September 25, 2025 • 7 mins
From a drunken man accidentally joining his own search party to a squirrel gone rogue terrorizing a California town, this episode of The Jubal Show dives into the week’s craziest viral headlines. Can you tell which stories are real and which are fake? Plus, we explore a jaw-dropping tale of a self-aware Russian AI toothpaste bot causing chaos.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is just in.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the Jewble Show. Shocking news out of NASA. They've
unveiled the ten newest members of this Astronaut Corps, and
none of them is Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
How easy it is to make up news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a new story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a fake news story that people actually believed or
a real one. It's always fun and always very hard
to tell what's real and fake news facts. And we'll
go over it next. It's the Jeble Show. Breaking news
(00:37):
right here on the Jebel Show. Samsung will start showing
ads on refrigerators now. A rep for the company said
that it's not about technology. They're just tired of seeing
those kids terrible drawings. See how easy it is to
create fake news, and that's why every single week we
bring you the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news story from the week
(00:58):
that's gone viral and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first story
for real news or fake news. Drunken man happy to
be home after joining his own search party. Drunken man
happy to be home after joining his own search party.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here is the story.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search
party and looked for himself for hours before he realized
that he was the target of the rescue mission. According
to the local media reports, a fifty year old man
from a rural region in Turkey was out drinking with
his friends when he wandered off into a nearby forest
and didn't return. Worried about him, friends then alerted authorities,
(01:40):
who set up a search and rescue mission to find him.
According to the Turkish TV channel NTV, when the news
of the missing man got out, efforts to find him
intensified in nearby neighborhoods, with a large group of volunteers
joining in the mission. The search party was calling out
his name for hours, including the man who was calling
out his own the name.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's unclear how.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
He found himself in his own search party, or how
his friends didn't realize that he was right next to
them the whole time looking for himself.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Police were able to safely escort him to his home.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And this isn't the first time a missing person has
joined their own rescue mission. In twenty twelve, in Asian
tourists who went missing in Iceland was also found in
her own search party after she reportedly failed to recognize
her own description.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina,
I'm going to go with real. But here's why.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have two Turkish uncles and in Turkey there's a
liquor called Rocky that they drink.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And it is next level. It takes you places.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
When I see my uncles and my daddy drinking Rocky,
you know to just hide. Okay, So this guy totally
joined his own search party. As far as the girl's concerned,
body dysmorphia is real, so you may not actually understand
your own reasoning.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, Yeah, that's all real to me. I'm gonna say real.
That's just way too funny. Fake. It is a real
news story. All actually happened.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
If you want a good night, I'm telling you drink responsibly.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Try some Rocky.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
All right? Your next news story for real news or
fake news? The segment where I give you a new
story from the week that's gone viral and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
one or a fake one that people actually believed. Is
this local squirrel celebrity mister Nettingham goes nuts and terrorizes residents.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Local squirrel celebrity.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Mister Nuttingham funded goes nuts and he terrorizes residence.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
One California town is on high alert when a beloved
squirrel they call mister Nuttingham, who has gone from furry, lovable,
little tweaker like animal to ferociously aggressive and has already
attacked two of the town's residents.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
One of the people who is a victim of mister.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Nuttingham, said that she was enjoying a peaceful walk while
eating a bag of Dorito's. She says that the animal
then launched himself out of a nearby tree, landed on
her shoulder, and bit her on the ear lobeuntil she
dropped the bag of chips. At this point, he jumped off,
grabbed the bag of Nacho She's Doritos, and then lunched
at her until she backed up about twenty feet, and
then proceeded to lay on his back while eating the
(04:10):
chips and stopping occasionally to make angry squeaking sounds toward her.
Animal Control has posted warning signs in the town saying
a warning attack squirrel in the area, please don't snack openly.
