December 27, 2023 • 35 mins
Weds (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the Estate of Elvis Pressley reaches for new lows.. - John Boy rediscovers a collection of Biblical Bloopers.. - and then teaches the class “Chocolate Math..” - and we’ll wrap things up with an FBI story that John Boy has never heard before - OR HAS HE??
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yo, morning, rednecks, this is your pompotus of love. I
turn to enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
molten liquor, eating vinies. And when I get to Jones
in for a cracking a go with it, I tune
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
If why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Shout out all the anglers and the captains and the mates. Yeah,
be careful off him out of banks and uh you
know where they're biting motion the pole position there. Remember
last tournament, we did get a trophy for life saving
a boat was sinking. Boy, Captain Jean Kenedem went back,
pulled Big Girl through the tuna door, saved some lives.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You did, what pulled Big Girl? Pay attention, No, that's
not a uph That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Always excitement at the fishing tournaments, no matter where you
look there.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So y'all got don't take anything, even if it's a
good citizenship or good luck by fishing. Okay, donkey there
a damn.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Let's play something you can understand. It's called altbursts. We'll
give you three dates in history.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You try getting squeezed through a tun of door.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
And we'll give you legs and played as an outburst
game in minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Hang on, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
John Bobbie pill Is, Randy Jackie, Micey mice theater touch.
Everybody looks all bite tailed brushy Yeah, same tea A damn,
let's play alfburs. We'll give you three dates in history.
This is where three categories are coming from. Nineteen seventy six,
The Jackson's premiered on CBS TV with music and comedy sketches.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know, that's how the announcer said it at the
beginning of the show too, those wacky Jackson's. Well.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
The jackson starred Michael Jackie, Tito, Marlon, Randy, LaToya, Reebe,
and Janet. After four shows in seventy six, the cast
returned for three months in early nineteen seventy seven. Anybody
remember anything about this show at Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't know. I don't think it was very successful.
I don't think it was like laughing where you know,
it's like the door opens up and Tito sticks his
head out, un tells the knock knocking here and yeah,
it should have been takes his head, I light it up.
I bet you.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Jen did not have any war drub malfunctions on that show.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, so seventy six. How old was Michael when he died?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Fifty something like fifty, So seventy six, so twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
It had been about sixteen or eighteen.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, all right, well there you go. Well let's move
up to nineteen seventy eight. Tato Corporation, and I think
it's Taito Tae too. Yeah, you know, I don't speak
good Javans. Well they were in Tokyo, know that. And
they first demonstrated the electronic game Space Invaders.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
On the premiere of Taeetoen News.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
So now I remember the first game out had to
be Video Pong, right right, Yeah, that was Space Invaders.
That was one of the first one't it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That was it was pretty early on. That was probably
about two or three years later. Okay, And one time
I can't remember with Space Invaders or pac Man. At
one point it was so popular in the United States
there was a national shortage of quarters. There were so
many people playing those games. Yeah, that's the other thing
about pac Man.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Space Centipede was running around there yep, right, that's finally.
In nineteen eighty seven of bird species became extinct when
the last dusky seaside sparrow died in Florida. Oh, the
twelve year old bird spent his last days in a
cage at Walt Disney World. The bird's heart and lungs
(04:31):
have been frozen, just in case some type of future clowning.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's cloning. There's some heart lungs.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Y'all clown around with these more while, so anytime that
makes more sense, any type of future cloning, right, may
be able to choose the same thing they did to Walt,
basically credata species.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, it's Walt and the bird. Yeah, we got to
burn a bunch of wings on the Walt.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Alright, wellever you go. That's our three categories. Who wants
to vie for the prize package. You'll be playing against
the clock one eight hundred big show, you told free Line.
We'll play out birds next Good Wednesday morning, everybody had
(05:38):
a big show is on the radio. All right, Taylor
found one of those obnoxious horns that they blowed during
the World Cup game. So let's see how long it
takes me to snaff on Earth.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
All right, cold yellow Rods, play ups.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
That's the game that anyone can be.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Let's go ma contesting number one. This should really be
a lot of fun. Have them urry up against time
gainst time a big shots. Let's say, hey the Kurt,
I don't know how tut your jobs?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Shot?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Okay, hey maya, Hey Kurt, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm doing the boy?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You're doing good? Doing good? Alright, okay, okay, my head ringing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
All right, Kurtless, jump in here, see if you win
this prize bag as you ready?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes, in five seconds. We need three musical groups.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Radio Jackson's, Osmonds and Jonas Blubbers.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Alright, wow, and I didn't even say three bad musical alright, Kurt.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Now we need three video games. Ready go Space Invaders,
Dunk Konge and Marios and for to win three birds.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Go a Hawk and a bou Jay Tyler. How'd you
like to make that sound when you walk? Have you
heard her walk? Wow? All right, Kurt, there you go, buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Congratulations, Joe's give a shout out to my wife Backy
and Nahannah Georgia.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Just want to tell her I love her? Right, don't
tell m you're holding the gun to.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Her out impresade you and yours curse listening to the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Thank you, good morning. You got the big Show on
the radio.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news Weather Sports.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the Big
Show on the radio. John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
And there's some smallest shows. But this is the big show.
