August 19, 2022 • 39 mins
The Jubal Show ends the week with debating three things that they would take with them if they were on a deserted island, Shawn is on the phone and wants to prank his wife Tiffany about pot cookies in this Phone Prank, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on the famous couple who forgot to flush the toilet before they took a picture, Kurt is on the phone for a first date follow up and is not getting a call back because of what he lets his kids eat, and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pit are in the news because one of them is suing the FBI!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did Jebel show on demand? There's some GOLDBERGA let's get
right to it. America's favorite game show, Stupid Internet Question
where it's the game where we ask you the question
that everybody's debating on the dot com today. What is
today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you asked because I'm
whoopee cushion Goldberg. And today's stupid Internet question is this.
(00:25):
If you are going to a deserted island, what three
things would you bring? Call us up eight to eight
three four three one oh six one text in four
one oh six one. If you're going to a deserted island,
what three things would you bring? Jeff Um, I bring
a knife or something sharp, something to start fires with,
and a journal, one a penn. Okay, well you are
(00:49):
survival mode, right. I would bring like mascara, you know,
I like mask I like long lashes, you know, for
everybody to see. What if you get rescued and your
eyelashes aren't good? You're not gonna want to get rescued,
right at least my husband Jew knows right. Even worse,
(01:10):
what if you die and then your outlashes look like crap?
Go out and style and then they'll find you later,
and they don't even care that you die. They're sorry
about how terrible you're allowed to look at her eyes.
You no wonder did she die of embarrassment out here?
That stupid internet questions. The question today is if you
were stranded on a desert island. Obviously, and I have
(01:32):
some advice to sunglasses and my husband jewel, because I
would be bored. That's so cute. You say that for
a little while, and then it'd be like, oh my god, dude,
would this guy just go away? I don't want to
say it. There's a deserted island and this guy can't
find another side that I want to hang out for
a few minutes. He's got to follow me around everywhere.
There's nobody else here. Go climb a tree or something. Yeah,
(01:56):
it's a stupid internet questions and we're asking you the
question today. What would you bring with you if you
were on branded on a deserted island? What three things
would you bring with you? Christian? Oh, okay, first, bringing
my Abbey baby. Gotta have Abigail, my doggy, my wien
or dog, so bringing her along with me for sure.
And Dan, I am going to bring my Roku TV
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because it's a two and one and it has all
my apps. I can watch whatever the hell I want. Yes,
there's no electricity. We don't know that. We don't know that,
we don't know that. God might hook me up, you know.
And then the third one is a tie between my
vape pin and my anti anxiety medicine. It is right.
(02:44):
The stupid Internet question today is what three things would
you bring with you if you had to go to
a deserted desert island, Bennett, what would you bring? I
would definitely bring a filter for water, because if you
don't have clean water, then you don't have a life.
All right, I know, kind of boring, but I'm really
trying to survive. I'm going to bring a sleeping that
has like a pillow on side of it so I
could be warm and I could sleep. And then I'm
going to bring the board game Monopoly so I could
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just like play by myself forever. It's like the worst one,
so much fun, and you could play it forever, honestly
never ever. I don't think in my life I've ever
finished a full game, have you guys? Yea all the time?
Monopoly is like life. Life never ends. Either right now,
(03:27):
call us up three one six one text in four
one oh six one. Today stupid internet question is if
you were going to a deserted island, what three things
would you bring. Somebody texted in at four one o
six one has said they'd bring weed swishers and a lighter.
I'm going to that island. Three things that I would bring.
I would bring my wife Alex already had already had
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sounds like it sounds like I did that because she did.
But I already had planned that. I would bring some twine,
like a lot of strong twine, okay. And then I
would bring my prescription of adderall because I'm gonna need
to build some shelter and I'm gonna need the energy
to do it, So I would take the adderall to
get the energy to really clean up the whole island.
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I probably should bring a vacuum too, so I could vacuum.
But it was only three things. Well, I would if
I was a a deserted island, I had enough adderall
would vacuuming all day. I would vacuum that whole island.
But then I would take tree things down and use
the twine to build us some shelter. I would be
to build a huge mansion in about a day and
a half. Love it doubtful? With twine, twine and adderall,
(04:33):
Anything's possible. Call us up eight at eight three four
three one six one, text in four one oh six one.
What would you bring with you? What three things would
you bring with you if you were going to a
deserted island? Emma? What three things would you bring with you?
A filter for MP and a giant vakop? Okay, so
(04:58):
you say a water filter like and it did? That
is so weird. You want fresh water like the water
of life, and to spoil it, boil it? Yeah, but
then you have to have a later to don't He's
an overall on a stick. Yeah. Stupid Internet questions called
Greek three one six one, texting four one o six one.
(05:20):
What is your answer for today's stupid Internet question? And
what place to Internet questions? Same time on Monday the
Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame Mornings. Hello. Yeah, hello,
(05:41):
this is Bishop Ted Devereaux calling from church. I was
looking for Tiffany. Yes, it's Tiffany. Well, hello Tiffany, how
are you today? I'm fine, hopefully how are you quiet
grand actually, and I wanted to give you a call
because I needed to speak with you about something that
happened the other day here at the church. Oh okay,
a couple of sun days ago. We had little pot
(06:02):
luck after the service and you made some delicious peanut
butter cookies. It's that right, Yes, yes, we definitely do
not in this congregation condone the use of marijuana or
marijuana products on church gramds. So, oh my goodness, No, no, no,
I just made plain old peanut butter cookies. No, no, yes,
(06:26):
well it's not just me who noticed that. After taking
a few bites of those cookies, I was in a
heavenly realm. And it was not because of the Holy Spirit.
It was because of what you put in the peanut
butter cookies. I think we all know that you relaced
them with marijuana, and we do not condone that here
at our church. No, but I can assure you I
did not put anything like that in those cookies. Those
(06:48):
are just regular, normal cookies for real. I was wondering
if people were liking them, because nobody said anything about them.
But maybe I put a little too much salt or something.
I don't know. Well, no, I don't think. I think
maybe you mixed up the salt for some leafy green
items that you might have had on your counter, and
I think that you did it on purpose, and I
(07:08):
can understand how that could be a good time. He
sound young, You sound like you're having fun, full of life,
and you new to the church. And I don't know
what kind of hippie church you came from, but we
definitely do not use the marijuana at this facility. I
don't use marijuana either. There is none anywhere in my home.
There were some brownies that were on the table right
next to my cookies, so I don't know if it
(07:28):
could have been those, I mean brownies. You know that's
the typical thing to do that. Well, you want me
to believe that those delicious brownies that were made by Rose,
I head greeda here at the church, those were laced
with marijuana. And it wasn't the newcomer Tiffany who decided
to make some delicious peanut butter pot cookies. I am
not accusing Rows of anything. For real. It's the nineties
(07:50):
something year old woman. I don't even know who Rose is.
If you're going to bring those delicious peanut butter pot
laced cookies into our ch I'm gonna need you to
not bring them to the pot luck anymore. Pastor, you
have my word that I will never bring peanut butter
cookies to a pot luck ever again. It will never
(08:11):
have It didn't happen in the first one I'm asking is, Tiffany,
are you holding? Am I holding? Are you holding? Yes?
Hope like, do I have marijuana? Yes? Well, I guess
if that's how you're gonna put it. Yes, do you
have any because I would like some? Pastor, what how
about this, Tiffany, how about we make a deal this
Sunday when you're at church. I will actually come around
(08:32):
with offering plate. I will have ten dollars in that
offering plate, and you just take that ten dollars and
then you leave something in the plate, Take ten and
leave ten if you know what I'm doing, So tell
me exactly what you mean, then, Pastor, because it sounds
like you want to put ten dollars to pay me
for ten dollars worth of marijuana. That's what I heard.
You think that I'm saying, I'm going to take the
(08:53):
offering plate with ten dollars in it, and you would
take the ten dollars out of it, and then put
ten dollars worth of marijuana in the offering plate. That's
what you think I'm saying that, I think you're saying. Okay, well, yes,
that is exactly what I'm saying. So can we make
that work out for this Sunday in in every Sunday following.
I would love it if we could make a deal
like that. No, Pastor, I did not put marijuana in
my cookies. I do not sell marijuana. I do I'm
(09:15):
not involved with marijuana in any way, shape or form.
I'm gonna find a new church, and can I do
your name again? Please? What's your name? My name is
actually Jewel and this is jew from the Jewels Shore
doing a phone prank on you and your friend Shawn
set you up. Oh my gosh, I hate you so
much Right now. John told us how you made cookies
(09:36):
for the new church that you go to spot luck,
and you think that people have been kind of weird
to you ever since. Oh my god, I thought I
put you much so to what some much pot? Oh
my god, I was looking out for it. I also
wanted to let them know that you put the pot
in pot luck the Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to
(09:58):
the I n N. The at work where idiots aren't
just in the news. They report the Natives. For Friday,
August nineteenth, at twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and
climate change might be bad for monsters. Okay, you'll understand
what I mean by that in just a second, but
first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh. And there's
just some things you can do on a plane, and
there's some things that you cannot do on a plane.
