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September 13, 2023 63 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, humans, why are we thinking? Great question, it's a
double show. Seriously, let's get over ourselves. We're always like, oh, hey,
we're so special because we have rational thought and thumbs
that move and stuff whatever. Thinking is way too hard
and if you need proof of that, Google has released

(00:20):
their top how to searches and they say how to
searches are more popular than ever because everything you need
to do in your daily life on a daily basis
you can get straight from the Internet and AI is
doing some of it for us now, so why are
we doing that to ourselves.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Let's just all stop thinking and let the computers do
it for us.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Anyway, Google has released their top how to searches for
the year, and the states asking the most how to
questions are West Virginia, Utah, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Just gonna anybody's surprised by that. Actually, Florida wasn't on
the list. That does surprise me a little bit.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That does surprise me definitely, why, because.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, you're right, Florida does all the mess. They didn't
even bother to how to They just went ahead and failed.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, you're right, not bad.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Florida to.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
The top how to search is overall are how to draw?
Oh that's cute. I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
I have searched that probably no less than ninety two
times this year.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Really produced.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
I used to know how to draw, and now I
don't draw anymore. And I was like, you know, how
do you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
And so I've been trying to draw lots of good
stick figures. You know how you draw, there's AI technology
for it. You just go draw me a beautiful mountain,
zeen and it'll do it. Also, how to pronounce things? Okay, yeah,
that's a big one too.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
How to tie a tie is another one of the
top how to searches on Google Search that this year.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Jubile, Yes, I have why.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
I had had to wear a tie for some thing
and producer Brad had to tie it for me. And
the last time I had to wear a tie, I
was in a lawsuit, so I had to have my
lawyer tie it for me.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
So, you know what, that's how you tie it tie last,
someone who knows how to do it to do it
for you. We're going over Google's top how to search.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
As they say, how to searches are more popular than
ever the top how to help questions include how to
help anxiety. Oh yeah, if that doesn't prove that people
are thinking too much in this world, how to help people,
and this one and this one is very important. How

(02:37):
to help constipation was the third how to help Yeah,
I wonder where they were when they googled that, somewhere
where they had a lot of time on their phone,
going this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
We're going over Google's top how to two searches the
top how to clean, how to clean? Questions include how
to clean shoes, how to clean leather, how to clean mold.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Wait questions, Yes, you can clean leather.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
I thought you weren't supposed to do anything to it,
Like you're you're supposed to like stay in.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Let it get dirty.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well no, but yes, there's leather cleaner. Really, there's stuff
for that.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
You know what's funny about all this When it comes
to the cleaning things, I don't even bother with the Internet.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I just go to my dad and have them do
it for me. That's what I'm saying. Have someone else do.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Yeah, wait, but how do you clean mold? Don't you
just like run out and let's.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
House run out clean?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I would love it at your house when you see mold, Victoria,
there's mold, my god.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
In it or anything?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Nor how to list I really really do, Victoria. What
is the last thing that you googled how to do?
Be honest, because you know what it is.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
It was probably like how to put up my TV.
Oh that was hard because I was like putting bolts in.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
A wall, that's all.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
And how to find the studs or whatever? Is that
what they're called?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, the studs.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
I'm very confused by a stud but yes.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Also very confused by a stud. What you do is
you just drill holes in the wall a bunch until
you find one. That's what I do.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
And then I got trouble.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Were going over the top how to searches on Google.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
The top five how to make questions are how to
make money, how to make rice, how to make eggs,
how to make bread, and how to make coffee?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Interesting, I really.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Thought, but how to make coffee and how to make
eggs really explodes my brain.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Coffee makers are.

Speaker 9 (04:42):
Hard, like somebody got away from their disposable things, like
I'm gonna be special. I'm getting a French press or
you get a regular coffee machine, and like wait, how
do you do this? You'll just stick it in there
and push a button, and.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I'm like, I love cappuccinos, and so I got a
cappuccino maker and I'm like, I also don't want to
learn how to do this, so I'm never going to
use it. But it looks cool. They come with instructions though, yeah,
but I never read those things.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Always in fringe.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
The top how to fix questions from Google how to
fix a zipper. Oh, that's a difficult one. Again, I
just go to my dad how to fix Wi Fi?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
That's annoying, daddy. How to fix an ingrown toenail is
in the top question.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
So it's an ingrown toenail. But I've never had an
ingrown toenail. Ingrown hairs, but never an ingrown toenail.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
That grows down like I think it actually grows inside
your toe kind of Oh, that's got to not be coming.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, it's really bad.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
The other top search for how to fix on Google
is how to fix a relationship.

Speaker 10 (05:54):
If you're at the googling stage, Yes, if you literally
if you're googling stuff like that, how to fix it
is to go just go Hey, this is not working,
and then go find the one that you don't need
to google out a face.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I've done that, though, I've googled how to get them back,
and it's so funny what you come up with, and
then you read all these articles and you think you're
a professional by the end of.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It, right, I actually literally because my last relationship was
very bad, and I was also talking to a friend
who was in a similar relationship. And if you're googling
how to do something, I was constantly googling how to
change right, what things I could change because I was
constantly criticized.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
So it was like, how do I do this?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
And I would accomplish most of them, because I'm very
good at checking in with myself and I'm always trying
to evolve and build and whatever whatever, so and I
would change communication styles, I would change this, I would
change that. And it was hypercritical, so it was never right.
So I was constantly googling how to be different. And
then I realized, wait a second, I'm googling how to
not be jubile by Yeah, so if you're googling how

(06:57):
to not be yourself in a relationship, don't.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Do that mean well, you know, what jeebs.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I bet there's people out there googling how to be
double so compliment.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I need to start googling that actually, just to
see what the answers are.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
It's like me too, what's gonna say? Yeah, I wonder
what it would say. We're going over the top.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
How to searches from Google, they say how to searches
are the biggest thing on Google this year. Speaking of relationships,
they also looked at searches for relationships and includes how
to be in a relationship, how to fix a relationship,
how to build a relationship, how to end a relationship.
I feel like that's one that people google a lot,

(07:35):
like how to get how to end it?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Do you think they do more people just ghosts?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
So I'm surprised that anybody even bothers they got from.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, Like those conversations are hard.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Just go.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Like mold run away.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
I did actually google how to not be jeubile, and
good news, all that comes up is all of our podcasts.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh good.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, so that's a really good that's good for So
if anyone is out.

Speaker 9 (08:01):
There googling how to not be you, uh, we're gonna
win that battle.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
As a show, also go check out the podcast right
Go to the Jewbelshow dot com and check out the
podcast right there. Also follow us on social media. I'm
at Jewel Fresh. If you want to know how to
be me or not be me, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
If you want to be me, but you can follow
me at Nina on the air. Let's be honest.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
You probably don't want to be me, but be Ramiro
zero zero.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I understood that. Thank Yeah, that was great. That was
a compliment Victoria.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Victoria talks really quickly sometimes, so you can never understand
per at.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
I don't talk very quickly. Everyone else just hears me slowly, and.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
That is how That's a perfect example. Victoria just showed
you a perfect example for how to be you.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hey, I'm sorry I speak the way I speak. If
you can't understand it, that's a new problem.

