February 14, 2023 • 39 mins
A man got a ring stuck where during a proposal?? Jubal Fresh reports on where, why, and what he was doing with said ring in this episode of the Jubal Show!
In addition to that story, we answer a new Ridiculous Internet Question of, What is something you would reveal to the entire world on national television, if you had the chance? Jubal Fresh is pranking one listener on how their professional yodeling skills compare to his in this Phone Prank, Producer Victoria reports on how returning to the grocery store for some bread won this man $100,000, Jason is on the phone and thinks his girlfriend of 3 1/2 years is cheating on him with a guy who she cheated on him with before in this War of The Roses to Catch a Cheater, There is a man on the phone who has a way of getting back on his ex-step dad in this Dirty Little Secret, and there is a listener on the phone who forgot it is valentines day and needs our help to fix that and his relationship!
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In addition to that story, we answer a new Ridiculous Internet Question of, What is something you would reveal to the entire world on national television, if you had the chance? Jubal Fresh is pranking one listener on how their professional yodeling skills compare to his in this Phone Prank, Producer Victoria reports on how returning to the grocery store for some bread won this man $100,000, Jason is on the phone and thinks his girlfriend of 3 1/2 years is cheating on him with a guy who she cheated on him with before in this War of The Roses to Catch a Cheater, There is a man on the phone who has a way of getting back on his ex-step dad in this Dirty Little Secret, and there is a listener on the phone who forgot it is valentines day and needs our help to fix that and his relationship!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Vedjibile show on demand. Imagine this. You're at the Big Game,
it's halftime and you're standing in the tunnel and Rihanna,
who performed at the halftime show, is about to walk out,
and you're the last person she talks to before she
takes the stage, and you go, oh, wow, you're pregners. Yeah,
you're pregnant, Rihanna, how far along are you? And then
(00:21):
she doesn't even turn her head to look at you
and just goes, I'm not pregnant and then walks out
to take the stage. That would be super awkward, and
they would be awkward for Rihanna, who would be performing
and have to put a smile on her face when
she'd be like, I'm not pregnant and they just call
my pregnant. Although very obvious that she is pregnant, she
did reveal that at the game, and that's what everybody's
been talking about. So it's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's
(00:42):
question is, what's something that you would reveal to the
entire world on national television if you had the chance,
Victoria so scary, I would reveal if I was in
a new relationship or since I'm not since I'm single.
So if you were performing halftime at the Big Game,
you'd come out and that would be the thing you
want everybody to know, is Hey, everybody, I'm in a
relationship or hey, guys still single? And then you would
(01:05):
go back in. Okay, okay, use the platform as a
chance to meet a man. I'm into that. Okay, call
us hey D eight eight three four three one six
one text in four one oh six one. If you
had the world's attention for a few minutes, what would
be the one thing that you would want to show
the world or tell the world. What's the one thing
that you would reveal? And we're asking the question in
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honor of Ranna revealing that she's prego Christian Grace. Know
what would you reveal? Listen if you follow me on Instagram,
you know I'm all about the Real Housewise, but I'm
not just about the Real Housewives. And this is what
I would tell if I had the stage, I would
grab that microphone and I would say, everybody that works
at NBC Universal and Bravo, we're gonna need to respect
our OG cast members more. That is what I would say.
(01:48):
I would say, keep the OG Housewives employed forever. I
don't care what they do. Thank you, Andy Hey eight
eight three four three one six one. Text in four
one oh six one. That would be your message to
the world. Message to the world, final request, you know,
to bring back my ogs. Yeah, call us eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. Arnita, what's up? How are you?
(02:09):
I'm fantastic. How are you? Guys? Stick also fantastic as always,
thank you for your phone call. Always appreciate you calling. Nita.
Well you guys so much, you too. What is the
one thing you would show or tell the world if
you had their attention for just a few minutes, Arnita,
if I have your kidsho for just a few minutes,
I would tell the world that I was once upon
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a time homeless and a drug addict, and now I'm
not in debt. Anybody in the world can do it.
That's amazing, Nita. So, I had no idea that you
called a show a lot. You know, I would say,
you're a friend of the program, Arnita, Absolutely right, Absolutely,
So you were once homeless and a drug addict? Yes,
and what changed for you? How did you get out
of that situation? I was sick of being sick and
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tired of being tired. I just did it. I was
tired and I was a single mother with six kids,
so I raised all my kids by myself and I
just had to get out of it, and I did.
I never stopped giving up. Wow. Yeah, there you go
mentally ill. And I work with people who are struggling
with addiction. Wow. So you're giving back, right, You're thankful
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that you got out of that. You're giving back. That's great, Arnita,
And that is the one thing that you would share
with the world. I'm trying to figure out whose message
is more important here that one or Christian's housewife. You know,
I feel like it's neck and neck. Arnita. Thank you
very much for your phone call. Has always calls up
eight to eight three four three one six one text
in four one six one. Oh, Sharky just walked in
(03:37):
the studios and apparently you want to chime in on
today's Yeah, I actually have one. Back in the early odds,
I was writing a show and in a show called
out all about coming out in the early odds, and
I wrote a piece specifically for myself in which I
(03:58):
came out as bisec and I did that over and
over and over again for about a month and a half,
So basically taking something very personal and opening up to
everyone for about a month and a half. Well are
you bisexual? Yeah? I had no idea. Yeah, congratulations, that's cool. Yeah,
it was something that it was a very personal break
that I wanted to get out and I use that
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platform in order to say, hey, look, yeah it's me.
So so if you had the world's attention for a
few minutes, that's what you would do. Would you do
with the act that you did in the play that
you performed in This was back in two thousands three,
so it's probably a little dated by now. That's what
you would do. That's that's amazing. I'm still trying to
figure out more substance that letting people know it's okay
(04:42):
to be yourself and coming out on a national if
you have the world's attention for a few minutes, or
the housewife's saying, I'm still well, I can't figure it
out again, neck and neck. Or it could be mine.
If I had the world's attention for just a few minutes,
what would I say? Or do I have a lot
to say? You know, I've got a lot of a
lot of things that I'd love to talk about. Probably
most important, I would just um, I would want the
(05:02):
world to know that you can follow me on social
media at Jebil Fresh almost at one hundred thousand on Instagram.
We're almost there, so close. That's what I would do.
I would get out there and just be like, hey,
I'm almost two hundred thousand. It's been like years where
I'm trying to get to one hundred thousand on Instagram.
If you could just help put me over the top.
And then I've started posting on TikTok finally, and it's
at the Book of Jewel on TikTok. You can go
follow me there as well. You know. That's what I
(05:24):
would do, basically a social media influencer at this point. Basically, Yeah,
the Jewbil Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame
day Mornings on the twenties. Hello is this Charlie? Yes,
(05:45):
it is Charlie. How are you? This is Brian Gilcrest.
Whyan Gilcrest? Yes? Should should I know you? Okay? Well,
you know what, I'm not offended. Maybe you haven't seen
some of my shows. Anyway, I'm calling you because I
got your number from a commercial that you use your
yodling skills in zero Oh okay, yeah, so I know
(06:08):
one of the guys that produced that commercial, and I
need a yodler. I need a few yodlers, and that's
why I'm calling I produce reality television programming for some
of the major networks. Okay, well, hey, Brian, what can
I do for you? Well, kind of cool. I am
producing a new reality show competition for yodlers. And of course, yeah,
(06:30):
I figured you'd be pretty excited about that. I mean,
the show is called American Yodler. That's awesome. Yep. It's
a yodling competition, sort of like the American Idol, but
of yodling. My goal here is to bring yodeling to
the forefront of American culture. So so it's going to
be called American Yodlers. So it's just like same type
(06:53):
of the same premises like American Idol. Contestants take no instruments,
no singing, just they're beautiful throats. This is American Yodler.
What do you think? Yeah, I think the beautiful throat
slime is pushing it a little. But I mean, if
(07:14):
that's the type of word that you're using, well that
was the something I was playing with right there in
the moment. Anyway, I'm wondering if we can get you
down to audition. I would like to audition you over
the phone real quick, just to hear a little sample
of your yodel though first. Okay, right now, yeah, right now,
would be great if I could just hear a little
yodel from you, and then I could pass you off
(07:35):
to one of our producers who can kind of set
who can set up a time for you to come
down and you know, do a full audish. Okay, here
we go. Okay, I am going to stop you right there.
I have a note. Sure, so right into it. It
(07:57):
didn't have enough like it wasn't yodeli enough, if you
know what I mean. It wasn't yodely enough. Yeah, it
didn't really sound much. It was yodel, but it wasn't
fully yodely. So can you make your yodel a little
more yodelely because this is going to be on network
television hopefully. Yeah, okay, sure, Uh let's so let's uh turn. Yes, Um,
(08:25):
I'm going to stop you right there and give you
another note. I'm so sorry to do this to you. Um,
can we ease off of the yodel. Now that was
a little too YODELEI for me? Did you not hear
what I just did? I mean, I am obviously a yodeler.
