October 18, 2023 • 51 mins
(pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we feature a show from 2004.. - James Gregory and his traveling buddy, Vinny sit in with us for dang nearly the entire show!.. - It’s worth noting that this was James’ first return visit to our studio after having life-saving quadruple bypass heart surgery.. - Later on, Cletus T. Judd joins in on the fun to promote his hit, “I Love NASCAR” song, with country legend Toby Keith..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Aie, y'all, let's go on do this current events quiz.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What we're gonna deal with?
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Bidley?
Speaker 4 (00:04):
Well, the presidential candidates are lining up some last minute
TV appearances as the election closes in.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh yeah, so what John Kerry blamed President for the
flu vaccine shorty reconally, So you're gonna see a lot
of that heating up.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Right, All right, now, well, let's deal with it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Y'all have to think too deep Dial one eight hundred,
Big show be calling nine Take see and win right now?
Good morning, A big show is on. You are ready
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over this Wednesday morning?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You ready?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Girl?
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Okay, come y'all wins.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
It's time.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Quiz Jack say hey you John Ogilly Pep squad to
say hey the Bill out of Cookville, Tennessee. Good morning Bill,
Hello John Bolly.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
How's everything going in your world? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I'll done great about job.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
You'ah doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Will be all listen to Bill and win this prize, Baggs, Buddy,
Well Bill.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
The race for the White House is moving into its
final days, and the last minute media blitz is on.
Of course, Leno, Letterman, Oprah, even Doctor Phil have become
standard stops for political candidates lately, but this year they're
popping up in some new and even more unusual places
on TV. For example, just before the election next week,
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a President Bush visits The Daily Show to show he's
got a sense of humor. B John Kerry checks in
on MTV's Total Request Live to reach young hip voters.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Or see Ralph Nader.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hangs sheet rock on TLC's Home Makeover to get ready
for his real job after the election.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Say do work, Bell, We're gonna send you that seven
and a quarter in circular saw from Bosh Tools and
Ronnie Cairnon CD and you qualify with the Ronning experienced
trip to l A.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
All right, and be careful with that circular saw. I
got a couple of cousins with nine fingers. So is
Ralph Nader still in the presidential race?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Depends on what you call in.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
The fact that you just asked that should answer.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, Well I'm the media.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Ain't a yeah scary, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Dimn Belle, You hold on, Jackie gets information, We'll get
jam prize baggage model h Bill alright, Daniel Knew and
then Robert d Rayberg, and then we got a John
mo'billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
James Gregory Ventner hanging out with us will be joined sometime.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I clean.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Checking the mail slot which collects email from big show listeners,
which I get days later. Here's one from missus Sandy
Weber and Clinton Tennessee. Mister Rayford, you grumpy old fart.
Can't you leave the devil worshipers alone? First, working mothers, women, drivers,
crying children, rule breakers, et cetera. Uspiends only have one
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day a year to make our children look like the
Master and hop them up on sugar at the same time.
At least you have an opinion. Though I can't say
how tired I am of the mealy mouthed PC people
running around these days. I might not always wear my
opinions on my sleeve twenty four hours a day, but
at least I have them, and more than one to boot.
Of course, you get paid for speaking yours. I hardly
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ever agree with you, but at least you think about things.
Back to the Halloween thought. Did you spring from your
mother's womb a big old grouch or were there actually
some childhood type traditions that you have warm and fuzzy
memories of? Yes, indeed, hope someone pulls this from the
computer and gives it to you as I'm sure you can't.
You got that right, miss Webber, have no access to
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that infernal machine. Let's see. Here's one from a homeless person.
Debbie mullanacs. I must assume she is homeless. No address
does she live? Wrapped in wire somewhere in cyber space,
says I heard your piece on Halloween this morning, and
how you say a pox on Halloween. I have very
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fond memories of when I was going trick or treating.
I lived in a small town where everybody knew everybody.
Neighbors stepped in to help neighbors. You slept with the
front door and windows open. Our parents would get us ready,
and we walked the entire area door to door where
there were lights on, which was about ninety five percent
of the neighborhood. It was the one night that you
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could be anything you wanted to be. It was safe,
it was fun. It was a night that you forgot
about school parents, teachers, and had fun with your schoolmates.
Today is a different story. You hardly see lights on
for trick or treaters anymore. Everyone is afraid of whom
might come to their doors dressed up in a costume.
The children of today don't know what it feels like
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to be safe. Once you have finished trick or treating,
then you have to take your candy and have it
X rayed, make sure it's safe to eat. It is
very sad that we have come to this point in
our country. Yes, Debbie, somewhere out there in cyberspace. That's
why I call it begaween. I wonder why we teach
children how to put their hand out for a handout
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as soon as they can walk. A pox on begaween?
Who says that? I say that A growing number of
people who listen to the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Good morning and a big show is on a radio.
We have a big old time this morning. Thanks for
breakfast from Bojangles Famous chicken and biscuits. Got don't want
to need to get a half of Bojangles. Now we've
moved on to lunch. Think about James's first time you
got to taste their new vinegar based cooking sauce at.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
These port shops here. Oh man, I'll tell you what.
This is not a good place for a heart Paget
Port sausages we got, Oh man, this is great. This
is just great food here. We've got sausages and pork chops.
And of course you know I've always prayed about boat Jangles. Yeah,
I've always had one complaint about them. I bring it
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up every time I've been Charlotte. We don't have Bojangles
where I live. Right, the closest one to us is
like Chattanooga to the north and then Augusta, Georgia, South
Carolina line to the east. But I always stop if
you go into bowl Jangles by yourself in order that
twelve piece family meal. Yeah, they just automatically assume it's
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to go. I'm hell, don't find me a fork.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Come on, let's step back and eat some lunch, because
we're going to yield someplace. I ladies, John Boy, but
a house is going to be acted out, Neggs. Good morning,
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and you got the big show on the radio. About
ten away from the hour, It's.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Time Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode
All the King's Men. As our story opens, King Vdoor
and Queen Armadilla are sitting in the royal throne room
of Castle Livermush.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Is this the end of all fair Kingdom?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Well, you'll suddently, come out of your shell, Armadilla, call.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yourself my gap tooth and barbarian.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Shall never set foot inside these walls, if I have
anything to say.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
About it, Your highness, The men you have summoned are
waiting your attentions like your.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Lady and waiting. Oh hell, King, you are giddle.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
All right, we can dispense with the fanta swooching gentlemen,
all got the job, as.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You know, may not know, the kingdom is in grave peril.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Word from the frat says.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
These vandals are about to overrun our defenses.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Why didn't somebody make defenses taller?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
If we survive, we shall deal with that. If they
break through, they will suit me at the gates of
this very castle. That is why I need your help.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Shall we put on our armor and join the battle? Scion?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, who are you? Never mind?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It is I who shall don armor? Whow I wasn't.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Finished with yet to say as I wish, I I
shall darn armor and join the battle.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Then you go, put sire the king Ohio.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Yes, in war time the place of a king is
in front of his man, leading them onto victory.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Or so I'm d During.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
My absence, I have an important assignment for each of you.
Sit forwards, a Lloyd of Beef.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I am here my king.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Yeah, that's who you are, not to you, I trust
for safe keeping my crown, the most visible symbol of
my power and authority. He try not to get the
fingerprints all over it when you're showing it off to
your idiot friends, because you know you will.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I shall call it with my very life, your highness,
sort of the idea parget.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Next, step forward, Earl of Scruggs.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yes, your Highness to you.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Ay, I entrust my signet ring emblazon with the crest
of the royal family.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That what that is?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
It also it gets you too, for one on Friday
night said ye old steak and ail.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They don't forget the tip. It shall never leave my
sight your honest.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Again, that's sort of what I had in mind.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Step forward, sird Jumbo of Hicksville, have your service, your
highness from the south of my kingdom. May I first
say thank you so much for dressing up for the
royal audience. Wasn't last year you wore that same holy
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pair of chain mail shots?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Apologies? I came to the castle in great haste. Those
people just ride a horse.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Without stopping to bathe.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
The parent lave. Judging from the cloud of flies about you,
at any rate, to you, I entrust the most precious
charge of all you were.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
What is it? Oh, this key, hi, the key to
the royal arm around.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
It is far more precious than that, the key to
the royal scaturer. It is the key to the greatest
treasure in all the kingdom, the key to the queen's
chastity belt.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Or what's the meaning of this, my lady?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Is I ride off to join the battle.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
I must consider the possibility I may not return alive.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
You must not speak this fight tis true.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Fret in the event I don't stop fretting. In the
event I am struck down in battle, you must be
prepared to raise up an air to the throne sasquatch
here as be capable and assisting you in that task,
which is to say, he has no visible open saws
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and most of his teeth.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I yell, your highness, and with that, oh, what have
I done with that?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
I evolved to defend the kingdom. If Heaven smiles upon
our efforts, I shall return to you in victory toothpaste,
I mean, post haste hard world and up word cherry picker.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Later Tatus King Vidor and his valet shaddle up and
ride off in the direction of the battle.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
Fiel, Yo, I didn't know these things went so fast.
Keep a shop, I swallowed a bug. Keep a stop out, boy,
these vandals are a sneaky lot.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Oh, your highness a loan writer approach. It looked like
he come from the castle.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Lady, lady, where did I bring you?