Speaker 11 (08:48):
Not a new problem, it's another Jebile phone frame Mornings
on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, Hi, this is uh donk Well, Paul Donkler from
the that's like the director of high school. Most people
call me Donks. You can call me donk I think
we have a job. You have a job interview with
me right now? Is this Alvin.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Hey, yeah, yeah, this is what's going on.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Oh I did not much bre just you know, crushing
it out here and excited about talking to you about
maybe joining the team. So I've looked at your reseum
and stuff and wow, dude, like, so you want to
be a uh the strength and conditioning coach for the
football team. And I gotta say, like that masters you
have has gotta be impressive.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's uh, you want to tell me what it is again?

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Sure?

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Yeah, so I do have a massive and exercise physiology.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah that word that one?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, so that's impressive, dude. Tell me a little bit
about that.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Bro.

Speaker 12 (09:56):
You know, you just went to school, worked hard, and
I think actually that your school would be a nice
mis like not the.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Work hard part. Like, tell me about what that is.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Oh uh, you don't you don't know what that means?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, yeah, dude, of course I do. You know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Like, but then you put on your resume that you
got a master's in how do you.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Say that word again?

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Exercise?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
The other one, dude, physiology.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, so you say that you have that. I just
want to check it out and make sure like it's legit.
You know what I mean, so I just need to
tell me what that is.

Speaker 13 (10:31):
Okay, So exercise physiology is basically how your body responds
to exercise.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
I feel like you should know something.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Like this, you know, Well, yeah I do, of course
I do, dude. So just you know, making sure you
know it if you want to join my team here
and be on the strength and conditioning coach for the
football team, you know, I mean, making sure you know
you know it?

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Well, yeah, dude, it's my degree.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, and I don't really need someone coming in here
like with a degree being all like I know everything
because I got a degree in that word, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Okay, Well, you don't know the name of my degree,
so it's something you don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
What do you mean? You have a master's degree? Dde?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I see it right there. And I don't know why
this is getting heated right now. But Donk wants you
to remember you're interviewing for a job with us.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Dude.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
Yeah, well listen, donk Uh, I don't know if I
really want this job if you don't even know how
to say physiology.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
You just said it, dude, that's right now.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Go ahead, you try it.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
You want me to try getting a master's degree in
that word.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
I can't really bit it again.

Speaker 14 (11:35):
You just called it that word, so like, like what
this is going on here?

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Like I can't believe that you're an athletic director to
give you disposition, you don't have any brain.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's okay, dude.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
DONK was worried about this because like I've had people
come in here with degrees in that word before, and
all of them do you just thought they knew so
much like about everything, you know what I mean and
alls I do. Just because I like didn't go to
college like you did, doesn't mean dude, that I also
don't know?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Uh or no, I mean you know what you don't.

Speaker 12 (12:07):
Know, because I guarantee you don't because I bet you
don't even know how to take somebody's vial to Max.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Oh, dude, I don't know who Max is. And I
don't know why you're bringing any other names into this. Dude,
I was interviewing you.

Speaker 14 (12:18):
So holy, I don't even know you think it's Max
the person h v O two Max, it's your oxygen consumption.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
You should know of it.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Okay, dude, you're talking about eating oxygen? Okay, Like, obviously
I don't know what kind of degree this is. But
you know you don't eat oxygen. Dude, you don't consume it.

Speaker 12 (12:40):
What's the I think you're clueless, bro, Yes, of course
you do consume oxygen like.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
A restaurant needed.

Speaker 14 (12:48):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Come on, you know what.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
You're an idiot.

Speaker 14 (12:52):
I don't want this job. And furthermore, I'm gonna call
the superintendent and let them know how stupid you are.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay, well, then I'm just gonna tell you that your
buddy Jeremy set you up for a phone prank. And
this is actually Jewbel from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone brank on you.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
What it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, he said that you've been applying at schools to
work in their athletic department, and so we set up
this whole thing just to call you and do a
really weird interview.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
So frustrating, you just kept saying that word, well.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Word word, that's psychology, wonder whatever. Dude.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Oh yeah, there it is.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Wake up every morning with Jewbel phone Franks, we say,
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Time for what's trending with Nina. Man.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
If you're a millennial, there's a really good chance your
brain exploded last night. If you were watching the MTV
Video Music Awards. Okay, should we just say it together?
In Sync reunited on stage? Oh my gosh, I'm always
supposed to say all that together.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
So the part about this also is Taylor Swift as queen.
We know that she won everything last night, but she
embodied what every millennial was feeling when in Sync came
on stage to present her award.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
And this is what it sounded like.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
I had your dolls.

Speaker 9 (14:04):
I like, what, like, are you doing something?

Speaker 6 (14:07):
What's gonna happen now?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Right?

Speaker 9 (14:10):
You guys are You're pop personified?

Speaker 8 (14:13):
So to receive this from your golden pop hands, it's
too much.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
They presented her the Best Pop Award. But okay, what's happening?
Are they gonna go on tour? Are they gonna have
a reunion? It's justin Timberley finally gonna play anyway, So
clearly I'm a millennial. But anyways, Taylor Swift won nine
awards last night. If you didn't hear, that's big news today. Also,
Olivia Rodrigo had a great performance where she faked everybody

(14:43):
out and made it look like she had some technical
difficulties during the show.

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Actually jubil. I feel like you'd really appreciate this. I
like her. Is that the one that has beef with
Taylor Swift too? She doesn't have beef, well, she kind
of doesn't.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I didn't realize Taylor Swift sue Olivia Rodrigo and that's
why they're beefing.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
You don't steal from Taylor.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Well yeah, right, just Victoria was explaining this to me
the other day in the studio.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
So for both of them, what's the issue again with them?

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Because one of Olivia Rodrigo songs, it had like compilations
what it's called, like pieces from one of Taylor Swift songs.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It sounded it sounded like it. Okay, it sounded like it.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
And so when Taylor's team, I think got a hold
of it, they requested.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
For royalties.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
Requested isn't the best word, but to shoot right, you're.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Gonna give us royalties. So you're going down a little lady.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
And that's got hurt for Olivia because she loved Taylor Swift.

Speaker 8 (15:38):
So yeah, but she Taylor Swift like in Curt clapped
her hands and like showed a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Of the cameras were on her face and the cameras
were off her face. She was flipping her off.

Speaker 11 (15:54):
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Speaker 1 (16:01):
Conrad is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Iliana. So we're
gonna see if we can figure out why he's gettinghoted
and maybe get him another date if he still wants
thee and he finds out why in just a second.
But Conrad, before we get into your date, how long
has it been since you heard from ill?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Oh, it's almost a week. It's been like six days
right now.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
So let's go backwards.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Let's talk about the date, how you guys met, and
let's get to where we're at now.

Speaker 12 (16:27):
We we really like food, you know, and when we
both met, we were.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Talking about going to this restaurant the specialized in and
by I'm sorry, I can't pronounce it darren words. But anyway,
they're known for that, They're known for their sangria. Everything
was great, right.

Speaker 12 (16:42):
And super romantic spot even like like after like eight o'clock,
there's a DJ that comes out.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
They had like a dance floor platform they bring out.

Speaker 14 (16:51):
Yea cool.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
It was really really nicely danced. I mean we were
laughing it up the whole night. We too pay series
of the photo booth at the restaurant. They had them
the bathrooms. It was super cute. We loved the spot.
So that was the first time he met. It was
a great date. And that was That was pretty much how.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That went, because it sounds like it went pretty good
in my eyes. What was the last thing you said
to her?

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Well, the last thing, that's it, you know what. It
wasn't like, you know, we had some last words or
anything like that.