Can you yodel? I mean, are you? Are you listening
at all? Did you hear anything that I just did? Well?
(08:47):
What I just heard? So the first one is not
yodle enough and the second one was a little too
overboard on the yodel. We get it. It's yodeling. And yes,
I know quite a bit about yodeling, and I do
have the expertise to speak about it. So just for
your information, I have yodeled on the Swiss Alps, I
climbed the matter horn and yielded. I was trained by
(09:10):
Australia's yodeling Queen. But if you think you can go
ahead and tell me how to yodel, go ahead? All right? Okay, fine,
that's a good resume, but it wasn't written by your
yodel Here you go, yeah ye lie ye yeah yeah
(09:30):
really okay, Well you Ryan Seacrests want to be um,
I really hope your stupid yodeling show works out because
you're such a genius. I'm just gonna yodel my way
out of here. Hold on a second, This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you,
(09:52):
and that last one might have been the best yodel
I've ever heard. Your friend Bonnie set you up. Yeah,
she said that. She said that you're a yod learned.
She always messes with you about that and wanted me
to thrank you about it. All right, Well, in that case,
you know what, this goes out to my friend Bonnie
(10:22):
the Jewel Show on demand. It's Valentine's Day, and if
you plan to put a ring on it, make sure
it's the rite it or you might lose it forever.
We can tell you about that in a second. Also,
one bride got a surprise gift for her wedding and
why is it going viral? Probably because it's a gift
that nobody ever wants to get. And how did a
loaf of bread earn one guy over one hundred thousand dollars?
(10:45):
You'll find all that out right now in another hard hitting,
live local, late breaking report from the J and N
the Jewel News Network. It's news that you didn't know
you needed. For Tuesday, February fourteenth, twenty twenty three Happy
Valentine's Day. That bugs somebody out there because I said
Valentine's absolutely and it's a sound. It sounded completely normal
because I didn't say anything wrong. Anyway, It is Valentine's Day,
(11:08):
and if you plan to put a ring on it,
make sure it's to write it. Because a guy in
Thailand is making headlines today because he wanted to impress
his Valentine's date with a gift. It was a beautiful
new ring and for some reason he wanted to give
it to her by putting it on his junk. While yeah,
you don't think that's a romantic Christian, but well it
(11:31):
wasn't the best idea because it did get stuck and
he needed emergency surgery to remove it. Oh yeah, well,
I mean what sized ring was he buying? Because why
did he have the confidence to slope that on? Because
that girl's fingers if he's if he's able to get
a ring, either her fingers are incredibly large or he's not.
(11:53):
But be careful today. If you have a ring that
you're gonna give to somebody for Valentine's Day, don't do
it the way that guy did. Yeah, please don't unless
it's you know it can fit. Yeah, if you know
for sure it's not gonna get stuck, then I'm sorry,
and go ahead and do it. The JNN, the Jewil
News Network, news that you didn't know you needed to see.
We're not like those other boring news networks. They're not
(12:15):
reporting on the story of that guy putting a ring
on his jump this morning, are they No? But we
are only on the JNN for our next story. Let's
send it on over to Victoria. Hey, it's Victoria. And
you know when you go to the store, get all
your things and feel like you had a successful day,
only to realize once you get home that you forgot something.
Head back to the store, grab what you forgot, and
win one hundred thousand dollars on the way out. What
what a one hundred thousand dollars. I don't think that's
(12:36):
ever happening. I haven't won anything so well, you might
rethink that because this sixty five year old man in
Maryland who forgot a loaf of bread of the store
went back to get a loaf of bread, and when
he returned, he that explains why he went back to
He's sixty five years old. It doesn't that much to do,
you know, I mean that sandwich that he was gonna
make us a highlight of his day, big day to day. Yeah,
I gotta get out of the house twice rossb Yeah. Well,
(13:01):
also on its way out, he got a lottery ticket
and that's where he won the hundred thousand dollars. So
he originally thought it was one thousand, but then his
wife later confirmed that, no, sweetheart, it was actually one
hundred thousand. Oh my gosh. I would just like to
see him and his wife looking at it, you know,
because you never see people when they get older, right,
they have to look at in a restaurant where the
lighting is low, they always have to take out their
cell phone and turn the flash. I'm ratty sure that
(13:21):
says a thousand, No, merl it says one hundred thousand.
It does not. There's no way we want one hundred
thousand dollars. I don't understand why the readers need to
be slid so far down on the nose, right, It's
like they always put it right on the tip of
their notes, just barely fallen off. Yeah, that's where they
have to happen so far that you have to completely
break your neck look through the glasses. No wonder your
(13:45):
back hurts. Push there readers up so you could just
put them in front the take on her face. Well,
congratulations to that guy. This is the J and N.
The Huble News Network. Those other boring news networks aren't
telling you what the appropriate way to put on your
readers are that actually they probably pretty born, But anyway,
this is the J and N. And for our next
slor let's send it over to Christian Grace. No, it
is the Day of Love, and I'm reporting from Daytona Beach, Florida,
(14:08):
where one couple went from saying I do to saying
you And I'll tell you why. I think that happens
a lot in relationship. Actually, yeah, that's pretty much the thing.
Divorced bride and groom were tying the not in front
of their family and friends when, according to the photographer
Rob Chiola, things went from stunning to stinky very quickly. Yes,
right in the middle of their beautiful ceremony, a bird
flying over decided that she wanted to poop on the bride. Yeah,
(14:31):
the groom even said it smells at one point. Here's
the clip. The past year and a half, you have
worked so hard to make sure we could build the
home of our dreams. I just I don't know. I
don't know. So he even said that they kept telling
themselves that bride and groom were like, oh, you know,
(14:52):
it's a sign of good luck, because they do say
if a bird poops on you, it's a sign of
good luck. Really, yeah, a bird pooped on my face
once when I was a kid, and someone told me that, man,
I was going to be rich. It's been about twenty years.
I'm still broke, y'alls. At some point TBD, We'll let
you know. I went to a school that had so
many pigeons. If you went outside of the little covered areas,
it was like dodging bombs. Okay. No, So while this
(15:13):
broad day was getting millionaire buy off, the money thing
is true as much as I've been pooped on in
my life. Whoever runs our promo clip, please clip that part.
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network. Make sure
you listen to the JANA in the same time every
single weekday morning to get the real news, the news
(15:33):
that you didn't know you needed. And congrats, suckers. That
news was good, wasn't it. Remember you can follow the
show on social media. At the Jewel Show, I do
want to clip of that though. Yeah, I'd be a
billionaire by now as many times as I've been pooped on,
and the fact that it is what's said on Valentine's
Days exactly. Follow the show at the Jewels Show, follow
all of the individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I'm at
(15:55):
Vimier zero zero, I'm at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel
Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only
on the Chimble Show. Jason is on the phone today
for War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half years, Leona,
might be cheating on him. Jason, before we call her
and see if we can catch her, thanks for coming
(16:16):
on the show. What's going on? Why do you think
Leona might be messing around? She's been acting like, you're
kind of weird recently, Like you know, when she returns
home from work. She was sit in her car and
talk on the phone for an hour or two on
the last two weeks, and it just kind of been weird.
(16:40):
I don't know why why she's doing that. And I
asked her why she's talking on the phone so along
in the car, and she was just like, Oh, I'm
miss talking to her best friend. Could it be that
she's just talking to her best friend just because like,
if one of my friends were to call me, I know,
I'd be in the car for hours talking to them,
especially if they're going through something and be y'all just
(17:01):
can't like get out of the car and walk in
the house. No, he's sitting in the car. Just kind
of gives you something else. Okay, maybe that's a girl thing.
Is there anything else that's gone on that you think
you know this is suspect to you? Um, there's this
there's this guy, uh the name Mike, moved to town.
And to be honest, Leanna cheating on me with him
(17:23):
back in college, Okay, And it was very difficult, difficult
thing to get through. So oh man, yeah, that's rough.
Did you actually get over it? I mean, you've been
together for so how long has your relationship was it
when she cheated? I would say two two years ago probably,
I would say, so in that two years, have you
(17:44):
been able to fully regain trust? I mean yes, I
mean it was very hard, but I thought I was
over it until recently she told me she ran into
Mike a couple of weeks ago at like, you know,
at a girls' night and it and they just caught
up and she told me I have none to worry
about and saying her type anymore, and no, I'm worried.
(18:08):
I don't know what does your guts say, right, because
she has cheated before. The dude just moved back to town.
She said she ran into him the other night. A
lot of times in those situations, you can you know
kind of the truth, right, but you don't want to
let yourself see it fully. Also, if you don't fully
know it, sometimes you're like, maybe I'm looking for things.