Speaker 9 (13:06):
Oh, don't be ridiculous, we just left the castle.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
It's Sir Jumbo of hicks Mill.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Sire, Sir, why why?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Why?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
What I say? Wallath?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
His voice has changed this last king, I must speak
with you.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yes, yes, what is it?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You gave me the wrong key.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play House.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Merciful Death. Where is thy steak? June?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And again next time we'll hear the crusty old barmaid at.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Ye old steak and able say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
The Big Show is on the radio. John Boy, Belly,
Randy Tater, Carla Cook, Big Tom, Big Show, Foods, Vinnie
James Gregory now joining the Free Kletos t Judd Goodness
see What about boys?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Man? A lot of pressure in this room, a lot
Now what am I gonna do?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I suggest you're trying not to suck of all the
times to show up. The greatest comedian to ever performed
with James Gregory to my left.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Basically this morning, I talk about the weather.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Report, say yes, every Rady's body, do you look different?
You got a different hair color going there?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Well, I was telling my wife, you know what, ever,
the older I got, I had it blond, you know,
forever bleach actually, and the older I got everybody thought
I was Eminem's daddy, so I went dark. Now my
old lady thought I was Wayne Newton when I got
home a month. But you know, I got this done
in California, and James can appreciate it. For what I
paid for this haircut, I could have bought a duplex
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back home where we're from. I'm telling you, yeah, three
hundred and thirty dollars haircut.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What was you doing in California to start with?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, well, I don't know that I'm really out of
place out there anyway, but it's the first haircut I've
ever got. I've got four payments left, four payments left
and it'll be paid off my haircut.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That was the guy's named Richard. I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, the in thet they're greedy in California because the
homeless guy they come up to you, they don't want
to borrow a dollar. You ain't got four hundred dollars
on hold to you? What are you gonna buy? And
you're homeless?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Good god, a haircut, man, I get, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A haircut. Absolutely need a haircut too.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Well, you know a lot of those homeless people, and
I know there's some people in this country truly truly homeless.
You'll work for food. But when you see these young
able body fellas have a sign they're not here about
working for food. Oh not not since here about it
years ago. You're my house. There's a young fellow, same
street corner every day for a week. Get on my nerves.
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So one more things? Really when traffic would do but
I pulled over. He had a side will work for food.
I offered that guy an onion to paint my house.
I mean he gave me the finger. So so the
homeless can be rude.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
The onions aren't very filling.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Hey, if I taken my break yet right here all right,
all right, let's do this. Hold on, We'll be right
by y'all. Y'all said through these important announcements.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Good morning, the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Us in a radio coming outward, hanging around here with
the boys. James Gregory on his way to Halifax County
Fair in Virginia, spend time with us.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
He'll be in Maggie Valley this week. He just certain
night only we counsel fraudy. Oh, you did just lack
a ticket. I mean, I'm know Tim Wilson.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
We got Cleta Steja and I ain't got no shows.
You're you're in town today filming Totally Nascar. You'll be
on Totally Nascar.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, we're gonna go over there and do some NASCAR
stuff and see what we can get it. Trying to
get a celebrity grudge match up with Tony Stewart.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
You won't call me back, right.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And by the way, Clint stay uh and told you
about uh, I love Nascar. I know you sent me
c D and he said, he said, tell me what
you think about this, And I went ahead and world
premiered it on the Big Show. That didn't get you
in anything.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, sir, didn't get me inttle. I like nastcar. I
mean I enjoy watching some things about it. I don't understand.
Maybe James or you can help me out here. I
don't understand how they can. They can pull into a pit,
get four new tars, put on two decals, put on
the back end of it brand new, when she'll whippers,
a free tank of cash and two dance knocked out
of the front quarter panel in less than seventeen seconds.
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We run over a nail out here in this bus
and spent five hours at a jiffy load trying to
get a text. And the seat belt system in them
cars is is what I like to have in my
own personal car, because there's always one guy that'll that'll
run over like a thimble on the far side of
the track and flip about sixty five times. There won't
be nothing left of that car. But when shill whipper
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hanging off of it, and he'll come out of that
puff of smoke, say, nobody move. I think I've lost
a contact lens.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What's the deal there, jave, I don't get any I
tell what that on five point hardest too.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I tell where it hurts you is in the crotch area.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I ge't might be so claustrophobe, and that they put
me in a uh what's some cars? Brooks and Done
used to race them Legends cars. Oh yeah, uh no, shut,
I didn't feel well.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I don't. I don't mean to just be extra quaiet
here while you guys are going on. I've met a
lot of the NASCAR drivers like him individually. I just
don't follow the sports. The only sports I keep up
with is pro wrestling, and if if Rick Flair is
not driving, I'm not well.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You know when you loved it because I had a
match race with Rick Flair and the Legends gonna kid, Oh,
I whipped him. I've let him pass me just so
I could pass him again. So that's one on the nets.
That's funny like that. But I want to congratulate you.
Coleid Us on your CD debuted number one on the
comedy chart.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You didn't know they was a comedy, no idea because
I never had the record.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I started that chart you.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I've never been on the major label. All my stuff,
I have to sell out a truck on my car,
Well that's trunk for right now. I can't get I
can't get store ship space.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But I'll share it with anytime. I'll guarantee you well,
we had to go up against them, you know, the
blue collar day on all that. We're gonna do a
ring around the collar tour man James. That's what we'll
show them how to sell a ticket.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
All right, listen, y'all, hang on.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I can tell already we're gonna have a big old
prize package. I'm just gonna put it up for grabs
because we ain't gonna have time to play the contest
because for the rest of the show, I just want
to set around talk. All right, We're gonna set around
talk your latest newswater sports and then Robert d. Raver
let him raid and get on out of here. The
prize package coming up, So this will be the easiest
way ever. All you gotta do is get through a game.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You got take.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Sea Ready for it again?
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Wondering is it because it's an election year and politics
and politicians dominate the media.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
But Halloween begaween I.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Call it isn't getting the attention it usually does. Do
other countries celebrate Halloween? After all? The pagan holiday originated
in Europe. What they're doing is following the US lead
to commercialize Halloween and to pitch it to adult party animals.
A Critics say it's just another manifestation of creeping US commercialization,
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but either as an American export, a new twist to
an old ancestor worship festival, or welcome excuse for another party,
Halloween is taking root around the world. It's also a
boon for retailers, restauranteurs, bar owners, and anyone else looking
to cash in on people's appetite for the spooky. It's
noteworthy that Parisians are celebrating.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Halloween at all.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Only five years ago, when the holiday began making inroads
into France, many people rejected it with as much passion
as they now embrace it, and today Paris is wrapped
in witch's cloaks at the approach of Halloween, with restaurants
and shops decorating windows with goblin spiderwebs and skeletons. Halloween
Mania is seen everywhere from Hungary to Hong Kong, encouraged
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by American movies, TV shows, the Internet, student exchanges, American
troops station abroad, increased tourism, and the opening of once
closed economies to the outside world. The issue of Halloween
imagery to sell everything from music to muffins is big
business and getting bigger. The origins of Halloween date back
to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain or Winter's Eve,
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celebrated in what is now Ireland, Britain, and northwest France.
The festival marked the arrival of winter, a season often
associated with death. England's celebration of Halloween waned with the
spread of the Reformation, and for many years the holiday
was largely confined to the United States, Canada, and Ireland.
Here in the United States, Halloween begaween. I call it
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is waning. Some say on the way out, why is that?
Robert d Rayferd, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio. Big
I'll begin to work third for it. James Gregory, cleatenst
Judd Vinning, a whole gang, mader Man on the wall. Okay,
I think we're finally full. We can hang out in
here for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
A lot of food in the lobit a lot of folks.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I love this radio, stay and I wanna plug our station.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Kalidas t We're gonna be doing a deal together. December
second and the third down in Orlando. Absolutely, we're gonna
raise funds for Camp Boggy Creek by hosting a two
thousand and four John Boy Billy Comedy golf classic. You
gotta get us in at the improv. It's a private
comedy show men. Billy a host. We'll have Killer Bees
down there, kleadas t as well as Grandma Lee, and.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Some of your listeners might want to know that Killer
Bee's wife will be there.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, all right, listen, listen. I ain't gonna touch
that Cleaten State Jay. I already told James I wouldn't
go out. Killer Bee is on the air. He was
just in here. What was it yesterday? Not only has
his wife been on the road with him the last
couple of years, they're gonna take their kids out of school,
going to homeschool them and take their kids on the
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road with them. Killers of school than anybody.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Now, you know, I've known I've known killer for twenty
some years, right you know, so uh and he's heard
this before now about this homeschooling thing. Not only them
have to travel with the kids, they have to hire
a teacher because killing his wife don't know nothing kids.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I need to call him, we need to help him
call him.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, we'll do it doing comedy intervention.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, killers, that's again.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Next thing, you know, they'll be the r V you
know with a driver. No, just that's to they'll be
toward the family car. You see those people who travel.
I don't understand this rb cray but the end this
r V they're towing the family vehicle. I'm thinking, why
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are they going? Why why are they going? They're pulling
the family car? You know you want to do it
that far. They're doing all that to save motel money.
Oh yeah, yeah, they're getting about it. What you made
with our RV? Oh got get that good deal? That's
used one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars. We're making
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payments for twinyon that's twenty one years. Yeah yeah, finance
for four hundred months and the assuranc real high costs.
We tore in our Shivvy. Well why'd you do that?
You know how much?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Days in calls?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Just the Rushdell is my bothering, you know?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
But wait, no, no James travels. Hey, he'll drive or
he has again. If I can't drive to it, I
ain't going on.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I don't mind quite honestly, I don't mind flying once
a year so I can catch up on my drinking
and my preying. I'm not too crazy about that. And
you know the airlines knows it's not safe. That's why
the overly brag about their safety feature. Oh yeah, I'm waiting.
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They're especially prout of the flotation seat. They even show
a video now and this is how to use it.
Where it's located there. Now, it's to all the pastures.