Speaker 12 (17:23):
We just, you know, pretty much we're talking, and you know,
there was a situation. I think maybe they had something
to do with it as far as her not calling
me back. I don't know if this is a sights
or not, but she did well. She was complaining about
being cold. We right next to event, right but the
food was already on the table. So I went ahead
and asked the waiters that they can, you know, switch us,

(17:44):
which she was like, you no, don't make a big
deal out of it.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
This and the third but I insisted because I didn't
want her.

Speaker 12 (17:48):
To be cold.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
So you know, we moved and you know, even like.

Speaker 12 (17:53):
We had like a real cool exchange exchanges like you know,
like like almost like we've been together or something like that,
because it was like a little bickering over like what
we're going to order.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
It was all playful, you know, nothing angry about it.

Speaker 12 (18:04):
She even said something about like, oh man, we must
have been lovers in the past life, and I was like,
oh man, it was like so so cool, like superheated,
super fun. So it wasn't like any of the last
words I said to her, I just don't. It was
a text message I send her afterwards, you know, but
that wasn't you know. I just said, you know, I
had a great time, and that was it.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
When you say that it was super heated where you're arguing.

Speaker 12 (18:24):
No, it was like it was like a good like
passion between us. What I mean, It's like it was
like a real good connection. It was like everything was
like like melting, like it was just like great. It
was just like you know, it was just like yeah,
it was so easy. It was like you know each
other for a while.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, Well what do you think happened?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Then?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I don't know. And the only thing I guesssumed was
that maybe, like I said, having.

Speaker 12 (18:45):
Them switch everything after like switch tables for us after
all the food was out on the table, but that's
so minor, so I'm not thinking that that might be
it because I can't think of anything to tell.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
You the truth.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Well, maybe do you think it is intense that she's like, oh,
we were lovers in another life? That doesn't I don't know.
People get scared really easily, you know what I mean.
I don't know if it's I can't be or if
it's like, oh my gosh, like what if I can't
do this? It didn't work out in another life, but
how's it going to work out in this life?

Speaker 12 (19:13):
I would hope that she would just like tell me
that day instead of just leaving me just the wonder
and you stay her up on myself because how did
something so good just like just end up just abruptly
just stop?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
What was the last thing that she said to you?

Speaker 12 (19:26):
The last thing she to me on the text message
was that, uh, you know, she just thank me and
she said she had a good time.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
So that was it. That was the last time we
spoke to each other to a text message.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Okay, well, what's I figure out for you?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Then we'll play a song, come back and call her
and see if she says why you're getting ghosted, and
then maybe get you another day.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
If you still want me.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Okay, cool, all right, we'll get your first day follow
up next first.

Speaker 11 (19:52):
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Speaker 2 (19:58):
Are you just joining us for today's say follow up?

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Conrad is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Iliana,
and we're about to call her and see if we
can figure out why and maybe get him another date.
But before we do that, while you refresh everybody's memory
about your date with Ileana.

Speaker 12 (20:11):
Oh okay, well, my day with Eleana was great. Went
to a great restaurant. We had great food, we had
great drinks, We dance, we laughed, We really hit it off,
super big connection.

Speaker 14 (20:24):
You know.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
We both loved the spot that we went to, and
that was pretty much it. It was just real natural and
just real fun, like super fun.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Okay, And you have no idea why she's not calling
you back.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
The only idea I can come up with is something
that is just like far fetched to me because it's
not even a real reason. Like I said, it was
just me because she was complaining she was cold. She
was like, hey, I'm under that, and I was like,
oh my gosh, so let's move it. Let's move out
the way that was already after the food was there,
So that was it.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
All right, we'll try to figure out for you. Then
we call her right now. Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Okay, here we go. Hello, I may I speak to Ilana? Please? Hi, Ileana?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's named The Jewbel Show. Hi, the whole show's here too.
Before you jump back in, my name is Nita.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
How are you.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
I'm doing well.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Do you listen to the show at all?

Speaker 14 (21:24):
I've never listened to it before.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Okay, No, you don't have apologize. Maybe you will.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Now we do a segment on the show it's called
the First Day follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why so you are
ghosting someone and they email us about you.

Speaker 14 (21:42):
Okay, got it? Who I don't think so?

Speaker 11 (21:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
What about a guy named Conrad Conrad?

Speaker 14 (21:54):
Oh? Oh Conrad? Yeah, I remember him?

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, what do you remember about him?

Speaker 14 (22:00):
Six days ago?

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (22:02):
We went on a date a few days ago and
what I thought was a hookup of a friend, and
the restaurant was a really nice place. You know, I
can't lie, but for me, it was a bit too
romantic for the first date. Okay, you know, so it
kind of felt weird, but you know, I said, let
me go with the flow and we'll see what goes on.

(22:23):
We danced, the food was wonderful. I mean, he was
so nice. He even had the table moved for me
because I was feeling cold underneath.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
Event which I thought was really nice of him.

Speaker 14 (22:34):
I didn't want him to do it because the food
was already on the table. However, he did it anyway,
and I really appreciate that. But later on that night,
I mean everything just got too lovey dovey for me.
I mean, he joked about being lovers in a past life,
so something like that. It just got really weird after that.
The next day I go to work, I find flowers

(22:56):
at my desk, which I thought was romantic. However, the
lovers in a past life. Then he's texting me constantly.
When I'm like I'm busy, He's like, okay, well text
me back when you get a chance, but then he
doesn't give me a chance to take back. It was
just becoming too much at one time, and I felt
he was moving a bit too fast and I just

(23:18):
had to slow it down.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I just had to go, wow, I kind of feel
like I would love flowers after a first date.

Speaker 14 (23:23):
But I mean I felt like I was being love bombed.
If you understand what I'm saying. Yea, at one time,
it was moving too fast for me.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
So did you like him?

Speaker 3 (23:33):
And it was just that he was coming on too
strong and the whole like you know, love bombing concept,
trying to protect yourself or it was just like, oh man,
this is kind of achy.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, it was just sicky for me all together.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, okay, Well, thank you for being honest with us.

Speaker 14 (23:47):
Yeah. Yeah, he's nice. He's a nice guy for somebody else,
just not for me.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Le Jana.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
He is on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Hello, Hey, Hey, how are you. I'm doing well?

Speaker 14 (24:02):
What is this about? Oh?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
But I mean I just found out what it is about.
I was wondering what was going on with us, and
I just realized that maybe you thought I was loved
by me, but that wasn't mean, I was just very excited.

Speaker 12 (24:16):
You know, I thought maybe something and maybe I just
sized it.

Speaker 14 (24:19):
I mean, I mean, you don't even give me a
chance to respond to your messages. You're constantly texting me.
I tell you that I'm busy, and it's like you
act like you understand the then you don't understand.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
I don't say I can pull back on that. I'm
so sorry. I think that I just jumped the gun.
I was so excited, like I said, and I mean,
I would really love to go on the second day
with you. I really apologized if I came on too strong,
and you know, that's just how I am.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
Maybe I should have just you know, waited for you
to respond, but I'm just so you know, happy about
you know, our date and how it went that I
was just I guess I was overwhelmed.

Speaker 13 (24:55):
I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean you really wasn't like weird
or anything. Yeah, I'm not trying to be weird out
and like that. It's just it's just how how I am.
I can wear my heart on my sleeve. So it's
just like I.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Was just trying to, you know, express that you know,
I really enjoyed meeting you, and you know that's all. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (25:15):
I enjoyed meeting you too, but like I said, it
was just too much for me at one time, and
it just seemed like you weren't going to give up.
And I appreciate the pursuit, but it's not for me.
Maybe for somebody else.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Yeah, well, maybe I showed you so much, you know,
attention for that short period of time that maybe not
just eas back and like not really like you as much.
I mean, that's it's been weirder. I thought we had
a connection. I'm not trying to be weird. It was
just I'm just I'm thrown back by this.