Do you feel like you're looking for things? Or do
(18:29):
you think that there is something going on and the
things you're seeing are correct? Well? I actually called her
best friend while we were too sitting in the car,
and Lanna said she was talking to her, and then
I asked her that you're clearly not because I'm talking
to you, and then her best friend told me you
(18:50):
should you should just ask her yourself. Okay, oh yeah,
that is definitely suspect. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'm not
gonna lie. When you said you called the friend, I
thought that she was going to have given you a
whole spill, and I was gonna say, you, look, you
can't trust her because they're probably in cahoots. But seems
like she's could be another friend. Oh yeah, I mean
I don't know. Just like, did she tell you specifically
(19:13):
that it was this friend that she was talking to
on the phone every day? Yeah? Yeah, pretty much, she said,
my best friend. Okay, all right, well you told us
what grocery store she shops at and that she's a
rewards card member at, so we'll do you the usual.
We'll call from there and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card remember at random, who gets
(19:34):
free flowers delivered straight from our floral department at brand
new and improof flower apartment. It's beautiful. Have you seen it, Jason,
It's gorgeous anyway, state of the art. Yeah, we'll see
if she buys that, and if she sends the flowers
to you or to someone else. And we'll also throw
in some movie tickets too, you know, just in case
movie tickets and flowers and see if she sends them
to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right, man,
(19:55):
we'll play a song come back and get your ward
of the Roses Sketcheeter. Next, Jason is on the phone
today for War the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half years, Leanna,
might be cheating on him, and he thinks it might
be with a guy that she's actually cheated on him
with before. They've been together for three and a half years.
He sat back in college. About two years ago, she
(20:17):
messed up, messed around with a guy named Mike. Mike
left town, but Mike has recently moved back, and Leanna
shared with her boyfriend Jason that she that she ran
into this Mike dude at a bar a little while
ago and ever since then, I'll just let you say
it again, Jason, what are the things that have gone
on that you've seen since you learned that Mike was
back in town. She's been on the phone for a
(20:41):
long time in the car, and she claims to be
her best friends talking to her best friend on the phone.
And then one time I called her best friend while
she's on the phone and she claimed she was talking
to Herry and she wasn't, so she was lying. So
I mean, you have proof that she was at least
lying about that right. Yeah, yeah, So we're gonna call
(21:03):
her right now from the grocery store that she shops
at and do the usual say that. Every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral
department for free. We're also going to throw in some
movie passes. Make it a little date night thing and
see if she sends the flowers in the movie passes
to you, Jason, or to someone else. Are you ready
for us to call her? Oh yeah, all right, all right,
(21:26):
good dove the phone number. Hello, Hi, this is Jorban
calling from Is this our rewards card member Leon? Yeah? Leona?
(21:50):
Congratulations here this month's winner. Yeah? Thanks? What did I win?
You won the flowers and the movie passes? Oh okay,
it's our little way of appreciating you being a loyal customer.
Every single month, we choose one rewards card remember at
random who gets free flowers and movie passes delivered from
(22:12):
our brand new and improved floral department. I don't know
if you've been by there, but we do delivery now,
and so you've won thirty six long stem red roses
and one hundred dollars gift card to the movies, a
little date night type of thing from US. Wow, that's amazing. Okay.
You can send it to anywhere in the entire continental
United States. It comes with a card if you want
to put a card with it, and it's totally free. Yeah,
(22:34):
that's amazing. Okay. Can I delay the I wanna the
flower thing? Can we delay that a few weeks? So
I wanna like three weeks? Actually? Is that? Can we
do that? I mean absolutely, I can do that. I've
never had anybody make that request yet, but that's fine.
I can just put the date in for them to
be delivered, and like I said, it's totally free, and
(22:55):
I can just make sure that it goes out at
the time you want it to go out. As far
as tion goes. It sounds like you know who you
want to send them to. Yeah, I do. Okay, great, Well,
if you want to do this real quick right now,
I can take the info over the phone. I would
need the first and last name anything you would like
to put on a card, and then the address, and
that is it. Like I said, totally free. Yeah. First
(23:16):
name is Jason, Jason, okay, and last name and do
you want to put anything on a card with it? Yeah,
say happy birthday. I hope you love the surprise. And
do you want the movie passes to go to him
as well or as someone else? Yeah? And that, Yeah,
I just do the whole thing. That's good, that's fun.
And so that's is your boyfriend? You said? Yeah, it's
(23:38):
my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, it's his birthday. How long you
guy's been together? I love love a long time. We've
been last three and a half years since we graduated
college and stuff. Yeah and a half years. You know,
I've heard that the three and a half year mark
a lot of people kind of get itchy, you know,
the seven year itch is actually the three and a
half year itch. Have you ever? Have you ever about
(24:00):
stepping out? No? Can you just send them to Jason
and you do what I said? That's great, Thank you
so much. Well I can't really do that. Um. This
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and I'm Victoria, I'm Bennett, I'm Christian Grace. No, and
your boyfriend Jason is actually on the phone because we
do a segment where we try to catch people cheating,
and Jason has suspected that you might be messing around.
(24:22):
It's true. Oh my god, Hey, hey babe, im here,
what what's going on right now? What we're on the
we're on the radio right now? Is that was happening? Yes, yep,
um yeah, I mean you just you've been talking on
the phone out and I didn't know who was talking
(24:43):
to I thought it might have been you know, have
been Mike. So I know he means, Okay, okay, I
told you have nothing to worry about with that. Like
that's just so, I'm yeah, I know. But whatever you do,
you caught in like okay, yeah whatever that was like
(25:04):
a few years whatever. I'm throwing you a surprise party
for your birthday. I've been on the phone with all
of your friends, with your brother, trying to get him
to fly in, like I'm trying, like I've been on
the phone with everyone trying to organize a surprise party
for you. I've been calling everyone. Your parents might even come,
like it's a whole thing and now it's ruined and
(25:27):
whatever because you put me on blast on the radio
for what, because you still hate Mike, Like that's just
so Leanna, what I know that you're upset right now.
I can tell by the what too. Is it unreasonable
for Jason to have suspicions? No, I would never cheat,
especially now with Mike. No events, keep fun of it, right,
(25:51):
we'd agreed with that, we've agreed, But a babe, technically
you did with Mike before, okay, but we were broken
up then. That's when we were going out and breaking
up and going out and breaking up and it was
just a hook up and it was nothing. And that
was also like three years ago and like nothing, and
we were in college and we were drunk and whatever,
(26:12):
and I explained that and we were broken up. So
I don't even want to like, we're not even like
I love you. I'm throwing you a giant birthday party. Actually,
it's probably good the secrets out because I need help
planning this thing. I don't care about the surprise anymore.
(26:32):
I love it. You know, Normally, when people get angry
when they're confronted on this, like, I think that they're
defensive because there's an actual because they there's something actually
going on. I don't feel that from you, Lana. I
do feel like maybe a little compassion for Jason and
why he would ask and even if you guys were
broken up, like you might have those thoughts if you
were him. Whatever. I like, I've just been doing all
(26:54):
this stuff for him, and so the fact that he
would go there and call you, guys, wait, can we
still have whatever you were going to give us? Can
we have the flowers? And that might happen. You know,
she's an opportunist, Yeah she is. Um, I just I remember,
really sorry for doing this and I believe you and
sorry were set him up on the radio. I appreciate
(27:16):
the birthday party and I'll help you plan it. So
just sorry. I'm kind of upset that you would think
that I would cheat like that after like all the
stuff we've been through and everything, but like I get it.
I mean, I guess i've been cage lately. Like I
just love you and I wanted to plan your birthday,
that's all. And this is so crazy. Um, I love you,
(27:41):
I trust you. I'm really sorry. I can't wait to
spend my birthday with you, and I really appreciate you.
I love you too. I'm sorry, and yeah, I would
never I would never step out on us ever, Like
this is important to me. So yeah, I'm glad you
figured it out. Jason. Hopefully that helps a little bit. Leana,
thank you for your time. I know that you weren't
(28:02):
very you weren't super excited to hear that it was
a radio show. Do you want to give us something
for the party or something like this is crazy? Well?
Do you really wanted those movie passes and flowers? Yeah,
that would be great done. We'll send you guys. Think
we'll give you guys a one hundred dollars movie gift card.
We'll put you on the phone in our produces and
get your information. Do you want to send the flowers
to Jason? I mean, who are you in the flowers?
(28:25):
All right, there you go. We'll send you flowers in
the movie card and then you guys can go on
a date night to the movies on us. Yeah. Can
you make it a hundred bucks out because movies are expensive?