It's the big show on your radio.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
I think that's how John Boyce says, it's a big
show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Good morning, John Bond, Billy Taylor's and Tarring Taylor and
Jacket Old Big show gang here.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
With you first thing this morning. It's for being on
the other side of your radio.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
They had Elvis News, the Elvis estate. He's on putting
stuff out. Uh, Elvis's likeness is going to be released
in a mister potato Head doll.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
All right, I'm mister deep fried potato head.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
The Elvis version of Mister Potato Head to be released
ver Elvis Tribute Week in August. According to a grace
Land spokesman, you got a picture of it here, got
a little Elvis hair on it. I guess is everything
removable on the on.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
The I would think so, yeah, just like on the
real Elves. You got the sunglasses, a microphone.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Guitar, got a little Elvis sod on. What is that
electric banana?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
What is that something? Oh, that's his arm. That's his
arm up in the air.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
The family is no longer running this business. They sold
so sold it.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
And now what you're seeing here is crash commercialism. I
mean Elvis and Miss Potato Head. I don't think Priscilla
and the family would have wanted.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
To do it. Oh, Colonel Colonel Parker had been all over.
Oh yeah, you won't see maybe someday.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I don't want to make a Mister Potato I think.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
The one to me that still is the funniest was
that Johnny Cash's estate and family had to step in
because somebody had sold ring of fire to preparation h
for a TV commercial.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
That's remember that so.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Kevin Kern is a spokesman for Presley's Graceland Estate told
the commercial appeal the new toys one of fifteen thousand
Elvis licensed products fifteen thousand and is one the company
is really excited about.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So can you hear your blue sweight shit?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Alright, Helvis, mister potato head, I'm sure I want to
pop up around here and I'll go there. Good winds
(11:56):
the morning, and a big show is on your radio.
All right, boys, Mike Waife, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, well, there's an old saying that says time waits
for no man. Well, it appears that goes double for women.
Sometimes we men try to be nice and tell our
wives you're not getting older, you're getting better. We all
(12:31):
know that's a big fat lie. That's only true for
wine and cheese, and even then both of those eventually spoil.
I've always struggled with how to deal with this situation
as my own spouse is beginning to slow down. Thank goodness,
I have a good friend that sent the benchmark on
the situation. Let me preach on it. My old friend
(12:55):
Stanley was very tolerant and supportive of his wife's aging.
He retired a few years ago after all those years
of hard work and was looking forward to spending all
his time playing golf, but bills have to be paid,
so it was necessary for his wife to get a
part time job to go with her full time job.
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After all, country club does and Greens fees aren't cheap.
So when she'd come home after an extra long workday,
Stanley was patient while he waited for her to get
dinner ready. The years had taken their toll and she
didn't move quite as fast anymore. But when it took
a little longer than usual, Stanley would interrupt his nap
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to point out the time the old gal bless a heart.
It was the least he could do, and sometimes, when
she had money left over, Stan let her take him
to dinner. What a guy. After dinner, while Stan was
watching the golf channel, his wife was supposed to clean
up the kitchen. Supposed to clean up the kitchen. Many
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times he'd come into the kitchen to get another beer
and find the kitchen still in a mess and her
sitting down.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
After all, she wasn't getting any younger and her memory
was starting to go. So before he went back to
his recliner, Stan would gently clear his throat and make
a little joke, like, boy, those dishes aren't going to
clean themselves. She tried to pretend she didn't hear him.
He'd just bump into her and say it again. She'd
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get the idea, and eventually the kitchen was spick and span.
As Stan's wife got older, she became very conscious about
her appearance. Stan, ever, the gentleman, encouraged her constantly. He
never put her on the spot by taking her out
to dinner or to functions at the country club. He
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knew that people seeing how old and worn out she'd
gotten would make her uncomfortable, good old Stan. Whenever she'd
be naked in his presence, Stan would loudly sigh, hand
her a robe, and turn his back while she put
it on. It wasn't a pleasant task, reminding her to
cover up all those wrinkles and SAgs, which caused her
(15:21):
so much sadness. But Stan never thought about himself, only
his wife. Stan was always thoughtful about his wife's wants
and needs as she grew on in years. On their anniversary,
he decided to spoil her. He surprised her with a
brand new moa one that was so much easier to
(15:47):
push and change the oil. After all, the grass needed
to be nice and neat so Stan could practice his pudding.
He didn't want his wife to be embarrassed to be
married to a duffer. Run tell Dad, but poor old
Stan's gone now. His poor wife left a widow and
(16:09):
no one to take care of her. In her golden years,
Stan had a horrible accident. He apparently fell backwards on
to his golf clubs, impaling him in the well, let's
just say his final hole.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
As if she hadn't suffered enough, she became a suspect
in his passing. But after that old woman Jerry heard
what a loving husband's stand had been, they found her
not guilty. Poor old gal. She's moved to Florida now
del Boca Vista, so traumatized that she now needs round
(16:48):
the clock care from her thirty year old physical therapist Leroy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That's how he told me.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He liked him to say it. Just remember, guys, getting
old isn't phy sissies or women. It's just like I
tell my wife. Whatever you say, dear the final hole, Oh,
(17:20):
good morning, dollars, that's your old granny clum.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
You know the best way to start your day. I
don't buy that crap.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I want a balanced breakfast listening to John boys belly
on The Big Show is low.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
In fact and high and fun.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And who the hell can't get behind that old Patrick,
I's time for my spongebath.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
Whoa good morning? The Big Show is on the radio.