Speaker 12 (25:49):
I mean, I can see the text messages and you know,
and the flowers, but you know, to.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Me, that's just how a man is supposed to be.
No express I'm romantic. I'm gonna throw back.

Speaker 12 (25:59):
I know, I FOLLI fight that's too fast, but I
gues said, I'll go one hundred miles an hour.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
I promise to do twenty miles an hour. I'll be
twenty the next day.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I feel you. I have that same problem, Conrad, because
I'm like that too.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Like honestly, if I meet someone up, I may be
trying to date them for a month, but I still
want to do all the flowers. I want to be
super romantic. But then people get scared, you know, people
get scared, and so then it's like hard to figure
out what to do because then I'm like, well, all right,
well I don't really play games, so I just will
not do the stuff, and then it looks like I
don't like them.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
You just got everybody's just got to start asking each
other what your love language is, because that's what you
cater to. And if people are scared of gifts and
the extra like you know, attension, you just go back
a little bit.

Speaker 12 (26:38):
They want you to find out what their love language is,
and then like I'd rather just just shoot at it,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
It's because like so most of the time it's going
to express that scene.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Well you did, Conrad, you did in this time, it
just doesn't seem like it worked out, and I'm really sorry.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Let's see for sure, Eleana, would you like to go
on another day with Conrad?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Will pay for it?

Speaker 12 (26:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Actually, we wouldn't pay for it because you don't want
that yet, I will pay for it.

Speaker 14 (27:00):
I feel so bad.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I really want to go on a date with Conrad. Now,
Oh that would be great. I'm telling you I would
go four miles an hour in a fifty miles. But
I was one. I'll be an old man.

Speaker 14 (27:11):
Okay, I problem if you slow it down just a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
So that's a yes?

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Really maybe should I?

Speaker 14 (27:19):
Should I do it?

Speaker 15 (27:19):
Guys?

Speaker 14 (27:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
I think so?

Speaker 7 (27:21):
Why not?

Speaker 16 (27:22):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (27:22):
Man?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
What's the worst icond happen?

Speaker 5 (27:25):
That's great? Thank you? Okay, so second day, Yes, I'm
up for it. Uh, where do you want to do?

Speaker 16 (27:33):
Like?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
What kind of food do you want to?

Speaker 12 (27:34):
What you?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Guys, let me step back and let you plan everything.
Events will be This is gonna be funny.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Can't do it, but try. Best of luck.

Speaker 14 (27:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 11 (27:51):
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Speaker 1 (27:57):
People will do almost anything for love. It's a jubile show.
And there's a crazy story that's going viral about one
woman who did just that to meet the man of
her dreams.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
To meet like they hadn't already.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Met, well, they met on Instagram. Don't judge, girl, I've
got a story for you. Hold on, listen to tell.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
A woman named Alexis is going viral she met this
guy on Instagram, and she drove from Memphis, where she lives,
to where he lives in Virginia, twelve hours and forty
five minutes just to meet this dude.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
What yeah, I mean, good for her, she took a
chance on love.

Speaker 14 (28:38):
Why not.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Somebody's got to make moves. Otherwise we just sit here
and hope for Prince Charming to show up at the doorstep.

Speaker 14 (28:43):
Why not?

Speaker 6 (28:44):
That's I think of all the gas money she spent.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
On that seriously out the mile she put on her car,
and priceless.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
False love is expensive, is what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Amen to that, Victoria. I want to give you a
hug right now. That is the absolute truth. That is
so expense I mean, or it's very rewarding. Actual love
could be very rewarding. Yes, maybe I'm not I heard anyway.
The story that's going viral is about how this woman
met this guy on Instagram. She drove all the way
out there, twelve hours and forty five minutes just to

(29:17):
meet this dude. Call us up eight eight eight three
four three one O six one eight eight eight three
four three one six one text in four one O
six one. What's the farthest you've gone for a hookup
and it doesn't even have to be miles wise, Just
what length have you gone to in order to hook
up with someone?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Elaine? How are you?

Speaker 16 (29:36):
Hi?

Speaker 14 (29:36):
I'm good?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
How are you good?

Speaker 7 (29:38):
So?

Speaker 2 (29:39):
What did you do for a hookup?

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Well, I'm I'm sorry to say.

Speaker 17 (29:45):
I actually drove like an hour and a half to
meet up with this guy who wasn't who he said
he was. Oh yeah, so I don't I'm not really
in favor of anyone doing this. I've been talking to
this guy for like four months and he didn't look.

Speaker 14 (30:01):
Like his pictures.

Speaker 17 (30:02):
I finally drove to see him and he turned out
to be this old man.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Well, so what did his picture look like a young man?
Was it the same man just older or a different,
completely different old man?

Speaker 15 (30:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:16):
No, I think it was like him when he was younger.

Speaker 17 (30:18):
Like maybe he's delusional or something. But I was in
my early twenties.

Speaker 14 (30:22):
He was in his.

Speaker 17 (30:23):
Mid fifties, like dad age. And I drove an hour
and a half and I thought he was one.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
An hour and a half is not that far, really,
I mean, I mean it sucks, but twelve hours and
at least you didn't drive thirteen hours to show up
and he's like.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Hey, that same guy. Just that's an older picture. I thought,
just a slightly older picture. I know I look a
bit different, but come on in. I feel like we're
they don't take the hand.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I'm making cream corn because it's all I can eat,
because he's got no teeth.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I thought, you can't let these things go on for
four months at a time. You got to kind of
nip it in the booty right in the beginning so
you can figure out what's going on over there and
do your due diligence.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
She was being hopeful. I understand hopeful.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Now you're seeing a different tune over there, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You're talking about a woman that story is going viral.
She drove from where she lives in Memphis all the
way to Virginia to meet a guy that she just
met on Instagram. The other part of the story is
she hasn't left.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Wait, oh, she went there and stage she stayed had
gone back.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Well, she has two kids back in Memphis, so she
said the only reason that she would go back for
her kids.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Okay, that's a good reason to go back.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Wait how long has she been there? Like if it's
just like a little weekend getaway, that's one thing.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
But if it's like a few months, the story says
three months. So apparently the hookup was good, real good.
I'm going to figure out that kids situation. What's the
farthest you've gotten for a hook up, Nina.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Well, it's not really how far I went, how far
he went. So a while ago, this guy saw a
picture of me that my friend had of me in
her phone, and he saw it. He goes, oh my gosh,
I have to know her. So that night I got
a text message from this guy that says, hi, Nina,
this is Eric, your future husband. I heard you like
the right side of the bed, so, like you know,
I'll make sure that, like whatever the left is mine.

(32:19):
I was like, wait what. We start talking for a
couple of weeks. This guy's living in New York. I'm
living in Sacramento, California. He hops on a plane and
he comes on out there, and what happened? And I'm
healthy on and off relationship. Yeah, but that hook up,
that hookup part worth it?

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Would you say those eight years was that worth it?