The Jewils Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. Hey,
(28:53):
what's up? It's the Jewel Show. You texted us at
four one oh six one that you have a dirty
little secret, So now we're calling to ask what it is. Hi,
good morning, how are you guys doing good? Oh my gosh,
are you Are you in a place where you can
tell us your dirty little secret. Now you need to
go somewhere else. Yes, no, no, no, this I am.
I am in a safe spot. Okay, safe place. What's
your um? So? Uh? I have like an evil stepfather,
(29:19):
but a former evil stepfather. You have one? I have one? Okay.
He was a nightmare. Um and ever since, uh, ever
since my mom passed away, about every three or four months,
I will go over to his house and unscrew his
uh little address numbers off his front posts to heal them.
(29:42):
Keeps seeing new ones out and like new signs out.
Has no idea, it's me. I'm assuming I've never heard
from him. But every few months I'll go by, like
in the middle of the night and unscrew him just
to go with him. Okay, So that's your dirty little
secrets that you just steal your stepfather or who you
didn't like. You're still the numbers storms address, that's right.
(30:04):
I was just to drive them crazy. How long have
you How long have you been doing this for four years?
Four years? Wow, that's a long time. You must have
really not liked him, right, No, no, I uh this
is a family show. I'm not gonna use any choice words,
but pretty terrible. Okay, it's better, by the way. I'm
(30:25):
surprised he hasn't like installed like cameras or maybe got
like stronger screws or numbers or something. Oh oh no,
he definitely has. It's not just like screws and bolts,
Like he will use repace of when to use like
industrial glue behind them, and I just have to like
use a screw driver after they're unscrewed to bust them off.
One time, he actually put them up on this like
(30:48):
little wooden post instead I suck the whole post the ground. Um,
he's got a camera like at the front door, but
not over by the sidewalk where where this address stuff.
And the best part is like him my mom weren't
together that long anyway, but he was just such a
(31:09):
that Now that I'm I'm an adult and I can
take care of things, I'm just going to keep on going.
Now now that you're an adult, When when is he?
When was he your stepdad? Like when I was like eight,
Way just for a couple of years that they were married.
Oh so you they were married a couple of years
when you were eight. How old are you now, I'm
(31:30):
twenty six. So you held a grudge for that long
and then when you found out where you lived, You're like,
that's it. I'm messing with him. Yeah, yeah, why not?
The best The best part is like I know how
frustrated and he gets when he's angry, So I know
for a fact that this is driving him nuts. I'm
(31:51):
just picturing him like every since I'm losing his mind,
like you know, just slipping out all by himself. His
address has gone again. And like the best part is
like you can't look out hide and see that they're gone.
So I'm sure like auld be driving home one day
and just notice that they're not there. And I just
the fact that I know this is this has to
be getting to him. Yeah, hopefully he didn't move in
(32:13):
the last few years, you know, even doing someone wow,
just some poor stranger. Yeah no, Well are you thinking
of other ways to mess with them too? Or are
you just gonna keep doing the address thing? So my
my next goal this is is like a next level
thing is to like put some dead fish in his
like HVAC system. I mean, I'm absolutely working on that
(32:35):
plan right now. I've got I've got some some schematics
on how to make this works. Yeah, that's got some schematics. Yeah,
you know, like like a map, Like I've got it
drawn up to know where I can entern where exactly
the HC thing is. And I've just got a just
a few more final final touches to make sure that
this works out like a high smoll. Well, thanks for
(32:56):
telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, pleasure guy. Yeah,
get back to where on your plan? Yeah, good luck
with it? The Jewel Show on demand, guys. I need
your help, please, I really need to help. Okay, what's up?
Sebastian just called us? Eighty eight three or three one
or six one? It's the Jewil Show and all it
says is Sebastian needs help. So what's up, Sebastian? What
(33:17):
do you need help with? Today? Yeah? I forgot Valentine's
Day and my girlfriend won't talk to me. Oh okay,
how are we going to help you with that? The
only thing I could think about She loves you guys,
and so I was like, I need to call these people.
Maybe we can do something together. And I've been calling
all morning. You know, I just got in here. Is
(33:39):
there any way that you could save my relationship? Maybe?
I don't know, how about this? Well, place, I'll come back,
and then you can call her. Let's do it, Yeah,
except you got to talk to her a little bit,
because I want to hear how match he is. Yeah,
Oh my god. Okay, that's going to be really awkward,
but at this point I'm willing to just do what Okay,
(34:00):
all right, we'll hold on them, We'll play his song,
come back, and Sebastian can call his girlfriend and try
to dig himself out of the Holy creative by forgetting
Valentine's Day. This should be fun. I would do it next.
I'm excited. This is gonna be super awkward. It's the
Jewel Show, Sebastian, are you ready? I mean, what am
I supposed to do? I don't know what I'm gonna do.
(34:20):
I don't know what to do here. I don't know
what you're gonna do either. I forgot Valentine's Day a
few times in a relationship, and it's hard to try
to make it better if you're just listening. Sebastian has
been calling all morning asking to talk to us, so
we took his phone call and it's hard off with
him saying he needs help because Sebastian forgot Valentine's Day
and now his girlfriend won't talk to him, so he
thinks that he can convince her that he didn't forget
(34:42):
it by having us call because she's a listener to
the show. But I don't know what you want us
to do, Sebastian. You want us to just say hey? Yeah?
Sebastian hit us up a week ago and planned this
phone call from the jam show you Yeah, yeah, but
what are you gonna do about? Do you have any
plans for later? Yeah? What are we gonna do? Say hey?
And then end it? And no and think you go
(35:02):
to you surprise dinner, Sebastian. I want to help you, man.
So what's her favorite restaurant? It's gonna be super hard
to get a reservation. Olive Garden, Baby, let's go. Oh wow,
she loves she loves those breath sticks. Are you serious
to Olive Garden? Is her spot? That's our spot. It's
our little thing. You know, I went to stayed in
high school. It's a thing. We'll hook you up with
dinner and stuff tonight if you can convince her that
(35:24):
you didn't forget Valentine's Day. Yeah. I tried calling her
this morning, but she blew me off. She was really pissed,
and I think she blocked the number because I can't
she I mean, she does that sometimes when she's really upset.
I'm hoping you all, can you know, get through her. Okay,
well we'll see if we can save your relationship. Then
you gave her producers her phone around a dollar right now,
but I want to hear you guys have a conversation
(35:44):
before we jump in and see if this even works.
What do I say, Sebastian, I've been in your shoes.
I didn't know what to say then. I don't know
what to say now. So I can't really get a
life here. But this is you. This is your only
shot to save your Valentine's Day, right yeah, with you
and maybe my whole relationship though. Okay, I'm on a
dollar phone of right now, so she even answers it.
(36:05):
So here we go, Sebastian. Hello, Hey, honey, Pine, Hello,
what are you kidding? I don't want to talk. You
got a block number to finally call me? Honey Pine,
(36:27):
Honey bun No, do stop me, do not, Honey Bunning?
Right now, Sebastian, what you know? I love you? You
know that whenever you're upset with me, like I'm gonna
make it better. How do you forget Valentine's Day? Okay, look,
I have some stuff planned, you know. Let me guess
your plan. It's to play call up duty until about
(36:47):
eight o'clock and then get some uber eath and then
try to get them like this normal day. That's not
what I had in mind. So really yeah, well, just
so you know, Oh, I had some stuff planned. Do
you remember that thing that you wanted to do with Jessica? What? Yeah? Yeah,
I had a fun evening planned, but not anymore. But
(37:10):
you forgot Valentine's Day. So I candled it and I
returned the costume. Come on, it looks like it's gonna
be a while until that happened. So no more wonder
Woman and Catwoman wrestling for you by Please don't don't
go to say anymore. I want to hear more. Yeah,
me too, want I want to hear a lot more.
That's interesting. Wait a minute, what is going on? I'm
(37:34):
asking the same question. What's going on? Oh? What's up? Rebecca?
This is the Jewels Show? How are you hi? Wait? What? Yeah?
This is the Jewel Show radio show that you listened to,
or at least Sebastian told us you listened to Yeah,
you guys are my rank. Rebecca, Sebastian actually has been um.
He planned like a week ago for us to call
you on Valentine's Day and wish you a happy Valentine's
(37:56):
Day from him. What Yeah, wait a minute, wait, so
all day you've been acting like this is just a
regular day and you completely forgot. And that's like that
was like part of your whole you know, stick and
deal like he really did. He planned, yes, of course,
like we're busy, we can't just call him a whim
like it can be Valentine's Day. You call him and
(38:17):
be like I need help, and then we try to
call him, you know, you would have to like sit
on the line for hours. Producers and everything. He talked
to our producers and set it up so we could
call you and wish you happy Valentine's Day and let
you know that you guys are going to the Olive
Garden tonight. Yeah your favorite spot read six on us. Yeah.