(18:20):
Got some biblical bloopers mistakes by Sunday school students of
both the Christian and Jewish faiths. Faiths see that's a
blooper already.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
In the First book of the Bible, guinnesses God got
tired of creating the world.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So he took the Sabbath off.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know that Adam and Eve were created from an
apple tree.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Noah's wife was called Joan of arc.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You didn't know that Lot's wife was a pillar of
salt by day but a ball of fire by night.
He got to run a couple together there. The Jews
were a proud people, and throughout history they had trouble
with unsympathetic genitals. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea,
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where they made unleaven bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Are you sure these aren't from your essays?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Didn't know
that afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get
the Ten Amendments. The first commandment was when Eve told
Adam to eat the apple. The fifth commandment is humor
thy mother and father. The seventh commandment is thou shalt
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not admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached the UK.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Jeraitah.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with a finkle Sins, a race of people
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who lived in biblical times. Finkle stains Solomon, one of
David's sons, has three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus,
she sang the Magna carta. When the three wise Guys
from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus and the
(20:26):
manager the three Wise Guys from Jesus was born because
Mary had an immaculate contraption. But contraption, Jesus enunciated the
Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before
they do one to you. He also explained man doth
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not live by sweat alone. The people who followed the
Lord were called the twelve decibels. The epistles were the
wives of the apostle. Saint Paul cofforded to Christianity. He
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preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. And finally,
christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
Good morning, everybody, got the Big Show on the radio.
Hey man, this is something Randy. Here's an email, Jackie
(21:35):
Game as dressed you. I guess you saw it. Remember,
first of all, while back, we got the email from
a guy who named this little girl Miranda when he
heard us talking about your little girl.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yep, all right, wait listen to this Randy.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Several weeks ago to Big Show crew was talking about nicknames.
You mentioned your wife's nickname my wife, and I thought
that was a really cute nickname. With the upcoming birth
of our second daughter, with your approval, would like to
use that for her name. One big problem, we can
I remember what the name was. Can you please help
us out?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
We have four weeks left. Could you reply back does email?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Sorry to put you through this in kindness, but your
help will be greatly appreciated. We love you and the
crew in a Big Show. But tell John Wood to
grow up and not be such a bad loser. Own
wordy word, Mike Wes, Lubbock, Texas. Now, now the nickname
from your wife? Deal that that was one of the words,
and I try to use that as a clue.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
Doodles, that's right, doodles, Yeah, yeah, because she constantly she's
one of those that you know, shakes her leg a
lot when she's sitting at the table, or has her
legs crossed her some something. Owners always kind of jiggling.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Around a doodle. Yeah. Why isn't her nickname jimmy leg?
That could be her hand? It could be.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I thought I thought to call her Doodles because she
doodled like on paper, you know, and nervous energy.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
She thought called her twitch, but already had a buddy
name Twitch. Man. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
So here's the guy's gonna name his daughter after Doodles
and then already Miranda. When me and Billy get stuff
named after us, it's like goats and mismatch of birds.
Remember the John On and Billy the parrots and the
snake got in and.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Ate Billy and John Boy the parrot was sitting up
at the top of the cage doing leave me alone.
He's take something from his side of the cage.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
I don't see aybody writing in wanting to use you know,
your pet name for your wife boogers, I don't see
that happening.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
And Billy, you're not plural? Yeah, your sounds bad.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Your pet name for your wife is yes, dear, I believe.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh no, the unofficial nickname is Pooky, but we don't
use that very often, just on special cage fillers. Have
you got gaila nickname?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Where's my coffee?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (24:04):
These guys I rode back and they certainly have a
myttle why?
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Okay, well let's play this. John Boy Jeffory thing told
you about the prize package. Need to review yesterday's question.
It was sixty eight percent of professional hockey players have
lost at least one of these during their careers. A
toof it was a tooth, though there'll be more teeth
maybe I the way it was going, but yeah, a toofus.
All right, now, this is what we're looking for today, Okay.
(24:33):
With more than five hundred thousand spectators attending every year,
this is the largest single day sporting event in the world.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
The Dolly Parton Wet t Shirt Relay for Life. Yeah,
just a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
That's not it. But I will give you a hint.
This happened not too long ago. So what do y'all think?
One eight hundred bide show. You told every line across America.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We go to we get a winner.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
We play John Boy Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Good morning, this big sewl alradio. Moving to your home day.
I'm moving up to the time. Yeah, all lie across somewhere,
I go Yepper day time.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
A man who once managed to draw half a million spectators.
It was a project for seventh grade art class. He's
John Lord.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
That's a hat a Rick got of Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Good morning, Rick, Good morning there. How are you hey doing?
Good man? Welcome?
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh right, glad to be here?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
All right, my boy.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Well, with more than five hundred thousand spectators attending every year,
this is the largest single day sporting event in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
What you're thinking, Rick.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
I'm thinking the World Cup Soccer Championship.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Okay, to tell about World Up show US World Cup.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
No, it's more than a single day, not the single day. Yeah,
I guess how they say it's the largest sport event
in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Right, they just add up all the people in the.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Most popular I mean everybody.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, yeah, alright, it's old snugger ge in there, Rick
on the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But go flare a grave?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yes, Can I get a shout out? Can the first time? Color?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
All right, go ahead, shout out. I know you.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
In a minute, I'm gonna give you a shout out
of the plug, gonna give a shut out to my
little boy Ryan and my lovely Wife's twanna you shut
out all my customers here dogs on pillam and bring
with South Carolina, the home of the best chin the
cheese burger in the world.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I hey, man, all right, kiss you wye plug you
you people, dug in appreciate you. Rickless, Let's go to Darryl.