Speaker 8 (32:40):
Like him coming all the way out, I mean, whatever
it it is, what it is, It's made me who
I am, and it was a great time.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
And still to this day, don't leave me alone in
a room with him because he's very attractive, but he sucks.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
But it's like being in a room with food you
can't eat right, you really like, I'm la close in tolerate,
But if I'm in a room alone macaroni and cheese,
watch out, Macaroni and cheese and me are getting damn
And then later on macaroni and she is going to
be not good to me. Oh man, what's the furthest

(33:16):
or the furthest you've gone mile wise or just length
you've gone to in order to hook up with somebody?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Producer, Brad, do you have a story?

Speaker 9 (33:24):
Yeah, I've done a lot of things in my life
to get the hook up, one of which was I
flew at the time I lived in Arizona, I flew
all the way out to this doesn't selling very far,
but all the wout to Los Angeles because a girl
said she was going to an event and I just
I went all the way to Los Angeles to go
to the event to see if maybe it was possibility.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Did you tell her that you were doing it for
that reason or did you just show the event, like weird.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
No, I was like, also, here, don't know.

Speaker 9 (33:51):
When she told me about the event, I was like,
I'm totally going to that too, And then I went
to my.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Plane tickets and stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I'm already going for a job ever job too.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
But you know they're kind of the equal equal of importance.

Speaker 9 (34:05):
Yeah, expensive, Yeah, I'll bost didn't recover from that financially.
I had to eat Ramen for extra a few weeks
after that. No, it did happen.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Okay, I'm very smooth, Nina, I'm very smooth.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Three four three one six one text in four one
o six one. Hello is this?

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Yes? This is I'm gonna turn it down. Hey, this
is Eric Nelson. Yeah, I'm And you know, the last
person that I googled.

Speaker 18 (34:40):
I was watching Ronic Mars and this was the show
was mad Down twenty years ago.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
This girl and there I recognized.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
Called christ Ritter, and I was like, she looks so familiar.
I was like, I was thinking, Jessica Jones. You gotta
be Jessica Jones.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Or something like that.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
So I looked up just to make sure. Yeah, sure, no,
christ Christian writer is Jessica Jones.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah, how far have you gone? For Have you ever
gone real far for a hookup?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
No, you've never overcome obstacles to get your way.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, definitely, that's why you're googling Vernica Mars trying to
find out where from Veronica Mars?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Is that so you can go out there?

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Yeah? I think you're way older now, man, Thank.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
You, appreciate you. Calls up eighty eight three for three
one to six one, text four one to six one.
What is the furthest you've gone?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Whre's his name?

Speaker 14 (35:33):
Eric?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
I know.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's the one that that flew out all the way
from New York to Sacramento and Nina had a great
off and on again eight year thing.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (35:44):
I feel like I'd be fine if someone came to me,
but I would not go to anyone that far. I've
never traveled farther than my hometown, and I would not
go any farther than that.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
You know, angry his Victoria has worked up about it.

Speaker 8 (35:56):
I don't understand how we were going so long distance.
Like I'm finding if a guy want to come like
across the country to see.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Me, the Victoria's smile like, yeah, that'd be sweet, but
also no, I.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Can't imagine spending the money to go see someone else.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
But Victoria, what if you're in a desert. It's just
it's in my desert and you're so thirsty. You just
you know, you need to get your thirst quenched. And
you're like, man, it's two hours from here, and I
could have some serious gatorade.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Are you leaving the desert to get the gatorade?

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Well?

Speaker 8 (36:24):
Was there no gatorade around me? Nope, I'm in a
big city. Well find a desert, I f she's.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Going two hours for the gatorade.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Victoria's trying to figure out the way to say no,
Well you should say. It's like there's cactuses out there.
I'll just cut open the cactus and get the moisture
from that because the cactus will probably hurt me. Lesson
and the person that I've flown across the country to
go hook up with, It's.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Time to catch a cheater. Only on the.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Jubile showy Gavin is on the phone today for to
catch a Cheater. He's been with his girlfriend Brittany for
five years, but now he thinks something might be going on,
so we'll see if we can help him out. Yavin,
thank you for coming on the show. Not the most
fun way to come on. But hopefully we can help
you all here. Tell us what's going on with Brittany.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Yeah, hey guys.

Speaker 15 (37:08):
So basically we've been together five years now, but we've
got a little bit of baggage because basically, I'll just
be out there. Like two years ago, she cheated on
me with my roommate, who was also my best friend
at the time.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Oh, it was pretty tough.

Speaker 15 (37:27):
And the thing is, though he moved out, and you know,
I stayed with her because I love her, and so,
you know, we kind of moved on patch things up.
It was water under the bridge and everything. But I
gotta be honest with you. Like recently, I came home

(37:48):
and she came home, and we were all wrapping things
up for the night, and I saw her wearing one
of my shirts.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
The only issue is it was one of the shirts
that I actually gave this roommate.

Speaker 15 (38:01):
So it just kind of completely triggered me. I'm like, hey,
where'd you get that shirt?

Speaker 14 (38:08):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (38:08):
I don't know, Like I think you gave it to
me like years ago. I'm like, oh, that's interesting. I
haven't seen that.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Shirt in years. Like it was just all.

Speaker 15 (38:16):
These memories started coming back, and like, I'm just like there,
I don't know where she could have gotten this shirt
because I remember him wearing it, I remember giving it
to him. It just I'm concerned.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
Do you think she's messing around with that same roommate?

Speaker 15 (38:34):
Now That's the only thing I can really wrap my
mind around at this point.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
So you're not friends with this guy anymore?

Speaker 7 (38:41):
No?

Speaker 6 (38:42):
Why dump the friend and keep the girlfriend?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
No?

Speaker 15 (38:46):
No, I mean, okay, And I've gotten this question before.
You know a lot of people have said, oh, I
can't believe it. You know, you've betrayed like the bro code.
But I look at it this way, like, you know,
he betrayed me more than anything, because I feel like
he came on to her, and she told me that
he came on to her.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
It wasn't really like she came on to him type thing.

Speaker 15 (39:07):
And you know, again, we've had multiple conversations about this,
and you know, I love Brittany. You know we've been
together for five years. Like we're invested in this. I'm
invested into her and you know I'm honest with her.
So all I want to do is just have her
be honest with me.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Have you tried to catch her anyway on your own yet.

Speaker 15 (39:27):
Yeah, So, like, you know, I've tried to check your
phone a couple of times, but like each time I do,
like it goes into that like timeout thing and they
hit the lock and so I'm not really able to
look at anything.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I've done that before, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
And the thing is when I did it, I was
on vacation with another couple, right, and so I was
I was like, oh, there's phone, right, because I suspected
someone was going on cycle because everybody's outside, and I
was like, I'll try it right.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Then I got it wrong, and I was like, I
know what it is.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Also that was shady because she changed it because I
used to know what it was anyway, So she changed
it and I was like, so I was guessing numbers
that it could be, and then it went in time
out for like ten minutes, you know. So then I
went back outside and I was like, well, and then
the dude that was with us, the other couple that
was with us, he went into the bathroom and then
he came back out, and then at a different time,
each of them went to the bathroom. They're like, weird,

(40:15):
my phone is locked, both of them. So I'm like
did both of us try to check their phones. That's amazing.
All right, we'll see if we can figure out for you. Man,
you already told us what grocery store she shops that,
So we'll do the usual and we'll call her up,
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month to choose one Rewards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We'll say that she's this month's big winner, and we'll
see if she sends the flowers see you or to

(40:35):
somebody else. Okay, all right, all right, man, pla us
don't come back and see if we can help you
out with to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Next, it's time.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
To Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Only on the Tubile Show, Gavin is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater and he thinks that
his girlfriend of five years, Brittany, might be cheating on him.
So we're about to call her and see if we
can catch her. But before we do that, Gavin, why
don't you refresh everybody's memory about what you think is
going on.