But on Spirit airlines, anything goes Yeah. Coming up in
(10:22):
my story. I'm Christian. Guys, if you know what they say, celebrities,
they're just like us. Sometimes they even forget to flush
the toilet in my story. That's coming up in my story.
More on those than just a second before your first
story of the day. In the ann the Idian news
that we're doing, there's a part of the news climate
change is a bad thing. But they say it's bad
for humans. They say it's bad for animals. But what
about the monsters. Nobody's talking about them. Well. Experts in
Scotland are reportedly concerned that climate change could force the
(10:45):
locknest monster out of hiding. Oh I am talking about
the reptilians. Okay, so fun fact about the Longness Monster
is a first sighting that happened was on my birthday.
Back of the day. Oh wow, first, I don't know
what you're nineteen thirty eight, a rep for the Local
Climate Action Committee in Scotland said, quote, Nessie is the
(11:08):
most important monster in Scotland. We need to save her
or him, even though we don't know where they are.
But do you know what the Lockedest Monster is? I
do it because it's not real. I know, right, I
think it's real. I definitely think. I mean, why hasn't
it popped up since April twenty Birds of nineteen thirty eight,
taking insecure heart, I wish Nestie wasn't so insecure? Well
(11:29):
you should tell her that. Yeah, Like it's fine to
have your picture taking you look good NeSSI is NeSSI
a girl? I don't know. I'm thinking so we don't know.
I'm not sure. I'm voting. Yes, it looks like a boy.
The long thing is its neck. Well yeah, but I
got a bunch of humps too, so it could be
a girl. The Lovely Lady lumps a second Lockdoest Monster
(11:49):
is Fergie from The Black Eyed Peace. We figured it
out and the Indian News Network radios aren't just in
the news. For next story, let's send it over to
Alex and the Lovely Skys with this guy who is
just chilling on a plane. I'm going to play a
video for you guys. It's going back right now. But
this guy sitting on a plane and he's chilling with
(12:10):
his eyes closed. He's having a good time. He's just
like laying back, relaxing, and then all of a sudden,
he just like lights up a cigarette what and just
starts smoking. So I'm gonna play the video for you guys.
And then there's just like people around like staring at him, like,
what are you doing on a Spirit Airlines flights? Spirit
Airlines has to be all right. Alex has put the
video up on the TV in the studio for us
all to watch. Okay, there's this dude sitting in his
(12:30):
seat on the plane. His eyes are closed and he
looks like he's asleep and he's kind of waking up,
and he grabs a cigarette and the lighter he just
lights up. Oh my god, doesn't even realize what he's doing.
Look at the guy next to him. He takes a
big drag of his cigarette. His eyes are still closed.
They're closed, he's slightly closed. He's yeah, he's I mean
(12:51):
literally chilling. Yeah, he's like relaxed back in his chair.
This's definitely a flight back from Vegas. It looks like
he's tuckered out. He's tired, huckered out. The guy next
to him is like looking over the chair next was like, hello, hello, hello,
it comes a fight. She taps him on the shoulder
(13:12):
and he goes, oh my gosh, oh, oh my goodness,
what am I doing? He just realized that he was
asleep on a plane and lit up a cigarette in
his sleep, and then he put his hand on his head, like, whoa,
I was smoking on a plane? Oh no, oh no.
When I'm in a plane and I see the no
smoking sign, it still looks like they're from the seventies,
like they haven't replaced those things, and I'm like, what
(13:32):
airplane am I on? Why are we gonna go down
right now? Why? Why is this even a thing? Why
does it even having a smoking sign? At this point?
Right everybody knows that's what well, I guess not, here's
your sign. Spirit Airlines is such a terrible airline, and
so many ratchet things happen on Spirit airlines. They're tag
lens should just be Spirit Airlines. Smoke them if you
got them. And now we have to go live local
(13:57):
late breaking in the I N and the idiot news
work gradients aren't just in the news. For next story,
Let's send it to christ and Gray. Who's on location.
I'm on location in the bathroom where Courton and Kardashian
recently had an impromptu photo shoot in a stadium bathroom
while on the road with hubby Travis Barker. She's doing
the tour life with him, you know, um, And so
she posted a series of photos from the Cleveland, Ohio
(14:19):
show and she was in a men's restroom. But the
users quickly noticed that all the urinals in the background,
one of them was full of urine. She or someone
had forgotten to flush it. One user even commented saying,
is that Travis is urin behind you? So yeah, if
you gotta be taking pictures people with toilets in the background,
don't forget to flush them. Yeah, nobody want to be
(14:40):
seeing that mass or even better, find a better spot
to take pictures other than the bathroom. This reminds me
of the first picture that I saw ever go viral
of that one girl in the bathroom where she had
a turnin. Yeah, that was like the first viral photo
I think I ever saw was huge. She was working
in that picture too, She was like lately, she felt lighter.
(15:03):
That picture was the picture that made me make sure
everything in the background was good. Ye, anytime I remember
taking a picture in the bathroom. That picture also has
inspired me to Yes, that was the Indian News Network
where idiots are just in the news. Tune in the
same time Monday for another Heart of You report from
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the i N where you can follow the show on
social media. At the Jewilshow, follow us all individually. I'm
at Jewel Fresh, at that dre, I'm at Christian Grace, No,
i am at Bennett knows the Jewel Show on Demand
first day follow up is on the phone today for
a first date follow up, and he's not getting a
call back from a woman named Rose that apparently he
met at the gym. Before we get into your date, Kurt,
(15:46):
thank you for your email. How long has it been
since you went on a date with Rose? Um, It's
been uh like a couple of weeks now, and okay,
and how many times have you tried to reach out
to her in those couple of weeks that she's been
ghosting you at least four or f other times? You know,
Just okay, I'm not trying to be overwhelming about it,
but so trying to get her attention, right. All right,
(16:08):
we'll tell us a little bit about your date. Why
do you think she's not calling you back? Um, well,
I thought we had a great date. That's why I'm
curious and why she's not responded to my cause, like
we we met at the gym, and we already had
that in common. We both like to run, you know,
we're always on the treadmills. You know, we in the cardio.
We actually even bonded. We actually bonded, you know, talking
(16:31):
about maybe doing a super marathon together. Super Marathon's like
a fifty one hundred miles something like that. Yeah, they
started fifty and uh, I was just let's say that
you know her and I, Well she's run one before
I run one. So like we're avid runner. So like
they have that big thing in common. That's pretty cool
too that you would meet somebody who also is into
(16:51):
running super marathons. Not that common to find someone else
who had that same exect interest. Okay, so you must
have been pretty excited about going out with Roads. Absolutely, absolutely,
And the day was fine. You know when we when
we went on the date, I did admit to her
that I have kids, but she, you know that, she
didn't flinch at that. She didn't seem to mind. Like
(17:13):
she told me that she dated people with kids before,
so there wasn't a big deal. So I don't understand
why she's not responding to me anymore, just straight up
ghosting me. Well, I mean, tell us a little about
how she was on the date, dude. Maybe she just
didn't click with you. Well, I thought her date was
really awesome, man, Like we were clicking. I thought we
were clicking. I was just really digging the ship. I
was making her laugh. He had a few drinks, you know,
(17:34):
it was I That's why I am so puzzled why
she's not calling me back. I thought we had a
connection there, you know. And well, how did the date end? Then?
So you said you went out for dinner and had
dinner with her, How did it end? After dinner? We
had a few drinks and then we sat there and
you know, talked for another couple of hours. I was,
you know, being charming and comical as I am and
(17:56):
making her laughs and stuff. And then I dropped her
off at her house. I was a gentleman about it.
I didn't reach in for a kids or anything, but
I did walk her to her to her door, hoping that,
you know, I was going to get a second at
least a call. I'll call back to something, and you
got nothing. Have you seen her at the gym? I've
seen her there, but I haven't really like a poacher
(18:18):
because I don't know. I feel a little awkward about it.
I returning my calls in her from a distance, and
I just kind of keep my distance. Yeah, I would
feel kind of crunchy about that. I kind of feel
like she's avoiding me, even if I do it within
her region. She goes to the opposite end of the gym,
all right, And before we call her and find out
why she's not calling you back, you think it might
be because you have kids. It could be did I
(18:40):
have kids? Like I said. She didn't seem mind him
when I told her I had a kid when we
were out on our date. Or this is kind of
awkward to today. It could be this could be the
day before day, I went on this really long run
and it's heard her ray and I got really sweaty.
Long story short, I ended up getting a rash between
(19:00):
my legs. Oh, and it was it was bugging me. Uh,
she might have caught me maybe scratching. Within that reason,
I don't want her to think that, like, you know,
I'm dirtier or as he had a rash, Well, I mean,
how bad were you itching it? Like? Was it obvious?