He's in corbon because you got a mooning.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You got a moving Oh yeah, hey Rick, thank you
got the move. Hey Daryl, what's up with you? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Is this John Boy?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yes it is it.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Don't look a thing like you.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
He tickles him with a room full of mate or man.
All right, okay, Darryl, we'll good there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Glad you're here.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Hey, Yeah, I'm glad I'm here too. John Boy's time taller.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and move you so
I don't forget it.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
You go all right, all right, what largest single day
sporting event in the world are we looking for?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
There's only one. I'll tell you.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
I'm gonna Can I change my answer?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I have not heard your answer yet, Darryl.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
So okay, let's go with the World Cup. Soccer genius, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Let's try it again. Oh dog, got it? He thought
he might get us on a technicality.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Apparently you didn't start listening more closely to the big show. Okay,
all right, Darryl, try again, keep working on that day material.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
We appreciate you. Okay, bless us hard. Where are we're
going to? Leona in Sharpsburg, Maryland? Good morning Leona, Good
morning Garling. How are you doing today? I'm wonderful. Now, okay,
well you guess World Cup. I'm going to World Cup.
It's been guessed twice.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
For the largest single day's morning event in the world.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Now, what are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
The Indianapolis, the Indianapolis five hundred. Let's say, well, all right.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I was afraid you don't think about it and change
your answer to World Cup.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, the Indianapolis five owner man, I didn't realize there
were half a million spectators fit in that place. Hey, Leona,
congratulations baby, you got the big old prize package.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Hang on, Jackie, get your information all right.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
And I think you guys are great and your show
is wonderful.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Well, thank you so much. Appreciate you listening, fair Maryland.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I listen every time I can.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
A baby, I'm turning you over to Jackiets. You'll get
your infoone that's coming your way.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Thank you, boy I, babe.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening
to the Big Show with John Boyne. Good morning, The
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Big Show is on the radio. Taylor is gonna be
our guinea pig. See if this chocolate math works? All right,
all right, let me.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I'm gonna need a calculator, but this goes. I'm not
too good at math. I got it right here. I
thinks go work. Okay, Well, I don't know, I've never
tried to before. All right, Tayler, don't tell me your age.
She's with you so far. This is your age by
chocolate math. I don't know if you can follow it
home or in your car.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Don't.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Don't try to write it down. But uh, somebody around
here email anybody but me at the Big Show dot
com if you'd like to get a copy of this.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
All right, here we go. They say this, this really works. Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have chocolate and they say, yeah,
and like between one and ten. There's been more than once,
but less than ten. Okay, so what so what are
you saying? Okay, now, okay, you said five, all right, five.
(31:46):
Now you multiply that number by two, just to be bold.
Here where is my little multipulation?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh it's ten.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Sometimes two ten? O love gosh, here it gets complicated
multiple sure, could you go get some more batteries for
the calculator? Just this by fifty times five? Oh alright,
Now if you have already had your birthday this year?
(32:19):
Have you already had your birthday this year? Taytor, Yes, okay,
So then you add seventeen fifty nine, all right, plus
one seven five nine.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
If you hadn't, by the way, and you're doing this,
you add one seven five eight. Okay, Now subtract the
four digit year that you were born.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
All right, Taylor, What was it?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
What do I need to give you?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
The year?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Though?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Well, I don't guess you're supposed to give it to me,
because then would know what year you were born. Okay,
all right, well don't tell me. I'm stuck at twenty
two hundred and fifty nine. Here you go, just just subtract.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
That for me on my calculator. I won't look, I'm
gonna message subtract the four digit.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Years that you were born.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Uh no, just go ahead again? Get hit now? What hit?
E equal equal? Yeah? Yeah, you should.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Have a three digit number. Yes, there's a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number. How
many times you want to have chocolate each week?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Two?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
No?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
No, I mean yes, I did want sometimes.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
The next two numbers are supposed to be your age
eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I got one. I'm twelve. Ah, you know I hate
to point this out. I predicted twice this was.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay, we'll go the number of times that you would
like to have chocolate, right, Okay, you signed you said five.
All right, let me do to my age because I
know my age. Okay, and I won't chocolate seven times
a week because I like chocolate every day of the week.
I like turtles seven month, vice number by two times two?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Okayre add five? Oh did I forget to add five
in the first time. Let's say plus five okay, nineteen.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Now multiplight by fifty times fifteen fifteen. Okay, that's nine
fifty nineteen. Uh well, I've already had my birthday this year. Okay,
So plus one seven five nine. Okay, Now subtract the
four digit year that I was born minus nineteen fifty
six equals seven fifty three. The first ditch of this
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was your original number seven. It was the next two numbers.
Fifty three is my age?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It worked? Oh do you do it tighter? Why didn't
yours work because you didn't do the ad five thing originally?
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Oh well, too late.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Next the whole thing I want to find that help
tatter Old was yeah, Tyer.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Really astro Nerd had to go. He left me a
note says I'm out of here. I don't have time
for this.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh so for copies of this if you would like
to take her email anybody me all right, and if
this ministry has been a blessing to you.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
He thought that would give him the inside track.