Speaker 15 (41:01):
Hey, yeah, so just real quick, you know, I've been
with my girl for five years and two years ago
she cheated on me with my then best friend and roommate.
And just the other day, like at the end of
the day, I caught her like walking.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Around in this shirt. And this was a shirt that
I had actually.

Speaker 15 (41:18):
Given to that roommate, and so I was just wondering,
like where she got it.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
And now I've got some suspicion.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Okay, we're in a shirt. It's not a regular T shirt, right,
so this has got to be an obvious shirt.

Speaker 15 (41:29):
Yeah, I mean it has something funny written on it.
You know, it's kind of like a gag gift type
of thing. So you had definitely not mistaken it, got it?

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Cool?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Well, here we are about to call her from the
grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and
tell her that she's this month's big winner of thirty
six long stem red roses to be delivered to anybody
that she wants and will see if she sends them
to you or somebody else.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Hello, Hi, is this Britney who's a rewards card member
with Yes, Brittany, Please do not hang up. This is
not a marketing call. I'm cognoition of the Year. This
month's big winner. Congratulations. Yay, we're making some noise for
you up here in the office. Congratulations. Okay, thank you
so much for shopping with us. I'm sorry, what did

(42:23):
I win the flowers?

Speaker 16 (42:26):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (42:26):
I sign up for something like that?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Well you did when you became a rewards card member
with us. Yes, every single month. I don't know if
you've seen the signage in the store. Every single month,
we choose one rewards card member at random who we
call up and say thank you very much for being
such a loyal customer by giving them flowers to be
delivered from our floor apartment. So you've won thirty six
long stim red roses to be delivered to anybody that
you want. It includes a box of candy and a card.

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Wow, I must have missed the signs.

Speaker 14 (42:53):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Okay, here's how this works.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I can take the information down over the phone in
just a matter of minute if you already happen to
know who you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Okay, So I am sending flowers to someone.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Anybody that you want, as long as in the United States.

Speaker 7 (43:10):
Really okay, hmm? Is it weird to send flowers to
a guy?

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
All right, okay, then, so I just give you their name.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I guess so I would just need the first in
the last name of the person that you'd like to
send them to.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Sure, Jordan's.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Great, And would you like to include a card with it?

Speaker 14 (43:37):
I mean you could just put something like.

Speaker 16 (43:40):
Won't you look so cute in your kitchen? And like
put like a little wink face or something that's silly.
I think that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I think that's fun. Yeah, yeah, it might not be
fun for Gavin. Who's your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Who's on the phone though, I'm sorry?

Speaker 7 (43:54):
What?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, this is actually the Jewbil Show. My name is Jewbil.
I'm Nina Toria, and this is a radio show.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
And your boyfriend Gavin is on the phone because he
thought you might be cheating.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
And what does he eat? Send flowers to?

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Babe?

Speaker 14 (44:08):
What the oh?

Speaker 16 (44:10):
What is going on? I just don't understand. Did the
lines get hello?

Speaker 5 (44:17):
No, the lines didn't get crossed, Babe.

Speaker 15 (44:20):
I called to see what was going on, and now
I've found out.

Speaker 14 (44:25):
I literally don't even know what.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
You're talking about.

Speaker 15 (44:28):
Oh, you don't know what I'm what is going on
right now?

Speaker 14 (44:31):
I am so confused.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
This is a radio show and we do a segment
where we try to catch people cheating, and Gavin might
be cheating. And you just sent flowers to some dude
named Jordan.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
So who's Jordan?

Speaker 5 (44:43):
You know who Jordan?

Speaker 14 (44:45):
Yeah? I think we all know who Jordan is?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
What is Jordan the shirt?

Speaker 15 (44:49):
Some just say, yeah, he's my former roommate and the
guy that cheated on you know that swept with my girlfriend.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
Oh, I mean, I don't know what you want me
to say.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Well, why are you doing it again?

Speaker 14 (45:05):
I mean I'm not. I didn't say I was.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Well then, why the hell did you have a shirt
the other night?

Speaker 14 (45:12):
What shirt are you even talking about?

Speaker 5 (45:14):
You know, the shirt, the one that has the comedy
gag on it. I mean, like, I don't understand.

Speaker 15 (45:20):
I gave him that share of years ago, and all
of a sudden you just show up wearing it.

Speaker 14 (45:25):
Okay, I don't understand what the thing is.

Speaker 16 (45:27):
With the shirt. I mean, I do the laundry. You
don't do the laundry, So maybe you're just not paying attention.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
But you're also sending him flowers though. Yeah, that's a
little gas lie, even more than the shirt. You're sending
in flowers.

Speaker 15 (45:41):
Okay, and why why are you sending him flowers? How
long have you two been talking?

Speaker 14 (45:48):
Listen?

Speaker 16 (45:48):
You know what, Gavin, this is really ridiculous because you know,
when we had issues, you said you're not going to
work as much, You're gonna give me more attention, and
then you didn't.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Okay, So what did you think I would tend to just.

Speaker 16 (46:00):
Sit home seven days a week alone, not go out
at night, just eat dinner on loone when you're working late,
and just do that forever.

Speaker 7 (46:10):
No, No, you made promises that you couldn't keep.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
I have needs.

Speaker 14 (46:14):
I don't want to be alone all the time. That's
not what I'm looking for.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
And you know what, he.

Speaker 14 (46:18):
Gives me attention.

Speaker 7 (46:19):
Jordan gives me attention that you don't give me, and
he makes me feel good, which you're too tired to do.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
That doesn't give you an excuse a cheat though, Wait,
so are you like, does he just talk to you
and make you feel good?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Or does he touch you and make you feel good?

Speaker 16 (46:32):
I mean there's time spent together, so there's a lot
of feel good that's not happening in my relationship.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
So that is so wrong though, when you're in a relationship.

Speaker 14 (46:41):
I mean, he's actually in the relationship. So don't even
give me this.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
You don't even know the story, you know what. That
doesn't matter.

Speaker 15 (46:51):
I mean, it doesn't excuse the fact that you're cheating
on me and that you're that you're still in contact
with them. I can't believe this, I really can't. I mean,
after all we've been through together, you're gonna do this
to me?

Speaker 14 (47:05):
Yeah, I think that's done.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
You know.

Speaker 14 (47:07):
I think I'll get my step tonight. I'll be out.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
What this is pretty cold? Girl? What the heck?

Speaker 16 (47:13):
You guys don't know the whole story, so you need
to think before you start judging me.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
It's not so much judgment.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
I just hear the attitude in the voice, and I
just feel like when people care about each other, they
just handle it a little different.

Speaker 16 (47:24):
Yeah, but sometimes you're just done and like, this is
a really crappy way to catch someone, you know and
be all speaking now.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
It's really to be caught, That's what I think.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
Oh, bringing up you guys just stuck anyway?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Oh man, I can't say I disagree, you know, Hey, Gavin,
I mean i'd be mad too, damn.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Yeah, are you all right? Oh man?

Speaker 16 (47:49):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (47:50):
I don't know, guys, I mean I gotta call some
people and go grab some tequila.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
There you go, here you go. The good news is
you're not crazy. She doesn't sound nice to you, Gavin
at all.