(19:21):
I was trying to be subtle, but I don't know
if yeah, it was subtle enough. I mean, I guess
no matter how subtle is, if I looked over the
table and I was on a date and they were
scratching their crotch area, I'd be like, I'm not really
that interesting. I'm I'm gonna go thank you. The way
to be subtle. When you think about it, maybe it
should have just been honest rash by the way, you know,
I don't know, there's literally so many other reasons why
(19:45):
you could be scratched down there too. Yeah, I know,
all right, Well, we'll play a song, come back and
then call her and find out if it is the kids,
or if it is the rash or another reason that
she's not calling you back right after this. Okay, thank
you guys. All right, we'll get your first day follow
up next right in the middle of your first date
follow up if you're just joining us. Kurt is on
the phone and he's not getting a call back from Rose.
(20:05):
They went on a date together and he thinks everything
went great. He thought they were really into each other,
felt a connection. Kurt met Rose at the gym. They
bonded over the fact that both of them liked to
run a lot and buy a lot. I mean they
both have run super marathons before, which is like over
fifty miles. So that's that they're big time runners obviously,
and it's kind of it. It would be cool to
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find somebody who has such a specific interest to date.
You know, you don't find a lot of people with
the same interests like that. So I can see why
you were excited about going out with her, Kurt. But
now she's not calling you back. And the only reasons
that Kurt can think of that she might not be
calling him back is because he has kids. Maybe she
doesn't like the fact that he has kids, even though
she seemed cool about it. Also, he had a rash
because he went on a long run the day before
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and had a rash in between his legs, and maybe
he was itching it a little bit and she noticed that,
and that would obviously make somebody think probably not the
best thought somebody on a date. And another than that,
those are the only two things you can think of,
right Kurt. Yeah, Like I said, we had a great time.
I can't think of anything else that would have, you know,
(21:08):
served her away. All right, Well, we'll call her right
now and see if we can figure it out. Where
here we go? Hello? Hi, man, I think the rose Please,
I'm sorry? Who is I'm sorry? My dogs are going crazy?
Can you hold on for one second? Okay? Hello? Yeah,
(21:38):
that's fine. This is The Jewels Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel, mine's Alex. I'm Christian Grace. Now I'm Bennett.
Did I win some too? We're calling you today because
we actually got an email about you from one of
our listeners. I don't know if you've ever I don't
know if you've ever listened to the show before. We
do a segone on our show called the First Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
(21:59):
date with somebody and then end up ghosting them, that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened. And you went on a date
with someone recently and have been ghosting them, so they
asked us to call you. Oh my god, Okay. His
name is Kurt. Oh yeah, and he wants to know.
(22:19):
He said he liked you a lot. I'll tell you
what he told us, and then you can confirm anything
that is true or you can deny anything that isn't
and maybe we can find out the reason why, because
he's really curious. He liked you a lot. He said
that he met you at the gym. You guys bonded
over the fact that you both liked to run a ton.
He also said that you guys went out for dinner.
He thought you had a good time. He thinks that
(22:41):
maybe the fact that he has kids turned you off,
or it could have been that he had a rash
from a long run that he went on the day before.
He said that he had like a rash on his
legs and that he was kind of itching it and
maybe it looked like he was dirty or something, but
it was a rash from running, which if you run
as much as he says that you do, you probably
have had those before. Yeah, I mean that really wasn't
the problem I got. I get that, all right, So
(23:05):
you know, I just in the end, I just didn't
think he was the person I thought it was, you know,
because he's a rugger and he could be healthy. So
you have these kids, right, all right, I'm totally fine
with the kids, not a problem. But like I thought
that he has he like lets his kids eat fast
(23:27):
food and candy and drink a bunch of soda. And
I'm like, what what are you doing? Like I don't
understand he lived a healthy whole lifestyle and I love
this healthy lifestyle, and like let's just say, like this
thing works out, Like what are we gonna do about that?
You know what I mean? Okay, so the reason you're
not calling him back is because he lets his kids
eat candy and fast food and stuff. Well, no, I
(23:49):
mean there are other red flags obviously, not just that. Okay,
So that's red flag number one? Can you tell us
other ones? I don't usually take guys who are educated
and she did not go to college. Oh oh look,
he's a plumber and that's fine, Like, you know, we
all need a plumber. It's great, But how is he
going to like mix with my friends? They all have
(24:11):
like advanced degrees as I do. How is he going
to fit in? That's gonna be like really super awkward.
Feels a little judgmental to me. Definitely, you don't need
a piece of paper to be successful. Lumbers can make
mad money. Yeah, yeah, but what are we going to
talk about? Basically all the money and she's a nice guy.
I'm not saying that he's a terrible person, but like
(24:33):
he's a nice guy. Just so I don't really see
how he's going to mix with my friends because I
like to have, you know, my boyfriends mixed with my
girlfriends and their partners and stuff. And like if we're
talking like you know, stock market for example, or like
literature or like art arthouse movies, you know, like how
is he strippute to this conversation? But like I was, seriously,
(24:55):
how is that going to work out? You have your
deal breakers, I guess, and you you want to date
somebody who has a college degree and doesn't feed their
kids fast food. It's a lifestyle thing, do you know
what I mean? Like we're gonna have to raise kids
in a certain way. You know, we have to have
an agreement about that. We have to have an agreement
about like, you know, are we on the same intellectual level.
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That's really important to me too, And like can she
get along with my friends? And do my friends like him?
That's important, you know. And I mixed with really important
people whore, you know, with great minds, and I just
don't feel comfortable like saying, oh, hey, my husband's a plumber.
I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel. I mean,
I'm just well, so you can tell him, you know,
(25:41):
I had a great time and I think he is
a wonderful soul. Okay, sure, we'll tell him that. Actually,
you did kind of tell him that already, because he's
on the line listening, yep, and wants to talk to you.
Wait what, Yeah, well you think you should have told
me that before I forgot. I'm so sorry, Hi, Rose, Um, Wow,
(26:06):
that was hard to hear. Um. Damn, that was some
brutal honesty. So you're judging me because I give my
kids fast food. I'm busy, single dad. I'm sorry. I
sometimes just had to run by, you know, in the
Evenburger and Fries Innesota. What's the big deal? And I
don't have a college degree. Yeah, I get it. I
(26:27):
didn't do good in school, but I have I make
great money as a plumber. When we were on this date,
I mean, damn, you didn't seem like such a Karen
at that point. I'm sorry. You just called Karen your
true careen colors now, I mean, damn, all right, well
that's kind of offensive. Actually, you know what I mean.
(26:48):
You don't think what you said about him wasn't Fenn. Yeah,
you're proclaiming I'm too dumb to date, but you can't
you get offended by the term Karen. Look in the mirror,
you're a Karen. Well they called me. I didn't even
know you were on the phone, okay, And I just
they asked me some questions. They wanted some honesty, so
I gave them honesty, like they should have told me
that you were on the phone. But yeah, Karen is
(27:11):
a very offensive term. Only if you're a Karen. Yeah, yeah,
only if you are a Karen. Do you get offended
by kid? And I mean, yeah, this is so surprising
because you didn't seem at all like this when we
went out like where where the change happened? Like on
(27:31):
switched the Karen switch turned on it? Okay, well, if
I mean I said what I said and I was
just being honest, and if you know, I'm fine with
not going out with you again and I'm sorry. Well, man,
I tell you what you know, being a plumber has
to benefits. You know, I can clean your pipe and
you won't be so uptight Rose. Would you like to
(27:55):
go on another date with Kurt? Will pay for it?
Absolutely not. I will not go what you again? For
your information? My plumbing works just finding okay, Yeah, no,
I'm cool with that. That's fine by me. I don't
feel like going to get a four year degree just
to date somebody. Yeah, did Jewels show on demand? Jewils
(28:20):
dirty little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? You texted in
at four one oh six one that you have a
dirty little secret. So it's a jewel show and we're
calling you back. What's your dirty little secret? Hi? Hi? Hi?
Oh Hi? How's it going? Him? Good? How are you
(28:43):
not too bad? Thank you for asking? Did we catch
you at a bad time? No, no idea, just trying
to call me? Yeah, No, I'm good. So what's your
dirty little secret we don't have all day, you know. Okay, sorry, Right,
So I had an affair with my boss for about
six months. Oh yeah, yeah, Well it gets worse. I
(29:05):
didn't know he was married until recently and I stopped
it the one I rund out, But I had no
idea because it always happened at the office. He never
wore a ring or men of family. But like his
wife came in the other day and I was like, what, like, hello,
you're married. I was like totally shocked and h and yeah,
since I cut it off, so you're not married? No,
(29:26):
I'm not. No, okay, when you said a fair out
thought that you were also married, well, it was like
the secret, like nobody knew about it and it was
just this really, which is that how you want? Yeah?
