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August 18, 2025 28 mins

The John Kobylt Show Hour 3 (08/18) - More on the Texas Democrats returning to the state after a 2 week standoff over congressional redistricting. A subway train in New York was hijacked by a transgender woman. People have been experimenting with dimming the sun. A man in Riverside County stole medical equipment and skin graphs from a hospital. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Can't. I am six forty.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You're listening to the John Cobel podcast on the iHeartRadio app.
You may have heard that the Texas Legislature is back
in session and the Democrats have surrendered. They spent two
weeks the Democrats in the House. They wanted to deny

(00:22):
a quorum to block a vote because in Texas, the
Republicans wanted to vote to redraw the congressional district lines
right in the middle of the.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Decade, which is usually not done.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
And so the Democrats had a big pout and they
ran away and they had to spend two weeks in
other states, a lot of them in Chicago. Now they
left their families for two weeks. It gives you an
idea what these guys are about. What do you think
they were doing in Chicago for those two weeks. Well,
I wonder if there's an app out up there that

(01:00):
tracks the hooker usage in Chicago during the two weeks
those guys were there, how much drinking they did, how
much great food they were because you know they have
they have campaign funds. They can they can use the
campaign funds, or they could use stolen tax money. But
they finally came back presumably they were. They were sick

(01:21):
of that second being on the run like fugitives.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I said, now they're gonna end up.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
They're gonna end up getting their quorum, which means the
Republicans will vote in the redistricting turned to California here,
and Gavin Newsom is waiting as soon as that passes
in Texas and he's going to launch his campaign to
get something on the ballot this November to redraw the
districts here so that it will be virtually impossible to
vote a Republican into office for Congress from this state.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That sounds fair. This is the the narcissistic.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Sociopath is in all his glory because he wants to
deny people that have anything but democratic representation in Congress.
And this is to bolster his leadership capabilities when he

(02:19):
runs for president next year.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
And I'm thinking, what is this what he's going to
run on?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
And you know, redrawing the lines here in California is
really complicated. We've talked about that and we'll talk about
it more down the road. Now is not the time,
but this is what he's running on. Because already in
the show we were talking about the gas price is
being four point fifty a gallon and going to go
up a lot more with the refineries closing, and in

(02:50):
some states it's in the two sixties. You got the
electric electricity rates double the rest of the nation. And
this is all on him. This is directly connected to
his energy policies. Even many Democrats admit that because they're
they're kind of panicking, and he's panicking, and that's why
he's trying to make deals to get a new owner

(03:13):
for the oil refinery. That's why he's got a bill
that's going to open up oil drilling in.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Bakersfield in Kurrent County.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
So the gas is really high, the oil, the gas,
the oil is going to get scarce because of all
the refinery's closing. The electricity is double the normal. And
I saw this story over the weekend. I don't know
how few people can afford a house in California. Do

(03:44):
you know a median home in the whole state is
over nine hundred thousand dollars nine hundred thousand. In fact,
I think in La in La City, it's over a million.
And you need you need an income of about two

(04:05):
hundred and thirty thousand dollars a year to buy a
median home two hundred and thirty two thousand accumulative income
for you and whoever else is working in your home.
There's only fifteen percent of California households that could afford it.

(04:27):
You know what the national average is thirty four percent,
So about a third of the country can afford a
median home. Here in California, it's only fifteen percent. And
you know who's fault that is same guy, the narcissistic sociopath.

(04:47):
Because there's so much absurd regulation. It is so very
difficult to build housing in California.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
You know how difficult.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
It costs one third in Texas what it costs here
in California to build a home one third. Construction prices
are three times higher here in California compared to Texas.
He's got interest rates in the sixes, and then property

(05:19):
taxes and insurance, and then you have to put the
down payment on and so they calculate you got to
make two hundred and thirty two thousand a year in
the Bay Area, you need about three hundred and sixty
thousand a year because a median price in the Bay
Area is a million four. Much of this tie to
excessive regulation and zoning restrictions.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Wow, he's really destroyed everything. He's really ruined everything. The
oil market is ruined, the gasoline market's ruined, the electricity
market is ruined, the how market is ruined. I mean,
that's all the most these are the most important things
you need to live and to raise a family and
to work. Here, you can't afford the gas, you can't

(06:11):
afford the electricity, you can't afford the house. That's why
we're losing hundreds of thousands of people. And that doesn't
even count the hundreds of thousands of homeless dying in
the street and all the criminals running around and everything else.