Speaker 15 (48:03):
No man, And honestly, you guys, we would do things
all the time. We go to movies once a week
and everything, and yeah, you know, it's just never enough
for her.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
So well, I've been in that situation with somebody who
is never enough for a lot in my life, and
I can tell you you can find someone else who
you will be enough for at some point.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Thanks man, good luck, good luck.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Guys, All right, take care, man, let us know if
you needy things.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
The Jewel shows there to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Time for what's trending with Nina, But first, we were
talking earlier about how a woman traveled twelve hours and
forty five minutes to hook up with the dude that
she met on Instagram, and we asked you, what is
the longest or the biggest length you've gone to in
order to hook up with someone?

Speaker 2 (48:48):
And Pedro, what's up, man?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Hey, how you doing good?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
What's the longest you've gone to hook up with somebody?

Speaker 18 (48:57):
Well, I was traveling in Europe from Brussels to Germany,
and I met this check. At the time, I didn't
know that she was living in the south of Germany
and I was staying in the north. She invited me
over for the weekend and I teach my friends and
my my.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
My plans to go hook up with her.

Speaker 18 (49:18):
I realized that it was a nineteen hour train ride.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Whoa here nineteen hours?

Speaker 5 (49:24):
So you did nineteen hours?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Bro, was it worth it?

Speaker 18 (49:28):
She was, Oh, yeah, absolutely, I have. I had the
weekend of my life for sure.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
That's good. That's good. At least you didn't go nineteen
hours and you're like, this is terrible now.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
So kind of was sucky though.

Speaker 18 (49:43):
So she was a journalist and she had to travel
at the end of the Monday, I think she was.
And my credit cards they got canceled for some reason,
and I had to stay in the airport in number
for three days.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Well, and she's a journalist selfully she didn't about it,
like like published about.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
This guy spent all of his money to see me.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Appreciate you. Man calls up eighted eight three four three
one six one. Right now it's time for what's training
with Nina?

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Did you ever make up your own drinks?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Like you'd go to those soda fountain machines and you'd
have like a little orange.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Soda with a little bit of this. Oh yeah, that
was my Yeah, it's called the suicide. People don't like
that term, I you know, but that's what it's called.
That's what it was called when I was a kid,
and that's what I'll always call it because I used
to love going in there. And by the way, I'm
somebody who struggled with that, so I like those drinks
for a reason, I guess.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
But anyway, well, but I would always be like, I
can't wait. I would love it. I would get everything
on the soda.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
This is kind of weird, though, because when I was younger,
we call them graveyards.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Oh really a lot.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
It's so kind of different, oh weird, different areas again.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Yeah, but anyways, if you were into drinking the morbid
drinks that tasted so great, it's gonna be a lot
harder for you to get those now because McDonald's is
the first that's getting rid of their self serve soft
drink station. That's what I said, because even if I
go in there for my lice cream ConA like the
little you know, No, why are they getting rid of
it because more people just go through the drive through,

(51:06):
so it's not worth it for them to have it. Now,
so you can still get free refills, you just have
to ask the person behind the counter to do it
for you.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
You shouldn't have them make one of those drinks.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Okay, Now, do like a two second splash the orange
one and then doctor Prepper for like four seconds happen,
Yeah yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Then do it right. You're gonna start over.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Either way, all right, p for now, that's what's trendy.

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Jules dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 14 (51:52):
I shall do it.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'm good? How are you man?

Speaker 14 (51:55):
I'm all right, I'm alright.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Can't wait to hear you dirty little secrets.

Speaker 19 (52:01):
Well, about eight years ago I started dating this lady
and we sat around her kitchen table and we got
onto the subject of religion, and I asked her what
would you do if you dated an athear? And she said,
no way would happen, and no way would one be
allowed in a house. Well, I married her six months later,

(52:22):
and still to this day, she doesn't know I'm an
ath yea.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
What does she think you are? Yeah?

Speaker 19 (52:29):
Well I always steer away from U that kind of conversation.
She likes going to chart, so I always go with
her at support because.

Speaker 14 (52:39):
I do love it. She's my wife, you know, and.

Speaker 19 (52:44):
She knows I don't pray, and she knows the reasons
why I don't pray, and we just always kind of
stay away from those heavy conversations.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
But she doesn't know like how resolute you are though.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
No, she's Hispanic and Catholic.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Oh yeah, wouldn't be allowed in this house. Well how
about I marry you?

Speaker 19 (53:06):
Absolutely things to you? You are the stay quiet and
stay happy, or speak up and get beat with.

Speaker 5 (53:14):
The rolling pin.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
There you go. I think you made the right decision
then man, happy wife, happy sir.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Thank you for zonn It's your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Guys, have a good one by What's your dirty little secret?
Text to four one sixty one.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
The Jewbile Show is no different.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Welcome to another episode of the Jewbil Show with everybody's
drunk at Nina. When she's not on her pros act,
she's trying to figure out how to get on a
pro athlete.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Okayvers of that joke.

Speaker 16 (53:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi, who everybody
just described as a two two full of attitude.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
She's an attitude two.

Speaker 7 (54:06):
Accurate.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
And of course, who could forget our next door neighbor,
our digital director Gabby. She's always stopping by and judging
us and then leaving. And then there's produce A Brad
he's a dad.

Speaker 9 (54:20):
Yeah, I've bought more two twos than Victoria.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
And then there's the weird guy who lives in the
basement that pops up once in a while and always
changing his name.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
Today he wants to be referred to as mister swiggle pants.
That's me.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
My name's Jewbil, and this is the Jewbil Show. What's
going on with you this week? Nina?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Well, I learned that a skill that some of us
have is more important to master than not. Okay, and
I'm talking about defensive driving. So yesterday I almost got
t boned. I was on the way to my doctor's
a doctor's appointment to worry about my pros act. To
be perfectly honest, I get my dosage correct. But as
I was going it was raining a little bit, and

(54:57):
I was turning into this parking lot in this car
was just speeding up the street. So I saw it
coming out of the corner of my eye. So I
drove up onto the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Across the grass whoa, and made my way into the
parking lot. And this mother bit still tapped my car. Wait,
still hit it a little bit.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yeah, wait, that's nice car, the Porsche, my Daddy's Porsche.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, I'm driving this Porsche. It's not it's not a
poor wheel drive.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
I'm in a little teeny toy car going over sidewalks,
across lawns into a parking lot.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And it's pretty impressive. In this act, it was going
so fast it still managed to tap me.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
But it was like right as I got on the sidewalk,
it went away, and I was like, oh great, are
you gonna stop or we gonna have to talk about this,
But he just drove off like it was nobody's business.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
And then thankfully nothing's wrong. There was somebody that was
watching that from a distance, like what impressive.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Also, there was a bunch of open I don't know
why she had to rush for that one spot. She
couldn't have to drive over the grass.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Why wat? I mean wait, I had already was my
turn to go? This guy was just beating. Well, you
could have waited un till he left. I started turning.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
And there's that attitude that we love from our little
too too full of attitude.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Everybody's younger sister Victoria are married. It be cooler just
to say, you know what, Nina, I'm really glad that
you're okay and in your little car didn't get hit.

Speaker 6 (56:14):
You know we'd Nina, I'm really glad you're okay. Next
time looks like, well wait.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
No, I had the right of way. All right. What's
going on with you this week? Victoria?

Speaker 8 (56:25):
Well, I have learned a very valuable but also sad
lesson the soil.

Speaker 14 (56:32):
I'm just giving.