Yo, morning, rednecks, this is your pompotus of love. I
turn to enjoying the hell out of my retirement, drinking
molten liquor, eating vinies. And when I get to Jones
in for a cracking a go with it, I tune
into John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
If why I done lost my appetite for crackers?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Shout out all the anglers and the captains and the mates. Yeah,
be careful off him out of banks and uh you
know where they're biting motion the pole position there. Remember
last tournament, we did get a trophy for life saving
a boat was sinking. Boy, Captain Jean Kenedem went back,
pulled Big Girl through the tuna door, saved some lives.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
You did, what pulled Big Girl? Pay attention, No, that's
not a uph That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Always excitement at the fishing tournaments, no matter where you
look there.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So y'all got don't take anything, even if it's a
good citizenship or good luck by fishing. Okay, donkey there
a damn.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Let's play something you can understand. It's called altbursts. We'll
give you three dates in history.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You try getting squeezed through a tun of door.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
And we'll give you legs and played as an outburst
game in minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Hang on, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
John Bobbie pill Is, Randy Jackie, Micey mice theater touch.
Everybody looks all bite tailed brushy Yeah, same tea A damn,
let's play alfburs. We'll give you three dates in history.
This is where three categories are coming from. Nineteen seventy six,
The Jackson's premiered on CBS TV with music and comedy sketches.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
You know, that's how the announcer said it at the
beginning of the show too, those wacky Jackson's. Well.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
The jackson starred Michael Jackie, Tito, Marlon, Randy, LaToya, Reebe,
and Janet. After four shows in seventy six, the cast
returned for three months in early nineteen seventy seven. Anybody
remember anything about this show at Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't know. I don't think it was very successful.
I don't think it was like laughing where you know,
it's like the door opens up and Tito sticks his
head out, un tells the knock knocking here and yeah,
it should have been takes his head, I light it up.
I bet you.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Jen did not have any war drub malfunctions on that show.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, so seventy six. How old was Michael when he died?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Fifty something like fifty, So seventy six, so twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
It had been about sixteen or eighteen.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, all right, well there you go. Well let's move
up to nineteen seventy eight. Tato Corporation, and I think
it's Taito Tae too. Yeah, you know, I don't speak
good Javans. Well they were in Tokyo, know that. And
they first demonstrated the electronic game Space Invaders.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
On the premiere of Taeetoen News.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
So now I remember the first game out had to
be Video Pong, right right, Yeah, that was Space Invaders.
That was one of the first one't it.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That was it was pretty early on. That was probably
about two or three years later. Okay, And one time
I can't remember with Space Invaders or pac Man. At
one point it was so popular in the United States
there was a national shortage of quarters. There were so
many people playing those games. Yeah, that's the other thing
about pac Man.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Space Centipede was running around there yep, right, that's finally.
In nineteen eighty seven of bird species became extinct when
the last dusky seaside sparrow died in Florida. Oh, the
twelve year old bird spent his last days in a
cage at Walt Disney World. The bird's heart and lungs
(04:31):
have been frozen, just in case some type of future clowning.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
That's cloning. There's some heart lungs.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Y'all clown around with these more while, so anytime that
makes more sense, any type of future cloning, right, may
be able to choose the same thing they did to Walt,
basically credata species.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, it's Walt and the bird. Yeah, we got to
burn a bunch of wings on the Walt.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Alright, wellever you go. That's our three categories. Who wants
to vie for the prize package. You'll be playing against
the clock one eight hundred big show, you told free Line.
We'll play out birds next Good Wednesday morning, everybody had
(05:38):
a big show is on the radio. All right, Taylor
found one of those obnoxious horns that they blowed during
the World Cup game. So let's see how long it
takes me to snaff on Earth.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
All right, cold yellow Rods, play ups.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
That's the game that anyone can be.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Give the prizes from the big prize being.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Let's go ma contesting number one. This should really be
a lot of fun. Have them urry up against time
gainst time a big shots. Let's say, hey the Kurt,
I don't know how tut your jobs?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Shot?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Okay, hey maya, Hey Kurt, how you doing?
Speaker 7 (06:53):
I'm doing the boy?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
You're doing good? Doing good? Alright, okay, okay, my head ringing?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
All right, Kurtless, jump in here, see if you win
this prize bag as you ready?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yes, in five seconds. We need three musical groups.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Radio Jackson's, Osmonds and Jonas Blubbers.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Alright, wow, and I didn't even say three bad musical alright, Kurt.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Now we need three video games. Ready go Space Invaders,
Dunk Konge and Marios and for to win three birds.
Speaker 8 (07:34):
Ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Go a Hawk and a bou Jay Tyler. How'd you
like to make that sound when you walk? Have you
heard her walk? Wow? All right, Kurt, there you go, buddy.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Congratulations, Joe's give a shout out to my wife Backy
and Nahannah Georgia.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Just want to tell her I love her? Right, don't
tell m you're holding the gun to.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Her out impresade you and yours curse listening to the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Thank you, good morning. You got the big Show on
the radio.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news Weather Sports.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the Big
Show on the radio. John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
And there's some smallest shows. But this is the big show.
It's the big show on your radio.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
I think that's how John Boyce says, it's a big
show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Good morning, John Bond, Billy Taylor's and Tarring Taylor and
Jacket Old Big show gang here.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
With you first thing this morning. It's for being on
the other side of your radio.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
They had Elvis News, the Elvis estate. He's on putting
stuff out. Uh, Elvis's likeness is going to be released
in a mister potato Head doll.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
All right, I'm mister deep fried potato head.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
The Elvis version of Mister Potato Head to be released
ver Elvis Tribute Week in August. According to a grace
Land spokesman, you got a picture of it here, got
a little Elvis hair on it. I guess is everything
removable on the on.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
The I would think so, yeah, just like on the
real Elves. You got the sunglasses, a microphone.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Guitar, got a little Elvis sod on. What is that
electric banana?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
What is that something? Oh, that's his arm. That's his
arm up in the air.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
The family is no longer running this business. They sold
so sold it.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
And now what you're seeing here is crash commercialism. I
mean Elvis and Miss Potato Head. I don't think Priscilla
and the family would have wanted.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
To do it. Oh, Colonel Colonel Parker had been all over.