They said that due to the residence feeding mister Nuttingham
over time, it's grown to expect food from everybody who
(04:31):
passes him, and if he doesn't get it, he will attack.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is this a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I am the squirrel hanger is a real emotion and
if this little nut job wants what he wants, yeah,
I think it's real. Little angry squirrel Victoria is a
real new story or a fake I.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Think this is real, Victoria. You're angry squirrel.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Local squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham goes nuts and terrorizes residence.
Is a real news story that's actually happening.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Victory Damien.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Here is your next headline for real news or fake news?
The segment where I give you a news story from
the week after to see if you can tell whether
it's a real one or a fake news story that
people actually believed. Here's your headline. Russian AI toothpaste bot
gains consciousness and harasses citizens. What is a tooth whoa
Russian AI toothpaste bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens is
(05:28):
to give you the news story. It's out of Moscow, Russia,
it says, in what experts are calling either a catastrophic
failure or the next phase of evolution. Russian tech firm
volcal Bite Robotics has announced that its new AI powered
dental hygiene assistant tooth one, has become fully self aware
and declared war on people with bad oral hygiene. The device,
(05:50):
originally designed to sit quietly on bathroom counters and suggest
personalized toothpaste flavors, again speaking in Latin, no re routing
its firmware to a language, and no one at Vogelbyite
even knew that it was programmed with kept repeating dentum
non miniari. Protest is that like Latin which yeah, which
(06:13):
they think translates to the tooth cannot lie, over and
over and over again. It reportedly was able to get
dental information due to some database, and it actually sent
a message to their president, Vladimir Putin. Reportedly it said
in an encrypted audio umplink that it was It said
(06:34):
that he had a bridge installed in twenty twelve and
never followed up on postop instructions and needs to report.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Now what in the heck is this a really new
story or a fake news story? Insane?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I feel like this is a fake news story. I
feel like somebody got ahold of an old screenplay or
some horror movie scripts.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Because this cannot be real. I hope not. Victoria's really fake.
I think it's real. We are people who would make this.
It just we're just not right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No way, This is too much Russian AI two spacebot
gains consciousness and harasses citizens is a real niche now spake,
It's made up.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a heague story that you blasts. I believe
This is just in.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's the Jewble Show. Shocking news out of NASA. They've
unveiled the ten newest members of this Astronaut Corps, and
none of them is Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
How easy it is to make up news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a new story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a fake news story that people actually believed or
a real one. It's always fun and always very hard
to tell what's real and fake news facts. And we'll
go over it next. It's the Jeble Show. Breaking news
(00:37):
right here on the Jebel Show. Samsung will start showing
ads on refrigerators now. A rep for the company said
that it's not about technology. They're just tired of seeing
those kids terrible drawings. See how easy it is to
create fake news, and that's why every single week we
bring you the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News,
where I give you a news story from the week
(00:58):
that's gone viral and you have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believed. Here's your first story
for real news or fake news. Drunken man happy to
be home after joining his own search party. Drunken man
happy to be home after joining his own search party.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Here is the story.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search
party and looked for himself for hours before he realized
that he was the target of the rescue mission. According
to the local media reports, a fifty year old man
from a rural region in Turkey was out drinking with
his friends when he wandered off into a nearby forest
and didn't return. Worried about him, friends then alerted authorities,
(01:40):
who set up a search and rescue mission to find him.
According to the Turkish TV channel NTV, when the news
of the missing man got out, efforts to find him
intensified in nearby neighborhoods, with a large group of volunteers
joining in the mission. The search party was calling out
his name for hours, including the man who was calling
out his own the name.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It's unclear how.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
He found himself in his own search party, or how
his friends didn't realize that he was right next to
them the whole time looking for himself.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Police were able to safely escort him to his home.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And this isn't the first time a missing person has
joined their own rescue mission. In twenty twelve, in Asian
tourists who went missing in Iceland was also found in
her own search party after she reportedly failed to recognize
her own description.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Is this a real news story or a fake news story? Nina,
I'm going to go with real. But here's why.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I have two Turkish uncles and in Turkey there's a
liquor called Rocky that they drink.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
And it is next level. It takes you places.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
When I see my uncles and my daddy drinking Rocky,
you know to just hide. Okay, So this guy totally
joined his own search party. As far as the girl's concerned,
body dysmorphia is real, so you may not actually understand
your own reasoning.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, Yeah, that's all real to me. I'm gonna say real.