That's in case we make emergency landed in the ocean. Now,
at first that sounds good, and then my brain cell
kicks in and I'm thinking, well, let's see here. I'm
in Georgia. I'm going to Los Angeles. There ain't no
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damn motion. If you want to make me happy, show
miss here that's gonna bounce out of a corner. Watch
back here the use now, I'm sorry, I watch back
in the used now in the news now, drunk pilots.
Drunk pilots, who's gonna pull them over? There's time you
(26:55):
have done to come around to take you drink order,
just so I'll have for the other pilots. Right now,
I'm gonna be in my car if I.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Can't wait, I'm gonna be in that you go out
here or whatever. But I flew About four years ago.
I was on a flight from Richmond, Virginia to Tampa, Florida.
Went to the very back of the plane. Beautiful day,
wasn't a cloud in the sky. Laid down in the
back row. Twenty seconds after I laid down, I went
from laying in the back seat took back into the
(27:25):
coffee pot section where they do all the cool and
every five it's the most fight in that Stewardess like, sir,
please please get up and get in your seat. I'm like, no,
I think I'll riding the floor board the Florida all
the way out here. Stood up, bounced me off, all
the seats broke, broke one rib.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Is it turbulence?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Clear air tournaments? Sit down in the seat. As soon
as I sit down, the plane hit more turbulence. My
face hit the tray table in front of me. Blood
goes everywhere. The next thing, you know, all I could
remember was thinking about a bicycle I got when I
was five years old. That's the last thing tell you.
I thought I was downing in a plane crash. And
since then I have not been on an airplane.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Ain't gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I gotta go next month. I gotta go to Jamaica.
We were talking out bout I'm gonna go to Jamaica,
but I'm gonna try to get a cruise over there
if I can. Well, that serves You're right, she would
be in Jamaica to start with. Now, I don't know
how big of it. I can't sell tickets in Bluefield, West, Virginia. Now,
match and how good I'm gonna do in Jamaica, James.
(28:25):
It may not be pretty, but maybe we'll do good
down in Florida, John, I.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Was, I was overseas earlier this year. I was, I
was an Albuquerque.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Hey, y'all, I want to We're not gonna do the contest,
so we'll have more time to hang out. So I
was gonna tell you this prize package and whoever wants
it and call.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Wait a minute, hold it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'll tell you about in fifty seconds. All right, y'all,
here we go right now, Jackie. You can even relax.
I'll clear the lines myself. No problem, baby, I want
you to enjoy yourself. Call right now, one eight hundred,
big show. You ain't got to do nothing earlier, asked James,
if he had seen the show what he felt about it,
and he said.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I said, I don't watch other comedians on TV. I'm
so bitter and angry about their too. I'm sitting that
why I don't promote Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, be sure everybody watched. Forget that. I'm at Cracker Marrill.
That's waylet's make sure we cune and may be saying
what somebody make another four million?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Damn all that I did. I would not. I would
not have this attitude toward all these guys. But over
the years, every time I've asked one of them to
co sign, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Rodney Carrington can't co sign. Now that's the thing. Now,
Rodney is a good guy. I don't know what kind
of experience by man I've been around.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Who might want to go on that Rodney Rodney experience?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I really would.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I might want to go. Vinnie wants Actually, yeah, and
I would.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I would.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I would.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
I would take the air for it, to take the
hotel accommodations. And I just, you know, do some industry
showcases or something.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Just skip the Rodney show. Just skip the Rodney. I
watched them last night. Now this I'm just gonna speak
out of turn here may piss off everybody, but I
personally out of all them other comics and they ain't
really but to me and you.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
James, now you said that, I did. I know, kid?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
You know, I actually think out of all of them,
Rodney personally to me is by far the best actor.
That's my opinion.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, so you're talking about the blue collar TV that, No, sir,
I love all them guys.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I love anybody that can do what they do and
make that much money. But I'm just to I just
personally think Rodney is a is a really good actor,
was my opinion.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Show Did you see it?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I know I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
It was funny again two weeks in Ad was really
good too.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
He actually owes me seventy dollars for a cell phone
bill from about two years Rodney, if you're out there,
and you know, he called me a couple of years ago,
we talked on the cell phone. He's like, man, if
you could just you know, had dancing with a man.
He shot a video for this man. If you could
just take it in to see them, man, help me out.
I appreciate God. Come on, man, I owe you one.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I took it in.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You didn't have no luck with it. Now he's got
a show on ABC and he won't return a call. Now,
now what you know? Hey, where are you all? Laugh?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Let me send me go through this, Hey goes. This
is this is how Jackie does it.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Your collar one, hang up and try again, your color too,
Hang up?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Try again.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Now I'm gonna warn you this quicker, because you're gonna get.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Your calor four dragon and go five drag again, and
go to six draggon to go to seven dragon to
color eight dragon to color nine dray again. Okay, Now,
oh I went through the winner, so.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That means we win.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
This is why we have ja.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Congratulations Vinnie, qualifive Vinnie for the Rodney put me in
that hat, John boy, that was the easiest way away.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh yeah, here's caller ten. By default you win. Who
is this?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
This is Ronnie Folsoth.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
All right, Ronnie? Where are you? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And Mac and Georgia?
Speaker 8 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We got the companion holland grill to Rodney c D.
And your name goes into the hat or the trip
to La to see Rodney this Friday?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
All right?
Speaker 9 (32:02):
All right, you were right?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I really ain't got to do nothing to do it,
and don't get too excited about it. It's just a
Rodney Carrington experience. So easy about that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, man, good deal, right now, Jackie, I'll let
you do the work. Hold on, Jackie, get your information there. Okay,
all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
All right, Randy says, we got to take one more
break and then will be back.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
I actually got to take two more breaks for the
end of the show, though we got three before the
end of the show.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
You're a kid man. That means I can have three
bull Port shops. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The big show is on the radio, John Boy been
in a regular gang and on Clinton stage up Ben
and James Gregory.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Now what's regular about that?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh? We're just here low rate and everybody the way.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I won't mention cletist judds CD told your debut number
one on comedy charts. You ain't got you need to
get it. It's called Bipolar and Proud and the city
cover there James, he's flashing us.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But luckily that the titles good. The CD is is
over his breasts. Hey, we played James other night, we
played Zany's and I had one protester. The protesters you
know your careers going to hell when you've got one
protester up at your show. But he was he was
had to sign out there sit bipolar, ain't funny. And
on the other side is like, we love Kletos. You know,
(33:37):
I don't know what you want to keep. They tried
to turn my bus over, but you know which side
to push it from. Hey, you know, I knew I'd
made it when I had a protester show.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
I just impressed that Kles can come on a show
like this in Bragabay's bus. I mean, he he knows
I ain't got one. What I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I mean, uh, the stars love Kletat Judd. I mean
you know, I mean because I have so much dirt
on them. That's the only rason, the only bust I've
been able to afford head a dog. On the side,
I've never had my home, but.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's clean.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
As I ask outside, you didn't know the answer. But yes,
your music, your your art. He's up on the iTunes
music story.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And does that mean somebody's getting it and I'm not
getting paid? No?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
No, no, that means that people can go and down
review the album or downloaded at ninety nine cents a
cutter by cut.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
For ninety nine cents.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Well, if they can't find it on iTunes or Walmart Kmart,
I know for a fact that they've got it at
the Charlotte Pond Shop. If you want to catch a copy.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
You know, you know you don't mind me mentioning this.
I hope, Randy. All my stuff is available on my website.
No funniest man dot com, funniest Man dot And the
cheapest ite of my guy is fifteen dollars. I don't
want nobody's I can't do nothing that cent. I want
you fifteen dollars shipping in the habit. You know there's a
(35:02):
lot of prophet is shipping the hamlet, a lot of
that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh clear, you know you made you mark doing the
parody songs. And I said, have you ever had anybody
did I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
No, how knowledgeable I am about his career. The reason
his last name is Judge is because back in the
uh crazy if I'm wrong assurance, Back in the late ages,
the mid the late eighties, the biggest act in country
music was the Judge. They was Naiomi and then the
fat One. You know that was me. I can't forget
(35:40):
her name? Why no, no, okay, then why And they
had this great song called Mama. He's crazy right that
he came up with his name Judd. He always said
cle Judge. No relation. He was saying, Mama, he's lace.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, and it's no relation. I tell there's no relation
to the judge, although you can't really tell it because
man went on a r both about the same side.
Somebody said that, well, she's a tad bigger than you,
but not I love I love both of them. I'm
just joking. Matter of fact. I was saying, is about it?
What my visits there about a year ago? And they
both came to the show and I got to work
with them back in the eighties out and they just
(36:17):
the Atlantia cities. He's bragging again, I'm bragging about if
I was brag, Yeah, I say there.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
If I was going to brag, I wouldn't bring that
up because I get paid much for that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I still don't.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
You want to tell me sometime, but I don't want
to do the gig. I said, I really need I
really need a little bit more money than that. They said,
you know, there's a free buffet of addressing room I said, where.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It is this?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They just know how to get to me, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
That funny. You know, it's tough to be thin on
the road, though, I mean, you know it's tough to
be thin anywhere that.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
We're talking about that Atkins thing. And I've been on it.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's where you eat, you eat grace and chase it butter.
And I looked better. I felt better. But I guarantee
you my arteries are clogged up like a toilet at
a Tennessee Titans football. They've got it, they've got it.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Well. I love all that good food. I just and
I eat late at night, that's one thing, Yeah, because
I don't like to eat before show. And they eating
late at night then going right to bed. That say
it's not good for it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, say what eat before eight o'clock? Is that good deal?
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
And that wasn't north. So I just but I've never
been I've never been much on this health kick anyway.
Most of my ken folks, except with one or two exceptions,
lived to be way up in the eighties, you know,
And they were born at a time when life expetency
was like fifty five or sixty, right, And they ate
all that grease, all the lives three meals a day.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I tell you about mauncl Jimmy, who is my hero,
ninety three. When he died, that's my mom's oldest brother.