Yeah yeah apparently. Yeah. Did you say anything to him
about it? Yeah. When I found out that, you know,
he was married, and I was like, who's that woman
and someone said, oh, yeah, it's his wife, my bloss,
(29:48):
I ended it. I was like, I'm done. This is
not really like for me, and I was scared. You know,
I was scared at first because he's my boss and
I had to be very delicate, but then I realized
I had this hanging over his head, so I I
could tell him off and not really about getting fired
because I had this little secret that you know, would
be catastrophic to him. So right, well, now you've got blackmail,
(30:09):
so you'll probably never get fired. But what if they're open, Yeah,
maybe maybe it's not an actual affair. Oh yeah, maybe
they're cool with it. It could be, and then you
can go back to do it again. But wouldn't he
have to tell her maybe maybe he did a marriage,
but I'm not interested in that. Well he should have
told her that, like, hey, I'm married, but my exactly
(30:33):
you know, but he didn't. I think that'd be the
right way to do it. Yeah, oh my god. The
same thing happened to me once. I was like dating
this guy. He was like really older, right, and he
didn't wear his ring. He acted like he was single.
We were dating for a long time, and then after
we hooked up, because I held out for four months,
he was like, oh, by the way, I'm married. What
in the world? Yes? Wow? For four months he did
(30:57):
not tell me why why until he had a lady
guy I got constantly to go to with his husband.
I'm like Oh wow, I now he stays hitting me
up to this day. I'm like, I think a lot
of people lie about being in an open relationship to cheat,
Like they probably would tell somebody, hey, I'm married, but
I'm in an open relationship when they aren't actually, or
maybe they do, like like sometimes they do stuff with
(31:19):
other people or something, and then they just tell the
other person like it's cool that it's said. I can
do that though, right, Like, I think that's how some
people do cheat. Well. Either way, at least you found out. Yeah,
and now you have job security. Absolutely, Yeah, go get
you locking. Yeah, it's time for a raise, honey. If
you just heard the dirty little secret. Somebody shared a
dirty little secret that she was sleeping with her married boss.
(31:40):
She didn't know he was married. So many people have
affairs in the workplace. I never slept with a married
boss of mine, but one of my married bosses wanted
to sleep with me. What Alex is gonna tell the story?
And the story is crazy. Victoria's twenty two. This is
your first real job, right, yes, I'm just so fairly
even a job. This is something good for you to
(32:02):
remember throughout your experience working in corporate America. So I
used to work at this big company and our team
was really close. And this one time I was in
my boss's office and I never gave my boss any queue.
I didn't flirt, nothing, but I was sitting at his desk.
So he decided to across the line and ask, how
do I say this in a family friendly way? He
wanted an oral report from me. I declined, so he said, well,
(32:24):
do you care if I then do it myself? You
know I'm younger, and I'm like, ah, sure, and he
gets the uncomfortable one. Well, he gets up and shuts
the door. He goes like across his office and then
starts doing that and then had the grand finale on
the floor and then then rubbed it in with his shoe.
I'm like how? And then all I can think is
how many times has he done that? Right? That was
how he ended his for the Magic Show. I wanted
(32:47):
to show me that was young. I wish I did
say something because I could have had my own magic
show and made him disappear. Did Jebel Show on demand?
My mom is Angelina Jolie. No, she isn't wait what
It's the Jewel Show. And the fact is that, yes, I,
like so many other children in the world, have Angelina
(33:08):
Jolie and Brad Pitt as my parents waited a long
time to admit that this just felt like the right
time to say it. Wow, and yes, Megan Fox and
Machine Gun Kelly also remind me of a low budget
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Thank you for asking. But ye, anyway,
there is drama with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and the FBI.
(33:29):
And no, it's not a reboot of the movie Mister
and Missus Smith where they played FBI agent spies. This
involves the actual real FBI. Christian is our digital producer
and stays up on all the gossip stuff, so he's
got all the info. Christian, what's going on with Angelina Jolie,
Brad Pitt and the FBI. It is children's book. It's messy.
I'm allegedly so. She filed a suit against the FBI. Okay,
(33:50):
because she wanted the release of documents from a suit
that she filed in twenty sixteen, which basically was right
before she filed for divorce from a Brad Pitt when
they were on a flight back from France. It's on
a private jet, and she said that things just went
south really really quickly. He grabbed her by the shoulders.
He was pouring beer on her head. He was screaming
and hurrying right there. I was not that kind of party. Yeah,
(34:11):
what kind of plane ride was? It sounds fun? Okay,
never mind? And it was so bad that he was
even yelling at the kids that even when they landed,
he wouldn't let them get off the plane for like
twenty minutes. And so it was six days after that
incident that she filed for divorce from him. Correct, yes, wow,
but she wants to know why there wasn't a bigger
criminal investigation I guess led against him because of that. So,
(34:32):
because there was no investigation, that's why she filed the
suit against because she wants the documents that they have
to be like, okay, well, if you have all this proof,
why did this not happen? For what? Though? What is
she trying to do? That is the thing. So it
has been six years since this happened, so some people
are wondering, like, why is this coming out all of
a sudden? You know, why is Angelina allegedly wanting these documents? Now?
A source close to Brad revealed to page six that
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both parties were given all these documents years ago when
all of this happened, and that this is all for show.
Angelina and her team are desperately trying to find something.
This is all information that she has had for five
and a half years. There is here. Angelina Jolie is
suing the FBI to get a copy of the documents
that she supposedly already has from an incident back in
two thousand and sixteen, and Brad's team was saying she's
(35:17):
only doing it to make him look bad. She got assaulted, Yeah,
she did. I mean that is assault, Yes, her children. Honestly,
he should have caught a case for that for sure,
and he probably didn't because he's Brad Pitt. That's not acceptable.
I think, no matter who you are, you put your
hands on somebody like that, whether you're a man or
a woman in a relationship. I think if she did
it to him, she should also catch a case for it.
It goes both ways, you know. I don't think it's
(35:39):
right that women also get to hit dudes and don't
get any kind of repercussion. No matter what. It's domestic violence,
and you should you should have a consequence for that,
but because they're celebrities, they don't. So I agree with
there being a consequence for Brad Pitt if he did this.
I just don't understand why six years later it's coming
up and Angelina Zuli is suing the FBI because of it.
Why eight six years? Why not do it right away?
(36:01):
Why aren't you trying to get these documents four or
five years when you jumped off the jet? It's a producer, Brad.
That's actually a good point. So Alex, you said he's
probably doing movies and she's not. I do wonder if
maybe the reason she's not doing movies is because she's
watching the kids and all that stuff, because she's got
to do all these things all as a result of
divorcing Brad because of that incident. I wonder if now
(36:22):
she's just fed up and saying, you know what, you
don't get to do all the movies, buddy. And also
as a victim, it's not up to anyone else when
you decide the time is right to come forward. You know,
if it took her years to be like, you know what,
that was wrong and I need to get my ducks
in a road to make sure that I can get
back at you because you need to pay for what
you did in front of our children then, And I
do agree with you, Christian. Whenever it's time for a
victim to speak up, whether it's six years later or
(36:44):
forty five years later or one hundred years later, they
should speak up. Whenever you get the strength to say something.
I'm a victim of all kinds of abuse as a kid, sexual, mental, physical, otherwise. Right,
it took me a long time to be open and
honest about that. I didn't do it right away. It
took me until later on in my life to get
up the courage to be able to go, yeah, this happened,
and confront the person that did it, and then also
(37:05):
let people know, yeah that happened. I'm good with it.
I'm strong enough now to be able to say it.
So maybe it's the same thing. Just because she's Angelina
Jolie doesn't mean that she doesn't go through the same thing. Right,
Maybe Brad Pitt was abusive to her and it took
her six years to finally go, you know what I'm
going to say something. Yeah, trauma is a crazy thing.
Sometimes you can't even identify it. You don't even know
that it happened. If this is how she's going to
handle that trauma, then that's the way she got to
(37:27):
do it like it is what it is. Yeah, and
in front of the kids is terrible. That's the worst part. Yeah.
I mean that's like doing in front of the stadium
of people with as many kids as they have to
as well. That takes a lot of nerves to try
to do that, And I hope they get to the
bottom of it, because I don't think people should get
a pass just because they're a celebrity. I was joking
around about how many kids there are, but I don't
think people give enough credit to how bad it is
(37:49):
to do that kind of stuff in front of kids.
Because kids throughout their life model the behavior that's been
modeled for them, so then they go on to have
relationships like that. It creates a cycle. So you should
be modeling for your kids that two people can have
a disagreement, two people can be very angry at each other,
but those two people can still communicate respectfully and they
can eventually make up and make it good. Then those
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kids will go on to live a life of being
able to solve conflict positively. And if you're talking about
Brad Pitt and Angelina's will lead like that's an entire
country of people that will be solving problems in a
productive manner. Yes, a whole new generation. People arguing in
relationship sometimes it makes you feel closer, especially if you
have some make up sex. Right, People argue in relationship,
so that why are you talking about that? Why not?
(38:34):
You can argue in a relationship and then you can
really make up after Sometimes? Why do I feel like
you doesn't argue with me all the time? Now just
to argue with me? Now, just to make up? Alex
and I are married. If you didn't know that, and
I don't argue with you just to make up, I
feel like you're constantly arguing. I'm arguing with you right now.