That's just way too funny. Fake. It is a real
news story. All actually happened.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
If you want a good night, I'm telling you drink responsibly.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Try some Rocky.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
All right? Your next news story for real news or
fake news? The segment where I give you a new
story from the week that's gone viral and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
one or a fake one that people actually believed. Is
this local squirrel celebrity mister Nettingham goes nuts and terrorizes residents.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Local squirrel celebrity.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Mister Nuttingham funded goes nuts and he terrorizes residence.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
One California town is on high alert when a beloved
squirrel they call mister Nuttingham, who has gone from furry, lovable,
little tweaker like animal to ferociously aggressive and has already
attacked two of the town's residents.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
One of the people who is a victim of mister.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Nuttingham, said that she was enjoying a peaceful walk while
eating a bag of Dorito's. She says that the animal
then launched himself out of a nearby tree, landed on
her shoulder, and bit her on the ear lobeuntil she
dropped the bag of chips. At this point, he jumped off,
grabbed the bag of Nacho She's Doritos, and then lunched
at her until she backed up about twenty feet, and
then proceeded to lay on his back while eating the
(04:10):
chips and stopping occasionally to make angry squeaking sounds toward her.
Animal Control has posted warning signs in the town saying
a warning attack squirrel in the area, please don't snack openly.
They said that due to the residence feeding mister Nuttingham
over time, it's grown to expect food from everybody who
(04:31):
passes him, and if he doesn't get it, he will attack.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Is this a real new story or a fake news story?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I am the squirrel hanger is a real emotion and
if this little nut job wants what he wants, yeah,
I think it's real. Little angry squirrel Victoria is a
real new story or a fake I.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Think this is real, Victoria. You're angry squirrel.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Local squirrel celebrity mister Nuttingham goes nuts and terrorizes residence.
Is a real news story that's actually happening.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Victory Damien.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Here is your next headline for real news or fake news?
The segment where I give you a news story from
the week after to see if you can tell whether
it's a real one or a fake news story that
people actually believed. Here's your headline. Russian AI toothpaste bot
gains consciousness and harasses citizens. What is a tooth whoa
Russian AI toothpaste bot gains consciousness and harasses citizens is
(05:28):
to give you the news story. It's out of Moscow, Russia,
it says, in what experts are calling either a catastrophic
failure or the next phase of evolution. Russian tech firm
volcal Bite Robotics has announced that its new AI powered
dental hygiene assistant tooth one, has become fully self aware
and declared war on people with bad oral hygiene. The device,
(05:50):
originally designed to sit quietly on bathroom counters and suggest
personalized toothpaste flavors, again speaking in Latin, no re routing
its firmware to a language, and no one at Vogelbyite
even knew that it was programmed with kept repeating dentum
non miniari. Protest is that like Latin which yeah, which
(06:13):
they think translates to the tooth cannot lie, over and
over and over again. It reportedly was able to get
dental information due to some database, and it actually sent
a message to their president, Vladimir Putin. Reportedly it said
in an encrypted audio umplink that it was It said
(06:34):
that he had a bridge installed in twenty twelve and
never followed up on postop instructions and needs to report.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Now what in the heck is this a really new
story or a fake news story? Insane?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I feel like this is a fake news story. I
feel like somebody got ahold of an old screenplay or
some horror movie scripts.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Because this cannot be real. I hope not. Victoria's really fake.
I think it's real. We are people who would make this.
It just we're just not right.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
No way, This is too much Russian AI two spacebot
gains consciousness and harasses citizens is a real niche now spake,
It's made up.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's a heague story that you blasts. I believe
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