All his fingers were just yellow from nicotine. This is true.
You see these old people who have yellow fee. You know,
ate grease every day of his life, chewed tobacco ninety three,
And I tell the story about hatting. On this ninetieth birthday,
my mom and my aunt bernieus who still living, and
(38:06):
a couple of the aunts who are just ceased now,
went and got him at his apartment, not nursing home.
His apartment ain't Bernice's house for a birthday lunch. This's
go get up at the birthday cake off the little
buffet table, and Jimmy says, I'll get it. He stood up,
had to sat back down. He said, damn, it's a
that leg went out on me again. I don't know
(38:26):
what it is about that leg. My right leg ain't.
Bernie said, Jimmy, I told you you need to see
a doctor. He said, Bernice, all my doctors are dead.
He out lived there. I told you what not to do.
That's who I always thought I would be like you.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh man, all right, okay, two more breaks, letting the
want them breaks we got. We got to promote our
proud sponsors, so to say, for free. Okay, fine you
good morning.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
A big show is on the radios. John bo Vinning,
James Clayden, Staaten, Vinning, the gang. I ain't good hanging
out with you guys, Chelaida, Steven, don't see you nothing.
James has been missing you the summer. Man, glad you back.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I love being here. Just happy to be with you again.
That's glad to be alive.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
That's neat and James. You know, so for those year
we messed a couple of times. We wouldn't do it
a lot because I don't want to jink Shire getting
I appreciate that doctor, but some new experiences for you.
You actually spent time in doctor's offices.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Oh yeah, but I've been to a doctor more in
the past few months than I've been in my whole
life leading up to Base.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
You you broke your own rule because remember last time
he said you weren't going to go.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I know see, I would not have gone through the summer.
I went through with all the open hearts surgery, going
into a coma, be in the hospital two months. That
would not have happened to me if I had setted
away from doctors.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
There was a doctor that found all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
You never had a mechanic say hey, you need surgery.
There's always some doctor and white coat, you know what
I mean. So I was just in denial there for
a while. You know that open heart surgery, it sounds
like it's kind of like an autopsy. I mean they
really opened that chest up.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Wow, yeah, my mom had it done.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Oh, it's just something else. I'll tell you. It's not easy.
It's not like tonsils. But thank goodness, I arrange it
so i'd have no visitors, just to just immediately. I
didn't even have aunts. I had no cousins. It was
just my brother, my sister and one other person. That's
the only people on the guest list. How over you
(40:51):
will come staring at me. But you know, see when
I first went in, as I told you, I thought
would be there in four or five days, Say you
want people around me for four by days, but it's
gonna be there two months. I might have put more
people on the list.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I would have liked to have been on the list,
so I can, you know, confirm some of the bookings
and stuff.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
How about that Halifax County game.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's why I was here. I always coming from to
Charlotte if the in July and I couldn't make it
this though. Yeah, that's right. I'll be at the Commune
zone in the Sea of Charlotte this Thanksgiving weekend about
fourteenth Thanksgiving. Let's go. It's like a tradition of me
and the turkey. And I'm buying lottery ticket still. So
(41:33):
all my gigs are so the right six numbers. I
count a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, if we never hear from you again or hear
about you, we know you won't a lost.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
You'll know I want.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Dude, you played the lottery too, Ladies, are you afford
to play the lost? Just a dollar? Looking for that?
There's a dollar a ticket.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
My mom loved to play the lottery, sheep, but she
only does it. She just likes to scratch it off.
She don't care she wins not, she just likes to
scratch it off.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Well, I like these people who won't buy list and
gets up to a certain amount. Yeah they're old.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
There was a million, like over two hundred million round
here and down to South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
And so I guess that was a power ball. Yeah,
but see when you're in Charlotte, North Carolina, you are
thirty minutes on the power ball Outlet just go right
down the freeway to rock Hill. I have I ain't
gonna name names. I have another friend here in Charlotte
who won't make that drive that gets past fifty million.
(42:30):
Let's see if I got this right, it's a thirty
million drive because you haven't moved. It's thirty minutes no
matter when you go. But if it's forty million, you
ain't gonna mess with He's got these qualifications. Yeah, that
makes it's worth his wile to get have the rock
he man.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Hey, listen, James, I know you're keeping up with the actual,
bringing actual stories of lottery winners that won't ask for
the job at waffle house.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Did you hear about the Californiay California lottery winner was
shot to death by police. This happened was Wednesday, October
to thirteenth. He was shot early sun as dozens of
people fled to avoid a fight outside of bar before
a Saint Louis ram Seattle Seahawks game. So he was
like behind the car and I don't know what he
(43:15):
was doing, but he started shooting.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
He started to shooting.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, he started shooting and all that money.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Let's see, he was one of thirteen Starbucks employees in
LA who shared an eighty seven million dollar in California.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
I read about that group win. I didn't read about
the So.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
You know, you think maybe the lotter ain't gonna solve
all you problems if you out, they did.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
A two hour special a e A two hour special
devoted to people who wish they had never won. That's true.
They had a four hour mini series. The first two
hours with people who had won the lottery and glad
they did win. Then they had a two hour special
all those who wish they had never won. And some
of us, they said their life was miserable. Is there right?
They said, they get calls all the folks want some
(44:00):
of the money. Well, see, that wouldn't make me wish
I didn't get it. I can I can hang up
on a relet.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yes, sir, in my heart, I can go unlisted. Oh yeah,
I can go unless and.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
See it won't take And I can move quickly because
you know I never have taken the wheels off my house.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Up you could afford caller ID with that kind of.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, I did tell you about I told you I had.
I got one aunt still living, ain't Bernice?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
And I told this before and never I think it's
a joke. It's not a joke. I don't even do
this as part of my act. She's the only human being,
forget the only woman. She's the only human being I know.
She lives in a trailer, little mobile home park, a
lot of a lot of seniors. Do you know it's
the only trailer I've ever seen in my life. With
the ad T security system. I don't get it. I
(44:53):
don't know what that trailer. I figured it must be
like the Holy Collector plates that trailer. You want to
you can't.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
You can't hide money.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
All right, all right, here you go, you already last break,
last break right here, good morning, got a big show
on the radio. We go in down the broadcast this morning.
The way we started to clean us. Tea judds out
from bipolar and proud. But I love Nascar. You heard
the world premiere right here on the big show. We
(45:27):
don't play that again, clear us. Congratulations on the success
of this this CD. If you onlyin't got it, you
gotta get it, man. So they make great stocking stuffers.
Get three or four hundred at a time. Appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Absolutely. We'll be looking for you on totally NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
You don't gonna be filming that, and uh, you got
to keep us up to date on what you're doing
so we can let our listeners.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Well, we've got two dates next year already and uh,
and we'll see what happens look all the way in
the next year.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, I tried some stand up the other night for
the first time and it worked.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
They all stood up and lift im go back to singing.
That's what I'm on there doing good. Oh, somebody won't
ask you a question? Is that you on the video?
Great video?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I love now?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Is that you and Toby Keith's hat. It's uh, it's me,
But that's not Toby Keith's hat.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Is that's a stunt hat and double hat.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah. Toby called me and he said, let me tell you. Somebody.
The first person that comes up to me and says
I did a great job in your video, I'm whooping
your ass.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Well, he is singing on the song. That's what Counts.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
It was awesome and James James is always buddy, always
a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
I just love be here. I love all y'all.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
I love you more, buddy, and uh but tell you
off Haleck Hallo Halifax County Fair. People probably be there already.
That's gonna see all day.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
To friend the chicken, the raincoats. You know. Then when
I go on stage, that will go pee and then
Maga Valley Saturday night night we counsel fraud you lack
of interest?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Can I get on that guest us in the Maggie Valley?
I got an opening on Friday night, all right.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Glads, James benn is always going to see you man.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
All right.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Then we'll end it with yeah, here it is Kletus
T Judd featuring Toby Keith. I love Nascar ready ready.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Mm.
Speaker 11 (47:33):
We died owners favorite drivers boy that Tony Stewart's of
Winer and we got rookies advertisers like let's say, Hapling, Target, Sharman, Caterpillar,
Next Tail, Mountain, New Duke, Pont Lows, Hode, Pok Kodak,
M and m U.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Be tied on tail you let Kellogg's fag Erdy Walton
Bloodwiser cut the Trophyirs, you have my favorite parts from
room from from from my Love Nascar.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
We got cautions, we got pet stops. You can't hear
a dang thing once the flag drops. Poor Kyle, Petty
and Swerve and Marlin Come are gonna find it tough
to beat Mark Mark because that vigra car is allway.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
He's driven haul.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
From chroom froom from from my Love Nascar.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
I love Nascar.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
It's my kind of raise.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
Just watching Jeff Cord flower for walk puts a smile
on their junior's face. Snow Cabby all it's bearing more
call from broom, broom, throom, throom, my love Nascar. I
(49:21):
like short tracks.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
You'll see more.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
Res and about a million scream and retnet's an old
Jeff Burt or my skinner. Well they've done forgot what
it's like to be a winner.
Speaker 5 (49:37):
And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who is sponsor?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Who's all from crew room room through my Love Nascar.
Hey that's a person I've brother.
Speaker 2 (49:57):
I got anyone there. I to get my we gotta
pay next pair stop.
Speaker 5 (50:01):
I don't need to get that two right front car,
so I needga wear it your website to get just
winch in a flame of the gas center.
Speaker 3 (50:06):
You don't care how men upare. I'm to wear a pair.
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I have some lass starred my drawers out of that.
I like football, I like I like my wrestle.
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I like a good game of air hockey.