(06:40):
Somebody wants to buy a house in California needs about
one hundred and eighty thousand dollars to close the sale,
down payment and taxes one hundred eighty thousand dollars. Across
the nation, a down payment costs eighty six thousand, eighty

(07:02):
six thousand, one hundred and eighty one thousand.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Here. Wow, he is really.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
And do you know what, who's in sight to reverse
all this, all the all these disasters. And that's why
he's so galling when he walks around preening and he
never talks about any of this stuff, and nobody.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Ever asks him.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Nobody ever asks him. They're mesmerized by his physique, the
beauty in his face, the thickness of his hair. And
then it's like Gavin, hardly anybody can afford a house,
and they can't afford gas, and they can't afford electricity.
And a third of the state is on is on uh,

(07:50):
it's on welfare. That's amazing, or you know, or Medicaid,
or they're in poverty. It's and then he'll he'll prattle
on about well, I got the fourth largest economy.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
More coming up.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
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Speaker 2 (08:15):
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(08:39):
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Speaker 1 (08:41):
Thank you very much, Scott and Die KFI.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Fans, it's very nice you.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
You'ren't going to leave this there is.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm going to call her a girl, but she she's transgender,
and on all her paperwork she's listed as female her
arrest paperwork. So I don't know how they do that
when you get arrested, if they put down your your
your real gender or the one you're assuming. But her

(09:22):
name is Justine Randall Pizarro. Now she has been arrested
twelve times, mostly for all kinds of subway crimes. And
the latest one, and this happened in New York. Twelve
times she's been arrested. The latest one is she hijacked

(09:47):
a train at four in the morning, an actual subway train.
It was locked and somehow she got in. Now, listen
to this genius. We are really we've got a lot
of weirdos, she tells the investigators. I went to Broadway

(10:11):
and behold, there was a layup train there. I guess
that's a parked train. Still on FaceTime with my homeboy,
so I drove it. While I was on FaceTime with him,
This transgender girl jumped into the train and somehow started
it up, and she drove the train while staring at

(10:33):
her phone. And I don't know, we were just fooling around,
turning up on FaceTime, like like while I was driving
it incoherent and illiterate.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
She's wandering around a four in the morning and hijacked
the subway car.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Now she'd been arrested twelve times, seven twelve times just
in twenty twenty five, seventeen times since September of twenty
twenty four, and she turned eighteen. She was an adult.
I guess all the arrest before that she was a juvenile.
And it's not part of the official statistics, which, by

(11:16):
the way, is part of the Washington DC crime scam.
You remember last week everybody was arguing about the crime
rates up or down. They don't count crimes by juveniles
because it's oppressive to put juvenile criminals in jail and
to publicize their records. So most of the gangs, and

(11:38):
this goes on in La here. Most of the gangs
have the underage kids commit all the crimes because they
won't get put away for long. And the city council
goes along with this because then they could deflate their
crime rates. If it's kids getting arrested, they don't count.

(12:02):
So she's breaking into trains and she moves them and
she steals the train keys. June twenty thirty, entered a
train cabin and stole a female conductor's bag. The prosecutors
wanted twenty thousand dollars bail, but judge released her for nothing.
On June first, she took control of another train in Brooklyn.

(12:25):
Twenty five thousand dollars bail, said the prosecutors. The judge
set her free for nothing. She's repeatedly stealing trains and no, judge,
you'll put her away and she's an adult. May twenty six,
she was accused of pepper spring, a Metropolitan Transit worker

(12:48):
in the face.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
On the R train. Prosecutors asked for bail.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Set free for nothing, why didn't she just get a
job with the transit department.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I don't know she can drive a train, clearly she's
well trained. There's more.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
May fifteenth, she stole a backpack from a motorman's cabin
with the keys, and again she was out no bail.
Stole another backpack containing key. She steals the keys and
then she jumps into the subway cars and starts them
up again. She was there was no bail. They have

(13:36):
video of her surfing on top of the train at
one point, and so in the New York Post they wrote,
how's she not been banned from the transit system because
because nothing matters. Nothing matters among the progressives. It's oppressive
if you put this guy or girl whatever she is.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
In jail.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
So she's assaulting transit workers, she's stealing their stuff, and
she's stealing their train. You think they would declare her
a big danger.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Right.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Oh, and she's on FaceTime with her homeboy while driving
to train. What the hell? But this is the progressive
way of life. More coming up.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
You're listening to John Cobel's on demand from KFI AM
six forty.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
We are on from one until four o'clock and then
after four o'clock John Cobelt's show on demand on the
iHeart app. You know, I used to never even give
a moment's attention to conspiracy theories. I always hated conspiracy
theory bongers. It really is kind of a game for