Let's make up, Let's go to the bat, let's do it,
Oh your phone, break up with everything. We are on
(38:57):
the twenties and next one is coming up in just
a few minutes. When Alex and I get back from
the bathroom, No, well you get yourself back from the bathroom.
Jubil Show The Jebel Show on Demand
Did Jebel show on demand? There's some GOLDBERGA let's get
right to it. America's favorite game show, Stupid Internet Question
where it's the game where we ask you the question
that everybody's debating on the dot com today. What is
today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you asked because I'm
whoopee cushion Goldberg. And today's stupid Internet question is this.
(00:25):
If you are going to a deserted island, what three
things would you bring? Call us up eight to eight
three four three one oh six one text in four
one oh six one. If you're going to a deserted island,
what three things would you bring? Jeff Um, I bring
a knife or something sharp, something to start fires with,
and a journal, one a penn. Okay, well you are
(00:49):
survival mode, right. I would bring like mascara, you know,
I like mask I like long lashes, you know, for
everybody to see. What if you get rescued and your
eyelashes aren't good? You're not gonna want to get rescued,
right at least my husband Jew knows right. Even worse,
(01:10):
what if you die and then your outlashes look like crap?
Go out and style and then they'll find you later,
and they don't even care that you die. They're sorry
about how terrible you're allowed to look at her eyes.
You no wonder did she die of embarrassment out here?
That stupid internet questions. The question today is if you
were stranded on a desert island. Obviously, and I have
(01:32):
some advice to sunglasses and my husband jewel, because I
would be bored. That's so cute. You say that for
a little while, and then it'd be like, oh my god, dude,
would this guy just go away? I don't want to
say it. There's a deserted island and this guy can't
find another side that I want to hang out for
a few minutes. He's got to follow me around everywhere.
There's nobody else here. Go climb a tree or something. Yeah,
(01:56):
it's a stupid internet questions and we're asking you the
question today. What would you bring with you if you
were on branded on a deserted island? What three things
would you bring with you? Christian? Oh, okay, first, bringing
my Abbey baby. Gotta have Abigail, my doggy, my wien
or dog, so bringing her along with me for sure.
And Dan, I am going to bring my Roku TV
(02:17):
because it's a two and one and it has all
my apps. I can watch whatever the hell I want. Yes,
there's no electricity. We don't know that. We don't know that,
we don't know that. God might hook me up, you know.
And then the third one is a tie between my
vape pin and my anti anxiety medicine. It is right.
(02:44):
The stupid Internet question today is what three things would
you bring with you if you had to go to
a deserted desert island, Bennett, what would you bring? I
would definitely bring a filter for water, because if you
don't have clean water, then you don't have a life.
All right, I know, kind of boring, but I'm really
trying to survive. I'm going to bring a sleeping that
has like a pillow on side of it so I
could be warm and I could sleep. And then I'm
going to bring the board game Monopoly so I could
(03:06):
just like play by myself forever. It's like the worst one,
so much fun, and you could play it forever, honestly
never ever. I don't think in my life I've ever
finished a full game, have you guys? Yea all the time?
Monopoly is like life. Life never ends. Either right now,
(03:27):
call us up three one six one text in four
one oh six one. Today stupid internet question is if
you were going to a deserted island, what three things
would you bring. Somebody texted in at four one o
six one has said they'd bring weed swishers and a lighter.
I'm going to that island. Three things that I would bring.
I would bring my wife Alex already had already had
(03:50):
sounds like it sounds like I did that because she did.
But I already had planned that. I would bring some twine,
like a lot of strong twine, okay. And then I
would bring my prescription of adderall because I'm gonna need
to build some shelter and I'm gonna need the energy
to do it, So I would take the adderall to
get the energy to really clean up the whole island.
(04:11):
I probably should bring a vacuum too, so I could vacuum.
But it was only three things. Well, I would if
I was a a deserted island, I had enough adderall
would vacuuming all day. I would vacuum that whole island.
But then I would take tree things down and use
the twine to build us some shelter. I would be
to build a huge mansion in about a day and
a half. Love it doubtful? With twine, twine and adderall,
(04:33):
Anything's possible. Call us up eight at eight three four
three one six one, text in four one oh six one.
What would you bring with you? What three things would
you bring with you if you were going to a
deserted island? Emma? What three things would you bring with you?
A filter for MP and a giant vakop? Okay, so
(04:58):
you say a water filter like and it did? That
is so weird. You want fresh water like the water
of life, and to spoil it, boil it? Yeah, but
then you have to have a later to don't He's
an overall on a stick. Yeah. Stupid Internet questions called
Greek three one six one, texting four one o six one.
(05:20):
What is your answer for today's stupid Internet question? And
what place to Internet questions? Same time on Monday the
Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame Mornings. Hello. Yeah, hello,
(05:41):
this is Bishop Ted Devereaux calling from church. I was
looking for Tiffany. Yes, it's Tiffany. Well, hello Tiffany, how
are you today? I'm fine, hopefully how are you quiet
grand actually, and I wanted to give you a call
because I needed to speak with you about something that
happened the other day here at the church. Oh okay,
a couple of sun days ago. We had little pot
(06:02):
luck after the service and you made some delicious peanut
butter cookies. It's that right, Yes, yes, we definitely do
not in this congregation condone the use of marijuana or
marijuana products on church gramds. So, oh my goodness, No, no, no,
I just made plain old peanut butter cookies. No, no, yes,
(06:26):
well it's not just me who noticed that. After taking
a few bites of those cookies, I was in a
heavenly realm. And it was not because of the Holy Spirit.
It was because of what you put in the peanut
butter cookies. I think we all know that you relaced
them with marijuana, and we do not condone that here
at our church. No, but I can assure you I
did not put anything like that in those cookies. Those
(06:48):
are just regular, normal cookies for real. I was wondering
if people were liking them, because nobody said anything about them.
But maybe I put a little too much salt or something.
I don't know. Well, no, I don't think. I think
maybe you mixed up the salt for some leafy green
items that you might have had on your counter, and
I think that you did it on purpose, and I
(07:08):
can understand how that could be a good time. He
sound young, You sound like you're having fun, full of life,
and you new to the church. And I don't know
what kind of hippie church you came from, but we
definitely do not use the marijuana at this facility. I
don't use marijuana either. There is none anywhere in my home.
There were some brownies that were on the table right
next to my cookies, so I don't know if it
(07:28):
could have been those, I mean brownies. You know that's
the typical thing to do that. Well, you want me
to believe that those delicious brownies that were made by Rose,
I head greeda here at the church, those were laced
with marijuana. And it wasn't the newcomer Tiffany who decided
to make some delicious peanut butter pot cookies. I am
not accusing Rows of anything. For real. It's the nineties
(07:50):
something year old woman. I don't even know who Rose is.
If you're going to bring those delicious peanut butter pot
laced cookies into our ch I'm gonna need you to
not bring them to the pot luck anymore. Pastor, you
have my word that I will never bring peanut butter
cookies to a pot luck ever again. It will never
(08:11):
have It didn't happen in the first one I'm asking is, Tiffany,
are you holding? Am I holding? Are you holding? Yes?
Hope like, do I have marijuana? Yes? Well, I guess
if that's how you're gonna put it. Yes, do you
have any because I would like some? Pastor, what how
about this, Tiffany, how about we make a deal this
Sunday when you're at church. I will actually come around
(08:32):
with offering plate. I will have ten dollars in that
offering plate, and you just take that ten dollars and
then you leave something in the plate, Take ten and
leave ten if you know what I'm doing, So tell
me exactly what you mean, then, Pastor, because it sounds
like you want to put ten dollars to pay me
for ten dollars worth of marijuana. That's what I heard.
You think that I'm saying, I'm going to take the
(08:53):
offering plate with ten dollars in it, and you would
take the ten dollars out of it, and then put
ten dollars worth of marijuana in the offering plate. That's
what you think I'm saying that, I think you're saying. Okay, well, yes,
that is exactly what I'm saying. So can we make
that work out for this Sunday in in every Sunday following.
I would love it if we could make a deal
like that. No, Pastor, I did not put marijuana in
my cookies. I do not sell marijuana. I do I'm
(09:15):
not involved with marijuana in any way, shape or form.
I'm gonna find a new church, and can I do
your name again? Please? What's your name? My name is
actually Jewel and this is jew from the Jewels Shore
doing a phone prank on you and your friend Shawn
set you up. Oh my gosh, I hate you so
much Right now. John told us how you made cookies
(09:36):
for the new church that you go to spot luck,
and you think that people have been kind of weird
to you ever since. Oh my god, I thought I
put you much so to what some much pot? Oh
my god, I was looking out for it. I also
wanted to let them know that you put the pot
in pot luck the Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to
(09:58):
the I n N. The at work where idiots aren't
just in the news. They report the Natives. For Friday,
August nineteenth, at twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and
climate change might be bad for monsters. Okay, you'll understand
what I mean by that in just a second, but
first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh. And there's
just some things you can do on a plane, and
there's some things that you cannot do on a plane.