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I like some ping pong Now and then how about you, Toby.
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I love Nast Car.
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It's my carray.
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Just to see Biggie back on on the track.
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We pull the smile on the breathing me. No one
drove a car.
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Quite like her.
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From froom room, froom, froom.
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Aie, y'all, let's go on do this current events quiz.
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What we're gonna deal with?
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Bidley?
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Well, the presidential candidates are lining up some last minute
TV appearances as the election closes in.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh yeah, so what John Kerry blamed President for the
flu vaccine shorty reconally, So you're gonna see a lot
of that heating up.
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Right, All right, now, well, let's deal with it.
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It's time.
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Quiz Jack say hey you John Ogilly Pep squad to
say hey the Bill out of Cookville, Tennessee. Good morning Bill,
Hello John Bolly.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
How's everything going in your world? Buddy?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
I'll done great about job.
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You'ah doing good? Doing good?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Will be all listen to Bill and win this prize, Baggs, Buddy,
Well Bill.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
The race for the White House is moving into its
final days, and the last minute media blitz is on.
Of course, Leno, Letterman, Oprah, even Doctor Phil have become
standard stops for political candidates lately, but this year they're
popping up in some new and even more unusual places
on TV. For example, just before the election next week,
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a President Bush visits The Daily Show to show he's
got a sense of humor. B John Kerry checks in
on MTV's Total Request Live to reach young hip voters.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Or see Ralph Nader.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hangs sheet rock on TLC's Home Makeover to get ready
for his real job after the election.
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Say do work, Bell, We're gonna send you that seven
and a quarter in circular saw from Bosh Tools and
Ronnie Cairnon CD and you qualify with the Ronning experienced
trip to l A.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
All right, and be careful with that circular saw. I
got a couple of cousins with nine fingers. So is
Ralph Nader still in the presidential race?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Depends on what you call in.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
The fact that you just asked that should answer.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, Well I'm the media.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Ain't a yeah scary, ain't it?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Dimn Belle, You hold on, Jackie gets information, We'll get
jam prize baggage model h Bill alright, Daniel Knew and
then Robert d Rayberg, and then we got a John
mo'billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
James Gregory Ventner hanging out with us will be joined sometime.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I clean.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Checking the mail slot which collects email from big show listeners,
which I get days later. Here's one from missus Sandy
Weber and Clinton Tennessee. Mister Rayford, you grumpy old fart.
Can't you leave the devil worshipers alone? First, working mothers, women, drivers,
crying children, rule breakers, et cetera. Uspiends only have one
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day a year to make our children look like the
Master and hop them up on sugar at the same time.
At least you have an opinion. Though I can't say
how tired I am of the mealy mouthed PC people
running around these days. I might not always wear my
opinions on my sleeve twenty four hours a day, but
at least I have them, and more than one to boot.
Of course, you get paid for speaking yours. I hardly
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ever agree with you, but at least you think about things.
Back to the Halloween thought. Did you spring from your
mother's womb a big old grouch or were there actually
some childhood type traditions that you have warm and fuzzy
memories of? Yes, indeed, hope someone pulls this from the
computer and gives it to you as I'm sure you can't.
You got that right, miss Webber, have no access to
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that infernal machine. Let's see. Here's one from a homeless person.
Debbie mullanacs. I must assume she is homeless. No address
does she live? Wrapped in wire somewhere in cyber space,
says I heard your piece on Halloween this morning, and
how you say a pox on Halloween. I have very
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fond memories of when I was going trick or treating.
I lived in a small town where everybody knew everybody.
Neighbors stepped in to help neighbors. You slept with the
front door and windows open. Our parents would get us ready,
and we walked the entire area door to door where
there were lights on, which was about ninety five percent
of the neighborhood. It was the one night that you
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could be anything you wanted to be. It was safe,
it was fun. It was a night that you forgot
about school parents, teachers, and had fun with your schoolmates.
Today is a different story. You hardly see lights on
for trick or treaters anymore. Everyone is afraid of whom
might come to their doors dressed up in a costume.
The children of today don't know what it feels like
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to be safe. Once you have finished trick or treating,
then you have to take your candy and have it
X rayed, make sure it's safe to eat. It is
very sad that we have come to this point in
our country. Yes, Debbie, somewhere out there in cyberspace. That's
why I call it begaween. I wonder why we teach
children how to put their hand out for a handout
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as soon as they can walk. A pox on begaween?
Who says that? I say that A growing number of
people who listen to the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Good morning and a big show is on a radio.
We have a big old time this morning. Thanks for
breakfast from Bojangles Famous chicken and biscuits. Got don't want
to need to get a half of Bojangles. Now we've
moved on to lunch. Think about James's first time you
got to taste their new vinegar based cooking sauce at.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
These port shops here. Oh man, I'll tell you what.
This is not a good place for a heart Paget
Port sausages we got, Oh man, this is great. This
is just great food here. We've got sausages and pork chops.
And of course you know I've always prayed about boat Jangles. Yeah,
I've always had one complaint about them. I bring it
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up every time I've been Charlotte. We don't have Bojangles
where I live. Right, the closest one to us is
like Chattanooga to the north and then Augusta, Georgia, South
Carolina line to the east. But I always stop if
you go into bowl Jangles by yourself in order that
twelve piece family meal. Yeah, they just automatically assume it's
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to go. I'm hell, don't find me a fork.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Come on, let's step back and eat some lunch, because
we're going to yield someplace. I ladies, John Boy, but
a house is going to be acted out, Neggs. Good morning,
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and you got the big show on the radio. About
ten away from the hour, It's.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Time Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode
All the King's Men. As our story opens, King Vdoor
and Queen Armadilla are sitting in the royal throne room
of Castle Livermush.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
Is this the end of all fair Kingdom?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Well, you'll suddently, come out of your shell, Armadilla, call.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yourself my gap tooth and barbarian.
Speaker 9 (08:00):
Shall never set foot inside these walls, if I have
anything to say.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
About it, Your highness, The men you have summoned are
waiting your attentions like your.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Lady and waiting. Oh hell, King, you are giddle.
Speaker 9 (08:23):
All right, we can dispense with the fanta swooching gentlemen,
all got the job, as.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
You know, may not know, the kingdom is in grave peril.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Word from the frat says.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
These vandals are about to overrun our defenses.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Why didn't somebody make defenses taller?
Speaker 9 (08:47):
If we survive, we shall deal with that. If they
break through, they will suit me at the gates of
this very castle. That is why I need your help.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Shall we put on our armor and join the battle? Scion?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
No, who are you? Never mind?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It is I who shall don armor? Whow I wasn't.
Speaker 9 (09:09):
Finished with yet to say as I wish, I I
shall darn armor and join the battle.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Then you go, put sire the king Ohio.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Yes, in war time the place of a king is
in front of his man, leading them onto victory.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Or so I'm d During.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
My absence, I have an important assignment for each of you.
Sit forwards, a Lloyd of Beef.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I am here my king.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
Yeah, that's who you are, not to you, I trust
for safe keeping my crown, the most visible symbol of
my power and authority. He try not to get the
fingerprints all over it when you're showing it off to
your idiot friends, because you know you will.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I shall call it with my very life, your highness,
sort of the idea parget.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Next, step forward, Earl of Scruggs.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yes, your Highness to you.
Speaker 9 (10:13):
Ay, I entrust my signet ring emblazon with the crest
of the royal family.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
That what that is?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
It also it gets you too, for one on Friday
night said ye old steak and ail.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They don't forget the tip. It shall never leave my
sight your honest.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Again, that's sort of what I had in mind.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
Step forward, sird Jumbo of Hicksville, have your service, your
highness from the south of my kingdom. May I first
say thank you so much for dressing up for the
royal audience. Wasn't last year you wore that same holy
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pair of chain mail shots?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Apologies? I came to the castle in great haste. Those
people just ride a horse.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Without stopping to bathe.
Speaker 9 (11:08):
The parent lave. Judging from the cloud of flies about you,
at any rate, to you, I entrust the most precious
charge of all you were.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
What is it? Oh, this key, hi, the key to
the royal arm around.
Speaker 9 (11:27):
It is far more precious than that, the key to
the royal scaturer. It is the key to the greatest
treasure in all the kingdom, the key to the queen's
chastity belt.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
Or what's the meaning of this, my lady?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Is I ride off to join the battle.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
I must consider the possibility I may not return alive.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
You must not speak this fight tis true.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
Fret in the event I don't stop fretting. In the
event I am struck down in battle, you must be
prepared to raise up an air to the throne sasquatch
here as be capable and assisting you in that task,
which is to say, he has no visible open saws
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and most of his teeth.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I yell, your highness, and with that, oh, what have
I done with that?
Speaker 9 (12:23):
I evolved to defend the kingdom. If Heaven smiles upon
our efforts, I shall return to you in victory toothpaste,
I mean, post haste hard world and up word cherry picker.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Later Tatus King Vidor and his valet shaddle up and
ride off in the direction of the battle.
Speaker 9 (12:42):
Fiel, Yo, I didn't know these things went so fast.
Keep a shop, I swallowed a bug. Keep a stop out, boy,
these vandals are a sneaky lot.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Oh, your highness a loan writer approach. It looked like
he come from the castle.
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Lady, lady, where did I bring you?
Speaker 9 (13:06):
Oh, don't be ridiculous, we just left the castle.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
It's Sir Jumbo of hicks Mill.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Sire, Sir, why why?