(14:58):
losers on the internet, guys in their mom's basement, QAnon
stuff and all the precursors. And then, you know, some
of these what were supposed to be conspiracy theories turned
out to be true.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Or at least they were in the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
And increasingly there's been a lot of media hoaxes, major
news stories, many of them involving Trump. And I've gotten
to the point where not only can I not believe
anything I read, I can't disbelieve anything I read, even
if it seems like a crazy conspiracy theory. Last year,

(15:44):
my wife and I have a place in Sarasota, and
we'd gone there and as soon as we went, we
had to leave because the hurricane came. Got the name
of that one, chased us out. I drove to Miami,
got on a plane to come back here, and I
remember I went to a Miami hotel and the guy

(16:08):
at the desk, he said, where are you from? And
I said, well, I was in Sarasota, but the hurricane
chased me out, and he goes, it's a cloud seating,
like cloud seating. He went through this whole thing about
the reason there have been more hurricanes was the government
is seating clouds and the weather's been so weird, and

(16:31):
people say it's global warming. In Florida, it was weird.
There were there were more hurricanes than normal. But I thought, well,
you know, you never know. Now, listen to this here,
this happened here in California. In California, they've periodically been

(16:51):
trying experiments to dim the sunlight here because of climate change. Right,
the earth is going to overheat, we should cover up
the sun. Except really they were doing this. The Politico
has found hundreds of documents on how researchers were testing

(17:16):
technology to create clouds. It was called the Marine Cloud
Brightening Program. They wanted to test this over almost four
thousand square miles to create clouds, artificial ones to block
the sun.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
But they never.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
They never notified political officials. They set up something in
Alameda on the San Francisco Bay and they only lasted
about twenty minutes until city officials found out what they
were doing and shut them down.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
There.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
They want to spray. They had this new technological invention,
this equipment that'll spray salt water. They're spending millions and
millions of dollars. This is financed by tech guys. They've
hired these researchers. They've they've rented out an aircraft carrier

(18:18):
to test out their cloud creating machine. So they went
to Puerto Rico to produce clouds. It's to stop the
earth swarming. And apparently these these these nuts think it's
necessary more than ever because all the climate change spedding

(18:41):
is being rolled back, stopped completely by Trump. When people
find out though that you have whack jobs with cloud
creating equipment trying to change the weather, everybody freaks out.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
The University of.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Washington led this experiment. It was going to run for months,
lasted twenty minutes. The Alameda City officials said, hey, nobody
told us. They have donors, they have consultants. They were
going to have a four thousand square mile test off
the west coast. They've got hundreds of documents that journalists

(19:24):
have obtained. Massive experiment would have been contingent on completing
this pilot TESK pilot test on the carrier deck of
this ship which was out near Alameda. They'd gotten federal funding,
so the government, the government is spending our tax money

(19:45):
to screw around with the weather and create massive clouds
and then the sunblock. These are crazy, you know. We
were playing the clip of that nutty daughter of Doug
Hoffamala Kamala Harris's husband. His daughter was whining on TikTok.

(20:07):
We played this clip and she can't even leave the house.
She's so depressed. Climate change is getting her down because
she can barely speak and in Another form of this
hysteria is infecting these these science guys, some of whom
are just there. They're crooks and and they're looting donors,

(20:30):
they're looting taxpayers with all kinds of crazy experiments. You
start creating four thousand square miles worth of clouds, these
are these are hypothetical technologies.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
The head of the e P, A.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Lee Zelden, just released old files trying to debunk some
old conspiracy theories. Do you remember for years they said,
you know, you know the moisture trails the jet planes
leave behind those those those white stripes in the air,
keem trails. Crazy people have been complaining about kem trails

(21:22):
coming out of the back of jet planes and that
there were dangerous chemicals and that was supposed to you know,
change the weather or control people's minds. I used to
scoff at this, right, it's like this nuts, Well, what
are they doing here? They want to make four thousand
miles worth of clouds to change the weather. They've had

(21:45):
a number of these experiments that have been halted because
the people doing the experiments never tell the communities what
they're doing. There was an experiment in Sweden. They wanted
to release get this one reflective particles into the stratosphere

(22:07):
to reflect sunlight back out. And then the indigenous people protested.
And now, because of all the backlash over the Alameda test,
this marine cloud, this marine cloud brightening program, the people

(22:31):
involved think now the federal money is out of reach,
especially with Trumpet office. See, they wanted to do it secretly.
It was funded by a cryptocurrency billionaire named Chris Larson. Great,
some guy makes billions of dollars with fake money, so
he's funding a program to make fake weather and fake clouds.

