
uh the deal with Sabrina and he did win.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
But she can't shoot. She can put him in, but
then the whole country can. She sure can.
Speaker 13 (16:14):
But you know, if I'm not mistaken, the very last
ball is the one he won with him.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I correct.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
He was scared of that a little bit.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (16:21):
Yeah, I texted him earlier that day and said, don't
let that little girl beat you tonight.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Now she was shooting from the NBA line. She wasn't
she just used it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Oh yeah, we were wrong back there, said hey, well
then before we had she was gonna be from the
w NBA line. But no, man, she was shooting from
the from the NBA allownement. Did get to use the
w NBA bobble. That's cool, man, you know, that's what
they do.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
And uh she said.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Afterwards she was proud to use her platform, but I
was wonder where the platform was. I guess just being
a good shooter for.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah, be able to I mean it was the first
time that they've ever done this. Yeah, and to be
able to compete on this kind of you know floor
or and then to bring awareness to her charity as well,
and all of it, and you know women in sports.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
And another big show kid, Jackie's boy Eric, he had
him a all Star weekend. Hot wife went to he's
from and.
Speaker 13 (17:17):
My son will succeed. That's something. It may not be
basketball in our family. He was a football guy, but
he will succeed. He got hammered drinking Stephan's Gentleman's Cut bourbon.
So they went to the after party after he hung
out with him over the weekend.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
You mean Stephan's brand a bourbon, not just a bottle.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
He had his brand, his brand, and we're giving it
a plug cause we want something.
Speaker 13 (17:51):
I got you, buddy, I know you're a big bourbon drinker.
So afterwards there was a bar and the Gentleman's Cut
was all over the bar and you could get a
drink or toy as my son did. And he sent
a picture and the belt that stepan one beating Sabrina
was on the on the top of the bar like
it looked like Rick Flair's belt.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Okay, grabbed it and ran out.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I do call him little John boy. So that.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Not to brag with my nephew.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
We all.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
We all enjoyed this weekend. The Tornado his signature drink.
It's where he goes up to the Uh. We were
at the pizza place and it's awesome. He mixed them
all for us. It was a Mountain dew and uh
and then like a cherry Phanta and a root beer.
That was the part that made it. Only you know,
put hair on your chest as.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
He knows what goes together.
Speaker 13 (18:48):
Who would have thought, we're she got to bring us
some of that too.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I could get it for you quicker than.
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Taylor Taman News in minutes, Big Show rolls on Good Morning,
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Hello.
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Award show this past weekend Sunday Night was the People's
Choice Award where the people make the decision.
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Uh huh and what can they do?
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How do we do?
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Os?
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Give you a recap because it was like three play
pages of winners.
Speaker 10 (19:54):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey had another big Sunday Let's
just say that couple years a week after they won
the Super Bowl, I mean he won the Super Bowl.
The team they took home multiple trophies Sunday Night. Taylor
was named Female Artist of the Year, Social Celebrity of
the Year, and Pop Artist of the Year, while Travis
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went home with his own trophy, Athlete of the Year.
Oh yeah, I said it, that's a category. Barbie was
another big winner with Movie of the Year, Comedy Movie
of the Year, and the Acting Owners Uh went to
Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and Ken Barbie and Ki Yes.
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Other winners included Ice Spice, Beyonce, Jennifer Aniston, and Pedro Pascal.
Adam Sandler received the People's Icon Award and Lenny Kravitz
got the Music Icon Award. Oh and here's a list
of other things. Yeah, they have, like the reality show view.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Is Lenny still married to that girl that was on
Cosby show?
Speaker 4 (20:56):
No, they broke up a long time ago ago. Yeah,
she married Aquaman and has divorced Aquaman since then.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That's not the one that got married to Mike Todson.
For a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Was no, no, no, no Lisa totally different.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, Lisa Kudro I.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Think no no no.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Friends.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Thanks Randy, because we love it when you, you know,
bring this down. T Taylor's doing so well. You just
couldn't stand it, did you.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
I was in there going what.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
You don't need to listen to him? You go ahead, baby,
you're doing great.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
So some other things, just because I know we weren't
gonna speak of her anymore, but she really is a
pretty pretty.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Phenomenal we're talking about Taylor.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, sorry, Taylor, the name who we weren't supposed to
say out loud. She gave to the GoFundMe page in
memory of Lisa Lopez Galvin, the DJ that was hit
in the attack on the at the Kansas City Parade,
the Chief's Parade from the two juveniles who were I
still don't know the full story if they were targeting people,
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I don't think so. Think it was a fight between
the two of them. But there was a go Fundme
page set up for this mother and for her children,
and she donated one hundred thousand to it. And then
Travis turned around and he donated one hundred thousand to
the fund that's set up for some girls who survived
the shooting but have medical expenses. They had to like
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restructure their legs because the bullet had gone through their legs.