Speaker 8 (13:20):
Why?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
What I say? Wallath?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
His voice has changed this last king, I must speak
with you.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yes, yes, what is it?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You gave me the wrong key.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play House.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Merciful Death. Where is thy steak? June?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And again next time we'll hear the crusty old barmaid at.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Ye old steak and able say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
The Big Show is on the radio. John Boy, Belly,
Randy Tater, Carla Cook, Big Tom, Big Show, Foods, Vinnie
James Gregory now joining the Free Kletos t Judd Goodness
see What about boys?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
How you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Man? A lot of pressure in this room, a lot
Now what am I gonna do?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I suggest you're trying not to suck of all the
times to show up. The greatest comedian to ever performed
with James Gregory to my left.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Basically this morning, I talk about the weather.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Report, say yes, every Rady's body, do you look different?
You got a different hair color going there?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Well, I was telling my wife, you know what, ever,
the older I got, I had it blond, you know,
forever bleach actually, and the older I got everybody thought
I was Eminem's daddy, so I went dark. Now my
old lady thought I was Wayne Newton when I got
home a month. But you know, I got this done
in California, and James can appreciate it. For what I
paid for this haircut, I could have bought a duplex
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back home where we're from. I'm telling you, yeah, three
hundred and thirty dollars haircut.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
What was you doing in California to start with?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, well, I don't know that I'm really out of
place out there anyway, but it's the first haircut I've
ever got. I've got four payments left, four payments left
and it'll be paid off my haircut.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
That was the guy's named Richard. I'm sure.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, the in thet they're greedy in California because the
homeless guy they come up to you, they don't want
to borrow a dollar. You ain't got four hundred dollars
on hold to you? What are you gonna buy? And
you're homeless?
Speaker 6 (15:50):
Good god, a haircut, man, I get, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
A haircut. Absolutely need a haircut too.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Well, you know a lot of those homeless people, and
I know there's some people in this country truly truly homeless.
You'll work for food. But when you see these young
able body fellas have a sign they're not here about
working for food. Oh not not since here about it
years ago. You're my house. There's a young fellow, same
street corner every day for a week. Get on my nerves.
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So one more things? Really when traffic would do but
I pulled over. He had a side will work for food.
I offered that guy an onion to paint my house.
I mean he gave me the finger. So so the
homeless can be rude.
Speaker 6 (16:36):
The onions aren't very filling.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Hey, if I taken my break yet right here all right,
all right, let's do this. Hold on, We'll be right
by y'all. Y'all said through these important announcements.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Good morning, the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Us in a radio coming outward, hanging around here with
the boys. James Gregory on his way to Halifax County
Fair in Virginia, spend time with us.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
He'll be in Maggie Valley this week. He just certain
night only we counsel fraudy. Oh, you did just lack
a ticket. I mean, I'm know Tim Wilson.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
We got Cleta Steja and I ain't got no shows.
You're you're in town today filming Totally Nascar. You'll be
on Totally Nascar.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, we're gonna go over there and do some NASCAR
stuff and see what we can get it. Trying to
get a celebrity grudge match up with Tony Stewart.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
You won't call me back, right.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
And by the way, Clint stay uh and told you
about uh, I love Nascar. I know you sent me
c D and he said, he said, tell me what
you think about this, And I went ahead and world
premiered it on the Big Show. That didn't get you
in anything.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
No, sir, didn't get me inttle. I like nastcar. I
mean I enjoy watching some things about it. I don't understand.
Maybe James or you can help me out here. I
don't understand how they can. They can pull into a pit,
get four new tars, put on two decals, put on
the back end of it brand new, when she'll whippers,
a free tank of cash and two dance knocked out
of the front quarter panel in less than seventeen seconds.
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We run over a nail out here in this bus
and spent five hours at a jiffy load trying to
get a text. And the seat belt system in them
cars is is what I like to have in my
own personal car, because there's always one guy that'll that'll
run over like a thimble on the far side of
the track and flip about sixty five times. There won't
be nothing left of that car. But when shill whipper
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hanging off of it, and he'll come out of that
puff of smoke, say, nobody move. I think I've lost
a contact lens.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
What's the deal there, jave, I don't get any I
tell what that on five point hardest too.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I tell where it hurts you is in the crotch area.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I ge't might be so claustrophobe, and that they put
me in a uh what's some cars? Brooks and Done
used to race them Legends cars. Oh yeah, uh no, shut,
I didn't feel well.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I don't. I don't mean to just be extra quaiet
here while you guys are going on. I've met a
lot of the NASCAR drivers like him individually. I just
don't follow the sports. The only sports I keep up
with is pro wrestling, and if if Rick Flair is
not driving, I'm not well.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
You know when you loved it because I had a
match race with Rick Flair and the Legends gonna kid, Oh,
I whipped him. I've let him pass me just so
I could pass him again. So that's one on the nets.
That's funny like that. But I want to congratulate you.
Coleid Us on your CD debuted number one on the
comedy chart.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
You didn't know they was a comedy, no idea because
I never had the record.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I started that chart you.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I've never been on the major label. All my stuff,
I have to sell out a truck on my car,
Well that's trunk for right now. I can't get I
can't get store ship space.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But I'll share it with anytime. I'll guarantee you well,
we had to go up against them, you know, the
blue collar day on all that. We're gonna do a
ring around the collar tour man James. That's what we'll
show them how to sell a ticket.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
All right, listen, y'all, hang on.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
I can tell already we're gonna have a big old
prize package. I'm just gonna put it up for grabs
because we ain't gonna have time to play the contest
because for the rest of the show, I just want
to set around talk. All right, We're gonna set around
talk your latest newswater sports and then Robert d. Raver
let him raid and get on out of here. The
prize package coming up, So this will be the easiest
way ever. All you gotta do is get through a game.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You got take.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Sea Ready for it again?
Speaker 7 (20:48):
Wondering is it because it's an election year and politics
and politicians dominate the media.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
But Halloween begaween I.
Speaker 7 (20:56):
Call it isn't getting the attention it usually does. Do
other countries celebrate Halloween? After all? The pagan holiday originated
in Europe. What they're doing is following the US lead
to commercialize Halloween and to pitch it to adult party animals.
A Critics say it's just another manifestation of creeping US commercialization,
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but either as an American export, a new twist to
an old ancestor worship festival, or welcome excuse for another party,
Halloween is taking root around the world. It's also a
boon for retailers, restauranteurs, bar owners, and anyone else looking
to cash in on people's appetite for the spooky. It's
noteworthy that Parisians are celebrating.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Halloween at all.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Only five years ago, when the holiday began making inroads
into France, many people rejected it with as much passion
as they now embrace it, and today Paris is wrapped
in witch's cloaks at the approach of Halloween, with restaurants
and shops decorating windows with goblin spiderwebs and skeletons. Halloween
Mania is seen everywhere from Hungary to Hong Kong, encouraged
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by American movies, TV shows, the Internet, student exchanges, American
troops station abroad, increased tourism, and the opening of once
closed economies to the outside world. The issue of Halloween
imagery to sell everything from music to muffins is big
business and getting bigger. The origins of Halloween date back
to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain or Winter's Eve,
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celebrated in what is now Ireland, Britain, and northwest France.
The festival marked the arrival of winter, a season often
associated with death. England's celebration of Halloween waned with the
spread of the Reformation, and for many years the holiday
was largely confined to the United States, Canada, and Ireland.
Here in the United States, Halloween begaween. I call it
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is waning. Some say on the way out, why is that?
Robert d Rayferd, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Good morning, A big show is on a radio. Big
I'll begin to work third for it. James Gregory, cleatenst
Judd Vinning, a whole gang, mader Man on the wall. Okay,
I think we're finally full. We can hang out in
here for a little bit.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
A lot of food in the lobit a lot of folks.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I love this radio, stay and I wanna plug our station.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Kalidas t We're gonna be doing a deal together. December
second and the third down in Orlando. Absolutely, we're gonna
raise funds for Camp Boggy Creek by hosting a two
thousand and four John Boy Billy Comedy golf classic. You
gotta get us in at the improv. It's a private
comedy show men. Billy a host. We'll have Killer Bees
down there, kleadas t as well as Grandma Lee, and.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Some of your listeners might want to know that Killer
Bee's wife will be there.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
All right, all right, listen, listen. I ain't gonna touch
that Cleaten State Jay. I already told James I wouldn't
go out. Killer Bee is on the air. He was
just in here. What was it yesterday? Not only has
his wife been on the road with him the last
couple of years, they're gonna take their kids out of school,
going to homeschool them and take their kids on the
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road with them. Killers of school than anybody.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Now, you know, I've known I've known killer for twenty
some years, right you know, so uh and he's heard
this before now about this homeschooling thing. Not only them
have to travel with the kids, they have to hire
a teacher because killing his wife don't know nothing kids.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I need to call him, we need to help him
call him.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, we'll do it doing comedy intervention.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Yeah, killers, that's again.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Next thing, you know, they'll be the r V you
know with a driver. No, just that's to they'll be
toward the family car. You see those people who travel.
I don't understand this rb cray but the end this
r V they're towing the family vehicle. I'm thinking, why
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are they going? Why why are they going? They're pulling
the family car? You know you want to do it
that far. They're doing all that to save motel money.
Oh yeah, yeah, they're getting about it. What you made
with our RV? Oh got get that good deal? That's
used one hundred and thirty six thousand dollars. We're making
(25:27):
payments for twinyon that's twenty one years. Yeah yeah, finance
for four hundred months and the assuranc real high costs.
We tore in our Shivvy. Well why'd you do that?
You know how much?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Days in calls?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Just the Rushdell is my bothering, you know?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
But wait, no, no James travels. Hey, he'll drive or
he has again. If I can't drive to it, I
ain't going on.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I don't mind quite honestly, I don't mind flying once
a year so I can catch up on my drinking
and my preying. I'm not too crazy about that. And
you know the airlines knows it's not safe. That's why
the overly brag about their safety feature. Oh yeah, I'm waiting.