But on Spirit airlines, anything goes Yeah. Coming up in
(10:22):
my story. I'm Christian. Guys, if you know what they say, celebrities,
they're just like us. Sometimes they even forget to flush
the toilet in my story. That's coming up in my story.
More on those than just a second before your first
story of the day. In the ann the Idian news
that we're doing, there's a part of the news climate
change is a bad thing. But they say it's bad
for humans. They say it's bad for animals. But what
about the monsters. Nobody's talking about them. Well. Experts in
Scotland are reportedly concerned that climate change could force the
(10:45):
locknest monster out of hiding. Oh I am talking about
the reptilians. Okay, so fun fact about the Longness Monster
is a first sighting that happened was on my birthday.
Back of the day. Oh wow, first, I don't know
what you're nineteen thirty eight, a rep for the Local
Climate Action Committee in Scotland said, quote, Nessie is the
(11:08):
most important monster in Scotland. We need to save her
or him, even though we don't know where they are.
But do you know what the Lockedest Monster is? I
do it because it's not real. I know, right, I
think it's real. I definitely think. I mean, why hasn't
it popped up since April twenty Birds of nineteen thirty eight,
taking insecure heart, I wish Nestie wasn't so insecure? Well
(11:29):
you should tell her that. Yeah, Like it's fine to
have your picture taking you look good NeSSI is NeSSI
a girl? I don't know. I'm thinking so we don't know.
I'm not sure. I'm voting. Yes, it looks like a boy.
The long thing is its neck. Well yeah, but I
got a bunch of humps too, so it could be
a girl. The Lovely Lady lumps a second Lockdoest Monster
(11:49):
is Fergie from The Black Eyed Peace. We figured it
out and the Indian News Network radios aren't just in
the news. For next story, let's send it over to
Alex and the Lovely Skys with this guy who is
just chilling on a plane. I'm going to play a
video for you guys. It's going back right now. But
this guy sitting on a plane and he's chilling with
(12:10):
his eyes closed. He's having a good time. He's just
like laying back, relaxing, and then all of a sudden,
he just like lights up a cigarette what and just
starts smoking. So I'm gonna play the video for you guys.
And then there's just like people around like staring at him, like,
what are you doing on a Spirit Airlines flights? Spirit
Airlines has to be all right. Alex has put the
video up on the TV in the studio for us
all to watch. Okay, there's this dude sitting in his
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seat on the plane. His eyes are closed and he
looks like he's asleep and he's kind of waking up,
and he grabs a cigarette and the lighter he just
lights up. Oh my god, doesn't even realize what he's doing.
Look at the guy next to him. He takes a
big drag of his cigarette. His eyes are still closed.
They're closed, he's slightly closed. He's yeah, he's I mean
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literally chilling. Yeah, he's like relaxed back in his chair.
This's definitely a flight back from Vegas. It looks like
he's tuckered out. He's tired, huckered out. The guy next
to him is like looking over the chair next was like, hello, hello, hello,
it comes a fight. She taps him on the shoulder
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and he goes, oh my gosh, oh, oh my goodness,
what am I doing? He just realized that he was
asleep on a plane and lit up a cigarette in
his sleep, and then he put his hand on his head, like, whoa,
I was smoking on a plane? Oh no, oh no.
When I'm in a plane and I see the no
smoking sign, it still looks like they're from the seventies,
like they haven't replaced those things, and I'm like, what
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airplane am I on? Why are we gonna go down
right now? Why? Why is this even a thing? Why
does it even having a smoking sign? At this point?
Right everybody knows that's what well, I guess not, here's
your sign. Spirit Airlines is such a terrible airline, and
so many ratchet things happen on Spirit airlines. They're tag
lens should just be Spirit Airlines. Smoke them if you
got them. And now we have to go live local
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late breaking in the I N and the idiot news
work gradients aren't just in the news. For next story,
Let's send it to christ and Gray. Who's on location.
I'm on location in the bathroom where Courton and Kardashian
recently had an impromptu photo shoot in a stadium bathroom
while on the road with hubby Travis Barker. She's doing
the tour life with him, you know, um, And so
she posted a series of photos from the Cleveland, Ohio
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show and she was in a men's restroom. But the
users quickly noticed that all the urinals in the background,
one of them was full of urine. She or someone
had forgotten to flush it. One user even commented saying,
is that Travis is urin behind you? So yeah, if
you gotta be taking pictures people with toilets in the background,
don't forget to flush them. Yeah, nobody want to be
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seeing that mass or even better, find a better spot
to take pictures other than the bathroom. This reminds me
of the first picture that I saw ever go viral
of that one girl in the bathroom where she had
a turnin. Yeah, that was like the first viral photo
I think I ever saw was huge. She was working
in that picture too, She was like lately, she felt lighter.
(15:03):
That picture was the picture that made me make sure
everything in the background was good. Ye, anytime I remember
taking a picture in the bathroom. That picture also has
inspired me to Yes, that was the Indian News Network
where idiots are just in the news. Tune in the
same time Monday for another Heart of You report from
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i am at Bennett knows the Jewel Show on Demand
first day follow up is on the phone today for
a first date follow up, and he's not getting a
call back from a woman named Rose that apparently he
met at the gym. Before we get into your date, Kurt,
(15:46):
thank you for your email. How long has it been
since you went on a date with Rose? Um, It's
been uh like a couple of weeks now, and okay,
and how many times have you tried to reach out
to her in those couple of weeks that she's been
ghosting you at least four or f other times? You know,
Just okay, I'm not trying to be overwhelming about it,
but so trying to get her attention, right. All right,
(16:08):
we'll tell us a little bit about your date. Why
do you think she's not calling you back? Um, well,
I thought we had a great date. That's why I'm
curious and why she's not responded to my cause, like
we we met at the gym, and we already had
that in common. We both like to run, you know,
we're always on the treadmills. You know, we in the cardio.
We actually even bonded. We actually bonded, you know, talking
(16:31):
about maybe doing a super marathon together. Super Marathon's like
a fifty one hundred miles something like that. Yeah, they
started fifty and uh, I was just let's say that
you know her and I, Well she's run one before
I run one. So like we're avid runner. So like
they have that big thing in common. That's pretty cool
too that you would meet somebody who also is into
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running super marathons. Not that common to find someone else
who had that same exect interest. Okay, so you must
have been pretty excited about going out with Roads. Absolutely, absolutely,
And the day was fine. You know when we when
we went on the date, I did admit to her
that I have kids, but she, you know that, she
didn't flinch at that. She didn't seem to mind. Like
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she told me that she dated people with kids before,
so there wasn't a big deal. So I don't understand
why she's not responding to me anymore, just straight up
ghosting me. Well, I mean, tell us a little about
how she was on the date, dude. Maybe she just
didn't click with you. Well, I thought her date was
really awesome, man, Like we were clicking. I thought we
were clicking. I was just really digging the ship. I
was making her laugh. He had a few drinks, you know,
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it was I That's why I am so puzzled why
she's not calling me back. I thought we had a
connection there, you know. And well, how did the date end? Then?
So you said you went out for dinner and had
dinner with her, How did it end? After dinner? We
had a few drinks and then we sat there and
you know, talked for another couple of hours. I was,
you know, being charming and comical as I am and
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making her laughs and stuff. And then I dropped her
off at her house. I was a gentleman about it.
I didn't reach in for a kids or anything, but
I did walk her to her to her door, hoping that,
you know, I was going to get a second at
least a call. I'll call back to something, and you
got nothing. Have you seen her at the gym? I've
seen her there, but I haven't really like a poacher
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because I don't know. I feel a little awkward about it.
I returning my calls in her from a distance, and
I just kind of keep my distance. Yeah, I would
feel kind of crunchy about that. I kind of feel
like she's avoiding me, even if I do it within
her region. She goes to the opposite end of the gym,
all right, And before we call her and find out
why she's not calling you back, you think it might
be because you have kids. It could be did I
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have kids? Like I said. She didn't seem mind him
when I told her I had a kid when we
were out on our date. Or this is kind of
awkward to today. It could be this could be the
day before day, I went on this really long run
and it's heard her ray and I got really sweaty.
Long story short, I ended up getting a rash between
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my legs. Oh, and it was it was bugging me. Uh,
she might have caught me maybe scratching. Within that reason,
I don't want her to think that, like, you know,
I'm dirtier or as he had a rash, Well, I mean,
how bad were you itching it? Like? Was it obvious?