(38:39):
Oh well maybe I was wrong, and I really appreciate
that you took this time to plan this out. Super sweet,
how Rebecca, Yeah, that was way way better. It just
all day you've been acting like it was nothing, and
I didn't know that you've put this much effort into it.
A good actor on your hand, I know, Dame, I
(39:02):
love you well. Thank you. You know, can you you
know like texts Jessica, Yeah, I love you. Okay, I'm
just gonna let you guys go, but happy Valenciza, Rebecca,
(39:23):
and thanks for the phone called Sebastian. Hopefully you guys
can have it. Looks like guys will stop a funny evening.
I just don't need too much faster. That sounds like
you have a lot planned. You got a lot to do.
Thank you. Advice The Jewel Show on demand
Vedjibile show on demand. Imagine this. You're at the Big Game,
it's halftime and you're standing in the tunnel and Rihanna,
who performed at the halftime show, is about to walk out,
and you're the last person she talks to before she
takes the stage, and you go, oh, wow, you're pregners. Yeah,
you're pregnant, Rihanna, how far along are you? And then
(00:21):
she doesn't even turn her head to look at you
and just goes, I'm not pregnant and then walks out
to take the stage. That would be super awkward, and
they would be awkward for Rihanna, who would be performing
and have to put a smile on her face when
she'd be like, I'm not pregnant and they just call
my pregnant. Although very obvious that she is pregnant, she
did reveal that at the game, and that's what everybody's
been talking about. So it's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's
(00:42):
question is, what's something that you would reveal to the
entire world on national television if you had the chance,
Victoria so scary, I would reveal if I was in
a new relationship or since I'm not since I'm single.
So if you were performing halftime at the Big Game,
you'd come out and that would be the thing you
want everybody to know, is Hey, everybody, I'm in a
relationship or hey, guys still single? And then you would
(01:05):
go back in. Okay, okay, use the platform as a
chance to meet a man. I'm into that. Okay, call
us hey D eight eight three four three one six
one text in four one oh six one. If you
had the world's attention for a few minutes, what would
be the one thing that you would want to show
the world or tell the world. What's the one thing
that you would reveal? And we're asking the question in
(01:26):
honor of Ranna revealing that she's prego Christian Grace. Know
what would you reveal? Listen if you follow me on Instagram,
you know I'm all about the Real Housewise, but I'm
not just about the Real Housewives. And this is what
I would tell if I had the stage, I would
grab that microphone and I would say, everybody that works
at NBC Universal and Bravo, we're gonna need to respect
our OG cast members more. That is what I would say.
(01:48):
I would say, keep the OG Housewives employed forever. I
don't care what they do. Thank you, Andy Hey eight
eight three four three one six one. Text in four
one oh six one. That would be your message to
the world. Message to the world, final request, you know,
to bring back my ogs. Yeah, call us eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. Arnita, what's up? How are you?
(02:09):
I'm fantastic. How are you? Guys? Stick also fantastic as always,
thank you for your phone call. Always appreciate you calling. Nita.
Well you guys so much, you too. What is the
one thing you would show or tell the world if
you had their attention for just a few minutes, Arnita,
if I have your kidsho for just a few minutes,
I would tell the world that I was once upon
(02:30):
a time homeless and a drug addict, and now I'm
not in debt. Anybody in the world can do it.
That's amazing, Nita. So, I had no idea that you
called a show a lot. You know, I would say,
you're a friend of the program, Arnita, Absolutely right, Absolutely,
So you were once homeless and a drug addict? Yes,
and what changed for you? How did you get out
of that situation? I was sick of being sick and
(02:53):
tired of being tired. I just did it. I was
tired and I was a single mother with six kids,
so I raised all my kids by myself and I
just had to get out of it, and I did.
I never stopped giving up. Wow. Yeah, there you go
mentally ill. And I work with people who are struggling
with addiction. Wow. So you're giving back, right, You're thankful
(03:15):
that you got out of that. You're giving back. That's great, Arnita,
And that is the one thing that you would share
with the world. I'm trying to figure out whose message
is more important here that one or Christian's housewife. You know,
I feel like it's neck and neck. Arnita. Thank you
very much for your phone call. Has always calls up
eight to eight three four three one six one text
in four one six one. Oh, Sharky just walked in
(03:37):
the studios and apparently you want to chime in on
today's Yeah, I actually have one. Back in the early odds,
I was writing a show and in a show called
out all about coming out in the early odds, and
I wrote a piece specifically for myself in which I
(03:58):
came out as bisec and I did that over and
over and over again for about a month and a half,
So basically taking something very personal and opening up to
everyone for about a month and a half. Well are
you bisexual? Yeah? I had no idea. Yeah, congratulations, that's cool. Yeah,
it was something that it was a very personal break
that I wanted to get out and I use that
(04:21):
platform in order to say, hey, look, yeah it's me.
So so if you had the world's attention for a
few minutes, that's what you would do. Would you do
with the act that you did in the play that
you performed in This was back in two thousands three,
so it's probably a little dated by now. That's what
you would do. That's that's amazing. I'm still trying to
figure out more substance that letting people know it's okay
(04:42):
to be yourself and coming out on a national if
you have the world's attention for a few minutes, or
the housewife's saying, I'm still well, I can't figure it
out again, neck and neck. Or it could be mine.
If I had the world's attention for just a few minutes,
what would I say? Or do I have a lot
to say? You know, I've got a lot of a
lot of things that I'd love to talk about. Probably
most important, I would just um, I would want the
(05:02):
world to know that you can follow me on social
media at Jebil Fresh almost at one hundred thousand on Instagram.
We're almost there, so close. That's what I would do.
I would get out there and just be like, hey,
I'm almost two hundred thousand. It's been like years where
I'm trying to get to one hundred thousand on Instagram.
If you could just help put me over the top.
And then I've started posting on TikTok finally, and it's
at the Book of Jewel on TikTok. You can go
follow me there as well. You know. That's what I
(05:24):
would do, basically a social media influencer at this point. Basically, Yeah,
the Jewbil Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame
day Mornings on the twenties. Hello is this Charlie? Yes,
(05:45):
it is Charlie. How are you? This is Brian Gilcrest.
Whyan Gilcrest? Yes? Should should I know you? Okay? Well,
you know what, I'm not offended. Maybe you haven't seen
some of my shows. Anyway, I'm calling you because I
got your number from a commercial that you use your
yodling skills in zero Oh okay, yeah, so I know
(06:08):
one of the guys that produced that commercial, and I
need a yodler. I need a few yodlers, and that's
why I'm calling I produce reality television programming for some
of the major networks. Okay, well, hey, Brian, what can
I do for you? Well, kind of cool. I am
producing a new reality show competition for yodlers. And of course, yeah,
(06:30):
I figured you'd be pretty excited about that. I mean,
the show is called American Yodler. That's awesome. Yep. It's
a yodling competition, sort of like the American Idol, but
of yodling. My goal here is to bring yodeling to
the forefront of American culture. So so it's going to
be called American Yodlers. So it's just like same type
(06:53):
of the same premises like American Idol. Contestants take no instruments,
no singing, just they're beautiful throats. This is American Yodler.
What do you think? Yeah, I think the beautiful throat
slime is pushing it a little. But I mean, if
(07:14):
that's the type of word that you're using, well that
was the something I was playing with right there in
the moment. Anyway, I'm wondering if we can get you
down to audition. I would like to audition you over
the phone real quick, just to hear a little sample
of your yodel though first. Okay, right now, yeah, right now,
would be great if I could just hear a little
yodel from you, and then I could pass you off
(07:35):
to one of our producers who can kind of set
who can set up a time for you to come
down and you know, do a full audish. Okay, here
we go. Okay, I am going to stop you right there.
I have a note. Sure, so right into it. It
(07:57):
didn't have enough like it wasn't yodeli enough, if you
know what I mean. It wasn't yodely enough. Yeah, it
didn't really sound much. It was yodel, but it wasn't
fully yodely. So can you make your yodel a little
more yodelely because this is going to be on network
television hopefully. Yeah, okay, sure, Uh let's so let's uh turn. Yes, Um,
(08:25):
I'm going to stop you right there and give you
another note. I'm so sorry to do this to you. Um,
can we ease off of the yodel. Now that was
a little too YODELEI for me? Did you not hear
what I just did? I mean, I am obviously a yodeler.
Can you yodel? I mean, are you? Are you listening
at all? Did you hear anything that I just did? Well?