Oh yeah, you won't see maybe someday.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
I don't want to make a Mister Potato I think.
Speaker 10 (10:47):
The one to me that still is the funniest was
that Johnny Cash's estate and family had to step in
because somebody had sold ring of fire to preparation h
for a TV commercial.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
That's remember that so.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Kevin Kern is a spokesman for Presley's Graceland Estate told
the commercial appeal the new toys one of fifteen thousand
Elvis licensed products fifteen thousand and is one the company
is really excited about.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So can you hear your blue sweight shit?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Alright, Helvis, mister potato head, I'm sure I want to
pop up around here and I'll go there. Good winds
(11:56):
the morning, and a big show is on your radio.
All right, boys, Mike Waife, it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, well, there's an old saying that says time waits
for no man. Well, it appears that goes double for women.
Sometimes we men try to be nice and tell our
wives you're not getting older, you're getting better. We all
(12:31):
know that's a big fat lie. That's only true for
wine and cheese, and even then both of those eventually spoil.
I've always struggled with how to deal with this situation
as my own spouse is beginning to slow down. Thank goodness,
I have a good friend that sent the benchmark on
the situation. Let me preach on it. My old friend
(12:55):
Stanley was very tolerant and supportive of his wife's aging.
He retired a few years ago after all those years
of hard work and was looking forward to spending all
his time playing golf, but bills have to be paid,
so it was necessary for his wife to get a
part time job to go with her full time job.
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After all, country club does and Greens fees aren't cheap.
So when she'd come home after an extra long workday,
Stanley was patient while he waited for her to get
dinner ready. The years had taken their toll and she
didn't move quite as fast anymore. But when it took
a little longer than usual, Stanley would interrupt his nap
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to point out the time the old gal bless a heart.
It was the least he could do, and sometimes, when
she had money left over, Stan let her take him
to dinner. What a guy. After dinner, while Stan was
watching the golf channel, his wife was supposed to clean
up the kitchen. Supposed to clean up the kitchen. Many
(14:05):
times he'd come into the kitchen to get another beer
and find the kitchen still in a mess and her
sitting down.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
After all, she wasn't getting any younger and her memory
was starting to go. So before he went back to
his recliner, Stan would gently clear his throat and make
a little joke, like, boy, those dishes aren't going to
clean themselves. She tried to pretend she didn't hear him.
He'd just bump into her and say it again. She'd
(14:39):
get the idea, and eventually the kitchen was spick and span.
As Stan's wife got older, she became very conscious about
her appearance. Stan, ever, the gentleman, encouraged her constantly. He
never put her on the spot by taking her out
to dinner or to functions at the country club. He
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knew that people seeing how old and worn out she'd
gotten would make her uncomfortable, good old Stan. Whenever she'd
be naked in his presence, Stan would loudly sigh, hand
her a robe, and turn his back while she put
it on. It wasn't a pleasant task, reminding her to
cover up all those wrinkles and SAgs, which caused her
(15:21):
so much sadness. But Stan never thought about himself, only
his wife. Stan was always thoughtful about his wife's wants
and needs as she grew on in years. On their anniversary,
he decided to spoil her. He surprised her with a
brand new moa one that was so much easier to
(15:47):
push and change the oil. After all, the grass needed
to be nice and neat so Stan could practice his pudding.
He didn't want his wife to be embarrassed to be
married to a duffer. Run tell Dad, but poor old
Stan's gone now. His poor wife left a widow and
(16:09):
no one to take care of her. In her golden years,
Stan had a horrible accident. He apparently fell backwards on
to his golf clubs, impaling him in the well, let's
just say his final hole.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
As if she hadn't suffered enough, she became a suspect
in his passing. But after that old woman Jerry heard
what a loving husband's stand had been, they found her
not guilty. Poor old gal. She's moved to Florida now
del Boca Vista, so traumatized that she now needs round
(16:48):
the clock care from her thirty year old physical therapist Leroy.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
That's how he told me.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
He liked him to say it. Just remember, guys, getting
old isn't phy sissies or women. It's just like I
tell my wife. Whatever you say, dear the final hole, Oh,
(17:20):
good morning, dollars, that's your old granny clum.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
You know the best way to start your day. I
don't buy that crap.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
I want a balanced breakfast listening to John boys belly
on The Big Show is low.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
In fact and high and fun.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
And who the hell can't get behind that old Patrick,
I's time for my spongebath.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
Whoa good morning? The Big Show is on the radio.
(18:20):
Got some biblical bloopers mistakes by Sunday school students of
both the Christian and Jewish faiths. Faiths see that's a
blooper already.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
In the First book of the Bible, guinnesses God got
tired of creating the world.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
So he took the Sabbath off.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know that Adam and Eve were created from an
apple tree.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Noah's wife was called Joan of arc.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You didn't know that Lot's wife was a pillar of
salt by day but a ball of fire by night.