So good people there, Donald.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Trump, that was just before you know.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I know I've been on Taylor so but from what
I've learned from you and other people, you know, she
has seems like a very nice person.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
No, you never said she wasn't a nice person. You
were just sick of the media.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Don't know her music? Yeah right, I can say on
some people. You know, football fans are tied, you know
them all. It's a nice looking girl. Look at her. No,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Better than seeing the you know, the the naked guy
in the stand with the paint on.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
I all right, no doubt, We're good.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I'm just real quick.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Want to let you know about Donald Trump. He did
lose the case in New York. He was charged to
three hundred and sixty million to pay the state. He's
appealing it, of course. So then the next news that
came out right after that was, oh, so he's found
a creative way to help pay that off, and he's
come out with his own line of sneakers. He saw that,
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he saw that that's part of it.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Old and have the American flag.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
He was in Philly at the Sneaker con and debuted
his custom branded sneakers. The shoes are shiny, like you said,
in gold with an American flag detail, and they're being
marketed as never Surrender high tops, all right, and they're
on sale for three ninety nine dollars about help.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
So it was running. So know about that?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
What about Jackie's cousin down there in Atlanta, Fanny, I.
Speaker 9 (23:52):
Don't know just.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
What have I paid?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
No, he just got a boyfriend, you know, like Amulin's
chaser lawyer to prosecute.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Trump Georgia and they were having an affairs.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
So yeah, I do know.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Any any news station you'll see, you'll see about that.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Fox News is when Flair was on. When I told
you the other night when Rick Flair was on Jessie Waters.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You know that, she the one.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Who said I am not on trial, whether you want
me to be or not.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, she's sitting in the witness box answering questions about her.
You know, technically you are on trial. It seemed like
a very competent district attorney. I can see what prosecute Trump.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
You seem like a nice person.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
And her boyfriend asked him, have you ever been to
wonder her houses or something? You don't have sex? He
sat there and looked in the air. We talked for
like about ninety seconds. If you're gonna lie, don't sit
like you're actually going through.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Let me say we did it there, and we did it. No, no, no,
we never did right there.
Speaker 9 (25:08):
Hey, I.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Appreciation you opened the door with Trump. You know that's see.
I tried, but I had fun bringing it.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I know how to bring them in.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Good work now maybe all right, everybody, wonderful job to do.
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out We're
not sure who has to test it. But in order
to comply with England's strict environmental regulations, manufacturers of this
essential personal hygiene product got approved that it is also edible.
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That was oilet So do we figure out why edible kids?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
It's because of their their sewer system. The sewer Systemah,
when toilet paper hits the water, it disintegrates.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Over there.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Couldn't they just put it in a cup of water
test it?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Well, let's move on with our lives. Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Since the proliferation of indoor plumbing in the US, the
number of deaths resulting from the bite of one of
these has steadily decreased. Since nineteen eighty three, the number
has fallen to three or less per year.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Ah, what is uh potty training? Your child?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Got three or less? Sounds about right?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
But no, what y'all got one? Eight hundred bigshell? You
told free line across America, we played John Boy Jeopardy.
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Next, Good Morning, It's a Big Show on the radio.
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Went to your Wednesday home day.
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Today's featured track from the Big Show bed Box ho
it sings five hundred.
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Miles and five hundred beers. Then on of the daytona
five hundred sere's your keywords?
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That's the way to say I love you, don't hurt.
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Right now, let's play yes life across America.
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It's John Boy Jeopardy. Wow wah A Now a man
who says he.
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Was bitten by Richard Simmons in nineteen eighty three. Sure
nobody died and there was no plumbing, but he's still
pretty dang.
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Tipped off about it. He's charmboying. That's a breaking that up.
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All right, that's a hey the handy out of China Grove,
North Carolina.
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Good morning, Andy, Good morning John Boy.
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Can I do a quick shout out?
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Well, of course you can to all of our service member,
active and retired law.
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Enforcement, Safety POPS, Fire Department, thank you for your service.
I had a boy, and we need to appreciate our
people like that more than ever what they're going through
out in the world. Man, it's unbelievable. Good good working
on the sosure right there. Thanks Ange. All right, body, well,
now you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy.