(08:47):
What I just heard? So the first one is not
yodle enough and the second one was a little too
overboard on the yodel. We get it. It's yodeling. And yes,
I know quite a bit about yodeling, and I do
have the expertise to speak about it. So just for
your information, I have yodeled on the Swiss Alps, I
climbed the matter horn and yielded. I was trained by
(09:10):
Australia's yodeling Queen. But if you think you can go
ahead and tell me how to yodel, go ahead? All right? Okay, fine,
that's a good resume, but it wasn't written by your
yodel Here you go, yeah ye lie ye yeah yeah
(09:30):
really okay, Well you Ryan Seacrests want to be um,
I really hope your stupid yodeling show works out because
you're such a genius. I'm just gonna yodel my way
out of here. Hold on a second, This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you,
(09:52):
and that last one might have been the best yodel
I've ever heard. Your friend Bonnie set you up. Yeah,
she said that. She said that you're a yod learned.
She always messes with you about that and wanted me
to thrank you about it. All right, Well, in that case,
you know what, this goes out to my friend Bonnie
(10:22):
the Jewel Show on demand. It's Valentine's Day, and if
you plan to put a ring on it, make sure
it's the rite it or you might lose it forever.
We can tell you about that in a second. Also,
one bride got a surprise gift for her wedding and
why is it going viral? Probably because it's a gift
that nobody ever wants to get. And how did a
loaf of bread earn one guy over one hundred thousand dollars?
(10:45):
You'll find all that out right now in another hard hitting,
live local, late breaking report from the J and N
the Jewel News Network. It's news that you didn't know
you needed. For Tuesday, February fourteenth, twenty twenty three Happy
Valentine's Day. That bugs somebody out there because I said
Valentine's absolutely and it's a sound. It sounded completely normal
because I didn't say anything wrong. Anyway, It is Valentine's Day,
(11:08):
and if you plan to put a ring on it,
make sure it's to write it. Because a guy in
Thailand is making headlines today because he wanted to impress
his Valentine's date with a gift. It was a beautiful
new ring and for some reason he wanted to give
it to her by putting it on his junk. While yeah,
you don't think that's a romantic Christian, but well it
(11:31):
wasn't the best idea because it did get stuck and
he needed emergency surgery to remove it. Oh yeah, well,
I mean what sized ring was he buying? Because why
did he have the confidence to slope that on? Because
that girl's fingers if he's if he's able to get
a ring, either her fingers are incredibly large or he's not.
(11:53):
But be careful today. If you have a ring that
you're gonna give to somebody for Valentine's Day, don't do
it the way that guy did. Yeah, please don't unless
it's you know it can fit. Yeah, if you know
for sure it's not gonna get stuck, then I'm sorry,
and go ahead and do it. The JNN, the Jewil
News Network, news that you didn't know you needed to see.
We're not like those other boring news networks. They're not
(12:15):
reporting on the story of that guy putting a ring
on his jump this morning, are they No? But we
are only on the JNN for our next story. Let's
send it on over to Victoria. Hey, it's Victoria. And
you know when you go to the store, get all
your things and feel like you had a successful day,
only to realize once you get home that you forgot something.
Head back to the store, grab what you forgot, and
win one hundred thousand dollars on the way out. What
what a one hundred thousand dollars. I don't think that's
(12:36):
ever happening. I haven't won anything so well, you might
rethink that because this sixty five year old man in
Maryland who forgot a loaf of bread of the store
went back to get a loaf of bread, and when
he returned, he that explains why he went back to
He's sixty five years old. It doesn't that much to do,
you know, I mean that sandwich that he was gonna
make us a highlight of his day, big day to day. Yeah,
I gotta get out of the house twice rossb Yeah. Well,
(13:01):
also on its way out, he got a lottery ticket
and that's where he won the hundred thousand dollars. So
he originally thought it was one thousand, but then his
wife later confirmed that, no, sweetheart, it was actually one
hundred thousand. Oh my gosh. I would just like to
see him and his wife looking at it, you know,
because you never see people when they get older, right,
they have to look at in a restaurant where the
lighting is low, they always have to take out their
cell phone and turn the flash. I'm ratty sure that
(13:21):
says a thousand, No, merl it says one hundred thousand.
It does not. There's no way we want one hundred
thousand dollars. I don't understand why the readers need to
be slid so far down on the nose, right, It's
like they always put it right on the tip of
their notes, just barely fallen off. Yeah, that's where they
have to happen so far that you have to completely
break your neck look through the glasses. No wonder your
(13:45):
back hurts. Push there readers up so you could just
put them in front the take on her face. Well,
congratulations to that guy. This is the J and N.
The Huble News Network. Those other boring news networks aren't
telling you what the appropriate way to put on your
readers are that actually they probably pretty born, But anyway,
this is the J and N. And for our next
slor let's send it over to Christian Grace. No, it
is the Day of Love, and I'm reporting from Daytona Beach, Florida,
(14:08):
where one couple went from saying I do to saying
you And I'll tell you why. I think that happens
a lot in relationship. Actually, yeah, that's pretty much the thing.
Divorced bride and groom were tying the not in front
of their family and friends when, according to the photographer
Rob Chiola, things went from stunning to stinky very quickly. Yes,
right in the middle of their beautiful ceremony, a bird
flying over decided that she wanted to poop on the bride. Yeah,
(14:31):
the groom even said it smells at one point. Here's
the clip. The past year and a half, you have
worked so hard to make sure we could build the
home of our dreams. I just I don't know. I
don't know. So he even said that they kept telling
themselves that bride and groom were like, oh, you know,
(14:52):
it's a sign of good luck, because they do say
if a bird poops on you, it's a sign of
good luck. Really, yeah, a bird pooped on my face
once when I was a kid, and someone told me that, man,
I was going to be rich. It's been about twenty years.
I'm still broke, y'alls. At some point TBD, We'll let
you know. I went to a school that had so
many pigeons. If you went outside of the little covered areas,
it was like dodging bombs. Okay. No, So while this
(15:13):
broad day was getting millionaire buy off, the money thing
is true as much as I've been pooped on in
my life. Whoever runs our promo clip, please clip that part.
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network. Make sure
you listen to the JANA in the same time every
single weekday morning to get the real news, the news
(15:33):
that you didn't know you needed. And congrats, suckers. That
news was good, wasn't it. Remember you can follow the
show on social media. At the Jewel Show, I do
want to clip of that though. Yeah, I'd be a
billionaire by now as many times as I've been pooped on,
and the fact that it is what's said on Valentine's
Days exactly. Follow the show at the Jewels Show, follow
all of the individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I'm at
(15:55):
Vimier zero zero, I'm at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel
Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only
on the Chimble Show. Jason is on the phone today
for War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half years, Leona,
might be cheating on him. Jason, before we call her
and see if we can catch her, thanks for coming
(16:16):
on the show. What's going on? Why do you think
Leona might be messing around? She's been acting like, you're
kind of weird recently, Like you know, when she returns
home from work. She was sit in her car and
talk on the phone for an hour or two on
the last two weeks, and it just kind of been weird.
(16:40):
I don't know why why she's doing that. And I
asked her why she's talking on the phone so along
in the car, and she was just like, Oh, I'm
miss talking to her best friend. Could it be that
she's just talking to her best friend just because like,
if one of my friends were to call me, I know,
I'd be in the car for hours talking to them,
especially if they're going through something and be y'all just
(17:01):
can't like get out of the car and walk in
the house. No, he's sitting in the car. Just kind
of gives you something else. Okay, maybe that's a girl thing.
Is there anything else that's gone on that you think
you know this is suspect to you? Um, there's this
there's this guy, uh the name Mike, moved to town.
And to be honest, Leanna cheating on me with him
(17:23):
back in college, Okay, And it was very difficult, difficult
thing to get through. So oh man, yeah, that's rough.
Did you actually get over it? I mean, you've been
together for so how long has your relationship was it
when she cheated? I would say two two years ago probably,
I would say, so in that two years, have you
(17:44):
been able to fully regain trust? I mean yes, I
mean it was very hard, but I thought I was
over it until recently she told me she ran into
Mike a couple of weeks ago at like, you know,
at a girls' night and it and they just caught
up and she told me I have none to worry
about and saying her type anymore, and no, I'm worried.
(18:08):
I don't know what does your guts say, right, because
she has cheated before. The dude just moved back to town.
She said she ran into him the other night. A
lot of times in those situations, you can you know
kind of the truth, right, but you don't want to
let yourself see it fully. Also, if you don't fully
know it, sometimes you're like, maybe I'm looking for things.
Do you feel like you're looking for things? Or do
(18:29):
you think that there is something going on and the
things you're seeing are correct? Well? I actually called her
best friend while we were too sitting in the car,
and Lanna said she was talking to her, and then
I asked her that you're clearly not because I'm talking
to you, and then her best friend told me you
(18:50):
should you should just ask her yourself. Okay, oh yeah,
that is definitely suspect. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'm not
gonna lie. When you said you called the friend, I
thought that she was going to have given you a
whole spill, and I was gonna say, you, look, you
can't trust her because they're probably in cahoots. But seems
like she's could be another friend. Oh yeah, I mean
I don't know. Just like, did she tell you specifically
(19:13):
that it was this friend that she was talking to
on the phone every day? Yeah? Yeah, pretty much, she said,
my best friend. Okay, all right, well you told us
what grocery store she shops at and that she's a
rewards card member at, so we'll do you the usual.