(22:57):
And there was another philanthropist, Rachel Pritzker. I wonder if
she's with the Pritzker family. Chris Sakka, a venture capitalist
who's been on Shark Tank. How do you if they're
not telling anybody, what are they afraid of? And they
don't know if there's gonna be any side effects? You

(23:19):
send up all this moisture into the air in Puerto Rico,
that's hurricane country.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
That's just that's just really nuts. More coming up.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
You're listening to John Cobels on demand from KFI AM
six forty.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
You know tomorrow we're gonna be talking about there's two
Congressmen Kevin Kylie here from California, and Jim Jordan, Republican
in Ohio, and Jordan's the chairman of the Judiciary Committee,
and we're gonna have Kylie on later this week over
this matter. But they have sent a letter to Fire
Aid and they want a complete breakdown of all the

(24:05):
nonprofits that got fire aid money. Because one hundred million
dollars was raised. You remember Big Concert and one hundred
million dollars for the victims of the Palisades Altadena fires,
and money went to nonprofits and most of them have
nothing to do with fire relief. And nobody knows of

(24:27):
any fire victims who got any of the proceeds. So
Kevin Kylie and Jim Jordan want basically investigation. They want,
you know, a breakdown. They've already granted seventy five million
dollars to two hundred nonprofits. Oh again with the nonprofits?
Oh is that a surer system? Just the whole nonprofit industry?

(24:51):
Cook Bard, All right, this is the weirdest theft I've
read about in a long time, and it's kind of gross.
Did you see this guy from Riverside County? He was
posing a hospital worker. I saw a photo of him
on a security camera, and he just a slub guy.
And he would break into hospitals, not breaking, just walking

(25:13):
just as a hospital employee. He'd have blue scrubs on
and a surgical mask. And this is he would steal
medical equipment, surgical equipment. His name is Jason Browner, forty
seven years old from San Jacinto. And eventually he was
stopped by the San Diego County Sheriff's deputies and they

(25:37):
found the stolen medical equipment, and they found his fake
hospital costume. But you know what else he was stealing
skin grafts. Skin grafts, no kidding. Now is there a
market for that? That must be black market. You have

(26:03):
to keep those refrigerated, don't you Where if you're selling
skin grafts, where do you ad to advertise that? Burn centers?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
We stand outside when burn victims get wheeled in maybe
I mean almost people have a cardboard sign. Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Anyway, he's uh, he's being charged.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
We got mark.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Skin grafts dot com. And where you sell it? What
are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
I guess you go to the dark web.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, grafs, that's pretty that's pretty twisted. Man.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Do you my skin grafts? From a guy in the street.
That is pretty twisted.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, uh, John, you always have the offbeat and the Hey,
what's gonna happen on the Olympics show? I saw that.
You know, there's all this noise about it. We can't
afford him and Bob. But they that ship is sailed,
hasn't it?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Oh yeah, they can't.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
They the l A can't back out, Yeah exactly. In fact,
there was a story today. Maybe you're going to reference
it is like l I can't back out?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
What made me think it was a front page?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I mean who asked them to?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
It's funny you said that, because I was wondering, where
is this coming from? This buzz I hadn't heard it
until I read the story today.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's what I was wondering. Is this one of these
invented stories?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Slody posted on social media and now we're running with
it because there's a Facebook post that people like.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
No, so they can't get out of it. Only I
think the Olympic Committee can.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, I mean there's too many sponsor agreements and obligations
legal and otherwise.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It might be half assed.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
But yeah, look, I mean Brazil did it and swimmers
were swimming through all that fetid water. Remember all that
horrible uh oh, that's right in Paris as well.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, because the locals were protesting, so they went into
the Sane River and pooped.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
There was this poop protest into the Sane River.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
It's always the law of unintended consequences, the same deal
at real So maybe that'll be a thing, you know,
swimming through poop.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
All right.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Heather Brooker comes in, talks about the transformation of La
City streets in the clean La with Me movement. Alex
Stone kicks us off, and Michael Monks all of that
in the first hour. Wow, city liability reaching an all
time high with payouts and that might be why your
sidewalks and roads are still last the first hour, I know,

(28:21):
and then I may leave after the first time.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I was going to say, you got nothing for the
second hour stretch. I don't know how true. You're right,
you are right, you are Okay, we love it.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
John toddways away, give me the controls.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah, go ahead, fly the plane. See what happens. Uh,
All right? Thompson in for Conway next. Crozier's got the
news live in the KFI twenty four Hour Newsroom. Hey,
you've been listening to The John Cobalt Show podcast. You
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