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Since the proliferation of indoor plumbing in the US, the
number of deaths resulting from the bite of one of
these has steadily decreased. Since nineteen eighty three, the number
has fallen to three or less per year. What could
it be, Andy, Well, that's a lot of big words
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for old touchy boys from trying to grow.
Speaker 14 (29:08):
But I think the answer to your question is what
are spiders?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
What are spiders? You say in the Jeopardy ways you anybody?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
I don't want to know? I don't.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Well, I guess that it kind of tells that man,
that's why does hang out there?
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No outhouses? Huh Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Most of the victims from that time frame were men. Yeah,
because well, men, let's just say, have dangly parts that
when they have a seat in the outhouse, that's where
it would get bitten. And a lot of men were
too embarrassed to see a doctor about it, you know,
and they died. Wow, that's how black widows got their nicknames?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
So many men? Is that that's where that game frustration?
That makes sense? Huh? All right, well up, okay, we
all we careful out there.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Andy, you got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning products made in the USA.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Head over to China grow for you that's awesome. Thank
you guys so much. Thank you Barny. You hang on
with jacket.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
All right as a plan, gonna jump out, catch you
up on your news right on the other side of
our time. Cat's over this February twenty first, and the
entry to the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 14 (31:07):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Well well, well, it's hardly a secret that men like
to do things in the most expeditious manner possible. Like
Eldas said, a little less conversation and a little more
action please, Or if that's too deep for you, remember
the words of Larry the cable Guy. Get all done, er,
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get our done. H I don't know. It must be
the regional thing, Rick. Regardless of your preferred philosopher, the
facts remain. If you want something done in the most direct,
least complicated way, call a man. Even the simplest chore
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like drive up banking, is simpler when done by an
average guy. Let me preach on it. A man will
put his window down when pulling up to the ATM
at the last stoplight. He already took his bank cut
out of his wallet and made the subtraction in his
check book. He pulls within inches of the machine. He
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punches in his pin, which he of course has memorized,
enters the cash amount and takes to withdrawal. He gets
his card in receipt and puts the window up as
he drives off. Simple right, Well, put that same task
in the hands of a woman and see what happens.
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Drive up to the cash machine, Put car in reverse
and back up the record. Quiet amount to align the
car window in the machine, set parking brake and put
the window down. Find purse, Dump all contents into the
passenger seat to locate your bank card. Put all the
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junk back in your purse. Tell the person you're talking
to on the cell phone that you will call them back,
and hang up. Attempt to put card into machine. Open
car door so you can reach the machine due to
its distance from the vehicle. Insert card, reinsert card the
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right way. Dump the contents out of your purse again,
and find your diary where you have your pin number
written down, but you don't remember which page. Enter pin number,
press cancel and re enter correct pin number. Enter amount
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of cash required, check makeup in rear view mirror. Put
stuff back in purse. Retrieve cash and receipt from machine.
Empty purse again to locate wallet and insert cash. Write
debit amount in the check register, place receipt in back
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of checkbook, recheck, makeup, drive forward two feet, put car
in reverse and back up to cash machine. Retrieve card,
dig through stuff from purse on passenger seat, find card
holder and replace card. Put car in drive and its stalls.
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Give a dirty look to the twenty five other drivers
waiting in line and honking. Restart engine and drive off
person you were talking to before. Drive two or three miles,
release parking break, go home and tell husband about the
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rude people behind you in line. See what I mean?
What an ordeal. It's amazing they can even manage to
get dinner on the table on time. When they can
even do that, that's.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Right, I said it, jaun Boy.
Speaker 9 (35:37):
And Billy Stupid, you're talking crazy.
Speaker 7 (35:42):
Good morning radio, done right.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Through your Wednesday, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Bring a man.
Speaker 7 (36:21):
Depression, anxiety, the overwhelming feeling of helplessness. They can cripple
your emotional stability, destroy your self esteem, and rob you
of your enjoyment of life. But now There's hope. The
Gary Busey Institute for Mental Wellness.
Speaker 8 (36:41):
I started the Institute because I realized that not everyone
had the benefit of the cranial fortitude of a Gary Bucy.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Lookie, Lookie, who wants a cookie?
Speaker 7 (36:53):
The Beaucy Institute offers a variety of treatments designed to
heal not just your troubled mind, but the whole you.
All of them developed by our founder, Gary Busey. I
came up with most of these methods after my motorcycle accident.
I was in a coma. I tell you, the sliding
headfirst into that curve was the best thing you ever
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happened to me. And you ha time for Naked Twister.