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I was trying to be subtle, but I don't know
if yeah, it was subtle enough. I mean, I guess
no matter how subtle is, if I looked over the
table and I was on a date and they were
scratching their crotch area, I'd be like, I'm not really
that interesting. I'm I'm gonna go thank you. The way
to be subtle. When you think about it, maybe it
should have just been honest rash by the way, you know,
I don't know, there's literally so many other reasons why
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you could be scratched down there too. Yeah, I know,
all right, Well, we'll play a song, come back and
then call her and find out if it is the kids,
or if it is the rash or another reason that
she's not calling you back right after this. Okay, thank
you guys. All right, we'll get your first day follow
up next right in the middle of your first date
follow up if you're just joining us. Kurt is on
the phone and he's not getting a call back from Rose.
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They went on a date together and he thinks everything
went great. He thought they were really into each other,
felt a connection. Kurt met Rose at the gym. They
bonded over the fact that both of them liked to
run a lot and buy a lot. I mean they
both have run super marathons before, which is like over
fifty miles. So that's that they're big time runners obviously,
and it's kind of it. It would be cool to
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find somebody who has such a specific interest to date.
You know, you don't find a lot of people with
the same interests like that. So I can see why
you were excited about going out with her, Kurt. But
now she's not calling you back. And the only reasons
that Kurt can think of that she might not be
calling him back is because he has kids. Maybe she
doesn't like the fact that he has kids, even though
she seemed cool about it. Also, he had a rash
because he went on a long run the day before
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and had a rash in between his legs, and maybe
he was itching it a little bit and she noticed that,
and that would obviously make somebody think probably not the
best thought somebody on a date. And another than that,
those are the only two things you can think of,
right Kurt. Yeah, Like I said, we had a great time.
I can't think of anything else that would have, you know,
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served her away. All right, Well, we'll call her right
now and see if we can figure it out. Where
here we go? Hello? Hi, man, I think the rose Please,
I'm sorry? Who is I'm sorry? My dogs are going crazy?
Can you hold on for one second? Okay? Hello? Yeah,
(21:38):
that's fine. This is The Jewels Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel, mine's Alex. I'm Christian Grace. Now I'm Bennett.
Did I win some too? We're calling you today because
we actually got an email about you from one of
our listeners. I don't know if you've ever I don't
know if you've ever listened to the show before. We
do a segone on our show called the First Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
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date with somebody and then end up ghosting them, that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened. And you went on a date
with someone recently and have been ghosting them, so they
asked us to call you. Oh my god, Okay. His
name is Kurt. Oh yeah, and he wants to know.
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He said he liked you a lot. I'll tell you
what he told us, and then you can confirm anything
that is true or you can deny anything that isn't
and maybe we can find out the reason why, because
he's really curious. He liked you a lot. He said
that he met you at the gym. You guys bonded
over the fact that you both liked to run a ton.
He also said that you guys went out for dinner.
He thought you had a good time. He thinks that
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maybe the fact that he has kids turned you off,
or it could have been that he had a rash
from a long run that he went on the day before.
He said that he had like a rash on his
legs and that he was kind of itching it and
maybe it looked like he was dirty or something, but
it was a rash from running, which if you run
as much as he says that you do, you probably
have had those before. Yeah, I mean that really wasn't
the problem I got. I get that, all right, So
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you know, I just in the end, I just didn't
think he was the person I thought it was, you know,
because he's a rugger and he could be healthy. So
you have these kids, right, all right, I'm totally fine
with the kids, not a problem. But like I thought
that he has he like lets his kids eat fast
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food and candy and drink a bunch of soda. And
I'm like, what what are you doing? Like I don't
understand he lived a healthy whole lifestyle and I love
this healthy lifestyle, and like let's just say, like this
thing works out, Like what are we gonna do about that?
You know what I mean? Okay, so the reason you're
not calling him back is because he lets his kids
eat candy and fast food and stuff. Well, no, I
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mean there are other red flags obviously, not just that. Okay,
So that's red flag number one? Can you tell us
other ones? I don't usually take guys who are educated
and she did not go to college. Oh oh look,
he's a plumber and that's fine, Like, you know, we
all need a plumber. It's great, But how is he
going to like mix with my friends? They all have
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like advanced degrees as I do. How is he going
to fit in? That's gonna be like really super awkward.
Feels a little judgmental to me. Definitely, you don't need
a piece of paper to be successful. Lumbers can make
mad money. Yeah, yeah, but what are we going to
talk about? Basically all the money and she's a nice guy.
I'm not saying that he's a terrible person, but like
(24:33):
he's a nice guy. Just so I don't really see
how he's going to mix with my friends because I
like to have, you know, my boyfriends mixed with my
girlfriends and their partners and stuff. And like if we're
talking like you know, stock market for example, or like
literature or like art arthouse movies, you know, like how
is he strippute to this conversation? But like I was, seriously,
(24:55):
how is that going to work out? You have your
deal breakers, I guess, and you you want to date
somebody who has a college degree and doesn't feed their
kids fast food. It's a lifestyle thing, do you know
what I mean? Like we're gonna have to raise kids
in a certain way. You know, we have to have
an agreement about that. We have to have an agreement
about like, you know, are we on the same intellectual level.
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That's really important to me too, And like can she
get along with my friends? And do my friends like him?
That's important, you know. And I mixed with really important
people whore, you know, with great minds, and I just
don't feel comfortable like saying, oh, hey, my husband's a plumber.
I'm sorry, that's just the way I feel. I mean,
I'm just well, so you can tell him, you know,
(25:41):
I had a great time and I think he is
a wonderful soul. Okay, sure, we'll tell him that. Actually,
you did kind of tell him that already, because he's
on the line listening, yep, and wants to talk to you.
Wait what, Yeah, well you think you should have told
me that before I forgot. I'm so sorry, Hi, Rose, Um, Wow,
(26:06):
that was hard to hear. Um. Damn, that was some
brutal honesty. So you're judging me because I give my
kids fast food. I'm busy, single dad. I'm sorry. I
sometimes just had to run by, you know, in the
Evenburger and Fries Innesota. What's the big deal? And I
don't have a college degree. Yeah, I get it. I
(26:27):
didn't do good in school, but I have I make
great money as a plumber. When we were on this date,
I mean, damn, you didn't seem like such a Karen
at that point. I'm sorry. You just called Karen your
true careen colors now, I mean, damn, all right, well
that's kind of offensive. Actually, you know what I mean.
(26:48):
You don't think what you said about him wasn't Fenn. Yeah,
you're proclaiming I'm too dumb to date, but you can't
you get offended by the term Karen. Look in the mirror,
you're a Karen. Well they called me. I didn't even
know you were on the phone, okay, And I just
they asked me some questions. They wanted some honesty, so
I gave them honesty, like they should have told me
that you were on the phone. But yeah, Karen is
(27:11):
a very offensive term. Only if you're a Karen. Yeah, yeah,
only if you are a Karen. Do you get offended
by kid? And I mean, yeah, this is so surprising
because you didn't seem at all like this when we
went out like where where the change happened? Like on
(27:31):
switched the Karen switch turned on it? Okay, well, if
I mean I said what I said and I was
just being honest, and if you know, I'm fine with
not going out with you again and I'm sorry. Well, man,
I tell you what you know, being a plumber has
to benefits. You know, I can clean your pipe and
you won't be so uptight Rose. Would you like to
(27:55):
go on another date with Kurt? Will pay for it?
Absolutely not. I will not go what you again? For
your information? My plumbing works just finding okay, Yeah, no,
I'm cool with that. That's fine by me. I don't
feel like going to get a four year degree just
to date somebody. Yeah, did Jewels show on demand? Jewils
(28:20):
dirty little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? You texted in
at four one oh six one that you have a
dirty little secret. So it's a jewel show and we're
calling you back. What's your dirty little secret? Hi? Hi? Hi?
Oh Hi? How's it going? Him? Good? How are you
(28:43):
not too bad? Thank you for asking? Did we catch
you at a bad time? No, no idea, just trying
to call me? Yeah, No, I'm good. So what's your
dirty little secret we don't have all day, you know. Okay, sorry, Right,
So I had an affair with my boss for about
six months. Oh yeah, yeah, Well it gets worse. I
(29:05):
didn't know he was married until recently and I stopped
it the one I rund out, But I had no
idea because it always happened at the office. He never
wore a ring or men of family. But like his
wife came in the other day and I was like, what, like, hello,
you're married. I was like totally shocked and h and yeah,
since I cut it off, so you're not married? No,
(29:26):
I'm not. No, okay, when you said a fair out
thought that you were also married, well, it was like
the secret, like nobody knew about it and it was
just this really, which is that how you want? Yeah?
Yeah yeah apparently. Yeah. Did you say anything to him
about it? Yeah. When I found out that, you know,
he was married, and I was like, who's that woman
and someone said, oh, yeah, it's his wife, my bloss,
(29:48):
I ended it. I was like, I'm done. This is
not really like for me, and I was scared. You know,
I was scared at first because he's my boss and
I had to be very delicate, but then I realized
I had this hanging over his head, so I I
could tell him off and not really about getting fired
because I had this little secret that you know, would
be catastrophic to him. So right, well, now you've got blackmail,
(30:09):
so you'll probably never get fired. But what if they're open, Yeah,
maybe maybe it's not an actual affair. Oh yeah, maybe
they're cool with it. It could be, and then you
can go back to do it again. But wouldn't he
have to tell her maybe maybe he did a marriage,
but I'm not interested in that. Well he should have
told her that, like, hey, I'm married, but my exactly
(30:33):
you know, but he didn't. I think that'd be the
right way to do it. Yeah, oh my god. The
same thing happened to me once. I was like dating
this guy. He was like really older, right, and he
didn't wear his ring. He acted like he was single.