(26:11):
They're especially prout of the flotation seat. They even show
a video now and this is how to use it.
Where it's located there. Now, it's to all the pastures.
That's in case we make emergency landed in the ocean. Now,
at first that sounds good, and then my brain cell
kicks in and I'm thinking, well, let's see here. I'm
in Georgia. I'm going to Los Angeles. There ain't no
(26:34):
damn motion. If you want to make me happy, show
miss here that's gonna bounce out of a corner. Watch
back here the use now, I'm sorry, I watch back
in the used now in the news now, drunk pilots.
Drunk pilots, who's gonna pull them over? There's time you
(26:55):
have done to come around to take you drink order,
just so I'll have for the other pilots. Right now,
I'm gonna be in my car if I.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Can't wait, I'm gonna be in that you go out
here or whatever. But I flew About four years ago.
I was on a flight from Richmond, Virginia to Tampa, Florida.
Went to the very back of the plane. Beautiful day,
wasn't a cloud in the sky. Laid down in the
back row. Twenty seconds after I laid down, I went
from laying in the back seat took back into the
(27:25):
coffee pot section where they do all the cool and
every five it's the most fight in that Stewardess like, sir,
please please get up and get in your seat. I'm like, no,
I think I'll riding the floor board the Florida all
the way out here. Stood up, bounced me off, all
the seats broke, broke one rib.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Is it turbulence?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Clear air tournaments? Sit down in the seat. As soon
as I sit down, the plane hit more turbulence. My
face hit the tray table in front of me. Blood
goes everywhere. The next thing, you know, all I could
remember was thinking about a bicycle I got when I
was five years old. That's the last thing tell you.
I thought I was downing in a plane crash. And
since then I have not been on an airplane.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Ain't gonna.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I gotta go next month. I gotta go to Jamaica.
We were talking out bout I'm gonna go to Jamaica,
but I'm gonna try to get a cruise over there
if I can. Well, that serves You're right, she would
be in Jamaica to start with. Now, I don't know
how big of it. I can't sell tickets in Bluefield, West, Virginia. Now,
match and how good I'm gonna do in Jamaica, James.
(28:25):
It may not be pretty, but maybe we'll do good
down in Florida, John, I.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Was, I was overseas earlier this year. I was, I
was an Albuquerque.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Hey, y'all, I want to We're not gonna do the contest,
so we'll have more time to hang out. So I
was gonna tell you this prize package and whoever wants
it and call.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Wait a minute, hold it.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
I'll tell you about in fifty seconds. All right, y'all,
here we go right now, Jackie. You can even relax.
I'll clear the lines myself. No problem, baby, I want
you to enjoy yourself. Call right now, one eight hundred,
big show. You ain't got to do nothing earlier, asked James,
if he had seen the show what he felt about it,
and he said.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I said, I don't watch other comedians on TV. I'm
so bitter and angry about their too. I'm sitting that
why I don't promote Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, be sure everybody watched. Forget that. I'm at Cracker Marrill.
That's waylet's make sure we cune and may be saying
what somebody make another four million?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Damn all that I did. I would not. I would
not have this attitude toward all these guys. But over
the years, every time I've asked one of them to
co sign, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Rodney Carrington can't co sign. Now that's the thing. Now,
Rodney is a good guy. I don't know what kind
of experience by man I've been around.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Who might want to go on that Rodney Rodney experience?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
I really would.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I might want to go. Vinnie wants Actually, yeah, and
I would.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
I would.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
I would.
Speaker 6 (29:50):
I would take the air for it, to take the
hotel accommodations. And I just, you know, do some industry
showcases or something.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Just skip the Rodney show. Just skip the Rodney. I
watched them last night. Now this I'm just gonna speak
out of turn here may piss off everybody, but I
personally out of all them other comics and they ain't
really but to me and you.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
James, now you said that, I did. I know, kid?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
You know, I actually think out of all of them,
Rodney personally to me is by far the best actor.
That's my opinion.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, so you're talking about the blue collar TV that, No, sir,
I love all them guys.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I love anybody that can do what they do and
make that much money. But I'm just to I just
personally think Rodney is a is a really good actor,
was my opinion.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
Show Did you see it?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I know I hadn't seen it.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
It was funny again two weeks in Ad was really
good too.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
He actually owes me seventy dollars for a cell phone
bill from about two years Rodney, if you're out there,
and you know, he called me a couple of years ago,
we talked on the cell phone. He's like, man, if
you could just you know, had dancing with a man.
He shot a video for this man. If you could
just take it in to see them, man, help me out.
I appreciate God. Come on, man, I owe you one.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I took it in.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You didn't have no luck with it. Now he's got
a show on ABC and he won't return a call. Now,
now what you know? Hey, where are you all? Laugh?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Let me send me go through this, Hey goes. This
is this is how Jackie does it.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Your collar one, hang up and try again, your color too,
Hang up?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Try again.
Speaker 6 (31:17):
Now I'm gonna warn you this quicker, because you're gonna get.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Your calor four dragon and go five drag again, and
go to six draggon to go to seven dragon to
color eight dragon to color nine dray again. Okay, Now,
oh I went through the winner, so.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
That means we win.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
This is why we have ja.
Speaker 4 (31:34):
Congratulations Vinnie, qualifive Vinnie for the Rodney put me in
that hat, John boy, that was the easiest way away.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Oh yeah, here's caller ten. By default you win. Who
is this?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
This is Ronnie Folsoth.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
All right, Ronnie? Where are you? Buddy?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
And Mac and Georgia?
Speaker 8 (31:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
We got the companion holland grill to Rodney c D.
And your name goes into the hat or the trip
to La to see Rodney this Friday?
Speaker 8 (32:01):
All right?
Speaker 9 (32:02):
All right, you were right?
Speaker 2 (32:03):
I really ain't got to do nothing to do it,
and don't get too excited about it. It's just a
Rodney Carrington experience. So easy about that.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, man, good deal, right now, Jackie, I'll let
you do the work. Hold on, Jackie, get your information there. Okay,
all right, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
All right, Randy says, we got to take one more
break and then will be back.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
I actually got to take two more breaks for the
end of the show, though we got three before the
end of the show.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
You're a kid man. That means I can have three
bull Port shops. Good morning.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The big show is on the radio, John Boy been
in a regular gang and on Clinton stage up Ben
and James Gregory.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Now what's regular about that?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Oh? We're just here low rate and everybody the way.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
I won't mention cletist judds CD told your debut number
one on comedy charts. You ain't got you need to
get it. It's called Bipolar and Proud and the city
cover there James, he's flashing us.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
But luckily that the titles good. The CD is is
over his breasts. Hey, we played James other night, we
played Zany's and I had one protester. The protesters you
know your careers going to hell when you've got one
protester up at your show. But he was he was
had to sign out there sit bipolar, ain't funny. And
on the other side is like, we love Kletos. You know,
(33:37):
I don't know what you want to keep. They tried
to turn my bus over, but you know which side
to push it from. Hey, you know, I knew I'd
made it when I had a protester show.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
I just impressed that Kles can come on a show
like this in Bragabay's bus. I mean, he he knows
I ain't got one. What I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I mean, uh, the stars love Kletat Judd. I mean
you know, I mean because I have so much dirt
on them. That's the only rason, the only bust I've
been able to afford head a dog. On the side,
I've never had my home, but.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
It's clean.
Speaker 10 (34:12):
As I ask outside, you didn't know the answer. But yes,
your music, your your art. He's up on the iTunes
music story.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And does that mean somebody's getting it and I'm not
getting paid? No?
Speaker 10 (34:22):
No, no, that means that people can go and down
review the album or downloaded at ninety nine cents a
cutter by cut.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
For ninety nine cents.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Well, if they can't find it on iTunes or Walmart Kmart,
I know for a fact that they've got it at
the Charlotte Pond Shop. If you want to catch a copy.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
You know, you know you don't mind me mentioning this.
I hope, Randy. All my stuff is available on my website.
No funniest man dot com, funniest Man dot And the
cheapest ite of my guy is fifteen dollars. I don't
want nobody's I can't do nothing that cent. I want
you fifteen dollars shipping in the habit. You know there's a
(35:02):
lot of prophet is shipping the hamlet, a lot of
that's good. That's good.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
Oh clear, you know you made you mark doing the
parody songs. And I said, have you ever had anybody
did I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:18):
No, how knowledgeable I am about his career. The reason
his last name is Judge is because back in the
uh crazy if I'm wrong assurance, Back in the late ages,
the mid the late eighties, the biggest act in country
music was the Judge. They was Naiomi and then the
fat One. You know that was me. I can't forget
(35:40):
her name? Why no, no, okay, then why And they
had this great song called Mama. He's crazy right that
he came up with his name Judd. He always said
cle Judge. No relation. He was saying, Mama, he's lace.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, and it's no relation. I tell there's no relation
to the judge, although you can't really tell it because
man went on a r both about the same side.
Somebody said that, well, she's a tad bigger than you,
but not I love I love both of them. I'm
just joking. Matter of fact. I was saying, is about it?
What my visits there about a year ago? And they
both came to the show and I got to work
with them back in the eighties out and they just
(36:17):
the Atlantia cities. He's bragging again, I'm bragging about if
I was brag, Yeah, I say there.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
If I was going to brag, I wouldn't bring that
up because I get paid much for that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I still don't.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
You want to tell me sometime, but I don't want
to do the gig. I said, I really need I
really need a little bit more money than that. They said,
you know, there's a free buffet of addressing room I said, where.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
It is this?
Speaker 3 (36:42):
They just know how to get to me, you know.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
That funny. You know, it's tough to be thin on
the road, though, I mean, you know it's tough to
be thin anywhere that.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
We're talking about that Atkins thing. And I've been on it.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's where you eat, you eat grace and chase it butter.