He got to run a couple together there. The Jews
were a proud people, and throughout history they had trouble
with unsympathetic genitals. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea,
(19:09):
where they made unleaven bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Are you sure these aren't from your essays?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Didn't know
that afterward, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get
the Ten Amendments. The first commandment was when Eve told
Adam to eat the apple. The fifth commandment is humor
thy mother and father. The seventh commandment is thou shalt
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not admit adultery. Moses died before he ever reached the UK.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Jeraitah.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with a finkle Sins, a race of people
(20:03):
who lived in biblical times. Finkle stains Solomon, one of
David's sons, has three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus,
she sang the Magna carta. When the three wise Guys
from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus and the
(20:26):
manager the three Wise Guys from Jesus was born because
Mary had an immaculate contraption. But contraption, Jesus enunciated the
Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before
they do one to you. He also explained man doth
(20:49):
not live by sweat alone. The people who followed the
Lord were called the twelve decibels. The epistles were the
wives of the apostle. Saint Paul cofforded to Christianity. He
(21:13):
preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. And finally,
christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
Good morning, everybody, got the Big Show on the radio.
Hey man, this is something Randy. Here's an email, Jackie
(21:35):
Game as dressed you. I guess you saw it. Remember,
first of all, while back, we got the email from
a guy who named this little girl Miranda when he
heard us talking about your little girl.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yep, all right, wait listen to this Randy.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Several weeks ago to Big Show crew was talking about nicknames.
You mentioned your wife's nickname my wife, and I thought
that was a really cute nickname. With the upcoming birth
of our second daughter, with your approval, would like to
use that for her name. One big problem, we can
I remember what the name was. Can you please help
us out?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
We have four weeks left. Could you reply back does email?
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Sorry to put you through this in kindness, but your
help will be greatly appreciated. We love you and the
crew in a Big Show. But tell John Wood to
grow up and not be such a bad loser. Own
wordy word, Mike Wes, Lubbock, Texas. Now, now the nickname
from your wife? Deal that that was one of the words,
and I try to use that as a clue.
Speaker 12 (22:27):
Doodles, that's right, doodles, Yeah, yeah, because she constantly she's
one of those that you know, shakes her leg a
lot when she's sitting at the table, or has her
legs crossed her some something. Owners always kind of jiggling.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Around a doodle. Yeah. Why isn't her nickname jimmy leg?
That could be her hand? It could be.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I thought I thought to call her Doodles because she
doodled like on paper, you know, and nervous energy.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
She thought called her twitch, but already had a buddy
name Twitch. Man. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
So here's the guy's gonna name his daughter after Doodles
and then already Miranda. When me and Billy get stuff
named after us, it's like goats and mismatch of birds.
Remember the John On and Billy the parrots and the
snake got in and.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Ate Billy and John Boy the parrot was sitting up
at the top of the cage doing leave me alone.
He's take something from his side of the cage.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
I don't see aybody writing in wanting to use you know,
your pet name for your wife boogers, I don't see
that happening.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
And Billy, you're not plural? Yeah, your sounds bad.
Speaker 12 (23:38):
Your pet name for your wife is yes, dear, I believe.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Oh no, the unofficial nickname is Pooky, but we don't
use that very often, just on special cage fillers. Have
you got gaila nickname?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Where's my coffee?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (24:04):
These guys I rode back and they certainly have a
myttle why?
Speaker 6 (24:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Okay, well let's play this. John Boy Jeffory thing told
you about the prize package. Need to review yesterday's question.
It was sixty eight percent of professional hockey players have
lost at least one of these during their careers. A
toof it was a tooth, though there'll be more teeth
maybe I the way it was going, but yeah, a toofus.
All right, now, this is what we're looking for today, Okay.
(24:33):
With more than five hundred thousand spectators attending every year,
this is the largest single day sporting event in the world.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
The Dolly Parton Wet t Shirt Relay for Life. Yeah,
just a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
That's not it. But I will give you a hint.
This happened not too long ago. So what do y'all think?
One eight hundred bide show. You told every line across America.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
We go to we get a winner.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
We play John Boy Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Good morning, this big sewl alradio. Moving to your home day.
I'm moving up to the time. Yeah, all lie across somewhere,
I go Yepper day time.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Now.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
A man who once managed to draw half a million spectators.
It was a project for seventh grade art class. He's
John Lord.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
That's a hat a Rick got of Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Good morning, Rick, Good morning there. How are you hey doing?
Good man? Welcome?
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh right, glad to be here?
Speaker 3 (26:10):
All right, my boy.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Well, with more than five hundred thousand spectators attending every year,
this is the largest single day sporting event in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
What you're thinking, Rick.
Speaker 7 (26:22):
I'm thinking the World Cup Soccer Championship.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Okay, to tell about World Up show US World Cup.
Speaker 4 (26:33):
No, it's more than a single day, not the single day. Yeah,
I guess how they say it's the largest sport event
in the world.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Right, they just add up all the people in the.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Most popular I mean everybody.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, yeah, alright, it's old snugger ge in there, Rick
on the World Cup.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
But go flare a grave?
Speaker 7 (26:52):
Yes, Can I get a shout out? Can the first time? Color?
Speaker 3 (26:55):
All right, go ahead, shout out. I know you.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
In a minute, I'm gonna give you a shout out
of the plug, gonna give a shut out to my
little boy Ryan and my lovely Wife's twanna you shut
out all my customers here dogs on pillam and bring
with South Carolina, the home of the best chin the
cheese burger in the world.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I hey, man, all right, kiss you wye plug you
you people, dug in appreciate you. Rickless, Let's go to Darryl.