We'll call from there and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card remember at random, who gets
(19:34):
free flowers delivered straight from our floral department at brand
new and improof flower apartment. It's beautiful. Have you seen it, Jason,
It's gorgeous anyway, state of the art. Yeah, we'll see
if she buys that, and if she sends the flowers
to you or to someone else. And we'll also throw
in some movie tickets too, you know, just in case
movie tickets and flowers and see if she sends them
to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right, man,
(19:55):
we'll play a song come back and get your ward
of the Roses Sketcheeter. Next, Jason is on the phone
today for War the Roses to catch a cheater, and
he thinks that his girlfriend of three and a half years, Leanna,
might be cheating on him, and he thinks it might
be with a guy that she's actually cheated on him
with before. They've been together for three and a half years.
He sat back in college. About two years ago, she
(20:17):
messed up, messed around with a guy named Mike. Mike
left town, but Mike has recently moved back, and Leanna
shared with her boyfriend Jason that she that she ran
into this Mike dude at a bar a little while
ago and ever since then, I'll just let you say
it again, Jason, what are the things that have gone
on that you've seen since you learned that Mike was
back in town. She's been on the phone for a
(20:41):
long time in the car, and she claims to be
her best friends talking to her best friend on the phone.
And then one time I called her best friend while
she's on the phone and she claimed she was talking
to Herry and she wasn't, so she was lying. So
I mean, you have proof that she was at least
lying about that right. Yeah, yeah, So we're gonna call
(21:03):
her right now from the grocery store that she shops
at and do the usual say that. Every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral
department for free. We're also going to throw in some
movie passes. Make it a little date night thing and
see if she sends the flowers in the movie passes
to you, Jason, or to someone else. Are you ready
for us to call her? Oh yeah, all right, all right,
(21:26):
good dove the phone number. Hello, Hi, this is Jorban
calling from Is this our rewards card member Leon? Yeah? Leona?
(21:50):
Congratulations here this month's winner. Yeah? Thanks? What did I win?
You won the flowers and the movie passes? Oh okay,
it's our little way of appreciating you being a loyal customer.
Every single month, we choose one rewards card remember at
random who gets free flowers and movie passes delivered from
(22:12):
our brand new and improved floral department. I don't know
if you've been by there, but we do delivery now,
and so you've won thirty six long stem red roses
and one hundred dollars gift card to the movies, a
little date night type of thing from US. Wow, that's amazing. Okay.
You can send it to anywhere in the entire continental
United States. It comes with a card if you want
to put a card with it, and it's totally free. Yeah,
(22:34):
that's amazing. Okay. Can I delay the I wanna the
flower thing? Can we delay that a few weeks? So
I wanna like three weeks? Actually? Is that? Can we
do that? I mean absolutely, I can do that. I've
never had anybody make that request yet, but that's fine.
I can just put the date in for them to
be delivered, and like I said, it's totally free, and
(22:55):
I can just make sure that it goes out at
the time you want it to go out. As far
as tion goes. It sounds like you know who you
want to send them to. Yeah, I do. Okay, great, Well,
if you want to do this real quick right now,
I can take the info over the phone. I would
need the first and last name anything you would like
to put on a card, and then the address, and
that is it. Like I said, totally free. Yeah. First
(23:16):
name is Jason, Jason, okay, and last name and do
you want to put anything on a card with it? Yeah,
say happy birthday. I hope you love the surprise. And
do you want the movie passes to go to him
as well or as someone else? Yeah? And that, Yeah,
I just do the whole thing. That's good, that's fun.
And so that's is your boyfriend? You said? Yeah, it's
(23:38):
my boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, it's his birthday. How long you
guy's been together? I love love a long time. We've
been last three and a half years since we graduated
college and stuff. Yeah and a half years. You know,
I've heard that the three and a half year mark
a lot of people kind of get itchy, you know,
the seven year itch is actually the three and a
half year itch. Have you ever? Have you ever about
(24:00):
stepping out? No? Can you just send them to Jason
and you do what I said? That's great, Thank you
so much. Well I can't really do that. Um. This
is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and I'm Victoria, I'm Bennett, I'm Christian Grace. No, and
your boyfriend Jason is actually on the phone because we
do a segment where we try to catch people cheating,
and Jason has suspected that you might be messing around.
(24:22):
It's true. Oh my god, Hey, hey babe, im here,
what what's going on right now? What we're on the
we're on the radio right now? Is that was happening? Yes, yep,
um yeah, I mean you just you've been talking on
the phone out and I didn't know who was talking
(24:43):
to I thought it might have been you know, have
been Mike. So I know he means, Okay, okay, I
told you have nothing to worry about with that. Like
that's just so, I'm yeah, I know. But whatever you do,
you caught in like okay, yeah whatever that was like
(25:04):
a few years whatever. I'm throwing you a surprise party
for your birthday. I've been on the phone with all
of your friends, with your brother, trying to get him
to fly in, like I'm trying, like I've been on
the phone with everyone trying to organize a surprise party
for you. I've been calling everyone. Your parents might even come,
like it's a whole thing and now it's ruined and
(25:27):
whatever because you put me on blast on the radio
for what, because you still hate Mike, Like that's just
so Leanna, what I know that you're upset right now.
I can tell by the what too. Is it unreasonable
for Jason to have suspicions? No, I would never cheat,
especially now with Mike. No events, keep fun of it, right,
(25:51):
we'd agreed with that, we've agreed, But a babe, technically
you did with Mike before, okay, but we were broken
up then. That's when we were going out and breaking
up and going out and breaking up and it was
just a hook up and it was nothing. And that
was also like three years ago and like nothing, and
we were in college and we were drunk and whatever,
(26:12):
and I explained that and we were broken up. So
I don't even want to like, we're not even like
I love you. I'm throwing you a giant birthday party. Actually,
it's probably good the secrets out because I need help
planning this thing. I don't care about the surprise anymore.
(26:32):
I love it. You know, Normally, when people get angry
when they're confronted on this, like, I think that they're
defensive because there's an actual because they there's something actually
going on. I don't feel that from you, Lana. I
do feel like maybe a little compassion for Jason and
why he would ask and even if you guys were
broken up, like you might have those thoughts if you
were him. Whatever. I like, I've just been doing all
(26:54):
this stuff for him, and so the fact that he
would go there and call you, guys, wait, can we
still have whatever you were going to give us? Can
we have the flowers? And that might happen. You know,
she's an opportunist, Yeah she is. Um, I just I remember,
really sorry for doing this and I believe you and
sorry were set him up on the radio. I appreciate
(27:16):
the birthday party and I'll help you plan it. So
just sorry. I'm kind of upset that you would think
that I would cheat like that after like all the
stuff we've been through and everything, but like I get it.
I mean, I guess i've been cage lately. Like I
just love you and I wanted to plan your birthday,
that's all. And this is so crazy. Um, I love you,
(27:41):
I trust you. I'm really sorry. I can't wait to
spend my birthday with you, and I really appreciate you.
I love you too. I'm sorry, and yeah, I would
never I would never step out on us ever, Like
this is important to me. So yeah, I'm glad you
figured it out. Jason. Hopefully that helps a little bit. Leana,
thank you for your time. I know that you weren't
(28:02):
very you weren't super excited to hear that it was
a radio show. Do you want to give us something
for the party or something like this is crazy? Well?
Do you really wanted those movie passes and flowers? Yeah,
that would be great done. We'll send you guys. Think
we'll give you guys a one hundred dollars movie gift card.
We'll put you on the phone in our produces and
get your information. Do you want to send the flowers
to Jason? I mean, who are you in the flowers?
(28:25):
All right, there you go. We'll send you flowers in
the movie card and then you guys can go on
a date night to the movies on us. Yeah. Can
you make it a hundred bucks out because movies are expensive?
The Jewils Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret. Hey,
(28:53):
what's up? It's the Jewel Show. You texted us at
four one oh six one that you have a dirty
little secret, So now we're calling to ask what it is. Hi,
good morning, how are you guys doing good? Oh my gosh,
are you Are you in a place where you can
tell us your dirty little secret. Now you need to
go somewhere else. Yes, no, no, no, this I am.
I am in a safe spot. Okay, safe place. What's
your um? So? Uh? I have like an evil stepfather,
(29:19):
but a former evil stepfather. You have one? I have one? Okay.
He was a nightmare. Um and ever since, uh, ever
since my mom passed away, about every three or four months,
I will go over to his house and unscrew his
uh little address numbers off his front posts to heal them.
(29:42):
Keeps seeing new ones out and like new signs out.