Speaker 11 (37:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (37:20):
Classes include cleansing your self esteem.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
So you got a big ass? So what, there's who
you are, honey, Embrace it, Embrace it. Wrap them big
old fat arms around that big ass, and you give
yourself some love. Everybody loves a big ass. Why can't you?
Why can't you?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Who was Jello?
Speaker 7 (37:41):
Let the Beaucy Institute help soothe the agony of a
broken relationship with It's not you, it's me, and you
Hold up, Hold up, hold up here, think what you're saying,
as you're calling her a slut. You know what, when
I think, I think there's only one way to settle this, honey,
whip his hands.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Ten bucks on the hole.
Speaker 7 (38:06):
Defeat your unfounded fears with phobia schmobia. Hold a tratulor dad,
and do it. Hold it, Hold it, tratula.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Dad with the tiger baby. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (38:19):
Engage in a therapeutic sharing of emotions with our group
therapy sessions. All right, welcome everyone. First things first, and
we're gonna we're gonna level the playing field right here. Everybody,
take you dad, going britches off? Come on now, hol
me shad. All right, now, as you buster flapping in
a wind, it's time to establish a common bond amongst y'all.
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So what we're gonna do is, I'm gonna chase you
with this increase switch.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
My God, tell me what.
Speaker 7 (38:49):
At last, there's someone who can help you master your emotions,
conquer your fears, and live a healthy, normal life. The
Gary Busey Institute for Mental Wellness.
Speaker 8 (39:01):
Listen to me, you're not crazy. It's all in your head.
Let's be off the roof.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
What's happening? How's guy on? Rabbi Shlomo here, listen there.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Then I'm in the kitchen ribbon ups, crap locks, I
shall get filthy fish on a big part of those hurt.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
And schlapm shaken.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
Nothing keeps a smile on my face like listening to
my favorite Schlameel and schlumozzles, John Boy and Billy the
regular hashin Fee Incorporated.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
See you guys on head texts. Huh what's that like?
(40:18):
Good morning? This is gonna make Sewan a radio.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
We'll do your hump day Wednesday, February twenty First, you
having a birthday today, Happy birthday you sharing woman well
the Jaggie's favorite Kelsey Grammar Ol Frasier sixty nine.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I didn't get into it and you show either dog gone.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's a problem when you just got to show that
is so good and then you come back and try
to do things.
Speaker 13 (40:45):
I totally agree. You know how much I love Fraser.
Yeah this one. If it ain't broke, don't fix it,
Just stay who you are. I tried, I really did.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I love him.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
You know the same thing like better cos Saul. You
know we all love Bob Owdenkirk know I tried to
watch Lucky Hank, did y'all tell to what?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
No, is that another spin off? No? No, Unfortunately it's not.
It is not good. It's all about the Hanks. So
these teacher.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
It's got some funny parts in it, but it's a
totally different character.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
It's just not likable, you know. I don't know whether
they do that on purpose they.
Speaker 16 (41:18):
Don't want to be type cast, but yeah, I guess so,
so I'm gonna do something really bad, Okay, I mean maybe.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
I mean that's just you know, personal, you know, taste.
I guess you can change the channel, check it out
and see what y'all think. Lucky Hank. I'm not sure
where you can get it now, but it was a
while back there. Yeah, okay, so happy birthday, Fraser.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
One more, one more. One of my favorite villains. He
was in die Hard. They said he was in the
Harry Potter movies.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
I never saw that was He was Professor Snape.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Okay, his name is Alan Rickman and he would have
been seventy six years old today, So I was.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
A past way a while back.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
I didn't know that he was Hans Gruber and die Hard,
you know what a favorite? Plus, I told you Tom
Selleck movie Quickly down Under where it's this long range
sharpshooter hired. Alan Rickman is the boss of a ranch
like down in Australia or so.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that one. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
You know. Don't you just like a movie that that
makes you feel good, you know, instead of trying to
remember that Thanksgiving movie Pilgrim come out that actions you
to death?
Speaker 1 (42:28):
You know during Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
You really you know, touching Cowboy, I can't do the exit.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
Well, say, mister Cowboy won too many Westerns as a child.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yippy, No, he didn't say another mister John Wayne, Is
that what he's said?
Speaker 16 (42:48):
ROTI actually I prefer Roy Rogers there it is Hans Gruber. Okay,
So anyway back to let me see Frasier or Hans
Gruber and better call Sault and tell them to try
something else.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Okay, gotcha, Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up.
We'll play Beat the Blade.
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