Speaker 8 (56:35):
My lesson that I learned this morning was that if
Victoria decides to wake up a little late and take
too long on her hot girl walk, she doesn't get Starbucks.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
And it's really sad. I was really mad about it
this morning, and I almost just did it anyways, that
I was gonna be late.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
You're always late, You're never on time in the morning.
How is this a lesson that you just learned today? Well,
because I did and get it. Therefore, I learned my lesson.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Took a while to learn it. I guess.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Lesson learned.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Everybody, our next door neighbor, Gabby is here, Gabby, what's up?

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (57:14):
What do you have to check in about today with us?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, this week I got married aicially missus cole in
the building. I am congratulations, thank you. Somebody still believes
in love? How is it so far? Being married for
a few days? You know what, it's great love. It
highly recommend it.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
There's people that have been married for like ten years
in their car lists and going like highly. I mean, yeah,
it's still fine, I guess, but highly recommend it.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
It just recommended. Okay, Kah, give me a couple of
years right now. It's awesome. Produce a brad sympathy.

Speaker 9 (57:58):
This week, I'm obsessed with biker gang documentaries. What I've
watched four in the last two days.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
That's a thing.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
That is real fluffy today, our little two tube full
of attitude.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Victoria Ramirez j Victoria, Victoria, what thing are you asking?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Is a thing?

Speaker 9 (58:17):
Documentaries about biker gangs or biker gangs.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
Themselves, documentaries about biker gangs.

Speaker 9 (58:24):
If there is a thing that exists, there will be
a documentary about it.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
I can promise you that, And that's your lesson from
Dad today. I don't really believe that, but okay, I
don't believe there's documentars about biker.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Gangs through.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Here's twenty documentaries. Yeah, no, I I still don't see it.
Try again. But basically I'm living an alternate life through
my television.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Okay, yes, cool. Do you feel like you're in a
biker gang on a daily basis then?

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Because of that?

Speaker 7 (58:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I do. Yeah, that's uh. I'm way harder than you.

Speaker 9 (58:54):
Guys can tell you have a bike, so you know, yes,
of course I have a motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
Wait do you have one of those little carts next
to it? A little like the little white car?

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (59:01):
That dog sit in or like people?

Speaker 13 (59:02):
Can?

Speaker 4 (59:02):
I wish I did?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
I know I won't want it those two.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
I want to put a dog in it with a
scarf so quick. I don't have a dog, but I
would go find a dog. I would take somebody's dog.
I'd roll up like a biker gang member. I'd be like,
give me that dog. I just need it for like
ten minutes. I'm just gonna go down the street. But
I might put a scarf on it. And yeah yeah, Also,
here's my phone. Don't call the cops with it. Just
film this because it's gonna be cool and I'm gonna

(59:27):
put it on my Instagram. That was another edition of the
Jeubil show.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Wait what's going on with you?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Who?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
What is going on with me?

Speaker 5 (59:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:35):
I thought about it, but then I lost it thinking
about the motorcycle. Ifraid what I was gonna say?

Speaker 8 (59:40):
Honestly, is it that you are now going to buy
a motorcycle with this little side car?

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Somebody doesn't watch Jewbell's story.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Is it that you had a show last weekend? Yes?

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Yes, I had a show last week and that went well.
Is it that your birthday is this week? Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, my birthday is this week. That's cool too.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
I don't know what it was, Honestly, I got so
distracted thinking of a dog in a side wearing a scarf,
but I forgot what my checking was this week?

Speaker 9 (01:00:04):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yes, Victoria, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
You cannot give me attitude on that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
You and I are the same like that, because we
see something shiny, we're looking, We're like, look, I just
saw something shine out of the corner.

Speaker 16 (01:00:15):
My eye.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I couldn't even finish my son. What's this we you
got here?

Speaker 8 (01:00:17):
You got a mouse in your pocket, don't?

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yes, I do have a mouse in my pocket and
his name is Charles, and you're not going to be
able to pet him with that attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And I know you want to pet my mouse. Charles.
Tell me you wouldn't want to pet a pocket mouse.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Victoria, you like it's very argumentative today, but can you
argue with me on that if I had a pocket mouse,
If I had a pocket mouse, you would want to
pet that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:41):
No, if you had a pocket mouse, it wouldn't like
you as much as it would like me, So therefore
it'd come out of your like your pocket, and then
it would come hang out with me. So therefore I
get to bet either way.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
So she does want it wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I would have a little like watch chain on it
so it couldn't get away. It's a leash. I would
have a pocket mouse leash. Can you top that?

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
I would have pocket mouth harness, so then when it
got off your lord.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
You're calling me okay, you're calling me cruel to my
pocket mouth.

Speaker 14 (01:01:07):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Time for what's trending with Nina and all you early adapters.
I know you're just itching to get your hands on
these new iPhones. The good news is that preorders start
on Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Did you hear about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
We're already talking about the iPhone fifteen, So the fifteen
comes out on the twenty second, But you can do
all of the preorders now. Now everybody that has green
text messages is probably just rolling their eyes right now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Listen to us talk about this Trenday preorder. Our new
phones just came out. They just came out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
We got them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Also, they're ten times better. But whatever, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
About it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
But they have that event every single year where they
talk about it, and really all it's talking about is
how the camera is going to be able to be
more improved, which is what we all want.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
It's going to come in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Different colors like black, blue, pink, white, and yellow, and
then I didn't go into detail with all the other
grades because I don't really understand them and I never
really use them. So all that's all everybody cares about anyway,
that the colors is the price.

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
Can I finally take pictures like a Samsung phone or no,
that's the question.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
No, No, you got to get a Samsung for that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Oh oh yeah, okay, no anyway, but we'll have it
happen in some ear. Yeah, we'll always be like five
years behind them, So the current version of Samsung. In
five years, you will have that camera on your phone.

Speaker 14 (01:02:23):
It's this week.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
iPhones for the wind.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
I'm getting in mine right now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
Well, I just never want to jump on it right away,
because don't you want to let all the kinks get
worked out first and then you can get it later.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
It's a long process to work those out.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
But I will say that usually when a new phone
comes out, my mode is to buy the one that
that just got replaced. Right So, like now the fifteen's out,
I have a thirteen. Fifteen's out. I'll get the fourteen out, okay,
because they drop the price to dump the price on it,
and it's so much cheaper. I also want to know
if a new iPad Mini. Did they do a new
iPad mini?

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
I didn't?

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I know, I don't see an iPad Mini, but I
do see a new Apple Watch nine.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Okay, whoa they're on nine?

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
They're a watch? Is useless?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Yeah, all you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I just forget that I have one all the time.
Because I have to charge it, and then I forget
that I've charged it, and then like two days go
by and I go, oh, I have an Apple Watch.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I should wear it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
And then I wear it and then it dies again,
and then another couple of days go back and I'm like, oh, yeah,
I have an Apple Watch.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
For Victoria is right, listen, It's very useful.

Speaker 9 (01:03:23):
The problem is you mother truckers can text me and
get a hold of me at any given moment. Even
when I'm trying to disconnect, I'll be I'll be literally
on the breathing app.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
It's like, hey, take a deep breath.

Speaker 10 (01:03:34):
And it's like ding ding ding ding ding ding, And
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
The Apple Watch has that, the breathing app to help
you calm yourself, but it doesn't silence your notifications.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
So now you're breathing and you're anxious because I'm like,
should I check that? Don't they have settings for that somewhere? Well,
you know what. That's what's trending, y'all. Good luck,
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