We were dating for a long time, and then after
we hooked up, because I held out for four months,
he was like, oh, by the way, I'm married. What
in the world? Yes? Wow? For four months he did
(30:57):
not tell me why why until he had a lady
guy I got constantly to go to with his husband.
I'm like Oh wow, I now he stays hitting me
up to this day. I'm like, I think a lot
of people lie about being in an open relationship to cheat,
Like they probably would tell somebody, hey, I'm married, but
I'm in an open relationship when they aren't actually, or
maybe they do, like like sometimes they do stuff with
(31:19):
other people or something, and then they just tell the
other person like it's cool that it's said. I can
do that though, right, Like, I think that's how some
people do cheat. Well. Either way, at least you found out. Yeah,
and now you have job security. Absolutely, Yeah, go get
you locking. Yeah, it's time for a raise, honey. If
you just heard the dirty little secret. Somebody shared a
dirty little secret that she was sleeping with her married boss.
(31:40):
She didn't know he was married. So many people have
affairs in the workplace. I never slept with a married
boss of mine, but one of my married bosses wanted
to sleep with me. What Alex is gonna tell the story?
And the story is crazy. Victoria's twenty two. This is
your first real job, right, yes, I'm just so fairly
even a job. This is something good for you to
(32:02):
remember throughout your experience working in corporate America. So I
used to work at this big company and our team
was really close. And this one time I was in
my boss's office and I never gave my boss any queue.
I didn't flirt, nothing, but I was sitting at his desk.
So he decided to across the line and ask, how
do I say this in a family friendly way? He
wanted an oral report from me. I declined, so he said, well,
(32:24):
do you care if I then do it myself? You
know I'm younger, and I'm like, ah, sure, and he
gets the uncomfortable one. Well, he gets up and shuts
the door. He goes like across his office and then
starts doing that and then had the grand finale on
the floor and then then rubbed it in with his shoe.
I'm like how? And then all I can think is
how many times has he done that? Right? That was
how he ended his for the Magic Show. I wanted
(32:47):
to show me that was young. I wish I did
say something because I could have had my own magic
show and made him disappear. Did Jebel Show on demand?
My mom is Angelina Jolie. No, she isn't wait what
It's the Jewel Show. And the fact is that, yes, I,
like so many other children in the world, have Angelina
(33:08):
Jolie and Brad Pitt as my parents waited a long
time to admit that this just felt like the right
time to say it. Wow, and yes, Megan Fox and
Machine Gun Kelly also remind me of a low budget
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Thank you for asking. But ye, anyway,
there is drama with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and the FBI.
(33:29):
And no, it's not a reboot of the movie Mister
and Missus Smith where they played FBI agent spies. This
involves the actual real FBI. Christian is our digital producer
and stays up on all the gossip stuff, so he's
got all the info. Christian, what's going on with Angelina Jolie,
Brad Pitt and the FBI. It is children's book. It's messy.
I'm allegedly so. She filed a suit against the FBI. Okay,
(33:50):
because she wanted the release of documents from a suit
that she filed in twenty sixteen, which basically was right
before she filed for divorce from a Brad Pitt when
they were on a flight back from France. It's on
a private jet, and she said that things just went
south really really quickly. He grabbed her by the shoulders.
He was pouring beer on her head. He was screaming
and hurrying right there. I was not that kind of party. Yeah,
(34:11):
what kind of plane ride was? It sounds fun? Okay,
never mind? And it was so bad that he was
even yelling at the kids that even when they landed,
he wouldn't let them get off the plane for like
twenty minutes. And so it was six days after that
incident that she filed for divorce from him. Correct, yes, wow,
but she wants to know why there wasn't a bigger
criminal investigation I guess led against him because of that. So,
(34:32):
because there was no investigation, that's why she filed the
suit against because she wants the documents that they have
to be like, okay, well, if you have all this proof,
why did this not happen? For what? Though? What is
she trying to do? That is the thing. So it
has been six years since this happened, so some people
are wondering, like, why is this coming out all of
a sudden? You know, why is Angelina allegedly wanting these documents? Now?
A source close to Brad revealed to page six that
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both parties were given all these documents years ago when
all of this happened, and that this is all for show.
Angelina and her team are desperately trying to find something.
This is all information that she has had for five
and a half years. There is here. Angelina Jolie is
suing the FBI to get a copy of the documents
that she supposedly already has from an incident back in
two thousand and sixteen, and Brad's team was saying she's
(35:17):
only doing it to make him look bad. She got assaulted, Yeah,
she did. I mean that is assault, Yes, her children. Honestly,
he should have caught a case for that for sure,
and he probably didn't because he's Brad Pitt. That's not acceptable.
I think, no matter who you are, you put your
hands on somebody like that, whether you're a man or
a woman in a relationship. I think if she did
it to him, she should also catch a case for it.
It goes both ways, you know. I don't think it's
(35:39):
right that women also get to hit dudes and don't
get any kind of repercussion. No matter what. It's domestic violence,
and you should you should have a consequence for that,
but because they're celebrities, they don't. So I agree with
there being a consequence for Brad Pitt if he did this.
I just don't understand why six years later it's coming
up and Angelina Zuli is suing the FBI because of it.
Why eight six years? Why not do it right away?
(36:01):
Why aren't you trying to get these documents four or
five years when you jumped off the jet? It's a producer, Brad.
That's actually a good point. So Alex, you said he's
probably doing movies and she's not. I do wonder if
maybe the reason she's not doing movies is because she's
watching the kids and all that stuff, because she's got
to do all these things all as a result of
divorcing Brad because of that incident. I wonder if now
(36:22):
she's just fed up and saying, you know what, you
don't get to do all the movies, buddy. And also
as a victim, it's not up to anyone else when
you decide the time is right to come forward. You know,
if it took her years to be like, you know what,
that was wrong and I need to get my ducks
in a road to make sure that I can get
back at you because you need to pay for what
you did in front of our children then, And I
do agree with you, Christian. Whenever it's time for a
victim to speak up, whether it's six years later or
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forty five years later or one hundred years later, they
should speak up. Whenever you get the strength to say something.
I'm a victim of all kinds of abuse as a kid, sexual, mental, physical, otherwise. Right,
it took me a long time to be open and
honest about that. I didn't do it right away. It
took me until later on in my life to get
up the courage to be able to go, yeah, this happened,
and confront the person that did it, and then also
(37:05):
let people know, yeah that happened. I'm good with it.
I'm strong enough now to be able to say it.
So maybe it's the same thing. Just because she's Angelina
Jolie doesn't mean that she doesn't go through the same thing. Right,
Maybe Brad Pitt was abusive to her and it took
her six years to finally go, you know what I'm
going to say something. Yeah, trauma is a crazy thing.
Sometimes you can't even identify it. You don't even know
that it happened. If this is how she's going to
handle that trauma, then that's the way she got to
(37:27):
do it like it is what it is. Yeah, and
in front of the kids is terrible. That's the worst part. Yeah.
I mean that's like doing in front of the stadium
of people with as many kids as they have to
as well. That takes a lot of nerves to try
to do that, And I hope they get to the
bottom of it, because I don't think people should get
a pass just because they're a celebrity. I was joking
around about how many kids there are, but I don't
think people give enough credit to how bad it is
(37:49):
to do that kind of stuff in front of kids.
Because kids throughout their life model the behavior that's been
modeled for them, so then they go on to have
relationships like that. It creates a cycle. So you should
be modeling for your kids that two people can have
a disagreement, two people can be very angry at each other,
but those two people can still communicate respectfully and they
can eventually make up and make it good. Then those
(38:11):
kids will go on to live a life of being
able to solve conflict positively. And if you're talking about
Brad Pitt and Angelina's will lead like that's an entire
country of people that will be solving problems in a
productive manner. Yes, a whole new generation. People arguing in
relationship sometimes it makes you feel closer, especially if you
have some make up sex. Right, People argue in relationship,
so that why are you talking about that? Why not?
(38:34):
You can argue in a relationship and then you can
really make up after Sometimes? Why do I feel like
you doesn't argue with me all the time? Now just
to argue with me? Now, just to make up? Alex
and I are married. If you didn't know that, and
I don't argue with you just to make up, I
feel like you're constantly arguing. I'm arguing with you right now.
Let's make up, Let's go to the bat, let's do it,
Oh your phone, break up with everything. We are on
(38:57):
the twenties and next one is coming up in just
a few minutes. When Alex and I get back from
the bathroom, No, well you get yourself back from the bathroom.
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