Has no idea, it's me. I'm assuming I've never heard
from him. But every few months I'll go by, like
in the middle of the night and unscrew him just
to go with him. Okay, So that's your dirty little
secrets that you just steal your stepfather or who you
didn't like. You're still the numbers storms address, that's right.
(30:04):
I was just to drive them crazy. How long have
you How long have you been doing this for four years?
Four years? Wow, that's a long time. You must have
really not liked him, right, No, no, I uh this
is a family show. I'm not gonna use any choice words,
but pretty terrible. Okay, it's better, by the way. I'm
(30:25):
surprised he hasn't like installed like cameras or maybe got
like stronger screws or numbers or something. Oh oh no,
he definitely has. It's not just like screws and bolts,
Like he will use repace of when to use like
industrial glue behind them, and I just have to like
use a screw driver after they're unscrewed to bust them off.
One time, he actually put them up on this like
(30:48):
little wooden post instead I suck the whole post the ground. Um,
he's got a camera like at the front door, but
not over by the sidewalk where where this address stuff.
And the best part is like him my mom weren't
together that long anyway, but he was just such a
(31:09):
that Now that I'm I'm an adult and I can
take care of things, I'm just going to keep on going.
Now now that you're an adult, When when is he?
When was he your stepdad? Like when I was like eight,
Way just for a couple of years that they were married.
Oh so you they were married a couple of years
when you were eight. How old are you now, I'm
(31:30):
twenty six. So you held a grudge for that long
and then when you found out where you lived, You're like,
that's it. I'm messing with him. Yeah, yeah, why not?
The best The best part is like I know how
frustrated and he gets when he's angry, So I know
for a fact that this is driving him nuts. I'm
(31:51):
just picturing him like every since I'm losing his mind,
like you know, just slipping out all by himself. His
address has gone again. And like the best part is
like you can't look out hide and see that they're gone.
So I'm sure like auld be driving home one day
and just notice that they're not there. And I just
the fact that I know this is this has to
be getting to him. Yeah, hopefully he didn't move in
(32:13):
the last few years, you know, even doing someone wow,
just some poor stranger. Yeah no, Well are you thinking
of other ways to mess with them too? Or are
you just gonna keep doing the address thing? So my
my next goal this is is like a next level
thing is to like put some dead fish in his
like HVAC system. I mean, I'm absolutely working on that
(32:35):
plan right now. I've got I've got some some schematics
on how to make this works. Yeah, that's got some schematics. Yeah,
you know, like like a map, Like I've got it
drawn up to know where I can entern where exactly
the HC thing is. And I've just got a just
a few more final final touches to make sure that
this works out like a high smoll. Well, thanks for
(32:56):
telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, pleasure guy. Yeah,
get back to where on your plan? Yeah, good luck
with it? The Jewel Show on demand, guys. I need
your help, please, I really need to help. Okay, what's up?
Sebastian just called us? Eighty eight three or three one
or six one? It's the Jewil Show and all it
says is Sebastian needs help. So what's up, Sebastian? What
(33:17):
do you need help with? Today? Yeah? I forgot Valentine's
Day and my girlfriend won't talk to me. Oh okay,
how are we going to help you with that? The
only thing I could think about She loves you guys,
and so I was like, I need to call these people.
Maybe we can do something together. And I've been calling
all morning. You know, I just got in here. Is
(33:39):
there any way that you could save my relationship? Maybe?
I don't know, how about this? Well, place, I'll come back,
and then you can call her. Let's do it, Yeah,
except you got to talk to her a little bit,
because I want to hear how match he is. Yeah,
Oh my god. Okay, that's going to be really awkward,
but at this point I'm willing to just do what Okay,
(34:00):
all right, we'll hold on them, We'll play his song,
come back, and Sebastian can call his girlfriend and try
to dig himself out of the Holy creative by forgetting
Valentine's Day. This should be fun. I would do it next.
I'm excited. This is gonna be super awkward. It's the
Jewel Show, Sebastian, are you ready? I mean, what am
I supposed to do? I don't know what I'm gonna do.
(34:20):
I don't know what to do here. I don't know
what you're gonna do either. I forgot Valentine's Day a
few times in a relationship, and it's hard to try
to make it better if you're just listening. Sebastian has
been calling all morning asking to talk to us, so
we took his phone call and it's hard off with
him saying he needs help because Sebastian forgot Valentine's Day
and now his girlfriend won't talk to him, so he
thinks that he can convince her that he didn't forget
(34:42):
it by having us call because she's a listener to
the show. But I don't know what you want us
to do, Sebastian. You want us to just say hey? Yeah?
Sebastian hit us up a week ago and planned this
phone call from the jam show you Yeah, yeah, but
what are you gonna do about? Do you have any
plans for later? Yeah? What are we gonna do? Say hey?
And then end it? And no and think you go
(35:02):
to you surprise dinner, Sebastian. I want to help you, man.
So what's her favorite restaurant? It's gonna be super hard
to get a reservation. Olive Garden, Baby, let's go. Oh wow,
she loves she loves those breath sticks. Are you serious
to Olive Garden? Is her spot? That's our spot. It's
our little thing. You know, I went to stayed in
high school. It's a thing. We'll hook you up with
dinner and stuff tonight if you can convince her that
(35:24):
you didn't forget Valentine's Day. Yeah. I tried calling her
this morning, but she blew me off. She was really pissed,
and I think she blocked the number because I can't
she I mean, she does that sometimes when she's really upset.
I'm hoping you all, can you know, get through her. Okay,
well we'll see if we can save your relationship. Then
you gave her producers her phone around a dollar right now,
but I want to hear you guys have a conversation
(35:44):
before we jump in and see if this even works.
What do I say, Sebastian, I've been in your shoes.
I didn't know what to say then. I don't know
what to say now. So I can't really get a
life here. But this is you. This is your only
shot to save your Valentine's Day, right yeah, with you
and maybe my whole relationship though. Okay, I'm on a
dollar phone of right now, so she even answers it.
(36:05):
So here we go, Sebastian. Hello, Hey, honey, Pine, Hello,
what are you kidding? I don't want to talk. You
got a block number to finally call me? Honey Pine,
(36:27):
Honey bun No, do stop me, do not, Honey Bunning?
Right now, Sebastian, what you know? I love you? You
know that whenever you're upset with me, like I'm gonna
make it better. How do you forget Valentine's Day? Okay, look,
I have some stuff planned, you know. Let me guess
your plan. It's to play call up duty until about
(36:47):
eight o'clock and then get some uber eath and then
try to get them like this normal day. That's not
what I had in mind. So really yeah, well, just
so you know, Oh, I had some stuff planned. Do
you remember that thing that you wanted to do with Jessica? What? Yeah? Yeah,
I had a fun evening planned, but not anymore. But
(37:10):
you forgot Valentine's Day. So I candled it and I
returned the costume. Come on, it looks like it's gonna
be a while until that happened. So no more wonder
Woman and Catwoman wrestling for you by Please don't don't
go to say anymore. I want to hear more. Yeah,
me too, want I want to hear a lot more.
That's interesting. Wait a minute, what is going on? I'm
(37:34):
asking the same question. What's going on? Oh? What's up? Rebecca?
This is the Jewels Show? How are you hi? Wait? What? Yeah?
This is the Jewel Show radio show that you listened to,
or at least Sebastian told us you listened to Yeah,
you guys are my rank. Rebecca, Sebastian actually has been um.
He planned like a week ago for us to call
you on Valentine's Day and wish you a happy Valentine's
(37:56):
Day from him. What Yeah, wait a minute, wait, so
all day you've been acting like this is just a
regular day and you completely forgot. And that's like that
was like part of your whole you know, stick and
deal like he really did. He planned, yes, of course,
like we're busy, we can't just call him a whim
like it can be Valentine's Day. You call him and
(38:17):
be like I need help, and then we try to
call him, you know, you would have to like sit
on the line for hours. Producers and everything. He talked
to our producers and set it up so we could
call you and wish you happy Valentine's Day and let
you know that you guys are going to the Olive
Garden tonight. Yeah your favorite spot read six on us. Yeah.
(38:39):
Oh well maybe I was wrong, and I really appreciate
that you took this time to plan this out. Super sweet,
how Rebecca, Yeah, that was way way better. It just
all day you've been acting like it was nothing, and
I didn't know that you've put this much effort into it.
A good actor on your hand, I know, Dame, I
(39:02):
love you well. Thank you. You know, can you you
know like texts Jessica, Yeah, I love you. Okay, I'm
just gonna let you guys go, but happy Valenciza, Rebecca,
(39:23):
and thanks for the phone called Sebastian. Hopefully you guys
can have it. Looks like guys will stop a funny evening.
I just don't need too much faster. That sounds like
you have a lot planned. You got a lot to do.
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