He's in corbon because you got a mooning.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You got a moving Oh yeah, hey Rick, thank you
got the move. Hey Daryl, what's up with you? Buddy?
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Is this John Boy?
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yes it is it.
Speaker 8 (27:33):
Don't look a thing like you.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
He tickles him with a room full of mate or man.
All right, okay, Darryl, we'll good there, buddy.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Glad you're here.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Hey, Yeah, I'm glad I'm here too. John Boy's time taller.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
All right, I'm gonna go ahead and move you so
I don't forget it.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
You go all right, all right, what largest single day
sporting event in the world are we looking for?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
There's only one. I'll tell you.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
I'm gonna Can I change my answer?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
I have not heard your answer yet, Darryl.
Speaker 8 (28:12):
So okay, let's go with the World Cup. Soccer genius, brilliant.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Let's try it again. Oh dog, got it? He thought
he might get us on a technicality.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Apparently you didn't start listening more closely to the big show. Okay,
all right, Darryl, try again, keep working on that day material.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
We appreciate you. Okay, bless us hard. Where are we're
going to? Leona in Sharpsburg, Maryland? Good morning Leona, Good
morning Garling. How are you doing today? I'm wonderful. Now, okay,
well you guess World Cup. I'm going to World Cup.
It's been guessed twice.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
For the largest single day's morning event in the world.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Now, what are you thinking?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
The Indianapolis, the Indianapolis five hundred. Let's say, well, all right.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
I was afraid you don't think about it and change
your answer to World Cup.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, the Indianapolis five owner man, I didn't realize there
were half a million spectators fit in that place. Hey, Leona,
congratulations baby, you got the big old prize package.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Hang on, Jackie, get your information all right.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
And I think you guys are great and your show
is wonderful.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Well, thank you so much. Appreciate you listening, fair Maryland.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
I listen every time I can.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
A baby, I'm turning you over to Jackiets. You'll get
your infoone that's coming your way.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Thank you, boy I, babe.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening
to the Big Show with John Boyne. Good morning, The
(30:39):
Big Show is on the radio. Taylor is gonna be
our guinea pig. See if this chocolate math works? All right,
all right, let me.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I'm gonna need a calculator, but this goes. I'm not
too good at math. I got it right here. I
thinks go work. Okay, Well, I don't know, I've never
tried to before. All right, Tayler, don't tell me your age.
She's with you so far. This is your age by
chocolate math. I don't know if you can follow it
home or in your car.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Don't.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Don't try to write it down. But uh, somebody around
here email anybody but me at the Big Show dot
com if you'd like to get a copy of this.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
All right, here we go. They say this, this really works. Okay.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have chocolate and they say, yeah,
and like between one and ten. There's been more than once,
but less than ten. Okay, so what so what are
you saying? Okay, now, okay, you said five, all right, five.
(31:46):
Now you multiply that number by two, just to be bold.
Here where is my little multipulation?
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh it's ten.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Sometimes two ten? O love gosh, here it gets complicated
multiple sure, could you go get some more batteries for
the calculator? Just this by fifty times five? Oh alright,
Now if you have already had your birthday this year?
(32:19):
Have you already had your birthday this year? Taytor, Yes, okay,
So then you add seventeen fifty nine, all right, plus
one seven five nine.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
If you hadn't, by the way, and you're doing this,
you add one seven five eight. Okay, Now subtract the
four digit year that you were born.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
All right, Taylor, What was it?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
What do I need to give you?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
The year?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
Though?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Well, I don't guess you're supposed to give it to me,
because then would know what year you were born. Okay,
all right, well don't tell me. I'm stuck at twenty
two hundred and fifty nine. Here you go, just just subtract.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
That for me on my calculator. I won't look, I'm
gonna message subtract the four digit.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Years that you were born.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Uh no, just go ahead again? Get hit now? What hit?
E equal equal? Yeah? Yeah, you should.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Have a three digit number. Yes, there's a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number. How
many times you want to have chocolate each week?
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:35):
No?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Two?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
No?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
No, I mean yes, I did want sometimes.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
The next two numbers are supposed to be your age
eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I got one. I'm twelve. Ah, you know I hate
to point this out. I predicted twice this was.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Okay, we'll go the number of times that you would
like to have chocolate, right, Okay, you signed you said five.
All right, let me do to my age because I
know my age. Okay, and I won't chocolate seven times
a week because I like chocolate every day of the week.
I like turtles seven month, vice number by two times two?
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Okayre add five? Oh did I forget to add five
in the first time. Let's say plus five okay, nineteen.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Now multiplight by fifty times fifteen fifteen. Okay, that's nine
fifty nineteen. Uh well, I've already had my birthday this year. Okay,
So plus one seven five nine. Okay, Now subtract the
four digit year that I was born minus nineteen fifty
six equals seven fifty three. The first ditch of this
(35:01):
was your original number seven. It was the next two numbers.
Fifty three is my age?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It worked? Oh do you do it tighter? Why didn't
yours work because you didn't do the ad five thing originally?
Speaker 7 (35:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Oh well, too late.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Next the whole thing I want to find that help
tatter Old was yeah, Tyer.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Really astro Nerd had to go. He left me a
note says I'm out of here. I don't have time
for this.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Oh so for copies of this if you would like
to take her email anybody me all right, and if
this ministry has been a blessing to you.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
He thought that would give him the inside track.
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