And I looked better. I felt better. But I guarantee
you my arteries are clogged up like a toilet at
a Tennessee Titans football. They've got it, they've got it.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Well. I love all that good food. I just and
I eat late at night, that's one thing, Yeah, because
I don't like to eat before show. And they eating
late at night then going right to bed. That say
it's not good for it?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yes, say what eat before eight o'clock? Is that good deal?
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:25):
And that wasn't north. So I just but I've never
been I've never been much on this health kick anyway.
Most of my ken folks, except with one or two exceptions,
lived to be way up in the eighties, you know,
And they were born at a time when life expetency
was like fifty five or sixty, right, And they ate
all that grease, all the lives three meals a day.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
You know.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
I tell you about mauncl Jimmy, who is my hero,
ninety three. When he died, that's my mom's oldest brother.
All his fingers were just yellow from nicotine. This is true.
You see these old people who have yellow fee. You know,
ate grease every day of his life, chewed tobacco ninety three,
And I tell the story about hatting. On this ninetieth birthday,
my mom and my aunt bernieus who still living, and
(38:06):
a couple of the aunts who are just ceased now,
went and got him at his apartment, not nursing home.
His apartment ain't Bernice's house for a birthday lunch. This's
go get up at the birthday cake off the little
buffet table, and Jimmy says, I'll get it. He stood up,
had to sat back down. He said, damn, it's a
that leg went out on me again. I don't know
(38:26):
what it is about that leg. My right leg ain't.
Bernie said, Jimmy, I told you you need to see
a doctor. He said, Bernice, all my doctors are dead.
He out lived there. I told you what not to do.
That's who I always thought I would be like you.
That's good.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh man, all right, okay, two more breaks, letting the
want them breaks we got. We got to promote our
proud sponsors, so to say, for free. Okay, fine you
good morning.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
A big show is on the radios. John bo Vinning,
James Clayden, Staaten, Vinning, the gang. I ain't good hanging
out with you guys, Chelaida, Steven, don't see you nothing.
James has been missing you the summer. Man, glad you back.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
I love being here. Just happy to be with you again.
That's glad to be alive.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
That's neat and James. You know, so for those year
we messed a couple of times. We wouldn't do it
a lot because I don't want to jink Shire getting
I appreciate that doctor, but some new experiences for you.
You actually spent time in doctor's offices.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Oh yeah, but I've been to a doctor more in
the past few months than I've been in my whole
life leading up to Base.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
You you broke your own rule because remember last time
he said you weren't going to go.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I know see, I would not have gone through the summer.
I went through with all the open hearts surgery, going
into a coma, be in the hospital two months. That
would not have happened to me if I had setted
away from doctors.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
There was a doctor that found all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
You never had a mechanic say hey, you need surgery.
There's always some doctor and white coat, you know what
I mean. So I was just in denial there for
a while. You know that open heart surgery, it sounds
like it's kind of like an autopsy. I mean they
really opened that chest up.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Wow, yeah, my mom had it done.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Oh, it's just something else. I'll tell you. It's not easy.
It's not like tonsils. But thank goodness, I arrange it
so i'd have no visitors, just to just immediately. I
didn't even have aunts. I had no cousins. It was
just my brother, my sister and one other person. That's
the only people on the guest list. How over you
(40:51):
will come staring at me. But you know, see when
I first went in, as I told you, I thought
would be there in four or five days, Say you
want people around me for four by days, but it's
gonna be there two months. I might have put more
people on the list.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
I would have liked to have been on the list,
so I can, you know, confirm some of the bookings
and stuff.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
How about that Halifax County game.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
That's why I was here. I always coming from to
Charlotte if the in July and I couldn't make it
this though. Yeah, that's right. I'll be at the Commune
zone in the Sea of Charlotte this Thanksgiving weekend about
fourteenth Thanksgiving. Let's go. It's like a tradition of me
and the turkey. And I'm buying lottery ticket still. So
(41:33):
all my gigs are so the right six numbers. I
count a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, if we never hear from you again or hear
about you, we know you won't a lost.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
You'll know I want.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Dude, you played the lottery too, Ladies, are you afford
to play the lost? Just a dollar? Looking for that?
There's a dollar a ticket.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
My mom loved to play the lottery, sheep, but she
only does it. She just likes to scratch it off.
She don't care she wins not, she just likes to
scratch it off.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Well, I like these people who won't buy list and
gets up to a certain amount. Yeah they're old.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
There was a million, like over two hundred million round
here and down to South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
And so I guess that was a power ball. Yeah,
but see when you're in Charlotte, North Carolina, you are
thirty minutes on the power ball Outlet just go right
down the freeway to rock Hill. I have I ain't
gonna name names. I have another friend here in Charlotte
who won't make that drive that gets past fifty million.
(42:30):
Let's see if I got this right, it's a thirty
million drive because you haven't moved. It's thirty minutes no
matter when you go. But if it's forty million, you
ain't gonna mess with He's got these qualifications. Yeah, that
makes it's worth his wile to get have the rock
he man.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Hey, listen, James, I know you're keeping up with the actual,
bringing actual stories of lottery winners that won't ask for
the job at waffle house.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Did you hear about the Californiay California lottery winner was
shot to death by police. This happened was Wednesday, October
to thirteenth. He was shot early sun as dozens of
people fled to avoid a fight outside of bar before
a Saint Louis ram Seattle Seahawks game. So he was
like behind the car and I don't know what he
(43:15):
was doing, but he started shooting.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
He started to shooting.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
Yeah, he started shooting and all that money.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Let's see, he was one of thirteen Starbucks employees in
LA who shared an eighty seven million dollar in California.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
I read about that group win. I didn't read about
the So.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
You know, you think maybe the lotter ain't gonna solve
all you problems if you out, they did.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
A two hour special a e A two hour special
devoted to people who wish they had never won. That's true.
They had a four hour mini series. The first two
hours with people who had won the lottery and glad
they did win. Then they had a two hour special
all those who wish they had never won. And some
of us, they said their life was miserable. Is there right?
They said, they get calls all the folks want some
(44:00):
of the money. Well, see, that wouldn't make me wish
I didn't get it. I can I can hang up
on a relet.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yes, sir, in my heart, I can go unlisted. Oh yeah,
I can go unless and.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
See it won't take And I can move quickly because
you know I never have taken the wheels off my house.
Speaker 6 (44:21):
Up you could afford caller ID with that kind of.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, I did tell you about I told you I had.
I got one aunt still living, ain't Bernice?
Speaker 1 (44:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
And I told this before and never I think it's
a joke. It's not a joke. I don't even do
this as part of my act. She's the only human being,
forget the only woman. She's the only human being I know.
She lives in a trailer, little mobile home park, a
lot of a lot of seniors. Do you know it's
the only trailer I've ever seen in my life. With
the ad T security system. I don't get it. I
(44:53):
don't know what that trailer. I figured it must be
like the Holy Collector plates that trailer. You want to
you can't.
Speaker 6 (45:02):
You can't hide money.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
All right, all right, here you go, you already last break,
last break right here, good morning, got a big show
on the radio. We go in down the broadcast this morning.
The way we started to clean us. Tea judds out
from bipolar and proud. But I love Nascar. You heard
the world premiere right here on the big show. We
(45:27):
don't play that again, clear us. Congratulations on the success
of this this CD. If you onlyin't got it, you
gotta get it, man. So they make great stocking stuffers.
Get three or four hundred at a time. Appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Absolutely. We'll be looking for you on totally NASCAR.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
You don't gonna be filming that, and uh, you got
to keep us up to date on what you're doing
so we can let our listeners.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Well, we've got two dates next year already and uh,
and we'll see what happens look all the way in
the next year.
Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, I tried some stand up the other night for
the first time and it worked.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
They all stood up and lift im go back to singing.
That's what I'm on there doing good. Oh, somebody won't
ask you a question? Is that you on the video?
Great video?
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I love now?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
Is that you and Toby Keith's hat. It's uh, it's me,
But that's not Toby Keith's hat.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Is that's a stunt hat and double hat.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah. Toby called me and he said, let me tell you. Somebody.
The first person that comes up to me and says
I did a great job in your video, I'm whooping
your ass.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
Well, he is singing on the song. That's what Counts.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
It was awesome and James James is always buddy, always
a pleasure.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
I just love be here. I love all y'all.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
I love you more, buddy, and uh but tell you
off Haleck Hallo Halifax County Fair. People probably be there already.
That's gonna see all day.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
To friend the chicken, the raincoats. You know. Then when
I go on stage, that will go pee and then
Maga Valley Saturday night night we counsel fraud you lack
of interest?
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Can I get on that guest us in the Maggie Valley?
I got an opening on Friday night, all right.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Glads, James benn is always going to see you man.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
All right.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
Then we'll end it with yeah, here it is Kletus
T Judd featuring Toby Keith. I love Nascar ready ready.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Mm.
Speaker 11 (47:33):
We died owners favorite drivers boy that Tony Stewart's of
Winer and we got rookies advertisers like let's say, Hapling, Target, Sharman, Caterpillar,
Next Tail, Mountain, New Duke, Pont Lows, Hode, Pok Kodak,
M and m U.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Be tied on tail you let Kellogg's fag Erdy Walton
Bloodwiser cut the Trophyirs, you have my favorite parts from
room from from from my Love Nascar.
Speaker 5 (48:14):
We got cautions, we got pet stops. You can't hear
a dang thing once the flag drops. Poor Kyle, Petty
and Swerve and Marlin Come are gonna find it tough
to beat Mark Mark because that vigra car is allway.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
He's driven haul.
Speaker 11 (48:39):
From chroom froom from from my Love Nascar.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
I love Nascar.
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